Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - How I sold out Radio City TWICE

Episode Date: April 19, 2022

I sold out Radio City TWICE... and then BILL GATES SHOWS UP, listen now for the whole story. Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

will gates shows up motherfucking william gates william gates shows up to the show sits in the audience dove comes before i go on he just comes down he goes yo here's something crazy don't worry it's not bad but i just gotta tell you i'm like what's up he goes bill gates is here i go what he goes yeah i'm. I'm like, what's up? He goes, Bill Gates is here. I go, what? He goes, yeah. I'm like, for what? We didn't have a vaccine policy,

so I don't know if he was part of a protest or some shit like that. I'm going to need my money. Maybe he was creating the new COVID. There we go. Maybe that's what he was doing, to get another one going. Getting some samples. So he comes in, he's like, yeah,

Bill Gates is here. It is what it is. What was the whole deal with that? Did we know beforehand? You guys just didn't want to tell me? Found out maybe 20 minutes before. I was thinking not to tell you, just to throw you off or something. And I was telling the media guys, don't scare them off with cameras.

I mean, you can sneak it later, but still. And apparently he reached out or someone in his group reached out to like Madison Square Garden that owns Radio City to their VIP services. services they told me i thought they were fucking with me too okay so the craziest thing about this is not only have we talked wild shit about bill gates like wild shit it was we it was we and. It came out of your mouth. It was we. And then Bill Gates saw the show and that was you, bro. I would never say that.

Mark was so hype. Mark ain't shit, yo. Mark ain't shit, yo. Mark ain't shit. Everybody talks shit about Billionaire today in front of you, right? Yeah. And then you want to be besties? Bro.

He's a fan, dude. Come on. So we talked wild shit i had a i had a joke in an earlier special um where i where i was talking about i would grab his dick yeah that's right so that was my first reach out to him wait no i thought he grabs your yeah i thought he grabs your whatever yo i'm not selfish it's not whatever He would grab my dick. You try to make it sound more alpha. I'll grab his dick anytime. Yo, imagine he came there

like, yo, what's up with that offer? Imagine he came back saying, yo, you'd have to let him do it. You'd have to show him Microsoft. 100% I'd give him that Microsoft. Come on now. So I've talked about him touching my penis. Which that's fine. Totally fine. That's just a silly joke about him touching my penis. Which, that's fine. Totally fine.

That's just a silly joke about him and only him. But then one of our best jokes is, do you have the clip? I have a few clips. Okay, so this is one of apparently our best jokes. I don't know what we were on in Miami, but cocaine seems right. This is apparently right after one of you guys showed me a picture of the Bill and Melinda Gates family. And his daughter had the soup. Not even related to

the story. It has nothing to do with anything but we are just going full gorilla mode at this picture that Mark pulled up. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

This man showed up to the show. He showed up to the show on Radio City Music Hall. He sat in the audience and he was laughing at the show, knowing full well that we were salivating over his daughter. And then in case he wasn't sure what you said. Yeah, because what did I say? This is mostly just grunting and sort of doing monkey noises. So it's not really, you know, it's not that crazy.

Yeah, it's not disrespectful just yet. Yeah, it's not disrespectful just yet. But what did I say, though? Bill Gates produced some nice little pussy. Where was he? In the body? Yo, son. I'm leaving.

No, come on, bro. Son, why y'all let me say these things, bro? Son, you wild boy, bro. Why y'all let me say these things? You're crazy, bro. You didn't want to edit these things, bro? Son, you wild boy, bro. Why y'all let me say these things? You're crazy, man. You didn't want to edit that out, Miles? Yeah, geez. You didn't know these motherfuckers are showing up to the shows now?

You didn't know that? See, look at him. You let me say the words, Bill Gates produced some nice little pussy on the podcast? I made it louder. I made it louder. Bro, there's no way. Okay, so was his daughter at the show as well i believe so what do you think the chances are that his daughter is the reason that they came

and his daughter became the reason that i came wow bro that was disgusting right there dude that was disgusting right there that was disgusting we hate melinda together Stankin ass bitch You and me All day you and me Been bonding over this That's probably why you came You knew you had a friend

You got a friend in me You wanna talk shit About your ex-wife I got you That bitch ain't shit Why you gotta pivot And just hating on this woman I'm the crazy one

What did I say You talking shit about That nice little piece of pussy's mom The daughter came and that's the mom That's someone's mom right there Who came Melinda bruh You think she came

No not like that The daughter was there What podcast are you on right now Are you paying attention to what's going now? The daughter was at the show? Are you paying attention to what's going on? I know. Bill was at the show. Was the daughter at the show?

Yeah, the daughter's why he came. Because she saw the pod when we were talking about her, and her friends probably sent her the clip. Guaranteed. She's a huge fan. Shout out. Thank you for listening. 100.

Okay. I don't do that. What? You're right. I'm the crazy one. You are crazy, bro. You're crazy bro You're crazy You're talking wild shit about her mom

Gladly Yo her mom was in the Kingsman Now you gonna fucking hate on that movie That movie was fire bro That shit was straight flames dude You know How about just insulting a man who came out to the show I'm not insulting him

I'm insulting his bitch ex wife He had a great time He was laughing the whole time Yeah That's cool You're insulting him His I'm insulting his bitch ex-wife. He had a great time. He was laughing the whole time. Yeah? Yeah. That's cool. You're insulting him, his daughter, and her two plus ones, bro. That is them four.

You're crazy, bro. That is them four right now. You can't just talk about Bill Gates' daughter's knockers like that, bro. We don't talk, man. That's enough. Guys, this is inappropriate Okay We're supposed to talk about What a success this was for us

And how much fun it is You know what I'm saying That's what we're supposed to be talking about What a great night Now we're talking about Bill Gates' daughter's tits Yeah Huge as fuck

Do you know what I mean Just sitting on the seat in front of her That shit was crazy bro She sat down And she just put them titties on the fucking chair in front of her They bought all the seats bro They bought eight seats in a circle And she was just resting tits everywhere You know resting tit face

That's what we was looking at the whole night You gotta chill man You really gotta chill You really gotta chill Bill Gates gotta chill You gotta chill too It's crazy Bill Gates gonna make you sterile bro Bill Gates gonna give you The wish you always wish

I can't get it out I was like Where was this 10 years ago But for real Yeah For real guys You need to stop talking crazy bro Can we bleep some of this

No Yes Also that We gotta do that Can we bleep some of this No Yes also that We gotta do that Can we get back on track You know what I'd like to Mash up against some windows No no no Okay

So how was it though Wait wait wait I'm not sure How was the experience How do we know What he's gonna say Give him a chance Was it a momentous occasion

To be there with your family Yo it was great to be there With my family My parents You know And Do you know what I mean And my mom's tits Weren't the biggest In the audience That night That's a fact with my family, my parents, you know? Do you know what I mean?

And my mom's tits weren't the biggest in the audience that night. That's a fact. That's a fact. This is a fan. Don't talk about the fans like that. No, no, no. For real, dude. Hey, hold on, hold on. We've all talked about everybody's tits, our mom's included.

So, you know, Bill, he gets it. Yeah. He knows what it is. That's what we do on this show, dude. We need the opportunity. I guess. Yeah. We're woke, bro.

Yeah. We're woke. yeah we're woke radio city yo radio motherfucking city no that was crazy that was absolutely crazy thank you so much everybody who came out that was a dream come true and uh i'm still processing i haven't even had any time to process it to be honest with you that was crazy man how'd it feel being back home when you step out on that stage what are you thinking when you're looking out there uh i thought about this a little bit today like i cried all yesterday the entire day yeah in and out of crying i got emotional seeing you get emotional you got emotional on stage i got emotional at the very end of the show when he was saying thank you you could see him getting emotional that got me i almost cried then i then yesterday i watched the movie coda he told you you saw it he told us about on the podcast yeah oh you did yeah it was incredible was that when he was talking about

gay shit yeah he was talking about movies and stuff like that yeah well i watched that shit when i was already emotional and trying to like process all the feels i know it did it fam first of all the movie is kids of of deaf adults or whatever, right? Children of deaf adults, yeah. Of deaf adults. And so the whole movie, I'm just waiting for the parents to start yelling at each other in that, you know, that accent, right? You know what I mean?

Yeah. They yell with their hands. Yeah. But eventually you're going to be so upset that you just go, get in your room. Right? Right? Like, because, you know. Yeah, yeah. Like this right here.

It just goes out. Yeah, it just volunteers. If my mom is yelling at me and all I got to do is, and I don't hear nothing from her. You know what I'm saying? Like, if that's all I got to do is close my eyes and then my mom can't yell at me no more, that's what I would have done. But the girl was very, was very sweet. But the last 20 minutes I cried the whole fucking time.

Unbelievable. It was, have you guys seen it yet? Yeah. See you by the minutes, I cried the whole fucking time. Unbelievable. Have you guys seen it yet? See it by the next time. We'll talk about Wednesday. I told you it was an amazing movie. I was so emotional in that shit. I watched the last scene of Billy Elliot as well. What?

Do you know Billy Elliot? Yeah, the kid that wants to dance. To be a ballerina. But they make him be a boxer? No, he's not a boxer. You're Billy Elliot, bro. Yeah, yeah, I know that. You're Billy Elliot.

Yeah, that's why I watched it. That's why I watched it. Wait, what's this movie about? He doesn't go be a boxer. You're Billy Elliot, bro. Yeah, yeah. I know that. You're Billy Elliot. Yeah, that's why I watched it. That's his... That's why I watched it. Wait, have we never talked about this? Wait, what's this movie about? He doesn't go be a boxer. He just wants to be a dancer. He's just a Broadway play?

No, they force him to be a boxer. They're like, yo, you gotta be a boxer. He's like, I'm not a boxer. I just want to dance. Are y'all watching two different movies? Well, yeah, this is like Billy Elliot, but for ballet instead of being deaf. Okay. It's the same underdog story.

But you're saying he's not a boxer and he's saying he's a boxer. Which one is it? All these stories are basically like working class parents don't want their kids to be artists, and then once they're good, they're like, okay, you're good. Yeah. I love that story. It's like my favorite story. Yeah.

But I just watched The Last Sing. Isn't it great? My uncle made me watch October Sky. This is so Indian. It's the same thing, but the kid wants to be a scientist, and he's like like his parents want to be a coal miner and my uncle's like you need to watch this movie hilarious that's that's that's the dream is like hey this kid wants to be a cult no you got to be a scientist i love that the indians show that film billy elliott coal miners kids again but to be a dancer to be a dancer watch that movie you get to scientist that's what you do I mean the Billy Elliot thing

the last scene when the father sees I mean you guys haven't seen it have you no I mean if you're ready for a cry

I'm still straight over here you watch fucking CODA when you didn't even have to alright so I'm bi right now but you're full gay you're full gay you are bi okay

wait so can you explain to people why Radio City was important like why is this more important than... Fucking back on issue. We on Koda now, nigga. All right, Koda made you cry. You had to be prompted.

No, this is good. I know. It's funny that you needed 15 minutes to tell Marcus Fine, like, look, I'm at enough. Yeah, I know. Enough about Bill Gates' daughter. Radio City was important because, obviously, I'm from new york so growing up neither of my parents i have no like religion i have no identity really outside of new york i know i'm white but like when you're white you don't identify as white about it yeah exactly so it's

like uh you're not forced to recognize it because it's what is out there so my identity was always just wrapped around new york like and it was around, I guess, Manhattan, but just New York in general. So I'm performing for my people. So in the way that I'm sure if you performed in India or something like that, or if George Lopez performs for Mexicans, or Fluffy is performing at Dodger Stadium, LA. For me, it's not about performing for people who look just like me because my identity has never been wrapped around people who look just like me because my identity has never

been wrapped around people who look just like me because my whole life has been all these different people. And just seeing this diverse group of people all come in and like support and laugh and everybody want to be made fun of. And, oh, it was just so awesome. Some girl brought a sign. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my birthday. Please roast me. Yeah, yeah. That was crazy. That was crazy. It was just so cool, man. Like, I don't know. I'm going to process it over the next next few days i haven't even had any time alone yeah you know

it's like the next day my girl's family was in town we go out to eat and like i haven't literally had like hours alone where i can just go what what just happened but as i was raising up in the elevator to go on stage that was amazing intro is amazing it was like vala killed the video oh yeah they're amazing shut the fuck no i'm joking but uh uh but yeah as i was coming up in the uh in the elevator it was like it was cool it was like processing 14 years of work and it was a culmination of like 14 years of like putting everything into stand-up comedy and working every day and trying to figure out the business and like all the ups and downs and like not getting things i really wanted not having

opportunities finding different ways around it like it was so cool it felt like there was like a montage going on in my head on the way up yeah and then like you come over the lip and then you see the crowd and everybody's going crazy and uh i kind of smiled and then i kind of got lost in the first show yeah the first show i got i was able to get lost in right it was really cool and i'll be honest though it was like it was it was the most similar thing i could say was the wedding but the wedding there's more time where you're like present in it like we did that one show and i got i was like free within the show and then right after that you're like job's not done second show kobe mode let's get this ready for the second show what are the issues we might have how do we figure it out

so whereas the wedding once you i do yeah it's hang out party time like your responsibility's done let's just go and uh but yeah man it was just so cool to see all the people all the people from new york comedy club coming out right in the cellar coming out and just like even comics like seeing comics tag me and things like comics that i know that they just bought tickets ronnie chang yo ronnie pulling up like that to me was so cool because that's the type of fan i was growing up where like even my contemporaries i'm like i just need to see what you're doing like what this is about what's going on it's like how big can we make this and how intimate can it maintain you know

like even when we're out going to see bts like we're going to see bts not because we're k-pop fans it's because we're like how do we do this at this scale and like i felt i i mean i hope people enjoyed it i i i felt proud and i felt like we delivered a show at scale that's the biggest indoor theater in the world right like and 6 000 people and i think that we delivered a show that was like intimate and they felt part of and you didn't get lost in and i've heard people say when they go see stand-up shows sometimes that like especially in big places they felt part of and you didn't get lost in. And I've heard people say when they go see standup shows sometimes that like, especially in big places, they can kind of get lost. Yeah. I don't think I'll ever get to a point where I'm just like comfy or coasting. Like the bigger it gets, the higher the stakes, you know, like I think there

are sometimes maybe people get comfy and they just kind of phone things in, but like the bigger it gets, the more I feel like I have to justify like what we're bringing these people to so yeah i'm just super grateful i still have to think about it a lot but it was a i mean radio city man it's like there's two venues in new york you do this radio city and msg yeah you know and and like fucking wow so we got one we got one more to do I mean yeah just as a brother watching you it was so fucking cool I'm getting emotional even thinking about it like you delivered a Super Bowl halftime like you delivered like it was a Super Bowl like you had the halftime show essentially at the end where his music and people fucking the gospel group coming out of the stage and I was just watching i was a

part of it it was so cool to be a part of it but i was like you guys crushed too man oh thank you so much man it was uh but i knew i was like i'm gonna do my seven minutes i'm gonna make sure i don't go a fucking second over mark and because i knew this is this is my brother's superbowl man and i was just so happy to be there and like that end man i was so proud of you and like delivering at every level that shit was so amazing to watch oh thank you and i I was so proud of you and like delivering at every level. That shit was so amazing to watch. Oh, thank you, man. And I was just so proud of you, man. Thank you, brother.

I appreciate you. Man, I started with this guy fucking. At the bottom. The bottom, bottom. And he always had that confidence. And that's the thing I've learned from him most is confidence and preparation at every single level. Then there's a level of preparation I've never seen anybody do, which is at the end of the show. First of all, let me bring all my homies on stage, which

other people in this business don't do. Fuck comedy. Any music, whatever. They don't say, hey, Alex, come on stage. Hey, Mark. Hey, Akash, be a part of it. Hey, Dove, be a part of it. Hey, Jameel, you do the ads. You're my homie since middle school. Come out. And then on top of that, it's a fire fucking show

with an opera-level singer singing New York, New York, and then an actual gospel group doing Aliciaicia key's uh part of the empire state of mind and i was just like it was inspiring man it was like you learned watching it it was a master class thank you man love you man and the love letter at the beginning too it was cool amazing yeah that shit was crazy avala did an amazing job with this and i know that it was it was my my wife and vala and shifty was taking the footage and like transferring it because they went and got are we gonna play it now is it cool we watch yeah please yeah yeah but they did an awesome awesome job with this here it is dear new york i was born at mount sinai hospital on 100th street and fifth avenue i've spent the

majority of my life on this island i want to say thank you from the bottom of my heart. Because New York is not just a city, it's an opportunity. An opportunity to access the greatest version of yourself. An opportunity for you to take the most ridiculous dream you have and risk it all to see it through. Every New Yorker in this room had a family member that put everything on the line to make it here. And if it wasn't someone in your family, then it's you rolling the dice, betting on yourself, betting on your dreams.

You see, the people that don't understand this call us cocky. Espy is a man with no aspirations, sees dreams as arrogance. Well, let me be very clear. New Yorkers, we are not arrogant. We just believe. We truly believe. Because we grew up in a place where dreams become reality, where misfits become millionaires, where underdogs become undisputed, where industry untouchables become infamous. Tonight we are living one of my wildest dreams, and I cannot thank you enough for making it a reality. Tonight is for the dreamers. New York, I love you. Now let me show you something that was so cool great job vala bravo i cried the first time i watched it i couldn't watch it before the show actually started i get emotional there's all these like these moments like with my parents yeah stuff like that and like you're a kid and you're the way that like parents just

love children is pure love you're just watching pure love yeah like you're a kid and the way that like parents just love children is pure love. You're just watching pure love. Yeah. Like they're just so excited and like holding you. Yeah. Anyway, what about you guys, man? How was the experience on stage? How was like, what did it feel like being in the room?

I'm sure it's probably different from Mark because you guys have been doing this theater tour. For me, it's like my third or fourth time doing a theater probably. And it's the biggest theater. Yeah. So I did the Beacon with Russell and that's almost a third of the size. So it's a theater, and it's the biggest theater yeah so i did the beacon with russell and that's almost a third of the size so it's a theater but you still see everything yeah radio city you're speaking into an abyss and you're hearing the echo back to you so it took

me a couple minutes in the first show to like find my ground and be like all right here we go let's go this is what it is and then the second show i felt like i had a lot more fun and i was like let's go we're in it it was still just so fucking dope though but it was like good training because i want to be there within 18 months i want to be there so let's get a feel for what this is like now and then if you're doing 45 in 18 months you know how it goes yeah mark what'd you think yeah i mean it was weird because i didn't have the same emotional connection to like radio city building up into it like i'm i came to new york like one time before I moved here. So like I didn't have

like a huge emotional attachment to Radio City. So in my mind, I was like, oh yeah, it's like Chicago Theater. And then we had all the other shit we were prepping for.

So it was like merch and everything else. So it didn't have the same like tension and buildup leading into it until like the day before. And then all these people were texting me like,

hey man, are you nervous? I was like, not until you texted me. Should I be? Like random comics, like people that just on Instagram, till you texted me like random comics like people that just on instagram like just hitting me up just like hey excited for you it's gonna be awesome for you guys you guys are gonna have a great time and i was like oh i didn't realize it was a big

deal like it was as big a deal until people were hitting me up did you realize how big it is kev big kev took a video of me walking on stage and it takes so long right and takes so long to get to that stage but then when he panned and saw the audience the next day i got the video i was like holy fuck dude what a huge theater it's also i mean like i love it when everybody comes out on stage because i think that you should you know you deserve to enjoy the spoils of your work right like but like when you see it especially as like a non-performer al and you look out it's kind of insane right it hit me when everybody had their camera lights oh fuck yeah that shit is just i looked and i was like oh shit i froze for a second took my phone i was like oh i gotta document this is fucking crazy yeah yeah yeah because i felt

like i was like all right this is like town hall but nothing like it yeah but i didn't feel that until yeah town hall was big but this is a different thing it's so funny that that like that so that week i was doing a bunch of spots in the city right because i'm just like i'm doing three four spots a night and really all i'm focused on is like the beginning of the show because that's the one that you're most like um i don't know you that's where any insecurity creeps in you're not insecure once you get it i mean this is like inside baseball for people but like you're not insecure once you're in your set and you're the first big laugh exactly okay exactly right but like with me i don't know what that's gonna be right it's stylistically it's just what i chose

to do it's it's fun it's high stakes it's's great. It's awesome. So I'm like, all right, let me at least have something set up just in case I don't feel inclined to do something. So the whole week I'm kind of running different versions of what the beginning will be and I'm working and I'm grinding it. And on the first show I walk up and I'm about to get into it and the Asian girl just hands me a fucking piece of paper with a note on it and it's just like it was really a kind of beautiful moment because it was like as much as you prepare for this game you'll never be able to prepare for this game yeah and it's what i love about stand-up it's what i liked about basketball it's what i love about surfing variable outcome every single time

you hoop you're playing against a guy he might be better worse taller skinnier bigger right so you have to learn how to handle that situation you never know what the ocean's gonna do and with stand-up you don't know what the audience is gonna bring so it's just like i don't know that moment for me right there was like do i ignore this and just do what i'm doing or do i lean into what i know i can do this is uh this could go bad on the biggest stage the thing i've worked for my whole fucking life off rip it could not go well and i and i was like it was so weird dude it was like uh i don't know something just took over and like funny things started it was so weird i it's it's the fucking work and you always said this too you prepare and prepare and prepare so you can improv

so you know all this preparation will help me. I'm free. That's something you've always said from like in anything you did. I prepare my ass off so I'm free to improv. So all the prep, dog, that's why a lady hands you a note and you're like, I'm free to go. Because you know you've done all the work. There's no more work to do. Just trust your instincts. Yeah.

That was fun. Yeah, that's what's crazy. It's like this was a crazy, super stressful thing for for me but not for anything but like letting andrew down because i was like i don't have that connection radio city was just like yeah yeah i was going insane in my head i was just so much pressure when he's on set i'm the most comfortable during the second set i went and took a shower you did a great job. I got to say. Give it up right now for Dub.

He did an amazing job producing the event. Jared and Sean also. I mean, we got to shout out. Vala did a great job. Derek hosted great. Oh, yeah. Shout out to Derek, man. But really, you did an awesome job.

Spectacular. Managing all this. And honestly, coming into this stand-up game and within a year doing two shows at radio city like yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's never done live before that and i yeah after we started up this tour i was like okay no it's smooth because you guys always deliver on set it makes my job easier but then like things like this are like oh shit no no we could do this i mean we had a union crew at radio city that does hundreds of shows a year and sometimes i mean some of these crew were fantastic and then you meet the ones that are so

cocky about this or that like we don't do 200 shows yeah a year and it was just to step in and have those worlds like blend in it's just like you're reassured very quickly i was like oh we got this shit you can put this in a stadium we know how to work within the union rules are kind of wild like you can't even move things in the venue you can't even move a chair the union has to move it yeah and when bill gates's daughter was trying to she was trying to use the bathroom and two union guys needed to hoist up her tips and carry her tips to the bathroom per the rules per the union rules thank you for respecting them yeah yeah that's really nice yeah shout to the union and it was extra tough for doug because the night before

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we knew like again union rules you have to end at certain times yeah this is wild there was no way i mean we start late because andrew is willing to risk thousands of dollars in overtime if you are one minute late because he wants people to sit and watch that intro video and people are giving me warnings but he wants everyone to get the full experience i also want that i also want the openers that's been the case there's a lot of comics that just like throw their fucking openers out there and then to like people sitting down and i've been in that situation where like i open i'm basically like an usher on stage like and it sucks for the show yeah like selfishly i think the show sucks and then unselfishly it's like i want you guys

to have a fun on stage yeah you're not there to like make sure people get to their seats so we try to make sure at least like 80 of the people are in their seats for a show everyone has always said for all these theater shows like the production teams there or the reps are like oh you want everyone's or the majority sitting in their seats when the opener's going like yeah that's we know just send us the counts of how many people are in and he's always done that this time in particular if we were to go over 9 p.m for the first show twenty thousand dollars one minute over twenty thousand one minute over that's what i was like we got we stopped within three minutes three minutes yeah i remember getting off stage and i remember saying 9 57

i was like they have an official clock behind over there i took a picture of the clock yeah i went to the the venue rep i was like we made it right we made it just like yes get the fuck off that's why dove is invaluable though taking the picture fucking clutch move dude another thing i'll tell you when we the first show the uh big screen of the back didn't go on at the beginning of the intro video. And just a week ago, we were at BTS, biggest band in the world in history. And one of their video monitors didn't go on for a while. And they didn't start the show. 40-minute delay.

40-minute delay of the show, right? And it is crucial to their show. Specifically, when you have 80,000 people, you can't even see somebody. So everything is really displayed on the monitors. And after seeing that and going, okay, this can happen to BTS, that made me so calm. And this was three seconds.

Before that, tell me I would have fucking lost my mind. I would have lost my fucking mind. But this was like a three second. Remember at Town Hall when they fucked up his lighting and then he just destroyed the lighting guy on stage? mean that guy's an absolute idiot yeah yeah that guy was an idiot was he not an idiot but you fucking you eviscerate i call him a retard i didn't even joke so i was like you fucking retard and i was like you do this for a living and we had a second show he got that shit right this fucking idiot you got that shit right though didn't he for that second

show a piece of shit meanwhile he's like Radio City like do I open with something crazy do I open with crowd work like I don't want to risk it he goes up a town hall

he's like fuck this guy piece of shit I did have to acknowledge that hope it's your birthday because I'm roasting you okay what else we got guys shall we move on first of all

thank you guys so much for all being part of this and making this thing happen, and it does not happen. I know I get a lot of credit for it, obviously, but it does not happen without an amazing team. You guys are incredible, and you should be very proud of yourselves for making this happen as well.

You also got to deal with all that stress, though. That's the one thing where I'm like, headlining that show is so much stress. Coming up on the rise, we're like, fuck. When you're in our position and we're just opening it up on it, it's like, oh, yeah. We're on the bench you know i mean you get to win a ring you're just hanging out go out do some jokes come back in like it's great but like and there's the other shit you have to think about the outro the intro the video the fucking

comps from everybody like yeah that's where it's exceptionally crazy there is a yeah there is something to that for sure especially when you have things planned at the end of the show yeah yeah because even when you're done with your set you're not done yeah and the thing you're planning is assuming you're gonna kill so it's almost like there's a borderline uh arrogance to it yeah yeah yeah but one you have to have high expectations to yourself you know for yourself and you got to make sure you deliver i heard this from another comic i don't want to say his name i'll tell you guys off there but uh he did he would in his you know peak of his career he would do uh what is it called when they call you back on stage

on course he would do 20 minute on course wow when he stopped when he did that first initial end of the show that wasn't his closer he saved his fire 20 minutes for the encore because the audience is gone what could he have left yeah he just did just did 50. That's far. And then they keep on cheering. He comes back on. And now the heat begins. Wow. When they had their lowest expectation. You got to do that, bro.

That's fine. Son. That's a lot of union overages. Yeah. Jeez, bro. Worth it, though. $20,000. We're going to stop the show in 30 minutes.

Thank you so much. That was great. Really appreciate your time. Just after the cryo, minutes. Thank you so much. That was great. We really appreciate your time. Just after the cryo, dude. After you walk out. It's been amazing. They don't even let me leave. They're like, nah.

I got a babysitter. And Akash, please never, ever call them comps again. What did he say? He said, you got to think about your comps and all this. I was like, no, no. We pay for those fuckers. Oh, yeah. That's the most hilarious thing when friends ask for tickets. They go, yo, do you think we could get some of your comps and all this it's like no no we pay for those fuckers oh yeah that's the most hilarious thing when like friends ask for tickets they go yo you think we could get

some of your comps and it's like what do you think this is like i'm gonna give you tickets right but don't take away the generosity they don't understand that you're asking me for free so now i'm not even a nice guy i'm gonna give them to you for free. And I'll take care of everything. We take care. I mean, it was killing Duff. It was killing Duff. Everybody gets taken care of at home. Don't get me wrong. But it is funny when they go comps.

Because now I'm not even giving you something that's worth something. Well, no, they think it's like a club where you can just keep letting people in. But it's a finite amount of seats. They sell those tickets back on the market. then i was looking at stub hub a couple days before and those shits were fucking we're doing all right yeah anyway thank you guys so much for coming i really appreciate y'all i heard these amazing stories about people you know uh loving the show and uh it means a lot to hear that and and all the people that dm me and like shared it like that means a lot too like i cannot tell you how validating that is and i and i try to remove myself from from that

in in everyday life but when it comes to a show as important as this like knowing that the people really enjoyed it uh it means the fucking world to me man especially when you're on the come down yeah because there's such an emotional high and then you know just like anything it's like a wedding dude you still get to relive it the next day oh yeah and just like it's you know hearing that it was like a really impactful night and like it was what people were waiting for and that i mean that means so much to me i i really really appreciate that so thank you very much new york and I hope I made you proud. Okay, what else we got? Yo, the Kardashians got us. Titties, though? Oh, my God.

Stop it. The Kardashians got us talking about them again. I don't know if you even wanted to divulge. But basically, episode one of the new show, someone showed one of Kim K's kids a meme about her sex tape. Son, I think they're doing this to promote roblox because i don't know what that shit is i don't even it's a kid's game why would there be a sex tape on a kid's no it's not the whole sex it's like a meme about it but how are they getting memes on a kid's game there's

like a chat feature but why is there adults on roblox i don't think they're adults grow the fuck up i think they're like 13 like like 12 13 like you know how they talk online what's roblox i don't think they're adults grow the fuck up bro i think they're like 13 like like 12 13 like you know how they talk online what's roblox bro it's a video game what do you do is it it's an online platform game creation system there you go uh where basically users can interact and play with other users there you go yeah this is pro sounds like video game there's no way in hell kim's running around tagging you know like in the movies where like somebody take a sip of a drink but but like you could see the brand perfectly when they're sipping it they got to be paying him he saw me on roblox it was he was on roblox little kids play roblox yeah but you like he saw me on his ipad or video game like they're tagging Roblox little kids play Roblox yeah but you he saw me on his iPad

or video game like they're tagging Roblox every single time they talk about I don't believe nothing from this family put it that way I don't believe nothing

from this this is my Bill Gates you know how you how you feel about Bill Gates this is that's how I feel about the Kardashians how do you feel about Bill Gates

tell me how you feel about Bill Gates how do you feel about him I don't know I don't know how I feel about Bill Gates there's a lot of allegations him? I don't know how I feel about Bill Gates. There's a lot of allegations. A lot of people are saying a lot of stuff.

Like what? That he developed Microsoft. What? There's allegations of that? I think that's a fact, actually. I mean, you guys are saying it's a thing. I wouldn't go that far. Anyway, back to Roblox.

We still don't know what... We still don't know, right? Isn't that crazy? I'll be honest. I liked him more when he came to my show. Yeah, me too. I was like, at least he's got a good sense of humor at least. Yeah, this guy likes comedy.

He's got good taste. That's all it takes, bro. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. That's what Elon got to do if he wants to buy Twitter. Just like some tweets from the motherfuckers that own that shit. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, just get them on your good side.

100%. But this Kardashian shit, I don't believe a single thing. I don't believe even all the fucking stuff with Pete and Kim leading kim leading up to the beginning of the show oh that's pr for sure it's gotta be i don't even know if they know it i but i know chris knows it i know chris knows chris probably the one that made that fucking roblox advertising and showed it to her grandson i don't think that's that crazy did you see i blame her for everything that happens in that family she's my no no she's in fact my bill gates her in particular really i think she handed the crack pipe to lamar i think she's just like look it's time you gotta get this going be interesting yeah we gotta get things

going we gotta get ratings up because that's their whole empire is drama and then everybody watches see how it happened and then there you go and now they're on a new platform got bigger expectations bigger bag that means you gotta like really fucking come out of the ground running i don't think this kid didn't know already and if he if he it's better to tell him early if he didn't right i don't think he knew but if he doesn't it's better to tell him early it's like finding out your uh parents adopted you you know i mean you gotta tell him early when do you say that though you gotta tell him early it's better than finding out when they're 25 if you have a sex day by the do you ever tell your kids they're gonna find out dog

kim k's kids aren't gonna find out do you wait until they ask you have a sex date, by the way, do you ever tell your kids? They're going to find out, dog. Kim K's kids aren't going to find out. But do you wait until they ask you about it? Then you're like, all right. Yeah, you got to tell them early on.

Here's what happened. I'm telling you, it's like getting adopted. You got to tell them early on. Otherwise, you're going to feel all betrothed. I think it's like sex. They got to ask about it.

Then you're like, all right, I'll tell you what it is. Yeah, because they're going to look for it if you talk to them about it. Now you got to see your mom getting stroked out.

That's already working. But your young mom in her prime. Say again? But your young mom in her prime. That's also true. I'm just saying, yeah, there's no way. I don't think you tell your kids. You let them find it. And then you'd be like, no, that's already your young mom in her prime say again when you're young mom and that's also true i'm just saying yeah there's no way i don't think you tell your kids you let them find it and then you'd be like nah that's not me you just deny it yeah just deny you gotta tell them i think you let them find it first it's like when they start asking about sex like you would tell them during that same combo did you guys ask your parents about sex like no i'm not a fucking

loser yeah who are these parents that like have to talk about the birds and the bees? What do you mean by that? How is sex ed at home? I never got a sex talk. Deadass, I never got a sex talk. You just heard it next door? You have fucking seven brothers and sisters. Yeah, exactly.

Sex ed was every Thursday night. We're doing work, huh? We just had an illegal cable box, and that's how. Oh, that's how you saw it. Thank you, Spice Channel. Yeah. I was watching Robin Bird. Remember Robin Bird on 35?

Nah. Really? What is that? You don't watch Channel 35? Nah. Maybe I'm a few years older than you. Channel 35 was fire, bro. Robin Bird?

Remember Queens and Manhattan got different channels no yeah you didn't have channel 35 i mean i think that was yeah the 35 what channel what channel i know this is that's true back in the day what channel was mtv for you 20 20 for me too so you got 35 yeah but playboy was like 79 for me uh 66 was playboy yeah it was like 65 yeah yeah yeah and this is how old we are you could like go back and forth between the channels quick and then you get a second you get a second of fuzzy titties with like some bars through it you just keep going back and forth back and forth back and forth so far what do you mean why can't you just go to the channel and see the titties it was blocked you had to like pay for the channel pay for the work for some reason the shady israeli uh boyfriend of the channel and see the titties. It was blocked. You had to pay for the channel. You weren't going for some reason.

The shady Israeli boyfriend and the mom would get you the box. Oh yeah, there was a box. You could buy the box also and they just got all the channels. Every cable guy. I told you that story where my mom bought

all the channels by accident and we would just go home after school and just watch porn in a group. What? I never told you how this started. You did. Me and all my homies

were like, that was your Roblox. That was our Roblox, bro. And my mom found out because it was reflecting off of the window wait for real yeah so like

we were down in my room just all bricked up together watching porn squirting crazy shit right what crazy shit

like the craziest shit you could think of and then we turned the volume down but I still like hearing it and my mom was walking to her room

and she saw the reflection off of my window and she was like oh yeah we got dead that and then how many how many guys oh just all the homies come over like minimum six of us so that's so crazy why is that crazy yeah go through puberty but i was brick super everybody was brick yeah tuck it but that one kid had the box or the thing and yeah you just all go there you watch you think about it later dude nobody in that room had the box that was the problem that is the problem not because jamil would be there ed was there laurant would be there and laurant always walked on his tippy toes and we thought that was because he was super erect from watching the porn. I was kind of more of a toe walker.

Toe walkers are mad crazy, bro. It's a little odd. It's like short Achilles or something, but it helps him when he runs. Don't say short Achilles. It's not short Achilles. I think so. Is that why? I don't know. I always assumed that.

Why is that so devastating to you? No, I just know people that toe walk all the time. I thought it was just gay. We also thought that too. No, we were trying to keep him on the ground, but he was just so excited. We would just watch so much porn, dude. And it was the same one over and over you got different one no it was just run it was whatever it was on he paid for every channel so he had new porn all

the time wow he had the internet before the internet porn channel was just like mtv like they had different shows and everything like that like literally all fucking it was like oh talk and then some the squirting was crazy i remember vividly like coming at the camera so it was like coming at your screen yeah it was nuts dude it's like pov glasses and everything super super dude oh it's fire and then the you know they figured it out and how long how long of a run did you guys have i think we probably had a good month of just being bricked with the boys friend boners yeah for a month and you know it's crazy was your door open say what yeah yeah so many no but we know you gotta think about it we had to leave the door open because i didn't want my mom to come looking and come open it and then see us all there watching it yeah so if we

could see her coming and then we would switch you know what i mean yeah she was fucking wild you had any rugby players in there just like licking dicks on the side any of that mad monday shit no no we didn't get and none of my friends ended up gay that's always interesting and we thought maybe you switched them with that porn maybe they were gonna go that way

they were leaning gay wait a minute I think I'm in that shit probably fucked my brother up now just thinking about it man like wow i don't have dumb young just watching crazy squirting big old dicks and shit yeah probably i mean it was like five years old no no no no this was oh that wasn't i was like high school it was a high school so what is for you nine and shit yeah you're good that's not bad right you're good it's bad oh you got that yeah my mom was so fucking crazy man we were hanging i was remembering these i ever tell you the story about when my mom

was pregnant with my brother and we were taking the bus to school no i tell you this story when my mom would yell at people on the bus no fully pregnant and get up so my mom yeah so my mom's fully pregnant she gets on the bus right maybe and this is my first time going to school when my mom's pregnant so we get on the bus and uh and nobody gets up and people back in the day you couldn't really hide behind your headphones like headphones were whack like if you even had headphones like people had the newspaper and they just had the newspaper up like this like don't look at me and my mom just walks around and she like walks back and forth and she goes she goes you call yourselves men there's a pregnant woman on this bus and you're sitting there allowing her to stand pregnant you call yourselves men? Pathetic!

Pathetic! What are you doing? You're just standing there? I'm there, and I'm holding my mom's arm, looking up like, fuck. This is why I don't think I get embarrassed that easy. Because I'm just sitting there. I have nowhere to go. I'm locked on this bus, and we're going across the park. So I can't even get off next stop.

I've got to thug this out for the whole park. You're also six years old. You're not going to get off. Yeah, but I could run, and my mom would have to chase me. You know? Only pregnant? Yeah. And then we're just. Yeah. So like,

and then we're just doing this and then one dude got up, right? He goes, ma'am, you can have my seat. And she just goes, I don't want it. I mean, it does ruin it though.

It does ruin it. It does ruin it. It does ruin it. She was just fucking pissed off at this pregnancy and we're doing about the seats. She just wanted to yell at a motherfucker. Yeah, she was crazy. It off at this pregnancy and when you were about to see she just wanted to yell at a motherfucker it does ruin it though

if you tell me to get up it's like asking for comps let me be generous why are you ruining me being nice to you ask for comps just call them shit's tickets I sometimes feel weird about that if there's a pregnant lady on the train

always get up but what if it's just a woman also how do you jerk off standing is it easier if that hot pregnant piece is right there you know what i mean it's like just sit down hells yeah dude but how like if it's just a woman do you get up yeah older woman older woman i get up if it's old people any old person yeah always get up and go i'll get up i'll try offer the guy but he'll never say yes guys don't often even if i've gotten up he's been like nah yeah and if they do accept you're like dying but now yeah and do they say no i feel like i've offered one time and the woman was like i'm okay they only say no if they're getting off next stop uh that's me yeah if you start to get up they'll

always be like go ahead you get up but then if they're getting off next stop they'll say no no i'm getting off the next stop and then you're good and then you ask you look like a great guy you're still sitting that's the best you're a hero you get to sit and be a hero do this and then she's like no no i'm getting off the next stop i'm not getting up for anybody let your mom walk on that train i'll be like i did my duty yeah who's next yeah i already offered i'm sorry you weren't there yeah you missed the boat okay what else we got my boy just do feelings no facts real quick yes i'm just gonna rifle through a bunch of stories that you know nothing about and just give me your feelings about any i love this okay okay so what do you think about

the uh the two female prison inmates that are pregnant after having sex with a transgender female inmate? God bless. Think about all the abuse that goes on in prison that we don't talk about. This is supposed to offend me? Do we know it's consensual? They did say they had to specify consensual. But now some people are questioning whether or not it actually was. What?

Because they don't want to snitch and say, oh, no, it wasn't consensual, blah, blah, blah. And then they're snitches. So they say, yeah, it's consensual. The girls could probably say they got raped and get out of prison faster. Yeah. I don't think you get out of prison faster for getting raped. I think we'd get them out quicker if that became, I mean, we'd get behind the girl. We can't get Brittany Briner out of prison.

Like you said, pregnancy is the great equalizer. If we saw two females got raped and now are pregnant with a rapist baby, we'd be like, yo, get them the fuck out of there pregnancy is the great equalizer we saw two females got raped and now are pregnant with the rapist baby we'd be like yo get them the fuck out of there yeah that's your chance of getting out early is that how it works it's not legally necessarily how it works but you get enough public sentiment on your side to get shipped to a nicer facility or whatever uh or you get like protections or something yeah you could live a great life relative to prison inmates got you yes i think that that makes more sense. They got to separate the pregnant ones, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Also, why do you think it wasn't consensual? There's one dick in that whole prison. Yeah. I bet that they is fucking everything. It's fucking heaven to have a dude. The wheels are spinning. That was crazy. I couldn't figure out which one was correct

at least you tried at least you tried i thought it was he isn't it she i can't say it and you could you i'm gonna do everything until i got to they he's so good it is they right are you it's Yeah. Her. She has a penis. So she impregnated the other she's. Yeah. Yes. Lesbians. Okay.

Yeah. Lesbian ass. Yeah. She's a lesbian, bro. That lesbian sex gets you fucking pregnant, bro. There you go. Got it. Understood.

Yeah. I didn't understand. My anatomy got in the way. Yeah, it did. Now two. Wait, why don't they give them birth control in uh i don't think they thought they would need it yeah yeah well now once they got a dangalang in the you know now that the general population i think you gotta give birth control you can't force them

i mean you can't force them but you can put it inside like maybe the little hostess you can't sneak it inside a hostess what how what i'm gonna sneak in bird control into the inmates yeah you can't force them to take bird control no not forced you're not forced they don't know they're taking it honestly just too much to keep up with day one hostess day two hostess day three you gotta go through 28 days a month then restart it's hard it's hard to drug someone bird control you gotta do every day and plus a sugar pill but it's gotta be the right pill then sugar pills pills. That's a whole thing. It's just a lot, yo.

Oh, damn it. Yeah, it's a whole thing. Is there maybe that maybe you could do the chip one? But you also can't force them with that. Don't tell them that you're doing it. Tell them you're doing surgery on their shoulder. Or their pussy. It sounds like forcing them.

Yeah, like, hey, your pussy's a little wonky. We need to do a little surgery on it. And then what do you do? And then you put inside the chip. I think this is a great story all around. These girls should be allowed to get fucked. Yeah. What's wrong with that?

Who takes care of the kids? They're in prison also. Straight to jail. Great idea. If you get pregnant in prison, your kids also's the cost also take on your jail sentence exactly but they take on your years with you so every year is two years 100 there you go so if you got a 20 year sentence it's 10 years if the kid

now you're incentivizing people to have kids in jail i'm okay with that these girls get fucked dude why you guys guys not want women to feel pleasure? Just because they're in prison? You animals? I just don't want them to be pregnant. Are the kids born or are they going to get rid of them? What do you mean get rid of them? Like, are they going to scoop them?

What do you think we mean, Catholic? He couldn't even compute. He was just like, what? How is that a possibility? No, but are they? I don't know. I mean, I'm assuming they're going to keep them. They are.

That's my understanding. I'm pretty sure they are. Why wouldn't they? What else do they have going for them I'm assuming they're going to keep them. They are. That's my understanding. Pretty sure they are. Why wouldn't they? What else do they have going for them? Yeah, they got nothing else going on, right? Fuck. Aw. This is kind of sad.

You really do have empathy for pregnancy. Yeah, man. That's so bad, man. It's like those poor convicts, bro. What do they do to be in there? I'm going to find out. Yeah, we got to find out what their crime was. That's also worth looking into.

Because if they're murderers... You think it makes that much of a difference? Yeah, if they're murderers, less sympathy. If they're shoplifters or some shit, yeah. Well, if they're murderers, they get the chance to run it back. Right? Like, they get to do their favorite thing. Double homicide.

Right? They'll just constantly get pregnant and then, you know, do their favorite activity. If you're in jail for murder and you get pregnant, you should not be allowed to keep the baby. Yeah, I'm sure somebody has done this as a joke but like why aren't serial killers just like abortion doctors i don't think they get the same thrill yeah i think it's about the thrill for them not their logic yeah i'm just saying like they could they could be like blade you know how like he has his serum yeah or like yeah it's like dexter kind of yeah like dexter like gets or like they could be the people that do the electric chair.

Why don't we utilize these people? They need it. They need to get that off. That I'm into. And then use them for the jobs of society where you actually need to kill people. Yeah, they could fire for the firing squad for that guy. Oh, yeah. 100%.

There's a guy that was going to get the electric chair and he said, I'd rather have firing squad. That's crazy. Why? Why is that crazy? Even lethal injection? injection honestly what's so fucking humane about it don't you want to know you what it's like to get shot before you die hell yeah dog nah you want to die from lethal injection like a bitch yeah that's some pussy either way but yeah i'm going with lethal injection over death dude that's a cock death

son what also why is it on stage i don't get that why is it a weird thing that people watch it yeah what do you mean they watch it like you can watch the dude get legally injected but you sit in the stands they got snacks and shit twizzlers like really yeah you eating a twizzler it's ticketed it's a ticketed event bro wow yeah and people always say yo do you got any comps to your debt and it's like bam fam, you don't even want to just get a real ticket? Yeah, this is one of the greatest deaths of all time. He comes up on a riser. It's insane.

He has risen. Or maybe gone below. We don't know what happens to him. Damn, bro. That's kind of wild, huh? If you started floating up to heaven after you got put to death, wouldn't your soul be looking like, I told you motherfuckers I didn't do it yeah that's funny if you're an innocent person oh that's good yeah so the fucking somebody must have done a bit about that the abortion

like the serial killer is just becoming abortionist abortionists is that they're called abortion doctors abortion doctors abortion doctor then you gotta be a doctor say again then you gotta be a doctor it's a whole yeah do you i mean how much doctoring is it i don't think you i think like you know how dental hygienists can do the same basic that's an abortion this is like an abortion hygienist yeah a technician yeah because i don't even think it's that much i think it's just like a it is like a liposuction thing it is you just stick the lipo thing in and it just sucks the whatever's there left yeah you need a cleaning and they lipo thing in and it just sucks the whatever's there left yeah you need a cleaning and they put that thing in your mouth and sucks up all that that's what i thought

they just put that same instrument in your vagina you're joking i'm serious it's the same tool as lipo get the fuck i swear to god alex is this true look it up and and it was either first invented for abortions and then they're like oh we could do can do some lipo? Or lipo and then abortion? Look it up. No way. Look it up. No way. I don't know why, but I believe in me. I don't know if that's true, but I did look this up. One of the women that got impregnated,

this is from the Daily Mail, and one of the women, Demetrius Minor, impregnated is a double murderer who killed a couple as they returned home from their engagement party. Oh, that baby's done! She got it. Triple murderer. You think she waits? who killed a couple as they returned home from their engagement party. Oh, that baby's done. She got it. That baby's done. Triple murderer. Yeah.

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I promise I'm not coming there a lot. So get tickets to those shows and all the other shows I have for the rest of the year at akashsingh.com. Now let's get back to the fucking show. Anyway, happy Easter. Hope you find an egg over the weekend. Anyway, happy Easter. Hope you find an egg over the weekend. There is a... Ilhan Omar got pretty pissed off because there was a...

Oh, what a surprise. There was like a youth group or like a mission group that was flying back to the States. And while they were on the flight, they started just jamming and worshiping Jesus in the air. This is upsetting to people? Oh, no, you can't do that. This is on Easterter right yeah okay pause oh yeah this is fucking annoying you're on a flight you're watching your movie that was like it's also easter

i don't think they're doing it it was also passover and ramadan say again It was also Passover and Ramadan. Say again? It was also Passover. Yo, but Jews, we love Christian music. Nah. It's vibey. Okay, okay, listen. Let's just acknowledge it's annoying and inconvenient, and it is disrespectful to the people on the plane because you don't have their permission or consent to do this,

and you're being very selfish. Yes. Ilhan Omar, shut the fuck up. That's too much. He's doing too much. Shut your fucking mouth. He's doing's too much she's doing too much shut your fucking mouth if you're on this plane you like kill every single yes if you're on the plane i'm a christian i can tell them shut up this is what do people always say like uh this is not your thing to fight for you know what i'm saying? Like, this is a black woman's struggle. We are the only ones who can talk about this.

Well, this is a white Christian struggle. So I don't want to hear nothing about it from anybody else. She says, I think my family and I should have a prayer session next time on a plane. How do you think it will end? That's what 9-11 was, yo! Wow. My God. Yo, he's shooting dude it's crazy yo

you guys just missed a hell of a joke i think leave that shit in there pussy no but uh no and now now it forces people to have these like stupid fucking think piece arguments well the reason why this can happen is because there aren't any terror attacks when Christians are fucking playing music. Blah, blah, blah. Shut the fuck up. She wants this conversation. This is currency for her. It's currency. That's what's annoying. She's grandstanding. Yo, just let these

goofy fucking Christians... Nope. Listen, fam. I'm just like Mark with the whole slippery slope shit. Nah, fuck that. Not everybody else has an argument. Oh, so Kanye could rap his song on a fucking plane. That's cool. Keep that same energy.

I mean, if it slaps, it slaps. We're talking about two different things. We're talking about, do you hear that shit? Do you hear that shit? Jesus slaps, bro. That sounded like Simon and Garfunkel. Yo, stop it. Stop it.

Stop it. This motherfucker trying to use references he just learned seven days ago. Wait, when did Kanye rap on a plane? He was, he did Gold Digger from the... And he's done like Sunday service. That's fire. Son, that's fire.

He's a genius. Let me be honest. I might not want to watch that. All jokes aside. Don't you think the plane has a better chance of landing if this motherfucker's playing on the thing? Any religion, you want to pray out loud, that's fine. I'm fine with that

whatever gives us a better chance of landing safely i'm with it what if he was watching coda you watch a bunch of deaf motherfuckers you gotta listen to that shit in the background fuck that yo does it slap like you said it did i like chris rock that clip just now i like hill song this motherfucker in here dressed like carl lz who I talk about? Somebody got to spread this gospel. Got it. I know you're not talking about outfits today.

You look like you're going windsurfing, bro. You look like a sail. Bro, stop it. How you got the second pair of laces connected to your shit? Look at the amount of

colors that you got going on right now. Fly. No, you look like a Kawasaki bike, bro. Fly, bro. You know what I'm saying? You're so... You're so...

You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit.

You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit.

You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. I know you're going to be wearing these within a month. No. I know you're going to be wearing these within a month. I'll take the second pair of laces off, nigga.

You're supposed to take them shits off. Al, look at your outfit right now. Fly. What are you dressed for? Fly. You're a Chinese woman selling batteries on the subway. now what are you dressed for fly you're a chinese woman selling batteries on the subway you're dressed like a chinese woman selling batteries damn that would have been good okay but back to this see so new york i love that's new york

what is that just roasting motherfucking back and forth you can't get that nowhere listen and ilhan can we acknowledge that she's just annoying yes yes like now now somebody pointed this out like she didn't have nothing to say about the terror attack on the subway in new york like where was her tweet about that oh i don't know she was he playing music yeah i mean if it was loud i'm just saying like where's this energy are they flying into your district was the flight to your disney what does it have to do with you nothing right i also don't have a problem with her and her family praying on a plane also this

dumb bitch so fucking stupid she knows for a fact that there are prayer sessions before the plane goes up. Like if she's ever been to an international airport and there's a lot of Muslim people that are there, they will do those prayers. I've seen them do it

when I flew internationally. So it's like, you know that this is common. Nobody's saying no. It's so loud on the plane. It's annoying. Yo, yo, they suck. But you're not the one, bitch.

Maybe. You're the one person to say it's annoying because we know that it's just political fodder. You don't really care. That's probably true. That's what I think. You're using them. It's annoying. And people on Twitter just complaining, of course, I get it.

If it's someone trying to use it as political fodder, which is the word I was searching for, but it's political fodder, that's why it's annoying. Don't you have bigger shit to worry about? No, she doesn't. She should. I agree, but she ain't wrong. She should. That's all I'm saying. it's annoying. Don't you have bigger shit to worry about? No, she doesn't. I agree, but she ain't wrong. She should. It's annoying. She's not wrong, but from anybody else who's not a fucking in the government, y'all got

bigger shit to worry about. Let us complain about this. Also, if it's a difference, if they're going to be singing these prayers, give them a little permission. You're just saying them. At least they were singing it. The president of sets, if there's just going to be a bunch of fucking musical acts. Also, I'm not into it.

Every religion is going to be able to get up and do it. Explain to me how you're going to do your prayer session on the plane. Do that shit before. Like the plane, you're supposed to sit down. You can't put down the fucking, you can't put down the carpet and then pray in the middle of the shit. Like my biggest issue with that is he's standing in the middle of the plane. Do it from your seat. That's so loud, bro.

Motherfuckers are loud on a plane, bro. They talk all the goddamn time. It stinks. What percentage of the cabin, because it was a big group, would they have to be in order to take over? Like a team that's playing in coach. If there's one passenger that's not with the group, turn that shit off, bro.

Fuck that. Yo, people hate Christians. I'll be honest with you. People hate Christians because when they did the fucking Lion King or whatever that shit was on a plane, remember when they had the, it was at the Lion King. It was one of these plays. It was Wicked or something. But the Broadway company was all flying together.

Say again? It was Circle of Life on the plane. Yeah, they did Circle of Life, and the company did it, and everybody on the plane was cheering. They were going for it. It was amazing because they're doing the Lion King. In fairness, they were professionals. In fairness, they were.

Christians are victims. Christians are victims. They have one place where they can be safe, the West, and outside that, they're persecuted everywhere. Yeah, outside of North America, Europe. By the Muslim community. She's just doing what she does best. When did you become a Christian?

How many Christians? I'm a Christian man, son. I'm a Christian man, son. When did this happen? I'm a Christian man, son. Since they all started tweeting, and that's the fucking problem when they do this shit. It just upsets the other side. They're like, you know what?

Fuck her. I'm dug into what I am now. you know what this shit is? It just upsets the other side and they're like, you know what? Fuck her. I'm dug into what I am now. This is what this shit is, right? It's some black people do some shit and the black community's like, oh, fuck. And then like Ben Shapiro

or somebody calls it out and the black community's like, don't call that shit out. You might be right, but shut the fuck up. Why are you fucking talking right now? And then they start defending it even though they know it's annoying.

That's what Ilhan tweeting does. Yeah, it's annoying. Twat. they know it's annoying that's what ilhan tweeting does yeah we yeah it's annoying twat we know it's annoying that anybody sing on the fucking plane it's not oppression it's annoying yeah but you don't get to talk about it because you don't know how good god is dummy you know what i'm saying you don't know how good jesus is if you have some jesus in your life you might be singing too no muslims got an idea. He's a prophet. Muslims got an idea how good Jesus was. They don't got no idea, son. Why is she hating on a prophet? Check that shit.

Tuck that in. That's a prophet. The disrespect is crazy. You're disrespecting your own God right now. You know what? Disrespecting one of his prophets? You know who would be very upset about this? Who? Muhammad. The lack of respect for a prophet muhammad would be absolutely furious absolutely furious uh-uh i thought jesus was a regular dude

no to muslims he was a prophet of god and then muhammad was another prophet so he was part of the you know he was like shamu you know how you know how there's shamu from the 70s shamu from the 90s and then shamu from the now mu how there's Shamu from the 70s, Shamu from the 90s, and then Shamu from the now? Muhammad was Shamu from the 90s. No, well, yeah, or Jesus was Shamu. Okay, Muhammad is the now. Yeah. I thought we didn't have one now.

Is this factual? Say what? Is this factual? I'm trying to make it so that Al's a big aquatic guy. Yeah, I know. I'm trying to make it so he can understand. I'm dressed like a scuba diver. Exactly.

That's what happens. I'm trying to make it so he can understand. I'm dressed like a scuba diver. Exactly. That's what happens. Al could appreciate these references. That makes more sense, actually. Yeah, that's why she does it. She's so annoying, this girl. She is annoying, dude.

They're starting to get annoying. Anytime Bernie even says, cancel, it's just like, alright all right buddy shut up so much he's gonna get so old they started getting annoying figure out a new shit everybody's talking cancel student debt whatever like like nah stop going to school cancel school how about that if you're gonna complain about you why don't you complain when the democrats steal your primary win we're super delegates now all of a sudden you're quiet now you play your role yeah hold on let's test what's up what do you think about kids with anxiety i had to take that one do we have it Mark but yeah but no for real our cause is right

for real man like yeah what social interactions are difficult yeah they are difficult do a drug make life easier do you know what I'm saying get some liquid courage yo Boomer Schultz is fired

I'm ready bro Boomer Schultz is fired. Yeah. Ready, bro. Yo, Boomer Schultz is sick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I don't care, dog. Yeah. Get on the plane. Get on that God-fearing Christian-ass plane.

Who built the first plane? Muslims? Did they? No, no, no. No, no. It was the Wright brothers. Oh. Probably some... And what were they right about? Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jesus know. No, no, it was the Wright brothers. Probably some... And what were they right about?

Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, that's it. They put wings on a plane just like an angel. You notice that? Yo, what is... No, no, this is very important because what does Islam say about marrying your brother?

What? Does she do that? I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure she cheated on her husband with a white dude. Oh, no, no, no, but I think she was also married to her brother before that that's what she cheated on yeah and now she's with this white is he a muslim probably will be she was married to is the squad just a group of people who are with white guys is that what the squad is yes it's just a group of minority women who are dating white guys while hating white people that i just

want to make sure i'm clear on what the squad is and what they stand for for people who hate the patriarchy they sure do suck their dicks a lot right like how do you hate the patriarchy and then there's just patriarchy dick and cum in your mouth constantly nice you know what i'm saying like you hate the patriarchy but you be swallowing us up all the time yeah yeah what are your thoughts on cyber bullying dude say again what are your thoughts on cyber bullying that shit is fucked up that shit is fucked up no i mean that that shit is fucked up yeah why just because like these kids their whole life is the internet now they're not like that people say this whole shit we'll just go outside and play motherfuckers ain't playing outside no more dog they're on the internet

on roblox on roblox bro they're on the internet they're on instagram they're on snap they're doing all that shit don't make the boomer show bro i'm nuanced bro i'm nuanced bro so you got these little kids man they they really they're going through it and they don't have the self-esteem built up to handle that criticism. Now you can just say whatever the fuck you want to them. Damn. Yeah. You have fucking self-esteem, Al. Yeah.

You built self-esteem for years so you could dress like you dress it. You know what I mean. Yo, but it took years, bro. It did. You wouldn't be able to dress like this when you were in high school, be honest. Nah, I was pretty colorful in high school. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Never, you never like, oh my god, maybe if I go... I mean, you're looking crazy, bro. I look fly. You're the hater. I'm not saying you look... He's a hater, bro. I don't even know what sport that jacket is for, dog. I'm being serious.

But what is it for? What's the weather? Nigga, what's your shit for? My shit for is if you want to take over Gotham. If you want to take over Gotham, you wear this shit. You went full Bane today, bro. I'm Bane, bro. I don't know what that is, dog.

I really don't know what that is. Son, you show just as much leg. You got turquoise. How many different colored blues you got? How many different colored blues you got? For every blue. Too many, dog. I don't know what he's wearing. He cribbed like blue. For every blue. Too many, dog. Woo-hoo.

I don't know what he's wearing. He cribbed like Tekashi. I mean, I guess, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Even the- Yeah. Yeah. Take it in.

I'm trying to take the whole thing in. Learn some. Those are the shoes you wore this weekend, right? Learn some. The fit that you wore to this thing was fire. Yeah. Damn. Can we at least acknowledge-

You're calling your shit old, bro. Can we at least acknowledge, and I mean shit old bro just with what you're wearing right? Miles picked it up how did you manage to go how's Miles getting shot he's calling bra something is happening with this outfit

cause Miles looked at it and I know the first thing he said that shit fire bro everything's just orange. I'm just saying, bro. Ilhan Omar, we need to have her on the podcast. What would you ask Ilhan Omar? She was here breaking down. Why does she got to be so annoying all the time, bro?

What do you mean? All of them, I want to ask them. Okay. Like, why you got to be so fucking annoying? Every politician? Yes. If we're on a plane and then all the Muslim people just started fucking praying in the middle of flight,

would it be a little concerning? Yeah. Why? Because. Because why? What would be the reason? Because you know why, bro. No, why? I don't know. Let's be honest, though. We can I don't know. Let's be honest, though. We can't just be honest? Let's be honest.

They smell bad as a people, and any exercise is going to release the odor, bro. That's racist. That's not racist. Not all Muslims smell bad. Well, how about this? Before they start praying, I get to spray them down. With what? Right guard.

I get to spray them down with some right guard hell yeah and what about hindus are they are they fine to go on fine yeah as long as they don't take a bucket of slop out and start one time you're never gonna ride another airline ever really yeah that crazy you're gonna die before we get to you death is that true the food slaps but the service is indian service so they're just like oh god get the fuck out of here right on top of the plane and shit come on oh no they ride on top of it yeah that's how i serve you the food from the top oh my god bro like a millionaire that is fucking crazy yeah 100 damn son i need a ride on air ind. I need a ride on Air India.

No, am I wrong for... Yeah. It's just annoying coming from her. And it's not like the right wing is less annoying when these fucking like Dan Crenshaw's or whatever try to politicize everything. It's like, yo, shut the fuck up. But we don't celebrate them as much, at least where we live in New York. You don't see those guys.

Everybody knows they're a joke. AOC, Ilhan Omar. They're like, oh, they're so... Wow, they're so smart. They're so enlightened. What great points they bring up. This is a regular ass point and doesn't even mean anything. Let us complain about that. You know what's interesting about this also is like, is she acknowledging that if Muslims did that, it would also be annoying? No, she's saying people would be, people's xenophobia would flare up and they'd be like yo you can't pray i think she's saying i'm scared as muslims praying that there could be like

a terrorist attack well yeah because we've been fed a lot of media that says muslims blow shit up and that's fair no no no that's a fair point no i'm not saying it's fair to happen you can see the confusion though that's a fair. And that's a fair argument. But her argument isn't that necessarily. She's couching it in this, oh, these guys should be persecuted or yelled at or whatever. No, you guys should always be allowed to pray. That's how I feel. Now, music is intrusive.

Also, we don't understand that shit. If they was praying in English, then we might not be that scared. If they're out there like, we hope the plane land land we want the plane to land on the ground we want the plane to be on the ground safe and everybody on the safe ground i bet if the christian group keep that shit going right but the christian shit we know jesus came back we love jesus he's the fucking man now if they started going we're so close to heaven i wish we could be there oh then we're gonna start getting a, I wish we could be there. Then we're going to start getting a little bit uncomfortable up in the air.

I bet if that Christian group was flying air Pakistan or whatever, speaking in English, they'd be like, what the fuck is happening right now? They'd still be like, oh, hell yeah. All right, the rapper DaBaby is on a North Carolina property. Does that sound newsy? Yeah. North Carolina rapper DaBaby was on his property when a man was shot for trespassing police say oh he shot him he shot him in the leg and then like there's a 911 call yeah yeah where he's like talking to him very calmly telling them yes i shot him he was

trespassing and they asked if his weapon was uh basically like is your weapon still drawn or whatever he's like yeah it's gonna be drawn until you guys get here here's how you get in go around the gate he like gives them it's like very calm like this guy done this shit before or something you know yeah this is crazy funny part she says something like oh is he still conscious and then you hear him in pain in the background like you hear him right i mean what is he supposed to do this is great this is the greatest what did Ilhan Omar have to say about it I don't think she commented she didn't comment at all

you're probably listening to gospel on her fucking Spotify right now dude somebody comes into your shit you know that they're strapped nobody's gonna break into your home in a place where they know you have guns and they know you've shot people without a gun. Yeah. Like that'd just be so stupid.

Could be a big fan. It could be a big fan. That is a chance. No, that's true. So you end up potentially shooting a fan, but he shot to maim, not to kill.

Yeah. I think he did the right thing. 100% dude. Shot him in the leg. Then posted that funny ass thing. You see what he posts on Instagram after? I think it was a clip thing. 100%, dude. Shot him in the leg. Then posted that funny ass thing. You see what he posted on Instagram after? I think it was a clip from Paid in Full. But it's just Cameron talking to somebody.

He's like, I shot you, but I could have killed you. I'd let you live today or something like that. That's fire. Posted right after. It's just, this guy's the best. I mean, that's fire. Like, great content. Do you think he paid him to come onto the property so he could shoot him?

I doubt it. It would be such a weird play. You know what that's happened for with rap? Like getting shot. Remember that guy who like played Biggie? Gravy, I think his name was. Some shit. He like played Biggie in the movie.

Like he got shot in the ass or some shit like that, but it was like set up. Yeah, it was a set up shoot. Really? Yeah. Like if you get shot as a rapper. Like 50 Cent got shot, exploded. Like everybody who got shot exploded.

So people was trying to get shot so that they could blow the fuck up. So you think this guy said, yo, shoot me nonlethally so I could get credit or the baby was like, yo, you come on, I'm going to shoot you in your leg. It'll be great press for me.

I'm going to give you 40 grand. I'm not going to press charges. You're going to serve one. There's no proof that you actually broke in you're going to serve maybe a few months or something like that apparently no charges were filed on this he could not press charges smart move baby

but why though because you're the hardest guy in rap right now because we're talking about it and now he looks like the good guy again. He just came off of some extremely bad press. He just got curved by a fan. Fat girl. Did you guys see that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When all the girls are going crazy, he takes the girl's face and he's going to kiss her and then she curves him. Oh, really? And it's like, he wasn't on some like, I can't wait to make out you're so beautiful. It was more on some like, all right, big girl, let me give you some love and the big girl was like no and then yeah so he's looking a little bit crazy he's still trying to rebound and this is an amazing story i'm a badass motherfucker i defend myself that we they love the gangster shit him punching uh danny lay's

brother super viral yeah what dude in north carolina isn't gonna take a shot in the leg for 50 grand and no press charges i mean you got nothing going on in your life it's a brilliant move it's a good theory and it'd be a smart move i wouldn't knock him for it smart move no i would knock him for it if it turned out that this was fake i would not that's a smart fucking move it's just like that you know the good press you get from that in terms of being like the hardest rapper i'll beat you the fuck up on site come run up on me you get knocked the fuck out too and then if you come in my home i'm gonna shoot you and i won't even kill you i'm gonna just shoot you yeah no i'm just saying if you found out that there was stage it would be kind of corny yeah i guess you gotta find out

though i don't think people are gonna find out people would think it's corny. Yeah, I guess you got to find out, though. I don't think people are going to find out. People would think it's corny. I appreciate the effort. Oh, you like the planning or whatever like that. Yeah, it's just a great idea. Yeah, but I can't give you credit for being like a gangster if you're setting up your gangster shit. No, no, no, not for that.

I just think it was like a brilliant move chess-wise. Yeah, I think that shit's set up low-key. Who's the guy? It hasn't been disclosed. Yeah, we got to find out who the guy is. like if that guy has any kind of connection to baby at all the baby should just hire the guy that want to get killed in the firing squad that would have saved oh shit i would have collected a lot of dots he's in north carolina i'd be like yo come up on my property i'll do the job whoa on behalf of the state and then he looks even better whoa two birds now what's the the firing squad is what anonymity is that why they have multiple

people apparently like back in the day like only one person would have a bullet ah well then you would know who the fuck had the bullet but everybody else oh so you feel the actual gun move but nothing goes out so you don't know who did it that's like the idea now if everybody misses do you live i think yeah tell me if you survive you you get let off right no way i mean that's like how they did back in the day i don't know if that shit is real that's like how they do the movies right you survive a hanging they can you get how do you survive a hanging yeah that i don't know if your neck doesn't break or like if there's like a malfunction with a thing and like it doesn't fall that's the a malfunction with a thing and like it doesn't fall. That's the thing. Is this a theory?

No, it's a truth. There are stories like that. I believe it if Miles says it and Mark says it. Yeah, I know. Everything Mark says got a little tainted. I have no clue what he's talking about right now. It's like a movie. I also just said that. You asked a more question.

I also just said that. Did I literally just say, oh, yeah, I don't know if this is true. Hey, hey, hey. I just said that. I don't know if that's true. Hey, just take this. Anytime Mark doesn't give a specific date he just goes yeah like back in the day like anytime he uses all of history for this to potentially be right

you know it's bullshit you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you don't think anyone's ever survived the hanging but does that mean anyone's ever survived does that mean you get let off you don't think anyone's ever survived that hang? He didn't say that. How do you survive a hang? He's changed. He's talking about surviving a hang. You just said, how do you survive a hang? But we're not talking about that. How do you survive a hang? That's not the point, though. The point is, you said-

No, that is the point. That's the point. I'm making sure. How do you survive a hang? How do you survive a hang? It's fun. It's fun. It's fun.

Go. Keep going, Mark. Keep going. Keep going. What else do you guys want to know about history? Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

Keep going. What else do you want to know about history? Do I think anybody's ever survived a hanging? No, Mark's right. Mark's right. Good job, Mark. You held off just long enough. Go.

A murderer recorded in 1872 survived his execution thanks to his executioner's great incompetence, and then they let him off. What was the thing? He was hanging, and they let him off. He survived, and then they let him off because he survived. This says... So it happened one time? After watching such a spectacle, no one wanted to go through it again, and Frank was he survived. So it happened one time? After watching such a spectacle,

no one wanted to go through it again and Frank was spared death. So it happened one time? I mean, that's the first one I found. That's not the rule. But it's not the rule. It just happened one time. Look at this one.

Now this is one. That's all you need. That's all you need. I was born in the darkness. The rule itself is that you're dead If you actually get hung What's the rule Miles?

You're doing an ad read right now I don't know the rule I don't know the rule I was just saying that was one So why would you open your fucking mouth? No no Miles is saying it's a good stuff You fucking idiot

What is the rule? Miles is saying it's a good stuff right there No no no Mark said the rule is he said the rule is if you survive a hanging you get off. Miles found one hanging in history

where they allowed someone to live afterwards. Miles is all on you right now. I'm researching hard. I'm looking hard. If this argument rests on your google search it's impossible wait no one's around the hang and he just said one person did no it should be the rule that you get let off but i don't think that's the rule i could see it happening one time guy's neck didn't fucking break yeah but even if the neck breaks you still end up choking now this guy had incompetence the guy was supposed to kill him the

guy who was doing the hanging. So if it's done right... You can kill that guy. But you don't think that a few times it's happened where the rope breaks and they just tie his ass back up and then hang him again? Yeah.

They're not letting him off. Yeah, I do. It's ridiculous. Yeah, no, they kill him. There's no way. They kill him again. There's a few people in the 50s who survived electric chair.

They brought him back, gave him medical attention, and then he's no longer there. That's not back in the day. So what did you mean? That's not back in the day. What did you mean? That's not back in the day so what did you mean that's not back in the day that's not back in the day what did you mean exactly i said back in the day what did you mean that's what i'm saying what's back in the day for you yeah like this face you know back in the day found another survival and just how many years

back how many years back just all the way when it was back in the day. Like you go to the day and then you go even farther back than when the day was. You know what I mean? That's back in. I like this. This is fun. Okay. Dude, it's the funniest TikTok I've ever seen in my life. Oh my God.

Can we please watch it? Yeah, I'll pull it up. If you guys haven't seen the funniest TikTok ever, he was trending on Twitter yesterday for this, Jay. No, he wasn't. Because everybody was just annoyed by what he was saying. Oh my God. Okay, wait. Set the video up so that we can finish. So there's a video of Jaden

being interviewed, Jaden Smith being interviewed by Big Boy. And he basically says, I didn't relate to kids my own age, and I ended up talking to my parents' friends. Or I grew up around adults so much that I had trouble relating to kids my own age. And it was tough for me. Well, just play the video.

I am very happy that I spent my childhood with more adults than I did with kids my age. Because I was picking up more things from adults than I were from kids my own age. And I look and I go around sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age. And they're just kind of... I'm just like, dude, like, oh my God. Like, can we talk about like the political and economic state of the world right now? Can we talk about what's going on with the. Would you talk about Hotel Tupac's deck?

What I'm talking about? I'm talking about. That shit is mad funny, bro. I'm sorry. That shit is mad funny. Oh, my God. I was like so deep. So good, dude. All right, guys.

Thank you so much for watching. I appreciate you. And one more time, thank you guys so much for coming out to the shows uh i loved you i appreciate you it was amazing a moment for me and uh i'm gonna process it all and and kind of figure it out and uh but yeah right now i'm just so grateful so thank you guys so much for doing that and uh means the world we'll see you in a couple days peace