Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - How Kardashians Pimp Kanye’s Mental Illness | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: July 10, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss penis size amongst ethnicity, Gandhi, Kanye running for president and the Kardashians, cancel culture open letter, DeSean Jackson, Pat Mahomes vs Joe Rogan and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What up, people? Shultzy here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. So there's two things I want to talk about. is obviously uh kanye and his family saying he's bipolar right it's kind of interesting like you think his family finds a way to control him yes and like maybe he's not having a bipolar moment but like every time he goes out and does

something that's like a little too far they're like all right let's cut this motherfucker's legs out do the whole chappelle thing call him crazy nobody take him serious you know what's sad what's that at this point kanye's family is the kardashians like that's his family who else is his family when you hear kanye's family is concerned it's the kardashians and to that end i don't believe anything they say it's all publicity to me and saying he's bipolar is just like oh well we got the publicity now it's excuse you don't have to actually run we got what we want he got's excuse. You don't have to actually run. We got what we want. He got his promo.

We're good money. We're clean. But that's your family. That'd be so embarrassing, yo. It's interesting. I actually believe it. I do believe he's bipolar. No, and I believe that he might be having an episode right now.

Yeah. Because the last time he really was having an episode. Everybody can admit that. When he was going wild on TMZ and going crazy and shit like that, he was in the middle of an episode. When he said slavery was a choice? Yeah, that shit. That's some bipolar shit to say, probably. Yeah.

Because you feel like you're Superman. It's like, I wouldn't have. Yeah. So it's like, to me, I just feel like, okay, right now he's doing wild shit, running for president when you can't even run. Like, come on. The primary's passed in five states. Didn't his stupid bitch wife retweet the I'm running for president tweet though you can do that if you're if you if you fear somebody's having i have a friend who's bipolar yeah what when i fear he's

having an episode i don't retweet nothing that motherfucker says beer but what if she it was at first was like oh okay this is just for publicity and shit like that but now he's like doing interviews and acting like he's really gonna do this shit it's been three days since he announced he was running like how much do you think has transpired? You see that shit coming. I mean, but he just did an interview saying like, oh, how Planned Parenthood is the devil's work and shit like that. That's where she got off board.

She's like, hold on. Now it's like you're going to start fucking up the bag because there's women that support her, and I'm sure some of them are in support of Planned Parenthood, and now it's like, oh, this is your husband who's saying this place is the devil. Now it's like, now you're fucking up the bag. He said Planned Parenthood is whack? Planned Parenthood, he'd be raising Ray J's kids, motherfucker. He said they do

the devil's work. Really? He even mentioned it on his last song too. You don't think Kanye ever paid for an abortion, bro? What did he say on his last song, Mark? No, but it was something to that effect where he's like, they're putting abortion clinics in our neighborhoods to try to get rid of black votes and get rid of black people and blah blah that sounds like such a whack-ass bar this guy sucks it was something to that effect

on the song ego i think yeah i'm saying i don't know man i'm not i'm not mad at playing parenthood bruh are y'all mad at playing i don't think any of us are mad at playing parenthood i think i just don't believe they're like worried about him now all of a sudden. Right. I'm telling you there's no way in three days when the motherfucker says he's running for president and you're like I take that seriously and then in the next three days you're like oh he's talking about Planned Parenthood and now

he's having an episode. You see that shit coming. It builds slowly. This is my experience. I don't know man. I just think like I've been around some people that are like bipolar and it's like when they're having an episode you don't see that shit coming until they're like at the high my my friend who's bipolar is a comic who's bipolar you know when he's having his manic high it always starts with a manic high and then crashes yeah you see it

coming and you start seeing little signs where you're like what exactly is happening right now yeah is this this or is this not it's kind of fucked up because like almost any time they feel really good about yourself they're probably in their head like am i having an episode but there's definitely like a little build-up for him at least ramp up ramp up ramp up and then it's the point where like oh this is and that just sucks when you don't know that they have bipolar yeah and they're like yo we got this gig we're going to art basil's gonna be crazy and then you agree to do it and then you find out that they're really crazy and then that gig doesn't exist what are we talking about a very real story that andrew

made personal the the guy the guy he's a funny kid i actually really love real talented i didn't know that he was bipolar so he was telling me he got this gig we're going to our basil and come down with a headline it will be be this thing, blah, blah. And I'm like, all right, man, it sounds lit. He's like, yeah, let's do it. I got it. I'm connected to all these different things. I was like, all right.

I don't know. He's crazy. He's having a manic episode. And I texted him, I think, the next week. I was like, yo, what's up with this Art Basel shit? And I remember texting one of his homies like, yo, are we still doing Art Basel? And they're like, oh, no, he's in the hospital.

I'm like, oh, word. So are we still doing Art Basel and they're like oh no he's in the hospital and I'm like oh word so are we still doing Art Basel like the show must go on right he goes there was never an Art Basel he was just having

one of these bipolar moments and it went crazy yeah man my mom had that shit my mom started to like tell like I don't know if it was manic depressive

or bipolar or whatever it was she never won a dance championship she just made the whole shit up everything's made up she don't even know how to dance actually she's still in college you know scottish bro she's from arkansas or something yeah bro she's making up the accent no she um

she we were out at the beach house and uh she was starting to have one of her like manic things and i never paid attention to my mom at all because i always thought she was crazy so nothing she said i really listened to and And so now she started going like, listen, the deers were eating all her flowers. She was like guarding up this whole garden. The deer was just coming to eat that shit. And I was driving my mom fucking crazy, right? So she starts getting this manic episode.

She goes, she writes this manuscript, right? She starts posting on all the telephone poles around the neighborhood, right? And there's no cars. Just walk around neighborhood, right? And she starts to break down to me she's like i've got a great idea she's like this is what we're going to do we're going to start a compost so what we'll do is we'll take all of our garbage and we'll put it outside on the street and we'll leave it open so the deer eat the garbage not the flowers right and at first you're like that's kind of a

lit idea if i'm a deer i probably just eat the garbage right but you don't realize about deer is that deer don't go i'm full you know what i'm saying it just brings more deer to the places that's right next to where all the flowers are at so my mom puts us around all the neighborhoods she's putting her fucking garbage out in the middle of the street the whole neighborhood starts to be like yo why are you bringing all the fucking deer you know everybody's flowers it was just eating your flowers before it was fine right so uh we had to take her off the island put her in the hospital that's the conclusion over some deer over some deer she might have gone a little bit more crazy but it is what it is you know i got you got you. My mom's a wild lady, bro.

Wild lady, bro. That's what I'm saying. This guy's all of a sudden I'm running for president saying wild shit. This sounds a little out there. But do you understand? Her idea started where her thing started with deer, and then it went to a place he probably didn't want to talk about. Kanye built up to-

No, no. I really didn't go no further than that. It was just deer. See, that's She just wanted to Change the neighborhood That's an episode So Kanye's saying

I wanna run for president You're not concerned You gonna retweet that You dumb bitch Yeah the fact she retweeted Oh I thought you were Calling Al a dumb bitch I'm not

You're getting Assertive my gosh The fact that Kim Retweeted to me Shows that she's complicit In either his manic episode Or his presidential delusions. Yeah, Kim wants him to be crazy.

She understands how the game works. You think that her and her sister, they're both fucking worth hundreds of millions of dollars fist fighting on TV? You think they don't know exactly what the fuck is going on? Man, they need something to talk about every season. There has to be something giant. Life is good. I got kids. Everybody's happy.

Everybody got a kid. Everybody's cool. Let me punch this bitch to get some fucking ratings. Snuff that bitch. Everything's good. So that's why if he's having an episode, as long as the shit is just entertaining and it's bringing eyes Everybody got a kid. Everybody's cool. Let me punch this bitch to get some fucking ratings. Snuff that bitch. Everything's good. So that's why if he's having an episode, as long as the shit

is just entertaining and it's bringing eyes, they're cool with it. They don't give a fuck. No, but the moment it starts fucking up the bag, once he starts talking about It won't fuck up the bag.

Planned Parenthood. Their bag matters above all else. Yeah, but if he's calling Planned Parenthood the devil and then all the women who follow the Kardashian. They will never stop following. I know somebody's made

this joke before, but we have to talk about it. Has anybody ever gone there to plan parenthood? You think a couple that has a baby have gone in there and be like,

yeah, we just want to start planning. We just want to know how the fuck we're supposed to do it. How we can do this parenthood shit effectively. I think they do that,

but probably in the same way Pablo Escobar did community service you know i mean like wait a minute you can't make this the main focus of what we do we gotta throw some other shit on there

for real you could go there and plan parent yeah you have the most experience in there what's that no it's like you act like he goes you know what i mean it's either an uber pool it's

either free or very low cost like health care services i mean it's for more than one person right just a regular uber you can't put an uber we got two passengers regular uber on the way back go go no it's just like either free or very low cost um health care services for women particularly and so it can be for anything ob-gyn pregnancy abortion all those types of things but can you plan for parenthood there can you learn like how to ob-gyn helps a person like who if a person who wants to keep it it keeps them on track what do you think they should teach at the Planned Parenthood?

Put the pampers on and off. And what else? Because you got to wrap it. It's crazy. Y'all ever seen pampers get put on? Imagine all the difficult time you're having with your puppy right now. It would be mad easier to have a kid. No question.

No, but wouldn't you like a place you could go? No, no. I'll die on this cross. Hey, kids can't even move for the most of the year. Yes, they can. No, they can't. They goo-goo Gaga. Suck on a titty.

This dog is tearing up my fucking apartment, dude. The apartment is getting ravaged. With a kid who just put in a stroller. Let it shit his pants. Andrew's not built for parenthood, bro. No, I am. I wake up mad early i walk that little motherfucker and i say go pee pee you're walking the dog i walk the

dog bro come on dog i do walk the dog it's funny none of us believe i call my girl right now say i don't walk the dog hold on bro you got every morning every morning i walk that dog i never said nothing more truthful hey al al hey i go right in the fucking can't every morning i walk that dog how far are you walker now you're asking how big a ring gotta be it's the thought that counts. No, is it just taking it outside the P.M. walking right back inside? That's what it is.

Or are you taking a walk? That's what it is. First of all, y'all don't even understand how to walk, dogs. Look, this is so obvious that y'all don't know nothing about dog rearing. A dog, when you're crating it, do y'all know what a crate is or i need to explain that to you dumb motherfuckers too yeah okay a crate did you have to create your dog i did and i helped you create yours that's true i forgot about that so look we're creating the dog the first thing you got to do when you wake up in the morning i wake up dumb early in the morning you take the dog out of

the crate you take it for a walk so it could pee and it could shit because hopefully it didn't do it in the night do you walk it or do you take it outside let it pee and shit and then walk back can i it can i can i talk to you for a second i take the dog i got you i take the dog i take the dog on a walk it cannot be an extensive walk because my dog hasn't gotten the full shots yet so we can't have him meandering around the fucking streets getting parva yeah yeah okay you know that that's a fact yeah no we still our vet was like walk him your vet doesn't care about your dog's life okay that's a shitty vet get out of jersey your vet is like you know mark's parents i hate your vet they would he hasn't got his vaccines yet.

That's true. Don't take him outside without his vaccines. That's true. Are your parents anti-vax with a dog? Uh, no. That's a weird difference.

That is, though. You get dogs vaccinated, but humans don't either. Humans, fuck them. Yeah, no. Everybody wants an autistic dog. Imagine an autistic dog

out of the dump that would be. That's a better dog. Just sit there. That's a better dog Just sit there That's what this dog is right here I don't want that dog You're autistic Think how hard that motherfucker Will pull you on a leash

Yo That strong ass neck son Wait is that Those the ones with the strong neck Probably Or is it the ones That all look related I think all retards are strong

Hold on Autism is not the ones That are related That's downs That's down syndrome Yeah Do they call it downs because they all look down like go to the wide okay ready no ready so look with you so look here's the thing

with the dog i take it for the walk pee poo then i take it back quick pee poo Then I take it back. Quick peepoo. Then I take it back. Feed it. Then I let it chill for a second. Then we take it for the long walk. So it gets two walks. Then we. By we, I mean my girl takes it for the long walks. I'm the one waking up early while she's out here sleeping a night away.

You're doing shit, son. That's fucked up to say. All you do is take it outside it pees and poops and then you walk right back peeing in the dog is a lot of work there's like you gotta like get the food out of the cabinet

and then you gotta bend over put it in a bowl this guy hard working this guy doing a lot what you do for your dog yo no wonder why he brings the quiet calm one

to the studio so we can do a podcast the other one will be tearing his fucking place apart wow wow I put a fucking wall up in my apartment so it can't pee and shit on the couch anymore. Wow, you built a wall.

I literally built a wall. You done trumped your dog. My shit is, hey, you were staying in Palestine. That's what I did, bro. You put your dog in cages. I got a dog in a cage. I got a wall going up. It's MAGA 2020 in my household, bro.

Real talk. That motherfucker's crazy. we're not getting the best golden retrievers you got these breeders were not sending us their best golden doodles bro i'm telling you you got a mexican golden doodle son we really do oh man how upset are you i'm not upset i understand that you got to put work and you got to put time in yeah your little dog can't do no damage it's tiny this motherfucker is a big you just gotta how big is is she is big bro how big what do you want in distance or how big what do you want it in in weight yeah that shit about nine pounds bro how much does your dog weigh seven you wouldn't even know what it's like. You wouldn't even know, bro. Athlete.

I'm just saying. You are not ready for a kid. Having a kid? The kid doesn't move. Yes, it does. Where does it go? You know how little he loves his dog? He hasn't even once called her she.

He keeps saying this motherfucker, the dog, it. Yo, he be fucking Halle Berry in this dog. Calling him it and shit. It's savvy. That's my baby. I love that fucking dog. The dog's a fucking Halle Berry in this dog. Calling it and shit. It's Savi. No, that's my baby. I love that fucking dog. The dog's a girl? The dog's a girl.

You just found out. Look at Mark throwing me under the bus, bro. Y'all see that shit? Y'all see that shit? Look at Mark throwing me under the bus. Cookie, you're the only one that loves me. You don't love none of these other motherfuckers, right? Bunch of lobsters.

Yo, that dog looks a little down. Yo, Patreon. That dog looks a little down. Yo, I'm talking about my dog, bro. I'll disrespect my dog. Is this a lie? It's not real yet. Just walk around with the tongue out.

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