Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Husband with Da HEAVIES, Ye Banned for Jew Hate, + Summer House is Wrestling for Women

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

YERRR – the boys are back on their fitness arc, but it quickly turns into pure chaos. – Peptides, “The Final Fat,” and everyone suddenly getting in shape – Belly button hygiene, heightmaxxing & red light district stories – Ye getting banned, big game hunting & white boredom – SummerHouse DRAMA explained by an expert All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 The Final Fat + AquaMark 10:30 Everyone’s in shape + Narrow lead 16:16 Covering up, Peptides + Alexx’s insta 21:51 Riri, Kristi Noem’s husband kink + Bateman 26:43 Smelly belly buttons, Spanish fitness + Ladybwoys 33:49 Red Light district, Bully + Heightmaxxing 36:58 Druski skit, Whites down bad + Asians are white 44:50 Nuclear football, Counter strike? Wild animal lovers 52:28 Big game hunting + White boredom 58:03 Ye banned from Wireless + SoFi performances 1:06:36 Kalshi streak 1:11:43 Summer House + Amanda/West Dramz 1:50:45 When did it start? It’s so gauche + IT’S REAL TO ME 2:02:30 It might not be real… + Never trust Adult Blonds 2:07:19 Where is it? Paige DeSorbo + Andy Cohen = Dr Phil? 2:12:00 Needing ATTENTION + We need escape 2:20:46 Live Reunion Show, Predatory + Easy win with GFs 2:26:00 Single women in their 30s + TEAM AMANDA 2:32:10 Alexx is CRAZY, Strangers + Most Moral to Least This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody, welcome to flagrant. Shiboy Shultzzi, Alex Media, Marky Gags in the building. And, and Miles Media. Oh, sorry, Miles Media. Miles Media. Miles Media is in here. Give yourself a drop. Give yourself a drop once.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Fuck. I mean, come on. That's why I didn't say it. That's what he wasn't ready for his moment, bro. Yeah.

Come on. What you're asking and shout to Robert Kelly, because he had a whole special, I think, named after this. Yes, the final fat. The final fat. Mark Kelly's hilarious comedian. But yeah, you asked me if I'm getting to this point where I'm like, I'm not going to lose the weight again. You just said you gained weight.

You were just like, yeah, I got to a point where I've gained a couple pounds. It's the point where it's like, if I have pizza, it's like a two-week stint. Of pizza? No, it's like it stays on me for weeks. I used to have like, I used to be like when I was a kid, it was like three shits I'd be back in shit. I didn't keep telling this lot.

you've never been in shape. I'm sorry. But never, like, you used to think you had abs at a certain point. There's one picture of him. He's in the towel. It's like kind of blois. It's like super far away. Fuck you.

No, I'm backing you up. I'm backing you up. There was a picture. The time when you... It was a different time. It was in 1900s. It was difficult. The time when you were on the island with Duval and no shirt, it was just like no arms.

And you're like flexing. This is a New York. Like, I don't know who looked worse. Him or Duval. And Duval looks like an alien. New York white dudes. Yo, Duval, you're going to take that, bro? That's a great.

You're going to take that for them? I don't know. You don't have to talk to you like that, bro? Come over here and smack the shit I am with one of your chanclis. Yeah, painted names and opinions. He got, this guy got painted nails in an opinion. It's disgusting. See, deflection.

Um, no, bro. You look good now. I was just giving you a compliment. I'm not taking no compliment. And then you just start to say he looks like shit. I didn't say that. I do think. I do think.

Can we start the positive? Can we try to. . Hi, everybody. Hello, my name is Andrew. I'm here with Alex. I'm here with Mark. We're also here with Miles.

And we're just going to start up by saying one nice thing about each other. All right. All right. You start. Okay. That was a disc kind of. That was a huge. Did a bike pick that up?

Probably, Miles. Can you add that? Okay. I will start. Okay. I think you look better with less muscles. Okay. No, because that's an insult.

Why is that an insult? You're framing like it's a good thing. I don't think I've lost muscle. You got, you were like, you were Aquaman for a minute, dude. No, no, there was a moment where you were like really beefy and, like, strong. I talked to Chad Chutea and said that I still have the strength. I just need to lose weight. What have you cut out?

You've cut out exercise to be, like. I had a kid. It's like heroin chic, but you don't look like the heroin has hit yet. I'm coming off a shoulder injury. So it's like, it's just sheat. Yeah. Hey, yeah you go. No, no.

But you miraculously... The heroin's close. You've lost... You've lost how much pounds, how many pounds of muscle? No, I've gained muscle probably. You just can't see it because I'm bulking. I mean, come on. E-State, you shouldn't lie.

I'm bulking. It's too close. I'm concerned about weather that will, like, expose my body. Like, I'm wearing, like, hoodies to the gym and shit, and they'll be like 60, and I'll be like, I'm keeping this motherfucker on. Like, hey, yeah. Because it's like if I got a tight shirt under your start to see the belly. Are you going to do T-shirt in the pool or something?

No, I can't. If you could. I will. I'll push you in if you want. You're going to be like, Duff? I'll push you in. And then if you're like, why are you wearing a shirt? No, I'm going to push me in.

Dove has so much confidence with the worst body. It's like he has huge fat tits and hips. He's like the women he did. He looked like you can do one of those dances that his people do. Oh, the belly. Yeah, like he's built like a belly dancer. But he doesn't shake, it just shit. Oh, my God, but he's so confident about it.

Yeah. Yeah, it's awesome. He looks good. I want to say something nice about you. Yes. Okay? I like your metal, I like your Harley Davidson-inspired WTF Media merch. Yes.

Thank you. I assume it's Harley inspired? No. Or Biker Gang inspired? Godspeed. It's a brand that they have graphic T's similar to this. What do you think they're inspired by, you fucking idiot? That's not the only design they do.

That was five seconds before an insult. I was trying to be positive. Well, that's awesome that you did the Godspeed thing. That's really good. And I like it. Black brand, you know. Is it? Like the copy black brands.

You know? Are you giving them a piece? So you're just ripping off. Yes, I am. I got it. I've gotten 2026. six week in Lyme now. How far off are we from like a microducing,

microdosing, microdosing, the fat drug. Oh, close. I mean, he's on it already. Yeah, the GOP1. Why isn't that the inception of the drug? I don't want to take away my whole appetite. I don't want to change everything.

Take away dessert. Take away bread. You're not an audit yet? No, but I'm so close to doing all the drugs. Guys, guys, let me tell you something. Mom's about to be a peptide king. To be 40 years old and to have children, I don't know a single guy

that is my age that is not bring up peptides within the first three minutes of every conversation. Yeah, it's going to kill us off. Do you think? I'm on the NAD. You are on the NAD. Yeah.

I just don't think it's free, bro. Yeah, it's not free. Neither is alcohol, neither is coffee. Yeah, exactly. Neither is heroin. Okay, I'm not on heroin. I'm not on heroin. I think you're, no, no, no, it's not heroin.

But it's, this is the most, if we can be the most insulting to Mark, it's you've lost all of your gains. Yeah. You gained so much. Dude, I was gained. You need to get a picture of his gains, dude. There was a picture of him coming out of the pool. Yeah, this is like, this is like, oh my goodness. He peaked just for fourth of July weekend.

When he couldn't do a pull-up. Yes. Yeah. You're back in Pittsburgh when he can't do the monkey bar. Yeah. That's what happened. So we're going in cycles, bro. What company is going to sell the GLP1, the fat shots,

where it just takes, what if it could take away specific meals? That's what I'm saying. Bread. Make me not like bread. It made sugar taste bad. Imagine that. Isn't that what I'm saying? Yes, and.

Yes. Oh, yes. And, yes. Yes. What is this? Don't post this. Brother. Oh.

Hey, I did. That did not come from me. What does the mean? Is this fucking. You said that. Nano banana? Don't talk about my penis like that. David had this cued up and just sent it to me immediately.

Oh, David is so good. I'm going to be dead serious right now. Is that you? Yes, that's me from before had a child. No, but this is a real image or is that a chat to be the image? It's a real image. You have fallen. Yeah, I know.

No, no, no. Honestly, David's, that's a perfect body. This is David's background on his phone. That's a perfect body. Before and after. I didn't know. you decline this much. No, I'm going to come back.

I'm going to circle back on that. That's not. But look at him on the Roy. Do you see all the fucking vades and shit pop it out? Mark, that's not. Is that Chad Chibi-T or not? Nah, he was on the test right here. Unfortunately, that was me.

You was on the test. That was me and my glory is. Holy moly. What happened? I don't think I ever had that. You was on a test? A little test? No.

No, you can't because that shit makes your bullshit. You're mad vascular, bro. Crazy vascular. No, but not the good cut. No. That should be. Chris Bonois or whatever his name is. That should made me uncomfortable.

No, but the type that you're about to kill your wife and shit, like that had been off yourself, right? Right before. No, not because Benoit never had a body like that. Yes, he's dead? He's like an action figure. Like, this is an insane body. Yeah, that's what happens to me of kids.

It just all falls apart. My literal thought was like, I want to get in shape one time before I never get in shape. Yo, why are you blaming your kids, bro? It isn't this supposed to be a happiest party. It would be like that, bro. It's a trade. It's a trade. It's a trade.

It's a trade. I'm telling you've always had this before kids I never had it I never had this I'm telling you my belt is made a leather right You've never looked like this thing in your life Can I make this point please? Can I make this point?

My belt is made a leather Okay Leather stretches like you know how you have a belt For a year It no longer fits you This shit fits perfect I haven't even moved or not You're stretching with it

I'm stretching with the belt Look at that Like, do you think this is... That's a good shape. Did you just see the picture before... Can we just hold on, hold on. I know you're making your point here. But that's good shape.

And I'm having a king cake in New Orleans. Like, that's good shape. It's good. I would die to have that back. I would do anything to have that by it. Can you put this side by side with fucking Wolverine Mark for a second? No, no. I'm not saying I'm Mark.

I'm not saying I'm Mark. Like, that's good shape. Yo, Mark, you can get nutted. in. No, stop. I don't know. Mark, you can get nutty. I know, real talk. Whoa, Mark. Whoa. Whoa. Boom. Boom. Boom. Stop. Don't let me. Mark. Holy shit. I'm trying to put some ice skates in there.

What is that? Okay, no. Mark. That body's crazy. This is like that rivalry hockey show right there. You got one of those. Okay, for the record, I just want to say. Al-track, like he had binge-watched that. show. Fuck out of here. It would have hit hard

if I do the name of it. Fuck out of it. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Also, for the record, my 13-year-old nephew started listening to this program.

Mm-hmm. He talked to me when I was down in Florida. He was like, by the way, what's his name? What's his name? I don't want to say his name.

I don't want to say his name. That's the family. Is he a gag nun? Yes. All right. Young gag none. Your uncle could get nutted. Okay, no.

I know. No, he could catch her. Your uncle, your uncle could catch the full load. It's inappropriate. And you keep pumping. You don't even stop. You know, full load keep pumping until there's nothing left.

What the fuck? So everyone's in shape? So everybody's trying to be in shape. So we only got one picture of me with a king cake. I'm just saying. That's the only pictures we have is me with a king cake. Tom, what is this boast? Does Alex media have really have 9.5 inches?

Yeah. Yeah, baby. son. What's the next? Click over. You see the difference between non-steroid for all? Go back, go back, go back, go back, go back. Damn, you look so short.

You are so short. You don't even count you're in shape. I can take that. Because if your peak, if your peak was that bad. Look how tiny he is. No, you're falling off dramatically. Al, for real, you can't show out without Logan because then he looks like a normal size person.

You look miniature in that one. Hey. Can you zoom in? Look how close your tits are to your belly button. That's not normal. You shouldn't have that little distance between. Can you put your nipple in your belly button? I know it sucks that.

You've never looked good. It must suck. I'm married. I got kids. Yeah. So what about before? That's a face swap, too. You don't have that type of chin.

Yeah. That guy's in good shape. Look at that, bro. That guy's in good. Who's happy? Who's happier you think? Who's a joan yourself? One of them whales that will catch a rugby ball.

Have you seen the guys throwing baluga? Baluga. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Get a beluga on screen. Damn, bro. I want to say it's because I got kids, but I didn't have anybody.

I had no excuse to not be in shape. We all had the same exact time to work out. God damn, Al, you are a good shape. Mark looks better, objectively. Let's go. Yeah, but he does look better. That's right. But he also has a better pose.

You're posing too flat. Yeah, that's true. You don't got to bring up the picture to Baluga Jogi. Joe. Jokey, Joggi's Googles, man. Come on.

We know what it looks like. Now you can bring it on. Bring it out. Let me see. Let me see what it looks like. Nah, Mark, you used to look good, though. Yeah, no.

And that's just, you put it up on the wall and you say, all right, that was me. I didn't even know. Do beluga abs. Do beluga abs. Have you seen how jacked a beluga is?

They're in unbelievably good shape. Yeah. Bro, look at that. Low-key, that looks like being on the bed with the and that's my forehead, bro. That's a perfect damn, Mark.

How long did it? Damn, Mark. Yo. I'm not even clean you up after. Stop, stop. I'm not even, I'll be like, yo, go fart that out. No, no, you.

Mike, you got to watch it. You got the wet towel by the best saying, yeah. Yo, fart that out, man. Literally my nephew's watching this. inappropriate. You know, Garinan's nephew, your uncle had it, bro. He used to.

Had, had in the past times. That's crazy. And you know when he did it, you did this when wife he was pregnant, right? Yeah, yeah. So when his wife was at her fattest, this is what he looked like, you're a son of a bitch. Yeah, that's my only window to do it. This is my only chance to do it. Nah, that's, that's rude, bro.

I at least gain weight with my wife. That's love. That's a solid. Thank you. That's love and solidarity. Yeah. Oh. You're like, while you're your fat.

I'm going to look. Hold on, hold on. Damn, that's bad. I think I got body dysmorphia the other way. You got the dog thing, bro. I think you look better than you do. Son, when me and Dove sat next to each other stood next to each other for this exact pick,

in my mind, I was like, we're looking at two different human beings. Like, I literally was like, how could Dove even think that he's even close to me? It's closer than you think. That's what I've been trying to tell you. No, that's the straight of ore moves right there, bro. I don't know if you can't make any.

That's really close. Yeah, it's very narrow. That's a narrow fucking lead I had. I had a lead at least. But it was narrower. Yeah, but you have a chin though, so you're good. No, Doug does face card wins. You got a great face card.

I was in good shape back then. Come on. I was in good shape back then. Yeah, you had a, 10. I'll give you that. Yeah, this is. Yeah.

All right, man, we got it, bro. We got it. We got it. We got it. Can I live? You got love. Can I fucking live? Can I let?

No, no, I don't got the handles. I didn't have handles like that. You had the V cut with luck handles. It's nuts. No, I had the V cut. My V is so strong. Go back to dump. Go back to dump.

Oh, I have love handles. Fuck out of it. It's going on. That's a V cut. Dumbass? That's a V cut. You have to grab it wearing a cut. Yo, no, dumb is blocking his handle.

That's a V-cut dumbass. It comes out. It's protrude. Yeah, because I have a muscle there from paddle. Whiz? That's from battle. That's from getting down for them fucking shots. A little Vibra.

Yeah. Fadella. Vali. Got a paddle gun. How, you're too lean, bro. That's insanity right there. You can't take a punch. I can take a punch better than y'all.

we got to get back to that how we're going to get back to that we're not we not we're doing that's the guy I look good right now if you are in shape and you don't have children it doesn't count yeah it's not impressive yeah you should be what excuse do you have imagine being fat with no kids yeah for what what is your excuse miles it's fucking what is your excuse

I have no excuses I also have no shame the shit rules I wish I didn't have that like I mean I wish I had that That confidence. I only eat like shit and I'll wear a shirt to bed because I'm embarrassed. I did that last night. I did that last night. I did last night. Because I don't want to see myself.

I told my wife, it was because the window was open. It wasn't. It was because I had so much bread all day and that pizza from four days ago. I was still hanging on my tips. You feel so gross. I got to cover up. I'd be winning a poo situation.

I got to cover up. No. Oh, dude. A certain box is I'm sleeping like my girl. I'm getting on a GLP. I just want a little one. Cut sugar out. Yeah, imagine they have that.

Get me off sugar, except for alcohol. Well, there's a bunch of peptides. Reda is one of them. Yeah, the Ratatoui, they're calling it. Yeah. They're calling it, the Raditu. Oh, really? That's what they're calling it.

That's what the Lutz maxers are calling it, the Ratatoo. Really? It's a little mouse type. Right? You're tapped in with them? I didn't know you had knowledge. I didn't know you had knowledge. I didn't know.

All right, John. Yeah. I learned this one. Come on, come on. I think my bit, what's that? Look, why would I even take that picture?

I don't know, bro. I remember when you put it, I was like, all right, he's a comedian. I guess he's going for the funny. But he thought out. He looked good. O'Same stand in front of a car you didn't own. I hated when Al did that.

You faker. Wait a minute, hold on. You took a picture in front of a car you didn't own? This is my car. Oh, what are you talking about? No, there was one. And then the caption would be like, man, my dreams are like clouds, high. You used to have little Wayne versus with the N-word in them.

No, yeah. Don't get it. Don't get sensitive about this shit right here, you take dick in your mouth. Look at that picture. That was wild crazy. You take dick and that. Why you got your ankle up on a car bumper, bro? Whose car is it?

I really was like, yo, the outfit goes with the car. Go to the captain. That's the extent of your fashion. The colors is matching colors. Nothing else is affected all of the episodes. Now we got to go to old Al's Instagram. Go to old out of Instagram. You need to see like, and then we need you to see what we see.

Yeah. Okay. Let's go. Let's go. I'm a little afraid right now. With some distance. With some distance. Because you know what you called it out.

years ago, we were like, yeah, why you never look at the camera? Oh, yeah. Every picture, like, he was doing your little fashion shit, but you were like, looking off into the distance? I was nervous. Good. Don't load. All right. Unfortunately. Did you delete old photos?

No, I don't think of it. Okay, okay. You just have to scroll a long time. Oh, this is going to take a lot of. It's going to take a while. He'll find it. He'll find it. You never did look at the camera, for years. For years, you were just... Yeah, I was, you know,

not as comfortable. Excuse me. I almost died just now. What happened right there? Nah, I just see a little flama, whatever. No, I just wasn't comfortable taking pictures before. I didn't like it. I still actually don't like it.

But then why were you taking them? Because I thought that's what you have to do for Instagram. Is this one? No, that's badass. That's fire. That's fire. That should have sick. See?

Give me some shit. Is that the, I think there's a bike that, uh... Shifty almost died of? Yeah. I think Shifty a stroke on that vehicle. Yeah, I think so. No. Oh, no.

Yeah, shout out Shifty, man. Shout out Shifty, we love you, man. Shifty to Les. We love you, my boy. Free Shifty. Free Shifty. Free? Joe, I sent you on free Shifty.

Yeah. Yeah, we're going to get a... You, Miles, why do you work it so hard to help for Joey right now? No, no, we need... No, this is... Let's get a cash in. Let's get a cash in. And 9 to 5 is how you survive.

I'm not trying to survive. I'm trying to live to the limit and live a lot. we used to have to see this every J-Z lyric J-Z lyric in front of my own car this is fly y'all ain't going to shame me for this one I stand on this one

I'm gonna read some of the comments gassing you up this is like you know tell the folk living lavish still grinded like I'm broke Black excellence that's a flick shout out of Edwin I have flick

Guys quick tour update finally after a year and a half we're getting back out there road. I'm very excited. We posted a couple cities. We posted Tamplin Salt Lake, man. Thank you guys so much for selling out those shows. Anybody who reached out, asking

if we're going to add more shows in those cities, it is possible if we do. I'll make sure I'll post on my Instagram or something like that, but thank you so much. We just added Denver and Virginia Beach as well. I'm sure we'll add some more cities coming up as we start to put

together this next hour, man, and figure out what this tour is going to be like. I'm excited to come see you guys once again. I'll probably post on my Instagram if we're adding more shows or more cities coming up. But Theandruschols.com, if you want to grab tickets for those places, Mark, what you got? April 23rd, Providence, Rhode Island. Yeah, baby. Yeah, comedy connection.

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Really? What? I was got a picture with Rihanna? No. Oh. No. You took a fake pick with Rihanna? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding? Wait, hold on. Go down. No, Joey. No, Joey. You go on. A little more. And there you go. There you go. It was Able for rules, I think. Look at the exact date.

Oh, she shares the birthday as my mom. All right, that's why. Yeah, that was fun. Fun for the grand, bro. That's a great-ass photoshop, though. It was April 4th. Oh, and then this is the time where you told them to put dicks on my Instagram. Oh, it's so for about a year.

It's my fault. For a year, I was getting eggplant and people were sending me dickpicks. Oh, that. man. Because y'all said that on the podcast. That's so funny. How? I thought it was April Fool.

It was April Fool. I thought it was. It was something. Ow. The knee-jerk reaction. That picture is from 476 weeks ago. Al's a knee-jerk reaction. Oh, no, that was April Fool.

I thought it was something. I knew I did it for a reason. But I guess just to, you know, get my shit off. Damn. February 20th. Black history, man. Black history. Yeah.

Yeah. And people expect it on April fools. You do it on February 20th, who sees that one? Yo, can we... Shut up, Mark. I'm agreeing with you. I'm bailing you out. Can we free...

That's a fine picture, huh? Can we free Christine Nome's husband real quick? Can we just free him real fast? Is that? Yeah, I got to stop shaming this guy, bro. I look like him. When I saw him have pictures of him with the titties, I was like, this is me in the mirror now.

Like, that's... what I look like. That's why I'm putting on that t-shirt before I go to bed. Them nipples is like cashmattel eye. You know, that's funny. That's funny. Can you explain to me what this absolute saint is doing? Oh, poor guy. And what type of new phrase is that with the face?

Like, is that some type of magy? No, no, no, but like the clavicular sayings. Like, what does that have a name for that type of face when somebody's doing that face? That face? Yeah. No? No? It's not frame, Morgan or some shit like that.

Duck Lips, Maxin? Yeah, he might be Duck Maxine. It might be DSL Maxon. Dissal Maxin? Yeah. So what's the deal? Like, he's just into cross-dressing and he's being shamed for this?

Yeah, he's into this. It's kind of his little kink. And apparently he's been going on for a long time. He's married to Christy Noem, former head of the DHS. Do you hear that? Is it Jemongi back there? Yeah, we just, they're doing some construction. Okay.

They're constructing something. It just sounds not part of our studio. Good cadence. Yeah. That does sound like my pump. I was like, I'm right here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They got my breath down. Yeah. But then you're like, wait, I'm not fucking right. I'm not fucking right here. You short-stool? Who's playing my shit? You went too far back?

Do you know? Somebody's playing my hands over it. I was like, that's on my graham shoe. Fuck. This is how it feels to be your neighbor, man. Isn't that crazy? Think about that. Al, you're short-stroken?

This is like towards the end. when you kind of like. Yo, do you try to like slow and do all the rhythm and all that kind of stuff? It depends how I'm just trying to last. If I look like Brian here, then no. But if I'm looking like old belugamore

Were you fuck different when you were in really great shape? Yeah, I think so. You kind of feel yourself, you know, you get a mirror on the side. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But then now you see a mirror and you're like, oh, what is that guy doing to that girl? You see yourself in a mirror and now.

You're like, oh, loud. Yeah, the mirror. is insane. Yeah, you need barriers all around your house. It keeps you looking better than that. Keeps you in check, right? What is better than that? I was such an unnecessary thing.

It would encourage you to like... He's feeling... Nah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. You need some of that. Yeah. You do hit the payment a little bit.

Come on. You owe it to your wife, bro. He finished, by the way. She had a kid. Two. And, you know, she's doing what she got to do. What do you owe? The fuck you're talking about.

What are you old? I'm keeping myself. What are you doing your life? I look good for my wife. She looks good for me. Schultz is a knuckle deep and it's on top. God damn, Shultz. That's how I judge my fat, how far my finger goes in my own belly.

I'm watching you talk. I'm doing some of the oil check right now. Are you being a good little nutritionist? Oh, that's shit. You bring clients in. You're like, all right, let me take a look. Put the glow on. You think, I got about a knuckle deep, yeah.

Oh, I know that knuckles probably smells disgusting. No, my belly button doesn't smell. Really? Yeah. I've heard people say that. No, smell it. No, come on, you white. Y'all do that type of shit.

No smell. Yeah, I don't know. I'm honest about smells. Can we acknowledge that? What about your ear? No, my ear doesn't smell. My, obviously, my farts and that kind of shit, yes, but like, no, none of this other stuff. This is, like, belly button smell.

I didn't know that that was a real thing. Somebody said that the other day, like, oh, what is your belly button smell like? I'm like, what is that? Yeah, no. So you get in there when you wash? Yeah. Come on. Oh, when you say it like that, like, we get in.

I don't get in it. Don't we all? Aren't you scrubbing it with the loof? That's like when you asked me about the Riata picture just now. Come on, man. You let the suds get in there. You let the suds get in? You really in shape for no reason, huh?

For my wife. I keep it together. She's not from America, bro. Like, you have even be fat. Even more, I got to keep it in. Why? Because they used to people being in a shape of a stay. You know, like, if she wants to stay?

I don't know. The way shit's looking right now, I might be going over there. You're going to Spain? Fuck out of here. Spain is closer. They might be able to reach Spain. Yeah, but right now they fucking went Trump a little bit too much. They got to chill out.

What you mean? Like they're not letting us land on their bases. They're not trying to help at all. So that makes you safe from Iran, but it might not make you safe from America. dropping a nuke on you. No, we can't be dropped A. We can't nuke Spain. Oh, yeah.

We're recording this Tuesday. Oh, yeah, by the way, if anything happens tonight, yeah, if the world is over tonight, we're going to still upload it. I'll be texting Miles. I'll be knocking on Miles' door with my fucking leg hanging off. Just like, yo, get the episode up. And make sure to start with your, what's up,

what's the only do for Patreon or a regular episode. Yeah. Same shit. Type shit. Type shit. But yeah, Spain wouldn't be too bad. But in order to keep, like, your girl happy, I feel you just need to keep up with the level of fitness in Spain. You don't need to be like diesel diesel,

because the average Spanish guy just is regular. Yeah, that's why I'm good. But they're getting into the fitness over there. She doesn't want the average guy. There's nothing about me average, boy. I would say you're below average height. Yeah, exactly, yeah. 100%.

Yeah, I'm actually average height. 590s. 5.9 is average. Based on what? Global average? No, American average. The American average? Yeah. I think your average lady boy I think your average high for lady boy

You are gonna build like a lady boy You'd be a baddie You would be a daddy, right? No, you mean I'm top heavy See? Bang Yeah, but that's what they go for Like if you're in, if you get a lady boy

You don't want her to look like Or him to look like a girl girl Because you could just fuck a girl You want them to feel a little more masculine I don't think that's how it works, bro Of course, why not just have sex with a girl? You're paying them. It's a hooker.

It's not like you can't just get a female hooker. Yeah, but they go to Taiwan because the men and women look the same. Thailand. No, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. Same shit. Disney World Disneyland. No.

Yeah, yeah. You type of Taiwan. Type shit. Yeah. Hooker in some Tews, bro. I'm going to be invidia. Same shit. No, in all seriousness, I feel like they want a little bit more masculine.

That's why they're doing it. They want a little Christy Nome's husband. They want Christy Nome's husband. Low key. That's what you really want. Like, do you want the baddest ladyboy? Why not just be with a lady lady? Because they want the peace.

Because they can't get a lady. So they get the ones that... So this is the point that I was making. Once you're paying for sex, you can get anything. I would think the bad lady ladies charge more than the lady boy. This is... They're getting a discount. Yeah.

Oh, take the dick on discount. No, the dick costs extra. They pay more for the lady boy. Lady boy is more. Nah. Yes. No, the currency is shit over there. Like, it's mad cheap.

Yeah, but all things are, Al, you're getting a little over your head right now. All things are the same because you're paying for it over there no matter what. So you can get a lady girl or a lady boy. I thought it's only lady boys doing prostitution over there. No. Wherever prostitution lives, you have all types of it. Oh, okay. I thought like if you go there, you're going for lady boys.

No, this is... That I think you're right about. This is next level of Guter is trying to give it a special. spin. This is like the end stage gooners that are like, yeah, let's try it out. That's what I think. They're going over there and they're like, I've always wanted to get one of these. Let's give a girl. I think it's that too. Like they're

desensitized to everything. Yeah. And they like... I want to ask one of these people. Miles. Why are you going over? I've never been over that. Can we... That? What an interview. Just like a lady boy connoisseur.

Yeah. What would you rather? Would you rather? rather the most beautiful lady boy indistinguishable from a lady girl or uh-oh that's a little that's that's all right all right

so her or the most beautiful lady boy you've ever seen her and it's just head you're just getting hit her her her why you laugh because he goes lady boy

I know no right here you go lady boy because there's a hundred percent she is that girl has like a pretty hot black boyfriend. Yeah, we can't give Al his ideal girl. That's unfair.

That's unfair. They told me hot, so I'll take it. I'll take the compliment now. I have a hot guy. But now, you go, you go lady boy, you go a fat white. There's a skinny Jamaican guy right behind. I'm like, wah, why are you looking at me whale? You're more

90 day fiatte you gotta do what you gotta do You gotta do You gotta do No but now Same question I mean Probably yeah probably that

One of them is a sin against God You know Don't bring religious I hate you Yo stop it Stop it Make a fucking decision You go on beluga whale

Or you're going I wouldn't call them I would just say They're beautiful women Beavid So do you Fuck a woman That looks like Andrew

or a lady boy. Where? Hotland. Which one am I? You know, with a little extra mids. You want a little extra? You see, that's Andrew body right there.

Yeah. Yeah, I give a spin. No, I'm not above it. No, no. I mean, we've all taken down some big. You haven't taken out big. You've taken up big. Yeah, yeah.

That's been... Big is a right of passage, low key. Big as a right of passage. You haven't lived. Big? Do they have that in Taiwan? Did they have big? If I pulled it to Taiwan, I'm like, hey, I need them big.

Did you go red light districts when we were in Amsterdam? Did you walk through it? You walked through it? They got big for sale. Yeah. Yeah. That makes me uncomfortable a little bit. Which the red light district?

Yeah, just being in the window, just smacking on it? I do not like it. There's a lot, right? I prefer being in there with them. I don't know. It does feel very weird. Yeah. And I remember walking through it.

We were just like, feels weird yeah miles gave it a walk he told us about now he went to the blue light what's that yeah I mean perfect

lady boy lady boy I like talking through in like the the daytime the morning shift because you can see that like the nighttime shift cost more

yeah oh they were they were less attractive girls than the day shift yeah it's like the open mic yeah I mean for real that's just girls kind of trying it out damn why you're shit on open mic is like that everyone's got to start somewhere

you gotta come up That is a good point. Right. Yeah. But they're starting at like the 12 o'clock shift, you know what I mean? And then they work down at like five. Then they get prime time, you know, 10, 30, 11. Ah.

That's what you're working toward? What if, yeah. What if it doesn't work out? You got open mic body right now. No, he's not that current. He still doesn't look like a comedian. There's nothing more insulting than saying. It's got a win-lose-you-the-way.

Because if I get in terrible shape, I do think it'll help. Oh, it's funnier. Right? It's way funnier. What's funnyer? You can still out of readers, this guy is insane. I'm about to get a rip to spite him, right?

And you can just get on peptizing. I'm going to get on the red at the hood. This is what a good friend does. I body shame you until you fucking get in shape. I need to get in shape. That's what good friends are supposed to do. But I also, I hate when you guys say I look good. We've never said that.

Yeah, we never, we never said that. There you go. Keep you motivated. But I keep saying you're short and you haven't fixed that. It's one day. He's tried. I try. I'll try.

One day I'll get the little extendo. Would you do the extendo? No, not enough. It's too much. It's like a year of your life of recovery. Yeah. I'm not that short. You got a vantage max.

Vantage maxing is... What's this? This is the clavicular thing. Oh, yeah. Where he's like, if you bring a girl to your place and you're wearing lifts in your shoes, you take your shoes off. He's like, by all means,

you got to keep your shoes on. So that we're lifted. But you basically mix different spots where you can kind of elevate yourself. Yeah. And so you put like a little book over here, put a little stool over here, and you just kind of bounce

from one to the other. But there's nothing that you... My wife just stuck. You, like, had felt that you would do to fix your shortness? No, I'm good. But being like a short guy. Is that... I see the short?

Don't bother. That shit, he said earlier. That shit, I touched you a little. Wait, which one? I don't know. Because we might cut it out, son. No, no, no, no. We're not going to know.

When he just mocks you when you... No, no. When you mock it, yeah. You're like, do-do-do-do-hour. There is no. Oh, shit. No, that guy looks crazy. I don't want to look like that.

Yeah, that's too much. Yeah, that would be sucked to look like that. That would be horrible with that guy, man. Can't even do anything. Yeah, right? That's not funny? Come on. It's not funny about it.

Yeah. What else is it going on in the world, guys? There's things going on the world. Hey, Alex, you had an interesting take about the Drewski skit. You thought it was wrong. The fuck? That's interesting. Remember we were like, this is wrong and disrespectful to the whites?

To the whites of the world? And we were like, no, it's comedy. You can say whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, I'm losing my mind. I said this? I said this. Yeah, you were like, this is wrong and disrespectful to the white people who work so hard to give me my freedom.

Oh, if I said it, I'm standing on it. Yeah, I'm just fucked up, bro. Yeah, it's bad, right? Yeah, white power. Whoa, okay. Wait, do they do they add to the fist for white people? White Power? What do y'all do? What do y'all? There's a very famous one. There's a very famous one that would be...

Not the straight hand, but I mean, what else do y'all do at White Power meetings? I don't know. The fifth thing, I don't know. It doesn't really hit the same, you know? Compared to... What's your son? Oh, what's this? What you just did? It's the Hitty. That one, you fucking throw it out. I'm not going to throw it out here. That's great. That's a classic. That's been going to the... White Power is like, it's a little beneath us to say. It's kind of bragging.

It's like dunk in the... I mean, it's like... Garbage time buckets. Yeah, it's like, you're up 30 and you're going to be like, we're in power. It's like, we know, everybody knows. Like, it's not like any white people that are doing that, it's kind of embarrassing. It's like, what is that thing called when you're like... It's when people are being like a little too loud.

Like old money people will say it about like new, but you're being gauche. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a little ghost. Yeah, yeah. It's a little gauche. Like the whites to like say white power, we're just like, ugh, God, please. Oh, yeah. Stop saying it's so loud.

Don't time. Guys, guys. Oh, that's, yeah. Okay. Doesn't it feel like when, don't you think those whites are saying it out of like pure insecurity? Don't you like, I don't know.

It just seems like y'all down bad right now. Like whites ain't looking good right now. No, no, no. There's a lot of infighting. You got dumb asses like Jake Paul he wants to do blackface. Like he wants to come on our team now and shit like that. So it's like, yeah, y' down bad. That's permanent?

I think so. I'm pretty sure. He's been, you know, spending time. Puerto Rico and shit like that. He wants to be Puerto Rican. Shit. They got white Puerto Ricans. No. No, you get a couple. Those are my favorite. You got white porters? They got redhead dude that speak perfect Spanish.

But they're not well. Canella? Yeah, literally. Mexican. Yeah. Type shit. They're not. It makes me laugh. You don't consider them white. Because of the ethnicity, there's probably mixed heritage. Correct. That's fair. That's an interesting thing about Latinos where it's like, it's not the hue of the

skin necessarily that makes you white or black to Americans, but with in Latin culture. they might identify as white. And they'd be right to if their family's from fucking Germany would ever fleeing like whatever they fled in the 1940s to Argentina. Probably nothing bad at all.

No reason why you would move to Argentina in 1942. Better weather. But a lot of cultures do that. It was the weather, dude. Who controls that? Okay, all right. I heard Asians call themselves white. Bro, who was telling us that?

Chris Moreau. Hmm. Yeah, like, what was he? saying? What was he saying? I forgot in what context, but I learned that. I can see it. But you're not the only whites. I can see it. And actually, you're the worst whites.

They're better whites than y'all. They're white. Wait, wait, wait. Explain that one to me. Better at what? Like, they're doing better in the economy. Yeah. They're more like they got more numbers than you. Yeah. So they fucking more. Hold on. Are there more?

So the thing about whites, like, white, white, there's not really like a white. Like we've kind of just started including a lot of people in whiteness. Because you're down bad, so you fucking recruit. I wonder if it's down bad. I wonder if it's just like a whole thing we just all made up in the first place. Right? I wonder if they even talked about that.

Like if people in Spain and people from Britain were like, hey, we're both white. Should we be together? I don't even know if that conversation was happening. No. Now you're doing the races of social construct. You're like this guy. No, let me fucking live out, dude. let me live out. No, no, I wonder if they

didn't, like, this whole time, they're like, no, we're better because we're noble. And then Americans were like, oh, no, dude, you don't even have to be noble. You just got to have, like, a skin color. Like, why are you trying so hard? You're like, that's all we need. But they fought it for a while, because, like, the Irish and Italians,

they wasn't. This is what I'm trying to say. It's like, and then you're like, yo, you know, now everybody's down. Now, here's the question. And this brings us to the looking alike conversation. Black people get this a lot. Asians get this a lot. That they look more similar. And then I hear reflexively oftentimes black people will be like, oh, all white people look alike.

Yeah. I think you could say versions of white people look alike. You could be like all blonde white people look like, all brown-haired white people look like. But like, in terms of a race of people, white people are the most diverse race where the only race that is different eye color, different hair color, different hair texture, different skin texture, different facial features, different ethnicities. There's a stupid take.

White people are the most diverse race of people. It's just a fact. I'm sorry. Look at black people. We had the same guy changed his race in his lifetime. Michael Jackson. Until you have a Michael Jackson,

right now you have racial dozozo. And she's not cutting it. You're making a good point. Come on. And I will give you credit for it. You guys have no perspective. You guys have a lot of range. You guys have range.

That bit of Ligo shit is a fucking, it's an anomaly. Whites did not see coming. Albino. Come on. We got purple black and albinos. We got albinos too, though. Yeah, but it's just like a half a shade different. What?

How lucky. How lucky. No, but have you talking about diverse. How lucky. If you're talking about like a weird medical. I know. I'm winning. A rare medical.

What I'm talking about is without medical conditions just purely, what I would say is African diaspora. Not even just the diaphragm, but African in general. Like you go from Sudanese to West African, East African, and if you're including like the more like Arabic features that like the North Africans have. Yes. A lot of diversity there. Nobody would go like, oh, a Sudanese person looks just like a Moroccan person, I don't think. Right. And now for sake of this argument, I'm including South Africans.

Gang. Gang. But now we're not talking about race. He was black. He was black. He was black. He was black. He was back.

Hold on. Now, let me make this argument. Maybe you can say that black people have the most diversity. If you're including Ethiopian, Somali. What is that, the horn? Then you include the Sudanese. You include McReb, like North Africa. Then you include West Africa,

Cameroon. But you're describing Africa now. Well, hold on, hold on. But then if you're including the Caribbean, now you have a mixture of like native tribe, you also have a mixture of black and you have mixture of European, Spanish, Portuguese. Whoa.

Now we're talking about a lot of diversity over there. This is interesting. But your point is that it's crazy that there's an Italian guy from Sicily and an Irish guy and we're like, yeah, and they're both white. But I think you could probably make the same point for A Sudanese guy.

And Blake Griffin. And Blake Griffin. Ow. I need that. Guys, I listen, I hate to live out on you guys right now, but it might just be a construct, dude. So should be...

I hate to fucking live out on you right now. As we do this podcast, a few hours before the end of the world. I know, right? But before the world is over, it is cool that we came to the conclusion that we're really all the same. We all the same. We just solved it. We're all combined.

We're all unified. All unified. Pass the football, press the button. So, the nuclear football. So are you guys mad at Drewski? I'm too dumb to know of these references. What is that even from? The nuclear football?

They just call the bag the nuclear football. No way. Yeah, from back in the day. You never heard that? Explain this. Explain this. No, this is fun. They would say, like, oh, the president currently has the nuclear football.

During, like, a suitcase that carries around with the codes? Yeah. A suitcase with a code and a key and another guy had to have one. And this person would have. follows him everywhere he goes. Yeah. I don't know why they call it that, though. Yeah, I don't know why they call it that.

But this person follows him wherever he goes. Wherever the president is, this person's not far behind. And even when he's just like giving conversations or only when we're in like real time of that amount of 100% sure. They call it. It's a nickname after an early classified nuclear war plan called drop kick because a football was required to do a drop kick. So the name for the briefcase holding the launch options stuck gaining popularity in the 60s. The official name is the presidential emergency satchel. And can you ask if it goes with the president everywhere he goes even when we're not involved in a crazy conflict?

I mean, it must, right? Because, like, God forbid, some other country sends a nuke over here. We got to hack quick. Yeah. Let me ask you guys this question. You're the president of the United States. You hear that a nuclear bomb is being sent over, or like tons of nuclear bombs are being sent over, and we don't have some sort of mechanism to stop it. Right? Let's assume we don't. We don't have

Patriot missiles or whatever that can like shoot it out of the sky. I don't know what the technology is. But let's say they're all coming and it's assured death and destruction. I just saw like a decent movie about this. I just can't remember the name of the movie. But keep going. Sorry. This exactly. Yeah. And okay, my question to you is, you could hit the button that does the same thing to them. Do you end humanity in that moment? Or is there a part of you that goes, I wish it didn't get here.

but it's not going to make it better if humans no longer exist. Like, yeah, you want to get your get back and they all took you out, but the end is there's no more humans. Do you hit the button or do you let humanity continue? And do you hope that eventually human beings can elect leaders that, you know, will care more about our existence and the proliferation of humanity? This isn't the American who-rah answer, but I don't strike back.

Because Japan, look at them now. Like, they didn't hit us back, and now we're cool. Yeah. Granted, they didn't have a nuke. They didn't have a nuke, but yes. But I'm sure. Do they have one now? They still have?

Japan's like the biggest preferment of denuclearization. Like, anytime anyone does a nuclear test, Japan sends them a letter like, yo, chill, bro. So they're all over. As they should. Yeah. But then they should have, like, the most. I would tell everybody like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold up. Wait for me, wait for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, you know, so, okay, so you don't end. Yeah. The reason is not that you don't want to defend your people, obviously. The reason is that this ends all people.

Yeah. So what is the advantage? Okay, Mark. It's a tough one, because it feels like you're being a bitch, not defending your country. You don't feel like that. But you end humanity if you also do it. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, for the sake of humanity, you probably shouldn't.

But, like, I even hate that I'm putting this question on you guys, because it's like it yeah for the sake of of community probably shouldn't have a nuke at all like no one should have a nuke agree

but this is the hypothetical yeah I know but I'm like probably not for the sake of humanity and is this where like you know you're not a very religious guy

but like is this where having some belief system is advantageous for being in positions of power where you know wait wait

I don't say no because I don't think it makes a difference because you see people and like Hegseth right now using religion biblical

yeah so it's like I don't think that's right because you could also use that for whatever it's all which is what humans have done throughout history it's all about your own moral yeah I guess yeah you're right

also if you're religiously predisposed to pacifism like a Quaker or some shit and then anybody can kind of do whatever they want to and now you're putting your people at a disademan that's the thing right Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it is a tricky question, right?

It's like you want to defend your people. It's your job to defend your people. But at the same time, you're ending human... I don't know if I could end humanity, dude. That should be wet, dude. That should be wet. I mean, maybe there's part of you that, you know, maybe some of us make it out. I mean, some probably would.

Fallout buys. Some probably would. You kind of live in a bunker type shit. Nuclear winner, you post up. Eat some protein bars. How quick are you coming out that bunker? What you mean? Like, let's say,

We made it into the bunker, nuclear holocaust. We talked to other people in the bunkers, and they're like, yo, you got to stay down. It's radioactive waste up there. You can't go out there. You're going to be murked immediately if you're out there. How long you really believe you could be, like. Oh, no.

I'm going to hold my breath, but I'm going to go out. I'm going to put my head up, right? I start eating humans before I go out. Or I'll send a few motherfuckers out first. No, there's going to be fires. and shit everywhere. If you're not in the blast zone, then there might not be a ton of nuclear radiation, but there's going to be fires. It can be nuclear winter. Can't grow any crops

and anything. So you might be able to walk around, but then it's chaos. There's no infrastructure. No government, so they're just bandits trying to steal all your shit. But isn't there a part of you that's like, I need to be outside, bro. I can't just look up through this fucking window. You need to go outside for 15 minutes. This is like New Yorkers. Like, New Yorkers are like, yeah, bro, we got to be outside.

That's white people shit. That's white people's shit. No, black people are going to be outside. No, we're not. Black people are going to be outside. Yeah, I play with fucking wild animals and shit like that. Y'all like that type of shit. There's a nuclear bomb just went off and you want to go outside and hold your breath. If we're being honest,

the majority of people playing with wild animals probably look more like you. No, they grew up with us. I'm just saying. In the world, in the world, stop it. The majority of people probably look more like you. Nope. I don't think so. And y'all never left because you're like, there's no wild animals over there. You know what I'm saying? You were like, you were like, you know,

What's wrong about? No wild animals? I'm not going over there. I don't think so. To be honest, I don't think we play with them. White people hated wild animals the most. That's why they went places where there's no wild animals.

And we domesticated the fuck out of us. We made them not wild. We unwildered them. No. Because y'all pay the most. Actually, you're going to go back to Africa to see these motherfucking wild animals in person. It's like camping.

It's just camping. It's like, you don't do it forever. Yeah. Yeah, but y'all are forcing the black people to be around a white animal just so you could see them from a little... We're not forcing anybody. No, you're forcing them. What should we do? Take them away from there if we tried that.

That was bad. That was bad, is what I'm saying. We got to keep them there. We got to keep them. Unless they want to leave, in which case, they can fly for immigration. But regardless, you got to keep them there. It's their place. It's their place.

It's technically their place. I'm good. And we could take the animals. Why don't we try that? Why don't we just take the animals over? Dude, that would have been a way better idea. The rhinos? You'd be like, give me the rhinos.

Nye, I just like shooting them for fun. Okay. There is a... What is that? I don't know. The big game shit? Yeah, what is that? What's that?

Well, it was, it was a, like, it's no different than, like, the big game, I don't know. But it's probably, like, you kill enough deer. You're like, I need to kill some real shit. But, like, I think it does play into, like, prime allerges, right? camping or being out of the nature, hunting your own food. You must get some sort of like dopamine response.

No, hunting is fire. Hunting is cool. Fishing, getting a deer or some shit. But they went out there, find a lion that's running around a big old lion that's, oh, it's endangered. No, this is the important thing. It's like you desensitized to the deer. So now you need a lady lion. Hey! Hey!

I'm going. I'm going. A lady lion. But eventually you get tired of the fucking deer, the boars. and all that shit, you're going to want to step it up. You want a lady bull? Yo, hunting boar is whack. A lady boar.

Keep your boy roguing out of Africa. Lady boar. Lady boar. Keep rogan out of Africa. Why? He's going to hunt it? No, I'm just saying that's going to be his next step. Now he doesn't even use guns. He just fucking bows and arrow.

Eventually he's going to get bored with that shit. I respect the bow and arrow. That's way more impressive than a gun. That's way more impressive. It's more impressive. But once he gets bored with that, then what? Then you just go down. You can make the devil.

Delta bigger here. Hunted elk. Hunt an elk with a Swiss arm. Ooh, that's. Fork. Cork screw. Is anybody who does that now? What's that?

Is there any, like, person online that hunts animals with, like, a knife. The fork is stupid. The fork is crazy. Like, no, there's got to be... Yeah. I mean, you see people do it with... Like, that shit would be five.

You see people do it with the fish. They'll, like, spear. You ever see that? They'll basically take, like, a spear and they'll throw up. fish is kind of easy. But an animal that can kind of fight back, that's some balzy shit. White people. Do that.

People bore hook with knives. I've seen that. I don't, the boar thing doesn't impress me at all. No, they're scary. They're scary. They're scary, but like, to me, it's just like, what are we doing this, bro? They're built like play? No, they're more sturdy, son. You didn't deserve that. You didn't

deserve that. You said they're billing me? That's fire. They're strong as shit. Okay, yeah, let's go. Turn it as a compliment. I appreciate. This is how you want a bore. So, so hold on. Rewan a little. Oh, oh, loud, no, this makes me sad. Man, they just murked them. Hold on. Rewind a little bit, though.

It's kind of crazy that they catch them and they make them do a wheelbarrow. So you get the dog on them, the dog. And if the dog got them first, that don't count. Like, they do like a wife carry. You seen that competition? Damn, that's how you carry your wife, bro. You haven't seen the wife carry competitions? I saw that the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

They were doing that. You know, we shoot. We try. We try. Wait, why? Oh, too political? Too political? Wait, why?

That seems like something you do. There's something that. I missed it. This shit right here. That's why they're carrying that hog. You never seen these? Damn, the back of their neck just smelled like fish. They do an obstacle, of course, with their girl hanging over them shoulders.

Oh, nah, he's cheating. Why he's doing the... Well, it's actually harder. It's any way that you can get your wife across the line. This is the easier way. Oh. Splashing them a shit. Nah.

this is crazy. You know, you see white people should. Like, why? This is not a black in sight. This right here. This right here. Let me tell you something. That's white power. That is white power. Well, keep the power.

Because that shit is lame as fuck. Once you guys get it, you're going to start doing shit just like this. When you don't have to think about getting power, you can think of these crazy games. Like, what if I just held my wife upside down and we ran around? This is, it's pure. boredom from just being in power for centuries. Thousands of years.

Yeah. Also, there's a fair amount. You could fall on purpose if your wife's been annoyed. You could bounce her up and down. You know, you make her head. Wow, that was dark. You're an evil, evil guy. That was dark, man. You're an evil. Wives are awesome, well.

You don't even got a girl yet. That's crazy. You're right. You're an evil guy, Miles. The fact that you could even fake that, your wife who trusts you. I don't have a wife, so. Yeah.

That's a good point. Saudi Arabia with that shit. Damn, damn. It's so political. Oh, shit, there's a... Yeah, this black guy. There's what, Al? That's an Obama.

What do you mean? He's close to... Yeah, yeah, I might complain. Yeah, look, they got one. See, like, what? So, Al just admitted that Obama is close to white. You know, I'll let that go. Yeah, he is.

I think he's closer to white than he has the black. And why do you think that? Why do you think that? I think he has more white in him. I mean, he was raised by his mother. Yeah. You know, he's raised white. In Hawaii?

Howley or whatever. He might be a holly or whatever. You might be a holly, brother. Nah, let me not. I take that back. I still like, oh. Wait, would you not like him if he was white? Y'all have your days.

You have white fatigue. What is this white animosity that we're feeling for me today? I love white people. While you wear a Harley Davidson shirt. It's God's Speed. Oh, yeah, it's God's been. It's God's been. God's been.

Nah, I love the whites. It's just, we having fun. We haven't fun. We can't have fun. Yo, did you know that not to make things very political? Yeah.

But did you know that Kanye, I don't even think, is going to be allowed to go to the UK? Yeah, I think you got banned officially today. Yeah. He was supposed to headline wireless for three nights. And now they canceled the wireless. Cancell the whole festival.

Crazy. Yeah. Because a lot of the sponsors were pulling out because Ye was going to perform. Now Ye's pulling out, so now they lost their sponsors. I don't think Yee pulled out. I think the country, the sponsors pulled out. And then the government blocked also.

Yeah. Without the sponsors, they were still going to do it. But the sponsor said the anti-Semitism, they couldn't co-sign. One of the sponsors was PayPal. Keep going. Keep going. That's a fact. That's just a data point. But just keep.

Keep going. Why would you bring that sponsor up specifically? Because it's one of the sponsors that pulled out. What are you implying? I don't know. I'm just trying to ask what your brain is doing. Being kind of pussy right now. I'm just saying that's one of the sponsors. It was PayPal. And PayPal said we're not going to condone this. And what else is PayPal doing? Why do you stop you a pussy? I'm just, I don't know what you guys are wanting me to say right now. I'm just putting that out there. Why did you point out PayPal and not any of the other sponsors? Yeah, because Diageo? I'd never heard that one. What is Diageo? It's a beverage leader. And PayPal. See? You didn't bring that one up?

I didn't know Pepsi. I didn't know these ones. I just heard about PayPal. So I want to have. But yeah. The wireless is canceled. But you saw the concert in SoFi, right? That should look fire angle.

She looked fire. That should look fire. I wouldn't have gone. But it looked fire. It looked fire. Being there must have been crazy. Right. Which you wouldn't have supported him? I wouldn't have gone.

You can't support anti-Semites. You can't. But if you were there, that should be crazy. Can't support a guy who sold a swastika shirt. Yeah, that's crazy. I don't even think Hitler sold them. Yeah. And he said race.

He was like handing them out. He said, like, profiting off of them. Yeah. And he said slavery was a choice. Can't support a guy like that. Well, it wasn't a choice. Whoa. Well, white people chose.

Yeah. White people's choice. Which is bad. I agree. Maybe that's what he meant. We shouldn't have chosen that. All this time, we took about a context. We shouldn't have chosen to do that.

He shouldn't have chosen to do that. Yeah, he just needed to clarify it. It was a choice by some really bad people. Bad people. Some bad actors. Yeah. Yo, he could turn that around right now. He might be able to turn that around. He could walk back that one.

He could walk back that one. Fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. Like, whoa. If you saw that in person, it's fucking fire. If you did. But you wouldn't, obviously, because.

No, but it was crazy because they were live streaming it in black and white and I don't get it because like you want to colors pictures of the color one yeah you saw pictures yeah how good were the pictures it's great well PayPal didn't support it yeah yeah they weren't one of the sponsors why weren't they one of the sponsors yeah of this why you're a sponsor for a private concert when you sell tickets that makes no fucking sense dumb ass it I mean they sell tickets uh uh um the fuck what's the festival

if you got a snap to get your brain to work I know it's still like it's a shitty TV come on motherfucker come on starts fucking festival

shit UK something damn bro damn that shit looked good that shit looked good trying to get your godspeed to start

it's not starting it did look good did you guys did you guys watch the whole thing I didn't. I just saw clips. I saw clips pop up without me even looking into it online. I didn't even click on the clips. They just came up in my feet.

This was in L.A. Which is crazy. He sold out two Sofi stadiums, 80,000 people. Yeah. I think this is the best stage, probably all time. Nah, Taylor Swift. No, come on. Taylor Swift was crazy.

Bro. Like, look at this. At the end of the day, he's just on a ball. Right? Like at the end of the day, it's nice when you just see the clips of it. But you don't think two hours later, you're like, I get it. You're on a ball. No.

But Taylor's on this whole time fascinating. That's cute. Taylor is swimming. Everyone's on different shapes. She's swimming at one point of time. Okay. She jumps into the water. You see her swimming.

Outfit change mid-swim pop out the other side. Look at this swim. Oh, she's swimming. And she's swimming. Kanye ain't got this. I didn't know this happened. This is actually kind of cool. Yeah, this is sick.

It's kind of cool. I'll give it to him. She's going to pop. Not the other side. Different outfit. That's fire. Yeah, that's kind of... And that's just one little piece.

And you see why Connie tried to suppress her success. Of course he did. He knew. Yeah. He knew. He saw an unstoppable force. And then he's kind of biting Taylor because I think they use the same technology. Hey.

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anoxidol and fanasteride now before we get back to the show i do need to tell what we're talking about hams and being ham my calci streak has continued i just want to let you know i am so far undefeated on calci i try to you know share my picks with the people but what's the what's the streak i have not lost yet at trading on Calchry. I just picked Michigan. I won again. Wait, so what are your, what are your picks so far? You did Michigan? What else?

Bad Bunny. You voted on Bad Money? No, I picked the first song in the fucking Super Bowl halftime show. It's pretty God. Which song was it? Tite me peruntow. Boy. Tite me peruntow. And then what was it? What other one? I don't know. I forgot it already.

Two for two. Two for three. Three for three. What was the other ones? What was it? Oscars. Oh, the Oscars. pick Michael B Jordan. Damn. Wow.

My point is... Race trader. I did. I care about greatness, that's one thing about me. I care about greatness. I appreciate it. But no, I'm just telling you. And a lot of people have asked me, like, how do I know?

You just pick the winner. It's not that difficult. Like, there's multiple choices. You pick the winning one, and then you win. Yeah, yeah. I don't know why that's difficult for some people. Like, there are people that lose for some reason. Well, I guess, like, with this, for example,

who's going to win, like you're Con or Michigan. Well, it's already happened. So you do know who won. Are you? Yes, he is. I didn't know before, is what I'm saying. Yes, he is. How do you know who's going to win before it happens? You're making it seem very simple. I mean, I guess you could like check the line and be like, oh, most people think Michigan's going to win. No.

You just pick the winner. You pick the winner of it. There's one, listen to how things work. There's a winner and a loser. Right? You pick the winner and then you win. Simple. So what I do is I pick the winner. I can't believe it's even a real thing. I can't believe it's even exist. So what I do is that I'll look at the trades and I'll be like, oh, that's the winner.

And then I pick that one. And so far, I haven't lost because I'm just picking the winning trade. Okay. You get it now. I think I'm getting. Do you understand it? Yeah, yeah. Like, for example, this one, Michigan has 100% chance to win.

Well, yeah. Yeah, they won already. But I picked Michigan even before they won. because that was the winner. Same reason why I picked the Tima Broom-Bow. I picked that one because I was like, oh, that's the winning. So that's the first song.

That's the one that's going to win. So I just pick the winners, and then I tell people. That's the time that I bet on Izzy when he was fighting Pereira in the one with the bow and arrow. This is the first time I've ever made a prediction. Yeah. That I said he was going to win by knockout. And win by decision.

So you just hedged your bet. So you made two different trades, you're saying? I don't know exactly what I did. One and it canceled out. And so he just broke even. I gave them money. I gave them like, I think, $10 or something like that. I won the knockout one.

Yeah, yeah. But then I lost on the decision one. And then I gave them money. So you see what you did wrong there. Yeah, I picked the winner, but I also picked the wrong thing. Yeah. You've got to only pick the winner. Right.

Yeah, if you just pick the winner, then you'll win. But I picked the winner twice. I guess if you go twice and it doesn't count. No, you didn't pick the winner because he didn't win by decision. He won by knockout. So you pick the lose. Yeah, you also pick the loser. Oh, shit.

Don't do that. So only pick one. Or never pick the winner. Why is this that difficult? You're usually smarter. This is why this exists because there's people like Mark out there that will pick the losing one. Like, there are people I'm sure to pick Yukon. That was the losing one.

Guys, at home, please pick you. The winner. This is very sense. And only the winner. Yeah. I mean, listen, you can bring up anything and I'll tell you what the winner will be because I'll just go, oh, that's the winner

and then I'll pick it. Iran. I don't do politics, guys. No puniting. No politic. All right, what about Tesla diversing Q1 of 2026? What is it?

What are the options? Well, obviously, it's 34, 34,000. Wait, is that? 3040,000. $30,40 million? I'm 40,000. 30,000 or 35.

How many cars do you think they're going to deliver? 350,000. I can't read numbers. I need to research this a little bit more. I don't want to mess up my streak on this right now, but if I research it a little bit more, I'll just tell you which one is the winner. Is Bitcoin going to hit a...

When will Bitcoin cross 100K again? In the future. Good winner. Is there a market for it in the future? Yeah, if that's the winner. If that in the future, it probably... Can you predict that? Is that an option? Before October.

This October? Yeah. Was it out right now? 21%. No, no. How much is Bitcoin right now? I think it's like 68, something like 69. Nah.

Nope. All right. Guys, that's the winner. That's the winner. We get to check back in October. That'll be funny. Yeah, we'll check back. Shell said it.

Anyway, can we get back to the show, please? Yeah. There's a story on the internet that has consumed Americans, maybe even Canadians. Wait a minute. Where are you going with this? I'm just saying. Uh-oh. It is a pretty big story.

I know nothing about it. Al kind of knows a little bit about it. I know nothing about it. Luckily, we have an expert at the office. Oh, okay. That can break this story down. Oh, yes. The story revolves around a reality show called Summer House.

Best show on television right now? Al claims is the best show on television. It is a reality show that takes place in the Hamptons. think some like people in their, I don't know, 20s, 30s, they go there and they live the summer in the Hamptons and then shenanigans ensue. I never seen an episode, but our good friend Alex. There's some real drama about it. And then our good friend White Alex is going to come on to the pod and she is going to break down

this unbelievable saga. Give it up for White Alex, everybody. Alex and the Bill. Let's go Michigan. My mic is not on. You got to turn that on. Oh, we got to get your mic on. I don't know how to do it.

Oh. And she's with us. Arts, do you have her? Yep. She's back. We got White Alex. White Alex. Guys, you could not have set this up worse.

Why? Hour and a half of race talk? What am I coming into? Why? Is there like a racial dynamic in this drama? Yes, actually. Wait, really? No way.

Yes. Okay. So we're perfectly situated. ways to talk about it. Also, go blue, go blue, go blue, say it back. Go blue, we said it. Go blue. Michigan. Wait, we talk about blue square or what blue are we talking? She says the same Michigan. She said Michigan and blue square is actually the same. Oh, okay. I'm actually kind of true. That is true. All the Jews from New York that don't get into Ivy League schools end up going to Michigan. That's true. It's pointed, but I'm in both diaspora. Are you going to sit down or are you going to

stand up? What do you want? I have this down. Okay. So that you wear, you're framed up in the camera, But then I also would like you to reference this whenever you want. Okay, and I also have these for you guys. You can really understand. Someone said this is the Epstein Files for Women. It really is. Because it keeps going. Can you give us a quick backdrop of what this show is?

Yes. Teach these idiots. You called into A.m. mornings. I'm so I have too much knowledge, so I have to, you know, step out of this. We had a warm up. Teach these idiots. Okay. I have my pointer.

Basically, you don't know anything about the show at all. I, if I'm being honest with you, and I think I told you this yesterday, I thought Summerhouse was the show that Barstool did with the chicken leg girl and then the other people. No. That's a girl with a chicken leg that works at Bart. No, she's like a Barstool chicken fry. She will come up in this story as well. She's involved in this?

No, no, she's just involved in the drama with Portnoy. But that's like chapter 15. You got to start at number one. Start us in the beginning. What is the show? Okay. You're familiar with Bravo. Of course.

You have wives. Andy Cohen. The goat. Andy Cohen. Every housewife show? Traders. Yes. Traders. Sierra was actually on Traders.

Used to be the Kardashians. No. Kardashians was E. All right. But he was involved in E, wasn't he? Andy Cohen? Maybe like early, early. But Bravo NBC has been like a...

Its own thing. It's own thing. Now on Peacock. Just a walking advertisement. Promoting. Okay. So it's a show where these people live in New York, technically have jobs like Monday through Thursday, but now it's kind of become like more influencers.

Like, it's not true, like, working people, I would say. They have a Shorehouse and the Hamptons. They drive out there on Fridays. They party all weekend. They drive back on Sunday. They have like planned parties. They go out to the bars out there. You guys know about the bars out there.

I know less about that. Basically, they just go. And they started 10 years ago. It's kind of closest to like real world or whatever Theo was on. Road rules. But real world would probably be this because this is the house. Before my time. Yes.

I'm child. This is my real world. Yes. Okay. So, Kyle. Can I ask one question? These are not married couples and they're not even couples in many cases. No, they're married. Come on.

But the show and its ethos. Yeah, no, it's just a friend group. It started with this couple, Kyle, no, Kyle and Amanda, Carl and Lindsay. Carl and Lindsay had a big breakup of their engagement like three years ago. Okay. But now they're friends. Got it. And is there a point to the show? Do you win? Yeah. No, no. There's no game. There's no like

love goal. Like you're not like going to find a person. Just people living. Drama, fighting. They throw fun parties where they dress up. Hookups, maybe. Hookups, that's the bread and butter. It's the hookups.

Is the like single people in the city, 30-year-old media? How popular is this show compared to like real housewives of Orange County or Salt Lake City or Beverly? Salt Lake is very powerful. The last couple years. I'd say Salt Lake's like the king. But Summerhouse is unique

and my favorite because it's the only one where you have girls' girl behavior. Like housewives, it's mostly just like ladies screwing each other over. This is like 30-year-olds, like being real people, kind of. Oh, so they're not leaning into the archetypes as much. No, housewives is usually like pretty like throwing wine at each other. Yeah, we're here to cause drama. Yes.

And we're getting emotionally unstable people that don't really do a lot of self-reflection. These are like therapists for somethings who are influencers. Like that's interesting to me. Because they're also looking at their career in terms of like, I don't want to be known as a crash out. Yes, exactly. you might remember Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Burner came from... We know Hannah as a comedian and then pages her podcast co-hosts.

Yes. Giggly Squad. They were on the show. They were on the show. They started Giggly Squad together. That's how they got their followings. And Giggly Squad, Bravo is like, you can't talk about Bravo. Like, just make another podcast. Meanwhile, best decision for them ever in the world.

Because now they're not so sick. And Paige is laughing all the way to the bag. I did not know about them in terms of that show. I only knew about them as comedians in this podcast. They're good at B. Yeah. And they're also funny and charming and amazing. like pages. Yeah, they're all.

So they come from Summerhouse. So it's a launching pad for careers. Okay. We're going to talk about you getting me on Summerhouse after this. Okay, got to. Okay, we got this, okay. What's the drama? The drama.

Okay. Kyle is an OG. He's been there for 10 years. Damn. She, Amanda, comes on season one as like a girl that's sleeping with Kyle. By season two, she joins the show as a cast member as Kyle's girlfriend. They've been together since then. They get married in 2021.

So this, I actually have some markers. This is... I love it. A married couple. Yeah. Got it. Okay. Okay.

So their marriage, like, they shouldn't have got married. Like, he was cheating before they get engaged. He stays out really late. She likes to stay in and smoke weed. That's, like, her vibe. Also, Paige, they were, like, the bedbugs. They don't like to go out. But Kyle is, like, staying out with fans.

like comes home at 630 a.m. Like, that's kind of his vibe. He's a DJ. That's... Oh, he's a DJ? Yeah. He wasn't always. He'd just become a DJ in the last couple months

because he's in like strife financially with his failing alcohol, Seltzer Company. What's the Seltzer Company? It's called Lover Boy. He's actually using this all to like promote it. Fire. So, okay, they were married.

What we're seen on this season that they filmed in summer 2025. So, like, we know things have happened. since then, but we're still watching, like, what's going on, and now we're, like, early August. Their marriage falling apart. He's getting so drunk. He's yelling at her.

He's saying, fuck you at parties. He's being, like, why are you skinny dipping with everyone? Meanwhile, they've all been... She's skinny dipping with other guys? They've all been in this friend group forever, and they do skinny dip at the end of every season. Kind of crazy. Fourth of July this year, she just jumped in the pool

in her bra and underwear, and he's, like, tweaking about it. With other guys? Yes, but everyone's clothes. She's just in a bra and underwear. It's not even skinny dipping. Is it a Braskey through? It's not the most conservative. With all due respect.

He looks embarrassing. Yeah. Like policing what she can do. Meanwhile, he's just really tight that they are like bitter and hate each other. And it's like, you know when your girlfriend like hates you and you know it's like time to. We're not right. We don't know anything about this. Yeah.

There's no hate at all coming towards. But the couple that met on the reality show is not, doesn't have a stable marriage. Well, they kind of met outside of the reality show. But yes, she's very insecure. You can tell she's never really been with anyone else. Oh. And her friend Sierra is hyping her up to leave Kyle. That's what we're watching.

Sierra. So let's go back to Sierra and West and how we meet them. Okay. Sierra joins the show in like 2020. And just since then has been girls' girl. Like she enters the show because she's hooking up with this guy. She gets to the house. Hannah Berners like freaking out.

She used to hook up with this guy. She doesn't like that he's bringing a new girl, Sierra. Meanwhile, honestly, Hannah was kind of in the wrong. Like, Hannah was being crazy. It was totally fine. But Sierra is just like, I'm going to ride for my girls. If a girl is uncomfortable, I'll find another guy. That's sort of her ethos in the house.

She's also, I don't know if you can tell, fucking stunning. Smoke show. Yeah, I liked her on Traders. Very beautiful. She's funny on Traders. Yeah, she was very good. I'll kill all you traitors. Yeah.

She said that. Anyway, Sierra is a girl's girl. And this summer, she's hyping up Amanda to leave Kyle. And she also fucking hates Kyle. They're like best friends. They've known each other for how long? Six years? Yeah, six years.

Yeah, a long time. So she's on camera telling another, she's on camera interfering with another person's marriage. Not necessarily interfering. It's like, interfering. You're in a friend group and one of your boys is like getting drunk and yelling at his wife

in front of everyone. Yeah, not good. It's not great. Yeah. And Sierra's kind of like, you don't need to be with him. Have you ever tried being single? It's awesome. Like, that's kind of where she's at.

She's recommending separation right now where we are in the season. So is West. Any recommendation of therapy or anything like that to work through their troubles? Didn't they take a vow before God? They did take a vow before God to death to us parts. It feels like we're past that. Because single friends, oftentimes they're bitter of your, you know, loving relationships you're in.

This is not a loving relationship. Also, Amanda's like talking, like, in her confessionals right now being like, fuck, I didn't sign a pre-up. Like, that's where we're at with it. Because he's talking about. his like financial troubles. He's like 500 grand in deep. Oh, so she's going to take that debt on. Yeah, she's kind of like, why am I with this loser? Yeah, we didn't, we didn't, you don't think about that. That's what they didn't think about. Wait, so, oh, this is a very important point.

He gets a personal business loan without asking her to float like three more months of payroll of his dumb alcoholic shelter company. Loverboy. People want to buy that. So if your, if your girlfriend your wife has like medical debt from like nursing school. Uh-huh. Sounds like you're probably. No, that's not me. Well, were you guys married prior to her going to nursing school? Yes. No.

Yes, you were. No, midwifery school. We were married after? That's sick. What do you think of? She's not interferes. She's being a friend. She's being a good, besty friend. Meanwhile, let's go back to Sierra. She joins the show, and she's like, I'm smart, beautiful, amazing. Yes, I'm single. I like to date, but I'm also, like, dating intentionally. I want a man to kind of, like, be a man. She's like, I want a better marriage than my parents had. I don't have a good relationship with my father. Sounds like a great self-actualized human being. Absolutely. I can root for her. Yeah. Absolutely. She gets a lot of shit because she only hooks up with white guys. not exactly that'll come back later

I think that Al's probably more sensitive to the criticism like that that might be a little bit more glaring for him I tried to bring that up on 8 mornings and it was quite difficult really yeah have you gotten shit in the past for only hooking up with the white one

I don't know have I I would never I think love is love oh okay I don't believe her in that I'm glad that you finally acknowledge that your wife is white no she's not that's a thing taking us 10 years to get there

but I'm really glad that you've done This is growth. Miss racing. This is good. Snap it out. Snap it out. Okay. She's Latin.

So Sierra, she comes into the house. Just let me ask one question. So is Sierra getting criticized for only hooking up with white guys while she lives in the Hamptons? Yes. Got it. Yeah.

It's not the only hooking up with white guys. It's the like getting played by white guys. But that'll come later. Basically, West is like, he shows up, couple seasons later. Yeah. The name is Wes or West?

West. West. With a tea or? Short for, I think, Westling, which sounds like you're saying Westling. Like wrestling. Is there a tea? West. Kanye West.

The direction. Yes. The direction and the anti-Semitic performer. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. So he joins the show. And he's obviously like, this is the bombshell of the villa.

I'm going to get close to her. They're like friends, friends, friends. He wears her down. What does it mean? wears her down. That feels loaded. You know when he tries to, you know, the gay baiting type of situation? Did he LARP is gay to get into her good graces?

He's just kind of gay. Like, that's kind of his vibe. Like, he is like a swagged out white boy who writes for complex. You know what I mean? He's, like, kind of, like, fruity with it, I think. I think that's how he's kind of pulling all this off. Interesting. That works.

I feel like that's the new thing. I've been asking the gays about this. What are the gay saying? I'm just like, yo, you guys, you guys fucking. fought for this, dude. You guys lost lives for this. And then now that it's cool, you're seeing all these straight guys, LARP is gay

to be like an ally. My culture is not your costume. My culture is not your costume. It is an interesting thing that's happening, and I think that they're being very accepting of it. I think you're totally right, and it's only underlined by Heeded R's popularity among straight women. Heated R, meaning heated rivalry. Different

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hard R. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Heated R. Sorry. Sorry, that's a Freudian slip. Okay, go on. So he kind of wears her down and he's like, I like you, I like you. And then he just clowns her.

He's like, I can't be exclusive with you. He takes her to... After hooking up? After hooking up and after taking her to meet his family. Oh! Yeah, like he just kind of wants whatever he can't have. And also something interesting, he's joining the show after all this. The show airs, he gets a ton of followers.

He gets a ton of bad bitches hitting him up. That's a big thing about the show. is that the dudes just like, love going to fucking, you know, what's that bar in Montau? Oh, uh, side talk. Not side talk. Down in Amaganzet?

Or in Montauk? In Montauk. Like the facie, facey one. Surf lodge. Surf lodge. They're at Surf lodge. And they love it. He's like, wait, why did I like pick Sierra too soon?

That's kind of the vibe. Oh. Like, I have, the world is my oyster now I'm famous. She's beautiful, but now I got all these other beautiful girls. Absolutely. And remember, she's like, kind of serious. She's serious. Yeah.

She's in her late 20. And she's like, I would love someone to love me and not be a clown. He's a clown. He makes a couple other mistakes. After his, like, first and second season, he's doing, like, a press tour. He just thinks, like, everyone wants to hear what I have to say. He does, like, a New York Times thing where he's like, I would never date Sierra. That's how you have to utilize this.

Yeah, absolutely. But you don't have to say, I would never date Sierra a recent text. He's a sports journalist. Got it. That's kind of how he met Portnoy, like, in the space. Like, there was talks of a barstool podcast. But he works traditionally for complex. Writing about sports,

don't know anything about that, said Michigan basketball. Go Blue. Anyway, they used to hook up. This season, what we're watching is their marriage breakup and West kind of feeling like, oh shit, I fucked up with Sierra, I should get close to her again.

Like, that's kind of, they're at afters. He's like sitting in her lap. He's getting really drunk and he's like, touching her arm and being like, yeah, I would kiss Sierra again. He's like kind of. So we're watching these two things. So she successfully destroys their marriage,

and then he wants to rekindle the flame with Sierra. Yes, I'm not going to let you say that. I haven't watched the show. I'm just going off of your explanation, so this is all on you. Absolutely. I'll turn this around. So that's what we're watching. And at the same time, West, another guy in the house, Jesse,

he's kind of like a B plot to all this. He asks West, hey, we've, Sierra and I have been flirting, like, could I? Could I crack? Could I, could I kiss her? And fucking Wes says no. Wes says no, fuck you for even asking me that. So he's cockboggling, but doesn't want to claim him. Yes. But what we're watching right now in like mid-August is like we're headed towards maybe them rekindling. They're in the house together? Can I just ask a real quick question? They're in the house together?

Yeah. Yeah, man, that might be weird even like someone getting after your old work in the house with you. You're going to love where this goes. Wait. Yeah. Sierra is also offended by Jesse asking that. She was like, why are you asking him if he can have sex with me? Why don't you just ask me on a date and then we'll handle West later? But doesn't she believe in Girl Code and like, didn't she not hook up with Hannah's guy because of that same exact reason?

Yeah, absolutely. She does not hook up with Jesse. She's like, you're fucking stupid for asking this. I'm hot and beautiful and charming and a fun vibe. Everyone knows that. It's your fault for like falling for me a little bit, which I kind of respect. Okay. Like she's like, just because we vibe doesn't mean.

I'm like going to have sex with you. But he didn't expect that. He was just asking. Yeah, but Jesse's also like kind of a slut. Like, by, West tells him no one week and the next week. He's like making out with a girl while she's like peeing. And it's like, oh my God, you're gross. Anyway.

That's fire. Yeah, that could be kind of cool. That's fire. She's peeing? You just like see it off camera. Like she's in the bathroom. He's like, while you're peeing. And then we're looking at their empty room, but we hear them in the bathroom.

Oh, wow. It's crazy. Never tried that one. The show is good. Anyway, now. What we've heard like a couple weeks ago, rumors, oh, also I should mention, they separate in January of 2026. So we know what we're watching is two people heading towards divorce, which has been dark. And Amanda's been like America's sweetheart.

What's happening here is not on the television show. This is just happening online. No, this is everything I've described is happening on a television show. We're about to get into what's happening online. So the season ends and like they're still married and we don't know what's going on. They're still married, but like still hate each other. We know they're going to separate in January. But like cameras are off.

They're just people now. So the season we're about to watch. Currently watching. Oh, the scene that's currently on. Yeah. Six months old. Episodes airing now. From the past summer.

From the past summer, yes. Ah, so it's almost Kardashian-esque where like something happens in the real world and then we got to watch through. And that's Andy Cohen's genius is like, it's the power's in the edit. Yes. And so they're watching this real time and they're all going to go to a reunion in a while. Oh. Like that's the thing to watch. That's bigger than the fucking.

Okay. What's happened off TV? So they separate and then a couple weeks ago. Do they have kids? No. Thank God. Thank fucking God. They were together 10 years, no kids?

10 years, no kid married since 2021. But like, he's not ready to be a dad. Like, no way. He's like, you smoke too much weed. And she's like, you stay out with teeny bopper fans. Like, it's like cringe. Okay. I don't think Kyle's a good guy, if you can tell.

Basically, now rumors surface that these two are kissing. I mean, she's got to feel so insecure, right? She's coming off of a 10-year relationship, the destruction of her marriage. This season is like sticking up to Kyle. He's being like, don't yell at your wife in front of us, you fucking asshole. Like, Amanda's a great girl who we all respect. We like that. We like that.

We like men stepping in with abusive relationships and protecting women. So Wes is kind of a hero. But. West was trying to crack. And when he started to is unclear. Let me ask you this question. Was West trying to crack or was Amanda? man in a situation where she was like

anyone would be. Wow, you're putting out the woman. He's asking a question. No, she's in a situation where anyone would be where she's incredibly insecure after seeing like her foundation, her rock, her support system completely involved. She's incredibly insane. Her DJ, as you said, which is very important. She's a homebody. She wants somebody to create the vibes

for her. That's no longer there and she's incredibly vulnerable. Maybe you could say West took advantage of that. I totally agree. Or maybe she just hooked up with the easiest option. Someone she knew that wouldn't say no. Maybe she took a Maybe she took advantage of Wes. Again, I don't have to show.

I'm just saying I'm throwing something out there. You're honest with something with the first half of that thought and that she was vulnerable and she's never been alone. But that does not mean that you hook up with your friend's ex who you comforted them about. That is just breaking girl code. Like you cannot do that. And remember, Sierra is a girl's girl. She would never even look at Kyle. She's like kind of rude to him, honestly.

But she would be my friend. No, she wouldn't. She said, I don't want to hook up with you. No. For what you said, she would. would have done it, she said, why don't you ask me out on a date? Why are you asking him first? Well, she was like, we could, like, you're just not even, uh-uh. You're not even entering the chat in the way that you think you are. You know what I mean? Jesse thought like,

oh, she'd be so excited to just fuck me right now. And she's like, be fucking for real. Okay, have you ever taken a woman on a date ever? Like, I'm a woman. She also just like, a plot line of her. She bought her grandparents house with, like, her own money. She's like, really cool. Yeah. But yes. So she breaks Girl Code, but then he also brings. She does not break girl code. She is there. The other one. Oh, Amanda?

Yes. Yes. So they start hooking up. Like, we think rumored. We don't know when it starts. We're also like, we're going crazy. This is last week. I don't know if you guys could tell.

I was very distracted. Yeah. And then she and him matching black screen, Instagram story, white text, exact same thing. PR firm ass thing. They're saying they're announcing their special connection, not a relationship,

he's incapable of relationships. Like, girl, you're getting someone who we know can't commit. They are announcing that they are fucking. They're fucking, but nothing more. Pretty much. Although, she's what we can all presume, hiding in his

apartment. What a guy, this guy? I don't know. It's... He's housing a homeless woman? He's housing a homeless woman. It's dealing with a traumatic breakup. Not only with... From an abusive bad guy. From an abusive bad guy and a breakup from her

friend, right? She's no longer with her friend. Because she just got it to screw over her friend. Well, we don't know about that. Why don't do that? Why she's screw her friend? She's not dating West. But West is telling other people in the house, you can't hook up with Sierra. Exactly. That isn't Sierra getting that same, like, shouldn't she have that same power almost? Of like,

my best friend shouldn't fucking hook up with a guy I've been complaining to her now? But didn't Sierra say I can hook up with whoever I want? Why don't you just ask me out of a date? Why you have to ask him? Yeah, West is being talked. Literally, West did the thing that she told Jesse he should have done to her. No, West should not do anything with Amanda

ever, ever, ever. I'm just kind of saying, Wes is kind of like listening to Sierra and like living life through her eyes. You had me on Team Sierra, but now they're like guys, I don't watch the show. I'm just saying, I don't watch a show. I'm being convinced to Team West right now. Can we remember?

Can we remember in this season we're watching West kind of seduce Sierra again? And she's, though you can't seduce Sierra based on what you said to me. This is a strong, independent woman. She makes decisions for herself. she's not going to let some guy manipulate her. For a fuck boy, who doesn't? Who doesn't?

Okay? That's the type of guy who does shit like that. And other women potentially projecting things that they've experienced in their life onto this relationship. Al did this on a.m. mornings, he's holding Sierra to a really high standard of like, oh, don't hook up with the fuck boy. Try to live your life that way. It's difficult. They're going to sneak in their cracks because they get close to you and they pretend to be gay.

You have to fuck a fuck boy, so it's not hard to not. There's still time. Lady fuckbow. You want a lady Funkwood. Okay, go. I love the passion. Please stop hitting the board as hard. No, hit it as long as you're hard as you want to fly.

Okay, go, boom. Okay, so just so I can understand this, and I'm trying to be completely objective here as someone who has not consumed the show, and I'm just going off of this explanation of what I've seen on the internet. Sierra, strong, independent woman, wants a serious relationship. Doesn't believe in this idea that, like, just because two guys are friends, they should have to ask permission in order to ask her out on a date. Yeah. She just wants to be involved more. She wants to be involved more.

I get that. I get that. I get it. I totally. She's involved in everything. She's involved in their demise. she's involved in his new relationship. Sierra's not like putting that on Amanda.

Amanda is actively crying about what her husband is yelling at her in front of everybody. He should not yell at her. You shouldn't be yelling at women. He'd be doing it. I know it's wrong. It is, it is a, what is his name? Kyle. Kyle.

This is, there's, you just cannot do that. But try to leave your life not yell at a woman. Yeah. We all yell and we all sleep with fucklers. These are not, you can't yell. No, perfect. You can't. Yeah.

It's really lame. It's like 2 a.m. and being like, like you're not paying attention to me you want to hang out with the other guys and not me and I'm your husband and it's like shut the fuck up actually he's insecure he's hurt but his wife doesn't want to be with him he just wants

to be love that's true these people hate each other the marriage is like over like there's so much resentment on both sides because what they really want deep down they can't ask for which is I just want your love I don't want you to be sitting at home all night smoking weed and just cuddling up I actually want you to take interest in what I'm interested in which is

DJ and selling trouts and hanging out with 25 year old fans Yeah, I just want you to take interest in my interest. Yeah. Why don't you ask about these 25-year-olds? I'm just saying, like, maybe that's what he's really into. Something interesting is Amanda is crying in the two episodes ago. She's crying saying, I didn't ever think I could do better.

That's why I married him. Like, if you're saying that, like, it's over. Listen, the reality is that, you know, we deal with these complex situations that are handed down to us from the relationships our parents have. And, like, we really have to look into Amanda's parents and see that why she was. are together, but with all this, we're thinking about... But why would she settle for this, like, male model? She has...

Ha! I can't imagine. Kyle is ageless. He's looked that way since he was born. He's 43, can you tell? He's 43 years old. He's 43. So he's this incredibly handsome guy, and the man is going, I didn't think I deserved anything better.

He's not ageless. I think he looks handsome, he's a DJ, a B-Match. I forgot I came on the gay podcast. You didn't listen to the beginning. This is nothing compared to that. You should see this picture of Mark. Anyway, I'll go on.

Where even are we? What you were framing to me... They just hard-launched their situation. It seemed to me, and I could be wrong. Wes is dealing with this emotional turmoil of realizing he fucked up the best woman that's ever been in his life and he's probably not going to get another chance being Sierra. The strong independent... But he's working to get another chance.

Let me just posit the theory. So he's trying to get this girl back in his life He realized he was being a fuck boy And you know what? He ran this girl away And this girl's probably too strong She's probably too independent She's probably to respect herself too much

To give him another chance Let me just get it hard Can I just get it out? I'm so financials is boss Exactly you are So she's like So he's like fuck I just ruin the best thing That could have ever happened to me

I'm down in the dumps I'm feeling so insecure I'm feeling so low I just want to feel good And Amanda at the same same time thought that she could never do better than this guy. It turns out that that relationship was toxic. It was dysfunctional.

He's yelling at her. Should never do it. They're with them to get together for 10 years. And you know what? It's not going to work out. So the both of them are in the dumps. They're at their lowest. And two people at their lowest find each other just so they can feel good for one moment.

And then the entire world is scrutinizing. I'm listening. I just, I just add some flair. That is what's happening. But let me tell you, I don't care what gender you are. If your friend comes to you and says, you know, I'm having a hard time with this guy who's like going in the New York Times saying I'm like undidable. That's top of your list. Do not fuck. Amanda, you've been in a relationship for 10 years.

Try someone else that's not living in the fucking house. Didn't screw your friend over for the last three years. But you're not going to renew that contract if you do that. What about brocoat? Because they're cool. They're homies. These guys are friends. He just took her.

And you missed the big part. They might have been hooking up before they were actually separated. Absolutely. Is that true? We're watching. That's the intrigue of the season that we're watching right now. Let me ask you this question. Is it possible that Kyle talks to his boy, West?

And he goes, West. I am in this marriage that I've realized it's not right for me. I need to get out of this marriage. Is there any way shape or form? Yeah, yeah. So he goes, hey, I need to get out of this marriage. It's not right for me. She's a lovely girl, but she's not into my interest.

She doesn't want to DJ until 6 in the morning. She wants to smoke weed at the house all night, right? I need to get out of this. Is there any way that you could help me? Funny. He doesn't want to get out of it. He loves Amanda. That's one thing about this guy.

Like, he, like, she's so hot and awesome and cool. And, like, everyone likes to hang out with Amanda. Like, he's realizing, like, why does my wife hate me? I wish he didn't hate me. What are her interests besides smoking weed and chilling at the house? I feel like that's what the doctor. She's also, like, has a- Yeah, they do other drugs.

She has a swimwear line. She likes dating fuck boys. She got to date a fuck boy. What jobs are they? have. So he's a DJ. I'm not into the stand the household day smoking weed grass. Not all day. But she's just not staying at the club till four. She's like, I'm a married 34-year-old

woman. I don't need to do that. I like that. I don't like going to the club until four. He's like Peter Pan lifestyle and she's like no thank you. We don't go out anymore like that. What is her occupation? She's a swimmer line and I think she's like the creative director of his alcohol company, but I'm not 100% but the alcohol company's failing. Yes, the alcohol company's failing.

He's crying. His storyline is like, my wife hates me and I have three months payroll and my small business and it's really depressing. Can I ask one question about that? Yeah. So is there a version where he took out this small business loan so he could keep paying his wife that he loves? No, because he stopped taking salary and I also don't know if that's what that's

but she's the creative director of. She's kind of like he went to business school. He's a businessman. Why should I have checked about his loan? This guy, I feel like he might be a misunderstood. He's also, he might be a victim in all of this. I think he might be. His dude sleeping with his wife. He just wants love from his wife. He just wants to smoke weed and

chill on a couch all day? You are so wrong for that. How is it music? Does he even good music? What is the DJ? It's like unoriginal. Like he's just playing like I will survive this past weekend. Isn't that what DJing is? That is kind of DJ. I don't

like him. You can make an argument that like Wes is DJing his wife. Right? Like he's playing other people's hits. He is playing other people's hits. And there might be a version where he really appreciates it.

Can I say in this situation that we're watching this season of West trying to come back, Sierra's being very vulnerable at this big group dinner saying, hey, you guys don't know how hard it is to be on this show. I was the first black cast member. And my fucking internet presence is just flooded with people clowning on me for just like letting these white boys play me. That does suck. It sucks.

It sucks really bad. And she's crying at this dinner. And the other black cast members are like, wow, thank you for like bringing this up. We could never like get them to understand. Like, Kyle doesn't have shit about that fuck. Like, he's just, like, you know, not so emotionally intuned, perhaps. And West is, like, being very mature and listening to her. And you think maybe he's going to grow into, like, a person who can support her.

Right. And it's also pretty cool to be like, I'm so hot. She's a nurse, by the way. She's a nurse. It sounds like Kyle and Sierra would be perfect. No, she hates Kyle. I was about to say the same thing. She hates Kyle.

They sound like a perfect couple. She hates Kyle because Kyle must treated her best friend. But now she knows her best friend will. fuck her friend. Yeah, so maybe her best friend's actually a friend of me. I don't think getting more entrenched in this is the move at all. And let me tell you, her friend might be the problem. Rihanna has reached out to Sierra

and said, I'm going to set you up with Michael B. Jordan. He's down. She's like... Wait, Rihanna? Yeah. Friend of the show? One of Alex's friends that she took with? Yeah, that I did. Yes. You talked to her about this? Yeah, I did. That is crazy. These were besties. So why would she

do that? Like, we're watching. We just saw her birthday. dinner, he got her a Cardiier watch, but she planned all the food. So everyone's kind of like, you get her in that Cardier watch because, like, you suck. Like, is that... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on. He is like... We're not going to chew that. That was insane. Tell me. Tell me. Hold on one second. It's kind of like when you get flowers because you yelled at her.

Like, you know what? Like, that was the tone of the watch giving. But she's planning the birthday. Then getting a girl a nice gift is in place of doing all the planning. Yeah, that's unattractive. Yeah, but the guys that do all the planning, they probably aren't willing to buy their girl something really nice. It felt like he was trying to be like, here I'm a good husband. The good guys do both.

The good guys might not exist is what this is showing me. I don't know if you're going to find good guys that want to be on reality shows. Yeah, I don't think Bravo's Summerhouse. I don't know if that's where you're going to find your guy. These people, they all might be sweet. That's a concession I can give you. They have probably an insatiable desire for attention without a skill to get it. So therefore they put themselves on.

Couldn't the same thing we said about podcasters? No. No. We are comedians. Okay? We're comedians. Yes. You could say it about podcasts.

We're talking about. We're living in attention economy. Everyone loves us out of their own voice. I don't think Summerhouse is like as bad as like. To your point. This is the most chic one you can. I think you could say it about podcasters, but I think if you have like an art, like, let's say you do music or you do comedy or something like that, you have a thing you could get attention for. I don't know if these guys have a thing they could get attention for. Therefore, the currency is drama.

The currency is drama for sure. And it's a really tough situation. Like I look at the housewives chicks and I go, they need attention. They want cameras on them. They want people talking about them. They want people talking about them. They want people to have a skill to do anything. They're usually broke the housewives. Well, maybe they need money as well. They go on that show to get money. These people are going on the show to get a following to like have a future. like Paige and Hannah. It is interesting that this guy has a failing Seltzer company on one of the biggest shows. I know, it's so lame. You've had 10 years of free advertising. You can't make an alcohol company work?

Are you fucking dumb as shit? Yeah. Maybe it's creative direction. Yeah, it could be the creative direction. Maybe if he hired a different creative director, then there would be a more successful company. I'm so loyal that he won't fire his wife, who might be the issue for the business.

I regret saying that. Joey, can we get a fact check on that? What is she the creative director of Amanda? But she does have a swimmer line, and I know that was important to her. And how's that doing? I don't know. She didn't wear one in the pool that day, and that was a huge problem. She has a swimmer company, and she's wearing a swimmer company, but you're skinny dipping.

A lot of these things are not acting up. She also was wearing a Bronner. Oh, the beverage brand lover boy. She is the creative director and lead designer for the beverage brand lover boy. She's an artist. She's like, that's her thing. She says that. She's like, I don't know anything about business.

I design. Well, clearly she doesn't because the, That's Kyle and oh my God, he looks crazy. Maybe there's another reason why it's failing. Have you ever seen this drink out? Like, they have distribution problems. It's like a poorly run company. Like, you've never heard of it.

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What is the point of time? Watching this past season. Okay, so Portnoy basically speaks up and he's like, when they do their dual post last week, he was like, oh, well, this is old news. Chicken fry. Familiar. Chicken fry told me that at the Super Bowl. And everyone in the Internet says, whoa, whoa, whoa, we never heard Super Bowl timeline before.

Oh. So they had been hooking up at the Super Bowl. They've only been separated since January. That's one month. And then we look back at the fucking season that we're watching right now. And she'll like, Kyle's drunk and yelling at her. She'll go in the bathroom crying, right? She'll come out and she'll see West and she'll smile.

Or like, they're walking by each other in the hallway and she'll kind of like do like a dragging arm thing. And their arms are touching. Oh, yeah, they're fucking. And I'm watching now being like, oh, all bets are off of when this situation started. And they were also, what is that called? The monkey boss? Monkey boss. It's where like you like, you don't let go of one until you have a hand on.

She could not let go of him until she. had him. So maybe he he helped, he's like methadone. Like he helped her off it. Yeah, but she should be off men entirely. I encourage her to like learn from this. Yeah, like you can't go cold turkey. Yeah, if you're bouncing on a

crazy style for years and all of a sudden you stop. Years of bouncing on a crazy style. What are you going to do? Come on. He, oh my God, in the show, he asked her to shower with her and she says no. It's like. She sounds horrible. She's

not great. She like, There's nothing endearing you mentioned about her at all. She's very insecure leaving this relationship and went for the first thing. But the way you're describing her, she's like some pothead that just hangs out on the couch while her husband's company that he pays her to work at is failing. Maybe she should be working. I think you're over-emphasizing the stoner thing. I'm just going off of what you said that her personality was in her entire identity. She's just kind of like, oh, it's 11 p.m. Maybe I'd want to watch a show and hit the pen with my husband.

Maybe you should design some new cans. Maybe you should work on the brand. He asked her to come in the shower and she said, know, like, he's trying to get that man. There's nothing better than coming in the shower. I'm just saying they're not having sex. Like, it's not like she's like... But I mean, it seems like it's her.

She's the problem. He's trying. He's making an effort. So he's making an effort to... Wes is the fucking problem. That is your ex's best friend? You wouldn't do that. They're both fucked up. You guys all wouldn't do it.

But you get mad at a scorpion for stinging something, you know? It's like, you know my nature. You decided to ride across the river. But we didn't quite know his nature. This is very dark. How would you know that he was going to do this? We know his nature. You said he's a fuckboy.

Yeah. You got to expect that from fuckboys. But we only learned he was a fuck boy once he had already been engaged with Sierra and like invited her. They were engaged? No, like engaged with. He was already kissing Sierra on the first season of his. And then once it airs, then we kind of realize he's a fuck boy. When you say kissing, they were fucking.

Yeah. Okay. But like they were hooking up and then because they're hooking up on the show, it means they're in a relationship? she was kind of like, I don't really want to be with anyone unless you, like, actually have feelings for me. And he kind of was like, yeah, okay, like I'll... He kind of was like, or he said,

okay, I'll be with you. No. He's like... This is like girl ears where like, they hear, yeah, we're in a relationship, but he's probably like, nah, we're just fucking. And then she gets upset.

Nah, I kind of think he's doing the thing. He's like... He's using his close friendship with her to be like, yeah, like, I know you want someone, like, I'm not someone. And in the second he can, like, get ass with his new followers. he's like, I would never be with Sierra.

Let me tell fucking every podcast and news outlet who cares what I have to say that I would never want to be with Sierra. Meanwhile, she's like, fuck you, dude. Keep my name out your mouth. You're a rookie. You've never been on a reality show. You don't do that to each other.

Like, we're a tight-knit community. Oh, rookie. My survivor, you do that to people. And like, traders. But this isn't the basis of reality shows fucking people over? Yeah, that doesn't point of that point. In that unique way, your favorite word,

gauche. Yes. So gauche. So gauche. You wouldn't do. But I would also say... If you got in a disagreement with Mark, you wouldn't, like, go to New York Times

and be like, Mark was rude to me. But they could actually help with ticket sales if you could do it. Talk about me as much as he can. He'll be at set next week. And the Mary Lou Show as well. It seems to me that Sierra's personality type does not fit with reality TV.

No, because she is, like, really fun and funny. But that's not what the show is about. Would you rather all of them are just, like, really well-adjusted Nice. This show, let me tell you what this show is about, having never seen it. Drama. Yeah. And the first time there's some real drama, the entire world is talking about it. So that's what this show has been missing.

Well, there's been a lot of... Perfect for the show. Because she represents you. Yes. She represents the viewer. Someone to get fucked over by these psychopaths on a reality show. What I mean by, like, not supposed to be on a reality show. I mean, the personality type, she's, like, so, like, measured and from your description.

Cool and normal. Cool and normal. Yeah. And then she's almost taken advantage of by all these people who are not really measured, cool and normal. They have a sensational desire pretension. And she's also dealing with something that is being a 10 out of 10. She's like, everyone's obsessed with me. Don't fuck me

unless you were serious about it. You know, all the dudes come in the house and like want to fuck with see her and she's like, I only want to let someone in they're like, share my values. How did try? He weasled his way in through friendship. That I don't know. A summer. He weasled in through friendship.

Yeah. We've seen it done. Oh, we've seen it done. saying, girls, you got to hold out a little bit long. You got to see how long there's the mistake. I'm just to spend any time growing on if there's a wooden horse outside, don't bring it inside. Don't bring the wooden horse.

Why do he allowed to be a wooden horse? Because he's a bad ass guy. That's what guys do. Take it up with Andy Cohen. Get him off the payroll. Is he on a TV show? What are we talking about? If you're fucking the guy who goes on the reality show for attention, he knows what he has to do. That's a non-starter.

Do you have to only fuck people? in the reality show? Yes. That's an interesting thing to me because I'm like, dude, just find another dude. Why can't she? Because she's insecure.

Because the producer are telling her, hey, hook up with this guy. Because she's insecure. Gang, gang, gang, gang, Mark. Bring the reality. I was playing the cave babe for a little but it's also like,

what are we talking about? Right? Give Alex real talk. Tell me. Get Alex's real talk, let's get into it. Give Alex's real talk, Mark. Talk your shit.

What is, like, this is not real. What do you mean? Like, this is a science experiment. When producers put them, in rooms and then they manipulate them and then they edit it to make it look like something they add alcohol yeah they mentally torture them

most real for sure oh you're so cute she's so cute they really buy it tradition yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I just like watching a trash show for 10 years this is the kind of punchline you hope is gonna pay off you know what I mean like we've been invested in these people this is adorable yeah it's fun but it's not like

Alex she was growing up was also like Christopher Columbus was so noble and brain. I read it in a book. I did learn that in high school that he might not be. Yeah, he might not be, but whatever. We're here already. Yeah. So the point is, you have people who

are probably all a little bit crazy. That's why they agreed to go on a reality show and expose the interworkings of their emotional turmoil with the world. Without even an equity stake. They get a paycheck. They still have gay jobs. Look at page. Look at Hannah.

Would you let somebody? But would you let somebody film you hooking up with guys and you still had a day job? If I could work here Monday through Thursday and get this following Friday through Sunday, absolutely I fucking would. I don't think that you wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. No, I can't say what you wouldn't do. And I'm not talking about hooking up with guys.

But would you let somebody film like the intimacies of your emotional relationships and you still worked at a restaurant? It's one or the other, right? Like, this is, they're giving them nothing. I guess you're doing it as an out to get out of your restaurant job. You're hoping that you can build a following to get out. So it's like emotional squid games. It's like instead of competing to the death,

you're just like putting your psyche on the line every single episode. Hoping that you can make yourself a face. And you're going through that job. And Monday through Thursday, you're like, man, this sucks. I'm like, I know how to get attention on this show. I know what I got to do. That's what I got to do. And Alex, that's all of them.

There are some success stories like Hannah and Paige, but then you also have Kyle who's in debt with a shitty company that's been on for 10 seasons. Now he's doing front-facing content being like, it was really hard for me to be open about my financial losses, and I would really support if you guys would support lover boy and come to my DJ shows. So I think he's going to like turn it around.

Ten seasons. He's just a fucking loser. That's a big takeaway is Kyle is lame. I don't know enough. I don't know the guy. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know enough. But based on what you're saying,

I think a lot of people could probably relate to having a dream and like giving everything and putting after it and then like it not working out. And then your boy steals your wife. That is the. That would suck. This guy, this guy has lost the most. Yes.

This guy has lost them. He lost the love of his life and his marriage. Amanda also lost for marriage and her good way. Amanda's going to be fine. She already got another guy. I don't know.

But like she's already got another guy and she's the talk of the town. Yeah. She's the talk of the town in a bad way. And honestly, something that I think Amanda's not calculating is that West will not commit to you either, bitch.

I'm sure that he's just like scrolling through his new followers from this looking at everyone in a bikini being like life's awesome. West should be the face of their seltzer brand. That is lover. He's not a lover. But girls don't want a lover.

Girls don't want a lover. Girls when they drink seltzer don't want to love her. They want to fuckboy. But you can't put that word on a can. So you say lover boy. It's fuck boy Seltzer. And that's the peak fuck boy right there. I would assume that Kyle wants to kill West.

No. Kyle wants attention. and Wes is giving Kyle attention. But it's the worst kind of attention. No, it's better because before he was just a bad reality show to her. No, it's the worst kind of question.

Do you think Steve Austin really tried to kill Vince McMahon? Yeah, what do you believe and not believe? Like, do you think Vince McMahon's daughter really married Triple H? Do you think I sit down and watch WWE, Mark? Do you think that's my palate of content? Yes. Yeah, you're all. WWE is realer than this.

I promise you. Actually, in fairness, Triple H did marry Vince McMahon's daughter. Actually, I'm working against myself. This is, like, pretty fucking real to me. I don't know. Because also, when they announced their, you're laughing. When they announced... It's just so adorable.

Yeah. This is like... Can't women have hobbies? I'm thinking about my daughter, and I'm going to have to go through this in a few years with, like, blues clues. But blue's always more blue because it listens to you. It's like, where's the pencil? And you're like, it's over there.

He's like, oh, thanks. Yeah, well, the pencil is Wes in Batula. Batula? That's her laughing? Batula? Yeah. There's a picture of Sierra when they co-posts their like Instagram story thing.

There's just a paparazzi picture of her in New York City in meatpacking like on the ground to the point where it's like, oh, I thought she probably knew. But she didn't know that they were posting that clearly. She's like literally outside of like pastis like fuck on the ground. So it's like she's just getting screwed over by people that she loved. Oh, she does really believe this shit. Yeah, you don't think that the pop truck. How did the paparazzi know she was going to be there?

Can I tell you? I actually got this in a group chat of, like, women I went to college with way before page six had it. Are you starting to realize a little bit of what's happening or no? I know. It's like, page six gets this great shot. The perfect shot. At the exact moment, when they go hard-lossed there right down there. And then wear their arms nurturingly and caringly.

Why would the paparazzi be outside? Why would you know inside? I literally got this text in a group chat. My friend sent me of like, oh, so-and-so sent me this photo. Like, they saw her there. Like, that photo is not like... So it might be completely detached from this. I think a 27-year-old girl who works at W-Me got a paycheck for selling that photo.

But it's possible that this has nothing to do with this at all. It's possible that's not even Sierra. What do you mean by that? I'm just saying it's introducing sci-offs to this. It's possible it's anything. If we don't have the dates to this, it just looks like a moment where she's in despair and then we're applying it to this situation. It could have nothing to do with it.

And who's the dude consoling her? Exactly. Jeffrey Epstein. He looks like a gay older gentleman. Or he's playing the West game. And that's about to be the next fuck boy that she falls for. I think ABC is silly to not make Sierra the Bachelor.

Meanwhile, she would never do that. I think she's too good for it, honestly. Like, I don't think she would want to do it. You're so adorable. She went on Traders. She'll go on the Bachelor. Traders is actually a high level. I'm not.

good shots. It's like complex and it's like it's like chest basically. You're basically one. It is. It's Traders is like a high level television. It's not in reality TV. Thank you. Right? It's not reality TV. And those people are actually backstabbing each other. Like in Traders like they're actually shocked.

Oh, Mark. Like it actually like you could see the despair on their face. It wasn't the producers at all. It's funny. No, they actually say they don't do producers. It really is once you like something, you have to make it smart. No, no. No. No.

No. Traders be smart and then I happen to like this. That is. Yeah. You have to like. get a really high SAT score to understand Traders. Like, just in general. Like, you have to be, like, a big brain. I don't know one dumb guy that doesn't... Can we just like stupid shit?

No, traitors is like high level. Would you do traitors? I don't know if I could hang. I don't know if I can handle it. Really? No, you're too honest. They're good. There's a lot. There's a lot. No, people, traders. It's, like, easier than the celebrity one.

You could, like... Miles and I played Traders this weekend. Yeah. Yeah, we did. Yeah. How do you play it? It's, like, a, it's like, a TV game where, like, you have, like, your phone and one of use the murder, and then you have to try to guess who it is based off evidence.

You guys are giving me shit for watching reality. He's playing games about it. That's beyond reality. That's like literal the most reality. You're larping. That's IRA reality. Yeah. And Miles was guilty twice in a row and played it off both times. Traders.

No, I got caught both times. Yeah, if you tried, you try to lie to all those. Yeah, I did. So are you close to people? Is there a moment where Kyle and West talk about Amanda? Yeah. The most recent episode, which is like August 2nd, 2025, he's saying, hey, bro, don't talk to your wife like that.

She's our friend. Like, that's the last we see. No, I'm talking about after. Yeah, we don't. Oh, okay. We don't know. There are communications. He'd be like, yeah, what? You know, bro, treat your wife better because I'm smashing her. Yeah. Because I want to fuck her. No, he's probably fucking her but also, doesn't he benefit if he treats her worse? Like, then she needs him more. It's like kind of a bunch house situation, right? So he's like, the more vulnerable she is. That would be truly. She is. Well, I imagine

you think Wes is truly evil. I don't think he's truly evil. I think he just wants everything in front of him, which is both of these women. In this season, one is married, one is kind of, doesn't trust him. He's constantly seeking validation. Yes, he's an insecure man as well. He validates himself through women

instead of art. Yes. Unless you call sports journalism art. Well, no, there's, there's an art to journalism. Yeah, there's. I've actually never read his work. I don't know what it's about at all. We should bring up an article. Yeah, I would love that. Clearly, the guy's got away with words, right?

He's able to... He's a charmer. Yeah, he must be charming. He's charming. Yeah. Right? Never trust an adult blonde. It's not good.

It's not a good idea. There's an interesting point. A blonde male? They're both adult blondes. You don't see a lot of adult blondes, huh? No. Like male blondes? Yeah.

Why is that? They're dangerous. Why is that? Do their hair like, it starts to get darker when you get older, right? Yeah. Sweden is probably part of it They're evil That's why he dies this thing

You know, were the people in jail with you in Sweden Brown-haired? Is that how they They disproportionately do lock up brown-in-lawed people? Do they disproportionately lock up the brown-haired people In Sweden? Because that's all they have Were there any like super blue-eyed blonde-haired

Like Aryan dudes in jail with you? There's actually two. Really? I think they're Russian though. Oh, okay. Yeah, from there. Okay. Damn.

Okay, so then where are your neighbors? You've never seen these people? I've never seen one of them out. These are your neighbors out there and probably in the city as well. Where's the house? The house is in Hampton Bay's. Watermill? I don't know.

Well, those are very different. Very different places. Very different places. Look at where the house is. Yeah, Joey, I'm curious where the houses. They're also like getting a new one for the next season. I saw that this one's on sale. It's on sale.

Yeah, can we buy it? Flagrant Content House? Flagrant Content House. Water mill? Is that you, Hampton? Water, no, water mill is like right before Bridge Hampton. Beautiful area. Yeah.

It's a beautiful house. They have a great time at the house. Summer House. Wow, I can't believe I'd never heard of this fucking show. Is anyone good? But your wife watches it? No, she's never watched it. She only watched the housewives.

And last night I go home and as I get into bed, it's on. Yeah, because it's tantalizing. There's so much, like, I mean, you guys should tune in. Tell me if you think they're fucking. Page is still on the show? No. Page is laughing all the way to the fucking bank and I'll tell you why. Last season was her last summer house season.

And she broke up with her boyfriend, who's also on Southern Charm, that's a different franchise. And their Southern Charm drama is also very good. And Craig is just like crashing out. So Paige left Summer House and left her loser-ass Southern Charm boyfriend. And she just did a collab with Courtney Kardashian. She's honestly really cool and awesome. So is there a way to be successful on this show and not be... How would you define these people?

I would say Paige is like the only case because Hannah Burner did crash out really bad on Summerhouse. She crashed out. Yeah, like it was like, I think if you're going to go on the show, you're probably going to be embarrassed. But they mentally torture them. They keep them up all night and give them out of call. Does that sound like torture to you?

Yeah. That's amazing. Kind of does something like that. You're like a professional in New York who would know access to the Hamptons. Yeah. Here's a fun sharehouse. We have day parties on Saturdays. Oh, completely. On paper sounds awesome. You see how it sounds fun. It sounds so what they do.

So does fraternity hazing. Hey, you want to join our friend group? You monothecvers love it. You talk about it fondly. Yeah, but it wasn't filmed. It wasn't put on TV. Not that you know. That's a good point.

It might have. It being monetized by another entity. Well, they're also getting a paycheck. From Andy. But not good enough where you can quit your job. No, I think that Andy Cohen was the only guy that got people to watch regular TV when everything went to streaming. Like, that's how compelling these shows were.

And also Peacock is the most usable streamer. I love it. Now, what's the difference between Dr. Phil and Andy Conn? Wow. Okay. Dr. Phil, in my memory, kind of capitalized more on people's, like, mental illness and, like, poverty. I mean. I didn't know.

Maripovich. Yeah, like. What? I'm going to go to the bathroom and just work that out. I'll be right back. I'll be right back. Do you, okay, Andy Cohen deals with more like aspirational, like, former actresses. Like, it's not like, sorry, someone with, like, a mental disability fighting with their, isn't that what Dr. Phil was?

Who's more successful off of these shows? Catch Me Outside Girl? Or the highest earner of Summer House? Catch Me Outside Girl. Yeah. I think Dr. Phil hits an higher clip. Catch Me Outside Girl is rich right now. What was her name?

She scares me. I think she just made like fucking 8 mil off of Only fans or some shit like that. But that's one case. Like Andy Cohen has so many people who've come out of. Anna Burgoli has a net worth

35 to 50 mil. Wow. For what? Yeah, exactly. Only fans. So shout out. Okay, that's porn. That's different.

He's doing the log work. That's sex work. But, okay. All that is a show. Woke podcast. All this profession. Yeah, oldest profession, unfortunately. Yep.

Yeah, unfortunately. So when does the new season come out? We're watching it. But how do you been listed in? We're in it. So this happens over summer of 25. It comes out now. Yeah, it's happening now.

Summer of 26 will come out next year. Yes. Yes, but you're forgetting we're still looking forward to a reunion where they will all sit on a couch like this with Andy Cohen in the middle and they will talk about the themes. They'll talk about did you watch it? How do you feel? And I'm like, how is Amanda going to even show up there? And we'll, okay, that's the other thing about Andy Cohen?

I'm ashamed of your shame to go on the show. You can't. If you want to come back the next year and if you want to get your final paycheck, you have to go to the reunion. Those are Andy Cohen rules. It keeps them like kind of... You're saying that she wouldn't go on the most watched TV show that the... You're also saying Andy Cohen holds money about these people's head. So people can call her a white devil?

I don't think that sounds... They don't care. They want attention, Alex. They'll do anything for it. They found something where they get to party in the Hamptons and get the attention. They would do anything for the attention. These people are as mentally ill. as the people that go on Dr. Phil, maybe more.

More? Yeah, because at least Dr. Phil, they're kids. These are grown adults that should know better and still choose to do it. And it doesn't mean it's not fun and entertainer. Watch. I have an interesting response to that. Please, please, please, please. The way that the attention economy has shifted, now you're basically, it's a race to get followers if you want a career as a race.

Because you can monetize the followers, right? Absolutely. That's what they're up to. are no sorry scripted talking head shows anymore. There is no guy code to like put you on. This is their confessional. This is their talking head show. That's what's available. The whole thing is evil. This culture is sick. We're in end stages. Yeah, but don't blame the... No, what I would say is that there are other ways that you can get on. Like, there are tons of people making really cool creative content online.

Yeah, that don't have followers. No, and there are people that are making creative fun content online that do have followers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Druski sketch is like fun creative content online and got tons of views, way more views. How did he do you see first get famous? By doing content? Was it always sketch? Or was it like vlogging or like? No, I think it was only sketch.

To me, sketch is what I remember. But maybe I don't know. He had to tell me who he was like a year ago. Sure, it's not going to fit in like every, but he's objectively massive. So like the idea that you can't make it through art, I think, is. Yeah. Sure. But like this is a really easy way to do it.

Well, yeah, if you don't have art, then you got to do it. And the easy way is not always the best way. And just having influencers doesn't make your Seltre brand work. Yeah. Because they don't really want a Seltre brand. They want to monetize fame. And you can't make enough money on the show.

The CPD is a good way to do. Same thing. But Hannah can do stand-up. So Hannah left starts doing stand-up. And she's like, she blows the fuck up. Yeah. Because she has an art. Yes.

And that's way better. I guess I don't see that, like, they can't do art if they're on this show. They might be able to do art. But it seems so far from what you're explaining. They all might be artists. I just have empathy as like a person in their 20s in the city with no access to the Hamptons. Like, fuck yeah, give me a ticket out. You know what I mean?

I don't begrudge anybody for wanting to go there. But there's a price that you pay for doing it, right? So the price here is like the whole world is going to watch this emotional turmoil. And that's actually what Hannah. I have empathy for them that are going through that. Like that must be really tough. And also must be really tough to be like, fuck, I still want the attention. And I still feel like I need the fans and I still need these things.

So I'm going to have to submit this. myself to something that's going to make me miserable. I have zero empathy for that. They're adults and they're choosing to do it. They know what you sign up for. You kind of know. I think you get sold a bill of goods. You'll party in the Hamptons and find love and have fun. We've seen reality TV.

But you don't know it's going to be that bad until it happens to you. I agree. You think how many times that we have to see the same thing over. Like every reality TV show. That's fair. Like, come on. Women get sex traffic because like they meet a pimp and they're like, oh, maybe I'll just do it for like a weekend.

Maybe I'll strip. And then the pimp takes advantage of them and they get exploited. So like these cycles of abuse continue to go on. But a lot of sex trafficking happens like under wraps like you don't see it. It's not filmed put on TV. I get the metaphor. There's enough. Yeah, there's enough content out there that sex work generally doesn't.

You know what I mean? People understand cycles of exploitation, but yet they still do it because people continue to make the same mistakes. Because we're fallen people, all the original sin. And Christ is telling you a way out. There's so many people like, you know, there's so many like people that want to make it in Hollywood. And then they're like shitty producers. They would take advantage of that desire to go make. something with them with their lives and like

why can that not be also true in this situation? If it can happen to like some of the most famous actors in history, why would it not happen to reality stars? I get it. I just think that reality, we know the producers are trying to make as much drama as possible. And so it's like what I would say about reality, what I would say about reality is that like

now I think that we've, we're seeing more than ever is that like people are going on it for opportunity. Like if you ever watch like The Bachelor of the Bachelorette now all the people on the show, they're not going to find love. They're going to find fame. That's something they say on that show. Exactly. And they're performing and they're living up to like archetypes for the show. Like I'm going to be bad guy. I'm going to be sweet guy. I'm going to be supportive. And like it's

almost to the point where like now the show is satirizing itself because it's too self-aware. So to Alex's point, all these people know what they're getting into. They grew up watching these shows. They know what characters thrive on these shows. They know what characters get no attention on the shows. And you don't want to be someone who's on it without any attention. Let Taylor Frankie Paul be the Bachelorette. We want to see it. Yo, look, man.

They're so stupid for taking it away from us. If that kid wasn't in the video, she's still the bachelor. I'm going to be honest, I didn't watch the video because I didn't want to take a kid get hit. It's disturbing. I don't know if the kid got hit. I don't know if I can't listen to Kanye. We can't have Taylor Frankie's up. This is great.

He's like, hey, if I don't watch it, it didn't happen. How many football players still play when they hit their wives? Because they have an art. I hate to break it. Kanye has an art, and that's why he's able to do fucking... Football's not art. Football's an art. Is it?

Is ballet an art? Yes, football's not ballet. How is it not? Just like smash heads. Oh, my God. Brain scramble. What is ballet? Vomit.

What is it? Stand on my tibet, too. Have you considered it's also pink? Yes, that is a very good. And that makes more art. Football is pink in October. Yeah. Breast cancer awareness.

Yeah. But I guess my point is that like if you have things that there's an intangible skill attached to it, then you kind of get away with you. I don't think you should. These people are monetizing a skill and being like funny, honestly, like situational like page is just like charming as fuck her whole time in the house. Yeah, and maybe that's why she was so unique and able to launch. to launch. Whereas I think most people are funny because they're unaware of how absolutely absurd they're acting in front of a camera.

Yeah. And we all get to watch it like, what the fuck am I saying? Like, watching those the Mormon wives shit is insanity. Yeah. That show is actually too dark. It's, I can't. Sad a little bit. It's sad. But we watched the, what is intervention when I was growing up? That was our version of like, you're seeing someone's life

fall apart and their family members come around to try to save them. And you watch an episode, you're like, my life ain't that bad. So let me tell you, I think Summer House is, I feel, I don't have that, like, icky feeling watching it because it's like, oh, they're 30, they're hot. It'll be fine. Yeah. Versus, like, an intervention is like, ugh.

No, that is the most extreme. Yeah. But I agree with you. We know what. It's actually the perfect entertainment. But that's the difference with, like, Dr. Phil. It's like, Dr. Phil, I get that achy feeling. You get a little icky feeling.

I don't think we should feel icky about it. It's like the perfect, like. Yeah, this is fine. This one is fine. This is what Americans need right now, by the way. Yeah. We want to escape. The reason this is so big is because Americans is like, I don't want to think about the news.

I don't want to think about the war. I don't want to think about anything. Give me emotional drama, and I'll just focus my attention over there. This is just older people's IRA streamers. Exactly. There's no different in speed and fucking, you know. It's the same exact thing.

Clivocular. It's literally the same thing. I don't know a ton about streaming because I'm locked in on this. This is streaming. Yeah, they just go and live their life. People are watching them. And then drama happens. It's a blog.

But also, I think, I don't know how streaming works, but this is interesting. And that, like, the time away from the camera is all. also T. Like, we're wondering what they did. This is a testament to the investment that the audience has in it. Like, you've built up the relationships with these people, which is like, no different than a podcast. Completely. Yeah. This is something. I think Sierra is my best friend that's concerned. That's, that's the power of this. And that's why Cohen's brilliant. And I'm sure the editors are editing it so you empathize with her. Well, that's the other thing. While this season is

still airing, it's like the episodes we still have to watch. Are they going back and re-editing them? Are they giving us more of them flirting? Yeah. Who knows? Because the whole thing's filmed before they put it out. Yeah. And they have no control in the edit. Yeah.

You ever watch that Formula One? Drive to survive? I meant to. It comes out way after the season, right? So you already know who wins, but they figure out all the drama, and then they edit for the drama. Around it. And it's awesome.

Yeah. Because that's kind of what we want. We know that wrestling is, the answer is already written. But toy with us. as we get there. That's this. But it's better than wrestling. For you.

Until they're selling out stadiums, I don't know if it's better. They might be able to look. They're selling out stadiums like in the house. They could sell out a stadium of the reunion. That's what I... They should absolutely.

They should sell tickets to reunion. They should. MSG. Nah, you can't though. Why, why? You got to control the edit. Because you got to control the edit. Yeah, it's not script.

No, no, no, the reunion is live, right? They, like, film it in one go. But then they chop it down. Oh, I thought it's a lot. Some of the shows, the reunion is live. Live, live. It's as close to live. Survivor was, like, day of, it's six months after.

With the reunion. Cursing and all that. Go, go, sorry. It's pretty much just, like, one show. They just, like, film it. But if people get heated, they take a break, they might not come back. Like, they might go to their trailer. And then that's part of it.

They bring a camera, and they're like, I don't want to go back. Like, they're fucking with me. And it's, like, that's funny. It's not open to the public or ticketed seating. No, of course not. I got to watch it. When is the reunion? When is the reunion?

I don't know. But it's going to be the biggest night in America. Are we? It is. Trump tweeted about it today. He said 8 p.m. Yeah, APM. America has to go on past 8 p.m. tonight so we can watch this.

Is it possible that there are some leaders of the IRC right now watching Summer House? And they're like, we can't start a new door. daughter was posted up with the green card in Miami. You're right. There's a 100% chance she saw us, and she's probably Team Sierra. Rihanna and John Hammer are, like, the two biggest people who have spoken on this. But I think this is just showing that everyone's watching Bravo. Well, that's the thing I've seen a lot of celebrities take pictures and, like, hang out with the housewives or the Mormon wives. Yeah.

And honestly became a comic adventureist on one of the pods I listened to and that, like, the host are, like, friends with Amanda and Kyle. And they're like, oh, we shouldn't, like, talk about our friends' breakup. Like that's, Paige and Hannah were pretty... Or celebrities who also like the attention could just be jumping on this wave and pretending that they're big fans of the show. Do you think for Yonna needs the fucking attention? I think she's invested.

She's your friend. Either way, I'm like, I'm not shocked Rihanna likes it. No, we shouldn't be shocked that we all like this. This is like at its core. Yeah, but you are insisting on talking down on it. Let me think if I'm talking down. How do you consider that? Let me think if I'm talking down on it.

I think that like You're talking down to the reaction. Can I tell you? I also used to think like Hold on what I process this? I don't think. I think that there's trashy aspects to everything. I mean,

earlier this episode, we talked about Mark being so handsome that I was going to butt fuck him. This is a gay ass podcast. You did say that. Yeah, I did. And my nephew watches this. And now he takes heroin to get skinny.

So it's like. Got it. Are you on that? Yeah. What? Hero? He's on a half. No.

The HLP one? The HLP one? So, like, yeah, not everything has to be high art, but I think we can look at certain things to be like, oh, this is a little bit what is it, like, when you're taking advantage of people, what is that? Or taking advantage of people that, like, specifically are mentally ill.

Like predatory. Yeah, you could say, like, there's predatory aspects to it. Now, that doesn't mean that we're not going to fucking watch it. We love watching predatory shit. We watch the NFL and they're giving each other CT nonstop. Now they're signing up to get the That's why I think it's not art. Because you hurt yourself a sign up, well then ballet is an art.

Hmm. At ballet, I mean, if you know ballerinas, like their bodies get absolutely destroyed. No, I do know that. So I don't think just because your body is boring. But that's just a personal thing. Well, yeah, like something's boring doesn't make it not art. Every play I go watch is boring. Yeah, Ross. Rostko's kind of boring.

But also, like, sports are different than art. Those are different things. Sure. Yes, they are different than art. Sure. You're talking about, like, societal value. I'm talking about skill-based. There's like a skill.

I think the biggest takeaway from all this is go home and watch this with your girl. Oh, hell yeah. Like, this is just an easy thing to, like, do. And it's okay to watch and judge. Like, that's what we watch. We watch fucking, totally. Maybe that's more than my perspective. It's like, I'm allowed to judge it.

That's why we're watching it so we can judge people. And I love watching Bravo because you can, like, talk over it. This is like perfect, oh, pull out my phone. He gives me off. Like, this is truly double screen watching. I don't feel weird about it. Yeah. Like when I'm watching something scripted, I don't want to be on my phone. Like someone made this.

You might one shot might be like so informative. This is not that. This is just like perfect distraction TV. And maybe it's at the level where it's not so predatory that we can enjoy it. Whereas Dr. Phil passes predatory nature and you're like, well paid, they're rich. They're in the Hamptons. Like Warren Wires is so dark. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been really dark this season. And it's like, but this is so like you got the future ahead of you.

perfect amount of dark. The stakes are just high enough where we're like, I'm invested, but there's not like children involved who are being torn apart. So you don't feel bad. Maybe that's why this is so exciting. It's like, I want something that I can just get distracted with, but I don't feel

bad after watching. And what Amanda just did to Sierra is something like so rarely seen in the wild. Girls doing that to other girls? Yeah. Like, I think you grow out of that by 21. I have a different theory on this and we spoke about this yesterday. Yeah, I don't agree with you.

I think girls, when they're in their 30s, every guy's fair game. I think when they feel that clock ticking, they're like, I got it. Single women? Single women in their 30s, every guy's fair game. But they're breaking up, so you're not married. But this is starting. It might not be the right guy, but I think in her head she's like, do I want to have kids? Do I want to be married?

Do I not want to be alone? Kids with West? Disgusting. Fair enough. But, you know, she wouldn't be the first. person to choose the wrong guy of kids with. Of course. That's what I say.

Women, when they get into their 30s, it's like, do I not start a relationship with that guy that my friend hooked up with 10 years ago? This is really new, but 10 years ago, even though I kind of like him and he checks all the boxes. 10 years ago is something different. It's every case you'd, like, go to your friend and be like, what's up?

But honestly, if I'm at the bar and I'm vibing with someone that I know has, like, done my friend wrong, it's psychologically impossible for me to catch a vibe with them. Yeah. I think if West was like, well off, then that's something that's typical

in women in the 30s, but to fuck over your friend for a fuck boy, that's whack. We haven't seen that. I think that's a great point. For a potential future, all of a sudden people start to go Yeah, it's like, okay, I can understand. It's not a nice move, but at least I can understand.

No one understands. No one understands. I don't even economic, but like a future incentive. Yeah. Like, you're telling me that guy's not going to take her serious. So now she's like fucking over a friend for a guy's going to fuck over her. If he does, he's not. It's just to fuck you to Sierra. She is horrible. Who, Amanda?

Yeah, Amanda's horrible. I hope she can learn from this and like just leave West and like become a better person. I think you need to put these on her too. Put it on her too. Yeah. What about bad people? What do the bikinis look like? I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, that's crazy. Why did you just go? The influencer, no, I'm just saying like the influencer economy doesn't work. Like it worked for a little bit where like an influencer. Oh, it's so saturated. But it's done. I have two people I try.

For like specific things. Like what? That was a good goddamn or bad goddamn? This girl like 10 years ago got on YouTube. Her name was makeup by Mandy 24. She taught me how to do makeup 10 years ago. I've never like gone to someone else for it. Does she do, does she have like her own brand of makeup?

I think she had now like does content and like drives a ranger over and like has a whole life. But it's like she served her purpose. Is this Amanda? That's Amanda on the right. She models her own stuff. Yeah, these are. We might have got it all wrong. Yeah.

I'm like a team. Oh man. I just say I think We didn't do enough research Before we started talking about this I'm an happily married man dude I don't know what to tell you

Same same same same Also like getting off to e-commerce is like pretty lame No that's all we've had We had that's a series catalog was the go-to You get the Victoria Secret magazine back the house Oh that was a luxury Yeah that's crazy How did you get that as an only child?

My mom worked a salon so I'd steal them out the basket That's good. National Geographic. In this book of World Records Most photographed a woman. Yeah, that's a good one. Just me. Who was it?

Who is it? There's just some hot girl back in like 2001. And you'd catch a lick off. Yeah. Boy, you never got the center phone to the Guinness book. There's such a generational difference, I feel like just because of our access to internet. Like, I'm not even just, I have no idea of what that would even be like.

You can't have anything. You want to see it any time. This is how old I am. When I see, like, the amount. of attractive. When we were growing up, it felt like there weren't that many unbelievably attractive people. It felt like there was like 20. And you lived in New York City. I live in New York City. Now on Instagram, it's like every time you scroll, like there's another person that you're like,

oh my God, these people just exist in the wild. Contributes to his inability to commit. I think probably a lot of guys. Society is in reality. Yeah. It's all of us. I think we... Oh, so he represents all these girls in New York City that are struggling to find a guy would take them serious because guys feel like there's so many options there? So is he like the villain?

Yeah, he's, we've all dated a West. We've all stayed with the West way too long. I see. Yeah, who's like still hooking up with other people, but you like him, and like you have that strong friendship foundation, but like he's running around on you. He's not taking it serious.

How old is West? West is 30? Oh, oh, give him some time. Oh, come on. Come on, come on, come on. See, now. That's not. I thought he was 42 or whatever the other guy was. He's 43, she's 34, they're 30. Son, he's just living.

That's why Summer House is so fun and indulgent, because it's like they will figure it out. 34 is a tough age for women. Is that the expiration date? No, it's not. But I think in their head, reality starts to set in at like 35, especially if you're a girl who's like obviously very beautiful. and part of her identity is being like a young beautiful woman. She's dating a 30-year-old fuck boy. It's 34.

Who already talked over your friend? Do you think you're going to be the exception? Grow up. But think about it. Maybe like you're 34, you're starting to see like the end of that ride as a superhero, essentially, like a beautiful woman that's in their 20s and maybe early 30s. It's like you're like a celebrity essentially. But now you're 34.

You're about to be 35. You're like, uh-oh, what's going on? Who is more validating? to find you attractive than a young guy that gets all the girls. Former college football player. According to the Google search, I just saw. Like, you're feeling you're most insecure about your looks and, like, your identity. It's just so lame because, like, what you're saying, it totally makes sense for a single person,

but the fact that you've been, like, married is like... No, dude, I know, but that's when you're most vulnerable right after a relationship. Yeah. Don't you feel that way? I just, like, want her to be single and, like, remember that there are other people in the world. Well, we should talk to her. We should talk to her. Amanda.

Amanda, why? There's people out there. Get off the show. Go to church. Wes was just being a 30-year-old fuck boy, bro. But you're not, though, dude. I mean, I'm not. But I, yeah, yeah.

Go to, yeah, fine, God. Sierra? Go to church. Love your family, homestead. Followed by whom? Scroll up real quick. Oh. She recorded out WTF before.

Yeah, a client in front of the city. Oh, wow. She has. Al is crazy. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.

He was pretendingly he didn't have shit this whole time. I can be, I can be horrible. He's like, wow, is cool. Yeah, she's gay. She's on now. She's funny. I like that. I'm making it on the noise that you can't.

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. Oh, is she a model? Yeah, she's a model. And a nurse. And an influencer. I mean, why be on the show? She, I think now the storyline about her, like, saving her up to buy her grandparents' house.

Like, I do think she's probably hitting the level of financial independence that she might not need the show. Don't be on the show. talking about some other girl trash. Right now, she's coming off. No, what is that? Have you heard of this book? You've heard of this? Yeah.

I mean, this is wild. A girl book that you and Miles have read only? That you don't know? That I don't know. This got to explain to me by proxy from a woman. It's a wild thing. This is apparently like one of the most like top selling books right now for women, specifically in New York City. There's like this woman that was married for 20 years.

And all of a sudden her husband's not the person that she thought that he was. Okay. A stranger. She's a part of like the socialite upper crust New York City Society. and now they're in this big divorce. He's trying to ruin her life and she put it all in this like tell all expose book and all the girls that are talking about it.

Does he do the big strap-on joints? Yeah. Is this based on the true story? It's a real thing that happened. It's just a, it's a reality show in a book. What's the name of the... Called the stranger, I think. Reality show of the people.

I have no idea. This was explained to me by someone. That's the extent of what I know. I was hoping that Alex would know about this. Honestly, someone had mentioned it, and I just said I... Bella Burden. I also thought you were talking with the Albert. I'm so sorry.

Sorry. I don't know this. A picture. Oh, shit, that's my studio, I think. Let's go. Wait, is it? Al is actually the one who's laughing. No, not in that much.

It's good morning. Sorry, sorry. That's like, but yeah, apparently this is like the number one show, but no one knows about it. I don't want to read my reality TV. See, but that's for the demo above you. You understand? When I read, I want it to be literature. This?

Oh, wow. That's true. Nirvana, the show, the band, the movie. I heard I would really like that movie. Yeah, I've never seen. I truly don't understand what it's about. But regardless, can you rank these four people from the most morals or least moral?

Most. Team Sierra all day. Second? Yes, say it. Say it. It's true. Say it. He fucking sucks.

He shouldn't yell at ever. Yeah. It's a far second. It's a far second. And to say, like, why will my wife support my DJ career is like pussy-ass shit? No, that's not true. That's not that. what he's expecting is like

you want your you want your you know future whatever to support your endeavors I don't know what you want I know I'm just fucking I'm just trying I know he's fucking

that was good I'm doing my fucking I want your future relationship to I'm not talking about your relationship exactly I'm not sure I don't want you to ever feel uncomfortable

so I'm the captain now yeah Fair enough. But no, you want a supportive. People want their spouses to support. Yes. I think what we're seeing here is him kind of expecting to be like the celebrity and the relationship who has a Normie partner. And she's kind of like, why? Why do I have to like be at your DJ shows? One, two.

Yeah. Hesitant to. Three and four. Give me. To me, as a woman, I think Amanda is worse because this betrayal is so fucking bad. And you're cheating on your husband while you're married. Yeah. Yeah, you cheated on most of the people. And she cheated on herself. She cheated on three people. She cheated on your husband who's bad. I don't give a fuck.

No, no, no. She said until death it was hard. Two wrongs don't make a right. She said his sickness and health, good times and and bad. You know, she should have ended it. Exactly. So she's worse. But Kyle's a hard dude to be loyal to.

She knew that before they got married. Yeah, then end it. For sure. Then end it. It wasn't a arranged marriage. He was a 30-year-old fuck boy. He's doing exactly what he should be doing. He's been the most consistent guy in this love square.

Yeah. Love chess game. Yes. He's a 30-year-old fuck boy out in the hands. He's doing exactly what he should be doing right now. Lo-key, yeah. But if this doesn't work out, like, who the fuck is having sex with West ever again? Everyone.

All the girls in his DMs. Fuck boys don't have a problem getting late. Yeah. No, but I'm just saying like the women who've seen this behavior. No. No, so true. But I think now... And other girls...

If you have sex with West now after this whole thing, you're gross. More girls will do it. More women. We don't learn from other women. They have to learn for themselves. Okay. I think people in general. Human beings long for the love that they knew as a child, even if that was pain. Yeah, the separation wound. He might be a bad partner, but a lot of their parents might have been bad partners. So men and women will seek the pain that they know. I mean, that's where we got to like give Sierra Grace, her saying, like, I don't have a relationship with my dad. My mom's been married a couple times. It bums me out. Like, she's just human falling for a fuckboy like this.

You know? And he's just human. Do fuck boys Like get to have whatever they want? They don't want that Hmm He's gonna be They want their mom to love, bro They grow out of it, bro.

You grow out of it They want their mom to go. Do you think at 40 he'll be like, okay, I want a wife? Maybe, maybe not. It's difficult to say. But ultimately what he deep down wants He's difficult to say, but he's allowed to have whatever he wants.

Most fuck boys grow out of the fuck boy era. In your 20s, most of the time, hey, you're just having fun. And they leave on a wake of destruction behind them. Yeah. Yeah, it's unfortunate. I love being a girl because like when I behave that way, it's kind of fine. Like I helped David draft a goodbye text and I was like, I don't write these.

Where it goes riding. Wow. I'm going to writing for David. Okay. I'm just warning you right now. No, I know, I know. You got to pump the brain. I'm pumping the brain.

I'm pumping the brain. Well, I think I want. That's my last warning, by the way. I'm sorry. I feel totally comfortable with what I have said and shared on this podcast. And now it is up to you and I will not take. way your agency. If you would like to share whatever you want, you're... Flaigrant supports women.

I almost proud. I say that to say what I want... Flaviors are women. How did I become the woman? Anyway, Amanda, I just want her to have like a fuck girl era. Like, leave West, get out there. Say your sorry to say her. She's too old. She's too old?

And the bikini E-com? You liked what you saw. No offense. I'm just saying like for her to go out there and become a fuck girl. Like, it's not a good look. She doesn't look like 34. It's not about that. She should be like Sierra. Hey, just...

I'm one of guys to take me seriously. Yeah. No, don't do a fuck girl. Be a serious person. Go to church, get baptized. So why do women have to do that and men don't have to do that? They also should do that. They also should do that.

But women, unfortunately, do uphold a lot of the standards and relationships because men will just kind of take. Yeah. You've seen gay guys? Men are psychotic. I'm just saying like... Men are psychotic. Gay relationships.

There's a lot of, like, open stuff. There's a lot of sex with whoever. Women are the ones that, like, create the foundation for what a monogamous relationship is. And what can you take fucking women out of it? There's no rules. This is a genuine question. As a single person.

My point is, without them, dudes just kind of like, hey, man, it is what it is. We're at the Equinox. With them. But that's okay. They're doing it. That's okay. Oh, no, I'm not saying whether it's okay or not,

but like the traditional values, We can talk all we want about like the patriarchy and the control of the patriarchy has. The matriarchy is what upholds the traditional values. And this is my question for you guys. As like a single person with like not the most hopeful vibes of marriage. No, no, no, no, I'm just asking you guys. She wants it. She wants it.

She's going to deal with it. She's going to talk about. Mark's face looks. I'm listening. I just want to know from your guys perspective, do men benefit from that like monogamy, like women wanting to like pull it down? Guys, we appreciate y'all so much. Love y'all. We're going to see you on Pedro. Petrione.