Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - I Helped Elon Musk Buy Twitter

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

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Elon, you're welcome. Oh, stop. I'm going to need my thank you, bro. What did you do to help Elon? I got him Twitter. Why? Because the Saudis were trying to not cough it up. Oh, okay.

So we put them on blast, made fun of that goofy motherfucker who was putting a blockade on my man Elon. He got scared because he didn't want no more smoke. Elon is the goat, which is clearly why the Saudis are trying to fuck him. So we was about to go fuck some shit up, and he knew what the fuck time it is saudis mad pussy and then they got scurred and then they sold twitter for uh 38 profit but like that's us so you also held the saudis in you also helped everyone that oh no they're not getting that yeah oh you thought they're getting it you offered over inflation up 30 you thought you made money you thought we're to devalue our own dollars so you make nothing. Hell yeah.

Because that's America. Elon Musk got Twitter. Obviously, we did the lion's share of the heavy lifting when you think about it. Absolutely. He posted a couple memes, but that's about it. He paid 43 bill for black Twitter and just one bill for the rest of it. Yeah, that's maybe. Yo.

You already know what's happening. Yo. That's probably true. He bought blacks again. Okay. That's a great point that you're making. That's his people. Say again?

That's his people. He can. Yeah, that's his people. He can! That's African on African. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We still got to stop it, but I mean- He's like Manta Musa, dude.

When you really think about it, Elon Musk is the second coming of Manta Musa. If you relocate the letters, rearrange them, it's Mansa Musa. Elon Musk, Mansa Musa. Yeah, for real, dude. There's a silent K in Mansa Musa. You probably don't know that. Yeah, mad shit in there. Are you pissed that your bid got outbid?

No. Because you remember, how much did you bid to buy Twitter? $100. Oh, shit. Yeah, I put $100 on it. Damn. Yeah. You paid more for the Cybertruck, I think.

No. Paid it equal. Oh, really? Yeah. I put my Cybertruck on the line. Oh, got you. I basically put my Cybertruck on the line to let him know how fucking serious I was. Okay.

And that's what we did. We got it. A little cherub. I thought you were going to say you paid $40 billion for Twitter. No, I didn't pay no billion. I'm going to let that pale robot do that shit. Do you know what I mean? He's going to get Twitter super lit again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Make I mean? He's going to get Twitter super lit again. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Make Twitter great again, dude. Yo, make Twitter great again. Let Trump. Trump's trying to act like he's not going to be back. If you don't shut the fuck up, get your ass back on Twitter, hips.

Hey, yo, hips. Get them shaking ass hips back on Twitter and start entertaining us, motherfucker. Dance. Maybe he likes his new life better. Say again? Maybe he likes golfing and hanging out with his kid. How is that different?

Than Twitter? Than his old life. No, I'm saying he's got this new life where he's not on Twitter all the time. Trump was golfing and hanging out with his kids while he was president. He hired all his kids and he was just golfing. And then he was Twitter and all the other times. Maybe he found somebody else to fill his free time that he's enjoying better. Like what?

I don't know. Poker. Poker. I don't know. He's using his second rate twitter bullshit that nobody's yeah yeah truth they just shut that down steve jobs shut that down from the grave real dog game over dude he said no no no off all the platforms now do you think they take twitter having run shit is apple and tim cook do you think they take that away from uh do you think they take twitter off of the app store

if it's straight freedom of speech everybody while in if it's crazy man if it's just trump no i don't think they take it off no no i'm saying if it gets crazy i don't think elon wants it to be no moderation right like i don't think he said something like if the 20 most conservative and 20 most liberal are all are upset about the rules, that's good. That's good policy. Good policy should upset both extremes. Where'd you hear him say this? Little nerd.

You been reading up on this? I be reading. I'm a big reader. Ask me about facts. So wait, he really said that? He's like, yo, there's going to be rules in this shit? I heard he did. What the fuck? Got one 14-hour car ride with a dog and all of a sudden he reads every headline possible. So wait, he really said that? He's like, yo, there's going to be rules and this shit? I heard he did. What the fuck is that?

Got one 14-hour car ride with a dog and all of a sudden he reads every headline possible. That's what you do, research. Market research. I thought he wants true free speech. No, I don't think he wants true free speech. He says that shit, but I don't think he wants... Even America don't want that. Yeah, the truest free speech, like the Klan just saying whatever the fuck he wants to say, he don't want to deal with that.

Got you. his free speech like the clan just saying whatever the fuck he wants to he don't want to deal with that got you now before we move on about this can we just go to one uh our resident uh tech expert yes and see their opinion on it if you could bring up that one tweet that i was talking about earlier yeah i'll pull it up we have to look at our resident tech expert because he knows everything about who should own a tech company it is sean king i can't pull it up myself because i'm blocked but uh sean king says at its root elon musk wanting to purchase twitter is not about the left versus the right it's about white power preach the man was raised in apartheid by a white nationalist he's upset that twitter won't allow white nationalists to target and harass people. That's his definition

of free speech. Hey, talk that shit, King. Talk that shit, King. Wait, is he supporting it or against it? He's against Elon Musk buying Twitter. Oh, fuck. I interpreted that wrong. I thought he was like, yo, white power. Keep it going with the fantasy.

Oh, shit. I thought Sean King came back to the boys never mind then yeah I thought Sean King was embracing his whiteness that's the way can we read that again

my bad I read that totally wrong I think all the white power motherfuckers are gonna read that and think that he's finally acknowledging who he is

yeah he's back like Arnold let me see at it's root Elon Musk wanting to purchase Twitter is not about the left it's about white power. If you're a white power guy,

you're going to be super stoked. The man was raised in apartheid by his legacy generation. None of this new shit y'all QAnon dorks are just jumping on board.

Neo what? Neo? You Neo with it? Nah, nah, nah. This old money. OG. OG, okay? He's upset that Twitter

won't allow white nationalists to target slash harass people. That's his definition of free speech. Okay. Who is he trying to impress right here? This is not pro-black. He's bigging up Elon. That's the way I take it. Go.

I'm just saying he's bigging him up. It seems like he's a white nationalist right here. Do you think he asked Elon? He's like, hey, Elon, what is your definition of freedom of speech i mean of course mark and then he was like well it's when white nationalists target and harass people yeah and then he was like oh well are you saying that sean king would tweet something without researching to know if it's true or not you think he would just throw something out on twitter i don't think he would just throw it out without knowing it's true or not are you sure i think he would i think he would put something

out that he knows will uh get people fired up oh so you're saying he would just throw it out without knowing it's true or not. Are you sure? I think he would put something out that he knows will get people fired up. Oh, so you're saying he's just doing this to be salacious, like pretending to be a black man, even though he's a Caucasian white guy. You know what's funny? If we really want to... He's a cracker. Even though he's a fucking cracker. Even though he's a fucking bleach cracker over here. You're looking at him too much.

If you listen to him, you'll know he's a black man. All right? You got to listen to him. How do you know he's black by listening? That voice is real sultry. He looks like he's filming the guy that punched Mike Tyson. You know what I mean? He got a real deep old voice.

He's like Southern. Do you think? Yeah. But as far as tweets go, this is some white power shit, dude. I think Sean. I think Sean King is a low key white supremacist. That's why he divides the group so much. He's an op.

Who does it benefit the most everything he tweets gets white supremacists bricked up think about it think about it oh white people are killing black people you don't think that white supremacists are getting super fucking bricked off of that oh that's a good point everything he talks about is a white person that is a nationalist dream yes or no i mean maybe tell me one thing that's not but wouldn't also black activists be like oh this is good that we're putting light on this you know it depends what type of light yeah do you know what i mean if he's tweeting everything like yeah yeah like not exposing it but like yo bragging about it but also how would you know what he tweets? I used to know.

And then that motherfucker blocked me because I'm not white enough for him. Oh, really? Yeah, he only got crackers following him. Little does he know that you wear cardigans now, so you can... I'm trying to fit back in. That's what I'm saying. It's Warped Tour, baby. Let's go. Real talk.

Let me get back in, bro. I like Sum 41. I like all the bands you like. Cracker Ass Cracker. Yo, tell that Cracker Ass Cracker to let me back in, dude. This shit is pissing me off. He's hating, dude. He's a hating ass Cracker Ass Mayonnaise Cracker.

See what I mean? Fucking celery stick ass Cracker Ass Mayonnaise ass Cracker. Avocado toast ass Cracker. Avocado toast ass Cracker ass Cracker trying to talk shit to me. Hanging out with his Cracker ass buddies. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What? That's just a lot of

profanity right there why is that profanity what's profanity ass i mean just all those white slurs he just said oh so i'm not white now i'm a fucking sellout why can't i be a new white that multiple races neo-white i'm neo-white bro he's he's neo-nationalist oh yeah yeah you know what i'm saying he's trying to bring back all this fucking racism that we've been trying to squash yeah piece of shit uh-huh you fucking milk toast cracker yo for real dude this is this motherfucker's a cracker saltine cracker he really is one big fucking little skinny skinny bird chest cracker anyway so 45 billion 45 billion he almost buys 45 44 right it's going up by the minute bro 44 million yeah some of that money given up giving us our acre and a mule

do you know what i mean how many mules you can buy with that shit? You're not black If he's white, I'm black I don't want to be like that If that white nationalist piece of shit Cracker, hunky, mayonnaise Chevrolet driving ass Do you know what I mean? Backgammon playing ass NASCAR watching ass

NASCAR watching ass Go like this after you shoot a gun cracker wants to be fucking white all the goddamn time uh-huh i'm black then okay because i don't support that cracker ass cracker okay fucking honky tiva sandal wearing footloose dancing billion cracker ass goofy ass laugh and shit comes out your nose yo what what al come on dude also you gotta stick white ass motherfucker not even surprised by magic ass you know what i'm saying yo why don't we do a real test to see if he's black or not do sean came reacting to magic go oh you you probably snuck in that other hand already.

Do you know what I mean? That's what it is. You had it in your hand when you got the quarter behind my ear. I know that. I don't believe in magic. That's fucking fake fuck. Okay, what's Sean King when he eats spicy food? Go.

Oh, this is so spicy. What? Why? What? Why is he Japanese? That he japanese emperor king dude i mean sean emperor 43 billion okay can we just talk about something for real 43 billion dollars dude yeah 43 billion dollars think about that what would you do if you have 43 billion dollars buy Think about that. What would you do if you had 43 billion dollars? Buy Twitter. Do you know what I would do? Yeah, tell me.

I'd buy you. What? You can't buy me. You fucking cracker. What? I would buy you. Okay. I'd buy you.

Okay, now we talking. You're all right. Wait, what about Al? He's black, dude. Yeah, come on, bro. Yeah, you can't buy black people, dude. That's fucking weird, man. How do you not know that? I don't do resale.

I don't do uh resale this shit ain't flight club son i want to buy it retail bro fresh fresh out the back that's a fresh out the back of white right there dog let's look at your history maybe gagging on forever You know what I'm saying That's true Fuck Sean King 43 billion Say again 43 billion dollars What would you do with 43 billion dollars

I'd buy you Yeah you for sale for 43 billion too Better believe it What you gonna do with me Should have thought that through I'll figure it out 43 billion too. Better believe it. What you going to do with me? Bruh. Should have thought that through. I'll figure it out.

Should have thought that through. Yo, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to have you compliment India 10 times a day. I love India. There you go. Keep talking. Keep talking. I love India. India's great.

India's absolutely amazing. There you go. Produces some amazing people. Hey, thank you. Great food. Thank you. Great culture. Thank you. Love India. Thank you. Great culture. Thank you.

Love India. Thank you. How many is that? That's not enough for 43 billion. You said 10 a day. I would send you to India and just have you be a spokesperson. I'd have you join the fucking BJP,

be out there. Why are you treating India like it's a punishment? I would love to be in India. India is so much fun. I just want to hear you compliment it all day. It's awesome. You shouldn't belittle your homeland, your country. I would love to go. You're want to hear you compliment it all day. It's awesome. You shouldn't belittle your homeland, your country. I would love

to go. You're going to send me a free trip to India. I'll go there in a fucking heartbeat. I would love it. Sit with them ugly, hairy bitches and fucking eat slop out of a bucket. You can't do that. I need my money back. I need my money back. Can you wrap your head around how

many billions, 43 billion is? 43 of billion is i don't think you've actually appreciated it's 43 of them it's but a million seconds do you know this okay go a million seconds oh boy here go this shit go go go go go go go go go go go go keep on going come on come on why are you hating a lot of millionaires in here talking bro you know what i'm saying i'm not a broke-ass millionaire go Go, go, go, go, go, go. How many? One million seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. Damn.

Damn, son. That's crazy. Wait, wait. I mean, keep going. My bad. Yo, I was listening, son. Why y'all hate him? He was listening to how many billions it is.

43 billion seconds is a day or something? I don't know. I'll give you guys interesting math facts, okay? Dude, it's 31 years, bro. 1 billion seconds is 31 years. Wow. Sorry, I don't know how many sneakers that is, Al. You should.

You should look that up. I tweet about the running shit. How many seconds is 400 years of slavery from your people you cracker ass fucking honky that's what i'm talking about you know i'm saying 400 fucking years let's go but why did elon just give reparation four score and seven years no wait a minute that's different that is different that's abraham lincoln why didn't elon just give reparations to your people say again yeah elon has 43 billion that's what i'm saying yeah Start with reparations.

Don't give us Twitter. We already got Twitter. Yeah, Twitter's already happening. Give us 40 acres and a mule. That's super... I'll sell for 10 acres and a Guatemala. I will settle for that. I will settle for that.

Okay? Deal or no deal? Open up the box. Open up the box, Elon. What's in the box? What's in the box? The seven? No. Also, one of your fans has been getting harassed by Elon Musk.

Bill Gates. First of all, you want to talk about the supples? Bill Gates got the supples, bro. Did you see the picture that he posted? So Bill Gates came to the show. Elon was super jealous because he didn't get an invite to the show even though you did hate an ass.

You did. Check Instagram. You know what I'm saying? But Elon posts this picture of Bill Gates and then the pregnant man emoji, which is wild. And he goes, this is how you lose a boner real fast. That's foul.

That's so funny. Why is he taking a shot? I mean, I get why he's taking a shot. Okay, break down why he took the shot, because it kind of does seem reasonable. So Bill Gates hits up Elon and goes, yo, you want to donate some philanthropy? Just give me some money? And then Elon's like, oh, are you still shorting my company for like half a billion dollars? But they're philanthropies for environmental causes

yeah exactly yeah and then he's like are you still shorting my company for half a billion he goes unfortunately i haven't closed out my position meaning he still is yeah and then he's like i can't donate to you when you're shorting the company that's doing the most to stop climate change so you're really not about that life. You're really about making that money, which is what we all suspected. Yeah. Anyway, that is some foul shit. Acting like you care all about this climate change shit, but you're shorting the company that's

going to do the most. Yeah, but that's your boy now, though. Say again? That's your boy. You gotta ride for your boy. Bill Gates? Billy G. Yeah, come on, bro. Alright, fine. He's home team. Fuck you, Musk. Foreigner. You gotta give Bill Gates a meme that he can fire back with. All right, fine. He's home team. Fuck you, Musk. Foreigner. Yeah. You got an immigrant. Immigrant.

You got to give Bill Gates a meme that he could fire back with. What should he say that- That Tesla doesn't even do much to help the environment. Call, you got to call Elon Musk Willy Wonka. Okay. Do you know what I'm saying? Why does that work? Just like an autistic factory leader that abuses his workers.

There you go. You know what I'm saying? Willie Wonka. Willie Wonka abuses. The Oompa Lumpus. Okay, yeah, I guess. Right? Yeah.

You never saw nobody leave a Tesla factory, have you? And he dated Amber Heard, son. That was multiple levels, son. You out here killing shit. You out here killing these guys. Amber got a type, bro. Amber got a motherfucking type, dude. Wow.

Don't even say her name, bro. My dick almost hit my chin. You know what I mean? Something you could never do, cracker. It's a little ass dick. Cracker ass. What? Al, he was talking crazy shit to me, dude.

When? On a podcast one time. No, he said all nice things. Yeah, dude, he was wilding. He was like like i'm a big fan of his yeah i don't know why he was so mean to me yeah no i'm not mean to him hey that's i'm not mean to him i'm not mean to him bro he was picking you up no this little that was passive aggressive that was very white of him oh i'm a big fan thank you i just don't know why he had to do that i just don't like when he acts like a fucking honky cracker mayonnaise. It's a shit on the main celery stick. I don't like when a little celery stick.

Just chill the fuck out, bro. Cold sauce is delicious. I mean, it is. Yeah, thanks, though. It is. Objectively speaking, it is. Yeah, it's delicious. I'm not a huge fan.

It's heavy on the mayo. You don't like it? Seems like a white person food. What if you ate it off the ground with your whole family? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Hold me What if you ate it off the ground with your whole family? Oh my God. Hold me back if you want my hand. What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with me today? What's wrong with me? Because that fucking Sean King white supremacist got me pissed off. That motherfucker got me fucked up right now. That motherfucker got me fucked up. Yo, he got me fucked up. Sean King got you fucked up. Sean King got me fucked up right now Sean King picked out the outfit bro

Real tough Who am I dressed as? Bro Mr. Rogers works at Zoomies That's what you got Who could have done better than Zoomies Mark? Mr. Rogers was fire I thought you had something in the chamber bro Yo Mr. Rogers was fire

But Zoomies is like Come on bro Nah bro that's 20 year old humor You don't go to zoomies anymore. We didn't have it on the West Coast. What is zoomies? Ain't nobody know about zoomies, bro. It's a deep cut.

It's called deep cuts. It's a niche. Like Hot Topic. It's funny. It's got to be relevant. I can't even make fun of Mark's outfit because it used to be mine. I know. I know.

But that's good. That's armor, bro. That's body armor. I got body armor. I'm handcuffed here, dude. Like my people were for hundreds of years. You fucking lettuce cup. You're not black.

Hey there. Hey there. Hey there. Wait, what is it? Mozzarella sticks? Hey there, mozzarella sticks. I feel like that's a universal thing. No, no, no, no, no, no.

We need more whiter things. What's a really white thing? Hey there, Patagonia vests. Oh, yeah. No? Whiter? Allbirds. Okay.

Okay. Hey there. Hey there. Wegmans is the best supermarket. Okay. That was a good one. You're getting closer. Yeah.

College athletes play the game for the love. Yeah. Like that. That's white. Yeah. Fundamentals ass. John Stockton is the best point guard ever oh yeah he would think john is he though yes the best ever not the best of them

yeah you don't even got a chip bro you don't even got a chip yo chill out i know no i like it keep going i'm just saying keep going when this when this fucking white nationalist white supremacist is out here talking all that shit you know i mean nerd motherfucker probably like donatello the best from the ninja turtles dork ass which one is that the fucking wood the guy who got wood oh yeah he's got a big stick the smart one yeah dweeb do you know what i mean this this fucking nerd over here dude all right i'm not talking about sean king no more for the rest of the fucking episode. I was going to give you more things that white people like.

Okay, what else do we like? CrossFit. Bumper stickers. Oh, you know Sean King got mad bumper stickers, bro. Frisbee sports. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's coming back, though. Rugby?

We kind of taking that. Black people are going frisbee now. Yeah, Marquise Brownlee, bro. He got the biggest frisbee team. Wait, really? Yeah, he's got like a big, Black people going frisbee now yeah Marquise Brownlee bro he got the biggest frisbee team wait really yeah he's got like a big like ultimate frisbee team

oh he was the big tech window guy hold on the tech window got a fucking frisbee I couldn't even say his name without thinking about tech window

hold on one second bro the tech window got a motherfucking frisbee team the synergy we got we talk about tech windows Bill Gates pulls up we roast Elon Musk

now they're roasting each other it's like we're just connecting the whole universe. Yeah, we're starting it all. We're Marvel, dude. Duh. Why do you think we got Thanos right there? You want me to end this deal right now with Twitter? Dig it.

Dig it. It's that close. Put it away. Put it away. Dig it. Let me chill. Chill. Let me chill.

Let me chill. I don't know. Remember Elon Musk didn't pull up to your show. He talking shit to your boy. Who? He talking shit to Bill Gates. Yeah, Billy G. Let me chill. Let me chill. I don't know. Remember Elon Musk didn't pull up to your show. He talking shit to your boy. Who? He talking shit to Bill Gates. Yeah, Billy G. After the fact.

Oh, so you're not loyal to Bill like that? No. He showed up to your show and you're done? No, I'm not loyal to Bill like that. His seeds. You know what I'm saying? His seeds is something different. Uh-huh.

His seeds is something different. Elon Musk got seeds like that. Say again? I don't know where Elon Musk's kids are. Where Elon Musk's kids at? He's got a bunch though, right? He got eight kids. Word?

You didn't know this? No, I knew it. I just thought he had XIXIOO74. That's the only one I knew. The newest one? Yeah, that's the newest model that came out. But he had prototypes. Yeah.

Yeah. How are the prototypes? I thought he just scratched them and just made a new one no no no they're still doing the thing i don't know where they're at though oh yeah okay so he don't even recycle yeah nah he changes it up you don't even recycle bro now he did say he wants to authenticate every twitter account i like that okay so no fake accounts he wants no bots everything's gotta be authenticated well what if he should a satirical account? That's good. Wait, what were you saying?

I said he should be the only bot on Twitter. Sorry for stepping on that joke. That was a good joke. I wish I didn't step on it. I wish I didn't step on it. Oh, good. What do you do? But how do we... Okay.

What if you have a satirical account? It just has to be authenticated through a person. Ah, so everybody is going to exist through an account yeah so like for example it can be a satirical account but you know that brad johnson is the person or at least twitter knows at least twitter knows you know why he's doing that because most of the fake accounts support amber heard with amber heard and johnny depp and he was like fuck that bitch you know these fake accounts out of here yeah why don't we hear about that breakup at all because he moved on

he didn't slice off a finger he ain't no little bitch because he's Terminator bro you think she was afraid of him you can't hurt this man regrows a finger repairs it doesn't matter you can bounce right back

what do we think he really wants to do with twitter destroy it okay uh hot take go uh i think he's going to unintentionally destroy twitter why how he's going to make it too uh polarizing and now it's going to be like if you're from the left or from the right those are the people who use twitter really yeah so i think all the all the people who are like righties they're gonna stay on twitter everybody liberal is gonna leave twitter and then it's gonna just be uh like what's political uh you think that the left will leave twitter yeah that's interesting okay i don't think the left will leave twitter because they need something to upset them all the time there's so much currency in being aggravated. The left needs outrage.

Both sides need outrage. Let me not say the left. Both sides need outrage. But if the right is running Twitter, the left is going to go there to be outraged. I bet your Instagram pops up with, oh, just text feature. Yeah, but they're kind of done, right? I think Instagram is going for TikTok. Somebody's going to come. I think Instagram is just going to become TikTok. It's going to be the same kind of done, right? I think Instagram is going for TikTok. Somebody's going to come.

I think Instagram is just going to become TikTok. It's going to be the same kind of real thing. And that's why they're rewarding real so much. I think what happens with Twitter is the rules don't change as much as people think they're going to change. I think so. Some people get let back on, like a Trump, for example, could get let back on. I think anybody that was ostracized during the pandemic for questioning the vaccine's efficacy immediately let back on like a trump for example could get let back on i think anybody that was ostracized during the pandemic for questioning like the vaccine's efficacy immediately let back on so like some wrongs are righted um and then i'm curious to see if he makes it public again

i was thinking that could be the play right go ahead so it's like he buys it for this price. He makes some changes and then he makes it public again and then can make crazy bread off of it. Because I and we discussed this before, but like in even if you're with The Washington Post, even with your with The New York Times, et cetera, the way that most people are getting the information from those sources is not by going to those websites. They go on Twitter and there's an article that's retweeted, et cetera. Yeah. Right. Just if you want to get news first, everybody goes to Twitter. Right, but like, so the traditional ways, like you're Jeff Bezos, you're like,

all right, let me buy the Washington Post and I can run some defense for what I got going on and make sure that I'm in everybody's good graces, et cetera. Okay, so now if you're Elon Musk, you're like, okay, so Twitter is news and there's different versions of news, but that's where news exists. I get all my news from Twitter pretty much. It starts there. I see what people are interested in, upset about, and I go, okay. And then I look further into it. If he owns the platform itself, not only does he know what things are trending,

it's like a huge advantage to know what people care about, right? Like in the same way these, that, what is it? That hedge fund Citadel owns Robin Hood. Right. So it gets all the trade data and then it can make trades based on the trade data. Imagine you own the world's speech platform and you can every single moment find out what people are caring about before they care about. It makes your decision so much easier. You're out here going like, should we make a new electric car? And then Twitter's like, ah, the only problem with this

shit is that the battery length is too long, blah, blah, blah. You can mine people for all their information. So not only do you own the news, like where the news exists, you can speak for yourself whenever you're misquoted you can clarify anything and nobody can shadow ban you right and you have data on all these people and how they feel and what they care about it's like incredibly powerful for him for him yeah yeah so like to me it's a no-brainer i think that's what will eventually kill it just like trump's trying to come out with his own shit and people aren't flocking to it because they just think it's just going to be

a mouthpiece for Trump. But the hardest thing is changing habits, right? So if you already go on Twitter all the time, you're not going to be like, oh, I'm going to stop going on Twitter unless it changes dramatically. So look at Facebook. But some other shit popped up.

What's popping up? It's going to take Twitter's place. IG is different. TikTok is different. Twitter is the word social media thing. it killed facebook for you know our demographic younger people aren't on facebook they're on ig they're on tiktok but where do they go when they want to hear opinions words when they want to see text even ig they'll just screenshot their twitter and put it on ig so twitter still has a place i think it's a flex i think

so much of what he does is just pr so for him to be the twitter guy the free speech guy whatever that all adds cachet then the ultimate flex big dick move is i'm just gonna buy the app hostile takeover i'm gonna give the consumers more money you all made more money i just kicked these old cronies the fuck out of Twitter. And now look at me. I'm the richest, most powerful, badass motherfucker on the planet. And then you believe in everything he does more the more you believe in him. I think Tesla lets this happen because they know Elon is what drives our company. And people's perception of Elon is what drives our company.

Same for boring companies. Same for SpaceX. So every company he runs just gets elevated because he buys Twitter and he pulls it off. And he's shown he's able to put great people in charge. Like Tesla has been crushing it. And you've seen in the years he's now stepped into boring company that's somewhat connected, but into SpaceX. I think he's going to actually put in, even though it's a private company, he'll still

put in a relevant board that he chooses that we're all going to say, oh, that makes sense to be the town square board. That's what I'm curious about. Is it possible he really makes Twitter better? Yes. He said in his little thing here, he tweeted it three hours ago,

free speech is the bedrock of a functioning democracy. Twitter is the digital town square where it matters, where it matters vital to the future of humanity are debated. I also want to make Twitter better than ever

by enhancing the product with new features making the algorithms open source to increase trust defeating the spam bots and authenticating all humans twitter is tremendous potential i look forward to working with the company and community of users to unlock it so it's like if you make the algorithm crazy popping like tiktok and all of a sudden like all the people that are posting they're authenticated and like real and you're not getting spam then it's like yeah yeah now you're not that's actually really interesting now you're not just following the people you follow but your for you page exactly you have a for you page that just shows you all the shit you like and on top of that like i'm realizing this like with tiktok and even instagram to an extent there's not really many bots because it's

hard to make bot content that's video you know what i mean yeah but you can make a lot of like written like pros bot content and that's so easy but like so with this it's like okay everything's gonna be authenticated so the quality of content will probably be higher like per tweet and if you're a liberal who thinks the election was stolen from hillary by bots that's got to be comforting to you right that they're gonna get get these fake information, misinformation accounts out of here. So even if I hate Elon, I'm like, well, that's good. I'll stick around if he was going to happen.

If you believe that he will actually do that. I think he's going to try. I don't know if he can successfully do it, but he's going to try. And if you feel like it's happened at all, if progress has been made, that's a win. Even people who don't like you will begrudgingly be like, yeah, sure.

And if he lets on Twitter, the whole right is happy. I mean, if he lets Trump back on, the whole right is happy. The whole left is upset. The whole left is pissed. But if he gets the bots out of here, I mean, if you have a fair election, I don't, you know, that's all you can ask for. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because the guys over at Rollback sent us their performance polos,

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like found through kind of like open source, like, like, you know, digging around the actual name of the girl that was running this Twitter account, Libs of TikTok. It has, as of right now, a few, like a million followers basically. Okay. And they will find, you know, content through TikTok, but other places on the internet, basically exposing people for what they deem, you know, like immoral or, you know, ethically questionable behavior and then post it on the Twitter. And then right wing media outlets will pick it up sometimes and then run with it. So like Tucker Carlson will scoop up, you know, the teacher trying to teach their kids about, you know, transitioning and blah, blah, blah. And then Tucker Carlson put it on his show they also will post things that are just like kind of funny like you know weirdo like elementary teacher being like this is what it means to be a woman

and have like some silly thing right captain will be like this is disgusting yeah and like yeah right and so it's they're posting a fuck ton of content and different people are seeing it at different times so she's alleging that it's basically a wing of the right wing media agenda. And as a result, it's maybe intentionally or unintentionally so. But sure. And so she suggested it's in the public interest to know who runs it. And as a result, she put out the woman's name. That's kind of corny, bro.

That's kind of corny. Also, you don't got to put her name outny also you don't gotta put her name out you don't gotta put her name out i wouldn't necessarily think it is that but then the whole extreme right-wing media is like oh she has been doxxed it's like yo her identity was revealed and that's fucked up but that's not doxxing doxxing we saw happen to a comic that we know after she made a joke about uh xxx where they're telling hey here's where your family lives here's where your brother lives this is your address basically saying if anybody wants to physically harm you this is exactly where you go isn't that the same thing just your name it's

just the name oh here's the name that's not cool but it's going to take more for somebody to go find this shit out i think they're being a little bit soft with oh i was doxxed and it's interesting too because people are calling this woman that runs the account a hypocrite because she will post people's information with their TikTok handles. And it'll be some teacher that's like, I'm teaching my students today about critical race theory and trans rights. And then all the teachers or all the parents in the community will call the school and say, yo, this teacher is disgusting and they're evil and we need to get them fired. And so there's been like, you know, half a dozen or a dozen teachers that have gotten fired your whole career is snitching and then you got snitched on and you're mad well why are you teaching that stuff is that part of the curriculum your job is supposed to teach the curriculum so that's where it gets crazy because it's like some private schools they teach things that are not in like

state curriculum this was happening at private schools i don't know there's a bunch of different examples of all these different types of posts and so it's like they're posting a bunch of different types of content some of it is like oh this is kind of weird to like teach kids and then other parts of it is like oh this is probably fine you know what i mean like what are they teaching kids so one of the so that's the thing it's just a fuck ton of different things that people are looking at it depending on whatever way they want i don't think he actually read about this at all i don't think he has any idea what tiktok is I don't think he actually read about this at all. I don't think he has any idea what lives of TikTok is. I don't think he wanted to talk about this.

I think he thought last week we were supposed to talk about it and we didn't, so it must be done. It's just out of his head. Fuck you. He might be right. Sean King. By the time this comes out, the Knicks will have been swept 4-0. Nets.

God damn it. Go back to Florida. Stupid. Go back to Florida, bro. I want to talk about this thing with the teachers and teaching the kids shit. No, you don't. No, I do. I actually want to have that discussion.

Who decides what these kids learn? I didn't learn none of this shit. I didn't learn how to be gay or suck dicks when I was a kid. You learned that when you was an adult. I went to college for that. I paid money. Yeah. And how is it the same people

critical of the Catholic Church for teaching these kids how to suck dick and be gay are the ones saying that they should teach it in school? Well, to be fair, Catholic Church...

Why is that? What about that hypocrisy? Catholic Church only teaches you how to suck dick. They tell you not to be gay. Who? Catholic Church. I had a priest

blow on my anus. Yeah, but he told you not to be gay after. He did blow on my anus. But he told you not to be gay after catholic church i had a priest blowing my anus yeah he did blow my after no he didn't tell me not to be gay i told my butthole was hot after having some indian food i have having some chutney that's a good thing he did you like that just like a little pot of tea just he did you a favor say yes you a favor yeah that's what they do. God serves, bro. All I'm trying to say is there's some blatant hypocrisy here. Where's Taylor Lorenz? Where's Taylor Lorenz?

Where's Taylor Lorenz when it comes to that? Where's Taylor Lorenz when it comes to calling duty? And how he's teaching you how to go shoot people up and suck on their dicks too. Calling duty? I'm shooting people and calling duty and these people say suck my dick to me. And then you have to do it. And I have to do it. He called it calling duty.

Calling duty. That was calling duty. I'm calling duty. I'm playing calling duty every single day, bro. And I'm out here and I'm just trying to kill these guys and they tell me suck their dicks and I have to what am I supposed to do

calling duty bro I'm playing elder wands I'm playing elder wand with my friends what's it called I'm playing elder ring with my friends and everybody's talking shit call me all types of words all types of names well how was it you're playing fortnights

listen I play fortn knives so many different times, bro. And I won a Grand Royale. Oh, shit. I won a Grand Royale. Let's go. Respect. And I won a Grand Royale. You probably don't even know what that is.

Do you know what a Grand Royale is? I got no clue. Exactly. You don't play fork knives. All right. Hey, welcome to our newest segment. What's our newest segment? I've been playing Hello. We're playing play Fork Knife. All right. Hey, welcome to our newest segment. What's our newest segment? I'm busy playing Hello.

We're playing Gen Z slang, okay? All right, go. What's the Sigma grind set? I didn't throw it. Listen. Throw it up. Throw it up. You know what I'm saying?

Throw it up. Woo-woo. Come on. Throw it up. Listen, if you're not in it, Mark, don't be in it. I'm asking you, what is it? What it is, is it's on site. If I see anybody throwing up the Sigma, if I see anybody throwing up the Sig, it's on site.

It's on site. You getting a fresh suck my dick on Call of Duties. I'm telling you, if you jump in the game, you better have your headset on. Put that volume on high because you getting a fresh suck my dick from me. All right's a giga chad huh what's a giga chad giga chad he's giga chad you're talking all that shit like they're gonna do something pull up then like is every giga chad want to talk all this fucking shit pull up then do something do something with your fucking keyboard made so your wrists don't get hurt Do something with your fucking keyboard made so your wrists don't get hurt.

Damn, son. Damn, son. Could have came better than that. I was all out, bro. I was fucking all out ergonomically. Is that the word? Ergonomic keyboard. That is a word.

Ergonomic keyboard. Speaking of E's, what's an E-girl? Say again? What's an E-girl? You know this one. An E-girl? Say again? What's an e-girl? You know this one. An e-girl? Yeah. E-girl.

I don't know it. Wow, son. What is it? What's an e-girl? Is that a girl you can watch on Twitch? No. It's a waifu? That's a waifu girl? Can you buy their time?

I'm going to get you the exact me, okay? Can you buy their time i'm gonna get you the uh the exact me okay can you buy their time i mean probably you buy anyone's time technically can you yeah for the right price okay jesus bro what jesus bro when is elon musk gonna buy these video games so they stop talking that shit to me as little ass fucking kids these kids are crazy bro all right an e-girl is a slang term for a young woman who is an active internet user often stereotyped as emo style anime and gaming fans try to get attention on social media oh god like jifty doesn't even think that's right what's her face pokemane no what's the chick pokemane that's a chick yes yeah she's a girl

yo she's an ego right she is stop acting bro that's all i got for for gen z sling what what do you got a jeffrey oh yeah yeah what's a jeffrey yeah like if some dude's acting like a jeffrey that's like they usually dress like you nah nah nah nah nah nah nah jeffrey is our slang servant it's a butler a butler it's a butler it's like a jeff a jeffrey i don't want to bring race into it but yeah it's a black but it is technically that's not true that's a jeffrey yeah what's the jeffrey ffr ey what's the jeffrey do you call him a jeffrey yeah butler i wouldn't call that a winner why are you hating on one of the funniest characters in fresh prince dumbasses yeah miles getting upset because he can't hear you and you're not on mic you fucking jeffrey yo yo what does chugi mean say again chugi uh chugi is

when you're uh you fucking you're playing uh elder wand and uh you get a battle royale and you play another run you get a battle royale, and you play an Elder Wand, you get a Battle Royale, you shoot a nut super high up in the air, catch it in your lower lip, and you just use that as dip. That's a great definition. That actually is correct. If that's not how the chuggy is, it should be.

It is. No, what's a chuggy? That means uncool. It's an adjective. Does everything mean uncool to these kids? That's what coolness is. You got to, if you don't, if you don't have something for uncool, then you don't have. When we were younger, it was just all different things were cool. Dope. Fly.

Ill. Ill. Mad dope. Stupid. Mad fly. Stupid was good. Ill. Stupid.

Dumb. Bad was good. Bad. Whoa. It was whoa. Hell yeah. Have you fucked up in the head? I mean, whoa. Bad was good. Bad. Whoa. It was whoa. Hell yeah. Have you fucked up in the head? I mean, whoa.

Exactly. We barely had any words for whack. Whack. Burger. Burger? You don't remember burger? No. Burger.

No. You don't remember burger? Nah. You were a burger. People would call you a burger for sure, dude. I'm about to look like one. I'll be out in a dress like a burger. People would call you a burger for sure, dude. I'm about to look like one. I'll be out in a dress like a burger right now. So they would be like, yo, Al's coming.

Yeah, that burger's going to come over. Nah, forgot it. Burger was fire, dog. Nah, I was back in the day. I would have shot him. Put a little baby situation over there. How do we get into this? I don't remember, bro.

Because you were a Jeffrey Jeffrey ass nigga, right? No, Jeffrey. No, don't go. Yo, Sigma, champ. Throw it up the set. I'll play it with you. Sigma grind set. Sigma grind set, yo. Sigma grind set, bro.

Don't fuck with me, dog. Nah, you can't make Sigma. Excuse me? You can't make Sigma. You're not nice enough. I can't make Sigma? You can't make sigma you're not nice enough i can't make sigma you can't make hey listen it's not in the family encoder right now they're going wild all right guys we'll take a break for a second because I know some of you want to explore crypto and you're wondering where to start.

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the caption says trans non-binary elementary teacher says three-year-olds are old enough to learn about gender identity sexual orientation and pronouns these are the people that teach your children hi i'm a queer teacher and I 1000% do not support this bill. And yes, I do know what's in it. I didn't listen to that shit because I was trying to think of a fun Where's Waldo pun. But I couldn't think of one. Where's Waldo's Adam's apples? Is that a good one?

That's pretty good. Not bad. That's the best I could think of. That's good. I feel like you don't want anybody teaching your kids about anything sexual. Like, I don't want a teacher teaching my kid about some sex shit. Like, low key, like, even sex ed. I'm like, I got it.

Well, who's going to teach a kid about sex shit then? I got it. I agree. I don't know if I trust you. I trust the state more than you do. i trust the state get the fuck out of you i don't trust the state to teach my kids no no no i don't trust state but i trust state more than yes more of the shows oh okay why not okay i just feel like you're gonna tell me you have one giant testicle yeah one finger always smells like shit yeah like i don't think in that area you

should be teaching anybody and these are valid points points. What are you going to teach your kid? All right, so you meet a girl, put your arms like a sloth, and then hump like you're a wasabi. I don't know if that's good sex education. I wasn't going to teach them how I smash out their moms. I was going to teach them just about sex, the birds and the bees. What do the birds and the bees what do the birds and the bees stand for you know i never knew that yeah me neither so i was like don't birds lay eggs

why are you even bringing up birds and bees like i'm trying to talk about smashing like why don't we have that class like you teach your kids about the birds and the bees i'm gonna teach my kid how to dick down from the back. Yeah. Eat pussy with the nostrils in the giggy hole. What? You know what I mean? Like, that.

You don't do that, though. How are you going to teach them? I'm going to teach them. But you don't do it, though. Yes, I do. I'll be back there like. Do you know what I mean? That's what you got to do.

But you're only on your back. I feel like you know what I mean? That's what you gotta do. I don't, I thought, but you're only on your back. I feel like you're the only teacher that cares about that. Not when I eat pussy from the back with the nostrils in a butthole. That's different, dude.

Snorkel. You didn't ask me about that. Snorkel or no snorkel. Snorkel or no snorkel. Oh, absolutely, I do the snorkel. Really? 100%.

What's the snorkel? You do what? You take a bendy straw, you pop it up, that way you can breathe. What? You do that? Yeah. Oh, I what you do that yeah oh

i don't do that oh no breath of air i know that's more that's the crossroad yeah yeah no i take a deep breath i take deep breath of air and then sometimes i'll just i'll have i'll mash one nostril in and be licking and just breathe out the corner of my mouth and you're gonna teach your kids about all this no we just teach my kids about how to eat pussy good as fuck. You know what I'm saying? Why are you assuming you have a daughter? I'm going to teach my little

daughter how to do all that shit. You think I'm not? When it's time, you don't think that I'm going to teach my daughter how to do some shit? This is why we have to teach kids in the school because you can't be trusted. Why is that teacher, why is they trying to teach my kid about shit? You want to teach my kid how to do your hair stick?

Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? We could do that. Jenny Bravo. You want to teach my kid how to be good at fork knives? Tell Jenny Bravo you can teach my kid all about hair products all about that shit because her hair fire yeah but when it comes to eating pussy from the back you're smelling bung so what if what if the school i teach my kid what if the school asked you to come in and speak

i'm only talking my kid i'm not talking none of your kids i'm not spreading them secrets you know i'm saying i can't have all your kids compete with my kid my kid gonna be out there eating the best pussy in college everybody talking all about young schultz all the girls like yo you gotta have him eat that beef you gotta have him eat that beef it is lined up yeah that's what's gonna happen 100 that's what i stand for okay and also my son obviously you know He's gonna be ready to go I'm gonna teach him hella moves Candy sweet good as gold What could that be?

Candy sweet good as gold Is that a move? Yeah What's the rest of that? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about Candy sweet good as gold Let me see that chitzy roll What about safe sex

and not getting STDs and stuff? I only have safe sex. I only have safe sex. What is safe sex? Say again? What is safe sex? Ah, depends. Put a gun in a girl's head?

But it's on safety and you got triggered. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Safe. You know what I'm saying? That Tory. Tory Lanez. but it's on safety yeah yeah safe you know what I'm saying that Tory Tory Lanez I hope lives at TikTok shares this

um no they go this is what people try to teach your children that's how to eat it from the back how to eat it from the back what if you found out

what if you found out your kid was going to school how to eat it from the back learning that'd be fire yeah that'd be fire word yeah

that'd be like yo teach me a little something bro this might have to be 23 jump street i'm going back to middle school so you guys are supportive of the New York State School system You didn't do that as a kid? What learn how to hit it from the back? I sucked a cat yeah Say again Oh

What do you care No no I didn't learn how to eat it from the back From school at all You had a sex ed class Or a health class I had a sex ed class I learned mad shit about fallopian tubes

Yeah So they should learn that shit too Say again They should learn that shit too They can learn about fallopian tubes. That's fine. What you think this bitch is talking about? You know she don't like dick?

They can't learn about fallopian tubes. Why not? For what? What is it going to do? If your fallopian tube is broken, my son going to fix it? Yep. You might have a GYN prodigy right there. But then learn that when you go to OBGYN school. But he could be Doogie Howser and know that shit by elementary.

Yeah, you want him. Young Doogie. Wow. Young Schultz. Young Dr. Schultz. I'm surprised I got all those words right there. I killed that shit.

That was like Ninja Warrior right there. I killed that shit. That was so cool. Dude, that was a lot of ting that you just did right there. Yo. Okay, so you're saying

I could have a child prodigy and if he don't learn to hit it from the back or eat it from the back from school, then he might never reach his full potential. Exactly. In that case, I would be fine

if Jenny Bravo taught my kid about hitting it from the back or eating it like a champ. So we support not lives with TikTok. Nice. Yeah. Hell yeah. I'm not supportive of lives with tiktok bro i really don't think too many parents have a problem with that shit i think just the ones

who do have a problem are a lot louder because the ones that don't care they just not say yeah in general i think people will have a problem much louder with everything yeah but like don't teach my kid about all this shit bro i was like yeah but like they're gonna learn it anyway like you can wow what you mean they see a mother and daughter i mean i'm sorry shit husband and wife what school you talking about or they might see moms and shit like that lesbian uh babysitter when i was younger and you didn't ask no questions i didn't know she was a lesbian bro nobody told me about she didn't tell me she would have her friend Floor come over. Floor.

And I guaranteed they were lesbian. Floor was super dyke with the Russell Athletic and the gold chain on him. So instead of watching you, they would just munch it on a box? Probably. Took her to the floor. Probably. Took her to the floor. Low-key shoot.

And then he was on Google looking up lesbian porn, bro. Google said I was little. He didn't have computers yet. What? Yeah. He didn't invent computers? No. Not at this place.

He didn't have computers yet. Low key, this was before I had a computer. I had a lesbian babysitter, bro. Yes. And she would make me fucking tuna and rice, bro. So we was both munching on tuna at the house. But she would. Magdalena was her name. Yeah. Shout out to Magdal tuna at the house. But she would. Magdalena was her name. Yeah.

Shout out to Magdalena, the goat. There you go. She never told me about no gay shit. I didn't know she was gay. I didn't give a fuck. She just loved me. I love her. She goes and loves whoever she loves in her own free time. It was perfect. Why she gotta tell me about she eats a girl's pussy? I didn't learn about

Transformers, bro. Hey, this is the person I'm dating. She can tell you that. She is a Transformer. Why can't you tell me she's eating her pussy? Like, that's how she would say it. Hey, this is my friend. I ate her pussy from the bank. This is flawed.

I'm just saying, like, it's none of my business. You might have benefited from that, for real, though. Why do kids need to know everything? They know too much. Shrink it down. Lie. No lie. just omit don't try that one at home bro i mean fuck the world is difficult bro don't you think the world is difficult

akash what you gonna teach your kids no but he's he's allowed to, bro. He's Hindu, Indian. He's allowed to teach his kids, like, yo, just be a scientist. Fuck all the rest of that shit. Son, they learn Kama Sutra when they're six, bro. He's allowed to be in a repressive household, you know what I mean? When do y'all learn Kama Sutra? My kids ain't gonna learn it ever. No, but when did you, like, know? I'm gonna be 32-year-old virgins.

Fuck y'all. You're not gonna get pussy for me. You didn't look forward to wanting to try all those positions and shit? No. God damn. No. They're not gonna get pussy for me you didn't look forward to wanting to try all those positions and shit no god damn no they're not fucked up bro the whole manual son son that's crazy i saw a copy of the comma sutra when i was like 13 14 and i was like this shit looks hard you started crying he started crying he's like this shit looks hard who's doing this y'all invented it you should be proud of this no i think it was like um let's just see what it was like you know tony hawk when you just try to do the most creative trick i think that's what it was like let's just see how crazy we can get with it let's just draw the wildest shit you think weird positions stuff okay you look at those drawings am i doing that they

doing that shit look up some drawings it's wild but there's probably some normal shit there too yeah i mean look some of those you could do yeah some of those you could do at the time this was never done before at the time this was groundbreaking no one ever that's the kickflip right there like for a long time people were skateboarding all of a sudden they started doing the little hot shot but what is that position called i wonder if they got that i don't think this is actually the common studio i don't think the common studio had a position called the bridges of madison county no i don't know what you pulled up it was very ahead of his time mark pulled that up studio 54 or dude the studio 54 looks a lot like 69. Seems like that's kind of just a rebrand.

No, but it's too hoes, that's why. Hey, yo, go back. Wait, which one? This one? Nah, go back. There was one that was wild. I wonder if they did. My man was doing like a back handstand. Yeah, that's the Bridges of Madison County. That shit is super A-yo. No, that's you. That's you on your back.

Super A-yo. No, no, no. If I can you that's you on your back super a yo no no no if i can do that son all the blood go to my fucking nose and i just pass out you you like being on your back this is basically just that's not on my back that's actually the worst thing that's basically on your back no that's the uh not poltergeist what's the shit exorcist down the stairs oh yeah yeah that's a dangerous position i wouldn't fuck with that there's no god in that i can't believe we can't even get the actual kama sutra i wonder what your you remember your hook situation i wonder what that's called in the kama sutra i meant to that nah they got that i meant to that i meant to that they got every position no not that one

why is that shit mad popular the bridges of madison county one where's madison county what do they call the one where like five guys rape a lizard okay all right what do they call that what's the name of that one the hudiana probably what's hudiana that's a state oh that's where they be raping them oh really you know who you are can we talk about something that popped up? This was fucking berserk. It's mind-boggling. You popped up when you heard about it. I did not.

I did not, bro. I did not. I am not attracted to Bad Baby. Same. But. That cannot be said for 16.3 million people on Instagram. What the fuck? Shorty said that she made 50 million dollars on only

fans she was a little upset that she was known as the catch me outside girl she's like i've done many more things besides that which she has yeah but oftentimes the thing that you do that is infamous defines you so that's not to say that you haven't done other things in your career and she hasn't been you know incredibly Yo, 50 million when she said that on OnlyFans, bro? I think we gotta check that out, bro. She, oh, you mean the actual content? I thought you were gonna say, make sure it's

true. She posted receipts. Miles looked up pictures already, one step ahead of you. Apparently no nudity. 50 million, no titties. What'd she show? Her in like bras and shit like that bro let's check it bro let's check it what we got let's see pay the pay the girl give her give her five dollars all right so i just paid for her only fans with my credit card you think they're fake

shockingly quiet yeah that's why they're so popular because they're they're real oh they're real yeah i mean unreal soup halves. Yeah. Loki, I kind of think the fact that she doesn't show nipple. It makes it even better. That's Jaws. You know what I mean? You don't see the shark. You don't see the shark.

So the whole time you're like, whoa. Oh, my God. That's the best shark ever. You know? Mm. I mean, 50 million, though, these girls showing pussy are dumbasses. Imagine you showing pussy and you making $5,000 And this girl is just in bikinis and bras

And made 50 Motherfucking million dude That's crazy Yeah that's nuts 50 mil? Yeah Would you take that down? Would you holler at bad baby? For 50 mil? Youller at a bad baby? No.

For 50 mil? You could be a sugar baby. Oh, respect. Harry Mann, bro. Love my wife. Love my wife. Love my wife, son. Love my wife, man.

Love my wife, bro. Love my wife. Love my wife. Amber Heard, though. Yeah. No, that's a hypothetical. Amber Heard is a hypothetical. love my wife love my wife never heard though nah that's a hypothetical never heard is a hypothetical this is a hypothetical I thought you was being serious bro

trying to break up my marriage fucking dickhead yeah you foul for that bro why you trying to break up his marriage bro fucking marry bro like you know my wife dickhead my bad it this is your bad almost got me in crazy trouble right there son of a bitch let's get out of here um would i

hypothetically smash no no now you can't answer bro now you can't answer you're a married man i'm a married man but i don't even hypothetically smash yeah you couldn't even you couldn't even handle that probably jaw i couldn't even take all that down. With Jal? You couldn't handle all that titty. That's for damn sure. Y'all couldn't handle all that titty. You think you can handle all that titty?

I'm trying to wipe out, bro. I'd slide across. I'd be all over that. Al, do you think you can handle all that titty? Nah, she just turned 18 last year. I'm good. She just turned 18 last year? Yeah. Oh, god damn. Y'all are gross. Yeah.

Why are you even looking at this thing? Y'all nasty. I'm looking at you just judging. She's 19. Yeah. She turned 18 last year. That's what I just said. Yeah, I'm 25. That's fine. Yeah, this ain't no different than a Sports Illustrated chick. They're all like 19. Yeah, Sophia's around. No, no, no.

Those girls are way poorer. That's around no those girls are way poorer that's true those girls are fucking paupers yeah what dumb idiot would do fucking sports illustrated instead of holy fans think about that like these victoria's secret models yeah she's blowing them away for the same pictures but you got to get the fame to make this kind of money so maybe that's the play yeah not necessarily the girl we don't know nothing about but she's definitely showing lips though she gotta be right we don't know nothing about. She's definitely showing lips though. She gotta be, right? We don't know. I think we need to do more research. I think

most of the people in the top don't show that much. I know Cardi don't show. What does she do? What do people get OnlyFans for? Messaging. Yeah. You get to talk to Cardi. Goddamn. That's pretty cool. 10,000 messages a minute. You get to think you talked to Cardi. It's like Santa Claus, bro. Son yeah it's like santa claus bro

son it's crazy it goes around the whole world in one night this guy's amazing santa claus well shit man shout out to bad baby good for you girl okay guys uh that's been an episode of flagrant too we love you we appreciate you um we hope you liked uh our drop our tuesday wednesday drop um let us know what y'all think man thank you so much for supporting us we appreciate y'all peace