Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Inauguration Gay Feat. WeezyWTF

Episode Date: January 19, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark, Taylor and special guest WeezyWTF discuss their predictions for the upcoming inauguration, what it really means to be Bi, James Harden and Kyrie Irving on the nets, when and how podcasts will be censored and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

What's up everybody? Welcome to Flagrant 2. It's your boy Schultz here with Akash Singh, Alex Media, Mark Gagnon. We even got Taylor in the building today. Thanks for coming to work late and high, you fuck. How are you going to be late and high? She came 30 minutes late and just told us before we started that you're high. She was getting high for 30 minutes. You had to give her that. Yo, that's for 30 minutes. You had to give her that.

That's another good point. You had time to get high. Didn't you have time to get high? On Martin Luther King's birthday. You were late. Is that why you were late, Taylor? You had a dream? You were sleeping in? That's what happened? You had a REM cycle?

That's fucked up that you were going to dream the same day Martin Luther King was born, bro. On his birthday. Come on, yo. He fought for the right. To do what? Work together. It was my mistake, though. No shit. It wasn't

mine. How dare I start the podcast on time? How dare I do that? I apologize, Taylor, for not knowing you were going to have weed butter and not know how to find parking because you were high. Where'd you park? No, don't do that. No, don't do that.

Don't make it about the parking. Don't give it a valid excuse. Yeah, her car's got the blinkers on in the middle of the street right now. No question. That's what I'm worried about. No question. I think your car is gone. Guaranteed your car is getting towed.

No, it's not. Guaranteed, yeah. No, it's not. It is. It is, Taylor. You what? about no question i think your car is gone guaranteed your car is getting so guaranteed yeah so it is it is taylor i you what i switched the butter by accident so when i made my breakfast today i made with the wheat butter instead of oh that's such a lie i'm not i heart this ain't the black effect network it's flagrant too. Be flagrant about it. You took the butter. You know the difference between the butter

that's in the fucking jar and the one that you put in the bullshit you put in it. Yeah, but no. But look, look, look. You pointed at me? Yo, this girl's wild, bro. Yeah, she's crazy.

This is wild. This is a wild ass girl. Bro, a hot tail is crazy. Dude, she takes one trip to the Capitol and then totally changes everything. We saw you. You were one of the black people that stormed the Capitol.

If I was, I was looking for the stimulus check. That's all. That's why the black people should have said they were there. I didn't get my 600. And you know what? And the black people are like, I can see that. I can see why they went there. No one else will see.

I know you guys still shouldn't have went. They'll understand if it comes to the stimulus check. Can I say something about storming the Capitol? Yeah. Shit was fun. That shit was exhilarating. This is my thing about the Storm of the Capitol. I might have already said this, but I'm not sure.

You do a lot of podcasts. What can you do? We do a lot of podcasts. Those people that did it are absolute fucking idiots. I don't want insurrection in America. I don't want this to happen. I don't want a coup. Correct. I don't want any of that to happen. Correct. Okay? But I also kind of hate every one of those senators. Yo, it is good. I do like the fact that they felt terrified and had to run into their bunkers, little

pussies. Yeah. That's the one thing I thought is at least they're not trying to hurt human beings and they're only hurting people. That's all right. You're going after the lizards. Silver lining. Yeah. You went after the lizards.

Yeah, you would exterminate it. I'm just saying there's a little part of me that like relishes in the fact that, you know, Mitch McConnell and Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are all terrified and hobbling their old knees through the fucking halls trying to find safety. There's a little part of me that's

excited about that. What does that say about me? Am I an asshole? I don't want to become the I hate all politicians guys, but there's certain ones that gotta go. And all the ones we have now are those guys. Literally all of them gotta go.

I don't want to be the I hate all politicians guy. I just sip water. I'm that guy. Yo, but certain ones got to go, though, right? Yeah. Like, yo, I'll be honest with you. When we out in New York, bro. When we down there in Florida.

At Mar-a-Lago. When we down there in Florida at Mar-a-Lago or FC's house. Yeah, we're going FC's house. When we down there in Florida, if we're down there in Florida, it's if. You know what I mean? No confirmations just made just yet, but it's if. We're down there in florida if we're down there in florida it's if you know what i mean no confirmations just made just yet but it's if we're down there in florida i think one of mark's buddies said it best bro oh no in desantis we trust oh yeah yeah wow my man just said people gotta die sometimes bro yeah i texted my buddies were back home i was like yo how's florida he said the sandals we trust that was it everything's busted open son uh-huh run on guys come on guys

oh they bust it open and we finna get a little thotty bro we gonna get thotty out there in my if we go to miami we're gonna get super thotty out there i'm not having brunch with a scarf on anymore i had brunch with a scarf wrapped over my mouth and i would take it down yeah to eat and then put it back up fucking mortal kombat yeah get over here he was ready for it but damn no taylor not yet when we're 30 minutes in then you can start talking no we're gonna get back to the cap can start talking. What about the Capitol? No, we're going to get back to the Capitol. My point is.

You like to know that the politicians are a little bit on edge. I want you to feel on edge. You should. The rest of the country is feeling on edge. You should. The rest of the country feels anxiety. The rest of the country is like, I don't know if we're going to be able to live next month. I don't know if my business is going to be done. I don't know if I'm going to die from Corona.

I don't know if I'll ever get a vaccine. I've been trying to get my parents who are over 65 a vaccine. It's so hard. Have you tried to get your folks a vaccine? Go toxas i told you this people are flying to florida to get the vaccine can you do it florida less non-residents get it i don't understand you gotta go to florida and risk getting it before the vaccine then it takes 10 days for the shit to like take a shot we've been talking all this shit about the craziest people they just want to heal the old yeah that's's got. Florida's the craziest state in the world. They just want to vaccinate people. How crazy is that?

Red states are killing it right now, yo. Red states are killing it. First of all, two red states are killing it. Yeah, two red states are killing it. But all the red states are going, yeah, that's us. It's like when somebody takes credit for like- It's my red state and it's his red state, though. Yeah, it's a group project.

They're in a group project right now. But that's the same shit like when you take credit for like- Like when a black person takes credit for like what LeBron does. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like LeBron would do something black, be like, black excellence.ron would do something black. Black excellence. That's LeBron excellence. That's what I do. Black excellence. We never do that shit.

I did that. That's my people, bro. We got so much soul. I gotta start doing that shit. Somebody gotta carry that torch for white people and not a tiki torch. What do you mean? Don't they do that for Trump?

Like, doesn't Trump speak for all white people? No. No, as in like for the Trump supporters. Don't they be like, oh, that's my people? Yeah, but I don't think that they take credit for the act based on some sort of like genetic lottery. But we don't look at the iPhone and go, yo, we did that shit. Well, because we're not Asian. But if they might go, maybe they do. What are you talking about? Steve Jobs made the iPhone. That's us, bro. Did he, though? We did that shit. Well, because we're not Asian, but if they might go, maybe they do.

What are you talking about? Steve Jobs made the iPhone. That's us, bro. Did he, though? We did that shit. Did he, though? We did that. The first one,

he made it in his ride. Look, look, look. I know some white guy made this, but did they, though? You know, I'm pretty sure an Asian put this shit together, bro, and they killed it.

Yo, Asians, keep it up, bro. Y'all be murdering the whole world with your viruses. Don't write a blog about me. Anyway, so I don't think that that's that bad a situation.

Like to feel so much animosity towards these politicians. They should be on edge. That's when everybody's work performance is the best. You're worried about getting fired all the time. We ain't gonna vote,

but we'll kill you. That's kind of cool. Yo, hey, you can get overthrown at any moment now you better get your dick together let me ask you a question okay if and again i don't want to harp on this more but i'm just so infuriated by just the job that's been done right if you worked at a like a packaging plant right and your job was to make sure that there are enough boxes to put the packages in. Right. Okay. You get told by your boss in eight months, we're probably going to have a lot of packages to send. Right. Make sure that there are enough boxes for all those packages. You have eight months to prepare for that moment okay and you go i got

this that's my job it's my responsibility to prepare for this yeah you don't worry about anything i'll take care of exactly and you go on tv every single day and you're like i'm in control of this i take responsibility i take accountability if you said that every single day for eight months and then eight months came around and you didn't get any more boxes to put those packages in? I fucked up. Would you get fired? At least. Bare minimum fired. At least.

Politics is the only job where you could fuck up over and over and over again and not lose your job. You give yourself a raise. You can vote on your own raise. It's unbelievable. Yo. I'm looking at Cuomo going on tv every single day yapping his stupid fat fucking mug talking about what he's gonna do i really in the beginning i kind of liked him because i liked it a little like alpha italian energy and i was like yeah you want to

whip the country into shape i need a guy who's gonna fucking gabagool every once in a while it's gonna be fun and the fact that he's been yapping for eight months about accountability, this, that, the other, I think we got more Corona than any other place in the country. More than Florida. LA max.

Yeah. The LA is maybe LA. The other fucking cuck out there in Florida. Fuck that. Single guy, 50, no kids. Gavin Newsom.

Hanging on Pelosi's district a little bit. Gavin. Oh, shit. point is that it drives me fucking crazy pelosi's district of san francisco for all y'all we will explain a little bit point is i'm infuriated by these guys that have acted as if they're somewhat presidential during this time for faking to care about the people and doing nothing in the eight months that they had the opportunity to prepare for the second wave that they told us about when you have these people down south florida who's uh who's the governor of uh is it perry or something like that of texas i can't remember wheelchair motherfucker that's yeah what doesn't matter point is you have

you have desantis you have perry you have these guys. Greg Abbott. Greg Abbott. Abbott. Right. So DeSantis and Abbott, right? Nobody's talking about them as potential presidential nominees, right? Nobody's even entering them in the discussion. Yet the entire country who can afford to do it, and it's not everybody who can afford, it's a luxury to be able to move in any time in your life especially during pandemic but the entire country that can move is moving to

those states the people in those states are happy the rest of the country that can is gravitating to those states how the fuck are we considering Newsom and Cuomo who people are fleeing their fucking states and everybody in the states are absolutely furious them how are we even considering them as presidential using your box analogy I fucked up all the boxes and you're like you know what you might get promoted that's what we're talking about unbelievable presidential cuomo won an emmy for what for his uh you got about chris cuomo not andrew cuomo andrew cuomo received international emmy for masterful covet 19 briefing that's not even an award no he deserves it he deserves it because if you could give a masterful briefing-19 briefing. That's not even an award. No, he deserves it. He deserves it.

Because if you could give a masterful briefing while doing absolutely nothing and convince people that you were doing something, you deserve an Emmy. That's true. That guy deserves it. That's acting. That's what politics is.

What's that? They're about to win an award like that too. Everybody's getting an Emmy. I don't want an Emmy anymore. Hey, Emmy committee. I don't want an Emmy. Wait, wait, wait. Al wants his Emmy. But that's just politics though. I think't want an Emmy anymore. Hey, Emmy committee. I don't want an Emmy. Al wants his Emmy.

But that's just politics, though. I think we just learned that the name of the game is just whoever can make people feel the comfiest, even if you're doing nothing. You know where I feel comfy? Florida. Texas. I'm just saying. You know what the fuck I want to eat? I'm starting to get furious. Have you heard your

friends back in Texas? I'm furious right now. I'm absolutely furious. I can see it. But, Shoes, you got to give a shout out, though, to like. Don't say it. No. To whom? To whom?

To whom? Hit that M. To whom? Hit that M. I want to give a shout out to like what has happened with like politics and everything now. I learned some new words. I didn't know what a coup was and shit.

Yeah. That's a good point. But for real, how do I know anything about the coup? Shout out to the rioters according to Taylor. Taylor's saying it.

Shout out to the rioters. Yo, for real. How do you feel about the coup? What is it again? A coup. Oh my God. Yo, come on. Taylor's so high, bro.

Go back to your butter. What is a coup? It's just when people try to take over the government. Take over the country. It's insert. It's the English language. There's all these words that mean the same shit.

Like woman and slut. What is this? I might be high, but I still got to say it. I'm just joking, guys. It's just jokes. They're just comedic joking things. I got you, dog. I laughed immediately.

You did. I didn't even hesitate at all. No, no, no, because I think it's real. No, I'm kidding. No, but in all seriousness, we have every right to be incredibly frustrated, right? Yeah. And that's my feeling it's like we're we are incredibly frustrated by these people and there's nothing more infuriating than being incredibly angry at someone that other people are exalting like that's how like my girl's got to feel like when we're fighting but we put out a clip this fire all the comments are like man man, you're the best. Yeah.

She's just looking through these comments like, y'all don't know shit. He never cleans anything. But for real, it makes you that much more pissed off. If everybody was shitting on Cuomo, as they should, if everybody's just trashing him,

then I'd be fine with it. I'd be like, okay, he's getting what he's supposed to get. When he's getting Emmys? Motherfucker getting Emmys. Some people think he's handily and brilliant. Thank you for your briefings. Stop briefing me. Do something. There's too to get. When he's getting Emmys? Motherfucker getting Emmys. Some people think he's handily and brilliant. Thank you for your briefings. Stop briefing me.

Do something. It's too much brief. Yeah. It's too much brief. It's not brief enough, honestly. Make it more brief and do more do.

Yeah. Get some fucking, some beds out there, some COVID beds. Yeah. I can't believe y'all can't eat. New Jersey's still 25% capacity.

Right across the fucking river you can go eat indoors in new jersey florida you can get the covid i gotta send my parents up to binghamton new york to go get the vaccine in april whoa nothing's available until april i had to go through five different sites when i say i my girlfriend did all this okay i went through five five different fucking sites. You're putting it all together. Everybody was like, oh no, there's no way you can't do it.

It's unbelievable. You had eight months to organize this. You knew we were going to get a vaccine eventually. And you did nothing to prepare. But brief. You talk about, oh, $2,000 stimulus check. That's cool.

But why don't you just let them keep their business open and prepare so they can keep their business open? $2,000 check one time ain't shit when you got to pay New York rent. That's a week max. That's a great-ass point, bro. That's a week, and you've been locking them down for months. Should we coup?

Yeah. Should we coup but different? Yeah. Should we do like a business coup where all of us open up the businesses at the same time? That shit is lit. Every restaurant does it. That shit is lit. They can't shut down every single restaurant. They can't stop us all. What is that? a business coup where all of us open up the businesses at the same time every restaurant does it that shit is they can't shut down every single restaurant they can't stop us all yeah

yeah where we go one we go all yeah i don't know one of those the point is is like should we do this should we organize that like fuck storm in the capital just open up the businesses yeah well there's that one guy got he got uh arrested for that talk about martin luther king yeah but one guy in staten island like opened up his a protest. He got arrested for that. Talk about Martin Luther King, bro. Yeah. But one guy in Staten Island opened up his Italian restaurant and got arrested. Yeah, because there wasn't enough people doing it. Everybody got to do it. We got to organize this. Oh, yeah.

That's true. They can't get all of us. They can't get a few of us, though. They can get a few of us. Some of y'all got to be the front line. It is what it is. Some of us got to move to Miami. So the rest of y'all got to do it.

Yeah. You know what I mean? We might be the front line of that. That's all it is. From a distance. You know what I mean We might be the front line of that Uh huh That's all it is From a distance You know what I mean We help them from a distance Yeah Safe distance

Yeah Should we just do it I think we should just bust it open Fuck it Everything open Apparently I was talking to Emilio From New York Comedy Club

Emilio told me like The pool hall association In New York I guess there's an association For pool halls Cause you need a fucking association for everything. So stupid. Why do I need permission

to have a pool table? A pool table? Oh shit, did he actually mean the real pools? Yeah, he might mean a pool. He might mean actual pools. Like a public swimming pool. Oh fuck. I gotta look that up. I thought it was like pools. Yeah, I think a pool hall is like a public swimming pool. Oh fuck. Well, it doesn that up. I thought it was like pools. Yeah, I think a pool is like a public swimming pool.

Oh, fuck. Well, it doesn't matter. They sued the state, and then they got the right to open. That's what everybody got to do. Open it up. They got the money. They got the money to do it. Not every mom and pop shop has the money to sue New York State.

How does the pool association have the money? There's a lot of pools. Also, in order to have a pool, you got to be pretty wealthy. Pools are fire. Matter of fact, in Miami, a lot of pools also in order to have a pool you gotta be pretty wealthy pools are fire matter of fact in miami a lot of houses have pools yeah just lakes everywhere you know lakes everywhere austin got lakes the ground has like austin no got lakes no austin got lakes it does but it's also a little bit colder no canals no it's like 50 degrees out there bro you're in a parka he's still trying i don't want to wear a parka i don't want to wear a parka you ain't wearing no parka

i know what a parka was until i'm in new york but that you've never been to austin austin warmer than dallas that's actually not true i'd made it up i know hey you want to go to d? Let's go. Houston? Nah, Houston kind of lit. Houston wide open. Houston kind of lit. I got it. I got it.

The hardest thing for me, honestly, about leaving New York potentially is I just became street certified. I don't know if you know this about me. I'm certified by these streets, bro. Really? What happened? You didn't see when the New York legends met up in Ridgewood Oh shit

I wanna hear all about this Come on I saw your IG story I know what the fuck was going on though Can you break down what was going on with this I was just saying No big deal I was hanging out with my boy Call him from Kid Super He asked me if I'd pull up

Do this little shoot with another New York legend. You know, I don't know how to pronounce his name just perfectly, but Fabio Foran. You know what I mean? Wow. Movie. What's up, Taylor? What's up, Taylor? Real talk, Taylor.

Come on, Taylor. Let's go. Bow. Come on, Taylor. Let's go. Bam. Movie. Viral. I'm out here. You know what I mean? Yeah, I can't.

Explain what's happening to me. I didn't even know who the guy was before I did the shoot. It was just, Colm was like, yo, can you come by and do this thing? Because they're doing like a digital Paris Fashion Week because obviously you can't. And Colm runs this clothing brand, this fashion brand in Williamsburg. So some people call him Colm.

His name is spelled C-O-L-M. Yeah. So I just call him Colm. So that's how we're doing it. But it's probably Colm or some shit. I think it's Colm. Whatever, Colm. You there the whole time just that's my boy

saying his name wrong son i was calling him narwhal in the beginning so he asked me to come by and do it and i was like all right for sure you know and uh i guess we do this little scene with me and this guy favio foreign right and um the dude is like like a new york rapper popping yeah in the streets but like really streets like i've had like people come by breakfast club and that kind of shit that'll it's like pseudo street this guy came through and like he's out the sewer bro so his shit was streets bro like he was the sweetest dude but like he had guys around him that were like in the street watching cars come by every time he came out the little deli we were doing a scene outside of he's looking over his shoulder like yo yo watch that like it felt as if he was under attack and i'm there like what am i doing here how streets is this i need to get the fuck out

i can't be in this situation you know this guy got dances to to move out the way to bullets i couldn't do it but bro the guy every time you pop out we do this little scene and he'd be looking over his shoulder another guy in the street like it was crazy and i kept thinking like is that a way to live life of course not not really on two but i thought about two ways i wonder if he's like every day is purposeful oh leave each day like it's your last facts you really gotta do that you know every day you gotta survive like he goes out to the store he looking over his shoulder eventually that anxiety might build up and like crush you but in the meantime it's exciting it's like you're a human being in nature you're like what the fuck someone trying to hunt me is he living weirdly the most natural style life in terms of our biology

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Yeah, you brought a lot of energy in here today. I know. I got to get a lot off my chest and then I'm done. This is the last one. A lot of interesting energy coming. I got to get it all out. Bro, I literally was having the most stressful week of my entire relationship this year. I know I gotta get a lot off my chest and then I'm done. This is the last one. A lot of interesting energy coming out. I gotta get it all out. Bro, I literally was having the most stressful week of my entire relationship this year.

Oh, shit. This year? This two years or whatever. Okay. My entire relationship. I thought you meant in 2021. I don't know either. It's been two weeks.

Yeah, I didn't think about that. I didn't calculate that, bro. I go off a lunar calendar, Marcus. Yeah. So, like her fucking period. No. I go off a lunar calendar. Yeah. So like her fucking period. No, I literally. Bro, I started bussing fast. I started bussing fast and I couldn't control my bus. You're doing the bussing challenge.

I was bussing challenge. I wasn't doing it, but I was bussing challenge. Yeah, you were bussingly challenge. Bussingly challenge, bro. I don't know what happened. I was busted challenged. Yeah, you were bustedly challenged. Bustedly challenged, bro. I don't know what happened. She learned a new pussy trick or some shit like that, but it was,

I honestly, I swear to God, literally, usually, when a girl's on top, that's my domain. That's my domain. Hey, enter WWW

and you climb on this dick. It is my domain. Enter www and you climb on this dick. It is my domain. You need to get this on the wide web. I'm a dot com when I do it. Bro. Dot org and this bitch is dot com. Let me tell you something.

I don't know what was happening. Usually in that position, I've already told you, I'm an on the back guy. I go on the back. You're like a flow state. Them lips getting cracked. I'm telling you,

bow, movie, virus. Virus. Oh my God. bow movie virus so listen streets verify verify from the streets okay that's usually my shit bro nothing could stop me in that position maybe if it gets real good feeling good i can do the distraction we go sailing we could go you know neighbor or across the street something like that wait what baseball looking at neighbors you know what i mean like across the street or just look look somewhere yeah i don't know what the fuck happened these last couple weeks bro i lost all lost all control. No control.

I'm telling you, like three or four pumps, I could bust. I'm telling her to hop off every fucking second. Whoa. Bro, I started to feel incredibly insecure, bro. Really? Why the insecurity? Because I'm not able to satisfy my girl. I was busting too fast, and I don't go around too.

That's a compliment to her, though go around too it's a compliment to her until it ain't at first it's a compliment and then the second it's like kind of a compliment and the third it's like you better get me off loser now she didn't come to me with that energy but in my mind I'm like yo if I can't

make my girl come like I started feeling insecure in like other areas of my life and everything it was crippling and I was like how the fuck do i get around this am i gonna start wearing condoms again like fuck that like do you know what i mean like i i was like do i have to like go down and eat her out and like calm down i literally was going crazy did you feel a little good though like be like a young man like you know nope not even a little son not even at first i was like oh that's kind of lit but the fact that I had no control of the situation of satisfying my girl. How many times did you guys try, though, like a day?

I think once. Yo, Taylor, you're asking disrespectful questions. How do you end it with a day? Like, come on, bro. No, we tried a few times, but not in a day. But, bro, I was literally going through it. I was starting to feel, like, super insecure. Like, it's your job to be able to satisfy your girl because i'll be scary if it just keeps happening

over and over now you don't know shit am i a quick comer now am i ever gonna stop the rest of my life literally that's what happened that's terrifying yeah and i was a cowboy dog say what he's a cowboy quick draw bang i am quick quick bang hey you know you're the best cowboy in the east what is that song a cowboy's life is a short life or something like that yeah i may have made that up you're in the wild west i was in the wild west but here's the problem i was panicking on the inside and i was starting to go like should i jerk off before like going back to like high school techniques like college techniques to last longer like i was like

should i start using condoms like i'm literally going through it it's so funny like when i'm satisfying my girl and that's easy there's so much more calm in the rest of my life but the feeling i'm not now i'm overcompensating and satisfying in other areas right like i think i like cleaned up after myself at once or something like that like well that's how it is. There's so few obligations that you physically or like literally have to do. That's how I feel. So I started thinking about a date. I was like, maybe I should plan a date or something. Like I started like thinking about other-

It fucks up the whole dynamic. Yeah. Like I just give great dick and I pay for amazing lifestyle. Yeah. Make money, give dick. That's it. That's great. But now when it's just oh god it's

terrifying even to think about and literally this morning she's up she's on top right not when i slow clap in mtc yet but she's on top and i realized she's kind of riding a little high she's a little high in a saddle okay i'm like wait a minute she She a little high in the saddle And I'm like maybe Since I got all that sensitivity Up at the tip of my dangling It's that extra pressure From being high in the saddle

Is like rubbing it against the walls in some crazy way So what I do is I slide her a little deeper in the saddle Do you know what I mean Bro Your boy is back Let's go I slide her a little deeper in the saddle. Do you know what I mean? Bro, your boy is back. Let's go. Your boy is back.

So this is just a little message to all y'all out there. If you are coming mad quick, remember back in the day on Patreon, I gave the technique and all that kind of shit? Hey, make sure she sat deep in the saddle, bro. That position is for us. Yes. Okay? Deep in the saddle. bro. That position is for us. Yes. Okay? Deep in the saddle.

What are you talking? I'm talking about guts. You should see her belly button popping out. Her man's dick is so big she can't even comprehend. It would just be coming out her fucking mouth. Like alien? You weren't doing that before? Say what?

What? Yo, it's a lot to handle, yo. The kid out here. Wait, you were not doing that before? Son, I don't think you understand. I have inches of dick. Your boy got inches of salam. So what? What's that like?

So that's a good thing. So why are you not? But sometimes it's hard to handle. You know what I mean? That's his domain. Like, why are you acting like it's not his domain? Yo, when I'm on my back and I'm flat and I'm also slim. I'm just trying to figure out y'all temples and sex.

I'm a terror. It's crazy down there. It's crazy. Do you know what your temple is? Are you a fasted? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I used to do that shit. I used to finger girls mad quick.

But do you have like a wrist? Remember when we were talking about fingering? Yo, back in the day, I was so bad at fingering. And she was like Street Fighter? Literally. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. Yeah. Like mad crazy.

Dude, and why would girls put up with it? I don't know why. But I don't, yeah. What is that? You just go for it? Like, I guess no one ever teaches you, right? Yeah. I guess we put up when they suck our dicks weird.

Yeah. I don't, i think only recently did i start correcting and i don't even correct it's more like positive reinforcement you ever like reinforce something that isn't even being done yet like you're like yeah yeah when you put it all in your mouth and they're like i didn't do that no yeah yeah but it's great i was thinking about it in the future when that would happen. Yeah. That would be great, though.

All right. That's all out of my system. But God, I cannot tell you. It's amazing how that one field, I don't know if you guys feel this way, but that one field of your life can trickle into all these other things. Yeah. That's what they say. If you have a healthy sex life, sex is like 10% of your relationship.

And if you have an unhealthy sex life, it's 90%. And that couldn't be, I mean, it couldn't be said better because it is so true. When it's healthy, you're not even thinking about anything else,

but both of you guys are like so happy and satisfied and you feel like really fortunate. Like we've had conversations where it was just like, you know, it's really, we're like really lucky that we enjoy doing this with each other because there's times where you might

click with somebody but like sexually it's whatever do you guys know you guys ever had that i've heard that before i never i didn't believe it to me it's like just good yeah yeah i don't know why i looked at mark i looked at outcast and i was like what am i doing i didn't buy that. I was like, if you're emotionally compatible, it fits, it ships, right? Yeah, but sometimes it stinks. And sometimes it's just not long enough. It's not long enough or fat enough? Or you know.

Or you know. It could be not lasting long. Yeah, I know that. But Al, does that make sense? Yeah, absolutely. Like having that like mutual sexual chemistry, just they I'm sure have so much anxiety relieved because I imagine women are going on some level.

They're like, I want to, God forbid, my boyfriend's not into me sexually. Like that would crush them. I imagine their confidence or self-esteem would be crushed and then also i think a lot of women don't realize like we do care if you are satisfied especially us yeah like akash says this all the time he's just like yo we're pleasers naturally like as comedians like so if we're in a situation where we're bombing son that shit at your favorite club? It's my home club. It's my home club.

I get bomb in my home club. I might not get ass back. This is gonna be a problem. I'm gonna have to hit the road. You show up, someone else is on the line up. You're like, why are you performing here? I guess it is a lot of pressure for y'all. Let's think about it. Yeah, but y'all don't care.

That's off my chest. Now we can... I actually am think about it Yeah but y'all don't care Alright that's off my chest Now we can I actually am curious about that though from a female perspective Why do women put up with bad Cause they love you first Gay Losers Stupid

For instance my first Boyfriend he was not Good at sex Small cock? He was my first, though. Small cock? Yeah. He had the small cock.

Johnny Small Cock. He had that SC. He had that South Carolina. Uh-huh. What? The small cock. He had the small cock. Oh!

The South Carolina small cock. It wasn't what I call average. What do you call average? So it was average. You got to average on like a Hulk when she's angry scale. Yo, your average is stupid. It is. It's stupid.

If Taylor wants to measure her dick, she brings out a yardstick. Stop. I'm just saying, though. But actually, I think that's... You wear that shit like plus tracks? though. I forgot about that. But actually, I think that... I think there is something to it, though, where guys will learn shit from porn and think that that's normal.

Yeah. But I always assumed only guys did that. It's amazing how you unlearn that when you're with a girl for a while. You unlearn how normal that is. I was fucking back in the day when it was just your boy out here in these streets yeah street certified you know girls was down there like viral

but yeah and then and then it stops but you were saying but i'm wondering if guys do that but i never thought oh shit girls probably do the same thing girls probably watch porn and then think oh yeah when i get jackhammer fingered that's all that's what's supposed to happen so so i've always thought and i'm sure this is not a unique thought but that like um because porn is for men that when women watch porn they're probably not watching, one, the same type of porn we're watching. That's not true. And I've also heard that a lot of women

watch girl-on-girl porn. That's not true either. Because that is actually made for women. Like, the woman's pleasure is first, because obviously a woman is being pleasured. That's the consumer, too. And that is it. For women by women.

Exactly. Yes. The fooboo of porn. But yeah, you might not do that, and that is it for women by women exactly yes the fooboo of porn but yeah you might not do that but I did hear that I've heard that with girls

that they're into girl on girl and I make sense because guy on girl is not made for you it's made for this guy to whack off to and he's fucking in the way that he is

why don't we like guy on guy porn say again why don't we like guy on guy porn then if girls like girl on girl porn he just again? Why don't we like Guy on Guy porn then? Hey, what? If girls like girl on girl porn. He just asked too many questions. Yeah.

But I wonder about this theory though. No, we might like Guy on Guy porn. But I've heard this before. In college. No, we might. In college, every girl's like, yeah, I watch lesbian porn. That's why you guys see two dudes just on each other like. Because I've heard this theory.

Definitely a virus. Definitely a virus. But I've heard this theory like in college all these girls like yeah i watch lesbian porn blah blah like that's the only porn i watch but then i'm like if you can just watch that because it's like oh yeah female pleasure whatever in my brain i'm like yeah it checks out but equally we would probably like gay porn so maybe we would we just haven't we haven't watched it have y'all watched any gay porn not intentionally i will say this when i see when i see guys kissing that shit is gross yes yeah so judging by just that part of the porn i'd be like no i'm not into this i don't think if they

get to dick sucking you know you know yeah mean? Yeah. Fucking mustache rubbing up against the top of a dick, bro. That's a little serious. That's my point. It's gross to us. Guys know how to suck dick, though. I've watched gay porn. Okay, all right.

Whoa, Taylor. What do you mean you've watched gay porn? I'll be better at that, too. Come on, Taylor. Guys, you better at sucking dick than you. We're taking every job

you guys have. That is fucking disrespectful. Do you think the first guy chef was treated like the first WNBA player? You know what I mean? Because dudes didn't cook until like, what, like 20 years or something? Yeah, we come a long way very quickly as cooks. And then now the whole chef channel, or like Ninja's Chef or whatever that shit is. Ninja's Chef?

What is it called? Top Chef. Chopped? Yeah. Top Chef, yeah. Chopped, I think is shit is. Ninja Chef? What is it called? Top Chef? Chopped? Yeah. Top Chef, yeah. Chopped, I think is the show. Top Chef. Yeah.

And isn't there a Ninja one? Or are the guys just Japanese? It might just be Jiro jeans with sushi or something. I think that might be what they're thinking. Chef's table is all dudes, right? Chef's table is all dudes.

Where are these female chefs at? I don't know. That's fucked up. They don't even come out of the kitchen. You know why it's fucked up? This is why it's fucked up They don't even Come out of the kitchen You know why it's fucked up This is why it's fucked up Because The show

Adds commerce Into it All these people Well not the ones That are on like The trial show But the actual Like official chefs

Are not only graded By their food They're graded by How well they can market And sell their food You know what I'm saying Like The best surfer

Might not be the one Who even competes Just like the best cook food. You know what I'm saying? Like, the best surfer might not be the one who even competes. Just like the best cook might be, you know, your aunt, you said, is an amazing cook.

Yeah. She might be nicer than some restaurateur. Yeah. She might not, but obviously. Yeah. So maybe that's it.

Maybe women are like, yo, I just bust it down in the kitchen is light work for me. But I don't need to have a whole restaurant and shit. Ah,

that's a good point. That's what my mom does. What do you, what do you mean? She doesn't have a mom busted down in the kitchen. Wow. I love him. Oh,

okay. What are, what are you guys thinking, man? What's going on? What have you been thinking about? Inauguration. Have you been thinking about football football what do you want to touch on because football love football i'm gonna talk football did you watch this week i did i know this is rare but i did as sweet as

you okay i did because i knew we were gonna talk yeah okay take take me through sunday sunday was the better day sunday was pretty exciting sunday was lit let's just do sunday so you had the chiefs and you had the browns playing the browns won their first road playoff game in legit like 50 years yeah last week yeah this year they're going up against patrick mahomes so this week patrick mahomes you think he's gonna fucking dominate he gets hurt pretty early hurts his big toe yeah yeah like they said turf toe or some weird thing where you like stub your toe have you guys seen that and you can i don't know what the injury was i haven't seen the dot but you you can see he like normally he's the perfect quarterback yeah

he's mobile fucking rocket arm all this but you see him like hobbling around just trying to make it work and then in the third quarter he gets taken down i've watched his replay a few times you said the football hits him in the head? Son, this is the softest concussion I've ever seen in my life. The guy breathed on him. The guy went like this. And he just started wobbling. I mean, it was unbelievable.

You thought that that was a hard hit? I've had three concussions. Every single one harder than that. Sure, just three? Maybe more. I've had three diagnosed concussions. Confirmed. Okay, okay.

I had boxing. Forget it. I thought he just landed weird. I didn't think it had boxing. Forget it. I thought he just landed weird. I didn't think it was a hard concussion. I just thought he landed weird because he's already running weird. I don't know why you're having him run on third and one when he fucked up his toe. Like, your big toe? You can't do shit without a big toe.

Yeah. And you're having him run on third and one? Then he gets taken down by, like, his neck head first, and then he just gets up and he's just wobbling. And then the Michael Jordan of football, he's just gone. This guy guy's perfect why are they making him run anyway that's what i'm saying he's too valuable right yeah if he's already hurt he can run if he's healthy yeah he's hurt but it should be a last option don't don't yeah yeah fuck that protect him and then he goes out and then that shit turned into a game real quick the browns would have won if they didn't get they got one call where they got fucked out of a touchdown yeah and like the guy was diving for the end zone the receiver i think

higgins is his name and then a safety for the chiefs knocks the ball out of his hands it's like the one yard line it comes out of his hands but then it goes out of bounds in the end zone and the way football is set up for some reason instead of getting the ball at like the one or whatever that means you turned it over and now it's the other team's ball at the 20-yard line. So they lost what should have been a touchdown because the guy that knocked the ball out committed a penalty. But that kind of rule makes sense

just because what if you're on the 10-yard line, you're about to get tackled and you just shovel past the ball. So the rule in the NFL is you can't move forward. If you fumble the ball forward and it goes out of bounds, you get the ball where you fumbled. You can't be rewarded for fumbling. That's what they say. Even though it happened in the end zone? So if the end zone, the end zone, now it's the other

team's ball. But like if I'm at the 50 yard line, I fumble and it goes out of bounds at the 40 yard line. Yeah. We don't get the ball at the 40. We keep the ball at the 50. Yeah. Yeah. Because you just, you're not supposed to get more yards for fumbling the ball. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So it's protecting against that. So it protects against that. But then at that point, just keep it at the one. That's it. Out of bounds, out of your hands at the one.

Keep it at the one. Or maybe move them back to the 20 if you want to really penalize them. That's what Bill Cowher was saying. Like, that's a strong penalty, 20 yards. I'm sorry. I don't understand what happened in that play. So if I'm on offense and you're on defense. Go over the play one more time for me.

Baker Mayfield throws it to his receiver. His name is Higgins. Yeah, Higgins catches it where? Catches it like the four or five yard line. Five yard line. Of the Chiefs. Yes. Turns around, dives and stretches his arm out to try to cross the end zone. Yes. Chiefs safety hits him helmet to helmet. Yes. Should have been a penalty.

Ball flies out of his hands. He fumbles it. Flies out of his hands at the one yard line. Goes into the Chiefs end zone and then out of bounds., he fumbles it, flies out of his hands at the one-yard line, goes into the Chiefs end zone, and then out of bounds. Ah, so this just unfortunately... The worst way it could have happened. But here's the thing. If he fumbles the ball on that one-yard line, and the rule is there's no forward progress after a fumble,

then shouldn't it just be the one? Just put it at the one. There's so many arbitrary rules in football. So stupid. Like there was this one, like you know how you have to do a football move after you catch the ball? Yeah.

I forget if it was in this game. Ah, that's so, oh yeah, this is so unfortunate. And that's the difference. It's the end of the half, so it's either 16 to 10, if the Browns score, and instead the Chiefs end up scoring a field goal,

so it goes 19 to 3. So that's a big, like if you're up if the Browns score, and instead the Chiefs end up scoring a field goal, so it goes 19 to 3. So that's a big, like, if you're up against the Chiefs. And then they ended up losing by five points or four points. They lost by, like, unmarging that the touchdown would have won the game. Yeah. So that fucked them. Yeah, yeah. It's unfortunate.

And Baker had a chance. That's the thing. I don't think he's getting any. He played well, but he had a chance. At the end on the end on the last drive yeah yeah and he couldn't come through and i do i like baker but i think overall he played well on the rest of the team like his running back dropped like three passes nick chubb yeah but chubb ran his ass off ran his ass off yeah yeah but it was just like they blew a lot of opportunities you always feel bad for cleveland but what sucks is the fucking jordan of the football is gone right now.

This guy is like, he's... So what is the protocol? Now does he have to take next week off? I think he should. I mean, they're going to try to make him play. See, that's where concussions get tricky, right? Apparently, when your brain is that sensitive after a concussion is when the most damage can happen.

Yes. So if he gets lit up again, like you've seen oftentimes with boxers, they get dropped once and they go down really quick the second time. Right? It's like they're already, and it's because their brain is already wobbled. Yeah. So if you- You have to sit a week for a concussion.

I think that should just be the fucking standard rule. I don't care how unfortunate it is. That's what, yo. They say if you get knocked unconscious, it could take months for your head to recover i'm fine with sitting out a month like this is your brain this is the biggest problem the nfl has is giving everybody brain damage yeah if it's a concussion just sit what was ballsy though and what i like one takeaway i always look at like the takeaway from a game there were multiple times where the browns could have like punted or kicked a field goal on fourth down and they went for it yeah converted all of them and that's how they almost won

and then the chiefs on the last drive with a backup quarterback yeah it's fourth and one chad henney he was a quarterback for michigan like 15 years ago like when i was in college old washed never good fourth and one and they could easily punt the ball and try to make the browns score and it's good like the browns going to have to go a long way to score. They don't have a lot of time. Or they could go for it right now. And if they convert, they win. Game is over.

Yeah. And you run the ball. Yeah. And you run the ball. Fourth and one with your backup quarterback who just threw an interception in the end zone. Yes. Oh, yes. That's what people aren't considering.

Yeah, he did that. He busted off that like 15-yard run. 16-yard run on third and 20 or something like that. Huge, yes. You run the... That's what people aren't considering. Yeah, he did that. He busted off that 15-yard run. 16-yard run on third and 20 or something like that. Huge. Yeah. But he threw an interception the last time he passed the ball before that. Yeah. Horrible interception.

Bad. But I just love, let's go for it. Let's win this game right now. Yeah. And then the ballsy call from their coordinator, Eric Biennemi, was, fuck running. We're going to pass it. We're going to fake the run, and then we're going to pass it. And then they get the fourth down, and that's how they win what's uh what's the old steelers coach named cower

bill cower it was funny bill cower afterwards when they're asking about that play he goes i'm not gonna lie i would have ran that ball i'm not bad he goes all the credit to uh what's his face andy reed all the credit to andy reed for making that is a ballsy if a ball play. It shows that you have a lot of confidence in your players, and your players love that, and they play for you because of that. But I'm running that ball. With a backup QB. If it's Patrick

Mahomes, who gives a fuck? Let him do whatever he wants. Yeah, yeah. And it's not like that's an easy, like, it was what, like a three-yard out or something like that? Yeah, quick pass. But that's not the easiest play. No. Because if somebody jumps that, it's to the house. Gone. Yeah. And then you lost. And then you lost. The game, like but that's not the easiest play no because if somebody jumps that it's to the house gone yeah and then you lost and then you again like that's it we're gonna take this shot it's like taking a three when you're down one almost yeah at the end of the game fuck it so kansas city wins they should have just curious if you guys are pat mahomes this is

playoffs you have a chance for a chip yeah i'm playing you're playing i mean he tried to play at when he was wobbling like he got up he clearly was concussed he could barely stand but he was like no i'm good i'm good i'm good he didn't know where the fuck he was but like knowing what we know now about cte if i'm the coach shit like you're thinking about your if i'm andy here's the thing when you normally you're like trying to not get fired if you're coach or gm when you would want a super bowl for a city that never won a Super Bowl, you're good for at least five years. And if I have potentially the greatest player ever, we're always a title threat. There's never a year you can count us out.

I'm not even thinking from a coaching perspective. I'm thinking from a player perspective. Oh, he's going to want to play, and he's not going to get to. That's if I'm the chief. I don't give a fuck. I expect to be here every year. This is the new Brady and Belichick to me. They can be here every year.

You're not playing, because I'm thinking about next year and the year after. So for the rest of the playoffs, you said them? Because even if they win this week, maybe Super Bowl because then that's two. There's another week break. Yeah, so that's like three weeks off, and maybe you can bring them back. That's, to me, reasonable. So who are they playing? They're playing the Bills, who are good.

And the Bills are good. Yeah, and Lamar kind of choked. Yeah, we should talk about that he's not yeah but it's it is interesting now the Bills have a real fucking chance yeah I think the Bills

are gonna go to the Super Bowl which is it's crazy and they deserve it yeah those are the best fans in sports it's gonna be so great if they go to the Super Bowl

gonna be lit unbelievable dude oh shit where's the Super Bowl Tampa Tampa bro Raymond James baby we might have to be in Miami might have to go an hour away Unbelievable, dude. Oh, shit. Where's the Super Bowl? Tampa? Tampa, bro. Raymond James, baby.

We might have to be in Miami. Might have to go. An hour away from Florida. We're throwing Akash through a picnic table. No question. Akash can't joke slam. Did you see that they started donating to Lamar's charity? No. You haven't heard about this?

So this is like he went down with an injury, Lamar, right? Yeah. He got hit kind of hard but whatever he just went out for a little bit and then all of a sudden bills fans started donating to his favorite charity and they donated like 150 000 that's great or like maybe it was even 300 by now or something if you remain in buffalo you got character you're not you're a loyal person yes no human being should live there. Is it loyalty? It is desperation. What?

Don't you stay in the trailer park? Bro, I'm trying to spin it, Mark. You bring a lot of facts into this. Son, if you took the bills out of Buffalo, I wonder how much longer Buffalo would exist. That is like the one brief. Exist? Exist.

I think people might just move out. Yeah, there's nothing holding you there. That is the, well, maybe there's a, what are they, the Sabres or something like that? Isn't there a hockey team? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hockey team maybe they care about a little bit too. I'm just saying there's like one thing that's holding the community together.

I mean, the fact that they let them have people in the stands. New York is shut down. Yeah. For live events. And they petitioned to let people in the stands because that's how great they are at being fans. Yeah. 100%. They don't give a fuck about COVID.

So like low-key- They're barely alive anyway. Wait, what? They're barely alive anyway. They're going to figure it out. They're like every comorbidity. Right? They're just fat.

They're diabetic. Vitamin D deficient as fuck. Super vitamin D deficient. But they're out there, man. I mean, it's just, I don't know. I would love to see them go to a Super Bowl. I bet they don't even need to win. They're so used to losing Super Bowls.

Oh, they lost four in a row. Like when we were growing up, that was amazing. Yeah. To see them lose four in a row. And I think the fourth, they were like up by like 20 or something like that in the first half. Yeah. Do you remember that? No, the fourth, they were up like on the Cowboys, 13 to six, I think.

Okay. And then the Cowboys were 24 straight. Yeah. Yeah. But I remember the first half going, yo, it might fucking happen. I was like, yo, this might be the year that we finally lose and they finally win. God, what was the D lineman's name?

Bruce Smith. Bruce Smith. And their running back was? Thurman Thomas. Thurman Thomas. Yeah. Beasts all around. And Kelly.

Jim Kelly was the quarterback, right? Thurman Thomas, I don't think ever really ran well in the Super Bowl. And I think he kind of like. He fumbled in that 13-6 game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he had a big fumble. I think he kind of choked. fumbled in that 13-6 game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he had a big fumble. I think he kind of choked, and that's why I worry about Lamar Jackson.

I worry. It's a different position, but he's heading down the same path. Oh, like I can't do it in the playoffs. I picked him to win the Super Bowl this whole year. I thought they were going to do it, and this guy, here's what's interesting. You remember I talked about how Baker Mayfield

made $150 million last week with his win? Lamar Jackson is up for that same extension. You're going to pay him at least $40 million a year. That's what Deshaun got paid. That's where it starts for Lamar Jackson if you extend him. If you're a Ravens coach or GM, I mean, do you extend him? Because this three years in a row, he shit the bed in the playoffs. What do you think it is?

I don't know. I thought he just needed to keep learning the position and he would be fine. That's why I picked him this year. First year, he's a rookie. He got thrown in the fire or whatever. Second year, okay, bad game. It happens. I thought this year he'd be good,

but he threw the pick that lost the game. Yeah. You know, what's interesting is like, I mean, football is a very fast sport defensively when you watch it regular season, but there's something about playoff football. It's just different. Yeah.

It feels like every single play, your entire season is on the line yeah and i guess in a way it is but it's not exactly but like the intensity of which you see a defensive player meet the ball just the speed like you'll see wide receivers that look open that fast it's unbelievable they say if you're in like a lot of quarterbacks who are good in college aren't good in the pros because in college you see a guy open and then you throw the ball yeah in the pros you just have to know he's gonna get open he's covered he looks covered all the time there was a play uh in the saints game last night when you i think you're thinking of the kamara yeah right where drew breeze throws the ball before alvin kamara is even looking yeah alvin turns around i guess what he thought i guess there's some of these plays where like the receiver has to judge the defense yeah and then basically they both have to guess at

which point the ball will be thrown yes right so it's like here's this zone right you have the ability to extend your route yeah or to do like some sort of like button hook or something like that if you think that the gap exists there yeah and like you just have to know that the receiver is going to do the right thing that's why the interception we'll get back to that play in a second but that's why i think interceptions are in on in some, unfair to quarterbacks. Because sometimes they're committed by the receiver. Yes. But the average viewer doesn't know that. We don't know.

The receiver didn't run his route the right way or whatever. And a lot of times, commentators who are quarterbacks will be like, this one is on the receiver. On the receiver. Receiver didn't run his route sharply enough or whatever. Like, they talk about good route runners, and I never knew what that meant. But there's so much fucking precision required in running from point A to point b whatever it is if you don't do it exactly right yep it's you fuck now is the coverage trying to read that like yo i'm gonna jump in front because i know his route is gonna try to be this yes it's a chess match all the time and that's where

mahomes is also so good he will like if he's thrown to his left he'll look right all the way until right before he throws and then he'll just look because if you're the quarterback or safety or whatever you're like oh he's going right he's throws, and then you'll just look. Because if you're the quarterback or safety or whatever, you're like, oh, he's going right. He's going right. Last split second, he just knows. That good a vision. So what happened with that Kamara play, right? Yeah.

Basically, yeah. So what happens? So you have Kamara breaks. He's the running back, and he goes out. And he didn't break deep, like, quick, like sharply enough. Like, he kind of broke, like, kind of like weak break. And then Drew Brees just threw it to the spot. So he threw it to where Kamara was supposed to go.

That was on Kamara. Yeah. It's a lot. And then you feel bad for a guy like that. Yeah, and that's Brees' last game. He's done. He's retiring on that. Brady is probably the goat now, though, right?

I mean, he's the goat. But I mean, Belichick versus Brady, it's like... I don't even think... Dude, this is weird, but like... Now Belichick has to prove his greatness yeah oh yeah you know like before this they're both great if they both have like mediocre seasons they're both great they need each other everything's fine if tom sucks in tampa bay and belichick does well tom is a system quarterback now tom is the goat yeah undeniable goat and belichick gotta prove why every situation he's been on without tom brady he is a losing record yeah the burden of proofs on him well he

was 11 and 5 one year when brady went down still didn't make the play overall record okay overall record without tom brady yeah he is a losing record you gotta do it he's gotta rebuild otherwise they're fucked. And his legacy is fucked. And he's old. And he's been coaching a while. Long time. Like, how long do you think it is before he goes, let me hang this shit up. If he doesn't win another

Super Bowl without Tom Brady. Oh, it's done. I don't know if you consider him the greatest coach of all time. Well, what's also interesting is you're gonna see Mahomes and Reed start to come for that spot. Like they're the new Belichick and Brady, where you're looking at them every year like,

oh, these guys could do it every year. If Mahomes doesn't get hurt yesterday, I think they beat the Bills and they probably beat the Packers. That's just what I think would happen. So you think the Packers take out Tampa Bay? I think. I would love to see Tom go to the Super Bowl, but I think the Green Bay just looks so good yeah they do look out of control you know one last

point about baltimore though that could be a perfect segue into another sports topic we didn't touch on brian my boy brian said oh well he said i think lamar is james harden oh why is that first of all they play the game like nobody we've really seen before, like at this level. But there's just a GOAT that's always there, that's going to be in the way, which for Harden is Curry, for Lamar is Mahomes, and also in big games they just don't seem to show up. It just seems like they're so good in the regular season. People are defending Lamar because I guess a lot is asked of him. They don't have good receivers.

You're an MVP. I can't hold you to the standard of even Dak Prescott, who's good good but not an mvp yeah you are a fucking mvp that's a game changer you are the player in the league that changes everything i don't care if it's 10 to 3 and you don't have good receivers and you throw the pick six yeah and now 17-3 that's on you yeah and that's against tennessee he didn't do well last year in the playoffs his first playoff game he played badly. It's his first game, but if it don't figure out real quick, you're just James Harden to me.

You're not poisonous. You seem like everybody loves you. You know what's interesting, though, about especially what happened yesterday in the Tampa Bay game? We're going to give Tom all this credit for winning the game, but his defense kind of won that game, right? He bailed him out he had like 190 yards yeah and he had a horrible first half yeah started to kind of

like string it together a little bit maybe towards the end of the first and then the second the defense is good though they're like yeah maybe the best in the league they're good yeah yeah but still he struggled in the first half and that's where i worry i'd love to see him beat the pack yeah i would just love to see tom Brady go to the fucking Super Bowl. It'd be so lit. And Gronk is non-existent. Yeah, he's old, man. Is that it?

I think a year off, too, in football is different than a year off in any other sport. Yeah, you were saying that on another episode. I think so. Yeah, he doesn't look the same. He doesn't. I mean, they were going to, what's the other guy,

what other tight end they have? Brate or Cameron Brate, I think, something like that. Yeah, Brate, is it? Other white boy, big white boy, and like, he was getting way more touches.

I'm sure there's much more attention put on Gronkowski. He's good though. He's good. But he is good. Yeah. But Gronkowski, it seems like his role now

is to block, and apparently he's very good at that. He's still a red zone threat because he's just huge. Right. But he went at him a couple times where it was like, okay,

one was on Tom, the other looked like the speed kind of wasn't there. Yeah, he could have caught's not it's not there antonio brown still looks pretty good but not antonio brown injured did you see something get hurt he did pull up and is he going to be out i it's monday so they're not going to say but like if he's out that's big because he was starting to kind of round in the form still not the same guy but starting to kind of round in the form football is just different i think taking a year off in such a physical fast pace constantly evolving game yeah i don't often see people come back from a year off and act like nothing happened it happens but

it's rare yeah it's rare all right um you were you brought a pardon yeah i think this harden situation is absolutely genius for the nets oh brilliant i think it's so brilliant i think that harden doesn't want to be a one he doesn't want to be the number one guy that's true he doesn't want to be that alpha and i kind of noticed this when i would watch like all-star games and i'd see him kind of like take that beta role to, you know, LeBron or KD or the other guys that were out there. He kind of like remove himself, even like Giannis, you know. And I was like, OK, he doesn't really want it, want it. But when he's on his team where he has to, he'll go out and do it. But that's not the role he really relishes.

that's not the role he really relishes. The fact that he's on a team where he gets to be a number two, a comfy number two, and where he gets to delegate responsibilities to guys who can actually score a KD can actually do it himself if he needs great situation. But the reason why it's brilliant is, is because Kyrie has to play now. Explain. Kyrie has to play now.

Explain. If KD and Harden can do it without Kyrie. Then Kyrie is useless. You're useless. Now you have to play to be part of this. If you continue the shenanigans, you're not needed. You get waived. You get traded.

You could, you could, maybe they can make an argument to the league that like you're violating your contract they can figure something out but you are not needed now so in order to be part of this you better play ball before they needed Kyrie to go deep in the playoffs now they don't need Kyrie to go deep in the playoffs that's a good point it's a brilliant chess move that's a good point how do you make Kyrie commit make him useless here's where I worry about it yeah I think you're right for Harden Durant give give him the ball in the big moments that's such a fucking burden off of Harden I don't think he wants it I think he wants to go party Durant's gonna play ball Kyrie though is not gonna be comfortable as a number three I don't think

he's not gonna but it's the only way to get him to commit. And the only way to remove his leverage over the organization is to just remove his power. And his power is you need him to win. Now you don't need him to win. You can go into the playoffs in pretty deep with Harden and KD. You add Kyrie, now we're at the championship. I think they're better without him. I've never been a Kyrie guy. No, but now that they lost their bench, they need him.

Oh, that's right, because they just sent motherfuckers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have no bench. I mean, nobody would trade for him, right? Because if you could trade him for role players, I would do that shit so fast. In a heartbeat. So fast.

Because Harden and KD is a crazy squad. Son of a... Pretty impressive, though. First game, triple dog. Did you see Harden's before and after pictures? Yeah, that was a little, like, I think it was altered a little bit. Yeah, I think they're just taking it. There's no way you can lose that much weight.

Yeah, you're taking the fattest looking shot of him. Alex is really sensitive about Harden, by the way. Why, why? Fuck you, Mark. Because we were in the elevator. I'm sitting there with Dove Alex, and Dove just looks at him and goes, Alex, you kind of look like James Harden, you know? Literally the week before, James Harden had all those pictures of him super fat.

Looking fat is funny. Oh, that's disrespectful, Doug. And Doug didn't even mean it. That's the best part. He meant it as like a compliment. Yeah, he was like, yeah, you look like an NBA player. And they don't look anything alike. Y'all look nothing alike.

Son, beard, that's it. You're not even in the same shape. So my question is, what's it going to take for you to be a Nets fan. That's it. That's it. You're not even in the same shape. So my question is, what's it going to take for you to be a Nets fan? That's what I was wondering. Nothing. Bro, why not?

What do you need to lose? No. But you already jumped, you already dropped the Knicks. Yeah. Cheer no gear. Oh, you're a Heat fan? No, I go cheer.

Hey, that's not a bad idea. I go cheer no gear. What does that mean meaning like i will cheer for the nets i'll watch the games but i won't ever buy any merch or anything like that or paraphernalia i've been doing that with the cowboys for three years it does nothing really it's useless it's no no no meaning like like you're still a cowboys fan yeah but you you root for another team and they're no i just don. I'm not buying anything. I'm not going to your games. No, what I'm saying is I will root for the Nets. Really?

Yeah, like I want them to win. I think it's cool. It's good for the city. It'd be great to have, you know, winning basketball in the city. You're right there, yo. But I can't put the hat on, bro. You're right there, yo. You're wearing the colors.

Oh, we live in Brooklyn now. Son, I live in Miami. It's still early enough for me to bandwagon. I'm team New York. New York all day, baby. Yeah, you grew up in Brooklyn. I still early enough for me to bandwagon. I'm team New York. New York all day, baby. Yeah, you grew up in Brooklyn. I mean, it is stupid to have this loyalty to a team. Yeah, fuck that.

Fuck that. Yeah, how did you learn my loyalty? You could be loyal to New York. You're a New Yorker. You really want to make the Knicks better? You abandon them. Be a Nets fan. Whoa, that's heavy.

That's heavy, bro. Nah, bro. Three years. If the Knicks don't get together, you're good. You never seen EG, bro? You've seen other people. I'm that easy. You know what I mean?

I'm that easy. Let's go. Yeah, you can steal me. Buy some of them season tickets, eh? Let's go. For what? We can't even watch a fucking game, bro. Now you can get them probably real cheap.

That's a good point, bro. Always looking for the deal, bro. That is some Brooklyn shit, though. When they finally have the squad everyone wants to see, you can't go to games. We won't even be able to see it, bro. Always looking for the deal, bro. That is some Brooklyn shit, though, that when they finally have the squad, everyone wants to see. You can't go to games. We won't even be able to see it, bro. That shit sucks.

Dude, they would be selling out, man. Imagine there was no corner right now. That's what I'm saying. Get in now. Because aren't you locked in at a price? He's right. He's right. I don't know if you're locked in at a price, but you're locked into first option.

So basically, if you're a season ticket holder, not only do you get the playoff tickets, the first option, but every year they call you like, would you like to re-up your seats? Would you like to do that? So we could essentially get in there.

Carl Lentz was my hookup, but I don't know if that's going to happen anymore. You wild boys. He might get me front row to Mecca. But no, he used to be my Netsup man fuck come on tickets they got that muslim coach they just hired robert sala son yo the jets bro we gotta talk about robbie's joke bro

robbie son slovic did he send you the joke robbie slovic is one of the writers on um sheltz saves america uh the greatest comedy special to ever hit netflix in netflix's history okay beautifully directed unbelievably directed okay uh now robbie i gotta get this this robbie texts us a joke okay he sends it to the group. Yeah. Mark, do we have it? God damn it. Now, set up what happened. So the New York Jets hired the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator. He's a good coordinator. His name is Robert Sala. Black, but also the first Muslim NFL head coach in history.

Yeah, so he's coaching for the New York Jets, right? And Robbie just texts us immediately after the news breaks. He goes, hope it goes better than the last time Muslims teamed up with Jets in New York. So good. Wow. So good. That's good.

So good. That's good. Fire. That is an amazing joke, bro. Fire. And he said, he's like, no no i got a new podcast coming out in a month i'm gonna drop it there i'm like robbie what are you doing bro i literally was so angry that he didn't tweet it i texted him this morning i said have you said the joke on any twitter

you know i was like can i tell people the joke on the podcast today he's like yeah fine you can do it but that's a good fucking joke right and then we went on this like long we basically got right back into the writer's room we're like how can you say this without getting in trouble like could you get away with that joke i think that's okay right maybe a little backlash i think you're fine that's clever i think enough time has gone by and it's clever enough yeah that's a good joke you could literally what i was saying people would get offended but more people would be like that shit is good i was saying the other options you could do is like have the information and then quote tweet the tweet that says first

muslim head joke and you could literally just write muslims period jets period new york period the joke writes itself. Like if you really wanted to remove yourself from any kind of co-sign or whatever. No, but his joke is too good. It's so good, though. How do you not let that go? So good. Come on, Robbie.

Pussy. Light that shit up, Robbie. What you got to lose, Robbie? You were behind the camera this special. Come on. Come on, Robbie. You were behind the camera this special. Come on. Come on, Robbie. Get it out there. Anywho, what else we got, guys? All right, guys.

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Why do you say that? Those motherfuckers not doing shit. You think they're hyping it up? They hyping it up. They not doing shit. They got out their system. They said they found someone that, like, don't think that's true. They ain not doing shit. You think they're hyping it up? They hyping it up. They not doing shit. They got out their system. They said they found someone that like. They ain't doing shit.

Nothing gonna happen. Might be one or two people, but they'll get caught. Nothing gonna happen. Nobody's getting storms. They got the whole army in D.C. They don't want to smoke. They do not want to smoke. Nah, bro.

25,000 National Guard. Nothing happening. That's crazy. Just the amount of military that they have in D.C,000 National Guard? Nothing's happening. That's crazy, just the amount of military that they have in D.C. It's sad that we need that. And why they got pictures of them sleeping? Why are they sleeping so much? All of them are sleeping all at the same time. They don't got shit to do.

Well, take a picture standing up and then go to sleep. Exactly. Where's the PR from the army? That's how you get invaded when it looks like you're just sleeping the whole time. That's why they broke into the Capitol in the first place. The fucking security guards probably sleep. Thathuh that's true they post pictures of them sleeping bro trojan horse bro did you see the footage that the i think the new yorker put out they had a journalist that went in to all the like into the chamber and like all the shit

while the while the siege like the storm in the capital wherever like it was happening and they filmed that shit in the new york post bro no they parted in new yorker that shit was so funny bro if you go in with them you're part of it that's i'll say i'm a journalist that's what i'm saying they stopped me but go on it's just so funny like he's filming all these people they're like going through like the binders on the desk and they're like yeah i think this is like this is what ted cruz wants us to do they're like saying shit like that they're like going through they're like yeah like this is what trump wants like they're like having like a little like chit-chats with each other. What the fuck do they know about binders,

bro? What the fuck do they know about the information in there? Bro, literally, they open up one and they're like, look, Ted Cruz is going to sell us out the whole time. And then they go, oh, no, no, he was opposed to the bill. And they go, oh, yeah, he's still with us. He's still with us. These people are sad. It's just random dudes talking shit.

I feel bad, bro. That's why, also, what are they going to do with the inauguration? What are they going to prove? What's the point of them proving? I don't know. None of this shit makes any sense to me. These are losers. They need something to do, bro. It's the Chris Rock joke, too.

You never have a black vice president. You know what I mean? If you shoot him, you're just going to have the black president. You shoot Biden, now you got your fucking worst nightmares president. The most liberal black female. Fuck out of here. had the black president you shoot biden now you got your fucking worst nightmares president the most liberal black female oh you think biden just did that for protection yeah that's smart move right absolutely i'm gonna pick who they hate more than me because when obama first got elected i thought he was getting murked immediately right i was scared when he was giving a speech i was like

he said it he said it like he was up there for like 45 minutes beautiful stuttering and shit like hurry up Like five-year-old foreign five-year-old foreign bro like god bless america that's why i had to look around he out there like five-year-old come on bro no that was that was terrifying you just had a little plexiglass stopping him uh-huh i do think that this plays well for for biden though okay because i think that it'll be a lot smaller because like they have like the wall built to like around the inaugural thing but like they built the whole wall around the inauguration, where they do it, at the Capitol.

Okay. And they're doing, it's a smaller thing. The attendance is super limited. Why don't they just do it inside? It's cold. Why do they got bands? They always do it outside.

Why do they got bands? Why do they got bands? They only got music. People are performing? Yeah. Yeah, J-Lo's pulling up. Performing what? Lady Gaga's pulling up.

Demi Lovato, right? Why are they singing? Why do we care? It's just what happens It's history It's a change of a person Nah bro Lock it up

Get back to Corona Is history with Trump It ain't history with Biden Lifetime politician Old white dude Ain't no history Yeah it should be one handshake Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Cut out the fucking musical performance They gotta treat it like a Craigslist deal That's what they gotta do That's it Go to a lip parking lot Go to Starbucks Shake hands Alright you got it

This is a PS5 This is a 700 Done See you later We don't need Demi Lovato Singing a fucking song About how she used to be skinny Oh my god

Okay No Why are we having this This is so stupid J-Lo is going to dance? Yeah, I don't mind that. I mean, actually, if it was a present. She's 50 years old.

If they do Super Bowl 2.0, if they run that shit back. Wait, what? If they do the Super Bowl. She can't even bring her ass out to save her life. No, no, I'm okay with that. If it was a present that you actually wanted, would you be like, yes, bring out all this? No. No.

I don't care. Stop paying these people with our money let's go we gotta go we got shit to do it's a virus it's a pandemic in the middle of a pandemic

we're gonna have a fucking what is it called Oscars no what is it called Golden Globes we're gonna do the Grammys for the inauguration

I'm not watching Joe Biden sniff J-Lo's wig you know what I mean I don't wanna deal with that that'd be pretty sick but in all seriousness what are we doing out here you can't celebrate

when there's shit to do. Right? As far as I'm concerned, if I see a politician celebrating anything, you need to get a shot. Come on, son. Yo.

I'm sorry it's your birthday. You need to get a shot at a vaccine. You need to get a shot at a vaccine, guys. Because you're getting older every year on your birthday. It's your birthday.

Vaccines are very important. Don't celebrate your birthday and get the vaccine. No, you don't need to get shot, but you're getting older every year on your birthday. It's your birthday. Vaccines are very important. Don't celebrate your birthday. Get the vaccine. No, you don't need to get shot, but you need to be put in prison or something like that. You need to be like, why are you celebrating? Do something. Isn't it their job to do shit? You got a job to do, bro.

Unbelievable. There ain't no celebrating. You just got here. Unbelievable. I'm celebrating you got here? No, you've been here. It wasn't even that big of a move. And we got to watch Biden stumble through all the fucking vows and shit

Nah they gotta have him doped up bro He could kill that shit You think so? Yeah like he fucking ran out last time when he won the election He broke his foot The guy's gonna hobble out to the damn podium I think Bobby when he talks he's just squinting all the time Like you can't see that

You gotta cataract yo Yeah It is a little bothersome Oh gosh you think Kamala's gonna hit that hold on one conversation at a time what is it nah i think kamala's racist alex is being racist towards indians how's that racist andrew can you be funny and racist please please? How is that racist? What is Kamala going to do? At the thing? Yeah. Can you do her a little? If I know Indian women, probably

be a pain in the ass to jump on. How long have we got to be here for this? What's going on? Why is it all about you? I like the color of his house. Why? It's so boring.

The floors No in all seriousness This whole thing is absolutely ridiculous Let's go Power switched over Done Especially because Trump's not even going to be there He can't even do half the inauguration shit

Wait why? Was Trump supposed to hand him the I think they do a handshake The first lady comes through. They dap it up. They dap it up real quick. They do the peaceful transition. They go, yo, keep moving.

Yo, that guy's a pussy, bro. He's a fucking loser. Trump is pussy, bro. What do you think he's doing on inauguration? If you're Trump, what do you do on inauguration day? He can't even tweet, dog. He's going to be going crazy. Because normally he just tweets when he's upset.

Gets it all out. Now he can't do nothing. He's just beating the shit out of Barron or something. He could be on parlor with nobody watching. Just smacking Baron around way up here. We'll get eight feet tall. If you want to try to find a way to make a statement

during the inauguration. If I was Trump, I would make all the attention on me. I have something to say. Oh, steal the attention. But how? I would do his own inauguration. Oh, that's... I'm talking about a coup.

I think I'm talking about a coup. Yeah, I think you're saying a coup. So he's going to re-inaugurate himself. Yo, that's actually not a bad move. That's hilarious. I'm here for four more years. That's what he should do. Yeah, at Mar-a-Lago. But who's going to air it? CNN probably is fucking...

Haven't they lacked news stuff since Trump? Yeah, that's what they will never acknowledge. They got this guy elected just as much as anybody else. Oh my God. Because they need him. It drives me crazy. They need him. They love when he goes crazy.

It drives me absolutely crazy that they could take a moral, what is it called? The moral high ground? They could take a moral high ground after the presidency is over, like Twitter banning him and all these other like alt-right supremacist groups. It's like you built them, you fucking bitch.

Yeah, bitch. Jack Dorsey, you built these up. You profited off of it. You let him tweet on it every single day. And now when it's a problem, you go, oh, we need to fix this. You knew it was going to be a problem you saw people tweeting about it you know every single tweet when somebody tweets something a little too fucked up don't they block it they block my stand-up videos when i make a joke if i was some all right dude on twitter i'd be so insecure if i didn't get blocked

yeah so you weren't trying hard yeah exactly there's gotta be one that's like what the fuck i was doing every day fucking clan hood hoods. That's how I feel I heard they would brag about that shit more. They'll be like yo, I had 20 pages blocked That's the teardrop one little Twitter bird But yeah, it's just like all these guys that are so baked into it It's just you're so fucking corny to me when Trump was running He was a joke and then he kept getting more and more coverage because cnn and all these other news outlets would say every crazy thing he said

they'd give it all the coverage in the world and that's how he reached people bro during his rallies they would just air them they would just air an hour-long rally it's just like ratings so you fed it that's it you fed your own beast and now you can't control now they're like oh this is dangerous you knew it was dangerous you knew you knew every single thing oh and you know what they're gonna come for next i bet you they start coming for podcasts well that's the dumb part is that you're like oh this podcaster oh they had ben shapiro on their podcast it's like you had trump and whoever else that you hate on cnn non-stop you were filming him for hours just not even with backlash or counterpoints just filming him you're talking about you're talking

about the uh news organizations that are calling out podcasters yeah exactly so okay let's talk about this in two in two different worlds right one we'll talk about the news organizations calling them out in the hypocrisy there and then we'll also talk about big tech potentially censoring podcasts for misinformation let's first call out the news organizations because exactly what you said is true yeah it's bullshit it's like you showed up to his rallies with a camera it has a direct feed to your news network yeah and now all of a sudden you're saying we need to silence him because his rhetoric is dangerous the rhetoric the rhetoric that you sold advertising

on you fucking bitch yeah and on a podcast you can go you can go back and forth like i think trump on a podcast if i mean if you believe that trump's rhetoric is dangerous i think trump on a podcast, you can go back and forth. I think Trump on a podcast, if you believe that Trump's rhetoric is dangerous, I think Trump on a podcast is the best way to have him. Because you can challenge him, have counterpoints, interview. His interviews with people that pushed him were the best interviews. But just putting him at a rally with all these people cheering him on, if you're an undecided voter, you're like, oh, people seem to like this guy. Every interview where he had that was unfiltered exposed the con.

Right. And you got tons of news coverage on it afterwards where people said, see, this is what we've been pointing out. Right. 100%. When you just expose him in his vacuum, speaking to the people that support everything in that vacuum. Thousands of people in a field cheering him on. You make him look like a fucking deity. Yep.

You are responsible for this. The ball's on them. And if you're a borderline Trump supporter and you see all these other people supporting him, how much easier is it to go to that side? I'm not alone. I'm not a freak if I like Trump. This guy's popular.

He must be saying something that's got truth to it. Yeah, they build the cult of personality. They definitely help build it, without a doubt, right? And then they have the, I think that's the thing, is the gall to come back and say that podcasts and people that are willing to have on controversial figures. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Are they calling out the people they're competing with now? Yeah.

Oh! I missed this. What podcast are they calling out? Yeah, set this up. So, I mean, they do this all the time but like this is a uh i think actually uh the rising we're talking about i think sega was talking about it but basically the ap put out some article suggesting that podcast ap is the associated press yeah just for anybody listening yeah so basically it is a news network that's

supposedly unbiased and it just gives you the news yeah right and they put out ap is actually pretty reasonable i've known pretty they're normally good and i think the headline was a little bit more salacious than the actual like body of the article but basically what the headline was is that they were suggesting that these people were getting censored and banned off of platforms but they're still able to use podcast portals as a way to reach their audience and they're talking about like uh what they would call quote- unquote, radical alt-right conservative like commentators. And they say these people are dangerous and they have dangerous rhetoric that causes spreading misinformation. Yeah. Misinformation. Misinformation is key because that's what you can use as a reason, a rationale for blackballing someone or removing someone from a platform.

Right. So, yeah, they get banned off Twitter, but they're able to then just have a podcast and use some RSS feed and then push their podcast out. And for our safety, we need to silence those voices. Now these things are very different than having a Twitter and a Facebook and a podcast because you're not interacting directly with your podcast host. Like on Twitter, you can galvanize

and organize people and say and communicate and say, this is where we're going to meet. Facebook is incredibly effective for this as this well create these groups and share information podcast is literally an album you're listening to it for two hours live shows at the podcast say again you can do podcast live shows you can communicate to people but they can't communicate back to you and to each other right and i think that's where there is a little bit of a discrepancy and where things a little safer but continue so. So the article is like, I think there were some people that were like, quote unquote, legitimate, dangerous forces that were like calling to kill people.

And then we're using podcasts as a avenue to do it. And so in like, this is the tricky part with any type of censorship is that in the reasonable cases, it seems like a good idea. But then the question is, where does it stop and who controls where the line is drawn yeah and no one has an answer to that which is why people get anxious but like if you're like oh should we stop child predators from having podcasts to talk to each other everyone's like yeah of course should we stop people that are trying to kill politicians blah blah yeah probably should we should and then you hear a conversation that we have on here and they go oh technically politicians should get shot in the head and then all of a sudden yeah they're calling for their fans to to murder politicians yeah and now they have the right to potentially wipe us off yeah it's it sucks this is the overcorrection that often happens when

there's any censorship yeah but i do think podcasts will be the next thing that they come for and it's absolute bullshit and the fact that news organizations that have propped these motherfuckers that they say they hate up and made so much money off them. Like we're talking about, nobody's made more money than CNN off of Trump. Nobody. Fox News included. I don't think Fox, because I think

what often happens is, you make more money when the opposition is in office. Fox News made more money when they were in office. Best ratings of all time. They would have even better ratings i imagine if you think people hate watching yes no no wait because you want to watch to shit on so when the person is in power you're watching to shit on so cnn's killing it because the person in power is not aligned with their politics so you're shitting on that person and they're giving you reasons why you hate them. Hey, feed me more reasons

why they're stupid. Feed me more reasons. I don't like this guy. Tell me why. That's essentially what those new orders are. They're just stewing on your loss for four years.

But they're both making tons of money. And Fox is just stewing on liberals' response to the loss. Exactly. So it's like, oh, AOC said this thing, blah, blah, blah, and then they just galvanize

the people around them. They create their villains and then they just sell their bullshit to them. But couldn't an out-for for any podcaster just be like, oh, anything I say on here is in fact, it's just my opinion and you're just safe. So you could do the Bill O'Reilly excuse

and the Hannity excuse, which is we're just entertainers. We're not a news organization, even though Fox's slogan is literally the truth. Yeah, real news. Something crazy like that. No spin zone. Exactly.

And then their pussy asses, once they were were called out started just calling themselves entertainers now we're entertainers no but you know we've we've never claimed to be anything else right it's comedy podcast you know what is a sports podcast you couldn't even be consistent with that but the point is but the point, it's absolutely hypocritical for these motherfuckers to make all this money and start silencing people. And maybe the reason they're silencing them... You heard me start to glizzy up?

You had an Obama moment. I might have had one. I had an Obama moment. It was your fault. You sound like Patrick Mahomes right now. But it's just so fucking infuriating, man. You are silencing your competition. You're taking advantage of a moment to silence your competition. That's what I see.

They see the podcast have way more influence than these news organizations. And they see that so many more people are listening to maybe right wing conservative podcast. What's the guy's name? Uh, car, uh, Steven Crowder,

Crowder, Crowder, way more people are probably watching him than are watching some fledgling CNN show. I think during election night, his live stream- Was watched more than CNN's? I think it was competitive. I think it was CNN, another one, and then his. His was the third.

Steven Crowder, he's a Republican news commentator. But there are some that are pretty- There's one called The Daily Shoah, which is Holocaust. Shoah means Holocaust, So The Daily Holocaust. Whoa. There's no doubt that there's super fucked up ones that we can get out of here. There's no question. So that's where it gets tricky.

Okay, that seems reasonable to me that you would get rid of a podcast called The Daily Holocaust. Yes. But then where's the line? If you're going to get rid of those, how do you know when the end is? What I'm saying is I think that these organizations are going to use this as an excuse to wipe out some competition. That's fair. And it sucks, man. Yeah.

It really sucks because nobody's calling out the fact that they made billions of dollars off of this guy that they supposedly hate. Like when they were racking in those billions of dollars, they weren't that fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Like I thought Facebook was like a piece of shit platform't that fucked up you know what i'm saying like i thought facebook was like a piece of shit platform super fucked up and then mark showed me this uh analytics of how much money we make a month and now i think it's a reasonable you know social media platform right that the world needs yeah it's very important and mark zuckerberg's doing an absolutely fantastic job with he's doing the god yeah God's work. He's literally doing God's work.

So if he needs to go fucking scuba diving or surfing in Hawaii and use tons of SPF on his face, do whatever you need to do as long as those fucking checks keep coming in. Thank you so much. That's the beauty of not being a news network. Yeah. All right, step it up, Twitter. I don't make any money off of you. At least you're honest.

If CNN was like, hey, man, we made a lot of money with this guy. I don't mind if he gets four more years. Yeah. Bet. I would love that. Bet. Isn't it refreshing when these motherfuckers just tell you the truth? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. None of them are honest. You know what the actual endgame is. Yeah. Yeah, the W-no. It's just, I don't know. Maybe I just see fraudulence in someone and I know it's just i don't know maybe i just see like fraudulence yeah in someone and i know it's there yeah and it just drives me fucking crazy when they won't admit it like you ever know

like you ever catch someone in a lie and you're just like motherfucker yeah just tell me the truth it's up it's yeah the gig what it's called the jig is up yeah it's i get it i see it and if you told me the truth i wouldn't even be that mad. But now you're insulting my intelligence by trying to continue to lie to me. That's when I'm upset. I think I'm back to shooting him, bro. I think I'm back. I think I might be back. I don't know.

Maybe it's a hard job. Maybe. Maybe it's a hard job being a politician. I don't see it as being that hard. It's hard. Is it? You need no skills to do it. I don't see it as being that hard. It's hard. Is it? You need no skills to do it. I don't believe it.

You're representing. AOC was making margaritas. I know, but you're representing a bunch of people. You've got to please everybody and try to keep your job at the same time. It's like you can never do the right thing. I would never do it because I don't think that that's how you actually make change. I think you make actual change way more effective when you can affect culture itself, not through legislation. No, you could affect change with legislation.

Yeah, but I think you first need to get the people on your side, and then you get legislation. You're more disruptive outside the system, and then the system responds. MLK, perfect example. Exactly. But then he didn't make any change until he started working within the system. Right, but he changed the culture enough for the people to want it. You look at a book like Uncle Tom's Cabin. Harriet Beecher Stowe wrote this really graphic novel

about slavery. And before that, up in the North, people had this kind of idyllic look about slavery. They're like, oh, it's not that bad. It's just like, yeah, they're working together and everything's kind of cool. Isn't it nice? You get to work and have a place to live and eat and then she's writing this art that's not about them

getting like whipped and bleeding and families torn apart and people are like yo what the fuck is going on and you really see that people in like the abolitionist movement at that time start to get galvanized yeah so it's like i want to do that stuff gotcha gotcha i hear what you and then you make the legislation that we disrupted into place you could get all the credit if you want as like a senator for making the legislation I don't give a fuck but you do what I do you know what I'm saying you do what we create you're not gonna

impose on us cause every time they impose shit on us without us wanting it we reject that's why they gotta trick us into all these wars and shit like every single war you gotta trick us into you know what I'm saying you saw Vice how can they trick us into going to Iraq

how can they trick us into going to Vietnam how can they trick us into going to World War II you gotta get us on board with whatever policy you wanna change yeah the Vietnam rationale was just so fucking weird if they become communist that'll start a domino effect and then everybody

will become communist and dominoes is fun bro you never you never played super fun great game i heard domino effect i'm like that sounds like a great time we go to miami yeah we playing domino cigars or fedora you know i mean yeah it's gonna be sick i can't wait that doesn't all anyway any other takeaways with that with what's what's essentially happening yeah i mean it's just it's exactly what you were saying it's just gonna be tricky when Anyway, any other takeaways with that, with what's what's essentially happening? Yeah, I mean, it's just it's exactly what you were saying is just going to be tricky when like obviously the bad things should go. The good things should stay like the whole fucking rest of the world's in the middle. You know, I mean, like the hard conversations about like life that are like insensitive, but are like intellectual conversations like should they get banned should they not i don't think so hopefully the technocratic demigods that run our world will

see the way you see well here's the thing here's the thing if we're talking about the technocratic demigods i don't know if we spoke about this fucking tech lords that run all these motherfuckers you know zuckerberg all these guys so this is an interesting thing that's happening in the world and i don't know if we've spoken about it on this podcast maybe we've spoken on patreon but like america okay so you heard about like jack ma right yes and the billionaire jack ma is the richest guy in china i think we maybe spoke about a little bit right um and how he was just ghosted for like two months yeah right apparently he's still alive but i don't know if motherfuckers really heard from him like

that but they basically removed him from his seat at alibaba which is like the biggest it's like uh amazon there we spoke about this with the drop shipping and everything like that but china is going through the same thing america's going through only they're reacting to it as a totalitarian regime would react they're going yo you're not gonna have more control than us we're the government and america is reacting to it the way america would act but oh i'm sorry big business do as you wish yeah oh you guys want to cancel people off your platforms even though it might technically be a violation of free speech or whatever by all means you know what i'm saying? Don't get me wrong.

I'm cool with motherfuckers getting taken off these platforms that are just absolute assholes. I don't need a daily Holocaust show. That being said, some people might fight for free speech. Yeah. You agree that there should be some, or you believe there should be some limitations? Yeah, I just think it's tough

because you have to look at each situation as each situation. Imagine being the guy who's like, I want to talk about how the Holocaust didn't exist every day. Free speech. Yeah. What an asshole. Yeah. Like you are ruining it for everybody. Yeah.

It's just also mad boring. Like find a new topic. What is this? How many times can you say this didn't happen? Every day. Come on, bro. Every day is a lot. Isn't there a metaphor for this?

There's a metaphor for this there's a metaphor for this like uh when people take advantage of the situation it's like it's like your parents go okay you don't have a curfew and then you like every night stay out till 4 a.m yeah your parents like why are you making me impose laws yes yes why are you making now i gotta impose laws on the whole family because you need to take advantage of the freedom that I gave you. Yeah, Mark. That's a lot of point I need to make. That's about that honeymoon.

I know. No, but y'all know what I'm saying, right? Like, how do we articulate that feeling? Is this? Yeah, it's like a free ridership. Like everyone else has to, you basically make the rule. You break the not real rule to then make the rule. Now you're forcing you basically make the rule you break the not real rule

to then make the rule you're forcing me to make the rule there should be no law against rape you know what I mean you just shouldn't rape everyone should just know you shouldn't do that but then enough people are doing it like god damn it we gotta make this a fucking law

that's crazy 100% you should just not fuck young girls yeah then they make it a law and now some people out here at high school is just lurking around and we're like are we are we saying we gotta literally make a rule that says you're not allowed to sleep with these girls you're gonna make us do this yeah that's who you are that's the daily show that's these other fucking pot you're the people the reason why we have don't rape people awesome yeah same thing we don't need these things we don't need don't murder yeah we don't need it yeah because none of us are gonna walk around murdering we're gonna walk around going motherfucker i will kill you if i wasn't crazy

if i was crazy yeah yeah because there's like reasonable voices on the left and right that are trying to have discussion. But if you are having a discussion that people see is potentially dangerous, then you get got. And you know what's unfortunate? Is that like the left and right will never be able to see each other for who they really are and how they really feel as long as those extremes exist. Yeah. And we spoke about it in Shoals Saves Americaica right the the opposition will always paint right yep the other side as their worst case scenario yes right so like to the average republican the average left wing person is bernie sanders yeah they're not just a little bit left of center. They're AOC.

Yeah. Even the extreme case of socialist is a communist. I mean, like this guy wants to take away your freedom. They want to make us the USSR. They want to line it up for bread. Like, yeah. And the opposite. Right. So like to the average, like left wing person.

You can't just be a Trump supporter because you don't like high taxes. That's it. You have to be a racist. You are a racist if you support Trump in any way, shape or form. And it's like, I don't think that's it you have to be a racist you are a you are racist if you support trump in any way shape or form and it's like i don't think that's necessarily true no i mean you don't care about minorities not enough to pay that much in taxes that's that's all it is and if you knew as few if you knew as few minorities as i know and made as much money as i did you will see where i'm coming from you know it's mad funny because just today the guy from florida um he said uh mark

what's that no i think scott something scott rick scott yeah rick scott yeah skeletor skeletor he said um because they're talking about like a bailout for the cities like a 340 million or billion dollar bailout so some of these cities can get some money in america and he's like why should florida bail out new york like we don't have anything to do with y'all he's right and it's reasonable right like now don't get me wrong if some country invades florida you're gonna want new york to bail out florida exactly right bro who's gonna invade florida bro who can touch florida come on cubans been invaded in florida for a long time come on in bro y'all are really you've got a policy you're

like just get here yeah if you can't beat us join us that's what they say you know just get on how different is the the policy uh for cubans versus mexicans that is hilarious yeah i don't know why mexicans are like trying to jump just pretend to be cuban literally they're not gonna know the difference yeah literally pull up get okay yeah get a fucking cuban shirt or something is that cubans just need to put a foot on the dry land and they are american mexicans that's true need to live here legally for 30 years yeah just show up and they go are you mexican go no i'm cuban i lost my id i just got here through mexico i'm cuban i got here through mexico no you're not well how would you know anything about cuban do you know what i mean No, I'm Cuban. I lost my ID. I just got here through Mexico. I'm Cuban. I got here through Mexico.

No, you're not. Well, how would you know anything about Cuban? Do you know what I mean? What, are you a traitor? Are you hanging out in Cuba? You're not even allowed to go there. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Use the racism to your advantage. Dumb ass Mexicans. Y'all could have been coming here so easily. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? People are mistaking you guys for different, you know, Hispanic all the time. Like, just use that to be, you know. That's where pride kills you, bro. Hispanics proud yeah coming here with a mexican flag around your shoulders

cut that shit out bro you are cuban a big-ass cigar i wonder if that's the plan for some of them they're like i'm gonna go there i'm gonna pretend to be cuban i'm cuban i'm cuban they show up like you cuban like mexican fuck i had this whole plan viva la mexico that's hilarious like you just at the immigration place and like in the background they just started putting on a canelo fight and you're like well what's happening over there i didn't realize canelo was fighting today bro that's the trick that they sit you down they start playing mariachi and all of a sudden you start dancing you're like oh god yeah that's how they get you.

Alright. Okay. Well, look. We have a very special guest. Yeah, we do. So I think we got to break down for... Not break down, but like stop down for a second. And then bring in our illustrious guest. It's been a long time since she's been on the podcast. But we need to have her on for a couple reasons. One, because we

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We're doing stuff. Like what? I just joined the Black Effect Network, right? Like, I mean, you're a director on Netflix. Wheezy. No one reads the credits. No one. Oh, my God. Oh my god! We're gonna be broke! Dude, oh my god, I'm gonna, I'm not

gonna be able to shop at Whole Foods anymore. We're gonna be fucked. I'm fucked. I'm gonna have to do my own nails. This is bad. I can't no more Uber. I'm gonna have to fucking ride the bus. Don't even look at me like that, because you know what? You, you're gonna have to drive a Honda. Yeah, you like your Tesla? Well, you're fucked, because it's not just me, this is fucked, we're fucked. I'm gonna have to clean my own house. I'm gonna have to move to Jersey.

No, no, I don't have to move to Jersey. We'll just become roommates. Bop, bop, bop. We're about to level up, hold up. No. Uber. No. I mean, I know how to drive men away, but I don't want to drive people around.

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ass how long was that shit bro it was two minutes and it took it took a long time shout out to Ed it did take a long time you got that shit right yo hey fuck yo we done rose Allen up For his acting Back in the day

With the fashion videos And he thought He could still act I thought He did a really good acting job Because we never get to see Alex talk Or see him in action

You know It's always behind the screen On purpose We see him every single day Who We got him a camera We got a whole camera back there Listen

I don't know what y'all be doing I promise everybody at home watching, the studio's way better than that. In all seriousness, in all seriousness, I like the fact that you guys went for it. That was fire. But more importantly,

I like the fact that you guys are doing this business. Thank you. Such a great idea. I think it's awesome. Everything okay? Yeah, I just want to center one of the camps. Which camp? Akash and Wheezy's okay the point is i thought it was absolutely awesome idea i love that you guys went all for it yeah i mean um i'm upset al that he that he was cheaping out on us and the shit that we need in our studio how he cheap out on y'all

he did i don't see our little teleprompter shit like that. You got a teleprompter. But nah, we got an iPad. The glitches. During the Netflix special, it was glitching. And you had a whole studio you was setting up. You could have taught us how to do it. Oh, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Your influence on Alex, he be talking to me crazy now. I'm like, this is that Andrew shit. That's how you get shit done. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Clean this. Do this. I don't need you to do anything. Just fucking clean.

Yo, also, what the fuck does she do, yo? What do you mean? You don't need you to do anything just fucking clean also what the fuck does she do yo what do you mean you don't need her for this you can do this oh shit you want to make hype videos this is how we gonna make hype videos I thought you got better now that we got Taylor in here

what the fuck the question is what the fuck is Weezy doing on the media Alex trained me on the media. You know how to do all that shit? I'm like Eden now. You ain't finna be here for much longer. Sorry, Eden. You got this, yo.

You got this, Eden. Nah, y'all don't want to see it. We're very proud of you, bro. We're very proud of you, bro. No, Alex trained me. So you know how to run it and shit? Yeah, so I know how to run the sound boards record people when they come in and engineer their audio yeah whoa so i know it's that easy bro i didn't know it was that easy to run all this shit this whole time i

was thinking it was difficult because they didn't train me who said that it's not easy she still got some lessons to go so she can she run it by herself damn i mean we gonna keep learning yeah but he gotta keep a job too you can't explain how replaceable he is yeah that's true Can she run it by herself? Can we sell the shit? Damn. I mean, we gonna keep learning. Yo, edit this shit out. Don't let niggas take it. Yeah, but he gotta keep a job, too. You can't explain how replaceable he is. Yeah, that's true. You're really shitting on his whole career. I mean, no, no.

He said it's easy. You're learning this shit from August 8th to now? I passed the bat in Alex does the edits. I smell a breakup. I smell a breakup. We already had our first fight, yo. What happened? What was the first fight about? That'd already had our first fight, yo. What happened? What was the first fight about?

That'd be first? What do you mean? What happened first? You telling us we don't need a telephone number for a fucking business. You don't. I agree with that. Thank you. Who's calling?

What's the number of Shell Studios? What's the number of Shell Studios? People aren't booking time at your studio. That's my point. That's fucking right. So we're a business where people would need to call. What if someone's out? Look, anyway. People have questions about the business. They right. So we're a business where people need to call. What if someone's out? Look, anyway. People have questions about the business. They gotta

call. Nah, actually, you gotta call. Nah, DM me. She's actually right. Nah, she's right. The business is about a fucking phone number. Are we flip-flopping? We flip-flopping. You can't have a business without a phone number. That's actually really stupid. Who's picking it up? We're gonna have it on the computer.

Have a Google number, dude. You fucking retards. Son, alright, You gonna check the messages You got the time to do that shit You are getting fucked bro You don't see what's happening right now I know what's happening right now I was on a ladder You know what

Half a wheezy is getting over on you Half a wheezy is getting over on you You picked the half Half a wheezy is getting over on you right Half a wheezy getting over on you. You picked the half. Half a wheezy getting over on you right now. Be careful, Al. I got to thank you. Don't put this on me.

This is all you. Don't put this on me. I was thinking about doing a studio and you were like, I think something like this, it would benefit you to get a partner,

a business partner to help you out. What did I say? That, exactly. I was probably suggesting me. So I thank you. This is part of your doing can we say how how it happened how i found out about this this is the funniest thing in the world how i thought you said this is the funniest thing in the fucking world right so we're planning to go uh to you know florida maybe for a few months right

or texas that was our texas right that was our first so we plan to go florida tex maybe for a few months, right? Or Texas. That was our first flight. Or Texas, right? That was our first flight. So we plan to go to Florida, Texas for a few months, right? I don't know that this motherfucker had been building his goddamn studio for the last few months. I thought he's working like us on Netflix, but apparently he got free time.

Okay? Maybe he didn't have Corona at all, yo. I got to check to see if we still got all that equipment. that's the reason we didn't start. I got to check to see if we got all our cameras. This is the all last month.

So, no, no, I don't bust a pulse. But, so I'm like, yo, this is what we're going to do. We got to, it but uh so i'm like yo this is what we're gonna do we gotta you know get the fuck up out of here if we can you know we're very blessed to be able to do something like that very blessed so because i'm blessed less um so so i come out like yo we're gonna go to miami we're gonna go down there for a couple months so al is not as enthusiastic as i

would think right most of al's wardrobe is for miami right now has three outfits for new york he's been wearing the same three outfits the last friend you do love a button up but when we go down south oh my god yo linen sets it on fire the linen is the button downs all different colors it's miraculous would be out taco taco me that's your puerto rican shit he's true puerto rican thirst trap ig photos would be out. Taco meat. Taco meat. That's your Puerto Rican shit. He's true Puerto Rican. His thirst trap IG photos would be just fire, fire, fire. I think he's going crazy, but it wasn't the level of enthusiasm

I was expecting. I couldn't understand it either. Something was off, right? I come in, it's after a weekend, I come in, Al and Mark are a little subdued. I'm like,

what's going on? Mark gets to move close to where he's from. He should be talking about how amazing Florida is. I'm stoked. What's going on? Al says to me, he goes, yo, you know what?

It's kind of tough. This whole Florida. Maybe we should go down for two weeks. I go, what do you mean maybe we should go down for two weeks? He said we, which was not a we thing. No, it was a we thing. Yeah, Mark and I were talking. Oh, yeah, he brought Mark into it.

And he goes, it's so expensive to do this whole move. And then he goes, maybe we should do it for two weeks or something like that. Just check it out. See if we like it. And like it and i'm like that don't even add up the expensive part is moving down you mitigate that cost by staying longer if anything we should stay longer and he's like no no i don't know about that i'm like yo decisions made yo we're moving somewhere okay i can't eat in the cold no more i gotta take a shit let's go do the podcast i go take a shit like a minute later out comes running into the bathroom yo no can we talk yeah i'm like yeah and that's the best time

actually to talk that's how you get he makes it sound like that's crazy to do that's super normal to do that might be super he takes long shit you like company when you shit besides i don't mind it i don't mind he's in a great mood normally and he's in a good mood i'm in a better mood and he can't move so al Al is scrambling, right? And I know when Al's scrambling, when he does some shit that I don't know about because he always blames me, right? When Al does some shit that I don't know about.

I need to know. That's my new partner. Oh, yeah, he'll do it with you, too. I know when Al's on his little adorable manipulative shit. It's the cutest shit in the world. It's so cute. Like, it'll be like this. He'll tell me some shit that's going to disrupt things.

It'll be like this. He hit me with this. He be like, yo, Schultz, you know how you was telling me I got to start my own thing? And the funny thing is, he thinks I don't know what he's doing. Like, every single time is the same shit. So I'm like, all right, Al. You were sitting there like, man, I did tell you that. You know you were telling me to take a vacation.

You know you were telling me to take a vacation you know what I'm saying literally I was like yo you know you were telling me I gotta start my own shit I never said that once we building something

we got plenty of work over here yeah you never said he said build my shit yeah build my shit this is what we gotta do me me me

okay so he goes yeah so I'm really like that shit really motivated me and like changed my life trajectory he's really leaning into this shit like it's some fucking Tony Robbins. Whatever they're called.

You look under the stall, he's just walking on coals or some shit. You're like, whoa. Exactly. He's like, yo, so we did it. We went out, we built this podcast studio. We're going to do it. I'm like, all right.

That's dope. Cool. We still moving to Miami. It is what it is. These decisions have been made have been made baby well maybe you should have called maybe you should we should have gotten a fight when i was taking a shit why what happened what fight y'all get into so mine i thought you know how to use the equipment not until y'all started moving i was like oh we're gonna like what was your original intention well hey bro make her earn her yeah no you're welcome to be clear the podcast studio is not just i mean it's we have a pod class we're teaching to members so they don't

even have to be in new york we're gonna help people with remote recordings like it's not just are you gonna teach them how to do remote recordings yes i've been doing it for my own show i mean i had to learn these things by my own equipment i have another show for fact's sake i don't do it with someone local and not to mention like i've been podcasting four years i wasn't a celebrity or anything like that and i had to grow my base organically like i mean granted i learned about like youtube wait are you a celebrity now no which is why i need a partner clarify that clarify that all right go on no i didn't claim to be one i was saying like celebrities that start pods don't need to do that much work, right? At all.

Yeah, yeah. But when you're just like whatever, 3,000 followers on Instagram and people follow me for tits, I'm like, how do I translate the tits to like views? And it wasn't OnlyFans. It was podcasting. And I really want to like show people how to do that. And to toot your own horn, it's hard to get people to care about what you say if they're following you for tits. It is.

Because usually people who follow people for tits don't want to hear them make a statement. That shit is so sad sometimes, bro. I follow these Instagram thoughts sometimes. Sound off. And they'll be like, guys, I have this new thing. And they'll come out with something and people are just like. I don't want to buy your clothes. I want to see you take them off.

It is hard to do that. It's very hard. It is hard very hard but once you grow that base like what do you do and i think that i've over time and maybe even up to a year ago i don't think i could have taught like a class on it but now i'm under are you guys teaching classes on making shitty sketches you feel crazy about it i started doing punch-ups and actually writing shit. And I feel like that F.A. helped me. Did you start writing shit after you filmed that? Why didn't you just call us? We do this for a living. We want to help y'all out.

You were too busy. You painted Alex's toenails. You like them? I don't see it. You got nice feet, bro. He tried to say he got the toenails painted for this. Yeah, you lied to us. All your lies and deflections.

Now I understand what your mom feels. I understand where she's coming from, bro. That hurt my heart when he tried to manipulate me into being proud of him for leaving what we're doing. I mean, definitely your info because he knew how to do the studio. Except the fucking sound panels.

How was I installing sound panels? You got to do something. Yeah, you got to be here for something. I'm going to teach a class. Hey, girl, build something. How do you teach a class about podcasting? Point the mic at you. Talk into the mic.

For one, you guys have a gift where you don't need necessarily a structured outfit. I got a gift. His name is Andrew Schultz. A lot of people need outfits, right? You got to have. I got a gif. He got 1.4 million YouTube subscribers. Let's go.

1.52 million. Merry Christmas. Who's counting? Hey, Merry Christmas out this bitch. Happy Hanukkah to it. I know. You know I'm just fucking. Okay.

But so I want to know, I want to let people know if you are in New York City or you're in the surrounding area, and you are trying to look for studio space, because a lot of these people went to, you guys went to the competition. We even started an engine room. Yeah, I mean. Trash. Yes.

It sucked. Honestly, the worse and worse shit got, like literally the last place I recorded my audio for one of the most listened to podcasts I had that year was awful. And they were like, oh, next time you refer someone to us, we just won't use that engineer. So how are you guys going to not make the mistakes that these places have made through the experiences we've had there?

We're podcasters that built a studio. Nah, we talking. And that's the larger difference. Bars, yo. People have been watching Alex's videos and yours and seeing that and trying to emulate that. I mean, everything you do

that Alex has created from a visual perspective, people the idea whether they're bigger than you have more listens than flagrant they all take it right and i feel like it makes sense to learn to grow your own from someone that's done that i mean i would want to right why would i go to a studio with someone who bought a hundred dollar mic and is going to tell me how to do my shit y'all gonna give away all our secrets and not pay us? That's a good business model. That's a great business model. You inspired me to take

all the shit that we made and sell it to people. Truffling, bro. Truffling. That's a little truffle right there. I wonder who developed that little truffle. Colonizer energy. Damn, yo. This motherfucker right here. that's the half that's the half

y'all got some good sandwiches over there we should take them sandwiches and sell them somewhere else but you don't

have yours to the public yo rock and roll music is cool bro that shit is so dope you guys make a rock and roll

music y'all don't get what white people do no no I don't get it I'm a podcast

he does video I'm just saying this is how white people did it they be like yo elvis was doing this rock music we did not take no shit from blonde i'm just saying you just said it business model is all the fire y'all created hold on alex you're right he did it by himself no i mean it's you and them, but Alex made it. We didn't do nothing. You're right. We had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to give you that credit, Andrew. You a funny motherfucker, but Alex deserves his flowers for making bomb shit.

Yeah, let's go. He deserves his flowers. That's why he gets to direct a Netflix special. Okay, so don't act like he's fucking stealing shit from you. No, you are. What the fuck you get to do with it? Thanks for my appearance. No, Bob. What we create over here is collaborated by all of us

Alex does nothing by himself I do nothing by myself Mark does nothing by himself and Akash does nothing by himself but we all create some cool shit but the idea that one of us would have total ownership is not true even with the Netflix special i never say it's mine

i think that's very admirable i said when you can acknowledge teamwork i think you deserve a lot of credit for that and charlamagne also i always have admired that the both of you always like no matter what it is big that happens to you yeah you don't boast about it being your own you always mention someone else and i think that's a really important thing we need to do i mean absolutely is yeah you have to do it if you want people to be loyal to you i think they'd also deserve their credit they do 100 so we're all a part of the podcast studio now yeah we just made ourselves a podcast studio though like i have a show coming out on tv they're gonna produce that show in there it's i mean scene one is starting in our studio this is for film this

is photography on the other end like it's full scale so that it's not just podcasting so i love it i think this is great i think it's such a great idea and i think there is a real uh gap in the marketplace for a quality podcast when you look at engine room and i was watching what they had i was like oh this is the void in the market you guys are filming it yeah it's engine room that looks good and sounds good yeah and if you're doing a podcast and you don't have money for your own flagrant 2 studio your own hyena den this is the logic i'm sick of seeing people at a table with mics i mean not a copy you know what i mean i enjoy this so much at a desk it's so fucking annoying yeah i don't want no ikea shit like dude alex told me i was allowed to design that shit i was like cb2 bow concept i

wasn't playing i want to sit in a place that looks like it's lux because that's the video you're gonna get what the fuck is the 4k if you're sitting at an ikea desk like that and you're getting 4k videos that's another thing yeah we didn't we at the first place we were getting fucking what 720 or whatever yeah are we on yeah that's right. People are charging prices around New York or even Brooklyn for shit that's trash. iPhone quality is better. And so I think that once you... And he's learned how to do it through experience, of course. Why not give it to other people so that they could do the shit that I did, right?

I wasn't somebody... It took time. My shit was bad, too. And you made some of that bad video. But you know, we grew and we got better. He learned a lot. He taught you everything he knows. and now he's leaving for yeah i'm gonna have a panic attack like oh yeah so you didn't tell us about the fight oh yeah oh so he told me like a hint about you guys going to miami wheezy your friendship means so much to me yeah yeah

oh yo i'm so this is why you yo i'm so proud of you for learning how to do all this stuff you know when you inspired me to go explore and see the country? Remember when you told me that I'm in my zone in warm weather? Remember when you told me that's when my chakras were aligned? Yo, he starts by saying, so, it's like he didn't even tell me he was moving to Miami. So, basically, I feel like I'm going to do the weekends because I work nights. So, I'm probably going to do a lot of the weekends and I'm going to fly back do the weekends because I work nights. So I'm probably gonna do a lot of weekends

and I'm gonna fly back on the weekends. I was like, oh, really? From where? So we're going to Miami. Okay, like, but when?

Next weekend. That's how I told my girl. Nigga, I don't know. That's how you do it. Dude, I was on the move too. When did you expect him to work?

During the week? No, but I'm saying like, to know he was leaving. Yeah, he's out. He's going to work at night. Let him have his own time, yo. We're about to start fighting, me and you.

You guys are in a custody battle right now. No, we might be, bro. No, Alex hasn't been. I'm going to have to fire Alex from your business just to make a point. Hey, Al, you're fired from our WTF media. It's going to have to be wtf studio but i mean you know it's been hard because like we couldn't start our studio because netflix right right but i totally understand this shucks his shit so seven o'clock he has to come

because he's working here so i'm there in the day and then when i he comes in alex is such a fucking asshole dude i'm screwing together a bar cart it took me two hours okay I know it should have taken less time but it's really hard nah nah it took me about two hours

to put a basket on my girl's bike last night okay I'm letting you feel better and the first thing on his lap that shit took mad time bro cause I had to keep the electrical to the front of the basket

it's a whole thing y'all wouldn't know I literally should have had a union job to do this that's how it felt like oh I'm on some different shit now that i know i could use a drill oh please he comes in after working all day with y'all talk about doing nothing the wheels kind of off the wheels kind of on the shit she didn't put it together right also it's a bar cart let me help

you with alex let me help you why you ain't clean none of this shit let me help you with that this is something you have to understand get ready for him to never be excited about anything okay no matter what you pitch pitch him it could be the best like yo al we got this idea where you fuck these three girls and then it's totally great and like we're you know we're gonna film it we're not even gonna put it out it's just for you to fuck three girls and then you do whatever you want with it he'll be like how are we gonna shoot it though like that's my excited face right there i don't even know if we'll be able to do this like it's kind of hasn't that been done before just get ready for that i i see it i've been you've been doing that he'll walk in and like the more he walks in the more

shit set up i'm like you like it yeah it's good it's cool so anyway i'm like yeah i mean blood and tears but you know it's gonna make you strong it yeah it's good it's cool so anyway i'm like yeah i'm sweating blood and tears but you know it's gonna make you strong it's gonna make you believe in your things everybody thought we were gonna end up together now we're work husband and work wife and probably about to have a divorce so yeah no i don't think you guys will get divorced no but you just got to have defined roles in the business that's when shit i think it's tricky well we've been trying to figure that out too. I mean, and you know,

I learned a lot from my first partnership with Mandy, right? We have something so amazing. She ain't getting no piece of this shit either. But we didn't plan anything together. Yo, where's Mandy's piece?

That's right. Mandy's got a little something. We gotta fight for Mandy, bro. Mandy's got her shit going on. She's got her own ventures. But she deserves a little something, yo.

Yeah. From Alex and I? I think she deserves a little something. She's actually getting free studio time. She needs a little taste. That's what I'm saying. she deserves a little something. She getting free studio time. She need a little taste. That's what I'm saying. She need a little taste. I mean, Mandy. She need a little taste.

Also, you giving free studio time to her? For horrible decisions? Hell yeah, it's mine. Why? She's my partner on that. Why? Yeah, but you only own half. You get half price.

That's what I'm saying. Yo, I'm just saying. You own half, you get half price. Are we running a business or are we not running a business? I'm mad at Randy with Alex. He owes her the free stuff. You stealing 100% of my shit. The least you could do is pay 50% to Al.

Bro, he's going to be doing crowd work on YouTube, bro. You see how it works, bro? He's going to be doing crowd work videos on YouTube next week. Where are you guys from? Alex shot them. He's really the one that thought of those things in the moment when you think about it the way he positioned those cameras made you think of those witty things it's a smart business model honestly no no listen in all seriousness if you

are starting podcasts and you want to make it legit and serious well i think it's important to know that this is not only video right so you can also just do audio there yeah you could also do like youtube live streaming like if you're not a podcaster but you're a little that's fire too influencer ho yeah you don't have to be a ho i like influencer hoes though they do the best youtube they'd be like yeah a lot of you asked me how to do my makeup i love those bitches oh you can do those are the three girls we're't i didn't even think about only fans we just gotta put everybody's only fan shit yeah professional only fans do

yeah i like that actually that's fire we don't discriminate against what about twitch okay now this is gonna be really interesting i know how important black voices are to you i know how important black business is to you i heard that because it's so important you're only going to be doing business with black people i mean i love to take white money but i mean we're opening black history month and we're hiring black and brown so i feel like it changes when you gotta pay the bills it's reparations go out the woke woke shit go out the window who said it's woke I'm taking white money I'm just not paying out

white people what about lifting black voices why not just not pay them make them pay at all the team is black and brown what you mean but I'm saying

what about the podcasters just let them have the studio free because you care so much about the black voices invest in black voices I want to allow them to serve black business

I'm just saying we give them the opportunity to support let's be woke out here stay black business. I'm just saying, yo. Let's be woke out of your state black business. Which side are you? Which half of you is running this business? This one. Gila. You sounded very

Gila. Stop it. I've been getting real chewy every time. I ain't gonna lie to you. Gila been coming out every time the price go up. How much is the rent? What's included? Oh, it's been bad.

I actually think this is really, I love this. And I'm very supportive of Al in this endeavor. I think it's absolutely amazing. I told him as long as it doesn't affect our stuff, and then it could get to a point where that has to be our main focus. And when that has to be our main focus, I understand i don't want anybody to not you know do something that they absolutely love but we also have to have this as our main focus there are people who are responsible for the partnership helps you know i don't have some of the time either i mean

we've we've had a lot of help from edin as well shout out to edin like shout out to edin who'll be in our studio i mean like yeah like we both know we couldn't commit full time to this right i think that's really why it helps with the weight. I mean, especially knowing that he can't ever be there until nighttime, Alex, specifically. And then I have to help record with shit during the day. So it's nice. I think it's been a good balance so far. And I hope we can figure out our roles.

But yeah, you know, he does good when we fight. He gives me hugs. That's his sorry. Without saying sorry. I forgot what I was going to say, but he interrupted me. What was I fucking talking about? It's a great idea. Oh, that's what it is.

But I wish... How do I frame this? But not only I wish, I think it's very important that everybody has experience running their own business. Because you start to... It's no different than what I've heard from my friends. Because you start to, it's no different than like what I've heard from my friends.

Like once you have your kids, you understand your parents way of like doing business with you. Once you have the responsibility of your own business, all of a sudden like the things that people have said to you when maybe you were working with them, they all of a sudden seem a little bit more understandable. Or when they had like economic anxiety

about certain situations that weren't maybe, that you didn't feel that way, all of a sudden seem a little bit more understandable or when they were had like economic anxiety about certain situations that weren't maybe that you didn't feel that way all of a sudden you're like oh now i kind of get that so i think it's just like super healthy experience that's why i'm really supportive because then you understand the tough maybe decisions that you guys are gonna have to make what it's like dealing with people and maybe you guys will also understand you know why who knows maybe uh certain companies make certain decisions that at first you weren't supportive of but now that you're in that situation where you're like yo i would love to take this money like would you take money from a podcast that have views that you didn't necessarily agree with they weren't racist or hateful but just maybe conservative views yeah

like republican shit is fine i don't do racist shit of course no racist is like unacceptable on all platforms so like for me i mean even with Trump, I'm not a Trump fan at all. But like Republicans to me aren't wild. People that like are super crazy MAGA, like, you know. They're the wild boys. That's wild probably shit that no. But I mean, no, they won't be allowed in this space. You got, it's a black owned studio.

And I think that's like absolutely insane. Conservatives that want to talk about yo come on and talk about you know god and jesus we're producing a bible podcast hell yeah with brianna oh good she's fucking hilarious she's like i can't wait to talk about jesus i was like apparently i didn't even realize this but we did a sketch for guy code like years ago yeah and every once in a while it just goes viral on some random platform and it's this sketch where she's getting i'm a mechanic and i'm fixing her car yeah and she's like hitting on me through fixing the car and i'm just acting oblivious like i don't know what the

fuck is going on right but this was like hit tiktok and go viral randomly on instagram some goes wow and i i remember seeing her on your i think it was your podcast she was on episode of horrible yeah she killed it and she was so funny so she's celibate yeah this is what's so this is what and she's like really hot but anyway then we became friends and she she's like really into god and her religion but i just you never think someone's gonna look like that so when i had her on horrible i was like i want you to talk about all the sex in the Bible references. When I'm watching her talk, she's so exhilarating to watch.

Like she gave you everything in layman's terms. Like thou shall not do this. Okay. So basically what that means is you can't sleep with your neighbor's wife. Yeah. I was like, she's like Bible genius. I literally said, and I knew we were going to do our studio. I was like, I want to produce your podcast.

So are you guys going to start producing podcasts too? I mean, it seems like a, I think naturally that's the way it'll happen progression you already have the space the biggest inhibitor right oftentimes is the space and the time maybe not at like a what we know is like a loudspeaker level yet with like media and like uh advertising it but for her specifically production as in how it'll look visually helping you know guide them you can book a producer on ours as well like to help you with show notes and all that on their site so yeah will you make individual podcasts look different or will they all have the same background i think that we've been talking about set design um and like changing it up because of

course like we have different furniture we can move it all around we have the space for it so i think that it's appropriate if someone wants to spread the bread to do that but i gave out some ideas i think that you can create backgrounds that are like different backgrounds for pretty inexpensive cause i just don't like the tv screen it's been done so much i'm tired of seeing that and the tv screen shouldn't be in a shot anyway right like but uh i think that can be like off but i would do it just for your guys pod i do i will i will mind you are actually creating that. Okay.

Yeah. Specifically for here. But I just love this. I think it's great. I think it's, I think it's awesome. And like, I want everybody listening.

If you guys are thinking of starting a pod in New York, go check it out. What's the website? Are you fucking kidding me? You yelled at me about the font not being big enough and you don't even know the fucking website. Wow. WTFmediastudios.com. WTFmediastudios.com. WTFmediastudios.com.

Go check it out. And, yeah, listen, if you already have an existing podcast, you're trying to step it up, they can handle all those things over there. Obviously, Alex knows what he's doing. Wheezy, we're going to find out if you know what you're doing. I press buttons, and then he edits. I still don't know what Wheezy brings to this at all.

How? I don't know what you bring to it. She teaches a class. So take the money for the class. You take the money for everything else. I don't just teach the class. You know, I'm a little judgmental to the class. Does she pay for all the equipment?

Only because. Yes, we are 50-50 in this business. I don't know what you do for your 50. You think I don't make money, Andrew? No, I know you make money. You make money. You seem like you're taking money right now. I invested in this business and now I've been trained to also run it as well as far as the audio-visual she put up the money

I think we can put I think we can do the business with everything's half that I don't think we can do the business without Alex Bro, we got support Alex. I don't think we can do the business without Alex. I think we could do it We're gonna see the next three months. If Wheezy wanted to make it, I'd hire an Alex. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You heard that? You heard that? If Wheezy wanted to do it alone, she'd hire an Alex.

However, Alex is the best Alex. Oh, shit. But she just said you're hireable. She did say that. She didn't sound like a partner talker. No, meaning she could hire someone to replace you. That sounds like boss talking. I could hire a Wheezy, but... To do what?

If you were to hire a Wheezy, what would she do? Offering all the in front of the camera shit. Oh, so you're doing like in front of camera. But do you remember like Alex is not normally the one who's speaking on camera, right? So as far as like consulting, people take calls with us, helping you with your show outline, like creating your pod. Like, yeah, that's what I'd be doing. Al, do you want to start a business right now?

I'll invest in it. I want nothing. Just Wheezy not to be in it. Welcome to Shark Tank. You're spinning, baby. This is the best Shark Tank ever. Seriously, seriously. I had a conversation with Mandy yesterday.

She's like, if there's any way you can carve Wheezy out of this situation, then let's do it. Are you down? I'll match it and double the print out of this situation then let's do it. Yeah. Are you down? I'll match it and double the print time. Mark's matching the offer. Yeah. Yes.

You're going to leave me again? Whoa. She left once already? Again. No. I'm talking about when he left horrible. Hey, I thought

you got pushed out. Yeah, I did. He got fired but now we're together i definitely added that to the about us section it was like how alex and wheezy met i was like what am i gonna say about this and i was like i'm gonna say the truth after he got fired from horrible he got better worked for andrew schultz started doing this and bam not bad so now we stole all the Horrible's ideas because we got Alex after, right? Nah, nah, nah. We put Horrible on.

Nah, we did though. Nah, we did. Why you put Horrible on? Nah, we did. Nah, we put y'all on. Y'all put Horrible decisions on. Come on. We gave you a good look on idiots.

I think we gave y'all a good look on idiots. I think them numbers bumped up after that. I think numbers kind of bumped. You said we. You said she walked that back, right? You said I didn't move on. I said I didn't move on.

You know what? In my eyes, that's a loud speaker move. Like, Chris Morrow really helped. I mean, to me, like, when I walked in to meet Chris, like, I didn't even know how to describe horrible decisions. He taught me how to. I was like, we have a sex pod. He's like, no.

Like, what's your niche? Who are you? How to market? Like, how to do our ad reads? Actually, no. Chris is a really good producer. Like, he understands, like, conceptually and structurally how to do shows. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah. My feet on that water bottle, that helped. So crazy. My relationship with Andrew now is so brother-sisterly. When I look at those clips, I'm like, I really was, like, awesome. I have a question for

taylor can two half black people start a black owned business that's a good question because she's been thinking it the whole time looking at y'all like what the fuck is this if their powers combine yeah technically they're like but they're still only half black yeah they're still even combined like could two half ind start an Indian-owned business? Get the fuck out of my face. Never. Never. You might as well be Pakistani.

Disgusting. Disgusting. Gross. Yo, what do you think, Taylor? She's slump high as fuck. Bitch, you're not enough. Who's fucking teaching you how to tell her? The black team.

The black team. It's a black podcast. We gotta get her out and show the studio. It's the black effect,'s a black podcast we gotta get her out show studio it's the black effect not the half effect so I think let's go

let's go she sounds like M.O.K. right now M.O.K.'s birthday I have a dream let that finger out Taylor let's go

I see it flip your hair back and forth no I hear what you're saying in a way right but at the same time It just depends also How

This is gonna sound bad How black are y'all Trying to be Oh come on Yeah buddy I'm just saying Yeah buddy Did you see

The little shit we were wearing Wait no no I'm really saying this On purpose You might have to edit this out But I'm just saying On a base It depends

That's dope But I'm just saying But I'm saying but I'm saying though who do you it just depends on your fan base who are your

fan bases more related to on your white side or your black side the only reason why I'm saying that is just because and on

we don't have to edit this out but I'm just saying on Breakfast Club people come for Angel Lee trying to say that she

because she's half Asian that she didn't really know and a lot about the black culture. That's all I'm saying. So you guys have to- She didn't have that experience. I'm just saying, make sure y'all talk black too, if that makes sense. Talk black.

Let's be clear. Talk black. How do you talk black? What did I say to the landlord before we moved in there? You were right there. The rent is going to be late. What did I say? Yo, I hate you. Yo. landlord before we we moved in there you were right there the rent is gonna be late yo yo but that's not even that what that's not that's not black enough no how can we be more but i'm not even trying to say that because you guys should reach to all different it's not just

one type of black person well for one i know at least we do know that they're not one black person we do know that they're not a type of black person Anything on this podcast ever my life I'm just going to announce anything on this podcast ever in my life. I know, right? He works with you guys. If I have a kid, bro, I'm just going to have a kid. Why do you think I got married like that? I'm going to show up one day with a baby. I'll be like, is that your kid? I'll be like, yep, I got a kid now. I was surprised that they wanted to do it.

I was nervous asking you. I was like, is he going to be all right with this? I don't understand. So to me, I feel like. I would not be all right. Obviously, I'm a supporter. If you weren't a part of a podcast then it'd be weird but you do this.

You've never done anything that's separate from with Andrew. I think it's exciting for at least people that fuck with you. That's how it happened over there at Apple too when people started doing their own little projects. You know what Steve Jobs did? Snip snip. Okay? Like your people.

It's all good. they're all good Taylor you got these fucking crackers on this show talking all this shit cracker ass lady over here yo this cracker

ass cracker on this show talking to me about black business what type of sesame seed cracker is this over here talking me about black business what type of sesame seed cracker is this over here talking all that shit it would be a mozza nah I told the landlord

I was like look I know you fuck with us but I need you to understand a lot of black people are going to be coming in here and I need to make sure that's not like a problem and he was like why would it be I was like like black people okay they're going to be loud it's a podcast my whole demographic is black maybe like black people. Okay, they're going to be loud. It's a podcast. My whole demographic is black. Maybe his a little, you know.

But it's going to be some. I didn't say it like that, but I did. And he was like, I mean, okay. Did you use the N-word when describing black people? No, but I tried to give him like, you know, N-word energy. I don't even think you could say the N-word to be honest. Yo, come on. Yo.

No. No, I don't want anyone. No, no, no. I'm going to say this. I'm not. Don't try it It's crazy On Martin Luther King's

Birthday Bro That's why I said Imagine the fan base Who do you go Who's your fan base more And like who do you more relate to Yeah

Who do you more relate to But you know the answer to that You know where I'm at I'm in these fucking streets Grrrr Movie Bow You know what I'm saying The boy's street certified i mean he might have a boy's street certified

white woman shut up fucking black woman's talking you over here yapping out your cracker ass mouth you're not gonna do that you're not gonna that. You handle in front of the camera shit. You're in the father. That was fair. Taylor's just worried that one of those black people come through the podcast. You're going to call the cops on them. Start asking for. Yo, that's a good.

That's a good ass point. You know, you've been in Tulum with them whites. Oh, shit. You what? Why? You've been hanging out in Tulum with whites. I've been with Mexicans. Tulum is white. You guys are looking at the

hotels and photos. Oh so you like Mexican but you can't live with them. You can't stay where they stay. Damn yo. That was fucked up. I lived in a Mexican neighborhood. In Mexico. They're all Mexican neighborhoods. No they're not.

Do you hear this girl yo? Do you hear this girl, yo? Do you hear this girl? Tulum has a Williamsburg. I'm telling you. Do you hear this girl, bro? Every neighborhood in Mexico is Mexican. No, it's not. It's Mexico.

White people took the shit over in Tulum. You didn't stay in the Williamsburg or Tulum. You betrayed your Jewish half like that. No, that is fucked. She would go from Williamsburg. You would find a Jewish neighborhood in Mexico. I mean, I do remember

I felt like, you know, the Mexican shit. You gotta be careful, yo. At first, it's gonna be like, let's both live here. Let's both be part of this business. And then eventually, she might be taking a little bit more of your business. And then eventually, you don't even have a business.

Weezy's like the female Drake. She's the female Drake? Why? Because Drake would take the weekend shit and everything else. Oh! This bitch been hanging out with y'all too long. Don't you ever call black women a bitch, yo.

Tell this crack ass lady call woman a bitch, yo. Tell this crack-ass lady to call black women bitches, bro. How dare these bitches? How you do business with these white women, bro? That's what he does, ain't it? Ain't that a house thing? He love white women. I bet if Weezy was full black, he wouldn't work with her.

Oh, shit. Taylor, did he reach out to you about this Yo The disrespect That is fucked up y'all got the same hair and everything Yo that is fucked up She out here coming for your hair bro

She coming for your hair Taylor She coming for your hair that you bought Taylor We gonna let her use our hair Taylor Wearing our Cousin's hair What the hell It might be

Hi y'all Yo This is wild We can't let her Do this to us This is disgusting man Yo WTF

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People listening to this podcast right now Like shit flagrant audio ain't even that good relax point is I think this is absolutely great I'm very excited for you guys I'm very supportive anything I can do to help obviously I will

you have my complete blessing in this business and I want to see you guys thrive put that picture back up. Oh, shit. Taylor's not done, bro. We got problems, right, Taylor? Wait, can we look at Alex's? Why does it look like his coat's swallowing him?

Like, I don't know. Yo, that's not what you got to look at. And that's not even how tall you are. Stop it. He's on his tippy toes 100%. No, I'm not. 100%. He's wearing Weezy's heels, bro.

Maybe it's the ankle. No, he's on his tippy toes. That's why he made Weezy sit so he looked taller and that camera angle mad low shoot us up I like the picture though but I'm just saying I told Alex we're all black like leather

he's like nah I'm getting minks what the fuck but here's the thing for anybody listening to the podcast there's a sketch that they put on before that will not be for the audio portion because that makes no sense But here's the thing. For anybody listening to the podcast, there was a sketch that they put on before. That will not be for the audio portion because that makes no sense. No. It doesn't make any sense because it's just, you know.

But we were referencing that sketch. You guys can see that. We'll post it on Twitter or Instagram or these types of things. Yeah. I love this, guys. Again, I'm very, very excited for you guys. I hope that you guys absolutely kill it. And again, all inquiries go to?

WTFmediastudios.com. Dot com? Yep. And also, obviously, I can DM both of you guys. Yep. What, what, what, what? We have an Instagram, too. DM that.

WTF Media Studios. So WTF Media Studios, we'll share that. Because you can have guys looking at your feet. Like, you don't know how to decipher what people want from you. Yeah, you're right. I'm going to need you to hit us up on IG. So thanks for having us. Of course, of course.

I think that I'm very excited for you. I truly think this is a great idea. Because honestly, they fuck up your audio. Yeah, the sketch was a horrible idea. It hurts me to kill, because I know Alex is really wanting to be doing sketch. And it's sometimes good not to do stuff. Yeah, you saved him. Really.

I did. I did. I did. No, no. In all seriousness, you guys got this. I'm very excited. I can't say that enough, and I think that it's amazing. I truly agree.

I'm trying to think how else we can help, but we'll obviously keep talking about it on this podcast, and I hope that we get a bunch of those pods that we're going through, and Jerome, getting their audio fucked up. Yo, save Mouse, dog And I hope that we get a bunch of those pods that we're going through and Jerome getting their audio fucked up. Save mouse dog. I did his podcast in a fucking waiting room. We got to have mouse. We got a mouse.

We should have taught. I mean, you guys, I don't understand why our community that doesn't have their own studio reek. I wouldn't move all those podcasts to you guys. I mean, talk to Chris Moreau,

talk to any of the podcasts you guys know. Why wouldn't they support you guys? If it's going to be even better audio better video better quality i mean i think obviously that's the goal right is to convert people that need elevated shit like there's too many good podcasts people that are way funnier than the people with high quality video right like way better but i didn't mean for you to keep talking i was trying to no no no i'm just joking no i'm just joking in all seriousness i think there's a huge void in the market i'm glad you guys went for it seized it and i wish you the most success and you let

us know how we can help in any way love you guys for real it's great to see you guys doing cool stuff thanks for having me of course can i still be the flagrant princess or is it taylor now no taylor is a flagrant come on yo we support black? No, Taylor is a flagrant princess. Come on, yo. We support black queens over here. You can't even take no dick. You can't take no dick. What you talking about? I heard you can't take no dick. Oh, that's true.

I heard you got short cervix. Wait, what? That's the word on the street. Cervix is mad short. No, I heard this. Cervix is dumb short. Where have you heard this from? Literally everybody on the streets

have been talking, literally. He's street certified. I'm street certified. They've been coming up to me and they to me they bet yo you know about wheezy cervix is the last time i was on this pod there was a guy that listened to flagrant you guys met at whoa up oh yeah i love that guy yeah he's great well i do too but we're not together anyway he she couldn't handle it because your cervix man sure i made short nah your cervix man short he was probably in there like that he was trying to get it he was searching

for it movie viral yo Taylor already got the room made his man cleared it out her man cleared that shit out nah you got the studio of parts you got the studio of parts not cock I'm on this show so I feel like I have to say cock of parts. You got the studio of parts. My roommate has a huge cock and everything. Not cock.

I'm on this show, so I feel like I have to say cock. Let's go! If I honestly say dick. Stay true, bitch. It's MLK, bitch. How do you get that hard to tell you to stay true? How do you get that hard to tell one of your parents? You can't take no dick over here. You can't take no dick.

Wait, while you're on this show, can I ask you a question? Yeah, ask her. I get why the colon right. Nah, you can't take no dick. Wait, while you're on this show, can I ask you a question? Yeah, ask her. This is white woman. I can't believe the colonizers did this, bro. Ask her why she got hair like she could pack. Ask her who the fuck she thinks she is. No, I want to talk about bisexuality. Yeah.

Talk about that fake shit. She buy everything, y'all. What do you claim? No, no, no. What do you claim is bisexual? Because I had a conversation with my- She buy everything. No, no, no.

I had a conversation with my dude about's like yeah you know we should get three Like just talking shit I'm like no that's not gonna work So he's like I mean you buy so He thought I've been bisexual this whole entire time We've been dating You're not bisexual So there's a thing called the Kinsley scale

And it basically shows you Kinsley Kinsley Kinsley Kinsley Well anyway And it basically shows you Keen's teensy teensy teensy There's a movie about it and like you can you can actually switch day to day no cuz I'm gay So like maybe the day you ate pussy you was high up on it Like I'm definitely the receiver. You're less gay. What is it?

Keensy. Just look up the movie. It's starting Ralph Fiennes. Yeah, I think it's Keensy. Whatever, bro. I just wanted to know what you thought was bisexual, because he swears if I let a girl eat me out, then I'm bisexual. I think bisexual means you'll have experiences with both, right? But I don't, it wasn't like, oh, I see a girl.

I wouldn't necessarily say you're hetero if you've done things like that, right? sitting in the chair. Come on, though. Come on. Sitting there with some girl with legs and shit like that. I mean, if men get their... I'm not going to date a girl. So it's bisexual, right? So your sexual experiences don't match your romantic ones necessarily. Your sexuality is different from your emotional connections.

So your bisexuality can maybe just be talking about your sex. If a girl eats you out, you are great. I mean, what kind? Like if a girl told me someone's ate her pussy before, I'm going to be like, oh, so I can too then, I guess. Like, right? Did you not feel like there's a way in? Yo, you straight, bro. I know you.

I'm easy on the lesbian side, yo. I thought you were just saying I'm easy. That's why she ate my pussy. No, I think you're straight. I think you got caught up in all this hoopla. Hoopla's a motherfucker, yo. What is that? What's hoopla?

No, what hoopla? It's hoopla, yo. It's hoopla. With all this like, oh yeah, I'm gay or whatever. Man, hoopla, bro. Yo, it's hoopla.

You see all these like, you know, Hollywood celebrities and shit. hoopla. Yeah, they be doing all this hoopla. Yo, you know how many times

people be like, oh, you be talking about people problematic but you fuck with Schultz? I'm like, damn, look at him right now I'd be sitting there like that's hoopla too that's a bunch of hoopla

anti Schultz hoopla all the anti Schultz hoopla that's hoopla don't listen to none of that same with all the you know hey I just wanted to know cause you're bisexual right

Yeah Wheezy's gay yo Wheezy's gay But you call yourself bisexual Cause you also date Nah nah nah Wheezy You 100% gay

Really 100% gay So what was I taking A strap dick from the guy you met Nah you liked him You was just gay about it I think you're gay bro Like

Look at Mike Pence He got a wife and shit He's gay A lot of gay dudes out there Got wives Got kids I mean I'm bisexual In terms of sex

But like romantically I think it just depends What would I You gay? No no be honest You're gay Be honest I'm not gay

You're gay Look at your jacket This is gay It kind of You know I threw the heels on Because I felt like It was too lesbian. I'm just saying.

You're gay, bro. I was like, nah, let me sex it up. No, but I swear to you, I thought we was gay as fuck when I saw that jacket. I really did. I was like, that's a gay. I thought you're gay, bro. Are you serious? I think you're gay.

I'm a dead ass. I'm not making that up. But you're not ready to go full gay. She's young MA, bro. Yeah. Yo, she's. You just called me young MA? Yo. Oh, my God. Not not that but that kind of energy that energy you know basically though

that energy be a little bit more open-minded maybe i'm gayer than i think yesterday we went to philly to see his friends i was like yo like are any of your friends cute or should i dress like i normally dress he was like not married and so i dressed gay let me ask you this what if you're gay 100 gay well i definitely love dick so that's not the truth but loving dick is a is a function of friction you're so narrow-minded about sexuality no i didn't like that i I scissored more. I don't really like toys in any realm that often. A dick is a toy. With my ex-girlfriend

it was mainly like scissoring. Wait, so you said you had an ex-girlfriend? Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Mad cross talk. One question. Scissoring. Cut that shit out, yo. Cut that stupid shit out. That shit is stupid. Get it cut out. What are you saying? Cut it out. cut are you insane cut it out

cut what is it cut it out no but like what's the deal with that like stop it y'all trying to act like that doesn't

what is this that shit is lit bro it's the clit to clit that shit is hot you never did that it's way more dexterity y'all doing a lot but this

nothing is as good as this and maybe that's the issue with y'all and why I had to teach some of your asshole army how to eat pussy the last time I was here. Don't talk about the guy that fucked you and you couldn't take his dick like that. Don't make it up.

Short cervix having ass. I barely sit on that seat. Got a short ass cervix. I'm a fan of scissoring. I think it's super hot. But eventually when you say, all right, let's do something real. When do you stop scissoring?

Most women have clitoral orgasms. Nah, she just hoopla. That's a lot of hoopla. That's like the prostate. I'm at a loss then. That's the prostate. You got to go deep. Like your boy inches.

Your boy inches deep. For real. What's wrong with inches? I'm just saying just saying it's the kid i'll be there deep i put my head in my shoulders because it's more dick comes out when i go down you just look like a little like uncircumcised dick popping out of that but i go like this i put some neck in my dick uh-huh that's That's what I do. I literally transfer it. That's what I do. Adam's apple.

Adam's apple. Yeah, you just swallow and that shit pops. Boom, ready to viral. There you go. But no, in all seriousness. I clicked on that fucking Instagram story and I was like, what is going on? I'm street certified, bro. This is what it is.

Look, point is this. You're certified gay okay 100% the jacket is rainbow I just realized that of course it is Taylor bye

but here's the thing I love your gayness thank you so much we accept you for who you are we accept you for who you are we just want you to be able to accept that you could still like guys

okay but you can't I have a question yeah if you get married to a girl then are you gay or if you get married to a guy are you straight now depends well i feel like you should ask andrew this question your marital status has nothing to do with your sexual orientation there's a lot of married men that can you let andrew talk about this i mean yes she brought up an interesting point but i'm curious to know what he also it looked like stop silencing straight men yeah white men at that if i marry a guy i am gay okay if i marry a girl i am not gay. What's that called? Normal?

My God. Listen, I have a lot of gay male friends that fuck a lot of straight married guys. That shit is so true. We had a gay friend who would only fuck straight dudes. And that's because there's a lot of these dudes out there. And it's fun. They like the takedown. On the gay side,

I get it, but I think the straight guys, I think that they're terrified of their own homosexuality. Yeah. And low key, that shit is fucking trash. That shit makes me real sad because I want,

I don't know, like if that's who you love, if that's who you want to be with, right? Be with them. You have one fucking life. You might as well spend some time with those people

and that's what we're trying to say to you. You know what I'm saying? Yo, if to say to you you know what I'm saying yo if you're gay you know what I mean like stop fucking around the times that we've hung out or been around each other who does it seem like I'm

you hit on my girl an awful lot if I may say so myself look how gay you finish out look how gay you finish out wheezy. My crush on you is like, when I got the magnet for your wedding, I felt bad.

I was like, I don't want to. Yeah. You know? Because your people just got the right to get married? No. That shit, man, brought out bad feelings? That shit was a little bit, that was a little traumatic.

What we're trying to say is, we love you, and we want you to be able to be you. And you always have a safe environment on this podcast to be that i think we've shown that today you're safe here you're safe here you're safe here to you know tell black women what to do you know i mean whatever you want to do that's your tailor you're not gay yo thank you but you are if you want to be and we accept both of those options we love you what a welcoming getting space. Getting your pussy licked

doesn't necessarily make you gay. No, it doesn't. But it does make people go, oh. The Sizzy Gladiator, bro. That's what she is, bro. She's a what? The Sizzy Gladiator, bro.

Like a scissor? Yeah. You're not the Glizzy Gladiator. I got you, Taylor. Why'd you look at me like that? I'm trying to make sense of what Mark just said. The scizzy, like scissoring. Like scissor.

We know this in our community. We're the glizzy. Do we have a community? Yeah, half white people. Is Mark gay? I mean. He got bellyage in his hair. That's gay.

There's a lot of evidence on both sides. That shit is the your jacket of dudes. You're like really sporting the Williamsburg look right now. And the gay ones have like a tote bag normally with them. I don't have a tote bag. So that kind of like knocks you out of it. But I do love my own dick. Have you ever tried to suck it?

No. Really? I thought all guys did that like in high school i tried to see if i could i wasn't gonna do it what if you could have fit it in your mouth i wanted to know if i could like a stretch test yeah it was more that it was more just stretching yeah i would have tried but i was just trying to stretch my dick into my lips yeah inches bro inches boy got inches yeah boy out here with i don't know if you're gonna cut this out but when i was in tulum a girl was like yo you know andrew and she told me that she slept with you oh shit hold on your name later and she was like he was really good at bed and i said

really now you can keep that in you know your boy off the market i said i can't see it she was like yeah he was i was like andrew's a goofy motherfucker are you sure amazing in bed i was shocked amazing say what no we're not doing fetishes no more that's another thing I think Andrew might have been a good fuck. His foot fetish made me think that. Do you have a foot fetish, bro? Say what? No, we're not doing fetishes no more. That's another thing. I like feet.

Well, Andrew had a conversation with me about someone he was dating. The first thing he brought up, talking about her feet. You've done that a few times. That time we were in that diner. So about her feet. He kept bringing it back. It's a foot forward podcast. But the feet.

I was like, God. Why are you shaming, yo? You can't just happen to like her. No, I enjoy it. But I think that shows you that someone might be a good fuck when you know they got like some weird nasty shit

you're like oh you're disgusting this could be good was that girl was that girl cute the one in Mexico yeah she's pretty see if you remember

fucking her what I do bro taking down bodies out here you know what I mean I thought your type like for a while when you were single

I just remembered the girl alright alright alright alright boy Fionn starts she told him I thought your type, like, for a while, when you were single, I just remembered the girl. All right, all right, all right, all right. Boy, Fionn's stuck, bro. She told him, bro. You're out of pocket. Do you remember fucking her? Who that?

You dead ass don't remember? Honestly, a weird thing happened. Like, once I fell in love with my fiance, bro. I forgot all women, bro. Yeah. Okay. I literally forgot. You know what's happened?

I was with my fiance happened I was with my fiance I was with my fiance I love very much the other day and we're walking down the street and I mistook this one girl that was outside our building for another girl that was in our building right I thought they were the same person

and she was like they're not the same and I was like man you know all these all these hoes look the same person and she was like they're not the same and i was like man you know all these all these hoes look the same except you what you called your wife a hoe loki when i said that shit i think i forgot part of that story i really think i forgot part of that that, to be honest with you. I really think I forgot part of that. That shit felt like Alex's sketch right there. That horrible ass story.

I'm sorry, guys. Hey, everybody who listened and everybody who's watching at home, I apologize for wasting your time with me right there. That's all on me. That's 100% on me. Sometimes you think you know where you're going, and then you're like, no, I got lost on the way. Bro, I started at the end when I knew

there wasn't a lot of real estate left. You know in the movie when they're driving towards a cliff and they got to figure out a way to stop the car? There was no brakes. They cut the brakes. The brakes were cut, so your boy went off. Point is. We appreciate the attempt.

I went for it. I was trying to compliment her and say you're the only girl that i recognize now that's sweet that's what i do and a lie but we'll take it shit you're gay as up wheezy if a girl said that shit to you you'd probably like it yeah i probably would i love some emotional shit do girls get like super romantic with each other? Depends what role, right? Yeah, of course it depends what girl. But if I'm assuming. I don't think we're over the top like men would assume.

But it's just I see that women that I've dated have more empathy for shit. Like, for example. I'll be having empathy, yo. I will never forget this. I was going through a breakup. Except for when we fucked up. Like full on tears. Calling Alex like.

Which guy? The Wohop guy. Aw. And Alex was like. Yeah, big ass dick. He's like guy. And Alex is like, yo, go on Instagram, son. Stop fucking crying. Go on Instagram. Go find a blue check. Why are you acting like this?

And I'm like, yo. Walk it off, son. He's awful. She couldn't walk. But I'm like her boyfriend, though. Why do you think we went to Wohop, bro? She was trying to find dicks that fit. Oh, my God. god yo that's fucked

up for you to take us there while you're dating him what do you mean i'm just saying well i was into him so i wanted him to meet my friends but do you remember the joke your friend told about the helmet he's disrespectful what girl what was that you remember your friend was there that talking about helmets because you were working on you were working on your like town hall shit at the time and you were like yo can should i say it all the way should i say re-read and he was like yo oh yeah that i almost peed on myself that's how hard i was laughing at whoa that you were coming with us i don't remember i'm trying to think who's with us alex left we went to max fish some some people that built your furniture. And one guy that doesn't shut up.

Ben? Oh, and Mike. Mike Montgomery. Is he the one that doesn't stop talking? I love him. He's the sweetest kid in the world. I don't know. That's so mean to say that.

That's so mean to say that. No disrespect. He was just like, I was like, yo, he didn't eat the food. He couldn't shut up. Mike, we love you, man.

Stop slandering my own god Mike we're here to slander you alright in all seriousness 100% lies and deflections 100% look guys we gotta wrap up this podcast anything else you would like to say queen you should always

have the last word Taylor at least today why you can't let her talk? Yo, fuck you, Akash. Fuck, Taylor. Anything you'd like to say? Uninterrupted. No, that's it.

You silenced her. You happy about that? My God. Disenfranchisers from this podcast. Unbelievable. Try to make yourself the princess. I didn't name myself that. She can be the princess.

I'll be the queen. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Let's get ready to rumble. I don't like that. See, you know, I really felt like there's going to be nice tailors there.

Look who they turn you into. You better not be this motherfucker when you leave here. Don't be a tailor. Look what she's done. Oh, shit. You heard that? Oh, let's go. I'm going to hit her. She's trying to act like not be this motherfucker when you leave here don't be a taylor look what she's done oh shit you heard that oh now she's trying to act like you're a karen bro do you say that when it's in your mouth

in your blackness right now she's saying you changed up that's a good ass point you gotta talk a little it has it has like a humming sensation i don't talk like all right like i don't do all that shit i do it in between so I can take a breath. I like suck dick and then I like get up. Y'all talk while you're sucking dick. You know how annoying that is for the dude that finally thinks

he's going to get a moment if you shut the fuck up. And then you're down like, oh, you're okay. I wonder if Mike talks when he gets a dick suck. Who, Mike? Like, yo, it's so good.

Oh my God, this is the best thing I've ever heard. He's definitely talking about it. Yo, I'm about to build this couch tomorrow. It's going to be so good. All right, but for real, we got to end this podcast, man. It's been a long ass podcast, but we're very proud of you guys.

I'm looking forward to this business endeavor of yours. One more time, WTFmediaStudios.com. WTF Media was taken? Well, we have two studios. They're two encompassed in the same suite. That's not what I asked. No, it wasn't taken. We have two studios.

So you have WTF Media as well? No, that was taken. We didn't say all that. That's why I just asked. I hate her, yo. But no, for real, WTFMediaStudios.com. Go check it out.

Check out the Instagram. Get your podcast game up. And if you fuck with us, you'll have a podcast in the city and you're paying one of these other podcasts and studios. It's not even really a podcast studio. They're music studios. Their main focus is music. They're just doing podcasts on the side.

They're not even really caring about it. That's why your audio is fucked up. Come to people who actually want to give you the best quality podcast that you could get. And that is WTF Media Studios right here in Soho, bougie Soho, Manhattan. You know who that was? He was like, let's go to Brooklyn. I was like, ah, ah, we ain't going to be the black studio.

Uh-uh. You in Brooklyn right now? God damn. Tell you this. Brooklyn too black for her. Brooklyn too black for her. No, people, I feel like people think when you have black on shit that it's going to be. You know who she sound like? Soho Karen. damn have you heard this Brooklyn too black for her Brooklyn too black for her no people I feel like people think

when you have black on shit that it's gonna be oh you know who she sound like Soho Karen yeah Soho Karen I'm Soho Queen and in I wanna be in fucking Soho

I didn't wanna be in some place that felt out of the way I wanted it to be central and I wanted it to be central you really want her to be the face of your business he loved it

don't let him like this in front of you he love that shit absolutely yo we getting her out of here bro we getting her out of here bro six months and we getting her out of here we'll build this whole thing out

you gone WTF where the fuck Weezy go alright guys peace thank you guys for listening. Actually, no. There's one more thing we need to talk to you about. We got an extra episode, you know, every single week over at Patreon.

Patreon.com slash flagrant2. You know, someone's got to generate revenue so Alex can spend it on his other endeavors. And that's what we're doing over there at Patreon. And if this is your first time listening, you can listen to a new episode every single week. Unfiltered craziness over there patreon thank you patrons for making us the biggest comedy podcast in the world on patreon that's a pretty cool thing we're coming for number one spot in the world just on patreon in general we could do that if you guys take us there we will see you there friday and if we don't see you this fr, we'll see you in the future. All right, guys. Peace.