Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Iran Got Frame Mogged & Clintons Giggle At Epstein Files | #694

Episode Date: March 4, 2026

YERRR – the boys go from a massage dilemma to full-on global chaos in record time. – Clinton depositions, AI rabbis, and the internet being cooked – Iran, Israel, and a dangerous escalation trap – Epstein distractions, Mamdani praise, and insider trading politicians All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Massage dilemma + Flaps out 7:30 No birds and the bees & Communal drain 11:16 One person caught + Lesbian exchange 16:39 Clinton reminiscing, Deposition + Seth Rich 25:35 Russia took someone out + Reputational 28:25 War, propaganda + AI Rabbis 33:58 Internet = cooked, Quiet luxury + Framemogging 48:04 Khamanei + What's happening in Iran? 53:57 What does Israel do for US? Bride of Charlie 58:01 Weeks away, 0 support + What's it for? 1:11:13 Game of Chinese Chicken + Gulf states upset 1:19:00 Making jobs, Who takes over? Jets shot down 1:27:49 Who runs out of ammo 1st? Escalation trap 1:30:46 Distraction from Epstein + Mamdani is NICE 1:37:37 Eric Adams gets a bad rap 1:39:22 Stop your insider trading lads + Penalty 1:46:30 Beast Games, Human nature + Can't be bought 1:54:19 Patron Danny lifesaving operation This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If you're massage, whatever, would you rather rub somebody's feet or just check them off? Hmm. I don't know if they look at the feet as, like, any different than the rest of the body. But you don't think it's kind of like, that's fucking old crusty feet. Like, my feet are gross. Oh, I see. Most gross are your feet? Currently?

They got a, they got a, they got to. It's currently. We have, like, a daily ranking that teens. I got to see keyloids. I got a fucking. Where? Massage down? No, I'm joking.

On my fucking shafts. Oh, no. They got a massage to the little jufro down there and shit. Yeah. Yeah, like that. I think the feet might be better. I use a trimmer. I use one of those trimmers.

And then I didn't have like a shaver. What do you mean? So I used the trimmer for my bush. Okay. But I didn't have a razor to like go in close for the balls. You go, you take a razor down there? Yeah, take a razor to the balls. I go bush,

I go trimmer. Wait, what's a razor? Like a shape, like a face razor. That's crazy. You can nick your shit. Yeah, you can. That's the game that we play. That's wild.

Anyway, so I had a almost... Your sperm has been through enough. I know, it's bad. But I had an almost, like, flat bush. So, like, almost nothing at the bush, but balls fully hair on them. That's like that haircut. you had.

You know, it's funny. I missed it. Oh, God. That is a good point, bro. You had the, you had the Dagestan, dude. Dude, I did. You had no hair up top, beard on the bottom. I know.

Your dick had a beard. That's kind of fire. Dude, look like a billy goat. But nothing here. That's sick. Not nothing here. It was like a little bit. Two, three years.

Two, three years. It was two, three years. It was two, three years. It had like a little. and then it was just like random like hairs on my balls. And I was like, how did I get a haircut and look less desirable? Yeah, you had that, bro. Yeah, that was me.

Pretty much. That's what I'm like. Get the wax, man. Try it out. I should. Just try it out one time. But do you wash your balls? They're everywhere.

There's no hair. No, that's insane. Yeah, but do you grow hair on your balls? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Everybody does. Are you in syrups?

What's that? Like this? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Like the OBGYM? Yeah, well, how are you standing? No, you're laying. Yeah. They get your ass crack?

Just like that. But open. They get your ass crack? Does I have to turn over for, no, you got toot it up below. That's what I'm saying. You've stroked yourself. Yeah, you got to tune it up. Bro.

Yeah, he got to tune it up. For what? Like, what is this? For what? So, trust me, it's one of those things. He doesn't have kids. It's so smooth. Yeah.

Once you have kids, you realize that, like, guys like this, bro. Yeah, just fucking clean ass and a penis. You know what? Flacks. Wax balls. You gotta stop with all this. Dude, I remember my mom's just like, stop shaving everything at one point.

Oh, no. And it was, bro. She just stopped shaving everything. No, because, like, my family... How did you know? No, my family is quite comfortable being naked. They have, like, a... My mom would come out of the shower.

This is wild. She'd come out of the shower, but naked. No, no, don't put me in this. You're good now. No, no. That's what I'm saying. You guys have been putting on me, and meanwhile, he's been deflected.

No, my family is crazy. They just walk around tits out in your house. No, no. No one does that. We do it the way it's supposed to be. House on the Prairie, feeding children, all right? His mom's walking around with zombies. There's a bunch of African Africans.

Yeah. Just jumping in place. No, my. No, my mom would just walk around and, like, and she'd act like she didn't know we were there. Like, she'd get out, and then she'd be like, whoa, who go, go, no. And she'd just, like, we live here, mom.

Yeah, like, with the, I'm 30. Like, obviously, I still live with you. Like, obviously, I still live in your home and as 30-year-old adult on TV. As a 30-year-old on TV, I still live with my parents, obviously,

because I got to take care of them or whatever. He's still on his parents' phone plan. No, shit. I am too. I can't even. I am too. I'm too. Pay for it. You know what I mean? It just goes to my mom.

I mean, it's insane. Oh, you bet it to me. I give her my portion. I mean, it's truly crazy. You remember when he got a new phone and he's on the phone with his mom? Like, Mom, just tell them that I'm a user. Tell them I'm certified. She's like, I don't.

I can't do it. I don't know how. How can I tell you you're a user? It's my account. And like, we were beefing at it one time. She was like, I'm not going to do it. I was like, do you just not want me to use my phone? She should figure it out yourself.

It's kind of beautiful. That's like the way that they kind of talk. This phone keeps them together. Bro. I had to tell my mom to start shaving. I was like, I was like, mom, come on, you got to shave your armpits or so. It's like, think about dad, my mom was like, he ain't going to remember. Fucking sad.

Bro, I had a friend who's a comic. What? Did you get sad at that one? No, your mom's walking around. Vaj out is nuts. It's not fadge out. Like, it's obviously like, you know, it's covered by the, what? It's covered by the hair.

Yeah, the hair, belly. You know? He got excited. I was going to unplug the jukeye. It's just a lot of visual in my head. I'm up here type of nose on top of intention and just. She earned it, man. She's almost 80 years old.

Let her walk around. My mom farted naked once. And I was like, all right. That's enough. That's enough from me. What are we doing? What happened to this family? Unfiltered cigarette, bro.

That's where he gets to see. She wanted you to move out so bad. I know. She was trying. It's crazy. She was trying. It's crazy. Stop shaving and just farting.

She pulled a sigh off, dude. Trying to give him a pink eye to get him out of that house. It worked. It worked. She got me out. She got me out. I mean, dude. That makes me uncomfortable.

Like, you can't be seeing Bush. I've seen it, bro. There's no way. I've seen it. Y'all haven't seen your person. parents naked? No, no. You've seen your mom's breasts. When I was a infant.

You saw your sister's breast. No, you're not looking. You're not like, oh, sick. Stop lying. First of all, none of us said you were like, oh, sick. Nobody ever presented that. No, but that's the inference. That's the inference. But you also notice them to start to fill out.

That's another thing. That sucks for you. That sucks for you, Mark. Weirdo. No. Weird. Why are you breathing this out, dude? That's a weird.

You do it normally. No, he's weird about that. Yeah, start the timer, please. That is weird, though. Is that weird? Can we just talk about that? Is what weird? That you were recommending, like, bra size increases.

To your own family. Because he doesn't even understand the language. You're using bra size upgrade. Yeah, what is that even called? Is that weird? you're the youngest in the family. No, no, you have a sister that's younger, one. But you guys are the youngest.

So, like, you know, you're learning about puberty before you experience it. Yeah, that part is kind of funny. And, like, are your parents dividing and conquering with the birds and the bees? Oh, no, we never got taught anything. Really? No, God. No conversation about, like, safe sex or anything like that? No, no.

Really? No. Did you ever try to broach it with any of your older siblings or even your mom? No. we have all pushed it down that's how Catholics do you just suppress it you keep it low key

no one brings it up and it works no no I mean I think almost all my sisters had kids before they were married I think without fail respect you understand

we are Canadian ethnically and we're culturally Mexican like we are like Catholic we kind of are loud oh my that's right

right Before their marriage is crazy. Really? They were Catholic school girls over there. Yeah. 100%. And they got married. They have great families.

Of course. Beautiful husbands. But it all happened with passion. The relationships are predicate on passion. We're passionate people. We are passionate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But all those kids in your house, like, you had to, like, walk into the room and your brothers are jerking it or something like that.

Like, never? What kind of heated rivalry? You guys are two porn-brained, okay? This is the problem with men. I never caught none of your brother's jerking. No, no, answer the question. No, no, let him go. Okay, okay.

Because this is Mark. I don't jerk off in front of my brothers. Only with my mom in the car. Okay, that's different. All right. Allegedly. If that even happens. You jerk off in the back seat with your mom driving.

That's wild. There's so many seats away, bro. There's several of a room with another room nearby? It's like, yeah. dude. Well, did you guys ever jerk off in college, like in the door, in the, in like the showers, the communal showers? Oh, I mean, no. But we did have the communal showers, and there would be a drain that was a communal drain.

Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. But some of them don't have it. Some of them are now, like, individual stalls. I caught a lick with everybody in there. No. Yeah.

I mean, it was so obvious, too, because I was part of the combo, and then I just fucking dropped out for like three minutes. And they're like, Schultz? Hey, Schultz. Shultz is off-cones. He's off-cogms. Is it like separate stalls, though? Is it like separate stalls? No, I just went to like a corner and then...

No, okay. Really? It was separate cells. Separate stalls, but there's a shared, like, drain that everything goes down. Yeah. And so you could just see everyone's soap just moving on by. Yeah. So depending on if Schultz is upriver, you know?

That might be a sit-in-arr-it. Yeah, that's crazy. So you aim for the drain. there, but you could even aim for the drain at his house. Okay. This is a different. This is a lot of allegations. That is great.

Guys, there's war happening. Yeah, exactly. You can't be having fun. I know he caught one of his brothers' jerk at it. You had to. There's too many kids in that house. You understand my brother's a much older. I didn't all have your own room.

Brothers are much older. Okay. And... So you caught your sisters. With the whole due respect. No. Just flicking beat. No.

No, dude. We don't do that, but we're Cadley. They didn't do a lot of shit, but they were doing it. With all to us, with all due to respect, this is insane. There's one person we caught. Okay, don't do guitar hero. That's crazy.

I don't even like that. Smag and being like an ice station. Hold on. There's one person I caught drinking off in my house ever. And it was an exchange student that we had. Oh, the French guy. Yeah. And we taught him.

how to use Bluetooth to play music around the house. And then immediately he was like, okay, I'm going to go to sleep now. And then he went to the room and then immediately we just heard like blasting in the no, I swear to God. No, no, no, no, no.

And it was in French, she was like, oh, sus, my beat, my dad. Like, it's like all his insane. No, no, no, no. And I had to go in the room and be like, yo, yo, yo, yo, yeah, we can hear your video game. And he was like, oh, I'm so sorry, you don't know, and it just turned up. And he just, and he just, he just, That was it. We never talked about it.

That's how my family does it. We don't talk about it. You never addressed it once. No. That's how stuff happens. And then we move on. You push it down. And you drink. That's how you're supposed to do it.

Shout out Catholics. Maybe there's something to that. No. You don't think. Keep it moving, bro. Yeah, keep it moving. Talk about shit. No, no, you push it down.

If it comes up, you blame other people. You blame your wife. You blame your kids. You just don't. Yes. You can't bring it up, dude. It's the way it's supposed to be. Did he ever apologize to you?

Was he like, oh, this is so embarrassing? No, he's French. I think he meant to do it. Like, there are freaky people in the French. I don't think he gave a shit. He never brought that. All his sisters around, he must have been going crazy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, dude, we had another exchange student thing. This is actually wild. I don't even know if I can really say it. I got to see. I guess you can. I might have to send a bird back home and see what it is. Send the bird. We had exchange students, two girls

from England that were exchange students living in our home. Okay. This is the start of a grade story. And one day, how many kids were in your house? Didn't they have enough and then they're taking in exchange?

What the fuck is like? I know. It's like Wayne Manor. What is that? It's Batman where he lives. It's just like an orphanage. Okay, it's gone. And I'm like maybe like

10 or something, I don't know. And we get a knock on the door. and my mom opens the door and immediately one of my neighbors busts in our neighbor is a girl who's probably at this point like 1819 the exchange students are probably like 1819 and the girl comes in and she goes

where the fuck is that bitch and my mom's like what? She goes where's that exchange student bitch? Where is she? And she burst in the house, starts going through the rooms trying to find her and my mom's like what happened? She goes, she slept with my girlfriend and we're like

what? She's slept with my girlfriend. So we'd have found out all in one moment that our neighbor was a lesbian, that the exchange student that was living inside the house was also a lesbian and she was hooking up with the neighbor's girlfriend while on exchange and now the lesbian

was trying to have a fight in our house. Hold on. Yo, that's fine. Hold on. That's fine. The neighbor was a girl also? Yes. And did your mom ever talk about this afterwards? No, no, we'd push it down. But they ended up adjudicating. They had a big

yelling fight outside. It almost turned into the thing. My mom was just like, get out of the house. Like, if you guys want to fight, like, she didn't understand anything that was happening. My mom was also not super down with the gay shit. And so she's like, infidelity and gay. Like, what? So she just kicked him out of the house and then they just

like figured it out, like, in the street. And just like a British girl, and I didn't know. She said, like, it wasn't, it wasn't, like, you guys weren't really dating. I wasn't aware. And then they just, they cooled it, and then that was it. And then we moved on. And never brought it up. Wow.

Until this very moment. I got to double check that I can tell the story, but yeah, that's a real thing. That's awesome. Why would you guys have these grownups coming to stay with you? These girls were a part of a semi-professional soccer exchange program. Okay. And they came because my sister was playing on a semi-professional soccer team, and they came over to play.

They needed a house while they were playing in the league for the summer. It's called billeting in hockey. What is it? Billet in hockey. I don't know if you guys were playing for it. Type shit. Huh. But yeah, they didn't say

they're like sexual status prior to so we just kind of rolled the dice. I mean, female athlete, we probably should have guessed, but yeah, damn. All time, dude. That was what was popping in the house. That's what we were up to. Wait, your sister's lesbian, too? No. Oh, no. She was just, one of the good ones.

But yeah, dude. That's crazy. There's too many kids in that house, man. Yeah, yeah. It was awesome. That's the way it should be. That's what we should be. Tons of kids in the house. house. Yes, exactly. On like a commune, a bunch of kids, families, all raising each other. Yeah, you need the other families.

Epstein said the same thing. Jesus. All right. Kind of a different approach. I hear you. Jesus Christ. A bunch of kids. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Your boy, Shulte. We didn't do that. I'm here with Alex Media, Marky gags, okay? Akas still traveling the world, selling out shows everywhere. Shout out to him. He just added a sixth show in Toronto. Fourth show in

Houston. Radio City coming up. So make sure you go out check him out as he comes to your city. And then Bill Clinton's back on the mic. Yeah. Shout out Bill, bro. Yeah, dude. You saw this clip.

Yeah, this shit killed. He still got it, bro. He's charismatic. Play this clip. So Bill Clinton is looking at Epstein files, like photos of him and Epstein. Sort of smiling. Yeah, I know. He's like. Give me this shit.

Let me see my old. work. Yeah. You're trying to touch her. He licked his fingers. He was Mark's sister just now. Come on. You don't do his bag. You got to look all to his bag. You got to do that first, bro.

Look at him. Bill proud of himself with his Apple Watch. Look at him. Look at his heart rate. You know, look at the red on the Apple Watch. That shit. It's like, yeah, four art attacks already. Fifth one.

coming. Oh, man. He's like, oh, I remember that night. That shit just came back to him. He's like, oh, yeah. The tweet was he's reminiscing. What is they? Bro. Yeah. I can't say the whole tweet, unless I have Tourette's. I mean, it's just unreal.

So this was a part of a deposition regarding the Epstein files where they both just got like cross-examined for like five hours. Yeah. And it seems like it kind of worked. It worked for whom. Yeah. I mean, people are saying that Hillary is. super likable. Yeah, they were like, Epstein like complimented her. Epstein was like, yeah,

she's much more attractive in person. And then nobody asks her anything. She's just like, I'm not going to deny that or something like that. One object to that one. Yeah. Yeah, people are saying that she's, they're like, why wasn't she this likable in 2016? I think she got a bad, like a bad rap. She's cool, man. Okay, this is just politics. She's cool, man. George Bush is hanging out with Ellen. Like, you just, you just, give it enough time and everyone's like, oh yeah, it was fine. It's all fine. Come on. I don't remember any of the shit. She did.

That's all politics, I'm telling you. Like, look at Bush. People look at Bush now and they're like, oh, yeah, it's like an old guy. It was all Dick Cheney. He killed a million Iraqis. That is interesting that everybody just goes, he was too stupid to do it unless have been Dick Cheney. And he kind of just lets people.

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Dot-C-A. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I think that, like, weirdly, the deposition just confirmed what everybody already felt. And maybe that's not weird. That's the Internet now. But it's like if you think that they're guilty, you're like, obviously, look at this right here. And then if you think that this is, I don't know, blown out of proportion for the Clintons,

you're like, oh, look at them. They obviously had nothing to do with this. They didn't even know what's going on. I will say there's some times with Clinton where he's like, yeah, it was just in the pool. And then I went for like a swim. He's like talking about what happened in this pool with like amazing detail that you really don't remember in times of your life. Like, have you ever like talked to somebody who or seen a deposition with somebody who didn't commit a crime? and people ask him what they did that day.

And there's too many details. Too many details, you did it. If you're like, bro, I don't know what I did Thursday of a September four years ago. I have no fucking clue. That to me goes, oh yeah, you're probably innocent. Because you don't remember everything you did. And you're sounding a little bit guilty by being like, I don't really remember. That's by being way too specific.

It's like, oh. He was like, oh, we were just at this hotel and they insisted we go in the pool. Yeah. Have you ever been forcing a pool? I know. Never once has anybody like, you must go in the pool. You know, also, yeah, you're the, yeah,

you get to do whatever you want. Yeah. You're the president. Or at this time, maybe he was... Former president, but still. Yeah, no one tells you what to do. No one tells you to put on fucking shorts. I mean, in fairness, I didn't watch the whole deposition.

I didn't watch all five hours of each of them. So I don't know all the things that happened. But what were the standout moments show? There's some of these, some clips. Yeah, I have Bill Clinton asking if he's been ever lied under oath. Oh, this is funny. First question I have for you, Mr. President.

Have you ever lied in a deposition? No. Have you ever lied while on your oath? No. Wait, hold on a second. Technically, he's not lying. Well, break that to what? He wasn't under oath when he said, I never had relations with her, or was he?

I thought that was just like an address to the country. No, like, wasn't he just filming himself in the overall office, just? like talking straight to camera. I don't think he was like... What about when he was impeached? He was impeached. That's when he switched it. He was impeached for lying.

I didn't have sexual relations with her because then he's like, oh, well, it's not penetration, so it's not... Yes, Bill Clinton was found of lied in a row during a sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky

during 98. Civil deposition, subsequent grand jury testimony. All right, Al. Stop running cover for the Clint's, bro. Yeah, bro. How much they're paying you, man?

You're Bob, man. How much they're buying you, man. The Clint's cool, bro. I know. He's bought by the Clinton. He's cool. Why we acting like they're not cool, man? He's trying to stay off the hit list.

Big Hill, Hill. He's trying to have to get got by Killery, dog. He's trying to stay away from it. He is. Did they really kill mad people? Well, let's get our conspiracy hats on. You know, what's the conspiracy mark? What's up with the Clinton body list?

I mean, you never see. You never see Norman Donald talking about. What do you say? He's like, yeah, you know, Hillary. killed all those people. He's on The View. And they're like, you can't say that. He's like, oh, it's a matter of record.

She's a murderer. And they're like, no. And he just doubles down. It's maybe the greatest clip of all time. But, I mean, just based up that alone, I'm like, yeah, I trust. Yeah, Norm would probably Yeah, I think she probably,

she probably killed a couple people. If you count Benghazi, there's a, you know, a couple there. Yeah, but that's like being responsible for something. But I'm talking about, like, they say, it's like being responsible. That's different. That's like in her job. You know, maybe they made the wrong decision or whatever the case is.

But I'm talking about getting a hit. Like, hey, let's take this motherfucker out. You're talking about white Americans. You don't count it when it's them browns, Al. Yeah. What's talking about? Clint's what. Okay.

It's interesting that version. I don't think you said what you thought you said, but I like that. Even Hillary? Bill, maybe, but Bill might be passing, but I don't know about Hillary. son what's the more black than like in a white woman don't do this old white woman that is the blackest shit about me she got heavy

she'd be hot in those butt we know back of the day right don't kill me clinton's no can you search seth rich you don't kill people but don't kill me you don't want to start right yeah yeah now seth ridge is apparently someone that Hillary killed that was uh that's one of the big old conspiracies

i don't i don't believe this one they've never been indicted for this crime. So this is all purely a legend. Okay. And it just exists in conspiracy lore. It should be debunked. Put me on to this one. I don't know this one. I don't know all the exact details, to be honest with you. But basically, like, he was, like, working with them. He was supposed to, like, testify for something and then mysteriously was, like, stabbed in the

back by a random vigilante that was never caught or something like this. I'm probably butchering the details, so give me a pass. But that's fine. Something like that. Yeah. Where did it happen? It could be, you know? Yeah, having DC. Ah, D.C. Bad crime there. Yeah, yeah. He was shot in the back as he made his his way home one night in Washington, 27-year-year-old.

Democrat. DnC. Staffer, his family said they believe it was a botched robbery. It didn't stop conservative pundits like Al from spreading unfounded conspiracy who's murdered because he's provided WikiLeaks with emails from the DNC. Which, again, I don't believe this. Theories on who killed him and why have made headlines, young DNC staffer died just as he on the cusp of starting political dream, one that appeared to be the perfect next step for a political path launched during his teenage years. I don't think it's true.

But that's just one. But hypothetically. That's like if somebody from the gang starts releasing some files, we're not taking them out. You would be perfect for politics. You really would be perfect. You have the perfect...

I joke, I kid. You have a mafia brain. Nah, we don't do crime. We don't do crime. You'd be terrible. Actually, you sound like Bill Clinton. You're like, have you ever done crime? No.

No. See? Easy. That's it. Russia just took somebody out that was in the files. Who? God, what is this guy's name? I know his, like, daughter was crying on Instagram saying, like, Putin killed my dad.

And then it's kind of this fucked up. It's morbid. But she goes, I didn't really have a good relationship with him, but Putin did kill my dad. Like, I don't know why she brought that up. I'm not understanding why that wasn't important at all. But, yeah, what? What is this guy's name? Just in the interest of full...

Umar... Zz... What? Zabbril. How are you going to act like you knew his name? I knew his DZ. That shit is hard to pronounce. Umar.

Zabral. It's right there. What could it be? He's 67 and was discovered with a gunshot wound to the head at the Vesper Tverskaya luxury residential complex in Moscow. Just a botch robbery. Yeah, it's a botch robbery. Guys.

Disbrilov's name had served as many weeks earlier in documents tied to Epstein and an email sent to Gilane Maxwell, the former girlfriend of longtime confident of disgrace finance here. Okay, so, you know, Putin's cleaning house of all the Epstein associates. Yeah. Is this what Russia thinks of us? Like, we have this idea of Russia, like, anybody goes against Putin or goes against the regime that, like, they get taken out. But like people get taken out here that are you know

randomly connected to shit. So is this what other countries think of us? That's a good question. I don't think so. Probably. They must or at least they must get propagandized in that way. Or maybe Russia goes, well yeah, we do it here but in the states they do it as well. So this is just how countries work. The thing is conspiracy theories are easy when you don't have an emotional connection. You know what I mean?

So if you tell me like, oh yeah, there's like this very powerful wealthy guy in Russia and he was supposed to testify before the thing against Putin and he fell out of a window. You're just like, I got to obviously kill them. Like, we can just easily get on board with that. But if you start connecting in America, we were like, oh, yeah, well, there was this guy that was working with Obama that died in a paddle thing

in a small amount of water. All of a sudden you got Americans be like, no, all right, well, let's look at the facts. You know, like, let's look into it. And it's the emotional connection that you're like, it can't be. If that happened in Russia, there was no question. I'm not saying it did or didn't.

I'm saying the emotional connection. Drowned in four feet of water. I mean, even saying it, you're like, yeah. If his chef drowned in four feet of water, we'd be like, yeah, something fishy going on over here. Yeah, probably. Right? Yeah, yeah.

But here, and because it's Obama, we're like, ah, of course not. Yeah. Obama would never, guys, come on. Yes, we know, he would never, obviously. He would never, exactly. Come on. It was Clinton's. Yeah.

Now you flip that. Okay, what else is going on, guys? What's happening in the world right now? Obviously, we're a war. Fucking. We're a war. Are you guys like, do you feel existential anxiety about this war? I mean, kind of a little.

I feel it. Yeah, a little. There's that saying, like, when the, we should look up who said this, but when the war starts, the truth dies. Have you heard of that? No. And it's like, basically once the war begins, I mean, before the war even, but especially once it begins, like the propaganda machine starts.

And this is like. From both sides. From both sides. And so you don't really know. And now information is disseminated so quickly. and with fucking AI. Like, Benou Yeda sent a great thing. It's like, video games have gotten so good

that now we can't really discern between reality of video games, especially with like some of this like fighter jet footage we're seeing. Yeah. You've seen these? It'll just be footage of a jet. And you're like, oh, this looks amazing. And it's like the most insane thing.

It's like flying through a city. You're like, what? Or like a jet evading a missile and the missile goes like right under the plane and then it does like a bat flip over it. And you're like, oh, we're the best. we got the best or an AI

rabbi's dropping knowledge yo Mark just let me know those are AI wait what do you have this Joey

you gotta pull this up I mean this yo I didn't know these were AI I thought I thought dudes was spitting

this guy yeah yeah we were talking and I was like oh yeah hold on rabbi's blueprint

we're talking and we're talking and we're talking about like you know AI stuff that's obviously AI and I was like

yeah and like I'm seeing these rabbis that are like dropping like Jewish secrets. And it's obviously AI. And she was like, wait, what do you mean? I thought they were giving up game, bro. I thought they was giving up game. Listen, watch. You're getting caught. You're getting caught. You're wearing a $10 shirt and own $10 million in real estate. Here's why. You fly business class once and post it everywhere. We fly free and post nothing. You eat at the fancy restaurant.

Keep up. Because at the end, he's going to be like, subscribe from rent in. Save this and read it on payday. Send this to someone who needs to stop pretending and start building. I put everything I know in one guide. Oh, it's selling something. So Schultz saw this rap. I got it.

Yeah, definitely didn't get to the book. Link in bio. No, I didn't see Link in bio. I just so many things. But I turned it off immediately when he was like, you guys eat at a nice restaurant. We own the building. It's like, well, yeah, one of those is way more fucking expensive than the other. How do you get enough money to buy the fucking building?

It's not like we're deciding between eating a steak dinner and then buying a fucking building. Right? One is $100 and the other is $20 million. No, but his accent should be stronger. If you look like that, the accent got to be stronger. It's got to be. It just got to be. This is Alex's is the first step.

He's not Seinfelding in a lot. And then why does he have some cognac sitting right there. You eat Gucci. We own the whole city. There you go. You guys use chopsticks. We buy

the Asians in the containers. Like what are these what are these comparisons? But why is it? Like people will fall for this, fucking idiots. You. What? What? What do you mean? Who? What? Me?

You. Come on. Yes, bro. You guys drink alcohol. We own water. What? And look at all the comments, we'll be like, yes, clock it. Such good advice.

Look, it is fire advice, but. What is the advice? Guys, instead of buying Gucci sneakers, buy all the airplanes. Yes. How is that not good advice? Yeah, like, why didn't I think of that? Guys, why did I not think of that?

Why did you not think of it? Instead of buying baby formula. Do what? Buy the world. Buy the whole world. Have an island. Yeah. Instead of buying baby formula.

Eat the babies. Just devour them. You will have a ton of life. What is this? He was like he flies for free. I'm still trying to figure that one out. You subscribe for more. Get the link in the bio.

Instead of watching movies, own Hollywood. This is the advice he's giving. us right you know people don't know jews because they're people watching this being like yo he's i never thought of that i never thought of that option he's like bro i need to subscribe for the jew magic i need to know the secrets like what secrets hey we can't go out to dinner tonight why not well i'm just going to buy the block so i was dinner buying the block i think i should buy it oh this shit kill me people really think they're wizards that made me laugh people have been anti-semitic in the comments What do they say?

Stolen land made you rich. It's like, bro, it's a robot. They also take food stamps and public assistance at very high rates. They're getting trolled. There's an Indian guy in Mumbai, in Mumbai making an AI rabbi, putting out basic, dumb financial advice that kind of make sense. And then people are having geopolitical discourse in the comments. It's the funniest thing. It's crazy. This is real. This is real life.

This is the timeline that we're in. Yeah, the whole internet is cooked. Yeah, we're cooked. It is. I'm at the point where like there's, I don't believe a single thing on the internet. Is there anything? Yes, you too. This is good financial advice. This is good financial advice.

This is good financial advice. They don't buy hats. No. They don't buy hats. What do they do? They own the internet. They own haircuts. They own all haircuts.

They own the barbers. They don't need a hat. Oh, they stop at the curls. Keep going. I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know. I just like every single thing I see. Maybe I should just get off the fucking internet. Yes, bro.

Are you off? Yeah, bro. Quiet luxury. You got to get on quiet luxury. What's quiet luxury, Mark? Quiet luxury is the new... Stop clocking it. That shit is piss me off.

No, I'm clocking it. You need to start clocking it. Yeah, you don't clock enough. I think he's jealous that you clocked it before him. It's a black girl thing. Stop doing it. It's a gay guy thing. The black woman stole.

No. blocking it, yes. Obviously. Wait, is it this finger? No, no. See, that's the... Come on, bro. Yeah.

Come on, clock it. Clock it. Clock it. Clock it. Yeah, just clock it, dude. Quiet luxury. This is how you signal luxury in the new era. Okay?

Buy less stuff. Minimalism. Eat insects. Okay? Subscribe to things. Don't own anything. It's the new world order. No, quiet luxury is literally like the new luxury indicators.

And being chronically online, that's low status, bro. Yeah, you got to elevate, you got to ascend. You got to ascend. Yeah. And if you're chronically online, you're cooking your brain. I feel cooked, man. You think Clovicular is really going to recommend that you're online all day? I don't think so.

No, I don't think so. You need to ascend immediately. Bro, you saw him with Pierce Morgan? Really, no? This is the fuck. Yeah, why were you on the island, Pierce? Bro. Why are we on now?

With Pierce Morgan is so funny because he drops a sound effect on the news. Wait, what? Dude, go Pierce Morgan, clavicular, ascend. This is basically, if you don't know clavicular. I know. I just don't get his appeal, but it's just not for me. I'm buying to him. He's the looks maxer that went on Pierce Morgan's show.

And he, Pierce Morgan is basically asking him about his question. or about his stances on politics and his philosophy, and then clavicular rossum with a sound effect on his own show. Played the clip. It's quite silly to me that you're with the number one looks maxer, and instead of asking how you could ascend, so that your wife wouldn't tweet out captions, like, when my husband's away, Mr. Sut comes out to play,

maybe if you ask me how to ascend, then that would stop happening to you. You know what I mean? Ah. Okay And then Pierce comes out All right Well, I mean Oh, that is

I'm just trying to ask questions Maybe I do get it Oh man, that shit cracked me up, dude So you got to ascend is my point And by being chronically online You're spiking your cortisol Suboptimal for ascension Oh

I'm saying Does your generation like Believe him Like think he's an attractive guy Like, is this the cool guy now? Pull of a pick. What do you mean my generation? You can't look at this guy

and understand that he's fully ascended? Nah, but I mean, like, first... You don't think his orbitals are optimal? You don't think he has great symmetry? Yeah, but it was like the homeless look that what you go for, that was kind of in. And now, is this in now? The homeless...

You didn't even need a poke at him to prove your point. He said you're old, bro. He said it's your watch. He used to be in. But now is it this. You're used to be in, bro. No, I was never in. I was never in.

Nah, you are. I'm a tradcath. I'm a fucking tradcath. Like, me and Shia, I'm not in. I'm not cool. I don't do hookup culture. I don't do that kind of stuff. Yeah, that used to be in.

Now, this is the thing now? You're telling me this guy's not handsome. You're really going to look at this. Be like, oh, your generation thinks that this ripped looks maxer isn't fucking a piece. Some girls don't like that shit. Or they claim they don't like that shit. Yeah, bro. My exchange students live in my house, those kind of gross.

Is that normal women? They think this is fire. Do women like this shit? He's unmiked. You were talking. Oh. You could just say yes or no. Yeah.

The handler's got him. The handler's got him. He's off, bro. All right. Yeah, I mean, I think he's objectively a good-looking guy. I think that's his utility within the stream space is that basically, like, a 15-year-old kid is able to live vicaracy

through a hot dude that's charismatic that talks to women that's famous. And on stream all day, he's, like, going to clubs. And if you're a 15-year-old dude, that's like not really talking women or maybe if you are talking women, I don't know his fan base. But you're watching this being like, wow, this is awesome. Got it. His fans are young.

Yeah, but who is... I think stream fans are young in general, so I don't know his demo specifically, but I assume. But who is not looks maxing? You? No. But you just keep it insulting. I'm a joke, come on.

That's be silly, guys. Okay, you can't... Every time that bomb... Oh my gosh. Why don't you as being silly? It's not being silly. No. But like, isn't everybody looks maxing?

Like, I don't know. Like, you're looks maxing, right? Yeah, you have an outfit that matches. Like, you care about your hair. Like, these things. Like, yeah, that's. What do you say? Traffic cones.

He bombed. I didn't say that. Oh, I didn't hear. You walked those bombs. No, I thought you said drafting and cum. And I was like, I don't even know what that means. But traffic cone is, I got it with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You didn't like that. That he said. I mean, was it something that you considered when you put that on your head today? No, not at all. No, no, no. Okay, fair enough. So it's the food bank. It's the food bank.

It's the food bank. It's the food bank. Yeah, exactly. This is good. This is charitable. Who controls that? Polymark. Polymark.

Polymark. Polymark. Polymart. There you go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Anyway. But yeah, so I think it's like, this is what everybody is already doing it. And then he's just being overt about it. Like, everybody likes to pretend like they're not trying to make themselves look the best. Yeah. Even when people are doing like the whole like hipster, like derelict chic or whatever was called in that movie, they're thinking that that's like the best version of being hot. Yes.

And I think he's just, I think what's kind of maybe refreshing about is he's just going, yeah, I'm just going to try to be desirable as fuck. And all of you guys are trying to do it too. You just are lying about it. Gotcha. So I think there's something nice about authentically just going, yeah, I'm doing, I'm trying to be as hot as I possibly can because being hot is what matters, not all this other bullshit. But then they'll meet up together and then they're like kind of battling hotness. It's almost like Zoolander, where they're just like looking at the camera who can look more hot. Yeah, they're frame logging. Yeah. That shit is ridiculous. Like that's retarded. But it's also kind of fun. Like they're aware that it's retarded. And they're leaning into it. That's how I, that's how I view it. Like, I don't think they're taking it that serious. I thought they're taking it serious.

Yeah, it looks like they are. Yeah. Well, to you, yeah, I could see that. It's a fucking... To an old guy, for sure. We definitely do that. Yeah, to remember. Yeah.

But you didn't do this. Like, if you were at, like, a party in your 20s, there's another guy that was, like, looking tough, looking cool, girls liked them. You wouldn't try to also look cool. No, we just try to tick that bitches. And how would you do that? You don't buy them drinks, get them to come to our table.

So you try to, like, mug them? Yeah, that would be maugging. That's mocking. Yeah. You know what's kind of funny? No, this is kind of funny. Al has done all this. Remember when we were at that club and Al stepped on the step?

On the ledge, bro. On the ledge, so he could be taller to talk to the tall girl. It's 2026. No, no, no, no, no. You were on frame-mogging before. Yes. I saw a video where he's like, you got to set up vantage points in your house. Oh, that shit's fine.

So trying to get this video up. You were framed by, you were looks maxing, way, you were wearing lifts. You are clavicular. You're the OG maugger. Chosen one. There's another way to say that name that I wouldn't say, but I think that you guys could imagine it.

But you... Bro, this is hilarious. Yeah, watch this. What you do is you have to set up what's called vantage points. Do you take, like something? I'm not going to put it down. So just say this is a regular book.

Don't go with a Quran. I'll be a book. I'm going to sit it with the Quran. So he goes like, yeah, don't go. And then you go. So I rest on it. And then you set with a, next vantage point, like, right here.

This is hilarious. Make it to the bedroom. Oh, you're good. How, this is what you were doing. No, but not that. Yeah, but not that much. Not that much. I was trying to talk to a tall bitch.

That's what he's saying. He's like, listen, if you've got lifts, you got to maintain that height when you get back to the house. You don't want to walk around the house with your sneakers. You got to set up your vantage. Oh, no. Once I got the numbers already, now I'm a short king. I got the number already.

You can't, you can't. Give me backseat now. They could not fuck you. Nah, not. Well, you gotta save yourself because either you're so charming. So charming. Okay. Or that they, or.

No. Just. I'm letting you. Got it. You're so charming and they forget about your height. Right. You change the vantage point in their mind. Boom.

You can make an argument that your hat right now is vantage points. Right? Because I don't even know if it's in frame. This is war going on. This is what we carry in himself. You're being framed mugged by your own hat. This is what we care about now. No, I'm just saying, people die it in the Middle East.

Six inches. You're probably 5-11 with that hat on. Yeah, respect. So this is. You made a smile like, I know. I know. Respect. Yeah, but.

It looks like the grin. I don't think that he knows that I was dissing. I know. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I heard 5-11, yeah, guys. You already know.

Okay, maxing. There enough. So you are the ultimate looks, Maxer. You can make an argument that the nails play a part of this, the outfits, everything. Yeah, but I just do what I like. That's right. You say you just do what you like. He would say, I just do it gets bitches.

And that's, I think, what wins is because we know that you're doing this for male attention. He's an interesting twist. Yeah. Well, I know you're not doing female attention. You have a wife. Obviously, you don't care of women have to say it at all. Definitely not.

Yeah, I know. Guys just love my nails, dude. You guys talk about it all the time. We love it. It's tons of attention. Yeah, we love your hands. I come through the nails, you call my . I'm fucking you, no.

Exactly. I like it. I like it. We try, guys. What does you do with that? What is Al? I love it. I love it.

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What do you think? Clivicular thinks about everything going on in the Middle East, man? I just hope, I wonder what his take would be. I'm sure he'll tell us. Like, you feel like if Kamani was like, looks maxing, like, do you think this wouldn't have happened on him? Can you bring up that Kamani picture? Oh, yeah, that's just wild. You know, you actually know what happened to the leader of Iran got taken out?

Yes. Are you up to date with all this stuff? Yeah, I was listening to that Asian that go online. Yeah. And what? What's your take? I mean, he was breaking it down. It's all about water, guys.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's all about the water. Really? What was he doing with the water? How familiar were you with Kamani? Stop it. What? Like, I'm gonna stop it.

That's letterman. I know letter. It took him like four to find out. That would have been good. If I fell for that, that would have been fucking. No, I didn't. I wasn't paid attention. I don't think you clocked it.

The first time, I think it was maybe a third or fourth. But that's good. All right, so break down what's happening at Rontas. No, I'm not breaking it down. Just bring it down. From Far Rock. Just break it down from Far Rock. Like, give us the Far Rock breakdown.

You got Arab niggas and Jew niggas. And then Jew niggas need the white boys help. So we do the boys. We come in. You know. You're white. Nah, y'all. Okay, got it.

We out of this. Like, God, dude, I think. Okay. And so, that's it. We have war now. That's a good breakdown. How long is the war going to last? What are the plans for war?

What are we going to do? How do we get out of it? If we put boots on the ground. If we're, Tim's on the ground, like, what's going to be? We got it. We got it. We can't win this as a full aerial attack. We can't.

We can't. Why not? Why is that? Because Asian niggas said so. If you're referring to Professor Jung? Is that you're referring to? First history teacher I ever like. Okay.

Yeah. And then why did he say we can't win from an aerial tech? Just too many of them. And they have all. He's describing the plot. It's part of them. He thinks this is 300. Why have we not done this with every issue that happens?

Let's, okay, go. He's getting comfy. Dude, it was enlightening. Vantagebacks right now. Let me enlighten y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You all know. Magus trained.

Magus trained. Yeah, exactly. You got prop. So it's a religious thing, and they are going to fight to the end of time. And they got all the guns, and the people don't have any guns. Okay. So we got to go boots on the ground to take them out, to really have regime change. Because they're going to keep fighting until.

And one side is wiped up. Got it. Yep. Now, why would boots on the ground stop that? That's the only way we can attack can't-to-hand combat. Got it. Because we can't just keep bombing, especially if they hide amongst the civilians. Like, we're not just going to keep bombing everybody.

Right. Then we'll look like Israel and lose all support. Ah. Because we can't take out any of the civilians, obviously. Oh, let me Asian go on down real quick. Yeah. So, oh God, so let me break it though. Yeah, yeah.

So it's war. Man, come on, you can't even get a man. Works, man, come on. That's just, look it. That's racist, bro. Come on. It's all good. I broke it down to these guys.

And then, oh, fuck. Something with the water. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what happened with the water? All the Middle East. Yeah. They use more water than they have, like, access to, right? Like fresh water.

Got it. It's a desert. And they convert salt water to fresh water. Yep. And so we bomb all of these. Desalination. There you go. We bomb them. Now they'll be thirsty.

It destabilizes the whole fucking area. Yeah. It'll be hell of thirsty. They'll be so thirsty they can't fight. Yeah. And the straight of Hermuz. Hormuz. Mad oil leaves.

And all of their food comes in. So if they close, close that, all of the Middle East is going to be very hungry. And thirsty. Yes. And if they close that, China, India, a bunch of niggas, they don't get any of their oil. So now we're hurting them. So the whole world is going to hurt.

Whole world is going to hurt. And eventually, with enough pressure, the whole world decides what? I don't know. I ain't finished the video. I haven't got to the end yet. You were spending it. Yeah, that's a good. You had that, bro.

That was fire. Yeah, they will be hungry and thirsty, and that shit is not good, especially during Ramadan. Well, maybe that's the time that they're most accustomed to it. Maybe we plan this in the wrong time. Oh. If the concern is hunger and thirst, like, this is the month with their, they are ready for that shit. Yeah, that's a good point. So they have an advantage over us.

This is their hungry thirsty month. So they're like, all right, run it, let's go. We're already planning on not drinking a lot of water. We're already planning on not eating. Got a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. So maybe they're ready. See, no one even clocked that.

They were all like, oh, when should we do it? And Trump was like Ramadan. That was Trump's five D-CH. It was like Ramadan time. They'll be hungry thirst, we can stretch it out. All right. Yeah. Possible solution.

Yeah. Everyone keeps wondering, what does Israel do for America? It's a question that keeps coming up. It came up on my show in mornings. People are wondering, what does Israel do for America? America. We're swinging our dicks around and just like, yo, Greenland, you're us now,

yo Venezuela, we'll take your oil. Why don't we take Israel? Ooh. 51st state. Boom. Ooh. Move a bunch of Americans there. Take their resources.

Which Americans? I mean, whichever one's where to go. You know, whichever one's where to go. Open invite. Yeah. Whoever's interested. Yeah. You know.

But now at least we get something and we have a reason why we need to defend them because they're us now. Got it. Because whatever they got is ours. That's an interesting take. With Puerto Rico. Yeah.

Maybe they're not a state, but they're a territory. Exactly. So now we have access to whatever they do. Boom. And we're incentivized to defend them. Exactly. Because right now we're doing this already. It feels disproportionate.

With nothing. I hear what you're saying. It's like we're spending all this money. All this money is taxpayers. ultimately going to have to pay, or they're going to print a bunch of money and then the savings that we have just gets devalued. And we don't really know what we get out of Iran. Yeah.

So poke holes in that. I think it's fire. I think we make them, I think we make them 50 first state or territory. I think we set up. Start them out as a territory. I don't know if you jump in a state. It's like a trial pair. It's like a green card.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That could be good. Yeah, it would be good. And then we put, I mean, who would run it, I guess? Do we keep Beebee or do we get a, like an American job? governor or something. Marjorie Taylor Green, something like that. Get that

Kushner, nigga. He's over there a lot. Tucker, maybe. Tucker? We could get Tucker to do it. I don't think they feel in Tucker right now. But maybe that's what you need sometimes, you know? A little pushback. A little Candace. You want Candace?

A little shit. Candice, you know. They will convert to Islam before they're like to be in Islam. Let's be the fucking prime minister of this real. Yeah. Did you guys watch?

Candace's Charlie Kirk or what's it called? The bride of Charlie. The bride of Charlie, Doc? The bride of Charlie. You don't know what's this? Yeah. I haven't.

Dude, Candace is just on one, dude. Really? Man. She's just spin. She's going a little crazy, right? Like, she's a little... I guess time will tell, bro. Time will tell.

She's crazy today. What if she's right? Yeah. What if she's right? The conspiracy of the answer today is the profit of tomorrow. They probably call Professor Jane crazy. Is she?

You probably call Professor Zhang crazy. Yeah. Now he just called it perfectly. He's that niggott. He's that niggott. They called him crazy. Didn't they call him crazy? They were like, he called, what was his big call?

He said Trump was going to win the election and we were going to invade Iran. And, bro, like, were people upset at him? I think people were like, maybe. They're like, what the fuck do you know? Do you remember on this podcast, I was quoting him being like, oh, yeah, we're going to evade Iran, boots on the ground. And we have a clip of it. I should pull it up. And everyone in the pop, they're kind of like, shut up.

No, this is good. I'm listening. I'm listening, but still. We were just... Oh, my God. I'm technically listening. I can't block you out. But no, it was... We brought it up, and people were kind of, yeah, I don't think so, maybe, we'll see. But he predicted that in 2024,

and he said that J.D. Vance would be vice president. Back in 2024. Technically, he said Nikki Haley first, but he was like, if it's not Nick Haley, it would be J.D. Okay, here's a question. They've got to sell the war to America because nobody in America wants this war outside of the Persians. And I understand the Persians are fired up. They're fired up.

And I don't blame them, right? They're talking to their family back there and they're just like, Jesus Christ, they've got to suffer through this horrible fucking regime. And we're in Beverly Hills and we're driving G-wagons and life is sick. So I get that. But the rest of the people in America can't even point out Iran on a map. Like the average person do you think knows where the fuck Iran is? Probably no.

No, not at all. Watch the Asian niggas. Pull up a math. Pull up a math. Let's do it. No. Okay. So how does the government propagandize us into a war? Imagine this was before, like, you know, the democratization of information where, like, the government could just tell us what to think and we just kind of believed it. How do they get us into this one?

Well, the new strategy is a classic. I mean, that one's tried and true. Yeah. Everyone loves the nuke strategy. They have nukes. They're about to have nukes. They're about to have them. Any minute now. Any minute. Even though we destroyed it. Yeah, but they're quick at getting it back. Oh, they're so fast these Persians. They put it. They built a nuke out of it. Four G wagons. They put it together. They built another nuke. Okay. Yeah. So we had to... So they're trying that. I don't think that's working.

But so Americans aren't really concerned about the Iranian nuke threat. So how else? Why else do we need to go in there? Radical Islam. Radical Islam? They're running around. They're trying to shoot. They hate us.

How about this one? Oh, yes. How about this one? Iran has the largest population of Shia. Yeah. That makes a huge difference. That is true. That is true.

Keep going. That is true. I'm trying to drive knowledge. No, you were. You were. You were very good. All right, we have to sell the American public on this war. Okay, so what is our sale? What is our pitch?

How do we get unanimous American support? Just bend over for BB like Trump is doing? Right, right, right, right. But that's not working on America. I mean, gays will love it. That's what's happening. I don't even know if gays support that. Like, there's way better dick out there.

We're trying to propaganda. Yeah, we're trying to figure yourself in the mind. We're not saying what's actually happening. We're trying to say like how do you sell the war how about this okay? What if they go hey American people the only white Super Bowl halftime show just happens to be in Iran? Fire we need to liberate it that's what work that can work think about that do you think the American people all of a sudden are like whoa yeah we've been wanting this for the last seven years yes we got to go get it they got they got Luke Brian over there Luke Brian yeah we got to get him back is

captured he's in a bunker yeah where they're also making nukes, but that's not the big deal. He's there making the greatest music he's ever made, and he will not be released until the Iranian people are free. Yes. That might work. That works on y'all? That would work a little. Imagine they said, oh, Jay-Z's in the bunker.

Got to stay. Iran got Jay-Z. Iran has Jay-Z. We're not putting boots on the ground for Jay-Z. Bro, I had told him... He lived a long life. He picked dinner with Jay-Z, and it was a trap. It was a ruse. He said, come on. Dinner.

Yeah. And you got a front down. In the bunker. Have a couple. And they got them. You wouldn't do it. No boots on the ground. No boots on the ground.

No boots on the ground for. Jay Z. My mom. That's it. All right. My sister, she can go. All right. I love he says.

I'm joking. I'm joking. I told him. They captured Jayzie. Nah. He don't care. He don't know anymore. Big Daddy King.

And and you're great. You're great. girl in a crazy, very calculated, pointed personal attack, okay? To get you to support them and disseminate this information through AM in the morning. Yeah. I'm telling my girl that I'll cover up a little. A little sharia might not pay back. Okay.

All right, so jokes. All right, so there's nothing that could get you to support it. No, absolutely no. Mark, what about you? Well, not you, but like how would you propagandize the American people? I don't know. Is this the first war of American history where they haven't even bothered to propagand us?

Yeah, they didn't even sell us on it. Well, they try to, but it's like, it's not working. They don't. And they're just like, fuck, are we doing it anyway? They know, we need it. Yeah. It's for our safety. And then, I mean, that ran a couple things,

which, again, predicted by Professor Jong, in Trump's speech, where he was basically like, you say that you're a big hero that's going to liberate the people of Iran, which, I mean, if they're able to get rid of the regime and put in like a much more democratic regime technically true and but then he said it's not our responsibility for that you know i mean fair

good point but that's what he said trump said like oh i'm going to save the people we're going to stop terror we're going to stop the funding of terror da da da da da he put a bunch of reasons out okay and uh that was like trump's kind of justification yeah yeah back end but i mean do you hate this guy this guy right here stop trying like it's nice usually it will work You Persian to bump a little bit. It was too excited. It was close. I like Letter have been too much.

I really don't think there's anything that gets America to support the war. Of course, we've seen fucking Iraq and Afghanistan. We don't want this shit again. Yeah, I just don't think. I don't know if there's a single thing that you could get. Now, if they are able to pull it off in a short amount of time, like let's say in two weeks, they're able to do it, and the people get liberated and there's a new regime in there,

I don't know if people look at it unfavorably, but in no way are they going to go, yes, we should continue to do this and we should continue to support. Americans don't give a fuck. Americans can't fucking afford health care. Like, why do they don't care about what's happening in Iran? But they're trying to control speech already.

So I put up a clip about the war. Instagram is fine on TikTok. It got taken down. Did you say you were just being silly or did you try to do that? I didn't say that. But still, it wasn't even, I don't think anything like, inflammatory really was said, just like disagreeing with the war, like

this let's stop another stupid war, and they took it down immediately on TikTok and not Instagram. I heard they're doing that with Epstein stuff too. Yeah. Like that's, they're trying already. Interesting. It's crazy that they just haven't given any, they haven't lied at all. Hey, we want Greenland. Hey, we want the oil in Venezuela.

I wonder if they realize they just can't lie anymore. I wonder if there's just so many people that have a voice right now that even if they try to lie, it will be debunked immediately. Yeah, the media is just too open Yeah It's just all like out there And no one trusts the government anymore

Yeah, that's true Like there's no like No one defending it Yeah There is also this like If they say they're going for oil You're almost so skeptical You're like

They might be going to liberate them And bring democracy You know what I'm like It's always working Yeah yeah I'm like damn They're really doing it I still want to know

Is there any downside If we just say Yo we're taking Israel I mean yeah Is that downside? Yeah like who would be against it Well probably Israel Wow

We, like, if we work as close as we do with them. It's like, you could still be your people, do you think. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you familiar at all with them? Are you familiar at all with them in, like, the history of the region,

and what explicitly they want, their thing? It's still, we'll still call it Israel. It'll still be a Jewish land. But it's just, dude, I was back in. Your daddy. Like in Germany? He's like, all, so we put them all in one place. Yeah, yeah.

I get it. No, no, no, we call it Israel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We put up walls and they're just kind of all there. We've tried this. It's called Boka. And it works really well. People really enjoy it.

So they have the American version of it. But there's some that are like, we don't want that. We want our thing over there with, you know, the religious sites and all that kind of stuff. I think they probably want a right to self-determination. What if we pulled out all of our support? Would they still want that?

Well, what if they would be able to be able? exist. That's what I'm saying. What if our support comes with, hey, you're us now. Yeah. Yeah. Then I think they would be on board. Well, I don't know if they would have a choice. Not bored. You don't think so? They don't get a choice on that. Yeah, they would just have to. Well, they also got

nukes, so they might not. But the thing I would say is like, well, what do they got? Let's do it. But the thing I would say is like, well, what do they got that we want? This is the thing I don't understand what the Iran stuff for us is like, it's like the Venezuela and Greenland shit was at least transactional with like a resource. Yeah. Like we don't know what a fucking rare earth is But at least you could be like

Hey we need that for our phones And then we'd be like I guess we need it for our phones Like you know It seems like there's something important up there Rare earth is such a funny son What even is that? What is it?

I ask a girl at the show is like Do you know what a rare earth is? She's like a rare earth mineral I go don't just add a fucking other word And then we're all just as confused We're all guessing it It's mixed the batteries And it makes the chips

And that's what everybody cares about right And we don't know what it's chip is, I don't know what Invenia is. None of us know what Invenia is. It's the most important company in the world. I don't know. Is it in my phone? All they do is they say, it's in your phone. And you go, I need that motherfucker.

Go take it. Take Greenland. Save Taiwan. I just can't fathom we can't move the Fed. Whatever. The thing that I don't understand about Iran is like, what do we get? Like, let's say we liberate the people, which is an incredibly benevolent act, right? To free the people from a horrible regime. Yeah. That's great.

I don't see America. or any country for that matter, having this like benevolent history where we're just out there trying to liberate people. Yes. Right? No, come on. Well, we do it. We do it.

Afghanistan. You're right. Iraq. We spent what? Honduras, Guatemala. 20 trillion dollars is on Iraq to liberate them from the Taliban just to give them back to the Taliban? Exactly.

What a fucking mission that was. Vietnam? forgot that one? That's right. Yeah. What did we do for them? Now they just got more mopeds. That's all the only thing that changed.

Vietnam. is more mobits, okay? So we have this situation with, I just spit right on your forehead. I know. It was a headshot. Dude, and your forehead's so hard if you need to absorb it,

bounced off. I just did it again. I'm sorry. It's like a hazing ritual. It's going on right now. So I guess what I'm saying, it's like they haven't even told us what the thing is in the air, right?

Like, do we go in and now we have a deal with Iran and we get half of the oil? Do we get to control where the oil goes? They haven't even disclosed what the benefit is to us at all in this situation. I wonder if they just said it outright. If people would be like, I don't know. I mean, they kind of have, but if Trump was just straight up, like, we need the oil. We want to control the oil.

We need to control the petrodollary. We don't want China to get it. We're getting rid of these people. And we're going to control the straight-of-hormoos. And it's like, all right. Honestly, I think it would be more support than it is now. Yeah. I don't think it would be unanimous U.S. support.

But it would be more support than this existential nuclear threat, which I just don't think works on Americans anymore. Yeah. I just don't get why more people aren't fucking outrage. This is the crazy thing about Americans. Mr. No more wars, man.

No, we are. Everybody is. But like, the kind of wild things about Americans is like, there'll be countries that go death to America. Yeah. Right? Like Iran is like death to America. And they're actively trying to make a nuclear weapon and Americans are still like, man, you don't hate us like that.

You don't really hate us, bro. Like, you don't really hate it. I don't even think that I don't even think I hate us like that. Like the dude is like, we're dead to America. I'm like, you don't feel that way, bro. It's how most dudes feel about lesbians. Yeah, I mean, they're like, I hate men. You're like, come on.

Come on. You ever met me? The hot ones. You haven't even met your boy. The more solid ones, you're like, I believe you believe that. But the hot ones, you're like, come on. Who are you, man? That is the American era.

Americans. Like, we don't think, why would you want to bomb him? What are you going to watch on TV? Like, what are you going to watch? Like, what is news going to be without us, shaking shit up and making things interesting every day for you? You ever go to another country and they just follow American news? No, yeah, yeah. We got to tax them for that shit. Like, we need to get a little of YouTube rights. If you're just covering us all day on your news? That is crazy. American news is syndicated. Everywhere. So I had Australian news companies reaching out for a comment on some American shit. Like, why, what is going on? Ask me about Street Fighter.

Why are we asking about how I feel about America? Did you do it? Did you do it? No, I didn't do that shit. I need my, I need my, I need my, I need my Petro dollar, bro. No. But like, yeah, I just, I just think it's like, there has to be, I guess Americans, we don't fear it. And that's a good thing.

You know, it's been a long time since there's been this major attack on American soil. Like, obviously we had 9-11. But even 9-11, I think most Americans are like, we might have had some involvement in that. Well, now. Now we know. So now that's what people say. Yes. But now you can't even evoke that.

But you know what I mean? Like you can't even evoke that to get us worried about it happen again because we're more worried about our own government doing it. Yep. Yep. Right? So I think it's like you've got to be super honest. And if the honest strategy is, I mean, look, the honest strategy of what the Internet thinks is like, hey, this is really beneficial for Israel. They seem like the biggest beneficiary.

Which it is. Yeah. But I think there's probably other things, if I had to guess. Well, that's, I think what you were saying about, like, controlling the strait of war moves and controlling oil exports from Iran and being able to, this idea that we're going to, like, cripple China by having all the oil, it's like, okay, well, then how are we going to get fucking video games? Like, how are we going to get jeans? How are we going to get shirt?

Like, China in America are so dependent on one another for things that we actually can't cripple them without crippling ourselves. But it's a game of chicken. That's the trade worship. willing to suffer a little bit more. That's what we're doing now. It's a trade war. Exactly. But like, it allows us to give some leverage. I think that's what

happens. Like, if we were to go to, like, a real hot war with China and we have control of this oil that we let China get freely, all of a sudden we could potentially restrict that. And there is, like, a leverage play there. I mean, I think China said something earlier this year in a negotiation of Trump. I mean, this is like one

article that I read, so I don't know how, what exactly is going on. But they basically were, like, in a negotiation with some trade thing, and they were basically like, we're going to give you no rare earths. And America was like, what? And so the average person was kind of just like a little blip in an article. But apparently

according to this one economist, that is basically a nuclear option for trade. Like, hey, we're going to cut you off from rare earth. It's basically just like, you guys are done and it's war. And it was a massive thing. And then they were able to like kind of backpedal and get to an agreement. But the fact

that they pulled that to the American basically like envoys trying to do the trade deal. They were like, oh, so it's like that, that's how you feel. And so that was seen as like an escalating move in the negotiation. It makes sense. And so we got to control the oil. So all that to say, it's like, all right, now it's like time to, again, this is, I don't like the conflict.

Like, I don't think we need to be in like another, you in the Middle East. But I'm just trying to understand the rationale. And there's other allies in the region that kind of want it. Yeah. Saudi Arabia benefits massively. Right. because what, the Houthis are sponsored by Iran? Yeah, they get like together this terror proxy.

They get more control over oil. Like they, you know, there's advantages. And it seems like it hurts China. Yeah. And if hurting China helps us, it stops a multi-front war. I don't know. I wonder if Americans can't say it because then it looks like a blatant attack on China. So like the powers that be, like the administration can't basically say,

okay, like this is the strategic reason why we're doing this. They can say that why they're doing it for Greenland. They're like, hey, we need these resources because it goes in your fucking phone or whatever. They can say Venezuela for oil. But they can't be like, hey, we need to control the oil exports here because China gets 20% of their oil from there. And if it ever push comes to shove, we need to be able to like kind of siphon that shit off. Yeah. That seems like an actual...

Right, it's like a declaration. And like you need some plausible deniability. Yes. So now they're stuck between this rock and a hard place where they cannot give us any reason why it benefits us without pissing off China or making that declaration. And then the only reason it looks like we're in there is just because Israel needs it. Yeah. Right?

And then naturally, Americans are furious about it, right? Because we're like, how the fuck does this benefit me? I can't afford to pay for college. I can't buy a home. I can't pay for health insurance. And we're going to spend billions of dollars in a war in a country I can't even point out on a map. How is this beneficial to me? Yeah.

Yeah. That's how they feel already. Yeah. As they should. You know, the, what if the other GCC countries like get upset at America like, yo, why you keep deflecting all these bombs from hitting Israel, but you keep letting us get touched.

I mean, that's the that's what they're going to try to do basically. Yeah, like, that's the Iranian strategy you're saying? That's what I'm thinking. Put enough pressure on the region. Horizontal escalation, you just put all the allies under pressure to where they just say, hey, let's get a ceasefire. Let's get a deal going. Let's do something. Because it is

kind of fucked up. Iran to win, they just need to retain power. Exactly. That's the W. The W isn't maintaining their military might. It's just maintaining power. The regime stays in place. And we stated the goal, which was we want regime change. So if we don't get it, we lost.

And how would we get it besides boots on the ground? Like, isn't there no way we can get it? I think what they're hoping is that like the people revolt again. No guns? Well, not even no guns. If I'm the people, it's like, I'm not in the streets while you bomb in dickhead. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And if you say you're going to not bomb, then you're basically. telling the Iranian officials that, hey, Coast is going to be clear for a little while, so they can do whatever they need to do. So it's a very peculiar situation. I just can't see a scenario where the regime is just like, it's fine. You guys have it. Like, in what scenario would they give it up?

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Now let's get back to the show. Bro, I don't know if this is true. Go! Apparently Trump said this. I just saw it on a tweet. It might be bullshit, but regardless, it's so funny. They're like, a reporter's like, so Trump, who's going to take over control of Iran? And Trump's like, I don't know.

I guess the position's open. So look at me, making jobs in Iran too. Like, bro, fuck. I don't know if that's true, but that's just literally. I don't like that guy, man. Apparently, again, this could be bullshit, but apparently, like, the person they had in mind for necks in command. Yeah, they murked them.

They also killed it. Yeah. But I think it's like, again, I don't know. There's just one article that I read, but it seems like it's the same thing with Venezuela. It's like, you take out Maduro. Who takes over for Maduro? It's not the oppositional person that technically won the election. I forgot her name.

It was Maduro's... Delcy. Yeah. The person that took over was Maduro's VP. Darcy Rodriguez. R.C. Rodriguez, yeah. And so she's within the administration. She technically has, like, the line of secession for Maduro.

And so she's legitimate to the people of Venezuela. And so. And she's willing to be amiable to. Yeah. And so basically. But that's a little different because it's like, they're just like, hey, let me just do what's best for me and the people. Instead of you have this regime who doesn't really care about the people. And it's just like, yo, this is a war of ideology.

And we're just going to fight it. Right. To the end. Yeah. Which is the problem with going a war in the military. least, right? Is that they're just willing to take it to the end. Other places, it's like, why we, let's not do this. They don't have reggaeton. They don't have carnival. They don't have fun. Latin American countries enjoy life. Like, I want to party. I want to shake ass. I want to put a

headdress on and I want to rock in the streets and I want to make out with people. I enjoy this. Right? That works in our favor. You just having fun. Yeah. Yeah. How much fun are. Like, you see us go in there. You put so many descriptors, right? Like, you're like, this is awesome. I don't want to lose it. Bill Clinton on a stand just now. I mean, think about it. It's like all the people that come here from the Latin countries are dreaming of the day when the Latin countries go back to prominence so they can go back there and party and be with their family and joy. Like the Cubans aren't going, I'm done with Cuba.

They're like, I can't wait to Cuba is back. They have this love and connectivity where, you know, I think there's a lot of people that leave their countries in these places and they're like, I'm good to not be there because that shit fucking sucked. Yeah. But the Persians here seem like they can't wait to go back. Because there was a time that they may be remembered. where it was more liberated, they could, you know, thrive and... Yeah, I mean, the regime's obviously repressive. Like, that much is true.

So they're like, yeah, we can get rid of them, go back and have free trade and democratize. Whether it's the Shah or just another pro-American person, it's better than what we have. So, like, I get their perspective, but I don't know. I think the idea is like, okay, if you can, like, decapitate is what they call the strategy, like these decapitation strikes where you take out the head and then you hope that the people revolt and that you're basically banking on enough people revolting. And they also took out like strategic locations where there was a spot that was doing

all of like the protest suppression within Iran. So anytime there'd be a protest, they would basically send out this like police force that would squash it. And they took out the headquarters of that. So they're basically like, okay, now we can create the environment for this to happen. Now, is it for like humanitarian reasons?

Probably not. I don't think America really gives a shit. I think America is just thinking like, how do we get these people to do what we want? And even if that's a civil war, sure. If it's like a rump state, whatever. Is it likely that's going to happen? What's a rome state?

Basically just like a chaos, like a failed nation without any real later and like just, you know, a remnant of whatever it was before. Got it. So, like, I don't think America really cares, unfortunately. That sucks, bro. So that's the thing. And then the concern is like, oh, is the solution going to be, you know, the cure is going to be worse than the disease? So, like, you take out this guy is the next thing going to be worse? is every bomb you drop also filled with hate for America and radicalization

and creating a nation of people that want to just fight you forever. Yeah. And we've seen from history what it's probably going to end up. Well, that's what they say. That, like, you know, once you start dropping bombs on a nation, they unify. Yeah. It's very rare that you drop bombs on a nation. They go, thank you.

Right? Like, yes, they're probably angry at this oppressive leadership. And then all of a sudden you see this, like, a school of, like, girls that gets destroyed. and then you start going, whoa, what the fuck is going on here? I thought you were attacking military targets. Which, in fairness, I've heard, I don't know if this has been confirmed,

but that was a misfire. When the war starts... First casualty is true. 100%. But I've just heard people say, again, I have no fucking... Of course. And they say, oh, it wasn't actually us. It was Iran that did it.

They were like a misfire. That's the move, right? They showed a picture of like... It's like, oh, you just happened to get a picture. And it's all you. Yeah, that's the move. Anytime someone says something, you just say the opposite. Three of our planes went down.

They're like, we did it. Yeah, actually it was us that took our own planes down. Oopsy-Dazy. You see the pilots just posted up? It's insane. Yeah. Multiple pilots just like stand in there with like their parish is just like, fuck. And guys in their like gowns, like they didn't even get military garbed up.

Like I thought they had like a military garb. But the dudes that went out to go get the pilot that ejected. Yeah. They were in the full ghost shit. They were into Pac-Man go shit, like running like, are you okay? Thank you for helping us or whatever. But like, you got to give him some pants and some boots. I assume they were in his regular town folk.

Word? That's what I thought. I thought it was just regular old people from the village. Some people go down, you just, yeah, yeah, probably. There's video inside a truck where they're watching a guy come down in the parachute, and they're filming it. Oh, wow. Trucking towards where he's going to fall. I need to see the video like 20 seconds before where they find it to a woman, and they're like, holy shit.

They let chicks fly What the fuck is going on? They're going to tell their kids 20 years from now. They're going to be like, no. Like, no, I saw it. The woman flying. John of Arc was in the plane. I mean, yeah, they're like pulling up.

He's like, no, I'm good, I'm good. This is him explaining he's an American because they don't know at that point. Yeah. That must be scary. Do they have a weapon on them? I think they got like some sticks or like a pole or something. No, no, no. Like a pilot.

Does a pilot fly concealed carry? I mean, that's... I don't know. How do you get it through security and shit? Stupid. That's a double. That's a dumb. That's a dull. I fly out.

I wonder if they give them a little like 9mm. Because if they do jump out, you got to think like you got to give them something. Yeah. I mean, you would think. Can we get a Google on that? Fighter pilots do carry personal firearms. but generally only when they're flying over hostile territory. Bang.

Yeah. I mean, I guess. You don't even want to bring that out. No, no, I'm not saying bring it out there, bro. If you land hands in the air, bro, if you got a multimillion-dollar fighter jet and you've got to use this thing? No, you're in trouble. Game over.

Imagine. I would pull the second I eject. The second I ejected, I got my shit out. Shooting on the way down? Better not fuck with me. Yeah. Also, ejecting and then having to go, like, have a combo after must be insane. Yeah, no.

Because you know the pressure of these injectors. These guys are all three inches shorter than when they started. It's that many Gs. Yeah, it's like your spine compresses. Yeah. They'll break full, like, I think McCain, if someone famously broke their bones just from the ejection and then the landing. Yeah. Yeah.

Like the wind force, if you're high enough up and fast enough. Yeah. Yeah, it's insane. So you eject and then you got to come down and then like negotiate an Arabic with the homies. You have to be like, yo, I'm good. Like, that's a heavy day. How much does that suck to like, you're in a dog fight, you get clipped by a scud missile, you eject just in time before the plane explodes, you parachute down, survive, and then get shot in the head the second you went on the ground. Like, you, what is that movie where you avoid death?

What is that called? Final destination. Final destination, like three different ways. And then you get down, and a guy in fucking sandals and a ghost outfit shoots you. in your fucking head. That's got, I mean, there's got to be a moment where you're just like, oh, Jesus, just take me out. Doesn't that?

Yeah. That should be humiliating. Damn. Maybe they carry the gun for other reasons. Oh. One bullet. Yep. Damn.

I mean, it's just wild. And then you get shots on by your own people. Yeah. That means wild. Yeah. It's not a million. Let's hope this is short. Let's hope this is short.

and the no Americans die, and the people of Iran don't die, and they get liberated. Oh, who you think runs out of ammunition first? Because the Asian nigga was like, Iran sending $50,000 drones, yeah. But Israel sending a million-dollar missiles to shoot down. So this is what happened with Russia in Afghanistan.

Okay. Whereas, like, I think America had equipped the Taliban with these anti-helicopter rocket launchers. So they were taking out these like multi-million dollar military-grade helicopters with a few thousand dollar rocket launchers that they were just in a cave and they'd come out of the cave and then boom. And like it just became... I played golden eye.

You remember the game. So it's like it just became economically improbable for Russia to be victorious. because they weren't going to get on the ground and just start going rocket launcher for rocket launcher. And I think that's the scenario that he's displaying right now, which is like a million dollar missile to take out a $50,000 drone, you know, eventually you kind of run out of those

or you run out of money. Yeah. And so how many drones does Iran have? And can they keep creating these drones? And will another country supply them with drones? That's the other thing that's kind of wild. No, they're saying he said that making $500 a day. They have like $80,000 or something crazy.

So they got to take out those drone factories. Yeah. To me, that seems like the most reasonable. Yeah. And apparently the other thing is like America's anti-missile, like ground-air missile defense, we only have a certain amount. And we're arming Saudi Arabia, UAE. Like we have, you know, Israel, like all these different, you know, things.

Yeah. And we're getting depleted. So the question is like, will we run out before them? And I feel like we will because Trump tweeted, we have unlimited missiles. Trump only tweets shit like that, which it ain't. Oh, wow. Yeah, like when the economy sucks, he's like, it's the greatest economy that's ever happened in history.

How many missiles we got is like infinity missiles? We have infinity missiles. Yeah. That's not good. That's not good at all. No. That's not good at all. And the reason that's not good is twofold because they're not going to,

and this is where shit gets ugly. They're not just going to be like, all right, we're out of missiles, see you later, guys, good try. What they'll probably do is escalate. And that escalation means civilian deaths in Iran. Yeah. It was the escalation trap or whatever. That's what they call it.

So it's like, okay, we're running out of these defensive missiles. We're going to have to go more offensive. And that means we're going to have to target places that probably have civilians there. And then that's going to grow natural resentment and hatred for decades, centuries for a group of people that wanted liberation. They're like, well, now I'm dying for this liberation at the hands of the people that are trying to liberate me. Fuck them. Maybe the regime was right. Yeah.

Maybe we need to unify behind them so that more of us don't get killed. Fuck. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. Yeah. Trump said, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Also, you saw people saying this is just to cover up the Epstein files?

That seems a little ridiculous. This seems pre-agregeous to tell a lot of the Epstein files. You know what I mean? Because it's one, we're not forgetting about the Epstein files. But you know the name of this operation? Epic Fury. E.F. Epstein Files.

To the Nile here. Oh! Even clocking it. Yeah. Like the gigamax you. Ah! Wait. Do you guys think it's just a cover up for the Epstein?

But this seems insane. It can't hurt. No. Yeah. It's one of those things as convenient. Maybe it moved up like a month. Yeah. It moved up two weeks or something, you know?

But I think this is probably in motion for 30 years. Yeah, they just found somebody dumb enough to go along with that. Like, Trump was dumb enough to do it. They've been trying to get America to do this forever. Facts. And then they found a guy stupid enough to do it, and they probably filled his head as you're going to be the liberator, the great hero, the person that brings peace to the world.

You think that's how they convince them to do it? Or do you think they have something on them? I think they have some of them. They showed him a newspaper, bro. How did Mom Dottie convince him to build some units in New York City? He went with two newspapers. And he was like, this one, you look like a hero. This one is when, who is it, Gerald Ford?

Yeah, I think so. Look like an asshole. You want to be a hero, an asshole? And Mom, Donnie actually... He's nice. No, he's nice. He needs credit for the snow, too. He's not getting enough credit for the snow.

He got the snow to fuck up out of here, and New Yorkers got a nice little paycheck on the way, and it actually worked, and people are trying to act like that he didn't deserve credit for that, and he does deserve credit for that. He got ice out twice. Bang!

Damn. Okay. And he got that bad bitch out of... Yeah. It's like, come boy, he's doing the lowest worth, my guy. No, but he understands something that like a lot of, I think, Democratic politicians don't have the political will to do, which is like he'll go there and take a picture with Trump and he'll talk to him and negotiate with him. And he knows how transactional Trump is.

And then he'll get something out of it where I think most Democrats are in this state where they're like, fuck this guy, look at all these horrible things he's doing. I'm not even going to talk to him because that could look like I'm trying to like fraternize with the enemy. And this is a rookie politician working Trump. But imagine what these fucking leaders are. doing everything. But this is because he's a, he's not a dumb, like, ideological lib. Yes. What do you mean he's a commie, bro? That's what I'm saying. He's a leftist. He has, like, actual, like, economic policy. So he's like, like, I don't care. You know what I mean? Like, I don't care what the pronoun is, the word, whatever. Like, let's just build shit.

Yeah. And, like, try to lower costs. Like, it's actually, it seems like it's more pragmatic. How do I hell of my people? Whereas all these other people are like, oh, if I'm with this person, then they're going to think that I'm one of the bad guys that's used bad words. And it's like, fuck that. He also has, I would say, enough political capital and trust within his base that he could do something like this. Where all these other politicians are absolutely terrified

that the base will turn against them and they'll be kicked out of office. And that is kind of my theory. But he built up that. He built up that trust. He deserves fucking credit for it. And this is a balsy move, which a lot of Democrats would never fucking do.

Keep in mind, like, he's going to meet with the guy who everybody thinks is a pedophile and is covering up other pedophiles. Right? Think about that. That's optically why nobody wants to go meet with him, right? Because they're like, now I'm enabling this guy

who's covering up the global pedophile ring. Now I'm chumming it up and asking for favors from a guy who's covering a global pedophile ring. Fuck that guy, I'm not talking about him. He's like, we need to build apartments in New York, and that's my job, and that's what I'm going to do, and he's the guy in power. That's a ballsy move.

No, for real. You're doing it. But like, you see why other politicians won't do it. Yeah. That's a fire move. But you would also see why others might get tons of criticism. Because they pussy. I agree with you.

I agree with you. But, like, for example, I don't know if an AOC would do that. We'll see. It helps that he's the mayor. Exactly. He's not involved. Like, he doesn't have a vote on any of the, like, congressional sayings of what happens in the country. What he has control over is what happens in his city, and he can get help for what.

Yeah, it helps a lot. He's the mayor. Obviously, like you said, mayors of New York is incredibly important, more important than many other positions. He's a vice president down there. He can't be. No, no, no. No, it's the most important. Oh, sorry, sorry.

Yeah. I think it also, weirdly does help Trump a little bit that he can't be president. Oh, huge. Yeah, Trump isn't threatened by him. He doesn't see it as, like, political jockey. He does you're not going to get my job. You're not going to, you're facing going to be on these walls. He's like Varis.

He can let him be close to the king. Exactly. because he can't do it. He has no balls. He can't sire. Exactly. But what's interesting about it is like... Never seen the show. Never seen it. I can't believe I... I can't believe I've rewarded it. I should have never contested. But yeah, it is interesting.

Yeah, that is interesting because he could also gain political capital just by bagging on Trump. Yeah. Right? And that would get his base riled up. but he probably knows that the best success for him, not only politically, just like as a person in New York City is if he delivers on his promises. And this is a pathway to deliver. Yeah. It's a ballsy move.

I think most people wouldn't do it, especially Democrats, would not go do that. Probably not. Even Republicans now they're covering up the Epstein shit. I don't think there's, I think there's Republicans are like, I'm not like Thomas Massey's not touching them. Yeah.

And his approval rate in the toilet right now. So it's like, yeah, why would you want to stand next to? And he knows. that he's going to be used for a photo op. You know Trump is going to be in the pick, Smiley, and you're going to have to be in the pick, too. Interesting. It's a very, yeah. I feel like it's, the other thing is

kind of to the merit point, that it seems like his agenda is very clear. Yep. Whereas all these other politicians, like, their agenda is always get more power. Where so far, Zoron, which I'm a little skeptical about, I'm like, he probably does want more power. And relax. That's my black pill cynicism, where I'm like, well, yeah, they all want more power.

No, no, no. But he's limited by not being born here. Yeah, but you'll try to be governor He'll like work his way That's less power But he hasn't shown I mean Like senators Mayors is way more power

Of New York City It's more If he's a senator What do they do? You get to fucking You get a sick house probably What is Chuck Schumer done? Kathy Hochel

They don't do anything The congressmen They just bicker And fight He probably get more power He's damn there president number two Man I don't know

You can pay your boys Mayor SMO's power You could pay your boys 30 bucks an hour to clean snow. Name one congressman that can do that. Bro, you can get flights to turkey. Come on, bro.

Yeah. Flights to Turkey. Upgrade. Bro, you saw it. Yo, and Eric Adams didn't even come back with hair. Damn. Fuck you going to 30. I feel like it would be too obvious. Right. It'd be way too obvious. If you come back with a full head.

That would have fire. Long. Curly. He gets a bad rap, man. You know, Al is the worst. No, Al is America. Yeah. Once you no longer in power, we could love you. Yes. Yeah. I just wait until Trump's out in like three more terms.

Al was gonna be like, he was fine. He was cool. I was gonna watch an apprentice like, yeah, we got this guy wrong, dude. This guy's funny. He was the man. Come on. Come on. No, no, I don't know. Just wait. Just wait, dude. Al's got amnesia.

Which is a good name? Four. Don't do it. Why? What? Both the audience is a good racist. Don't do it. How was that racist?

Don't do it. Oh, yeah. Don't think of Latsino would name their kid innesia? I don't think so. Don't do it. Who do you think what? There you go. You see, Trump.

I'm asking you said Latino as well. Who do you think? Amnesia? Yeah. Sounds. It possibly could be an Asian name. It sounds. Oh, yeah.

It could be an Asian name. It could be an Asian name. I never heard that. Who do you think it is? Because right now you're squashing all of ours. You haven't said anyone. Definitely a Jew. You think it's a Jew?

Yeah. Amnesia. That was my current. I was my current. It's good. Elanina. Yeah. He made an Italian.

It could be Italian also. Italian and immediate. Base it? Base it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, right. You got on there. You got on there.

I'll give you that. Stop your insider trading, by the way. Well, why? They're coming from Mr. Mr. Beast, you didn't see this? No. They're not Mr. Beasts, maybe one of his editors or something. Damn.

But basically... Oh, so Mr. Beast, because he's probably trading for him. Okay. Oh, wow. So, Kalshi fined and suspended Artim Kaptur, a video editor for Mr. Bees for insider trading. Kaptur used confidential information regarding upcoming videos to place profitable bets on Kalshi's prediction markets. The account was frozen.

The case reported to the Commoddy Futures Trading Commission, the CFTC. Wait, but that was... wasn't Lord of the Rings dude we had in here. No, no, no, no, no, no. He would never that little cute. Yeah, I was fucking cute elf. Yeah, he's not doing that. He would never fucking do that. Don't let me down, Nolan. No, Nolan's name was

Artem Kaptur? When are you read? I don't know why. You're all insane. That's a beautiful name. Genuinely a beautiful name. Nah, but Nolan, don't let me down, bro. Yeah, you got to, you can only inside of trade on polymarket.

Yeah. Exactly. No, because I looked into this shit and I was like, well, why? Why can you? And apparently, so Kalsi will get your social security number. They actually make sure that you're a human being. Okay. Whereas I think the other markets don't do that.

Oh, really? So there is really no recourse. Like, maybe they have your banking information to, like, get the thing. But, uh... Because I remember a polymortarget, you couldn't even trade here. Like, you have to use, like, a VPN or some shit like that. Really? I don't know if that got to over.

return, but when they first came out, you couldn't. Yeah. But, like, I think they got to prosecute this shit. Like, I think that guy would go to go to jail for anybody to trust these markets. What? I mean, sorry, I see your point. What? You got to send them to jail. That's the point of the markets. It's like, oh, I got

a tip. Let's go. I'm up. Yeah. Yeah. That's not it. That's a big sense. Illegal. That's a That's Martha Stewart. Now you're doing Martha Stewart. Now you're doing Martha Stewart. Prediction markets, guys.

Yeah, it's not a prediction if you know what's going to happen. Hey, I'm nice with it. It's a good prediction. Yes. I'm nice with it, yeah. It's a strong hunt. But don't you think that that's the only way people will trust it if people start going at jail for insider trading?

I don't know even how much people are concerned about trusting it. Tell me, what do you think? Like, I feel like people kind of know, like, oh, there's probably some insider trading happening. Right. And I think that people are kind of like, at least that's how I feel. I'm like, you know. Yeah, there's a lot of people guessing and predicting, and then there's a lot of people, there's some people that might have some knowledge.

Yeah, I'm looking at it like meme coins. It's like... Or like the stock market. You're like, okay, some of these people know what the fuck deal is America is going to make with which... Yeah, but even more like mean coins. It's like, hey, pump this. We're about to get up and then we out. You know, it's like people understand the risk. Going into it. Yeah. But how do you rug pull on like a prediction market or like a prop that? Well, not necessarily rug pull, but you will... Someone will tell you, hey, hey, this shit is about to happen. So let's all get rich right now.

Right. Well, that's the other thing I don't get, which is like if you see... I'm inside a trading for y'all, right? If I ever find out some information. Well, don't incriminate us. Yeah, we all go into it. I don't want to be... No, no.

How are you inside a trade? What do you mean? Like, you find out some information and then what? I'm going to just tell you, and then we go on bed on it. Why do we have to do it? So I don't go down. Why would we also go down? Because you'll fight it for us.

That's never happened before. There's never been a legal battle. Yeah, never went so long. Exactly. Not related to any insider trading or anything. No. We're not one of those guys, Artem Kaptur. It's an arrest in Sweden.

Fuck that guy. What an idiot. What an idiot to give somebody a social security number, place a bet, knowing that he's on the editing team from the thing. Yeah. What did he bet on? Did it say? Beast games.

It's got to be beast games. Oh, was it? That's the only thing that he would have knowledge on, right? Do you know why they could get in trouble for this? Go. Beast Games is regulated. All game shows are regulated. There are episodes of like Wheel of Fortune and shit

where they're like spinning it or like Who's Line, or not Who's Line, but the one with Drew Carey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he'll accidentally mess up and give someone the answer or something. And they have to redo the take because they're like, this is all regulated. We can't hint you. We can't lead you to like certain answers.

So Beast Games being a show might come with the regulation. Huh. Yeah. Because there is real money up for it. It might be a situation. There's real money baked within the game, though. Yeah. So, yeah, you can't rig it against the other people competing in the game.

Yeah. How does insider trading with the regulation affect it? Well, it's the same, like, it's the reason you can't bet on WWE because it's scripted. Right. So if he has knowledge who's going to win, then it's not really fair. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you could bet on WWE, right? Mm-hmm.

No. At all? It's, it is out. I mean, maybe in a poly, maybe. Maybe you could trade on it. Yeah, maybe. But I know that betting for like WWE and things like that is fully outlawed because there are people who know. Yeah. There are people, there are decision makers.

You would be retarded to trade on WWA. You would be absolutely retardant. Unless you're one of the riders. It's, there was a thing. Then you're this guy. But this way, if anybody puts any money on WWE, match it. Yes. Because that motherfucker knows something.

There's a thing way back in the day with The Simpsons where they tried to figure out who killed Mr. Burns. I don't know if you remember this. It was a big thing. There were a bunch of people that attempted to bet on it and got in a lot of trouble because it's a written show. Right. And there's a writer that knows the actual outcome.

So you can't actually bet on that because the outcome is not up to, like, chance or up to someone else's skill or something. So that's how it is with these games, though, because it's like the show's already done. And then they're releasing. So they have a six months. that it's like we know who wins and it's coming out in three months

and then people are still betting so I'm like hmm yeah I don't know what it all means you know I don't know how it all works I'm just floating around on this rock you are floating what do you think his penalty should be jail death penalty death whoa yeah public hanging 100% I think it's the only one also he thought also he only made 20 bands how old was it 20 oh no he's fine he's fine no this is the thing it's hilarious he fully made 4,000 yeah but This is what I thought was interesting.

He tried to do like a small bet so nobody would know. And they still know. Wow. You know, like they're aware of the, I guess, connectivity that you have to certain things and they're looking into all the bet. I don't know how exactly the system works, but it would be obvious if he put like a million dollar bet. Yeah. Which if you're going to go to jail, put the most, don't go to jail for $4,000.

You can steal that from Mr. Beast. There's going to be $4,000 just on the floor of the Beast games, right? Yeah, I couldn't work on that show. All these pockets I have I'm coming out. I'm going on cake, though. 100%. Have you guys watched any of the show?

I've watched the whole thing. You watched the whole beast games? I've loved it. No way. I'm like, I was embarrassed because like it is... Oh, I thought you would joke it doesn't have. You don't watch... You don't watch certain TV.

You got to understand beast games, traitors. These things expose who we are as humans. You're just watching the human condition. It gives, it shows you what happens. happens when people are as desperate as possible trying to get money okay that is ultimately we are at our core and uh it's just really good it reminds you why you should be catholic right exactly yes and it's why we need order we need a divine hierarchy yeah something to live up to because who we really are of pieces of shit exactly makes you reckon with your humanity that's what's all about it's kind of diabolical like

i got we got to talk to jimmy about that like what is it that you like exposing it's a lot to be I need to ask him because it is a lot. It's like, it's such a large amount of money. Yeah. That it's truly you're seeing people like deal, like having nervous breakdowns. Like a lot of these reality shows like 100 grand. Give a scenario because I think people who haven't watched it are thinking it's just like one of his YouTube videos. The grand prize is five million US dollars.

Not the amount of money, but like give the psychological warfare how he pits them against each other. Well, there's. Because it's different than his YouTube videos, which are like, stay in a car for a week. and then you make... Yeah, so like one of the games where like... I thought it's just a bunch of those. No, this is...

Some of the games are like intentionally dumb. Some of them are like really high level and like sophisticated in terms of like strategy. And then there's like some in the middle. So like one of the games they do is all right, everyone break into three groups. There's like 100 people.

Everyone breaking in three groups. All three of you are going to go into different rooms. And so it's three people in room, three people in a room. And he says, all right, you guys are going to stay in this room until one of you voluntarily puts a handcuff around your wrist and

choose it to be out. And so now the three of you thought you were going in as friends, like, oh, it's going to be our team. And now you have to get one of the other people out. And then they basically have to figure out how do we eliminate someone? Yeah, you kill the guy and then put the thing around his race. Okay. No, well, you can't kill them. Isn't it a hunger games? It's basically hunger games. But it is also a television show.

So it's like they're basically trying to decide, okay. Knock them out. You don't got to kill them. Like if we're doing this, us three, how do we decide who goes out? Knocking you both out and I'm just taking all your money. But leaving the room, leaving the room means you're out of the game, right? Lightwork. No, no, leaving the room means that you win, handcuffing yourself means you're out of the game. Yeah, so somebody has to sacrifice themselves for the group.

Yeah. So what we would probably do is outside of violence, we'd probably be like, whatever I win, I will promise you 20% of. And then you get to negotiate, I want 75% of it. Or I would say, actually, let's just do a random gamble. Like, let's just all draw cards, whoever's the highest card, you know, loses. But what if I try to rig that so I make sure that I draw the highest card? Which happens where someone in the season sets up a game and rigs the game and eliminates someone.

They're like, well, I lost. Not knowing this person. The oldest form of sport is combat, guys. But isn't it like, I don't. That's not. Look that up. Look it up. I'm going to...

Outside of violence, wouldn't that be the best way to solve that? Sure, but we can't do it. We just wrestle and whoever taps out first, boom, I got that. Okay, but there's three people.

So it's a death match between three people? Yeah, we don't have to kill each other. We can just wrestle. Three people wrestle. Yeah. And who wins? Whoever taps out first. Okay.

Yeah, there you go. Okay, now will you indulge the nonviolent option? Just because these are the rules of the game? Boring, bro. Yeah. You know. But it's like, to me... How's a bad guy?

He's like, violence, yes. I'm going to steal money from that show, yes. And then you're like, I don't do crime. Come on, Al. That's white collar. No, who's getting hurt. If I steal money from these games, nobody's getting hurt. It's fair.

Decent point. Decent point. But if you kill the two contestants. I didn't say kill. Tap out. Got it. Yeah, yeah. That's it.

Okay. You wrestle with David. All right. Explain it to me because he's not going to, he can't get his hand. We're going to team up, and we're just going to get you out. Yeah, because we know how aggressive you are. We're like, yeah, we should get out the most aggressive. Racial crime.

Okay. Hey, crime. Hey, cry. One of the games they do with the area. Who would be most used to wear in handcuffs? Like, what if we approach it in that way? I don't know. You're not doing your bedroom?

Good point. So, like, the very last game they play is basically a giant rotating thing with a bunch of briefcases. There's a $5 million check. They have to put the check in the briefcase. One person is placing it. The other person is facing it. other person is facing away with a blindfold. And then the person spins around and then they have to pick a briefcase to open.

They can ask any number of questions to the person on the other side that place the thing in the briefcase. So now you're basically trying to cold read them being like, what's your name? Where are you from? What year is it? Is it in this briefcase? And try to see if there's a subtle facial twitch to figure out which briefcase it's in. And then every time you get it wrong, they remove a briefcase and the game continues until one person selects the correct briefcase. There's $5 million.

dollars. But here's the other thing. It's like they'll all be on a line with different like squares and that's your team right? Everything on this line. And then he'll be like hey if anybody wants to leave their team you get $100,000 right now. And the team is all going, hey we're all connected

if we do this we move on we can win millions of dollars so let's just stay locked in. And there's always somebody in the team that goes fuck y'all. I'm taking $100,000. And then that whole team is out. It gets eliminated. And that's what this show kind of points at. Which is like the darkest part of humanity. Everybody has a price. I just don't see it as that dark

because it's something they voluntarily decide to do. It's the safest version of darkness, right? It's like this is not people starving. This is not people trying to provide for their families. It's like it actually, in a way, exposes our humanity even worse. Because it's like you would understand if somebody jumped off the line

so they could provide for their family. But if they did it just to make money and then fuck over everybody else when they didn't need to provide for their family, you're like, oh, wow. People do anything for money. Yeah, I do get it. But I can sit with it just because it's like a voluntary

so that's why it doesn't strike me as being like dirty. Exactly, yeah. No, it's not objectively like immoral. But it does show something about the human condition that's like, oh yeah, we will do some. Everyone has a price. It's basically that tagline. Where you think like, oh, I'm incorruptible,

like all these people will vote for me. They put their trust in me and I'll forego any amount of money. And then Mr. Rees is like, what about a million bucks? And they're like, all right, yeah. I'll just take, I'll screw over all these people. No. I wouldn't. I can't be bought.

Can't be bought. Can't be bought? It's good to know. I don't got a price. I ask. Can't be bought. Can't be bought. Come on, man. Al wear any brand that sends him shit if it's fire. Does not matter where it.

If it's fire. That's not. Does not matter where it's from? No. There was a MAGAHad, New York Yankee collab. I think you would do the MAGA hat Yankees. No, I wouldn't. You guys, I had the Gets.

100,000 to put on the MAGA hat. No. 500,000 put on the MAGA hat. I'm telling you I don't have a price. Keep going. We just started going go funding. Oh, now we're talking. You're talking real money now.

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Can you explain who this is for the people? Yeah. Danny is, uh, who did you say that he was? Danny's our patron. No, no, no, no. Oh, T. Grizzly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Asian T. Grizzly. We like to call him. D. Grizzly. Detroit's own, Danny, patron, legends, needed a heart transplant and a liver transplant. In the hospital, still calling in. Still sending Patreon questions.

Still sending Patreon questions. And there was a moment where he was about to get a heart and then things didn't work out. He was at the top of the list. That has to fuck with your head so bad. Oh, my God. Yeah. But we just found.

We found out. We just got confirmation. He did get a heart transplant and a liver transplant. All in one. And he is recovering and he is well. So we just want to wish Danny a healthy recovery. We love you, my dog. I know he hasn't been able to use his voice for like six days. So we don't know if we're going to talk to him this week. He's intubated for a long time and can't really like talk just yet. But you've got to text something to us, man. We need to know what you're doing. What's going on? He invited me when he's out to go to Detroit to go to a strip club that has lamb chops. So that's what we got to do that. That's sort of the heads. First day out. That's his first day out, bro. Oh, yeah.

You guys really prayed on his downfall. Now he's back. Use that new heart, bro. If he got the heart from a woman, is he part trans? Oh. Let him live, bro. Yeah, let my man live, bro. And that's how he tunes in because he loves the fun.

He loves this silly. That's an interesting question. That was a butt. That was a heart he got. If he gets a black dude's heart, can he say it? You know what? No. Guess you're not trans,

Eddie. That means he's not trans at all. Anyway, we love you, dog, and we are stoked for you, man. And, yeah, can't wait to chop it up at you. Anyway, we love you guys, man. We appreciate you. We're going to go to Patreon right now.

Patreon.com slash flagrant. Peace. It gets crazy over there.