Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Is Kamala A Garden Tool?

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss if Kamala slept her way to the top, secure women banging broke dudes, how white people colonized food, are black people America's most powerful asset, why movies are done and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What's up everybody welcome to another episode of flagrant 2 I'm Schulte I'm here at Akash we got Alex Media Mark Gagnon in the building um yo let's get to the bottom of it first of all obviously you see we're swagged out we got the drip dripping and we'll get to that later we're gonna have flagrant fashion show today you know came through killing it Alex fucked up didn't even bring an outfit he had one job to do so mark didn't bring shit i was getting to him okay i was getting to him okay i think mark low-key has like a sleeper thing that he's about to bust off on i really do you said you didn't bring anything he laughed at you like you're a real fucking idiot least effort thing he could bring it's like oh shit he saw your text this morning so let me just grab something right that could be it or there could be something else that we don't know about

and I'm not going to allow him to have the least expectations and then over deliver. So I don't want everybody to go. I brought nothing, bro. Say again? I brought nothing. That's the thing.

I know what he's trying to do. He's trying to make it seem like obviously. This is the okey-doke. This is rope-a-dope. This is the rope-a-dope. Akash and I went above and beyond. I'm sweating the fuck out.

Yeah, Akash is actually killing it. I don't know what it is, but you're absolutely killing it. For real. Like there's a circus that's missing its leader right now somewhere. Where's Barnum and Bailey, dude? Son, hey, look at this shit. Killing it. Swag.

Swag. You got to show the tails on this. Killing it. Yeah, so we'll get to that Flavor and Fashion show in a little bit. I know motherfuckers that are listening to the audio right now got no clue what's going on, and you won't later when we talk about it. But let's start the beginning of the episode with a very important question, which is what makes a girl a hoe, right? Because Rush Limbaugh,

if you guys don't know who Rush Limbaugh is, do you know who Rush Limbaugh is? I do, but that's because I'm old. That's right. So for you youngins, Rush Limbaugh is like, I don't know, like Howard Stern without Robin. Howard Stern without Robin is not allowed anywhere near the studio. He's been trying to get me on his show for a minute, by the way. Really? Oh, yeah, dude.

I was getting a new email every week from his producers and shit like that. But he's this huge, big, conservative talk radio guy, right? Yeah. And wild boy. Yeah. Wild boy. He hadn't tried to get me on the show at all and it's probably because you're more famous but also other things what do you think it

is i don't know maybe your fucking outfit that's terrifying to him son he would yo he sees bombs in his outfit for sure hundred percent okay so um right now we have a situation where he's i believe it could be taken out of context i don't know how you would do that, called Kamala Harris a hoe. Yeah. And there's a lot of pushback to this because she's obviously a VP nomination. And I don't know, famous and I don't know, whatever. Accomplish, et cetera.

Accomplish, et cetera. But what constitutes as a hoe? Let's talk. And listen, listen. as a hoe let's talk i and listen listen kamala harris yeah did fuck mayor willie brown how old was she 29 how old is he 60 while he was married now i'm not calling kamala harris a hoe but would mrs willie brown refer to kamala harris as a hoe in that situation Mrs. Willie Brown refer to Kamala Harris as a hoe in that situation? I gotta see Mrs. Willie Brown first.

So how good she looks is dependent on her hoedom? Wow, Al. Wow. You are such a chauvinist. Apparently, Bill Clinton called Willie Brown Slick Willie Brown, and if Bill Clinton is calling you a man whore, then you definitely be dicking down these bitches.

And Bill calling you slick. Slick Willie? That's slick Willie. That means Kamala got the what? Yo, you know. If he's slicker than Bill's Willie. Yo, come on now. Bill wasn't slick enough.

That's the problem. I mean, he was mad slick. That's dry Willie Bill, bro. Nah, he's skating on them Epstein charges. I guess. Can we blame him? Are we going to look at a black woman

and say she deserved to get cheated on? Is that what you're saying right now? Can we just be grateful the mayor of San Francisco is into women? Can we just do that? Can we just take a moment and reflect on that for a second? Yeah, we need more minorities in office that's it he was trying to get them to suck his dick but it's okay at least they're in the room

at least they're in the office now apparently he gave he did the right thing he gave his side piece you know a better life he gave her some opportunities some jobs maybe she deserved them maybe she earned them so maybe she earned them off her skill and then also was playing with the slick willie right but if you're the wife or any of the wife's friends are you referring to her as a hoe back then we don't gotta talk about current kamala maybe it's just short maybe hoe was just short for home wrecker which is kind of definitionally correct if their marriage split up because of this affair. I don't know where you got the wrecker, but I like the home part. You got home.

Now, I know you know how to spell better than I do, but the home, I got you. Home wrecker. Okay. That's a home wrecker. Got you. Okay, okay. So, it's a possibility. I'm just saying, is it that far off?

Is it that crazy to call her a hoe now, maybe, But back in the day, you could throw a hoe around. Yeah, no, he said it like two days ago. But yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm with you. He called the ticket Joe and the hoe, which is kind of bars for a white dude. Wait, the ticket? Joe Biden. Oh, I thought you were talking about yourself. That's Tiki Wiki.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. He called the Democratic presidential ticket Joe and the hoe. Right. And then he said she slept her way to the top. That's basically a hoe. He like says she's a hoe. Yeah. Now, you can't take away from her accomplishments, but here's what I will say.

Yeah. Monica Lewinsky, we all understand and we give a pass to her now because, and I'm not going to debate her, but the point is she was like 21, 22. She was with the president of the United States. She was young and impressionable, and this was a very powerful man and so it's much more on Bill. Yeah. I can't apply the same shit

to a 29-year-old woman sleeping with the fucking mayor. You're 29. I don't know if he was mayor back then. Maybe we could do a little double check, but definitely. He damn sure ain't no president.

That's true. So the same rules that we understand Monica Lewinsky, forgive her for. We can't give that forgiveness to Kamala. Is it crazy

to throw the hoe? Now maybe, Al. Absolutely. It's crazy? Yes, it's crazy. Back in the day, she couldn't be like, yo, I had a hoe phase.

I was just smoking a cold man. Back in the day, but you can't call her a hoe now. That's what I'm saying. So that's why it's crazy. What is the statute of limitations

on a hoe? Yo, when does your hoe wear off? That's a great question. The moment limitations? On a hoe. When does your hoe wear off? That's a great question. The moment you stop being a hoe. Hold on. Hold on a minute. Not a hoe because I'm no longer a hoe. So the second you stop being a hoe,

you're not a hoe. Now, let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Okay. Let's talk about it. Let's talk about it. Where were you going with that, Mark? Where were you going? Now I'm just thinking, like, anytime you stop doing something, does that mean you're not the thing anymore? Exactly.

So the second you stop fucking guys, Al, are you no longer gay? Yeah. The second you stop fucking guys. Like the second you just... The second your dick is removed from the rectum. Yeah. You're no longer gay. And you start fucking vag?

Yeah, you're no longer gay. I don't know, dude. Sometimes it's in you. You switch teams. It's who you are. You stop going to church. You stop being Christian. Have you always had this opinion?

I just want to know. Have you always had this opinion? Absolutely. You really do fuck a lot of white girls this is so reminded okay what about your girl so that your girl cheats on you the second she stops cheating on you

she's no longer a hoe or you can carry that hoe to the next there's some hole over minutes now we're talking about cheating infidelity now you're adding layers to this but after you break up

you won't call her a hoe you don't have to stay together she betrayed your trust I get that relationship is fractured any girl cheating on me is a hoe for her life. For her whole life. Al operates on a different level.

Her whole life. Her whole life she's a hoe. You believe otherwise? Yeah. She hops off the dick and all of a sudden she's a saint again? I mean. I think a hoe lasts at least five to ten years. There are some marriages that get past the cheating.

They get past it, but you still look at that hoe like cheating asshole. Nah, you can't. You can't anymore. You don't look at this cheating asshole like how could she? Cheating asshole.

Yeah, but eventually you got to erase it. You got to erase the hoe. Eventually the hoe goes. Yo, can I tell y'all something that's mad vulnerable and I should not share at all? Yo, you ever like

fuck a girl so good her legs shake after sex? Yeah, every time. Yes. Sut. No. But you know what I'm talking about? Like you find they like orgasm so many times their legs shake.

Bro, I fucked my girl the other day, bro. My legs start shaking after sex. So that shit felt mad pathetic, so. Yo, I'm literally laying there covered in my own cum because I just came on my belly and my legs are wobbling a little bit. Did you try to get up? I didn't know what to do.

I don't know what was happening. I think it was the altitude. Weird shit happened when I was having sex up in Aspen, bro. I started tearing because I was so tired after this fucking... Bro, not even after sex. It was during the sex.

You know when you're so exhausted you cry a little? No. Well, I do. And she was riding me. What is happening right now? So it's the altitude. It's 11,000 square feet or something. What?

But I literally started tearing and I had to go like this during sex. Nah, you need to go back over to get your dick back, son. Say what? You need to go back over there. I left it over son. Say what? You need to go back over there. I left it over there, huh? This is wild, son. Did your girl say some shit to you

while your legs were shaking? Like, yeah, I did that. These are separate. You can't let her see that. You can't let her see that. That's hard to recover from. Y'all know how little I have sex that y'all assumed it was the same time

having sex with both of those things. Yeah. That's a traumatic moment, bro. No, that was traumatic. But it could be altitude because when you bake at a higher altitude, you have to change the baking recipe. Exactly.

What the fuck does that got to do about crying and shaking legs? I just wanted to throw out a little fact he knows about altitude. I'm bailing him out with it. Yeah, bro, we get it. You saw a YouTube video about bacon, bro. Mr. Share information over here How does it turn out

Me being gay You're gay bro You gotta take it You're like You gotta accept it You gotta accept it You fucking gay ass hoe Real talk

Alright back to this Kamala right I just Back to this hoe Whoa Whoa Oh god This hoe discussion now then let me finish the whole discussion of the word hoe okay i just don't think it's the craziest thing to say because i think there's so many women out here that are defending kamala and saying that this

guy's an asshole for calling her a hoe when they have called far lesser women hoes right you call the kardashians hoes they fuck four people that they're all in relationships with how are they all hoes every kardashian's a hoe they just fucking people they're in relationships with but kamala fucks a married man and all of a sudden oh my god how could you dare speak about a woman of color like this kardashians are women of color they are bro that's my brown eyed girl what do they call that's my brown-skinned girls bro that's my brown skins yo what brown sugar you talking about the carnage no but for real talk and all these dudes out here calling every girl a hoe that walks past them

when they holler and they don't let and the girl doesn't listen yeah every girl's a hoe but now rush limbaugh says that about kamala and all of a sudden they're like oh my god how could you ever speak about woman like that i'm trying to say y'all a bunch of fucking hypocrites i'm not calling kamala a hoe but she fucked my man yo what but if she fucked my man while we was married yo yeah anybody breaks up my marriage that's a fucking I hate that motherfucker for life. I'm calling him every name in the book. Yo, that's true. What if they had the Jada Wells situation?

Oh, open? Yeah. I don't think their marriage survived. You think the mayor is going to have an open relationship in San Francisco? Age riddled San Francisco is going to have an open relationship, bro? That's a good ask. Come on. That's a good ask.

That shit was riddled bro yeah but back then didn't they think that was just a gay drug say what a gay disease gay virus

yeah it used to be called grid which is like gay something immunodisease or some shit like that it was like gay in it

HIV used to be called grid I don't know what it stands for really is everybody just trying to top each other's

gayness right now son you don't know about gay facts he knows about bacon you crying there in sex wait wait wait I've been gay to top each other's gayness right now, son. How do you know so much about gay facts? He knows about bacon. You crying there in sex. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I've been gay. So don't get that shit twisted. Well, he outgayed you just now, so. I mean, he outgayed me. Y'all need to get more in touch with your emotions. Y'all never came out your eyes. That's all that is. You tear.

I was coming out my eyes, bro. That's it, dog. It's salty. It's the same shit. Get your fucking Relationships right Real talk Start making more love

Y'all making lust Start making more love That's a good point Crying doing the Stanky leg Embedded So that's what I started doing

To make it look like My legs were shaking I do the Candy sweet Good See you Tootsie roll Wild boys Y'all some wild boys to make it look like my legs were shaking. Candy sweet, good as gold. See you at Tootsie Roll. Wild boys.

Y'all some wild boys, man. Y'all a bunch of hoes. Y'all a bunch of hoes, too. Nah, man. I got a fact check. Once you stop being a hoe, you're not a hoe. I got a fact check on some of the Kamala shit. Okay, go.

So she dated San Francisco Mayor and State Assembly Speaker Willie Brown for a period of time in 94-95. But technically he was estranged from his wife for over a decade. Oh come on son, they broke up! This is according to this, that apparently... That sounds like some ho shit to me. Get the fuck out of here son!

That sounds like some ho shit to me. I'm so tired of you fat chickens. Put out some fire ass content and then we're gonna you're right. That's what I'm talking about. I'm going to put out some fire-ass content. You know what you handsome motherfucker. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Why you call me handsome? Because I'm fat.

Fucking glizzy goblin over there. I don't know. You can't just throw me compliments while we're on a roll. Yeah. We're all making fun of each other. Yeah, your jacket looks stupid. Yeah, your dick looks fat. What?

This is too tight. No, but you know what's fire? We did this shit last. That's what we got to do. We got to start every episode with no facts in the beginning, right? Remember the last episode?

What was it we were talking about? Kamala again, I think. Was it Kamala? It was something specific. Flame voting roots. Yeah, yeah, Kamala. Yeah, yeah, it was Kamala. We call her fucking, what was it?

Her Jamaican great granddad or some shit? Yeah, John Brown or some shit like that. I don't know, but then we found out he was actually white. Anyway, point is, we got to start the show with no facts, all feelings. We go no facts, all feelings, and then Mark does a fact check and ruins all the fun, but actually makes it more fun. Okay, that's the segment. It's called no facts, all feelings. No facts, all feelings. It's does a fact check and ruins all the fun, but actually makes it more fun. Okay, that's the segment. It's called No Facts, All Feelings.

No Facts, All Feelings. It's the anti-Ben Shapiro segment. Well, facts don't care about your feelings. Shut up. I hate that little segment. Facts don't care about your feelings. That is some smug shit to say. Yeah, facts don't care about anything.

They're not a sentient being. You know what I mean? Like, what are you talking about? Like, facts don't have any feelings. But we as human beings do, if we're not a sentient being like what are you talking about like facts don't have any feelings but we as human beings do if we're not autistic so yes kamal is not a hoe turns out kamal is not a hoe this is a legend i don't know if necessarily there's dubiousness about all facts yo slick willie was getting it in shout out to slick shout out i'm gonna be honest though i do feel like a lot of guys will try to fuck other girls and being like that are married like nah we like

separated it's just not official ah so i believe it i think it's 10 years a long time but they're definitely dudes you try to fuck girls while they're married and be like nah we're not divorced yet but like my wife and i don't talk we don't live together blah blah blah she also was 29 dating a 60 year old that's crazy dog nothing wrong with that that's goat shit yo there's nothing wrong with that that's goat shit

yeah 30 years bro that's goat shit she an old ass bitch at that point 29 years old oh my god hard boiled egg

having ass lady you really think you really think she can't date a guy 60 oh wow there are a bunch of 30 year old bitches crying right now listening to you

didn't have to call them bitches that was a little extra you know what i mean oh that was he said one girl was a bitch i didn't call all women bitches i didn't even call kamala bitch you just did that you fucking piece of shit come on yo you know what you right i'm sorry sorry guys protect women i'm sorry. Protect women, dog. I'm sorry, guys. Protect women. I'm sorry. You're right about it. He's old ass. Yo, but for real, man. Honestly, I'm glad we got to the bottom of that.

What was the bottom of it? So is she a hoe or is she not a hoe? So he was still married at the time, but apparently they were estranged, but we don't really know that for sure. Yo, sometimes divorce is tricky, man. I'll give Slick Willie that. Divorce is a very tricky thing and it's easier just to stay separated and you're obviously going to go hand out the pipe

to different people. That's why he's Slick Willie, bro. That's why he's Slick Willie. So I understand that. And also, if Kamala is fucking people she works with and that makes her a hoe, a lot of y'all listening right now are hoes. A lot of y'all are fucking a lot of y'all. right now are hoes. A lot of y'all are fucking, a lot of y'all.

Did she get a job afterward? Apparently he like placed her in a couple different committees and positions. We gotta stop judging women who do that shit. That's ambitious. You know what I mean? I like an ambitious girl. Yo, that's a good point.

Like, what about all these dudes that aren't fucking other dudes to get shit, but they're like just being nice to them? Go play golf, fucking hang out all day. Like you just emotionally connecting with somebody. You play golf, fucking hang out all day. Like you just emotionally connecting with somebody. You're emotionally

blowing this guy all the time. You're a sucking dick loser. Why the fuck you doing all this like buddy buddy shit? Yeah, tapped him on the back.

Hey, you watch the game last night? Real talk. That's an emotional blowjob. You hoe. Yeah. Bunch of hoe ass dudes out there.

Just cause y'all not sucking dicks. That y'all out there just being charming and sweet to motherfuckers how else are you supposed to get a promotion you stay after work

she's staying after work she probably working harder than you are motherfucker she probably working less making more of a difference and got the same shit think about it

she's optimizing her time which is what you need a president to do oh factual yo now you talking let's do this that's the type of diplomacy I want.

Yo. Put the D in diplomacy. All right, Kamala? Let's solve this nuclear war. Israel, Palestine, get over here. Yeah, yeah. You got some missiles to deactivate. I'm just saying. Why are you judging women, bro?

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there's a Al Al out here judging women don't throw it at me no stop judging women Al goes on one boat ride

he get one little yacht ride cooks together one little video and all of a sudden he called all women hoes you're not in the hypnotized video Al it's not biggie biggie biggie can't you see yeah man I erased that hoism you know it's impressive you could erase

you could MIB a hoe yeah oh shit that is You know, it's impressive. You could erase. You could MIB a hoe? Yeah. Oh, shit. How do you do that? The moment they take the dick out, boom, they're not hoes no more. The moment they take the dick out. Hold on, hold on. What girls are just taking their dick out of you?

They just take it out. Right, right. Oh, take your dick out. A dick. Any dick. Yeah, take your dick out. A dick. Any dick. Yeah. The general dick. I thought you had a specific ability to make a girl not a hoe.

I thought there was some like christening thing that you had going. They got to do it. They have to do it themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you. You know, I didn't calculate with this hat is the back of it hitting the chair. Okay. So glad I shared that with you guys.

Thanks for that information. Anyway, you know what? I thought that was going to slap. I was like, yo, once I give them this information, we taking the podcast to another fucking level, bro. With this, the fucking hat, the back of the chair shit. That's what everybody was thinking at home. That's what everybody's thinking at home, dog.

Real talk. Okay. So we offer this. I think that we've come to some conclusion. Yeah. Yeah. This is a pro women podcast. Absolutely.

So are we not feminists? Honestly, I realize I podcast. Absolutely. So, are we not feminists? Honestly, I realize I am a feminist. Yo, we are such feminists. We might be feminazis. Yo, honestly, we might be. We might be. Explain it to me so I can agree. I don't know.

I don't know what that is. But isn't that something that people always say on Twitter? We want slut shaming, that's for sure. We're trying to call out the people that are calling out kamala yeah if you call all these other girls hoes but you're not going to call out kamala keep the same energy you know what i mean yeah you know what i mean i do that's what i'm talking about every time a girl fucks a dude that's successful or famous she a hoe and if she gets a job out of it i support sex work also if they were more successful and famous women we would fuck them

that's the only reason why we not fucking them you don't think somebody would slide some dick up Barbara Corcoran yo let me tell you son of a bitch son of a bitch

yo and Barbara Corcoran got a three bedroom for your boy in Dumbo she could get some dang a lane bro yo my girl gonna be about. She could get some dang a leg, bro. Yo, my girl gonna be about that shit. You better put on a condom, get us this condo. Let's go.

I'm not doing this. I need 2,300 square feet, Barbara Corcoran. And I can fill up any square footage you need if you know what I'm saying. Wink, wink. Yo, you got a garage? Because I'll park my shit in your garage easy money yo easy money that's all i'm saying ladies if you listen i know a lot of women out here no this is important a lot of women out here feeling judged because men aren't fucking them to get ahead in life the problem is y'all not

ahead y'all busy giving head y'all not ahead head. Y'all not ahead. We need y'all to get ahead. Yeah. Okay? There's three Oprahs. Oprah. Who are the other two Oprahs? Judge Judy. Oh, Judge Judy or Oprah.

Judge Judy or Oprah, bro. That's an Oprah. That's an authentic Oprah. That's an authentic. That's Judge Judy. Oprah? Judge Judy? There's probably another bitch out there.

How fucked up is that? Judy? There's probably another bitch out there. How fucked up is that? The bitch is on Zara. That's a bitch? Well, it was a guy, but she divorced him. I think she gets half of Zara. You know, that's how these women make billions. Amazon's wife.

What's Jeff Bezos? Oh, Miss Bezos. Ex-Bezos. We're going to call her Ex-Bezos. There's Jeff Bezos and Ex-Bezos. Nah, I fucks with Mackenzie Bezos. Why? What's shezos? We're going to call her ex-Bezos. There's Jeff Bezos and ex-Bezos. Nah, I fucks with Mackenzie Bezos. Why? What's she do? Because she's giving most of her money away.

We don't care. And she gets it. Wait, wait, wait. She does? Yeah, because she gets. She's giving most of her money to charity. Oh, you got it. She knows she charity.

Yeah, she charity. So she gets it. You know what I mean? Like, that's how I got my money. Jeff ain't giving shit to nobody ever. Yo, that's the funny. You know how people say, the buck stops with me. Yeah.

Not in her case. Yeah. Buck keeps bucking. You know, that's the funny thing. People say the buck stops with me. Not in her case. The buck keeps bucking. Yeah, she's playing the shit forward. Okay, but that is a real thing. If, ladies, you get into these power positions, which is what we want. You get into these power positions. Right. We would love to fuck you and take advantage of that power you already have.

We would love that opportunity opportunity it just so happens that we can't think of any of y'all the other thing is that girls aren't gonna fuck down say what i don't think girls like well well we had a discussion about that what girl the assumption was all the way back in the day the assumption was always girls don't fuck down. So the more successful women get, the harder it is for them to date. Evolutionary. Evolutionary, yes.

But here's the thing. Women are fucking up because fucking up provides security. Yes. At the end of the day. Let's make the most biological argument, right? Fucking up, this guy is going to have enough money

to take care of you while you're incapacitated for nine months while you're being pregnant. And raise the kid. And raise the kid. Help the kid survive. It is the smart decision. Calling a girl ho for that is fucked up.

In my opinion, it's fucked up. It's the biological decision. It's not even smart. It's what we're programmed to do. And you know what's interesting? You always hear these dudes go like, well, men cheat because it's our biology. And then when women fuck successful people, they're like, whores. It's the same biology, bro.

Same biology. Yeah. So here's the thing we've noticed that once girls get security they got the same sexual appetite as us once girls like guaranteed mega uh x bezos guaranteed x bezos the side dick she getting right now is the guy that works on the grounds of her property oh yeah that fine ass dude fine ass dude yeah man packages still getting delivered jeff you know what i'm saying oh and this one's in his prime all right so the point is when these women end up getting that security life security that they don't have to worry about

now their sexual appetite reflects us they fucking the closest thing around they fucking the easiest thing to fuck guys we don't have standards a lot of times because it's like yo what is the easiest thing to take down what's the monica lewinsky you're there i'll fuck yeah he could have whatever girl but there's a cost if bill clinton wants to go and find some victoria's secret model and fuck her yeah oh she's gonna talk yada yada, yada, yada. It ended up happening anyway, but still. And you see this happen. So now we can look at our sexual appetites as a function of security.

Men, we have security. Sometimes men don't have security and they will fuck for it. Madonna's 62, got a 25-year-old boyfriend, is she not? Guaranteed that dude was not secure. Guaranteed that dude's not come for money. Guaranteed dude did not have a great job. Guaranteed dude is living off of her in some way, shape or form. I'm much more embarrassed by that dude than I am if it's 25 year old girl, 62 year old

man. Ooh, go on that. Go on that. No, because that, again, I'm looking at it from a biological standpoint of like, dog, your whole goal as a man is to become a provider so you can be more attractive to other women. If you're fucking for the security that's like, I'll be honest, I find it like biologically not masculine. That's some pussy shit.

Yeah. It's evolutionarily not masculine. You're tapping out. You're tapping out the game. Yeah. Like you're supposed to provide for yourself. You're the provider. It's what you were born to do is provide.

In an evolutionary sense, that's what men do. You provide so you can get, you know, the best woman or whatever and pass on the strongest genes and you're just tapping out of that. He might be playing a long game. Get what an old bitch, she dies,

you inherit her wealth. I think that's pussy. Now, he's, I think that's, I judge that much more than I judge the girl, Anna Nicole Smith.

I feel you. But I think dudes are playing a long game when they do that shit. It's the same thing. Keep that same energy. That's biological. I get why a woman does that. That's every species is get the most attractive mate

and not just attractive physically, like who can provide the best life for me and my offspring. Security. Yes. It's security, bro. So I get biologically Anna Nicole Smith. If they didn't have kids, maybe not as much, but if they had kids, I get it on an evolutionary level.

I understand that. That's what we're driven to do. A guy's not driven to do that in most any species. Yo, you know what? Maybe rich dudes find security in gold diggers because they know that the girl is attracted to gold. So all they have to do is to continue making gold. Give them some shit to dig up. Give them the shit to dig. And as long as they can still dig, they will be there. to continue making goals. Give them some shit to dig up. Give them the shit to dig.

And as long as they can still dig, they will be there. They will be loyal. They will be secure. Right? Yeah. Whereas a dude that is only good at making gold and not really good at like building emotional connections with people might be insecure about a relationship with a woman who actually wants an emotional connection with them because they might not feel like

they're interesting enough to be loved for just themselves so it's easier to have that relationship okay i make the gold this bitch loves the gold she's not gonna leave me she's gonna take care of my kids i feel secure also evolutionarily i get a guy getting a girl like that because that's what we covet we covet the girl like attractiveness pretty much across every country from this is 20 years ago when i was in college and i really studied but like it's who gives me the best kids what's like the most the wide hips the hourglass figure the big breasts help nourish kids the wide hips make childbirth easier that's what we're attracted to like that she's the gold diggin wife that's what i'm evolutionarily drawn to yo y'all suck titties

do y'all do that yeah what yo do y'all suck it do y'all suck do you suck it uh not suck but lick you don't suck titties do you suck it sound like a pacifier yo sucking titties is this shit yo that's this shit though baby is hungry yo for real though we gotta talk about sucking titties bro You not out there sucking out Yo why do you not do that Y'all weird Y'all never suck a titty and you get one of your girls

Little titty hairs in your mouth And you be sucking extra hard Anyway Y'all never do that And floss while you suck a titty That's too descriptive Y'all never floss that and floss while you suck a titty? That's too descriptive. Y'all never floss on your girl titty hair?

You know every once in a while they be growing a little titty hair. Just mine. Although, do we ever figure out why Al's dick only goes straight like that?

Yeah, because I got a normal dick. Nah, you got that. I heard from many women that I have a normal dick yeah can we assess that because some people hit al up apparently yeah al you don't have a normal dick your dick they said i got a heavy no you don't they said i got a heavy that's what you got a heavy so you're saying the blood weighs so much that it hangs down it can't go it can't go all the way up that's that's what they would say that's what they would say yeah yeah yeah no i think you're working i think your dick is weak yeah because

it can't hold it it can't hold itself up you have such a small when i'm on my back i'm straight up y'all just like on some weak laying on your belly button shit like that's weird it's not straight maybe his sperm is weighing it down because that's why we get all these girls pregnant yo that's true it could be sperm density yeah i will say this specifically about your dick i will say this about your dick specifically okay your dick if it doesn't go up could mean it's so thin that it doesn't it's such a thin dick like uncooked pasta yes that any amount of blood in the tiny little thin dick that you have, little baby dick, is going to pull the little baby dick down. That's scientifically valid.

So for real, that is something that you should be concerned about in your dick size. Noodle dick. I do stay away from boiling water. You do? I do. He's not just afraid of swimming, guys. It's all water. You do. I do. He's not just afraid of swimming, guys.

It's all water. Yo, what if that's why black people didn't swim? They're like, nah, my dick's not getting hard anymore, bro. I see what it does to pasta. I'm not fucking around

with that water, bro. You girls want to put Al's dick on your face and see if it sticks. You know what I mean? Holler at him. Damn, I'll holler at him. He put on his Indian outfit.

He turned right into the rapey. What's your currency again? Rupee. Oh, my God. Is that how they say it? Yeah. How do you guys say rape in India? Consent it.

I was going to say yes. Oh, shit. Fun time. Yo, this motherfucker is crazy. Yo, you crazy. You crazy out here, bro. Yo, you crazy out here, bro. Yo, did Trump

say that Kamala's not from America? Yeah, he tried. He didn't say that, but he agreed. He didn't say it was wrong. What did he say? He floated a Kamala Bertha thing. Really? Or Kamala.

Does he just not think any black people are from America? That is the funniest shit to say about anybody. You're not even from here, bro. Because they are but there's really after that you can't really they're kind of not they're america's greatest import all right guys we're gonna take a break real quick stand-up comedy is back your boy is gonna be at good night's comedy club in raleigh north carolina we got shows thursday through saturday thursday at 8 p.m i believe friday and saturday at 7 15 and 9 30 you can get tickets on my website

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That being said, if you had gotten tickets before corona and you do not plan on coming for whatever reason let the club know because then that can you know create an opportunity for someone else who's trying to get the tickets again because we're not adding any more shows uh thank y'all so much man and you know what let's pay some bills i think it's time to pay some bills listen guys stop getting hangovers i'm tired of people complaining about hangovers you see it's a trope in every single movie television television show. You don't need to be hungover anymore, okay?

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off if you use the promo code flagrant. That's right, 20% off. If you don't like it, you get your money back. Man, stop getting hungover. Let's get back to the show. They're America's greatest import what is black people wait a minute now hold on one second hold on one second hold on one second no no let's make the argument are black people america's greatest import is there a better import from anywhere in black let's it. In terms of cultural significance, is there any more potent and powerful culture than black American culture

in terms of like it's spread around the world right now? And who benefits from that? I'm mad that you're trying to make this a positive. Yo, but think about who benefits from that?

It's a positive. America benefits from that. America benefits. When you see little Japanese kids dressing like black kids from New York or LA doing breakdance

and doing all this shit, that's America that benefits from that. That's colonialism in a weird way. It's cultural colonialism. But y'all doing the ACOM thing and just saying like,

oh yeah, but just ignore the whole slavery part. Nobody's trying to ignore it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying America was very lucky to get black people. Listen, slavery, horrible.

Slavery, horrible. But you have to admit that it undeniably, and I think this is the argument that so many black people make, is like, yo, we built this shit for free. Right? So if we're talking about who benefited the most, America benefited way more from slave labor

than any other import. Think about the insane, the amazing amounts of money and wealth that was built off of free labor. That's all I'm saying. And like leverage globally. You took it negatively.

No, but it's still not something I'm happy about. I'm not going to brag like, oh, yeah, we're America's greatest import. I was just making an observation. I would never tell you how to feel about your situation. Honestly, I was just trying to defend something that sounded crazy. I know. I think I did a pretty good job of it, though.

I did. That's how I meant it. I could be throwing up alley-oops, and I'd be catching like Zion. I'd be like, let's go. That's how I meant it. But for real, though, that is an interesting argument. Can you think of one other import? Wine?

Mark, get the fuck out of here, son. This is a crazier open. Hold on now. This is a bounce pass. Mark might have something here. Wine is a better import than black people. First of all, who wines more? I ain't seen no Chardonnays like White Lives Matter.

White Wines Matter. White Wines Matter. I'm like you. Wine has good legs. You know what I mean? Nah, but black people got great legs, bro. Generally. Generally speaking.

Not Al. Al got the Puerto Rican side. Al's legs is built for merengue. My hips don't lie. Okay, but no, let's think about that. No, it's not. I think it's interesting. No, it's not. I think it's interesting. No, it's not.

Okay, America's greatest export. Go. I already know it. I already know it. Democracy. Huh? Democracy. Some might say it was imported, but I'll let you rock on that.

You could argue that's a French import. You could argue. Ain't nothing a French import. You could argue. Ain't nothing a French import. Even the fries is us. Same with wine, bro. Well, well, well. I think I would have to say America's greatest export? Sugar.

There is no dessert without America. America changed the world. Sugar changed the world. Did the world did we didn't we just conquer hawaii so we could have the sugar that they were already had that was one thing that we did but that's part of america so i think sugar cane existed before and was used before only in the americas did not exist in europe or any of that kind of shit sugar mark i feel like india has sugar cane india had no fucking no fucking sugar. Look at any place. We were doing this the other day.

Mark and I were sitting here. We're out there and we were starting to go through desserts because we got, what was the dessert? Mango sticky. Yeah. Mango sticky rice. And then we're like, oh, it's just mango and rice and then sugar all over it. And we're like, oh, wait a minute. Sugar is from where, Mark?

The sugar plantations. The sugar plantations. Okay. I'm going to need a little bit more momentum going'm gonna need a little bit more no facts for a second you look up the facts in the meantime and you got the feeling so i'm trying to find out america has sugarcane all right okay i think india did too no india didn't have sugarcane you did no you didn't you didn't have sugarcane Let me know when y'all want facts. When you're ready for facts, we can go over it.

First of all, we're not going to go to the black guy for facts. Come on. Whoa! Come on. Whoa! Whoa! Come on.

Oh, gosh. That was racial. I don't know if it was racist, but it was racial. It was racial for sure. This guy comes in dressed like the mask and all of a sudden he's a fucking racist. It's a wild outfit. It's wild.

Is it even Hindu? It's Indian. Huh? Indian. But that's just straight up Indian? Maybe some fusion shit. Well, I made the point that you've got to be grateful to the British a little bit for giving him buttons.

But we're assuming you guys did buttons. This is, again, feelings, no facts. Absolutely, we did buttons. Because y'all just be wrapping yourselves up. That's my point. That's what I'm saying.

You're like, before British, you guys were mummies, bro. Y'all never seen the way that they dress, bro. You guys were mummies before the British gave you guys fucking...

That's this, wrap, wrap, wrap. And then you try to do some cute shit where you show off your midriff even though y'all got the worst midriffs on the planet. I mean, yeah. You gonna take that, son? I don't even know what a midriff even though y'all got the worst midriffs on the planet.

You gonna take that, son? Nah, it's fine. I don't even know what a midriff is but you gonna take that, son? Y'all got the worst midriffs because y'all either too fat or you're so skinny that you got the extended bellies.

What about the top drifts? We got good ass top drifts, yo. Y'all got heavy tits? Yo, for real, y'all got heavy tits? Great top drifts. Indians got heavy tits? Oh, yeah. Great top drifts. I tits? Great top drifts. Indians got heavy tits? Oh, yeah.

Great top drifts. I don't look at Indian girls like that out of respect for you. Appreciate that. But like, do Indians got heavy tits? Great top drifts. No, for real. Al, is it true Indians got heavy tits? Some of them have some heavies.

I bet you they got lots of hair on their nipples, bro. Guaranteed, son. If you want to talk about hairy tits. How do you think i got these great teeth i never got nothing stuck in his teeth you don't even brush you just put some crestling and nipple hair this happened from breastfeeding i just got great teeth from the womb no but for real buttons Buttons, English invention.

You made up English. You're guessing. I know for a fact. Sugar, Indian invention. Suck. Can I tell you? My. See? See?

I was about to give that to you, and then you just wanted to come with the black racist shit. Have you seen Goldfinger, the Bond movie, with the character Oddjob in it that has the top hat? Ain't nobody watching this dumbass movie. Well, I wanted to throw this hat at you so hard when you just said that Indians invented sugar. They did? They did not invent sugar. How do you think we got them sloppy-ass midriffs? Say again?

How do you think we got them sloppy-ass midriffs? Yeah, with the fucking hair on it. You did not invent sugar. The first chemically refined sugar appeared on the scene in India in about 2,500 years ago. That's what I said. Trust the black guy.

Nope, nope, nope, nope. Yeah, there we go. There we go. The first sugar appeared... Some brown and black connect, baby. How many years ago did you say? I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.

How many years ago? 2,500. You ain't touching that shit. Exactly. That's before God exists, bro. You can't have no sugar before God. Not our God. Your God doesn't count because it's not God.

Nah, that's God, yo. Come on, bro. Mark, who's God? That's the God. Mark, which one is God? Give us a fact. Let me look it up. You useless fuck.

Jesus. How do you think they get brown? Say what? How do you think they get brown say what how do you think they get brown I missed it it's a sugar joke it's a sugar joke

I got you I got you I got you yo that is some white shit to do like white people took sugar that is brown

and they were like eat eat that's a little dangerous why is that sugar so loud turn down the music of that sugar. You don't want that inside of me.

Son, we literally did that to chocolate and sugar. Yeah, we made white chocolate for no reason. We made white chocolate for no fucking reason. And we made white sugar for no fucking reason. Trash. Both are trash. But keep it real. Keep it 100.

Same with bread, too. We made white bread. Yo. What color is wheat? Not white. Three of those things, once you make it white, it takes all the nutrients out it's trash

it's all the flavor out just like white people takes all the soul out of it amber feels the brain this shit is making sense that shit is amber this shit is making sense and we made it white

for no reason y'all are racist bro this shit is making sense y'all are really racist Nick Cannon was on to something none of you guys wild ass wild ass wild ass wild ass wait a minute racist. Nick Cannon was on to something. Wild ass. Wild ass.

Wild ass. Wild ass. Wait a minute. Why did we turn everything white, Mark? I think aesthetics. I think we wanted it all to match. Aesthetics? I knew that shit was aesthetics. Oh my god, bro. We did it to sugar. We did it to bread.

We did it to... What was the other one? Isn't it funny that aesthetics for y'all involves taking away all ass? Isn't that true? What else did we do it to Bray. We did it to, what was the other one? Isn't it funny that aesthetics for y'all involves taking away all ass? Isn't that true? What else did we do it to? What else did we do it to, guys? What else did we turn white? Marble. White.

Rice. Rice. We turned fucking rice white. Yep. Did we? Yeah. Rice is brown. Mark, facts do not care about your feelings right now, dude.

And we're going off of feelings, okay? Feelings don't care about your facts. That's what I mean. Neither of them. Yeah. We have rice that got turned white. What else got turned white? Huh?

Huh? Bread. Asians. We turned them white. Yeah, geishas. Geishas, right? Yeah, you're right about that. Y'all used to get

as white as possible with makeup. You would fucking white it up, put the little high pink blush on, white hair. White hair.

White wigs. Turn hair white. That's how much we love white shit. We got fake hair and chose for it to be white. That's crazy.

Usually people would choose like a luscious brown or blonde, if you will. Or Indian most of the time most of the time indian brown hair probably straight off of a girl's nipple you think that's what they make wigs out of you think they just shaved out girls titties because i ain't seen one bald indian bitch real talk, Akash. I ain't seen a single

bald Indian bitch in India. But apparently all that hair is coming from India. I think it's coming from titty hair. You know how soul food is the worst parts of the animal

and then you make magic out of it? Oh my God. Titty hair makes weaves. Worst part of the titty. Now we turn it into a business. And that's why Black Women were like,

don't touch my hair because that's sexual assault. Oh my gosh. I think we're on to something. Real talk. That's why you got to start with something crazy. Kamala being a hypothetical is going to get us to black girls' weaves are made by Indian

city hair. Hey, man. I can't deny the facts. You can't deny it. They don't care about my feelings. It's going to get us to black girls' weaves are made by Indian city hair. Hey, man. I can't deny the facts. You know what I mean? You can't deny it. They don't care about my feelings. Done. Mark, is there anything that you're looking up right now?

No, I'm trying to figure out where sugar comes from. Sugar comes from Trinidad and Tobago. Mark is dropping a ball. Trinidad comes from, what? Sugar comes from Trinidad and Tobago And also the other Caribbean islands Yes That is a fact Maybe now it does We got our own sugar

No you didn't You never had sugar They had sugar before They never had sugar They never had sugar We had sugar before you had Jesus Y'all slow yo That man slow

That's another thing We turn white Bro we missed that one Yo son We be turning shit white bro Bro oh If you want to grow up in the suburbs oh shit what color are the picket fences white picket fences in your ideal white world oh my goodness christ this is unbelievable white people have turned everything white to normalize whiteness to make that the status quo what did she why didn't any of y'all think of that what color are these floors white yeah

yo why did none of y'all think of that that's a good point you guys talk about colonization we always talk about colonization but why the fuck did y'all come up with these ideas why did you guys colonize and enslave a whole race why didn't you do that wait what mark what you didn't have to go that deep with it yeah why didn't you i really i'm gonna tell you something man indians tried we just didn't get the boat you know i mean that's if we fucked up we didn't take it international we did that shit to our own you did it to your own yeah man because you had enough people oh you think that's what it was? You already had enough, right? Right or no?

Am I wrong? I don't know. Which one is it? I don't know. Did I say something really wrong? I was reacting in a way I was like, uh-oh, did I say something super racist? No, it's just a funny...

Oops! It's a funny rationale. No, but yo, white people, we always knock for traveling, Al. I think that's what they're doing. They're scouting, son. Oh my goodness. You know, white people, I just for traveling al i think that's what they're doing they're scouting son oh my goodness you know white people i just love to travel you scouting ass bitch you scouting ass barefoot ass bitch you scouting ass barefoot ass bitch whenever we go on like a mission trip to africa or something i know the mission oh my god mission trip dude so are you saying that mormons are not actually these kind of like devout

christians they are the first line for the new colonization what color are their shirts oh my goodness oh my goodness i'm about to blow your mind the natural color of cotton ranges from tan to green to brown. What the fuck is going on, dude? Son. What? Come on, son. Come on, son. Oh.

The natural color of cotton. What website did you get that from? Thanks for taking us to America.org? .org? It's an organization. No, dude, that's crazy. White people just make anything white that they do so what color churches jesus white what color churches are they white usually white sometimes yeah sometimes they would this guy gets in the studio paints this whole shit yeah floors white

yo but i wasn't the one who decided that a white white man did. A half white man, a half Asian man. Both white. That's an interesting thing. How do you think he got half white and half Asian? Tell me. Probably his dad was like, yo, let's make some shit whiter. Oh, my. Well, his dad was the Asian one.

Oh, unexpected twist. That's fact. That's fact. That's some boss-ass Asian. Back in the day shout out to Mr. Uyeda superhero yo

back in the day tearing up white puss yo right after World War II son he had his own Pearl Harbor real talk that is fucking

fantastic dude the levels of game that you need post Pearl Harbor to tear up white puss bro as a Japanese man he's a man yeah i'm waiting for the

day i fucking get it out get it out you got this holy shit i'm just waiting for the day you guys muscle fibers Oh, my God. Do not edit that. You're not editing that. Someone's legs are shaking. Someone's legs are shaking. His vocal cords are shaking right now. What the fuck happened right there, son? I wasn't sure if I wanted to get this out.

Just get it out, son. I said, I can't wait for the day you guys big up a black guy for fucking a white girl the way you just bigged up an Asian guy for fucking a white girl. No, because it's easy for y'all. That shit is fishing with dynamite. Yeah. What? For an Asian? Bruh. White girls want to fuck black dudes yo if if an asian dude fucked a black girl how would you feel about it you'd be like oh shit

yeah respect right respect he's the underdog he's the under oh that's a good ass fucking point wait underdog is a dish how is the asian the underdog the asian male is an underdog how have you ever seen asian man just out there pimping slang and dick to every race that's a good he's making a good point matter of fact i remember i think ok cupid released like stats on who was the most desirable race and the least desirable desirable least desirable men were asian men son we're not on okay cupid our parents find our wives so that's probably because we're undesirable but who cares that's not the point the point is we're not on the sites because we don't have to they did say that though it was was Asian dudes and black women.

Asian dudes and black women. I didn't want to say the back half after I already called out black, but that was the second half of that. You know what I mean? Why would they put

that info out there? I don't think they did. I don't think that was part of it. No, I think they did. I think OKCupid put out like this as information. Like this is the most desirable was Asian women

or white women. Come on, bro. You know already. Definitely Spanish. Al, Al, Al. We're not going to go back into this. Al, we're not going to go back into this. Al really been colonizing his brain, son.

His brain has been colonized, bro. She got you, dog. She got you twist around her finger, dog. So yeah, I wanted to talk about Michelle, right? Yo. Wow. Wow. We just talk about black women. I'll talk about beautiful,

black, smart women. Gray matter. Almost white. I'm trying, Mark. I was even rude for you on this one. You know why it can't be black matter? Because they don't want black to matter. That's why.

That was a little better alley-oop. I was even rude for you on this one. You know why it can't be black matter? Because they don't want black to matter. That's why. That's why. Okay. Hey, hey. That was a little better alley-oop. I'll take the bail. Mark alley-ooped it like it was a bowling ball. Roll that shit down to spin. Yeah, I'll take that.

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That's so specific. You know, their frumpy ass ones? Like this, with a little bow tie. Doug, they're all so phony. It's really amazing what Trump did to politics. I will give him this. We always knew politicians spoke to us in a phony way. Yeah.

And I'll give a lot of credit to Barack. And he had political swagger, meaning like he spoke in the same kind of like political tone. Incredibly polished. Polished, but he did seem authentic, right? It seemed like this guy's talking to you. He's a legit dude. He seems like a regular guy who happens to be brilliant and all this other shit, but not phony. How he did it is fucking incredible. It's really brilliant.

After Trump, every politician sounds like a fucking idiot when they talk they sound like a liar they sound like a used car salesman they sound absolutely pathetic and it enrages me listening to them I don't care which side you're on I get enraged because I know you're fucking lying to me it's an act it's like they're putting on an accent they're doing the entire thing you know why a lot of people

you know who else has that ability Michelle and I think that's why a lot of people are like yo she should run because she seems so authentic which is what makes this heartbreaking oh yeah akash did some snooping on michelle he tried to take down michelle but this is a doctored video you want to play it out can we play it well when you said it's a doctored video is that because He is Akash. Okay, go. I want to start by thanking Harvey Weinstein for organizing this amazing day. This is possible because of Harvey. He is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.

So basically what it is is Michelle Obama congrat obama congratulating harvey weinstein and saying he's a great guy and all this other shit now i want to say in defense of michelle obama she also calls him a good friend right and i do want to say this she's doing and listen you were accountable for your words all that kind of stuff they're not good friends he paid for this whole fucking dinner i'm sure it was like a donation type thing to raise money. And she's doing the pleasantries. She's saying the right things. In no fucking way,

if she knew what was going on with this guy, would she go out there and she say, in my opinion, I don't think so. Because I think there's too much political capital lost supporting a guy with this kind of shady shit going on. She could know he's a puss hound,

but not out here, you know. Even that, she might not even know that shit. What? that she might not even know that shit because she wasn't even she might not even know about him being a pusshound

like she's not in the Hollywood world yet during this speech right but Akash doesn't believe it he's not convinced come on son Akash go

here's the only thing that trips me up is we would be giving her and maybe she rightfully so maybe but we're giving her more credit than every other politician

who has a picture with Jeffrey Epstein, who's cool with Jeffrey Epstein, and then all of a sudden is like, oh, I had no idea. And we're like, you fucking new. What you talking about? You didn't know. Same thing we said about the,

all the rumors about comics and shit like that. If Trump and Epstein are in pictures together, all of a sudden it's like, yo, Trump knew everything Epstein was doing. But when Michelle, I'm just seeing my own bias right now. I don't see people really put the Trump situation on him because there's only that one picture at the party. And then he said, I stopped fucking with him.

The ones we really dragged the mud are the ones that hung out with him mad time. So how can you not see something after hanging out with a dude mad time? But if you're saying that that's your good friends? And in 2013, I'm telling you, there were rumors of at least him being a colossal dickhead, at least. And also, I think Mark had a video that he pointed out from like 95? 2005. 2005, sorry.

Courtney Love, what was her advice? Basically, some actress was like, hey, Courtney Love, if you wanted to give advice to a young actress in Hollywood, what would you say? And she was like, if Harvey Weinstein invites you to a party at the Four Seasons, don't go. Oh, so the rumors were out there in 2005 and i think whitney was writing a bunch of roast jokes about harvey weinstein about what a creep he was back in she said them on stern so courtney love have you seen courtney love oh wow it looks it looks to me al that you could be what is it called being gay oh yeah victim blaming no i'm just saying

she doesn't look that credible i'm sorry can i just give a little push back on one thing that's exactly what victor victim no no i'm just saying she looks like a whore. Have you seen the way she dresses? Perhaps it was her fault. If we look at it that way. Now, here's the thing, Al. Some might agree with you. Some might agree with you. But some might also say that that's incredibly sexist

in what you're saying. But wasn't she on drugs and a whole bunch of... Wasn't she a party person? I don't really know too much about her, but wasn't she the one with that rock star who killed himself? You're not digging yourself out of this hole, I swear. I swear you just keep doubling down without realizing it.

She killed Kirko, man. Yeah, from partying and all this crazy shit. We ain't. Go nowhere. I'm sticking to the bucket. Go nowhere. We can't be stopped now. it's Weinstein for life this could be a learning experience for Alex all right go so they were asking for it they were asking for it

all right Al some people will say that you can't make that distinction even based on their behavior that girls that exhibit this kind of party behavior can still get sexually assaulted too and uh also probably a lot of times girls that go through trauma like that start trying to cope with drugs and shit like that and partying etc yeah and killing kurt cobain and killing kurt cobain because there's no way he could give a fuck about a guy who died the year he was born. But still. But still. She did kill him

because he couldn't hold a shotgun. In the court of law. They measured it. They measured it. They measured it. He did it with his toe? It makes no sense.

Exactly. He's not going to do it so he's not Akash over here. Fucking baboon. Did y'all see the picture I sent of the girl? Actually, it's cute. You know what I mean?

Oh, fuck. So in the court of law, she wouldn't be a credible witness. Why not? Because she's documented being on drugs and being this party person and all that. So that's what I'm saying. I hear you. It's hard. I swear to God, it's not getting better.

I mean, no, but you guys are teaching me, and now teach me. All right, this is what we're going to do. Before we teach you about this, we just need to acknowledge why we're dressed so sexy on this show. Okay,

so I think now it's time. So yeah, I'm just going to leave you out there. Motherfucker, save me. Al, we leave it on you and on Ireland.

I allied up this learning experience three times you motherfuckers you're supposed to teach him that Al goes wow I learned something and then we all feel better yeah

but right now Al just blamed the woman I swear we keep trying to explain it to you and you're like no but in the court of law you don't get it you literally made it legal

oh okay nah believe all of them so Al this is I know this is hard for you to understand but this is what they're trying to say

that when girls say they're raped, just hear them out. That's the basis of it. You don't go like, yeah, but you out there partying a lot. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, but what was you doing on Saturday? You was partying though? Oh. I don't blame them for getting raped. Yeah, but what was you doing on Saturday? You was partying? No.

I don't blame them for getting raped. Oh. Now I understand feminism. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, it's so funny. Oh, it's bad when they get raped. Oh, I get it now oh my gosh

guys at home I hope you learned something I hope you all learned something alright boom now it's time for the flake and fashion show why are you guys dressed like f*** whoa Al just offended one group after the next

I think you guys probably heard a beep recently alright so listen we got to drop this Flavor and Fashion show and why are we doing this why are we doing this

why are we doing this that's just low key shade it's so hard to yeah Al you have to forget everything so real talk that's how i i acted like when my girl asked me a question i don't know the answer yet i just repeat the question till i find the answer so she's like why did it take you so long to go to the gym i'd be like why did it take me so long oh i'll tell you why it took me so long to catch it.

That's like when you ask a kid a math question and he's like, oh, that's easy. 17 times 7. Motherfucker. All right, so, but listen, I don't know, Mark. Why are we? Oh, because y'all were saying on Patreon how I was the best dressed comedian in the game. Worst dressed. We said worst dressed.

And I said, no, I'm by far the best dressed. It's not even close. Son, I got tagged so many times. So many comedians. I'm the best dressed comedian in the game. Yo, I got tagged in some fly ass album. Kevin Hart shit? Kevin Hart.

Kevin Hart is a fly motherfucker, son. That motherfucker wear kid sizes different, bro. It don't matter. No, it does matter. It does matter. That's even better. No. You got to get limited J's in kid sizes.

They don't even make limited J's in kid sizes. He gets dressed to Build gets dressed to build a bear workshop it's different it is a build a bear workshop he dresses like build a bear yeah wow so a lot of people look like bears now all right so real talk but in all seriousness i watched kevin hart when it comes to scoreboard scoreboard scoreboard alright so real talk but in all seriousness I watched Kevin Hart when it comes to dressing so basically

everybody on this planet we were saying Andrew's the worst dress comedian no no no I'm by far the best dress comedian and nobody's close

and we said he's not even the best dress on the podcast and now we're having a fashion show okay first of all I'm without a doubt best dress on a podcast

not even close. I only dress to top up. I'll dress like a fucking Boston Terrier. Okay. You don't even got nothing on the bottom half. It's just that little outfit

on top. Winnie the Pooh look. Okay. Yeah, he Winnie. Okay. But he losing. Wow. I was reaching, bro.

I was reaching, bro. Yoga flame. Yoga flame. That was that, bro. I was reaching, bro. Yoga flame. Yoga flame. That was fast. So after there was, we all completely agreed that was the best dress in all of comedy. Then we decided to have fashion show, okay? So Akash, first of all, judge my outfit.

Well, let's start with Akash. Judge your outfit. Go. Are we doing? This is it. It started. This is it. Fashion.

Fashion. Fashion. Fashion. Hey, sweets. Let we doing? This is it. It started. Fashion. Fashion. Fashion. Hey, sweets. Let me introduce you to my friend. Who's going first? Akash is going first. Akash, what are you wearing today? Explain what you're wearing today.

This is a traditional Indian clothing. Shadwani. It's called a Shadwani. Okay. And then J's on the feet, obviously. J's on the feet. Okay. I'll match it as well as I could.

Killing it. I don't even know what else I need to explain. There's nothing else you need to explain. Okay. Nice frags on the feet. obviously. Jay's on the feet. Okay. I'll match it as well as I could. Killing it. I don't even know what else I need to explain. There's nothing else you need to explain. Nice frags on the feet. You got them nice what? What did you say, dude? No, no. You don't know what you're talking about.

Get out of here. Al, get out of here. Damn it. Al, get out of here. We got to cut that. No, no. We're not cutting. Al's trying to cut everything to make him look bad.

We all look stupid on this podcast. That's part of it. All right. I'm here dressed as Carmen Sandiego. Okay. Now, look. stupid on this podcast that's part of it all right i'm here dressed as carmen sandy gago okay now look um akash you have this you have this outfit going on it's fire you're coming through with the fashion it's nice okay i mean um listen i got my shit right now obviously i'm looking fly as fuck i got the spotted pants and paint spotted pants like it's the worst outfit you've worn ever that's what your opinion i have to change bro i'm not ready for the fashion oh you got your change dog yeah you're not that vital that if you go for a minute we're gonna miss you

who's gonna know what time's happening hold on go get your shirt i hope they got some shit on the shoulder so alex can get it i missed it i don't get it because if he's not here it's just the side frame Oh yeah Yeah yeah yeah Got it So the outfit go Are we doing a fashion show? We're not walking

Why? Because There's not really space I mean we can walk in front But like Are we really gonna get it? Alright go get your shit We'll talk

In the meantime Go get your shit Alright This is what we're gonna do We're gonna have an actual fashion show Alright so everybody Listen right now You can keep tuned in

Because we're gonna give you Vivid descriptions Of what's going on and everybody watching, you are welcome. We're going to start it off with my man Akash saying but you know that you can't have a fashion show without some music. So Mark is on the ones and ones and he's going to play some music for us. DJ Mark Gagnon

in the building. Hit it guys. Young Marky G. Scratchatory rave. Oh shit! You ready? Okay.. Oh, shit. You ready? Okay, Akash, go. Uh, uh. Ooh. Okay, Akash is out here.

Let me see it. Let me see it. Turn around. Show the people. He got the suit on. I'm not exactly sure what it is. It's a blazer. It looks like it's for somebody that's way taller than him.

He's like a general. Fire, huh? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. He got the moves going, son. Nah, nah, nah, nah. He got the moves with it. You think he got moves? Can you hit the Dougie in that shit? Oh, wait, wait.

Hey! Hey! I'm not gonna lie. The tails on her are crazy, bro. That shit is so fire. Looks like Indian Beethoven. Yeah, it is weird. I don't even know how to roast it. I'm going to be honest.

There's a lot I want to say about it, but I don't really know what to say just right now. But it does have this very militaristic vibe to it. Is this a military type outfit? No, not that I know of. This is just a suit. This is regal shit. Any Indian will wear. This is regal shit.

Oh, this is like you got to be part of the upper caste. No, I think at this point, obviously, you could just buy it, but I think that's how it started. Probably like most things. All right, man. I wish I had more for it. Do you guys have anything for it? I wish I think at this point, obviously, you just buy it. But I think that's how it started. Probably like most things. All right, man. I wish I had more for it. Do you guys have anything for it? I wish I had more roasts for it. It's too fly.

It's kind of fire. You can't make fun of that. I won, guys. I'm going to get this. I'm going to get that suit. I was asking you legit where you could buy it. I wouldn't wear that shit. I would wear that.

I'm going to wear it to a black wedding. You would wear that to a black wedding? Well, that's interesting. You wouldn't know this, but I wore this to my wedding. It's very dear to me that was harsh i didn't think we had to go back into this but that was really harsh so you put that whole thing on just to go on zoom yeah yeah it was a very important day ready to rumble

all right but like let's for real let's go let's move on before i get angry It's a very important day. Bullshit Skype wedding. Let's get ready to rumble. All right. But like, let's for real. Let's go. Let's move on before I get angry. It is time. All right, Alex, what did you wear today? Bring it up to the front.

Let's go, Al. Let's see what you got. Alex came through. They can't see your sneakers anyway. It's all good. They can't. They can't really see it. And Mark, in this time, you know what you should probably do? You should check to see if we're in the wide, which hopefully we are.

And then you should also go get dressed in your outfit. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Let's see it. Okay. Al coming through. We asked him to get dressed up for the fashion show.

Obviously, he didn't do any effort whatsoever. He's got, I don't know what that is. What is the color on the top, would you say? Salmon? He's a salmon. I would call this a's a he got salmon he gets salmon pronouncing the l so keeping it extra um we got some nike i don't know air force one off white collab that's what's up keeping it like your girl um and i like the pants i'm going to lie the pants are kind of fire

Al is coming through this might be one of Al's first fits that I am top to bottom supportive of you know what he prepared for the fashion show

because he put on pants that's right normally he's wearing blue lemon tights or whatever nah this is he's got the kith pants the kith pants

honestly he's kind of dressed nice he's dressed kind of nice. I'm not going to lie. I think I won. I don't know about win yet. No, no, no. I don't know win yet, but Al came through.

I won for sure. Al came through. I thought he was going to wear one of them stupid ass shirts again, but he didn't. He actually came through in a very difficult to roast outfit. Shoes are coming off. Okay, Mark Gagnon, what do you have for us? Come on in right now, son. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ,

Mark. Holy shit. I knew he... I told y'all he was going to act like he wasn't going to come in. He was going to act like it wasn't a big deal. I'm just saying, why didn't you take it with you? The way he laughed it out, I'm telling you, it was like, you stupid idiot. You didn't prepare. I got some shit. Mark, if you don't come in in 10 seconds,

it's over. Okay? You're about to be disqualified disqualified in 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 oh all right it's coming mark came through some button your pants this is weird yo al saw mark's dick earlier yeah i did just i did just see mark savage Mark came through. Button your fucking pants. I can't look at this shit. Yo, Al saw Mark's dick earlier. Yeah, I did just see Mark's dick. Yo, real talk though,

you should get that little freckle Mark check. Yo, son. Yo, you know what Mark is? Nah, that shit on your dick. You got to get that check, son. Son, this is crazy. You know that they found the people who killed, or they think he killed Run DMC, right?

And Mark is dressed as Jim Master Gay. Son, killing it. He got the chain and everything, bro. Look at that. He got the stick. Oh. Oh, wow. He brought out the.

Do you got these? No, I don't got those, son. Son, he really got the run D in me's right there. That's what you got, son. Mark, he got the rude collab sneakers. I mean, this is... You really went for it, Mark. You definitely are the most feminine.

Yeah, for sure. It is what it is, bro. Also, this is what you call androgynous. Say what? That's androgynous. That's just female. Because I can't live without it. All right, my turn, y'all.

All right. Okay, you guys got to hold this now. All right. Obviously, had to come through. You know what I'm saying? We got the Ryan Ramelow hat on. You know what I'm saying? Beautiful piece of artwork right here.

You know, I got the paint splatter pants paint splatter i got the swoopy shirt left unbuttoned show that chest meat oh you already know that yo i hate that he looks like a scarecrow son like a gay steve irwin he's the cock hunter yeah that shit kind of i hate it yo hold on one second i got one more part yeah i've just kind of trashed Kind of trash Y'all gotta wait One more second Cause I'm the best Dressed comedian On the planet

You better elevate it Right now Let's name comedians That are better dressed Than Andrew He talks so much shit Us three are better Dressed for sure

Son and this is Me not even trying Yeah bro Al legit didn't prepare He talks so much shit On what was it Friday Yeah Patreon

He was going off About how he was Going to have The best outfit. The biggest stand-up comedy patron, the biggest comedian patron in the world. Just saying that, you know what I mean? Just throwing that out there. We'll talk about it more in a bit.

But maybe that's why he dresses like that. He's too rich to understand he dresses like trash. That's the problem. He's so rich now. Like when he was describing the hat off cam, he was like, oh, he outsources this material. It's the whitest he's ever sounded. Oh, yeah.

What was he saying? He outsourced this from Sri Lanka. Oh, he just finds it in Tibet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So that's some rich. So that's what that happened. That's rich.

Yeah. When you just get to that level, you start caring about stupid shit. And you know who says you need no people in your life? It's Kevin Hart. That's why he flyest. Yeah. If you can afford pretty much anything, you only want things that are super obscure, coveted, that you can't find anywhere.

That's what that bitch-ass hat is. Oh, my God. Worst dress. I hate that hat. What's taking you so long, dog? Come on, son. I'm about to be disqualified at 10, 9, 8. Oh, that's fire.

That's fire. That's fire. Oh, shit. No, I can't prove something. Oh shit Oh shit Oh shit Let's go yo Oh shit Yo Is the Tims hot or not Those are fire

That pulled the whole outfit together That's what I was missing bro Yo no lie Those Tims look fire I tried to tell you listen what'd you try to tell us yeah what were you talking about the fire ass ass shoes ever what's this guy talking about bro these shoes are fire that's what you're saying that yeah you're right you have some more waxes yeah this is the heat right here bro that little maca tim those shits are kind of fire

i know i don't know about that them shits is waterproof in the front a little and then just the white bottom is kind of fire super comfortable but doesn't that feel don't that like really pull the outfit together it's cool because it is it's tim's but it's not it doesn't look like regular tim exactly it looks like just not as like construction you know exactly i'm not a construction worker so i don't need to construct are y'all done no come back yo come here, bro. Stop playing. I didn't get over on me. Oh, shit. Like I didn't see it coming. Oh, shit.

Oh, I knew, son. No, you didn't. I knew, son. No, you didn't. I fucking know, dog. No, you didn't know. Hey, we twinsies out this bitch. Oh, shit. No, you really got my motherfucking tunes.

Yo, those shoes suck, Akash. Yo, those are trash. Yo, he's killing it. Nah, those are trash. Those are trash. Son, let me tell you something. I didn't realize they were trash until I saw them on you. Yo, for real though?

Real shit? Yours is different. Yo, those are different. Look, push yours up and put mine up. Hey, hey. Look how yours looks so stupid. Yeah, yeah, you're right. In the front, also they're stupid and also in the back.

You're right. Yeah, dude. You're right. Those suck, bro. Yeah, yo, you got some trash ass Tims, bro. Why is it so hard for you to get Tim's? You know, I don't know I'd be setting trends. That's what I'd be doing Best dressed comedian in the game

That's fucked up the shots damn bro, I thought we were gonna troll him for longer shots yo those are shots damn bro i thought we were gonna troll him for longer i know did y'all fucking little snitch did y'all no no nobody snitched how'd you know what gave it off you live with andy are you spending enough time with andy you know when the joke is coming i knew when the joke was coming when last week patreon yeah what gave it away you just said fashion show too confidently and you said to me like motherfucker this for you and i was like i know ah fuck damn son yo mark did you order disposable cameras yeah why just to take pictures of these fly ass shoes what the fuck you think all right i'm just making sure mark wasn't making personal purchases on my Amazon just gonna call about right on the content that's content

right there his first wedding those Andrews you ever bro they said is this thing fucks up he's like yo more your piece of shit we try to steal from the company? The show must go on, Mark. The show must go on. Why on me? Sometimes it gotta go, bro. That's what it is. Oh, my God.

Real talk, man. All right, now that the gig is up, these are really horrible. You know what? I didn't realize they were bad until I saw them on you. And now you see how stupid you look? Now I see it.

Why do you think you had to see it on me? You just really pull it together with the stupidity. Like, the rest of the outfit exposed the whole sneaker. And I was like, that's a problem. Yeah. Best dress comedian. Positive affirmations, dog.

All right. Do you think you're pulling it off better than our guys? Yeah. 100%. No. 100%. No chance. Yeah.

You're swimming in those. Those are three sizes too big for you. Well, I just got them laced so fucking big. You know what I mean? Say again? I just got them laced so loose. No, but even then. So swagged out with the laces.

Your ankle looks stupid in them. Everything looks stupid. I be having skinny ankles. You're showing too much of yours to be insulting anybody's ankles. I'm just saying. I show it because it's beautiful. I got just the right amount of hair. No, let me tell you something.

For real. I look like a Russian's back. No, let me tell you something. Your beauty ends. Looks like Indians mid-drift. Got an unhappy trail. Real talk. You got the real trail of tears for real bro

is it difficult for you to look at that what that you show it all the time but is it difficult does it like turn you on is that like every once in a while you catch it and you're like

oh titties I mean no no that's just oh man oh for real nah drew this this looks not it's uh you don't think it's it it's not it and i would give it to you if it's not it's uh damn guys what about the paint splatter it's too big i promise you the first time i saw you wear the smurf come on my i'm not even lying the first time you wore those pants was the first time I saw you wear those, what did you say? Smurf cum on my pants. I'm not even lying. The first time you wore those pants was the first day in the studio. Yeah. And I was looking around like, where's the blue?

What the fuck is this guy? There's no way he bought these like this. You thought that I actually. I thought you actually painted in these. No, no. I wish he did. Fuck. Repainted.

Anyway, guys, look, have uh more time to fill so let's on to the next topic can we just talk about how mark pissed in the sink that's disgusting yo you vile yo out that's vile literally there's three stalls i was furious because akash broke rule number one that we have yeah at the studio i didn't know that was there are three stalls yeah okay you see his shit splatter all we're here 10 fucking 12 14 hours a day sometimes what a lot of hours well i started 10 it didn't seem enough because sometimes we're here 14 oh that's a good point so i don't want to undershoot us 12 hours a day minimum 12 hours a day that means we have to take at least two or three shits what he said 10 then you were like now sometimes 14 every once in a while so i made it 12 and then i said 12 and you were like never less never less than 12 it couldn't be less than 12 my brain is

beautiful bro okay so we have to take two or three shits. The left urinal stall or whatever is the shit one. You don't pee in that one. Hey, noted. You know what I mean? But I thought I was doing you guys a favor, taking the furthest stall. I got in first.

I was like, oh, people are peeing behind me. Let me give them the better stall. Yeah, you thought. I'm a giving person like that. Yeah, you thought someone was going to wait. And then Mark, the the animal ruined it for everybody pissed in the sink my shit was out of charity his was out of selfishness mark pulled out his fucking dick his uncircumcised dick and started dragging his foreskin all over the fucking sink

and peeing in it and al you saw his dick it's disgusting well let me just say how do we know that the shit toilet is the shit toilet you know how we know because andrew never flushes that ah it's a toilet wait do i not never because y'all be like come on we gotta get back to work really you guys and there's this old shit floating the toilet getting the air all shitty that should be nasty though really yeah you have like explosive shit dog because it'd be like everywhere in the bowl it goes just sit in the water when was the last time it was solid i go off the backboard every single time. And I think I have a higher facing asshole

because most people's shit drops straight down the toilet. My shit goes back. It's like Al's dick. I wonder why it is that way. No, but so for real. But why don't you flush? I do flush.

Because to me, that's the equivalent of just shitting on the ground and then it's just in the air. No, it's not. Pissing in the sink is still worse. Yeah. That's bad. No no it's not about pissing in the sink can we talk about dick though did you see it yeah what color he has a freckle on his dick

how much do you look at it i mean i got a glance you got a freckle on what part of his dick yeah which part like a mole it's a small mole do you think you have a hort i have a small before yeah you have a hort and some hair yeah so imagine you got herpes and you only fuck one girl bro oh my god i'd be so mad to marry her right we in this together that's the ring you want some shit for life babe nah it didn't look like no hurt i ain't gonna put no hurt on mark but nah you can't put a hurt on mark but you could because that's a faithful man so really wouldn't matter because you're not hurting his chances of puse around the world okay it would just ruin his relationship with his

current girlfriend it might not it might not It might prove that she's a hoe. Maybe. So far, she's not, though. Which is good. That's very good. Yeah, she's listening. Definitely not. Back to saving lives.

Yeah. Okay? You're in a hospital. What are you doing listening to this? That's what we got to do is shame our girls for listening during the pod. Back to work. What are you...

That's why it's so busy. Cause you're always listening to the podcast. I was so dirty right now. Jeez. Make the bed. What? Mark's a king. Yo,

Mark's the fucking king. Something's going on over there. So is she missing a foot or something? There's something going on. I got to look to see. She got all her limbs. Or maybe Mark convinced her. She missing a foot or something like that we don't know about there's something going on I gotta look to see she got all her limbs and some shit or maybe Mark convinced her

she's missing a foot he's like now you got phantom limb syndrome you think you have a foot but you don't really have stop looking at my girl's feet dude jeez

always looking at her feet non-stop this guy needs to chill wow that was wild those are my feet bro anyway go back to the title let's see what we got we got some more shit that we gotta talk to y'all about this guy needs to chill wow that was wild those are my feet bro anyway

go back to the title let's see what we got we got some more shit that we gotta talk to y'all about oh we should talk about this um these here on playoffs

happening in the mobile you finally started watching I did it's so good I finally started watching it is really good man I was watching yesterday I was watching

inside a bar with other people also watching the game how great was that that was a dope feeling mask on or mask off like mask on no i had it off because i was eating also and drinking yeah social distance at least yeah yeah okay and they had like barriers in oh that's great yo it's pretty dope so are you allowed to be in the bar where you were yeah what was it where were you long island and they don't have the same restrictions? No, the city's different.

Oh, I thought it was the whole state of New York. No. Oh. They operate different. Bro. They ain't pussy over there. Bro, I'll tell you, it was good to watch. I was watching my boy Luka Doncic.

I know. They got fucked. My Mavericks got fucked. Oh, that's the NBA. That's the NBA. I don't want to say it's fixed. Oh, you really think so? Yeah.

They're not going to let the Clippers lose, bro. Maybe the Clippers don't match up that well with the Mavs. Well, they swept them in the regular season. The Mavs swept the Clippers. But if you listen into Dallas, everybody's like, we can't play the Clippers in the first round. That's our toughest matchup. Especially if you're Luka, the best long-arm defenders in the league,

basically, are all on that team, essentially. Son, Luka was dominating. There was a time where Luka straight up. Where are you going? Okay. Where Luka straight up bullied Kawhi Leonard, bro. He drove to the basket with his right hand, put his shoulder in Kawhi, bumped him, sent Kawhi flying, and then just hit a little layup at the rim.

This guy is going to be so fucking nice. He's already nice. He's the truth. I mean, he's going to be like, we're talking, is he the closest thing to LeBron we got? I mean, he's not nearly the defender, and he's not nearly as quick. It's so different. In terms of size, passing ability, ability to finish around the rim,

he's a better shooter than LeBron was. He will not be LeBron, but who's another guy with that size, that passing ability? Larry Bird, bro. Larry Bird bro he's a little more athletic than larry bird he's a fascinating and he's getting quicker he was like he's kind of just like a chubby person i think but like you can tell he's working on everything he still gets tired at the end of games yeah but he's quicker in the bubble than he was before like he clearly worked out he's got deceptive speed, man. He's like... Yeah, man. It's really hard to find a mirror image

of him in the league at all. He has his style of play. It's different. Hatcher Beverly can't stay in front of him. Paul George can't stay in front of him. None of them. Kawhi can't stay in front of him. None of them can stay in front of him. He goes to the basket at will and he's so tall he can finish over anybody. And then he can actually shoot.

Yep. So it is really interesting. I would say the exact same about Kawhi though. I saw not too many people could stay in front of him. Oh, Kawhi's good. Dude, we don't talk

about Kawhi enough. This guy is... The way he plays the game, it's just too easy for him. Yeah, I agree. He is going to go down as one of the greatest players of all time, I think.

Yeah. I mean, it's amazing. Great game though. Fucking great. You see Dame? No, I didn't see dame yeah fucking killer dog this guy is the idea that people still think kairi is better is so laughable everybody taking my take now espn had a poll who's better kairi or dame remember i said dame was better yeah dame is the fucking truth and there's a post some rookie on the blazers said back in like February or early March,

Dame said to this rookie, he said, what I'm about to do you ain't never seen in your life. We making these fucking playoffs. And everything went to shit and gave him a much better chance. But, my man, after he missed those two free throws against the Clippers, just dominant 60-point game, 50-point game, 40-point game. Like, unreal. Y'all shot a shit with like Skip not giving him his props and shit like that. Then like Skip like calling him and like copping pleas on the phone.

And that's the thing about Skip is you just got to look at him as an entertainer, not as an actual news source. 100%. And he's entertaining. So yeah, watch it. Like it's fun. It's great. He sports wrestling, Bob. But not like hateful, but just like that's just a character in a thing.

It's wrestling. None of it is real. Yes. But then why does Stephenven a's word hold more weight just i think steven a is a little bit more accurate in the sports that he knows i think he's a little less biased too like the sports that steven a knows he's pretty legit i mean he doesn't know anything about boxing or mma maybe boxing a little but not mma but um but when it comes to i think what was his initial he was like a basketball writer in philadelphia yeah and

i think steven a started off less like Skip so we still see him as that yeah and then he's become more like Skip with the hot takes and he's anti-cowboys because Skip was cowboys

or whatever but like now it's we already know who Stephen A is and what he knows and all that he's got chops

and we know that Skip came on to the national scene like this this is how he got his name so I think we look at Skip like that's who you are Stephen A has more credibility

because he earned it early on. Gotcha. But it's good to see things are happening. I really hope they do a documentary about the bubble, man. Can't be done by the NBA, though. Yeah. It's got to be an independent company.

I'm just hearing so many cool stories coming out of the bubble. And I hope they do it by aggregating all of the players and coaches' personal footage. Like their cell phone footage? Yeah. Oh, like an oral history, but in video. Yeah. personal footage like their cell phone footage yeah oh like an oral history but in video yeah so it's like you have the documentaries uh in like interview style where it's just somebody in a room talking and then you use the footage from their phones that they've been documenting

while they're there will be all saved on their instagram stories and all that kind of shit and you display that over you know the stories that they're telling and it will just be so cool man i'm just hearing such cool shit that's happening. Anything you want to talk about? Not really. I just don't want to break that. The thing, the rule change that allows them to now bring girls in, is it for everybody, men, women, families, or is it just – Players? Yeah.

I don't know. That's interesting. That's a good question. I imagine it's for everybody, but there are so many people there that maybe it wouldn't be reasonable. Imagine it's for everybody, but there are so many people there that maybe it wouldn't be reasonable. 100%, there's no way that they're letting just every assistant coach and have people come to the game. If LeBron can only have one person come to the game, there's no way the assistant coach can have the same amount of people.

So I think it's just their way of going like, look, they're locked in here. They're going to go fucking crazy unless they get some pussy. Let's let them fly. And honestly, if you're a GM, you should be able to leave. You don't have to be there at the playoff games you do a quarantine protocol but go during the playoffs for five days whatever see whoever you need to see the only people that really need to say are the players the head coach and honestly they could i don't know maybe they could do like a break built into the bubble where like for a week everybody goes you get two days and come back that's the problem is you're gonna get corona during the break they literally have

no cases right now yeah it's true there's the perfect scenario they created a new corona test just for them well they were using it just for them a saliva test and it's now it's becoming a cheaper test alternative to the no swap let capitalism win bro yeah let people who are incentivized by money quicker cheaper yeah but that's the thing it's like you heard what happened with that rookie on the Seahawks. Which one? There was a rookie that got let go from the team because he had a girl come to the hotel. But it's just like it's a perfect example.

It's like if you don't lock them in a bubble, they're going to have hoes come through, and the hoes are going to spread that Rona. And to your capitalism point, that's an idiot. Like let the strongest survive or whatever. Like you're too dumb to be a rookie and try to bring a bitch in. You don't want this job. Be out. Yeah yeah maybe he tried to dress her up like a guy nah isn't that what he did yeah that's hilarious make her look like a team player so funny that's hilarious how ugly was this bitch that's what i'm saying like you probably just got to put like a big hoodie on or some shit like that with the team i mean if you're a if you're

a bad bitch you there's no way you could possibly pass for a fucking wide receiver tight end whatever like there's nothing kicker maybe but you know black kickers it's got to be a white girl and even then i you know how you cover that how you cover that um my boys i got any predictions or it's too early i want to say the blazers are going to give the lakers a lot of trouble taking a seven. I don't think they will. I think we want to believe they will, but I don't think they will. What's the series?

Have they started yet? No. Their game is today, right? Today, yeah. Yeah, I don't think. I think they're out of here quick. But still, it's a cool story. Yeah.

I mean, this is the guy who was campaigning. Like, he literally said, I'm not going to play if I don't have a chance to make the playoffs. And then they said, all right, you got a chance. And he was like, all right, let's go. After he had 61 against the Mavs, I watched his postgame. And he was just like, this is the most important thing in my life right now. I want this more than anything. This is what I called for.

They gave me the opportunity. We have to make these playoffs. I love it. What do you think about the Suns? You know, the Suns go 8-0 in the bubble. And then they get bounced. And then they get bounced. But do you think that there's some promise? Or do you think about the Suns? You know, the Suns go 8-0 in the bubble. And then they get bounced. And then they get bounced. But, like, do you think that there's some promise,

or do you think people just won't really play? The teams that already clinched their playoff seeds, are they really caring? Well, my whole beef with Devin Booker before was, you're so good, but you don't win. Your team never wins. Right. This is only eight games, but an eight-game winning streak is pretty, like,

I ain't seen Kyrie do that on a team that's not good, that's not stacked. So I'm impressed. You know what I mean? that because that was my knock is you're that vein who like kevin love whatever you're great but as the alpha dog your team don't win this team went on a little streak and he he did it like he put him on his back yeah so if he can do that and aiden can develop they're promising yeah i guess i don't know we'll see what green said needs to leave and got fined say what draymond green was likeaymond Green was like, he got to get out of the Suns. They're not going anywhere. That is weird, though.

Like, Draymond Green. Oh, yeah. So Draymond Green was on, like, Inside the NBA. Yeah. Right? Which is a show where you're supposed to give your opinions about basketball. Yeah. It is an opinion-based show about basketball.

Yeah. He gave his opinion, but because he's an active basketball player, he got fined for that opinion. Don't hire active basketball players, know it should happen tnt should cover that fine otherwise you're not going to get active basketball players to come on your show yeah like it's just such a weird thing or accept that this is the platform and it promotes the game by having active basketball players on that platform you have to let them say whatever they want within that you know sphere yeah it might be tough to do but don't have them go on there and being completely neutered i mean he just gave an opinion he said get out of phoenix maybe it's like tampering or something yeah is that what they said all these players are texting

each other is that really that hard yeah but is it is that tampering to go hey that team isn't good i don't think the team that isn't good well, yo, he got to get out of there. But he didn't say come to the Warriors. Yeah. Like, I don't know, bro. I mean, I know what they're trying to do, but like, yeah, let's be real. These guys all text each other to recruit anyway. So like, what's the fucking-

That is a pretty dumb rule. Yeah. Why can't you recruit? What is the issue with that? Why can't you recruit? What's wrong with that? I guess they don't want super teams. I mean, they're having it anyway.

Yeah. But I mean, it would player't want super teams. I mean, they're having it anyway. Yeah, but I mean, it would player-led super teams. But that happens anyway. They want organizations putting those shits together. Oh, so this rule comes from the owners. Most likely. It's not the players. I just don't think it makes any sense whatsoever. You should allow the players to talk to each other

because they're going to do it in private anyway. When they do it on TV, it's wrong. Just let them say, hey, come play with us. Why wouldn't every player go, hey, we love Lebron on the team come on over you think that's really gonna make lebron go maybe i should go to orlando it's not gonna affect the game at all yeah 100 like if they it's just such a stupid thing to find let the players tamper it'd be way more fun if they're out there campaigning on the fucking post-game interviews that'd be so fun yeah it's this is wrestling make it wrestling i get the idea of

not criticizing the officials right and like punishing them for criticizing the officials because you have to protect the officials if there was no recourse whatsoever for saying whatever you wanted about the officials then after every single loss they'd be like look that guy david's a piece of shit it undercuts the authority of the officials. Like in hockey, there's no text, right? There's no tease. So they call the officials maggot. Like there's crazy YouTube videos and it's hilarious. They're just insulting the shit out of the officials

because there's nothing to stop them. There's nothing to incentivize them otherwise. Don't they put them in a little box thing and they can't play for it? But that's just when they treat each other bad. You need a deterrent. You need some sort of deterrent. So I get it. But when it comes to tampering, get that shit out of there.

Let these guys tamper. It'd be amazing. It'd be so fun to watch. Yeah. Instead of liking each other's Instagram pictures, whatever other stupid shit we got to look for. Yeah. Make it out. Burner accounts, all that nonsense.

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Let's get back to the show. Anyway, so here's an interesting story. They said that AMC is bringing back movies. I think it's this week. And they're going to be 15 cents to honor the same price that they were in 1927 or something like that. And they're putting out classics like Back to the Future is one of them.

I think Star Wars. Are movies done? I think that's the real question. I don't think so. What do you mean by movies? I think movie theaters. Sorry, not movies. Movie theaters. I think movie theaters are done. I don not movies. Movie theaters. I think movie theaters are done, dude. I don't think they come back.

Didn't they recently get rid of some law that prevented studios from opening their own theaters? Did they? I believe so. Interesting. That's crazy they even had a law. Yeah, now you're going to probably see just big studios have just their movies. So it's a tricky thing right because the issue with putting a film out directly to vod which is video on demand where you just buy

a pay-per-view essentially is it becomes incredibly easy to download it and then just repost on one of those like torrent websites now you watch a bunch of movies on those torrent websites right thanks for stitching say what thanks for stitching we got you? Thanks for stitching. We got you, dogs. So you can't do it if you're in a... And also another thing is if you watch a movie on VOD, you download it and then four of you and your family

watch it, that's one price, one ticket for four people to watch instead of one ticket for one person to watch $15. dollars exactly so they're going to lose an incredible amount of money if it goes to vod but if it doesn't if it goes to vod not only are they going to lose money they can't fit the budget of these films if you're only making one quarter of what you used to make you all of a sudden cannot make the next avatar or jurassic

park or any of these like 200 300 million dollar films yeah you can't make avengers you can't make avengers yeah if you're vod because it won't make enough money right it just unless they find a system where they can completely block it from being uh i guess like stripped from the internet and if you really want to do it you could do it just like they did bootlegs back in the day. You could have a video camera set up in your apartment, framed up to your TV. Instead of having to find an Asian lady on the subway to buy the DVD, it's a website that has it right up there.

That's it. So it's like, it really could change the way that films are made and drastically reduce budgets. And why would they not go to movie theaters? I think because of Corona, people aren't going to movie theaters and i think yeah and i think once you get comfortable not going like once you accept that you could just watch something at home and enjoy it and have your food whatever you want to have get your delivery i mean like i love watching

movies at home i never used to do it i love the movie experience i was like a fun date night because i felt like staying at home watching a movie wasn't as an exciting as an exciting thing to do with my girl but now that I'm cool just doing that and that's an acceptable date I can't see people going back to movies in the same way like a virtual reality movie experience they could give you like even if you're just virtually going to the theater and paying less part of the reason why I bought the oculus to recreate that movie theater feel that's what I was thinking when I was thinking about VR. Like it's dope and you can see the person like next to you or whatever,

or their avatar of the person next to you. But it's still, it's not that comfortable. You still got this heavy shit sitting on your face. Give it 10 to 15 years. Show me right there. But no, driving movie theaters are becoming a lot more popular.

I can see that. And that's like a kind of novelty thing. It's just in New York. We can't do that. I also think if you do that once or twice you're gonna be like i'm good but you need a car though sure you know i'm saying like don't get me wrong it looks like a fun thing to do but all these new yorkers that we go to movies they don't have a car it was a cheap fun thing to do as a kid you have 10 bucks you go to a movie theater there's like this sense of independence

and freedom that you have now that shit is. I do not see movie theaters recovering from this. And I'm curious how the fuck we're going to have films. Are they going to charge $50 for the new Avengers movie? I think, yeah. Is it going to be the same as like a pay-per-view fight? Because let's be honest, Avengers Endgame, we would have all paid $100 a ticket. I was more excited for Endgame

than I was for any recent boxing match or MMA fight fight so if endgame comes out in six months would you not go to a theater and see it it depends you know what it might have to be it might have to be the expensive ticket what's the movie theater you like that's like very like a much better experience like you have your ipod i pick or something i pick there's a movie theaters that have the reclining chairs and the fucking i I think that's, you're going to charge way more and it's going to be for that. Like,

this is an upgraded experience. I'm living in luxury. It's like flying first class but for movies. And then you'll pay $30, $40, whatever maybe. But it's like,

no, but this is like, it's like going to a fancy dinner. I know I could get this at home but I'm paying for all of this. Also, how are you going to be comfortable with a mask on?

It is not comfortable. I spent the whole day wearing a fucking mask because I was flying and I had to like, do stopover flights. So the whole day wearing a fucking mask because i was flying and i had to like do stopover flights so the whole day i wore a mask it's awful it fucking sucks i get it i'm gonna do it but it's just uncomfortable you're out of breath the whole day it just sucks people are gonna take it off in a movie theater and then that's the problem yeah wrong person takes it off it's a wrap yeah they're gonna do the glass shit probably that's probably what they're

gonna do like they're gonna do the glass shit you buy tickets in groups of twos or fours like comedy shows. They got the glass thing because they know they make more money on concessions and popcorn than tickets probably. If you're the movie theater, they'll figure out some kind of situation where you can eat and drink and whatever. Then I think once Corona is like we have the vaccine, then I think it's going to be morphed into like this is an experience that's like luxurious almost big ass screen you might have big tv at home you don't got a 400

inch screen no that's true they just are they just need to find a way to enter the uh i don't know movies we're always on the precipice of the future right the idea of a movie theater even like connecting sound and video like all you always look for film and you're like wow this is the newest technology this is the newest graphics these are the newest like experiences that you can have visually and now the method in which they deliver it it may be antiquated they haven't found a way to monetize the future of what films are you need to deliver it to our house maybe we'll go to the movie theater as well but you got to find a way to deliver to us yeah and we have vod but we can get around it too quick i think virtual reality might be the way maybe why would people be less inclined to go to a movie but still inclined to

go to a restaurant i don't think people are as inclined to go to a restaurant i think they'll go outside you know and don't get me wrong i have but like you're in there in a restaurant there's some separation between other people i really think it's going to be the same thing. It's going to be like fine dining, not any restaurant, fine dining. Yeah. And it's women. Women are going to drive it. They like having the experience of going out and doing these things and getting dressed

up or whatever. I think in the same way, that's why I think it'll be more luxurious. It's the experience of like, oh, we're just going out. I'm getting dressed up. We're paying money for tickets. Somebody's bringing us food, whatever. I think that's how it has to go because I think women care about this shit more than we do also my suspicion is that most of the country is not as scrupulous about corona as we are in new york you know i mean like

yeah in new york like those things might suffer but like kansas city like you think they're gonna not go to i was in aspen right yeah super low cases like nothing there. Right. Right? Mandatory mask mandate outside. That's crazy. You can't walk around town without a mask and people come up and stop you. Security guards, police officers, they go, you have to wear a mask or else you're going to be fine. I think his point is middle America. Aspen might be geographically middle America, but it's like socioeconomically not middle america fair you know i mean it's people with money probably tend to be more liberal etc kansas city like any of these florida the whole state pretty much like

right that's a different level of even in pennsylvania no one was like wearing masks like we went into restaurants and like you had to wear the mask to the table and then take it yeah that's how it is everywhere you wear the mask tip and then you can eat it yeah but with the movie theater you're gonna have to keep the mask on it's an unpleasant experience and also with the movie you don't need to be in the fucking theater the theater never did anything for me the theater is just a barrier of entry for me to see the theater is the place where the movie is exactly right so now that we've eliminated that barrier of entry, now that you can actually give that to me in my home, why not just give it

to me in my home? Because they'll make less money. Exactly. So you have to find a way to monetize home. And maybe what they'll do to make up for it,

we start to see a lot more like integrated advertising in films. You know, it's like stupid. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like whenever, watch any James Bond movie

and you'll notice like when he's holding the steering wheel. Dude, Aston Martin. Well, not only Aston Martin, if the shot is over his right shoulder, both of his hands will be on this, on the right side holding the steering wheel dude aston martin like well not only aston martin if the shot is over his right shoulder both of his hands will be on this on the right side of the steering wheel like nobody drives like this at two and three yeah but they're here so you could see the watch the amiga ah right so it's like maybe you start seeing a lot more of that

and they try to monetize through advertising yeah but it can't go on like it i don't see it do you really see people packing into movie theaters anymore? No, I think they'll just do what restaurants do and comedy clubs and just have those barriers. And now those movie theaters are making half the amount of money.

That's not enough to profit. A lot will close down. A lot will close down. I don't think it goes away. I don't think movies are done. I think they will adapt. Also, the thing about- Of course, of course they'll adapt.

Yeah. I just mean like the way in which we watch them. They have to be able to deliver it. The opening night thing that we're like, when you went to go see Avengers and there's no fucking seats

available. Oh, so sick. Yeah, it's so great. That's not around for another year or two probably at least. We're not comfortable doing that for a while.

Yeah, it's just going to have to be at like 50% capacity. They're going to have to have barriers up. And I see the movie theaters like I pick are the ones that will be able to that's what i think yeah because they already serve um overpriced food so it's like you go

there for that experience all they have to do is just put a little barrier right next to the pot and they're already kind of socially distanced because yeah to his point of overpriced you know you're overpaying going in but it's about the experience yeah i got this big ass screen i got this pod it's me and my girl it's romantic we got privacy it's let's go and i think the big there will be a few of those big screen old type movie theaters i'm sure but like as we knew them but i don't i think it's going to be more of the ipic you're paying for the experience beyond just big screen loud sound yeah i wonder if this creates a pretty cool um opportunity for new filmmakers in the same way that like youtube created an opportunity for shorter form content shows right like people watch this show as if it's a tv show yeah like

we've created our own talk show essentially right put it on their tv and then put it on their tv and they watch it so for whatever reason that never trickled into scripted tv it triggered it trickled into sketch like you see sketch on youtube you see sketch on instagram that kind of stuff but like the scripted tv stuff long form you haven't really seen it and film it never really touched it and i wonder if the comfort with video on demand i wonder if we are comfortable watching what is it the prince of staten island or the king of staten island whatever i rented it right so it's like i wonder if we get more and more comfortable with renting these things on apple or amazon or whatever different you know streaming service you use if new filmmakers who are unattached right could create their own pieces and then put them up there with much

with much less like a scrutiny you know if somebody's like oh my film's going straight to you know apple tv TV or whatever, where you can download it, you'd be like, oh, nobody bought your film. But now we're at a place where, at least with stand-up, yeah, I put my special on YouTube. It's like, oh yeah, that's where you go watch stand-up.

I wonder if that happens to movies now. And then it gives opportunities to some like filmmakers who never got a shot in Hollywood, but they're fucking sick and they could kill it. And now that barrier of entry is much less. Yeah, I think that was starting already. Yeah, I think

for the most part I'm only paying for movies at the theater if they're like movies I would want to see at the theater. Big time, yeah. Big budget, special effects.

Superhero movies are perfect. That's why they were so bankable. Yeah. Because people will pay for this. Give me Fast and the Furious. Give me fucking X-Men. I remember Joker. I remember being surprised

like, yo, Joker made a lot of money at the movie theater and it doesn't seem like the kind of movie that you could have put that shit right to the crib and we would all watch joker at the crib yeah yeah i don't know i'm really curious to see what happens with cinema man the next few years post corona is going to be like because these fascinating these you know we'll move on but like these companies what are they called these like studio these film houses i don't know what you refer to them studios film house whatever they are they gotta be shitting themselves because they have these movies made yeah like the newest who's These companies, what are they called? These studio, these film houses, I don't know what you refer to them. Studios, film houses, whatever they are.

They got to be shitting themselves because they have these movies made. Who's the guy that made Dark Knight Rises and all those? Christopher Nolan. Nolan has a new movie called, I think, Tenet or something like that. It's with Denzel Washington's kid. Right. And that's probably $100 million budget, $200 million budget. He has a finished movie with nowhere to fucking put it. So they're just sitting on $200 million budget. He has a finished movie with nowhere to fucking put it.

So they're just sitting on $200 million spent waiting for a time when they can recoup. That's a lot of money to wait on. I mean, do you just go VOD? You know how much you lose, but you might have to be forced to a situation where you have to recoup. You can't go to theaters

right now. You cannot go theaters. a nolan movie needs to be theaters because of the budget that goes into it yep it's a tricky time man it's a tricky time anyway let's do one more thing and we get out of here okay um by the way y'all if you'll want to um continue listening with us we're going to drop another episode on our patreon we drop it every single friday and uh it just it just it was patreon.com so i flagrant too um we just want to let y'all know all the patrons all the asshole army patrons that are listening right now that um we're officially the biggest comedy patreon in the world let's go okay the biggest in the fucking world so thank y'all so much for doing that um and if that isn't enough proof or evidence that the patreon is absolutely fucking unfiltered and wild and crazy

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No clue why that even happens. Kamala told him probably. No, but like Cardi's been like this part of the liberal, democratic machine. It's really interesting. And I wonder if they cut a deal with her. I'm sure. Because remember she had a charge? Remember Cardi got a charge?

She was wrapped up in that whole like, what's the girl Brim that we had on? Oh, Star Brim. She was wrapped up in the whole Star Brim thing. And I think there was like a racketeering type of case that was attached to it. I don't know. There's a lot of allegedly's out here. But that shit just went away. Remember she also had a charge for like attacking someone in a strip club or something like that? Yeah, it was like some stripper that was talking shit about her sister, I believe, and they got into a little altercation.

Yeah. All the stuff about her drugging guys and taking their money. Oh, yeah. Allegedly. There was some allegedly drugging guys and taking their money. So a lot of this shit popped up, right? And it looked like there was going to be actual legal recourse, right? They had charged her with crimes.

Yeah. These crimes seem to have gone away. And I wonder if the deal is, hey, you've got this massive platform. You have tons of influence. You're going to talk to Bernie Sanders when we ask you to. You're going to talk to Joe Biden when we ask you to. You're going to do whatever it takes to continue to push this agenda forward. This is, again, just conspiracy theory. But it seems reasonable. And I bet you this is not the first time the United States government you know, government or certain politicians have cut deals with influential figures.

Yeah. Right? Like who's probably the most prominent one? Can you think of any? Times where like the government may have cut a deal with prominent influential figures in order to push their- She looks so funny. Agendas.

Seeing her with this polished ass suit and like trying to make her dyed red hair look like- Oh, that's a wig for sure. Sophisticated like- Yeah. Yeah, it's got to be a wig. You're right. seeing her with this polished ass suit and like trying to make her dyed red hair look like oh that's a wig for sure sophisticated like yeah yeah it's gotta be a wig you right but anyway long ass nails yeah so she's out there uh doing her thing and joe biden i guess they're talking about kids or something like that joe biden says uh you telling me about uh kids i've got um five grandkids. He has seven grandkids. I don't have any grandkids. Yeah. Do you forget how many you have?

I feel like after a certain number, you just be, Hey man, that's a lot. It's just a lot. I understand forgetting names. I do understand that. Yeah. But how many you got? And it's not like you have 14 and you say you got 13. That's true.

That's true.'s true five seven i mean you ain't gonna claim the ones that you don't like probably don't like that's true one his kid had one with some uh ho no like he had a little side baby yeah right and then so maybe okay now we down to, but then it's six legits. One of them probably an asshole, you know what I mean? I mean, it is. Look, I'm not trying to just bash Biden, even though we absolutely should, because this motherfucker clearly has dementia and we're about to potentially elect him

as president of the United States of fucking America. I mean, that's crazy. That's an absolutely crazy thing. Like other countries have to be going, what the fuck is going on over there, right? I'm sure they've been saying they've been saying that yeah like when we elected trump they're like what the hell's happening and now we're gonna we're gonna like a dead guy yeah this weekend at biden's yeah so it's like i don't fucking know i it's almost seems like we're like laughing these things off like oh here's another gaffe it's like why this is not

funny this guy got the nuclear yeah but i'm not as worried because there's a competent person behind him when is a vp done anything in this case you can do everything yeah no no vps don't do shit no traditionally i agree with you i think in this case they were like look he can get us the moderate white vote who's a little racist but doesn't want to admit it vote i'm talking about doing the job so once he gets elected we get a vp that's competent and you can think what you want about kamala's politics and who she is as a person whatever there's no denying she is competent enough to do the job yeah whether or not you're gonna like what she does who knows but get him he'll get the votes he'll get elected she's gonna run the show behind the scenes in the same way i think george w bush didn't really run the show

behind the scenes it was rumsfeld and whoever the fuck and cheney and all these people he had behind a lot of people say cheney's the one that took us to iraq and all that yeah for sure yeah that's what kamala is going to be but hopefully you know for good and real talk obama's still pulling all the strings there like right now all the people biden has around him is former obama cabinet people so it's like it's just going to be another obama third y'all are really justifying that we're gonna put a man with dementia in office like this is crazy to me like y'all are y'all are justifying it right now like put a fucking celebrity guy in the office the guy has his brain i would rather somebody with their brain no than someone without their brain it's not ideal

no experience in politics whatsoever who cares if you're brain dead you also have no experience in politics whatsoever. Who cares? If you're brain dead, you also have no experience in politics. You've forgotten all of your experience in politics. But what if you do have competent people around you that can just make you do whatever? Boom. That's everybody. He's the Manchurian candidate,

but retarded. Bro. I don't know. I don't know, man. Like if instead of being under brain control, there was no brain to control, that's Joe Biden. Manchurian candidate. Noiden no i just can't i can't support it i think some people are looking at this like okay we can either get a bad person in office or a like a senile person with good people around them but how do we know those people are good because they're like obama's cabinet or whatever

like i think that's the way some people are assessing it. Who is in Obama's cabinet that's helping? I mean, none of us know. Let's be honest. None of us know. The country wasn't in the shape it is right now when Obama was president. I think the country is in this shape because of Corona. I trust Kamala's business. Also, Kamala's already been with a senile guy in his 60s, made that relationship work.

She can do this again. She profited off that. America going to profit off this. That's his 60s, made that relationship work. She could do this again. She profited off that. America going to profit off this. That's a good point, bro. Fair enough. Fair enough. And we are really voting for Kamala. We need a ho, bro. Because we know,

it doesn't look like Biden's going to last that long. So it's like. Bro, CNN put out this tweet. It said, Joe Biden made the pick that maximized his chances of continuing to make the race a straight referendum on trump while also selecting someone whose resume suggests being ready to step in if

and when biden decides to step aside when in the history of american politics have they ever suggested that a potential incoming president was going to step aside? If and when? I don't. What do they know that we don't know? He's dying. We all know this. We all see this.

He's dying. His brain is dead. It is weekend at Bernie's, but it's weekend at Biden's. I'm telling you, this is a dead person. But it's unprecedented. We're also in unprecedented times, I think. I took that as he only plans to be a one-term president. I took that as he's going to die in nine months.

Yeah. The guy's dead. And I have looked at everything and I'm like, if I vote, I'm going to vote Biden and Kamala. Yeah. That's what that is. Fuck, man. I got you, bro. Anyway, listen.

Good luck, man. I would rather, honestly, I would rather just say, hey, you know what? Kamala is the one. She's going to run and then give us your platform

so we at least know what we're voting for. Yeah, no, the problem is a lot of people aren't comfortable voting for them. They were comfortable with Biden. It's about the white moderate vote. You always say that.

Why the fuck are they comfortable with a guy who's dead? They're not smart people. No, you got to vote for them. most people shouldn't be allowed to vote this isn't racist i really believe this no you can keep this i think about 20 of human beings should be allowed to vote yeah that's a powerful thing of vote we shouldn't just trust every idiot over 18 socrates said that or plato said that i'll be saying shit without realizing this anyway philosophies hypotheses yeah Socrates said that or Plato said that? I'd be saying ill shit without realizing it sometimes. Anyway, look.

Philosophy, hypotheses. Yeah.