Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - J.K. Rowling Fires At TRANS AGAIN - Should R@PISTS Be Able To Transition Before Jail?!

Episode Date: December 17, 2021

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I'm struggling right now. I need some coffee. I was right on Police Scotland. Suck my dick. Shifty, do I have coffee? Yo, I got dads, bitch. So Police Scotland said they would allow a male rape suspect if he insists on identifying as a woman to do so even if he hasn't legally changed his gender and to be fair if there's

one country where the men could easily identify as a woman yeah it might be my people it might be the scottish people very they're already dressed like it? They're dressed like it. Number one with the kilt. And also facially. Do you think Scottish men are feminine? No, I don't think that's what he's saying. I think it's the other way around.

I don't think it's the other way around, Mark. He's Scottish policing it right now. Yeah, he's Scottish policing it. I think you know exactly what I'm trying to say. These Scottish birds, man. Some ugly ducks. What? Is that wrong?

They're not Indian. Okay. So basically she's saying that she disagrees that you should be able to identify as a woman. A woman. Once you are accused of rape. Yes. Because then you're going to be housed in a female jail or prison. Yes. Where there's more women than you could potentially rape. Yes. Because then you're going to be housed in a female jail or prison where there's more women

that you could potentially rape. Yes. Interesting. I think if there's one group of people that were like, yeah, maybe you don't need all the rights, it's rape suspects. I also think that can help you in court too.

Who? If you're getting tried and they have to keep on referring to you as she. I'm not saying transgender people are raping people, but I'm saying if you rape someone and got caught, you're like, oh, there's an advantage to me legally if i say i'm a woman like when guys will pretend to be way older than they are like remember harvey weinstein did this or i think

cosby did the same thing like in court he's like in a walker he's like oh yeah i feel bad for you like he's slack-jawed and then they see him two days before the store and he's just i walked around totally fine yeah but that's because we feel bad for old people right so we feel bad for trannies no but you get in the court though and they're like this woman was raped by the other woman and you're like oh you're like how do you rape her yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah she raped her oh wow and i wonder if that can reduce the sentence like should it be 25 years should be life death penalty you're like i mean if you're a dude in prison as a rapist, oftentimes you're either raped or murdered.

Yeah, you don't have a great time. Not a great time. You'd probably have a better time in a female prison. So for self-preservation, it makes sense. Yes. And you haven't legally changed your gender, so you could just say it. I mean, how do you legally change your gender?

Well, you go through gender reconstructive surgery. surgery no you don't have to have the surgery you could just say you identify yeah but you could i'm sure there's a legal process like you just put it on your birth certificate or whatever like your license but it's like do you really need to do that we're gonna make them do that yeah yeah yeah if you're about that life yeah you gotta this is what you said last time you're like i can never be trans because I don't want to do the paperwork. I couldn't. 100%. 100%. I did feel that way. The paperwork is crazy. I'd rather chop my cock off

of my body than actually do the paperwork. I would. Yeah, you gotta do either or. How about that? You gotta do one of the two. And you know what I would do? 100%. Chop the cock. Without a doubt. Cut the cock. Without a without a fucking just to not go to the dmv one time if you don't change another paperwork with no cock you're still a dude bro yeah you're honestly crazy my girl walked in the room and i was on the bed butt naked after a shower and i was just sitting

like this and she walked in from that and my balls were hanging out the back but my dick was hanging out the front so i just looked like a bulldog i just had these balls that were squeezed up and hanging and she just walked in the room and she just went and walked out of the room what do you do that's so insane you can do that though say again that's insane you could do that then i could do that my shit doesn't hang like that what balls to the hang out the back son of my shit is mostly in the back. You got some small ass balls, bro. That shit is wild.

That is hanging out the back? Yeah. You never had the balls hang out the back door? You never took a shit and hit your balls on the way down? His balls ain't dropped yet. Oh, yeah. You still got young balls. Yeah.

I don't know. That shit's like a peach, dog. Nah, you got to have them old balls. Your boy got old balls, though. He's got some long ass balls, Larry. I got a long ball, Larry. All right, guys. We're going to take a break from this exclusive Patreon clip.

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visit lucy.co and be sure to use the promo code FLACRANT. Now let's get back to this exclusive Patreon clip. Do they ever switch sides, you think? Yeah, all the time. Do you tell? I switch them. Why do you switch them? No, that's a fucking thing.

Testicular torsion. Yeah. I had a friend that had to go to the hospital to get tell? I switch them. Why do you switch them? No, that's a fucking thing. Testicular torsion. Yeah. I had a friend that had to go to the hospital to get surgery. I can spin mine. Mine are on some sort of gyro or something like that.

I can spin them. You're like a lazy Susan. Yeah. You're like those BMX bikes where you just flip the handlebars like that. That's me with my balls. Really?

100%. Do you do it as like a trick? Say again? Do you do it as like a trick? Sometimes I'll do it as a parlor trick in the parlor only. You ever twist them up real tight and then just let them go and then let them spin? it as like a trick? Say again? Do you do it as like a trick? Sometimes I'll do it as a parlor trick in the parlor only. You ever twist them up real tight

and then just let them go and then let them spin? Yeah, like a top. Yeah. No, absolutely. You ever teabag someone like that? Yeah. 100%.

Like a speed bag. 100%. You ever do the helicopter? What's that? You know like when girls do that with their tits but you do it with your dick? Oh, yes.

Yeah. Helicopter is fun. You do it with the balls? When I'm coming only. Do you ever hold your balls in one hand just spray it everywhere i get messy do you ever swing your balls around like it's a sock full of soap you ever do that a sock full of soap yeah like a prison thing yeah you're just like spinning around like i don't know no i don't do that i don't have that i don't have that length but i do knot them up sometimes you go to knot them up you squeeze them like a stress ball yeah you squeeze them like and just have them like poking out the top right here you never do that squeeze them nice and hard it's not fair

the girls judges for that yeah these girls are hating dude you know like you don't squeeze your pussy all up jk rowling yeah so jk rowling dude i mean i she is a real obsession with these trannies man she doubled down so she tweeted out war is peace freedom slavery ignorance and strength penis people who raped you as a woman so here's the thing penis individual i i said it better i think it's the same thing that's happening with dave chappelle is happening with jk rowling jk rowling is universally loved right like i think she crosses political spectrum as well like conservatives lover liberals lover now that's for sure well before the politics right when she was just like the writer of the most fascinating uh group of books that kids have ever read maybe in history i mean people

kids are obsessed with these fucking books adults are obsessed with these books fran billion dollar franchise etc everybody loves her there's no one that doesn't love her she has this opinion that immediately irks a decent percentage of the population and they're vocal about it and i think it's hard for her to come to grips with not being loved by a specific group of people the same thing with chapelle it's like everyone loves chapelle who doesn't love chapelle oh interesting everyone loves chapelle and now there's one tiny little group of people that doesn't love him and he's like i need to reconcile this you guys are wrong yeah you guys have fucked this up trust me i am right i am funny everyone loves me i think this is just a function of being unanimously loved and supported

like both of them were there are very few people who didn't love chapelle and even fewer they didn't love jk rowling i think the difference with her and the issue that she has is that her fan base are people that are sympathetic to trans issues like she literally wrote a book about like acceptance and that like you're a kid that's born into a family that doesn't really love you or accept you and that there's something about you when you were born that feels different and you're not like other people and like you have this internal thing that you're trying to figure out and then you actually take go on a journey where you find all your friends and blah blah blah how'd that book make you feel mark all the people that

read the book they were like bro this is amazing this is me yeah i'm an outcast i'm not excited about my family but i'm actually special i'm actually a wizard the whole time yeah and now she's like man don't be trans though yeah and so it's all of her fans that are like yo i love this book because i felt like i was different and now you're ostracizing people that are different it's how her audience feels some people in her audience yeah i think there's a lot of people in our audience that also maybe feel that way about trans people and they're like well she wasn't talking about trans people when she said that in the book yeah she was just talking about me i feel different from my brothers and sisters yeah everybody feels a little bit like an outcast in their family i remember hearing

somewhere that like kids who read harry potter growing up are less prejudiced though which makes sense if you read that book and it has such an impact on people who read it yeah that you're like but then all of a sudden it just uh undercuts everything that you thought you've got from these books yeah if one group of people isn't accepted to mark's point yeah i'm just saying like and and i don't want to go all fucking seth rogan here but like this is probably happening in like one case in a random part of scotland this is not a what is it an epidemic yeah right of like rapists going around saying that they're women so they go to female jail now they shouldn't be able to do it i think it's ridiculous don't get

me wrong they shouldn't be able to but because she has this trans issue she's now highlighting these really small stories that barely ever happen yeah where she would never have talked about this before it's not like she talked about trans stuff her whole life. She would never talk about this before, but because now it's becoming her war that she needs to win. I'm going to go and look at every single... She's going Ben Shapiro on it. She'll find every single article that fits in there.

I'm thinking about how many different ways of trans that she has a Google alert for. Because she's finding all these stories. Trans person raped. Cooked up the tweet. I was right. Like these stories but it's also a person raped i was right like me again it's also legislative and for some reason that always bothers people more like the potential of it happening is more of a problem than the reality of it happening if it happened in the past she would have a problem with it but the potential that it could happen oh fuck it could happen because you don't know how many times it could happen it could happen all the time every rapist could say i'm a woman and then what they're

tried as a woman and then they don't get the punishment that they deserve blah blah blah so in the same way the trans bathroom thing when it became a none of us have seen a trans person in a bathroom but people were like dude what it's gonna be people who are scared like it's gonna be fucking mayhem and my kid's gonna see my daughter's gonna see dicks in the women's bathroom and blah blah blah because everybody wants to do whatever they want to do when it's legislative your brain goes to the the most problematic scenario in your mind so you freak the fuck out if this if there was one case of this happening she probably still would have tweeted but i don't think she would have felt it as much or like felt the need to tweet as much she might not have yeah No one ever complains when, say,

if there's a dad with his little daughter by themselves, he brings her to the women's restroom to use the bathroom, and no one complains about him entering the restroom. Really? Yeah. That shit happens. I've seen that. But doesn't he bring her to the men's restroom?

No, I think he brings her to the women's, no? No, I've never seen that. Oh, man, I'm off. Because I would be like, why are you going to that one fam like yeah going ours with the boys yeah take her to the stall nobody's looking yeah okay you just creeping around a women's restroom and using your kid as an excuse yeah so then the mother brings the son to in the woman's room you remember that as a kid no i remember my mom hell yeah i fucked every girl in the women's restroom? You remember that as a kid? Nah. I remember my mom bringing me to the women's restroom.

Hell yeah. I fucked every girl in the women's restroom, bro. You was fucking all them girls. You fucked so many girls. I stopped fucking from three to 31. That shit stopped when I got too old. My mom brought me in, and then she was in the stall, and then just some girl was like, why are you in here? I swear to God, I was like 12, and I was like, I don't know.

My mom's in there well i never have it again i'm that old someone's gonna steal you at 12 i guess i don't know homeschool man a male 12 year old yeah i think she was like yeah come on let's go you're with me i think i had a growth spurt that day also maybe yeah so that's homeschool shit because when you go to school you start using the bathroom on your own at fucking six you're just going to the bathroom yeah nobody's with you so in a public bathroom at six son that's what it is that's what school is bro that shit ain't a private bathroom yeah school but you go to the mall yeah if i'm doing it at school i'm gonna go

to the mall who gives a fuck i'm not gonna follow me she'll follow me six years old at the mall yeah dog taking big shit just pissing and shitting pissing and shitting i don't follow me in six years old at the mall yeah dog taking big shit just pissing and shitting pissing and shitting i don't know that's six years old seems great nigga 12 years old is crazy it's scary did you stop breastfeeding at nine and a half yeah he does look like a long haul That's why I said, yo, give me that titty. Let's go. That's why I'm so strong, bro. Check out that milk. Look at that forehead. That's a long-haul breastfeeder right there. Long-haul breastfeeder is hilarious.