Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - JK Rowling’s Anti Trans Spell | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: June 12, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss JK Rowling's feelings on Trans, Terry Crews being being tone deaf, gay pride, B. Simone only wants to date rich, Lizzo working out, the NBA coming back and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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What up? Patreon. It's our seventh time Restarting the show Okay This is gonna be the one We are going To do the show On this one right here

Akash We're doing the show On this one right here Al We doing it on this one right here Mark Gagnon We doing this one right here Okay

We doing this one right here This is gonna be the one Where we do the show A lot of shit popping off right now. We've tried to start the show on multiple different topics. It did not work out. We're going to talk about J.K. Rowling's. Okay.

That's the writer of Harry Potter. Okay. Wrote that bitch. Wrote that shit. That's a masterpiece, yo. Masterpiece. She's the Hemingway of this generation. Yeah.

That's the only author I can think of. Yeah. That's all good, bro. I'm with you on that. Okay. yeah. That's the only author I could think of. Yeah, that's all good, bro. I'm with you on that. Okay. J.K. Rowling says some training shit, right? She came out and she said that basically a woman is a woman. Yeah, somebody said like people who have their periods in some headline.

People who have periods. And then she made a joke. There was a word for that back in the day. Wombly. Womban. Wombop. Wombin. Et cetera. periods and then she she goes there was a word for that back in the day one one bit one band etc and she made some interesting points because of course the trainees came at her and then that little cuck daniel radcliffe sold that bitch down the river bro yeah sold that bitch down the river down the river down the motherfucking river bitch how you said this bitch down the river. Down the motherfucking river. Bitch, how you gonna send this bitch down the river? You're gonna sell down to Thames.

Bro. Yo, you can't be selling this bitch down to Thames. Is that how you pronounce it? She needs the Tim, I think. The River Thames. The Thames River. The River Thames. Yeah, Thames, I think.

Son. I like Thames. The Thames size 13. Yo, sell that bitch in a size 13 right down the river, bro. Radcliffe came out and he said, what did he say? Who gives a fuck, yo? Nah, he actually was like, I don't want to speak ill of her. Of course not, bitch.

Make you a millionaire. That's what I'm saying, yo. She changed his life. Let me tell you, if you're Daniel Radcliffe, whatever J.K. Rowling says about trannies. Hey, I ain't got nothing to say. That's what you believe about trannies? Hey, I ain't got nothing to say. That's what you believe about trannies. The second you start speaking, stupefy. Do you know that?

Do you know that curse? Do you know what that is? Y'all want to go curse for curse? Okay, let's see what we got. Hey, you read the book. Get in on this. Hey, y'all want to go curse for curse? Is it called a curse or is it called a spell?

You don't want to go spell for spell? Have you read the books or are you gay by birth? No. Hey, hey, bro. Y'all want to go curse for curse. Hey, let's go. Okay, ready?

This is what we're going to do. We're going to go around. Okay. All right? And you keep on going until you don't have a curse. If you are fucking Googling them curses right now, both of y'all Googling curses, yo.

Y'all out. Nah, Alex and Mark both ferociously Googling on their fucking computers. Ridiculous. All right. Now, y'all are the judges now. Y'all are the judges now. Y'all out of the fucking game. No.

Okay, you ready? Let's go. I did mine. Stoopify, go. Expelliarmus. Get the fuck out of here, yo. You ready? You're defenseless, yo.

You ready? You ready for me to party? You ready for me to party, Akash? Let's go. Are you ready for me to literally kill Akash? Let's go. Evita Kadabra. Get the fuck out of here, boy.

Oh, shit. That's the death spell. I know that. What you know about Expecto Patronum out there, boy! Oh, shit. That's the death spell. I know that. What you know about expecto patronum out there? No! Oh, shit! No! Oh, shit!

It's over! No! It's over! No! Why'd you have to do that, bro? Shit! Let me keep stalling. No!

No! Why'd you have to do that to her? Fuck! All right, hold up. Hold up now. Hold up. All right. You hit me with a Patronus spell.

That's a tough one right there, dawg. I'm out, to be honest with you. Oh, dawg. I just need one more to get you out of the fucking pain, dawg. You right, you right. Hold on, I got this. Hold on, I got this. Hold on. I got this.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me think back to all the things that they did. Do you want a hint? Yeah. No, no, no. I'll get a fucking hint, yo. What the fuck do you think this is? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Ready? He goes, yeah. Yeah. It would be nice. I do want a hint. No, I do want a hint. All right.

Give me a hint. No, I don't a hint. All right, give me a hint. No, I don't give a fucking hint. Come on. How would you make an item fly? Oh. Fly almost. No, I got one. Ready?

I got one. Ready? Ready, bitch? Ready, bitch? Let's go. Lumos. Like this bitch up oh like this bitch up like this bitch up

oh shit oh fuck I'll just hit you with that oh my god yo hold on hold on oh shit oh shit I don't even know yo oh fuck

go oh shit the same hint still goes how do you make some shit go float in the air Oh, shit. I don't even know, yo. Oh, fuck. Go. Oh, shit. The same hint still goes. How do you make some shit go float in the air? I don't give a fuck. I don't know. That shit didn't help nobody. Oh, fuck.

Go. Ah, fuck. How do you pronounce it? Yeah, you don't know how. Wingardium Leviosa or something like that. That's it. Oh, my God. This motherfucker pulled that out of nowhere, son. Son, he hit the wrist.

Son. You hit the fucking wrist. Son, flick of the wrist. Damn, bro. I hit that shit, yo. Hey, it actually helped. That's literally it, bro. That's a great hit, yo.

That's a good hit. Hey, hold up now. Hold up now. Your boy still got it. Your boy still got it, though. Oh, shit. Are you playing the music? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm getting nostalgic man all right y'all all right ready we um okay okay okay i got i got it

i got it i got you i got you i got you y'all ready are you ready yeah are you ready because this is it right here this is the game changer right here Are you ready? Yeah. Because this is it. Right here. This is the game changer right here. If you get one, it's over. No, no. It's over. I already know it's over.

Ready? Fucking JK. Let's go. Look, I don't know this bitch spells. Ready? All right. Ready? You ready for it or no?

You ready? Yeah. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Dick off a body. Nah, I'm out, bro. Yeah. but that means we're even he already did it he said that one yeah i missed out where you been

bro you forgot this one i was in a moment hold on hold on i was gonna say Habeas corpus I'll give you my next one Oh fuck dude That was good That was really good

But we're even though Whatever dog I won Now you did it We said the same amount I ended it Now you did it I ended it yo

Now we ended it even At the same level We both got to the same floor I won I ended it We both got to the same floor I won I ended it We both got to the same floor No I got there No we both got to the same floor It's a stalemate So I could give you

I could give you spells And you have to say What the spell is Yo we're done with this game bro But we have to have a winner though Alright alright Boom ready go How do you disarm your opponent

Expelliarmus I already said that Fuck out of here Pay attention Bart Yo real talk I was searching for the Expelliarmus You already said that Fuck outta here He didn't know that Pay attention Mark Yo real talk I was searching for the Expelliarmus You took the heat off of me That's the one they say the most

Expelliarmus bro That's how motherfucking He got the elder wand You fucking losers You know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying Yo Snape

Cuck Yo you know what It might be gay to like Harry Potter'm saying? Yo. Snape, cuck. Yo, you know what? It might be gay to like Harry Potter, but it's trans to not. So what you going to be? What you going to be? What you going to be out here? Oh, shit. Make a choice.

You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Either LGB or that T. Yo, that is an interesting discussion we have to talk about here. Is Snape the biggest cuck in movie history alright guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly

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