Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Julia Fox Loves FOURSOMES?!

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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What up people, Shultz here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Are we talking about Julia Fox and her sexual proclivities? Yeah, please inform me. No, you have to inform me. You're the one that's been jerking off to it all night.

You like that. Yeah, Julia Fox, that's me, dude. That's what I'm jerking off to. Why do you like that? I'm right wing Singh. I love... Yo, right wing Singh? I love the porcelain skin.

Now, can you run it back to the beginning, Mark? And can we hear what she's saying? She's on the Call Her Daddy podcast. No was perfect her muted that's this is just the trailer this is just the trailer for her on the caller daddy podcast shouts to uh alexandra cooper you're welcome for helping you secure an extra 30 million fucking dollars you can answer a dm and come on a goddamn podcast she ain't done nothing over here dove knows her boyfriend and still can't get her on the fucking podcast she is protecting her brand from what i think she's had a couple issues from your third episode drinking fits no i'm not having a drinking fit how can she protect her fans you scare people am i scaring

you wait what is her sorry what is her what is? I don't know, but looking at Mark is pissing me off. Okay? It's the fucking sunglasses, dude. I hate you so much. Is it the sunglasses? Take them off. You've got to switch it up, dude. Let me see.

Oh, so much. You look like shit, but Al actually can pull off those fucking glasses. You look like Morpheus. No, he doesn look like a riffraff. You look like shit, but Al actually can pull off those fucking glasses. You look like Morpheus. No, he doesn't. He looks like the Keymaker. It's a Matrix reference as well. Thank you, Al, for at least getting it.

Thank you, Al. Don't bring up Matrix when you haven't even seen him. It's the new Matrix? Oh, my God. Man, it cooned in Boza. Man, it cooned in Boza. I'm sorry. I'm trying to steer the country in the right direction right now

I don't have time for your fucking movies about woke red pills you know what I mean dude that movie was the first fucking red pill dude you wouldn't be here without that movie made by two trans women respect what's redder than that they're trying to give periods

I don't know guys I don't know I don't know that would have been good if you alright this is what Julia Fox had to say alright this is just a little piece let me see that they will never be worthy to have that like the pussy they'll never be good enough for the pussy

good use of music torture room kiss my feet I could smother them maybe sit on their face Good use of music. Torture room. Kiss my feet. I could smother them, maybe sit on their face. Those are dominatrix work. But they'll never, ever be good enough for my vagina. I'm into like weirdly like partner, like swapping and then like watching or something. So like foursomes.

Yeah. Rumor has it you're dating someone new have you guys put a label on what was your first impression do you think kanye's boots are set how did you guys leave it before you went to new york why do you not consider it love what do you say to people who claim this is not a real relationship have you ever felt in these moments like a little overwhelmed no oh good answer actually i thought that was a good answer no like i i don't know if you guys get the sense but like i i watch her and i'm like oh yeah she's been waiting for this her whole life yeah yeah and she's like i i finally you guys realize that i deserve all of this attention yes right does that absolutely why do you feel that i get that

feeling why do you feel that because all the girls that want to be chosen that's being chosen that's a pinnacle that's drafted number one overall that's what they want to be drafted yeah and now she's like oh i got this limelight i'm uh but i'll play it the right way this is round two it's so good it's so good. It's so good. Uncut Gems. She was just supposed to be like an advisor. And she was in the part. And she was so authentic.

She was teaching them what the real situation was in that film. So she already has shown like, no, no, no. Me being me works. Yeah, but that was fifth overall traffic. Now she's going first. First in the league. Best in the class. Going brazy. I need you both to take off those sunglasses. I'm seeing. First in the league. Best in the class. Going brazy.

I need you both to take off those sunglasses. I'm seeing the world in 5D now for the first time, okay? Why? I don't know. I see amazing. I can't believe this is how he sees all the time. Whoa, dude. Yeah.

Everyone's black. It's awesome. Let's go. Black history class. That's the best. Best world. That's what I'm saying, bro. I'm in Wakanda.

Let's go. Except Biggie. He's white now. It has reverse effect. candy wake it up miles okay al can you please take the glasses off yeah it's absolutely infuriating me why don't you try i think that i think that's what you're not gonna watch i'm not gonna wear them no i like that i like that try them damn bro that Try them on. Damn, bro. That's embarrassing.

If I was wearing... He said he was going to compete in the Olympics, bro. That's embarrassing. I could compete in the Olympics. That's what happened when I threw the lip gloss. What happened? I just didn't catch it, bro. Just catch it. Who'd you throw the lip gloss to?

He tried to kill you, remember? He tried to take your life. Oh, my God, dude. I hate you so much. Why? You look awful. Can you try these on? All right, guys.

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No, you don't look horrible, dude. I'm leaving him on. I'm not going to lie. I don't look good. Honestly, he doesn't look bad. He looked like this. He went. Yeah.

You killed it. I mean, you look really cool. Hey, hold on. You look fucking cool hey hold on you look fucking cool dude i don't know why it's so funny but it is can i give one suggestion to take them a little bit down this one centimeter bang i mean one half the distance back okay split the difference that i mean right there you literally look fucking cool dude yeah hey i feel it i feel cool what's up america what do you want to do you ready to get your dick sucked america

we need more julia fox's we need more this attitude julia fox is an american no you cannot allow a white woman to disrespect herself like that no this is american bro that's for the minorities she's winning olympic gold medals for uh, for social climbing. Oh, social climbing. Okay, let's talk about that. That's an Olympic gold right there. That is true. So she social climbed herself up to the pinnacle. Is Kanye the pinnacle?

Is that number one? I mean, if he was with Kim. Nancy Reagan throated herself to the first lady. That's true. That's a good point. I don't know if she's top first lady. But Kim's the first lady. Both of them are lames because AS point. I don't know if she's top first lady. But Kim's the first lady. Both of them are lames

because ASAP got the crown, bro. Rihanna's not American. Come on. It's the Olympics. It's the Olympics, bro. Except that silver bottom. Rihanna's not American. Not American doesn't count.

Nah. I thought you'd have my back on this. No, she's not. I'm with you. Yeah. Obviously. You don't want to claim Rihanna. You are.

You are. You don't want to claim Rihanna. Rihanna's not American. That's bullshit This is performative. I've never heard you speak about Rihanna in the history of our friendship formative performative Kidding make fake fake fake Faking it. Oh thank you. I'm fucking Tim's on you got them three sizes too big. I saw that

Too big Tim's on it you want everybody think you got big old fucking feet. You liar. Why would I get the wrong size? I see you. I know. I can see it. I see you walking around. You take them off. You got the wrong size pants.

You still haven't fixed it yet. You're right about that. You're right about that. I wear the wrong size pants. Why? I wear them too small. For what reason? So that people can feel comfortable if they have to wear hand-me-downs.

I'm worried about actually the hand-me-ups. But it is what it is. So people can feel comfortable wearing hand-me-ups but it is what it is so people can feel comfortable wearing hand-me-ups sometimes you have to wear your little brother's clothes that's a good point sometimes

sometimes you live in such extreme poverty you have to do that but what you're doing is absolutely ridiculous tell them the truth about how you walked in here you walked in here

with slides you were going to a fucking pickup basketball game and you threw those Tims on just for the podcast you fucking lying to the people alright right you fucking tell them what you come in here you're saying i walked in here with swaggy that's what i heard it wasn't i didn't say what slides you were wearing did i i didn't say what slides are we talking kanye slides no what

slides you were you were just click clocking with your fucking japanese geisha slippers dude when you walked in dude wooden the wooden ones yeah do you not know what those are no i don't oh convenient now it is pretty convenient that now you just forget that you fucking click clocked up in here dude i don't culturally appropriate we don't do that this motherfucking bitch get everywhere don't say i get everywhere he's drunk on He just started. I didn't just start. He's drunk on alcohol. I've been drunk.

I've been drunk, Al. Fuck you and your size 14 Timberlands. What size are they? What size are they, dude? You do not have a big foot. Don't start with me. Did you see Shaq's foot? Did you see Shaq's foot?

I swear to God. This guy chirping in. Thank you so much. Something to throw. Something to throw. This has been in Miles' mouth. Something to throw. Did you see Shaq's foot?

Huh? Did you see Shaq's foot? What size? You're a big foot guy. Yeah, yeah, here. Yeah. No, no, I didn't want to hit you. I wanted to throw it back at you.

Barefoot. Oh, yeah. Nails. What about it? Shaq's got the most insane feet maybe of all time. Gnarly? Gnarly, dude. Big Gnarly. Oh, dude. The nails. What about it? Shaq's got the most insane feet maybe of all time. Gnarly? Gnarly, dude. Gnarly.

They all have bad feet. Yeah. Athletes got bad feet, bro. That's why I call that shit athlete's foot. Oh, that's a good point. It's not a compliment. This shit is brutal right here. Oh, shit, bro.

The ash is in the shape of the loafers. Now we got a pointy one. The ash is in the shape of the loafers. You need to use that go-bar. It's nice for you. He's a legend, dude. Absolute legend. Shaq's a legend. You're worth half a billy.

I think you can have your feet, whatever you want. That's confidence, though. You go, yo, my feet look crazy. Look at them. Look at them, dude. I'm worth half a billy, bro. I'm not even wearing shoes no more. Son, that's Shaq, athlete bro we can't have feet like that al you might not yet not yet everybody my feet are beautiful fuck out of here bro i think that's what you i think they're ugly now so i've been wearing them fucking shoes all the time you know as

you stop wearing sandals remember how he's have his toes out all the time? His feet have gotten objectively uglier. They have. Take off the shoes. His feet have gotten objectively ugly. You don't want to have a foot on me. He's going to be a foot on right now. He's about to be a foot on. I'll be honest with you. He's getting better.

Left to left, you might got me. If I put my right foot out, you'll cut your leg off at the fucking thigh. That's how embarrassed you'll be. You'd rather be Oscar Pistorius than go right foot to right foot with me. So let's do it right now. You're not ready. Take it off. I'm not going to take my fucking folding off, dude. See, he's scared. Look at that.

Oh, you'll jump 360, but you won't take your shoe off. You jump a 540? You jump a 540, bitch? You jump a 540, bitch? I'll take my shoe off. Jump through a 540. You didn't do a 540 with your size 14 fucking Timberlands dog. Son, I did that two days ago.

That's why you were able to do it. That's it. Two days ago, you sore still. You've been walking about sore since you did. Have we tricked the people into thinking

it's two days later? I'm sure they're convinced. 100%. Dude, you look so goddamn cool. It's unbelievable. I'm going to fuck everybody, dude. Everybody getting fucked. You literally are Tom Cruise

right now. Top gun. But he hides one of his best qualities, though. It's unbelievable. I'm going to fuck everybody, dude. Everybody getting fucked. You literally are Tom Cruise right now. Top Gun. But he hides one of his best qualities, though. Yes, dude. No, no. But then you get the Top Gun like that. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Al almost let me suck his dick right there. I did almost. Yo, having nice eyes is cool with glasses. Because you peek over those shit and you're like, oh. And then bust it out. You were hiding your best quality. You're being humble. Yeah, right?

I'm being humble with this shit. Take them off. Take them off. You're being humble. Yeah, right? I'm being humble with this. Take them off. Take them off. Show it to them. Oh, shit. Hey, what's up, America? You're low-key, dude. What's up, Patreon?

Do that one more time. Are you pricky? No, but my balls got fat and then my pants just split them so I got the fat lips. So I got the fat pussy lips because my pants just hit it with the slip.

It's always impromptu and so vivid. That's the detail. The detail in the moment. i almost spit on my own clit it's so graphic we never told people how you clogged up all of tsa and almost had a national security risk why did i do that do you don't remember this no what happened this is when we're going through tsa tsa pre-check no one's in the airport there's mad room like we're going through the line and i go through dove goes through vala goes through and we're standing there and shoals is like where's my shit like my backpack and my jacket are not coming through and he's like walking around looking at the people asking

tsa they're kind of looking around like looking at him kind of annoyed there's a line of probably 40 people lined up in tsa behind us now and they're all pre-checked mind you so they're all pissed off like yo can we go? They pull him aside. They go, yeah, it seems like a jacket is stuck in the x-ray machine. Wow. Can't handle me. He looks at all of those. Yeah, apparently there's a jacket

stuck in the x-ray machine. I think I know who it is. This guy. Performance fleece, bro. Performance fleece. Are you rocking that Old Navy? No. I was Nike, and there's nothing wrong with Old Navy. We should be proud of Old Navy.

I had some fucking cargo shorts as a kid. I had cargo pants, too. Did you have any? You got cargo pants now, bro. Yeah. Sit in that, Al. Sit in that. there's nothing cargo about these goddamn pants okay you know what cargo pants are i got it i didn't even it was so wrong i didn't even know where you were going with it i'll be honest with you i had no clue but do you remember cargo pants the heyday

in new york since we're fired we all had them all had tan sometimes if you black you had the camos yo you no no no no don't give him his shit back don't give him his shit back sunglasses for guess my forehead bro you got a visor son you don't need no fucking Yeah, you're good. His hat extends forward because his forehead's so big. Was it crazy? It's depth. Yeah, your eyes are pushed in. Yeah, it's sunken, but it only feels like my forehead's protruding. Yeah, it's not your forehead

that's sticking out. What is it? It's a little combination of both. I'm trying to help him out. Oh, yeah. It's normal. You're not built like Peter Dinklage at all, dude. It's not at all, dude. It's not at fuck at all.