Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Kam Patterson on crazy Kill Tony moment, Kevin Hart advice, & challenging Schulz

Episode Date: August 6, 2025

YERRR – Kam is in the building and it’s a certified classic! Kam breaks down his wild ride from the court to the comedy stage. The boys get into Kill Tony pressure, Disney adult weirdos, bad coaches, and Mark somehow being an Orlando legend?? Kam opens up about getting his big movie role, taking advice from Kevin Hart, and why being delusional might actually be the key to success. Plus: Shannon Sharpe’s settlement, Ali Siddiq shoutouts, Houston stories, and why Kam still can’t close. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 KAM IS HERE + Mark got the pass 2:27 Kam enjoys acting 4:40 Retiring after one robbery 8:10 Being good at basketball 12:00 Mark = Orlando Legend 14:50 Austin + Jolly the legend 21:46 Kill Tony + Creating each week 26:34 Pressure makes diamonds + Comments are right 29:30 Developing, Crack wisdom + "One Thousand" 38:09 Kam's highlight + Disney moment 43:57 Disney Adults + Jay Williams highlight 50:59 Coach not liking Kam + Bad teammate 1:00:47 Getting the movie role + Gangbanging 1:08:02 Netflix release + Kevin Hart advice 1:11:52 Nerves around stars + Doing White ish 1:18:07 Run with it, Crackerlacking + Mark lover 1:24:58 Kam's type, Houston is fun + Ali Siddiq 1:31:46 Kam can't close + Shannon Sharpe Settlement 1:35:04 Living out your dreams + Being Delusional 1:42:58 Family there to witness it + Dad gets the credit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? Welcome to Flanger. Today we're very excited to be joined by a young, a young legend in the comedy game from Orlando originally, now out of Austin. I think we might be getting them over here in New York. I think there's rumors sworn like Cam Patterson is five ways. Yeah, yeah. So Cam, Mark was saying before the pot that you guys grew up in the same neighborhood. Is that too? That's not true at all. That is true. The same block, basically. Oh, it's in the same block. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how was Mark appreciated in the hood back in the day? Mark, in the hood, love Mark. Really? A little photo Mark.

Yeah, yeah. Also, this is Mark's one black friend that he talks about. You know, are you talking about it on the time? Yeah, yeah, this is where the past came from. This is where I got the past. With the past. What the fuck that mean?

That's not like, no, no, no, no. That's where the past was there. The past. The past. Oh, the same. Yeah, correct. I give it to everybody, though.

We got to get them that awesome I'm passing that shit out dog you can hand it out now I'm thinking what happened a good time if I think about the past and you can hand it out

and get it to somebody but like it's really like I'm giving you a pass to get your ass me again I'm not going to do it but if you got enough

you got enough gusto you're going to say it around the right nigga he's going to fuck you up not too because you are smart you and say I love you my whole heart that's a good point

like if you do give someone a pass it's not like you could tell the people that are upset about it that you got a pass from. Yeah, yeah. It's not universal.

It's not universal. It's not like a loan. You got a picketoo when you, then, you're fucking. Yeah. But if you don't have good skills. Yeah. You got to see if it's redeemable.

You know what I mean? You got to be like, is this past accepted with these people? It's amics. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, Mark, you shouldn't use it anymore, man. But what are you know? I was just joking.

No, no, no, I was a joking. You said my time. It's fucked up. Yeah, it is crazy. But I say it the cool. way. Okay, well, wait a minute. What is that? Remember the episode on camp you did about how to say it? It was like

you brought in that. You did a whole episode. It was like, what the proper ways are. You kept using the R though. That's where I was like that's why. To show people not to do it. I don't show them that how will they enough? What are you even talking about? A lot. I like it, though. I'm excited. So you're moving in New York. Probably. Really, thank.

I'm thinking about it. Okay. We like this. I have to hear. Okay, so you're here doing a movie in Jersey, which this is out we can talk about, at least. It's been announced that you're in a movie. And then this is your first, like, big acting thing? Yeah.

Do you like acting? I do enjoy acting. Really? Yeah, I like it a lot. It's not boring just standing around all day. Nah, nigger. Really? Got a lot of free time.

I still can do comedy at night. nice? Yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's not bad. I don't hate it. I'm not good at it. Yeah. I wouldn't say I was a good actor. What happened to let you know you're not good at it? I just, I'm around people that act for real. Yeah, yeah. I'm around people that really. Who's the best actor you're working with that? You're like, you know, that? Man, uh, Kevin's great. He's amazing. He can tell you, been doing it like at a high level for a long time. I know he gave you the job, but who do you really? No, he didn't know. I mean, we did auditioning. He was pissed. Huh? He was like, what the fuck?

Who? What that? But, no, he's great. But he's great, but then. I'm the only short charismatic black dude on this man. Why you got this nigga, man? But not, somebody who is really, well, Ben Marshall is phenomenal, dog. He's like, him and Marcello are, like, really, like, they're good at the act, at the craft of acting. They're good at, like, they're really good. I feel like that is a thing that stand-ups do where we're just like, all right, we're just going to be ourselves in the movie and be funny. Whereas, like, actors, they'll be two different people.

It's the exact opposite. But they stand, like, Marcel was a stand-up and then, um, and then Ben, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, he's in a, a comedy trio like a what is that troupe like a sketch group that yeah which is really good

but it's also gay respectfully you're really really great though I want to watch him but it's also a gay

thing but he's there he's great in it he's great of it phenomenal actor it's gay respectfully though

respectfully you know what I'm respectfully of course yeah yeah you can say that word

but you might run into the wrong you might run into the wrong you might run into the wrong Oh, you have a show. Yeah, that's the thing. You never know.

You're in New York now. You're not in Texas no more. Let me tell you something. They fight. It's okay. I'm faster than a lot of people, dog. I'm going to run away. I'm not a fine.

I never been to fight them all. I'm running away. Yeah, we talked about this. You said you robbed people and I was like, I don't, I don't pick that up from you. I robbed one person. I didn't even really rob the nigger, though. Like, which is what happened, right? So we were selling weed.

We were doing a thing called like Disney Gas. That was with Instagram. Were you good at selling weed? I don't think you were good of that either. most black things to you except you don't wait a minute what the fuck wait a minute like the negative stereotypes about black people i don't put most of those you don't know i'm a good guy man yeah you see him

don't reinforce the same I mean I'm not saying like wait you you didn't set me up you didn't set me up I don't get you a black shit you said it on a smile too you get a pass

wait I'm getting out of here man it's a setup this is I'm on carbon having a good time and set me up We have to treat our guests with respect. Yeah, true. Okay. I'm a good guy.

You were robbing something. You were saying you were robbing something. You were saying, you know, it's so funny. This is the, we're just out there by the fucking coffee machine, and he goes, and you were like, you're like, I did rob one time, but I was just, I was horrible at it. And then Al immediately goes, me too. I was going to say that part. I was too. I was also bad at him.

He's not fun. It was a lot. It was the British niggins. They came through. My homeboy, they were British. Yeah. And, um, my... The Anwar is the funniest.

Huh? It's just the funniest. British Anwarad is so funny. They are. That's what they were. And so they come through. They were white, but they were British niggas. And so they came through at the Florida Mall. We met him in the bathroom.

They gave my homeboy, like, a bag to put the money in. I mean, the weed in, but there was a bunch of money in the bag. So he just took the bag. Nice. And then we just left. So you were going to sell him drugs. Yeah. And then you just wrote.

robbed him instead. Well, we really, they really just dumb. They just kind of gave you a bag of money. Yeah, and it was like, why would you do that? You know who we are. So we just left. And then what happened? Then we split the money. And so it worked out. It was good for me, yeah. So you just retired one and oh? Yeah, I mean, yeah. Wow. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't. Usually if it goes that well the first time, you're like, I think I can get doing it. I told my brother about it. Uh-huh. My older brother, he was just like, he was like, yeah, bro, um, that's cool and all, man. But I mean, one time he told me the story about

Now, he would sell of drugs, and he was doing that shit with these pills and shit. And then he was like, he was selling, um, this one dude came up was like, man, I just want to get a whole bunch of, I'm going to get a whole bunch of pills. He didn't really recognize, like, he was like, he was buying like one or two, but he went like 400. And then so my brother, Homeboy was like, we'll go to Walmart. We'll get like something that look like the pill, fill it up, give him that. Yeah. And then he said, when he walked into the mall to go, like, to serve him, he said, it just felt so weird. like nothing was going on and the police thought that my brother was like the kingpin

and they arrested my brother for that but then he had fake pills a whole bunch of like fake pills hilarious thank god so robbing wow so robbing people who want to buy drugs always works out in your family yeah we're pretty good that is hilarious they think it's this big sting and it's just Tylenol yeah that's hilarious yeah it was crazy so he told me you got all scot-free or i mean i ain't know crazy thing i had no idea That was like a story about him and then nothing that happened until I did that thing I did

I told him about it and he was like, I didn't understand this would happen that's the wrong way that had happened that's crazy then I stopped immediately

wow I was terrible being like outside yeah I don't know too late though yeah why your childhood

you weren't outside and I played basketball I was a basketball play basketball player really yeah I was real good at too see he didn't think he'd be good at that

what he said Rimmie was like he didn't think you're good wait a minute I'm not I'm not listen to you no more you said we're up first quarter

I mean you know I'm not I think like oh fuck cam you hate black you're right I'm like

I'm thinking we having a good time to join ourselves you're like yeah you hate your brace right yeah right how do you feel

about that I'm not listening you no more never again I'm not bad I can't miscommunications it came across

home not again came across not we're getting me no more you again. That was fucked up. Off the dribble is crazy. No, okay, so you played, you were really

good at basketball? Yeah. Well, what the fuck? Wait a minute. I told you. Both of y'all, you were not good for me right now. He was putting out there. He's height shaming you right now. Yeah, that's a shit. No, that's not true. Are you good in basketball? No, I mean, obviously back in the day, it was elite, but now, I play different sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you were decent? You playing high school?

Obviously, I can play ball. You're in high school? Yeah, yeah, of course. Come back, come, come, come, come. I bet money you can't meet me. Now? No. Yeah, I'll beat me now.

No, yeah. No, you're old. No, now he won't. Yeah, you know, now he's too old. How old are you, actually? How old are you? What is his ass? And do you play regularly?

At 26, you'll bust his ass. Do you play, like, in a league or anything like that? No, I don't. Listen, look at me. Look at me. You fucked up. He got, he got phone pods to talk. Yes.

Anybody with phone pods is on dogs. No, I know. Look at me, but you won't. You will not, you will not. I think I win. When he was 26, if y'all can match up. Can you shoot? Do whatever you want me to do. No, but like, is your game? Are you a shooter? I don't do whatever. I don't play defense on shooters. Oh, why not? It's too much. But if you, if you can go to the rack, then there's no way that you'll, I'll lock it up every single time. It's not even a question. It's not a question. I promise. I don't think at 41 you can do it. Yeah. Like, I really don't. Hey, like, you haven't played. At 26, 26 year old Schultz, I put my money on

him. He's 41-year-old, I don't see it. It'd be fun to see, though. It'd be fun to watch. Listen to your friends, man. They have your best interest at heart. They believe in you. I like the confidence.

I'm not going to lie. The confidence is there. I would cook you. Would Derek beat you? No. Not at all. No. Nobody in this room beat me.

No. No. No. I'm from New York. I'm from New York. I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit. I know.

They didn't even play basketball in Florida That the fuck we don't Nick, we got real hoopas No Mark fire Yeah Mark You're gonna get

Mark It's great Have you ever seen Have you ever seen him shoot? No, he told me He told me He told me He said

Look at it You know that's true Whenever Whenever When I don't want their words No that's all right Whenever I said You go

Yeah Don't do no movements I've never seen Bad Air Basketball I didn't like you That was great for these is crazy. Was better than one wrist,

man. You did the gay, yay. That was crazy, double the power, bro. That was insane. We shot one time we were just shooting

and then just watching his wrist when he dribbled out, like this is, don't ever do that. I can't be seen soccer. Yeah, man, I'm good at basketball,

too. I didn't play a lot of high school. I was a bitch player, but I'm good at basketball. No, no, you're getting caught. That didn't sound that convincing, honestly,

to say, I was really good at basketball. I almost started in high school. He went to a good high school. He wouldn't do a good high school. It was competitive? No, we were. I'm not going to lie to you. Did you guys, did your high schools play?

Why did you play? I went to Orangewood. It was like a little Christian school. Oh, no, we didn't know. No. Wait, you guys knew each other when you started in Orlando? Nothing. No, he was gone.

He was gone about time I got my star dressed end up. Oh, really? It's funny this shit. Everybody, he was like folklore. In Orlando Combinsey's in the scene. He was like a man, fine, why, why. Because everybody in the scene, I swear the guy on the first thought, everybody was like, yeah, nigga, Mark.

Mark, he was soaps now. He's doing great. You know what I'm saying? He had a plan. Every old mock I went to me, it would all be cool. Comedy is the only business where having a plan is folklore. He made it out. Mark had a plan.

And I always go, what the, what was the plan? He would go, we have no idea. He had a plan and it worked. And then I heard about Cam the other way because all my friends that were still there we were like, yo, there's this kid Cam, and he's fucking unbelievable. He's, like, a year in, and, like, he's just, like, the best one. And I was like, I was like, all right, I'm sure. Like, you hear about people that come up.

The moment I knew Cam was popping crazy, I'm in the back of an Uber at 5 a.m. going to the airport in Orlando. Did I tell you this? Yeah, he told me. And there's a private investigator that's driving me. And we're in the car for an hour. She's telling me a whole story, da-da-da-da-da. But I have to all of her private investigator shit.

She's, like, a 55-year-old white lady. And I was like, oh, yeah, I do comedy. She's like, I love comedy. I was like, who's your favorite comedian? Expecting she's going to be like Bill Bird, Dave Chappelle, whatever. She goes, Cam's so funny. I was like, Cam? She's like, yeah, yeah, look at his Instagram and shows me this dude's Instagram.

And I was like, this is your favorite comedian in the world. She was like, yeah, he's the best one. And I was like, holy shit. If 55-year-old private investigator driving Uber love Cam, I think he's out of here. And this is where were you? You were in Orlando. Yo, you got white bitches. You good.

When people always love me, man, you good. When I first thought of my state. me dead in my face and I was like, I'm going to do stand-up and sit. I don't know why people are going to think you funny. I was like, that's fucked up. All right, guys, let's shout out some dates. August 8th and 9th, Perrysburg, Ohio, that's Toledo, I believe. August 22nd and 23rd, Liberty Township, Ohio.

It's a lot of Ohio. September 11th and 13th, I'm back in civilization in Donnie Beach, Florida. September 25th and 26th, back to hell in Ohio. And this is a show that's, I'm very excited to do it, but it's going to sell out. October 5th, Dubai Comedy Festival. I didn't get to go last year. It was a big mix-up. This year, I'm there. The tickets are already like 80% sold out, so you need to hurry up and buy those. All those dates and more at akash-sing dot com. Get your tickets. Also, I am very excited to announce the Akash Singh show.

This is my podcast. I flew out to India to record a bunch of episodes. So it's on my YouTube at Akash Singh Comedy. Please check it out. I love you all. Thank you guys so much. Burlington, Vermont, Montreal, Toronto, Berkeley, Detroit, a bunch of other dates getting at a I can't wait to see you guys at the show. I'll be doing one hour of stand-of-comedy. That's no more, no less. See you guys at the show. Why'd you go to Austin?

Oh, I mean, Uncle Lazy. I mean, Uncle Lazy in Tampa, he was just like, nobody really going to see you here. Who's that? He's a comedy that's been on a Kieltona couple of times. He's funny as shit. Nobody's going to see you here. You were opening for him in Tampa?

Yeah. And he was like, you've got to go to Austin. You've got to get out of Florida. Yeah, yeah. We also got to give a little credit to David Jolly. Oh, yeah, but Jolly was like, now, Jolly. Who's that?

In his context. I call him my uncle, but he's like, he a comic who, when I first thought doing stand-up, it was, it was no, there's no black scene in Orlando. There's no black comedy scene. So I'm running around and I'm talking how I talk, and I'm talking about, should I've been through life and shit, nobody's really like, understand what I'm trying to say. There's no black scene for real. And then so I was, I probably would have not even kept doing stand-up if I ain't meet Jolly,

because Jolly is, uh, he looked like a crack-head. Like, real shit You don't drink it up there This is making me so happy Right now, real shit So Jolly, I meet Jailet Jailet has three gold teeth In his mouth

The other rest of the tea Rotted They no longer exist Oh, this does I mean this nigga, right? I meet him And he just go He's an alcoholic at time

He don't drink no more He's an alcoholic at a time He go, hey, young nigga, you funny as hell, though. You funny as far Fuck with you, nigga, you funny as hell.

So he gave me, like, confidence to keep going. I was like, hey, this nigga, believe me. It's pretty dope. But then I watched him do that to, like, six other niggas. He was just drunk. He was like, man, you were fucking phenomenal. At the time, I was like, yeah, fuck it. Like, I'm just going to really, I'm going to try to get good at this shit.

And he would do this day. He lived in like, he lived by the Citrus Bowl, by the Orange Bowl in Orlando, which is in the trenches, right? He lived in, I would, I would, I would work. I worked in public and I would go to his house like every day every day and he would help me like tag Joseph he would be like drunk

he would during the hour first I would break into his shit like he had two doors the back the front door would like lock for real but the back door you could like Jimmy and he was drunk he really wanted to answer the phone so I would Jimmy the back door open and I would go wake him up and be like

hey I got this new drunk I want to tell you he'll wake up listen to the joke all he had in his his apartment was a couch a mic stand and and that was it. So I only had a couch and the mic stand like a table and like the corner with like a bunch of shit on it. But I would sit up there and I would just tell them jokes and he'd be like,

that's funny, that's funny. They'd be like, make it retarded. That was his thing. He was to tell me, make it more retarded. It's good, but it's not retard or nuts. That would even say. I swear to God. Wait, but why do Mike stand?

Because you have to practice how you play. You guys have mic stands at home? You don't practice at all. This is how cramps. It's how it's saying you would. And a microphone and a mic stand. No TV, dude. Yeah.

No TV. Go TV. Like in a mic stand with like, with a mic with no cord on it. Like this. This is like strippers having a pole at home and they be practicing. He said it for the nobody. Yeah. Oh my goodness.

Some cameras practicing jokes in front of drunk David Joplin. And he's just going like that, make him over talk. And I'm like, braful. I'm like, I'm like a week. I'm like a week. We bought two months in the comedy, like, all right, so, and we, uh, and I got it, I had a car at the time. So we, we go on the mic and all this shit. He just taught me, like, everything about stand-up. Like, everything. I mean, like, him being, like, him being fucked up. He don't drink no more, which is a blessing from God, though. But him being fucked up was like, he would, I would take him everywhere. And then he would just tell me, like, you know, this is the improv. These people here are, like, family. Don't fuck these holes. I try this. It's not fun. family you know what I'm saying he was just so many lot of shit

just by stand-up dog and that nigga he taught me shit everything I knew about the shit. What did he think about you going to Austin? Oh he was like you got to go. At the time he was fucked up and he was still drinking and shit and then I was staying with my cousin in the project about street from his house. I think of my cousin

and it was just nothing it was nothing left in the city for me to really do you feel what I'm saying like I was in at the club everybody It was kind of like There was nobody That nigga It was great

Comps in the city And shit like that But like there was nobody that That was like I could say that I was like I was scared to follow Or some shit like that You've done everything you could do In Orlando

Yeah so it was kind of point I gotta get I gotta get it I got to wait Why are I sent over in New York Or LA I went to I came New York

I think like I probably like a year and a half In the stand up Yeah And you know Nobody that was just It's such a fast city

But nobody gave me, paid me, no attention, no mind. Yeah, it's tricky. And so I was like, I ain't, I ain't trying to sit here just be lost to open mics for ever. And then, and then LA was just a situation where I was just like, I just feel, it don't feel real. Like, I know you are not because, I mean, even then, I like, could it feel like a real place. Right. L.A. is more like a, what can you do for me type situation. Right.

I didn't like that. And then when I went to Austin, dog, it was like, man, funny. Funny's first. Yeah. Funny was first. I go, man, my favorite thought to tell about me getting to, my beginning to Austin with Derek, nigga.

Yeah, that's how I'm posting. Yeah, but it's like, my real big brother, dog, like, he, um, I was, I never forget. I was, I was, dad was running around for a minute. I went on a kid 28, and, uh, people started to know my name from like, this kid, this kid, Cam, does really good, he goes, he crushes, right? And so, um, my dog, Bianco Perado is running around the show at sunset,

and she said, if Derek don't show up, um, you can just do here 20 minutes he had a bunch of shows he might not make in the time right before I was getting ready to go up there walks in and he goes to go I'm sorry you know what I'm saying

like he's yeah I'm just giving the time and they go no no no like split in a half like give care to him I do 10 that we let's go and he sat there he watched me and the right that he got off he said come on he took me right to the shit like right thing

he took me straight to this one of that's fire like off the I probably and I was like man thank you so much but I really appreciate he like nigga you fight it that's what the fuck we do here Well, you funny, bro. You know what I'm saying? And that's why I think Austin was a great jump for me from this city.

Yeah. And instead of having to run around and, like, prove it a little more, it was like, no, you're funny, let's... 100%. You know what I'm saying? There's also probably like a lot of... I don't actually, maybe more, but there is, like, that, like, excitement

and it's built specifically around stand-up. Yeah. The city's on fire for stand-down. You feel it, you feel it, you feel it. Yeah, I liken it to... That's the professional sport in Austin. Yes. Like, there's no professional basketball team.

but there is stand-up comedy. Yeah. And I think you guys are kind of like the athletes that are walking around town. UT, stand-up. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.

And then you get on Kill Tony, whatever that. Yeah. How quickly? I did, uh, I want to say like six months, maybe. I've been signed by signing every week. Had you been, you'd sign it up every week. Yeah, when I signed up, the time I got on, I wasn't even going to go back.

I wasn't even going to go back. though. I can't sign up and I was like Brian trying to I'm sitting in alley these motherfuckers and say I'm just work on stand up instead of like just keep signing up So that was the last time And I was the last time

And then I went to the creek and the cage Did the show And then I got a phone call To do a don't tear special Wow And I just went back to go tell my home boy White Cam with my roommate Yeah

I was like Brad you got don't tear special Nick this shit is amazing And right when I went back to tell him I got pulled for gifts on Wow I want to even go I wasn't even going back, bro. And you weren't even going to be there for long.

You were going to be there for five minutes. Yeah. And in that five minutes. I was sliding. I was like, I was just so excited from the don't tennis players. I was like, nah, no, that's crazy. You know what I'm saying? The soon as I got that, I called up good, Tom.

Okay. I never put no testers at a lot. Question about the kill Tony. You have to give up a minute every week when you're a regular. And like, is it hard to build your hour and be working on the minute that, millions of people are going to see every week. Because I don't think people realize that. Like usually you get to work on jokes for like months.

You're probably doing a new minute every week. And it's going in front of, it's the most watch standup platform in the world right now. Like, yes, it's one of the biggest podcast. But in terms of just weekly standup platform, it's the biggest. There's no one. Close. So like, are you dividing up your week? Are you going, okay, three days a week I'm working on these jokes and one day I work on this?

Do you just riff it when you go up? Like, what is the... It's a misbeating like, two things. So it's like a, sometimes I have a joke that just starts cooking. Yeah. In the beginning of the week. And then it gets a point where I think this is funny enough that I can do a minute on it. And that's perfect. That's the best case in there. Is there ever situation where you're like, I want to make this part of the hour? I don't want to give this away. Yeah, but then I get backstage and I go, I can't bomb. Yeah. I don't want to, yeah.

I don't want to go out there and eat a dick. Yeah. That's the real shit, dude. Yeah. That's like, that's the dichonomy of the city where it's like, damn, like. So then how do you, all right, you have something that's crushing that's part of your hour. How do you get to a week? We're like, I don't know if I have something for Kill Tony this week. Do you take something from the hour? I'm trying, like, as a stand-of comedian, you're touring now. Yeah. I imagine it's in your brain. It's like, okay, I need to have an hour

stand-up comedy and I need to turn this into this beautiful hour that absolutely fucking crushes. But you also have, like, an incredibly high-stakes responsibility to put stuff out on a platform that is done wonders for you. And, you know, other comics. But like, what do you do? Is there ever something where you're like, I can't release that? yes and no it gets to a point where it's like the best thing about it right now

is three weeks episodes come out every every three weeks oh it's not weekly what it is it's weekly yeah but we do them it's like a it's like a three week kind of you feel what I'm saying you're in every three weeks no no I do it every week yeah but when I do a joke

it's three weeks I got three weeks to make it before people see it and then when they see it it's kind of like it's kind of changed since then oh I see what you're saying yeah the episode air is three weeks later The episode air is three weeks later, so you can still build on and change the job. And if I build it fast enough, by the time it comes out, I still got to stop doing it for a minute,

but then by the time I keep running it says it'll turn into something else. Everything I do in my hour now is, has been on Kill Tony. Right. But some people come see me, but I don't think he did a joke from Kill Tony. That's the other thing that people don't realize is like you could start with an idea for a joke. And then a year later, it's a completely different joke. Or a 10-minute bit. Yeah, I just saw something that you did on Kill Tony that was like a one-minute thing,

that now I saw the other night it was like six minutes. Yeah. So you don't want to abandon a great premise just because it was out there but you still are like oh, those people

probably just saw that show and I gotta wait a minute. Yeah, that's it. It's a weird, but I like it though, bro, because I always told people all the time and I'd rather you throw me in the water

and let me learn how to swim than just tell me not to swim anyway. You know what I'd rather just get thrown into the host and at four years in so I come up to movement in the air and weed that shit is.

It's crazy, you know what I'm saying? It's tough, but I fuck with it. Like, I like the, I like the, like I was saying earlier, I made, I said earlier this shit early, brother, this coffee got me wired. I'm on coffee for the first time. Like, now this shit got me, I'm more retarded, man. Hey, I'm out of, I'm out, I'm out, I'm jolly with the crowd. I'm tired, yeah, I'm tired.

I'm tight, like, but I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on, I'm on one. So what I'm saying? But it's a situation where. where it's like pressure macdonics and pressure busts pipe dude one of the best things about the internet is I think it forced comedians

to write new jokes yeah like you're coming into the game a little bit later I think like there was a time where like I knew and you probably know guys that have been doing the same hour

for 20 hours and now that just can't exist anymore there are certain guys that do it and then they just kind of fall off so you do need to generate more material because the way that we get on now is we put on material out yeah but um but you also need time to develop it and that's just the tricky thing like i remember

early in my career when i was putting out i was putting out a joke a week and i did it for a year and that shit was hard and i had a bunch of time from the last hour i did that i could put out so i always think about that with you guys it's like the best opportunity in stand up is being regular on kill tony and it will force you learn how to write jokes in a way that most comedians will never understand it it fastening her. You got to get on it. A lot of my shit be ass, though. Yeah. A lot of my shit. But does the audience get that? Like, that's the other thing.

Like, I hope the audience starts to understand. Like, this is a new minute every week. You can't get, they don't give you that expectation. Now, some people do, like I get, people that don't read the comment. They're talking about me. They're going to read them, bitch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And the situation where it's like, some people be like, no, you got understand. It's like, it's a new minute. It's in this tough.

But you also got dick kids to understand comments. so they think it's a very easy thing. Yeah. One, and two situations where it's just like, people don't get the fact that, damn, what I was trying to? They were going to say something really smart and worded. Then the coffee was like, no, you're not.

Why are you thinking that? They don't understand this idea that it takes time to work on a joke to make it good. Yeah. Because that's the thing. It's like every time. Oh, this is, my fault, sorry. The situation, too, is like,

so I'm coming up with New Jersey every week. And most of them, like, I thought that when I was taking. taking the shit. You know what I'm saying? Where it's like, hopefully this is funny because I really have too much

to come up with. And then you've got people that are like killers that'll get pulled and they're doing like their clothes. Yeah, and that's put up against

my taking the shit joke. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is also like, well, this Nickamee's shit. What the guy had to, everything else I had is gone,

bro. Yeah, you know what I was in? One of those situations too. Yeah. Some uncle advice, though, on the comments is like, you ever look at the views

versus the number of comments? Yeah. It's 0.1. percent of the people, and they're the most insane people a lot of times making the, oh, this joke sucks. Like, that guy, it ain't about you. But it only hurts when you kind of think your joke sucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, when you think the joke is the shit and somebody's, yeah, this motherfucker, I don't get comedy. But when you kind of think it sucks and you look into the comments for them to say it's funny, it's like, then you're like, this shit sucks, man. Right. Hey, this guy's on it. He's on it. Oh, shit, you know something about me.

Oh, all right, you got me. I was wrong. This ain't funny. I get it, dude. You know what I'm saying? Now, how do you safeguard against that changing your, because you're four years in. So, like, as you develop your voice, do you have to safeguard against while I'm writing one minute at a time, and that could change the kind of comic I am down the road?

No, I like, I think I enjoy telling stories. That's kind of what I'm just. So you just take a story, it's crushing down to a minute and then by the time, you see it for real, it's like a whole different. Yeah, yeah. It's a whole different thing, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Which is like, which that's what I joke. I like stories.

I like telling stories. I'm not like a, I'm not really a one-minute gap. Yeah. I like try to build. I'm learning too, bro, because, like, my one thing I really like right now that I'm doing is just trying to build a world around something that I'm talking about. I'm trying to give you like a pizza of what I'm trying to paint for you to see. So that's, that's what I'm learning how to do, like, right now.

In the hour, do you talk about your basketball coach? Yeah. Well, not yet. But I'm trying to figure out how to do it. Man, what happened? Who is your basketball? My coach was on crack. Okay.

My basketball coach was, I had one on crack and I had one coach that just hated me. All the people guiding your life have been like extreme addicts and it's really worked out. The best thing, the funny issue is I never forget. My basketball coach had is a chair, a basketball. No who? Just a basketball. That's it. And it was flat deflated.

No air in that business neither. So what happened? What happened? No, so I had a coach named Wiley West. And he was on crack. He was only coach that ever believed in me. On the court that was like, on the court, the real deal was like, Cam, he told me,

I swear the guy, he said, Cam, if I had you all four years, you would have been to all-American, I swear to God you would have. Oh, you might not be that good at ball. That's the only guy who believed that. I'm telling you. I don't know.

He played in the lead. He played in the lead, dog. Which league? NBA. He was on the predatory screen, but he was there. He made him. He was like, he was like 6-11 taller shit, but the crack here, like on crack.

He was like, man. I tell you, that's all for you to be the fuck of all the men I promise you that. And he walked away. And another coach what came up to me was like, I just want you

know, Cam. Did he say that for six seven people as well? No, but he was like he actually smokes crap. Like, this is a real crackhead. Yeah. The school would employ him.

Yeah, Nick, he was a basketball coach and the volleyball coach. Okay. Yeah. What did he know about volleyball? Nothing. Nothing. He knew shit about volleyball,

but he gave him the job. And my other coach, the head coach just hated me. He just wasn't, he just didn't fuck with me. Why? Well, I did a couple of, I was, well, at one point we was like, I was on, I was on JV, right? And I was, I was, I was, I was, I was an off-thonged J-V. I was also 18, but that's not the point.

I could have made a team in 18. No, you couldn't have. J-B, 18? I was amazing. Oh, that's a don't play, 15, really. you're talking about I was amazed I was talking about

20 points in the game I was dead here you're scoring on freshman in high school you could serve in the military like that's not good that's not impressive

I was amazing yeah I can't make it a coach I got drafted I was to the league got to have games then I'm sorry I apologize

I was amazing though I was fucking great but I was it was a situation where I showed you got them You got... No, he doesn't. I know, by the way, he walked, I was cooking up.

I promise you, it's to walk. I promise you don't. No, you did. I'm on your head, though. I'm like, really... There's no way. You might be, like, scrappy on D or something like that. The problem is, I'm like a cross-over.

You're going to be over there. I'm a practice, though. No, no, one-on-one. I was damned their practice. I never lost a one-on-one game. You know what in your life? Never lost a one-on-old game. So, I'm beating NBA players one-on-one.

I'm just getting money in my... I'm being in NBA players. I got a band you don't beat me. I beat the number two draft pick. I got a band you don't be me. The best college players? I got a band. I got one thousand dollars going to be in basketball.

He knows what a band is. He said a band. He said a band. He was like, he was like Cole play? Hey, hold on. I know you're going to fucking band. When you said it like a band,

he said it like he was so concerned. $1,000. $1,000. Can you say it? Okay. $1,000 I don't beat you in basketball? I bet money. Your hands too small, bro.

You can't even palm a basketball. There's no way. Hey, look at me. Dead ass. I swear to God. We're playing. Next time I'm in Austin, we play. Let's play.

I swear to God. I'm saying it a lot of times, this makes me think you didn't think I was going to shake your hand. Yeah, I don't know. He's shaking right now. He's shaking. You're fucked. I really got a piss in this coffee's on my house.

Two things going on right now. You're going to leave in his phone's account. Clear the bank. Hey, move the money. Move $1,000. Move the savings to Jolly's account. Move all we got it. Don't let them touch it.

Don't let them buy no furniture. Nothing. I need that to have them, though. keep it. No, we got it. We're going to play. Derek's going to be the referee. Go, go pee. Go pee. I'll be. Hey, listen. You're fuck, man. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second, because I think we've got to talk about America.

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Oh, wait a minute. What's this? What's your, what I'll find? Oh, we got some highlights? This is me? Hold on, hold on. What the?

Y'all have this? This is good, man. You're lefty? No. I worry about anything I do. Just know you shoot. Just know your foot. That's all my highlights are, by the way.

That was it. He pulled me out of the game immediately after that. Hold on. Go back to this. I can pull out of the game immediately after that. Let me see how excited you are. after hitting it oh no you're cooked you think so yeah you're putting your hands up like mark shooting give me the real shit oh actually i have a let me tell you all this shit like this is this

this is perfect so that team we play right that's uh that's winning me that was their first year being like a school what number are you i'm number uh four okay uh i'm not in the game tomorrow i told you i made that shot i got pulled out of me wait why huh because my coach's fucking hated me man he he fucking hated me so this real shit that school we planned that's that's winning with their first year being like a school and shit yeah and then um but they're like they're good like that whole team was was pretty nice and we played them at their first home game ever like as a school and just imagine like a movie basketball game yeah like everybody's everyone's there like it's sold out like all that shit is full yeah it's because every every school in orlando

was built the exact same like every gym yeah so like like Like, this gym, Jenjo was, who was he? Genjo, he was five, dog. Yeah. He was fired. That's my game, Mort. Like, that was like, hey, dude.

Yeah, look at it, look at it. That's all I got, man. That little hitch in your jumper? I'm really like that. That's not good. That little hitch. Give me out. You get, that's not it.

Yeah, this. You said, hear me out. Yeah, that's not problem. Tell him. Your shoulders are all. No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't care what you say. You're fuck.

I understand that. Only one hand. Remember how confident. I am about this He's fucked I don't even know if you're really a lefty That's how ugly that shot is Have you tried to shoot with your right hand

Have you tried to shoot with your right hand? Shoot both hands They're going on Mark That's the first home game The entire school is showing up Everybody's there It's insane right And they're supposed to be blowing us out

By like 100 They're way better team They're supposed to beating the shit out of us And I The funny thing about this game is, I knew I wasn't going to play. Okay. I know for a fact, I'm not getting in the game. I'm at Walmart

Lines and drawing that I'm sold out gym. I'm just happy to be there, dog. I'm just excited to be in the gym. And so the game's going on, it's close. And I'm very happy because I'm getting to watch this close game. Closed as shit. I'm like, hell yeah, I got the best seats in the house. I'm having the great.

It's just amazing, though. I'm really compete with it. I'm happy for the team. I'm just excited, right? My shoes, not tired. I don't even know my jersey under my shirt under my warm-up anymore. I'm just happy to be there, right? And my coach called the timeout.

We're down by one point. That by one point is four seconds left on the club. Four seconds. I haven't played the whole game. Coach called the timeout. They're inbound in the ball. He said, hey, Cam, get in. And I say, huh?

He said, come in here, we're putting you in the game. He called. He said, listen, hear me out. In front of the whole team, we go, listen, hear me out. When they're inbound the ball, I want you to steal it. score, we win the game. I swear to God.

Hey, I swear to God, I haven't played the whole game. He looked at me, there my face and go, listen, oh, you steal the ball, score, win the game. If you don't steal the ball, fail immediately. I say, okay, I got you, right? I'm thinking, my brain goes, this is my Disney, like, this is my Disney moment. Like, I'm going to score, I'm going to get a scholarship from this year.

My life is fun of change, right? We beat the 10 year to be. It's going to be amazing, right? I go to get this deal. don't get the steal obviously i go to foul the four seconds left no time on the clock time runs out niggins throw the ball on the air they they stormed the court i'm i'm sitting there i'm mad kind of like i think i fucked up everybody my coat let me dead in my face there you go you the fucking reason we lost you were bitch and then that was it that was it that was the cracker coach

that believed to you no no no that was the that was the head coach oh okay you the reason lost the game and the cracker came up to you was like you fucking won the game Hero, Cam, you did it. You did it. I missed it, but you did it. You fucking did it, though. Look at all these fans. They're so excited for this.

Nick, you did it, man. They're wrong jersey and they're celebrating. That's amazing. That's too good. He changed. They didn't let me demonstrate. Who are these coaches? Like, how do these people, you hear these stories of coaches being, like, brutal to, at the end of the high school kids?

Yeah, I know. How did that happen? How did you get in a position where you could just curse at high school kids? He was an adult at the top. You're 22 I was I was like working on my Texas You bumping him

An old block and shit No I was That shit man That nigga hated me That whole year though, dog And I had a home boy Were you 18 at the time Were you like

I was 18 turn 19 I failed to agree Where you go This is JV I'm on varsity That was varsity that this one That was varsity that was varsity Imagine being 20 on varsity

But that'd be crazy And everybody that scored on that team's moms and shit And everybody that scored on that team Like Janzo and them niggas, they all was like Them niggas were sophomores So I was a senior That kid number 10 was a sophomore Yeah

Are a super senior Did he go play ball in college or anywhere? I think he went like You go for a minute I don't know what he's up to now But a lot of them people on a lot of that team They are really good You know

This is like the dumbest question But it's going to go somewhere Do people in Orlando go to Disney World Is that like, or is Disney World like us going to the Empire State Building in New York? No, what the fuck? So you never go visit it? Well, when you were a kid? So it's fun as a kid to do it.

It's not looking at. Are you doing that shit like when you older? I think that's just gay. Okay, there is, there's, okay, so Mark has this point. Okay, okay, okay, this is actually good that you're here for this. No, no, no, you're on the right side. Disney adults. Miles believes that Disney adults are like mature, intellectual people.

And was that the argument you were Megan Miles? Yeah, you got it. Let me not put words in your mouth. No, you got it. you got to. No, let me. You tell me. You tell me. I just think Disney is a nice place, and I think that adults go to enjoy it for different reasons than just

childish shit. Because they're pedophiles. Yeah, exactly. Because they're pedophiles. That's what they say to you, so they can look at happy children. They want to get drunk and go, that fucking kid. Do you drink around the world? Yeah. That's a little wild.

You can drink around the world. Yeah, you drink around the world. That shit is actually kind of I don't know. Hold on you. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait. Hold on. Look at them. That shit. What the fuck going on? Better. Still. Still. Still. What the fuck going on better? Still pedophilia bullshit. But, like, you can drink around the world. Okay. So you can still. You can go to Epcot. Is that the one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And Fcott doesn't have rise. There's no risers. There's no kids. You don't get fucked up. You're not into being around children. Sober. I don't want to be around kids at all. about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm tired of your bulls kid. I ain't a hoarse about him is media train, bro. He's raised. Stop trying me. I'm learning. I've learned. I've learned the media train shit, you know, I can't say retorted as much, you feel what I'm saying?

You can't call people gay as much. You can't call people gay as much. You can't call respectfully, you got respectfully. You got to call them gay. You know what I'm saying? And you, you, nigga. You're tired of your way, though. We got, man, real shit, bro. We were in the airport. We was in the airport. Austin, you told me some real nice words, man. I went home. I called my dog. I think you're fantastic.

No, no, no. My dog called me. But that nigga told me, he was like, he was just really a fuck with me. I meant the world. Can I tell you something about him? He smokes crack. No. I got as a severe crack addiction.

Hey, you hold it up real well. I got just a big fan of yours. I mean that sincere. I know that. But it's funny to be like. He's going to try to make. you look like a complete fucking asshole I'm a piece of shit for that

I love you for that but you're a fucking piece of shit for that you're a bad guy you're going to hell I want you to know that I think you're super talented I think you're super talented I think you're super funny

I think you're super funny you're white people yeah yeah you're right hey listen that's that my shit no no I think you're his fucking star I'm a big fan

no I love every I don't know why we have Like, I love you, Nick. Yeah, love you, love you. But just watch them. You think, you beat them in a game in one-on-one? Not at 41, but 25, I think I'd meet it. No, I'm telling.

Nobody in this room would beat me, bro. Like, that shit on here, so, first of all, finding that. Thank you for that. I'm open. I'm open. Hey, read the caption, though, nigga. You got to read the caption. What's it saying?

Yeah, niggins. Dot, dot, dot. You know what the fuck going on. The two hands are looking for a pass. That's what the fuck going on. Part of my old ID and diabolical work, dude. Read the capsule, read the caption. Read it, dude.

I love that picture. Go back to the picture real quick. That's me in my backyard. That's how I walk around. Yeah, that's hungry right there. Come on, I was 18 then. Davey. Just staring at some 13-year-old.

That's going to realize, nigga. I'm going to kill you, motherfucker. Oh, this is fire right here. Yeah, that she had that shit. Oh, my mom would dress me. No way. But you probably going to sell bean? You see that chain I got on?

That's a community chain. What do you mean? Me and my dog shared that chain for me. I love that. We said that this is my day to wear. That is fire. That's my day to wear. Like a little w-mea couple.

That's fire. That's my day to wear, dog. Hell yeah. You got the flick off. Come on, man. I'm taking a piss with a chain. I was ducky. Oh, by the way, I can dunk, by the way.

Really? Yes. That's impressive. How tall are you? Five, seven? Really? No way. You could dunk?

Yes. I'm an athlete. If you could dunk, then there's a chance that you could be. I'm going to fuck you up. No, no, no, no. That's not going to happen. Okay. But I don't believe that you can actually dunk in a 10-foot round?

That looks like it's 10 feet. I can't do it now. But I could, yes. Would you believe me if I told you that I used to be able to dunk? Hey, look at me my face. Would you believe me? No. What if I told you,

dunk in games, five-on-five. He was, like, bat scratches? Not back-scratchers, but, like, I'll throw it down, yeah. I saw him dunk on a kid that was about five-three. I get dunked on a five-point. Dunking on me just now? Yeah, it was fun. I mean, it was game point, to be fair.

Yeah. It was, that's how we ended the game. Oh, we don't want to watch this. This is just a number two draft pick, and I took him down, but no big deal. This is the last person, this is the last person that tried to challenge me in basketball. You got you play, though? That's Jay Williams. Do you know who that is?

Yeah, I understand what you. saying and that guy's probably amazing look at you I'm sweaty dude he's actually so young that that name doesn't mean anything to him isn't that crazy go back go back yeah watch this go back to the end go to the end right there where you see that hump yeah right

there look at him he tries to play me I don't play around when people try to play me that's the thing you need to know about me if you try to disrespect me you know bad things happened to you so Jay got a little cocky he thought he could disrespect me and your defense is terrible well we'll see you ever play defense with your head

He tried to throw a ball in my head. I let him shoot that weak-ass jumper. I know he don't got the legs for it. It's a long game. It's tied up. I pull up. Brick, but whatever. Hey, hey.

The head down was over. But you got a bad brick and you didn't have to rebound. You can have to rebound. But what I told him is I'm going to hit him with the Hesi and I'm going to hit him with him. And see you later. You're out of here. What was the cut? Oh, we got to go to the premonition.

And then pull up and let me just make it dramatic. And you watched. No. So this is what's going to happen to you. But you're in playing. You didn't play in the NBA, so this was going to happen to you. I gave me full context. It was a game to seven, and Jay Williams gave him six.

Listen, that's what you want to give me six? I will. Put a thing on. Hey, look, I'm a comedy nigger. Come on, I'm going to be at to myself. Come on. That'd be crazy. No, I'm not doing.

That's how you did everybody. The last dude that did it. Got it, man. Why would I do that? That sounded very good, too. Last dude, they got it, get it. That does happen. That does happen.

That does happen. That does happen. The last dude that asked for it, got it. Did you ever explain why your coach didn't like you? He just, you said you did something. It was no really, it was, it was, it was a lot of situations where I was just like, not the best guy.

You know what was that? Like you were smart mouth or what? Not even like a smart mouth, but just like, I thought he was, I look he thought he was a bitch, respectfully. Respectfully. How do you do that? How do you respect?

But you can't really lie. You can't really like, you can't really cuss them. mind and shit. I just wasn't like, it was a lot of situations where, like, he did one, one time we were, um, he's a real shit. I had a home, but he, he was like a star player, right? We were the same. We were both seniors, but he was a young senior. He was like, 18. No, he was like, it's like a young scene. Working 40 hours away from him. He's a young senior, man. He's a young senior, man. crazy three kids

young guy young guy graduated young guy graduated he's like he's like graduating on time he was like he was like

he was like he was like Jeff turned 17 yeah okay and I'm saying and he would dating a girl

who was like an old freshman man Cam just be careful Cam it's too many Epstein files out

right now I'm not me that nigga 17 and 15 but call calling or old freshmen is funny. What's an old freshman? 13 and 3 quarters? No, you're 14 of you a freshman. She was like a little dumber, so she

was like 15, 1 on 16. Okay, okay. So it was like a 17 and a 16. Yeah, so right. Right though, right. Yeah, it's probably, probably a little younger, but for the story, we'll do 17 and 16, which is totally fun. Nah, first of all, it's not me. You make it seem like, I'm saying, it's not, it's that. You're right, you're right. Why am I so protective of you? Yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah, but like, so. Because I need my money. Okay. I need my thousand. Hey, you're not going to win. Okay, we see.

He was dating. I was calling him a pedophile all day. As one was. As one would. I was calling him pedophile the whole day. You're on the right side. You were a pedophile, you're a pedophile the whole day. We get a study hall.

I tell him, I say, hey, man, did you know you were a pedophile? In front of my coach, right? Our coach hears me call him a pedophile. They said, why are you calling him pedophiles? He said, he dating a friend of your senior. It's kind of crazy. Right? My coach goes, yeah, nigga, he's a pedophile, right?

Which coach is this? Not a cracker. The coach that called you the bad word. We got the point of a game. He wanted to make in the game. So he said, yeah, nigga, you're a pedophile. That would you say, right? So we get to the game.

In that day, he is our leading score. It's halftime. We're getting beat by 10. We should be blown out by like 40. He's not producing anything. He's not doing good at all. And we get to, we get to, he scored like two points all game. Yeah.

Our coach goes, I know why we lose. I know exactly why we're losing the game. It's because Cam McCorme-Demella pedophile all day. He's a band. teammate. This comes sucks. That's crazy.

He was a bad teammate. He's been talking pedigar out. It's his fault. I'm saying something? Haven't played the whole game. You haven't been in the whole game. Right.

Not at all. It'll be shit like that but he just don't. So he would just blame everything on you. He really didn't like you. For real. But then I got in that game and then

after the halftar I got in he got mad we were losing so bad. He quit coaching. He sat in the bleachers. He's winning sat in the bleachers. What a guy? This guy is awesome.

This guy is amazing. He's actually kind of a cool coach, right? He said, you know what? Y'all want to coach ourselves? Coach ourselves, then fuck it. When Saturday police is, the assistant coach was like, fuck it, camp getting the game. So I got into the game.

And I was so nervous that we were working on skip passes a lot. And so I tried to throw a skip pass. The dude jumped it. And you know, like, the baskets that aren't in play? Yeah, the ones are folded out to the side. Yeah, but they were down to this day for some reason. And so I just launched that bitch to the other basket that wasn't in place

that would be cool and I got pulled out immediately you just chucked it off some shrapnel yeah it was bad dog and you can find that you'll be a real

I posted that somewhere it's like on TikTok or something I'm posting that it's bad dog it's like clearly you're blaming it

on the skip pass technique it was the coach it's fundamental it was his fault he told you skip pass I blame I blame

I blame Cosar's for all my mistakes in life that's his name He was a real bitch. One time I told him, I told him me my own, but he was a Christian rapper now. We told him, we say, what's what's the name? Caleb Gordon. Let's look up Caleb Gordon.

Yeah, yeah, okay. He's amazing, though. And so we were both on the team and shit. We came in the practice. We both didn't play. Both didn't play at all. And we was like, yeah, coach, you know, I think we're going to be something in life, though. That's right, though.

I said, I think we're going to be something in life, though, bro. So I think what you should do is you should get pictures of us, and you should put it in a gym and let people know that we went to the school. Oh, I love these stories. I love these things. And my coach lit me there. He looked like, they're not fair. I swear to God.

He'll let a dead not face. He was, you know what? That's a great idea. I'm going to get two pictures, y'all. I'm going to print them out. I'm going to take him to the gun range. And I'm going to shoot him into the round of the way. Wow, that's crazy, actually.

And then get more bullets. Yeah. That's crazy. You didn't see that coming. What do you think he was going to say? Well, I thought you now are in the school because you're so successful. No, no, no. No, Caleb's so successful.

He's doing great. And no, we're not. He goes back all the time because, you know, he's a Kristen rapper and they really fuck with that. They, my time. Your coach sucks, dude. Yeah, I mean, you're a bad guy. But one thing he did say, one thing he did say that was, that I think about a lot. Two things he taught me.

Yeah. One thing he taught me, I always make my bed because of this guy. You always make your bad because. Yeah, because he always would say if you start your day and make your bed, you always start with a win. That's something you would always. I like that. So I do that because of him And he would always be like

You know I'm always right I'm never wrong I'm always right He said you're a fucking terrible basketball player But you're funny as hell man They say shit by comedy He said shit by comedy He said that

Yeah That's pretty cool Really shit So maybe he was trying to Force you out of basketball So you can focus on your true gift And passion which is comedy Yeah but I didn't know that

Like you're trying to kill my dreams with you dirty bitch. Boy, he was. I'm trying to play basketball, but he's always right. He's like you're a terrible basketball player. So you're a terrible basketball player.

I'm better to him. Do not be surprised. He got that sneaky white boy. I'm telling you. When I bring your ex-coach to coach me. That might happen. He might be there on the sidelines. If you do that, that might be the, I'm a lose.

I'm not going to win. That's some psychological warfare. I bring your pedophile friend and he'll have like a school of children with him and said you spoke this into existence I didn't even want this life until you told me You did this. It's possible I'm going to play fucked up psychological warfare games

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See, auditioning? Oh, just straight audition? Yeah, oh, wow. What you thought I'd do? Nah, usually some people got, like, you know. And I'm sure this will happen in your career. Like, people would be like, hey, you'd be great for this role. Can you do it?

Nah, that was, no, that wasn't at all. I'm, I don't act. Like, I'm not a... But you have, like, a real star quality. And like I said, I'm a fan. You could do whatever you want. And it seems like a similar career path to Chris Tucker, where it's like Chris Tucker starts stand-up.

He has five great minutes. super funny, but it's like, all right, now what do you want to do? You could just kind of do do that. Do you know what you want to do? Do you want to keep cracking the stand-up, be the greatest ever, et cetera? Or are you like, not being in movies seems way more fire. Do you have any idea? I like stand-up. Okay. I like movies. Movies is nice, but I love stand-up. Never, never leave stand-up, man. No, never that. I, I think it gets lost in the fact that it's kind of happened fast for me. Yeah. That people just think I just want to be, like, people think I wanted to happen as fast.

I didn't know you even wanted to act. I mean, I was something that just can't kind of happen. I was like, yeah, fuck it, come up. And in the movie, he does have, I don't want to blow up your whole spot. He does have a makeout scene in the movie. Oh, what's his name?

I have a feeling that Kim would push back on that creative choice of a show. They say, listen, you're going to have to have this makeout scene. I mean, I would have to quit the movie. I was going out and bad to quit The movie Y'all got it, dog. They made me gay in a scene once.

For real? They made me gay two weeks before they changed my character to gay. They made the whole character to gay? Yeah, but like he was in the closet gay. So he's like, basically they call me, this is like 100% true story. This is when shit was going like super, you know, I hate this term like woke, everybody's in.

But basically the guy who, I won't say his name, but he's like a big guy, big actor and producer wherever. And he calls me. and I'm going to use the words he used. And he goes, hey, man, we got to make you a . So, and I was like, what do you mean? We're filming two weeks. What are you talking about?

He already moved out to LA. No, I was in New York at the time, but I was agreeing to move out. And I remember I was walking in a Union Square Park. And then he's like, yeah, we're going to make you . I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, there's not enough diversity in the movie, and we don't want to, like, recast you. So we got to make you diverse in some way.

So you're going to be a . Swear to God, that's what he said. And then you... Anything for Hollywood. I was like, what do you want me to do? He's like, no, you don't got to do anything. This is free YouTube, pre-kill Tony, pre, like you needed the industry back then.

Back of the day, you thought that was your career trajectory. It was like, oh, if you get it, I was like, well, do I have to do any shit? He's like, no, you don't have to do anything. And then you actually, nobody knows you're gay in it. That's like this, like, you're closeted. It didn't. Exactly. And then, and then what happened is there's a scene.

this is, I bet this will end up on, like, one of the streamers one day, but there's a scene where, like... I think I've already put it up. Did we put it up? Yeah, we should. I mean, I should post it. It's hilarious. But there's a scene where, like, I basically hook up with some guy, or I get fucked by some guy in a bathroom, but you don't see it.

All you see is my hands go on a wall, and then it's over. And then they tried to, and then they tried to do, uh, they tried to put this other scene where, uh, I, we're at some, like, party. And it was like, they changed the script the day of. and they're like, yo, by the way, instead of you just hanging at the party, like, with everybody, we're thinking that, like, you would walk into this room and three guys would follow you. And I was like, that's not going to happen at all. But isn't that crazy?

Yeah, dog, I look up to you, man. At one point in my life, I looked up to you. You should never find you tell me that. I got to tell you what this industry is, man. I was to do that to me. And man, I started posting. clips on the internet. And I was like, I can't do this. Like that's got, what the

fuck? Humiliation ritual, bro. Aluminati. It was a liminali. I, thank God. I came in after that. But isn't that crazy? Like, that's what I was agreed to the one guy, but he's like, gang bang too far. It's like, I can't be leading y'all into a room. Like, it just felt

too egregious. Yeah. You know what I mean? Three niggas behind you. Right? Just smiling this shit. Right. I was like, nah, bro. It's just happened. The fuck out of it. But isn't it like some producer and them had a talk

Looking at you No and then You called me He called him over the phone No they didn't even say that I looked at the script that day And I was like what the fuck is this walking? No that's what I'm saying

They looked at you and said Yeah Train Yeah And I was like no That's disrespectful That's crazy That's crazy right

Yeah Yeah So can you pull up To clip that shit is I doubt it's even available They got it I guess Oh you got my

You found my jump shot, nigga. You can find his kid. You found my jump shot, you can find the clip. Find that shit. Please God. Please, God. We've tried.

We have tried to find it. I'm fine this. You'll find it. I'm going to bring it to the basketball game. You should. And just have to play in the basketball game. Playing on a loop, Nick, get your hands and shit.

Yeah. Yeah. Go all the time. I'm a Jumbojohn for your next series. It's just so crazy. But you don't have to kiss guys. I'm not, fuck, what, fuck? No, respectfully, no.

Would you play a gay character that didn't do anything gay? He just was gay. I'm cool. Really? I don't like acting that much. Acting is fun, but I want to... I'm not going on my way to be a gay nigga. I'm okay.

But you be gay, suck dick, I have a good time. You know what I'm just... Yeah, but you just wouldn't do it. Yeah, no. I wouldn't mind playing a gay character. I just wouldn't want to do the kissing and that kind of shit. But if he was gay, it is what it is. with Karen? If it was dope?

Okay, thank you. What if it was like you get to play Batman? You know, why would they make Batman gay? Why would they do that? Well, they'd make everybody something different now. I think Snape is black. Severus Snape, Harry Potter? I would play Black Snape. I would do that. Yeah, I would do that. They did make him

a black. Yeah. Nah, couldn't. But you're early in the game, bro. Don't worry about it. They were going to try you. Hey, see, they've been a truck. I'm not. not doing it. Yeah, I was just saying. They got to try to see. They go, they don't, see, that's what they can do, though.

Yeah. Going to test you a little bit, but I'm not. I ain't going to put that shit. Yeah. I'm okay. Yeah. Me, I was like, one guy. Which is too much.

Which is in. One consensual guy. Yeah. And you was getting fucked. No. Yeah. You had their hands on the wall. You think I was cleaning the wall.

I think I was like, this doesn't look like a sterile environment to have consensual. Whoa. No. No. No. No. I think this better because you're like, I didn't want this.

But I look like Cam for a jump shot. I was like, I'm over here, guys. Please. Please. Watch out for Hollywood, man. What is this movie coming out? Theaters, Netflix?

I think that's the... I think that's the... Yeah, nigga, you just... I think theaters are tricky. I think you can do theaters if it's Superman or, like, something big. But not saying this is not big, but like existing IP that we were familiar with when we were kids. Yeah. But like a new concept, I want it to be at a place where everybody already are.

You know what I mean? I don't want you to have to get a babysitter, get put on an outfit, go to the theater, see it. I want it. You're at home and then it pops up while you're scrolling Netflix. And then you're, oh, shit, cams in that? Oh, shit. Kams in that? I want to watch that.

I think that's where. I think it's going to be like, I think it's going to be pretty good. I mean, everybody else is great. Like I said, but I'm just not I don't know how to act It's fun It's pretty dope Yeah

Like I truly like Are they patient with you Because I remember I did an HBO show They were not They were not patient with it No very They are they let you have fun We

It's riff city though Really It's sometimes Sometimes the writers and directors Are like yo I wrote this shit And I want you to deliver it Tim's door He needs to direct on it

And The whole time It's like y'all think that's fun Let's go with Really Yeah so it's a lot of creative Like Yeah that's cool

It's really dope for me had that as my spent for my first movie because it's not too like it'll be scenes where I have like no lines and it'll come up to me be like if you feel like

saying something funny and jump in and I've done it a man and he's like yeah that's like we'll keep that that's fine which it's so like it's a blessing

to be in a position where it's like oh like that's it's that opening for me especially as a new also you're taking two months out of your life to do a movie

and it's like you make money I think a lot of people don't realize this like comics now we can make money on the road before we're making you know

$1,500 a weekend, $2,000 a weekend. Now we can make real money on the road to where, like, being in a movie makes us lose money. I don't know how much you're making, but compared to what you make on the road. So it's like, you want to make sure you maximize that fucking experience. Like, if you're there, shit, if I'm in the scene.

Yeah, I'm going to be, I'm going to say some shit. I want to, you know what I'm saying? Let it be known. But it's like, it's a super dope time. I really like, like, just being, everybody in there, like, it's so helpful. You know, my son them on SNL and the Cavist. Also, I didn't tell you, I didn't Mason Gooden Jr., Coombegin' Jr. son, is playing, like, he and it, too.

Really? So, like, he's a great actor in his own writing. I'm surrounded by these phenomenal actors, though. So it's, like, it's dope. I really like it. Cep drop, stand-up gems, y'all chop it up, does he? Yeah. It's funny, dog.

We'll be talking this shit, and it's a line in the song that I like a lot. It's Jack Harlow with Drake, Church of Down. We say it's hard to It's hard to chop jokes When you really do want advice Like we're joking and shit like that It's like I really just want to be like You tell me everything you know

Because I think I look So got the game He's been there Yeah because I mean It'd be 100% He's also popped early And then had the star dim And then come back

And become Kev So like he knows all the Every step of the way And it's like I'm out I look at a nigga my whole life Yeah So being to be around that nigga Every day it's like

Yeah It's insane to me Yeah And it's hard to be like It's all not the fan out. Like, nigga, you... What's the best thing he told you, advice-wise? Have a plan?

Not even... Not even... It's not even too much, like... Just, I think watching is the more anything, just seeing how he moves and shit. Morris Carth and talk. He don't, yeah, he don't stop. So being able to sit there and just watch it,

because he talks and he gives us game and shit like that. But it's more of, like, just seeing, like, the way after the guy thought I was going to see, and then knowing, like, no, this is exactly the same. This is it. This is what I want to do. You feel what I'm saying? Yeah.

And it's, it's dope, bro. Were you nervous the first time you met him? No. I can't say that. No. Who'd you meet at the mothership that you were nervous about? Rogan.

But even like, even then to get to a point, I just try to tell my brain like, man, we're all people, nigga. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Had you met him before the Tucker Carlson moment that went viral? Because that, there was a.

moment. I talk to these guys about it, and I think I talked to you about it. Yeah, that's what this moment. I don't people understood how impressive this moment was with you and Tucker Carlson on Kill Tony. Had you met Joe Rogan before that, and then we'll talk about the rest of it? So you had met Joe, okay, but Joe Rogan is there. He brings Tucker Carlson. It's Kill Tony.

Cam is going up. Here's where I don't think people appreciate how dangerous of a position you're in. Tucker, you give him five. If you just let it slide, black people are going to look at you and be like, he's corny, he's this, he's that. If you say something like Fuck you. I don't like you. Everybody in the room and probably Joe Rogan who brought Tucker is going to be like, what are you doing? And so you give him five. You go, this crazy. My grandma hates you. Oh, yeah. And I was like, that's the perfect thing to say. Now you, nobody in the room is uncomfortable. And any black person watching is like, nah, he addressed it. And then Tucker tries to get you to backtrack and goes, nah, she doesn't. And you go, yes, the fuck she does. So now you double down. You got two laughs. And when I saw that moment, I was like, dude, this kid is nice.

And I called him a fuck, nigga. But it's such a, like, a non-offensive thing to say. It was like, man, you handle that so fucking perfectly. I'll tell you, right before you player, the funniest shit is I didn't know who he was. Oh. So I didn't know who he was, and everybody in the green was freaking out he was on the podcast. And I called my dad. I said, hey, pops, who is Tucker Carson?

My dad goes, he a fuck, nigger, and your grandma hate his ass. Thank you, all I need it. That's it. There go. But this is, yeah, this is impressive. Cam Patterson, Tucker Carlson, high-fiving. Yeah, it's crazy. My grandma, I hate you, nigga.

So good. So good. She doesn't mean it. Yeah, the folks, she's done. Yeah, she died. I had heard your name. I saw your first clip, and then when I saw that, I was like, nah, this kid is nice, dude.

Thank you, man. Again, that was the position. I don't think people appreciate how fucking well you handled it. Yeah, that was, I really, I really enjoy it. That was dope. Yeah, that was a good one. I want you to bring back Cam and the whites. I want to, but it's just a...

Did you ever see this? No, it's a series Cam was doing where he was just doing white shit and trying to experience all this white shit for the first time in his life. And he did a couple episodes. I think he put out one. When I won, it was rock climbing. And people loved it. Yeah, it did.

It did good. But I'm like, you need to do more of these. Yeah. Because there's so much more white shit to do. People tried to make it, the people around me try to make it a TV show. and I didn't know how to, like, navigate that at the time. What do you mean? Like, I wanted to be, like, just fast-paced, like, put me in a room with people and just show me what I'm doing.

And then I just, I'll just, I'll... I'll... I'll... Ha! ha! No! Oh! But, you see, I'm a dog, Maverick and Lucas McQuarrie. And the idea was, the Maver was going to be, like,

my cold the whole time and then uh i would always bring out another comic on with me yeah to show me the white shit yeah and then uh today they would be like an expert in the white shit and then they would show me like this is what i enjoyed doing and i would do the thing like the last episode we really shot was uh i went mountain bike rider okay i'm fucking pretty good at it yeah by the way like five i took my home while white can with me and that nigga was terrible yeah he kept falling this shit but it was like it just seemed too white cam i just Oh, yeah, so I moved, when I moved to Austin, White Cam was already there.

Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? And he started in Gainesville, but he went to Austin early, and then by the grace of God, does this Cam the comic? No, Cam, Cam, he's a Florida guy, too. Differ Cam.

He's a cool, Cam. Yeah, that's cool, cool, cool, cool, White Cam, white Cam. Yeah, and then Cam. They tried to go black color, you know, we can't do that. Claim it, claim it there, just Cam. But so he, White Cam had a,

a job for me to work at, and then a place for me to stay. Oh, wow, okay. But when I got there, so they was like, well, I just started calling a white cam immediately, so everybody was stick and everybody's mind, like, that's white camp. You got ahead of that. Yeah, nice white camp.

That's fucked, dude. This guy gave you a job. He gave you a place to stay, and he just gave him the shitty name. I'm Cam. I'm camp. I'm sleeping on White Cam's couch. White Cam. So it is.

Is there some white shit that you want to do? Is there some white shit that you're curious about? man it's a you have it done like what is what is something scuba diving you gotta go

white people shit it's fun try that yeah yeah yeah all the white shit by the way

he's done more white shit than any of us here I want to ride a bull what I want to do

that shit too right oh yeah I don't say that I want to easily I can

I can but I want to try I want a slow bull do I want I want one they ain't

gonna buck a lot yeah I don't I think they call those horses you might want to you might want to ride

a horse I want to I don't know Put him on the baby sheep That's just women from Sadat and Totoio Okay, so Bull riding? I want to ride a bull

I want to ride a bull I don't want to sky that I'm not sure I want to do Well, I want a fence Fins that sounds cool Fencing sounds fun Fits and sound funny shit I fuck somebody up at Fence

believing that What does white people do like that I want to try I want to experience Bacon with an old white grandma I think that would be fun I would enjoy that. I don't know if she would.

Yeah, she might not, but it's fine. This is okay. I'm going to be my house or whatever. Shouldn't she be out? I don't know if you're inside now. That's kind of crazy. I want an old senile old lady, too, dog. She just forgets you're there.

Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh, cookies, oh, oh, cookies. How much longer are we doing this? I said chocolate chips. Not chocolate, niggas. What are we doing? What's going on? What about travel?

Any places that you really want to go to? Nah, I don't know, man. No, not really. My mom's a flight attendant? No, I'm okay. Your mom's a flight attendant? She traveled a lot? No, not really.

Okay. I mean, I traveled enough when I was younger. I went to Hawaii. That's why I really knew I couldn't be a thud. I did two things I knew I couldn't be a thugger. I went to Hawaii as a kid and had an allergist. That wasn't good. That's good.

Like, look, I came in my back, a nigga pick me with some shit. And made sight of how I can't be, I couldn't be really outside for real. They're calling outside. Yeah, be careful. Grass. I'm looking to grass. Nick, I can't be outside. Not my shit.

Your tour is coming. You're going to get that opportunity within the year if you have. Oh, and I've been to Canada. I've been, I've been some places. But it's like, I don't know. I feel like, I don't know. Europe, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, when I'm going to get that offer, though. I'm saying, if it hasn't already, Amsterdam, all those places, you're going to get those offers. I do want to do that. But the weird thing is, like, I want to go around the country, but I don't want to go around the country for fun. Yeah. Yeah, of course. I want to do it like stand-up.

Yeah. I want to go places and do stand-up. But everybody's trying to get me to take a break. I'm like, he fucking insane. Run with it. But shut up. Don't take a break. You're early.

No. Take a break when you're old. No, when I'm dead, I have some time to cheer. Are the women different in New York versus... Too bad. There's got a shit out here, boy. It's some shit out here, boy. I'm gonna taste it right now.

It's a different game. It's some shit out here. Hey, I ain't cracked shit yet. I'm on, I'm on the way. What came I looking at you? Cracked a lot. Beed my meat a lot. I've been locked here.

I love that. That was great. I've been locked. I've been locked. I've been doing stand-up. I've been doing this move. I've been beating the shit out of my middle. The dog.

She, I bought a bottle lotion, nigger. Now I've been going to war. I was, like, cool, oh, don't. Shit out of that, dog. Shit up out of that. I've been going to war, you hear me? Oh, my God. I mean, I had to tell myself, like, you got to chill out, dick.

It's a lot. It's a lot. I'm going to be my minute a lot. Do it two days? No. No. Two days? You know, that two days?

When I was young. Yeah, you know, you're a little older. Yeah. It's 26, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I think by 26. Yeah, my dick mad at me, boy. My dick upset.

But also, no, bro, I'm not. I've been like, I've been leaving. I've been going back, and I've been like, I cracked the bitch. I had a girlfriend for a second. So when I first got to have had a girlfriend. Yeah. And then my lady had broke up. So I went back home, cracked my favorite whore.

At the crib. Had to go fuck her. That was amazing. Yeah. Then I cracked another bitch. How does she become your favorite? She do a lot of shit. Yeah.

Yeah. And does she know that? Is she, like, really proud that she's your favorite or? She'd know. Yeah. Orlando? This Orlando? Yeah.

Okay. She knows. You know what the fuck you in. That camera right there. I don't know to fuck you off. I love you. Wait, what part of town? What part of the...

She doesn't live in Ultima, or Longwood or something? No, I don't know. Shut up. You don't know, no. We got sisters. Make sure, shut up. Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit. As long as it's West Orlando.

It's fine. West Orlando. It's on my side. I didn't know what you were asking for now. Would that be a violation of respect to sleep with one of Mark's sisters? Yeah, would never do that. Yeah. I don't want crack no by our respect

since now if I don't respect you then this is the fair game yeah that's fair yeah you don't just as a gift Miles and Mark are best friends and Miles wants to fuck Mark's sisters That is true That's not true

What is that? Yeah what is that's not true Yes it is why are you lying Can we talk about Disney or something? That is a lot of sisters though That is a good point That is a good point that we should make Is that you and him are best friends

And you respectfully have an attraction To one of his sisters Or multiple Or multiple great family but he only just want to crack him he wants to be with her now that's different to which is almost more respectful yeah that's respectful because you take her name

that's the closest thing you want to be in the family for like that you're trying to get in the you really get you just love Mark and you want to fucking sit there to get closer to Mark I see what's going on here that's my holy boy that's a dog yeah

he's a little isn't that beautiful you trying to put your hands on the wall or something like that I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. I'm open. No, I mean, obviously, the sister that you were interested in is happily married, as a child.

As a child. So that maybe, you know, the cards are different. He had the energy, though, that he would take the child. I think you would be a great step-up. With all due respect, I think you would be a great step-tap. Miles Gagnon. Miles McCrear, yes. Agnott, maybe you hyphenated? Oh, hyphen is cool.

Miles McCree, Agony. And the last name with one woman and one woman among me. You what? Mark's mom. That's where I'll take the last name. Whoa. Hey, wait a minute.

That's kind of crazy. How'd a fuck do we even here. Respect for a language of. With all due respect. Yeah, I respect her so much. I'd take her. But that would make you my dad. Except that.

He's already thought it too. Oh, my God. You did a nigga with the, uh, with the producer. some tags, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen it. Miles, why don't you drop that producer tag that you're really like?

Oh, with the house? He's got a couple of bangers. Yeah, I got a couple. I got a couple. You can warm them up to it if you want. Yeah. Yeah, Al, I'm sorry, Mark's mom. All their respects, I know.

Yeah, Mark's mom, I respect a lot. I think she's a lovely lady. Yeah. And you would take the last name. Yeah, but Mark's sisters are just great people. And Mark's brothers are cool, too. You're Mark's sisters. Hey, you would make me McCrewies.

Hey, you would crack the brothers, too. That's good, bro. We're going through the home, man, this is in... No. Miles, come on, bro. If you had to take a brother, though, which... Now, if you had to take a brother, Mike.

Oh, yeah, big Mike. You go Mike 100%? Yeah, 100%. Yeah, Big Mike. Mike's way funnier than Mark. He's going on. Mike's funnier than Mark? Oh, yeah.

You don't have to insults to Mark. No, that is a fact. I think in the hierarchy of Mark's siblings, Mark is weird. I'm like third. fourth fourth yes yeah not even close yeah Mike is absolutely fun Mike's so funny yeah sisters are funny yeah Stephanie's funnier

everyone's funny damn right shit but you know what they're missing though didn't have a plant they didn't have a fucking you need a plan they could get themselves out of Orlando yeah but with all due I don't think you would be in anyone of my family let me see

we saw we saw a few of his don't judge yeah but you described your type What is your type? I like, uh, let me get this out and write it. I love black women. But.

But. I love black women. I would also like to say, me too. I also love black women and let that be known on this podcast. Oh, yeah. I also love that. You got to have. We got to see.

That I have to see. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But my grandma hates you. But, you know. I feel that. I feel that.

I feel that. I feel that. But go on. You love black women. But, you know. But, you know, I love black. I like all women. But, like, I like, I like her, white holes.

Hood White House So like a hand tattoo Why? I know, that feels like No, that shit's fire. Do you like the white girls that like get the eggs? That feels like splendor. Yeah, yeah. That feels like aspartain.

No, it's not, it's, I fuck what it do. Wait, why, why, why, why? I don't know, but I just, something about them hoold, but she makes a nigga happy. How, how? What is it that they do? I can't even express it to you, though. Really?

I just see them, I go, yeah. But I also like, I like light skinned the women. Like dark skinned the women. I'm going to marry a black guy. I'm already got my wife picked up. My wife I already picked that. Okay. He's in Orlando right now.

I'm just fucking a hole right now. She's in Georgia. I'm just fucking holes right now. Right. Joe's that, because life is good. My wife I already picked him. Really? Who's your wifey?

Now, her name, Melissa. That's a girl I think I'm a man in my life. Oh, really? That's a name out there, too. That's, that's, you know. Have you guys connected already? Have you guys met? You hung out?

Or is this like a person that you know of and you're like, that's going to be the perfect girl? No, we dated. We dated for three years. and then where I broke up I got a new girlfriend tried it out just wasn't for me great girl

just wasn't you know what I'm saying and then we recently started talking again dog and she just the thing I really felt with her about is when I wanted to do

when I started doing stand-up nobody only my pops was like really like on board with she was like you know what I'm saying and she

she was going to school at time she still going to school but she was like she made a point with like, I ain't had no car. Oh, so she was holding you down. She was everything.

Wow. Like, everything. Like, and it was never a question on if, it was always like, let's go, let's rock out. Let's let's do it. You know what I'm saying? What's that, Kanye line? What it is? Once you get on, you leave her ass for a white.

No, no, no. Let me say something. I tried that. Oh, hey, listen, I just told I had a girlfriend. I tried that I did exactly that I did that to a T I said yeah

so I'm gonna try that and then it was a mistake you're saying it was a mistake It wasn't it wasn't for me It wasn't at the right time It was a show though But you still love Alicia And there's still a lot of love there

And you think that's gonna be waif I think so yeah I think if I really one or two I was talking about I said this shit I was talking about yesterday I could really like start fucking holes If I want I don't

I don't But if you did one If I did right now and just I could have a perfect life Would you just Alicia? Yeah. Is there any fear that Alicia might meet somebody?

Yeah, that's the fear, dude. I feel bad for that nigga. Wait, why, why? Because he's fucked. Because he's not, because that guy's not you. Yeah, he's. Yeah. He don't really have, he don't have a shot.

Wow. What I'm saying? Like, she's like, that's, that's like my person. Right. You feel? Yeah, I do. But there's always a concern, but you don't have it, but. No, I mean, I caught total time.

Like, go do your thing. Please. I don't want you just being that way, no, me and shit. Yeah. You feel what I'm saying? But also it's like, I will feel bad for that. Like, Larissa, you would feel bad for him. Because he wouldn't be...

Because she wouldn't have her whole heart in it. Yeah. That's what you're saying. Got it. And then if that, hypothetically, hopefully it doesn't happen. But if it did, would you be like, yo, don't make that bad decision. Like, let's make this happen, you and I. She gets engaged.

You stepping in before that and being like, yo. If she's happy, I wanted to be happy. Wow, that's a good for you. I wanted to be, I wanted to be as happy as possible. And I just know right now, I can't, I'm just outside. You know what I'm just. You feel me? But I do love that girl.

Yeah. Yeah, for sure. What about Latinas? Yeah. Into it. Hey, hey, brother. Who's showing you the most love? Oh, black girl.

100%. And white women love me, though. Really? White women love me, though. Yeah. Yeah, white women scare me, though, dog. Why? Because they're white women.

They're dangerous. Yes, yes, yes. Boy, there? My woman was scary. Yeah. It's like a thing that happens. What happens? What happens?

What happens? We know. yeah we know we've all heard that patrice joke at the very least yeah yeah yeah why did you hurt me why did you do that to me yeah yeah yeah yeah but you in austin you don't have that many options out there i would imagine isn't it just all white there's a lot of mexicans out there a lot of latinos i was a lot of black people in austin all right outside of austin but not really like what's the area uh round rock i think round rock okay well but like when uh i'm going on weekends like on history. He's black people by the side of like, you know, it's like, you know, it's like,

it's not Houston, it's not Dallas. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot more diversity. That's where diversity. Houston's, yeah, diverse. Diversis for, though. I like Houston, man. Houston's great. This is fantastic. Does Houston have, like, is there, is there, I know they have clubs or whatever, but do they have the comedy scene that would rival any other place? Or is it mostly just kind of. Houston got good comments, though. Yeah. Houston has very good competition. Yeah, but it's not, the scene is not the Austin. The scene is awesome. You got to come to awesome for the scene. But also, like, you know, you know, big is made it. I He's like Alice Sadee from

Ali, yeah 100% I got a shot that nigga in my house Yeah, he's a legend Oh my God, I love Ashley's awesome He was on there He fucking He was phenomenal

Great storyteller That's another person If you went into stories He just holds attention, bro Yeah It's a different level of like He's amazing Yeah

And it's cool to see him getting A lot of respect You know so long Yeah You feel what I'm saying Yeah That's why I love I love stand up bro

as long as you keep going nigger yeah you know it's going to happen yeah yeah if you got it if you have you you got it

you know what I'm saying you keep going dog or you just don't have to drive for it some nigga just don't want to you feel what I mean yeah they want to

they want to say that they're a comedian but they don't want to do to work there's a lot of that so what's the plan to lock something down before you leave New York

the cracks will sit yeah it's going what do you have game no I don't like how do you solicit a woman. I go, bitch, look at me. Oh, yeah, you're super charismatic

off jump, but then how do you close? I'm not a good close. I can see because you're just a lot of energy. I'm just a, I'm a ball leniency. If she fought with it, she's doing and she don't, I'm sure. I'm not really good at, do they throw themselves at you? Do they have to make the first move or will you make the first move? Women made the first move. I'm better women make the first move

because I can kind of me go. I might come off too aggressive. I'm excited. I'm an excitable. I'm an excitable guy. be misread. Yeah. And that's like, well, especially around white women.

Yeah, they're not going to be super comfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My game pretty ass. So then with white girls, are you like, you make sure they really make the first move?

They have to. They 100% have to. Oh, yeah, I don't even. Really? Yeah, but you got to, but you, but you, why a white man's got to leave me dead on my face and go,

I want to suck your dick. And I go, oh, sorry. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but they got a lot,

they really got a lot, make the move. Yeah. So do. yeah you need verbal you need like a written confirmation of that yes yeah are you good on dms no not even a bitch got a really like shoot at me first dog you ever send dick pick no no respect you do any of that uh shannon sharp race play shit no how much you think she got in that settlement i think five yeah that's what she's trying to get i mean she asked for 50 and then they settled and then she

immediately posted that she was retired from only fans wow bag secured how much was she making on only fans before because there's a possibility you do that too safe face if you didn't get much money uh to be like oh i got the bag now because if she's making like 4 000 a month then you could just be like this ain't even real money but she's probably going to make crazy money now that she's so famous well that's the tricky thing like don't you think i i didn't know who she was in the second she's you know i kind of forgot about it until this moment yeah so it's like That's a problem with them settlements. It's a reminder.

Oh, that bitch did do that. I can't even pizza her face in my mind right now. I can picture it. Can you picture other parts of her at all? Nope. Nope. On the face. Just on the face?

Just the face. You pulling her up? She's not even that bad neither, though. I know. That's crazy. That's what really fucked me up. She looked like a little boy. She looks like a little boy.

Come on. I'm really got any tinnies. Damn. They really picked a picture of him that is not, like, it's just not a good side-by-side. Niggas smile like that? Yeah, it's just not. It's just saying you what they were doing with that.

You know what I mean? Have you done his show? No. No, I would have done it. For sure, Guy, will he? I still love the video of him on live. Oh, that's my Michelle. That's my Michelle.

Hey, that's my Michelle. I don't know if he has enough drama to go on shit. Yeah, that's good. Thank God. Stay out of the drama, man. Try to. I try my hardest, but I just, yeah, my life is just to stand up in this movie right now, which I love. I'm telling you all, but I really like, even being on here with y'all and shit, I'm going to see y'all my whole, you know, you're a hometown hero nigga.

And then watch y'all, it's out before I started stand up. Oh, that's like. So it's like a real, like, this. It's super dope how far I've gotten and I really like, I really am thankful. Yeah. To be in the spaces I'm allowed to be in. Because sometimes it don't feel real.

Yeah. Of course. Yeah. Like, even just, even this shit, it's just, I see how geek that was outside. Like, I'm just. I feel like moments where it's not real. And this took me 16, 17, 18 years, how long has been.

So for you at four years, yeah. I mean, you earned it, but it's like, that's a crazy feeling. It's like a, like, damn, like, what the light? Because you have a dream and you want to chase it. Of course. And then you reach and it's like, oh, shit. That's fine. Like, my dream is coming true.

Like, the shit I prayed about and shit I, like, I thought about in my, at night when I was like, Steve on Cousin and shit and just, like, run around trying to get the shows. Because, like, niggas don't realize, bro, like, when I first started, I was so, my brother told me this shit out of day, man, that made me want to cry. My older brother, I learned that nigga, my whole lot. I told that story about it.

I learned that nigga my whole life. I wanted to be my older brother. I wanted to be him, though. And the other day he told me He was like, you don't even understand Like, you show me how to go out this song Wow Like watching you go out to the stand-up shit, dog

Show me some shit Where it was like He said, I realized He said I realized when I was At one point Every time he would come back home to Orlando He would come to Orlando and shit He would always see me

Before I was 100% We always make sure he saw me and shit like that And he said I realized when I would come home Like I would have to like At it was one point where like I only knew I could see you at an open mic Like if you wasn't

If I wasn't coming to see you do stand up I knew I wouldn't go see you Because you were just working I was just so locked in on Like so locked I would I would do But I worked in the public though I would

I bed and pleading to make me work Let me work overnight So I had time to do So that at night But nigga I would do I would work at public's With time closing So what would the hours be

So when I first got there because I was brand new at Pulles. I worked from like, damn, like the midship, like 5 to 11. Okay. So, that fire to clothes. Can't do any. Open mics. No.

Well, he would cut out on break. What I would do was, I would take a break later to jail, like 8, 9 o'clock, and then I would go do shows, and then I would come back. I'll be in my Pughey's and shit, like, my cackas and shit, dude. That was the first time I ever met camp. Yeah. He's like, he literally ran up and he was like, hey, can I go on right now? And everyone was like, yeah, sure.

And I was like, why? He's like, well, I'm on break. And I was like, oh, that. I go back to work. He's like, no, for real, I'm on break. And did the community appreciate where they're like, okay, he's getting after? Niggas really was like, oh, my mom, I told him, he was like, I asked him, I said, like, he's going to rule with me, he's going to be over where I go.

And when I asked him, I said, did you see this? Like, when you met me, you saw any of this? And he said, to be honest, nigger, no, like, I thought you was just a fast-talking little niggas who was going to stop in a month. Yeah. When you started coming on your lunch breaks, I was like, at least he cares. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like, at least he care about his standard.

Yeah. goes there yeah and so it's uh but to be saying with y'all and to be able to like so wait what happened with the schedule so then you move your schedule to the nights oh yeah then i got is that i got to work in the morning so i went from four in the morning oh shit to two in the afternoon i'll be off taking nap go out to shows wow every day go home sleep until like three then go moved on my cousin my cousin was standing like the i mean the trench is too niggily i ride my bike to work But my niggas hate this shit I get drunk

And I tell the story Like a million times Where I was like You don't get it bro Root I'll ride my fight this shit And we had But the best part about that

That bike ride Going down Through Permo and shit like that Was I passed Three arenas You got three big arenas And all that do We got the

We got the orange The Citibol Which I'll pass first Right Then I passed Then I passed We just got a new soccer Arena

I'll pass that And the very last one I'll pass With the Ann Wicks Yeah I'll pass that Every single Every single time

I would always pass it, I would stop and I would go one day, one day for show, one day for show, one day, every time. And I would tell me, my niggas, my niggas hate hearing that's got, I get drunk, I'm like, y'all don't even get in there. I want to bite the perk for this shit, bro, you know what I'm saying? And it's just, but that was how, like, locked in I was on this shit, you know what I'm saying?

And it's just to be doing it, it just doesn't feel real. Yeah. You feel me? Yeah. Like, it's, but I, even, the shit you posted when you the nigga shit made me cry

with the ur with you taking your pops to her to the garden to the garden then you're mad yeah yeah yeah

you know that wasn't actually my real dad I hired an actor so I'm fucking that shit

I'm like that shit really fuck me I'm like I'm fucking shit I'm like damn that real shit this shit

this is some bullshit I was one of the coolest moments in my whole life no yeah that shit made that shit made

you cry but I relate to what you're saying and the one When you did, the one you did, when you went to, uh, the, the Toronto. Yeah, that was crazy, too. Yeah. Yeah, it's, it's like, uh, it's a huge competitive advantage to be delusional with your dreams.

That'd be. And like, it's cool that your brother said that because I think a lot of people, maybe we take for granted that we can dream crazy shit. And a lot of people don't. And they need to see it happen to believe that it's real. And they almost need to see it happen to someone close to them. Because it's so easy when it happens to someone. to watch it happen, see what happened. And then it becomes attainable.

But yeah, I think that's like my biggest competitive advantage for my whole life. It's just like I would believe 100% that I could eventually do the craziest shit. And when people ask, like, did you believe this was going to happen? And I'm like, yeah. Like, I recognize it's crazy. But there was never a question in my mind. So like seeing the garden or seeing those arenas, like it's such a, it's like a cheat code in a way.

But I want a jelly. I was too much in the common, like, I want a jolly. street because we had an open mic that was right next to that and what's saying like right there yeah and this was like when i was just learning how to do stand up and i was like no this is it i'm i'm gonna do this what i'm gonna do i walk jolly in the street like in the middle the street and i said nigg we're gonna set it out one day yeah i don't i pray to god you alive niggas this is this is gonna happen like for real i and i admit that yeah i got situation where it was like yeah i mean but you got to be delusional you have to you have to

Because we've chosen a delusional career. Yeah, this is insane. I'm going to talk to people and be funny. Yeah. That's fucking psychopathic. Yeah. That's psychopathic in its own right. Yeah.

So you already got to be a little crazy. Everybody's already a little delusional to try to do it. Yeah. So your only way to get some sort of advantage is to be the most delusional. Yeah. I'm going to just be, I'm going to out delusion you. Yeah. And I think there's a lot of people like, I didn't even know this is going to happen.

I don't fucking believe you for a second. I don't like, there's something like, if you can't believe this happens, like, you fucking. knew it. We all fucking knew it, and we were delusional, and we chased after it every single day relentlessly. You got to be delusional. You was a bench player on JV, and you think you're nice at basketball. That is a delusion, right? We're a delusion, and I'm going to kick your life. I don't think you understand. Like, I'm, I'm like a, I'm a, I was a big playing on JV, yes, but I'm a really good basketball player. I'll just freeze up. I'm, I will freeze in clutch

moments. Yeah, yeah. And the game is, I'm freezing, though. Yeah. You couldn't even foul guy with four seconds. I can do that. Nick, I push the shit out that, nigga. The rest is ready to go home. They do want to do that since I do. Yeah. They got dinner. They went back with their families. They were going to over time for a bunch of kids. Like, it was tired. He's tired this shit, nigga. Not to mention every big moment

you've had is cool because your family's there. Like, your mom is so proud. Oh, my God. Every time I've ever seen seen Cam do it, like, he's about it before on MSG. He's going up at the cell or whatever. All of a sudden, I just see his mom sit in the back. Just so excited. Yeah. My dad go everywhere. But my mom, because she didn't believe, she thought it was crazy.

But, like, it's the funniest shit. She was on the movie set the other day, and she was talking to the people. And they was like, did you see this? Like, he's being, did you see this from your son? My mom, I swear to God, she just goes, no, I thought he was going to be a PE teacher. I was cool with that. I was cool with him being a PE. I just wanted him to be.

She always, like, I knew he couldn't work like a regular job because he was energetic. He just, just excitable. and I knew he couldn't be in like a like a like a cubicle so if he could just have some where he can just have a lot of space and just move around get energy that's what I think would be great for him yeah and she was like but this is man my mom she told me she told me she told me she was so giddy like yeah she'd be like son I'm so proud my mom talk like a white lady like a real yeah yeah like my mom talk like a

like I put on the phone right now she sound like a real white lady yeah and she was just like son I'm just so her being that she was just so proud to be like Because she didn't see none of it Of course, yeah My dad It's also delusional Yeah But also he's like delus in a way

Like he's a fucking psychopath My dad is He was like I tell the story a lot On pause and shit But it's like a situation Where when I first started doing stand My mama kicked me out

Because she was just nervous I wasn't doing shit You kicked you out You said Of the house But it was it was I was 22 But I was 22 You were an adult living at home

I was an adult living at home And I looked at my mom My mom in my face I'm gonna do stand-up comedy And I've only done it one time when I was 19, and I've never done it since. Now, you're 22, your starting stand-up. Does that interfere with you playing JV basketball? That was probably the hardest part.

How long got to practice? I just graduated high school. Come on, please. Give me some time. But she, uh... So I looked at her, I felt like, I want to do stand-up, and she was like, that's insane. Yeah. Like, are you fucking, are you crazy?

And then, so she was like, well, you got to... I'm not going to just let you live off me while you try to chase this insane dream. and so she sent him in my dad house I was at my dad crib for a minute I was steaming with my dad couch and then she called him and she was like she was just nervous

she was just scared yeah she was like I don't I don't know what he wants to do with life I'm I don't know I'm just very nervous for what's going on and he said he wants to stand up I just don't think that's a good idea

and just please my parents don't get alone but she was like please can it she's on speaker I heard the whole thing it's like if you if you can just please

talk him out of it if you can talk him out of it Please do that. And my dad said, I don't worry about to see. I talked to him. I hung up the phone and looked at me

dead in my eyes like, if you want to do this shit, go all that. Yeah. And I'm here for you. Whatever you need, I'm here.

I remember when I first went in the middle of me. Yeah. Remember, she didn't believe in you, but I do. No, okay, so the funny is shit.

So my first time going out home doing a land of improv, right? I sold it out. And then my mom walks right by my dad. She didn't say hi and she was like,

she walked right by him. My dad looked at me and go, this all this shit cause of me all this shit cause of I'm even gonna thank you or nothing

all this shit cause of me I mean this shit he was I did the shit no what this that is he gonna say thank you

or nothing shout out dads y'all oh my god oh that's a gravel I did that shit all this shit me

my dad but my dad my dad the funny thing we'll go to shows and stuff It'll see, like, my name of, like, a Marquis or something. Because, like, he lived the dream.

He lived the dream with me, so he's, like, I'm telling him all the... He learned a lot about standing up because of me. Like, my dad thinks, my dad thinks, well, Kittoni is huge, but he don't... If you haven't been on Kettoni, he don't know who you are. Right. He's like, that is the only thing that exists in Santa. That's all it is. That's actually awesome.

Yeah, he has no idea, because he's sick... My dad, honestly. You feel me? Yeah, so, we... But he, I told him all the story about the comedy store and all about the selling you know, my first time been on Marquette the comedy. He walked up and he's seen it He said, man, that's shit

That's my boy out there We said, that's amazing Plus, you know what's better That shit, say Patterson That's me That's me That's me That's me

Oh, your dad is hilarious You gotta do a show once And just put Cam Yeah Just let him walk up But he, my dad, but he's so, like, he's super-invent, like, he's in, he just, come in when I when I crash my car, bro, I was like, yo, pops, like, I ain't got no car. Like, I don't know how I get, I was just doing the mics every night.

Yeah. I don't know how I'm getting these mics, pops. And he was like, nigga, we got a car. Yeah. I got a car to me, you got a car. Yeah. Like, we're good. Nick, we ran that car to the ground.

I wasn't good a drive, and then my uncle, my uncle was a crack, and he stole it. How are you around so much crack, yo? Oh, it's insane. I know, Anna, it's such a crap problem. This is where we grew up, but this is what we went so. This is like, the fact that we're even here is just crazy. It's that man, it's mind-boggling, dog. Oh, my goodness.

He passed with him to all right, Piano could hurt, but he got hit by car. Oh, no. But he stole your car. Yeah. Or your dad's car. My dad car. So you guys get the car back and you're still able

to do the mics and everything like that. No, no, that's gone. That's gone. Jesus Christ. That car was out of it. What? He sold it for Crack?

Yeah. You know, Cracken don't really sell cars for crack. It's kind of situation where they like, it's like a rental. Like, you can hold this car for like a couple hours

if you give me this rock. Mm. But then the car go missing. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So, but he was,

it was funny too because his, he was so, like, fucked up on crap, though. My dad, my dad called my dad's a very trusting and like he just he's a loyal god to his core this whole this whole situation yeah so he was so he my uncle heard called me and my dad sent right by me

he got my dad number come but the call was at the shop getting worked on my uncle her worked at the shop you know what I'm saying so he was my mom he called me and said hey give dad the phone man I got some bad news and I said but you got it he said man give him the phone so I give him I give him a dad the phone my dad go what huh what you mean your herb what are you talking about what you mean the car gone he said they put them off speaker and they heard him went yeah nigga it's gone where they go hmm it's gone yeah my merch was in the back of it all type of shit your merch was in the back yeah i just started making merch yeah yeah so those blue leg cam shirts might be legit they might be real

Yeah, can I'm so funny With a microphone that was green My dad, man, he was so proud of it Hell yeah Yeah That's how we knew who got the car Because the car was gone But we kind of tracked it to this

This house And then my cousin looked over the fence And my merch was in the Over the fence No way But the car was nowhere to be fine Did you go and talk to the family? You don't know

Now where was that? What's very funny about this is The people that stole your car Resold it but they kept that merch Like that And they hung it up in the high school Right away for the good

Camp Patterson man Thank you so much for coming bro You're awesome dude We wish you much success And do we even know a time For release for this movie Or it's too early to even think about that Too early but I think like

Ron this same time next year Next year And you have tour dates on your website or anything On my website you find me Camsofoney.com Go check them out And then you're on tour by yourself. You also guys do The Killers a Kill Tony, which is a fucking fantastic idea, by the way.

That's all Tony, though. It's his brain shot. That's a great idea because you guys get to go on the road, get to do these amazing venues. But also, you only have to do 15, 20 minutes. So that those people that see you go, oh, my God, this guy's hilarious. I want to see him the next time I come back. It's like you get to double dip on Harkets. It's such a great idea.

A real blessing. The tone, that's all Tony. Shout out Tony, man. Really shout out Tony, man. Anyway, dude, I'm so glad you came, brother. Thank you so much, man. Appreciate you. I love, bless you.

Can't Madison. Love, brother.