Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Kamala’s Slave-Owning Roots Are Good... For Biden | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss the verbal attacks directed at Kamala Harris, Akon building Wakanda and saying black Americans need to 'let it go' discussing slavery, Cardi B joing OnlyFans, Nick Cannon suing Viacom, the best dressed comedians and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Yo, what's up Patreon? How y'all doingall doing family hope everybody's doing well let's get right into it um because we got a spicy take man listen i i got i got a very spicy take okay because i don't know if y'all know this everybody listening at home but they've already tried to position kamala harris as the one thing that you thought they could never position her as?

Boy. Racist, right? You know what I mean? Like that is usually the liberal tactic, right? That's the left-wing tactic. You find a way to tie them to slavery. Remember when Ben Affleck found out that his great-great-grandparents

used to own slaves or some shit, right? Al, how do you feel about that? I mean, whatever. That's the past. You know what I mean? Funny if it was like, he was the worst Batman, I'll say that. He's not taking it out on him. He actually was, though. He's the past. You know what's funny? He was like, he was the worst Batman. I'll say that.

He started taking it out on him. He actually was, though. He started taking it out on him. Fuck the town. I was going to slow down. Slow down. Slow down. You know what the illest part

of that movie, real quick, is when Badass Flag goes to Jeremy Renner and he's like, yo, we got to do some shit. We're going to hurt some people. It's going to be illegal and that's all you can know.

You can't ask me another question. We're taking your cars or mine? Whose car are we taking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the illest shit ever. I did that to be illegal. And that's all you can know. You can't ask me another question. We're taking your cars or mine. Whose car are we taking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the illest shit ever. I did that for an episode of Guy Code. Did you really? I did it.

It was like about friendship. And I was like, this movie encapsulates friendship right there. Trying to be fucking poor. They're both poor. But they got cars. Your car or my car. Fuck out of here. A lot of bank robbers.

Anyway, so basically, they were there like, there's no way we got this black chick. Are they going to find a way to make her racist? Right. How could you make the black woman racist? Right. Right. You could say she's a cop. That's what they've been saying about her.

But you can't make her racist. Right. No way. Impossible. Impossible to make her racist. Okay. Well, Dinesh D'Souza. What is it?

D'Souza. Dinesh D'Souza. Yeah. Who Akash has coined as the Indian Candace Owens. Yeah. Okay. Word. Yeah.

So we have to clarify it. He had a fire argument, right? He traced the lineage of Kamala's family, her heritage. So she's both Jamaican and Indian. Yes. Okay. He traced the Jamaican legacy, obviously back to Jamaica, but specifically

she's a descendant of this dude named Hamilton Brown, who was the largest slave owner in all of Jamaica. Ooh! Apparently has a town named after him in Jamaica. Oh, shit! Wow. He got a statue? Better take that bitch down. Let's do it!

I'm just saying, this is very interesting. And then, wait a minute, it doesn't stop there. I saw another thing.'m just saying this is very interesting and then wait a minute it doesn't stop there i saw another thing i saw another thing real quick and then her mother's side they're brahmins oh yeah brahmin is the highest cast highest cast and for thousands of years akash they um exploited millions of low-caste untouchables did they not they did my dad literally said to my girl yesterday one of the main reasons her religion formed sikhi is because brahmins were just fucking up they were just really taking advantage of the sikhi people the punjabis need to protect and they're they're about equality so

they were like yo we're not doing this we're not doing that punjabi are the ones that were exploiting that's their people that's that's on both sides this is this bitch double slavery and here's my take this bitch is double slavery but here's my take double o slavery this is but here's my take trump thinks that this isn't gonna work for his audience i think this is gonna steal the votes i think trump's's people are gonna be like, yeah, you talk about it. This bitch bees about it, bro. You ain't own no people. You'll claim you're gonna lock up black people.

We got the most locking up black people ass bitch ever. You say you're gonna lock up black people. She ain't never freed them. They always been locked up with her.

This is how they can steal the vote. Yo, real talk. Her grandfather is one of the most like old form of slavery one of the biggest slave owners back then and modern slavery is what the prison system who locked up more people

than anybody who's the biggest modern slave plantation owner that's right 13 in politics right now 13 thank you Anna DuVernay that's right DuNervey D'Souza all sound like dishes 13th. Thank you, Anna Duvernay. That's right. Dunervay. Dunervay. D'Souza.

D'Nuzi. All sound like dishes at fucking Kamala's house. Real talk. So this is crazy. Kamala, descendant of one exploitive class, another exploitive, like two basic, would it be slavery? I don't know enough Indian history to call it that. It ain't not slavery.

It ain't not. Yep. It ain't not slavery. So the direct descendant of two slave owners, if you will, finds her way into the closest thing that exists

to slavery in America and excels the top of her class. She's the Hamilton Brown of modern US politics. Whoa! I'm just saying, Biden knows how to pick them. Not as good

as the people that Kamala's family enslaved. How often do you think Biden just wakes up out of one of his Alzheimer's stints and then he just looks at Kamala and he's like, I think we'll just take some sandwiches. We're a little bit hungry. Oh, my God. Bro, it is crazy.

Like you got to on some serious shit. You have to give it up for the lengths that these psychos will go to cancel you. Dog, they're nice at this marketing shit. It is pretty good. It's good. And he said some shit early on in the video that I laughed at when he was like, she's supposedly African-American, which sounds so crazy. But then he talks about how you tie the African-American identity to slavery. Not only is she not african-american

she's jamaican she's not african-american she's jamaican descent so she's not african-american so he just he disproves it there and then he says she's not even tied to slavery she's tied to slave ownership her easiest comeback would just be like my great great grandmother got got rape that works for both cultures no but you could just say that go on what did you just say that the grandmother got raped by the slave for both cultures. No, but she could just say that. Go on. She could just say that the grandmother got raped by the slave owner. That's the tie to the lineage.

And boom, that's her comeback right there. No. No, no, no. The father's side, Hamilton Brown, was a black dude. Yeah, but I'm talking about. Right? I think. Can we look that up?

I don't think it was like. And then the mother's side. Oh, it wasn't white slave owner? No, I don't think so. Jamaican slave owner. Slavery. Yeah. It was a plantation in Jamaica, I guess. I don't think it was like. And then the mother's side. Oh, it wasn't white slave owner? No, I don't think so. Jamaican slave owner. Slavery. Yeah. It was a plantation in Jamaica, I guess. I didn't know that.

Yeah. We should probably look this up a little bit. We should look all this shit up. Mark, please fact check this. But this is a very actually important distinction because this could open up the can of worms that is, uh-oh, everybody's on slaves? could open up the can of worms that is, uh-oh, everybody's on slaves?

And it is an important thing to talk about because when that happens, you start tearing apart past. You stop tearing apart fucking Ben Affleck because great-great-great-grandparents on somebody's side had slaves. You stop tearing apart, what was that actor that ended up having his wedding at a plantation?

Oh, what's his, Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds, like- Handsome son of a bitch. Oh, what's his? Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. Handsome son of a bitch. That motherfucker handsome, bro. Motherfucker handsome. He's that dude. Yeah, he is that dude. But real talk.

Oh, no, I'm thinking about the other one. No, no, no. Whoever. They're both handsome then. I don't know who you're thinking about, but Ryan Reynolds. Who's the other Ryan Reynolds? Who's the other Ryan Reynolds? That's mad, Ryan Reynolds.

No, there's Ryan Reynolds, and then there's the other ryan reynolds ryan gosling ryan gosling oh yeah yeah that ryan reynolds i like better ryan ryan reynolds gosling yeah is fine and he's kind of badass he kind of badass but ryan reynolds is no he's not fine you just like him cause he's funny you like personality no you like personality you want a motherfucking funny you want someone to like crack jokes around you make me laugh

that's what you want i just want a quiet fine dude i want a quiet fine dude can we take it to the jury what you guys think who cuter

gosling i see both of them as ryan reynolds in my brain so i don't know which one is which ryan gosling the notebook guy he gets it that's Ryan Gosling. The notebook guy. He gets it.

That's Gosling. Why he gets it? Because he made me cry. That's emotions. I'm saying. Y'all going off emotions like bitches. Y'all, you want some goofy clown by you all the time. I'm not.

I'm not. No, we want a stoic. I want some eye. I want James Bond. I want eye candy. James Bond. I want meat. Shaken, not stirred.

That's what I want. I'll stir Ryan Reynolds out this week. I don't want someone to drink something goofy. That's what I want. I'll stir Ryan Reynolds out this week. I don't want someone to drink something goofy. That's what Ryan Reynolds is going to do. You can't get past Van Wilder. Say what? Van Wilder was legit. I think Ryan Reynolds got it, bro.

Now, get out of here. Thank you, yo. Objectively. Y'all out of your mind. Y'all out of your mind. His most successful role, he wore a mask the entire time. You keep talking about not looks. And it burns all over his face.

You keep talking about not looks. That's his most successful role. That's his most successful role. that's his most successful role that's his most successful role that's the most successful role like it's his most successful role he's a burn victim and then he has a mask over it i'm fucking dudes no no i need success bro you ain't gonna get this ass you know what i'm saying you ain't gonna get this ass if you broke what's the wap hey you know what i got some wet ass pancreas you're not gonna get up you're not gonna get up in that wet ass pancreas I got that wet ass prostate Time to get checked

Speaking of white dudes Hamilton Brown was an Irish guy Black Irish What the fuck Nah he was white Forget everything we just said Dinesh D'Souza is a sellout He's an untouchable Nah he was right Yeah Yo forget everything We just said Exactly That's what I'm saying Dinesh D'Souza

Is a sellout He's an untouchable We want nothing to do with him Yo here's what I will say though I thought it was good marketing Damn I thought that was a fire line bro The whole time I'm thinking I'm like alright

Did he fucking Are you sure you're not Looking up a different Hamilton Brown bro You not think about The guy Hamilton Alexander That they made the play about

There's Alexander Hamilton There's a rapper named Hamilton, I think, in Brooklyn. Yeah, not. Did you just start to- That sucks. I still listen to this out there. How many colors you got that shirt in, bro? I hate this fucking song.

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answer or do you want like the funny answer for the podcast? Funny answer for the pod. Funny answer for the pod is no, I don't like that shirt. Okay, honest answer. Honest answer is- No, I don't like that shirt. No, no. It's really bad, bro.

The other one was sexy, bro. You had the colors popping. You look like you're wearing a fat bitch's panties. I fucking hate it. I hate it, yo. Bro, it's a tricky shirt. It's a tricky shirt. It's tricky.

I don't know what's going on just yet. You mean tricky like it looks like a magic eye painting? It looks like you could look at it real close. And then if you pulled away, you might be able to see something. Fire. That's fire. I don't think so. Yeah, that's fire.

This guy dressed like Waldo telling me about my shirt. Fuck off. I do look like Waldo. this guy dressed like waldo telling me about my shirt fuck i and then you got this guy fucking galoshes on his feet you guys don't talk to me about my fucking shirt what the fuck it oh fuck. Just let him get all this shit out. I saw he had a little rhythm going. I was like, all right, let him start to smoke. Let him start to go.

Keep going, man. I'm getting scared, bro. Go around the room, get everybody a shot because it's click, click, click,

click. We spin it. Keep going, man. You killed the momentum right there. I didn't kill no fucking momentum bro we got this back come on we're gonna talk about we're gonna get there with your shirt we're gonna get it all back on the shirt i'm just trying to figure out what your shirt is meant to be what is it meant to be what was the attempt

you don't even know son it's a shirt thanks Thanks, Al. It's a fly fire ass shirt. Did they come in a pack? Was there like a starter HIV pack or something? What did they come in? Like, how did you get the shirts? Because I know you bought them together. You didn't buy one and then the other one. Nah.

Well, actually, my shorty ordered it. So I don't know where she got it from. I don't know where she got it from. Did she think it was leggings? That was all right. She ordered them for you? Yeah. So I don't know where she got it together or not.

But they're dope. It's a dope shirt. Okay. All right. We'll get off the shirt. Yeah, that's it. We'll get off the shirt. Alex has skated away free.

Y'all got nothing for it. Because it's that fly. That's why. It's not that fly. And I hate how many buttons you've unbuttoned. I hate. That's the thing I don't like. I'm going to slowly just take more and more.

I'll tell you the best part, bro, is that Al dresses for the pod only waist up. Oh, yeah. Oh, absolutely. Oh, yeah. He's wearing mismatched socks. He's got basketball shorts. Like some gross-ass athletic shorts. Don't make me stand up.

Don't make me stand up. Don't make me stand up. Stand up and show him the whole fit, bro. Stand up and show him the whole fit. Now I'm about to kill you. Look at this. Bro. Look at that. What's that?

A little small access. I don't say go, go. I'm killing out here. All right, sit down, bro. I can't take this anymore. I am a hater. I am a hater. I'm a hater on that. Anyway, where were we?

What were we talking about? Kamala? I got nothing. Yeah, we're talking about Kamala. She's a fucking stupid-ass shirt. Okay, that's Tony Montana. Look like Tony North Dakota out this bitch. All right, that was decent.

That was decent. That's funny when somebody says, that's decent, instead of laughing. All right, I'm getting too confident right now. Now we got to knock it down. We got to take this down. I really need to take in what this shirt is. I need to take in what this shirt is. I need to laser beam into what this shirt is.

And I need to find a different way. There's a lot of different patches there. There's a lot. What, what, what? What, Mark? Your analysis of this is just. It's a lot of different patches. There's a lot what what what what mark your analysis of this is it's a lot of different patches there's a lot of different it's what it's breathtaking yo everybody's hanging up on me now this wasn't the point of this activity was to make fun of al's shirt why did switch all of a sudden all right seriously come on let's talk about something else

so we done with the kamala situation no i think i'm coming back to your shirt in a little bit we're gonna get back to that i think it's fucked up like sure maybe she's not the descendant of slave owners directly but her ancestors were rapists which is also fucked up oh shit do you need to be responsible for your rapist ancestors? If you're the descendant of a rapist, yo, this is an interesting point. I mean,

obviously not, but yes, but if you're the descendant of slave owners, right? If you're the descendant of rapists, what's the deal? Are you responsible for that? But she's also the descendant of rapies.

Yo, your shirt got rabies. I know. Different fucking animals animals there we go that was good we're coming back baby we're fucking coming back alright let's go

she gotta take credit for both the raper and the person who got raped ah so they cancel each other out

yeah it's like negative numbers boom got you okay and then she got slavery on both sides so both of those

cancel each other out she's the fucking Martin Luther King. On the Indian side, trust me, that wasn't no slave. Yo, did that shirt come with a bowl to put in your underwear? Now we're going, baby. I should have worn the whole outfit. Now we're going.

Now we're going. There's some gold coils to wrap around your fucking neck to push your shoulder blades. Dude, I need to know what else came with that shirt, for real. It's just a shirt, brother. A three-year-old without a hand? No, it wasn't that good. There's some blood diamond in that shirt, bro. I got you swerking right now.

He's just like, I'm trying to understand what you're referring to and i don't want to admit i don't get the reference so i'm like yo what the fuck is he talking if he didn't say blood dime i was gonna be like when you say blood dime i say you know the tribal chicks that got the fucking goal in their under lip it's like maybe i do you don't know i want to pretend i do for but the other thought i had was it ain't worth taking no risks, fashionably, on this podcast. It ain't worth it. Sometimes you should say.

Nah, you got to go for it, bro. Nah, go for it. Yeah, look at me. I'm out here, bro. You see? This is me. I'm out here. I got literally trying to blend in.

He trying to... I got so scared I can't rip. He's camouflaged. Sing back into this bitch like Homer oh fuck oh god okay let's go yo this is what I was

gonna say about Kamala though man shut the fuck up you ain't got time for your fucking opinions I felt it when I said it about politics I felt it when I said it we just call her dad black

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