Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Kanye Eats 🅿️AWG

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

6:00 - Shauna Rae is 22 but looks young 21:00 - Rogan controversy 51:00 - Kanye, Kim and Pete Davidson 1:01:00 - Euphoria 1:19:00 - Jordan Peterson and H3h3 1:27:20 - Prince Andrew lost all his titles Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia

I was walking my dog in the snow yesterday. He pulled me. I slipped and fell on my ass. And I almost called y'all and moved us to Miami again in that moment, bro. It's going to happen like that. I would have been so happy, dog. He just pulled real quick, and I was on a metal grate that was a little bit slanted. And he pulled, and I was like, hold on now.

And I just slipped. I landed on my hip, and I was like, we're moving to Miami. I would have been so happy. You actually hit the ground. Yeah. I hit the dog. I'll tell you what. My dog's big, bro.

That's a strong dog, bro. She was supposed to be 15, 20 pounds. These fucking Amish people lie. It ain't that big, bro. Oh, you bought her from a Dutch. I bought her from a Dutch, and they don't got no fucking scales to weigh them. Son. The scales is electric, bro. That's the problem.

They was just guessing. They was just holding butter churns, and the dog, yeah, I think it's about 15, 20 maybe. She's going to be one-tenth of a stone. Yeah. What's up? You don't know because you gave away your dogs too early to walk them. I had a small, cute dog that stayed small. Oh, yeah.

My dog was supposed to stay small too, man. How is that too much trouble? You have to walk them like four or five times a day. It's a cocker spaniel. They need to get all the energy out or they tear up your house. Why would you get a cocker spaniel? I mean, it was cute. That's a cat, bro.

You don't have to walk them that much. Yes do just don't feed him bro if you don't it's fucked up why did you feed your dog so much that's why your dog got so big i did because i want a little bitch-ass dog and then i got a big dog and i realized them little bitch-ass ones is a lot more he would have fell yeah yeah yeah he said he was dragging me down the goddamn street i i get like mary popins. My dog come back. That's it. That's all I got to do. And then just yanks, right?

Yeah, not my dog. My dog takes me. Yeah, it's not good. All right, shall we start the podcast, my boys? Yes. Okay, what's up, everybody? Oh, don't do this, Mark. What?

I'm just putting it up there just in case. Don't do this, Mark. Don't do this. Just in case. Cutie. Jesus Christ. I mean, actually, yeah. mean actually yeah all right all right we're gonna we're gonna start the podcast we gotta start the podcast with the craziest story

i've ever heard there is a how old is this? He was running on beat. Something in a trap. What is it? What? B's in a trap. No, bro. What is it? Something on a beat. Oh, you're pushing P. Murder on a beat. B's on a trap.

You're pushing P right now. Bro, I'm pushing P, bro. Oh, that's the thing. Can we start the podcast with that? Why'd you have to wait? No, no. Can we start the podcast? I told you.

I told you. No, because here's the thing. Andrew's P. This was going to start to happen. happen they're gonna act like i didn't put them on to pee and and now here's some real shit here's some real shit you're gonna act like i didn't put y'all on to pee i hit the group chat right yeah and i whatall I said what is P what does the P emoji mean because I couldn't find the P emoji I couldn't find it I couldn't find it

he had to find it he's like yo what does this emoji mean and where do I find it first of all first of all using emoji is not P you not P

Chifty you not P Chifty had to send a screen record he did send a screen record that shit was mad helpful because your boy was I just put the letter P into the emoji thing

and no blue P's came up it didn't work so i took the the the jew square and i put the jew square and the p next to it that was close right and i thought that that was pretty good right that was the first blue square i've ever posted got your back and then and then finally shift he told me how to get that p but i've been pushing p from the jump i don't know about emojis i I ain't no dork. I'm not here pushing P, bro. You not P. That's something. You not. Yo, you B, dog. Yeah, you might be B. You mad B, dog. I'm B. You mad B. You don't even know what that means.

I don't. This guy's washed. Yo, Shifty, what's B? What corner should it be? You're bad, bro. Come on, son. That shit sounds corny. Why you trying to match your fucking sneakers to your shirt? Who do you think you are?

I see you from off the fence. I see you. I see you from off the fence. I even wore the long pants so y'all can't hate in the comments. Wait, can you explain what pee means? Those are the long pants. Man, fuck you, Akash. those are the long pants man fuck you all your pants long

i know that's what i'm saying i'll be shopping in the kids section then she's go uh down to my ankle look uh what does p mean p is player bro that's what it's about if you're a player or not you don't gotta explain nothing to this man he only get he banged i gotta explain a motherfucker just like betty white come on r.i.p two episodes in a row and no one talked about it what why you wore the beanie back to back fucking welcome to zoom he's looking at us You gonna let him talk about your product? You gonna let him talk about your product? You know what I mean? Fuck what? Forced right now, son.

Come on. That was weak. That was weak. I need a cut. That was not P. That was not P right there. But I will say this. I was making sure the product tag is facing the camera.

The product tag could be facing any direction. But that product tag is facing right into that super wide. Hit that super wide out. The same way that the AP is on that left side. Listen, you always got to keep the watch on the left. Who puts the watch on the right? That's P. You know what I mean?

Not AP, it's Patek. But no big deal. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. No big deal. Oh, that's double P. It's the A. That's PP.

That's PP. That is PP. And I paid with it with a PPP. It's man P. IRS, fuck you. Okay, IRS is not P.

That's some shit that's real. IRS is not P. Okay, can we talk about this girl right here who's pre? Can we talk about

this pre right here? This is the craziest story. I don't know who sent this to the group. Was it you? I would never. Al sent this to the group which is very concerning.

Basically, there's a girl she's a whole 30 year old woman all my special people i gotta stand on top of that all my specials i don't think he got an lgbt but we're retards the different type of retard okay so you this girl is in her 30s yeah right she 30s oh i don't know we need to find exactly what she's about to explain about to explain it to us. Ready? Oh, yeah. Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. You would think I'm just a normal little girl doing normal little girl things with my fun,

crazy family. I have no clue what lane you're in. Because you're supposed to sit up. I am sitting up. He's too skinny. He's on the dashboard. But the truth is, I'm not a little girl. What?

I'm a woman. What? A 22-year-old we can't have children at the bar okay pause yeah so basically she had brain cancer when she was young and they had to do chemo in order to get it out and it fucked up her pituitary gland so she didn't really grow but she's smart like an adult yeah right it's legally an adult but looks like an eight-year-old girl yeah okay it kind of similar to the hasbulla thing but i think hasbulla looks more uh midgety she just looks like a girl yeah right like what do you

mean who's hasbulla that's not p bro that who Hezbollah is. He doesn't know what's happening. You don't know who Hezbollah is? Nah, son. Please don't say Hezbollah. Hezbollah. What? Wait, which one are y'all talking about? What about the good group?

Yeah, the group doing all the good and good work. I thought that was what I was talking about. For real. This Hezbollah is that guy, he's related to Khabib. Okay, okay, okay. And he's like a midget, but he looks like he's really young. Does he actually relate to him, or does he just have the same last name? I think it's Hezbollah Nurmagomedov.

Or is that just a popular last name? Come on, dog. I think they got a few last names. Stop it. I don't think it's a common last name. Nurmagomedov? Bro, I've never been to Dagestan. I don't know.

There might be a lot of them with the same last name. It's like Singh. It might I've never been to Dagestan. I don't know. There might be a lot of them with the same last name. It's like Singh. It might be like that. There's a lot of Singhs. Not fucking Venkataramanujan. You know what I mean?

You say it like that shit is normal. Not Nurmagomedov is a normal name over there, bro. There's some long ass South Indian last names. Yes.

I never met somebody that had two of them. Like I never met two people with that last name not related. I have a friend name. You're making our point. No, I had a friend name somebody they had two of them like i never met two people with that last name not related i have a friend name that's you making our point no i had a friend named akshay yeah then kata right he might be a little tardy he might be a little bit on the spectrum okay finally we're back yeah

we're back okay okay but that long ass last, I never met another human being with that name. Okay, so you're saying they are related. I'm saying... Yeah, I'm saying they are related. He's saying it could be a common last name. Okay, anyway, can we get back to... His name's not even the right name. It's Magomedov. Yeah, Magomedov.

Yo, when you fully grow, you get the nerve in front of it. That motherfucker only gets half. You gonna make his little ass pronounce that whole thing that's a good point okay basically he looks like a toddler this other person shirt that's not him stop it y'all are getting too distracted there's people trying to pay attention stop derailing okay so this girl is eight years old okay go back to the girl the girl is eight years old in her body she's 22 years old in real life okay and she said she has a tough time dating. She said it's horribly uncomfortable when she goes on blind dates.

Obviously. That's a fucked up thing to do. Blind dates? Absolutely. If you look like that, you can't meet a grown ass man at a bar. Son. That's super disrespectful. That's on her.

He looks crazy. I mean, she got to give him the heads up. What if she gives him the heads up? That's what I'm saying. A blind date is no heads up no no but like describe what she looks like but you don't i'm saying who is the person that's like oh i got the girl for you what do you think of me yeah you're like hey i got the girl for you this eight-year-old looking ass bitch son everybody who dated ariana grande is the same shit low-key low-key that's that's kind of facts it's a little concerning

ariana grande 12 she do look about 14 she looks on the precipice of puberty okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like with a lot of makeup and that kind of stuff maybe you could look at it and go okay this is an adult this is a child absolutely like anybody go and she says it she's like yo i know the people who are into me because i'm a child yeah but low-key isn't that the cure like not for her not for her but then again maybe it's someone who's yo does she want someone who's into her sexually low-key don't you want somebody who wants you yes it might be true love's kiss is what you're saying what does that mean yeah it's like from disney like you have to get kissed by your true love and her true love is a pedophile and then that's what it'll make her grown up that's what you're saying i know what i'm saying it's the best like it's actually people go oh it's not the best

for her it is the best for her she wants a grown-up that is into the way she looks yeah she'll always look like a kid so if she's into a grown-up that likes the way she looks that's a pedophile even if he says he's not he is you can't like that and not be into kids. She's a child. But a pedophile also wants a kid because of the way they act. She's like vegan for pedophiles. Yeah, but she's going to have to pretend to be a little kid. She's not a beyond teen. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What does she got to pretend to be a little kid? What do you mean pretend? Like she got to- Put on some fucking jellies. She got to like watch cartoons and do stupid kids. You don't think she watches cartoons? No. You think she's at home watching Succession?

She was smoking weed. Sayion? She was smoking weed. Say what? She was smoking weed. Little kids smoke weed too. Go to Thailand, loser. You've never been to Thailand? No. Come on.

It's funny to do bad things. What about that kid? I don't do hood rat things with my friends. That kid was like nine years old smoking cigarettes. Yeah. People smoke cigarettes, bro.

You got to get back in these streets, bro. In these streets of Thailand? Yo, you got to get back in these streets. They smoking fucking cigarettes out here at young ages all i'm trying to say is this girl's fucked she's so fucked bro like literally if you're a dude that's into of age women a normal dude even if you loved her as a friend there's no way you're sexually attracted no chance ever there's no way ever she literally cannot have sex with a person who isn't a pedophile.

Yeah. Because if you're able to have sex with her, you're a pedophile. You could be bi. You could be like pedophile and not. Do you know? You're just into anything. Yes. Yeah.

Are there those people? There's got to be, right? If you could be into guys and girls, can you be into kids and adults? Probably. Guys, Infamous Tour updates. West Coast edition. Oxnard sold out. Sacramento, we got tickets.

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I know it sounds fucked up, but it should, bro. Why can't midgets date her? Damn, Al. There you go. Damn, Al. You're going to have Peter Dinklage with his full-ass beard walking around with his daughter and then making out with her? Yeah, but that's a best-case-sc case scenario midget because she don't look midgetish

that might be a good point if you have a dwarf person making out with her you'd be lightly like she don't got the weird chicken arms and shit like that like you didn't even have to say weird the weird is the most offensive part. I mean, the beautiful. She all got the beautiful cut. We know what you're saying, and it's so accurate that it's hard to deny. That's what I'm saying. Okay, yes. The weird part is what I'll stand against, all right? You can't say weird.

But why is it? What is weird? What is weird? What is weird? Weird is just not normal. Yeah. Right? And is it normal that you look at someone's arms, you want to dip them in some honey mustard?

Is that weird or is that normal? What if there's a dwarf listening right now? They could be. We love dwarves. I'll let them sit on my lap, listen to the whole episode. Not her. But we can't acknowledge that some shit is weird and some shit isn't. Son, son. What? She is methadone for pedophiles.

Yes. That's what she is. Yes. It's not the exact thing that they want, but it's going to settle the urge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a gateway to you. And then you start and you're like, you know what? I like her mentality.

She's a mature woman. Maybe I can go to a grown up version of this. There you go. She is the first step of rehab. Oh, wow. They could start by having sex with her and then realize that they actually enjoy a grown woman. 100%. Ah, she's the gateway drug to not being a pedophile no more.

Exactly. God put her on a planet for a reason. She's step one of rehab. Cough up that coochie, shorty. Save some kids. No, we can save kids this way. 100%. Right?

Yes or no? Well, I don't know. What? I don't know. I think Al had a good point. What's Al's point? I don't know what pedophiles are into. Are they into the body of a kid or are they into the psyche?

Stop acting like you don't know, motherfucker. You're acting like you don't know this motherfucker over here. You know exactly what they was into, bro. You spent some time in that van as a kid. You know what I mean? Looking for your ass around Orlando. Mad fucking

Amber Alert's going out. Now, they want you to act like a child. What's creepier, though? This or a 22-year-old woman that's actually an 8-year-old? You don't think that we...

over the 22-year-old body? I don't know what you just said. I get what you're saying I get what you say. You know that hypothetical where you can have sex with your girlfriend An eight-year-old that has a 22-year-old body? 22-year-old that got an eight-year-old's body. Yeah Anything that looks young You can't do even if they got the brain of a eight-year-old? How much difference? Y'all never slept with one dummy? Y'all never slept with one dummy just saying shit?

You just want to give them a fucking coloring book? You know what I mean? Like, come on. You're 28, but you might as well be a kid. Yeah. How much changes? What other information you got? You can't spell. You know what I mean?

It's not until you're old that you appreciate the fine art that is a woman's brain you know what i mean and y'all are y'all are fucked up y'all supposed to be married men we married men out here we got wives yeah we you know what i'm saying yeah it is what it is we all fake it why she can't fake act like a kid a little bit we've been faking my girl got her fucking uh wisdom teeth taken out i've been faking for a goddamn week how was that you got to take care of her this weekend right man that shit is for the birds bro yo taking care sucks yeah right oh it's rough what do you mean she needed you and you were able to be there for i was actually like taking care yeah you got to you got to be her uh her rock in that time i was i was her rock i did. I did all that shit. I killed that shit, boy.

Yeah, did you? And she started to take advantage a little bit. What do you mean? Once they started to take advantage a little bit. That's how I know he didn't take that great care of me. I know, right? I gave her 24 hours. That's what I'm saying.

I gave her 24. There's a window. It's like after a few days, it's like, yo, you ain't better yet. Yeah, it's like, come on, yo. What are we doing? You got no problem yelling at me. Your mouth don't hurt then. Right? Like, let's go. What better yet. Yeah, it's like, come on, yo. What are we doing? You got no problem yelling to me. Mouth don't hurt then.

Right? Like, let's go. What do we got to do here? Just take some perks. That's it. Yeah. Did they give her the perks or did they give her the vikings? I took all them shits. I was like, we out here.

We're going to have some fun. What do we do with this girl? Got to feed her. Got to feed her. What do you mean? Like, make her grow more? Got to feed her to the molesters. Yo, does she have

a child's metabolism eat whatever the fuck she want to don't gain weight yeah probably most likely most likely just bound to a life

of celibacy is she allowed to get OnlyFans or should that be illegal too ooh that's a good question holy shit you're free for asking

the question but it's a good question holy shit that's a brilliant business plan is it or is it not you're great why do you have the only fans why can't it be feet pics or something and a foot fetish yeah you don't think so no chance dog come on they might they might yeah

i think they could oh my god that's an incredible question she should legally be able to do an only fans but it'd be absolutely terrifying, bro. Yeah. This girl could be a fucking superstar, dog. She could be a billion hair, bro. She might be able to. She got her own show, but she could be bigger. She could put out music.

1-800-CARS-FOR-KIDS. 1-800. Wait, what is that song? Is it 1-800? I've never heard that. 1-800-CARS-FOR-KIDS. Murder on the beat. Murder on the beat, Because it's not nice.

All right. All right. Son, I know all the producers. Cash for cars. 1-800-CARS-FOR-CARS. No, it's not. No, it's Cars for Kids. With a K.

Anyway. All right. Boys, let's talk about it. We don't know. Listen, we're not scientists. We're not. Which brings us to our next conversation. Yes.

They coming after the king again, bro. Again. They coming after the motherfucking king. Rogan did a conversation. He had a conversation with Josh Zeps. You guys know who Josh Zeps is? I don't know him. I just know this conversation.

Right. And he was a journalist. He used to write for the Huffington Post. Professor, I think. I guess. And then he went and moved back to Australia and then he started working for ABC, which is, I think, Australian Broadcasting Corporation or something like that. And I think he's been on Rogan a bunch of times and they had a discussion on whether the vaccine causes myocardosis. I believe it's carditis. Carditis. Yeah. And basically, Rogan would say, yo yo the vaccine is causing myocarditis you know we shouldn't be giving this thing to people this is fucked up etc and then he was like well

covid also causes it and causes it even more at a higher rate at a higher rate and i think myocarditis is essentially like an uh an inflamed heart yeah and people are really concerned because there's been uh larger than average number of soccer players that have been developing these heart problems and yeah it happens i, in males between a certain age. I want to say 12 and 17, but typically males. So if you're looking out for your male listeners, that's a thing. 100%. So obviously people are going to put things together.

You're like, oh shit, all these soccer players got vaccinated. Now they're dropping like flies. It's the vaccine that's taking them down. But it could also be COVID causing some myocarditis or it could have nothing to do with it etc so the guy proves rogan wrong rogan i think was very graceful on twitter about it and he was like yo if i'm gonna be made to look dumb by anybody i'm glad it's my friend josh zepps i love him he's awesome etc and in the clip he's like oh i thought i read another study that he does post but he's like i thought i read another study that said that's not the case but he he's like okay he's willing to admit in the podcast all right i might be wrong

he doesn't like argue he doesn't shout him down okay fair enough causes a big stir yeah internet goes wild um and then all of a sudden these these people come together and i say people because everybody's listing them as doctors but it turns out not all of them are even doctors. 270 different... Scientists, doctors, professors. Doctors, scientists, health professionals has all turned into 270 doctors. Yeah. And they're not even like PhDs.

No. Some people just have doctorates. Somebody cleans the fucking hospital, right? It's just 270 random people that are coming together and they're like, hey, Spotify, you need to do something. And then they don't say what they want them to do.

Oh, no, they do. They don't want them. They don't. Well, say, say, what are they asking? They want some kind of policy against, not against, it just notifies people of misinformation. So they don't tell them what to do. That seems like a pretty reasonable thing, though.

It doesn't seem like the craziest, like, I think they, people, here's what I think. I think that's not the craziest ask. I think some of the stuff they say, like his beliefs are dangerous or whatever, that's too much. I don't think it's crazy to say, hey, we don't want him taking off Spotify. Just notify people when there could be misinformation. Have a policy in place. Who decides what information is true?

Spotify would have to lean on their own people. And I guess that could be messy. There's a lot of gray area there. I don't necessarily have a problem with that. What's weird to me is everybody jumping on rogan and now he has kind of come to represent the right wing he's the new trump bro but it's the corporate the corporate media needs someone to shit yes and that's what's crazy because if he's your right right wing trump guy he endorsed bernie to win like i want bernie to win in 2020 in that podcast he's talking to

the josh seps, and he's having a very liberal approach to how to help cities. He's like, yo, we have all this money to spend on wars abroad. Why don't we spend that money to help these little cities that are dealing with increased crime and homelessness? Where's all this money that we can invest in them? That's a super liberal point.

You're not saying he's the new Trump, literally. No, they're treating him as Trump. They're acting like they're the same person. He said Barack Obama... And positioning, I'm sorry, and positioning specifically on the right because that's what the left needs to do. If they're like, hey, this guy's reasonable and he's in the middle, then there's nothing to push back against. And they have to push the right as dangerous

because they are incompetent on the left. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying there's no dangerous people on the right, but Joe ain't right. He said that. He said Barack Obama is the best president I've seen in my lifetime, and he wants Michelle Obama to run and hope she wins in 2024. So what about this guy is so right wing and dangerous and Trumpy? And I'm sure he's also got conservative beliefs as well.

Of course. That's a person. Like every fucking human being, right? So it's like, but the thing that's interesting about this is I think this is all corporate media hit piece on Joe. And I think that they have to make him radioactive because they're not really asking for anything like if you look at those doctors like why aren't those doctors asking the same thing from cnn and fox news yeah like why don't you ask cnn and fox news to talk about the information they're putting out

there yeah because a lot of that shit ends up being uh misinformation or fake or we didn't get it right and we didn't know exactly what these things were joe is literally interviewing people who he believes have interesting things to say on the podcast those people say those things he can't control what those people say like now granted he controlled them coming on his platform or not but who does he call he calls those 370 doctors first and goes hey can i have this person come on the podcast and he talks for 16 hours a week he gonna get some shit wrong yeah it's amazing every fucking loser has a podcast but none of you give any grace to the guy who podcasts at the highest level and does the most hours of any person the news gets the shit wrong that's that's why i think

this is a hit piece because you're not keeping that same energy with the news 100 is a hit piece i agree with you right completely so it's like who's really behind it who benefits the most from this and i think it's okay to be wrong but we all kind of conveniently forget that they were telling us early on mass don't help and now it's mass mass mass double mass triple mask fine i it's okay to be wrong yeah but if rogan is wrong it can't be fucking he's the devil he's all that's wrong in the world the news got the shit wrong fauci got the shit wrong so people get shit wrong that's. He actually very quickly was like, oh, maybe I'm wrong. Within the same fucking video clip you play, he admits, I might be wrong. Like the news didn't do that for weeks.

Yeah. We're walking around without masks early in COVID because they don't help. Only N95 helps. Now all of them help. Now we're two. Now we're three. It's like y'all are getting shit wrong. We're all learning about this stuff.

He's going to do the same thing. But he's not a scientist. He's a guy. He's a stand-up comic with a platform. That's it. Yeah. It's about this stuff. He's going to do the same thing. But he's not a scientist. He's a guy. He's a stand-up comic with a platform. That's it. Yeah, it's tricky, man. It's really annoying.

And I imagine that it's so funny because if they got him kicked off Spotify, which is not what they're asking, they're asking for them to, I guess, have some sort of policy

that lets you know if it's misinformation, which is very tricky because the people in control of that policy literally control truth. And that is a very dicey thing. Especially on a conversation platform.

You know what I mean? Like, Rogan brought up an article, like a study that more or less kind of points to what he was saying. Yeah. And there's conflicting studies, like there is with science in general. Yes. So he brought up his study and someone else brought up a different study. And, like, it's not for them necessarily to figure it out. But to have the conversation, I don't see it as dangerous you

know this whole thing about like trust the science is just so funny because like like my mom went into a doctor once and said the doctor said you'll never be able to have kids you have a thyroid issue right she didn't trust the science she got a second opinion and the second opinion was like no just take these pills you'll be able to have kids everything's fine and now we're bored my mom had a doctor tell her she needed a hysterectomy. She didn't need one at all. She's about to get her,

if you just trust the science on one guy, a doctor, same kind of motherfucker that would write this letter, I'm gonna get my, as a woman, I would get my entire uterus

taken out when I didn't have to. She was fine. A fucking hysterectomy's crazy. Hey, you can't have kids. Crazy. Yeah, you can't just blindly trust everything science says because science gets shit wrong you should question it i think pushing back completely and saying oh science is all bullshit because they got one thing wrong is also crazy yeah but it's okay to be a little bit questioning and say i don't know about this

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Hey. Hey, bro. Thanks to Keeps. Anyway, let's get back to the show. Yeah, go, Al. I think this is a good example of just how we all live in our bubbles. Yeah. Because he found, Joe Rogan found information that supported his belief.

And then the doctor or whoever that guy was on. Malone. Malone. He comes on with information that supports his beliefs. And it's like, you can pull up both articles and they both say different things. So maybe this is like a reason why we shouldn't immediately trust the science. Dude, science constantly disagrees with each other.

And maybe this is why we need to have many more conversations and listen to many conversations before we decide to have one opinion. The problem is that human nature, we're not looking for information, we're looking for confirmation. But maybe that's something we have to unlearn, right instead of going hey let's curate every bit of information

for all human beings so they can all think the same way about something maybe we should start saying hey go out there and read a bunch of shit listen to a bunch of shit experience a bunch of shit don't let one guy tell you everything about the world the only thing i would push back is like i do trust the science just in terms of science is about running experiments and figuring shit out. So it's like we run an experiment, we figure something out, and then, oh, someone runs another experiment and disproves that. So like science is that study where you keep learning and things do change. And I think that's what we agree with. I think we have an issue with people, A, who blindly disagree with everything science says because it doesn't fit their their ideals or people who blindly agree with everything science says no matter how much it

changes how constantly it changes i mean can we just acknowledge like there are motherfuckers out there that have had two vaccine shots yeah a booster yeah i think in israel they got four and the study just came out that the fourth one isn't that great. And still get the virus. Yeah. And they call people who are skeptical of the vaccine stupid. Yeah. Hello? Yeah.

I mean, bare minimum, you could go, all right, maybe you're not stupid. It's not perfect. You get four shots and you still get the shit. And you're calling the guy who didn't get it stupid? Yeah. That's a little bit crazy, right? You you're the ignorant one you're the one setting the country like i think the vaccine overall is a good thing i don't blindly i'm not getting a booster yet you know what i mean i'm waiting i'm like just wait science is constantly disproving itself i got it i got it I just want to point out. Swallow. That felt weird, bro.

Very submissive, son. I almost spit it out. The second Mark said swallow, I almost spit that shit out, bro. What are you doing? Damn, boy. Mark just daddied you. I'm glad I hesitated because if he said it and I was like, yes, daddy. That would have been super uncomfortable.

Mark's like, act like a pastor and spit it out. Rub it on my face face um yeah my boys it's it's a tricky one man it's a tricky one i hope we get to a point where we could actually listen to people and don't get me wrong the people that refuse to take the vaccine are also annoying as fuck yeah right like the super anti-vaxxers just like the super trust the science people you're equally fucking the same person yeah you are exactly the same person. And you're both really fucking hipsters when you think about it. Yeah.

Right? Like, you're both trying to reject what you believe to be the common culture. Right. Right? You're both pushing back against something, and then you find yourself virtuous because of it. You're both fucking annoying. But there are people that operate in this middle ground where, like, yeah, we got the vaccine because it was easy for our lives. But at the same time, we're like, man like i'm kind of done getting vaccines bro unless y'all figure some shit out we're not gonna worry about it ever again

like remember when we got vaccine we were younger and i don't gotta worry about that shit i ain't got rickets since right i ain't got spades or what's the other one polio shit fucking smallpox smallpox polio isn't there another one shingles measles mumps rubella yeah you ain't got none of rubella i don't even know rubella is like what is rubella i thought that was the green shit they put in salads yeah that's a roo oh yeah yeah yeah point is is uh i think we just i think it's okay to be a little skeptical now and go why don't you just call it a covet shot like a flu shot we're like a lot of times it don't work but it could help so get it it's a covet shot it's not

a vaccine it's a shot yeah if you get it it'll be mild okay it's the covet mids you know what i'm saying like it's not all the way yeah it's not all the way like you're not gonna wear it proudly but like you need a sneaker to do some yard work you go get yourself a nice little covet mitt i just don't get why all the headlines are saying oh 267 doctors as if like that's and it's like a significant statistic what is your feeling on it like 267 like in the world that seems like nothing there's a lot of doctors in the world i bet there's a lot i bet there's more than 270 doctors who are avidly anti-vax and there's doctors like i'm not even 270 they weren't all even doctors yeah we're saying we're saying folks it's uh but but uh but i think what's

interesting what he's saying is like so you have 270 people that have come together to sign a petition they're not even all doctors just 270 people in order to like get the governor out of there you need like a hundred thousand signatures right and they got that shit didn't weren't they about to get gavin newsom the fuck out of here like you could only get 270 yeah that's pathetic right and they had to lie and just say doctor because you know if it was like 270 nurses you'd be like you don't get the fuck out of here with your filipino asses hating on his fucking dance on a professor people who couldn't be doctors suck my dick get out of here with your Filipino asses hating on this fucking professor. People who couldn't be doctors suck my dick.

Get out of here. I'm a professor of biology. I'm a professor of biology. I do no chemistry. Take an ass, bitch. You're a T.A. Oh, C in physics ass, bitch. Get the fuck out of here. Indians got no respect for professors, huh? Son, son, son, son. Get out of here. Oh, you make $60,000 a year.

Okay, okay. Oh oh i'll bow down to you fuck you bro you want residency somewhere bums yeah yeah fucking i'm a phd get the fuck that's a phony doctor that's what that shit is phd oh phony doctor phd i saw you there i think we get 270 doctors to support anything we need to start getting 270 doctors together for random things we got 270 doctors listening right now we got tajel naik he's a doctor right oh shit that's good bang we got a couple we could get them all together we could just go support causes i literally yeah let's do that yeah let's do that. Yeah. Let's do that. What should we support? What should be the first one? Sean O'Reilly gets married. I was thinking the same thing.

I was thinking the same thing. We can get 270 doctors. We need 270 doctors to say that, wait, she should get married to like a regular person or? That was my suggestion. I thought that would be the most important. Oh, I had a different one. I'm kind of with you now.

I know where you're going. I'm very different because I just care about the kids and I'm trying to save the kids. Come on. Anything to save the kids. You love the kids. 100%. I think hook her up with Chris Hansen and I think they do some work. Oh, that's a good point.

Shauna Rae, Chris Hansen. How insane is that job, dude? They just hire young looking kids to stay in an apartment? Yeah. And then pedophiles come in? That casting director? Pedophile. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You look young enough to fuck. That's literally what they have to do when they bring the people in, right? You're above age, but you look young enough that a pedophile would fuck you. Yeah. Jesus. They don't even need that young of a girl. They're doing it all online.

They can just get any person. You know what I mean? They don't even need a girl there. Just have them come in that house. It could be a guy. The second they walk in the house, it's over. But the fact that they want the girl is they want to... And they go, what do I do when the pedophile gets there?

They go, fucking run. Like, leave. Yeah. They always get them running out that house. Yeah, it's terrifying. But yeah, we're going to get 270 doctors on it. I think we should. You know, not to always bring up 9-11.

Okay. But there are 3,000 engineers and architects. I'm uncomfortable with wherever this is going. 3,000 engineers and architects for 9-11 truth. All right. Oh, my. It's a famous commission trying to get truth about what happened on 9-11. So 3,000 engineers and architects. 3,000 engineers and architects for 9-11 truth. All right? Oh, my. It's a famous commission trying to get truth about what happened on 9-11.

So 3,000 engineers and architects. 3,000, bro. That's another bullshit. They're probably software engineers. I know. A lot of them are software engineers. Yeah, I'm saying. A lot of PhDs.

A lot of PhDs in there. I think that this is a good point. So what should we do? Should we post misinformation when we're talking about 9-11? Yeah. Because we don't know exactly how it happened? Al, do you know how it happened? I don't know how-11 because we don't know exactly how it happened. Al, do you know how it happened?

I don't know how it happened. You don't know how it happened. You tell me how it happened. I don't know how it happened. I think you have some interesting takes on it. Come on, bro. You watched Pennywise or whatever that thing was. Pennywise? Pennywise is from Golden Bond. No one floats down there, bro.

Who's changed, bro? Come on, now. That's Money Penny. Pennywise is from the horror now. Come on now. No, that's Money Penny. Pennywise is from the horror movie. Yeah, that's it. Come on, just say, you know how it happened. Say it with me. Hey, hey.

No, I would never say that. But all I'm saying is you can get a bunch of experts to sign up to support any cause. Right. Yeah, whether you believe it or not. You knew that cause pretty quick, though. Yeah, you kind of had that ready to go. You've been waiting for this moment. There's 5,000 doctors trying to lower the age of consent. Right yeah, what do you believe it or not you knew that cause pretty quick though There's five thousand doctors trying to lower the age of consent isn't that crazy in America Just say there's a lot of groups out there Shit, Dr. Gagnon out here making the world

different. Wait a minute. Okay, give me some other things that doctors... Who the fuck... That's why you can't trust doctors, bro. You really can't... What do they do? What do they do? You told me you went to a doctor one time and just disagreed with him.

Because he told me I was going to be 5'10". Who's laughing now, bitch? I was supposed to be 5'10 my dad said i'll be 6'2 that motherfucker was dead ass right that shit bothered me my mom you should have disagreed with him oh you're right you succumbed to what he said oh i did it to myself you literally i believed it he told me i was gonna be 5'10 i was like i looked him in his face i said i will be six feet two inches tall i'm six feet two inches i could have been 5'10". I looked him in his face. I said, I will be 6'2". I'm 6'2". I could have been 5'10". I could have added three inches right there.

You could have been 6'0". You grow as tall as you want to grow. Wait, so why did you pick 6'2"? Shauna Ray isn't fucking trying on me. That's what I'm trying to say. Someone said to her, you little pituitary gland don't work no more. You're going to be a pedophile's delight.

Jeez. Wow. They did say that, and she just believed it instead of trying to grow every night your boy was trying to grow you know you did it dog i'm telling you if you say it it will happen this is fact i don't think this is misinformation it's not misinformation i'm proof yeah you're mr information why do we do that? Because you don't believe women. We don't believe all women.

We never believe all fucking women, dog. Y'all niggas is crazy. Yo, misinformation. Believe all women is over. Wasn't there a radio personality? Miss Info. Miss Info. Yeah, yeah.

It was Hot 97, I think. Yeah, remember how popular that shit used to be? Yeah. Right? And now, her brand is fucking ruined. TMZ ruined her shit. Oh, she. It was Hot 97, I think. Yeah, remember how popular that shit used to be? Yeah. Right? And now, her brand is fucking ruined. TMZ ruined her shit, bro. Oh, she was on TMZ? No, I'm saying you didn't need her once you got TMZ.

They know everything. They got all the scoops. You got a little eyebrow shit. You good. You better. Okay? All I'm just saying is, doctors, man, come on, y'all. Y'all are wrong.

Get a better job. Start podcasting. Son, what did they do to keep you alive? I've seen lifeguards save more people bro just by pumping on your chest and kissing your lips you ain't never seen that shit once in your life i've seen it they'd happen to him in hawaii son i got saved bro yeah what oh so a dude mouth you down son yeah that was his booster shot that was his booster shot that one was actually crazy dog the guy literally put his dick in my mouth and his fucking nose and just went and then brought me back to life bro you got stung by jellyfish on your throat and that's what you gotta do sometimes you gotta get rid of the pain bro you got to get rid of the pain, bro.

You need to get rid of the pain somehow. No, no. In all seriousness, I think we trust doctors too much. I'm being serious about that. This seems irresponsible. Why does it seem irresponsible? Do you go trust a doctor with every single thing they say? I do.

Come on now. I have to. How? What? Racially, I have to. Why? Because I'm Indian. I can't go against them.

I believe Joe Rogan's article just because it was written by B'nai Prasad. what racially i have to why because i'm indian i can't go against them i believe joe rogan's article just because it was written by bernie prasad so you know hey that vaccine probably causes myocarditis i mean percentage by man low but that's i believe that article i'm gonna disagree with venae i probably know that motherfucker you get your your workout stuff from a doctor from a doctor yeah oh yeah but he's he's a md or he's a phd stuff from a doctor from a doctor yeah oh yeah but he's he's an md or he's a phd his name's the muscle doc bro all right he's a doctor that's all i know Please come in. I said this shit to him. What a dumbass profession that is. This thing is strange.

Hey, Doc, I have the flu. Well, it probably starts with your posture. Get the fuck out of here. Jordan might be in New York right now. He is. He might be, bro. He's in New York. Yo, come fucking back up. Wait a minute. This is crazy. Think about all the doctors we don't trust and think about all the people that we do trust right if there's a fire in your building who you call doctor

right you call the fireman to come fix that shit most of the things in your life that you need to get fixed you don't talk to doctors about yo you got electrical issues at the house you're calling a doctor you ain't calling a doctor right motherfucker didn't even graduate college right that's real think about it hey what do we use doctors for uh if your feet hurt but besides telling us some shit we already know uh what if you're really thirsty and you want a refreshing drink then what dr pepper yeah what's wrong with that he was trying to set me up on that that was good that was good i might have fucked up the delivery, but that was a good lop. That was a good lop.

Dr. Scholls, that's another famous doctor. Dr. Scholls, feet hurt. I'm just saying, literal trusting doctors. I'm trying to, literal trusting doctors. How often do you go to the doctor? How often do you go to the doctor? Doctors are so useless, Americans are like, fuck healthcare. Like, actively.

Half of the country is like, who needs it? Right? Real talk. What part of the country are you in? Half of the country is like, we don't need universal healthcare. But they still like having healthcare. Say again? They still like having healthcare.

Says who? You think these fucking ranch hands got healthcare? I'm watching Yellowstone. My whole life is Yellowstone. I'm like, what? Kyrie Irving don't trust no doctors. Kyrie irving not trusting doctors who kairi irving trusting dr internet that's it dr umar dr umar yeah come on hey kairi ain't fucking no black girl stop it yo i'm just yeah he likes flat earth yeah

flat art flat asses that's what that man is into all i'm saying is we we might be overrating doctors yo and i know that this hurts because your people make the best i adamantly disagree that being said are doctors really running the world anymore were they ever running the world doctors used to run the world yo nothing's better when i look over miles and he's fully on can a doctor prescribe him some fucking adderall or something so we can get through this fucking podcast that's a real self-esteem blow miles drink some caffeine before you come sit down here yawn in our fucking face as we're all

laughing having a good time we're having a great ass time miles don't believe and then the one listener is like okay all i'm trying to say is we need to take another look at doctors. Yeah. Okay. If you have cancer or some shit, what is the doctor's strategy? Every time a doctor misdiagnoses, we should get 270 signatures to that motherfucker. I agree with that also, but real talk. Can we just talk about this? If you got some cancer or some shit, what is the doctor's strategy?

Chemo radiation. Put radioactive waste on your body yeah that's a little wild that sounds like some shit that like makes a new cereal son you remember when we used to like you know what I'm saying

like what is this calamity that's happening right now calamity you know what I'm saying like that's the go to there's no better no we're gonna look back on that in like 10-15 years

and be like what radioactive waste you know when you used to put leeches on people to suck the blood that's gonna be the same shit that was science being wrong as fuck actually now that i think about it might have been right yeah maybe we gotta go back to that we might gotta go back to leeches man a hole in somebody with mental issues they just drill into their fucking head yeah that feels like that trust the science give me your skull and a fucking black and decker

that's crazy come Come on, bro. Bone marrow? What's that? Do you know what I'm saying? It's quite delicious. What's that? That shit should get spread on a nice brioche bun. That's not for health, you know?

We should have just let it sit at bone now i know what is that no like what is it like come on if there was a doctor in this room right now what would you want to know what would you want to know everything what would you ask him how do you fix a broken bone you know what do we do wrap it in toilet paper that's your best thing to fix a broken bone still wrap it in paper mache that's all you got you make a paper mache and that's a doctor like to fix a broken bone still? Wrap it in paper mache? That's all you got? You make a paper mache and that's a doctor? Like, I couldn't figure that shit out too? Right?

Like, hey, your finger's broken. What should I do? Don't use it. Thanks, doc. You had to go to 12 years of school to figure that out? What I'm trying to say is, every once in a while, a motherfucker who never went to doctor school,

doctor school, he never went to doctor school, pretends to be a doctor, and people don't find out for years a long time sometimes they never find out that's a problem there's probably doctors that never got found out that's a problem fake doctors you could just go fake it catch me if you can only got caught because of fake checks that's a good point he could just been a doctor real talk that's harder the goat doctor Dr. Love, that young black Haitian kid, he had his own practice in Florida. He was killing it. He was killing it.

Literally, he wasn't killing it. He was living it. And people were living, they were surviving, they were thriving. Yeah, he was. Because you get all that information off the internet anyway. Yeah. I'm just trying to say I think I could be a doctor. Surgery, that's a different animal because my hands are shaky.

I can't do surgery. Yeah, you can shake a little bit. I got shaky hands. Well, it depends what you need surgery on, my boy. Do you know what I mean? If you need to get that heart moving this might be a little extra i might get some extra little beats in there come back dancing bachata it's the fucking congo drum but for real the surgery thing that's legit but just like the oh you have a cold stuff like how would you diagnose that what a cold yeah i i think you got it i've been self-diagnosing colds

For about 15 years You don't know when you got a cold? Me? Yeah I've never got a cold Here we go How you defending doctors And using this guy?

Yeah, Miles had enough Miles had enough We got a groan out of Miles Hey, hey, hey Talk into the mic Grab that shit Miles hasn't grown like that Since we brought Shania Ray

On the fucking screen What's her name? Shauna Ray Whatever Fucking name Shania Twain Yeah fucking screen. What's her name? Shania Ray? Whatever. Fucking name. Shania Twain. Man, I feel you like a woman.

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topic yeah you want to talk about kanye writing some uh some diss tracks coming out with new music partying with floyd madonna ab um the kanye thing is fascinating what do you guys what do you guys make of the con the birthday party thing is the most fascinating What do you guys make of the Kanye? The birthday party thing is the most fascinating. What do you guys make about the Kanye? Can you break down the birthday thing? So basically, Kanye's in the car, and he's doing a selfie video. Maybe it's on live or something. But he's like, yo, they're not inviting me to my daughter Shy's birthday.

Kim won't answer the phone. Chris won't answer the phone. Nobody's answering the phone. They won't give me the address. You're not going to do this. My whole schedule is predicated on being able to be at these events, and this could cause serious trauma, et cetera. And he's basically out there shaming the family for not allowing him to be at

Chicago's birthday. Right. And all of a sudden, he gets to the party. Allegedly, it was Travis Scott who allows him to be there. Travis Scott will always be allowing a little bit more people than should be at events. Yeah, they were like, the birthday's at capacity. Who allows him to be there? Travis Scott will always be allowing a little bit more people than should be. Yeah, they were like, the birthday's at capacity. He was like, nah.

Kanye just stampeded in. Rushed the stage. Playing piñata, bro. He was whacking shit. He really was. So, too soon? Yeah, it was. That's what you should have told them motherfuckers rushing the stage, to be honest with you.

Real talk. Too soon. So, basically, we don't know if this is a real story this is kanye drumming up interest this is where things get tricky because kanye is in this um attention uh matrix right now where everything that he's doing is drumming up so much attention yeah and either people are shitting on it or they're celebrating it or they're celebrating it or they're just curious about it but everything he's doing and i think part of this is like yo i'm riding this wave i'm gonna continue this momentum and keep on doing these things i think he's actually trying to he's setting up these photo shoots etc so i don't know if this is them really

trying to keep kanye out of the party because maybe they think he's having an episode or them really being foul to Kanye and then him using the internet as a shame tool to force them to allow him to be there what do you guys think is there a chance they're all in on it yes the Kardashians have that streaming deal so this is what they do every fucking year when they have their show on e whenever the show is not filming all this crazy shit would happen and then people would watch specifically to see what happened behind the scenes all this crazy shit would happen and then people would watch specifically to see what happened behind the scenes

when that crazy shit went down so you are watching Kanye go full bore hey you do that you get your publicity go as wild as you want and however it affects us

we'll eat off that too you don't think that's going to be an episode in the streaming show them being like why because I think

Kim was like no this was the agreement he wasn't supposed to come to this party we agreed on that beforehand. That's not going to be something girls are going to want to see. How did Kim handle all this? I think they could all be in on it.

If it's a publicity thing, I think 100% everybody's cool with it. That's interesting. That's an even Pete you think is in on it? Oh, I don't know if Pete is in on it, but I don't think, I think they're completely, I think they look at Pete and they're like, that's perfect. That's, maybe Drake is too much, whatever,

too high stakes, maybe we can't get Drake for whatever reason, so who should we get? Oh, let's get this, this kid that's fucking everybody else already.

He fucked every famous person. For him, it's a huge step up. Why don't we just have Kim and him together? Maybe she has sex with him a couple times, don't have a problem

doing that for publicity. How much do you think, if your life is dictated by attention, how much do you think if if your life is dictated by attention how much you think that values into your decision making in terms of the people that you enjoy hanging out with like what i just when as soon as you said that i thought about the jay-z line from lost ones where he says fame is the most addictive drug known to man yeah that's that's it so like do you start thinking you actually like people that you don't oh because you're getting fame by being around them probably yeah so so it is possible that they

all believe that they are enjoying one another's company because they're getting served by something else right yeah this like they don't even know. Who are you referring to? Everybody involved there. Like, Floyd, A.B., like, Kim. That hangout was the saddest shit about this whole episode to me. Yeah, but low-key, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because Floyd and A.B. clearly did not want to be there. Madonna, we know that she'll do anything for attention. She's been fucking desperate for it for 15 years.

And them two sitting on the couch is where it got real sad. I was like, yo, y'all don't want to be here so clearly they're just like whispering to each other looking mad fucking you know at a party when you're a kid and you didn't really know anybody you're just sitting there it's like that like you don't know how to dance yet so you're just sitting on the couch yeah floyd's like the fuck am i doing at this guy all of them like the attention though floyd likes it i think i think they both like the attention i think they were both sitting there like why are we here you can still question in that moment why are we you know what's interesting though like you see a guy like floyd ab and and kanye all have incredible skills where they could

drum up attention with their creativity like they don't need to do the antics like floyd maybe he's retired now so okay he needs to do certain things and then ab obviously with what's going on he can't maybe continue to get the attention from heroic plays on the field yeah but at bare minimum yay can just put out music and people will love it it doesn't have to be a new album it could be another song it could be random cool stuff you can get your attention based on your creativity you don't need to get it based on the antics so i'm just shocked that he resorts to this when he has the ability to do it the kardashians don't have that yeah here's they need antics they don't have the creativity that he has so why play this game

but here's what you forget madonna has skill also she's an incredibly she is a hall of fame musician does she but at a certain point whether we like it or not madonna fucking ran the 80s as a woman yeah but it's not the 80s that's the point once that talent drops off and you can't do the thing that your skill is still got the talent yeah he does so why is he there and why is he orchestrating all this he puts puts out two albums that get mid-reception. No, his last one got it. Yeah, he's happy about the reception. I don't think it was the same as Life of Pablo.

I don't think it's been the same. You can correct me for sure. I feel that he thinks he won against Drake. He knows Drake sold more because he's the bigger artist, but he feels that people think he had a better album. And you know what? Because he said it probably. Mark said something interesting to me

was about Alec Baldwin. And you were like, he probably thinks he's the biggest actor in the world. And I'm like, how could Alec Baldwin think that? And what was your rationale? Just like every person you meet is like, bro, you're Alec Baldwin. I love you.

Like you walk into a restaurant, everyone's staring at you. You can't go anywhere without being just like the center of attention all these producers like oh alec baldwin's in the movie like you just are the guy in your world yeah and if you already are like a extremely famous and successful actor it's hard to discern are you number one or are you number 150 until you're around those other people and you're probably not often around those other people working and alec baldwin was working yeah especially if you're older or like ab or floyd where your fame isn't going to be instagram fame necessarily yeah like you're not you could look at you know fucking selena gomez has ever many hundred million

followers and be like oh yeah but she is she caters to teenagers who are on instagram yeah i'm still really fucking famous my fans just aren't on instagram like yeah you can create the world in your mind yeah that you live in so it's very possible yay believes it and drake believes it yeah and that's why they can both be friends because it's like i got that motherfucker yeah interesting so just back to the kardashian thing i do think they didn't invite him to the birthday party or they didn't want him there because kanye is in music making mode and i know he goes off the medicine when he's in music making mode right and i think they want to not have him around

i think that's reasonable man like been like kind of i've dealt with people who have mental health issues and like it can get hairy out there bro especially if they're not on the meds and it's it might be selfish for you not want them there but at the same time like it's your kid's birthday like you don't want to have, but at the same time, it's your kid's birthday. You don't want to have anxiety that something could go super wrong and be really fucked up. So you just kind of remove that situation so you can enjoy that day. It is for the kid.

You also got to lie in the bed that you made. Your entire empire, and it's an empire, has been built on basically taking negative stories and negative publicity and making it positive and using it to your advantage. So you've done that. That's your only skill. And you're really fucking good at it, but your only skill is taking negative PR, negative shit

that happens to you, and then making it monetizable. Incredibly monetizable. And now you got a guy that you signed a deal with the devil and this motherfucker, hey, if he's really off the meds and bipolar and he's having an episode, it's like, yo, this is what you signed up for in a sense. But the thing is, their empire was built on a controlled narrative they control everything that we see and

when they got kanye and you've talked about this they elevated to a whole new level like her fame elevated to a whole new level they knew what they were signed if you didn't spend a lot of time with kanye and know he probably got some shit going on that's on you like that's on you we all thought some shit is going on you married him i hear what he's saying it shit going on, that's on you. That's on you. We all thought some shit is going on. You married him. I hear what he's saying. It is an interesting point. It's like you can't just tap out of this shit

whenever you want. If you're in the mafia, if you're in a gang, you can't just be like, oh, it's my kid's birthday party, so now I'm not responsible for all those fuck things. Those things follow you. Okay.

Right? That's just a tough decision. I've seen that go both ways. I've seen family members with mental health like get invited to stuff and cause issues i see them like get invited and be totally fine and everything's harmonious i've seen them not get invited and that causes issues so you're basically left with a really difficult decision oh and i completely understand dealing with someone with mental health is tough i've seen it second hand yeah not firsthand but it's tough for sure but it's also when you marry a

kanye and this kind of stuff happens in your entire life when this kind of stuff happens you got to know that's what you signed up for i mean she divorced him so now it's like technically yeah but now that's exactly what andrew's saying you're trying to get out the game this is the game you played this entire time you don't just get out like that it's the mafia shit a mafia guy doesn't just go you know what my kids are in college shit. A mafia guy doesn't just go, you know what? My kids are in college. I'm in my 50s. I just want to retire.

I just want out the game. Nah, bro. Also, if you use the footage of the divorce and all this stuff for the show. Yeah. If you were planning on using all this stuff for the show and then want to all of a sudden tap out whenever it's convenient for you then i think we're gonna call that's a good point yeah we're gonna call hypocrite on that i think about like two days prior he just knocked somebody out so allegedly i've seen video person that that's a great point no that's a great point like if you think that he has the potential to be violent and he's already upset he's saying

he's gonna do this crazy shit in songs now like yeah he's charged up i think they have every reason to be concerned oh yeah you have a reason to be concerned i just don't have the empathy for you this is you made this bed now you're lying in it i can't be mad i'm not mad at anybody in this like yay was you however much you guys thrive off crazy shit yay could go over that yay could go crazy this is what it is this is what it is i you can try to not have him at your birthday party he's probably gonna make it yeah it's kanye fucking west dog i'm glad he did make it look yeah they had a fun time hey was he swinging his daughter yeah that's a good ass father bro you trying to break this peanut out or not shy i got you yeah all right what else we got

these high schoolers all doing drugs and banging each other? Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Euphoria. Why is everyone talking about this show? I've never seen this show. I just started watching it like two weeks ago. Explain this show to me. All right, so the show centers around Zendaya's character.

She's great, by the way. She's great, dude. She's great in Spider-Man. She's great in Dune. She's just awesome. She's very funny and good at being funny in dramatic moments yeah good at the drama i saw that movie on netflix malcolm and marie and i wasn't that impressed but spider-man she's great and this show she's great and she's just like she i think she low

key kind of like this generation's like beyonce we're like this is the girl that everything she does she knocks it out the fucking park that's a good take so this show i wasn't it was too fucking wild for me and it makes me sad to watch but it centers around this girl yeah for sure it centers around this girl high school girl who has a drug addiction mental health issues drug addiction loves taking drugs and she navigates her life in high school around all these other high schoolers who have their own shit going on so like uh she falls in love with a girl who's trans got the surgery mad young i think born as a boy now as a girl they have a relationship smash they yeah i'm sure they fucking they don't show it but in the fucking first episode one of the opening scenes that girl

gets fucked by a dude who is a grown man with kids married this is a crime that you watch happen on who who committed the guy the grown-ass man fucks that trans girl who's like 16 years old but did the trans girl say that yeah she signed up she wanted it she they met up it was in a hotel room but said that she was trans i think he knew i did they they make it pretty clear he knows okay yeah that's wild wild mad drug use like the fucking uh there's like the good-looking white, but he's got his own issues. I think they do a great job of telling the story and somehow painting every figure, no matter how shitty they are, in a somewhat, at least somewhat empathetic light. Like normally you watch a show like this.

The straight white guy is just a piece of shit through and through and he's the constant villain and you have no room for empathy for this guy. They give you a little room for empathy for this guy. You're like, oh, this guy dealing with some shit too, I guess. He's a fucking great actor too. That guy is great. Full-ass Australian. You can't tell at all he has an accent. And when he was talking about some of the character shit, I was like, oh, this is why

some actors deserve my respect. Some. Because he found the place. The way he's talking about it, he's like, yo, he found the empathy for this guy. Because you got to play a fucking monster. Yeah, and if we can have a shred of empathy then you can play him more three-dimensional yeah and this is to your point hbo kill scripted series fuck they do man and just the best this show is everything that is good about hbo in one show it is raw as fuck is it

weird that they're teenagers it's weird dude that That's what makes me sad, bro. Why is it not? Because this shit is going on. It's so depicted of real life. So is a lot of stuff. And we don't have to watch it. No, but all these people are of age. They're not actual teenagers. Right.

They're just playing it. Right. So it's like, you know that so you don't feel icky about it. I didn't watch kids. So I usually stay away from that kind of shit. I watched kids. Yeah, this one, my wife was watching, so I sat down. With kids. about it i didn't watch kids so i i usually stay away from that kind of shit i watch kids yeah this one i my wife was watching so i sat down with kids is this a show it was a movie it was a movie

about a bunch of fucked up kids in new york right it's basically rent the straight version yeah like you know how teenage play rent teenage straight yeah everybody gets aids like that's basically what happens in this oh it's like skins or some shit yeah it's like uh this was uh skins is like i think the british version but this was a really popular movie took place basically like in my neighborhood like i knew i saw like these kids like skateboarding and that kind of shit and like um it was it was just like really fucking i mean it was dark it was like really dark look at like teen sexuality and drug use and like partying it is like this is dark dude there are multiple scenes rosario dawson got her uh start in that part i think she was also in rent the movie yeah she was

yeah yeah the gay one yeah yeah yeah yeah the gay one yeah but it was i mean it's a really fascinating like movie like watch it it's it's fucked up that's how i feel about this it's fucked but it is well done it's like undeniably a well done show and uh i think one you guys asked does it scare you to have kids and it truly does yeah and not just because the kids are so wild in that like old sense of like oh the world is going to hell yeah it it really let me know how out of touch i am with kids like i'm 37 i'm not crazy old but i'm so fucking out of touch with these 17 year olds yeah like gender seems kind of fluid sexuality definitely seems fluid drug use is just a casual thing like yeah

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when I have kids talking to me about the metaverse and they're just living in this fucking thing, I'm gonna look at you and be like, I have no idea how to help you. I have no idea how to guide you through whatever the fuck this is. I'm so out of touch and it's only gonna increase exponentially

how out of touch I am every year. When I have kids who are 16 17 trying to navigate teenage years i'm gonna be like dog i got no clue what you're even saying to me fuck that's overwhelming it is dog i'm watching that i'm moving to a ranch b yeah talk to me about yellowstone yellowstone talk about yellowstone i want to hear about this this is actually quite interesting like the juxtaposition. But Yellowstone is basically like Succession, but in Montana. And I think it kind of exposes Succession in a lot of ways.

Because my biggest issue with Succession is just like, you're billionaires, so you can tap out whenever you want. There's no real stakes here. Like the second you have a bad day, you just take your inheritance and then you leave yeah and they're always like oh my god the world's falling apart just leave yeah you're independently wealthy and so is your family forever yeah so for me after like seven or eight episodes i was like i can't i don't even care about this story it's like you're choosing to be in this yeah you can walk away with a quarter billion dollars you'll be fine bye see you later yeah right so so that that was my issue with succession but yellowstone is kind of similar but just remove the actual cash flow they

can't actually tap up tap out because their money is in the land okay right and it's basically a soap opera but it's just fucking great and like they're fighting for a regression so like progress is coming in to montana people trying to develop things people trying to make it like a a modern city and build you know hotels casinos whatever and they're fighting to maintain the lifestyle that they've grown accustomed to right so it's one of those things where it's like i'm sure juxtaposed to uh uh euphoria you're like well maybe we need to regress a little bit like shit a little crazy out here you know i mean i i witnessed this even like when i saw like the next generation after me like my brother's generation and like the even younger than that when i saw those kids start to

do drugs that i didn't even touch at that age and do it like as a very normal activity yeah i was like okay something's up here yeah like something is up this is too normal there's no fear about it like i don't know like i i was like i don't know something's got to give man another interesting thing they did and i don't think the show is perfect by any stretch but another interesting thing they did this show doesn't happen in new york city it happens in a suburb that they don't name at a high school that's fictitious so it could be anywhere so it is it's a suburban life that's fictitious. So it could be anywhere. So it's a suburban life.

It's not, oh, New York is so crazy. Yo, this is a slice of an American life. How accurate that is, I don't know. But as a 37-year-old who is out of touch, that's what it seems like to me. That's how I take it. Dude, we're so out of touch, man. Yeah. I was doing a show last night at New York Comedy Club,

and I was talking to somebody. He mentioned Eric Adams. And I just asked the crowd, crowd right this is new york city this is the city you live this is you know you guys are all like uh involved right of people and i said what do you guys think about eric adams and i swear to god i would say 90 of the people in that crowd didn't know who eric adams was really now think about that level of Now, think about that level of luxury. Think about that level of security. Your life is so secure

and so protected. You don't even have to know who's in charge of the city you live in. That's crazy. You want to talk about privilege, bro? The privilege of waking up Every day Not worried that the guy

Who's in charge The fucking warlord Is gonna come down To your business And start chopping shit up You can check out From politics so much That's what I'm saying

Your life will be So unaffected You don't even need To know who's in charge They always said that shit To me in college Like anytime It was like

I was in like these Classes for like Social justice or whatever Yeah And if you were to ever say Like oh I'm actually Not political Or if you were to ever say, oh, I'm actually not political, or if you were to be like, oh, I'm not really a political person, they'd be like, how privileged.

Which was annoying when they said it, but it is true. I'm fucking petrified. Because he's talking about bringing back Slap and Frisk and shit like that. That was scary to be in New York City. Knowing at any time that I was... It's scary to be black in New York City. Yeah, but I mean, I made it worse. So now it's like, it's not just worrying about dudes in the neighborhood i gotta worry about

police just running up on me and just putting their hands wherever they're taking it yeah like don't take my beanie this shit is fly now you want to stop the first outfit that's a stop and frisk ass outfit absolutely that's that's a frisk yeah you know but me. That is wild. That is privilege, man. Ignorance is not just bliss. Ignorance is privilege. Yeah. We are woke, dude. Super woke.

We're good guys. We are good people. But isn't that fucking crazy, dude? How old is the audience? All different ages. Super diverse. All different races. New Yorkers? I think they're New Yorkers. Probably some people from out of town, but I think they're mostly New Yorkers. how old is the audience all different ages super diverse all different races new yorkers or like were they from i think they're new yorkers probably some people from out of town but i

think they're mostly new yorkers and it was just like it was i wasn't angry at them because i don't even know eric adams platform so i recognize i'm part of the same shit yeah but it's just like wow like how convenient and comfortable is like yo here perfect example this is crazy my boy comes up and he says yo this is two days ago. He's like, yo, you need to tweet this thing out for me. You need to post this thing on Instagram. This woman who's leaving office put this thing in a bill right before she left office that basically said anybody who's living in an artist in residence building in like the Soho, Noho area of New York City, this is a notorious artist area of New York City.

You have to be an artist to live in an artist in residence business. Now, over years, Soho's become so expensive that just the only people that could afford it are rich people, et cetera. They've moved in and nobody really says anything. It is what it is. But this would get them either evicted, have to pay these crazy fines and basically reduce the value of their properties like crazy. Because if you can't find an artist that got millions of dollars to buy it, it's worth what people will pay for, right? So my boy's kind of freaking out, and I literally looked at him having researched absolutely none of it and just went, man, that ain't going to happen.

Right? I literally just brushed it aside, and my justification for brushing it aside was like, is too many rich people living in these artists and residents buildings that they're not gonna let that eric adams it was his job to veto it he's not gonna let not even let or it's like he knows where his bread is buttered too right you're aware that like the rich people control the government they're like and he's freaking out right he's like oh my god the fuck we're gonna do you gotta post on instagram like

eric adams waiting for me to post something on a story so we could like manipulate policy and literally the next day he just vetoed it it just didn't it didn't go down which is true and it does show you who who makes it happen but like how crazy is that that that law could have gotten passed and i would have no clue because i'm that removed yeah like that yeah what a fucking life for us huh we are incredibly lucky we're fucking lucky man i mean i know i'm the white guy saying yeah i'm like i'm the luckiest but it doesn't mean that we're not all lucky right yeah i mean there's an american this also just like being an american you're like all right yeah and that is privilege yeah you go in fact that most of us

don't need to know policies is privilege yeah like. Yeah. Like, I don't even know who Munichin or whatever that motherfucker's name is. John Manchin? Whatever his name is. The guy Charlamagne talks about every week, and I just be nodding along. Joe Manson or whatever, man. Yeah. Mnuchin. Mnuchin is stopping the gun.

He be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in control of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just nod. I don't know who the fuck that guy is. I got no clue. Steve Munchkin. What's his name?

Munchkin Hauser? Munchkin. Munchhauser. No, it's the guy who's doing a filibuster. I don't even know what that is. I got no clue. What's his name? Munchkin. Munchauser. No, it's the guy who's doing a filibuster. I don't even know what that is. Joe Manson. Manson.

Like Marilyn. My point is, I am tapped out from this politics shit, boy. I'm fucking tapped out. Joe Manson, bro. We changed this shit so many times. What is his actual name?

Joe Manson. M-A-N-S-I-O-N. No. M-A-N-S-I-O-N. Man. No. Big man. M-A-N-C-H-I-N. Don't meet. Mnuchin is Steve.

No. That's the guy who was in charge of the money. Who is Mnuchin? Yeah. Oh, that's the stop on the train in Jersey. Okay, got you. Got you. That's Alderaan stopping Frisk.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right. We got it bro that's when people act all political that's cap bro there's no way you can keep you know in touch with all these fucking things man come on now ain't nobody looked at that spending bill bro someone some people did some did come on yo imagine you come to work and somebody puts a spending bill on your fucking desk and that shit got mad papers yeah what you mean? You gonna read that when you can just get on Instagram and post your COVID test?

You think AOC's really gonna read that whole fucking thing? No, all her people read it for her and tell her. And then they tell her. Exactly. So no one really knows. Those guys that read it is what they're saying. Those guys that read it don't know? Are they doctors?

We can't trust politicians. Are they doctors, bro? We definitely can't trust these fucking politicians. There was a fire bar in Yellowstone where they were like, politicians are people that believe that they can make decisions for your life better than you can. And I thought that was funny. That's some country ass shit to say, boy. Isn't that, boy?

That's some country ass shit to say. Son, there's some bars in this shit. And it's funny because there's like dudes who aren't that country and they get said the things to. That's like, wipe them, spit off a donkey's ass. And there's this character who'd be like, I you're insulting me but i don't know what it means i heard the most southern shit on tiki wiki that said she's hotter than a fritter i was like that's so fucking southern that girl's hotter than a fritter i was like god damn oh i love that shit

boy we need it we need to just do it man let's go to montana hey let's go to montana let's move the podcast to montana but then in the winter when that shit gets cold bro i'm dressed for it let's go i'm already ready bro yo this is john dutton but we're going on a covered wagon all right i'm not taking a plane you want to do oregon trail going out west and then you're gonna get rickets yes i am dude and then uh. Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea. What's the one that's more fun? No, no. Dysentery. Dysentery.

That's the one the motherfuckers die from. Gonorrhea is probably more fun to get. Hells, yeah. You ever had a gonorrhea out? No. You ever got the clap? No. Really? The only thing I had was this TV.

That means he got that shit. Yeah, I know. He's like, what is this? I ain't getting old. What you get? I got some pills for it. I don't know if I got it. I don't know if I got that shit. Yeah, I know. He's like, what's this? I ain't getting old. What'd you get? I got some pills for it. I don't know if I got it. I don't know if I got the shit.

You gotta trust these doctors. Don't trust them doctors. They're like, you want to get tested? It's going to take one day for the results or I give you the pills right now and it should be gone in one day.

And I said, just give me them goddamn pills, bro. You don't owe nothing. Take them every week. But now I can know if you really peed. Did you get hpv say what

hpv do i have hpv yeah i look like a loser to you bro no actually i don't know because i got the the what's it called the vaccine oh really yeah oh you all about getting vaccines because that's for women so i know but i'm like give me that shit bro wait i was like give me that shit did you have symptoms say what did you have symptoms no you get it before you got symptoms no when you were taking the pills for the gonorrhea oh was my pee burning yeah did it hurt when you pee it was lukewarm you think he was taking pills and nothing's going on so he waited for the longest the steady state of pee is lukewarm that's not pee now my pee was a little hot yeah

i had some hot pee yeah i definitely probably got that shit yeah yeah spicy a little spicy yeah some slut all right fucking burn me bro how dare she let's talk about jordan peterson all right say what that's a doctor right there so dr jordan peterson got into twitter beef with ethan klein ethan klein's from h3h3 productions he's a famous youtuber um he's like now moved more i don't listen to a ton of his content he's moved more into like more of a left kind of space he does a podcast with hasan piker the twitch streamer i got you he used to do uh like long form interview stuff and did an interview with jordan peterson a while ago and this is the tweet that he put out on the 14th years ago i interviewed

jordan peterson before i was very familiar with his politics he was an interesting guest who i enjoyed sitting with but especially now i can see he's a dangerous gateway to alt-right transphobia and covid misinfo i removed both interviews today yo that gateway shit is what is that everything's a gateway like if i have ice cream is that a gateway to diabetes like for some people it is right and then other people just eat ice cream and it's regular yeah like those people were probably gonna find the alt-right regardless i don't know if you can say Jordan Peterson is the guy who did it, right? I just think that that's super unfair. You know what's funny? Is these same people will laugh at marijuana being illegal because everybody say it's a gateway drug.

They would laugh at that idea. What is a gateway drug? Ooh, interesting. What is that? And they'll laugh and look down on those people and then say, oh, he's a gateway to alt-right. Bruh. That's a way better example than one I did. I wish we just started with yours. We'll edit it. Just say what he said. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, he's a gateway to alt-right. Bruh, no. That's a way better example than one I did. I wish we just started with you.

We'll edit it. Just say what he said. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ready? And let's start. I thought the answer to the question was good, too. Yo, you bet that's on you.

It was kind of good, right? You bet that's on you. We can't make it, bro. We can't make it, bro. We're all afraid of good points around here. I was trying to say one that Ethan would relate to more. You know? So they had a back and forth on Twitter.

Jordan Peterson basically was like, hi, Ethan. How are you? We had a good conversation. I enjoyed a back and forth on Twitter. Jordan Peterson basically was like, hi, Ethan, how are you? We had a good conversation. I enjoyed meeting you and talking to you. What have I said precisely that motivated your actions and your accusation, deleting our discussion, et cetera? And then he's basically like, can I have the footage, considering that I went on your show under the supposition

that there would be a conversation that would be public? Yeah, well, he said the word supposition. He won, dog. That's a fire. That's a fire ass word. So anyway, basically, Ethan Klein starts pointing it out. He says, you said a ban on conversion therapy was moral grandstanding uh he said he said that uh wait what yo yo you say you know conversion therapy where a guy is gay and you're like now i got therapy we're gonna make you oh now we can't convert now we can't convert now we

can't do that what if you want to convert to gay should that be legal exactly what if you want to be trans straight trans straight conversion therapy should be yeah yeah that's all i'm saying is all of a sudden you can't do these things what if you're dying on a beach in hawaii you just want to get one kiss to save your life what are you gonna do how do you do that yeah you want to get one cox what do you want to get one in what do you do i just want to get one kiss he didn't do cpr bro i saved myself i kicked a reef you were talking about that's true love's kiss that's true love's kiss oh fuck i thought that was me god damn he went on to say uh ethan this is more grandstanding is really funny he said jordan peterson you believe that you believe in enforced monogamy that you put in a new york times interview

and he put like links to all the times that he said these things uh it wasn't forced monogamy that you put in a new york times interview and he put like links to all the times that he said these things uh wasn't forced monogamy ain't that marriage what the fuck is that uh jordan peterson who's enforcing the monogamy that sounds a little wild so far ethan's making some sense i gotta say right he said and then he also said conversion therapy is moral grandstanding he's a ban on conversion therapy saying hey man you can't just fucking try to make these gay kids straight that's illegal he's like nah you're morally grandstanding that's why i'm talking And on conversion therapy, saying, hey, man, you can't just fucking try to make these gay kids straight. That's illegal. He's like, nah, you're morally grandstanding. That's why I'm talking about you.

Yo, Jordan Peter's a wild boy. What else was he talking about? When I talked to him, he wasn't talking about none of this shit. We were just talking about Michael Cera being a little pussy. Hey, that's the guy that canceled Flagrant University at the end of the day. We had to stop the whole series. He has misinformation? Peterson would probably say, oh, that's a decontextualized version of what I meant to say, and he's just pulling

words that are sounding worse than that. That's what he would probably respond with. That's your supposition. I'm supposing over here. He said, you mischaracterized Bill C-16, resulting in a surge of transphobia. The bill was created to add trans people to a protected group against hate crimes. Using the wrong pronouns would not get anyone sent to jail.

In fact, to this day, zero people have gone to jail, unlike what you proposed. Ethan come over with receipts, boy. He's got screenshots to everything using the wrong pronouns. As a person, I found you amicable and our conversation was very insightful, but I'm just not comfortable being a part of the

pipeline leading to takes like this. And then Hasan Piker reached out and was like, Hey, Jordan, maybe if you want to clarify some of your positions, come on our podcast. Oh, now we can get more views on them? That's foul. That's Hasan Piker. Well, that's a different one, though. They have a show together, Ethan and Hasan.

Wait a minute, so he's willing to do a podcast with them together, but not the one that they did. That's right. Well, I think now that he's more familiar with his politics, he wants to challenge him on some of the things that he said. Ah, he felt he didn't properly challenge them on the first one, so let's run it back. That shit is corny. That's a play for publicity. You can't do

that shit over, you just did it over Twitter. You just did that shit. You didn't know how to challenge those points when he was like, yo, that conversion therapy shit is for the birds? think he's saying it happened later so he said which is fine just don't grant don't say like hey you're banned you should not be allowed on my platform allow them on your platform and keep them on your platform don't delete the episodes and then have them on to say hey we disagree man you know that motherfucker's on i disagree with now they shouldn't be banned from the internet maybe

it's the comic in me but like when somebody says some crazy shit like that i want to hear them rationalize it boy it doesn't matter yeah dr umar goes like white people are evil i'm like tell me go for it give me it dr umar johnson is my favorite bro like every single time he's on the doctor you trust that's literally That's the only doctor you trust. Literally, that's the only doctor I trust. Dr. Umar Johnson. 100%, bro. And Dr. Martin Luther King. Wasn't a doctor.

Yeah, he was. He was a chiropractor, bro. What is Dr. Umar? Dr. Umar's a real doctor. He's a doctor of Pan-Africanism. He wants to surgically remove all the black people from America and take them to Africa.

Wait, that's what he believes? Yes. I don't know. To be honest with you, I just tried to make it work. If you talk to Africans about this, they might feel a way. I think you need to get their permission.

Let's carve out a little bit of land in Africa. That shit is a reason. I don't think we've ever done that. How many white people have ever carved out a little land in Africa? If I'm black and I want to go back to africa i'd be like hey bro this is a refund fuck out of here you can tell me i'm not welcome back whoa so all i say should you take down episodes or like content that you put out in the past that you don't necessarily it's your show you

could do whatever the fuck you want i agree it's your show you can do whatever the fuck you want i'm fine with that i think that to be honest like i think he brought up interesting points i'm curious to see what jordan said about that just because i like jordan so i'm probably giving him the benefit of his doubt but objectively i gotta say like yo if he doesn't like these things that's his platform he decides what goes on his platform and he decides how much responsibility he has for his listeners you know what i mean like i personally don't think that we have to be responsible. Every single person that listens to the podcast, I'd be like, people can make their own decisions and should make their own decisions.

But if he feels like his people are willing to do whatever the fuck they hear on the podcast and that the other things that he says and his beliefs don't have more influence than a guy like Jordan Peterson, then okay, do your thing. I'm actually not mad at that. I'm not mad at taking down. I think it's corny to invite him back and be like, hey, come on another episode and then we'll get mad. Now I'm actually not mad at that. I'm not mad at taking it down. I think it's corny to invite him back and be like, hey, come on another episode, and then we'll get mad. Now I'm ready for you.

Keep the episodes on and have him back. It was a different guy. But they share a pot. It was a co-host. But yeah, the co-host I think would be like, no. But yo, but here's the thing. I would like to hear that convo. Because now they're going to have the discussion about those talking points,

and you're probably going to hear Jordan speak on them in a better more coherent way and it might convince i think no i think that's great i just think don't ban the old episodes and say oh you're dangerous and then bring you back do both or do none i feel like ban it and then like what if they have a convo is amazing they're like oh i actually understand your perspective now i want to put those episodes back up and then it it makes sense. That'd be cool. I really love that combo. I think that that'd be really cool. Because he knows specifically what he doesn't like about Jordan Peterson's philosophy, and then he gets to hear

him out and have him defend it. And that's rare. I actually really liked it. I hope they had that combo. Jordan seems like just such a smart dude who's so good at debate. This guy seems like he might be able to match wits on the opposite side, which would be cool. Because normally, a lot of debate is just who's so good at debate, this guy seems like he might be able to match wits on the opposite side, which would be cool. Because normally a lot of debate is just who's better at arguing. If they're both good at arguing, I would love

to hear them go at this shit. I think we figured it all out. Pay-per-view. Pay-per-view. Sign it up. Thriller Fight Club. Ethan Klein vs. Jordan Peterson. Can I ask you about a famous Andrew?

Not Prince Andrew anymore. Just Andrew. Ethan Klein vs. Jordan Peterson Yo, can I ask you about a famous Andrew? Yeah Not Prince Andrew anymore, just Andrew Yo, isn't that crazy? Yeah So the former Prince Andrew has lost all of his titles We found out what you have to do to lose your titles Yeah You have to either fuck children

Or Or Hit it I think British bankers were unknighted right or I'm pretty sure or

marry a black girl or also marry a black girl fuck children or fuck a black person and you're no longer and the black person will get you out faster real talk

you fuck one black person adios and then I think Princess Diana wasn't she fucking a Middle Eastern yeah and did

did she get to be Princess Diana until she was dead or was she just Diana I think think she was i think they removed the princess forcibly yeah really well if you believe the royal family killed her you know i mean there's a lot of doctors that believe that actually probably i mean it's not the craziest killing the royal family's ever done right like why would it be crazy for us to believe that like wasn't their motherfuckers just beheading people all the goddamn time? Didn't King Henry behead wives he was with?

Yeah. That's more understandable. What I don't understand is that was way more understandable. How do you think he chose which ones to behead and which ones to divorce? Hell yeah.

I bet that shit was easy to be honest with you. He picked that because he didn't want somebody else to go through what he went through. He's trying to help out his people. He's a king. You got to do what's best

for the kingdom. You going to let that girl go out there, marry another person, drive them fucking crazy too? You ever heard of a job where they person drive them fucking crazy too you ever heard of a job where they protect your flock you ever heard of a job where they fired somebody on the first day to send a message to the rest of the employees hell yeah that's what he was doing oh shit i had to do that what'd you do that way nah just suspended on my damn farm it was when i was managing a restaurant oh really no no but not be a a uh a uh the owner of the restaurant told me that i had to do that

really and then that would have the uh the staff did you do it uh no i didn't fire him i didn't fire which is he fired you on the first day they didn't deserve to be fired man i didn't think that was right but he said they'll respect you if you do that and i was like bro we're serving pasta here buddy like i don't need their respect. I don't respect me. I'm making $15 an hour. I'm good. You don't respect me?

That's cool, bro. Can we get this working? Yeah, you right. So yeah, he lost his titles. And basically the family came out and said he's going to be defending himself as a private citizen and no longer as a member of the royal family.

Wow. He's guilty. Pretty much. That's me. His entire identity. He's the crazy thing. Sorry, go, go, go. His whole identity he grew up with is now stripped from him a citizen and no longer as a member of the royal family wow he's basically he's guilty he's pretty much that me his entire identity crazy thing sorry go go his whole identity he grew up with is now stripped from him and he's just a regular fucking person all of a sudden yeah which i guess well he gets to keep his um military title oh yeah that's true vice admiral or something like that but that is kind of wild because oh yeah that is kind of wild man well apparently in 2019 they still don't strip him of his titles they like kind of lessen his role somehow i forget exactly how but in 2019 he

gave an interview where he refused to apologize for his friendship with jeffrey epstein he apparently showed like he seemed to show no remorse for any of the victims and it was just such a bad interview that like right there you could have been like yo let's do something so here's the one they asked him about the sweating or some shit yeah my fucker was dripping yeah not p the guy the guy has a this is something interesting about the the princess andrew dude though or what his name and princess andrew yeah so andrew so other andrew let's call him other andrew what do they have last names i got of york and shit oh yes of york oh yeah it's of the place yeah right um he ain't even that

no more is he i don't know i don't think so anyway the point is is uh with this guy i fucking oh yeah i'm curious what the the age for consent is in great britain in america in most places it's 18 years old it's possible that the girl he slept with i think virginia gufrey is the one it's possible she was above the age of consent in the uk right so she was 17 when they had sex that wouldn't be uh what is it called illegal uh statutory rape now if she is a sexual slave and there's all this other stuff going on, that's something completely different. But the actual act of sex wouldn't technically be illegal in the UK if the age of consent is less than 18, which I believe it might be like 16 years old. That's an interesting wrinkle to the story, because what we know about this story is, oh, they're having sex with underage girls.

Epstein's Island, underage girls, underage, underage, underage, underage. Which to us, 16 will be underage. To us it is, but to there, it wouldn't be. So does he not get charged for that? And if he didn't know, if there's no way to prove that he paid for it, if it was as simple as like, oh yeah, this girl's into you, now it's he said, she said. That's if she's the only girl.

Yeah. Which I think there's more girls. Yeah. And that's why they're officially going, all right, we've got to separate ourselves. You notice this happens after Ghislaine's guilty. And after they say that she's going to drop the list of eight John Does. Yeah. So she comes out.

And technically, I think she's saying that I'm going to remove the desire to object from their naming. Yeah. I thought it was kind of a half-assed thing. So it's not technically. Can you explain that? I don't necessarily understand it completely. But basically, if you're in a legal proceeding

and there are people in your case that aren't actually being charged but they're technically connected you have a ability to basically object to their name being publicized so you can object to it because you your attorneys think that it'll actually proceed like the justice procedure or whatever but now she's saying i'm'm not going to object to that. So they could say the names and she's not going to say they weren't there. Exactly. But she's not necessarily going to confirm that they were.

She's not coming out saying, yo, this is what it is. She's just saying. Now instead of John Doe, it's Andrew Prince, Andrew of York or whatever the fuck. Yeah. So whatever the names come out.

And then it's possible that like the actual courts might not publish the names either. Yo, I don't know if they should be able to take away his titles because the titles are what got him to fuck them little girls if he was just andrew right if he was just regular old andrew of york or whatever like that epstein's not connecting with him and then serving him up the underage box right what happened was he was the prince and it's like how can we get involved in that family and potentially incriminate that family so that we could manipulate some things

that we need to? So that title is what put you in that position. You got to take that. You're the royal family. You got to take that. That's Prince Andrew, bro. I wonder if they're trying to defend him. We take all your titles.

Maybe that helps you in court or something. I think it's a PR move for them. I think they're protecting themselves. But I hear what you're saying. Like, yeah, if he's just a guy it doesn't seem as crazy as like the royal family is behind

this if it's tough to prove he's probably gonna be found not guilty and then he's still living in fucking Buckingham Palace probably got all the access to whatever

he wants does he does he and you gotta be for that motherfucker bro because you're Andrew of New York I'm Andrew of New York

hey new and improved very much improved 100% Andrew of old York looking I'm Andrew of New York. New and improved. Very much improved. 100%. Andrew of Old York. He's from the Old York? Yeah. You know we give a fuck about that. Y'all never go to England and go visit York.

What's the age you can send in New York? Shit, 18. Then you go. That's why you can do it. New York is so much better than Old York. Ain't shit in Old York, bro. They don't have a Queens. I guess they have one Queen. They got one got they got one queen we got queens technically you know

we got multiple queens yeah facts we don't play games all right anything else so they stripped his titles they take his money also right like they oh now he doesn't get like a stipend yeah but he's breaded all these motherfuckers like breaded like they set them up they give them inheritance they got they're good bro they're fucking good you wanna hit like three feelings no facts

let's hit three feelings no facts real quick ready Leonardo DiCaprio went on the best date of all time this is great this is great

this is a fake story though right Mark that's what people are saying yeah but let's choose to believe it's real for now

rumor mill but basically they're saying that he rented out an entire movie theater with this model that he was dating he's still dating

he's still dating yeah played all the star wars movies and then ran around swinging a lightsaber yeah legendary shit and the story was that she said this was the worst date she's ever been on right and it's a great storyline because it's like all right lady like we don't know you and you got to go on a date with leonardo caprio like there's plenty of dates you've gone on that are worse than that you know but it's probably a fake story. I think it's from a satirical website. So it somehow got picked up as being real. But if it was real, awesome. Dude, that's how great, that's how much of the fucking goat Leo is and how cool he is.

We probably are never going to watch another Star Wars ever. And we're like, that guy's so cool, dude. He's doing that on a date. What a hero. We got to publish fake date stories. That's what it is. We need a publicist. I don't know where our publicist is,

but if we get someone to come out and say all the fake dates we want, I feel like that would be. Oh, that's a great idea. Like a good PR move. Yeah. I mean,

still like, what would you do? What would your ideal fake date be? Montana. So I shut down. Yeah. You shut down Montana. The whole state is out.

I want a date with Hannah Montana, bro. In Montana. Shut down Montana. Wow. Me and Miley Cyrus, we were kicking it. And that comes out. yeah you shut down montana whole state is out with hannah montana bro in montana shut down montana me and miley cyrus we were kicking it and that comes out and i don't deny it or confirm it that's just what it is yeah could be sick this is good pr what do you think we just got to keep throwing out fake dates yeah that's fire oh shit okay okay akash what's your fake date? Son, London is mine for the day. I took that shit back. Oh, you colonized London.

I shut down London for a day, colonized that shit. Me and my queen, you know what I mean? We ran it. Bitch. That's kind of cool. Yeah, got it back. Al, your fake date? I think I go the Pete Davidson route and put the rumor out that I have just a huge dick.

The crazy meat. Yeah, so now just every's just has to see it for themselves i just don't want to disappoint anybody that much but by that time it's too late yeah that's true you know what i'm saying hey we here now yeah like what are they gonna do not do it yeah dove what's your fake date she said yes finally i'm out with gal gadot and i hire some people to actually you know Try to stick us up And I defend Against

You know why that's not believable Because you would never dated you That's the only Unbelievable part Yeah Damn it Wow But you saved Superwoman

That would be fucking incredible What was your date You're in Hawaii Oh yeah Wonder Woman What's my date Yeah I'm in Hawaii Yeah

And Drowning He saves his girl from drowning I save myself I save myself That's bravery bro i saved myself yo nah i don't know what my fake date is kyle lenny towing you into nazaree oh he's so sick actually i'm terrified i'm terrified yeah it's so weird like the idea of dates has completely changed now that i'm married like i do feel like i should put some more we've spoken about this

before but like effort in like i'd like to yeah i'd like to like think of something creative and clever etc but and maybe this is just an excuse but my girl is so particular with things do you guys go through that 100 so it's like i could buy her a gift right but she would be so much happier if i got her something that she wanted. Yeah. Even though it wasn't a surprise. Yeah. Then if I get her a jacket or some shit, she can wear it two or three times,

she can never fucking wear it again. That's how you know we bought him too much shit. Keep going. Keep going on that. Early on, early on, I buy you anything, you're over the fucking moon.

Oh my God, he got me a Gucci purse or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Now, that's not the Gucci purse I like. Yeah. Why, that's not the Gucci purse I like. Why wouldn't you know the Gucci purse I like? This is a silver chain instead of a gold chain.

Oh, the hardware is important. Hardware is very important. Very important. That's why it's so hard to buy them wedding presents. Can't figure it out. Neither one of us got a wedding present from this guy. Can you believe it? Neither one of us got a wedding present from this guy.

This guy is a piece of shit. What did you get it? Neither one of us got a wedding present from this guy. What did you get me? Money. Yo, this is what he did. He did the same shit. What? Because I had the Tesla and he paid for it for, I don't know, two months. And he's like, that's your gift. Not a problem. Give me back the money. You owe me the Tesla. And I'll give you... Can I do you one better?

I'm going to give it to Mark. Can I do you one better? Can I do you one better? I'll give you that money if you give me back the $800 that I gave you for a hotel pass that never happened. That you told me you would cover. That you told me you would cover. That you told me you would cover.

Anytime. Send me the Venmo request right now. You get it right now on the pod. Send it to me right now. You got that. You want to get now on the pod. Send it to me right now. You got that. You want to get it on the pod. I can't wait to see it. I can guarantee everyone after wedding gift

and the 800 I owe him, I'll still be up and I'm going to Venmo you for a Tesla cost. Okay, please do it. Send me the cost, you fucker. Speaking of money disputes,

did Logan Paul buy fake Pokemon cards? Oh, fuck. I meant to hit him. What's the deal with that? He got his money back. I'm sure he had to get his money you are but what an awesome video yeah like just everything about it you're interested yeah it's like getting ripped off even if the whole thing was like orchestrated and fake it's like perfect internet vlog yeah it's amazing like and also like built

in interest with pokemon for like years yeah You know that he actually cares about it. Did you add in the original unboxing that he did? Yeah. All the content he's got out of this box of Pokemon cards, whether they're real or fake. No, he put music on it, too. That video has an arc. That's a little film right there.

And he got his money back, dog. What a win. Yeah. What a win. He made money. Yeah. He made money getting ripped off for $3.5 million. Crazy.

Yeah. It'd be nice if he didn't think he was going to get his money back. That would be like the sheer devastation when you look at it and then finding a way like afterwards. But fuck three and a half million down a drain. But also, even if they were fake, the amount of money he got from the videos or whatever, like probably paid him back. Whether it's through like endorsement.

He got so many views. And through like his stock rising, like being a half a million mark. That's a lot. In termsment. Bro, he got so many views. And through his stock rising. Three and a half million, Mark? In terms of brand equity, I'm going to say yes. Also, three and a half million. I feel you losing confidence. No, that was my point. Three and a half million is seven million, fam. Wait, what? Because that's seven million

tax free. I don't understand. Seven million dollars. You get taxed about 50%. So you got to make seven million to buy some stuff for three and a half. That's a good point. Now, granted, if he's doing videos about it, maybe he could make an argument that it's a business expense. Sure.

Right? So maybe he could write off maybe a portion of it or something like that. Maybe he could write off the whole thing. But still, that's a lot of money. To generate that amount just to be able to pay for it, that's a lot of money to generate. Yeah. Just to be able to pay for it, that's a lot of money to generate. Just to be able to throw it away and it's not there, I would have killed somebody.

I could kill somebody for that amount of money. That's a lot of money. Real talk. Still $3.5 million? You could pay a lot less to have that guy killed. A lot less. Yeah. A lot less.

I could kill. You wouldn't kill him. No, I could. You would hire someone. I would hire. I wouldn't do him no i could you would hire someone i would hire i wouldn't do it myself yeah i would have someone else do it dog you got out hell yeah i had my dad do it because he forget oh that's a good point and then you couldn't say he's lying he probably would too that's a damn motherfucker i'd tell that motherfucker i'd be like bro you're gonna forget about this no matter what just shoot that motherfucker and then you're good

he'd probably go there forget what he're going to forget about this no matter what. Just shoot that motherfucker, and then you're good. He'd probably go there, forget what he was supposed to do, end up becoming best friends with that motherfucker. I found this gun. So you steal Pokemon cards. Tell me about that. Look at this gun I found. Isn't that cool?

Anyway, one more, Mark, and then we got to get our guests in, man. All right. You want to talk about this Japanese woman that got a sperm donor? Yes. basically she's a japanese woman got a sperm donor found out the sperm donor wasn't who they said he was and turns out he was actually a chinese dude and now she is uh here's other interesting things a refund i guess yeah she she gave the kid up for adoption no well here's here's a couple things one the guy wasn't just not japanese and chinese he also went to a much worse school than he said he went to he said he went to like one of the best schools in japan and he there was one other big

fucking lie he told i forget what it was but basically he lied about multiple things so can i can i tell and i just ask you guys this this This is actually a really good thing. We think that he's wrong for doing that, right? Because he's misleading her. Now, granted, they were trying to have a child and did have a child. That's a way bigger investment. But we think he's wrong for misleading her. What if a trans person did the same thing?

Would we feel equally the same that they were that wrong for misleading that person what if they've tried to get a trans friend owner are we allowed to answer this or are every episode every podcast we've ever done gonna get taken down no i mean like i mean like let's say a trans person wasn't a forthcoming about i think you should be forthcoming trans i don't think it's crazy to ask and what if they were specifically asked because if nobody asks i understand it is what it is but you lied to me but fucked up yeah if if you lie to somebody what is the uh recourse right there what did a little duval say it was yeah i'm just saying it's an interesting discussion. It's like how important, like when you have a child with somebody, there's an actual physical

investment. Let me give you a different example. Let's say you had a lot of plastic surgery. You didn't tell that person, right? And they ask you, hey, what did you look like when you were younger? Where's the blah, blah, blah? You don't show them. And then you have a kid and they find out.

And I think there's been an example of this before, but like, should there be some sort of like restitution for that as well? You're misleading somebody and then developing a life with them right like that's pretty that's pretty crazy man yeah and those genetics really matter you know why this guy's even more foul though what so apparently there's only one sperm donor bank in japan and there's only like 12 sites for insemination. So there's a big black market for sperm donation. Do you know how he got her pregnant?

Sex. Multiple times. Wow. So he even more fell. Oh, she was just asking for a sperm donor. She's asking for a sperm donor but because it's so hard to get,

there's only one sperm bank in Japan. Yeah. There's apparently like 10,000 kids they think have been conceived this way. Where it's like, look, I'll pay you, you fuck me me and then i want your kid wow china really taking over

big trying to really take it on the sperm donor at a time yeah this is kind of crazy sleeper sperm cells yeah yeah this is this is wild i don't know man i don't know this is wild but lying from a sperm donor seems crazy yeah i mean in general it's fucked up but i don't think there's any reason they should get in trouble interesting he's suing this she's suing this guy for like two and a half million or something crazy two and a half million dollars motherfucker my school nothing and girls for free like come on he just wanted some pussy that's it that's it but isn't it so easy to get in japan like you know i mean they have like a sex issue over there they have a big sex issue.

There's dudes that's willing to fill it up. There's dudes that's willing to fill it up. That's a good point. She's just got to go and throw it out there. I don't need you involved in her life. I just want you to fill it up. But he could also bang probably mad chicks. He doesn't have to lie to her.

Try to be a sperm donor. No, but I think nobody wants to fuck. Well, that's the thing. She should have known that he wasn't Japanese when he wanted to have sex. That's a good point. That's on her. Yeah, this is really on her. How does she not tell the difference? A man that wants to fuck well that's the thing she should have known that he wasn't japanese when he wanted to have sex that's a good point on her yeah this is really on her how does she not tell the difference a man that wants to have sex i'm saying like people always get mad at us oh you can't tell she literally banged him like that's not on us we need an apology yeah we need an apology i'm not trying to be offensive we need a fucking

apology yo we was right yeah we was right the whole fucking time. We was right about what? What was we right about? We was right, Al. God knows. God knows. God knows my heart. God knows my heart.

Hey, God knows my heart. Who says that? Who says that? God knows my heart.