Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Kanye left Schulz off DONDA 2

Episode Date: February 15, 2022

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I've done a complete 180 on Kanye West. This guy's a fucking genius, dude. Now, I know you guys started thinking he was brilliant with the whole MAGA stuff. Me, I was giving a lot of pushback. I did. You were like, I think this guy's on to something. I did. Freedom, right?

Make America back. You know what I mean? Let's get in some trouble, sir. So, yeah, that was you and your constituents. That's me. You, Ted Cruz, and all your boys and everything. All my hom boys and all the people that you hang out with all the fucking time you know what i mean right wing sing in the building right wing sing dude that's really all that happens you put out a funny comedy special and you just become a right wing that's really crazy right

if your special is not funny yeah the left likes you if it's actually funny then the right's like this guy's on to something i'm a real problem for the left real tough this guy's the worst yeah ben shapiro sees like dave chappelle special about the trans community he's like finally there's some funny stuff from this guy it's good to see him being funny again right that's literally what's happening yeah if the right wing likes your stuff it's probably funny yeah the jokes hold up if they do i'm just saying if they want to use you yeah right because i don't want to be your puppet but i appreciate that you appreciate my jokes exactly they tend to like jokes the left tends to like points exactly that i think is the perfect way to say it but just to bring it back to where you guys thought he was a

genius especially fucking al dude al was out dude i think it's right-wing Al. Look at him today. He looks like Uncle Phil. Dude, this is right-wing Al. His beanie gets smaller every episode. No, my head's getting bigger, bro. Oh, shit. Why is it getting bigger, Al? What's going on?

It's Valentine's Day. No, Al, you initially gave a little... I'll be fair yeah you initially gave some pushback yes to kanye when he went on that date with the black woman no no no no it was when He starts crying about abortion. Not Pete. Not Pete. Okay?

No. Okay, so Kanye, right, this week, he just starts deciding to bully Pete Davidson. I mean, it's so unnecessary. Like, literally just trying to roast him. Yeah. Right? And I'm sitting here, and I'm going literally just trying to roast him. Right? And I'm sitting here. I'm going like, what the fuck did Pete do?

Like, what did he do wrong? I'm literally going, what did he do wrong? Nothing, bro. Wait, what did he do wrong? He's been plotting. Oh, you think this is all. Yeah, he's been plotting on Kim. If that's the case, then I understand and bullying him. Yeah.

Okay, go on that. Go on that. I mean, like, he's been throwing like shade at Kanye for a minute on SNL all the time. Like, he's done it three times on SNL. Like, throw, like, just a little shade at Kanye. There's not even that many for Kanye. Like, think about how much Kanye opens himself up to be made fun of. And you took three shots.

But he's still homies, kind of. Like, he's cool with Cudi kind of like he's cool with cuddy and cuddy's cool with yay they should be a little bit like yo don't take shots at me on a fucking national television i guess and then come on my wife yeah yeah that's who he's taking shots in he's taking shots that's who i think he's upset kiss her on snl when they're going through the breakup fire come on that's fucked up shit while he's there son he's an actor he's in the audience watching that's what he said oh i didn't realize i didn't know that kanye said he was in the audience watching oh that's right beating dick okay that's right dude is kanye a cock

what do you mean dude do you know you don't think kanye's a cock you He probably wasn't. He probably wasn't. What do you mean, dude? It's so unnecessary. Do you know, you don't think Kanye's a cock? You don't think he just rolled his fucking head, whatever that thing is? His head? What is that mask that you're wearing? Dude, I almost called it a head scarf. It's a ski mask. Ski mask. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, rolled his ski mask down. He had a hijab. He had a hijab, okay? No, no. The reason why I called him genius i thought it was it was me that he's bullying pete but i'm also like pete you're a comedian like now that this is your wheelhouse yeah body this motherfucker this is what you do yeah like if he wants to get into it with music with you just bow out gracefully yes but if it's jokes body and this motherfucker's

walking around with cowboy boots on all day? Yes. Or whatever the fuck he's wearing? Get out of here. Come on, bro. Now it's time. Yeah. Now it's time to start shooting.

That being said, the genius of Kanye is this. I don't think Kanye gives a flying fuck about Pete. I don't think he cares about anybody sleeping with Kim. I think Kanye only cares about Kanye. Okay. And? I think what Kanye does is when it's time to drop an album or if he's going through an episode, and I don't want to chalk up all his behavior to like a mental episode. I think that's kind of unfair.

You're like just to discredit any behavior that we have or he has that we don't like is like oh it's a mental episode whatever but i think what he does is when kanye's in the i want attention mode yeah whatever generates attention he latches on to and continues to pull into his universe right he went on a date with a few girls before julia fox that julia fox date blew up on the internet and i think he was like oh this is my girlfriend now yes i don't know if it's oh my god i have so much in common with julia fox i love julia fox i think it's simple as the internet loves what's going on over here let's milk this for a little bit yes see how long this is interesting for right he goes at pete the internet fucking explodes oh i'm gonna keep going to keep going at Pete. I'm going to keep going at Pete

over and over and over again. I'm going to post memes. I'm going to post more jokes. I'm going to call him ugly, do all these things. I don't think he gives a flying fuck that there's somebody with Kim. If he cared that people slept with his wife, he wouldn't have wifed her. Kim! She has a sex tape out. Literally. Who didn't fuck her? I think he likes

that people fuck her. I think he likes it. I think he likes it. Dude, because he I think he likes it. I think he likes it. Why would he like it? Dude, because he's a cock. Dude, I think he's a cock, dude. Allegedly. You can't be calling people cocks. He's a right-wing cock, dude.

Why is he right-wing? He's a right-wing cock. Ooh. Yes. Because usually... Closet cocks are right-wing. I don't think he's even closeted. I think he likes it.

Open cock. I think he's open. Out of the closet cock, dude. All right. Out of the closet cuck, dude. Out of the closet right wing cuck. Okay. 100%. So, actually, I'm not 100% sure about that. Again, this is all-

Is he a right wing genius cuck as well? I think he's a right wing genius cuck, dude. Low key. That's next level right there. Honestly, right wing cucks are better, dude. Why is this? It just seems to be like, yeah, fuck her. Do you know what I mean?

It feels like a liberal cuck would be in the corner like, don't fuck my wife. Stop. Don't fuck my wife. They're sad about it. Tears in the loop. But right-wing would be like, oh, that's all you got? No, she doesn't like that.

Yeah, do it different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like coaching. You can't fill that up. Yeah, jeez. Yeah, you can't drench her. Oh, he's, yeah. He's like coaching. You can't fill that up. Yeah, jeez. Yeah, you can't trench her. Oh, he's a coach. He's a coach, but he's telling her what to do alpha.

Yeah. Like he's making beats, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? This guy knows. That's a hit right there. He's a creative. Yeah, ho.

He's going to make a movie out of this experience. That is kind of right-wing mentality. You just want to outsource your labor. Let someone else do it. I'm going to go work on 4X trading or some shit yes it's kind of 100 you can't do everything do you think elon's actually building the rockets he's a rocket cock dude yeah someone else is building his fucking rockets yeah someone else is building his own cock dude steve jobs he's a he's an iphone music listening cock he's the biggest he's the biggest tech cuck in history,

Steve Jobs. Do you think? Yeah, dude. Do you think? He just outsourced it to everybody else, namely Chinese slaves. Just tech cuck.

Can't we just call them Chinese at this point? Can't we just call if they're working and making things, we know that they're slaves over there, right? Yeah, that's true.

Or very minimal wage. Yeah. Very minimal. Slave wage, you might say. you might slave wage you might even say it might even it's a goddamn shame all i'm trying to say is kanye is a genius with his ability to recognize what is going on continue to stir up the fucking pot what is the expression charlemagne always says stir up water so you can catch fish that is that is it is genius what he's doing. He's just watching it week after week. Another thing. Oh, people really care that I'm beefing with Pete Davidson?

I'm going to lean all the way in with this Pete Davidson shit. He gets it, dude. All he wants is attention. Yep. He is a vacuum for it. And maybe he's doing it because there's an album rollout. Maybe he's doing it because he's sad. You know, maybe he's doing it because he's having a mental episode.

But it's undeniable his ability to get everybody in at least the united states talking about it is there a chance all three of them are okay with everything and i've thought about that go on that like if i'm if i'm kim my entire career has been drama the entire show and they got a new streaming deal is oh there's so much craziness happening in my life. Why don't you watch it unfold on the show? So she got no problem with this. If you're Pete, think about your level of fame when Kanye starts attacking you online. Even if he's not privy to it all and knows about it in advance, I bet he's cool with it.

Kanye West is jealous of me. Think about the fucking level that puts you on an snl credit not supposed to get you this yeah this must get you a couple movies that people probably don't see who's the last breakout star before pete on snl sudakis kristen wig that's 10 plus years ago he got an snl credit and now he's being mentioned dude eddie murphy is the last guy i remember being mentioned like this from snl yo Yo, this is so true. And is it true gender equality? Because Pete has slept

his way to the top? Yes! We hear all the time that women sleep in their way to the top. I don't know what woman slept their way to the top. I know women who slept their way to the middle or the upper echelon of the top. But what woman really slept her way to the top? Nancy Reagan?

Is Pete the Nancy Reagan on the top but what woman really slept her way to the top and this motherfucker nancy reagan yeah is pete the nancy reagan of whatever we're talking about what are we talking about sleeping your way to the top celebrities sleeping your way to the top yes yes yes is he the nancy reagan of fucking yes unbelievable and she was the first lady she got to give tours of the white house and shit pete don't even got to give tours of kanye's old crib we seen it right we seen it we know it doesn't have a hot tub yeah it doesn't have a hot tub yeah that was the first crack in the foundation of their marriage man that shit is the funniest video you ever see that one where kim goes like uh kim, and you know, we don't even have a hot tub. And then Kanye just goes, can you believe? Can you believe it?

We don't even have a hot tub. That's when I was like, oh, this is starting to crack right here. Yeah, it's over. It's over. So yeah, I don't know, man. What do you think about what he did with Cudi, though? Who's Kid Cudi? Okay, don't do this

Someone needs to explain to me You might have heard of Kid Cudi If you listen to like the oldies stations On the radio They probably got some Kid Cudi on there What is a Kid Cudi song that came out recently? You do this at the group chat and we got you there Okay, you can't do this

No, no, no, just tell me what is Kid Cudi I've never, honestly. Day and night. He just combined two songs together. Oh, no, I know this one. Everything that glides in home has got to be gold. That shit. I killed that shit.

I killed that shit. Everything that glitters is gold. I killed that shit. Yeah. Tell me what you're doing. No, no, not Barenaked Ladies. I. Tell me what you're talking about. No, no, not Barenaked Ladies.

I don't know Kid Cudi's music. Yes, you do. I know there's a song, Day and Night. Oh, that's the one I think I'm singing. The Lonely Soldier. I think I'm singing that. Am I singing that? No. You started that, and then you went to a different one.

I was like, what? I didn't know that worked. He just remixed that. Day and Night. Is that Fire? Sure. Day and Night. Yeah, that's the one. It's not fire. Day and night. Yeah, ask him.

Ask him. Day and night. Oh, the singing voice is back, bro. The lonely soldier wants to go to war at night. Okay. High, high, high. Day and night. Osama bin Laden got his house stormed at night.

That's not the lyrics at all. Day and night. We shot his wives and we shot him at night. What? Day and night. Because they were complacent with his silly fight okay it's terrorism okay so you do know him you do know isn't that kid cuddy dude i think we got that shit to be honest what is kid cuddy

what is kid cuddy bro kid cuddy's uh he's a performing i don't know what he is i don't know why people care i see him in the dresses okay he's a grammy award-winning uh singer-songwriter so is bjork so many letters came out of your mouth. So is Bjork. That was an insane amount of letters. Okay. Like super insane. Day and night. The lonely Bjork. Is he Bjork for rap? Uh, no.

Is he the Bjork of rap? What is Bjork the Bjork of rap? Yanni. Just some fucking dumb bitch from Iceland that wears stupid shit for no reason and people go, wow, I think they're an artist. No. Bjork's a girl. I think that was a dude. No, Bjork is a girl.

She wore a swan. Yeah, Bjork is a girl, though. Yeah. Fine ass girl. I was a dude. No, Bjork is a girl. She wore a swan. Yeah, Bjork is a girl, though. Yeah. Fine ass girl. You think I'm thick, bro? Oh, Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is that what Kid Cudi is?

Two turntables and a microphone. Nah, he's probably fat. Got two turntables and a microphone. Where is that? Kid Cudi ain't never met no turntables and a microphone. Yo, Kid Cudi, dude. Now, for real, what is Kid Cudi? Can never met no turntables and a microphone. Yo, Kid Cudi, dude. Now, for real, what is Kid Cudi? Can everybody explain this to me?

What do you mean, what is he? I need to know, like, why. He's a musician. He's a rapper. He's a rapper, but why does he have some, like, because he said some wild shit. He goes, everybody knows I was the best part of your albums. Okay, yeah.

Who's everyone? It depends what album you're talking about yes it does album which album was he the best part of kids he goes but they just do that together yeah it wasn't that uh considered a trash album am i wrong hey nobody listen to kids see ghosts eight oh eight's a heartbreak yeah oh that was recent that was very recent what year was that 2009 it was a while ago but yeah has kid cuddy put out any music recently shifty likes kids see ghosts mr rager bro that came out like 2019 i did not hear about that so it can't be a big deal yo can i ask y'all a question Yo yo yo, kick ass Akash is the mentor for rap music in America I'm the guy Bro, I'm literally I'm the coach of the test zone He comes in and sits down next to me like

Taps on my computer I did this He goes, hey Mark, what's up buddy? I didn't do that Quick question That's not fair What is, what is screw music? That's true

That's true I got drill You can't see how I got drill and screw confused Why is Eric Adams trying to bury the screw music? It's very similar things Drill, screw, these are synonyms Screw music I was staying quiet because I was like, I don't know what the fuck screw music is

It's a new one It's a new one It's a new one It's a new one It Adams trying to be It's very similar things. Screw music. Drill, screw. These are synonyms. Screw music. I was staying quiet because I was like, I don't know what the fuck screw music is. There's a new one?

We got a new one, brother? Y'all ain't gonna tell me about this? That's not P. Screw is where we were in college. That's not P. That's where Paul Wallenham.

Shot and screw. Shot and screw. Drill and screw actually has synonyms. You can't see how I got mixed up. What? Mike Jones. Who? Mike shit is synonyms. You can't see how I got mixed up? What? Mike Jones.

Who? Mike Jones. There you go. Mike Jones. God dang, this is old, bro. Hey, bro, what you talking about? How do you know nothing? How do you know nothing?

I know hammer music, bro. How many different tools we got, bro? Come on. I got drill music. I got screw music. Yes. Okay? Come on now. Yeah, bro. Come on, dog. Come on, bro. You ain't got got drill music. I got screw music. Okay? Come on now.

Come on, bro. You ain't got nothing to do. I got protractors. I got xylophone. What's a music? That's an instrument. Fuck, that's an instrument. Jesus Christ, we're Tim Allen when you need it. You ran out of tools that quick. That's not ratchet. That's a tool.

I gotta figure out new things to do besides tools. Come on now. If anybody's been talking about tools,. That's a tool. Y'all gotta figure out new things to do besides tools. Come on, now. If anybody's be talking about tools, it's the Mexicans. What are you trying to say? They be knowing construction terms. Oh, because they be building shit? Yeah. Damn, bro. That's seeing kind of racist.

Ain't no reason to bring Mexicans into this for no fucking reason, bro. I didn't say it was their career. I just said they're handy people. Yo, we got other people build shit. White people build shit, too. What y'all built in the last hundred years? In the last hundred? Yeah.

Shit. Very successful right wing media force that's been able to push forward our agenda and make sure that we bring freedom

to the people. You ever heard of Roger Hamilton? Jesus Christ, dude. You're right about that. That's my bad. That's my bad. If you're the Gen Z expert,

you know everything about rap music. I honestly don't know what Kid Cudi does. I know he's in movies sometimes and and every time I see him there, and I'm like, he's not famous enough for how bad he is at acting to be here. What was the answer? Hey, can we be honest?

That wedding dress shit, Dennis Rodman been done that. Been done it. Been done that. Been done it. Yo, that shit is older than screw music. Yeah, you want to talk about dinosaurs? I'm not impressed no more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to talk to talk about dinosaurs? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You want to talk all this dinosaur talk? Yeah, come on, dog. Okay, you did the whole I'm going to wear a wedding dress for clout thing. Corny. Super corny. Y'all like that? Wait, that's your hero? Bro, he was doing Kurt Cobain.

Your hero. He was doing that too, dog. Kurt did it first. Yeah, he was paying a homage. Stop paying homage. Stop dick riding. Stop dick riding. Oh, I like the energy.

I don't hear dick riding. I like the energy. No, for real. Don't say dick like that. Yo, why is it that these young millennial white kids love soft ass black dudes so much? Because black people are not scared of them. Why do you love emasculated black men? Why do you have to emasculate black men

for them to be famous and successful? Have you seen where rap music came from? That's fire! What are you talking about? Funkmaster Flex wearing frilly shirts? They were all super gay back in the day. What are you talking about? You crazy, bro.

Adidas tracksuits, dog. Adidas tracksuits, dog. Yeah. Adidas tracksuits. Fuck Mr. Flex. Hey, I want a picture of NWA in a fucking wedding gown. He's talking about Dr. Flash. Yes, you're screwed, man. I'm talking about Dr. Flash. You're talking about Grandmaster Flash.

You don't even know their names. That's his. Yo, you just screw music right there. That's you, dummy. Real talk. Now, one picture. Look at you. Keep going.

Keep going. Bro, this is how rap music started. Nah, nah, nah. It was guys dressed like the going keep going bro. This is how rap music started. Nah, nah Nah, those guys dressed like the village people, bro. Let me see This is what rap music came from. All right, and we're just getting back to that the truth the roots That's fire Bitches pants

Goddamn picture was there look at that fucking outfit. He's wearing in the front that bud light that guy was there front row stop hating those dudes get pussy that's my point we're going back to a kid cutting his pussy no kid doesn't cut he dresses like he gets fucked yes he does like pussy all emotional and sad all these black dudes that y'all look up to what's going on over here there's some some racism baked in. That's the agenda. Real talk, that's get out. What? Y'all are get out. Y'all get out. Why do you need black men to be all hyper-masculine? I need black men to be wherever the fuck they want to be.

Not dressing like white ladies. Why is that bad? He's dressed like Kurt Cobain. He's dressed like a white lady. He's dressed like Kurt Cobain. Kurt Cobain was trying to dress like a white lady. Whatever his fucking name is, bro. Kurt Cobain was trying to dress like a white lady. Whatever his fucking name is, bro. Kurt Cobain was trying to dress like a white lady, dog.

He definitely wasn't dressing like no minority. He's from fucking Seattle. You're right. Yeah. Okay. So he was trying to dress like a white woman. So that's even worse. Why?

Because he's trying to dress like a white man trying to dress like a white woman. That's double white. But that's what he wants to do. That's beautiful. Be white. He wants to dress like a white woman. Just your hero? Be original. Bro, I love Cudi. Bro, he won mad grammys for what so that macklemore and uh

what's that song about day and night that's the day the whole day you just described the whole fucking day yeah that's everything what what everything every day he just described every day what about it bro there's day and then there night. What else the lonely stoner seems to what's the last words? Free his mind at night. Yeah, the day in that don't you say at night? at night That's all makes sense the lonely stoner sees the free is mine at night There you go. See how that makes sense even declare that shit seems to if you disagree. I understand See how that makes sense?

Can't even declare that shit. Seems to. If you disagree, I understand. Say what it is, fam. That's a good point. Bro, Kid Cudi makes music for people that have been through stuff. He seems to. Been where? Been where?

Been through stuff, bro. You wouldn't get it. Suburban problem. You wouldn't get it, bro. It's fucking unbelievable. It's for people like me and Cudi that have been through real shit, bro. It's for bachelorette parties. Every fucking bachelorette party, they're playing that stupid song, guaranteed.

Oh, I relate to this so much. I'm such a lonely stoner. I need to smoke weed to go to sleep at night. Yo, yo, yo. Right? Soft! He unoriginal, dog. Everything about this guy been done. He's an angsty white guy in a black guy body. He dressed like Hercule Bane. He dressed like the Madonna or the fucking

Dennis Rodman wedding dress. What's original about this man? Tell me something. You don't know anything about him. That's a white thing to say. That's what he said. You don't get me. you don't know anything about him that's a white thing to say you don't get me you don't understand me we do understand you we do understand you you're not that interesting if you have to wear a dress you're not that interesting if you have to ever put on a dress style over substance you're not that interesting. Simple as that. Mark, rebuttal? Rebut? Feel free to rebut.

Why? Because you have no rebuttal. When you come back, it's just dumb. It is, bro. It's just dumb, bro. I'm just saying, bro. Do something interesting. Be a vampire.

Do you know what I mean? Like Playboy Carti, I get. Playboy Carti is a fucking legend, dude. This guy's the truth. This guy makes music. That's original. Vamp life. Wow, that was good. That was good right there.

Come on, son. Yo, y'all got to learn more about the next generation. You're not out here, bro. Vamp life. Pull the jacket over. Pull the jacket over. Vamp life! Vamp life! It's vamp life for life! And you know what?

It's going to be long life because we vampires. We don't die out there! Vamp life! Vamp life! Kid Cudi ain't got no vamp life. Kid Cudi don't even got a call sign. That's a good point. Kid Cudi can't even engage his fans.

How does Kid Cudi, how does he engage his fans? He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a vampire. He's a life. Kid Cudi don't even got a call sign. Kid Cudi can't even engage his fans.

How does Kid Cudi, how does he engage his fans? What does he do? Everybody unite! What does Kid Cudi do to unite all his fans? What could he possibly do? Nothing, bro. Nothing. What could he possibly do?

I'm just laughing. Describe how the world revolves around the sun. Day and night, bro bro What does he do? How does Kid Cudi bring them all together? He's not Playboy Cardi He'll never be Playboy Cardi Never ever in his life I wish Kid Cudi would come up to Playboy Cardi

Talking shit I wish he would come up to us the vamps talking shit Come up here Kid Cudi talking shit I swear to God i swear to god i swear to fucking god i'm not playing no more with kid kuddy bro if he comes for us one more time it's on it's literally on bro i swear to god i smell blood in his fucking veins what do you do when you smell blood? I want to suck it out. I want to fucking suck it out. Where are you going to suck it from?

Literally, I can feel my canines growing just because I'm getting so angry trying to defend my Lord and Savior. You really dressed up like Cal Dracula for this shit too, son. There's fire in the hair and everything. I'm not playing around right now, Al. I'll fucking bite you. I'll fucking bite you. You thought that big ass collar

was going to stop me from getting at that neck? Is that what you thought? No, I'm not ready for fair play. I'm not ready for fair play. I'm not there yet, bro. I'm not there yet.

I'm coming out. Okay, final thoughts on Kanye. Say what? Kanye's a genius. Okay. Playboy Cardi is'm coming out. Okay, final thoughts on Kanye. Say what? Kanye's a genius. Okay. Okay. Playboy Cardi is the GOAT.

Okay. Okay. Kid Cudi is a nobody. A nobody. All right. Okay. And that's it. Name four songs from Kid Cudi.

What about Pete? Pete Davidson? Yeah. Stop bullying Pete, yo. Yeah. Hey, do nothing wrong, but come on your Davidson? Yeah. Stop bullying Pete, yo. Yeah. Ain't doing nothing wrong, but come on your wife. Okay, oh my God. Or in. Or in. Possibly. Possibly.

Possibly. What's got me? Come on. Why you mad? Why you mad? Big ass dick just going to town on your wife? Who cares, bro? Wow, you get fucked up. Who cares? By whom? By real talk? And I will say this seriously. Pause that shit up i will say this seriously pause that shit i will say seriously if if but if pete comes from playboy cardi's ex that's crossing the line what's that

girl's name iggy Azalea. The vamps not having that. The vamps are not having that. That's how much you want to be a vampire right after the palest bitch on earth. Ain't that funny? What a fucking bomb I just had. Yo. I saw you trying and I was like, fuck, no.

I was ready, dude. I was ready to fucking go, dude. Okay. What are you going to do? But can we move on from Kid Cutter? Guys, in all seriousness, can we actually take this serious? In all seriousness, can we take this serious?

Okay, there's truckers in Canada. The truckers haven't even moved. How are you going to pivot? The truckers in Canada haven't even moved. What a stupid game. No, this is an important transition. The truckers are just standing there. Okay, the cars aren't even moved. What a stupid day. No, this is an important transition. The truckers are just standing there. Okay, the cars aren't even moving.

Being racist. Do you know how confusing this is to the Muslim world that they're not running over innocent people? They're just sitting there. Do you know they're just sitting there? Oh, my transition is crazy. What? You know, Cuddy made a compilation of where every song

goes to the next one perfectly. So did he. He just did that. I feel like we could use that a little bit. He made an album where what happens? Every song goes perfect. It's a compilation album. Men on the Moon. Every song goes right to the next one. That's never been done before. I'm just saying it's brilliant. It hasn't really been done in hip-hop like that.

Hip-hop like that. We can use that on this pod where we go and transition. I just transitioned perfectly. I just transitioned perfectly into the next topics which is the truckers who have been moved starting this weekend and arrested yeah wait what they're not arrested we gotta go save them they moved them though they're moving i swear to god did you really just tell me that? Did they start to get- They can't get bigger bro.

They can't get no bigger. I swear to God. Are they coming after my truck? Are they coming after my truck? Are they coming after my truck? Are they coming after my truck? Are they coming after my truck? Yeah they are. All right. Is this Playboi Carti?

What? This is Playboi Carti. This is from his first album. What's it called? It's from his first album. What is this called? The Long Night. Oh, The Long Night. The Long Night. It's called Day and Night. It's called the long night this is from uh yeah this is from playboy cardi's first album posthumous because he's dead he's a vampire that's true and uh dude it's it's fire dude he's the best bro he's the fucking best

what is your favorite uh playboy cardi song you know what i just know i when i feel it i just love it i don't even ask for it because you just feel it in your soul you just you just move what is your favorite playboy cardi song i don't know i can't ask about black music yeah shoot it shoot it that's what i came out to for like the last like i remember recommending that to you to for like the last like i remember recommending that to you yeah uh chifty what's your favorite playboy cardi song vamp anthem yeah mine too i love that one yo vamp anthem is fucking sick that should be making me go crazy dog

what you want to know the vamp anthem yo hit vamp anthem real quick i'll sing along to it you ready to bust it you ready to bust it bram stokers that's all i got can we talk about these truckers yes can we talk about these truckers they're trying to remove them all and you were you were tweeting about it this weekend i was i was very proud of the truckers and what were you proud of them for just being right there imagine being proud for the truckers and not kid cuddy bro come on what did kid cuddy ever do guys big news infamous tour toronto it's back on okay we knew it was never off we knew that the government would break a bunch of weak pussies running that canadian government the great

canadian people will not stand for it okay whether it's the truckers or whatever the fuck you guys were doing in toronto you made it happen the shows are back on the lockdowns are coming down and we will see you there okay on march 4th and 5th meridian hall i'm almost like should we add another fucking show i i don't know add a show i don't know i don't know people want it i know i know i mean we're already gonna be there you're already gonna be there we're gonna be there let's see let's see if you guys want it maybe we'll make it happen the venue is is probably freaking out. They're like, we only have three weeks. How the fuck can we start another show? How long did it take for the first three?

Bitch. Bitch. Anyway, Toronto, we love y'all. Also, Vancouver, we rescheduled those shows. So those shows are going to be May 6th. And then Winnipeg and Calgary, we're working that out. We got to find another date for those. I'm sorry, but some shit got fucked up.

It is what it is. We will see you also. Infamous tour again. This is the end of the infamous tour. Birmingham, New Orleans, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. Montreal will be back up there. New York City, we're adding a second show. New York City, go get that right there.

And then finishing up in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Theandrewschultz.com, get those tickets if they're still available ASAP. Akash, what you got? Yo, SoCal. I'm coming through. I'm doing a run. Bring that ass through. This Sunday, I'm going to be in Oxnard at Levity Live.

February 23rd, I'm going to be in Irvine, California at the Improv. February 24th, I'm going to be in Ontario, California at the Improv. 25th, LA proper. I'm coming through. Dynasty Typewriter Theater. Bring that ass through. Vancouver, I'm coming too. March 11th, biggest venue I've ever done. Let's sell that bitch out at a second show.

One show is not enough in Vancouver, quite frankly. After that, March 18th through 20th, I'm going to be in San Antonio at LOL Comedy Club back in Texas. April 1st and 2nd in Austin at Vulcan Gas Co. April 8th and 9th, Tampa Improv. I'm coming through. I'm coming back to Florida. And then April 22nd and 23rd, you know the big boys. Toronto Royal Theater. Four theater shows.

Let's sell all them bitches out. Go to akashsingh.com for tickets. Also, thank you. Bring back up 1 million views in one week. Let's fucking go. Let's keep going. Let's get back to the show now. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because it's Valentine's Day. We're recording this on Valentine's Day.

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Bro, he became rich and successful and somehow managed to become not sad. He overcame what we've been through, bro. Oh, shit, dude. Me and Cudi have been through a lot. Oh, shit, dude. This man looks beautiful. Oh, my God, dude. Put a wedding dress on that kid.

That guy's ready to go, dude. Wait a minute. Is that what his whole thing is? It's just overcoming depression? A little bit, yeah. It a wedding dress on that kid. That guy's ready to go, dude. Wait, is that what his whole thing is? It's just overcoming depression? A little bit, yeah. It's part of it. Okay. That's what's up. You know, that's never been done in the history of entertainment.

Yeah, especially in music. Has anybody ever talked about depression or being sad in music before? Definitely not, right? I mean, what the fuck do you think Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club band was about, dude? What the fuck do you think it was about? about Al do you even know what band made that song I have no idea what the fuck you just said The Beatles You've never heard of the Beatles

Elton John John Stamos What about the truckers Let's talk about them dude They're getting back on the roads. Why are you proud of them? Say again? Why are you so proud of them?

I'm proud that they stood for something that I agree with. Yeah, which is? And the mandates. Yes. You guessed really well on that. I saw you question your answer as you were answering. And the mandates. I don't like any more mandates.

Okay. Any mandate at all? Hmm? Any mandate at all or only around vaccine COVID? Actually, there are some mandates that I do like. Like what? I like when I was going to school when I was younger, they said that if you buy Kid Cudi, that you get raped by the basketball team.

That's not true. That was never a law anywhere. That was a mandate in my school. Brute College Campus High School. If you bought a by the basketball team. That's not true. That was never a law anywhere. That was a mandate in my school. Brute College Campus High School. If you bought a Kid Cudi album. That was a real mandate right there. Real tough. That was great.

Yeah, you have a mandate in the bathroom where they rape you. Oh, wow. The basketball team. Which I was the captain of. Okay. That's not true. You want to wear a wedding dress? We're going to make it your wedding night.

Okay? Everything you ever dreamed of. It's going to happen right now. It's going to feel like a day and night. That's real suicide drills right there. Oh, man. I'm cooking a suicide. That's a...

Shut up. I thought you were the only one giving up, but that was good. The suicide, the running thing. Come on, y'all. I'm cooking you. Suicide, that's a... I thought you were the only one giving up, but that was good. The suicide, the running thing. Come on, y'all. I'm too fat to really know who's talking. If they don't fucking laugh, you just... Hit him with that shit. Hit him with that shit.

He's dressing up. Oh, my God. Vamp life, baby. It's vamp life. Let's go. We're not playing around out here. Okay? It's motherfucking vamp life.

Grab your throat. Is Kanye going to leave you off Donda 2? Say what? Is he going to leave you off Donda 2? There's been speculation. There's been speculation. Basically, I was supposed to be on Donda 2. What happened? I gave him my verse.

He wasn't a fan. He asked me to redo the verse, and I told him that I wasn't going to do that because I thought it was the best thing for the song. Because you're one take Chelsea. I'm one take Chelsea. Yeah. I went into the booth.

I did my fucking thing. If there's one thing we know about Andrew, it's one take. It's one take for everything. That's who I've learned. Definitely all the ads. Okay, and even sometimes long-form conversations on this podcast.

Sometimes we have to have another take. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 30 minutes. But what was the verse you submitted? What did you say? I was just doing a lot of the vamp stuff and it was just like, I don't know.

He just, he didn't think that actually fit the album because he's more of a man of God now. Yeah. And I'm a man of vamp. Yeah. Yeah. You're a vamp. I'm a vamp.

Yeah. When it wasn't the lyrics about his wife getting filled up. Geez. Ow. Wow. I think he might have had a little pushback on that. I mean, look, I'm not going to say it wasn't that. I thought he'd be jerking off to that.

You know what I mean? I thought he would love it. I thought that he might kind of like it for that reason, but it is possible. Oh. Yeah. Is that why he calls Pete Skeet? Because he's skeeting on his wife? Yes, obviously.

He's not even insulting him. He's describing him. Yes. That shit makes so? Yes, obviously. He's not even insulting him. He's describing him. Yes. That shit makes so much sense. Yeah, it's not even bullying. He's a cuck. It's just descriptive. It's descriptive.

He's angry that he can't be there to watch. He's like, I want back into my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? This is the issue for him. He's not close enough. He bought the house next door. I love you, Kanye.

I love you, Kanye. And he just puts his hand up to a little fucking Campbell's soup can, and that string runs right into the bedroom. So he's just got enough he bought the house next door and he just puts his you know hand up to like a little fucking campbell soup can and that string runs right into the bedroom so he's just got to listen to it miles he's got to listen to the con come out and that's the best that he can do his generation don't know you think he'd be listening like miles fucking doodling as kim's getting 100 he's drawing it yeah he's drawing it the whole time miles there you go what do you got right there what do you got you there? What do you got? You got a keyboard?

No, we were talking about a hypothetical scenario. If you were actually listening, you would know what the fuck we're talking about. We caught him again, huh? Yeah. What you listening to right now? Miley Cyrus? I've been waiting for one of those. I know, it had to drop.

You know, it had to drop. Okay, in all seriousness, can we talk about the truckers more? Yeah, let's do it. Okay, so these truckers have been trucking. No, no. I am very supportive of the truckers. I love the fact that they stood up for it. I love the fact that most of them are even vaccinated.

They're like, this is bullshit. No more mandates. Let's open up this goddamn country. And I think they inspired a lot of us in America and around the world that, Hey, if we actually want the country to get open or our countries to get open, then we're going to have to go out there and do something. Is this the most relevant Canada has ever been? Come on. I hit a fire point though.

You know, a real talk. When you said that, I was like, I'm right. That's how I know I'm right. That's the exclamation point. You hit it.

You hit it. That's the only way i knew how to respond damn so is this the most relevant canada's ever been it might be bro bro canada this is the most global impact they've ever had that's that's people give a fuck dog in australia they're they're protesting because of europe so outside of drake this it this their impact on the world. 100%. And with Drake, it's about Drake.

Yes. With this, it's about Canada. And we all agree they have the balls to go out there and do it and they have the disposition to do it.

Americans were too angry when we protest. There's no way that an American protest like that wouldn't turn violent very quickly. But out there, they're like,

hey, they're like outsmarting the rules. So they made up this rule that you couldn't bring gas canisters to the truckers. Right? They're like, hey, they're like outsmarting the rules. So they made up this rule that you couldn't bring gas canisters to the truckers. Right. They're like, if you bring any gas over them, you'll get arrested or fined or something like that. So the whole community bought gas canisters and walked around on some you can't arrest us all shit.

Oh, shit. They said you couldn't honk their horn. So what they do, they give them little kid toys. They made like the squeaky sounds. They keep finding ways around the rules so that they won't, I guess, get fined or punished or like, you know, put in jail. But they can still be out there protesting. And they keep on hammering down, hey, we're not going to be violent. We're not going to break the rules.

We're just going to be here and be an inconvenience until they actually make change. Civil disobedience. Civil disobedience. That's the way to do it. Fucking Gandhi shit right there. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? So, yeah. That's the way to do it. Fucking Gandhi shit right there. You know what I'm saying? Right there, right? You know what I mean? So, yeah, it's just awesome to see.

And I wonder if that's why Ontario's lifting the... I know it's not happening in Ontario. It's happening in Ottawa. But still, I wonder if that influence has made other parts of the country go, shit, we got to stop this. This is going to get too big. Even if you don't care about the specific mandate they're protesting, which is like truckers leaving the country to America have to be vaccinated to get get back in even if you don't care about that you agree overall that the

government is overreaching so you're supportive of them you're like yeah i'm with them that's how they got the public on their side yeah because the government went too far in everything it was just one thing and we're all allowed to wear masks and live our lives you'd be like i guess 100 but since we're all kind of like yeah fuck this it's too much open shit up especially canada open shit up stop being scared of a fucking flu now we're like yo i'd laugh fuck with these guys 100 even you don't agree completely you agree with them you agree with them and you're glad someone's doing it i don't know what just happened what was it what was i don't know come i'm not sure blood because maybe it was blood yeah it could have been blood yeah yeah i'm hoping um i was speaking which happy

valentine's day i don't know if i wished you which happy valentine's day i don't know if i wished you a happy valentine's day yet oh thank you happy valentine's day akash no happy valentine's day happy valentine's day to you mark yeah did you have a good valentine's uh yeah so far it's pretty good did you guys uh post your girlfriends and wives not yet huh not yet pieces of shit real pieces of garbage bro It's just one day. Yeah. You're going to definitely post. Yeah, of course.

Yeah. Akash got that shit. Yeah. I need it in the morning, though. That's the thing. So they have hours. Yeah, they need it in the morning. We Indians, we do everything late, bro.

Don't worry about us. Yeah, okay. We're going to see about all that. We're going to see about all that, my friend. Andrew posted twice. I posted twice because Instagram was hating. But what do you mean? Hating on your love, bro.

I had a whole fucking carousel that I put together, and Instagram just made the last five pics the same pic. Yeah. Oh. So I'm just like, fuck. We thought you were really putting that on people's faces, just like Paris, Paris. Yeah.

Nice car, nice car. And it looked like it was just about me, because it's the one pic you can barely even see my girl in. I'm kind of blocking her. So it looks like the post is about me completely. So I'm like, fuck. And it's my girl's birthday and Valentine's same day. You you guys know this for telling the people at home obviously so i'm fucking up her valentine's and birthday post yeah yeah right right after i took her to st

bart's for the weekend and had explosive diarrhea the entire time the entire time what do you mean i got a stomach virus i might have got it here before i left and then just pissed shit out of my asshole for three straight days but you think you got it here i might have gotten it here before i left and then just pissed shit out of my asshole for three straight days but you think you got it here i might have gotten it here not the island you were on no because the island is why people no no uh the only reason i think i got here is because uh my friend's wife also had a similar bug so i'm wondering if i got it here and then just took it there because because she didn't get it at all it wasn't for any uh food that we ate and we were around each other the entire time. Maybe her stomach was just stronger than mine.

But I was fucked. Dude, we went for a walk on the beach. We went down the beach. I literally said, I have to turn around now. Or else I'm going to shit outside of Nikki Beach in front of all these people fist pumping. I had to run down the beach. Wait, they weren't fist pumping? Baywatch.

Baywatch. Right? I'm running down the beach. Baywatch. Baywatch. Baywatch. Right? I'm running down the beach and people are trying to look what's going on and I run into the bathroom for the fourth time. The bathroom attendant,

this poor little lesbian girl with shaved sides or a head just sitting in my fucking stench. Unisex bathroom. Unisex bathroom. Female bathroom attendant, that's a little wild. Wait, really?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just sitting in my fucking stench and I was just peeing out of my ass. You didn't give her a heads up? Like, yo, you might want to... Oh, she knew. I I was just peeing out of my ass. You didn't give her a heads up? Like, yo, you might want to... Oh, she knew. I started grabbing my stomach every time I walked in. You didn't rip the grenade?

Just like, yo, run for cover. I gave her 40 bucks. That's what I did. I was like, you're going to smell a lot of shit today, sweetheart. It was bad, dude. I just fucking liquid shit for three straight days. Anything I ate, shit immediately afterwards. Yeah.

Did that change your diet at all? Or were you like, yo, I should maybe go easy? Boy, I had to eat some bread. Sorry whoa whoa i know i know i packed it on a little bit but that was the only thing that would soak it up no he just means you look happy yeah you came back brick dude uh what about you guys did you guys do anything uh over the weekend for valentine's yeah i went shopping got a little valentine's gifts a little jewelry store this place that we always couldn't afford it was like this fancy place i'm like princeton you know all these rich old money

people yeah i was like let's go there buy a couple things oh was she happy yeah dude she was happy and i said let's celebrate saturday because monday we got this then we got uh party later for your wife for her birthday so i was like let's celebrate saturday also you want to stay off of valentine's for the celebrations yes the restaurants are just to kill you for the same food. They're going to charge a double. Getting flowers the same day. Impossible. Impossible.

That's possible. I don't think that's impossible. I think that can be done. Wait, who are you getting flowers for? Do you have a Valentine? Do you have a Valentine, though? Okay. That was an angry one.

Yeah, that was super angry. My fucking jaw just got dislodged right there. I know, on Valentine's? Who would have thought? Real expensive, too, though. Okay, so, and then, did you? What about you? Yeah, we just went to dinner.

Had, like, a nice, chill weekend. Slept in. I slept 14 hours one day. That was good. God bless you. That was awesome. Good for you. God bless you.

Yeah, I was a piece of shit. What'd you do? I was just out in L.A. celebrating Super Bowl weekend. Without her awesome. Good for you. God bless you. Yeah, I was a piece of shit. What'd you do? I was just out in LA celebrating Super Bowl weekend. Without her? Yeah. Come on. That is un-fucking-believable, dog.

What's your plan today? I mean, it's a party. Like, we got the AR reading test. Everyone read the book. It's unbelievable. It's a business trip, babe. It's a business trip. It was business.

We're looking into business. It just so happens to be the Super Bowl. It was business. It was business. I saw you posting your story. She doesn't care about it. You're at fucking parties all weekend. It's business.

It's business. She doesn't care about football. Exactly. But you said don't celebrate on Valentine's Day, so I'm black. I do it after. Did you also say that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to go back with this knowledge that I learned today.

If you were really black, you would call it your Valentine's Day and you know it. Yeah, exactly. You ain't celebrating no Valentine's. You sure I didn't say it like that? Huh? No, I think he hit it right. He said Valentine's? You's valentine's dude what the fuck's going on with me yeah something's up dude it's that collar bro yeah i'm telling you he's so refined i take this yo alice got money bro i saw that party in la yeah i saw that party it was kind of nice in

the mountains bro yeah he was up there huh shout out to todd johnson nice todd johnson who's that white guy probably todd no johnson black ass last name so maybe that shit all black ass last name yeah johnson i never met a white johnson in my life what about johnson and johnson yeah but that's because it's double negative johnson and johnson two white two black last names make a white last name Johnson and Johnson Two negatives, double negative, positive Come on guys, simple One Johnson and black

Why do black names gotta be the negatives though Oh shit Hey that's just the rules of arithmetic bruh Don't ask me Yo who decided that The two negatives Equal positive Like if I'm multiplying negatives i want that

shit more negative i think about this shit all the time dude that's a great yo negative four times negative four that shit is negative so much of this shit is made up dude yo parentheses and then exponents why why does it gotta be that or hell yeah who invented that also the little two up in the corner not why that's not square what is that that Also, the little two up in the corner? Nah. Why? That's not square. What is that? That's just times little two. Times little... What's a little two worth?

Say what? What's a little two worth? Well, maybe this little one isn't the best example, but... We go back to the negative times negative. That's a great point, though. Negative times negative should be more negative, bro. But then negative times positive is more negative. Say again?

Negative four times four is negative 16. No, negative times anything is negative bro but then negative times positive is more negative say again negative four times four is negative 16 no negative times anything is negative it's negative bro so negative four times negative four is the same as negative four times four yeah that see that's where it falls apart nope they need to distinguish it should be double negative it's double negative double negative is a positive no double negative is not a positive it's double negative negative i mean yeah now what i'm saying is like in language um i can't not go means i have to go it's double negative means a positive they just apply that shit to math shut up see how i killed that yeah that's some real bullshit yeah i killed it dude what are your pronouns bro because you were just you're just talking like you got a few you know what i mean that's just annoying though you can

use double negatives in math but you can't use it in like a conversation the same way though i just did no but like if you say like if your girl's like oh do you want to go to dinner for valentine's day and you say oh i can't not go that's what al said then she's pissed i'll just say i can't exactly i'll just did one regular negative this is one negative yeah exactly yeah but like you can't use it in a regular conversation your girl get pissed but if you're doing a math it's fine that's where i think it falls through that's where i agree with you what do you mean yeah i don't know i don't know what the fuck you're talking about and you're starting to piss me off we all checked out but then he's like i agree with you he's like all

right now he's interested your girl asked hey let. He's like, all right. Now he's interested. Your girl asks, hey, let's go to Valentine's dinner. Thank you. That's much better. Let's go to Valentine's Day dinner. And if you say, oh, yes. Yes. And you say, I can't not go.

They mean the same thing, but she's going to interpret them differently. Why would she interpret them differently? If you say, I can't not go. I can't not go because I love you so much. There you go. Dummy. Your girl asks you to go. Can't not go means that you're not really into it.

Exactly. Yeah, but honestly, when you multiply negative numbers, you're not really trying to be positive. That's my point. That's my point. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. It's the same. No, no, no, no, no.

It's like when you say I can't not go, it means you're going to go, but reluctantly. When you multiply negative four by negative four, you don't want no positive coming out of that. But you have to. Exactly. So it's the same shit. We figured it out. That's what negative numbers is, bro. Reluctant.

Hell yeah. How many kids you want? Negative two times one. Or no. Negative two times negative one. You know what I'm saying? Yes. That's how you got to answer shit from now on.

That's smart, actually. Okay, that makes more sense. I appreciate you clearing that up. I'm glad we figured out this trucker thing, man. Do something, Kid Cudi. Kid Cudi can't figure out no negative numbers. He's just a kid. Say what?

His whole life is a negative number. That's all he is, a negative number. Which one? Which one? One. Because he's lonely. Oh. Same number hits he had.

One. Negative one. God damn. God damn. You're going hard on him bro i thought that was the game i thought we're just shitting on kid cudi he was in the pursuit of happiness no he made the song he was the homeless guy in pursuit of happiness right project x that movie i'm gonna he's in project x no they used his song as like the the song that made that movie so his biggest accomplishment

is he had the song in a moderately successful movie that movie was fun to watch in theaters moderately successful you didn't say good movie he said that movie was fun to watch in theaters

touching his tits I'm about toing his tits. I'm about to touch your tits, too. That's the rules over here at Schultz Studios. If you touch your tits, you can get your tits touched. Yeah. Them is the rules. All right, shout out to the truckers.

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Uh, if you guys actually believe that Dave Chappelle killed, uh, housing development because there was affordable housing attached to it you are out of your goddamn mind yeah um there's no one how impossible if you've seen the video maybe you haven't even seen the video maybe you just saw the headline he was against this development yes but it's very important to note and this was not included in the headline or many of the pieces that he was also against the initial development that did not have the affordable housing part in it.

That affordable housing part was added afterwards, after Chappelle and many other people in the community pushed back on the development because they didn't like the fact that there was like a garbage dump in the middle of it. There was concerns about traffic flow and water usage. There was a lot of problems with development. traffic flow. Concerned about traffic flow and water usage. Like there was a lot of problems

with development. And what oftentimes these corporations do is they'll add something really adorable and almost virtuous to a development to make you side with it.

Yes. Or to make you look bad if you disagree with it. If you disagree with it. Yes. And this is the same thing that happens with like bills in Congress, right?

Patriot Act. Exactly. You brought that up. The Patriot Act. So explain what happened with the Patriot what happened with the patriot act is basically a law that lets the government spy on everything you're doing but they call it the patriot act so if you disagree with it you're not a patriot and it's right after 9-11 all you want to do is be a patriot 100 you can't be the congressman that said no to the patriot exactly because most people aren't even going to look into the bill no they're not going to look and it says this can this means we have freedom

to spy on everything that you do 100 they're just gonna see the headline akash saying vetoes patriot act how dare he this guy must not love america don't love america at all and uh so that's basically what they did and i wouldn't be surprised if the developers like pr system actually put out the video 100 of chappelle shutting it down um but this is what he wanted and also what the community wanted correct he's speaking on behalf of his people, which is the community in this case. But the media latched onto it, I think, also because it's like, oh, here's a guy who's not, he's kind of easy to take down because he's being seen as transphobic. He's been seen as such a problem, so not PC.

So let's just put this out there and we'll write in the article about liberal nimbyism, which is not in my backyard-ism, which is like, I'll help people, but not if it's close to me. And then you just get to take shots at him over and over. In reality, none of that is true. And if you look at the people who retweeted this or the people who wrote these articles, it tells you everything about how they feel about Chappelle.

Yeah, it tells you a lot more about the person retweeting than Chappelle. Yes, they're already looking for a reason to criticize Chappelle. And this headline gave them the perfect reason to do it. If they didn't look into the story. Now, to be fair, there wasn't a lot of information on this. Like we really had to do some digging to find out exactly what happened. But I just can't fathom. I mean, can you guys fathom that Chappelle would knowingly on video

shut down an affordable housing plant? Yeah. He's a thoughtful dude that's like extremely aware of optics. He's not just going to go on in front of cam and just like make himself housing plant. Yeah. He's a thoughtful dude that's like extremely aware of optics. He's not just going to go on in front of cam and just like make himself look stupid. Yeah. He's too smart for that. And that's how,

you know, people have an agenda when you're already attacking somebody before any knowledge on the hundred percent. So expose. So if I'm him, I'm looking at everybody that's reposted, retweeted, ran another version of the article without looking into it or,

or either like reaching out for to him for comment or whatever i'm looking at every single person he probably is you think i think if i'm him i'm like i'm like oh you guys are certifiable my haters yeah right here i know the the the journalists the publications and just the random like twitter celebs yeah like you guys that are reposting y'all don't want me to win now i know low-key if i was him i might drop it myself just to see who the haters are knowing full well you're clean and when the truth comes out you just exposed everybody out there who you might have thought was the homie anyone that's not going to give you the benefit of the doubt. Yeah.

Oh, you don't see the best in me? That's interesting. There was an NFL GM that did something similar. It was a bunch of leaks. So he had the first pick in the draft for the Browns, and he told a bunch of different people different people he was going to draft. And then whoever player got leaked, oh, they're going to draft this guy first. He knew exactly who he told. That guy.

And he was like, there's a leak right there. Get rid of that guy. Fire move. That's some Tyrion shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fire as fuck, dog. Yeah, that's fucking genius. Yeah, so this is...

Let Dave off the hook for this. You think put out by the developer, though? I think put out by the developer, 100%. Yeah, because they want the PR on their side so they can move forward with their bullshit bill that happens to. And I think you've said this. One day there might be affordable housing. They're not even guaranteeing affordable housing.

It's a plan to one day maybe build it. Yes. On this 1.75 acres. Like maybe if they, and it was a very small, but it was like 2% or 3% of the total development that was going to be dedicated to that. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. it worked yeah for a day yeah but luckily people look into it and then they can expose it and i think that's why it's important we talk about these things now that being said i would love to see uh uh chappelle be this passionate about the rogan hit piece yeah that hurt me man that that bummed me a little bit

because they're supposed to be homies i feel like if that's your homie and you know this man. And Rogan rode for him, bro. And he rode for you. Hard. You owe him that. You owe him, I know this guy. Y'all can say whatever the fuck you want, but I know this guy. Yeah.

And he had my back because he knew me. Yeah. That, I've been Googling. You guys did arenas together. Son, I keep Googling Chappelle and Rogan, and the thing that keeps popping up is Rogan defending Chappelle and not the other way around. And yo yo and we got to give some credit because donnell put out donnell did yo and and i mean shouts at donnell like especially being a black dude coming out in that time right there yeah i mean that's brave man yeah 100 that's super fucking brave like he

doesn't really tweet that much yeah but he yeah maybe maybe he's doing it on stage maybe he puts out something that he normally puts out a piece right and he's incredibly thoughtful and he can usually he can communicate better than most people on the fucking planet so just write an op-ed or just put it on your instagram you have an instagram page you can literally just type something on a note and then just post the there are ways to do it that's not the issue it's not like i really want to do this but i can't there are many ways where a guy that's as famous as dave chabelle can communicate his support to a friend of his right and he has a podcast oh that's right he has a podcast oh yeah i don't know i haven't listened but maybe maybe he did talk about it on and i'm not exactly sure but like in that moment

it would have been really helpful yeah i think for joe and if somebody that you know you've done business with and has i mean you, you've both really helped. He's had your back. Yeah, he's had your back. That's all I'm saying. It's like when you were going through that time in your life, he was on his podcast, biggest platform in the world, riding hard for you. Yes.

And you know this man. Yes. You guys have spent like extensive amount of time together. And in the same way you remember the people who jumped to shit on you, if you put out that tweet, let's say, or like when that thing comes out, that video, you remember the motherfuckers who didn't have your back you also got to remember the motherfuckers who did have your back in your darkest moments and this is joe's darkest moment 100 100 is there still time y'all didn't watch the podcast y'all didn't watch the podcast with him and joe there was one moment i was fucking dying laughing some shit people told me after so i was dying laughing they're

discussing what happened to joe and at one point akash said it's like yeah you know as comics we gotta look out for one another he goes you know andrew always says ape shall not kill ape and he just went he didn't even think about the connection i'm so not racist yo what can i do god i can't help it i'm the least racist guy oh my god that's great think about these shits man he reacted all did he say anything, I don't think so. Nah, it's just two not racist guys having a conversation. Not even thinking about these things, bro. All right, thank God for Spotify's rewind button, bro, because I was hitting go back

10 seconds multiple times on that one right there. Unbelievable. And he put it on YouTube. Unbelievable. Yeah, it was me. It was my fault. Andrew always says it. Andrew always says it.

You can say Caesar, motherfucker. Why does it got to be me? Anyway, is it too late? If he comes out and says something now. No, because they're not done hating on Rogan. Yo, these motherfuckers. I talked about that comic in India who got arrested for telling a joke, right? This happened January 2021.

Nobody said shit. No news articles, nothing. I talk about it on Rogan. All of a sudden cnn has an article saturday three days later talking about going to jail for telling jokes in india cool that is getting out there and really cool to see like oh they had like an impact they're defending comedians yeah yeah yeah and it's cool to see like now it has an impact but it bothered me as somebody who is very thankful for what joe did for me it's like yo

don't shit on this guy at every turn and try to destroy his uh credibility at every turn and then pluck news stories out from things you hear on his podcast yep that shit bothered me dude no they're fucked up they're trash and they did you see cnn say that uh bro rogan is the new january 6th bro unbelievable and then i think they switched the headline was it you that pointed that out dub pointed that out so the initial headline was that rogan joe rogan saying the N-word is another January 6th moment. Fucking crazy. And then they switched

it to why Joe Rogan's N-word is so dangerous or something like that. Exactly. 100%. I mean, I screenshotted it. You could see it on the writer's page as well. And then it was just swapped. People were like, you really want to go this way? It's unbelievable. I wonder if they realize that it's all coming crumbling down. And it wasn't an opinion piece it was it was an analyst it was a cnn analyst i'm like

that's more really do they realize it's over like do they realize it's over cnn no what part over that we don't care about rogan we don't care about them people don't care about them and that they've lost all the faith so now there's just a national a national inquiry at this point and just saying whatever. I really think so. And maybe I'm operating in a bubble because, you know, we're podcasters and like we're on YouTube and we understand that there are more sources for news that might be a little bit more truthful or at least a little bit more objective. That's possible.

But I wonder if they're ever looking at this like, wow, our viewership is down 50%. Our brand has taken a massive hit and people do not trust the media right now. And we are the media. And that's literally the only reason why we watch, right? Like if you're the news, we got to trust you're going to give us some truth. Yeah. I think you're giving them too much credit. Really?

I think it's a sinking ship and people on sinking ships aren't rational. I think it's a sinking ship and they're thinking, oh, what buoyed our ship before was trump trump was the fucking rising tide that lifted all of our boats yeah we don't have trump right now let's make a new one so we just got to make somebody else trump and why not the guy that's taking away from our listenership and viewership as much as like as much as anyone yeah but there's why are they doing that why are they trying to find another trump instead of going back to what they were before, which was the first 24-hour news network? Because they've got to hit the quarterly earnings report. They just keep on giving us the news.

That's not fun. That wasn't hit their audience. Because 24-hour news, now they've realized it has to be sticky. It's not about the most newsworthy story. It's about the story we'll tune into the most. I remember this like 15 years ago. I was in college. It was that fucking Balloon Boy.

Remember the guy, the kid that got trapped in the hot air balloon across the world then they found out they made the whole thing up we were fascinated by that story and it was on cnn all day and i was like yo aren't we at war right now how are we watching this fucking balloon boy and then i realized that's what we'll watch all day yeah well i want to hear this unfold oh they love trump is always going to give you new things yeah rogan they're always going to try to make new things because he's not really giving them to you so let's find old things and then let's find new things rogan is cnn's pete davison yo interesting so the entertainment world it's pete yeah and kanye yeah and kim

those are the buzzwords or the buzz names and for news it's fucking rogan now man he's the lightning rod wow oh shit yeah yeah it's a shame it's a shame because like if that's all they have they're not gonna let up anytime soon well we could say also that was on the you can go heavy on the opinion side and And then the other side was COVID, where it was like, turn it on at any time. It's like flashing breaking news. Yeah. This is now how you wash your hands. They had a fucking death count.

And I'm a guy. I took COVID seriously, but we don't need a fucking death ticker. Yeah. Every death, you just add one to the board. What the fuck is that? Yeah. Every episode was an in memoriam. And now that COVID is over and Trump is gone what do we have until 2024

where they're praying to god trump runs again i promise you they're going to cover him all the time all of a sudden these little uh bans on trump are going to be lifted and they're going to it's going to be like democrats suddenly lifting covid bans so there's no more covid and there's no more trump so rogan replaces both of them actually yes because he because he gets to be the covid misinformation guy and he gets to be the political opposition yes right even though he's not but that's how they're talking about that great thing i think all of us saw with the fucking all the liberal things jorgen has said yeah he's like i'm in favor of universal health care i love you basic universal basic income and then he's like i think we should pay more in taxes fuck you for

not you republican piece of shit yeah we should help inner city community it's like every liberal thing you could possibly say i've never voted republican in my life he says it's but nobody's playing that yeah they won't play it cnn they just need to get back to the news talking about sexy m&ms man yeah fire fire come on but i say that to say chapelle saying something now would still carry weight because that's not going to let up anytime soon yeah yeah okay that's fair enough yeah ah man it's just it's just hmm i wonder if chapelle not saying something during all the racial outcry at rogan was almost better just to like not put more heat on it because if he's going to comment on it he is going to be nuanced and thoughtful yeah and he's going to address it in a way that's like not going

to alienate obviously like his black community right and that might draw more attention to the situation at hand yeah right he's like maybe i just lay off and then on the next round where they try to take rogan out that's where i speak up it's a possibility possibility yeah i mean i think that's just when you need it like when everybody's calling you racist, you need the most famous black communicator on the planet. That's true. To go, hey, this guy isn't and here's why. In the most convincing way possible. Yeah.

Like that would be so fucking helpful. Like Donnell said it and it was great. Chappelle would say it in a way that all of us would be like, wow. And Chappelle just has more you know value in people's minds and hearts yeah than most people yeah he's one of the most famous people on the planet for what he says and for his opinions yeah and so given that opinion it's gonna be massive yeah and his like you said he's maybe the greatest public speaker in history yeah so him addressing it publicly he would say in a way that all of and that's not a shot at donnell you just that

chapelle's gift yeah his eloquence no what donnell did was super brave amazing yeah it's super brave yeah um what else we got boys speaking of wars are we going to war is it happening that's a tricky one man can i ask you a real dumb question yeah i need to know if russia invades ukraine why is that such a big deal that suddenly we might be at war with Russia? I'm not saying it's cool. We made a promise to the Ukraine that if they give up their nuclear weapons, we would protect them. Okay, got it.

They give up their nuclear weapons and then Russia just annex Crimea. We ain't protect them. Right. Now, Russia is saying right now that if Ukraine makes a move to join NATO, they would look at that as a threat in the region, and then that would be a conflict. And they're also saying, but if they don't join NATO, then there's no reason why we should have any conflict, et cetera. Now, why we would believe Russia? I don't know, right? Russia just annexed fucking Crimea because they said they could. The reality is, is Russia probably will just steamroll through Ukraine because nobody else really gives araine because nobody else really gives a fuck right america doesn't give a fuck great britain

doesn't give a fuck i don't think the rest of the the world or the global powers give a fuck enough to go to war like world war for the ukraine right right um and it's a really tricky situation because of course the ukraine is like well i might as well join fucking nato because these guys already annexed crimea why don't they take a little bit more right of course they're gonna take a little bit more but now if you join nato we gotta start banging for you but are we willing to go to war for you yeah probably not yeah that's the reality so it's a it's a tricky situation i mean like i think initially i think initially back in the day when i think it was during the clinton administration um i think they said that nato wouldn't venture into eastern europe i think that was the agreement with

with russia and then we started we got poland we got czechoslovakia i think we got a couple other places now we but nato joint so it's like they can look at that as if as like we're progressing into their territory when we, NATO, said we weren't going to. So they can look at it like we're provoking them. Right now, we're, of course, going, well, every country should be able to join NATO. It's their free sovereign choice. Sure. Why don't those countries try? Now, I don't want to make arguments for them, but like if anybody tries to enter our hemisphere is problems, buddy.

China, try to enter Cuba. China, try to enter Cuba. China, try to enter Venezuela. Not going to look too good for you. Yeah, we're going vamp life on that. We're going vamp life. Yeah. Real talk. It is.

We get busy, right? Like anybody tries to interfere in South America, Central America, hey, that might be a regime change. Those are our corners. This is our corners. Yeah. Right? that might be a regime change those are our corners that this is our corners yeah right so i'm trying to like look at who's the bad guy what's the real thing going on here is it world war three for real i don't know i honestly don't know i don't know i mean i think it's really hard

to tell i think that we live in like a luxury when most Americans aren't even registering that it could be World War Three very soon. Yeah. That's a pretty nice thing to live in. Yeah. Where you just go, yeah, they'll figure it out. Yeah. Like if there's troops at the border, shit's pretty close. Yeah.

Yeah. And they're like clearing everyone out of the embassies and shit. That's right. Yeah. America said like all unessential people have to leave the embassy. I think only like a few people are staying back. But it's like well, yeah, I don't think

we'll go to war personally. I don't think so. I think it's a nice little distraction, but I do think that we'll just let Russia just roll through the Ukraine. Here's the thing that scares me the most about Russia is Russia and China together. Yep. Why is that not? I should is real real bro why is tell me beyond that look we

overestimate russia's value because like we put them in a bunch of movies but like they just don't have the economy or the force necessary to make a significant difference or even the technology to be honest from the people i've spoken to china is is real yeah like china is not a fucking game the thing that russia can do is potentially like limit supply of of uh gas to europe right europe is dependent on on russia for their gas right uh so we would have to do things in order to supply europe with gas and that means maybe leaning on the saudis a little bit more leaning on other what is it called uh your ramp no your ramp what is the uh the oil conglomerate opec opec yeah so leaning on opec to do that we could probably do it but uh but yeah like you know we sanction russia every other fucking day and the europe european union supports it and everybody

else supports it and they just kind of sit there and take it because there's nothing really they can do i think we build up russia to be more of a bad guy because it makes us kind of look good that there's like this bad guy that we can kind of bully but if they were as bad as we project them to be and like movies and stuff then shit would already gone down it hasn't gone down because they can't china is a problem but russia but that's why it's a problem if they team up yeah that's why it's a problem if they team up. Yeah. That's my problem. China's already a problem.

China's already a problem. Then you got somebody who's enough of a problem. And whites and Asians have a good relationship. They're both Asians. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.

Sorry. Yeah, true. Wait, why do you say whites and Asians have a good relationship? That's the alliance. Blacks and Latinos, whites and Asians.

So you got China and Russia already next to each other. They're going to make it happen. When the fuck did that become a thing? That's the rule. That's the alliance Blacks and Latinos Whites and Asians So you got China and Russia Already next to each other They're gonna make it happen When the fuck did that Become a thing That's the rule That's the world war rules Fuck outta here

If the whole race war breaks out That's what it is And then Indians They just have to take a side Germany, Japan Yeah Is that what you're trying to Italy

Make sense of Also that too Yeah Nah fuck that What side do you wanna be on Nah You give us just blacks and latinos that's yeah all south america all africa and then europe asia that's not enough what do you mean like we

don't got that many nukes bro not yet fuck out of here wait a minute so if we're we're whites yeah you're in america that means we have to side with them eventually eventually that's what that's what happens whose rules are these global conspiracy i didn't sign up for this conspiracy i'm just saying that's what a lot of people talk about yeah yeah i don't know i think he's on your side now quick that french came out the last time this motherfucker sleepers though he might be he might be i don't know do you guys think it's war i don think it's war, but I think we need to keep worrying about China. That's something I don't...

I mean, I'd be worrying about shit like that for no reason, but... China doesn't care about Ukraine. Like, China and Russia is a threat in the way if they got together, you'd be like, oh, that could be a really bad time. That's my only point. But China doesn't care about Ukraine. Couldn't they just see them as an alliance to take out the U.S.? They don't give a fuck about the Ukraine or Russia.

Here's the thing about China, right? And think about this with your own life. If everything's already going right for you and in the right direction, would you change a thing? No. Right? So if, hypothetically speaking, I don't necessarily believe this, but if, hypothetically speaking, we're on track for China to eventually take over. I think they have the world's largest economy right now. Things are humming in that direction. They have technological advancements. They have a new social media platform that's the fastest growing. Like this is a big issue, right?

If this is already happening, why go to war and muddy it? War only benefits the person you'd be fighting against because the person you'd be fighting against because the person you'd be fighting against can deplete your resources and they might be more proficient at war right so if you things are already going the right way you don't change it if you're the number one brand in the world for soda yeah you're gonna go to war with number two or you're gonna let number two and number three fight it out? You figure that shit out. We're number one.

I'm not worried. Yeah, but this is more like you're number two coming for number one. It doesn't benefit China, though. Like, this is Putin's passion project. He wants the Ukraine back. Kiev is like the homeland of, like the cultural homeland of Russia.

There's like a lot of things that Putin wants. It was the capital of the Soviet Union. Yeah, he wants Ukraine as a passion project. And China's like, yo, do your passion project. It's also not exactly a passion project. They have access to water. What's that? And China wants to see America take else.

So if they can help Russia out. Yes, they would do it if they could help Russia out, but not publicly. Once it becomes public. They're already doing it public. They're out buddy-buddy, shaking hands. Not about this issue. Olympic shit. All right, watch. No, all right no no this is this

is different because when you get into actual war like it's one thing to have you know like movies come out where we're shitting on them or they're shitting on us like there's like the cold war kind of stuff going on if they're doing if they're i don't even say sending weapons because sending weapons would be hot war like they're involved involved but it just doesn't benefit them enough to do it and things are already going in the right direction for them so like why would they change a single fucking thing axe kanye say again things are going well for kanye and for some reason he needs to bully pete yeah but china's way more organized than kanye are they yeah i assume i'm assuming i'm assuming the best i don't know would you guys i just don't know. Would you guys?

I just don't like that all these other countries are taking countries. America hasn't taken any other countries. Yep. Anymore. Yeah, that's my point. Why do we stop? We got to go out there and start getting more countries. Because we tried to do it right. China got Taiwan. We haven't gotten Taiwan just yet. I know, but they're trying to get Taiwan.

Russia's trying to get Ukraine. We got to go get someone. Yeah, countries countries are expensive we have military bases in every country in the world so that was our negotiation flag though we need green we got a flag no we need greenland i'm willing to take greenland but uh we need st bart's take iceland yes also iceland yeah why not just take all the all the cool ones i'm with this but i think what happened is we tried to do it the right way which is which is like yo we're not gonna just take your country you can keep your country you can keep your

language you can keep all that shit we're just gonna put a military base there okay and this is like the new form of colonization it's like we're not gonna colonize you you do whatever the fuck you want to do as long as we're okay with it and we just got this base here to protect you also protect our interests but this is the new cool form of colonization.

Russia's throwing it back. Yeah. Russia's going like 1900, 1800, 1700. You are us. Yeah. Right? China running it back as well. And that might backfire.

No, we got to play that game, bro. We got to go to Toronto. Yo, we might got to. We got to go to Toronto. If they're playing that game we got to step it up yeah but then you have to deal with so many problems what's wrong with having toronto nah if you china you just exterminate your problems i don't give a fuck that's the thing now you're going to exterminate everyone taiwan are you constantly going to be fighting them

we got everyone here going crazy let's just add more to the mix that's because we're not showing enough strength that's why fucking russia's acting up it's because these democrats are fucking pussies bro it's true bro anytime at that obama crimea rest of ukraine will be under biden nothing taken under trump try to do that shit under reagan i'm just saying trump is a fucking lunatic, but you're not going to mess around with a lunatic. Just like we're not messing around with that Putin. Biden's probably scared right now. Yeah, I think everybody's a little nervous. But they shouldn't be.

Act like you got the big stick. Yeah. Pull up. Stick getting smaller, though. China's stick getting bigger. I mean, that's the fear. But why are we even talking about China? We're talking about Russia right now.

Because China's always the fear. That's the fucking boogeyman. They're the guys coming for the number one spot. That's ours. And a Chinese global empire is going to be a lot worse for everybody than an American global empire. Not that we've been perfect, but China's going to be rough, bro. There's a chance they just let us all live our lives and whatever but i don't know it's not you know what they're doing with taiwan and asia they could do that way what they're doing

elsewhere in the world is they're like buying up the ports so now it's just under that's the type of rule that they're gonna have it's just like yeah all these public entities and like you know western africa oh yeah here take take a lot of our uh you know public services now we have control of over this over you know shipways so that's some power that's sounding like black and asian to me yeah i know dang that's actually a good point trying to dig in all those oh there's that like black in asia in africa right now belton road initiative they got all that shit yeah that's a good ass point okay fine we'll get latinos and jews yeah we'll take them just gonna be salsa in all morning yeah no that's good i'll take latinos that'd be a good war partner that'd be a great war partner

we got all south america they could build mad shit it'd be awesome loud asses you hear them coming from a mile away you can't even be stealthy headphones in they don't want to do the whole speakers and subwoofer system have they fought a war who caribbean spanish people oh why would we do that i mean revolution kind of which like the haitian revolution oh yeah haitian revolution but they're not latin i guess like caribbean caribbean yeah i'm talking about specifically caribbean latin people hmm live in life live in life right come on right though yeah yeah isn't that fire yeah yeah yeah i mean if you're living in costa rica who you fighting well no no they fight they fight no they don't central american there have been regime changes that kind of stuff like that because they don't

they don't even have a military yeah that's so chill they're like that's what it is oh no that's not Costa Rica. Nicaragua was the... Oh, yeah, they've been banged. ...San Anistas and the... Yeah. ...whatever. Contras and the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's interesting. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, there's no, like, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic. How are you going to be unhappy on a beach?

It's like San Diego. San Diego got the fucking Navy out there, but ain't no San Diego trying to fight. Yeah, that's a good point. I'm on the beach playing volleyball.

That's a good point. We need more beach bro these motherfuckers hating on climate that's why global warming is gonna save it i know climate change bro it's like just let the shit get hot everybody lives on the beach right chill out that's it yeah for real dude less military business more like tiki huts and shit yeah more daiquiris just put some water in the middle east dude just put some fucking water clouds didn't we already talk about get a lake give them a pond yeah they're fucking walking around the sand all day i'd be upset too yeah take a swim do the fucking breaststroke there's no way that

you're gonna want to blow up anything the shittiest part is a mirage no one ever talks about that what's that you walk up you're like oh thank god there's water and then you pull up no water i would go crazy right i don't even believe that you don't believe i don't believe in mirage that's what it is it's a real thing how do we know it's a real thing yeah how is nobody's ever no one can prove it you can't take a picture of it i've seen tomorrow you've seen a mirage to mirage bullshit where dallas texas 2003 i'll never forget it was a hot summer day it was 106 degrees heat index 112 and i was just walking around a little fat kid looking for slurpees and instead 2003. I'll never forget. It was a hot summer day. It was 106 degrees.

Heat index 112. And I was just walking around, a little fat kid looking for Slurpees. And instead, I thought I saw water. Walked up to it, no water. Is that true? It's called the McDonald's. Yeah.

It was likely at the corner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else we got, boys? We got some feelings, some facts today that we can get into? Well, first, you want to talk about Super Bowl? Is that rigged? Did they give it to LA? Oh, man.

There was some rough calls at the end of that game, yo. That holding call was crazy. Gotta be rigged, right? Bullshit, bro. It was bullshit. I don't want to be on my conspiracy shit, but. Now, there was a bad call earlier on a touchdown that Cincinnati caught. Yeah.

Where Jalen Ramsey should have, he like swiped Jalen Ramsey's face mask and caught a pass and it was a touchdown. Yeah. But also, Jalen Ramsey got away with a pass interference earlier. Jamar Chase, the Bengals receiver, caught it anyway. Fucking fantastic catch, but there was no flags thrown there. They were just letting him play, and then all of a sudden, in the last minute, what would have been fourth down,

and the Rams would have either had to go for it and probably not converted and lost, or kicked a field goal and then tried to win with, like, a minute left. They call a holding, and then they get a first down. Yeah. And then they call another bullshit penalty after that kind of. You know what's kind of interesting is the – It was holding, though.

It was holding. It was holding. Wait, on who? A linebacker? If you look at it from a different angle, he was holding. That was very ticky-tacky. You don't call that. I'm telling you.

Like by the book, sure, but also by the book there's holding on the air. Every player's holding. Which defender wants to be that guy that got beat and loses the game? He barely, I'm telling you, he actually didn't even grab. You could call pass interference, maybe, but he had his hand right here, which sometimes they'll call, but he took it off quickly and then swiped away the pass. Yeah, he held the jersey a little bit, too. Like, it was a small grab of the jersey, I'm telling you.

Very, no, bro, you don't call that. Let's just say there was a small grab, but it was, I mean, that's a really egregious call, especially for that part of the game. If you didn't call it let's just say there was a small grab but it was i mean that's a really egregious call especially for that part if you didn't call it nobody would have said anything yeah especially the way they let them play all game that's true it was different from the rest of the game i'll give you that all right guys we're gonna stop the podcast for a second because some of you stink you actually smell like shit and we're gonna change that okay we're gonna change that right now matter of fact you know you know who's going to change it? Native. Native is going to change it because they got the best hygiene products in the business. Plain and simple.

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slash flagrant let's get back to the show interesting thing that came out i guess maybe last night but definitely today the last play of the game where burrow gets pretty much sacked by donald and byron donald yeah i think he got the pass off but whatever it doesn't matter um if you look downfield jamar chase had just dropped jalen ramsey ah fuck and was free yeah touchdown nobody close there's a picture of jalen Ramsey stumbling on the ground. Aaron Donald saved that season. And this is why I said I think the Rams win, because if you can get to the other team's quarterback,

you're probably going to win. No quarterback can beat pressure. Patrick Mahomes couldn't beat pressure. Yeah. And I think the most important thing on any team as a quarterback, second most is you've got to protect that quarterback. And the Bengals, it ended up being a good pick. I thought it when you, the most important thing on any team is a quarterback. Second most is you got to protect that quarterback and the Bengals. It ended up being a good pick. I thought it was dumb at the time. They picked Jamar chase over a couple of really good offensive linemen,

really fucking good. And Jamar chase is so good. I think it's a good pick, but they have this year and maybe two years after to spend money and you've got to fucking invest in an offensive line that costs them the season. And I don't, it's not just like everybody's like, ah like ah they'll be back it's you're not so sure yeah because when you have a young quarterback like that their salary's dumb low because of the rookie contract you're like guaranteed a certain amount of money so this is the time you have money to spend a free

agency then when his contract is up in like two years or three years you have to spend 50 million dollars a year or whatever on them and now all of a sudden your salary cap space shrinks so you this is your window these two years i think left you have to go after it and you kind of need to try to win your super bowl now and you got to do it against patrick mahomes josh allen justin uh herbert or whatever his name is like you it's the afc is stacked this was a this was their chance and i think they kind of got fucked. Yeah. But Aaron Donald should have been Super Bowl MVP. The only reason he wasn't is they vote with two minutes left. And then the last drive was all him. It was second and one.

Burrow throws an incompletion. Third and one. Should have got a first down on a handoff. Aaron Donald fucking stopped the round. I think it was Joe Mixon. Cold in his tracks. Couldn't get the first because of Aaron Donald. Just took over.

Then fourth down. Pressure. And then the sec. That saved the saved the game yeah it's tricky i it's hard also not to give it up to cup though right like cooper cup is so good and literally if you look at that last drive it's all cup it's it's all him and when odell he's done that before yeah it was the last drive in the conference championship as well and the last last drive against Bucks. He had the long pass. Dude, he's incredible. He's the best receiver in the league.

Odell stays in line because he got Cooper Cupp and he can't say shit. Yeah, but it was the same thing that Donald did, Cupp did, right? It's like Donald decided, okay, it's game time. I need to take over. 100%. Took the fuck over.

Yeah. And Cupp did that as well on that last drive. It was incredible. He did it multiple times on that last drive. So I'm not angry angry giving it to Cup. I didn't follow the whole season, but I have people talking about, oh, this is the best season from a wide receiver ever. I don't know.

Yeah, he got the most receptions, the most receiving yards, the most receiving touchdowns. NFL honors. That would be the best. Offensive player of the year. It's kind of like Julian Edelman won Super Bowl MVP. Yeah. What?

He just always brings you in the league. MVP. But Cooper Cup, super hyper Christian. He deserved to win too. Here you go. Thank you, Dove. There we go. Thank you for forcing

Julian Edelman for agreeing that the best wide receiver season ever in history might deserve the MVP. Watching Dove suddenly become watching Dove

and also loves Jesus as a savior. Super Bowl MVP. Watching Dove suddenly become a Rams fan has been so funny to watch. Legit. Never talked about the Rams all year. Then all of a sudden he's buying a big screen for the studio

so we can watch Izzy and the Rams. Why do you give a fuck about the Rams, dude? You're every LA fan. And it's not logically wrong. Support a team when they're good. It's a good product. But I want, since he was emotional about this shit la gave a fuck two days ago yeah since he gave a fuck for 40 years i wish they got

it for them look and shouts to odell beckham jr too yeah dude he played great he he tore his acl i think that's what people are saying that's right but like he got the touchdown i mean he got 50 yards or something like that. Like fire cleats. You saw those cleats were fire 1500 fucking diamonds in them. But like to make sure that you contributed to that victory, it'd be one thing if he gets injured on the first play and like, doesn't really quote unquote win the game, but without him,

they don't win that game. No, no, I think it's so, it's so tricky because like if he comes back the next season and they win another one i think he completely rewrites history yeah like his whole story changes whole story changes finally as a quarterback they can get in the ball a team and an offense is smart enough and knows how to utilize him and all of a sudden he has no ego there's no issue

yeah right it's like he has no ego being the second wide receiver but contributing to that team it's it's a real shame they tore the ACL. It's really sad. I also think if Aaron Donald retires, there's no way they make it back. Oh, yeah, that was another thing. He said he might retire. This might be his last game. And then he wouldn't answer after.

He was like, I just want to enjoy the win. Obviously, you should. But he's one of the best defenders in history. If he retires, I don't see how you possibly win. Bro, you know what was so cool is watching the players get emotional. It felt like back in the day with the bulls with jordan it was like tears every single time they won they've given so much and i saw a few of the lakers championships and it felt like they almost like expected to win yes there was no crying they were kind of like excited a little bit happy etc

dude odell beckham jr was bawling yeah like holding his wife's stomach that has their child inside i presumed that's the lauren she was a girl oh really yeah yeah oh shit okay and the come up yeah and then um also aaron donald just like teared up with his family like it was great to see the ecstasy that the players were feeling. Yeah. Because you go, okay, these people have contributed so much of their lives and sacrificed so much for this moment. Yeah. It almost, it almost was like they didn't think it was possible.

Yeah. I think it doesn't. Yeah, man. Like think about how much you give to comedy. Yeah. But you don't give your body. You don't give your brain. You don't get fucking trauma in your brain. Yeah. every single day for this game that you love yeah they do and

the chances of winning a super bowl are so slim yeah so when you get it it's got to be the single greatest feeling outside of maybe heavyweight champ of the world yeah because you're just and or ufc you know heavyweight champ of the world, boxing, outside of that, there's no thing that requires this to be the best. And the one common thing you heard from all the players and even the coaches

is like, oh, we're such a great team. Like, no person is just like elevated. This is this person's win. They all were saying like, yo,

we're such a good team. We play so well together and that's why we got the win. Yeah. Who's the person on that team? Who's like the leader that pulls it all together? I mean, the coach is apparently. Yeah. Who's the person on that team? Who's like the leader that pulls it all together? The coach is apparently

a genius. He's great. Legitimate, actual photographic memory. I think you saw a sound clip where he's remembering, somebody's pulling it up. They ask him about games

when he was offensive coordinator, like passing game coordinator of the Redskins eight years ago. This game against this team, this quarter, this much time left and he knows the exact play.

It's fucking uncanny. Any one of our wives do that shit. No, no, no. Only with things we do wrong. Hey, remember that nice thing he bought for you when? I don't remember that shit. So, you know, Odell filled a couple of Drake's bets. Yeah, Drake finally won.

Like three half a million dollar bets. Yeah. He lost on one. So, it was for Rams to win, won that. For Odell to score a touchdown, put half a million on his boy. But then he was like, I think 10 or 15 yards short of like the yardage. Kind of something in the 60s. Yeah.

So you're still talking. Yeah. Yeah. A million dollars. He just. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah.

Nice. It was one of those things where it's like i don't know i i kind of was rooting for the bangles a little bit very much rooting for the bank but i was happy that odell got away there's a lot of players on the rams i root for matthew stafford uh he fuck he played on a dog shit team his entire career one season yeah and he's not the greatest quarterback but one season with a truly good coach and a truly good team, and he wins the fucking Super Bowl. And he played his ass off all year. And then Cooper Cupp also, and Odell Beckham, and Aaron Donald.

Odell Beckham and then Aaron Donald. For some reason, I just really wanted them to get ranks. No, that's great. And it was cool to see them do it, man. Yeah. Good Super Bowl. Nice to see it be competitive, too. Yeah, good Super Bowl.

I just wish it was in a different city, and L still in st louis we're good thank you did you think that uh what do you guys think of the halftime show i liked it but i knew what it was right it's just we're just it's just a nostalgia play which is what so many of these things are yeah every commercial our music and even super bowl halftime show fucking bruce springsteen or tom petty or whoever else they get it's always nostalgic yeah almost always guys yeah i think the same thing i mean i'm watching it being like oh i wish there was younger acts on this yeah but i think kendrick was the only person that like dropped an album within like five years yeah eminem be dropping them shits we don't care yeah i guess but like dropping like you know a massive like breakout album and so i was like

it'd be nicer to see like younger people but at the same time i guess the viewership of the super bowl and like the nfl in general is probably 30 plus right so i'm like yeah i get why they did and i like that they put all like the la legends and that was fire minus like eminem and 50 yeah i fucking loved it yeah like i loved it it may be having to do i was in la watching it and so they were going fucking nuts they were yeah snoop and jay like that energy in the room was fucking that was the most hype the stadium was during the half yeah fucking losers but it was cool to see snoop open up a super bowl in la and here's california in la snoop is incredible dude i think snoop is underrated so good so crisp such a good performer at this age with all that fucking potty smoke. And so sharp.

Like there's never been really anybody who is like Snoop. No. Who sounds like him, who even raps like him. Talks like him. Who talks like him. He is his own thing. Yeah. And it's just so cool.

And I think that because we see him as this almost like a cartoon. Yeah. That maybe we don't appreciate that enough. Yeah. He's almost like Shaq. Yeah. Like he't appreciate that enough yeah he's almost like shack yeah i mean like yeah he fills all these different positions in like the world and like he's able to like code switch so easily but you also forget oh he's like a legend in his own right of like what he did yeah it's amazing like he code switches while being him he doesn't actually

switch his code he just fits in perfectly as him wherever he is yeah yeah that yeah i guess code switches isn't the right thing but like he can play on a cartoon like he can be in sesame street we're totally okay with it and then he can be up there throwing up the sea yeah you know talking crypt this crypt that and so it's like wow like for some reason we accept you doing all things yes there's nothing that you do that's inappropriate yeah you can talk about wildlife we love it yeah you can talk about a boxing match you can be one of the commentators we love it he was doing a show with martha stewart and she was the one that went to prison you know what i mean that's crazy like not the affiliated rapper like martha stewart yeah oh you brought this up this is funny that

we're canceling all these comedians and then you have a halftime show with a guy who's on trial for murder a guy who allegedly beat his wife uh and then what all these comedians and then you have a halftime show with a guy who's on trial for murder, a guy who allegedly beat his wife, and then what was the other accusations? And then Eminem has literally said everything wrong possible.

And these guys are part of the corporate Super Bowl halftime show. Like, corporations are okay with these guys. And the only thing that they had a problem with was Eminem kneeling.

Yeah. That was the thing. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, buddy. Come on. Relax. What do you think about that? That shit was a little bit try hard right like he's trying to get it back bro he don't realize it just be a wild boy yeah just be wild like you don't have to do all the woke

activisty shit like just be you you are wild he's old enough that we don't believe it anymore yeah yeah it's not him he like outgrew the stuff we love most about him interesting he doesn't have the angst and shit yeah yeah relapse was 15 years ago and that's the as you're too old to relapse then yeah now you a fucking grandfather bro stop it no relapse yeah yeah i just felt forced man like he hit it and he put his hand over his head i was like what are you doing right now like he's just a little bit late right it's just a little bit late that's good yeah right like like when he was taking shots at trump it was like yo it's over

it's over he's still he's still late he's just. It's a shame because he's brilliant. He's objectively brilliant at rapping. Yeah. But I guess with rap specifically, it matters so much what you're rapping about or the feeling that you're like exuding in your rap. And right now that feeling just feels a little bit late or dated. You know, like I know the right thing to say is like, oh, it's great. You're standing up for Kaepernick's right to take a knee. And it's like after Kaepernick put out that Netflix thing, bro, game over, bro.

Like, that shit was bad. So bad, dude. It was so, was that not bad? So bad. Al can't admit it, but it was so bad. You didn't even see it. I didn't even look at him. I just knew he wouldn't say a word.

You didn't see the Netflix thing where they the nfl to slavery and it was like a slave auction you didn't see this oh he just shits on his parents who adopted him the whole fucking movie stop hating these guys man they try their best well i don't think that they were like measuring them and seeing what he could do when they adopted them right like they were making him run a 40 crawl this 40 i'm saying the whole movie did you watch the thing no definitely just constantly the first like two episodes he eats at a black person's house and then the white mom is like oh he won't anything he won't eat anything and she's like no i like this it actually has flavor and just like a wild shit where it's like yes your mom dog what you doing oh dude oh because

he's adopted by the white yeah when they didn't season the food or whatever like they really make their parents look he makes them look like assholes the whole time like white people don't season our food yeah what is lemon pepper yeah white people pepper chicken what is that pizza bro that's seasoned facts yeah talking all this shit like white people don't know how to make delicious ass food the french don't know how to season their food you mean some french fries don't you black people ain't got no problem with hamburgers yeah truffles french right mcdonald's pretty goddamn good is it not i'm just saying there's a lot of white food that y'all fucks with yeah right say hey chick-fil-a oh that's a good one enjoy some chick-fil-a

that is the whitest thing oh come on the whitest dog chicken is not white y'all just took our shit and made it better wait wait did black people invent fried chicken they made the best fried chicken but y'all didn't invent it it's not soul food it's not like white slave owners are like well give them the chicken, nobody wants that It's chicken Yeah, but we made the best Sure, but you didn't invent it

You made it the best until Chick-fil-A Oh shit It's white food, bro Fried chicken is white food, baby Not only is it white food It's Scotland Oh no! Oh no, dude. Mark.

Somebody must have done this, but a Scottish vampire with no teeth? Somebody must have done that shit. But for real, y'all, I'm telling you, y'all need to put some respect on white food, bruh. Fried chicken, Scottish. Of course it is. We deep fry everything. Deep fry Mars bar.

They specifically say that the Scottish fried chicken was cooked in fat though unseasoned. West African fried chicken was seasoned but battered and cooked in palm oil. Yo, fuck this Wikipedia article, bro. Who wrote this, bro? Call the camera.

What is happening? They hating, son. What a long time. That's a fact. white people invented fried food oh keep going yeah but uh it was the scottish slave owners are the ones that created it and then slaves learned learn about we didn't then slaves learn learn about we didn't own slaves we were slaves no bro no bro who did we enslave the irish or something who did we enslave no we were slaves google that real quick by the way this article's on bbc so there we go no it's wikipedia come on all i'm trying to say is white people need to respect knowledge their food, yo. Let's learn the knowledge right here. This is the most important thing we've talked about all podcast. Salmon?

Salmon? Bro, there's a whole Wikipedia entry, bro. Salmon, bro? Read this Wikipedia entry right here, bro. Salmon's white people food, bro. Nah, salmon slaps. Steak? Salmon slaps.

Steak? Fire? Steak is, I hate. I hate that. Yeah, but you hate it culturally. You don't know what it actually tastes like. You like you some steak, bro. I do.

Steak, white people food. Say what? Fried chicken way better. And white people invented it. You're welcome. Other great white foods. Ice cream. Ha!

Love you some ice cream. Nah, I don't know what it is. It makes us shit. It makes us shit crazy. Say what? We're lactose intolerant. No, you're not lactose intolerant. That's a lie.

White people told you so that white people can keep all the ice cream in themselves. White people are tired of waiting on Latin Mr. Softy. So they started telling black people they're lactose intolerant. Look up ice cream. White people invented that shit. Ice cream fire. Go. Say it.

Read it. Read it. Read it. I just Googled famous white foods. Go. It's like cashews, sesame seeds, pine nuts. No. Nuts.

Nuts. Invented nuts. Now Google famous black food. Y'all wasn't about to crack open a fucking cashew to get the nut? No, garlic. No, this is just saying foods that are white. Fuck. The color, you fucking dickhead.

Yeah, that's what I thought it was going to be. What a dickhead this guy is. Mayo. What a fucking dickhead. Mayo's fire. Mayo's fire. Y'all do like foods that are the color white, though. That's a little racist of you.

Why? You like vanilla ice cream. Why is it not? You like milk. You like cream in your coffee did we not make chocolate white cheeses or chocolate you didn't make ice cream was invented in persia about the swiss oh you dumb fuck what are you talking about the swiss wait the swiss aren't white you fucking retard no i was talking with you persia face yeah persians were white they come from the caucus mountains it's true what year is it that's facts if you look well they brown also says china kind of invented ice cream too man fuck out of here

bro they don't even have cattle to make the milk they didn't have cows have the milk you ever had a steak from china no wag wait oh that's japanese thank you thank you Who do you think brought them cows over there? The boys. The boys. Real talk. Okay, stop playing around. White food. Probably the best food. So stop hating on our food.

Italian is good. Italian food is delicious. But I heard y'all didn't invent pizza. Say again? I heard Italians didn't invent pizza. That's not true. We didn't invent noodles. Noodles, yeah. That comes from China.

Apparently sorbet. Marco Polo is often credited with introducing sorbet style dessert to italy after learning of it during his travels to china yeah but sorbet doesn't have any milk in it yeah yeah exactly but i said ice cream did i say sorbet has anybody ever said oh i would like some sorbet no we go i want some ice cream they go we have sorbet you go okay gelato that's it's a rip-off ice cream oh that's That's what it is. They make knockoffs. Not as good. It might be the original. It's the original.

No, it's not. Gelato? It's the original. Some gelato? Dude, gelato, dude, it's the best. I'm just saying. Just let's be honest. If you had to choose one food to eat for the rest of your life, it's wine.

If you had to. No. Go. One food for the rest of your life. Fried if you had to go one food for the rest of your life fried chicken white food no it's not scottish food that would kill you dumb fast black people fried chicken that would kill you no so rock and roll music is what white or black black okay so then fried chicken is white nah we made it which rock and roll no we made it yeah yeah we made it y'all put a little sauce on it yeah yeah we made it y'all put a little sauce on it we made it yeah that's all i'm saying y'all made rock and roll we made it hot logically yeah y'all made rock and roll we made it hotter no you white people made rock and roll hotter where's rock and roll right now you guys killed it you guys killed no y'all

killed it y'all tried to get back in y'all killed it y'all tried to get back in y'all killed it. Y'all tried to get back in. Y'all killed it. We had it hot. Y'all tried to get back in. Y'all killed it. And it killed it. Playboy Cardi, bro. Y'all tried to get back in. Y'all killed it, bro. He's a rock star. Fuck. Rap is going to be dead.

Say what? That's the answer to the halftime show would have been better with rock and roll with the pop culture. Thank you. Shut the fuck up. Thank you. The best halftime shows were this one and Beyonce. No.

Yes. We're not. He's sleeping on Bruno. He's sleeping on Bruno Mars you're sleeping on bruno amara okay i'll take bruno too he's not white killed timberlake with janet that was a fire yeah you need that mix you need the mix you need the mashup but now we're getting away from food i just need you to put some respect on white food everybody said you are getting ass fucked on the food front hey you know what i'm saying whoa i'm just saying fast food fast food and pizza

probably the most popular foods in America, and now you have to add fried chicken to it as well. Fast food, pizza, fried chicken, all white foods, all Caucasian cuisine. You can't take all the fast food. That's not a cuisine. Hamburgers, French fries, white. Yeah, okay, but that's not the only fast food. Name another one.

Chick-fil-A, white. Panda Express. Panda Express. Fuck. Ain't nobody eating that shit if they're not at the airport, son. Subway, Indian. fast food name another one chick-fil-a white panda express panda express fuck you know but eating that shit they're not the airport son subway come on now subway's owned by indians but it's just sandwiches that's why nah but we did that shit that's how it's not dunkin donuts indian that's jared that was pedophile yeah i was a pedophile. Congrats. Hey, hey, hey. Congrats. Fucking pedophile peddling

sex. I know. Who's side are you on? I don't like Subway, though. That's why. Yeah, nobody likes Subway, dude. Dunkin' Donuts. Your food stinks.

Dunkin' Donuts. Best coffee in America. What do you mean? It's actually not the best coffee in America. What's the best coffee? I got to this place in the village.

Casa de 1942. Get the fuck out of here. One location ass. $90 latte. Dunkin' Donuts, bro. America runs on it. What's America run on? Not Starbucks.

Fuck Starbucks, yo. It's the best in Boston. Boston loves it. Massachusetts loves it. New York loves it. No, we don't do it in LA. Nobody does it. LA don't know nothing.

LA don't know nothing. New York dunking over a Starbucks all day, bro bro i see duncans all over this you don't even drink coffee sell out i drink coffee no you don't i drink no you don't yeah you don't even drink coffee i do yeah he drinks tea he just drank tea and they don't even got fire teas they got chai lattes do that that shit is in the back bro that shit is in the back You don't get none Man, that's funny Special man Special man, right? I'd be going in there

Just winking and getting chai But now that we've all Acknowledged that white food Is not seasonless That it actually is The best food I can agree with that It's not the best

But it's not seasonless It's not seasonless You don't need to hate On your adopted parents Whole fucking series Oh, I can actually Taste this food That's wildly disrespectful

That's disrespectful Adopted you, gave you a home Real talk Fed you, seasonless food If you're not white when it comes to food Y'all need to take a knee Y'all need to take a knee Sign of respect

So we can sit out your flavorless ass food Can we talk about white people losing? Robert Whitaker vs Izzy So we can sit. Sign of respect. So we can sit out your flavorless ass food. Can we talk about white people losing? Robert Whitaker versus Izzy? I don't know if Robert Whitaker is white, fam. I think he's Maori. I'd take an L. Now you don't want to claim white, right?

Now everybody's white before. Hey, if you lose, it's the 1% rule. If you got one drop of that loser blood in you, then you're a loser, bro. It's facts, bro. Yeah, he's half European descent, so white, half Maori Samoan. Nah. Shouts to Izzy. Izzy, another victory, another notch on the belt.

There's some lunatics out there that are saying that they think that Robert Whitaker won the fight. He fought much better than the first time of course but i think what's happening with izzy is like he's so dominant that you start looking for rounds for his opponent yeah right this is the mayweather thing that happened where it's just like he's just kicking ass every single time so if the opponent lands a decent strike you're like oh that's a big fucking deal no yeah izzy beat him convincingly four out of the five rounds not even close and uh you can give him maybe one round but i thought the way the refs had it was pretty good and is he just the fucking best bro it's crazy yeah actually the ufc needs to start building up another fighter so there's someone for him to fight i think that's what the ufc needs to do a better job who is it right now if If there was.

He's going to fight Cannoneer probably because Cannoneer just finished Brunson. But like they need to build up another fucking guy because Izzy's not leaving middleweight most likely. So if he's just going to wipe through the division once again, we're just going to see another Robert Whitaker fight probably soon. I don't need to see that fight again. These fights when the guys are more evenly matched can be more technical and they're not as interesting. I like seeing Izzy bounce people's heads off the fucking canvas. That shit is fun. Paolo Costa coming in talking all that shit and just getting fucking knocked

out and then humped. That was fire. Give me the young shit talking guys again. Bro, game over. The guy was 20 pounds overweight for his next fight. Just stole him. He went bald afterwards. literally lost his hair afterwards broke him literally yeah that's unbelievable and he got like a hair transplant had to take time off because of it jesus no broke that man so it's um yeah it's fucking tricky man

it's tricky he needs an opponent and when you're the ufc you have all the guys uh under contract right so it is your responsibility to build up these other guys granted the guys that make the biggest name for themselves end up getting the fights but it's like yo get some fucking editors on some clips or something yeah like i i need somebody else to build this fight up besides izzy we need somebody out there that we're going oh my god can that person beat him who else is out there can you guys say it that's a problem i'm looking to you as the greatest mma journalist of all time i am sugar sean but he's 135 pounds he's never gonna yeah what's no chance what is his next move ever he'll fight cannonier and then he'll probably have to fight uh guys that he's already fought in the division again or there'll be guys that come up and wait but the next interesting

fight which won't happen because both of them said they won't do it would be kamara usman coming up and wait to fight izzy but they're brothers they just won't do it yeah um and then i mean they both said that they'd rather you know two nigerian champs than than one yeah double division champ or something like that uh there's this other guy uh hamza chamayev you guys heard about him he's like super highly touted and he's this guy he's got uhat Chimaev. You guys heard about him? He's super highly touted. And he's this guy who's got amazing wrestling, but he's also got good kickboxing. So there's something interesting there.

But they've got to build him up. And then there's another guy, Perea, whatever like that. This is a dude that actually beat Izzy when they fought in a kickboxing match earlier. And he just entered the UFC. And I'm not even sure if he entered at middleweight. But that'd obviously be a match that people are excited by because they're like, oh, shit.

This guy beat Izzy. This guy beat Izzy. We got to see if Izzy wants to run it back. So those are the guys. But those guys I just named are all two or three fights minimum away from a fight with Izzy. Is it worth talking about Jon Jones? No, because Jon is adding weight and then

moving up to uh heavyweight yeah and izzy posted the funniest fucking shit about him did you see this no oh my god he posted a picture of of john jones i don't even think it's john jones i think it's just a guy but he posted this on twitter instagram of uh of a guy wrapping his hands with the wraps and And the caption was, John Jones wrapping up a Valentine's Day gift for his fiance. John Jones wrapping a Valentine's Day gift for his fiance. Because he beats up his wife a lot. Allegedly.

Allegedly. But not so allegedly. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, brilliant. He's just the best at trolling. So it's like, John Jones don't want that fucking troll. And the shit he said about Rogan was dope too. Oh yeah. We didn't even talk about that.

Super brave again. Mic drop. That's my fucking guy. There's a lot of cunts in his business. And this guy's a real one. He's been nothing but nice to me. That shit was fire. For him to say that's my N-word is bold as fuck.

That was, especially in that situation. I just dropped it. But yeah, I mean, honestly, we need somebody else in the division with some fucking charm dude and i'm fine with izzy busting his ass but we need other people to believe that this guy has a chance to beat izzy yeah and that's what's going to make the biggest fight because otherwise it's going to be a situation where izzy's got to promote the whole thing by himself so these guys in the division got to look and see what izzy's doing and then start copying that shit in their own fucking way if you're izzy how many more fights are you thinking about before i'm getting out of the game saving my brain saving my body it's a great question dude that's a great question i mean if i'm him because he could do he

could transition to whatever he wants career-wise that's the thing i'm most curious about this with him is just like do you feel like you're missing out on opportunities by living in fucking new zealand because if you leave right what's that didn't you say he was leaving yeah you leave but I'm most curious about this with him. It's just like, do you feel like you're missing out on opportunities by living in fucking New Zealand? Because if he lived in... What's that? Didn't you say he was leaving months ago? Yeah, he left, but then they decided not to go. Okay. And he's loyal to the boxing club, right?

Because they're a team and they're all like bringing each other up. And it's a beautiful thing to see. But please believe if he was living in Los Angeles, he'd be in every Marvel movie. Yeah. There's so many different opportunities. Now, you also have to look at these things and the grass is always greener you might have all these opportunities but you might get shittier training you might not have guys that are willing to dive for you and you might not be a

successful fighting right and i think a lot of times especially people in our industry they look at what they could have right this always happens with agencies and that kind of stuff and all the agencies have hit me up and hey come to us we're gonna give you this we're gonna give you that agent putting the press on you fuck it was so funny where is this uh it was after a show in miami and this is how loyal andrew is he's so loyal to our guy who he got me he said uh yeah i'll join your agency just hire my guy and the guy legit for 30 minutes kept trying to get andrew over and he's like look i will come all you have to do is hire my guys and the guys wouldn't do it yeah yeah no but it's true because like that guy built something with us yeah right shouts to tj it's like tj built something with us and

it's very hard for me to not be loyal to someone who's been loyal to me i'm probably loyal to a fault yes are there other opportunities that i could get at these other agencies 100 without a doubt massive things but then there also could be things that hurt me and we got a great thing cooking over here yeah and i like being loyal to my guys and building with my guys because at the end of the day that's more fruitful and those guys wanted nothing to do with you when you didn't have anything exactly and tj stuck with you 100 yeah 100 and was part of building all this so that always going to get rewarded right uh for me and i and i hope that you know i imagine is he probably feels the same way yeah like yeah it'd be

nice to be in these movies but at the same time like these guys are also responsible for all the things that that he's created you know and uh yeah i don't know for me that's very important the crew is very important yeah that's why I roll so deep. You know? Like, everybody is, everybody, when we go to places, like, everybody goes. Yeah. And it's because everybody is responsible in the success that I have in giving me opportunities to do these things. You know what I mean? Yeah. So is it a pain in the ass for the UFC when we're going to go to a UFC fight and I say, yeah, I need six tickets?

Yeah. Yeah. You know, the Nelk boys get four right all right you know what i'm saying like but it took six of us to for them to reach out and want me to be there yeah i learned that's why i flew kevin and out for rogan you should have y'all i didn't give you loud in the studio but i got rogan y'all helped me make this special more than anybody so you're coming down 100 we'll figure it out we'll go celebrate after but you're coming yeah 100 that's We'll figure it out. We'll go celebrate after, but you're coming. Yeah, 100%.

That's the way to do it. So hopefully Izzy's feeling a similar way. Yeah. What else we got? All right, let's just go feelings, no facts. All right? Let's go. DaBaby, Danny Lee's brother, fight at the bowling alley.

Maybe the funniest fight I've ever seen in my life. Oh my God, dude. Have you seen it? Yeah. Bro, it's unreal. All right? Yeah, bro. It's unreal. All right. Oh, boy. That's not good.

Yeah. Dude, they've added the cartoon music on it. Yeah, yeah. Dan, dan, da-da-dan, dan, da-da-dan, dan, da-da-da-dan, dan. I mean, yo, props to Danny Lee's brother, man. Why would you roll alone, yo? Yeah, why props to him? Because he said he said he was gonna do it and then he did it why would you roll alone yo you get props for getting beat up no yeah you get props for like staying your ground and like going to do it you're like yo if you're

in my city or whatever like that I'm gonna come check you and he went and do it and he knew that all these guys were there and they were probably gonna beat his ass and maybe he thought he was gonna land one shot or do something like that but like he rolled alone and do it and he knew that all these guys were there and they're probably gonna beat his ass and maybe he thought he was gonna land one shot or do something like that but like he rolled alone and did it and maybe he rolled alone because he thought if he had more dudes that someone's gonna get killed because if he rolls with four dudes they also got four dudes guns might get taken out and who knows who doesn't go home that night this is technically his brother-in-law so it's almost like i'm showing up. This is for my sister. Yeah. He got to show up for it. He said online, I'm going to go check you.

He went to go check him. He gets to say, yo, they jumped me. They have five dudes. He's too pussy to actually fight me. Now he never gets to acknowledge us ever again. Right? DaBaby gets to go, I fucked that dude up. Don't come at me.

You're going to get fucked up. He gets to look like a big tough guy. He gets a bunch of social media clout everything's good nobody was really that hurt and now they get to squash beef and eventually because he because i think that this guy gets to look brave he took on five motherfuckers by himself him sliding into the bowling lane might have saved his life because then the five guys that are trying to stomp you out can't they can't get a good leverage point yeah real talk a bowling alley is a great place to get jumped. Yeah.

Outside of like the bowling balls and shit that they could throw at you. Like the fact that nobody has enough traction to really add some power. Yeah, 100%. Especially if you know that you can just run on the middle lane. You got to know that going into it. Like, yo, I can just jump on the side. Be good. And then be good.

Get some real traction. Walk the plank a little. But they don't know that. And then they slide. And then boom, game over. It's fucking home alone. Like, you got to see a little but they don't know that then they slide and then boom game over fucking home alone like you gotta see that going i don't know why yeah i mean i just wish his homies didn't jump in because the baby fucked that guy up on his own that was one punch from the baby right they sent him fucking slide sliding on it was a spare it was a spare it was pretty good honestly yeah i don't know i don't know al you seem less uh

less impressed i just i just think it was a stupid move like don't say you're gonna do something publicly and then like he can actually get charged right now he got beat up and if the baby wanted to press charges he could press the baby can't because he's he's he's thugging bro no i know that's true but i'm just saying it's just stupid like don't promote your crimes yeah yeah no that's also true don't promote your crimes but i guess what i'm saying is like if you are the person that's saying you're about that life and you know the dude's in town where were you bro true because you know for a fact he's gonna come out and say if you know what what yeah but he's not famous he's the baby's fucking he's danny lee's brother so like he could easily not show up in one or two people for a day and I'd be like, yo,

where the fuck is he at? But nobody cares. You're not famous. You have no fucking reputation to uphold. You have no image to uphold. Does he want to be famous? That's what I'm saying. If you don't want to be famous, who cares about your image?

I talk shit. I got to go back it up. Nobody cares. Yeah. I mean, he wants to be famous. Yeah. So then this is great. You get some fame out of it.

Okay. Fair enough. If he wants to be famous, then it makes sense. What is he trying to do? I'm not not too sure but i know he's one of those types he talks about himself in third person then i'm glad he got his ass beat hopefully they beat that out of him what else we got mark all right you want to talk about kodak getting shot at beaver's party jesus christ how do you get shot i don't understand you know the crazy thing is if we were in town during the Super Bowl,

which we were planning to be because we were going to do shows around this weekend and actually spend the Super Bowl in L.A., we move some stuff. We would be at that party. 110%. Like, we would be at that party. I mean, like, that's family. You know, Scooter is Bieber's manager. Yeah.

Right? So he's going to definitely say, yo, come by the Bieber event. And we could have defused the situation. We would have saved Kodak Black. We might have been able to defuse it. Or we would be dead. You guys wouldn't have been at the party. Bro.

Why not? Not that you couldn't get in, but you wouldn't have gone because it was the after party and you guys call it a night by like 1 o'clock. I'm going to be honest, that's not true. I'd have called it a night. Dove would have been there. Dove and Bala would have been there. Andrew Walsh, he turns up.

It's either he's not going out or he's turned up. And I don't think that's fair to me because I'd have called it a night at the regular party. Yeah, probably. Akash probably would have tapped out. I would have probably stayed out. Alcohol and Adderall. If I'm drinking, I'm going for it. I probably would have stayed out.

There's a very good chance that we're at that party. I think there's a 100% chance you're at that party. And if it's a fucking event like that, I might even stay up. I wouldn't stay up. I knew I was lying as soon as I said it. There's no way I'm going. And I would have protected Kodak. I actually feel bad I wasn't there.

Yeah. I let him down. Now, is this the best thing that could happen to Kodak. I actually feel bad I wasn't there. Yeah. I let him down. Now, is this the best thing that could happen to Kodak? What, make him chill for a minute? No, anytime a rapper gets shot and doesn't die, it's just an amazing boost to their career. The only thing that would have been better for his career would have been dying.

Exactly. But this way, he gets to not die. Yes, exactly. No, because dying is great for your numbers. Yeah. But now you get all this PR. You get all this news people who's kodak black they're looking on spotify they're watching they're watching the

music videos or listen to the songs etc but now you get to talk about getting shot and then you're on what is it uh twitter live or whatever that shit is the next day yeah did you see that he was in like a spaces room twitter spaces i think they have this kind of like live their clubhouse clubhouse version yeah and uh but yeah this is great for him especially if you're doing like the super thug thing like this is for not getting shot matter of fact if you're super thug and you haven't survived getting shot are you really super thugging i i heard from somebody out there that this might have been retaliation for the comments he made after nipsey passed oh shit yeah they said they were coming for him yo being a thug that's exhausting how do you

hold on to this shit for sure remember they got nothing else they're like they're like fucking wives dog how do you remember all this negative shit we'd be saying all the time just lock it away oh my god bro forget something nah they don't forget no they're like elephants there's this guy who's hilarious do you guys know uh oh fuck what is his name crip mac 55th street oh yeah that guy he's always on no jumper podcast he's like this guy he's probably like the most uh famous crip now like online and he's like really charismatic dude he's like really funny he's got a big five tattoo on the side of his face and like everything is i'm gonna keep it 55th street like it's just hilarious and um some facebook posts surfaced when he was a kid so claiming a different set we're talking

about like super young right claim it maybe talking shit about the set that he's currently in and he had to go back to the neighborhood and get i guess what's called dp'd disciplined and he went back in there and just started tussling with some dudes he got some shots and he got some shots off they got some shots off and and that's what it was but it's like he's putting on the set he's the most recognizable and probably famous crypt it's not snoop right now so and even he had to go back to the neighborhood and the ogs had to go yo you for when he was a kid like they're canceling gang members for old tweets isn't that crazy like gang members can't even get away with tweeting his fucked up shit when they're you know 10 years ago

yeah so he had to go fight to like that's your punishment yeah and then you see how you hold up nah it's more you just get jumped but you you can fight back. Okay, I bet. See? Gang members, they forgive. Should we do that with people who tweet fucked up shit? Yeah, just fuck them up and then let them... Yo, get DP'd, dog. What? Get DP'd.

Some disciplinary action, yo. Yo, that's interesting. Get some disciplinary action, bro. Yeah, they should call a DA. And the community that you offend gets to be the one doing the DPing. That that's actually decent so you have some homophobic tweets from back in the day the gays jump you bro dp dp gays dp real talk that's actually a good idea so then you only talk shit against people that can't fight there it is vegans all that shit you want vegans let's go let's make it happen but for real that's interesting

pacifist pacifist that's a good group yeah they can't actually do anything religious groups well certain ones yeah certain ones yeah certain ones about that action yeah 100 dp that is the solution i think we figured it out there it is all the world's problems that being said we do have a podcast where we offend people daily, and I wouldn't necessarily want to give them the ability to just beat the shit out of us. But it's not tweets. You say there's just only tweets. So this is only tweets or

no, I think old things said on a podcast as well. Obviously, with everything that's going on, those also count as tweets. Like Al said, we've deleted everything from our Twitter past, but we haven't deleted everything from our podcasting past or maybe Instagram past. So now that gives a free pass to these groups

that want to beat the shit out of us. I mean, is that what we want? Bring it on, bro. You ready for all that smoke? Bring it on, son. So are we ready right now to have Dave Chappelle, for example, get five minutes with the most brolic trans women on the planet? That would be entertaining. That'd be kind of tricky.

That'd be entertaining. Fallon Fox? That'd be tricky. Like professional MMA. Pay-per-view? Trans women. Oh, no. Professional MMA. That might be unfair. That might be tilted. You can't have it slanted in favor like that. It's gotta be like a brolic trans woman, but not professional.

Well, no, but that's not the rule in the gangs. In the gangs, they've got the biggest motherfuckers out there. That also means the biggest person has to be mad racist. Say again? That means just like the biggest person can be super racist. No, I think that's fair and light. But that's how it used to be. Yeah, it is.

If you were big, then everything was fine. That's a life rule, I think. And then they developed martial arts to give an advantage to smaller people. Yeah. Right? And then they developed guns. And bombs and yeah i mean yeah that is literally what happened the smallest people develop martial arts think about that yeah

decent point asians are the smallest people right they had to develop that shit so they could deal with these big old fucking cyclopses they were bumping into around the world yeah right imagine people were small back in the day already yeah so imagine back in the day these four foot two inch asians were traveling the world and they were bumping into these black people who were fucking massive. These white people were massive. They're like, we need to learn some shit. Put your fucking hands up.

Tuck in your thumbs. Judo. Jiu Jitsu. Yes. Use some Judo. Use some Jiu Jitsu. Use your feet a little bit. Wow.

Yeah. Right. East Timor is the shortest country. Of course. In South. It's Southeastern Asia. Of course it is. Average height is five one. Five one. It's Southeastern Asia. Of course it is. The average height is 5'1".

5'1". Come on, dude. We know about this shit. Look at the average height in the Amazon. Even the chicks are tall as fuck out there, aren't they? Tall. How many people live in the Amazon? Huh?

How many people live in the Amazon? Aren't they the Amazon tribe or something? It's not Wonder Woman, son. Whatever. Wonder Woman's pretty strong or whatever. You know what I mean? Tell the truth. aren't they? The Amazon tribe or something? It's not Wonder Woman. Whatever. Wonder Woman's pretty strong or whatever. Tell the truth. On average, the weapon-bearing females measure five feet, six inches,

making them tall for their time. Exactly. Huge. Five, six. Imagine you're a dude, 5'1", traveling the world, and you see a country just full of women. They're all six inches taller than you. Yeah, that's wild. Holy shit.

That's wild. shit that's wild holy shit that's a huge problem dude you got to develop some form of martial arts they also invented gunpowder right the asians that's true china yeah they got to keep stepping it up they got to equalize always they got to equalize okay other people started to develop you know versions of martial arts so they're like fuck there you go we're getting screwed out here boom gunpowder right yep we invented social media they invent tiktok oh it's happening today that's what they do that's their new martial art that's what they do they went from this to this yeah that's it right so true speaking of different countries

off topic i don't like talking about other countries. Pornhub released their year in review data about top search results from different states and different countries. Do they have bottom search results as well? This is top search results from around the globe for 2021. Oh, I love this all. United States is ebony.

Let's fucking go. Morocco. Wow.co is anal wait what morocco's number one search result is anal is anal dub yep dudes there it goes that makes sense okay canada you got lesbian hey look at india staying true yo where's india india is indian oh shit yo that's actually that's on brand. Fire, dog. Yo, stay true, dog. Fire, dog. That's what's up.

All right. Africa's ebony. Yeah. Except until you get to the north, then it's lesbian. Oh, wow. Arab, they like lesbian? Yeah, that kind of makes sense though, right? Oh, no, no.

Arab is Arab. That country right there. Oh, shit. That middle one. What is that, Algeria or something? I think so, yeah. That's Tunisia. That's Algeria.

And then what is this? All of like Eastern Europe so, yeah. That's Tunisia, that's Algeria. And then what is this? All of Eastern Europe? Ain't nobody ask what Tunisia was. That's how you know. Ain't nobody ask what Tunisia was. You saw him just trying to flex in fucking African countries? Ain't nobody ask, bro.

I was impressed, though. Yo, Africa love Ebony, bro. Overall, Africa... Yo, why is Russia about hentai? The world loves Ebony, yo. Yo, Africa Why is Russia about hentai? The world loves Ebony. Can we talk about that? Yeah, it's a lot. Russia loves hentai, bro.

What is hentai? I thought that's anime. But when anime is fuck, it's hentai. Oh. When animes aren't fucking, it's just anime. It's just anime. Yeah oh that's what's up why do british colonies love lesbian porn so much i don't know canada australia i think that's just where chicks are watching porn and most chicks watch lesbian porn uh the most liberated female

countries that's my assumption are gonna have women who also watch porn. And that disrupts. And they watch lesbian porn because that's the only porn that is made to pleasure the women in the porn. So this is not a true list. I mean, it is. No, it's not. It's not just the men in the country. We only care about what men are watching.

Nobody goes, I wonder what women are watching in porn. Just find out what the men are watching i don't know how i feel about the fact that pakistan's number one is india as well this is by state this is what is new york baby what's new york baby say what's your chest baby you know what i'm saying i'll tell you this stay with your chest, baby. How did you offset the whole state? Stay with your chest, baby. You offset the entire state. Damn right you did.

What is it? Foot job, New York. Now, why is it? I'll tell you this. Why is it New York? Why is New York foot job? Because people walk everywhere. Least amount of sandals

because nobody wants to walk around New York with sandals because your feet get so fucking dirty. So we don't get to see feet that much. It's like anal in Morocco. Exactly. Right? You only get to do that within your family. Outside of that, it's foot. in morocco exactly right you only get to do that within your family outside of that it's foot and if you look at california the most is asian why is that because there's a lot of them over there of course yeah yeah

so they're skewing the search look at louisiana yeah why is it naked naked women they just got they always make it they just got the internet down there. They always naked. They just got the internet in Louisiana. They don't know how to work that shit. That's what you Google when you're 80. Dude, that's just Mardi Gras. They're not even watching porn. They're just celebrating. Florida's mad. Yo, yo, yo.

Who is Harley Quinn? That's the Joker chick. That's Margot Robbie in Suicide Squad. That's so funny. That's an entire topic. Where is that? Where is that? I don't know what state that is.

Is it Ohio or something? Maine is fisting. Those fucking weirdos, dude. You fucking weirdos, dude. Fisting? That is nuts. Where? Maryland.

That's that D.C. shit. That's that D.C. shit. Maryland, there you go. New Jersey. Come on, New Jersey. That makes sense To them tough ass Italian women On Real Housewives

Like cursing at their husbands All the goddamn time Yo furry Mississippi's furry Yup That's crazy Okay Nebraska is pantyhose

Yo morning sex Can someone explain this Yeah they don't The sun doesn't set Cause the sun doesn't set That's a good ass point It's just morning sex They're just looking

For daytime fucking Yeah They need to see light Hawaii is interesting Look at Idaho Look at Idaho Where is Idaho Because the sun doesn't set. That's a good-ass point. It's just morning sex all day. They're just looking for daytime fucking. They need to see light. Hawaii is interesting. Look at Idaho. Where is Idaho? Huge boobs. No, giantess. Oh, Amazon.

Giantess. That's Idaho? I'm still trying to figure out what state is Harley Quinn, bro. She's killing me. That's Iowa. Can you just show us where... Oh, Iowa is Harley Quinn. Oh, no. That's Michigan's blowjob. Wait, where does it say... Iowa is Harley Quinn. Oh, no.

That's Michigan's blowjob. Where does it say Harley Quinn? Right there. Oh, wow. Ding. Lesbian yoga? Iowa. Wisconsin.

Wisconsin. Yo, quickie? That's how cold it is up there. Blowjob. That's Michigan? Yeah. What is that? Blowjob.

Oh, yeah. What is it? Joy. 301. JOI? Three on one. Three on one. What? Joy? Nojob. Oh, yeah. What is Joy? 301. JOI? Three on one. Three on one. What?

Joy? No, I don't know. No, three on one. Wait, where is that? What are you... Oh, it's JOI? JOI? What the fuck are you talking about?

I saw three for a second, too. You saw three, too, right? I thought that shit was an area code. Yo, what happened to your glasses, bro? I don't know, but your boy need that shit. I can't believe it. Arkansas got divorced. Yo, that's a very specific... Hawaii? I don't know, but your boy need them. Arkansas's got divorced. Yo, that's a very specific word.

Hawaii's his amateur wife. Yeah, that shit, I don't even know what that means. That's a little wild. Yo, look at Florida, you cucks. Yo, that shit's mad gay, bro. You see, dogs? That's the news. They just like the news down there.

I mean, some of this is crazy. Oh, man. Texas loves everything big, though. Hand job? I can't even trust you who looks at hand job porn what cucks are you talking what is tripping what where's that where vermont up at the yo who is penis pump no that's the next level loser shit son you watch that south carolina's penis pump yo sex toy is new hampshire your vibrator is is that atlanta no no

south carolina that's some loser shit right there dude oh north carolina's penis pump yeah yo bbw was that west virginia big black woman it does west virginia bro let's go yeah that makes sense beautiful woman big oh just all fat girls count as a BBW? Okay. Natural tits. Your thick Latina is Texas. That makes so much sense, though. Fire, dog.

I mean, I understand twerking. I guess that's Vegas. Yeah. They're just getting tips on their fucking jobs. Mormon porn? That's unbelievable. What is Mormon porn? I don't know.

Coffee drinking? Just going to a Starbucks? Yeah. Anal cream pie. Oh, that's kind of fire. What is JOI? Can you Google that real quick? I'm about to do a little Google search. If you had to guess, what is your guess for what JOI is?

Jerk off inside. Oh, yeah. Oh, you're close. What is it? Jerk off inside. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're close. What is it? Jerk off instructions. What? You just need instructions, bro. Bro.

Bro. What? What? Seattle, right? We got to give up that, Steve. I don't know. Seattle. Portland.

That's Oregon? Yeah. Oh, that's Oregon. DP? Portland. That's Oregon? Yeah. Oh, that's Oregon. DP, though. That's the discipline of top. You see that? They need that.

We're going to send you up there. That's crazy. I mean, are any of these surprising? All the weird ones are kind of surprising. Yeah, all of them. Yeah. Cartoon. I don't like New York as foot job, though.

I love that. That makes me so happy. I love Thick Latino, but that's also fire. It's a foot job though i love that that makes me so happy yo i love thick latina but that's that's also fire if it's foot job yo time spent per visit philippines killing them philippines be not coming fucking losers get a job the stories bro yeah get a job bro you got shit to do what are we at we're right here nine minutes 44 middle of seconds. Middle of the pack, as always. Who's the quickest? Russia. They got shit to do. Nah, the internet be getting cut off. Let me figure that out.

Time spent by state, Wyoming, Mississippi, Alabama. Nothing to do. I'm telling you, it makes sense. Short is bet New York dumb low. See, I told you. You got shit to do. Connecticut, them motherfuckers are rich, bro. They got things to do. Yeah, that's a good point.

Favorite times? I mean, it makes sense right before bed yeah all right all right all right guys look this has been another episode flagrant too thank you guys so much for tuning in we appreciate you um we might have to hit them up again this week bro you might have to hit them up we have to bless we have to bless them again with something special this week i'm not going to say too much more but we might have to hit him up we have to bless we have to bless him again with something special this week i'm not going to say too much more but we might have to hit him up with something special this week we will see you soon okay we'll also see you on uh the patreon patreon.com slash flagrant join the asshole army we'll see you over there we love you we appreciate you peace