Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - KANYE WEST GETS ROASTED

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

00:00 - The Roast of Kanye 01:55 - Breaking down Kanye’s comments 54:07 - BTS enlists in South Korean army 56:35 - Bear going after climber 01:03:10 - House Of Dragon recap 01:12:42 - UFC 280 preview - BIG fights 01:17:19 - Dan Snyder is a wild boy 01:22:03 - Andrew and Snoop Dogg are doing a movie! 01:28:12 - James Corden gets banned from Restaurant 01:34:26 - Nancy Pelosi Rap is flames

Kanye West, you gopher-faced deutschbag. This week, Kanye went on a media blitzkrieg. He threw so many stones at the Jews, he's now an honorary general in the West Bank, which is soon to be the only bank that will accept him. Yeah, JP Morgan actually canceled his account, so the only transaction Kanye is going to have is when Caitlyn drops off the kids. So what exactly did Ye say? Well, hungry, hungry Hitler went on drink champs with the most bloated cheeks I've ever seen on a human.

The guy looks like a ninja turtle just had a root canal and proceeded to spout off more hate than a West Virginia water fountain. He claimed George Floyd was killed by fentanyl. Wrong. Kanye, we have video evidence of a throat getting crushed, and don't worry, Kim's not in it. He blamed the Jews for trying to silence him. Ye, the only Jew that's ever kept your mouth shut was the dentist that wired your jaw. And of course, he defended his new shirt by taking more shots at Black Lives Matter than Kyle Rittenhouse himself. Now, I hear some people saying Kanye did bring up some very strong points. Yes, these points.

That's it. Kanye isn't the free thinker he claims to be. He hasn't had a unique idea his entire life. He just regurgitates the talking points of the latest pseudo-intellectual leech around him. The only original thoughts Kanye's ever had are Amber, Kim, and Julia. So, is Kanye insane? I don't know. I don't think there's a mental illness that makes you a Nazi outside of Mel Gibson's ex-wife. That being said, selfishly, I hope he is. I'd rather believe this is the behavior of a guy battling bipolar disorder than accept I've been supporting a black skinhead for decades. So my message to you, chipmunk cheeks, is simple.

Get better. Better friends, better therapists, better perspective on the world, and better meds. And good luck. Because you're going to need it. Hey, okay. There we go. What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagrant. Fellas, fellas,

let's give Kanye exactly what he wants. What did you guys think about what he said? Yo, you actually said a lot of it in the rant, but I think he is clearly going through a manic episode. And I talked to a friend of ours, very funny comic named Matt Pavich,

who has bipolarity, and he said some shit that was like really interesting and fascinating. He said, when I'm going through a manic episode, I love getting a rise

out of people. I say all kinds of shit I don't mean. Nasty shit, hateful shit. And he's like, I don't mean. Nasty shit, hateful shit. And he's like, I don't even know if this is science or just a few of us or whatever, but I personally love getting a rise out of people.

And I've been there when he's having episodes and he'll say crazy shit and I never knew why. And he's like, yo, I just love, for whatever reason, I love getting a rise out of people. So what's going to get more of a rise out of people than George Floyd didn't, you know, whatever. And then whatever he said about George Floyd,'t, you know, whatever, and then whatever he said about George Floyd,

whatever he said about the Jews, all that shit is like, I know people are going to go nuts. Yeah. What did you just wish for? Say again?

What did you just wish for? Protection for the Jews. Okay. Protection for the Jews. That's very nice, actually. No, it was making noise. It was like flickering. I didn't like the flickering.

For the crackly mental disorder. Yeah. ADHD. I thought you had a really awesome explanation. He was making great points, but all I heard was... Come on, man. He just wants to get his eyes out of me.

I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. No, can I tell you something, though? Well, one with Matt Pavich. My mom is... I think she's manic-depressed, we assume. But yeah, I think she is. You can't just accuse someone.

Well, sorry, Mom, if you're not, but she got some shit. One summer, she just started to fucking try to save the flowers near everybody's house. We're like, what are you doing? And she started writing these notes and these manifestos, and she was just like, if we take all the garbage and put them in the garbage cans and then put the garbage cans outside without tops on, the deer will just eat the food out of the garbage can, and they won't touch the flowers. And then she started writing all these things,

posting the signs everywhere, and I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she didn't start hating fucking Jews or black people or anything like that, but what she did start doing is going down a path without thinking of anything else that could discredit it.

She started a deer, though. She hated the deer. Hated the deer. And then who knows where that goes. You know what I mean? It starts with deer. That is where it deer, though. She hated the deer. Hated the deer. And then who knows where that goes. Oh, that is where it starts, dude. Deer is the Jew of animals. Okay, maybe.

I don't know. You know what I mean? Beautiful, gentle. You know what I mean? Graceful. Yeah, I agree. Take all your shit in the night.

What? Is that what it is? Wake up, there's no flowers in your yard? You're being manic. You're being manic. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Which apparently being manic is awesome.

I was talking to another girl. Yeah, manic high apparently feels amazing. I was talking to her about the Teslas and shit. And like doing ecstasy, she's like, oh, I've done every drug. Who's her? This girl. She's a comic. How did you just say her?

You said her. I thought you were talking about my mom. No, I'm like, yo. What the fuck? You're talking about my mom about Tesla? What? You've never seen your mom on a Tesla? Yo, that's wild.

There's a wild boy right there. Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on. My mind went here. Absolutely, dude. Can you impersonate your mom on a Tesla? Uh-huh. Andrew, I almost love you. I got close, though.

I'm close, Andrew. I'm close. I'm feeling all these feelings in my body. And I'm looking over at you, and you're still shit. But I almost love you with the help of all these chemicals. Oh, shit. But apparently, when you get in a manic episode, that shit is better than any drug ever. Why would you say her?

That's what's throwing us. Did you have a whole conversation in your head before? That's exactly what happened. Okay, gotcha. Almost exactly what happened. You hang it out with this nigga too. You see me doing that same shit? I hate that I did that. My girl does the same exact shit where she'll have the first part of the conversation and be like,

so anyway, don't you think that's absurd? Yo, let me tell you something. And I'm like, was I not listening? Were you not talking? Maybe that comes from our wives. That should be rubbing off on me. I'll be watching a video and I'll start responding to the video to my wife

and then when she don't know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about I'm just like forget it you never listen you never listen come on yo but yeah

we gotta all get manic somehow I don't know how you can do that but that shit's super fun I'm sure I've had some bouts of fucking mania in my life but and it feels great

well I guess what I'm saying is you go down an irrational path, right? And you don't question at all whether what you're saying makes sense or not. Yeah. And I've seen that happen with my mom. And I definitely see that happening with fucking,

with Kanye. That being said, those thoughts got to get in there. And you have to think that there's some logic to those thoughts. But again, if you're just trying to get a rise out of people you know what's going to get more rise out of people than me wearing a white lives matter shirt putting on a trumpet these are all those things he also said interesting thing he said i'm 90 sure the reason he's off his meds is because meds make you fat and we know kanye's a vain guy yeah he said i don't like working out yeah so why you

don't like working out because i hate working out you don't like working out you He goes, I hate working out. You don't like working out, you're not going to take meds and make you fat if you're vain. I just stay off the meds. And you're married, at least you were married to the most vain family on earth. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bipolar is one of those weird things where like, taking medication makes you feel worse. Like, you're taking it to feel, like usually when you take a pill, it makes you feel better.

You're depressed, you take some SSRI and all of a sudden you're like, oh, I feel a little bit better, I got a little dopamine go in my system or serotonin or whatever the fuck it is. Anxiety. I'm a little bit better. I got a little dopamine going in my system or serotonin or whatever the fuck it is. Anxiety.

I'm a little more calm. I'm more calm. This is, I'm starting to feel good. Well, it depends where you're at. Fuck. Like, it just equalizes you.

Like, if you're manic depressive, it makes you feel better. Of course, of course. But what I'm talking about with the hard part, it's easy to take the pill when you feel bad to feel good.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But once you start feeling good, like you wake up in the morning, you got some energy and you know when you take that pill, you're more tired, you're less creative, you're groggy. I don't just feel good, I feel invincible. Yeah. morning, you got some energy. You know when you take that pill, you're more tired. You're less creative.

You're groggy. I don't just feel good. I feel invincible. If a car hit me, I'm worried about the car. Yes. Why would I take meds that make me feel less good? Yes. It's the dumbest thing in your mind at the time.

Yeah, that is true. So that is best case scenario. I think you're making best case scenario for Kanye that he's being a provocateur, et cetera. Now, the danger of being the provocateur and being incredibly serious when he says it and not in any way trying to act like he's joking, like truly believing it, which I think in his manic state, he believes it, or his serious state, like what I said in the rant,

like I want to believe he's crazy because if he's not crazy, this is who he is. He's an awful human being. Yeah, yeah, truly. And I think that we lie to ourselves. I think we go, oh no, he's just crazy to protect what we like about him. Yeah.

It's the MJ thing. It's like, no, he didn't touch the kids. You know what I mean? It's like we are lying to ourselves. I think we go, oh, no, he's just crazy, to protect what we like about him. Yeah. It's the MJ thing. It's like, no, he didn't touch the kids. You know what I mean? It's like we are lying to ourselves to protect what we like. Yeah. I feel he's using it. I feel he's using the fact that everyone thinks he's crazy. So now it's like, oh, shit, I could push the envelope.

I could say a little bit much, and some people give me the scapegoat of, oh, no, he's just crazy right now. There is a liberation with him. Because he has played the same fucking playbook over and over and over. Yeah, but if you're manic. And we keep taking him back. So if you play the same playbook and he's like, oh, shit, this worked. And I'm good.

People accept me again. He's going to just keep running it up. He's like a spoiled rich kid who gets arrested and gets off. Yeah. And he's like, oh, there's no repercussions. Yeah. I can just keep fucking up. Yeah.

What were you saying? If you're bipolar, you have episodes, manic episodes. So when you're manic, you start saying this crazy shit, you come back down. And also, nobody's really willing to check him into an institution or check him, period. So it could just be one long-ass episode that's just been going and going and going.

Yeah, but look at the timing of his episodes. It's always about something coming out. Either it's clothes, either it's music, it's always something coming out when he's going through an episode. Go, always about something coming out. Either it's clothes, either it's music. It's always something coming out when he's going through an episode. Go, go, go, Dustin. No, the episode is that he did what he did in music and then comes fashion. Remember

his last shows when he started going on these hour rants? He wants to be this Steve Jobs. He wants to be Arnaud. He wants to be these titans of industry and we're not calling him that. He wants something that we're not giving him and he's just shaking us us we're like look what you did with yeezy like what else do you want and he didn't he hasn't gotten it all and so he just is like yeah coming after him so i don't think it's i'm with al on this i wonder why can we get into like what he

said and why it's wrong yeah let's do that that's. That's important. There's like three different things, right? So it's like the White Lives Matter tea was like the first thing he did that people got mad at. But it didn't have the same pushback as some of his later stuff. But obviously like White Lives Matter stuff is like antagonistic. You think maybe that's because as much as people might agree with the idea of the Black Lives Matter movement, the organization has got some flack. So we're like, all right, well, I'm not as married to this. Oh, yeah, he picked the most pussy time to be provocative about it.

Yeah, yeah. Like, if you really want to be provocative about Black Lives Matter, you do it immediately when the movement is moving. In August 2020. Exactly. You don't do it after they just basically came out as, you know, I don't know, I don't want to say scam, but like they were basically stealing money from the charity.

Yeah, but you would have to learn that information to have that thought to put it out on a shirt. Well, I don't think that's the reason why he put it out. No, no, no. But I mean, like, prior, he might have thought the organization was doing good. Didn't he, like, raise money for the organization? Yeah, he did. No, he did. He said he was raising money for Breonna Taylor.

That's the real Black Lives Matter. Yeah. So, because he wouldn't have raised money for Black Lives Matter if it was supporting George Floyd because he doesn't believe that George Floyd

was killed by Derek Chauvin. Now, after he watched Candace Owens' documentary. I see. Because before he did. Okay, so basically the three things. Yeah, so it's

the White Lives Matter tea and then saying that George Floyd wasn't killed by Derek Chauvin but he was killed by fentanyl. Right. Which I guess,

like Charlotte may even point this out, it's just like objectively not true. Yeah, I mean, the coroner has even said it. Yeah. And then the last thinglamagne even pointed this out. It's just like objectively not true. Yeah. I mean the coroner has even said it. Yeah. And then the last thing is obviously the anti-Semitic stuff. Which I think some people don't completely understand

why what he's saying is objectively wrong. So let's break all this down because the really interesting thing about like the Kanye headlines and the podcast, etc. that he's been doing is that different groups of people are upset for different reasons. Right? And they don't really understand why the other groups are upset, right? And I was asking people, I was down in Atlanta doing this movie, and I'm at this bar, and there's

a couple dudes that are sitting next to me, like rich black dudes that are at this hotel, right? And they're from, one was from Chicago, the other one was from like the Atlanta area. And I was like, did you guys watch the Kanye thing? And they're like, yeah, we watch it. And I was like, well, what are your thoughts about it? And I was like, they go, watch the Kanye thing? And they're like, yeah, we watch it. And I was like, well, what are your thoughts about it? And they go, it was really fucked up. I mean, that White Lives Matter thing was fucked up. I can't believe he did that shit. And then George Floyd, I fucking can't believe he did that shit. I'm like, what do you think about the stuff he was saying about the

Jews? And they both were like, don't they own a lot of shit? And they didn't feel bad about it. They weren't anti-Semitic in any way. But don't they own a lot of shit? I talked to a wife who had the same reaction. And I think the reason why this is is because a couple things. I'm glad, Dov, you're here to speak on this, right?

Is not, first of all, there's only 2% of the country is Jewish. Most people in America have never met a Jewish person. There's like 14 million Jews in the world. You think most? Most people in America, I guarantee you, have never met a Jewish person. In Texas, I didn't understand. You meet one, you feel like you met an ump, but that's why you feel that way. But most people in America have never met a Jewish person. So I think what's happening is this. They don't know about Jewish history and they don't know about the Jewish paranoia that is baked into the culture that

you grew up with, a lot of my Jewish friends grew up with. And I don't think they understand why the paranoia exists. Well, I think we're going to get into that, right? So, Dov, maybe you speak growing up about what was taught to you about the Holocaust and the Spanish Inquisition and the countless times in history where Jews were removed from the country that they were hanging out. I don't think that I had a different upbringing that everyone else saw. You ruined it.

You ruined it already. You saw the Holocaust. You ruined it already. You had a chance to complain. I don't want to fucking talk about it anymore. One time you get to complain and no one would matter. It's unbelievable. I don't think my life was any different than anybody else's.

It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable how you could be lobbed up an easy dunk and then you could take it. It's so crazy. You're being into semic right now, Andrew. It's unbelievable. It's truly unbelievable. He had it on a silver platter.

What do you want me to say? Say your experience, and don't say it was just like ours. I had a lovely Jewish experience. Other people didn't, okay? So then what did he say that was so wrong then? What does that mean? No, no, no. Go, go, go, go. So if you had the same experience as everybody else, then what did he say that was so wrong? What does that mean? So if you had the same experience that everybody else, then what did he say that was so wrong about the Jews? You guys own all the banks, you own all the media. Like say, that sounds like

good. Answer your question. Answer your question because, because you're about to come around to what we were saying in the first place, but it's very important that you understand this. If you had no different upbringing, you had no different upbringing than anybody else here, and there's no knowledge base that you have than anybody else here, what was wrong about what

was said? Wow. Just tell me. You said you had none. I'm asking you. No, the normal history of the Jewish education, my family didn't teach it. The movies taught it to me. The Holocaust movies, the classes, the history books. That's where we learned the crazy shit from the Inquisition.

My family didn't go top to bottom. Can I be honest with you? I'm not saying it's true. Oh, really? So if you're saying that, so Kanye didn't say anything wrong. He gave you guys a bunch of compliments. You guys own all the bags. You own all the...

Compliments! It's crazy. Kanye's very pro-Semitic. It's not crazy. What was crazy was me offering you the opportunity to explain yourself. Terrible question. Andrew knows what I'm doing. I know what you're doing.

It was a very good question. If you yell a dub, don't let the hair fall on your face like that, okay? Because if it's doing that a little... I was putting madness. Yeah, I know. Not today! Okay, okay.

So, excuse me for speaking on behalf of Jews, but you failed. Okay, so Jews are brought up understanding not only the Holocaust, but what led to the Holocaust. And it's very important to understand what led to the Holocaust, to understand why Jews have a very healthy paranoia about language and ideology that Kanye was saying on the podcast. Thank you, Dove's Proxy. Now, the average American doesn't learn about what led to it. The average American doesn't know what Kristallnacht is. They don't know what Hitler, what? That's what I'm going crazy at. Were you not in school?

Did you guys not learn that? I'm saying my family particularly did not go through every single line item of the TV. It's like all the empathy. Literally everybody listening to the podcast right now, everybody listening to the podcast right now was on board. They heard the rant. They were like, Kanye's fucked up. And then Dove is just going,

you're just evaporating. Don't think about me. Speak about people in the past. I'm fuming right now. Don't be fuming. Jeez. Come on.

What's wrong with you? So they don't know the history that led up to the Jews. A lot of Americans, I don't think they actually believe this, but the history is taught like this. It's like, Jews are living in Germany, then 1942, get them into the fucking gas chambers.

There was a lot that led up to that point. There was the dehumanization of Jews, and it started with the language and ideology, the exact language and ideology that Kanye was speaking on Trinchex. Stop pointing at me, dog. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Kanye's speaking about that.

So when Jews hear that, they understand what that turns into better than anybody else. The reality is most non-Jews in America probably are sitting down going, there is no way there could be a Holocaust in America. And you know what? There are Jews in Germany that thought the same fucking thing. And you know what? There were Jews in Germany that thought the same fucking thing. And you get taught that and we don't. I know it because I have so many close friends

that are Jews that have explained this to me, except you. Other ones. Okay. Now the thing that Jews don't understand is that non-Jews don't learn about this. Like you're so shocked. None of us learn about it.

None of our parents tell us about it. We see Holocaust movies and we're just like oh, wow, that was a beautiful moment. America took out Hitler. That's fucking awful what happened. But we don't hear the, this is how a group of people were dehumanized and blamed for everything during a recession. We're right before a recession. This is like the worst time to be like, hey, those are the people with all the money. Those are the people with all the power.

Those are the people with all the control while everyone in America is getting poor. This is like pre-World War II set up perfectly. So the Jews in America and around the world are hearing this like one of the most influential people in the world right now is saying that we control the media and all the other. We control the banks. We own the black voice. We own the black voice and all the other things that we heard happen in Germany. I'm sure it happened in fucking Spain. I'm sure it happened in every other fucking place you guys were kicked out of.

Common theme. Listen, why they all land? So, drink hands. So, Americans, white people, black people that do not know Jews and do not know the history and are not raised within the culture that really focuses on this. As part of it, there's many other aspects of the culture, are looking at this and they're comparing their stereotypes to Jewish stereotypes in a vacuum. Alex is walking down the street and Alex goes, you know what, I got to wear glasses because I'm less threatening to white people if I wear glasses, even though I can see fine.

He's making adjustments in his life to deal with his stereotypes. And none of us know about. Exactly. And then he hears stereotypes about Jews, which is like, oh, they think I own basketball teams. They think I own the media. They think I own banks. And he's like, well, give me some of them stereotypes. That shit is fire.

So the average black person who does not have close Jewish friends is probably thinking that same thing and then seeing how Jews feel and then going, why are they so upset? They're just saying shit that I wish was our stereotypes. Now Jews are hearing it going, here we go again. It's about to be the next fucking Holocaust. Why the hell is everybody not realizing this is how it happens? Because we're not taught how this turns into that. And we're not taught it's happened throughout history.

We're only taught the Holocaust. And to your point, we are taught about Kristallnacht. We might read a book about the Holocaust and a concentration camp, but we do not get taught what really happened leading up to it. Fair. I wanted to meet in the middle somewhere where we're assuming, like, after a certain amount of time, like, we're all in school.

We all are actually absorbing. You're meeting more. I grew up in a town of Jewish people. I'm also Moroccan. A lot of the crazy, crazy shit, definitely more in the Ashkenazi upbringing. Because they were right there. They were there. So that is something that I can say,

but we can also say that there should be a better education on that. But the reason why, I'll give you a big reason why we actually push back on it. One, it's a tiny percentage that do have that power, but it just speaks on this thing about dual loyalty. Like you're assuming that we'll choose us before we'll choose like our best and closest

friends and brothers. And we'll just go straight to that first. And that's just not, that's just not true. Right. So. Right. I, look, I'm just trying to say it's like, I understand the confusion around the Kanye comments and why different groups were upset at different things. Yeah. You know, like Kanye wearing a white lives matter shirt. It's very hard for a white person to be upset at that because a white person is never going to think that his life doesn't matter. And so you have to remove the shirt meaning

and go, oh, he's distracting from this other thing that's very important to bring attention to. Right? But you're not going to get white people screaming,

that's fucked up because you look like a goofy. Yeah. Nobody likes those white people who are like, white people suck. My life doesn't matter. You know what I mean?

Exactly. That's why he, like you said, it wasn't that much risk in wearing the shirt. He just wanted to be provocative and get the attention. Right. Yeah. Right.

So, hopefully, we all have a good understanding now why Jews reacted in the way that they did and why it seems very reasonable given what their knowledge base is. Yeah. And why non-Jews reacted the way they did and why it seems reasonable to them. Yes. You know, to that point, because you explained this. Do you know what I'm saying? But speaking on the Kanye part of like people are just,

the argument is, oh, is he crazy? Is he not crazy? But the bigger argument should be like one of the more influential people in culture right now is passing off this message. And we're arguing about is he crazy or not. Which is very important also. It's like imagine you're a Jewish guy or girl that has kids that are in school.

And you know that they're watching these interviews and seeing these things on TikTok, right? And all of a sudden, in that school, there's not all Jews in the school. There's only going to be a few of them. So now all of a sudden, they're getting bullied. Oh, does your dad own the banks? I bet you, God forbid, one of the kids' dad works the fucking bank. Is your dad the reason why my bank is getting foreclosed on is your or my house getting foreclosed on like are you the issues are you the reason i see how there is that paranoia within the parents also how that bullying can get oh i know

a ton that were like keep that judaism down especially in europe oh wow now you're in that really tiny minority it's like yeah keep it down keep it down or like in Europe. Oh, wow. Now you're in that really tiny minority. It's like, keep it down, keep it down. Or like in a city that doesn't have a lot of Jews. Because like the history of like, when we just a little bit on some of that, of like why people say like, how do they control Hollywood?

You know how the Hollywood industry started? During vaudeville, which was like, you know, I don't know, the late 1800s, 1900s, where it was like a music act and another acting. This was for poor people. Jews were poor people that did vaudeville and did the garment industry, two things that were paramount to starting Hollywood.

They were immigrants that didn't speak English. So these were silent films. And this all pulled up. So the rich white Americans thought that this was lower. Movie tickets were for big crowds, very cheap versus like limited things to go into a theater. So Jews started it that way. Actors changed their, and by the way, when they actually were making movies in Hollywood, when antisemitism was coming up, the Jews actually made the movies to make American culture like quintessentially American and kind of de-Jew it to make them look like they're assimilating into that world.

Like, look up most Christmas songs that you guys all love are written by Jews. The Hollywood movies that make America like look like media American, proud to be American. So you guys do run Hollywood. Jews were trying to like. Wait, are you trying to say, hold on, you run Christmas? It sounds like you're saying you run Christmas. You guys run Christmas and Hollywood? That's good marketing.

Every time he speaks, it's just digging deeper and deeper. But just so that you control. If you understand... That's great. Good for y'all. I'd rather you understand the history or say like the Jewish run media and he's bringing up like these things of like Google that owns all these YouTube. Let's start it by two Jews.

What were they? Fucking mathematicians that created a program. To me it just sounds like you're saying Jews run Hollywood and the media. It's unbelievable. It sounds like it's truly remarkable. I wish this was a silent film. It's one thing.

I don't get it. I have to say this. Can I say one thing? He started out going yeah on. I don't get it. I have to say this. No, you should get it. Hold on. No, no. Can I say one thing? He started out going, yeah, it's ridiculous. We do not run things. You have to understand, like, when Jews started Hollywood. And then, listen, with the internet, like, when the two Jews, like, created Google. Started Hollywood.

And then we created clothing with the garment industry. But there were poor Jews that then became rich Jews. Fucking hell, bro. Running Hollywood and having a dual agenda is a little different. So you're saying movies are your soul food? Wait, you're saying they run Hollywood, but you're saying they don't have a dual agenda? No, that's anti-Semitic stuff. Bro, is it?

No, no, I only want to speak to you. He's doing it to poke at me. I'm not doing it to poke at you. They're really just pointing out what you're saying. But you understand that, like, controlling... You don't want to hear it. You don't want to hear it. You don't want to hear it. The Jewish-run media means that we have an agenda

every single time we do something media versus there's powerful people in media, there's powerful people in banks. Are they going to be bad? Are they going to be good? I'm sure you like the good things. Y'all don't run shit. I'm not going to let you think you run shit.

Yo, the flip is... Yo, yo, yo, flip is happening. Can we be honest? Y'all some little broke boys. Y'all ain't got no real pulse. Jews are not popular. I know. It's just like, yo, for real, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all don't really got it like that. You speak for a living. I'm just saying, y'all don't really got it like that. They be crying all the time and shit. Y'all don't really got it like that. Like, if we really are going to be honest, Steven Spielberg hasn't made a good movie in forever.

Son, son, son. You know why? Because the goyim was out there like, nah, fam. You going to try to make a fucking West Side Story? Yeah. No. Uh-huh. Okay?

I'm just saying. Italians run shit if you think about it. Italians run shit. Scorsese, Beast, Facts. Blacks run shit. Uh-huh. Do you know what I mean? Jews, what do y'all run, bro?

Y'all fucking, you can't even get a goddamn camera on a Saturday. Do you know what I mean? You can't even keep a fucking, you can't even keep a camera store open on Saturday. And Jews run shit. I'm just saying. Explain the difference. The difference between what? Running, controlling.

Y'all got no power, bro. I'm tired of y'all thinking you got any power. Y'all got no power, bro. I'm tired of y'all thinking you got any power. Y'all got no power, bro. Eat bacon. Nope. Y'all can't even eat bacon. You can't even have shrimp. How you got power?

You can't even eat shrimp. You can't have shrimp. Where's your protein at, Doug? Some beef. Come on. Hey, we don't got power. You think we got power? You think we got power? Yeah. The Indian media, bro.

That shit is crazy. The richest man in the world is Indian. Hey, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, bro. Son, he trying to be pro-Semitic right now. You're not letting him. Yeah, I'm being pro-Semitic. Y'all ain't shit. Y'all do not run Hollywood. Y'all do not run Hollywood. You can barely get a movie made.

See, now I feel better. Thank you, bro. Now you see how fucked up it is what Kanye run Hollywood. No. You can barely get a movie made. See, now I feel better. Thank you, man. Now you see how fucked up it is what Kanye was saying. Yeah. Come on, bro. We're done. I don't want to be your manager anymore. We don't want to manage anything.

Duff tried to turn Hollywood into soul food. This is just the scraps we were given, and we had to make it work. Yeah. That's so fucking crazy, bro we had to make it work. Yeah. That's so fucking crazy, bro. They sound like Kanye at the end. They were jealous. Yes, that is the truth, though. Y'all do not run no banks?

No. Y'all run no banks. Name the banks. JP Morgan. Not Jewish. Exactly. Chase. That's not a Jewish name.

Not Jewish. Goldman Sachs. That's more German if you think about it. Hey, hey, hey. Disney, the biggest movie company in the world. Hated them Jews. Hated the Jews. Y'all don't even got Disney.

Oh, Bob Iger? The big Jew who bought Star Wars Pixar? Wait, wait, wait. He's a worker. That's a worker Jew. Worker Jew. Someone called him a field Jew. You know what?

I want to go back. I'm just saying. I want to let other people up in the top. I'm just saying. Feel Jews. Feel Jews. Yeah, that's funny. That's funny.

That's funny. All I'm saying is, yo, I'm just, marvel. Marvel. Marvel, no. What you marveling at? The lack of Jews? Me personally? Nothing there. Remember, all Marvels? Marvels, no. What you marveling at? The lack of Jews? Me personally? Nothing there.

Remember, all your favorite superheroes are Jews, too. Let me explain to you why. Name them. Name them. Tony Stark? Not Jewish. Robert Downey Jr.? Nope.

Stan Lee? Bob Kirby? Stan Lee is not a superhero. Asian? He wrote them. He created them. But he's not a superhero. Stan Lee's a writer.

Even Stan Lee was like, they ain't gonna believe no Jewish. Wish fulfillment. That's why they created it. But he's not a superhero. Stan Lee's a writer. Even Stan Lee was like, they ain't gonna believe no Jewish story. Wish fulfillment. That's why they created it. Wish fulfillment. How dare you say we don't know about Jewish history? That's fucked up. Even that is, like, frustrating. Crystal knock? We know what that is. That's that lemonade. Put it in the water, shake it up,

and shit, they got the powder and shit. We know everything. Okay, so listen. So let's dispel all these rumors right now. Owning sports franchises. Definitely Jews. Nah, son, they had one. They got him out of there.

Donald Sterling. Donald Sterling. He was too Jewish. That was the problem. Done. No, no. Do you own some sports franchises? A couple.

Robert Kraft. Big deal. Jerry Jones? Not Jerry Jews. I mean, James Dolan. Nick's owner. I wish he was a big, fat fucking Jew. I wish he was.

We got this dumb Irish guy here. He's got that team in his dumps. Right? The fuck? You know? Who else? They got the Chinese guy who owns the Nets. Yeah.

Who owns the Jets and Giants? Indian guy owns the Kings. Bitch Nets. Who owns the Justin Giants? Indian guy owns the Kings. Bitch. Indian guy owns the Kings. Giants, Jews. Lakers. The Mara. Lakers. Bus. Is that Jewish? I'm not sure, but I don't think so. No! He's not Jewish. They own Jewish owners of sports teams. What was Kanye

talking about? So we need more Jewish team owners. We got like half. Huh? We got a bunch. No, you don't. You got no pull. They're just being kicked out right now for different forms of racism. Listen, let's go. So y'all started it. Oh, damn.

Look who wrote the article right here. Dan Moskowitz. Yeah. That's all he can afford to do, broke ass. Look, Jeff Bezos, all the money. Bernard Arnault, is he Jewish? No. Elon Musk, no chance.

Elon Musk, not. Bill Gates, yes. Warren Buffett, not. Wait, is Bill he Jewish? No. Elon Musk, no chance. Elon Musk, not. Bill Gates, yes. Warren Buffett, not. Wait, is Bill Gates Jewish? Yeah. No. No. You're being anti-Semitic by saying he's Jewish.

No, you let you guys at the top just to hang out. He's built like a fucking Jew, isn't he, when you see him walk into a room? He said, we let you guys at the top. That's crazy. Sergey Brin, yes. Yes. Is Larry Page? Yes. Steve Ballmer, is's crazy. Sergey Brin, yes. Yes. Is Larry Page? Yes.

Steve Ballmer, is he or no? No chance, dude. Nah. Nah. No way. Nah, he's not. Big old Irish head. Moukesh Ambani.

Moukesh, is he? Indian, dog. Indian. Two Indians on the list. I'm tired. I'm sick and tired of people throwing these tropes out here like Jews are successful at all. Nope. Like y'all done anything in Hollywood.

Nothing. And like you've done anything in sports. Yep. And what about rap? Do they really own all the labels? I don't even believe it. I don't know. Jay-Z owns this shit.

But also Kanye called Jews the greatest rapper of all time. Drake. That's true. Not. Kanye, I can't take it. Yeah, we're taking him. We're taking Max Miller. We're taking Lil Dicky. We're taking the Beastie of all time? Drake. That's true. No. I can't take it. Yeah, we're taking him. We're taking Max Miller. We're taking Lil Dicky.

We're taking the Beastie Boys. We take them. You can have them all. Big drop off. I know. Big drop off. You can have all of them. Give me a sec.

You can have them all except Drake. You ain't getting Drake, man. I'm just saying, that is, I think we're proving, we're proving right now, that we're proving right now. I know.

I know. He almost said Dr. Seuss. He know. He almost said Dr. Seuss. He was one name away from Dr. Seuss. We're taking Snow. We're taking Asher Wolf. Is Weird Al, is he Jewish? Weird Al. Weird Al, gee, you got that.

All I'm trying to say is we're proving right now is a stereotype, and I think what we've further proved is like, dude, step it up a little bit. Yeah, honestly. Start getting into the banks a little bit more. Have more of a, you know, influence on Hollywood a bit. We're leaving the banks so we can run the hedge funds is what's happening. Oh, so you're saying you run the hedge funds. Oh, definitely.

Okay. I mean, it's unbelievable. I don't know why you've dug into this position. No matter what we do to help him. You're the anti-Semite. You know that, right? He's leaving the bank. If you're a leader of a successful company, all the props to you.

If you're saying you control them to shift your agenda and are a little... You know who the anti-Semite is? No, this is actually really interesting. He likes the compliment. He sees it as a compliment, run the banks. We do, too. Hold on one second. Hold on one second.

He sees it as a compliment, but he doesn't want to be told that they're running it with an agenda. He still wants to be known that they're running it. Oh, that is what he said. But not with agenda. That was the whole point he made. Is that what you're saying? Proud of people that have made it to the tops of industry? Sure.

But define top. Define top. of industry? Sure. But define top. Define top. Define top. You wouldn't want to do that? It's literally the part of the Kanye interview that you have to support. He's saying he's jealous that these guys look out for each other. I did my best. Hey, I tried.

Listen, not only did I explain it truthfully, and then I did it sarcastically, and he's still fighting both. No matter how I try to get it across, the Jews are at danger here. Dov is just like, we run everything. So it's okay. It's okay with Kanye saying that. He's the biggest anti-Semite we know. Yeah, I know.

That's good. It's okay with Kanye saying Jews run everything as long as he doesn't say they have an agenda. That's why he mad Kanye said it because he wanted to say it first. Great question. He said it in the worst possible way. No, no, no. But what I just asked you, what I just asked you, is that okay? No, no, no.

If he says that Jewish people are smart, are education focused, prop each other up, they do well, they're trying to do their, you know, their job of industry. Can he say that Jewish people run everything but don't have an agenda? No, because you can't say that in a right way. That doesn't sound like it's actually believable. That's exactly what you said. You just believable. That's exactly what you said. That's exactly what you said. It is. No, no, no. You're not going to make me look like this.

No, Kanye is free now. No, free Kanye. I'll tell you this right now. That's a hard, we won't let him back. That's where we'll actually flex the power and be like, nope. What is your fucking problem? What team your fucking problem? You brought the Jew MCU together. They're not

going to let him back in. Let him back in to what? And let him back in. This is crazy. You brought us together. Oh my God, Dubs. Yo, honestly, I think the Jews might kick Dub out, bro. I think they might kick Dub out. They've given up too many secrets.

You know how the Jews were saying after the Holocaust was never again? Dove's just like, go ahead and try it. Crazy. I think I'm actually more in that attitude. Oh, Jesus, God. Okay, how about this? I'll give you an example.

There's 14 million of y'all, man. That's not enough to put up any kind of fight. Can you stop? Because you're going to make us cut all this shit. No, no, no. We're not cutting. Don't cut it. We're not cutting.

Don't cut it. Look, I'll say this out loud. This is my opinion, not the opinion of all the Jews. Did you think you were saying it quietly before? You say this out loud? Look, Kanye shouldn't be going on people's fucking, or they shouldn't be giving him that platform like Drink Champs. That wasn't a smart move.

Do I think that he should be deplatformed and blah, blah, blah? Like, no, I want to see who else is going to ride with them and then fuck those guys too. I like seeing who the fucking anti-Semites are. I like seeing it. What should we do with Kanye? What should we do with them? What now?

I'm pointing like I— Hey, guys, do we see who the anti-Semite is? I think we're all looking at the anti-Semites. Okay, question. If you weren't Jewish and you were saying these things, would it be considered anti-Semitic? I thought—was I not careful enough to say, like— Did you just wake up from a coma? Number of Jews that are powerful?

Guys, that's a fact. We need to start drinking. Holy shit. That's a fact. Holy shit. Miles, get this shit on air, bro. I don't think you were like hearing yourself. I think I know what you're trying to say.

The dual agenda thing is the biggest part. Running the Jews like a fucking Nazi propaganda. Can I actually explain it to you? I'm being serious. I understand what you're trying to say. I'm a therapy kid. I'm on words these days. I understand what you're trying to say.

But to a person who could even be swayed to anti-Semitism, they're not going to hear the part about, but we don't have an agenda. They're just going to hear, oh, we run everything. They do run everything. This guy is right. And of course he would say they don't have an agenda. I'm making jokes because you guys are making me look like this. Oh, now you're making jokes. What am I supposed to say? You're going to say Jews don't run

the banks. I'm saying there's Jewish leaders of fucking banks, sports teams, and all this. They're like figureheads. And team owners? Jewish leaders of fucking banks, sports teams, and all this. They're like figureheads. And you've got like one playing on to it. And team owners? Say again?

And team owners? Yeah, you've got like two. Big deal. You know how many teams there are? Yeah. You're mad broke when you make a box. You're like Queen Elizabeth. I don't know what you guys want me to say. Who owns more sports teams?

Who owns more sports teams, Jews or Muslims? Nah. Am I the only one? So rocked over. Oh, you're doing that yeah really i'm usually with you but yeah thank you thank you drink bro no no no no no i need to feel this i mean i need to feel this i need to feel i'd give it a dub but i don't want to hear what he'd say drunk, dude.

Miles, you want to join? No, no, no. We're okay. Oh, yeah, Miles. Oh, my God. Oh, no. We don't want that. Oh, please. Mom, please.

Okay. Oh, my God. Dove, are you Wikipedia-ing how to be a Jew? He's replaying his sentence. I know he is, and he's thinking about it he's realizing fuck no guys

I was joking I talked to him about this for two days straight and I was like we've got it down we've got it down there's no way that he could possibly

fuck it up and wow man I truly don't believe I don't know what I fucked up I'm an ally dude you are an ally I'm an ally I look out for my gays

ally adversary 100% I'm trying bro trying dude. You are an ally. I'm an ally. I look out for my Jews. Adversary. Ally. Adversary, 100%. I'm trying, bro. Trying to help. I don't understand what you guys don't get. Are you rooting for bad things that you don't have to marry a Jewish girl?

What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? I mean, exactly what he told you to say. He didn't even tell me to say anything. He locked it up. We've been talking about it for two days. I didn't tell you to say anything. I'll pretend it.

I mean, he's in his 30s, doesn't understand what anti-Semitism is, doesn't understand like- Hey, getting loud doesn't make you right. No, you're acting like you know Jews. You're asking like, why would they be upset at this? I'm shocked that you would ask why. He doesn't know Jewish history. What happens at the end of Anne Frank? Be honest. What happens?

Honestly, I thought she lived. That's on me, too, bro. That's what surprised me. I thought she hid out and did it, too, bro. That was my sixth sense, yo. I did, too. I thought she lived. That's on you. We don't understand Jewish history.

That's not even a joke. We don't understand Jewish history, though. I thought she lived, too. How you go through that whole book and then... Come on, yo. That's crazy. That's not crazy. That's crazy. Come on, yo. That's crazy. That's not crazy. That's crazy.

Come on, yo. Can we button this up? What happens to Kanye next? Is he done forever? Kicked out of Hollywood? Look, do you know how they teach... Do you know how they teach African-American history? You learn of Martin Luther King, Malcolm X. Rosa Parks. That's about it.

Yeah. You don't even learn Malcolm. That's how they covered Jewish history. Harry Tubman, Rosa Parks. Yeah. There's no Malcolm. They don't teach Malcolm. Yeah, they don't even teach Malcolm.

I didn't hear about Juneteenth until, like, last year. Me too. That was the first Juneteenth. I think that was the first Juneteenth. So I'm on trend. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, in the school system, they're not going in-depth about Jewish history. They should.

Also, you pay more attention. That was your opportunity. You pay more attention to your shit, too. So then if I don't have any Jewish friends growing up who put me on it, I learned so much from you, and I just wanted you to explain to the people the stuff that you put me on to and you just fumbled the map. I know, you know why? Because honestly, the same way I learned about black history,

like I thought that everyone did, I thought that that's how they taught the history of antisemitism and the Holocaust. I thought that that was actually a fundamental pillar of like early education. His whole point Can I say one thing? Yes. Why do you think that they did that? Why do you think? Why do I think that they? They taught it like that. Why do you think that they did that? Why do you think?

Why do I think that they? They taught it like that. Why do you think that? That they taught that what? You think that way because you were taught it like that. I know. I actually believe that it's national public school educational requirements. I truly believe that's curriculum. Is it not?

That's what maybe I'm surprised by. Yeah, sorry. Can I say one thing? Hold on. Dov, you don't listen, Dov. That's how we started this. This is my point. My point is you don't listen.

Al's entire point was they teach black history at school, but it's not good. It's not thorough. So if you think they teach Jewish history in the same way they teach black history, and you're going to agree with Al's point, that means it's not good. It's not complete. It's not thorough. So how about we have better, thorough education for both things?

That was your job. That was my job. That's why we were able to educate. We have a million people that are going to listen to this, and we have the opportunity to convince them that what you guys went through is horrible and that this is the exact way that it starts. We'll just start over. This is me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You said it just now. God, it's on this guy here. Don't really say it. All right, let's go on top of that. Let's go on top of that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Go on the plate.

Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No, it. No, no, no. I got the plate. Oh my god. I'm going to throw this whole thing down. I'm going to throw this whole thing. No, no. I'm calling the Jews. This is fucking going down. I want to give you a hug. I feel bad.

Dude, dude. Dude, dude. I did do one. I was on stand-up. Damn, you need to hug right now. So I've been here before, though. I've been here before, though. Son, it sucks.

I know. I know. I know. I know. I've been here before, dawg. I've been here before, dawg. Son, it sucks. I've been here before, dawg. Come on, everybody. Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Come on, dawg. Come on. Get away.

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everybody else's problems. Yeah. Which is what that type of language and ideology has led itself to in the past. So I understand, sorry, but I understand your defensiveness and other Jews' defensiveness, while at the same time not wanting to stop being proud of the things that you've been integral and helped build. So I see the pride, while at the same time you have the concern and I think the outside world is looking at it like oh I get why you proud of that shit that's fire man

I want to be involved in those things but not realizing where being the sole person responsible and running the bank the sole person running the media the sole person running Hollywood ends up becoming the scapegoat for everybody's problems so it is a confusing thing.

I think Ye communicated himself horribly. I think he's got some horrible people in his ear, and if he doesn't, then he's just got some horrible stuff in his heart. I genuinely do hope that he gets help, and I hope that that type of ideology and stuff does not continue to get spread because we know the dangers of it.

Yeah, yeah, 100%. And I would say most people I spoke to think he's an idiot, of ideology and stuff does not continue to get spread because we know the dangers of it yeah yeah 100 and i would say most people i spoke to think he's an idiot don't agree with anything he said and it's like we all are just looking at him like yo you're being fucked no i even even that i'm not picking on you or whatever but even that i think we should be careful of because there are some people who are like there was a tiktok where a guy put it up and he was like yo yay's gone too far and then mad comments were like yo yo, I've suddenly like, yay. And we're all just kind of laughing at it. Oh yeah, I'm sure some people are.

I think you, the reason somebody, the reason the saying for the Jews is never again is because historically this has happened. The Holocaust in some form or fashion. Lesser forms of fashion, but still they're like, this cannot happen again. So when they see that language. They got to get to it early. You wait too long and then all of a sudden it's the Holocaust. And I think what you were actually trying to say, Dov,

is, if I can try, there are, yes, there are some Jews in positions of power, but we certainly do not run industries, and we certainly do not do anything with agendas to support Jewish people over other groups of people. Yeah, I think that's the two things. Agendas and being a scapegoat when shit's going wrong

for someone else. It's like, oh, those people are doing well. And that's what you were saying about, like, you know, what we were teasing you about because it's a comedy podcast, but, like, we were talking about Jews being involved in, like, Christmas carols or even, like, the most pro-America movies. It wasn't like, here's the Jewish agenda in the movie. It was, here's the American agenda, and look how we fall into it. Please don't scapegoat us.

Look how we fall into it. Look what we support. We're trying to fit in. Yeah, and so I think when you look at it through that lens, you go, oh, wow. These people are trying to be part of the fabric of America and not have their own little thing, which is what Kanye and people like Kanye that share his ideology have kind of positioned you guys as. And once you have your own little thing, you're others. And once you're others and you're responsible for me losing my fucking house because you own the banks,

quote unquote, now it's easy to hate somebody like that. So I understand what you were trying to communicate. Unfortunately, you have three and a half comedians here that... Wait, why is he a half comedian? Because he doesn't do stand-up. No, I said you're a half... Thank God.

Thank goodness. No. Did get tons of joy of, you know, making life miserable. So I think we know where your heart is, and I think that you understand, hopefully you understand a little bit where, like, non-Jews and how they grew up and why they look at this a little bit more confusingly than some Jews. Because I can imagine it's frustrating to look at as a Jewish person, like, why do you not see how dangerous this is to the average people going, that should sound like a compliment.

Is that fair? Yeah. And we just want the little things to understand. Like, we may not all be afraid of another Holocaust. We'll be afraid of a mass shooting. We know how easy that shit is. And that happens from one person's influence. That's the same thing in terrorism.

It's that one lone wolf, and that can happen all over, and it easily. So, you know, what do you guys, I want to ask, what do you guys think about him in terms of having a platform, going on other shows? Like, is it shut him down for a while? For me, it's not necessarily shut him down, but it's like, if you believe someone to be mentally ill, I think it's unethical to bring him on your podcast and exploit him.

Yeah. And if you don't believe him to be mentally ill, then you're just having a conversation with somebody who has some really fucked up, dangerous thoughts. But I believe him to be mentally ill, so I wouldn't put him on here. And I think it's worse when we just say crazy or not crazy because you could have bipolar disorder and not be crazy and going through an episode.

When we say crazy, we assume put this motherfucker in a padded room, straight jacket. He's not that, but he's a bipolar guy going through an episode, and we should stop giving him the platform to bury himself, and this guy needs help. He's got too many yes people in his corner, and that's going to literally end very, very, very badly.

Yeah. Mark, thoughts? Same. There's nothing else to say. I agree. I don't think he's necessarily crazy, but I think there's no more making excuses for him. Like, we've seen this behavior from him for so long at this point, it's just like, you know, you're a bad person. Yeah, yeah.

That's the other thing. It's like, there's certain things you just can't tolerate. Yeah. And for safety reasons, too. It's like,'s certain things you just can't tolerate. Yeah. And for safety reasons, too. It's like the reason why he's able to make billions of dollars is because of his influence. Right? It's like fashion flips all the time. Like some things are cool one year, the next year they're not.

You know, baggy jeans are cool, then skinny jeans are cool. It's not like genius to go skinny jeans. You just have to have the right timing. Right? So what he's famous for is influencing people to wear the things he wants to wear, listen to music that he makes, and maybe think the things that he thinks. And when you have one of the most influential people out there spouting off this Nazi rhetoric

and also racist, like, bigoted rhetoric too, like about George Floyd and that kind of shit, it's like, that becomes obviously a concern. You know what I mean? Maybe not for adults our age who can make our own opinions but some fucking 13 year olds.

Yeah. And I also think people listening should just have a general prudence that like if someone's going to say a statement seriously like an entire

group of people like insert like ethnic group national group whatever. Sexual orientation whatever. Is responsible for blank.

Skepticism. Like it's probably not going to be a great take. Yeah. Or it's going to be super funny. Yeah.

But yeah. Like if someone's going not going to be a great take. Or it's going to be super funny. But, yeah. But, yeah. Like, if someone's going to say, like, oh, Arabs are responsible for blank, or Jews are responsible for blank, it's like, yeah. That's actually a great point. It shows the absurdity because that is the formula for jokes in a lot of ways. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, because, like, you're tapping into something that's inherently absurd. Right. Like, saying that this group is always this, or just

responsible for this, is an absurdity. Yeah. So when a person acts seriously about it, I understand why it's a little bit concerning because you're like, yo, that is, you're saying something that is absolutely ridiculous in a serious manner. You might be off. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. This sucks because I used to be the biggest Kanye fan.

Yeah. This sucks because I used to be the biggest Kanye fan. Yeah. And I still love the music. So I'm going to separate the art from the artist. I do that with Christmas carols now that I know that Jews made them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I separate the art from the artist. Right? Here I am thinking, you know, Rudolph was written by a good, you know, red-blooded Christian.

Yeah, yeah. Now I know it's by a— Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Had, yeah. Now I know it's by... Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Had a really, really big nose. No, so I'm able to go, wow, I like this music even though it's written by people that think I'm going to hell.

So that's... Well, no, they don't have hell. I don't think Jews have hell, right? For us. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, you guys go where you need to go. No, but... Do Jews believe in hell? I think it's like a purgatory type thing. I don't think Jews have hell, right? For us. Wait, really? Yeah. Oh, you guys go where you need to go.

No, but do Jews believe in hell? I think it's like a purgatory type thing. I think that like... You don't know? No, no, no, no. You don't know your own shit? No, no, no, no, no. Their shit is... You're the honorary Jew.

No, no, no. Their shit is interesting. Like, it's way harder for y'all to get to heaven. Like, you got to do like 5, 000 things to get to heaven or something like that we also can't go to heaven till the messiah comes and i'll admit it there's a lot of things within the religion of judaism that like i don't understand i'll say i'm more proud to actually just be a jew than really be a religious yeah i know all the things yeah just that's when people say like it's jew a race like i was like he's jewish like dominicans are dominican

do you know what I mean? Like, they got to wear the pants with the rhinestones. You know what I mean? Like, it's like a cultural thing. I'm proud of the history. I really believe that, like... Yeah, but they see it as a culture. But he don't lean in.

Yeah, he does. This motherfucker every once in a while has a piece of bacon? No, you don't. There's some shit that you... Oh, no, y'all have some shelfers. Yeah, that's... Nah, Dominicans, they don't play that shit. Yeah, they do. Nah.

Yeah, they do. What is the Dominican equivalent of that? Hey, guys, listen, I had a really unfunny metaphor. Yeah. And we're just locking into it. And I think it's best served that we move away. Sorry, Dominicans, that you didn't provide more humor. Yeah, that's not my fault.

Yeah, that's not my fault. That's not my fault. You guys weren't funny enough for my joke. I was going to go PRs, dude. Yeah, that's not my fault. That's not my fault. You guys weren't funny enough for my joke. I was gonna go PRs, dude. I was gonna go PRs. That's gold mine. I know. We're proud when we want to be. That's perfect. Let's go.

So do we feel, I think we feel like we've concluded that discussion? Yes. Al, do Jews run the banks? You tell me. At this point. Some do with no agenda. Oh. That sounds crazy.

That's the right answer, right? And most don't, and y'all some broke boys. Most don't. A lot of broke boys. Most don't, y'all just some broke boys. A lot of broke Jews. A lot of broke Jews. Absolutely.

Same to same. Same to same. Same to same, y'all. Same to same, dog. Yeah! Can we just do Feelings, No Facts? Let's do Feelings, No Facts. And just rifle through

a bunch of random shit, okay? We've had too many facts this podcast. There's been a lot of facts, an insane amount of facts, okay? BTS has officially enlisted in the Korean military. They're disbanding the group

for the next two years. Talk to us, Mark. Talk that shit. What are you thinking about it, Mark? Mark, talk that shit. I feel like you're being condescending when you say that. No, I'm serious.

You're being patronizing, okay? I'm trying to talk about a really interesting cultural phenomenon. So basically, because Korea is in technically a war with North Korea, all men between 22 and 30 have to enlist for two years. The oldest member of the group is 29. So they're like, all right, what are we going to do? Have one guy go off to war, or do we all just break for two years and come back? They've decided to break for two years.

But they're all men? Okay. See? You're saying the whole group is men, though? They're all men. Get the fuck out of here. They're all of age men to fight. Get out of here, bro.

Wow. Why do you like this, Al? Yo. Because if they're dancing in front of the niggas, how are you going to shoot somebody dancing and entertaining you like this Al? Yo Because if they dancing In front of the niggas How you gonna shoot somebody Dancing and entertaining you Like that

Yo should they just do Performances at the DMZ? You don't think that That would sway some of the North Korean That's what I'm saying War's over That's how you use them

In the military Well North Korea hates them too I'm pretty sure right Why do they hate them? North Korea and China Because they're too sexy Yeah they're like We don't like feminine men

We don't do like That's because they haven't Seen them perform yet Yo see them perform, bro. It's different, dog. It's different, bro. It's very masculine. That shit is so masculine, bro.

I'm telling you, man. I love them motherfuckers. What are the names? They got Ty, Quan, Doe. For us, Tech. Tech, Win, Doe. No, no, no. What are the names of all of them?

What are the names of all of them? What are the names of all of them? Can you do that? I don't know any of their names, to be honest with you. I'm not a huge fan. But that's the beauty of them. You don't know their names, dude. But you know they're at heart.

You think they could just replace all the members and none of us would know? Yo, that's the racist thing that you said that most people agree with. And that's what's fucked up. What's really fucked up. You think that they're Blue Man Group. Exactly.

You think you can do that. That's terrible. Yellow Man Group. Moving on. Mark, why would you choose Butter Man Group? That's why this song is called Butter. That's why it's called Butter. Butter Man Group is way better.

Butter Man Group does seem way less racist. Butter Man Group. Butter Man Group. Dove hasn't smiled the whole time. Let's keep moving. He still is like, did I answer that right about being Jewish? Was I good at being Jewish today? Moving on.

Okay. Speaking of nothing, there's this guy in Japan that got attacked. Yo, yo, yo. Don't say where he's... Well, he's going to find out where he's from, bro. Anyway. And he's basically rock climbing, enjoying the great outdoors. You got to have that volume going. You put a copyright. Fair. He's basically rock climbing, enjoying the great outdoors.

You gotta have that volume. Did he put his own copyright? Mark, we could have had the fucking TikTok version of it. It's called suspense. Nah, man. Two more minutes, yo? Hold on.

Wait. Oh! Oh, yo. Hold on. Wait. Oh! Oh! Oh shit! Oh! Oh shit! Oh shit! Yo, sorry.

You yelling like that? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hold on, hold on. Once that bear go away, we just got a little conversation. Okay, hold on. Can I just say one thing? You yelling like that? Son, son, son, hold on, hold on. What's that bear go away? We just got a little conversation. Okay, hold on. Can I just say one thing?

Son, that motherfucker yells in Asian. Son, that motherfucker yelling should just be yell. But me sounds Japanese when he yells. I don't know. That sounds cool. Woo-ah! Woo-ah! Woo-ah! Yo, for real, son. sounds cool. Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah! Hoo-ah!

Yo, for real, son. For real. Hoo-ah! This sounds like he was doing a kata. Yo, hoo-ah! How you yell Asian. That was the most karate dork joke you've ever heard. Is that named the specific martial art?

Hoo-ah! Do a kata right now. Do you remember them? Do a kata right now. You can hit that kata right now. Just to prove that we can make all these jokes. Hoo-ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hoo-ah! Yes. Yep. Hoo-ah! Yes. Hoo-ah! That's a basic one. That was pretty good.

That was actually good, dude. That was good. I'm fucking big up, bro. How do you think Nelson gets you like that, dude? Nah. If they take you to the ground, boom. Ah, that's true. Yeah, boy.

Hell! I know. Hoo-ah! Okay, so, so besides him yelling super Asian as fuck. That's just not, like, powering.

That's a G, dude. How the fuck did he win that? I mean, come on. How you lost that? The bear's coming downhill. Yeah. He swooped him. Yeah.

I hate that he proved your point, right? Yeah. Y'all let that motherfucker in his hood. Like, bears are scared of noise and shit. Yo, come on. They watch anime.

These motherfuckers start yelling. You never know what could happen next, bro. Yeah, that's fair. But you've always said if a bear's coming at you, you can just go like that. Yep. And I really didn't believe you. And I apologize. What do you think was going to happen?

Kick him in the nose, dog. Yeah. At the end, yeah. Kick that motherfucker. I didn't take a kick in the nose, bro. Bop. Also, apparently, this is like the smallest bear out there. This is like-

That bear was small. That bear was tiny. This is a black bear. Like, they're tiny. I didn't even question. That's a bear, bro. Nah. It's still a bear.

I don't care how tiny that shit is. Nah, this is a fisheye lens, bro. Oh, oh, oh. This bear is- That's a little baby bear. They're shaking hands right there. What's he grabbing on right there? They're shaking hands.

Dab. Yeah, he just dabbed him up real quick. Saying good game. So, all right, what would y'all do in this scenario? Because what I don't think we're talking about is the fact that that bear ain't leaving the area. Yeah, it's low-key his fault because he walked up on the bear's den, apparently. How are you supposed to know? I don't know, just read a sign, maybe?

What the fuck does he do? How does he get out? I don't still live. He can't go into the flat. If he's on the flat, it's over. Well, he just drop kicked the bear off the mountain, so I think he's good. No, but the bear could go run back up the mountain. But he's got to go the long way.

Bears are not good at climbing like that. Nah, just DiCaprio that shit. Just fuck the bear and then you out. Goddamn, Al. That shit was wildly unfunny. Son, son. We be shooting, bro. God damn, I know we be shooting. I was good earlier.

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about your dumb dragon show? Yo, I swear to God, Mark. You want me to stop? I don't want you to stop. You want me to stop? These fucking virgin dorks were making fun of me because I was looking at the different sized dragons from House of Dragons

to Game of Thrones yesterday. I had a fucking graph built up. Yeah, I know all that shit. How long did you have to make that graph for? No, Chip didn't have to do that shit. It was already available on YouTube. I literally had the whole thing. The dragons in Game of Thrones? Nothing, bro.

Nothing compared. That's your little Kia compared to the real shit. They got Ferraris in House of Dragons. Balerion the Dread? Bust out Balerion the Dread. When Balerion the Dread comes through, now compare,

right now we haven't even seen Balerion the Dread in House of Dragons. Dorks. That's Balerion the Dread right there. That little shit you can't even see.

That's what we was fucking with in Game of Thrones. So dragons got smaller? Yes, over time, stupid. Yes, bro. That's so dumb. What do you mean it's dumb? What do you mean it's dumb? Yes, over time, stupid. Yes, bro. That's so dumb. What do you mean it's dumb?

What do you mean it's dumb? They had them in a dragon, what, the dragon den? What was that? The dragon den, son. That actually makes sense, though, right? All the animals got smaller over time? They eventually became bats or what?

Yeah. Basically, look. Look at the size of a whale. Now, go look at the size of a fucking Beleriand the Dread. Oh, that's scary. Yeah, the fucking Aemongot. That's a jump's scary. Yeah, the motherfucking Aemongot. That's a jump scare.

Look, Vhagar, Aemongot Vhagar, that's the biggest dragon they think is around because a Beleriand the Dread is somewhere else, and they don't know where that shit is, you nerd. I thought we saw a Beleriand. No, you saw Vhagar. Do you want me to ruin it for you? No. No.

You might have seen the little shadow of it. You've seen him. Yeah. Really? He's dead. Valerian the dragon? He's the big skull they keep walking by. Fuck.

Remember they said that there was one dragon that went away and they didn't know where it was? What happened to all the momentum on your little rant there? God damn it. I don't think he's dead yet. Hey, thanks, Miles. No, he's not, you fucking cracker. I don't think he's dead yet, Rob. Yo, listen.

All I'm trying to say, if you look at Caraxes, you look at Meleks, you look at Syrax, you look at all these dragons, they are, fuck, Grey Ghost is way bigger than any of the dragons

that Khaleesi had. Are you naming one of your kids after one of these dragons? 100%. Oh, that would be fire. 100%. Some of these names are sick. If I have a daughter,

I'm naming a Quicksilver 100%. I'm naming my daughter a Quicksilver 100%. Yo, naming my daughter Quicksilver 100%. Yo, Quickie. Quickie. That's how you were made. That's kind of sick. Is the show actually good or not?

Yo, the show is good. It had two week episodes. That fucking Laris dude that everybody says is a combination of me and you, Mark, who loves feet. You know my man who loves feet. Wax scene. I have a fundamental issue with the character,

Laris. Strong. Do you know the guy I'm talking about? No, but you're talking about feet, so talk to me. Clubfoot.

Okay, got it. So Clubfoot beats off to Queen Alice's feet. You called him unusual suspects yesterday. Yeah, he does look like, he looks like Kaiser Soza. Everyone thought of you

in that moment. Yeah, I know. Everybody was thinking about me, but it was mad crazy because they made him look like a freak, weirdo, instead of a in that moment. Yeah, I know. Everybody was thinking about me, but it was mad crazy because they made him look like a freak, weirdo, instead of a complete chess genius.

What do you think you would look like when he's obsessing over feet, bro? I ain't looking like that. You think you're cool? A real one? A real one, son. A real one. I see you looking like a real one. Y'all out here dating girls. Son, you watch House of Dragons, don't even like feet.

That's the weirdest shit ever. Son, what's crazy to me is that there are people that date women and don't even look at their feet. That's crazy. That to me is crazy. What actually bothered me is that Shorty didn't have any toenail polish on. That's a deal breaker. They didn't do polish back then. It's like 1300. It's make-believe, man.

They got makeup back then. They got lipstick back then. You don't think they could put something off on the flesh colors? They didn't even do contour yet, bro. The Kardashians weren't born yet. That's fast that they weren't born yet. But weren't they riding clothes? One of them was like... No, but what I'm saying is

you could have put something on the toes, but they don't even give us the good shot of the toes. It's like profile from far away or like from the bottom of them. Oh, they needed a foot guy to direct it. I already had my dick out. Laris was late.

Laris was super late. Wait, so what's the angle that you want to see the toe? She goes like this with her feet and you're unsure and then she takes off the stockings and then you kind of see feet but you can't see toenail length, you can't see any of these things. I don't even know if it's her feet. I thought you saw all that.

No, you didn't. What's the shit that gets you guys off when it's like when you see the bottom and they wiggle it? No. What's the... I think it actually... Do you like Tarantino? Yes.

Do you like that he includes feet in every single one of his movies? Of course. He should have directed House of Drag. Uma Thurman, walking, wiggling the big toe,

wiggling the big toe in Kill Bill. That's how she got not paralyzed. in the vampire movie. He's got a foot in his mouth. He drinks off her foot. Yeah, of course.

You've never done that? You've never put a blunt in between a girl's toes and taken a hit? Which? Dawn of the Dead? No, Dust and Dawn. Dust till Dawn?

Salma Hayek? Of course. Come on, bro. What are you acting like there's a problem with that? Yeah, I'm so fucking weird, bro. You're acting like there's a problem with Salma Hayek.

You want me to Salma Hayek's feet? They're like, oh yeah, an extra has to suck her toe and he goes, oh, I'll do it. Yeah. He goes, yeah, yeah, let me suck it. Yeah, he's the man.

Live your dreams. Create your reality. I didn't like when he did Margot Robbie's feet, though. Don't make them all fucking dirty. Yeah, I'm not into the dirty feet. What's the angle y'all want to see? I want to see the foot. If Tarantino directed House of Dragons, what happens?

If Tarantino directed House of Dragons, obviously the toes would have been painted. It would have been shot from like above so you're seeing the whole foot and Laris right there which is what I wanted. Good toes too.

We need good toes. But I don't like this character Laris. Like if you have a club foot, if you have any sort of deformity, you make up for it in your personality. That's why Tyrion was great, right?

He was the most charming, charismatic, smart guy because he was a midget. He had to be. This Laris guy is a club footed weirdo that looks and acts like a weirdo.

It's too on the nose. Do you know what I'm saying? Have your personality reflect the difficulties in your life. I'm okay with a rich prince being a weirdo like the guy who's Aegon who's king now because his life is perfect.

Of course he's into this weird kids fighting with their sharp nails and sharp teeth. He's just like a degenerate. But if you have a deformity, you are making up for it in every aspect of life. Not just being a slimy weirdo. It falls into a soap opera every time I see that guy. I feel bad saying that because this is his greatest achievement in life. I do feel bad.

It's the problem with the writers, not him. Well, I would say that he makes character choices as well. I tried to give you an out. I know you did. I know you did. I know you would say that he makes character choices as well. But I don't know that the— I tried to give you an out. I know you did. I know you did. I know you did. I know you did.

But you know what I'm saying? I'm assuming that they make some decisions, right? I don't know. You know. You read the book. Fuck. Nah, he stopped reading it once. He heard the black people in it.

Fuck this. Balarian? Dread? Nah, he stopped reading it once he heard the black people in it. Fuck this. Balarian dreads. No, but for real. I was just going to say that Laris is like, no one suspects that he can do anything. So that's why he plays that weak, feeble character. And then he's the master of spiders. He's the guy who knows everything.

But play coy, play innocent. Don't play slimy little. He plays innocent to people. He plays slimy to her because she knows what he really does. But when he's talking to anyone else, he's like, oh, hi. Take a shower.

You know, like the old dude that used to walk like that. I thought of him. The maester. Okay, what were your thoughts of the episode? What were you guys' thoughts? Anybody who saw it? You didn't see it yet.

You didn't see it yet. Alex, I'm just talking to you. I mean, it was good. It wasn't as good as the week prior but you kind of really suspected everything that was going to happen.

Even Shorty at the end with the dragon? Yeah. Really? You knew that was going to happen? I kind of don't know what you're talking about right now. I'm just saying.

I'm like, did I finish it? Did I fall asleep on this shit? This show sounds not good. No, wait. What happens at the end? Shorty busts into the... Oh, yeah, but you see her dipping off.

You know where she's going. Oh, I thought she was out. Nah, she said she wanted to go to the dragon. She said she wanted to do that. Yeah, fair enough. I don't know. I like the show. I think it's great.

I'm excited for the next episode, and I'm in. They saved it. They had two bad episodes in a row, and that think it's great. I'm excited for the next episode, and I'm in. They saved it. They had two bad episodes in a row, and that was scaring me. It was about to be done-zo, but I think they're finishing strong. I wish the brother took him out, and he became king.

That shit would have been fire. Oh, please believe all that's going to happen. Yeah, but that shit would have been fire if he did it right there. Yeah. They took a gamble. HBO took a gamble. They could have started the whole show now

and then just done flashbacks to set it all up. Yeah. But they squeezed another season out of it. So it's a gamble because if it doesn't work, you don't have a show.

But if it does work, you have an extra season. So they fucking just pulled it off, right? Because now we're back on board, we're curious, and I think this next episode sets up what I believe is, I know you guys are are fucking nerds you don't know about this shit but the

dance of the dragons yeah when they start beefing hard oh fuck yeah is can you wait till 2024 for the next season is that what they're saying yeah they're saying it's gonna not till 2024 god why oh this is the last time we gotta talk about about this until 2024. Oh, no, no BTS, no House of Dragons, no. Damn it. What are we going to do? You got to chill out, man. You got to chill out. You're taking shots right now, guys.

What are we going to do, Mark? What are we going to do? I'm going to be ornery on Sunday. I'm going to be super ornery. Oh, and on top of that, two Sundays from now, we have your weigh-in. You and Dove. Ooh, time. Well, no, it's probably Monday weigh-in. You and Dove. Ooh, time. Well, no, it's probably Monday when we record.

Let's do it. Oh, yeah, can we weigh in on the pod? Yes. It's not a weigh-in. It's not weighing in. Oh, I'm sorry. Who looks better? Anyway, listen.

Listen, I think we need to talk about something very important that's happening this Saturday. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a big, big, big, big, big, big something very important that's happening this Saturday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big fight card this Saturday, UFC. I'm officially, even though there were some great boxing matches this week, I think I've officially become more of a MMA fan than I am of a boxing fan. Yeah, yeah. That sounds crazy because I love boxing,

but I'm just wrapped up in the stories of it, I think. So this weekend you have Charles de Bronx, Charles Oliveira, is fighting Islam Makachev or whatever the fuck. Makachev. Makachev, Makachev, Makachev, whatever his name is. Islam. And basically you also have Aljamain Sterling, Long Island's own, fighting TJ Dillashaw, Peter Yan versus Sugar Sean, Benil Dariush versus, I'm not even going to try it,

and then girls. So what's interesting about it is this fight, Islam versus Charles. Listen, I don't know how you can, I don't know how you can bet against Charles. Yeah, I hear he's amazing. He's dominated all the people that he's faced. And in ridiculous fashion, there's really no hole in the game he can strike. He has incredible power.

And if he goes to the ground, the jujitsu is world class. But Islam has incredible Dagestani wrestling. His name is Islam, bro. It's Islam, bro. It's tough, dude. It's like untouchable. Islam. Of all the religious names, Islam is so fierce.

Yeah. Like if you meet someone named Christian. Christian, Christian, Jew. Yeah. I've never met a Jew. Jew. But if you did, they probably wouldn't be as intimidating as Islam to me. Yeah.

What were you trying to say? No, I'm just saying. My name is Jew. Like, it's a weird thing. Yeah. It's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah.

Right, though? No, there's no Mormon. Jew law? No? Jew. That's close. Right? It's close, right?

It's close enough. Jew law is a fire name, to be honest. Well, is Jude, is that? I think that that Beatles song was a warning for them. Right? It's close, right? It's close enough. Jude Law is a fire name, to be honest. Well, is Jude, is that? I think that that Beatles song was a warning for them. Right? Wasn't that happening? Don't make it bad. But yeah, I just, it's like everybody's saying, oh, his wrestling is going to mitigate the

jujitsu and yada, yada, yada. I think that Charles is a better striker. And I think that if it goes to the ground, I don't know if Islam—maybe he has enough wrestling to protect himself, but he's not going to beat him in jiu-jitsu. There's no way he'd beat him in jiu-jitsu. Yeah. What?

Don't bet against Muslims. You wouldn't bet against Muslims. He's pure Dagestani. It's the Dagestani, and Mark is betting on them. Through and through. Not even a question. Who's the underdog? That's a great question. I think Islam's the underdog. That's a great question, but I know where youin on it. Through and through. Not even a question. Who's the underdog? That's a great question. I think Islam's the underdog.

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Yeah. Huge. I was going back and watching Yan's fights and I'm like, he's incredible. And Aljo Sterling was like, hey, watch out because he

thinks that Sean has like a chance technically he's like I think he said look Jan has to come in with like high IQ like don't sleep on on Sean but I'm like I don't know so here's the thing it is a huge step up but it also is the smartest step up given Sean's skill set. Yeah. Sean stepping up and then fighting a wrestler or a jujitsu guy, I think is more dangerous than stepping up and fighting another striker that he's much taller than, much longer than.

Right? Aljamain Sterling took down Peter Jan in their last fight and won a very close decision. Yeah. Right? But he took him down. That's what he did.

He threw him, got him on, got his back. Like he just put him to the fucking ground. Maybe he lands some shots, but you're not going to strike with him. We're about to see how nice Sugar Sean is at striking. Yeah. He's going to fight an elite striker. And I give him credit for taking the fight. Huge! It's like a massive step up. It's like really impressive. Yeah.

Huge. I love him. I want the kid to win. I mean, like, because if he does win, he has the right to call for a title shot. Yeah. And Sugar Sean with a belt. The most entertaining. Even without a belt, the kid is so fucking entertaining. With a belt, forget it. The one with the wig, right?

Everything's going to go crazy, yeah. Oh, yeah. And with the different colored hair, he does the cornrows, that kind of shit. So I'm stoked for that. Anyway, betonline.ag. Make sure you go check that out. Any football stuff? Yo, have you heard about this whole Dan Snyder stuff?

Yeah, can you explain this? Yo, so the owner of the Washington Commanders used to be the Redskins. His name is Dan Snyder. He bought the team like 20 years ago. He sucks as an owner. The team has not been good since he took over, and there's been allegations of racism and sexual misconduct. There's a congressional hearing against him right now. Like, this guy, through and through, is bad for the league. Like, legitimately, owners are now looking at him. Well, you know, owners are pretty tight-knit.

Now they're looking at him like, this guy is costing us money and we need to try to get him out of here. Right. Apparently. Is he? I don't know, actually.

Yes. Right. Damn. Well, hey, you know what's happening? He's getting tossed out. Oh, because he doesn't have enough power

or control. Yeah. You know who would never get tossed out? Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones is not going to happen, dude. Sexual misconduct allegation yesterday. Nobody even noticed. Christian power, dude.

Christian controls sports franchises. Yep. So here's where he did this. Kind of ill, though, and I don't know if it will fully break open, but I hope it does. Apparently, he's told people close to him, I dare these motherfuckers to try to get me out of the league because I got dirt on so many owners, and I'll release it on everybody. Including Jerry Jones.

Yeah, including, and there was an allegation, he said this report came out Thursday, an allegation came out against Jerry Jones yesterday. If I go down, we all going down. Everybody. Especially when you know these other motherfuckers are dirty too. Yeah, 100%. The idea of this super ethical billionaire does not exist.

Everybody got dirt and if y'all are going to collude to get me the fuck out of here, it's up, as Kanye said. NFL owners in particular don't give a fuck, dude.

They make the most money, treat their players the worst. Wait, it's the owners that are colluding to get them out? Yeah, they think it's... Who the fucking... I knew that was you.

You said it was me before. I knew that was you. No, it was you the first time. No, it was you. All right, fair enough. Yeah knew that was you. She's saying it was me before. I knew that was you. No, it was you the first time. No, it was you. All right, fair enough. Yeah, that was you, dog. Was it me the first time? Yeah.

I also like how mad you get just as soon as a woman starts talking. I deal with enough when I'm not in my life, bro. Oh, so if the owners aren't colluding to get him out of here, then yeah, okay. Then you snitch on everybody. If the players are colluding, sure, but the NFL players got no power. So it's okay to rat now? They get people like shit at every turn. What? It's okay to snitch and rat? Yeah the players are colluding, sure, but the NFL players got no power. So it's okay to rat now? They get to eat like shit at every turn. What?

It's okay to snitch and rat? Yeah, because if the people that you're doing the crimes with are trying to kick you out the squad, then yeah, fuck it. It's up. That's what I'm trying to say. If we all know we're dirty, you're basically snitching. Now, what I will say is this. If they've gone to him and they said, yo, you are fucking up. You're making the league look bad.

If you don't do these things, we all lose money. If they did all that shit and he's still fucking up, he's not, he's fucking up the bag for everybody? I think they have. Okay, so then that's, it's mafia shit. Like, if you fucking up the bag for everybody, we're going to talk to you. And if you don't fix it, it's off with your head. You know what's interesting is you could watch the NFL, Roger Goodell, the commissioner, the Christian commissioner, use his power to control the media to say specific things to Dan Snyder. It's off with your head. You know what's interesting is you could watch the NFL, Roger Goodell, the commissioner, the Christian commissioner,

use his power to control the media to say specific things to Dan Snyder. Because on a Thursday night football game, they show Dan Snyder and then Al Michaels, the commentator, goes, this is Dan Snyder, he has X, Y, and Z scandals and lists them all off. Which you're like, why would they do that? And they go, the owners haven't... Look at your watch, you fucking... It's just nonstop. It's nonstop recording what you say. Did you just get this? Yeah. Put it a little higher on your wrist, bro. So every time you go like that, you fucking... Look at your watch. It's just nonstop. It's nonstop recording what you say. Did you just get this?

Yeah. Put it a little higher on your wrist, bro. So every time you go like that, you're pressing a button. Oh. Son of a bitch, dude. Oh, my God. You don't know nothing about technology, bro. God, bro.

Come on. All right, keep going. Son, I forgot. I was going to say that. Nah, it's okay. Oh, yeah. The commentator was like, oh, he's got X, Y, and Z scandals, which is weird that he's saying that.

And then he goes, the NFL owners haven't decided to kick him out yet. I think what they're hoping is he sells the team. And I was listening to Tiki Wiki, and they were saying that's probably the commissioner of the NFL saying, hey, sell the fucking team so we don't have to go through this ugly thing.

Just sell the team, make billions of dollars, and get the fuck out. And it's weird because the NFL will never talk about controversies of an owner with the commentator. So it was like, again, the Christian media that controls everything using as a, like, hey, let's just get our message across this way. How bad can the dirt be, though? That's what I don't understand. Like, what could he have on all these owners that would destroy the league? We're in a day and age now.

On coach, you know, on owner's weekend, we got 50 hookers. Yeah, we're in a day and age now where you can sell your team for sexual misconduct. Like, Donald Sterling had to sell his team. The owner of the Panthers before this guy had to sell his team. The Phoenix guy. Robert Sarver. Oh, where's this information coming from? The guy that's getting ousted is all of a sudden claiming these bad things happened?

Like, is that not? No, you don't know if he got recordings. You don't know if he got texts, got emails. If he has recordings, it's different. You have a recording of every person. You don't need every person. You need a handful. If a handful are like, I'm not giving up my fucking team. Jerry Jones bought the Cowboys for a hundred-something million dollars.

It's worth $8 billion now. He can get $10 for it, no problem. He's not trying to give up this team. Were you in Atlanta? Yes, I was in Atlanta. What were you doing? Oh, I'm doing this film with Snoop. Have we not talked about this? No.

Wait, really? No, we haven't seen each other in like a week and a half. Oh, okay, maybe I spoke about an idiot. So, yeah, so, yo, Asshole Army, my bad, my bad, my bad. Everybody at home, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. I wasn't allowed to say it before, but then they announced it. And then we had a couple episodes with Banks, that's why. But, yeah, I'm doing this fucking movie with Snoop.

And basically, you know, Snoop is a big peewee football guy. He's been coaching for fucking years. So he made, essentially, he's making like Bad News Bears, but with peewee football. So he's the coach of like the underdog team. The movie's called Underdogs. And I'm the coach of the bougie team. I'm like the villain. Fire.

Yeah, it's fun. And Snoop is like, I've done films with some people now and acted with some people now and some of them have ego and some of them don't and he is by far the most encouraging person I've ever been on set

really that's fire that's amazing literally goes hey man this is your scene just go for it rip oh that line's fucking really funny

keep that one in really and the lines are making fun of his character that's great sometimes you have an ego even about your character. Yeah.

And he's just like, nah, just go for it. I thought it was so cool, man. Really cool. Snoop. Snoop's so fucking cool, bro. Yeah, he's just the fucking man. That versus with DMX, I was so blown away by Snoop. He's so sharp at this age.

Smokes weed all the time, apparently, but still just as sharp. Like, there's a part where they're freestyling and DMX is just going for like, I mean, Snoop just going for like five straight minutes just off of everything. Yeah. And I was like, yo, this guy's a fucking smart guy and hearing he's cool and humble is, that's just the best. Oh yeah, yeah. Did he smoke weed on set?

Did you see him? I didn't see it, but there's kids, so I think it's tricky. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he smell like weed? No. Wow. No, no, no.

But like an interesting figure. Tall. Yeah. Skinny. Real skinny. Yeah, like an interesting figure. Tall. Yeah. Skinny. Real skinny. Yeah, like very unique looking. Yeah. It's one of those things where like,

obviously we've seen him for so many years, so there's that as well. But like the way he looks is particular. You know what I mean? You don't mistake him for anyone. Yeah. Also, you know what I'm saying?

Also interesting how he went from gangster rapper to this guy who's like funny and like a caricature, but then aware of why he's funny. Yeah. And now he's almost like somebody we look at who's just funny and can rap. Yeah. Like, that's crazy. That's how he's had three decades of longevity. Yeah.

Yeah. So it was cool, man. It was fun. Like, they even let me kind of just do my thing. And that's the most fun thing for me is if I'm not in my head. You know, I was like super in my head when I did that thing with Eddie, obviously, with my fucking hero

and then with all these other actors that are so fucking amazing and I'm like, am I going to fuck it up or whatever? And the more experience I kind of have, and I think this is just natural in life,

like the more you know about a topic when you're talking about it, the more confidence you can have. So like the more I know how to behave in these scenes and the more I know what to do, the more confidence I have

and it was fun. And I think that is the thing I learned earlier. Be funny early and then they'll give you a longer leash. Right, right, right. Prove that you're funny. You being funny helps their job. They look good.

You're punching up the script in real time. And the writers are never upset. I had a writer tell me once, this guy Doug, I had a couple lines. I was like, is it cool with you if I just, like, spit some things? He goes, bro, I'm going to get the credit. It says written by me, not you. Yeah.

You know? So I'm like, oh, shit. That works out for both of us. Yeah. Yeah. You get the credit. It helps you. And I get to say the thing that, like, maybe feels more naturally.

Natural to me. But it's cool and we're going to make a movie guys I just want to let you guys know that I've been telling you guys this but like there are things that I've noticed about filmmaking

that I want to learn more about it and I want to learn more about like story and all these things I'm not going to disrespect the craft but we can we can absolutely do it

are you going to act in the movie? yeah oh yeah I want to act in the movie? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, I want to act in it. I guess it'll be... It'll be absolutely incredible because of that. No, I want to... Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'd like to act in it, absolutely. But most importantly, I want to be involved in the creation of the story. That is... Yeah. Is it going to be about us, or are we going to play ourselves? Or can we play someone else?

No, no one plays themselves. Can I play Alex? Yeah. Can I play Drew? Yeah. Nice. This movie's awesome. Yeah, this is the best movie ever.

Yeah, this is going to be fun. I'm going to play you. Yes, absolutely. And you can play Mark. Done. No, but it can't be about us. We have to have a great... But yeah, so it was actually a cool experience,

which is nice because, you know, it's hard to get me to fucking go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You hate it. You really hate it sometimes. Yeah, I don't like the boredom, but I'm learning how to deal with the boredom. This sounds like such fucking,

what is it called? First world problems or whatever the fuck. But like, we're so lucky where we get to do things that we love and we get to focus on those every single day and it's like a real blessing that we get to work every day and are like into the things we're doing. It's cool. You go in a movie

and you just sit around all fucking day. I mean you're just there all fucking day doing absolutely nothing and I feel guilty doing work because I'm like well do I know my lines enough? Am I ready? Could I find a way to make this scene funnier? Could I find a way? So I feel guilty not working on the scene, but I'm not going to read the lines for myself for eight hours in a row before I go do it. You try going on TikTok for six hours? You should do that. Yeah, yeah. That works. You should do that. That's awesome. That's actually super fun. That's

why I like this experience much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just scroll for six hours on TikTok. But yeah, so it's like, how do I use that time? And I think it's basically just being prepared, accepting that you're going to have some fun things happen in the moment. And then once you feel like you're there, work on some other fucking shit. Yeah. Work on some other fucking shit. So that's been cool. Yeah, that's dope.

Yeah, we got to get Snoop on the pod once the movie comes out. Hell yeah. 100% got to do that. Hell yeah. That'd be legendary. Yes. Would you gotta get Snoop on the pod once the movie comes out. Hell yeah. 100% gotta do that. That'd be legendary. Yes. Would you smoke with Snoop? It is. I don't smoke. I don't like it. But there's one person I could not say no to smoking with, and that is Snoop.

Joe Rogan. Oh, sorry. Also Joe Rogan. But yo, Snoop, man, come on, bro. It's Snoop. Yeah, I would get high with Snoop. Yeah, right? Are you crazy yeah come on dude yeah let's do it that'd be scary though because I've heard

stories of his weeps his weeps yeah yeah I got very small tokes before we get out of here I just want to talk about James Corden

has officially issued an apology he's no longer banned from Balthazar oh thank god dude okay this is big I didn't know what I was going to do

oh my god I know this was difficult with Mark Mark was babysitting his kids when we were out there in Palm Springs yeah oh yeah do you know what I mean Mark is very good friends with he was teaching him soccer we had a great time I do. Oh, my God. I know. This was difficult. Mark was babysitting his kids when we were out there in Palm Springs. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Do you know what I mean? Mark is very good friends with. You were teaching him soccer. We had a great time. Great time. There's a lot of James Corden slander. People are saying he's a bad guy. Sweet.

People are saying he's rude. Sweet. People are saying he's not a good singer in a car. Great guy. All of those things are false. Bullshit. He was very nice to me. Very nice.

Except for when I tried to celebrate with his kid and I tackled him and he was like, all right, we're going to leave. Yeah. That was weird. That was weird. That was a little weird. What are you guys talking about? I played soccer with James Corden and his children. Yep.

You did? Yeah. And it was super fun. He was a great guy. And all these people are saying he's mean and bad to wait staff, I think is... He could run? No, he wasn't doing much running. He was playing goalie a lot.

Goalie, I assume, yeah. Good guy, though. Yeah, I would go for goalie, too. Yeah. But he was banned from Balthazar for like a few days because he got into it with a waiter. Yeah. You know, my man. Do you know James Corden?

Personally? Yeah. No. You guys haven't interacted? We've interacted when Mark was playing soccer. Because I always hear he's, I've heard this before any of this came out. I heard he was like a big phony. And actually, this was like seven, eight years ago.

Somebody wrote on his show and they're like, oh, he seems so nice. And he was like a big phony. And actually, this was like seven, eight years ago. Somebody wrote on his show and they were like, oh, he seems so nice. And he was like, he's like Ellen. And this was before you knew anything about Ellen too. And I was like,

both of them ain't shit? That's how I found out both of them are apparently mean. Yeah. It's just kind of wagged to me that he apologized over Balthazar. Yeah, Balthazar's fire though, man. You know Balthazar.

I know it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't like it that much? You about to get banned, bro. You know Balthazar. I know it. Yeah. Yeah. You don't like it that much? You about to get banned, bro. You about to get banned. My bad, my bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Be very careful right now, bro. He apparently didn't ask me anything years ago, and then it quickly became a bunch of shitty stories about him just back to back to back that he wouldn't acknowledge. But no apologies for any of that, no nothing for that. That's like a legendary thing now, that Reddit page, that AMA. Never acknowledge it, and then Balthazar bans him, and he's like, I got to. Please, please forgive me.

I mean, that's what he cares about, man. So this is apparently what happened. This is the thing. Why does he care about it? I think as soon as we figure out what he did wrong, you are going to completely flip. All right, let's just find out. So in June, James Corden was here on Table 61. Although this is diabolical, it happens very occasionally in all restaurants. After

eating his main course, Corden showed the hair to Balthazar Manager G. He was very apologetic. Corden was extremely nasty and said, get us another round of drinks this second, and also take care of all of our drinks so far. This way I write any nasty reviews in Yelp or anything like that. Won't write, I think is what I'm

going to say. This way I won't write any nasty reviews into Yelp. Hey, James Corden, why are you on Yelp? You know what I mean? Tweet. Why don't you just tweet as James Corden? Yeah, you read a Yelp review and you're like, James Corden says this. You're like, that's not the real James Corden. Oh, yeah, Gcorden4265 says.

Yeah. What a fucking... And then apparently... This is some power. This happened in October. Him and his wife go out for brunch. He asks for a table outside. Brunch maitre d' says, yeah, here we go, 301. James Corden's wife ordered an egg yolk omelet with

gruyere cheese and salad. A few minutes later, they received the food. James called the server, MK, and told her that there was a little bit of egg white mixed with the egg yolk. That's an issue. MK informed the floor manager, G, the kitchen remade the dish, but unfortunately sent it with home fries instead of salad. That's when James Corden began yelling like crazy to the server, you can't do your job. You can't do your job. You can't do your job. Maybe I should go to the kitchen and cook the omelet myself. MK was very apologetic and brought you over to the table.

Returned the dish. Yeah. You're about to side with James Corden so hard. No, I'm not. Oh, really? No, I'm not. You sound like Vala. Like, listen, it's frustrating.

They get it wrong, but they get it wrong. Yeah. I'm going to go to the kitchen and do it. No, you're not. You have a kitchen, dummy. Yeah. You could have done that at home. Also, egg yolk omelet, that's fucking disgusting.

It's impossible to get no egg white in an egg yolk omelet. It's literally impossible. Not really. The yolk has egg white on it. It's got tiny white. A little bit. It has to. It's sitting in the white.

Even if you scoop the whole thing out, there's no way to shave every single, there's going to be a little bit on it. Think about the yolk. Who gets disgusted by, who wants only yolk? Yeah, I've never heard that. That's crazy. Egg white on egg white, but not yolk. Yeah.

It's like, I want all the fat and none of the protein. That's crazy. Anyway, yeah, that's crazy. You can't speak to a waiter like that. Yeah. Uh-uh. There's a little bit of egg white in the omelet. That's crazy.

Yeah. And his whole personality is built on what a sweet guy he is. And we're just singing in the fucking car doing karaoke. Also, you a guest, immigrant. You know what I'm saying? Talk that shit, bro. You a guest. Talk that shit, H1 visa.

Fuck out of here, dog. You're on the H1. You a guest. You know what I'm saying? Clown visa. Yeah. Don't they call that the clown visa? I don't know. Know. You're on the H1. You a guest. You know what I'm saying? Clown visa? Yeah. Don't they call that the clown visa? I don't know.

Know your fucking place, though, James Corden. Yeah, there's one circus-ass visa that all the comics get. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All I'm trying to say is, yo, treat Balthazar with respect. That's an American New York institution. It is a New York institution. He's not going to come in here yapping.

Let's go right now. Let's go right now. I'm going to Balthazar right now. And how much are we going to tip? Not only am I going to tip extra, I'm ordering white in the yolk. Extra for him is 20%. Yeah. What's funny is that I want to hurt you.

That's what's funny. What's funny is that I want to hurt you when I taught you how to tip. You didn't even know how to tip. It wasn't for me. Tipping fucking 50 cents for your tuna melts. Yo, the second he got money, he stopped tipping. I did the normal thing. I got a little more money.

I said, let me be generous with what I've been given. He said, you know what, God? You write this on me. This on me, God. I tip so much. You're at the point you got to tip 100 just because. You got a coffee, tip 100. Have you seen the restaurants he eats at?

Just 100. What do you mean? No, I'm saying when he gets a coffee, you got to tip 100. Let me tell you something. That's how you tip. If you don't tip like that. I would never tip you when he gets a coffee, you got to tip 100. Let me tell you something. That's how you tip. If you don't tip like that. I would never tip you $100 for a coffee, you fucking losers. Wow.

Wow. Why did you become a billionaire? Say again? Why did you get a billion dollars? I don't feel comfortable doing that. I'll give it to charity. What? I would give that money to charity.

How much money? I'd give $100. You're a billionaire? You're giving $100 to charity? If I made a billion dollars, I'd give $100 to charity. Keep ass? If I made a billion dollars, I would give $100 to You're a billionaire, you're giving $100 to charity? If I made a billion dollars, I'd give $100. Cheap ass? If I made a billion dollars, I would give $100

to the floods in your home country. That's Bala's home country. Yeah, that's Bala. You're not from Bala. Don't get disrespectful. You mad at me. I got him off him.

I got him off him. No. But no, I think James Court is wrong. I tip more than all of you and suck dick. That's it. Y'all don't even order apps.

You want to know? I would fuck Nancy Pelosi. Someone tell that granny to blow me. I'd take out her dentures, put them on the dresser, slide off her panties and proceed. I'd whip out her knockers fast and start throwing up her clucks like a boxing bag. I'd grab her by the nipples and I'd flip them up and down until they're flapping in the wind. And then I'd spin them all around and go. Have you seen them titties?

Every time I think of them things, I'm giddy. She's far from the itty bitty titty committee.'s fire, dude. Bars. That's fire. Bars. Sound like Young M&M. Yeah. Bars.

Fire. He's right, too. He's right, bro. God bless it. That's it. We don't even need to say anything more in this episode. We out. Nancy Pelosi, shout out to you.

Shout out to your husband, Paul. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to your parents. You know why. Shout out to the stock portfolio. Yo, shout out to the stock portfolio. But also, shout out to the bra collection. Yo, shout out to the stock portfolio, but also shout out to the bra collection. You know what I mean? Okay, that's been flagrant.

Peace!