Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - KIM JONG UN is MisUNderstood

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash SIngh, AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon discuss how Kim Jong Un is misunderstood, Draymond Green going full retard, the shelter-in-place protest is a conspiracy, the only way to quantify greatness, how Michael Jordan created sneaker culture and more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

I really feel like on some level he's misunderstood and he's not that bad. He's not like bombing other countries. He says he's going to do it, but he never does it. Right, right, right. Like who are we really to judge Kim Jong-un? We probably killed way more people than Kim Jong-un. And he just kills his own. Ooh, interesting point.

So what's worse? Yeah. Killing your own or doing the US shit and killing a lot of other motherfuckers to prosper. You have the right yeah killing your own or doing the u.s shit and killing a lot of other motherfuckers to prosper you have the right to kill your own don't you that's the if that's the rules of your country listen don't we have the right to kill our own what's the rule called death penalty death penalty we kill our own okay you got the right to kill your own okay dude think about it yeah we kill our own it's fucked up when you go kill someone else because you're killing them when they're maybe not breaking the rules of their land yo that we might be more fucked up other countries might be more fucked up

you have the right to kill your own we kill our own if some dude's out there raping and we kill them everybody's like nah that was good yeah there's countries like yours where that's okay it is legal right so it's like what's the deal everybody got their own rules everybody got their own rules you can't judge how somebody else parents his kids you can't that's what america is we're literally like the fucking white lady that walks up to the puerto rican girl who like spanked her son on the subway like you're trying to hit your kids right and kim jong-un was like mind your fucking business before i blow you up yo but he doesn't do it because he's pussy what he a decent guy he's decent when you think about it in terms

of leaders in the world right he's probably got the least amount of bodies he definitely got the least amount of bodies that aren't his own oh he's up there he's like you know hey man that's mother teresa noon mother teresa dude honestly in terms of the amount of people mother Teresa killed and Kim Jong-un killed. Outside of his own country. Outside of his own country. Not that different. I would say the same.

I would say, if anything, maybe Mother Teresa killed more people. She was probably going around. She might have had a cough or something like that. Somebody got a cough, shitty immune system. They died. Kim Jong-un not traveling like that. He's not even leaving. He's not leaving the country, baby.

Everything's coming to him. Dennis Rodman coming to him. He was on The Last Dance before everyone. Was he not? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. You're right. He's shooting bombs in the air, whatever.

You know how much Asians love fireworks? I think a lot of times these people are completely misunderstood. They don't have a Chinatown where you can get the fireworks. You got to get the fireworks from the fucking military. So that's all he got. That's all he got. There's no Chinese allowed in to make a Chinatown. Think about this.

Is Kim Jong-un that bad when you really want to consider global leaders? Is he that bad? Hey, man, you know, he's Sweden to the rest of the country or switzerland what's the neutral one switzerland switzerland switzerland he's he's just switzerland he's minding his own business blowing his own rockets into his own water maybe switzerland killing a lot of their own people and we don't know about it and we don't even ask because they're like we're neutral we're neutral yeah we don't even know what's going on there but we got no clue no clue what's going on in switzerland but we don't judge the prime minister of Switzerland.

Maybe it's racism. Maybe it is. You know what I mean? Wait, what? We just jumped to racism. I'm just saying, listen, he Asian and we're judging him. Maybe Switzerland doing the same thing. But they're white.

But they got white privilege. That's it. I'm just trying to flip the liberal logic on him. That's all. No, you might be right about this. Hey, let's rock with it. What is Switzerland? Hey, are you ready for it?

Yeah, always. Kim Jong-un never said he was neutral during times of hardship. Real talk, Switzerland has killed more people, other people's people, than Kim Jong-un. Hey, you might say Kim Jong-un is having atrocities on his own people who lets atrocities happen to other to other people switzerland switzerland matter of fact north korea was probably started because they were like we're not gonna let atrocities happen to our people yeah we gotta start a new korea right yeah there's something to this oh if kim jong-un was the leader of switzerland he could do some great things to that country bro real talk i'm being serious hey if you're tired of

going to war as u.s and stepping into problems that aren't your own and intervening in everybody else's shit you know who would be a great president? Kim Jong-un. Un, baby. Un. Numero uno. Numero uno. Think about it. This guy, he's a legend, bro.

He's a legend. Oh, man. Honestly, we really need to look into this. I hope he doesn't die. People are saying he's dead already? No, no. So South Korea, I don't know why South Korea is reporting reporting this but they said it's haters bro yeah they hate us because

they ain't us wait so they're saying he's healthy though huh they're saying he's healthy though they're saying he's healthy south korea saying he's healthy i heard the reports are that he's brain dead oh shit yeah and that being said i don't think that should be a requirement to lead no i mean that i mean that if joe biden go run for fucking president bro if biden could be out there who's more brain dead right now joe biden kim jong-un it's not far it's not far there we go it's not far it's just like a weekend at bernie situation that's it a weekend at oombs we're making a weekend at jongies a weekend at jongies i think that there's something

severely misunderstood about kim jong-un i really really do. Severely. Severely misunderstood. You should be allowed to spank your kids. When you're the daddy of a nation, sometimes you got to spank your kids. Sometimes you got to spank his kids. But can you spank someone else's kids? No. It's disrespectful.

You would never. Now, if someone told you, hey, we don't like the way you spank your kids, and you had some nuclear weapons. I would threaten. I'd be like, I'll spank the fuck out of your kids.

How about that? Don't let me spank my kids, motherfucker. Yo, Kim Jong-un might be the most American motherfucker out there. Can I be honest with you? In the way that he operates. That's why Trump called him Rocket Boy. It was a compliment.

It was a compliment. The bomb's bursting in the air. That's what we about, yo. You don't think he listens to the national anthem? He's like, that's just slaps. That's what I do. The bomb's bursting in the air.

Bro, I'm telling telling you we could learn something from kim jong-un man gave his life the man gave his life so why are you saying it's so asian because he gave his life he gave his life dude for real yeah the guy gave his fucking life, man. So the report is that... What's the official report, Al? He's in grave danger after surgery. So the real question is, what surgery? What surgery did he get? What surgery?

Penis enlargement. You think it's penis enlargement? Gotta be. I thought it was putting the folds on their eyelids. You know how Asians don't do that shit? I thought he was getting that Brazilian butt lift. Why, Al? Suck the fat out the stomach and

then make him his ass more attractive for rodman interesting interesting rodman isn't he into the lady boys huh isn't rodman into lady boys no i think rodman would be a lady boy he was oh i don't know how that world works i don't buy this shit one bit i'll be honest i think i know what happened oh that's not what i think i know what happened i think i know you're saying i'll be honest. I think I know what happened. Oh, that's not what happened all this time. I think I know what happened. I think I know what happened. You're saying I'll be honest like you're saying some different shit than you normally say. I'll be honest.

I think I know what happened. The only difference is the words I think. Akash. I'm going to be even more honest than I was just about to be. I'm going to increase honesty by at least one decibel right now. Okay? I think we know he's a big basketball fan. Is he not?

Oh, yeah. What do you think he was doing Sunday? Watching the last motherfucking dance for his boy. Bitch wife was probably yapping the fuck up about it. He's got to miss a very important part. You know he can't rewind. He's in North Korea. They ain't got motherfucking rewind.

No. Not a chance. Heart attack. Heart attack. Yep. Straight to the hospital. That's what he's recovering from and he probably like look just tell everybody i'm dead for 10 weeks i got 10 episodes this show to get through five weeks however they play it i've been assuming maybe even as soon as the rodman episode is over you'll start hearing little reports that

he's recovering a miracle recovery we need to start selling some bands what would un do because that is genius this guy's a fucking genius yeah hey man he's the guy this guy's the guy prepared takes care of his fucking people you don't hear any of them bitching about coronavirus he don't got to build a man cave to go watch his documentary no he just leaks media reports he's dying dying. That's it. Leave me alone. Let me be by my lonesome. Yo. Man. Motherfucking legend, bro.

Motherfucking legend is Kim Jong-un is. You know what the funniest part to me is? Is his sister might take over and everybody's saying she's just as bad and it's like,

come on, yo. We really finna be afraid of this bitch? Come on, yo. The sister? I'm gonna be afraid of the sister oh no the sister what do you think she's gonna do i don't know fucking take away our fried rice bitch with anything korean fried rice take away our barbecue yeah they fried chicken actually

they got a bomb fried chicken there you go korean's got good fried chicken yeah and if she did that there would only be problems in like new york or la or cities that know about k good fried chicken. Yeah. And if she did that, there would only be problems in like New York or L.A. or cities that know about Korean fried chicken. So you're not concerned about a new leader in North Korea? I'm not scared of a female dictator. I'm going to just be honest with you. What up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Flavor 2. I'm Andrew Schultz.

I'm here with Akash Chai. We got Alex Media, Mark mark gagnon in the building we gave mark a mic let's see if we regret it mark say hello into the mic yo what's up everybody oh shit it's on baby sexy ass voice i'm gonna just keep it a buck you're not i'm gonna keep it a buck buck you're gonna keep it a buck. I ain't afraid of no female dictator. Is there a female that isn't a dictator? That's what I'm saying. Every married man. I've been with this.

Ain't that bad? Yeah, we're used to it. You just apologize a little more than you normally would. That's all. Honestly, we probably put them there in the first place to get them out the house. Like, you don't think Angela Merkel or whatever that bitch's name from Germany, you don't think her husband is like, no, no, go dictate or do whatever the fuck you want. And also, first of all,

stop telling me what to do. Tell everybody what to do. That bitch tried to tell all of Europe what to do. It wasn't enough Germany. Right? She wants to bring the European Union.

You just want more people to tell what the fuck to do. That's all this bitch wants. Right? We should bring it together. Why should we bring together? So I can tell you what the fuck to do. Yeah, boy. We currency why so i could spend it that's all that's

why women want to get married first that's why they want kids first it's just more motherfuckers i gotta dictate to people we're not gonna let it happen we're putting a stop to this ladies hey you know who's the man for the job, Trump? Tell that bitch to shut up. Hey, bro. Shut up, bitch. Hey, but look, got her green card on the edge of the table. You see what he did? You know that Melania almost fucked up the last dance for him.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Melania almost fucked up the last dance for him. Motherfucker said immigration is now illegal. Right? He almost sent that bitch back to Poland or whatever fake Poland she from

what fake Poland is she from I don't know what fake Poland she from Lithuania Lusitania the Titanic which fucking

ship is this bitch from which fucking European ass ship is this bitch from right I mean no disrespect

to the floatish floatish is a dope rap man yeah real talk someone gotta call himself floatish is nice that shit is fire yeah but real talk where is she from and why haven't we heard from this bitch when corona came about barely speak english son i love it when she tried to tell us what to do. Right? You need to take care of your kids. Taking care of kids is important. She's from Slovenia. She's from where? Slovenia.

That's a fake Poland. That's a fake Poland, bro. All that shit's Poland, bro. All that shit's Poland. Alex. Yo, do we got listeners in Slovenia tell us why you're not Poland message in and tell us

why you're not Poland you like waited to hear the talk back hey I'm listening we can get that response in like a month these motherfuckers gonna pony express

their letter over send that shit on a ship that's sad when white countries are shit i know yo y'all really fucked up yo do you do you see it and do you get depressed legitimately i do i feel bad for white people who are like white countries that are poor i'm like y'all fucked up like do y'all look at the whites that have made it and what do you think oh yeah yeah of course but like when you're indian is different right how so like like when i look at like poland and all that kind of shit i feel bad for him yo yeah but it's like why can't they just get it together yeah i feel bad because it's like how

do you fuck this up yeah this seems impossible yeah but what do you think it was country what do you think it was i don't know what did they do different they must have lost a war to other white people oh you think we went to war with them we bodied them i assume yeah but you think that they would just kind of like sneak in yo that's a great point hmm you get rid of that goofy ass accent in a generation or two it is a stupid accent it's so stupid dude it is really dumb that might be Trump's greatest skill, is putting up with that fucking accent on a daily basis. Right?

Like, just imagine hearing that stupid, honey, what are we going to do this weekend with kid? Like, he don't ever spend time with his kid, huh? No chance. The little one that he had with her? No chance. I feel bad for that kid. That kid I really feel bad for

because everybody hates the kid. He did nothing. For no fucking reason. He did nothing. Genuinely, all jokes aside, I feel bad for that kid. That's a fucking kid. You can't help who your parents are.

You feel bad for a kid with abusive parents. Yeah. This is the same thing. The kid got no fucking control of the situation he's in. He's rich. And his mom hot with fake tits.

Don't you feel bad for him then? I truly do. Do you think if he sucks his mom's tits, it's bad or it's okay because they're not technically hers? Yo, do you think they got to check the pH of the breast milk because that shit got so much saline in it? Wait, can you breastfeed if you're- Probably not. If you have fake tits, can you breastfeed? Probably not, right? Kind of? I don't know. It depends on if you get it over the muscle if you have fake tits can you breastfeed you probably not right

kind of it depends on if you get it over the muscle or under the muscle yeah if it's over the muscle no you can't no i don't remember which way it is but some women depending on how you do it you can or you can't damn over the muscle though you probably just take the shit out right just grab some scissors i mean just a little quick just lance in and out you know i mean not just pull it out yeah i mean you could dog man i don't know what to say man i really don't know what to say my heart is broken over kim jong-un right now dog my heart is broken al dude my heart can't go on okay hey you know what else you can say what you know who loves kim jong-un who's that north koreans they fucking love him dude they love this guy

that guy got 100 approval rating bro it's not divided like america you know i'm saying half of america loves trump other half America's gay understand their people they're gay and they don't love me I get it I understand my he's like not all with Democrats no no I understand your own 51% 49% gay 49% gay That's how you get the black vote That's how you get the black vote Yo who'd you vote for Trump son I ain't gay son

I ain't gonna be high And not vote for Trump Are they already right in Biden no homo Biden pause Biden pause Biden pause though Like for real

No homo I had to vote for Biden You know what I mean I know it was type gay When I flipped that switch Dude that's how he gotta do it Trump could do it Be honest

Trump could do it I wonder if there's a way You can make the ballot Like the only way to vote Democrat is to Flick your wrist Son that's how you vote You go like that

I think Democrats down Right And then fucking Republicans Like Trump is just up Like you know Like you're fingering somebody you go like that i think democrats down right and that fucking republicans like trump is just up like you know like your finger in somebody and you ain't asking no permission ain't that perfect you're grabbing the pussy of your trump yo real talk i think that motherfuckers are gonna vote for trump man I know it sounds crazy. Alex already told me privately he's voting for him, man. Don't do that.

Hey, remember when you said that to me? Don't do that. No, I didn't. Remember when you said that? You said you're giving up white women and you're voting for Trump. Oh, because you got crazy fans who believe that. You said you're giving up white women and you're voting for Trump. Wow, that's two anti-black things. I can't believe it, yo.

Son, I wasn't Kim Jong-un enough to do the math on that kim jong-un would have been laughing at that though he would have found that funny yo real talk yo alex how you selling out that's wild that you would give up for you to say that say again it's preposterous for you to say that what do you mean i will never give up white women come on son bro remember when you said to me in confidence yo stop you were like yo this shit was crazy because he goes i'm saying this in confidence right right right and usually when people start sentences like that right but he goes i'm telling you this in confidence he's like i don't like that Trump is getting all the black dudes out of prison. I was like, why not?

He goes, because they're going to take all my white bitches. That's what he said to me. That's what you said to me, dude. You know what's funny? He was really upset. But then when you said that, he laughed like a, oh, shit. That's true. Put these motherfuckers back in jail laugh i thought i fell in bay i'm like damn all them white bitches did like

he got a fucking billionaire when he got out you know i got a chance out here in these streets bro bro i gotta go back to jail real talk come out with some tats wait a minute what i gotta? I got to go back to jail and come out with some tats. Oh, so that you get that no, but when all these other guys are coming out of jail, you're going to have some serious competition. You're going to have to go back to black women, bro. That's a fact. Bro.

We Spanish right now. What kind of great depression and pussy do you think Alec's about to experience if he can go back to black women? Son. Do you think, Alec? What would it take for you to go back to black women, Al? I've been on black women recently.

Why are you lying, bro? Because I have. Why are you lying, dog? You ain't fucking quarantined. Nobody done nothing recently. Nah, recent is before quarantine. So before quarantine, you've made love to a black woman. I've made sweet love.

To a black woman. Sweet love. Mark, you have a microphone. you might want to chime in here yeah mark chime i got no input on this yeah we've had different rooms because of that all the sweet love making i was making a black woman he had to wait outside the room he's like god i can't i gotta know you guys got your own room so you can make sweet love to black women. Yes. And you can hear next door. What was her name? What was the girl's name? Chill.

I can't do that. Why can't you do that? Because she listens. Because you can't pronounce it? There we go, Mark. Snipin', Mark. Snipin'. That was good.

I just can't remember, but same difference. Huh? All right, fine. Fair enough. There we go. Just fair the fuck enough. All right? There's a lot of crazy shit going on out here in the world, man. different huh all right fine fair enough there we go just fair fair the fuck enough all right it's a lot of crazy shit going on out here in the world man

yo so trump is stopping immigration while we're talking about trump right now or he said he's thinking about doing it or signing executive order executive order i don't know if he can pull it off but it's election season baby what does immigration mean nah but it was it was a little like vague it's like what you not let motherfuckers come in nah because immigrate doesn't mean come in you know it means try to live here try to live here that's what's funny is you can still visit if you're worried about the virus real talk before we let anybody else come in, I'm going to need to see if they were talking shit. I would like to check your tweets.

That's valid. I think that the president should be allowed to do that. A lot of liberals would be getting tweet delete. I'm just saying. I wouldn't be the only one out here only having 2,139 tweets. But don't you think that's fair that you should be able to look through somebody's tweets in the past? Like if we cancel people for a bunch of different reasons, but if you look through the tweets in the past and you see them say some shit like, oh, America thinks it's the best, but there's no health care. Shouldn't you be able to present that to somebody that's trying to come to America and get citizenship?

Honestly, not bad logic. If you subscribe to cancel culture culture this is essentially just cancel culture let's say someone wants to go to india or someone wants to go another country i know you guys are listening from england all these places in the world someone's talking mad shit about your country popping off of the lip now they want to be a citizen shouldn't you be able to check them on that maybe you'll feel a way i would feel a way yeah you wouldn't as america you'd be like oh i'm not allowed to feel away why not because we're like the best and you're not supposed to be confident in being the best. You know how people, whatever.

But if you're from these bitch-ass countries like England. Yo, you heard that, England? England, y'all some bitches, yo. Yo, you heard that, England? I don't want that smoke. You heard that, England? You don't want English smoke? We done had the English smoke 250 years ago.

Fuck out of here, England. Fuck out of here. And again in 1812. And again, you try to run it back ain't work oh brexit ass you're alone england lonely bitch i don't know from here it looked like it worked it wasn't pretty ass eyes you got this okay hey honestly for that thank you i'm gonna keep it a buck Thank you You have benefit Off of that Yeah Do you think your girl

Would be with you If you didn't have pretty eyes No chance So There is one One reason Anyone on earth Finds me attractive

And that is Damn sure ain't 5'7 Get the Get the close up Get the close up on them eyes I got it Get them close up on them eyes Oh

Damn You're serving me right now You're trying to get Fucked in the eyes Okay Now, you're serving me right now. You're trying to get fucked in the eyes? Okay. Now, so. I'm comfortable. Can you say it was worth it, the English guy that raped someone in your family?

Can you say on some level it was, our guy's brain is processing millions. I got a bit about this. Listen. Yeah, yeah. I can't be mad at it. You know what I mean? Was it worth it on some level because now you get to have kids with your girl and bring some more beautiful people into it. Is it worth it on some level?

I got a bit where I used to, this is a real story. I used to ask my parents where I got these eyes from and they would never like have an answer, like a real answer. Yeah, yeah. And then eventually you just kind of realize they're just thinking like, yeah, well, your great grandma took them for the team. So it's in the gene pool now. Now's the thing let's just talk about it right unfortunately unfortunately rape is quite prevalent in india unfortunately it's a it's a bit of a it's a bit of an issue it's a bit of an issue yeah in some parts right bit of an issue oh yeah problem okay so if rape is gonna be around right right right if it's there already it's like you might as well get some eyes

out of it if it's gonna happen i would say maybe we only learned right because of england oh they brought it in they you know i mean some of them positions in the kama sutra did not look very consensual my friend right the bitches fucking feet are behind her head i don't think that shit gets there like okay how are you gonna do that on your own say again you're gonna need some level of consent to get the feet back there like a motherfucking you think you don't think they were forced back there let me open up that that's busting at the widest open it is but y'all busted the widest open real talk got your fucking legs out here like goddamn wegmans logo or whatever it's like a starbucks looking hard for the hockey team out here. You know what I mean? All right.

But yeah, so there it is. You get a nice little benefit. You know what I mean? Hey, it wasn't all bad. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. It's like there's hurricanes every single year in the Bahamas, right? Yeah.

But they don't get no pretty eyes out of it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? I used to get real tight at people who try to defend like the English and be like they're not all bad

we got railroads out of it and then I was like fuck you that is y'all love the railroads see how many people go on them that's the bus yo

what that's the bus and the railroads y'all all over the railroad nah nah y'all ever been on the railroad in India if you ever been on the railroad

in India that shit ain't no son I've been in India bro I've been on the railroad son I like it when y'all the railroad in India, that shit ain't no. Son, I've been in India, bro. I've been on the railroad, son. I like it when y'all put a carpet up there and pretend y'all doing the magic. Son, that shit is lit.

I see y'all up there a whole new world. Don't you dare close your eyes. No, seriously, don't close your eyes. You can miss a turn and fall off. Son, that shit is lit. That's innovative.

I hate how hard Al's laughing. I'm sorry. But it was innovative. Son, I hate it. I hate it. Because it wasn't that good. It was good. It was good. It was good.

It was good. It was that good. You can picture that shit. It wasn't that good. That's why I bothered you's good. It's that good. You can picture that shit. It wasn't that good. That's why I bothered you. You've never seen that shit? You can picture it. Because you're not actually ignorant.

No. You're legit like a fucking ignorant. But it's true. They do that shit. And you've never seen a dude with a push start. They've got to push the button on the forehead to start. To start. To start.

That's what they do. To start the carpet. You just push back. You push back. That was great. That was fantastic. I can't hate on that. That was fantastic.

It's a game they play with the kids to get the kids all excited about it. They're like, how do you turn the carpet on? You just push the carpet. That was fantastic. Ah, fuck. Fuck you.

That was really good. Fuck you. Oh, man. That was such. Ah, fuck. Fuck you. That was really good. Fuck you. Oh, man. That was such a good tag. He's going to get ripped up tonight in the community. He's like, how are you going to take that shit?

I'll just have it. I've never heard Al laugh like this in my life. It was good. Al don't have to carry the weight of the community. Al's usually carry the weight of the community. Al's usually carrying the weight of the community. That is an advantage of being white, is when y'all make fun of white people,

it's not like white people call me up like, how you gonna laugh? Oh, gosh, and Al is talking about white people. I hear it every episode. It's like, word. The last episode, all we eat is fucking zebra cakes and some shit like that. I didn't say it's all you eat.

Who eats the most? I really thought you were saying they were eating zebra. That's a really good question. Because we didn't have vegetables at home. Did nobody try zebra? I'm sure they have in Africa. I would try it. It feels like there's a lot of animals going around to be eaten.

Yeah, they eat everything, everywhere. Yeah. You go somewhere, they're eating that animal. Yeah. The problem is when you take the eat everywhere people and you mix them with urban people. Yeah, yeah.

Eat any animal, people should be with people who eat all the animals. That's your community, that's what you guys eat. When you start mixing it with the city, you got the wet markets, that's where we're fucked up.

Yeah. I think it's okay to just eat whatever animal as long as you live with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You got herd immunity from eating the herd. From eating the fucking herd. Yo. I mean, like, let's get to the bottom of it.

I still can't get over Al's laugh, yo. Why? That shit was from such a fucking, like, his soul felt the release. I just pictured a ladder on top of the train now the second laugh you didn't see that that's the thing that they do that is a thing that they do bro and you sing the song and everything like that no for real oh god what which song the whole new Yo, hit it. What is it? Tell me, princess, now what did you do? What is the song?

I don't know the song. I thought you were going to do the accent. I don't know the song. How does it go, Al? Oh, my God. I forgot. How does it go? What do you mean you forgot?

I forgot, nigga. Whoa. Come on, you black cracker How you gonna be calling me that word like that Black cracker Come on say it cracker Say it cracker black cracker Come on what do y'all call me

What do you mean what we call you Remember we were doing the racist last night Oh yeah I didn't have anything You white nigga And then what am I For you didn't have one remember we didn't we still haven't figured that out figure one out fuck send me some suggestions push start could be good push start white push start motherfucker it's fun you've never heard them do that shit you've never seen them do it there? You've never seen them do it? There's videos of them doing it.

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and then their nurses do you see the nurses go out and counter protest that's idiotic why would you counter protest stay inside bitch what you doing no no listen all due respect to nurses we're very grateful for nurses and all that kind of shit thank you very much nurses for doing yes that being said it's illogical to protest people telling you to stay inside by going outside and protesting and screaming. Who's most likely to have it? Oh, honestly, that's actually a good countermeasure. Like, if you're like, nah, we need to teach these guys a lesson.

Let's go breathe on all these motherfuckers. Oh, you think the nurses are actually out there trying to kill them? Maybe it's strategic. Yo, fuck them. That's what I don't understand. Everybody's like, how can they open up Florida? Think about the fucking retards it's going to kill. Aren't you happy about that? Ain't that strengthening that maybe you're saying maybe they're doing it on purpose

maybe they're trying to like they're trying to slim that thin out the herd in florida thin out the herd and listen a lot of people who are mad at these guys and think they should go inside hate our current president who probably voted for our current president in a swing state in maybe the swing state of Florida is probably the motherfuckers outside protesting. Let them all catch it. Yeah.

Low key, I kind of like that they're outside though. I like that protest. You about that. You about that. I'm kind of about that action. You know what I mean?

I don't like being out. I don't like being told I got to stay inside. It's great seeing the more money you make, the more you like Trump. It's so fun to watch the fucking transformation. It's not Trump. i just like motherfuckers going fuck you

i love someone just says fuck you when they tell you to stay inside you like motherfuckers saying fuck you you love motherfuckers saying fuck you keep your tax money no it's not about the money thing yeah whatever yo it isn't you're having debates we have and i was like liberals are annoying you're like nah man now you did you were on republican shit way before me yeah y'all annoying as fuck you were on republican shit yeah yeah you and i knew i knew i said shell's gonna get rich and he gonna come over here he gonna get it i'm not republican but liberals to be fair though annoying i was saying the my most wildest shit back when i wasn't making that much money that's true right it was during brilliant idiots that's to be fair that's true so i did get in

you were saying wildest shit most wild shit you said like not pc you were more flagrant on brilliant idiots than you are here no no no most like defending conservative okay okay okay yeah yeah but yeah but in all in all seriousness yeah in all seriousness in the most seriousness that's a weird saying in all seriousness yeah i really forgot what we were all jokes aside come on it's 4 20 yesterday man that was a radix remedy but no but there's um but the why did i bring up the Trump thing? Going outside.

You like motherfuckers going outside. Oh, I like that people are going outside. I like it. You shouldn't just bend over and do whatever the fucking country tells you to do. Just get fucked right in your ass. That's what people are doing. Son, the pictures from those protests, though, it was struggle protests. Like five people.

You ever watch? It's not the best of the best. It was struggles. It's not the best of the best. though it was struggle protests like five people yeah you ever watch it was it was struggle it's not the best of the best they crop pictures just so like to make it look better here's the thing if it's not even a big deal this is another thing to consider if it's five people why are we giving so much attention so that's to mark's point mark thinks it's fake protests because they know it'll draw attention and the more people hate on it, the more people will retweet it and whatever and then it'll hit people that are kind of neutral to be like, you know what?

They're right. Let me go outside. And then it becomes a thing. Mark, should we fucking red pill them right now, Mark? We were saving this. We were really saving this. We were going to do more research and figure everything out

and find if it was the truth or who was really behind it. Is it China? Is it Russia? Is it America? Is it Dems? Is it conservatives? china is it russia is it america is it dems is it conservatives but should we fucking red pill them right now mark are you fucking ready mark let's do are you ready mark nope all right dog red pill them right now when you want to know the real shit about these protesters right not. Oh, thank you.

You ever watch a movie or like a series? You remember Game of Thrones, how like all of a sudden the dragon bitch went bad and you're like, yo, that character shift happened too fast. That's Andrew was going outside. Two weeks ago. Let me tell you what's going to happen with the lockdown. Don't go outside. You can't come here if you've been outside.

And now you're like, yo, let's go outside. It took one Patreon episode. All of a sudden sudden he's like yo fuck this we outside i can show you the world shiny shivering what is the next line i I don't know. Tell me what street. To turn on? Is a magic carpet ride. A whole new world. No, you can't play it, son. What if I put it under the voice?

No, you can't play it. It's too much risk. And we're going to get flagged for that. That small sound right there. Fucking hell, bro. that small sound right now bro i think which street tell me which street to turn on for the best halal y'all don't even do halal nah we fucked with it though you do like halal love it why man it's just it's all essentially the same food.

It's spicy, it's rice, it's just, you know every Indian comedy has a joke about biryani? That's just biryani with a little more meat. Right. Chicken and rice or whatever.

So you guys are the same. Hey, look. We ain't that different. I'm just saying. I'm gonna be honest. It's not that different, right? Yeah. I used to have a bit about this too.

I don't get offended if you think I'm some other shit. Yeah. If yeah that's what i'm saying i'm laughing at the hilarious shit yeah because the way you were laughing i know it was like oh why was it oh why was it od because he's always thought that way about you he once told me on no bullshit oh another one no this is what you say i remember you were late i was like yeah i caused a little bit of traffic but he's getting here and he'd be like can you just soar over the traffic he said that to me seriously bro he goes can you just soar over the traffic i was like what are you talking about right before he voted for trump

son that's why he's voting for trump he's off white women but he's pro trump that's what alex said to me. You think off whites the company was a movement to try to get black dudes to stop fucking white women? Oh my God. Off whites. Oh my God. Yo, we off whites. They still got the plastic on it like black

people's couches. And it's made by Virgil and he dates a white woman. Virgil dates a white woman? Yeah, his wife is white. Get out of here. Oh, of course. I mean, you didn't know that?

It makes sense. I actually thought it'd be a white dude. To be honest with you. For keeping it a buck buck. I like this buck buck. We gotta keep it a buck buck. Okay. All right, Mark, you ready to rant?

Chill, yo. Chill, I'm using my shit. Maybe that's the one. Buck buck. buck buck. We got to keep it a buck buck. Okay. All right, Mark, you ready to red pill him? Chill, yo. Chill, I'm using my shit. Maybe that's the one. Buck buck. Buck buck. You white buck buck motherfucker. Yeah, I like that.

I'm going to call him buck buck. Shut the fuck up, yo. I didn't say buck or buck. You don't hear me say it. I didn't hit it with a hard R, dog. All right. Are we ready to red pill him? Yeah, we got it.

All right, let's go, Cracker. No, there's just this weird thread that's going around with all these protests. So basically what people are saying is that the websites- Real quick, real quick. Let me just preface. I swear to you, I stopped listening as soon as he started talking. I swear to God. I had to step in.

I swear to God. If you had to close up on my eyes, I was looking here. I had to step in. Thinking about- I was like, he channeled Ed in right now. Oh, it's his mic, dude. It's Ed's mic. Oh, it smells like taquitos.

I'm just saying. I gave you that Corona, yo. So here's the thing, right? So here's the thing. All these protests popped off at the same time. Right? Around the same time, right? You had one happen in Minnesota, one happen in Virginia, one happen in pennsylvania michigan what happened in michigan yeah and i think florida

whatever like that right so it just so happened that all these protests and the protests are against the shelter in place they pop off in these different states now information some guy researches on reddit he finds out that the websites for all these protests right mark yeah so the websites for all these protests what happened they were all registered at like within five minutes of each other to like one person in florida so if you go by how the websites were registered one might believe that these were not unique acts by individual people in these states, but rather a single actor or a single group that is manipulating people into thinking that they should protest. Is that right? I absolutely believe this.

100%. No, we're going to go further. Now. That's where you're going to lose me. What are they saying? I said I believe you, and then you were like like you literally said it like just i'm about to lose you no no we're gonna go further so so here's but here's the thing that's interesting who is the group that's doing it right the only reason we didn't do like a longer piece about this because

we don't know who the group is doing it right now it looks as if mark so there's like all like these other like different causal connective points so like all the facebook groups are the same descriptions like they were all groups have the same descriptions. Like they were all started at the same time, all that shit. But there was one like loose connection to like Betsy DeVos. What did you say? Causal connections? That shit sounded beautiful, yo.

That shit was poetic. What'd you fucking say, yo? Motherfucker talking like Kim Jong-un over here. Son! Lead us, bro! Hey, dictate me! Bro, I'll not talking, man. Lead us, bro. Hey, dictate me. Bro, I'll give you my dictate. That's how you got them eyes.

Some grandma. Some dictator. So, but yeah, basically just like... So all the Facebook groups that represent these things that should be independent all have the same descriptions. All the groups pop up at the same time, right? And there's this loose connection back to devos right it could be

loose who knows if it's devos the devos thing is really loose all right so let's throw out the devos we just know all these things pop up at the exact same time they're registered to the same group or person right and they're all tapping into like local gun communities also right so they're going after the right wing side they're saying you should protect your rights to leave the house if you want protect your freedom yeah so all these um protests pop up around the country and then trump retweets the people protesting right right so he sees all the protests and he's like yo liberate michigan liberate all these places now the easy connection is trump has his people go tell these people to go leave their house because he wants to get the economy going right uh he's like we need to get the economy

going again i can't force it open the governors need to to do it right so what we'll do is have the people start to protest and then maybe the governors will acquiesce like we saw what happened in florida and we saw it happen in virginia right and he'll go after his base in these places that will really do it. That's the easiest way. Now you had a point. And beyond that, I believe he's done it once before. Trump, we've already noticed, he paid people to come to his first rallies.

Paid actors. Interesting. And then he says outlandish shit. And then he gets more media coverage and more media coverage. And then everybody's retweeting it because how can you say these things? How can you say these things? But he's reaching certain people who are kind of maybe would fuck with trump and now they have access to him where they never did before and they're like oh

actually now that i'm seeing these messages bombarded over and over again on cnn i kind of agree with this guy honestly this sounds like my career i pay my friends to come to my shows eventually the messaging is good. Say some outlandish shit. People really like it. All of a sudden, these shows are packed. You're just doing a bringer inauguration. That's it, bro.

Oh, it is, dude. Yeah. So here's the thing. Maybe it's Trump and it makes the most sense. Or maybe it's another group that wants America to be shut down for longer because they want people out there protesting, eventually getting the coronavirus, getting into the hospitals, more people die. American economy gets shut down for a because they want people out there protesting eventually getting the coronavirus getting into the hospitals more people die american economy gets shut down for a longer period of time and manipulating trump into retweeting i the only reason i'm like i can't get behind this and spread the news acting as if i know what's going on is because i don't want to

be a fucking shill for china or some other country that's trying to take america down right now now i think a cnn or one of these folks would just jump at the opportunity because they get to knock trump and trump and his supporters last thing i'm gonna do is what china wants right like fuck china and this whole shit right and again not fuck chinese people i know people get that shit confused fuck the country of china you know what argument i don't get and this is the real thing i don't get this argument they're like we have to be careful by the about the way that we treat um we talk about china we can't call it chinese virus or whatever like that because there are chinese americans that are getting beat up because of this i don't understand that argument because if you're racist

enough to think that like chinese americans are responsible for the coronavirus you're probably also racist enough to think that they have it and then you wouldn't go beating them up, right? I don't think they're that smart. Say again? I don't think they're that smart. Well, if they're afraid of the coronavirus, the last people they're going to get in close proximity to

are the people they think started it. Yeah, but I just don't think they're that smart to be like, oh, shit, if I get close to this person, I'm going to get it. So what are they angry about? If we beat them up, then they won't keep spreading it to everybody else son be honest son i think are you playing defense on magic when hiv was happening no that's the same shit i play defense on magic now that's the same thing though right i don't know i kind of agree with al there but i also like i just it is from china we did that with ebola it's from

the fucking whatever the ebola river like this is what we do but i'm not talking about where it's from i'm talking about like what would happen to asian americans afterwards that's their concern i agree with al that is i could those people probably aren't smart enough to be like oh i could get the virus this way because they're all you know whatever they're idiots but i also don't i haven't seen the stories of asian americans actually getting beaten up yet now i'm not on the end of the news like that but i haven't seen the stories of Asian Americans actually getting beaten up yet. Now, I'm not on the end of the news like that, but I haven't seen a story or heard a story about, yo, this Asian American owns this fucking store in this place and they drag him out of the store and beat him.

I haven't heard that. Yeah. So I don't know if it's actually happening. Yeah. All right. Whatever. Was there anything else to it, Mark? No, that was basically it.

That was all like the connections he drew. But it could be like Russia that's trying to like fuck with shit and make people like cause inner turmoil in the nation could be china that's trying to fuck with shit yeah i don't even know if trump is thinking i can reopen the economy this way i know he would love to but i think he could also just be thinking and the same thing with signing immigration stopping immigration the people who voted for me i need to let them know or make them think i'm about what they're about i'm about america i'm about jobs keeping jobs in america etc all that shit that speaks to them i'm gonna hey open up michigan we're hurting the american economy and that's

what he always ran on we're gonna help the american even if they don't open up it's like i tried i tried i did i stood up for what i stood up for i stopped immigration during this shit because i care about these guys wouldn't let you. I tried. Now, here's the thing. Stopping immigration during a time where no one's allowed into your country, it's kind of stupid, right? It's redundant, right?

He didn't stop tourism, so he's not worried about the virus getting in. If you're like, yo, I don't want this virus getting in. Nobody coming in this country. I think no one's coming in. I don't think anybody can come in, right? Yeah, but that was before this executive order. That's what I'm saying. So if nobody can come in, and then he's like, I'm stopping immigration as well. It's like, well, how are you going to immigrate if you can't come in? Can but that was before this executive that's what I'm saying so if nobody can come in and then he's like I'm stopping immigration as well it's like well

how are you gonna immigrate if you can't come in yeah that's valid it's like when like it's like when like you say to your girl I don't want to do anal do you know I'm taking the power back it's like she already made that rule but you're like jumping on top of the rule acting like you have some kind of control in the situation right so that's like congress imposing their will on trump and then trump trying to reverse impose the will right congress goes no one comes in he goes oh i'm one up and no immigration make it seem like oh look what i'm doing look what i'm trying to get done i'm a guy his base eats that shit up his base is going to eat up open up the we need the economy to go open it up chinese virus his base can eat that up yeah even though i think that's not as big of a deal

that's kind of our asians really getting beat up are you seeing that nobody's outside i haven't found that story so i'm not saying it's all bullshit it's like i hear it it's like i hear it in the ecosystem but i haven't seen a single story about it. This shit always happens. It's like anytime someone gets beat up around a tragedy, it all of a sudden becomes a hate crime or a race crime. They might have just rear-ended him. Exactly. And they got out to fight him, and they're like, you're a bad driver. Mark, that was racist. Mark, that was racist.

Coincidental. Coincidental. Off camera, why did you make your eyes like that? You can be so racist behind the scenes. Yo, but for real, that is an interesting point. It's like, so let's say an Asian guy does something that is completely, let's say an Asian guy does something, a complete asshole has nothing to do with coronavirus. You can't even get in a fight with him because everybody's going to go,

oh, you're just beating him up because it's coronavirus. Yeah. Yeah. That's an unfair advantage. Also, pretty much any time you beat up an Asian, and probably an Indian, that shit is probably bullying. Asians will fuck you up, fuck. That's a little guy.

Come on, son. Asians are nice, bro. Word? The one-inch punch? Wow, dude. Wow Wow Why do they call it The one inch punch bro? You know Is that a sex move?

You know exactly what That's a sex move bro That's an Asian Comma suture Nah for real dude We need to We need to We need to get to the bottom of this

Alright what else What else is going on? Fucking Linsanity Bruh We got some sports shit. What else we got? We got the Babyface-Teddy Riley battle that I tried to watch. I can't get into all this. I can't get into all this.

You know what's crazy? It's just people playing their songs back and forth. Son, why is this so exciting? It's just two legendary producers and artists. Press and play. Pretty much. But it's like they're sort of battling even though there's no winner, no loser, but it's just like...

Everybody's saying Babyface won this battle. Yeah, because he didn't have any technical issues. I think he has a better catalog and yeah. But what the fuck is so exciting about it? Because there's just two legendary people. Also, there is nothing to do right now. So, that's exciting. It's like

the same as the debates. It's like the same as the debate. It's like Trump going against whoever, Biden. They're all going to say the same shit, but they're just the two top dogs right now. Ah, I see. So you're watching it for the interactions in between. Yeah. So it's not as much about the songs being played as much as it is about talking to each other. It's also reminiscing of these songs. We all grew up on this shit.

I see. And then also you get to see other famous people commenting and you're like oh shit I'm at the same event as Fat Joe oh shit I'm at the same event

as Diddy okay that makes sense I can yeah and there were like a couple jabs thrown like there was

Teddy Riley was playing a song he remixed I don't do remixes yeah like that's a shot yeah you know so it was

some little shit this is how big it was the internet I tried to watch it it wouldn't there was like 500,000 people that you couldn't watch it on so I kept on stage it was some little this how big it was the internet i tried to watch it it wouldn't there was like 500 000 people that were that you couldn't watch it on yeah so i kept on stage was live and i was like there's no way kev is watching anything but this so i watched it on kev on stages ig live he had 10 000 people watching son that's how big duval was having people do that too i

think michael blackson watched it on duvals i couldn't get in i tried to get in it got up to 500 000 at one point i had to watch it on an ipad it wouldn't work on any phone yeah why why was i bad for some reason when i tried to open on my phone it would just freeze and and ipad it worked can you name the biggest baby face song he got probably end of the road well it depends i'll make love to you yeah i'll make love to you like you want me to. If you are a guy. What? I killed that. Tell me which street to... I think they just put a block for non-blacks.

It's not for us? Yeah. Yeah. That was the most striking thing. Like the white world. Was it striking? Yeah, the white world. Did it strike you, Al?

Hey, Al. Did it strike you? It struck me. It struck you, man? It struck you. It struck you. It broke you, dude. I just got off.

You know what was funny, though? It was Al's black topics. He said, throw in the tile. Tyrese can't spell. So, apparently, Tyrese, at one point in the first battle, said, throw in the tile. Like, towel? Yeah. And then everybody made fun of him because he can't spell. So apparently Tyrese at one point in the first battle said throw in the tile. Like towel? Yeah. And then everybody made fun of him

because he can't spell. What's funny is Al misspelled Tyrese's name on the note. He spelled that shit Tyrese. Tyrese can't spell. I mean. All right, but go. What were you saying? No, just that white people didn't care

about this battle at all. White people don't know who Teddy Riley is. The only Teddy we know is Bear. And Graham. That's true. Teddy Bear and Teddy Graham. I just found that fascinating. Like 500,000 people and this was all black.

Yeah. Pretty cool. Son, that's the half a million man march. Yeah, it is interesting. Isn't that crazy? The half a million man march with the Teddy Riley baby face. Maybe we need to get Teddy Riley baby face to organize black people half a million man march yeah it is interesting crazy the half a million man marches the teddy riley baby face maybe we need to get teddy riley baby face to like organize black people into doing

some crazy shit why crazy shit yo if y'all want to start a revolution start the revolution dog real talk that's it right there right there instagram live i'm good why not this is dope this is how you make change not because all y'all motherfuckers got too many guns already who y'all motherfuckers white yep crackers got some guns all you white niggas out there man i love it yeah it warms my soul when you do that dude it fucking warms my soul feels like a hot toddy hitting my chest ladies has come hot strap i never thought about that like when you swallow a load has come hot it's warm it's got to be at least 97.8 degrees yeah that's hot yeah should we i mean consider that like when you bust in a girl's mouth i never

was like oh my god is that hot like this is ice water you don't run my girl's mouth, I never was like, oh my God, is that hot? it's an ice water. You know, when you go to a girl's mouth, she goes, right? Like, I always thought it was because it was gross tasting, but maybe it's all temperature.

That's why they blow on it before they do it. That's why it's called a blow job. But real talk is, are they taking a sip of water to cool it down? No, seriously, Akash water to cool it down? No, seriously.

Akash, what is it like? No, seriously. What is it like just swallowing loads of dick? It's a little warmer than you think. I'm going to be honest with you. It's a little temperate. You know? That's why you got to swallow fast or spit it out before I burn your tongue.

Really? I will burn your fucking... You just swallow it right down? That's the sound you make? I thought you were talking to your cousin That's Alex's cousin What? Wait, did you click?

Did you make him click? Oh, dude Do you think that's why Puerto Rican rican like afro latinas make that like like do you think that's how they suck their teeth so much they're just trying to recreate the click like that's the afro that's the militant part that's the latin x part bro that's how good black rhythm is you You think about that? That black people just talked in beatboxing for years. How crazy is that? Holy shit.

Holy shit. That's so funny. They'd be like, what the fuck you just said, bro? Oh, my God. They're watching the beatbox battles. They're like, yo, that's foul what you just said. That's crazy. Like, actually translate that. A beatbox battle is a roast battle, bro.

It's a rap battle. Bro translate that was a roast battle bro that is a funny sketch they do a beatbox bell but they have the translations on the bottom in swahili or whatever the click languages are yo africans that understand click languages please make that sketch and give us credit oh my god all right what else we got going on i know we got some sports shit that draymond kd shit the draft is Thursday. You want to talk about the Draymond KD shit? Let's talk about it. Akash, bring the story up. What exactly happened?

So, first of all, KD was already in the news a week ago. Right. The media shit. Do you want to talk about that at all? He basically said the media kissed Steph Curry's ass and that made everybody hate him. Okay. And they were against him, whatever. But then Draymond was on some interview and they played a two-minute clip of him talking

about the KD situation. He was basically basically like he never talked to us about it and that made it impossible for us to deal with like steve was like coach kerr was like let's just try to have fun this year but you can't because all anybody talks about is free agency and honestly it kind of makes sense like i i mean like it it was probably a big distraction and you know if he's saying that that's why they lost, he does have a point. You know, I mean, they did lose to a team, the Toronto Raptors, who, you know. They had no free agency issues. I mean, none at all, right?

They didn't have their best player on the team, you know, not under contract for the next year. And, you know, I mean, they totally didn't have any distraction with what he was going to do. Best player in the league actually leave. I mean, yeah. Like, I mean, how could you possibly win? Honestly, how could you win a championship when your best player is not on the contract and not talking about where he's going?

I don't know. I don't know how it's possible. It's a valid point. And especially if you're so, like, you're like an all-time great. You know what I mean? Like, Charles Barkley can't even sit at your table. That's right, because of the rings.

You're so good. You're so good, but you cannot do it. You know what I mean? mean yeah he's out in the finals but you're so good and you still got stiff honestly the raptors are so lucky that they they didn't have to deal with a situation like that because that situation would be crippling you know what i mean like i mean whoa yeah totally man no draymond's a genius bro like and next level self-awareness, for real, dude. This guy is completely self-aware. He really understands not only his team, but the other teams he's playing and what they're dealing with. Yeah, man.

That guy's always been self-aware. That's one thing you can say about Draymond. 100%. He knows who he is. He really does. He understands how great he is. He understands the problems they're going through and what the cause and effect is. He gets it all.

And he understands the real reason why his team lost. Yeah, he gets it. Yeah, 100%. It was definitely the elephant in the room. I think that's what it was, the elephant in the room. It was definitely KD not telling people. That was probably it. Yeah, yeah, man.

Not him being injured and them not having the best player on their team. Yeah, yeah. But whatever. I mean, it is what it is. You know, apples and oranges, tomatoes, tomatoes, whatever. Should we explain that we're being incredibly sarcastic right now or just let it be sure let's let's go ahead and say you're real basically we're basically we're trying to say that draymond green is a fucking retard that he didn't realize that the team that beat him had the exact same situation going on

and they somehow managed to maintain their focus they somehow managed to maintain their focus. They somehow manage to maintain their ability to be a cohesive team unit and manage to topple the Golden State Warriors. Now, the Golden State Warriors were dealing with injuries. That's ultimately. That's what probably did them in. Did them in. But stop acting like this fucking, what did he call it? Like a black cloud over the season or whatever it was. It's like, it's so funny to me how quickly players turn into owners when it benefits them.

Right? Because if it's not your team, you're going to see guys like Draymond like, yo, as players, we got to go out there and get our money and do what benefits us and not sacrifice for the owner, not take less for the owner. These are billionaire owners. They got to do, you know, they do what's best for them.

We got to do what's best for us. We got to get our money. And then when another player that's on your team wants to do what's best for him, wants to be in the best possible situation with the most leverage, come free agency,

when he wants to do that, what is all of a sudden, you're talking just like that daddy of yours right you talking just like the man that pays you well what he should have done is he told us

what did he have to tell you you didn't know what he was doing what did he have to tell you and how do we know he knew for sure he looked at all the situations you didn't have

the best situation maybe because he had to deal with a pain in the ass on his fucking team all the time that wasn't very good but mouthed off like he was maybe he had to deal with a pain in the ass on his fucking team all the time that wasn't very good, but mouthed off like he was. Maybe he wanted to get away from that. Maybe you also told him, we don't need you. So what do I need to talk to you about? You told me you don't need me. You know what really bothered me about this though? You could also

just ask. He never said, we tried to ask him, yo man, what are you doing? That's what actually bothered me more than anything. And I thought there was little things he did. I don't like when people try to twist a narrative and make themselves the good guy and the other person the bad guy. And he said one part toward the end of the thing where he was like, you know, and it's some validity to it. Clay and I also had contract situations. Anytime they asked us what we wanted to do, we would tell them we want to be a warrior for life. KD, this is the part that's kind of Teresa. KD would only not, he wouldn't address address it he wouldn't talk to the media media

at all he would say fuck you to the media yeah then he goes me i actually try to have a conversation with the media blah blah blah and it's like yo what is that like that's some shit where you're like i'm a great guy katie what a piece of shit you want to i actually have conversations with the media katie and it's like because you need more attention. Yeah, and also- That's why. You don't do it for them. You do it for you. Yeah, I just don't.

This is what got Katie to you in the first place. He didn't talk to anybody. Yeah, dude, it is. Of course, you want to start your career and end your career in Golden State because that's where you start your career. You built that thing. Katie didn't. He doesn't have the same dependence, and he knows he'll never be given the same credit and

he only wins a ring on golden state and no team needs you as much as golden state and the other team could use you but golden state needs draymond golden state is not golden state without draymond he gets a lot of credit for that first ring and the second or the first ring right right like that lineup of death him part getting put in the starting lineup changed everything yeah yeah lineup of death lineup of death draymond is the the starting lineup changed everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lineup of death, lineup of death. Draymond is the linchpin of that team. I used to think before they got KD, he was the most important member of their team. Well, Steph probably still was, but like, I thought you could win without any of the

pieces, but Draymond, if he's gone, defensively, they're done. He holds everything together. He got a lot of credit. I think you're giving him a lot of credit. He got a lot of credit. Now, I think we've seen him a bit exposed, but at the time, he got a lot of credit. So, i think you're giving him he got a lot of credit now i think we've seen him a bit exposed but at the time yeah he got a lot of credit so yeah of course i want to stay there i get a ton of credit here i'm needed here more than i've been you wouldn't have this fucking if he went to brooklyn okay he'll be exposed anywhere else he goes yeah this

is where your skill set works and this is where the skill set is most it fits perfectly with this team yeah yeah you get to be an all-star here anywhere else you are going to be a run-of-the-mill regular player you're averaging 10 points a game eight rebounds six assists tops anywhere else which is good just fine yeah it's good that's probably what he averaged his last season something oh yeah i don't think he was doing very well this last without your targets because he's not a great offensive player he's not but he has some intangibles that work incredibly well within that system. So you should stay in that system. That's great.

Now, one thing I'll say is this made me like, I already didn't like KD a little bit for going to Golden State, but it made me notice one thing about KD. Who, normally if a guy's a media villain, which KD always says he is, and he kind of is. There are a lot of his teammates will be like, yo, y'all don't know KD. Shut the fuck up. You don't know this guy like I know this guy. Every media villain I can think of, at least, his be like, yo, y'all don't know KD. Shut the fuck up. You don't know this guy like I know this guy. Every media villain

I can think of, at least, his teammates will be like, y'all don't know this guy. Y'all don't know what kind of person he is. Yeah. You don't hear a lot of that

for KD ever. Yeah. I mean, granted, he left, but Kendrick Perkins don't like him. Russell Westbrook never says anything

good about him. Draymond Green's not saying anything good about him. Steph's been very quiet on the whole thing. Yeah, and he's defended KD a bit, but Steph's the greatest guy ever. who defends. He's not going the whole thing. Yeah, he's defended KD a bit. A bit.

Steph's the greatest guy ever. who defends. He's not going to attack anybody. Yeah, yeah. For Steph, it's not, yeah, I don't know this guy.

Yeah, I don't know whatever. It's KD made the decision that was right for him. PC answer, PC answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who are the teammates

that we know of that fucking love KD? The guys I know that love KD have never played with KD. Kyrie? Yeah. What's the fucking center,

DeAndre Jordan? Yeah. These are his guys it's all guys that he's probably and you know he's probably not a very likable guy he just seems a little angry all the time that's fair jordan was angry yeah but this also is another thing i was gonna say the jordan documentary is really telling the younger generation why our generation hates these decisions so much kd going to golden state lebron going to miami

with jordan wade and chris bosh yeah once you watch jordan and you see who we worshipped that fucking maniacal competitor there is and i'm reminded we used to say this and we kind of forgot there's no fucking chance in hell jordan is teaming up with the second best player in the league or the third best player in the league or top five whatever this is my fucking team and i'm gonna destroy you yeah if you're gonna come to me you're gonna come to me broken because i destroyed you yeah that's why you got to respect kd because he didn't do that at all no that he left golden state because he knows that he would never get the jordan credit if he only got rings there i respect i respect that i respect that he left going there was still

just such a like come on yo now it's unfair low-key low-key i get it bro it's like it's like the same reason why i understand why 100 meter sprinters um take steroids because it's like what if you worked your entire career for something and then this guy named usain bolt just happened to be born at the same time as you and you are not faster than him and you will not get to the promised land but you were fucking a tenth of a second away and maybe if you did pds or steroids or whatever it is you could get that tenth of a second and you could potentially get that gold medal you've worked your entire fucking life for i get why they do it and now but it's more like now you're just gonna go run on the jamaican team

because you say now it's more like if you do that this is more like saying you know what i'm just gonna run on the jamaican team i can't beat hussein bolt whatever he'll get all because steph still gets the credit as the linchpin that's what bothers kd so much when he went to golden state it was steph's team two-time mvp you're a one-time mvp got a championship you don't have one no no two finals you've been yeah but you can't compare the the team aspect to the singular aspect but the point is the credit is still going to go to Steph more than you. It's still, yeah, you got your ring. Sure, sure, sure.

I understand where the credit's going. I'm saying I understand dedicating my entire life to something and then seeing the opportunity to win the thing that I've wanted to win my entire life and then doing it. It's very easy for us to sit here and go, I wouldn't have done that shit. Well, that's not what we worked for our entire life. See, but to Akash's

example, it's almost like if you were doing the 100 meter against Usain Bolt and then since you couldn't beat him, you go and join the fucking relay team with Usain Bolt. So it's like, oh, we won. I couldn't beat you, so now I'm going to win with you. I worked my whole life for the medal.

It would be the same way if you did this. You were on the american relay team the american relay team wasn't fast enough in total to beat the jamaican relay team you were only it's relay versus relay you were faster than everybody on the jamaican relay team personally but the other guys on your team weren't good enough to beat the jamaican relay team so you go fuck it i got some jamaican roots i worked my entire life for this shit i'm gonna go get me a gold medal with that jamaican relay team because i'm better than all those motherfuckers anyway i deserve this shit i get that yeah and then after you get one you go you

know what i'm done i got my ring out the thing i worked my entire life for i did that now i gotta achieve the other goal of taking another team there i understand that i get it i do understand it as well i like no i i this is splitting hairs i would have if he stayed one more year he had the opt-in opt-in run that shit back because we always forget yeah russell wilson's a problem i'm russell rustic's a problem i get that but kd had a bad game five and six if you look at his stat line he shot a horrible percentage in two of the three closeout games still mvp of the series no i don't think he's mvp of the series kd was mvp they don't name an mvp of the conference finals oh i thought we're talking about the finals oh no i'm saying when he lost up three one game five and six he had bad games they were up three one you're you can close it out now this is we're

doing the relay thing you're this is your last leg you got a lead you can close this shit out he had a bad game five and a bad game six right i think he put up points but on a lot of shots right run that shit back one more year we had them i fucked up game five and six we can blame russell westbrook cool i also fucked up let's run this back one more time i know we got those motherfuckers and then at that point if you couldn't do it i'm like oh it's a wrap but when you had them that close but you to me you had them i didn't think it was done forever right but on some level you would understand why someone would do it your argument is i would have given it one more year and his argument was like i've given it enough years this is as good as we're gonna be

i don't think we're gonna do it anymore and didn't they lose harden after that no it was before they lost they had already lost hard they already lost hard so it's like i guess what you're saying is i i just understand why someone do it you just want to cross your fucking promised land yeah to your point actually losing harden makes me understand it a little more because it's like look the front office fucked up we had the golden state squad right we had the squad yeah you traded an mvp you traded my fucking homie so i'm not loyal to you at all fuck you i can see that a little bit factoring into it and like i don't trust you yeah to make the right decision so i don't know if we're gonna get the pieces we need yeah i think they could have man they they i think they could have done it the next year yeah fair enough all

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league yep so that is the nba's development league and he's gonna get paid five hundred thousand dollars for the season yeah i think they can give out like one of those contracts per team or something like that. I believe, and I'm not entirely sure, he can get endorsement deals because he's a professional. Yeah. He can do all these things. And he can get NBA coaching. He can play against NBA level talent. He can not have to focus on a religious studies major that he's never going to fucking use in the first place work on his diet the best part drills they teach them life skills how to adjust to the league financial planning like shit that you don't actually

learn in college with your quote-unquote education yeah that won't like you said religious studies won't come in fucking handy for you as an mba player financial literacy that's invaluable yeah so they're basically teaching you how to be a professional athlete not how to be a college student it's a trade school for the nba right but yeah yeah trade school for them but with life skills yes but it's like how to be a professional person yeah how to be a professional athlete we never had a school that teaches you how to be a professional athlete we've had a school that teaches you how to be a basketball player and they just teach basketball but they don't go,

okay, I should have an account, and this is how I pay my bills, this is how I media train, this is how I talk to people, et cetera. I think it's great, and I think it's a really cool, responsible thing that the NBA is doing. Really fucking cool. Because if I'm a parent that is concerned about my child's future, and I think that they have a shot of going to the NBA, I would put them in that program to

make the five hundred thousand dollars because let's say it didn't work out 100 and you don't go to the league now you have a half a million dollars you can pay for college and you have life skills to go with it fuck the life skills let's say let's say because let's say those life skills really apply to like being a professional athlete right right? And it's like, how do I balance my budget, et cetera, whatever. Let's say you don't work out. You get the 500 grand. It doesn't really work out. It turns out you don't have the skills.

You still have enough money to go back to the real school and get an education. That's amazing. It's best case scenario. So a lot of people are having this conversation right now, which is, is it going to force the NCAA to pay players? This is what's interesting. Okay. Because they don't, just because, losing the NBA is a big amount of money, but it's not their major source of income.

Losing the NBA. Losing college basketball. If they lost college basketball, they would lose a lot of money, but not relative to their big money maker, which is college football. So, I don't think that they'd lose college basketball. I mean, if no one cares about it as much. I think, yeah, I guess you're right. People would still care. And you would still

get the players who, there's going to be people who want to play for a school, always. My feeling, and a lot of people are going, oh, within a couple years, they're going to pay players. Because now they have to compete. And they have the money, because they have the TV rights, right? They sell crazy amount of tickets for the games, et cetera. If I'm the NCAA, I'd dig my heels in and I'd say we're not paying anybody.

I'd let the top tier talent go to the G League, the NBA G League. There's two or three guys a year that are good yeah go for it we don't care the reality of the matter is people watch college sports for two reasons one they identify with the college and you're brainwashed while you're there for four years to really love this institution crazy it's fucking. It's fucking Nazi-level propaganda. It really is. It's insane propaganda, and it's really efficient, right? So you're going to like your school no matter what, but if you remove those,

and the other thing, the reason why people love the NCAA is because that tournament is so exciting. March Madness is so exciting because it's so hard to predict upsets why are there upsets because the skill level is pretty even you have one team like kentucky that doesn't always win and they still have all the elite players but the reality of the matter is there's not enough elite college players to fill all those schools yeah so you get the zion out of here you get

these talented guys out of here. It doesn't really matter. The game level will still be high. It will still be exciting, right? But now it's even more difficult to predict. Now you're going to have even more upsets. You're going to have more 16 seeds beating one seeds in the first round,

which makes March Madness even more exciting. And you're still going to have high-level basketball. It's not like you get rid of Zion and all the other guys on the team don't score. Now you're actually going to have the random 6-4 guard that just goes nuts in college that might not be good in the NBA or pan out in the NBA, but you're still going to get the Jimmer Fredettes. You're still going to have all these guys that will go excel in Europe, but maybe won't be good in the NBA. The one source of pressure could be, a lot of us who are casual

fans, I only want to watch the exciting players. Like, if it's a 4 seed and an 8 seed in the NCAA final and they don't have a Zion, I don't give a fuck. Right. I'm not watching. So if there's enough of those people and TV ratings dip, and then advertising money is like, nah, we're not advertising with you guys. You don't have numbers.

Then the NCAA might be like, yo, the amount of money we would give these kids for scholarship to actually pay them versus the amount we lose for advertising. It's, we got to do this. Here's, go, go. The one problem is NCAA football. There is no G League for football. Yeah. And NCAA football, I think is driven a lot by, I love this school.

I love this school. For sure. School, school. Yeah, yeah. So there, I don't see a G League coming up for the NFL. Right. And if there's not that, then we still have college football. We're still exploiting the fuck out of these kids and making tons of money.

They'll make tons of money. Who cares? I guess what I'm saying is like, how many NCAA athletes that are elite actually pan out? Oh, in the NBA? Not a lot, but I watched college for them. Right. But they're exciting in college.

All these people we watch in college were like, yo, you cannot miss this guy. Yeah. He is electric. He goes to the league and he's a bum. Yeah. You're still going to see the guys be electric is my point. You're going to grab four or five guys out that are going to be in the G League, right? Maybe a bunch more go to the G League. Who cares? Electricity You're going to grab four or five guys out that are going to be in the G League, right? Maybe a bunch more go to the G League. Who cares? Electricity is still going to happen. When you play a pickup game of basketball at the gym, there's one guy out there who's electric. Everything's relative. And the skill level maybe comes down a notch, but it's still relative. So that guy who was an eight out of ten is now going to be competing against seven

out of tens and he's going to look like fucking zion here's a thought i just had though you got to fill up an entire g league so you're taking it's already filled as time passes you're going to take the guys who would go to college even the guys who are seven out of ten will be like oh i could go make a hundred thousand a year the g league i won't make five hundred thousand but they don't make $100,000. There are financial situations here at stake. For example, you might have a $500,000 guaranteed contract for this

guy, right? For one guy on the team. The other guys are making $40,000 or $60,000 or whatever they're making. If you're a decent prospect coming out of New York, the school is going to probably pay you 200 grand under the table. So it's like now a bunch of guys that wouldn't have gotten the 200 grand to go to Auburn are going to get the 200 grand,

and they're like, or should I take 60 from the G League? Fuck that. I'll take 200 grand over here, play ball, enjoy my fucking life. Be king of the campus. Fuck all the bitches I want. Boom. It's a win-win for players. So now the big players

who are already going to be big, they get their money in the G League. The second tier players or maybe like the number twos on the team get to be the number ones

now in college. They get the 200,000. So it's like more. I think this is the best case scenario. It's a win-win for everybody. Get the straight to high school stars

out of college. They're a waste of time in their college. And then let the random guy that would never make it in the league, maybe because he didn't have enough exposure and he was stuck on the bench in fucking Kentucky, give him a shot to blow it up in the March Madness tournament, and then maybe he gets a shot on a team. I think you find a lot of hit and jet.

I think this is great. Zion doesn't need to go to college. You know who does need to go to college? Steph. And maybe we get a lot of sharpshooters that come out of it. Who knows? Yo, you know what? If I'm the guy and I'm not as athletically gifted and I can't lean on my athleticism,

what am I going to lean on? Skill. Skill. I got to pass better. I got to shoot better. You might get a lot of really good role players coming out of here. Because one problem with the NBA, and we see this time and time again,

is you have best player ego without best player skill. It is so hard to find role players that when you do find them, they end up being in the league 20 years. Shane Battier, Nick Collison, Jawan Howard. These guys who have good role player mentalities don't require the ball, don't require to be fed in any certain way.

They just want to go out there and work hard. Now you're going to see those guys sprout up through college and they're going to come in the league and they're like, I'll do what you guys need. I'm not here to take any possessions away from anybody. What do you guys need me to do? I think it's best case scenario as long as NCAA doesn't fold and start paying paying and you know how a coach could probably try to tell like an elite athlete you're not athletic enough to just get by on this in the nba i'm telling you now there's definitive proof if you were athletic enough the g league would have scooped you up love it i need you to work

on these skills all right you can't just lean on athleticism that shit is cute here you want to be a pro learn to shoot learn to pass learn to set a proper screen whatever the fucking fundamentals are learn them i love this this is great i really love this this is going to be really good and yo yes mark i have a question yeah what was the purpose of banning the draft out of high school anyway i think there were a lot of flops right so there's two it's twofold one there were a lot of flops i think there there were a lot of high school guys that were getting drafted really not making it, but were highly touted. Two, NCAA is like, yo, we want the talent.

Let us get the talent. And then the NBA acquiesced because they're like, all right, we let them go there for a year. They do all the promo for these players. So by the time they come to the league, they're superstars. Zion Williams was a superstar by the time he gets the NBA. So now the NBA doesn't have to spend any marketing dollars building up this brand new guy that nobody knows about.

So it was a deal that they both worked on. But now the NBA is like, we got this G League. We can promote a Zion. Matter of fact, it's easy to promote a Zion. It's done already on Instagram. You don't even need to spend that much money. YouTube changed it. YouTube, all these different outlets are promoting these players themselves house of highlights there's 15 year olds they got millions of instagram

followers they got youtube video like mac mcclung or whatever these guys are yeah exactly they're doing it so initially the nba was like it actually is it works to our benefit that they promote these players and we don't have to spend tons of money behind a bus and now the nba is like well now we have our own system and maybe i'm bought in and like i believe a lot of hype but i felt like the quality of the league got better after they did this yeah and i don't know if that's a coincidence but to me we were in like a slow low scoring slugfest league in the early 2000s and now this shit is blossoming into this like it's fun it's exciting past three like so i i did think it was a good rule in that sense for the nba but now like we got the g league i can teach you all that shit anyway and when does the g league operate like

the season i would imagine it's outside of the nba season probably i don't know because don't they call up guys don't they call up guys oh yeah oh please do it during the wnba season please fucking come on i think they would if they didn't own the wmba i think they should do the g league during the off season because we're starving for some kind of have a double header do that summer league though say again then they do the summer summer leagues are interesting because summer leagues only last two weeks yeah Yeah. So they're not even leagues. They're summer tournaments. We got to go to summer leagues.

There's one in Orlando, one in Vegas. Yeah, we'll go to one. Because that would just be brilliant. If you could just have basketball all year round. All year round. 100%. For people who are just like, yo, I don't like any of this butt basketball. And there's that downtime where it's just baseball where you're like, give me something.

And what if I got to watch during that downtime? I got to watch the next crop of fucking superstars and you know why it couldn't happen before because the kids weren't at school right like the ncaa i'm sure would love to put their tournaments they'd love to put their regular season games etc during the summer but the kids aren't in school in the summer nothing's happening in the summer we're like dying for an air-conditioned sport summer nothing's happening this summer we're like dying for an air-conditioned sport so g league could do it we'll see if they step in i think part of the reason why they're doing g league is because they looked at it like a developmental league uh they looked at it as a development i think they're gonna switch it to an academy uh what do you mean so i think an

academy is how soccer works yeah right where they they have these academies that players grow through. So you might get picked up by an academy when you're fucking eight years old, right? Like Barcelona. Oh, okay. So I think that this is the beginning of a basketball academy. This is my assumption. So you might have the Knicks. They have a G League team, but maybe they have, you know how we have AAU?

AAU teams are like these organized academies in high school. Nobody in the league seems to like what AAU is doing. So maybe the G League goes, okay, well now here's our AAU version. Yeah. Right? So we'll have these teams, a New York team that is just the best, most elite players in all of New York, and they compete with the best, most elite players in Jersey and And again, I think the league would benefit from that.

100%. Because you're training these guys with top talent from a young age. That's probably the main difference between the international countries and even like Spanish basketball, Argentinian basketball, all these countries that are like, how are you so fucking good at basketball? You just started playing. Yeah. They probably have something like an academy where we just teach you how to play from a

very young age. Apparently, they have the same system. So Real Madrid has a basketball team that operates within the same facility as the soccer team. So I'm assuming that they just adopted the same program. 100%. And they play those kids at a much younger age at a professional level. Yeah, Luka was pro at like 15, right? 15, 16 years.

If you're good enough, you will play. Where, what? No, I just think Messi got his first contract when he was like 12. Yeah. He got his professional contract at like 12 years old. And that professional contract is probably bought out from some local team in Argentina. Yeah. And that local team in Argentina, the local little kid club gets a piece of his contracts in perpetuity.

Hmm. That's a crazy system, soccer. Like it's really cool. But so that's what they're hedging on. And I think the same thing works with like in the DR. you know how they have like those uh like those leagues for like kids yeah i think that when you get your first contract in baseball you got to pay out a pretty significant sum to the people in dr let me ask you this if we started doing something like that just for fun who would be a 15 16 year old that could play in the pros zion maybe because i assume

to see you have the physicality it's just a physical issue like not a lot of these get lebron yeah it's most of these kids get ate the fuck up they would get ate in the fuck up dude you're right works in europe with these fucking emaciated socialists but i don't think you can do that to a capitalist that has black americans they're not playing against each other. They're playing other youth academies. Yeah, but sometimes the guys are so good that they play in the professional even though they're still youth. Yeah, like Lucas started playing for Real Madrid, which is a good team at 15-16. Yeah, right.

But here, I mean, they had a fucking—you're so small. Yeah. You just get eaten. I'll put you on the block, and I'll fucking break your body. That's right. When you get a zone defense, you can kind of—when you allow a zone defense like they do in Europe, you can kind of make up for weaker guys

and I think we allow zone too but only for like a set period of time so they don't allow anybody to be in the center in the paint there's defensive defensive three seconds as well right

okay and that's what switches shit up oh yeah man we got some motherfucking there was one there was one thing from the Jordan doc that I forgot to mention

so before or right at the start of each episode, he dropped a sneaker. What do you mean? Jordan dropped a sneaker at the start of each episode. He dropped the fire red fives during the first episode. What was the second episode? The black and gold sevens, I believe. Cool. I missed out on the fives.

Sevens, I believe. Cool. I missed out on the five sevens. I'm cool on. But even that, that market is so fucking genius. I don't know who's him and who just whoever. I don't know who's thinking this. Not because I got the alert on my phone. I didn't. Like for a sneaker draft.

I'd have copped right away. Right. And imagine you're like, oh, I'm so hype on Jordan right now. So many people probably just impulse bought those sneakers. Jordan's are back. Yo, they're good, man.

They're good. Yo, it is going to get a surge, man. Jordan brand is going to get a huge surge. I'm hyped to buy Jordan's again. I was done buying sneakers. I'm 36.

So I'm done. I was off Jordan's too. I was like too many people got on. There's too many colorways, blah, blah, blah. But you really see the reason why we purchase things.'s identity man yeah we are and somebody said this is

how i want to take credit for this but this is how jordan changed the sneaker game because it was the first time the sneakers were uh truly marketed aspirationally be like mike it's got to be the shoes it's rain yeah yeah i know uh be like mike it's got to be the shoes. It's rain. Yeah. I know. Be like Mike. It's got to be the shoes. You can be like this person because he was someone you admired so much. And that's why we've been talking about this podcast a lot. When we talk about selecting a sneaker for a type of player, you have to choose a style of play that's aspirational.

That's why I would never give big men most big men traditional big men a sneaker because nobody wants to be applauding back you in bully you and then have a fucking shoot some sort of like contested layup nobody wants that we want alan iverson alan iverson is some of the most ugly sneakers ever made but he was so incredible. You aspire to be him so much that you'll put whatever is on his feet on yours. Like if Zion goes full Shaq mode, full young Shaq mode, that's a sneaker you might want because he's bouncy. Here's the thing. It's like, yo, you could be big and bouncy.

Here's the thing, and this is the only reason why I give you a little pushback. I think his physique is so rare that we don't relate to it, whereas Vince Carter, who had a much more relatable physique, I bought them motherfucking bounce sneakers or whatever it was, Zoom sneakers. Zip-up shits.

Do you know what country you're living in? The most obese fucking country. Every big person will think, oh, I can bounce like Zion if I put those sneakers on. I see Zion as like massive muscles. I don't see him as just like a thick fat guy. Yeah, it's the same way how girls who are fat call themselves thick.

Right, right. I do the same thing. No, I hear what you're saying. I'm just big. He's big boned. Yeah, he is big boned. I hear what you're saying. But that's why like Tim Duncan, I would never give him a sneaker deal.

Nobody's buying a sneaker to play like Tim Duncan. They want to play like Mike, man. I also think there's an excitement to more high-flying shit. Like, the last big man who's exciting, kind of Dwight Howard in the dunk contest. Antetokounmpo. Giannis is the last big man who's exciting. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I guess to your point, you don't really care for his sneakers. I think that he has the type of game where you could be into it because he kind of plays like a guard. He's dunking and he's, like, long. But, like, the average big man, like, I don't want a

fucking um i was gonna say shack wasn't he was exciting for like a split second when he but like zion is taking off sure anthony davis is a great example yeah would you wear an anthony davis sneaker he's not exciting it's not like you have to get me out of my seat it's like irregular like steph's game was i bought steph sneakers because the game was so irregular i think some part of my brain was gone well maybe the sneakers give you a little bit more balance and then you can shoot a three and it better be more my brain couldn't put together why he was so effective why subconsciously subconsciously yeah yeah maybe and jordan had it's crazy the power of subconscious i did not realize i wore jordans yesterday until i got to the studio and everybody was wearing jordan and then i just hit me i was like i'm a

fucking sheep that's what got me i was like oh i'm that's it don't you wear the kairis because of that like you think you can like change direction a little bit about the kairis i did my research on the kairis 100 chance his game is so abnormal he finishes at the rim so well right and he's so like squirmy i was like what happens i did research on his sneakers like we we looked at a motorcycle tire and how there's tread up on the side because you're leaning and you want to be able to have traction while you're leaning and i started convincing myself like on my crossover i actually lean so i don't want to slide out but it starts from looking at this guy who has a game who is so confusing,

your brain doesn't make sense of it. So you start believing that the sneaker has something to do with it. It's no different than a conspiracy theorist. The world is so confusing to you. So you're like, okay, maybe it's flat. Yeah. Or okay, maybe the banks are all this, right? It's the same thing it's like

cognitive distance kicks in i need to figure out what's really going on yeah 100 you know as an offshoot of that i was also thinking how sneaker culture is so big in new york this is the only place it could have popped off where because in new york or a walking city because people see you wearing the shit i was thinking about when i was in texas when i grew up in texas i used to look at like nice cars and be like, oh, I want that because where do I spend most of my time? My car.

Now I don't give a fuck about cars, but I'm on the street looking at people walk and I see nice sneakers over and over again. I see enough of those. I'm like, oh, I really want those.

Yeah, man. Cars are, sneakers are our cars here. It's totally true. It's a way to like show wealth. It's a way to show status just like a car is a way to show wealth

and status. It's something you're extremely harshly judged by yeah you got a shitty car and i imagine a place like texas or california motherfuckers looking at you weird yeah la la 100 you can't have a shitty car in la i remember you telling me you had a corolla rental and you were like man i if i moved out here i could never have this car so i had a toyota corolla when i went to school in california i didn't even care yeah people are looking at the car and i was like who cares like i don't understand yeah like why would you spend extra money on the car that's how i feel about in my brain i'm like why would you spend

extra money on the car like you can't wear it all day yeah i can get a hundred pair of sneakers for less than a car yeah well shift it up every day i'm good yeah i'm the freshest motherfucker out here what are y'all talking about go to a mall just so motherfuckers see your shit yeah if you're in la or texas exactly that's great that makes so much sense i saw a video of these guys in florida trying to break into this house yeah um and then they got shot at yeah by the guy who owned the house yeah but uh they were in slides these motherfuckers didn't even wear sneakers to break into a house they were doing a breaking and entering in slides. These motherfuckers didn't even wear sneakers to break into a house. They were doing a breaking and entering in slides. You saw that video?

Yeah, I saw it. And I was like, wow, you really don't care about sneakers out here, man. Are we the only ones? It's got to be a city that cares about athletics, fashion, black culture's got an impact, and then you walk. It's growing in Europe.

The sneaker culture's blowing up. The sneaker culture's always been popping in Europe. You walk a lot in Europe. But it's blowing up crazy. Even when I was a kid, though, when I was young, young, I remember going, Europe has the illest colorways. They weren't really the illest, but they were ones we didn't have, so we really valued them. But they were always fly with the sneakers.

Yeah, it's interesting, because at the height- They're just catching up on Jordans. They never fucked with Jordans. It was always like a running sneaker or like a sock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They was always on that weirdo. Because, yeah, at the height of it, at the height of the Jordan craze, I was in London and I was like, I could get every pair that I can't get in the US right here.

Yeah. Yeah. Jordans weren't popular to them because they didn't care about basketball. Yeah. The aspiration shit wasn't there. Yeah. Right? But now, are you saying even there it's getting popular?

Yeah. Because I saw this you know that don't rush challenge shit yeah i saw like european girls did a take on it with sneakers so they would show like their sneaker collection and they had some joints in there and then after they do the little little thing where they block the screen and then they come back then they like have a nice outfit with the sneaker yeah none of them know how to dress though right but they have fly sneakers. Yeah. They could not put an outfit together for their life.

You also walk there. You're everywhere in Europe. You're walking. Yeah. Do you think Jordan's the first athlete to ever have like the aspirational sneaker aspect? Like, like before any other athlete? It seems that way.

Before him? Yeah. Like, was there any other basketball player that had like Chuck Taylor or whatever? But like, was there any other athlete that- From my lifetime, I think he was the first.

Anybody want to be like Chuck? Be like Chuck. Yeah. there any other athlete from my lifetime i think he was the first anyone anybody be like chuck be like chuck yeah like any other athlete even the first commercial of the band jordan was so fucking brilliant the nba banned these sneakers we can't show them to you and then it scrolls down i think they cut off before they get to the sneaker but you'll watch the game to see which sneakers they're talking about look up the band jordan one commercial the original commercial it's fucking brilliant jordan came up with that branding of be like mike that was his idea yeah like that was the first time you saw it like oh if you wear this sneaker you'd be like the person oh yeah and that was the tagline it was almost like uh just do it it was a gatorade commercial wasn't even shoes it was gatorade like mike if i could be like mike i'm pretty

sure that's a gatorade commercial there's a made a whole movie about it. There's a song. Yeah. Like Mike. If I could be like Mike. Shit, that shit slapped. Yeah, I don't think people really understand how huge he was. He was the Beatles. How massive he was. Whatever old people talk about the Beatles and we're like, eh, whatever.

That's kids when we talk about Jordan. And you know what the great thing about sports is over music? It's really the only meritocracy yeah right like yes music we can all sit here and go okay there are certain rhythms that are nice to hear no matter what type of human being you are you enjoy them yeah but you could still go i'm not into jazz or i'm not into rock or i'm not into rap yeah you can't say the team didn't beat the other team. Yeah. You can't say at the end of the day, he didn't score more points than that other guy. It's the most simple.

It's conquest. It is at its most simplest form. It's war without casualties, without death, without anything weighing on my conscience. Right. I just watched the most primal thing you can watch. So you know the greatness is qualified. Yeah.

You can't qualify musical greatness. We could sit here and go, Jay-Z's the greatest rapper ever. There's somebody out there who does not like the way Jay-Z raps. You can actually specifically quantify their greatness. Exactly. There's actual numbers. Without a doubt. This team is greater.

It's like even with, and obviously I want to put stand-up out there, right? Even with stand-up, you can make a decision to not laugh you can not laugh if you choose to not like even if you think something funny you can not laugh yeah you can't not see someone win yeah they just win or they don't so his greatness is undeniable he was greatness he he was great at something that is merit-based only that is greatness in its truest form it's gladiator shit low-key one thing that stuck out to me during the doc how i think multiple times when people were talking about him they were like oh yeah he's like the closest thing to god son Son, Larry Bird goes. How do people just say that so casually? Son, Larry Bird.

At the height of Larry Birddom said this. At the height of Larry Bird. From Indiana. Christian Indiana. Oh, yes. Wow. Okay. I wasn't watching Michael Jordan out there.

I was watching God. Disguised. god disguised disguised yeah that's as him crazy like even the most genius people today just compare themselves to other geniuses nobody says oh i'm on god level yeah like nobody's like jordan was the only person people spoke about like that son it's so true it's so true imagine just being so unrelatable imagine seeing a talent so unrelatable that you have to relate it to god you know how like when we can't explain something yeah right we just relate it to the most advanced piece of technology we have right right so we can't really explain how our brains work right so we usually relate it to a computer exact computer and there was a time

before a computer where we related to a calculator a calculator and then before a calculator it's who knows what the fuck it is a company i don't know whatever the best shit you got an engine yeah for a runner exactly it was. An engine for- A runner. Exactly. It was like an engine for a car. Your brain is like the engine to a car. Okay, yeah. Right?

But you're relating it to things that exist. The guy saw a skill that was so amazing, and he goes, there's nothing on the planet I can relate this to. There are no other athletes I can relate this to. There are no other animals. You can't even go, he was like when you see an eagle soar that sort of no god yeah it's god and i that high that's still my favorite jordan highlight is that game the through the legs twice and then finish it's just like and that was just so casual so casual pop up so fast and then he finishes

i'm not gonna lie bird's d was good he stayed with him but he's just against a force that is greater there's nothing you could do his physics at that point god yo he's god you can't it's an act of god but i just saw it was an act of god i can't compete with that i just don't understand how he was so well adjusted man i mean maybe he wasn't because he did have the gambling and the drinking and that kind of stuff and like the excessive, you know, competitive outlets with golf and ping pong and these types of things. But like, he seems so calm every time you saw him in an interview. He didn't seem rattled. He didn't seem uncomfortable. He is the biggest human on the earth in that point in time. And he's unfazed by it. It just seems that he's,

he can't wait for competition. He's not going, oh my God, I got all this to, all these people weighing on me, all these people hoping that I win. Competition is probably the break from all that.

I mean, that is greatness right there. You can't wait for that final moment. Because it's just, I mean, it's also like, if I've been doing nothing but fucking business decisions

and everybody's in my face all the time, this is my sanctuary. This is 94 feet. I'm not going to lie to you, dude. I get that now. Like, people ask me if I'm nervous to go on stage before a show sometimes. The busier I am and the more fucked up shit I got going on in my life, I can't wait to be on stage. Yeah. Because I know that being on stage requires such a singular focus.

I can't think about any of that. I get to leave it all behind. There ain't even room for it. Yeah. There ain't even room for the ocean. I'm just having fun. This is fun. I'm locked in.

Yeah. I guess maybe that makes him lean into the maniacal competitor even more because he's like, oh, when I compete, I forget about all this other shit. that lean that makes him lean into the maniacal competitor even more because he's like oh when i compete i forget about all this other shit right when i'm playing golf against fucking danny age or when i'm playing ping pong against sky pippen or when i'm playing in game seven of an nba finals i am locked the fuck in and i'll have to think about any baby mama drama i don't think about bills i don't think about deals Family asking me for this and that. Fucking cousins showing up out of nowhere.

Fuck all of them. This is it. Let's go. Probably taking all that aggression out on his teammates and the other team. Fuck them. Fuck everybody. Fuck everybody. Think about his fucking cousin yelling at John Starks and whoever the fuck else.

Patrick Ewing dunking on him. You know what I mean? Fuck. I know it's blasphemous for most religions to say there's more than one god but like hindus are you guys locked on the amount of number of gods like can you just add to them i think hinduism is actually one god that takes on a lot of different forms oh really yeah a bunch of different ones but then we do we believe and i think every religion believes this if you like dig it's any human can achieve like god like you can have the qualities of god and essentially like god is

within all of us christianity believes that same shit that's what i said to add michael's i'm agreeing with you like how do you say god in spanish uh dios say again dios dios right why is Say it again. Dios. Dios, right? Why is it plural? It's not deal. Dios mio. Yeah. Oh, my gods. Yeah. Is what you're saying.

Now, there could be like pagan influences where, you know, you're combining waves of speaking about, as language is put together, you're dealing with people who dealt with multiple gods. The Romans and the Greeks had multiple gods. So maybe as Christianity is moving throughout Europe, these things are combined, et cetera. But there is an acknowledgement, at least in Spanish, that it's more than one. Is there any reasoning for it?

Yeah, I just looked it up. It would say that it came from latin and like the romans were like a polytheistic yeah yeah yeah but isn't that interesting like it wasn't corrected and this this was a time where like the church had full reign and full power over language they could have usually said no it's deal yeah there's one god but no they said dios and i remember a kid telling me before i had even really read about hinduism just a white christian kid was like god is everywhere right god is omnipresent god is in this glass god is everywhere why isn't why can't god be in you he's everywhere

god is in you everybody has that and it's like oh and he's even quoted i don't know the accuracy of this and maybe an asshole but there's a story in the bible where i think jesus is walking on water and then one of his disciples starts kind of walking on water and then like falls in after a few steps and then jesus was really disappointed am i talking like an asshole no i don't know i just i think you're describing onward son that's onward that's the movie onward son that's literally onward i see why she got you emotional yeah that's powerful son you're more religious than you know schultz i'm a religious man yo more so than you know i'm not religious but i'm a believer okay word word word say word all right hey mark do you know about that story with god and his homie trying to walk on the

water yeah and like he had little faith and so he didn't couldn't do it and he said in that moment like god was disappointed jesus was disappointed and he's like faith, so he couldn't do it. And he said at that moment, God was disappointed, Jesus was disappointed, and he's like, I think he was disappointed because he's like, you could have done this if you just believed. If you just knew what was within you, you could have walked on water too. Yeah.

What? What, Al? Say it, Al. That's just dumb. Al can't swim, so he a little upset. He's upset. Come on, Al. Talk to us al no there's something you're thinking about al no i just think the story is dumb like you see somebody walking on water what makes you think

you could do it too i think that seeing someone else do it would make me think nah but if you all think he's god's son like he has powers you don't you did it for a few steps though you did it for a few steps nah that's like when you like run and jump you kind of the first foot hits the water nah bro you saw that shit on instagram yeah there you go he walked on water you gotta have more faith al i think jesus asked him to go out oh he did yeah he was like yo come through him al jesus how do you let this white dude school you on religion yo son i don't i've never i've never been religious never yeah like i mean i was forced to as a kid but even as a kid i didn't fuck with it black and latino and you didn't do it huh

i deals meal i deals meal al maybe you should get into god bro i. I'm good. Why not? I pray. Huh? I pray. You do pray. I'm spiritual. God got hair like a white woman? Nah. Who do you pray to? That's the pagan God. What?

Who do you pray to? Nothing. Just like us being. I fucks with that. Yeah. That's fair. Fucks with that. All right.

We should wrap this up, man. Yeah. Is there anything else we want to touch on before we get out of here of here do you care that a rod and jlo might want to buy the mets no i don't care they just have the most like defy latin stereotype marriage ever i like it why they're not married they're not yeah and they're pretty no i thought they got married are they officially married oh i don't know might know. Might be engaged, I think. Oh. Oh, well then, that's crazy that they would come together to buy it. That they're not married.

That's wild. I like it, because then that means the Spanish hole is going to be at the Mets game. Instead of the Bronx, they all come into Queens. You think? Yeah. So, interesting. And you're right there in Queens, so you're going to be going to those Mets games. I'm a Mets fan now, baby. Their marriage got fucked up by coronavirus.

Did it really? Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. What happened? It messed up the date. They got engaged in March and last March

and they're supposed to get married like this March. You're so much better at Google than Ed. It's crazy. Ed would still be typing shit in right now. Oh, bruh.

How old was Selena when she got shit in? What are you talking about? She's still alive actually we gotta go we gotta give eddie a call make sure he's doing all right yeah um yeah man i don't really care about it to be honest with you yeah i think it's yeah it's whatever i mean it'd be cool if it happens i don't think it's gonna happen and she already owned a piece of the dolphins with her last husband she's making some boss moves, man.

Making some moves. She really making some boss moves. She's like Kim Jong-un's sister. Wait, but doesn't A-Rod own parts of the Marlins, I think? Who cares? Fuck him. I think he owns parts of them. I mean, maybe he's a nice guy.

I don't think he could own two teams at once. Or maybe it's Jeter. Jeter owns part of the Miami Marlins. Yeah. All right, y'all. We just slowed this down to a screeching halt at the end you know what i mean but it'd be like that sometimes um akash you want to tell about any shows coming up so you damn man i can't wait till we get some fucking shows back man let's get out there go out there protest you know i mean some nurses they don't know what

they're talking about damn nurses out there really trying to save lives bro yeah let's astroturf some people at a comedy show oh yeah that's the term it's instead of a grassroots uh what is it called a grassroots movement movement it's an astroturf movement because it's fake grassroots but you know what it's always more exciting on astroturf yo because it's fake fake grassroots but you know what it's always more exciting on astroturf yo the game moves faster the game moves faster sometimes you need that turf baby all right what all right guys you should go out and uh protest say what i do protest every single day nah let's come to the studio nah but let's see it like wait like go hang around people might have coronavirus exactly exactly anyway yo we gotta get out of here to do nothing uh we love y'all be good

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