Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - LAKERS GM IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR

Episode Date: May 21, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz discuss Magic talking spicy on First Take, Andrew and Alexx miss their flight, GOT having a terrible ending, Wilder's KO, and much more. INDULGE!!!

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Yeah. Thank you for everybody who's been watching Westerbros. We did a long-form version of that. So if you enjoy this combo, you can check that out as well. So Akash did not like the episode. He was very passionate about it today. I almost demanded to come on Westerbrook so here's the thing I actually wanted Shazazilla for coming through I wanted Kaz and you to come as well because we had Weezy there as well but I was so violently hungover from Nashville dude I've never been this hungover

my entire life what happened cheap was it cheap liquor or you just drank too much? Dude, there is this fucking twat. Okay? This twat at this weird Kid Rocks bar, if that tells you anything about how drunk we were. I was about to say, like, yeah,

you've already given it. We were. Who was it? Twat Kid Rock? I wish. So this girl, I asked for 10 shots of Jameson, okay?

You wanted one? Not for me. Oh, yeah? But for, there were some comics there of Jameson. Okay. Not for me. Oh, yeah. But for there were some comics there who were, you know, just hanging out. And I see her pour the shots with not Jameson with like the bootleg shitty whiskey. Yeah. And I go, hey, I just asked for Jameson. And it's not that.

She goes, no, it was Jameson. And I go, no, it wasn't. I just looked. And then she reaches into the garbage and she goes no it was Jameson and I go no it wasn't I just looked and then she reaches into the garbage and picks up a bottle of Jameson and I go

I can see how there might be Jameson in the garbage you have a bar there's good chances it's gonna be there but you did not and then she just goes do you want him or not

and I was like yeah you fucking beat me bitch I don't know what to tell you I mean what am I I gotta wait another 30 minutes for a bartender to give me some attention

she put down life's draw for a car I'm like do you wanna get drunk or not that's such she bodied me bro I was so bodied by that girl you should've got drunk

at the club dog son well we did that too and I think that's why I was violently hungover I was about to say that's why you didn't make it oh my god

so violently hungover you did come in here looking like Ace Ventura very sweaty that was first of all I wish that he'd say he made, I would have laughed more, but he made that fun of me already. But I do look like Ace Ventura in this outfit, but it had nothing on my show drip. Al?

These videos you guys are putting out are great. Oh, that's the merch. Yeah, the merch videos. Y'all got that shit, bro. I'm kind of jealous I'm not in one of those videos. I kind of want to be in one. Oh, we're going to have y'all in it. I kind of want to be in one Oh, we gonna have y'all in it So who choreographed it? Was it you?

I'll be honest, I did choreograph it I'm gonna be honest, I think you hit the moves a little better than Alex Of course, if he called the moves I'm just saying, he moved a little bit more fluidly He moved like Jagger. That wasn't even dancing. That was more like karate. I'm just saying.

You're the karate expert. Why would we be like kicking in shit like that? Fuck yeah, man. I took a few counts in your head while you were dancing. One and two and three and four and five. I was like, oh, man. He did take that personally. Someone's like, yo, they're saying you out-dance me on the episode. I was like, yes, they're saying that you out-danced me on the episode.

I was like, yes, I'll sing you and I'll dance you, obviously. I got roasted, but that was the only thing I cared about. After we did the video, he had a moment with himself and his blackness. He was like, man, I'm going to get killed for this, bro. I saw him take a moment going, why do I do this? How many takes was it? One take up. One take home.

You're bugging, bro. You're bugging. You got to take at least two takes. You got to look at that. Would Beyonce go with one take if it was a? One take up. One take up. You're bugging, bro. You're bugging. You got to take at least two takes. You got to look at that. Would Beyonce go with one take if it was a good take? Yes. No, she wouldn't. Who's Beyonce's husband?

First of all, Beyonce. She clearly won takes. She could have done better. That's right. Wow. That's right. No. We're not doing that.

She won't take her marriage, son. You could have re-ran that. He'll need it. I'm not laughing. They all take two of the marriage. He cheated his take two. 4-4-1 is the beginning of take two. 4-1-1.

Nah. But the drip. I had my purple drip going. My single mom outfit. It was hard. Son, you have a picture of that for me? No. I asked you for the picture for me on stage.

You videotaped the whole show. He was busy thinking about his dance moves. And the memory cards are in. Nashville? Yeah. Oh, shit. We never brought those back? No. They weren't in the cams are in. I bet you. Nashville? Yeah. Oh, shit. We never brought those back? No.

They weren't in the cams? Nope. You take it out? I take them out the can. Wow. Damn. Trying to be prepared and then I left

the memory cards. I gotta admit, this is how drunk we were. Can I tell you? And then we're gonna get to this. Can I tell you how drunk we were? So we missed our flight, right? Which is normal

when you're hungover, right? Yeah. But we missed our flight from Which is normal When you're hungover Right But we missed our flight From inside the airport You did I'm sorry We were eating Chicken tenders Right

And we're like The flight's at 1210 It's like 1201 We're like Nah we got that We're gonna close the doors On us We rolled up there

Like nah we gave away Your seats Oh shit They closed the doors You didn't check in From the phone We were checked in We were in the airport But you still the doors on us. We rolled up there like, nah, we gave away your seats. Oh, shit. They closed the doors 10, 15 minutes before. We were checked in. We were in the airport.

But you still check in from your phone so they don't give away your seats. It don't matter. Yeah, they closed the door at least 10 minutes before the flight takes off. Damn.

Son gave away our seats. We're looking at the plane. It's still there. Someone else in our fucking seats. So happy. They're so happy. Like, I'm so happy I got to catch this flight.

These guys missed it. It's like sheer's your joy for them Their joy is our desperation Like we're on a slinky Or some shit So we missed the flight I got to spend a thousand dollars To get a new flight

So we can come back Still the most violently hungover I've ever been Alex books the tickets Of course There's two seats left On the flight Okay

One is seat 18D, which is window seat. And the other seat 20D, which is window seat, but at the back of the plane where the seat doesn't move back. Okay? Flights I paid for. Yeah. You went to the back like a gentleman, as you should. This motherfucker put me right in the back.

As you should. I didn't pick the seats, nigga. Ain't it funny how when you got some power, you sent everybody else to the back seats? Think that's something. Reparations. Alex, I'm a black man. I cannot be treated like this as a black man.

Man, it was so bad. Bro, this is how old I am. My neck is sore from headbanging at the club. I was dancing music going like that, and the next day I woke up, I was like, yo, am My neck is sore From headbanging at the club I was dancing music Going like that And the next day I woke up I was like Yo why my neck is sore I was kid rocking it

Yeah You're wilding But I heard Nashville's dope though It's like Vegas or the south Nashville's my new favorite city Tell them Princess Fried Chicken You hit Princess

I hit Princess first time Asshole still sore From Princess That OG joint Not that new shit No no no The OG It's unbelievable

Yo but Real dead We have a story I heard Nationals don't No Don't repeat the story Don't repeat the story Save for Patreon

Save for Patreon Let me tell you Stop I can't get a clue Nah It was a Franks and B's situation Same for the Patreon Same for the Patreon

Oh god When I tell you When I tell you something There is something I could do to make him cry laughing at any point in time for the rest of our lives there's something I could do watch this watch this don't do that When I tell you What we saw Was so

Was so like Like this man is such a piece of shit But we're all a piece of shit But At one point in time My man is laughing It is very Frank Sinb At one point in time

My man was laughing so hard And I said one thing to him Right Yeah He walked out the restaurant And and he walked up the block. Usually, I've seen people get up out the chair and walk away. We just saw him walking up the block to nowhere. I had to keep walking to the last stop.

We'll tell it on Patreon. Yeah, I need to know the story now. We'll delete it immediately after. It'll be up for one week on Patreon, and then it's gone. Oh, man. All right, so I kind of see where this is going. Yeah, yeah. It'll be up for one week on Patreon, and then it's gone. Oh, man. All right, so I kind of see where this is going. Yeah, yeah. I kind of see where this is going.

Now, this is something you want to forget about yourself. Yep. Anyway, Nashville, amazing city, yo. Deadass. One of the best cities. Yo, he's still laughing. He's still laughing, yo. He's just shit on the pieces.

Son. He's a daddy of a fucking movie. Are you kidding me? Son, son, son, son. Are you kidding me? Son, son, son, son. Son, son, son. Son, son, yo. He's a shit on the pieces. Son, do you think that's a reason? He's a daddy that's a fucking cool baby. Are you kidding me? Son, son, son, son. Are you kidding me? Son, son, son, son. Just tell the story. Just tell the story.

No, no, no. We can't do that here. Multiple times. Multiple times. Laughter until tears. But not just when it happened once. On the retelling of it, laughter to tears. Constant.

He's crying right now. Look at him. You cannot imagine. The camera can't see this but Alex is fucking turned to the corner of the room with his sweatshirt

over his mouth and head trying not to laugh he's hysterically I'm a good person I'm a good person yo you know what I'm a white man I was waiting for somebody to break that out one day I wanted to do it You know what? I'm a white man.

Oh, shit. I was waiting for somebody to break that out one day. I wanted to do it, but I'm so glad you beat me to it. It's just that. It's not. Legit. Stop. Legit.

Stop. Legit. One of the wildest things I've ever been a part of. Don't even tell me off podcast. I want you to say it in front of Patreon. I want this live on Patreon. I need to know this story. It's going downs. That's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say.

It's going downs. That's a tongue. That's a tongue. I feel hot already. I feel hot already. I feel hot already I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

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I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. This is how awful it was. I was feeling real good on the second show. And there was a moment where I was about to bring it up, right? And I'll tell what happened. Say what happened. You saw it. He second guessed himself on stage.

Wow. I'll never see you do that. And he stopped himself from telling the story because it was that bad. Wow. He was waiting for me to laugh out loud if that would have been an okay to tell the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be doing that. Because usually if it's an inside thing amongst us, you get a little laugh from your boy, right? Wow he was waiting for me to laugh out loud if that would have been an okay to tell Usually if it's a sad thing amongst us you get a little laugh from your boy right your boys like ha ha Exactly and I was like so we're eating chicken a man and I just waited and I heard nothing I like so I made it was some good chicken anyway

In my head I'm just like please don't please In my head I'm just like Please don't Please don't Please don't Please don't Please don't Please don't If you think that

We lean in here On the live show It's full tilt Live shows are Patreon Right Like live Right Cause it's live

Nobody's there Nobody can tell anybody Nobody's recording Whatever right There's no proof right So we lean in And I even had to pull back Cause there was nothing

I couldn't find it That's a good idea That's a good idea. Yo, you all are good? I don't know how to work it. He looks like a little child. That's a great idea. If somebody fucks up in some way on a show,

you've got to drop the seat and sit on the lower seat. Let's go to the penalty box. Oh, wow. That is fucking hilarious. Seven minutes in a penalty box and then you're right back up. Okay, so then, Pat Patreon, it's quick. Bro, it's almost to the point where, like, I think we might put up just a video of that in the Patreon,

and we'll leave it up there for a little bit. And then take it up. And then we take it up. And then the rest of the episode. I trust the Patreon. I trust that. This is why we're limited in number, so we can have these things up there forever. All right.

Isn't that crazy? Son, I tried to find the funny in it. Bro, we've done eight minutes on regular episodes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I refuse to believe this is real. Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. Oh, no. Watch this. I refuse to believe this is real. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Oh, man.

You see? He can't handle it. It's just one thing. Once y'all find out what it is, it's over, dude. Come on. Come on. Let's switch it. Switch it.

Yo, tune into the picture on this right now. He was doing this. He was going like this. Oh, my gosh. He wanted to keep looking. I caught him. Don't get in trouble. I'm not going to get in trouble.

I'm not going to get in trouble. He wanted to keep looking. He'd be looking at me. I could tell he was looking at me just so he could look away and kind of look past me. You know what I mean? Like, this guy's a wild bro. This guy's taking his shirt off. He's taking his shirt off.

Yo. All right. We're done. We're done. his shirt off. He's taking his shirt off. Yo. All right, all right. We're done. We're done. We're done. He's actually hot. He's behind the camera. He's hot in here.

Bottom line. But yo. Maybe my comedic specialty is finding the funny in the unfunny. That might be what people know me as. I'm on stage like. I don't know. I got nothing. I'm just going to hell. This is a terrible version. I got on stage like. I don't know. I got nothing. I'm just going to hell.

This is a terrible version. I got nothing. And it was just raw awful. Anyway, we'll get into it on the Patreon. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

I don't want to know until the Patreon. Oh, man. Yo. I'm going to get into this. I've never seen you react this way. I need to. That is crazy. Oh, God. Yo. I've never seen you react this way. I need to. That is crazy. Oh, God.

Anyway, anyway. All right. Let's go back. Let's go back. Oh, my God. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. Akash was not happy.

I think that you made very good points about why you hated it. Even though I liked it, I thought your points were all 100% valid. First of all, Bran being the king was stupid as fuck. Explain why. You had a good point about that. He's had zero emotion. He hasn't won anything this whole time.

He's autistic the entire time. Then all of a sudden, they ask about him being king. Do you want to be king? He says, why do you think I came all this way here? Suddenly you want to be king? First of all,

you didn't come anywhere. You got your retarded ass wheeled to the fucking meeting? First of all, you didn't come anywhere. You got your retarded ass wheeled to the fucking meeting. Second of all, why do you suddenly want to be king? This is completely, what's it, not parallel with the story? He's a pain in the ass wife.

Where do you want to eat? I don't care. Well, why are we at Red Lobster? Because that's what I wanted. Just make up your fucking mind, Bran, right? Second of all, in the speech where Tyrion says Bran should be king, he starts the speech by saying, yeah, I'm an idiot. I've been wrong a lot.

I don't know anything. I thought I was smart. I'm not. Don't take advice from me anymore. But I'll tell you who should be king. Don't take advice from me. Here's our future. And then everyone takes his advice. He just

said not to. Also, the dragons melting the throne was so fucking corny, dog. I thought it would have been kind of cool if he tried to burn Jon Snow and he just couldn't because he's a Targaryen. Is that why you can't be? Somebody told me that was the reason that a dragon can't burn or kill

another Targaryen. Well, they're like immune to fire. Remember what's her name daenerys at the beginning when she had the three eight dragon and she burned it all and then she survived the fire so i thought that would have been kind of cool at least and i thought maybe he didn't burn him because he's a targaryen he didn't like he didn't go at him but then melting the throne symbolically is so fucking it was just lazy writing right and that's what bothered me game of thrones has always been. That wasn't even entertaining. Is there any argument?

Sorry, go. It just was, that's just lazy writing. I agree with you. Is there anything redeeming about the idea, like, he wasn't melting the throne as, like, a way to, like, support Dany, but rather as a way to break the wheel, which was Dany's prophecy or whatever. But even then, why does the dragon know that? He's a dog. Like, I love my dog.

My dog's not that smart. Right. So that was my issue, was like, how smart is a dragon? Like, is a dragon smart enough to know that, you know, that Dany really cares about this chair, but not smart enough to know that she was murdered.

Yeah. Right? Like there's a little conflict of interest there, right? Yeah. But I hear you. Yeah, yeah. It would make more sense if she flew off and like ate him. Like did she eat?

Son, one of my favorite memes was, you know that Russell Westbrook? The Russell Westbrook scene. So you know the Russell Westbrook when he's on the bench and he's like, and he's eating his little popcorn, like sneaking it like that.

And then it was like Drogon when he lands after taking Danny and he's eating his little popcorn, sneaking it like that. And then it was Drogon when he lands after taking Dany away from King's Landing. Yo, let me tell you something. One of the most incredible parts of Game of Thrones was Black Twitter finding it. Yeah. Right? And finding it for this last season.

That's not part of any show. Once Black Twitter gets a hold of a show, it's a whole other level of entertainment that you get from it. black twitter finding it yeah right and finding it for this last season any show like once black twitter gets a hold of a show it's a whole nother level of entertainment yes because the memes the gifts and all these things start coming in and like i didn't i didn't it's obvious i didn't watch a lot of the show i didn't watch any of the seasons up until this last season but i saw so many memes i felt like i knew what i knew the gist of what was going on yeah i can speak i speak fluent meme yeah like if i had to watch like a whole fucking like seven season my nom So but yeah, no, I agree with our cars

That's why I like I didn't think the last episode was that great because I don't know the show like that But I do know good TV right and it just wasn't entertaining like I didn't like there was any real say They really think like lazy writing bothers me. What else did you dislike about it that I mean? That's the most important part is Bran being king. You watch it. Also, why are they all sitting together at a fucking campfire? I don't understand how we got here. That's basically a democracy, and then that's not going to happen.

I thought it was funny, though, that they scoffed at the idea of democracy. I thought that was a funny moment. And when she sat his ass down. You know, I've been through too bad. Sit down. Yeah. That was good. This is a funny meme I just said.

Popeye's cashier, you want to wait on spicy? And me, why do you think I came all this way? See? Bro, it adds a whole other element to it. It's all you need. There's, look, my friend also pointed out Robbie Slovic is a writer, and he's just like, goddammit. There's, look, look, my friend also pointed out Robbie Slovic is a writer

and he's just like, I hate when writers suck their own dick and then, in the episode, they talk about the importance of story and he's like,

bro, we get it, you're a writer. You don't need to write it in but you brought up a good point about how that is valuable information.

Oh, 100%, 100% valuable. There's, what is this, whoever opens the book next to Brianne of

didn't let the ink dry tarth gonna be like oh that's funny yo my we were talking on Western Bros that was a wasted scene

that was three minutes unnecessary him adjusting the fucking seats yo this is the last episode you put this in fucking season three right

this is the last episode I don't need four minutes of you adjusting the season and everybody addressing their titles. The Brianna Tarr thing we were saying about like what she was really writing. Oh, that was a lot of good memes.

Yeah, yeah. But we were, you know, just going off on it. I forgot what somebody said. It was something like, it was talking about like hit it and quit it. Yeah, exactly.

Like if she was a real girl that got ghosted, because she did get medieval ghosted. She got ghosted, bro. And like, you're not gonna write great reviews on the dick probably only fits in his sister so so there were some things that were trash about absolutely but it did inspire an interesting conversation we thought we'd have on the podcast cersei was the perfect fit for jamie like

anatomically speaking like it don't get no better i had a joke about that back in the day about the how about brother and sister that's what fits perfect but it's so true there's a uh but but the what we got to go back to the back to the idea of the show it inspired instant combo which was uh what was the best finish what was the best best close of a series and um i you know i i think the best finish, what was the best close of a series. And I think the best close of any show that I've ever seen was Breaking Bad. That's what I said. Yeah, I was going to agree.

It was between Breaking Bad and The Wire to me. I love The Wire. I thought that Breaking Bad was better because the last three episodes of Breaking Bad, fuck, man, everyone got better and every T was crossed and i was dotted and it just kept elevating every so even the final scene even like the little shit that you didn't

even really care about it all came back full circle at the end everything made sense there was no stone yes unturned it was the most satisfying finish and it still hits man yeah yo you go back and watch it now you You're still like, God, I can't wait for this motherfucker to die, bro. There's a scene. The references in that show. This is what? How many years removed are we from Breaking Bad? Six years, probably.

Seven years, right? Just this weekend, I was saying about before a girl comes, she looks like Hector Salamanca in the scene when he dies, you know? Trying to talk or whatever. Yeah. And, bro, that Trying to talk or whatever. And that shit hit in an audience that's seven years old.

It's such a good show. Every season got better than the last season. I've never had seen a TV show that did that. And I was like

one of the dudes telling everybody about Breaking Bad as soon as I found it. So my cousin was like, oh, you're just butthurt about Game of Thrones. I was like,

no, because it's over. You're just sad it's over. They oh, you're just butthurt about Game of Thrones. I was like, no, because it's over. You're just sad it's over. He was saying you're just sad it's over, so you're a man. I love Breaking Bad. It was so sad it was over,

but that was the perfect ending. It was perfect. It was so good. It made me watch Better Call Saul and made me look at it from a different lens. How was that?

I had no interest in that. I didn't care so much for it as a show, but I did care about the world as Gus. You know what I mean? Because I always thought, I was tweeting this out there, I was like, I always thought Gus was the good guy.

Bad motherfucker. Out of the whole show. And if you look at that lens, and you look at Walter White as the bad guy from the beginning of the series, it's a whole completely different show. Yeah. It's a whole completely different way. And if you can do that with any form of entertainment, you're golden. I got to question

Blockzilla's expertise because he said Breaking Bad was trash. Yeah, he said he didn't like, he said he didn't hold up and I was like,

I love Blockzilla but he got to sit down for that one. No, no. He had some interesting takes though. He has this take about, did I say this on the,

no, I said it before when we were talking, right? Right. About how this whole thing was orchestrated. It was Sansa was the real G this whole time and howrated It was Sansa Was the real G

This whole time And how she was Pulling strings to get her family In the power position And that's actually what ended up happening So every move that she was making Was a manipulation technique To get a Stark in King's Landing

She ends up getting Bran there A Stark in the North The Wildlings Jon ends up going there She's the Queen of Winterfell And then she has Arya Going to check out the new lands. And if they did the due diligence and did the show over two seasons instead of six episodes, I think you would have seen Sansa turn into the Cersei.

Because she was cooked up by Littlefinger and Cersei. Of course. She came under Popovich. And Ramsay. Right? So she's like Kawhi Yeah

You know And now you see Kawhi With the Raptors And it's going down Yeah So I'm gonna tell you this Another show that

Doesn't get the credit As far as like Great series finales Yeah Boy Meets World See I didn't watch the end Good You know

I just watched it recently actually Okay What'd you think of it It was good It was good right It was a nice show I didn't like the show When Good? You know what? I just watched it recently, actually. Okay. What'd you think of it? It was good, right? It was a nice show. I didn't like the show when I was a kid. Yeah. But I've watched it now.

Why the fuck are you watching Boy Meets World recently? What's wrong with boys? It's a classic show. Why would you not want to watch it whenever it's on? As a grown adult? Yes. That was a show for kids. Yeah, no, I'm gay.

First off- I just happened- My girl was watching something else, and then we just started watching it. First off, Boy Meets World has different kids. It's a good fucking show, right? It's got a lot of good lessons to learn. Yeah, but that's not a show called that. Especially when they get older.

They deal with a lot of real shit like with Homeboy and the leather jacket. It was actually because she said. The motorcycle accident. Yeah. Everybody says it's a good show and I'm the one guy. I was like, I didn't like it as a kid. So you were like, let me try it again. So I didn't watch the whole thing.

But I watched like episodes here and there and I watched the last few. And the last few I was like, oh, this actually ended well. Because I remember I really liked it early when I was a kid, when it was all fun and games. And then when they got serious and Sean was writing poetry, I was like, I'm done. Yeah, yeah. His father dies and shit. It's too much. It's a brother's relationship.

It's TGIF. Thank God it's Friday. I'm going to try and do this. Same, same. When I was younger, I kind of got turned off, but I stuck with it because I was really invested in Topanga and Corey and shit and them working it out. I love the way it ended. I love the way it ended. That and Fresh Prince.

What was the way it ended? I don't even remember. She got a job in New York and they moved out to New York. Oh, so they went together. They ended up living together. Yeah, they were married. There's a cool relationship with Corey is his name, right? Corey and... No, not Topanga. Yeah, they were married. There's a cool relationship with, Corey is his name, right? Yeah. Corey and, no, not Topanga.

His best friend. His relationship with the teacher. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mr. Feeney. And I think it was important for a lot of kids because they often, you know, when you're a kid, sometimes your best relationship with an older person isn't necessarily your father, right? Sometimes it's your coach or a teacher and i think a lot of kids i think a lot of kids valued seeing that out there you know

and there were moments where you know a kid might be like oh shit i don't have this parent that i connect to and then you see some kid that you look every friday and you're like whoa he's this kind of cool guy who's kind of like me and he has this relationship with with another guy so i think there was like it seems to me that this show touches people in a way i didn't relate to it that much that's what i didn't it's a touching show what are y'all talking about it's a touching show it's a very emotional show like they get you on the heartstrings like everybody has their own certain arc like with eric being like this fucking dumb fuck who finally figures it out like as an older man and shit and like some people hated that he was like borderline retarded and then all of a sudden became

normal or the other yeah yeah like 10 years whatever like yeah it was a good show Alex fuck you alright maybe I gotta revisit it I didn't get any of that you know I just remember thinking was interesting kind of cool cuz you were comic so I was watching the main character be the comic relief. Everybody around him, well, there's funny characters, but like his best friend is like this cool guy who's good with girls. And then he's like this dork who's really funny and over the top. You know, like Will was the cool one.

And then Carlton was the over the top one. Yeah, yeah. Imagine Carlton being the main character. I just thought it was kind of unique from a TV show standpoint. And pretty impressive that he could carry. It's hard to carry a show. Dude, that's what I was saying. Like, he carried it.

And then Fresh Prince, I thought the last season was weak. I don't think Will needed to be there. I think it could have ended with him and Lisa getting married. That's what I thought. But the actual finale where Carlton goes to Princeton and then Will, like, goes off on his own and becomes his own man. I was like, all right, that's cool. Yeah, that was cool. Well done.

Any other show that wraps up well? I thought The Wire, again, season 5, I thought was like, I didn't like a lot of parts of it, but I thought it ended how it needed to end. And I remember telling you that because you watched it after me. And define what you mean by that because ended how it needed to end is different

than how we wanted. Yes, you had to end this show that way. This show, same with Thrones. Thrones, I want a happy ending. I'm a sucker. I love a happy ending. But it's not a happy show.

Some shit ain't happy all the time. If Thrones ended, the last scene, however, a sad scene like Jon kills Daenerys or whatever, it was dope. I'd be like, look, I didn't like the way it ended, but it ended how it needed to end. Speaking of HBO shows, if you're a sucker for a happy ending, like, both sides, I love

the way Entourage ended. I hated that they did a movie. I love the way that it ended where, like, fucking Vince got his shit together and, like, turned out fucking rich. Ari just straight leads the business was cool. Yeah, that was cool. And it was nice and buttoned up. And them doing the movie, I was like, you don't need to do that.

That's how HBO does it. They want to get that bread. And it's a smart business move. It's like, yeah. So what do you think about Sopranos? How does Sopranos work? So I was never the biggest of Sopranos fans. So I really have no stake in the game. Though my buddy Marco, who's on Westerbros,

had something very interesting to say. He goes, the show didn't have any arcs. He goes, even therapy never worked. It's a show about sociopaths right and psychopaths and they exist in this world where they don't actually learn and become better people they just kind of keep on replicating these bad behaviors and he so he's like so the show was supposed to end without any um what what is what is i'm trying to say resolution yeah resolution because there is no

recovery right so that's the perfect ending of the show where most people were like i need something buttoned up and it's like hey the mafia world doesn't button up yeah it's a guy goes to jail a guy dies or a guy continues working the streets but it's not gonna be uh i found my calling and now i'm a better person right right yeah because, right. Because that wouldn't satisfy anybody. I think they would have been happy with him dying. So he finally got got in the most basic way. Apparently the writer or the director or whatever said, yeah, said he didn't, he lives, he doesn't get killed. Yeah, I love that.

Yeah. I see that. I don't mind it in a movie, but if I watch a TV show for six years, motherfucker, I need to know how this ends. I don't want to walk away wondering.'t you love that fucking that never ending like personally i don't live type of life where you can just be like yo and what happened you don't know i don't know the world gets to continue for you in a way but i i understand what akash is saying i can hear

that too i can hear that too but there's something satisfying about a cartoon movie yeah right like there's a reason we love these Pixar movies. Even as parents, we go with the kids, right? It's because like, I got two hour break from life and happily. And then, yeah,

I felt some emotion. Someone probably died. Zootopia, bro. Zootopia's a perfect example. But it's like, boom, and now I'm here and I feel good at the end of it

and I can walk away. Yeah. Whereas Sopranos, that shit, they're motherfuckers that are upset to this day. To this day. We'll get to that too.

Oh yeah. I enjoyed it. Any other finales, producers you guys like? Nah. Was there a telenovela that you watched? I obviously think La Rosa de Guadalupe. El Gordo y La Vaca.

Yeah, that too. You know that? I'm sorry, my nose got so rough. I think The Office is bomb. I thought The Office got so bad, dog. It did get really bad, but the finale was very... They tied it up nicely. So I watched The Office for a few seasons, and I keep...

And my girl loves it, and I keep... I'll be like, yo, I need to finish this show. I was really invested in the show for a lot of years, but I literally cannot get through the last season and a half, two seasons, whatever. I'm like, this is so unequivocally bad. It's just characters that are not as relatable as you've gotten used to from seasons one through seven. But at least Michael Scott comes back. And there's a lot of like.

It's a cute moment. It's like what you guys were saying, I think, about Sopranos or Entourage. A lot of T's were crossed. A lot of I's were dotted. Right. And it's just ended nicely, you know? A good recap. Yeah.

Yeah. Like, especially, like, you're talking about finales that I hated that I can't even go back and watch. Like, I feel the same way about Martin. Martin, for his great, like, literally one of my favorite sitcoms ever created in that whole last season. And especially the last episode. I was just like, oh, fuck. Just put it out of its misery. How does it end?

Fucking, I think, same thing as fucking Boy Meets World. They get a job and they both go to New York, I think, or some shit with Gina and Martin. But like the thing was like Martin was suing Gina. Well, Gina was suing Martin in real life. Sexual harassment. Sexual harassment. So they couldn't be in the same scene with each other. And Martin was still kind of like recovering from like his personal demons and shit like that.

And you could see it on his face. He wasn't as animated as whatnot. And it was just fucking awkward. They had to do so many fucking bells and whistles to make it seem like they were in the same room. And it was just like, yeah, this is, for as great as a fucking show that was, that's just so disappointing that it ended that way.

It's not it. Anyway, look, we got a lot of cool sports things going on. I think maybe we get into some sports. Man, Magic out here being a bitch, but we'll get to it. Oh, we are going to get to it. I'm actually very excited to get to that. I'm glad you brought that up specifically, but first we're going to pay some bills.

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obviously everybody knows magic johnson stepped down from the lakers on the last day of the regular season yes um and uh there was rumors about like him the reason why he stepped down because he got backstabbed whatever he went on first take today and basically told people like, yeah, like Rob Palenka was talking shit about me. Right. He was going around my back. He wanted my job. Yeah, he wanted his job.

And not only was he like, I guess the breaking point wasn't so much like within the Laker organization, but like he was going around like to other people outside the fucking, you know, the Laker family telling them like, oh, yeah, this guy's like. He's lazy. He's not in the office. He's not doing this, not doing that, like talking wild shit. And it's like, bro, you know. He's lazy. He's not in the office. He's not doing this. He's not doing that. Like, talking wild shit.

And it's like, bro, that's Magic Johnson. Like, you don't think he got ears and eyes everywhere? Like, are they going to get back to him? You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, so he went on first take. Fucking a lot more than Barris is. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, Tom today on first take. He was straight up called Rob Palenka, backstabber. Right. Told, you know, the world, like, yeah, the Lakers are looking at Kawhi Leonard and Kyrie Irving for a free agency, pretty much putting all Lakers business out on Front Street on the same day that they announced their brand new head coach and assistant coach, Frank Vogel and Jason Kidd. And when they asked Rob Palenka about this, he's like,

oh, man, this is news to me. I never thought. I'm saddened to hear this. Yeah, which is like, come on, my dude. That's the number one I'm guilty line. I'm deeply saddened by these words. Deeply saddened to hear this. Yeah, which is like, come on, my dude. That's the number one I'm guilty line. I'm deeply saddened by these words. Deeply saddened is never innocent. Anybody innocently deeply saddened.

Yeah. Because who would say that? If you were really sad, you're just sad. Yeah. Nobody describes the depth of their sadness. The number one, just placate the masses. We are deeply saddened to inform you that you didn't get into our college. They didn't give a fuck.

I don't know, man. Magic Johnson doesn't strike. He wasn't even shocked. Who? Palenka. Yeah, Palenka. He wasn't shocked at all. I don't know.

Magic Johnson doesn't strike me as a liar, bro. He doesn't strike me as somebody who would, like, that's the reason. He's been very honest about a lot of things. Yeah. I'm like there's nothing we know about Magic Johnson that he'll tell the truth

about some shit so um yeah I don't see why Palenka didn't just be like hey man if I was him I'd just be like hey listen

like Magic Johnson has my phone number if he felt some way about you know the way he left or the way he felt like he should leave the organization he could've called me he didn't have to go on

first take in ESPN and do all that other shit that's what I would've said Andrew's smiling like he got juice, though. What's the juice? I don't know. I don't know if he does. Rob Palenka is a pathological liar.

This is known. Even a sports agent is a pathological liar? Well, I'm glad you pointed it out. A liar? No way. He is a pathological liar. This is known in NBA circles. Everybody in the league will attest to this.

Now, people don't have access to Palenka, so the people know what they see. He is exactly what you want the face of your organization to look like in many ways. Polished, charming, authentic, handsome enough. Looks like Rob Lowe. He looks like Rob Lowe and the coach of the celtics brad stevens right he's a third brother the middle brother yeah so like so but he basically if magic's

even looking at him he don't trust that mother of course not so so uh but he is a pathological art which means he will say anything to anybody in any moment to get whatever intended reaction he wants so when he's going around bad mouthing magic he doesn't even realize he's doing it we're talking about a true sociopath now you brought up the agency he literally lied and stole from his old agency to create his agency right so within the agent sphere and you know i go through this with stand-up agents all the time like an agent will like me she'll be schmoozing she'll just be or he'll be say right to my face

like i want to take you from your from your agent how do i take you from your agent what can i do straight to my face yeah and then shake my agent's hand a minute later and that agent knows exactly what the game and they know exactly what the game is oh do they know exactly what the game is. Oh, dude, the second I was off Rogan, every agency. Oh, yeah. You were there. So like, so this is how

the agency world works, right? One of the reasons I'm with my agent right now is because I think he might be like one of the only people who isn't in that way. Shouts to TJ.

But, so this guy is pathological with it. He's existed within these LA sports circles and saying these lies. And it's just like sitting down. Oh, yeah. You know, magic's never here.

It's just conversation to them. They're just spewing. He doesn't even realize he's doing that. Son, I was with some agents, right? Yeah. Part of my agency. Not my agent, but part of my agency. And they were telling me about how dumb actors are.

And I'm like, do you not realize that you represent me? Yeah. If you're willing to speak that way about other people you represent me yes this is the type of person that palinka is so how he ascends to the top of an industry is quite curious obviously you have the colby bryant cosign and there is so much to this business about looking the part and being the part and he is the epitome in a lot of ways of looking the part, being the part, and then being associated with greatness. Well, shit, if he finagled his way up into the fucking Laker front office, I'm assuming, you know what I mean, he probably did some sneaky shit to get up there. Some little finger shit.

He's a little finger. He's a little finger. I can see that. But this is the problem with the organization. If you want to pinpoint, like with the Knicks, the problem is Dolan. If you want to pinpoint a problem, it's this guy right here. And you know what? We say this a lot on this podcast.

LeVar Ball was right. You posted a great clip. LeVar Ball was right. Now, was that an old clip? No, it was an old clip. He said this in the beginning, in the middle of the season this year. He was on Undisputed with Skip and Shannon. And he was basically saying, like, you know, I don't think.

This is when Lonzo wasn't getting that much playing time. And, like, LeVar Ball, like, emerged from the shadows. And we're like, oh, here he comes again. You know what I'm saying? But everything he said, Magic pretty much, you know, said what was pretty much true. Like, he was like, yo, like, I like Magic, but, like, he just kind of seems like a face. Like, I don't think he's calling the shots. He's like, honestly, I like Magic, but he just kind of seems like a face. I don't think he's calling the shots. He's like, honestly, I don't even know who's calling the shots over there.

And if you could tell by this offseason, that's pretty much on the money. You know what I mean? Magic was there because he's Mr. Laker, and it's a nice face to put on when you've got an organization that hasn't been the best in the past couple of years or whatever. You bring Magic on. You smile for a few people. And then when LeVar is trying to talk to Magic on some like, hey, what are we figuring this shit out?

And then nothing's happening because he's not the guy that's really in charge. So now you go, well, you're not the person I need to talk to. Exactly. And for that to be Magic Johnson and Genie Buster telling him, heys his tongue, I'm like, hey, you get to do this. You get to call the shots. The thing that he said on first take today was, I was told that the ball stops with me. You know what I'm saying?

I make the final say on everything. Magic Johnson. Magic. And that wasn't what happened. And when he didn't get to make that with Luke, with firing Luke Walton, which he wanted to do. He wanted to fire the Lakers coach, Luke Walton, which they end up doing anyway. But he wasn't able to do it when he said.

Right. There was a moment in, and this is a little bit off, but I want to get back to it. But there was a moment in the end of this interview. If you watch the end of the interview and you will see why magic is a billionaire in the business world. Ooh. The end of the interview, Magic makes, and if you guys want any advice whatsoever on how to deal, how to be essentially a businessman,

at the end of the interview, Magic compliments each and every one of the the hosts specifically on things in their life he goes steven a smith he goes listen you're my man i love you i said i was gonna come here when i was gonna do this and nowhere else i love what you're doing blah blah blah max you got that new boxing show i saw that one with andre man it was so good i just love what you're doing and you're my brother molly you know i love you and i love your husband who is jalen rose because he's a michigan man you know what i mean now you will watch steven a max and molly's faces show me light up and he there this is the brilliance to it now it doesn't work on our level just yet but to be the top yeah and to almost belittle yourself to to and put these other people who are clearly below you on a social ladder but to bring belittle yourself and put these other people

who are clearly below you on a social ladder, but to bring them above you and act like a fan. What that means to people. Oh, it happens all the time. No, no, no, no. I'm not denying it, but it is a class on schmoozing, and what they say about magic

is no one in the business schmoozes, but that is his magic. And when you take that into the business world now you and you have meetings like that where you're meeting with you're just meeting with some fucking like business developers or like some real estate developers who are lifelong lakers fans and they get to sit down magic and then magic makes them feel special they leave there going i want to do business with magic i know this other guy might have more money whatever but let's do the let's do the movie theaters with magic.

I get it. I get it. And there is brilliance of figuring that out because some people put themselves up on top of the castle. You got to know who you are, though. You got to know who you are. And how people see you. And how people see you. And magic knows exactly who you is.

My man said he is not regretful in the media. A man with AIDS said that he is not regretful in the media. When he said that shit multiple times, I was like, what? I was like, wow, he meant that shit. Not nothing? Not at all? Not one thing? Not a thing?

Yeah, no. I mean, and you can tell the longer he stayed with the Lakers, the more that magic about being able to schmooze people and have that fucking aura of magic starts to wane. Starts to wane a little bit. Hey, don't talk to Ben Simmons. Hey, don't talk to Keith D Ben Simmons. Can I also say this? He didn't do a great job himself.

Like, he said he opened the interview saying, I wrote about this extensively. He wrote about it extensively. Yeah, sure did. Kaz, let's not forget what Kaz said. 100%. We've always credited him.

He said he had to get rid of credited him. He got rid of, he said, he had to get rid of D'Angelo Russell because of the whole, you know, Shaggy what's his name? Swaggy P. He called him Shaggy P. Hysterical. That's number one. You don't know shit. Second of all, if there is a

disagreement between you and a guy whose name you can't even get right, you get rid of that guy. You keep the more talented player. You always keep the more talented player. I don't care if you flipped for Kuzma. You had a better player. You passed on Jason Tatum. You wanted Lonzo.

You said that was your pick. You took ownership of that. You act like you were making everything right. You weren't. Right. Your contracts this offseason were not good contracts. Kaz, say more shitty things you did. Lance Stevenson, JaVale McGee,

Michael Beasley, Rayjean Rondo didn't get a single shooter next to LeBron James. Didn't trade for Paul George. Didn't trade for Kawhi Leonard. Didn't go for Kawhi Leonard. Passed on De'Aaron Fox, even though he's a better point guard. He's not good at this. No. Here's the thing, and it's important to acknowledge.

This takes the grind. And he might complain about being only a face, but that's what he would be best at. He is best as the ambassador of the Lakers. Not the president, not the GM, but the ambassador. Be it every single game, be it all the interviews, be it the lottery, be at every public outing.

Just don't be involved in the decision making because you don't want to. Hey, be there telling players to come to the Lakers, but don't be the GM or president where you get fined for it. Just be an asset to the organization. Which is what he was before he came on. Right. Before he came on. I think what happened with him is he was coached by Pat Rowley, and he thought, oh, if Pat can do this, I can do this. You know what I'm saying?

And who knows what those huddles look like? He probably thought he was doing more of the coaching than Pat Riley does. So it's not like this guy knows more basketball than I do. I'm the fucking Hall of Famer. I'm this. I'm that. So Pat makes it look easy. Pat comes in.

We've all heard the stories. He comes in with the fucking Godfather haircut, puts the rings on the table And was like you know Make you all for you Can't refuse type of dude And for a lot of times That works You know but

With Magic And he has a billion Other things going on Like you said Like it's an all in job Like you can't Granted yeah Genie probably said

Yeah you can still do This other shit Because you are just a face And the fact that They're not getting somebody To replace that The president of basketball Operations is giving that shit To Rob Palenka Lets you know Like Where Genie lies You were just a face. And the fact that they're not getting somebody to replace that, the president of basketball operations is giving that shit to Rob Palenka, lets you know, like.

Where Cheney lies. You were just a face, bro. Right. Like, you're a Laker legend and they can't shit on you. And if you want to work there, yeah, absolutely. You give them a nice fucking cushy job, a nice cushy title and make them, you know, make them run that shit. Does this not underscore how bad of a decision it was for LeBron to go to L.A.? You think it's a worse—

How do you let Magic Johnson convince you of anything? I don't think he convinced him of anything. I think LeBron was like— No, LeBron was going to go, but I think that Magic is very convincing, and I think that's the asset, right? I think that Magic is the type of guy that's convincing amongst players you know like if if he sits down with free agents if he sits down with these people then absolutely hey what's up can we help you out uh is this for a minor no yeah other one uh good so

and thanks for closing the door appreciate it so. Appreciate it. So, basically, you have a situation where, like, he's in the room with them, and he's making them feel good, and doing exactly what he did to Max, exactly what he did to Molly, and exactly what he did to Steve and A. Smith. And I think what happens when you leave that room, you go, I do want to help this guy. I don't know if you guys have ever been around, like, elite-level schmoozers. Yeah. Have you ever? I don't know.

Possibly, probably. No, no. There's a distinct difference how they make you feel. Okay. I have a buddy who is an elite level schmoozer, and you wouldn't even know he's schmoozing, but he has a way of making you feel wildly important, no matter what you're saying.

Wildly important. Right. And when you're around a guy like that, this weird sensation happens where you want to help them win. It is a life hack. It is the craziest thing you've ever experienced. And there even be times where in my mind I'm like, why do I want...

I'll tell you this. The person that I could say... All I'm saying is he has that, and then you apply that to free agents. You apply that to people. The reason why it doesn't work in this role is because you can't schmooze another GM that's trying to win, too. Still, the results play his business. You could do all you need to do, but if it's not ending up in wins and losses, you're like, all right.

They're not going, okay, here's Antonio Davis. I like how you smile. Yeah. Anthony Davis. You know what I mean? It doesn't make any sense. What you were saying? No, I was about to say one person I've been around that's an elite schmoozer like

that is Drake. Like, an elite who makes everyone feel like the fucking man. You know what I'm saying? The bottles to Charlemagne. Yeah. The ability to come below him. Mm-hmm. Right?

To come, to drop yourself below the guy who's criticized you. Yeah. Right. Knowing that if I schmooze right, he's going to be on my side. And he had Charlemagne On his side for I don't know A good year Before Charlamagne

Was critical at all That is elite Yeah and he does that To everybody man And that's why He gets so much Businesses done That's why he got

That fucking Raptors gig Like he's the fucking He's the man at that bro Like he goes If he follows you Like he'll follow you On Instagram Compliment you

And then like He'll compliment you Leave a little comment On your shit He'll fucking He'll make you feel like a million bucks after you talk with him for five fucking minutes and that's what that's what outside of like you know being a great musician and like actor whatever like that's what he does when you when you company talent and schmoozing, you have a very unstoppable force. Because most billionaires,

or like 100 millionaires, are kind of dicks. Yeah. Right? And they have to be to function in that world. They don't understand, right, they're like,

I need to take a hard line on this. They're killers. And some people, and it takes elite talent, right? Yeah. Because if you don't have any talent, you're just rich,

we don't really like you. Yeah. You just offer us salvation and security. Yeah. But when you, we love your music. Yeah. Or we love your basketball playing ability. And then you make me feel good.

Yeah. Right. That's where we go. What can I help you? It's like, oh, I'm in. I'm in now? Like, okay, yeah. How can I help you? I want to be part of whatever you do.

I want to be more in with you. Like, here, fucking let's do this cognac. Let's do this clothing line. Let's fucking make you, let's put you on the cover of this magazine. Like, whatever. The deals are, like, that's why they were saying, remember in Drake signed to Young Money. He didn't sign to, there was some guy, Jewish guy. He didn't sign to Atlantic.

He didn't sign to Leo Cohen. Cohen, right? And apparently Cohen was, like was crying about it or something. I forget. He's Mr. Jew. He's the fucking guy. Mr. Jew. No, he is the big...

Mr. Jew. Yo, I'm telling you. If you ever met Leroy Cohen, you ever hear about rappers talking about the man? If you could draw a picture of who that guy is, it's Leroy Cohen. He's that guy. Apparently, he was distraught over this.

It's because he's not stupid. He knows he saw talent and elite. Elite schmoozing. When you take those things and you go, I get a piece of whatever that guy makes. Yeah. Mad at you. We know people like this. I think I do.

We know people like, and then you go start Putting together the pieces Yeah Right You start Yeah And you go Oh shit Because the natural reaction

For most of us right Is to be in You know meetings And these types of things And it's actually a good reaction Is just like How can I be successful In this moment

Yeah Right And it's because We're not bringing Much equity into the meeting But when you have Equity And you come into the meeting Yeah And instead of looking At these people You're in the meeting but when you have equity and you come into the

meeting yeah and instead of looking at these people you're in the meeting with going how can you help me but like wow you guys are really talented and you gotta it's like yeah oh my i think i've even spoken to you about a comic friend of ours who's just like a sociopathically brilliant yeah manipulator yeah i think i think i know who we're talking about and it's i'm just saying like there's you know again i don't know your deal with Jay-Z and your deal with Doomsday, but I bet you if Jay walked up to all you guys, knew a little bit about your life, said this, and he was, and then he was like, listen, we would just would love to be, you know, support you guys, whatever you guys need.

Let's say he didn't even pay you, but he said, we just want to be in business together. We'll figure out some money down the line, but let's just do it. If he buttered y'all up the right way, I bet y'all would be like, all right, Joe. His power is a different. Hov has a different type of power. He'll say little things that aren't necessarily schmoozing, but it's like, oh, my God, I can't believe he just said that to me. You know what I'm saying? It's always about what's next.

It's always about the next step. My interpretation of Jay is always that he's created himself to be so much larger than life that you're still drawn to it somehow. Of course. Like, he went to Kevin Hart's show at Sola Madison Square Garden. Kevin Hart tells a story in Breakfast Club,

and he said, how does it feel? And Kevin Hart was like, yo, man, it's crazy selling out the garden, blah, blah, blah. And Jay was like, no, man,

how does it feel that I'm at your show? And like, that's Jay's magnetism. Yeah, yeah. He's built himself up as that, and we bought in.ay's man yeah yeah he's built himself up there and we bought in it's a real it's a real fucking thing too man like when he comes in like the first couple like combos like he's had like myself like my friends and the crew was like this is just the beginning like a little simple shit like that i was like yo we don't we don't get to it we just get started like little shit like that like it's hope

it's hope it's like cause with him that's what Moses kept saying we're almost there he doesn't need to schmooze us 39 years later like fam

he doesn't need to schmooze us cause like we've had conversations with every single liquor brand in the world and like when a guy who understands that shit immediately

and he came from the same streets you came from and and you're like the fucking... He's almost like a mythological character to any black young man. He's almost not real. It's like, what the... Jay-Z wants to work? Yes. What are we doing?

And on top of that, he knows the fuck he's talking about. And then you're just like, yeah. It's powerful people that have no ego, or unstoppable force. Drake, say whatever you want about Drake. He does not have ego. You need a healthy amount of ego. Yes, he'll have a plane, and everybody's like,

oh, he's showing his stomach off this, that, the other. Sure, sure, sure, sure. But it's his ability to drop himself below certain people and meet them there that allows him to get all this done. He's always found that fucking young up-and-coming rapper from some city or whatever that oh whether it's the baby or migos or and it's not like the new shit and he's like a rapper and an aonor in one person i think absolutely absolutely absolutely that's what he's good at all right um next what we got what do you guys

want to go to we can go to the raptor series. It's about to be quiet for the Blazers. Oh, boy. How wrong was I? Jesus Christ. Boy, I thought it was going to be a great series. So do we talk about it? Let's talk about it. The Warriors? I think it's a sweep easy.

I mean, this is, I think, what I predicted, right? Yeah. I don't know if we saw a sweep coming. Maybe I didn't say sweep, but I thought the Golden State Warriors would knock it out. And I think it's just because they're a harder team to defend with Steph. Yeah. It is more difficult. We've said this all the time. We're like, they're not better without KD.

They're just a harder team to defend, and I know that seems like it equates to better, right? And in some cases it does, in some cases it doesn't. You really live and die on Steph shooting, right? If Steph has an off night, you're off. You cannot win. But if Steph is playing the way he's been playing, right, you know Steph doing Steph things right they're an impossible team to guard because he's hitting impossible shots right you cannot guard impossible right

so Steph literally hits impossible shots that are back breaking for a defense you cannot like there's no scheme right there's no scheme for 30 foot step to the side fading three point there's no scheme, right? There's no scheme for 30-foot step to the side, fading three-point. There's no scheme that defends that, right? There's no scheme to plan for what he does. And when the ball is in his hands even more, there's a scheme to defend against Kevin Durant. It's not very effective, but you know what he's going to do. You know what he's going to do.

You cannot plan what Steph is going to do. When he's on. When he's gonna do and it's like cannot plan what what k what steph is gonna do when he's on when he's on when he's on now you live and die on him being on and off yeah you just can't turn down the turn off the faucet like you can turn you can lower the stream of water with kd you cannot turn off steph steph has to turn himself off there's an interesting tweet that went out today between chris broussard and uh kevin durant okay i guess chris broussard on on Durant. I guess Chris Broussard on Fox Sports Radio said, Kevin Durant's worst nightmare is coming true. Players around the league tell me

they put an asterisk by Durant's two championships. What in the world are they going to think if the Warriors win the championship without him? And then Katie responded, I see a little exaggeration there, buddy. My worst nightmare? Are you sure that this is the worst that it can get? And then somebody said um calm down we know you're sensitive and katie responded you're right let me chill before my sensitivity flare up you were real one bro

and that was the last thing i think andre goddard said man fuck them niggas man and um it's funny that he edits his fuck, but not the N-word. That always wears me out. Niggas ain't a curse word, bro. Yeah, I know a lot of black people who... No, no, no. I know a lot of black people who don't ever cuss, but then they use the N-word just rampantly. It's not a curse.

It's not a curse. It's not a curse. Hey, tell that to a white person. Yeah. Yeah. It's a slur. We do. It's a slur and a curse.

Do whatever it is. But now, with KD, man, one thing people forget to realize when they see this shit and they react to it is like KD's been like a Twitter nigga his entire life. Yeah. Like even before the burner account shit, like if you look at all his old tweets that he still hasn't deleted, which I think is fucking beautiful about him. Like he's just one of us. He's just a basketball crazed regular guy right you know i'm saying so like when people see his shit like this like oh my god is he gonna he's gonna sway him which way whatever back to your point about

the warriors with katie and the warriors with steph you can stop katie you can stop katie you can you can hit him you could you could push him around a little bit. With both of them, they are unbeatable. With one of them, they are beatable, but they are more beatable with just KD than just Steph. That's a great way of putting it. Okay, I like that. Who would you rather have, right? Would you rather have KD injured or Steph injured? Yes.

With both of them, they are impossible to beat. No one can beat them. But with just one? Give me Steph, man. It is definitely Steph. They have a worse record without Steph. Everything is worse without Steph. They're a different team.

It's like Kyler Murray in fucking Oklahoma, bro. The offense just moves fucking different when he's flowing. Right, right. You know what I'm saying? It's like Russell Wilson. It's a different speed to the game where he's got it going, where he's a threat to shooters. He's the quarterback. You take out the quarterback, a team can't really recover that easily.

You know who I see playing better? I don't know if you guys noticed this at all, but Draymond. Draymond is playing his ass off. On both sides. He also lost like 30 pounds midway through the season. He looks slimmer, but have you noticed that he's more engaged defensively? Some sound bites I have uh on the phone i texted these two guys but he basically acknowledged that he used to that he had gotten really annoying oh yeah two things

i he has a quote i was doing more crying than playing and i'm sure it was disgusting to watch like he understood how annoying he got and he knows he's like i'm still basically he's like i'm still gonna be annoying but i know that it got too far. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was interesting. And KD might have something to do with that because it's just not as fun to play with KD. Oh, you're saying once he stopped playing with KD and he started playing just by himself, he realized the difference of his attitude? Potentially. Now, he also, at the end of the soundbite, he said, like, look, I have a fiance who's helping me a lot with that.

I have my kids I have to answer to now if I act a certain way on the court. Yeah, yeah. And so I think he might have just grown up but it is possible him and katie definitely you know they had them a little dust up so right maybe it's just a little more fun to play with steph because it's just flowing and it's more fun to watch it's way more fun to watch and he has more value on the court like when when the game runs when the game runs through him and then steph and clay are moving without the ball even if he's not scoring he's assisting the basket and we all know from playing the game it feels good to set someone else up oh of course even if i don't get

the bucket but if al gets a bucket or you get the bucket, it's like, let's go. If you watch them play without KD, they get more uncontested cutting layups than any team I've ever seen. Why is that? They'll move the ball around. I have no fucking idea. I guess because the way when Steph's a threat and you got to spread that court around and Draymond's got the ball, you will see fucking like Jordan Bell or Andre Gudala. Everybody's jumping screens. They're jumping screens because they got to come over and get Klay. They they gotta come over and get clinty gotta come over and then the back door is available backdoor layups are all fucking and katie's not going back door katie wants it on the

block or katie wants it outside so he's not going back it's not even like he's not going back door he's just he's just he's gravity sure gravity so people he takes up a lot of space just being on the court unless yeah he's like All the way out From fucking 30 feet Like behind the yard From the three point line And he's not effective there Right So it's

It's amazing to watch man They may not be better Without KD But they are 10 times more fun to watch They're right back to like The lovable fucking words That everybody liked

Before they fucking We still didn't like them Before But it is It is exciting It's incredible basketball. And they're going to be fine if KD leaves. And that's crazy.

Not only are they going to be fine, they might be favorites. Yeah. I said that. You might have. Yeah, I think you did. I said without KD, they're still the team to beat. They might be the team to beat. And you know what?

They become more exciting. And we love competition. It is boring with KD because we know there's competition but imagine we have kd somewhere else we have kawaii maybe with the clip like all of a sudden you still have the rockets that are out there all of a sudden there's these interesting matchups the playoffs is going to be a dog fight again it's like basketball is in a very good position it's going to be great it'll be will be somewhere. Jimmy's probably leaving. Every shakeup that happens this summer

makes basketball better. Every one of them. And as heartbreaking as it is to watch the Blazers, who I've been gassing this whole time, get their ass beat, I do have to call out Dame. All of a sudden, he's injured.

He's got an injury on his shooting. Give me an example of this. What is this? He's got the Steph thing, where he hasn't been playing well. The thing we always accuse Steph of, so I got to keep that same energy. Every time Steph has a bad playoff game, he's hurt. And then somehow he has 30 points the next game.

We all forget he was hurt. But then he has 10 the next game. Oh, he's hurt. His finger is hurt. Steph, Dame apparently has a hand injury. His credit is a rip. It's a rip. I saw the injury.

I forgot who fell on him. But somebody fell on him and his chest went on the court, and I think that's where he got injured. He said I'm not going to use it as an excuse to his credit. You let your people leave it. But, yeah, it's a wrap tonight. I think they closed it out handily. We're recording this Monday, by the way. Yeah, I think it's a wrap tonight.

Yeah, man. I mean, blowing two leads in the second half, you're done. The game two, you were done. We're at eight with two minutes left? It's a wrap. If they won that game, this is a series. So my question to you is, if we can move on to the Raptors-Bucks series, maybe do a little ad over here.

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Anyway, let's get back to the show. Raptors bucks, Raptors bucks. Did you guys watch the game? I didn't watch last night's game, I gotta be honest. I was busy being depressed about Game of Thrones. I could not see last night's game. I gotta be honest. I was busy being depressed about Game of Thrones. I could not see last night's game. Why don't you break us down?

I just watched, obviously, reviews. I was told that it was one of the greatest playoff games in history. No, really? It was that good? It was a good game. Double overtime, and fucking Kawhi just put the team on his back.

19 of his 36 points came in, what, fourth quarter and overtime. Fourth quarter and overtime. Yeah, he had some crazy fucking. Put up a dub in fourth quarter and overtime. He had some crazy fucking coast-to-coast buckets where most people would be very fucking tired at that point. Can I say something real quick? Do Jay Williams and Stephen A. Smith need to apologize to Max Kellerman, yo? Yo.

Because they wilded out on Max Kellerman when he was like— Max is good, man. Stephen A. and Skip and all these guys will say shit just to say shit because they got 365 days. I do believe Max believes what he says. Son, more clutch than Kobe. Stop it. They're purists. Son, stop it.

They're purists, and you can't go against the Kobe code if you're a shooting guard and you don't have as many rings. Steven ain't a purist about anything. He plays a character. Cool. You're good at the character, but don't get mad at him. Yeah, you WWE. Absolutely. Max actually believes what he says, and that's not the craziest take I've ever heard.

Yeah, no. Kawhi is absolutely. I don't agree, but you can say it. You can't say it. It's way too early to say that. Why not? It's too early. Kawhi came into the league like second year.

Cas has thought about it. Cas has thought about it. Go, go, go, go. With a team full of Hall of Famers, right, against one of the most stacked teams in history, the Miami Heat, right? Give him that. They came back. Pascal Siakam not playing his best

Kyle Lowry not playing his best. Kawhi Leonard going up against the best team in the NBA. The Milwaukee Bucks have the best record. They've only lost their second game in playoffs this year. Kawhi Leonard has not had the fucking luxury of having a Pau Gasol on his team

a Shaq on his team. Any of these bonafide you are the number two guy. He has one of the historic playoff underachievers in league history as his point guard. And he is three games away from taking a team, his first year taking a team to an NBA Finals that never, ever got over the hump. Can we add one thing to that?

More clutch. Kawhi, Kawhi, going against the best team in the league, arguably, right now, or at least the best record, just to reiterate what he said, is not playing with a single Hall of Famer right now. Not one. Not a single Hall of Famer. And he's going to be... He's playing with an all-star who is a regular season all-star, never a playoff all-star. And it's barely an all-star who is a regular season all-star never a playoff all-star.

And it's like barely an all-star. Yeah. I don't think Kyle Lowry gets in the Hall of Fame. Absolutely not. I don't think he gets in. Absolutely not. Who knows what happens

with Pascal as he goes on with his career but I doubt we see that. He's playing with good players. On top of that Giannis had one of his worst games

of the season. And why is that? 12 points, 8 turnovers. Why is that though? Who's guarding him? Kawhi took the challenge. And why is that? 12 points, eight turnovers. Why is that, though? Who's guarding him? Kawhi took the challenge. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Kawhi took the challenge this time. He turned that faucet off. We turned that water off. He started to turn that faucet off, man. We turned that water off. That's what happens when you unleash the motherfucking beat. Eight turnovers? Yo, there's a moment in the game where the ball is being bobbled.

This is in the fourth quarter or overtime. I know what you're talking about, yeah. The ball is being bobbled this is in the fourth quarter or overtime i saw i know what you're talking about yeah the ball is being bobbled and he picks it up off the ground like it's an orange like it's a tennis ball son it looked like aladdin grabbing a piece of bread son it was nothing for him he one hands it while he's moving in stride lifts the shit up one hand you know those videos where like a dad saves his kid

with his dad intuition you ever see that like he just just grabs the kid that's what it felt like you're looking at and again history

is written you know posthumously or whatever that word is right it's like you know there's a great reference

for Game of Thrones you know it's like the story's written afterwards we already know Kobe's story and it's emblazoned into our brains. But there is a very reasonable situation where Kawhi could go down as a more clutch player. Oh, I'm not saying it can't happen.

I'm just saying to make a claim right now is you can't do it. Why not? You can't do it. Why not? What clutch shot has he hit? He hit a campus. He's 19. No, no, no.

I mean, besides that one. 19 of the 30 points. Kobe's never done it. We can think of many clutch shots. Kobe's had a lot of clutch shots that ultimately didn't mean much. Ultimately didn't mean much. Look at this. Sorry.

Yeah, this is fucking ridiculous. I've never seen anybody pick up a basketball like that in my life. He's had a lot of great Clutch moments I'm just saying It's too early That's all I'm saying It's early That's insane

That's insane Son it's crazy I mean You know how big Your hands have to be To do that shit Bro That is kind of dope

That's fucking nuts And the fact that He can shoot this well with that big hands. Yeah. People don't realize this. Like having big hands, there's like a, what is it called? A return of like diminishing. Diminishing, law of diminishing returns.

Something like that. Like a big hand is good for shooting until. It's too big. It's too big. Then it's really difficult. Yeah. Cause then you're wrapping your hand around where you're supposed to guide it. Yes.

And that's, Kawhi makes no sense. Like he's not supposed to be this good of a shooter, like, with hands that big. Like, ridiculous. There's never been a time where he hasn't been a capable top five player, except for, like, his second year when he was playing with Duncan and managing Obley and all these guys. Yeah, his third year he won finals MVP, and that's when I was like, oh, my God. This is the real deal.

I never saw anybody to this day shut down LeBron like that. Yeah. The best fucking clip because the only thing you need to show anybody about that series

is when LeBron is at the free throw line, Kawhi checks in, he looks over and says, fuck. Fuck yeah. That goes in. I was like,

yo, that's all I needed to say. The water getting turned off. That's what. That's all you needed to show anybody about how good Kawhi Leonard was back when he was on the Spurs. Like, yo, prime LeBron, prime Miami Heat at the height of his athletic power was LeBron. It was like, fuck. Guarding one through five that year.

I'm pretty sure that was the year he was guarding one through five, blah, blah, blah, all that shit. He would guard the center as well? Yeah, there was one game where he guarded 1-5. Insane. Yeah, it was insane. And Kawhi just shut it up.

Now, here's what I would say if I'm a Toronto fan. I'm terrified we're going to lose him. Yeah, you should be. You should be. I picked them to win it all, I think. I definitely picked them to make it to the East.

You said, without a doubt, finals. Maybe you'd even said win it all. And the way they have... There it is. That's have... There it is. That's wild! There it is. There it is. This is peak Braun, too, man.

Wow. In the finals. Braun, hide of all of his powers. This Thanos right here. It really is. But go on, what were you saying? I thought they'd win it all Because I thought The other players would play I thought Pascal

Was going to be the number two I thought Lowry Would be a capable number three Yeah But nobody else Is playing ball And if you're Kawhi And you're like

I already wanted to go to LA What are these guys Going to do to keep me? Because I'm not coming back With this squad at all You'll And listen Do they even have

The cap space to add some If there's one thing That the Raptors have done effectively is made trades to improve their team without cap space. Like getting Mark Gasol. Getting Kawhi.

Doing what was necessary to pick up these players. I think they're the best in the league of operating within the collective bargaining agreement. I don't deny in the very least that they know exactly who they can target and piece around Kawhi. You know who I trade for

if I'm the Toronto Raptors this offseason? Mike Conley. I was about to say it. Mike Conley. But now Memphis has Ja Morant. Or they're most likely going to get Ja Morant. So Conley's on the block. So who do you give up, though, if you're Toronto?

You go Kyle. Kyle, some picks. Why would they want that cap hit? He's not a free agent after this year, is he? If he's coming off the books, that's a trade piece. But if you're Memphis, why would you say, yeah, I'll take Kyle Lowry? So you do Kyle. I do Kyle and someone else.

I do Kyle and someone else. Maybe somebody young. Maybe somebody that they believe in. Maybe who knows. And you basically have Kyle over there to school Morant, essentially. So Ja can start. Kyle can come off the bench.

You give him maybe a deal, do a sign and trade, maybe add a few more years to the deal. He gets a chill. Sorry, real quick. Can one of you guys look up how many years Lowry has left in his contract? It's this one and next one.

And I think he's done. So two years. Sorry, so one. Can one of you guys look up how many years Lowry has left in his contract? It's this one and next one. And I think he's done. So two years. Sorry, so one more year after this championship. Oh, so that's a trade. So if he's coming off the books. If he's coming off the books, then you're thinking, oh, I get $20 million in cap space next year. I can fuck with that. I can play with that.

And you have someone to kind of school. That's a chip. And yeah, that's a trade chip. And now you've got Conley who already works with Mark. And another guy who's not an alpha scorer, but he's just going to hit those open three. He's going to hit big shots too. He's going to do everything Kyle doesn't do. He's a big shot maker.

He's a great defender. Pure point guard. Pure point. That's the type of point guard. You're going to see Mark's numbers go up. Because Mark's only doing nine points a game, but there's a guy who could drop 30. You're going to see him. We have a little bit more?

That's a lot of money. Yeah, he's a free agent. 2019. Oh, 2020. Yeah, on the streak of free agent. Yeah, so next year is $33 million coming off the books. So that's a trade chip. Yeah, so he comes off the books.

And throw on a draft pick or two. All right. Maybe we could play ball with that. That's a sexy trade piece right there, man. I'll take it. And then if you're Kawhi, maybe we can play ball with that. That's a sexy trade piece right there, man. I'll take it. And then if you're Kawhi, maybe I stay with Mike Conley. I have a little conversation

for sure. Now the Clippers are still really fucking in sex. I got to use the bathroom real quick. Please don't talk about to this day until I get back away.

I mean, we're not talking about to this day. But I'll be right back. Yeah. Yeah, man. I still think, do you think Kawhi stays? Gun to your head. No.

You think he's out of there? I think. And I like the Raptors, so I hope he stays. I know Canadians get tight whenever I don't think, because last year I never believed in them. Yeah. I like them as a franchise. I like them as a franchise, too, man. I want them to do well.

But I just keep thinking, if I'm Kawhi, I'm thinking to myself, I wanted to play in L.A. Or whether it's my uncle or me, whatever. Somebody wanted me to play in L.A. and I was convinced to play in L.A. I could go to the Raptors who will get Mike Conley, maybe Pascal who is going to get better, but this year really shrunk in the moment. And maybe he learns, whatever. Or I could go to L.A. that could sign me and other pieces, whether it's another Max guy or whoever, and they got a young point guard, and they got four first-round draft picks.

They could trade that for another superstar or just, you know what they could do. I'll be honest, bro. I'll be honest, man. The more I think about it, the more I think about it, I could really see Kawhi going to the Lakers. I could really see Kawhi teaming up with LeBron, Lonzo. It would be completely redeeming for all the shit I've talked about LeBron. Same.

They could sign him straight up. They don't need to give up any of their young pieces. They don't got to empty the cupboard for Anthony Davis because Kawhi Leonard has already showed you he could carry a team. Yeah, but why would he go now to playing with the most ball-dominant player in the NBA? If I'm LeBron James, I don't say I take a step back, but you realize that this guy is ascending, and you're not descending, but you're staying even. You know what I'm saying?

You guys think LeBron would do that? I don't see a world Where LeBron does that I think he's been humbled I think he's been humbled This offseason You think motherfuckers Learn way too quick This guy be thinking

Guys get humbled real quick Bruh He was the greatest player In the world until December Yeah And you think December to May Five months

Is enough time For him to be like You know what I'm not the best anymore I'll take a step back. I don't even think he needs to be the best. I think best case scenario, he'll look at him as 1A, 1B type of thing. Yeah, I don't think Kawhi needs to be the best there.

I think Kawhi's game isn't a game where he has to have the hand on the ball all the time like LeBron does. Let's try to set up a low stakes bet for us. Okay, low stakes bet. Lakers or Clippers? Yeah, I just think not Lakers. I think Clippers are number one. I say Clippers one, Raptors two, and then a distant three if I can't think of any other teams are who you call. Brooklyn?

Oh, fucking Brooklyn before Lakers even. Yeah? I like them on Brooklyn. If I'm Boston, I think maybe I sign and trade for this guy. I think it's over for Boston. I'm not convinced he goes to the West. That's what I'm saying.

Why would you go to the West? He should really take his time and be like, what's the best fit for me? Yeah. Why would you go out West? You have already shown... If you're in Boston,

you want Anthony Davis or you want Kawhi Leonard? I don't know who fits better. I'm not thinking about that right now. I'm just thinking about player I would want. It would be Kawhi over AD. I don't want... Yeah. Don I'm not thinking about that right now. I'm just thinking about player I would want. It would be Kawhi over AD. I don't want Kawhi just because I feel like he's – what's up?

Don't they need some size? Yeah, but who got size anymore? I mean, like, theoretically, yeah. But Golden State's biggest player is Draymond. I know he's a different dude, but, like, do you need size anymore? I don't even know. Yeah, I mean, maybe you could sign Kawhi for the money you would have used to re-sign Kyrie Irving.

But at the same time, you don't know. If you go for Anthony Davis, you're giving away pieces. You got to come up with some shit. But I don't know, man. I like him in Brooklyn. I like him in L.A. I just don't think L.A.'s fucking front office is right for him right now. Yeah, you're going into a horrible situation.

Why would you go to L.A.? The Lakers. Yeah, you're going into a horrible situation. Why would you go to LA, the Lakers? Yeah, I just think him and LeBron could be like, I think them two alone could win you a title. I mean, look, you go to the Clippers, you could theoretically sign two free agents and then trade four draft picks and some other pieces for AD. And you already got good pieces that you don't got to get part with.

Imagine if they got Kawhi, KD, and AD. It'd be infuriating, but it'd be kind of funny just as the clippers finally winning so it's short term it'd be like it'd be kind of satisfying but they could theoretically do that i think so i doubt katie goes to the clippers though but you're not gonna but theoretically they could do absolutely absolutely that's a world that exists my thing is with them they're the funny shit is the clippers their achilles heel Was their starting five Like you give them A starting five

You give them like Two star players And whatever starting five That they got right now You got Lou Williams And Montrez Harold Coming off the bench Giving you like 18 each

You know what I'm saying You got Shai Gilgis Alexander running point You got fucking I assume they had to give up One of Montrez or Shai For if you're Training for AD

Along with Forfush Yeah But I mean It's a world that exists is all I'm saying. It's a world that exists. It's 1 in 14 million and 6. Or whatever the event's odds were. And that's the crazy thing to think about. Just one.

Oh, man. So who do you think wins tonight between Milwaukee and Toronto? Did they even it up or? Man, I don't know. I'm gay. The Bucs are taking it. You think Bucs can beat the Warriors? Man, I don't know. I'm gay. The Bucs are taking it. You think Bucs can beat the Warriors? No.

I don't know. Warriors, no KD. Giannis. I feel like they got a chance, but it's probably not. You know who it all would hinge on is Draymond. If Draymond can do anything to Giannis, I think, then yeah, it's over. But if Giannis is a one-man wrecking crew, I don't think the Bucs got it. I don't think it goes to seven either way.

I don't know, man. What the fuck does that mean, Eddie? What kind of dumbass observation is that? I don't think it goes to seven either way. Shut the fuck up. I'm kidding. So you think it's either going to be a sweep or you think it's going to be a gentleman sweep? No, he thinks it's a sweep or five or six and either team can win.

I don't know if it's a seven-game series. I just think, I't know if it's a seven-game series. I just think, I don't think it's a seven-game series. It's not the craziest prediction. No, I think Giannis. I mean, the fact that they went into two overtimes. I'm shitting on you harder as a joke, but that's not some bold-ass prediction.

You know that, right? Stand your ground. You should know about this. What do you mean? I was shitting on him as a joke, extra. Stand your ground, motherfucker.

But, like, that's not a hot take. Nah. This series will not go seven. Whoever wins. That's the point of the show. Hot takes, motherfucker. Say some shit

and stand in it. Who gives a fuck? Oh, shit. That's what's up, man. Now you're talking. Stand your dick, fam. That's what's up right there. Nah, I think Giannis, they went to two overtimes.

Giannis only had 12 points in eight turnovers. He played arguably his worst game. It took two overtimes for them to take him out. I think Giannis gets it together again. I think they fucking take it home in Milwaukee once they go back over there. And I do think the Warriors and Bucs go six or seven. I think the Warriors and Bucs go six or seven. I think the Warriors get it to go with six or seven. I think the Warriors get it

because I think Katie comes back. And, you know, but without... We don't know if Katie comes back. My theory is he has a grade two castrain and they're just not saying it. I think so, too. What's the difference? So grade one,

from what I read about it, because I'm so eager for the Warriors to lose. Turns out they're just fine without him. Alex is right. Grade one castrain is a week. Alex is right. Grade one, Castrain is a week. Grade two is three to six,

which is a pretty big range. But is that, KD's not, I don't think, like some super quick healer. So if that's a one month, five week injury. Yeah,

it can't happen. He's not coming back. And it's not worth it. And these series are both going to be over pretty quickly. Yeah. Here's the question. If you lose the first two games of the finals, do you try to force him back quicker?

If I'm KD, I say no, because I'm a free agent next year and suck my dick. Yeah. If I'm KD, I don't even, I don't know he's a basketball fiend, I know he's not ever going to say it, but I just, I sit. You sit.

If I can't go, bro, this is the finals, though. You can't just come back and work your way back into the finals. No matter how good you are. And you have $150 million on the line. Now, I think a team will pick him up regardless, but I think a team would pick up an injured KD. I guess my question is, does a calf strain have anything to do with an Achilles? Like, is the calf straining what happens prior to the Achilles?

I don't know, but I think... So we always hear this. There's overcompensation with one muscle. I can definitely see how if you are straining with one calf, the other leg is working overtime and you could strain the Achilles or something else. So yeah, it's not even the leg that's fucked up that you should be worried about. Overcompensation is what gets you a lot of times. And that's why guys who tear a knee

end up tearing the other knee pretty soon after. It's like, yeah, because you stopped jumping off that one leg. That's what happened with Kobe. You put extra weight on this one. That's what happened with Kobe. He was fucking his shit up. I think he had a bad foot or ankle or some shit. And then that's when the Achilles tore.

And then he tried to come back. It just wasn't the same and shit. And KD knows he's leaving. And he knows the Warriors. I mean, he don't want to stay on the Warriors. But yeah, he's not. I think he's done what he's needed to do on the Warriors. I don't think he want to stay In the Warriors But yeah He's not I think he's done What he's needed to do

On the Warriors Yeah I don't think he wants To leave the Warriors I think he's done What he's needed to do We've accomplished everything He proved the world

That he's the best player He proved to everybody He's the best player in the world Or however he feels That he's the best player in the world And that team is fine Without him And he wants to go

And for real Prove it somewhere else And lead his own squad again You know what I'm not mad At an Eastern Conference Finals Of Giannis and KD every year. Not at all. That'd be all right.

Not at all. Imagine we have Giannis and KD in the East. And in the West, we have either LeBron and Steph or Steph and Harden. Or Steph and Dame. Or Steph and Kawhi. It doesn't matter. The West. Or Steph and Kawhi. It doesn't matter. It's all good. Or Stephen Kawhi.

It doesn't matter. We're going to have bare minimum four epic series every playoffs. Of course. I agree. I think the best bet for the Warriors, if they sweep trailblazers and Kawhi gets into his bag and he stretches that series out in the Eastern Conference, I think KD comes back. But if not, if Giannis takes one in Toronto and finishes it with a gentleman sweep in Milwaukee and the final starts a little sooner than expected,

I think there's a longer break between the conference finals and the NBA finals. There used to be. I don't know if they do that anymore. Maybe. I'm not really sure. I haven't seen. I actually even Googled this. What's the start date for the finals? And there wasn't one that I saw. It just kind of seemed like they had game five if necessary, game six if necessary, game seven if necessary, then game date for the finals And there wasn't one that I saw It just kind of seemed like they had Game 5 if necessary Game 6 if necessary

Game 7 if necessary Then game 1 of the finals So I think if both conference finals are over Take a couple days and then start I can see that He's been out what? A week and a half? Two weeks now?

I would think I think a week and a half I would think Just from a marketing perspective You would want some time Between the conference finals and the finals to sell the story. That's what I would do if I was the NBA.

Give me five days. Give me a whole weekday. Send all these video packages to SportsCenter and do the human interest stories. His cousin died. Jonas is supporting his entire

family in nigeria so now if you don't root for him you hate immigrants you know some story that they'll sign up um mid yeah let's do that let's do uh we're gonna pay some bills and then we're gonna we're gonna come back and talk about a very interesting boxing story about how boxing is quite literally heavyweight boxing is being revived by one of the greatest punchers in the history of the sport. But we'll get there right after I tell you this. Don't kid yourself. There's no such thing as a good excuse for not buckling up. I'm not going that far.

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We don't have to play that video at him but i would like you to get the video up of the knockout uh this guy has concussive one punch knockout power now he is not the most skilled boxer he is not the most accurate puncher he is not the most the best best defensive fighter. He has one thing, and that is one-punch knockout power. And it is incredibly rare in the world that we live in that you find a heavyweight that has this type of game-changing power

throughout the fight. He can knock you out in the first round or the 12th round. A lot of times guys get tired and their power does not carry to the later rounds. This is different. We saw what happened with Tyson Fury. I don't know how Tyson Fury got up from that punch.

Well, he hasn't fought since. He hasn't fought since. He has a fight coming up. He has a fight coming up. And I think what they're both doing is like, hey, let's cash in and then make our next fight even bigger. That's fine. Make your money.

You guys deserve it. You put your life on the line. But if you look at this punch right here that he lands on Brazil, it is the right hand straight on the chin. Oh, my God. Son, it is light set. Look at this. This is straight. I'm surprised his jaw didn't break.

His fucking ear with his fast motion and everything else stayed in slow motion uncanny you are born with this power that's simple as that everybody's fucking reaction it was like it was like hearing a door slam when i watched that shit yeah live you could actually hear it you could hear it uh watching live on tv it's rare you hear a single punch land with that kind. You heard the punch connect. I'm surprised he didn't kill him, bro. I'm surprised he's a dead ass.

That punch kills 80% of humans. 80% of humans, you are dead or you are in the hospital for a very, very long time. I don't know what 20% you're talking to. That's about 98% of it. Oh, my gosh. I mean, this was un-fucking-real. Can I ask you a boxing dummy question? Sure. Why is he not a more skilled boxer?

It feels like he's... I've been hearing this from you about him for years. I'll tell you why. For the same reason that Kyle Korver isn't a more skilled dribbler. Doesn't have the ability? Doesn't need to. He's got one thing that he's really good at, and he doesn't need to do anything as well. What's so special about Steph is that a guy who shoots so well from that far also learned

how to handle the ball. Usually you either handle the ball so well you can get to the basket at will, or shoot. That was a big knockout coming into the league. They're like, oh, we don't think he can handle the ball. He might be a Mark Price at best. Boom. And then he ends up being one of the greatest ball handlers in the history of the game. So when you have concussive power like that, what often happens is not only do you not learn how to box,

you also don't learn how to throw a hook. When guys have one hand that is destructive, like he doesn't really have a hook. Yeah, his form looked, yeah. But that right hand Is a thing of beauty The scary part of it He turns it over You see it Look watch when he lands

And turns it over You see it Yeah Cause when you throw A right hand Right Not only is the torque When you punch with

The pinky and the ring Knuckle It hurts you It's called a boxer's fracture You do not want to hit people With these knuckles You hit people With these knuckles Okay You hit people

With the pointer finger And middle finger These knuckles right here Are like an extension Of your wrist Okay You're not breaking These knuckles

Yeah These right here They break if you punch a wall Okay These right here It's like you're hitting Someone with a brick Okay

And when you punch When you throw an overhand hook It's very easy Or an overhand right It's very easy To turn it Look to turn down and then hit with these two but what he's doing is twisting into the front two knuckles that's what i wanted

to ask you because it almost looked like he didn't even get all of it oh son like look at this raw that is raw and there's probably another angle where we can see see if you want another almost look like he pulled i don't know if his head was just fucking strong, but it almost looked like he pulled it a little bit afterwards and still knocked him the fuck out. He didn't follow through all the way. Am I correct? Maybe. I mean, look, look.

He shot it out there quick, right? It's not something he loaded up on. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It didn't look like he got all of it. It didn't look like a... You know what I mean? Look over there. But he knew he was out.

Watch this. He knew he was out watch this he knew he was out he just knew it the second he landed he knew it just turned around like steph curry like i'm not gonna watch you yeah this is all right there man everybody's face raw is just like this guy this girl over here she's going crazy's crazy. He's got legs like mine and an upper body of a fucking buffalo. Adonis.

Yeah. So he's a perfect example of like punching power comes in a bunch of different ways. Obviously Mike Tyson was like a compacted fighter.

Yeah. Mike Tyson would actually make an unbelievable MMA guy. Really? If MMA existed now because there's that whole grappling situation

and like when you have this kind of length it's not good. You want kind of a compact body for that close quarters throwing and that kind of stuff. Check this angle out. But yeah, let me see it. Go. The same angle. The same angle?

Yeah. Oh, thanks, bro. So you can figure it out. But when you talk about Boxing specifically If you look at Real power punchers Outside of Tyson Like a Tommy Hearns

They're long Skinny It's lanky And the power comes at the End of a long punch Okay Like even for me When I start

I've been kickboxing and stuff So I'm starting to get my like Power and timing and stuff back And The power isn't From Like you know one you know foot away the power is me keeping you at the end of the jab and then me extending that the whole way and it's almost like you're letting a fucking bow and arrow go right you know and like a guy like that who is just long and thin if you're at the end of that punch, it's a dagger, bro. It's over. Here it is.

Here we go. Look at this. Watch it. And... Wait, wait, pack up. It was a little back up for a little bit. They spread them apart. I don't know.

The first round, Brazil already looked tired. What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, they had... Boom! My God. Jesus Christ. Blinding speed, too, man. Jesus Christ.

I don't even know what it feels like to get hit that hard. I don't want to know. I've been, you know what? I've gotten punched in the face, but not that hard. No, no, no. I've never been hit that hard. But I have been hit where the room spins. And Floyd talked about it when he got hit by Mosley.

He was like, what happens to that? He goes, the room starts spinning. But he was so comfortable with that feeling. He'd experienced it so much. And what happens is when you get hit that hard, at least for me, when I was hit really hard, I thought it came from the other side. Like when I got hit with a straight right, I thought he hit me with a hook. That's how wobbly you are. I saw the white light once.

You saw the white light? Yeah. It was funny. It was eighth grade. We were about to take a regents exam. Yeah. And so I have my Afro out, and these white kids in the back of the class are like throwing little pieces of paper and shit like that and so when i turn around to see what the fuck is happening a pencil hits me right in the forehead

and i lose it and it just so happens the kid who threw it's his overgrown giant sitting in the back of the room so my first thing i go and grab the uh garbage can and i just chuck it at him and i hit him he comes at me a straight forward to my forehead Jesus Christ next thing you know I'm against the blackboard I saw the white light for a second and then I'm against the blackboard and then I lost it and then I beat his ass teacher I punched him I punched a teacher yeah I lost him and you became a cop after that that's how you know you know you get hit hard, though. You know you got hit hard when you start fighting someone else.

Yeah, yeah. I'm done fighting you. I got to beat somebody. Anybody who got in the way was getting swung on. Fuck that. But the best part of the story is that they bring us to the principal's office. The principal was panicking because that test has to start at the exact time or whatever. And they're like, yo, nobody will get in trouble if you guys just apologize and go back to the room or whatever. They let me go back to the room

And I got like a 96 on that God Imagine you didn't get concussed before How bad are New York City schools That your badass got a 96 on that shit It's the Regents They didn't make damage Yeah no

One time in high school My freshman year of high school I got like Punched by a power forward Like in the locker room Like we got It's like some I don't know

I was making fun of him He's like a big He's like a big fucking He's like 6'6 It's different Strong motherfucker Matter of fact his brother Played for the 49ers

Who? Anthony Davis The offensive tackle I don't know He's a pro bowler Whatever Anyway Yeah no

He punched me Square in my jaw And it was the first time I almost fell After getting it Yeah No, no, no. He's a pro bowler or whatever. Anyway, yeah, no, he punched me square in my jaw. And it was the first time I almost fell after getting it. Yeah. But, like, I caught myself and I was going to school in Jersey. And I was on scholarship and I didn't want to lose the scholarship. Right, of course. And I was like, if I fight back, I'm going to lose my scholarship.

My mom's going to kill me. So I had to sit there and eat the punch and just walk out the room. Wow. And, yeah, and that kid got kicked out the school because everybody saw it. Everybody saw him just walk away from it. And I felt like such a pussy for years. I was like, God damn, I really was. I'm looking at you now.

I'm looking at you a little sideways, guys. I hate it, though. I ain't falling, though. I ain't falling. He's a big motherfucker. He's not powerful. He's like 6'6", 250. That's when you grab a garbage can. No, you made the right decision right there. Don't lose the school. Yeah, I felt like a bitch, motherfucker. He was not powerful. He was like 6'6", 250. That's when you grab a garbage can.

Yeah, well. No, you made the right decision right there. Don't lose the school. Yeah, I felt like a bitch, though. Over that shit. Who cares? Now that guy's homeless. Look at this fucking shot, man.

Here it is in slow motion. Steps into... Night, night, motherfucker. You're going to bed. You're going to bed. Jesus. When your head hits the canvas, when you don't even have control your neck legs It's just like where what and why you're dead and you died and you died and

You died look at my man got up so fast the second he knocked him out watch this shit You know everybody like a door slamming dog. Oh my goodness I like you know boys try to get his phone up right on time. I know he's pissed. Nah. This guy right here, he got his phone up just at the absolute worst time, like just as it happened. Didn't get it for the Instagram story. Nah, you know he's gone.

Look at that shit. And he's dancing. Look at my man dancing right now. Fuck out of here, bro. So he's late. First round. First round. He's with the games we're missing, bro.

He's with the games we're missing. Anthony Joshua don't want it. Nobody wants it, B. I'm telling you. Tyson Fury. I don't like to say nothing bad about Anthony Joshua because he's a fellow Nigerian. But. Sorry, fam.

Don't do it. Don't do it to yourself. Don't do it to yourself. You mad good looking. You don't want this smoke. You mad good looking. He's a handsome ass dude. He's a handsome motherfucker.

He's well spoken. I went to the UK. He's like the LeBron of UK, though. He literally is. Everywhere. He sells everything for that. But don't do it to yourself. You're not made for this.

Keep on fighting Polish fighters and Russian fighters. Keep on fighting bums that we can't pronounce their last names. That's what you should do until you retire. You do not want any of that because that's what's going to happen to you. You're going to get hit like that. And we know – here's the thing. We don't know if Anthony Joshua has a chin. We know that Wilder does.

Because my man Wilder took Luis Ortiz's punches. And Ortiz can fucking crack. He can throw. Yeah. So we know for a fact that, one, he's not deterred by power. And he's going to come down. And if he connects, which he will, you're going to go down. Oh, my God.

Son, you're killing him. I'll never get used to it. That's death. And it's wild. How much to go around with him? How much to go around with Wally? Around? Yeah.

One round. I mean, I would actually die. I'm not doing it. How much? You cannot pay me enough to die. If I had children, I would say this is what I could do Take care of them forever Right now 10 million

There is no amount of money I'll do it for 10 million 10 Look at me There is no amount of money So you can just try to run The entire round I'm not saying look me in my eyes

I'm saying analyze my body 10 million Yeah but just try to run the entire round That's 3 minutes you just gotta run 10 million Bro 100 million I'm doing it for less

How much? I might go like $200,000. Are you hurting me? What's going on? Andrew not paying you right? Alex, I paid you too much for you to do $200,000. No, just because I think it would be fun. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the whitest shit you ever said in your life. I'm going to tell you straight up. Extreme sports. Yo, do you remember what that billy club felt like in Sweden? I ate that shit. You did? Yo, Al might be ready you did yo al might be ready

al real talk might be ready for deontay wilder got hit and kept going son i'm not gonna get hit with that i'm just gonna run yeah but he's fat like he can he can he can catch here's the thing you in there i'm only looking at the right hand you know how cocky i am how i say i could do anything i ain't even gonna say I could go around the world And be like Like real talk That's three minutes dog That's not nothing

And he don't get tired Grab onto the leg Like No What are you saying What are you saying I just gotta last three minutes That's it

The ref could Break us up the entire round I just gotta last If we're doing 10 mil I'm giving him two of my 10 mil Just like yo Just don't kill me Nah you can't You can't Just don't kill me bro I'll par down. You know what? If we're doing 10 mil, I'm giving him two of my 10 mils. He's like, yo, just don't kill me. Nah, you can't.

You can't. Just don't kill me, bro. I'll pardon him. You're so Nigeria the bet. Just don't kill me, bro. Your pants are so Nigeria. That son of a fucker already found a scam within the hypothetical. We don't even got someone raising 10 million for you.

How you got a scam in the hypothetical, son? Alex, think about this. If you cover your face, if you just like, I could eat whatever, your ribs are just wide open. No, I'm not thinking I'm doing that. He just breaks all of them. How do you think? A ring not that big. And he don't get tired.

He don't corner you, bro. I just hold on to the arm. Just hang on it. Yeah, but this is something you don't understand, right? Do I have to survive the round? No, you don't. You could get knocked out. But here's the thing.

All right, boom. First jab, I'm like, oh. Maybe there should be some sort of thing to see if you did get knocked out. But here's the thing. Boom, first jab. I'm like, oh. Maybe there should be some sort of thing to see if you did get knocked out. So here's the thing. Here's the thing with this. He doesn't throw full power, right? Because he's concerned that if he doesn't land, the other guy could land on him. That's not a fear with us.

With us, there's no fear of the counterpoint. He's just going to go in haymaker because he knows if you, me, Kaz, Akash land, even with our most powerful shot, he's going to walk through it. He's going to walk through it. Not mine. Son. Not mine. Not mine. I'm not going to lie.

Not mine. I'm knocking him out. See, you beat me to it. You beat me to it. I'm knocking him out. See, you beat me to it. You beat me to it. I'm taking him out. All I got to do is watch out for that right hand, right? All you got to do. All you got to do is watch out for that deadliest fucking right hand I've probably ever seen in my life.

In boxing history. In a history of killers. And he's a legit psycho, Deontay, because y'all saw him knock out the mascot? Nah. So he was on Mexican TV, right? No, no. There was the troll thing, but this is different.

He also says he wants to kill somebody. That's very feasible with me. Absolutely. So he goes on this Mexican boxing show, right? And they bring out a mascot dressed up as...

Yes, watch this. Okay. So here's the clip. The mascot is dressed as... It looks like a Pringles can. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why did he do that? here's the clip the mascot is dressed as it looks like a pringles can why why so

so he goes now pause pause pause pause pause pause pause now he does karate now the question was now the deal was now it's on mexican tv so he don't know what's going on the producers ain't really talking to him the agreement was with the guy dressed in the Pringle suit is that he was going to take a shot to the stomach. Okay? Now play the video. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why?

Why? Look at his fucking face. Face. Look at his feet. Look at his feet. Oh, my God. Son. Oh, my God.

The producer. Look at the producer. Oh, my God. Look. So the producer, look at the producer. Look at this producer right here. He goes, oh my god. You're not supposed to hit him there now. Look at his fucking feet. The big ass guy. Son. Son.

Oh my god. Son, he's dead. Yo, he's legit crazy. Son, he's dead. Oh my god. Oh, he's lost it. So the guy, if you look it up, he broke his jaw. He broke his eye socket.

Like, all sorts of fucked up shit. Like, irreparable damage. I think he might be, like, crazy. Like, real bad. Dog, I'm not doing the round, bro. You can't pay me enough. You can't pay me enough. You can't pay me enough.

$400? You said $400. I rethrowed it. I got it. You got to tell me how much reconstructive cosmetic surgery is first. Times that by, like, 12 at least. Son. And I'm still probably not doing that shit, bro. Bro Times that by like 12 at least. Son. And I'm still probably not doing that shit, bro.

Bruh, that's a life insurance policy. I'm kicking him. I'm kicking him. All right. Would you do it if you wore the headgear that has the bar that covers your mouth? He's still knocking me out. No. I would do it with that.

I'd do headgear, yeah. For how much? Like serious now with headgear, yeah. Five million, I would do it for the bar that covers my mouth. I'm going to get concussed, but it's five mil for a concussion for concoction. I would do it with pay to go snowboarding and shit like that I almost died during concussions in my life. I'm gonna get CT For a headgear that's like a helmet like an NFL like lineman helmet where the face mask goes all the way up Yeah, then I'm in I need like the JPP helmet with the full fucking mask and then you shredder shit

Yeah, then I'm in. I need like the JPP helmet with the full fucking mask. With the shredder shit? Yeah. I need that shit. Yeah, he would still kill me. He would break a rib. And even with that helmet thing, you'll still get concussed. Because it will just be like the NFL where your brain shakes within it.

You just won't get the, what is the term? Superficial wounds. So you won't be black and blue. You won't get cut. Your black and blue is just inside your fucking brain. Inside your brain. Which is the worst. Yeah.

Well, goddamn, I'm good. I mean, this is insane shit we're talking about. Like, this is like... I'll try being a millionaire other ways. Listen, hey, Alex. I'm not trying to do this. Alex, if you want Deontay Wilder on the podcast, we can probably make that happen. We can probably make that happen.

He can pick you up in a Pringle suit. One shot. Wait, really? I feel like you'd be into it. I'll take a push. Fam, you are crazy. No, you're I'll take a punch fam you are crazy no you're not stop Alex I wouldn't even let

I wouldn't even let I'd let out if he does that like he doesn't even play around he celebrated you see him yeah

like a primal roar after that he said like I'll take a punch in the arm maybe in the arm and that was in that was in a dress shirt in the arm absolutely how much you do for a punch in take a punch in the arm maybe. In the arm? And that was in a dress shirt. In the arm, absolutely.

How much you do for a punch in the arm? Punch in the arm? 200K. Punch in the arm. You're paying 200K to get a fucking Charlie Hortz? Nah, he can probably dislocate your shit. How much punch in the arm, Akash? I would love to see him punch Akash in the arm.

Akash would go flying like a fucking Jet Li movie. Dude, I would pay money. I need a cool meal for that. For a punch in the arm? Look at his arm, bro. His whole body would just shatter. He'd look like the Night King. He would RAUB.

That shit would be done, game over. A punch in the arm? Yeah. Scary sight, bro. He would R-A-U-B. That shit would be done game over. A punch in the arm? Bruh. Yeah. Scary sight, bro. Anyway, he's what the game's been missing, bro. I'm a fan. I'm glad he brought heavyweight boxing back.

I'm glad he's terrifying. Especially American heavyweight boxing. We have an announcement again. We got to make sure we do this on the beginning of the next episode. June 10th. Yes. Oh, is that the game? June 10th.

Kaz, Andrew. June 10th. One-on-one. Monday, June 10th. We, is that the game? June 10th. Kaz, Andrew. One on one. Monday, June 10th. We have this officially locked in, correct? June 10th. Well, where's the location? We don't know yet. That's Alex. So, I got a court, but it just can't fit a lot of people. We can just be us.

I got one of those as well. I got one of those as well. Well, I got a full, but you don't need a full. Yeah we'll invite a couple we'll invite a couple well I got a full but you don't need a full yeah I think a half would be fine half is all you need I think what we

we might and then Akash you and I should talk and like I'll let you see it so what you think because there is a world where people could watch

behind the glass we'll tentatively have a couple of patrons there potentially but we can't promise just now depending on the situation it's got to be indoor

because my body can't handle outdoor but that day is solidified perfect that's our tentative day June 10th if we can lock that in

Alex let's lock that in June 10th one on one so the idea is we're going to play one on one and then come here and record an episode

oh it's right away exactly so we can get the reaction it will be no showers just coming in no coming in hot you won't need one it's gonna be that quick it's gonna be that quick So we can get the reaction. It will be fresh. No showers? Just coming in? No, coming in hot.

You won't need one. You won't need one. It's going to be that quick. It's going to be that quick. It's going to be. We're going to do a lot of standing still. Zoom 10. It's on.

I can't wait. I can't wait. Where the barns got? Can't wait. So just real quick, I want to do just shout out some dates, if that's cool. Do it. Do it, do it. We're going to be in Columbus, Ohio, the Columbus Funny Bone this Friday and Saturday. I love Columbus, man.

I love that club. Best chicken tenders in the whole country. And that means the best in the world because I don't think the world does chicken tenders. So make sure you come out to those shows, man. And then after that, we're going to be at the Helium Comedy Club In St. Louis St. Louis, Missouri We're going to be out there And then after that We're going to Ann Arbor Michigan

And then we're going To San Francisco Man San Francisco Y'all being crazy man Just selling out These fucking shows dude It's unbelievable Thank you so much

We just added a fourth show In San Francisco So now we got two Saturday Two Sunday Gobble up the tickets to that While they're still around And then The Andrew Schultz Say what?

No I just said whoa Dude it's crazy man San Francisco showing love Soandrewshultz.com for all that man and thank you guys so much for like your suggestions for the dropping in series that's just been so helpful you know thank you cam williams i did his podcast and uh he helped us shoot some stuff for the for the shows in nashville man that was so much fun thank you everybody took us out in nashville and um all the comics that were there that was so much fun Thank you to everybody Who took us out in Nashville And all the comics That were there That was so cool

And just go to the Andrew Schultz For all the tickets Toronto We got that second show Available Gobble up tickets to that New York

Boston All of them Keep on getting the tickets Let's get them high Let's sell these Motherfuckers out Right away Shouts to Monster Energy

For an outbreak For sponsoring the tour But yeah Appreciate y'all so much Harkash Nothing We're working on a little tour for me I will announce dates as it happens We got one locked in we're gonna keep getting more as we go

Nice This Saturday wrestling fans I'll be in Las Vegas At StarCast 2 At the Wrestling with Stereotypes panel With Kenny King, Chris Bay, Marty Bell And Willie Mack Shout out to my guys Andreas,, Halle, and Kel Dansby from the Sporting News for putting that together.

And this Monday, Memorial Day weekend, Ducey Palooza, Brooklyn, New York. YG will be the headliner. Special guest Young Nudie will be performing. OG Chase B, Austin Mills, Mick, DJ First Choice, Where's Nasty, DJ Steph Cakes, hosted by Lowkey, Chris Stiles

at the Brooklyn Mirage. VIP tickets are the Brooklyn Mirage VIP tickets are sold out Silver bottle tickets Are sold out GAs Very limited left Killing it Get them shits Before they're gone

Also I can't help ya Get ahead of that Real quick Also What's it called Don't forget Kaizen Effect

Make sure you watch that Yes Every single week And What was I going to say? Also, the merch. Everybody keeps DMing me about the merch.

The merch is for the live shows. All right? That's where you get the merch. It's a live show. And I know that our fashion, our little fashion walks that Alex and I have been doing have been slapping, right?

Because we run this fashion shit. Okay? Shouts to Mark for cooking up the merch. Shouts to Andrew for outdancing his black counterpart. First of all, black and Latin. That's a double whammy. Yeah. You know what I mean Latin That's a double whammy Yeah, you know what I mean?

I'm taking out double whammies You know what I mean? Look at this My people, my people Look at your hands and your waist You're so unsure Son, look at that shit Alex is a little stiff, right?

Yeah, he is I've never done white dances before Oh, that's a white dance? That's not a white dance, bro That's a white dance right there Son, did you see the hips get into it a little bit more? That's a Michael Jackson light kick a white dance and you see the hips get into a little bit michael jackson like it hey and wait for it and drops anyway so the stay sleep tea the uh the the anti-social justice warrior tea we got the hezi tea the matador tour and we got the cancel cancel

culture hats that's a hot hat that's a hot hat man we really killed it man so and we try to cook up something a little specific for each date. Imagine the light-skinned face at the end. Yo, that shit is serious. The light-skinned face. Hey, remember that video?

Anyway, so they're available at the live shows, man. So gobble them shits up when you can. I appreciate y'all. And then, you know, we'll do it. You'll get them

when we come to your city. Simple as that. Appreciate you guys for listening every single week, man. Yes, sir. Play Grint 2. No easy buckets. Analysis by assholes.

Water-cooled commentary for your sports needs. We are motherfucking here. We're not playing around. Spread the word. Spread the flagrancy. Long live it. Peace. Yeah.

God bless.