Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Lil Yachty on Drake Beef, MrBeast Controversy, & Most Embarrassing DM

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

YERRR we got Lil Yachty on the pod to show us the best DMs he ever sent to famous people, he explains why he wants so many kids, what his favorite kind of white kid is, & how he handled talking to Drake about the Kendrick beef. All that and more in this episode of Flagrant. INDULGE 00:00 Intro 00:49 Yachty meat pics + Flying them in anywhere but Australia 2:52 Yachty mom’s calls + we love all women but… 6:04 Belly button is your 1st mouth 7:14 If you write lyrics about men, is that gay? 9:29 We invited Mitch onto the podcast 10:34 Yachty can’t tell Whites apart 12:40 Becoming a father + caretaker for his friends too 17:19 Yachty Captain Planet clan 18:58 You’re allowed to pose + Whites love jerseys 20:43 Yachty has a white slave 22:33 Andrew explaining his content + wild hypothetical 28:16 Meat beat proficiency 30:06 We love the WNBA, Kysre especially + Boat hating 33:37 Yachty’s DM to Kysre + 100 off the court 38:36 Boat DMing all the Whites 41:34 Andrew’s worse DM + Mark’s BBL 48:11 Dr Umar + Jalen ain’t gonna be happy 51:22 Drake is that guy + Yachty’s regrets involvement 54:10 Songs leaking = inevitable + marketing too 56:29 “Poland” success + audience see through gimmicks 58:34 Boat collab with Coldplay + fav. Whites 1:01:45 “blow me like a cello” + everyone’s fault 1:04:12 Jay-Z would never, hookah, cigars & veneers 1:06:26 No butt play cos we might like it 1:08:35 Yachty doesn’t eat properly + can’t trust Dov 1:13:25 MrBeast is the GOAT + Boat to join the crew 1:17:10 Rihanna is a G + Yachty only just listened to Jay-Z 1:18:17 Drake is the man 1:20:43 Yachty loves Bobbi Althoff + Sketch too 1:23:56 Doja Cat + Boat understanding the internet 1:25:46 Showing love + memories of XXX 1:29:48 Ye’s wife + Drake back to acting? 1:32:59 Drake effect is real + doesn’t charge for a feature 1:36:56 Own clothing line + never felt boredom 1:39:44 Yachty’s skin routine + we’d do anything for Mitch 1:43:04 Wife with 0 v 100 bodies? White neighbour cookies 1:46:19 The White Party, White activities + we love Saucy Santana 1:51:06 Yachty wants to be in movies + Nolan’s openers

First off, let me make the record clear that I love women. All shapes, sizes, colors, black, white, yellow, green. What about trans women? I'm telling you, Drake gonna be the president one day. And any n***a who ever sells some shit, they're going to jail. How hard would that be for you? He didn't give a f***. He was genuinely unfazed. I mean, in the day, that n***a is still richer than all of us.

Just look at her, man. I mean, she's like a supermodel. She never responded to my DMs. What you throw out there? Let's pull it up. That's not a good one. We can't just say can I explain this to you? I want to work for that Right there was that I looked at her stats unless a Chicago sky

Average one point is a free She has 100 off the court She averaged 100 off the court. I'm so... Do you have dick on the internet? I have no dick on the internet. Have you ever sent a girl? I've never sent dick. I do not send dick.

What about FaceTime show it quick? Flip up? No, that's great. That's wicked. You gotta do that. I don't have that comfort. I don't. There's no girl that you were just FaceTiming

and then boom, boom, and then done. I just don't have that comfort, bro. I don't know. There's no girl that I have that, no. That's a drunk activity. I'ma just get you here. I'ma just get you to me. But what if she's in a foreign land?

What if she's in a foreign land and you just wanted to show that Americana? What's foreign? European. Yeah, she's in Ghana. She's in Sweden. We'll get you here from there. North Korea, what if she's in a foreign land. You just wanted to show that Americana. What's European? Yes. Yes. Yes. She's in Ghana She's in Sweden get you here from there North Korea Well, she's in North Korea places hard to get you here from his Australia. Wait, why just too far off light? So what if you show it to him? Yeah, that's not a hoodie down. I gotta get there Do you find we fly them coach sitting upright for 18 hours? I'm not coming

No, I mean depends who we're talking about. I've only messed with one chick from Australia and she wouldn't come. Why not? It's far, bro. It's not, it's, what is it? It's 18 hours. 18 hours, but to meet you? Yeah.

Who the fuck am I? You're gonna spend more time on the air than you're gonna spend with me. Oh, you're saying that she's going right back. I mean, that's crazy. She could hang out for a few weeks. Sightsees. A few weeks? Sightsees, see America, America's beautiful You should hang out for a few weeks. A few weeks? See America, America is beautiful. Weeks is crazy. I'm not married. Weeks is crazy. I said weeks right? Yeah you said weeks. Y'all are misogynist bro. Bring a girl from Australia, let her

hang out first off. I want to get you a cool five days or something. Five days is insane. No but not with me. Yeah just just, you know, you're here. One day to her and then... Give her a key and then you go on the road. She's fucking and sucking other niggas. That's not your business. What do you think she's doing in Australia? What are you doing here?

I'm working. Forward time. But you can't fly a girl that sucks someone else off. That's crazy. So what you think gonna happen if you fly here and didn't say, I gotta go back to work? She's gonna go shop. She's gonna go see America. she's gonna see America. She's gonna go fuck

You think women have sex? No, no, no, no magic trick, but my phone one pocket. I'm gonna get out of here with the mom Put on speaker We can't talk to missy odd. Oh She said, Mom. Put her on speaker, finally. Yeah, put her on speaker. Fine, I'm gonna call you back, don't you? Oh yeah, come on. I gotta go. Come on, we can't talk to Miss Yachty? Y'all look crazy. First off, let me make the record clear that I love women. Beautiful women, all shapes, sizes, colors,

black, white, yellow, green. All sizes. I love thick women. All sizes. I love beautiful. Miles. I love beautiful big women. I love super dark women.

I love white women with freckles and orange hair. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going down to say that. I love Asian women. You really want to be a hero today. Is this in order? Would you rank them? What's going on?

No, no, no. I'm telling you. You ready? Here it is. Here it is. What about trans women? I love trans women. I love trans women.

I love trans women. I love trans women. You open this door. You open this door. I respect all trans women. OK. I respect all. You open this door. I respect all trans women. Okay. All?

I respect pronouns. Really? See? I like this guy. What are your pronouns, bro? I am extremely media trained, brother. I can tell. I'm here and I'm good for it.

Okay, fair enough. When you say you like big women, how big are we talking? I go off beauty, bro. But like, what's the biggest you've ever been with? Yeah, give us some kilograms. What's the most kilograms you took down? I actually haven't been with a big woman,

but I would. How many stone? You would, well, no you wouldn't, cause you would've. No, I haven't because it hasn't permitted it, so. You grew up in Atlanta. Yeah, but Atlanta, I mean, what you saying? Atlanta's full of fat people? They got tons of fat bitches.

The South in general has more fat people. As a Texan, I can say that. Is that true? Oh yeah, yeah. I mean, you've been walking around New York. Texas is filled with huge people. Yeah. Fat state, dude.

Texas has big. I'm in good shape over there. Yeah, that's big belt people in Texas. Let's bring up some Thicke and see if he would. Look at that one right there. You're looking on Google though, bro. Go on Twitter or go on fucking, what's the one? Pornhub.

Jesus Christ. Holy shit. She's pretty. Why, but even the inflection. I could show you some. I could show you some. Your voice did get higher. I'm telling you, I could show you some pretty big ones.

Would you get on top, would you let them? Yeah. You would let them get on top? Yeah, I mean, I've never done it. So it'd be like- I was with a big girl once and she was on top and I couldn't get her off and I had to ask her if we could roll over together. That's fine.

I can fuck with that. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you gotta have conversation. Yeah, you do. I'm with it. I remember we were walking back. We're getting somewhere. We'll look at that.

But then you go, hee-vo. No, no. Look at that. You're into that. I'm not mad at that. We got to see what the tits look like, though. Yeah, we do have to see what the tits look like. I mean, that's just...

She's covering the tits. I don't like the tits covering. Yeah, that reminds me of these, like, baking channels I have. Is that just on your deep, that's on your TL? Yeah, it just popped up. Why did JD Vance come up when you put in? Sick.

Oh, oh. No, I can't fuck with that. Why not? No, Sick. Oh, oh, I can't fuck with that. Why not? No, I can't fuck with that. Oh, no. It's in the fold. It's in the fold. It's crazy. In the fold.

And she's playing with her belly button because she can't reach the... I've never seen that. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, that's kind of funny even though that's possible. You know your belly button is your first mouth. Did you know that. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that's kind of funny even though that's possible. You know your belly button's your first mouth. Did you know that?

That's true. That is scientifically accurate. What do you mean? I mean, that's how you got food when you were inside. The umbilical cord. Yeah. Attached there with your baby. Yeah.

That's how you get your nutrients. Yeah, I don't know what that has to do with this, but. I'm just saying. I dig that. But, you know. This is just science for you to know, really. Yeah, it's just a real quick scientific fact. But if you ever ask a girl, like, yo,

let me put it in your first mouth. Nah, y'all niggas freaky. Y'all old. Y'all assholes are old. So I get it. Y'all niggas. That is head-taking. You get old, you run out of shit to do.

You got hit the first mouth one time. The OG head. You got to teach him. You got to teach him. Yeah, I'm. Yeah, what are you young guys up to? What are you guys doing? How are you 25?

I'm 20. I'll turn 27 next month. Oh, my bad. Okay, so I was doing some research on you to prepare for this piece of high art that we do here, the journalism, the level of journalism we do here. And I was looking into your origin story. Okay. 2015 to 2016 is one of the craziest years I've ever seen from an entertainer.

Yeah. Well, my 2015, 2016 years are insane. That, yeah. Yeah. Yo, let me ask you a question. So there's all these things that you were like writing lyrics for the City Girls or whatever like that. I don't know if that's true or not.

Yeah. Is that? I wrote an Act Up song. Okay. When you're writing like sexualized lyrics for a woman, is that gay? I don't think so. So do you think about it? That's like asking a screenwriter, is it gay when he's writing like a sex scene and it's two dudes. Well, yeah.

That's gay. You just described some pretty gay. I'm just describing gay sex and then thinking about gay sex and then writing about gay sex. That's like saying you suck a dick as a gay. No, no, no. Sucking a dick versus writing someone sucking a dick is different. He opened his mouth four inches. It's almost more gay. It's not. To write the detail about it.

It's a letter. It's like a diary. To write the detail about it, it's a fainting sort of top. It's like a diary. The head opens. I'm just saying, it's like, bro, no one looks at an acting like, oh, he's gay because he did a gay scene. Bro, there's a fucking, yes, they do. I love this one.

Brokeback Mountain? Let me tell you about it. Gay? Who's in Brokeback Mountain? Those gay guys? Those two gays? They were running around the field, gay as fuck about it? Okay.

All right, let me ask you if that's true. Sound one and I got one for you to watch it all. I got one for this. I got one for this. If Das not gay, all right, Jake Gyllenhaal was one of the guys in Brokeback Mali. I just watched his newest TV show, Apple TV. Yeah, shout out Jake Gyllenhaal. He's a great actor.

Okay. I think one of the best. He really is nice with it. Yeah. Now, Jake Gyllenhaal got a sister, Maggie Gyllenhaal. Okay. I did not know that. If she was in one of the Batman movies. She's in Dark Knight. Okay. She's Dark Knight. She's the chick in Dark Knight. Okay. If acting is just acting, can Jake and Maggie fuck in a movie? Come on. It's just acting. Yeah. So you're cool with that.

It's a, if I was writing a script, some sick twisted script. No, no, not sick twisted. They're not brothers and sisters. They're just. Oh, then yeah, it's not sick twisted. So they can tongue kiss and he can like grab her tits. So Denzel Washington can shoot people and drive for Uber? And it's cool?

Yeah. Bro, this guy is awesome. Yes. Murder is more the incest. Most people in Detroit. Massage is the best thing. I know, I'm anti-incest. No, you're anti-incest.

My man's from Alabama. He fuck with his cousin. Wait, who, who, who? My podcast co-host. Oh, Mitch. Yo, Mitch is funny, bro. Yeah, Mitch is fucked. Mitch, I just wanna let you know,

we invited you too, and Yachty said, not as about Mitch. Mitch is literally here. They did not ask. Yo, yo, we literally said, yo, if he's here, tell him to come here because Mitch, we asked if you could show up. Mitch is here.

Like, Mitch is here. Tell him, text him, be like, yo, Mitch, because we need to ask him some BBL questions. I'm going to say that y'all did not ask anything about him. Bro, the fucking, there's a clip from your guys' pod that drives me. It's hilarious. When you go, if crime was legal for one day,

what would you do? He goes, I get a BBL. Yeah. He's like, that's not legal. He's fried up in the brain. Have you ever taken down a girl with a BBL? Yeah, the fuck? That's like, ask me, have I ever walked?

Damn, I didn't know it was like that, bro. So and... It's like I have to do a it was like that, bro. So and uh. It's like I have to do a wipe after that fucking shit. I would believe you do. Of course. Unless Jake Gyllenhaal around, he'd probably wipe for you. I don't. Is this true?

Is it true? I heard, I think I heard Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't shower. Did I hear that? Well it's that, it's Ash and Kutcher, but we all work alike, bro. It's all good. Tight, tight, tight, tight. It's the alike, bro. It's all good. Talk it, talk it, talk it. It's the whites, bro. One time I went to the Met Gala,

and I can't remember who I saw, but I saw someone, I was like, oh shit, Ant-Man. Paul Rudd. But he was like, nah, bro, I'm Sudden. And I was at one moment, I was like, wow, because people call me Lil Uzi all the time. And I was like, how the fuck do you get that mixed up crazy and I get it now because I called someone I caught one of those guys. Yeah, and man, and it was just not

And that was the night that he was most proud of he was like I got invited And you just squash I can't remember who it was though. You ain't even know his name I'm bad with that shit. I don't know where I'm at. I'm bad with that shit. That is some black shit though, to just yell out what they know you from. I'm bad with actor names. People do it all the time with me. People say to me, didn't you do the thing with that Bobby girl?

No, they think you're funny, Marco? No, that's fucked. For me and Bobby's episode. I thought that was he throwing his drink. For me and Bobby's episode. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. No, that's fucked, but for me and Bobby's episode. I thought he was a drink. Nah, nah, nah, for me and Bobby's episode. Or they say, you know Kaisenat, you be with Kaisenat. I get that shit all the time from kids. Really? Yeah, I get the Kaisenat shit all the fucking time.

What, you know Kaisenat? Yeah, you be with Kaisenat. Shit, does that make you feel old? Nah, I've- You're an old head now, like as an old man. Yeah, welcome. I'm almost 30. Welcome. I was dumb as a kid.

Yeah, really? I was. Wait, why? I just think you just don't know much. You know, you learn it. You think you know everything, but you don't. Yeah. A couple years, usually there's some birthdays

with every older person where it fucks them up. They're like, oh shit, I'm like, I'm old. And then you do embrace it, most people. I think it's sick. You need to. Oh, it's the best. I love hanging with older people. I like kicking in with older people.

See how they change up, bro. Yeah. See how they change up, bro. Shitting on us. Exactly. We the oldest. And all of a sudden, now you want to be us, man. I'm fucking with it.

OK, fatherhood. You got a little girl. Very private about the life. But I just had a daughter. That's beautiful. It's pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, agree. Yeah, I would not disagree with you there. Yeah. Change. But in everything, it is the best. Everything is a little bit dull compared to it. Change you fundamentally. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, although, you know, people always kind of think I'm

weird when I say this, but in my career, I was also kind of like this out. But I was like, I don't say fathering, but like I was there for all my friends. I 12 people that live with me. I was kind of like, looking out for caretakers who felt like it, you know, and a lot of times it felt like I was a father to, or a big brother to a lot of these people. I made sure groceries were in the house. I made sure I had to get on them by locking the doors and I took everyone everywhere on trips.

Thermostat, don't touch it. All that type of shit. Real jazz shit. About what girls coming in my house, all that kind of shit, seriously. So like, I kinda, for many years, felt like a father. You know, but when, so when I had a kid, it was, it was obviously different because it's like,

this is your seed and they look like you. And watching someone grow is insane. Grow so fast. Every time, every, they just get, it's insane. Every new thing they can do is the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life. Yeah, and it's hilarious. She's about to be three.

Oh, okay, so you, yeah. Yeah, she turns three in October. Okay, so she's she's she's talking walking. Yeah. She's a gangster and she got a real personality Mm-hmm. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, it is. Does she cry when you leave? She sometimes does get sad every time I see her I get a different side of her Sometimes she gets that something the TV shows on TV on those she's she does not she locked in does not care. What does she watch? She like Mickey Mouse. She likes Spider-Man. She likes a little mermaid Yeah Her mother is so far Spanish so so far it's really just white shit that you have a lot. She's a Spanish girl.

She's a Harlem Spanish girl. Oh, she's from New York. Yeah. Okay. She's here. Okay. Yeah, that's how. That's me, a Harlem Spanish girl.

Yeah. There you go. The light tour, the last leg. This is it. Atlantic City, we've added a second show on August 24th. Then we got San Antonio, we added a second show. Then we have Las Vegas, September 13th, that's the Sphere weekend.

We're all going out to Vegas for the Sphere. On Friday, we're coming to the Life Tour in Vegas, and on Saturday, we're going to USC, the Sphere. Then we got Cleveland and Columbus. Then we have Minneapolis, then we have Milwaukee. Denver, we've added a third show. That's going to be October 16th through the 17th. We added a third show.

October 18th, Cincinnati, we've added a second show. Rama, Ontario, we're up there. Then Salt Lake City, we've added a second show. Reno, Nevada, we have two shows. San Jose, we've added a second show. Portland and then Honolulu, Hawaii, and then the Life Tour is over, so if you want a chance to check out the Life Tour,

this is the craziest tour I've ever done, this is the tour that brought all of my dreams, made all of them come true, actually you guys actually made all of them come true, but I think it is by far my best work, and it is the work that I am most proud of. I would love if you guys come and check it out. These are your opportunities to check it out before it is the work that I am most proud of. I would love if you guys come and check it out. These are your opportunities to check it out

before it is over. Theandrisosos.com, do not get hit over the head by the scalpers. I will see you guys out there, peace. What's up guys, it's date time. First of all, thank you to everybody who came out to Jacksonville. We sold that whole weekend out.

Also, this is important, I'm going to start doing a monthly show at New York Comedy Club. People in New York don't even realize I live here, they keep asking when I'm going to come. I'm going to do about 20-30 minutes at this show once a month along with some friends. I'm going to do a big chunk of time at New York Comedy Club. First show is August 14th, New York Comedy Club. Also August 29th and 30th I'm going to be in Honolulu, Hawaii. September 6th and 7th I'm going to be in Vegas.

September 12th and 13th I'm going be in Honolulu, Hawaii. September 6th and 7th I'm gonna be in Vegas. September 12th and 13th I'm gonna be in Doral, Florida. And the 19th and 20th I'm gonna be in Timonium, Maryland, which I'm pretty sure is outside of Baltimore, but I don't really know. 28th and 29th, Greensville, South Carolina. And we are gonna have more dates coming at you guys. Go to akashcink.com for those. Also, if you want the best jai in the city,

go to my brother's jai shop that I have also invested in, Fontanious. That's F-O-N-T-A-I-N-H-A-S. Go there, check it out. Best jai in the city, or I'll give you your goddamn money back. Let's get back to the show. I won't give you your money back probably, but I'll think about it. Let's talk. Any more kids you think? Oh, five. You want five? Basketball team? What's going on here? Yeah, when I was a kid, when I was younger, I wanted every kid to be a different race. Oh like the Planeteers? Yeah. The Planeteers? What's that? Captain Planet and the Planeteers. He's our hero, gotta take pollution down to zero.

Earth's a power. Wind's not fire. Fire. Fire is water. Bro, you don't know Captain Planet, bro. Power's like a fake subunit. What happens when our powers combine? Look how diverse that is, bro. That's Yachty's whole family.

That's what I wanted. You need to remix that fit. That'll be hard. That's it. Tykes is not it. But a what I wanted. You need to remix that fit. That'll be hard. That's it. Types is not it. But a kilt maybe. He looks like, he looks like, um, um, dancing with myself. Oh, yes.

What's his name? Um, I'm dancing with myself. Billy Idol. Billy, Billy Idol is what it looks like. Ah, yeah. You know that old shit with Jones on Captain Planet? Don't make me look crazy. I'm not crazy.

I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. I'm gonna do the dance and what am I saying? Billy Idol. Billy, Billy Idol is what it looks like. Ah, yeah. Thanks, dude. You know that old shit with Joe and the captain. Don't make me look crazy. What are we talking about? Nah, you don't look like Billy Idol at all, bro.

But it's all good, dude. That's who I am. I see it. No, you're racist, bro. It's all good, bro. You see it? It's okay. He thinks all superheroes look the same.

Yeah, it's fine. You look like Kamala Harris. Nah, I look like, I look like it's just Elbow. Okay, no, it's fine. You look like Kamala Harris Like who's even interest I'll take it That's him though. That's that superhero. Are you going to Billy Joel's last concert tonight Billy Joe? I don't know one Billy Joel song. Yes, you do. I don't. I have a Billy Joel shirt though. I'm sick. Fashion. Fashion, bro. I don't think you have to wrap every jersey. You got to be a fan of every jersey you wear. Yeah. No. No, stop it. That shit's annoying.

Back in the throwback days, you had jerseys that you ain't even kept. It's the last of sneakers, but that was in my father's. Nike put out limited colors. Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't know a single Billy Joel song? White culture is you actually a fan of the person's jersey you wear. Oh, this is good. So we're the authentic ones.

I think it's just like, it's just like white people wear jerseys. Tell me about, I love this, when Black people tell me about white people, it's one of my favorite things. Tell me about white people. White people wear jerseys to the game. I'm going to the game fly as hell, I'm not wearing a jersey. Yeah, yeah. Why the fuck would I wear a jersey?

I wouldn't wear a jersey to the game, but it's because I'm 40. And I'm like, this is embarrassing. I always, I wear a little piece of Nick's paraphernalia when I go see the Knicks. See, I'm trying to pop out. Are you sitting on the floor? You can't come on, you on the floor.

You gotta put, yeah, come on. You don't look like Spike Lee. By the way, Spike Lee just sent me a pair of shoes. Shout out to Spike Lee. Do the Right Thing is one of my favorite movies. Oh, it's my camera. Do the Right Thing is one of the best movies ever. But I love hate. Italian people hating on black people.

And... What about the Asians, bro? Asians wasn't fucking with nobody. But the Italian people was hating on... I'm black too! about the Asians, bro. The Asians wasn't fucking with nobody. But remember? But the Italian people was hating on them. I'm black too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's truly in the message in that movie.

You Italian? No. You look Italian. Yeah, he's got Italian. Why you think I look Italian? He just called you racist. He just called you racist. Nah, fuck with Italian.

It's about racism in the town. Are you Italian? You're running a little bit. The Sopranos won the best show they ever seen. Sopranos is one of the best shows I've ever seen. Sopranos. I just finished it. It changed TV. That was a door of me. I've never seen a black dude do that. I have white friends.

My sister is white. But my sister is white. You were white slave? What's that like? No, it's not a slave. It's someone keeping me in order. Uh oh. She's kind of my brain. Are you saying she has a...? She's kind of like my brain.

She's a genius. Really? And without her I'd be in shambles. And do you think she's developed feelings for you? Not sexually but romantic feelings. Do you just compliment her? Romantic feelings, but not romantic. Romantic, white place.

No, no, meaning like a friendship. Like is this someone who's part of your family? I'm like a brother. You love them. I'm like her little like a friendship. Is this someone's part of your family? You love them. I'm like her little brother. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

That's beautiful. She's been with me about five years now. Does she have a family? I've given her like four raises. Four raises? Maybe more than four. Maybe five raises. Maybe four to five raises since she started.

How much you get? How much does she get? Yeah. Well, I just made her a head of my label. I think we're doing a salary like 150. So she do that. She's also my road manager and she's my head assistant. So she get like three different checks. Oh, but where's she at? Like what's the, you know what I mean? You brought up London. It's a lot. It's for a fucking 28 year old or 29. You're 27.

Yeah, I'm rich though. And I built these bricks myself. I built these bricks up. These is my founding bricks. I put these together. You see my belt? What's the belt? You see that belt?

That's ice. Don't look too close. Come on. I'm trying to see both. Yo, where's the bald balls? You're crazy. Why's that crazy? Your daughter gonna see this one day.

Yeah, I know she will. How are you gonna explain your digital footprint? To my daughter? I've been thinking about that a lot lately. Especially your younger digital footprint. You know what? It's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy. I even look back like we were doing Brilliant Idiots yesterday and we were talking about them ladies who was trying to protect

the president and it's like I couldn't. So one person put a hand up. She didn't even know what the fuck she was doing. She was gonna catch a bullet. So here's a question. Would you ever hire a woman for security? No. No, right? No, no, no, no. Why would I do that? Why would you do it? You think that's the thing your daughter's going to judge? Wait, what do you think she's going to judge? What did I say? I don't believe in lesbians. Come on, bro. Come on. Worst thing. I'm going to just quote you. You don't believe in lesbians? I'm going to quote you real quick.

And all due respect a thousand times, that's my pussy. Okay, don't you believe that? Until your daughter's 18? Wait, you said that? She said that. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Not only did he say he's freaking out. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You're freaking out. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Crazy. Yo, but she can't just do whatever she wants with it until she's 18 or 18. So it's yours? You can do whatever she wants. she's 18. So is yours? It's my wife and I. We don't have a pre-nup. You know what I mean?

It's 50-50. It's a co-op. It is. But she can't make all the decisions about that thing? That is insane. Why is that crazy? What's more crazy is you're just going to let a young girl just have her own vagina. They don't know how to handle all that.

I mean, so what are you like, you saying no? What do you mean I'm saying no? Like, it's like put a chastity belt on it or something? Not chastity belt, but let's see, let's have a conversation about what's going in there. You gotta consult me before I'll have to say anything. You said that if a guy was at the house, you said you gotta get out.

And then that's where you said the infamous line. Yeah, you're not gonna fuck my daughter in my house. That's crazy. That's a cool line, but you're not gonna tell him that's where you said the infamous line That's great, that's a that's a cool line, but you're not gonna tell him that's my pussy So when your daughter brings home a black guy, yeah, and and he, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, He didn't steal my wife! He didn't steal my wife and my family, Mark! I've seen this pornography! I've seen it! You didn't listen to the hypothetical. Okay, sorry, do the hypothetical. You've met his father yourself. You know his parents.

I know the dad. You know the dad. Okay, so he's a professional athlete or something? Unidad smoked cigars. Unidad smoked cigars at the cigar house. Okay. On 21st Street all the time. You know his dad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know his family. Yeah. And he's talking

to you about how his son is pipe a dead bitch. Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! That's crazy! What did you do? You and your dad are having a talk, chilling in your home, like, yeah, I gotta tell you my son told me. About my daughter? He slapped me on your daughter's face. He slapped me on your daughter's face. He's like bro my son no Jeremiah. You gotta fight the dad. That's honestly what you gotta do. Why you telling me that? All right fuck it. Who's your closest friend? That's disrespectful. Hold on hold on. You gotta tell your daughter. Can I think about this? Think about it. What do you do? In the meantime while he's singing about it can we was thinking about how insane he is and he's like I'm really thinking about how my daughter's gonna view my old clips. I said women shouldn't do security For some reason my friend feels inclined to say that his son said

that he slapped. Why should he tell you? Y'all are guys, y'all are boys. Nah, that's, come on. You wouldn't tell if you had a son and then your son was piping. If I had a son. No!

Son, if I had a son. I would say this, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, she said it barely made a dent. My daughter actually told me about that and she said that she couldn't feel anything. And then, and then. So then you tried to, but really you'd be hurt. You tried to make on the outside you act un-pierced,

but inside your armor's pierced. Son, you have a daughter. If somebody said that about your daughter, you wouldn't fight. At what age? If she's 17, I'm not gonna fight. Bring it up, bring it up. What are you doing?

This is not a fucking Mr. Beast video. Come on. What are you doing? What are you doing? What is she doing? You are. It's fine. What's going on? She's going 18. She's he doing? You are. What's he doing? You are. You are. You are.

You are. You are. Let's go to 18. Let's go to 18. You are too close to Drake to be saying these ages. 18 is not your pussy no more. 18. Thank you!

Thank you what? You just said it. Is it not my pussy no more? Yeah, 18. Which means no more implies that it was. I'm saying that you're insane. Yeah, we can agree on that. Why am I insane if we say the same thing?

My pussy, my daughter's vagina is not my pussy. What if your daughter's 17 years old and she's like, I want to sew a penis onto this shit? What the fuck? She says she wants to Wade me. She wants to Wade you. Wade him. D-Wade.

D-Wayne Wade. We got to keep this away because he's mumbled talking. He ain't even rapping. So we Wade you. That's why I'm going. She wants to wade me. She wants to wade you. I'm going to go D-Wade.

You're going D-Wade. What does that mean? I'm just in full support. Embracing it. Full support. Yeah, absolutely. Wow. I commend doing wave.

Heavy. Would you choose the dick? Excuse me? Would you choose the dick? You would want input. You're a fashionista. No. You know, fashionista? No. Hold on.

Yo, I got you a Balenciaga. I don't want that. This shit is not that ass young shit again. That's too young. You gotta go with the wrong shit. What's the hot new brand? Nocta? I don't know.

I would do a titanium. My dick would be titanium. Oh, really? Or it'd be like gold, 24 karat. But that's heavy. You don't want her dragging that dick around all day. No, but you put it on when it's time. You don't keep it on you.

Oh, okay. You put it on your pocket. You throw it on when it's time. I just want to know. You throw it on when it's time. You throw it on when it's time. You throw it on But that's heavy. You don't want to drag in that dick around all day. No, but you put it on when it's time. You don't keep it on you. Oh, OK. You put it on when it's time. So it's like a silencer. I don't think you understand how gender reassignment

service works. What was that? A silencer. What is that? I cranked that silencer. Did she put a silencer on the gun? Or did she jack in the dick? You jack a dick like that? I didn't know what you were doing. How do you jerk off right hand? I didn't ask which hand

Direction do you go you twist like that? You already tidy? Maybe he likes the bad When girls see you okay when girls see you jerking on my face time do you go? Let me show you something and and then you just start screwing your dick? Nah, hell nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. First off, they're like, you about to take a cum shot, is what I'm saying, you had it up above your face. You did put the silencer on with your mouth open, that was the little one. I did that?

Yeah, when your mouth was open. Yeah, yeah. You keep going, he's gonna bust. You breaking that wrist. Yeah, you wanted bitches, I hate, you hate the bitches that like that. Wait, why? Because you're just bringing pain on me.

So you agree that that's a bad way to do it? I think that if that was happening to me by a woman, I'd be unfortunate. It wouldn't be a... I tend to like to go with head and finish with that. But if that's happening, we're going to turn it to sex. If a girl is really good at jerking you off, is there a little part of you like, that's a dude. No, that's a good thing. Just a little bit.

Like they really hitting it. No, it's just a keeper. That's a keeper. I mean, if you eat vagina and you're making a net, she thinking, that's a bitch? He's a hoe? No, because I think we're better at physical acts. There's the NBA and there's the WNBA, my boy.

I mean, WNBA 2024, you know, they're going crazy. Yeah. Shouts out Kailyn Clark and shouts out Angel Reese. I know you had to do that. And shouts out Ky-Siri. You know Ky-Siri? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shouts out to her.

That's not even close to how you pronounce her name. Ky-Siri? Kershia. That's not how you do it. It's Kershia. Is it really? Yeah. Is it? I don't know. I don't know. I not how you do it. It's Kersha. Is it really? Yeah.

Is it? I don't know. I have no idea what the fuck that's doing. So let me just ask you, as a black dude, when you said, shout out Katelyn Clark, was there like a buzzer that went off in your head, like, say a black woman real fast, or else people will think they're gonna call me a seller.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that you kept the real Kersha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't leave a camera, right? You can't start with a camera, right? And then you had to say two black girls. I think Kai Siri is fine. She's so beautiful.

I saw her in real life. She's beautiful. And she's not as tall as I thought she would be. What's her name? Kersha. It is Kersha. Is it really Kersha? Kai Siri? It's not Kersha. Is it really Kersha? It's not. It's not Kersha.

It's Kersha. K-Y-R-S-E. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can spell Yachty that way. It's an E. What the fuck? You just added an A? It's an E. I don't know her name. K-Y-R-S-E. No, you just had it.

And the last one, that's not Gondrig. Oh, this is the it. And then last night, Goddard was a gun. Oh, this the one that just got cut, right? Gun. No, she didn't get cut. She was telling me she got cut. No, she got cut. No, she got cut. Which is the dumbest thing you've ever seen in your life.

God damn it. They cut her? Yeah. Yeah. She a free agent. She can sign with you. She can sign with me. Have you ever taken down a professional athlete? Yes.

Really? What was his name? Yes. Really? Yeah. What was his name? I've been with his... That was funny. Fucking. That was funny. That was a good one.

Thank you. It was so quick. Thank you. That was good. Look at her, man. Nah, she is... Jalen Browns, girl. Yeah.

No, I think... Is it? Oh, nah, they didn't sit there. They were just hanging. Nope, that's Jalen Brown's girl. Oh, that's why. Okay, that's why she retired. That's why she retired. Oh, and they're together, like they came out.

Yeah, I think so. They were at the, uh... They were just sitting next to one another. Open that picture. No, but they've been together a few times. Keep one more Angel Reez on her down there. Down. Yeah.

Go do that one. Yeah. Well, where's your Wi-Fi connection? Shit, it's garbage. It's on VPN. Damn, it's not even, it didn't show up clear. I mean, she's like a supermodel. It's insane. They look beautiful. It's insane. She looks like my mom. What was your Wi-Fi connection? Shit is garbage. Damn, it didn't show up clear.

I mean, she's like a super mom. They look beautiful. She looks like my mom. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I get it. I get it. My mom was a very like a very good high quality That's why you buy your mom all this shit?

That's why you spoil it? Hey, mom, I got a new PlayStation 4 shit. It's like, full of controllers. You know how you look at your mom, like, man, my mom is the ideal, like, woman who I want a woman like. She got huge stints. My mom got huge stints. So you want a woman like you want someone like your mom?

Nah, my wife don't got huge stints. My mom got the fucking stints. His mom got fucking hunkers, dude. Stacked up. Stacked. Alright. Nah, you, stacked. All right. And you want to know. You need to see his mom die. You want a woman to see it. It's crazy.

Call him my cunt. It's crazy. You guys are so crazy, bro. Oh, wow. Jalen Brown has a massive head. There we go. He's great. Yo, you're a man, bro.

He's a man, bro. He has like a lemon head. He's like a lemon. He's a jelous ass. He's a jelous ass. No, I'm fucked with Jalen Brown. We from the same town. What does that mean? That's like a lemon head. Is it like a lemon? He's jealous. He's jealous. He's jealous. He's fashionistas, bro. We from the same town.

What does that mean? I watched him play in high school. That don't mean shit. I'm being rude. So you've been jealous of that motherfucker for years. And now he's tagging your dream woman. She's never responded to my DM. I never really, I don't think I have a...

What'd you throw out there? I don't remember. I don't recall. It didn't get opened though. I'm what's your, what's your cringe? Actually, yeah, let's pull it out. Your head, yeah. Let's pull it out. Let's go.

Let's see. This is awesome. Let's see what happened. Let's see. Uh. Let's see. I mean, she didn't fuck on the spot. What if she sent something back?

What if she sent the lips? No, she didn't respond. What? What? What? Let's see. Oh, that's, that's fire. That's a good line. That's a good line.

You said, let me give you that Hawk Tua. I think it's a good line. I think Hawk Tua would work. That's not a good one. That's solid. Let me say, I say, I say. We can't just say it. Can I explain this to you?

First off, they didn't even say that. I have to custom make that. I went through work for that. Nah, bro. It's a picture of her jersey. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. He got mad sensed. I don't care what people think about me. I don't care what the internet says.

He said it was a good one. He said a good one, too, then. That's not it. That's not it. That's not it. You care. That's not it. You care.

It's a little pick-me. It's a little bit. He made a jersey for her. This is her jersey. This is psychopath material. This is her Indian Fever jersey. This is her jersey. We should play for the Indiana Fever.

Yeah, but it's a little bit. It's not a psychopath because he's famous. What do you mean? This is support. This is support. This is support. Yachty, if these two guys have only been with one girl the entire life... I know he ain't been with multiple people.

I know for a fact he ain't been with multiple people. Wait, wait, wait. How do you know? I know. I know. He said to... You were the one in the circle in college that was like, when everyone was talking about that bitch from last night He was just like, yeah No, they knew I didn't have no bitches

I know, I know I got so close to figuring this bitch out Like on 40 year old virgin is playing poker What do you think I would do with women? Do you think I would like take a picture of their jersey and DM it to them? Like, hey I just made this bitch Your boy said, yo, this was such an unaggressive approach

No one is saying it's aggressive. She just didn't see it. Let me ask you this. She didn't see it. Let me ask you this. She saw it. Thank God. Delete that shit. She saw it.

She saw it. I miss a lot of dicks. This guy's crazy. I miss a lot of dicks from people. Because you didn't go to the other box. I just don't. My shit, it used to, back in the day, used to have the most recent at the top,

and now it's just literally the most followers at the top. And like, the fuck, the bad bitches ain't got fucking that many followers. So my shit is filled with DMs from back in. She saw yours, because yours is sitting there at the top. Ah. That's true. Oh, she definitely saw it.

But let me ask you this. That's true. If Mitch went to you and was like, yo, I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese. I'm not listening, Mitch. No, but let me just pinch it to you. I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese. I'm not listening, Mitch. No, but let me just pitch it to you. I got the best way to hit on Angel Reese. You're like, all right, Mitch, what's up?

He goes, all right, look, I reconstructed her childhood home. I took a picture and I taped it. That's kind of fire. That's absurd. Her childhood home is private. This is her public jersey. But you got it custom made.

But it's not even for sale. She's a journey woman. They all made it because they didn't custom made. It's not even for sale. It's not psychopath because you're famous. What the fuck is he talking about? I'm defending you. Psychopath is a crazy word. He say he's a psychopath. I'm defending you. Psychopath is me taking a picture of her fucking locker.

I'm like, oh, I saw your locker. How the fuck did I get in there? The fact that you wouldn't even know to do that lets me know you're excited. You know what I'm saying? Let's think of other things. She's a beautiful young black woman. Maybe black, I don't know.

That last name isn't black. What's her last name again? Gondra Z. Yeah, she's definitely half, bro. Yeah, she's half. She's half. But beautiful woman. Yeah, click right there.

What's that? Her stats. Oh, come on. I'm. What's that? What was her stats? Oh Guaranteed he knows him by heart. Yeah, we don't even need it. She has four points Alright come on, so give me some other girls are rejected you. This is the fun shit then that's different. Oh, that's what Chicago Scott averaged one point. Damn. I'm telling you after, why am I even... You could have rounded up to two, yo. Average one point is a free throw. You said that.

You said that. Damn. You said that. Come on, yo. She averaged 100 off the court. So... She averaged 100 off the court. So. No, man. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, fuck it, son. Take him out the game, coach. Take him out the game, coach. No, no, no. No, I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah

I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah I need more game. I need more. Yeah Margot is beautiful. Anna, damn, Anna, Anna. We'll see it.

Anna Joy Taylor. Anna Taylor Joy. Anna Taylor Joy. Neither one of them responded. Margot's pregnant. Joy Taylor just got married. Anna Taylor Joy. Margot's pregnant.

It's back in the day. Nobody can be happy. Nobody can be happy. What was it? Let me see it. I'm not saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. It's bad.

Yo, son. Wait, wait, wait. You got to show them. You got to show them. We won't say it. Nobody's going to say it, but it is. Go this way. I was really bad. You gotta show them. We won't say it. Nobody's gonna say it. Nobody's gonna say it, but it is. Go this way. I was really bad.

I was damn bad. How long ago was it? I almost heard you say, I'll laugh. Oh, respect. Shoot or shoot, bro? Average one point? I average one point, yeah. Come on.

Come on, bro. Actually, this is funny I average one point, yeah. Come on. Come on, bro. Is this because you're a rapper? No, no, no, no, no. Let's not lose. It's 2020, though. But it's all good. Four years ago.

It might come around. Hey, question. Is this because you're a rapper and you get it thrown at you a lot that you have no game? That doesn't happen. Not to me. I got a house of success right here. You don't get it thrown at you? That I don have no game? That doesn't happen, not to me. I got a house of success right now. You don't get it thrown at you?

That I don't have game? No, I mean. He said you get it thrown at you so much that you don't have to develop game. The girls I usually go out there, you gotta get, you know? Because there's this stigma that like, oh, you're a rapper, you don't shit on me and whatever they say about rappers. But you gotta come a little better than that.

Yeah, come a little better than that. Your game's probably improved since then. No, I mean, this is four years ago. Okay, let me see some recent. What's a good pickup line? Like if you're gonna go up to a bitch. In person? Yeah. I just say, what's up?

How you doing? Yes. Yup. Yeah, I did. You told me Yup. Yeah, I did. I did. I think I did. I might have unsent it, though. Oh, good, good, good, good.

Let me see that. Yeah, let's see. Yo, he's talking to me. We might need to get him in. We might need to get him in. Get your mans in. Get your mans in. I unsent him.

I unsent him. Get Jay in. I unsent him. Why you unsent him? I didn't just do it just now. I must have done mans in. I unsent him. Get Jay in. Why you unsent? I didn't just do it just now, like I must have done it before. Look at this one. Yo, sit on the rejection, yo. Who is she? You know her.

Can you pull that up? I wanna see. Yeah, you know her. You know her. Come on, man. We've talked about it on Pod. Wait, what is she in? Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yeah, that's a good one. But she's cool. She's cute. Yeah. She's cute. She looks like my ex. She look like a bitch from the Bronx, bro. yes, yes, yes. Yeah, but she's cool. She's cute. Yeah, she's cute Like a bitch from the Bronx, bro. She looks like my ex. She looks like your ex Yeah, she does. Mm-hmm Why what's your most embarrassing? What's your worst DM? Oh my god. I sent the dumbest shit, bro

It was so bad. I just sent a picture of my feet Wearing like Nick socks Like I would try to send like things that were so confusing that it like warranted a response. And then once we got you going. He went, what's Andrew? Who was that in Supermodel? Wait, which one, who's that?

From the adult swim show. Oh, Andre. Andre. Eric Andre. You went Eric Andre. Why Eric Andre does that? I just would assume so. Yeah, I feel like he got weird game that ends up working.

Yeah, I mean he took down Emily Ratajkowski. The Emily Ratajkowski girl. It didn't end so well, but. Why, what happened? Remember when they broke up and he posted the picture of her butt? No. Really?

Why not? Just, I did not, it's not my speed. Get the fuck out of here, she's beautiful. Who, who, who, who? Oh, he didn't DM her, yeah, Tyler. Wait, what? What you got going on? What?

Yo. It's not my- Son, yo. Son, some Mark Moose is following us. It was up there. Yo, yo. Oh, son, all this time your ass ain't real, bro. It was real, it's recent, sir. It's recent, son. Why was that on his screen? It was real, it was recent, sir. It was recent there. Oh son, all this time your ass ain't real bro. It was from a recent search.

Why was that on his screen? What's up Mark? Got a BBL. That's Hank Hill. Hank Hill. No, I'm pulling some words out about the BBL. The male BBL? The friend who said he would get a BBL.

Mitch. It's a real thing bro. Shout out Mitch who was kept off this pod by Yachty and his ego. That was fucked up. That was fucked up. They're not true. It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real.

It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real. It's not even ever real. who's kept off this pie by Yachty and his ego. No. Yeah, that was fucked up. That was fucked up, yo. We weren't even comfortable. They're not true.

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He's sick. The legend or what? He's great. I want him on his pot so bad. I have to pay him. 10 grand, right? I don't remember. Please tell me that he's not charging. No, I think it was. I don't remember. Please tell me that he's not charging.

No, I think it was. I can't remember. Did you give him cash or did you say I'll donate to the school? No, I wired him. But it was just to him? Yeah. Because I was like, yo, I'll donate to the school.

He's doing the school. That's still going to him. Fuck with you. You're white, bro. He's not coming over here. But I'm gonna donate to the school if Frederick Douglass doesn't come over. What if we let Alex lead the interview? You're white, bro. He's not coming on here. But I'm gonna donate to the school of Frederick Douglass. What if we let Alex leave the interview? What if they traded places on the couch? He would do that.

No, you'd have to sit behind the curtain. Yeah. Oh. You'd have to just phone in. Now, were you mesmerized by him? Kinda. He's like, he's one of those internet stars that's like, wow. I had him in my home. I've had some cool people in my home.

I had Lil B in my house before. And I almost kidnapped Lil B. The bass guy? Yeah. You almost took the bass guy? He's one of my favorite rappers. And when he finally, we hung out, I just kind of didn't want it to stop. Yo, now you're getting it, right?

I love Lil B. Yeah, but Kersha heard that story. And she was like, he stole my jersey. She missed out. She did though. Fuck she did. Nah, she did. You would have treated her good though. I would have. I know you would. I know you treat girls good. I would have been there for her.

Yeah. You're a good listener. I would have gave her whatever her contract was. I would have. Why you keep doing that? Because you got rejected, yo. Shannelle Staline, you should be the one to do that. I would have.

I would have. I would have. I would have. I would have. I would have. I would have. I would have. I would listener. I would have gave her whatever her contract was. I would have. Why you keep doing that? Because you got rejected, yo. You're trying to out-stand her.

You're shooting on her contract. You're shooting on her number. I could. I will resign her. You will resign. A two-year option for 30 years. Team option or player? Team or player?

No, team. I get the first bid to come back for the third year. Before you go see other teams. You consult with me first. Are you sure you can handle her contract? Three year, $220,000 contract. That's a solid contract. No, it is.

$73,000 a year, bro. For the WNBA, they play like 12 games. And you gotta play, you get paid every game. I would have fucking I give it to all up front Oh really? Might be worth it You hear from Jalen about this well, oh I mean you will hear from Jalen about this bro. I respect Jalen I don't are they dating for real? Are they they've been I mean they look like they were together at the ESPYs.

They definitely look. They make out with their tongues. Damn. If that's the case, I'm sorry, Jalen, I apologize. I don't believe that. No, I do. Because you, imagine if fucking someone's on here talking about my girl. Well, yeah, that would be the exact scenario.

Yeah. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I'd be fucked up. Yeah. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I would've been fucked up. I'd be fucked up. I'd be fucked up. Right? Yeah.

That would be. I agree. I agree. That's a really good point. So my apologies to Jalen Brown if that's his girl. Have you ever hooked up with someone's girl? I don't know. Probably.

Yo, is that why everybody's mad at your boy? Because he fucked bitches? No, because he fucked their bitches? I think people just hate on Drake because he's the guy. It's like there's something extra on it. It's also probably that he's fucked everyone's bitch. My suspicion was like, yo, this shit got to be personal. It means also that guy though.

All the records, all the numbers, like he's the one. How hard would that be for you? I'm sure you're friends with everybody in Atlanta. You didn't shout it out in the song, any for you. You're being pulled in different directions. You want to be loyal. I just wish I had never spoke on it. That's the only thing that I wish I hadn't said anything

about it. What did you originally say? He liked the hell of a tweet. That was an accident, but it was so funny. People were like, nah, don't try to come, fucking, what are we talking about right now? I can't get my words out. It was a tweet, something about Kendrick something.

Kendrick cheating on his wife. Yeah. Yeah. It was that tweet. And I really did accidentally like it. And then people was like, no, he's going to get you. And it was fucking hilarious. But no, no, no, no. You're following through. Yeah. That type shit.

But no, I mean, it was what it was, you know? I was in fucking Europe, so I felt kind of disconnected from it, but it was insane. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, in the day, them niggas still richer than all of us. So that's what I want people to realize.

At the end of the day, like both the niggas are still shitting on all of us. Yeah. So. It was a great moment for hip hop. You think so? I think so. How is that even debatable? This is the craziest question I've ever heard asked.

Yo, think about it. You think the Super Bowl was good for football? But think about it, it's like, this was at a time where country music was overtaking hip hop. And since that beef, it still is by the numbers, but since the beef, conversation wise, it's been hip hop. I mean, it was a time where I don't think hip hop had a number one album all year, right? On the charts. Like there was some crazy statistics where you're like, oh, are we witnessing the- That's not true. No, the whole year of 2023, I don't think there was a number one album from- It, oh, we witnessing the- That's not true. Nah, the whole year of 2023,

I don't think there was a number one album from- It came later in the year. Oh, it did? But in the first half of the year, we hadn't had one. Okay. Anyway. I said we like them around. You're a rapper now.

Nah, it's team black people. He's black, so yeah. Yeah. Her loss. Oh, her loss came out in 2023. Oh, that one, no. It came out 2022, I think. But it was one album in the year 23. Oh, how you feel about Leakes?

What about them? Like, you work so hard on music. They're inevitable. So they're inevitable. I mean, they suck. They suck, but they're inevitable. What can you do? But can you use them as marketing? I sent a song to Kai to Leake.

Yes, I see that. Right. We couldn't get the sample cleared. So I just let Kai play it. That's smart. So that's not coming out. No. But it's everywhere.

Yeah, but it's just the snippet. No, I let him play the whole song. Oh, really? Yeah. Because I tried to listen to it, and it felt like the quality was. I mean, maybe, but shit, it's still out there. Yeah.

Okay. I'm sorry, how does that work business wise? I know that your man, maybe he doesn't charge you. But let's- Guy? Okay, my guy. No, no, I'm talking about Drake. So it's like if you have- Whoa, charge me?

If you have a feature from somebody. I don't think Drake charges anyone. I think he not doing the feature if he don't fuck with you. Okay, so outside of Drake, let's say you had a feature, it's on a song, the sample doesn't get proved and you leak it, do you still have to pay that artist for that verse, even though you're not putting it out

and making any money off it? No, but the only people you give features to, they're paying before. You pay me before I do the verse. Someone's paying me for a verse, I'm not giving you the verse, then you paying me. And you pay me before I even do it, because I probably don't know you.

Gotcha. But you make a song with someone else's music, and then hope that they give you the rights? What do you mean? Like in this situation, you couldn't get the sample. Yeah, but this wasn't an artist, this was an Instagram social media influencer. And they wouldn't clear a sample?

Yeah, he went down like a Christian path. Wow. Oh, that's, okay, I respect that. Yeah, I mean, yeah. But then aren't there certain artists that they're so big where it's like, hey, you paid me and I also want points on this song. So now it's like he can't, that artist can't get the points on the song because. I mean, but it's still the song is,

if it's a good song, it's like you get to perform it, you get to. That's the you making the money on the road. Can you share how much money was offered to the Instagram influencer that turned it down? He just, man, we didn't even think we got him too money. He was like, no. Wow.

It was crazy. Everyone was like, are you serious? Wild. Okay. When when Poland went crazy. It first goes crazy. Ironically. Yeah, elite. But like the support of it was ironic. It was the first time I people heard me do my like wobble. bravado effect. That's how people heard me do my like wobble, bravado effect. Okay. Yeah, bravado. Okay, and that's the wah, okay.

And then it just becomes a hit. Yeah, instantly. It was everywhere. Do you think that people prefer to make a song a hit themselves, meaning the people enjoy when they made something that wasn't supposed to be out a success. Like are they now invested in the success of that song? The artist?

No, the audience. Maybe, maybe. I also think the artist is not dumb. They see through our marketing scheme, like trying to like pay some influencers to dance. Yes. They just see through it. That's why the Poland thing felt authentic.

Yeah. I mean, I definitely, I would have never put that song out. I mean, I had literally, I had, let's start here, it was about to drop, you know? Yeah. So in a month. So in my head, no one knew I had that album, but in my head, I'm like,

I'm about to fuck these people up And then problem dropped and it honestly discouraged me because you're like they like this loved it And it just was like damn about to go in a direction so far away from this I hope that this doesn't fuck up my moment. Why didn't you put it on the album? What the fuck like I cuz it's like a different alternative album I mean, but you just have a hit, like, you can bump up the numbers on the album if you put a song on it. Yeah, but it doesn't make, it wouldn't make sense.

He's looking at the album as a piece of art, and if this doesn't match the art, then, which is respectable, you're looking at as a businessman, and I get that, that's where he's coming from. And a million people ask me why I'm not doing that. People are like, why are you not putting a song in there? But it didn't make sense. Yeah. There was no thought for it. The album was.

If you made an album with intention, and this doesn't match that intention, you're not making it. Yeah. Every song on that album was made for that album. How far away is the collab album with Coldplay? Oh, man. Jesus Christ.

That'd be an honor. Have they talked to you? I would take one song. No, I've met Chris Mime once. And? He was like? I mean, it was like the beginning of my career. I don't even know if he knew who I was.

I've heard their concerts are like, amazing. Insane. You've seen them? I've seen one. Yeah. And was he cool when you met him the first time? I mean, I met him right before he was about to go on stage. So it was like, he shook my hand and we took a picture.

And he's super fucking tall. All of them guys are like giants and they wear super skinny clothes. Small t-shirts. Cause mine's that guy. Yeah. I think a collab album would be crazy. I mean I would I'll take a collab song. What's your favorite like like, white? Like, rank white people. Like, your favorite white. Any Taylor Joy? No, no, I mean like type. Like, you can go country, you can go style. My favorite type of white person. Type of white person.

Okay, I fuck with the punk tattoo white people. Plunk tattoo? Punk. Punk tattoo whites. Like tattoo artist white. You like a tattoo artist white. Yeah, I fuck with those type of white people. Plunk tattoo? Punk. Punk tattoo whites. Like tattoo artist white. You like a tattoo artist white. Yeah, I fuck with those type of white people. I also really love blind hair, blue eye.

Six pack group of friend white girl. Six pack group of friend white. Yeah, moving into a group of six. Oh, like a sorority. You like a southern sorority white. Yeah, sorority. National bachelorette party. Love it. Say some black shit fast.

I also love thick strippers. There you go. That's what I'm talking about. I also love the orange hair freckle white girl. Interesting. That's a good look. I hear that from black dudes a lot. Like the whitest white. I think it's like, I'm gonna go white. The Irish get the struggle, but that's what it is.

The Irish get it. I love the freckle, full face of freckles. That's my favorite. That's at the top of the top. That's your premium white. Top of the top. That is my, uh, uh, the boys' homeland there. Right. That's my top of the top. Number one. Face full of freckles right across the nose and cheeks.

Oh. Yeah. Okay, now do it with Asians. I like the busty, thick. I don't like the sharp jaw. Not into it. No, no, no. I like this new rim of BBW, thick, big ass, big titty Asians.

Yeah, well Filipino Jones I'd be interested in the Instagram like social media Korean Asians I don't think I want to do it but I just like I'm interested in looking at it. Yeah. Yeah, like The ones that got like the glass face. Mmm Like super shiny face. Yeah, apparently the skin I don't like I look at it, but I love Asian women too man Asian women's the direct connect to like as many Koreans as you want now. Do I?

Well, I think didn't didn't hide by QC. Yeah. Oh, wow. I need to I need to actually exercise that. Yeah. Is that in the contract? You put that in the contract. You can have whatever you want.

I should. I need an Asian. I never dated. I have, I dated, I have dated an Asian once. We know, cause one of the best lyrics ever came from it. I have, I have dated an Asian once. What is that lyric? The greatest lyric.

I mean, I've said a couple Asian lyrics. My bitch yellow, she blow me like a cello. Is that the line? Yeah. The way you handle that, she was like, this is the best. My bitch yellow, she blowed her like a cello. Is that the line? Yeah. The way you handle this. My bitch yellow shit, but I did like a cello. Yeah, fucking this in a bitch home on the metro. Bro, this is the best.

I gotta bring this up because this is one of my favorite real life reactions to art that's out there. And the thing about music, the thing about even like stand up, the thing about any art that like once you press it, you can't change it. Yeah, the genius. We're not. We're not. Yeah, it's so crazy. So many people heard that. No, I got to read this. So, you know, my new bitch, yellow, she blew that dick like a cello.

OK, right. This is your reaction. OK, let's stop for a second. Before you all come at me, I'm going gonna let you know I blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that. I guess for a second I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not.

And nobody ever says shit. Nobody ever pulled a pick up and said, hey man, I don't know what it is that you think it is, but it ain't that. I already wrote that. Then you go, I'm fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. Yep. Yeah. He don't. That's a flute.

I'm fucked up. But it do sound good. That's my favorite reaction to a lyric. That's real. I remember typing that. But that's on the people. It was on my fucking head about that line. Wait, who was? Just the internet. There.

Yeah. I really don't know how I got that line. Wait, who was? Just the internet. Yeah. I really don't know how I got that wrong. Nah, I really- It's crazy because when it came out, no one said nothing for a minute. I don't know what a cello really looks like. Do you know what a cello looks like? Yeah, of course. What is it?

What? It's the big guitar, right? It's the bass, Johnny. Yeah, the big one. Is it? Yes. It's a big ass guitar you play like a violin, right? Yeah.

Yeah, I think. It's a smaller version of the bass. Yeah. Oh, yeah gave you the right shit. You walk off like that. I had to pee. I got a very small bladder and small. I mean, I thought you were going to say you said, no, I don't. One of my best friends is the Mitch.

No, no, my friend. Love you, Mitch. Green. The green one. Yeah, I do. The green one. Spear me. So you're spearing on nothing. It's actually a huge fan of you guys. What green one. Yeah, I'll do the green one. Spare me, he said, spare me or nothing. What about Eric? He's actually a huge fan of you guys. What's his name? His name's Eris.

Eris? Yeah. And you didn't bring him either? Eris is in Pittsburgh right now. Bro, I thought you texted me, you were like, yo, I'm downstairs with Jay. Yeah, I'm gonna call Eris, he loves you. I thought Jay was Jay-Z, bro.

The fuck? I looked out the window. Fucking loser. I thought you were on like that. Fucking loser. I thought you were on like that. Fucking loser. I thought you were on like that. You thought me and Jay-Z, you thought Jay-Z wanted to come here. Yo, I thought he was a fan bro. I did. I thought you told him.

Fuck you. Let me message. Maybe he's busy, maybe he's taking down a BBL. Yeah, falling off. Send him a picture of his jersey or some shit like that. He might get him. Zen it, man. I never zenned.

I don't want to zen. You never drank, you never smoked. I smoke hookah, though. You smoke hookah? Yeah. Is that for the Arabic bitches or the Dominican bitches? No, no. It's just good for conversation.

It is. I do enjoy it. Yeah. I mean, it's just a good thing to do. Cigars? You ever do cigars? I want to try cigars. I heard they like burn or...

You're not supposed to inhale them. Right, but they say not supposed to inhale hookah too, but how else do you smoke it? You just, I mean, this is super fast forward, but you just hold it in your mouth. Yeah, the hookah shit is weird. Cause it's like, you are supposed to take it in, but you're just not supposed to keep it in.

It's like a straight inhale, exhale real quick. I just keep it in my mouth. Nah, you're not smoking hookah. Jesus Christ. What's wrong with that? You never kept something in your mouth? No. My tongue.

I keep my tongue in my mouth. What about your teeth? Yeah, I keep my diamonds. Your diamonds? What about food? Bananas or cucumbers or anything like that? I don't eat bananas. Do you have veneers? Yeah. Oh, okay. I got veneers and diamond implants. or anything like that? I don't eat bananas. Do you have veneers?

Yeah. Oh, okay. I got veneers and diamond implants. Did you start that? Did I start the diamond implant? No, the veneers thing. What? No, people didn't get veneers.

Well, white people had for a while, but black people now are doing veneers. No, I mean, veneers is a thing. You got the good ones. They don't look crazy. Yeah, my veneer is 100,000. 100 made in Brazil? No, I got them at the cheap time in Atlanta. No, no. 100 made in Brazil? No, I got my T-10 in Atlanta. No, no.

The veneers themselves, they... What's up with you and that, Hank? Yeah. You do that a lot. How does that change to veneers, bro? I'm married, son, I'm married, son. I need that, I need that. I need that back.

You do the peg work? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I fuck with that. You like peg work? the peg work? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. I fuck with that. You like peg work? I fuck with your honesty. What is peg?

You talking about girls with one leg? No, I'm using their one leg on you. Oh, you mean stuff going in my butt? Yes. I don't let stuff in my butt, but there's a reason. Okay. Because I am scared I might like it. And I don't want to know that I like it. And if I like it, then I gotta ask for it and it's a reason. Okay. Because I am scared I might like it. And I don't want to know that I like it.

That's probably. And if I like it, then I gotta ask for it and it's a whole thing. That's probably the reason. It's the same reason you don't drink alcohol or smoke weed. Well, I don't, no, I don't drink alcohol because it burns. And I don't smoke weed because I get paranoid as shit. I guess you're paranoid you'll like shit in your ass.

Oh, that's a good point. Wait a minute, if you're paranoid, you'll like shit in your ass. I'd say I guess, no, like you're paranoid also. You've never done ass play? You never go lick your ass? Not purposely. What kind of answer?

What do you mean, not purposely? Some shit has happened on accident. And then you ain't stop her? I mean. Talk about, you don't want to ruin the moment. So it's like, you're just like, ah, I, boy! Talk about, you don't want to ruin the moment. You're just like, ah! No, you don't. I just put my foot on top of her head.

That's wicked. And you just push it down further. White people could do that. Why can't we do that? We do have a freedom. Because you don't have the ego block as African American hip hop artist. Interesting. But you would think you, who creates so freely. I'm chill.

I'm chill. But even you, you have a little bit of an ego block. I mean, I think that it's just as a straight man, no offense. So that's out of the room. Yeah. You know, we just- He's calling me gay. He's calling us gay.

He's calling all of us gay. I'm okay with us. We're okay with our ass-gaming. You're fucking classic. I think that you have to, you know, establish some kind of dominance. What? Well, if someone did that after that, I'd be like, go in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Afterwards, to just let them know you're still a guy.

But would you ever toot that ass up and ask for CPR? Absolutely. That's crazy. You never turn that baywatch. I've never seen... oh there you go. Aris, Aris, I need to know... Aris. I need to know some shit about Yachty, man. Give us some details about Yachty. I'm a fucking real nigga. I'm too solid. You talk about how he doesn't eat anything?

You talk about that yet? I just don't eat. I got a terrible eating diet. I saw you at a pizza place. Yeah, that's the only place you're gonna see him. He's like, pizza, chicken, fried chicken. Fried chicken. Not baked chicken. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. He didn't want to say that because he didn't want to be racist on the spot.

Chill out. Chicken, mac and cheese. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you want to say that cuz you're racist on the side. Just said chicken Yeah, oh he does chicken parmesan says added so you just chicken it you just chicken him into all these other cuisines is the Now you try to catch me Orphan what you have are you trying to catch me? Yeah, this is a real thing oh I thought he was trying to this is people who have problems eating foods like a Truphobia of the have you tried have you tried slobber nice? Excuse me slobber nice honestly if you try that I'm good. I think you'd like slobber nice. What is that s Slobby-nese-nice. Come on! Yachty! Yachty!

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I trusted you. I trusted you. Just a little. He said, oh, that's good. You can't trust him, bro. Show him the necklace. Yeah. You can't trust him.

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What's the deal? You don't eat? You know, you just I have missed a beast on this bitch. You know how big that is? Yeah, it's big. But now it's a little bit tricky. I stand by Mr. Beast. No, I stand by Mr. Beast, but I think it looks like one of his employees was engaging in sexual conversations with children. But Mr. Beast is the best content creator of all time. We stand by him. Yeah, it ain't his fault.

The best content creator of all time? It's Mr. Beast. Yeah, the best content creator of all time. It's mr. Beast Do you consider music content? Yes, music videos. Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. So you don't consider like a mr. Beast music video I'm just talking about video content now. Yeah video best video content without a doubt. I mean just mastered I mean, it's just like there is no videos that I'd rather watch on YouTube. Really? Yeah, what's your favorite Beast video? my favorite Mr. Beast video Would have to be I think I really like the I like when you did the dollar

Plane ride. Hmm. I like the doubt that the whole the house one when you go to the most expensive house Yeah, I like his house one when you go to the most expensive house. I like his philanthropy videos too though. The blind one was really crazy. I couldn't believe he got shit for that. I mean that just lets you know that there's just so much hate on the internet. That people are like, they ain't like totally blind. Yeah. I mean I got that kind of hate with my last album.

They were saying like, oh he's just copying Dark Side. I didn't think it was... I think I was inspired, but I didn't copy Dark Side. Yeah, I didn't think that that was copying Dark Side. This is how I know the Mr. Beast thing is real. Yachty had a tweet from like two years ago where he said, if we stand by Mr. Beast... Do I really? Yeah, and you said if you don't stand by Mr. Beast, you're gonna die a slow death.

Yeah, I did say that. I definitely said that. I 100% said that. And I feel like he couldn't like it based on like death. Yeah, I did say that. I definitely said that. I 100% said that. And I feel like he couldn't like it based on like Mr. Beast like... The brand. But he respected it. Jimmy's the man.

You gotta do a video. Have you met him? No. Oh, that's got to... They sent me Feastables though. I'll be smacking on Feastables. I got a kitchen full of chocolate. Alright, no, I'm gonna connect you guys.

You gotta sit at... Because they need somebody new on the show now. I got a kitchen full of chocolate. All right, now I'm gonna connect you guys. You gotta sit and connect. Cause they need somebody new on the show now. Exactly. Their mind is one spot. Yeah. And I think that you would, bro, what if Yachty just for one season, you know they're filming,

wait a minute, can I get into producer mode here? Okay. They're filming a show for Amazon. This is their first streaming show. Mr. Beast is. Yes. Wow. And now they're down one cast member.

That check had to be insane. Yes. They need a guy. Tell him that Yachty will show up every time on time. You were early today? Yeah. I was. I'm not, I don't move on nigga time. Let me read the text that I said when he, when he- I just didn't know. I was up front. I said, I don't know if I'll be up there early. I go that early. I go, he goes, what time are we doing tomorrow? I go, oh, how about like 12? He goes, I don't know if I'm gonna make 12.

That's honest. That's real shit. But you came early. You know, you on that season? I would love to. If you could tell him, like, bro, Yachty would, like, he don't want no money. He just want to be there. And just like, I want to give out, bro, Yachty would, like he don't want no money. He just wanna be there. And just like, I wanna give out,

we'll be giving out hearts. Just give out a heart and heart transplants. I'm gonna give out a heart and heart transplants. You know, heart, you gotta do the surgery though. Yeah, I will definitely. One glove. One glove, damn. Like, there's that one board game where you try to-

Operation. All right. Yes. That's y'all Yeah, that's your time. It's your time Yeah, yo, you're old too, bro Yeah 40 yeah, 40. Yeah, we're both 40. You guys are 40 40. Yeah club 40 40 club. Yeah Have you ever been to that club? I drove past that club Like a relic yeah real shit Have you ever been to that club? I drove past that club. Damn. Damn. I drove by it. Like a relic.

Yeah. Some real shit with Rihanna there. What's a relic? I've seen Rihanna a couple of times. Rihanna's great. She's cool as hell. She's really nice. Yeah, she does.

She speaks. Yeah, she's cool as hell. And she's real as hell. Yeah, when they were asking you about your favorite or a feature that you really want, I'm surprised you didn't say Jay-Z. It seems like most rappers always want at least...

I just listened to the Blackout for the first time like three days ago. God damn. And then I listened to Reasonable Doubt. And you just heard the Blackout? Yeah, I just listened to it. What do you think? As a rock? I think that the Reasonable Doubt album was better, in my opinion. And how it was with 15.

I love, he's an insane lyricist. I'm not a big fan of the live production, that type, that sound. But I think he's sick. And I think the shit he talks about, it's like shit most people never actually get to experience in life. Have you met him before? Yeah, of course think the shit he talks about it's like shit. Most people never actually get to experience in life. Yeah Yeah, have you met him before? Yeah, of course good, dude I mean as far as I've met, you know, we never had a deep conversation Who is the person that you were the biggest fan of that you met and was the most impressive?

Impressive and it could be any genre It's probably Drake. Drake's the man. He is the man, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He fucking rocks. How did you guys connect? I guess just like Instagram.

Was he a fan of your music content? I think he was a fan of my production. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And. Yeah. And then we just, I don't know. You guys did a great pod. That was a good episode.

That was. We almost made it a real thing. Dude, I thought it was going to be a regular thing. We almost made it a thing. I thought it would be recurring. We almost did. I thought it showed a side. I think you're pretty much yourself in everything

I've seen you in you have like a consistency As far as just your personality. Yeah. Yeah, I like I don't think you fluctuate but I thought that I Showed a side of him that no one had seen right? That's what it was and that was really interesting You can draw it out We have a second one that for my pot with Mitch me him image that the great the great war happened And then we never dropped it. But we have an episode that is so, so funny.

It is so, it's just like an hour just like fucking us kicking the shit. That's the thing, it's like there's certain people that bring outsides of you that not everybody sees. And I think that was one of the reasons why it's super successful. Obviously you guys are huge. That's why, I mean, that was the thing with the reasons why I was super successful. Obviously, you guys are huge. That's why, I mean, that was the thing with the pod.

I wanted to like bring people on and have those conversations that people don't usually have. Yeah. And you have a relationship with them where they'll open up to you in a different way. Yeah. And we're sitting in my bedroom. So I thought you did that with Sweetie, actually. I was listening. I was like, oh, this is a side of her that I don't think most people is thoughtful. That was a great episode. That was my first, like, long conversation where. I was like, oh, this is a side of her that I don't think most people exist. Be thoughtful. That was a great episode. That was my first long conversation with her. Wait, really?

Yeah, I mean, we met before, but that was a great conversation. Mitch was very intimidated. Oh, he was. He's a huge fan of her. She's just a very attractive woman. Yeah. Yeah.

Mitch had to lock it down. He had to control himself. He was accurate. Dude, he actually made a jersey with Sweetie's name on it. It's not a bad thing. It's a good thing. Come on. It's a better move than the other one, but it's still.

Wow. That one was super embarrassing. Can you break down the whole Bobby fallout? I mean, Bobby back cool. I love Bobby to death. But what happened was she did it. She did an interview with what's the one guy who love pizza? Oh, Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Yeah. Who loves pizza. And they was like. Bill's a media company. Makes a billion dollars.

Yo, the pizza guy. That's what I remember from him. I did this interview once and we were talking about pizza. He truly loves pizza. He does. He does. You know exactly what I'm talking about. And they were just talking crazy kinda. They weren't talking crazy but they were like, oh no, she was just saying some, the way she was talking, I ain't really fuck with it. Like niggas just boosted your career. Big time. Yeah, the biggest of time. I had never heard of her till then.

Yeah, you know, but she apologized and I love Bobby so much. She's a really sweet person. So now it's cool. Yeah, I love Bobby to death. With her and Drake too, because they like unfollowed her. I believe so, yeah. But why'd you give her that look?

Because to everyone else it looked like she's an industry player. You know what's so crazy? That's just how similar me and her are. We both found her at the same time and didn't talk about it. And we did our episodes separately until she was like, yeah, I just did Drake. And I was like, wait, what?

Oh, you guys did not know? We had no clue. We both found her on TikTok. Just we started swiping and we both reached out to her. And then we both did her episode. And then like, yeah. I was talking to Mark about this yesterday. He sent me a video that I had watched literally 30 seconds before.

And this happens so often where your algorithms are parallel to somebody else. I Thought that that's interesting. She banked a bunch of episodes Yeah, I thought that the Drake shit dropped and then you were like, oh this girl's kind of fun I'm gonna do an episode. My episode was done by the time the Drake episode came out. Wow. Yeah, I heard they did his first. Yeah Oh, wow, but then what did you see about her that you wanted to give her that look? I just thought she was fucking weird. And I didn't meet her until she came to my house. She showed up at my house and then it just clicked. Yeah, but she's sweet. I love Bobby. Yeah. Who else is new that you think could blow? As far as like just a...

Like internet subculture, somebody like Bobby that hasn't exploded yet, but somebody you watch a lot. I guess speed has blowed up. I mean not sketch, sketch. But yeah, you heard about sketch, sketch. Yeah, but I hit sketch up. I told him, no, I told him-

That was you? Let's come make another video. I told sketch, I told sketch that I'm with you. Y'all niggas are children. Now we're two young. Now we're two young. Y'all are kids. Stop using age as a pejorative, bro.

I told Sketch, bro, fuck all that shit, bro. I fuck with you. That was the first time you reached out to him after? No, we spoke before. That was the first time I reached out to him since his whole internet shit. Oh, but before that you had been talking to him. Yeah, but we had never met. Different, but not too different. Doja Cat.

Oh, I've seen her. Doja Cat's sick. She's awesome, so talented. She seems like brilliant. But also seems like acutely aware of internet culture. Yeah, I mean she was a part of it at one point. She started on the internet, just like I started on it. Exactly, and I feel like that's an advantage to artists that are coming around in the internet age,

like really understanding. Yep, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I mean, that's just, I mean, I feel like this internet, it connects across the world all around. So, you know, if you know how to work it, or just hire someone who knows how to work it. That's what I think a lot of, like, I think the labels and stuff are trying to to work it. Or just hire someone who know how to work it. That's what I think a lot of like,

I think the labels and stuff are trying to reverse engineer it. They're seeing the artists that came through the internet succeed and they're like, oh. Content runs the world. That one clip of you and your dad, that's gonna play on Twitter forever. Respect.

But it's just like it's a piece of content that'll live forever. Along with me jumping on stage. Yeah, you recreated that with Ian. No, I did not know he was gonna do that. Oh, really? Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, wait, you know who Ian is?

Wait, Ian Cunt? No, Ian the new white rapper. He's a rapper. No, show me. Well, just such Ian doing my walkout. Nah, I'm late. I thought you got that in the Daily News. I'm country, bro.

I had no clue he was gonna do it though. I didn't ask him to, and he didn't tell me he was going to. Oh really? Yeah, I brought him out on stage and then he did my walk out. You look like Shifty, bro. Yeah. Shifty, what you doing on stage, my dude?

Yeah. Did you start laughing when he started? I didn't see it till after. I wasn't even looking at him. Oh really? Yeah, he going crazier now. He sounds black. Me, I didn't see it till after. I wasn't even looking at him. Oh really? Yeah. He going crazier now. He sounds black.

Me, I got a song to drop tonight. You seen that white rapper that looks like, dresses like Peter Griffin and fucking kills it? Yeah. Shouts. You don't fuck with him? I just, I don't know. I just feel like gimmicky stuff.

Okay. That's interesting. Does it hurt, have you had people that really admired you, like artists really admired you and then heard that you weren't a fan of their music and then met them and have they ever been like, man, I'm the biggest fan of you that crushed me when you didn't like my shit? No, it's only been like, I can count on one hand, I'm a talent, I said I didn't like something publicly and it wasn't like anyone who's like now a superstar. Right.

I'm the guy that finds people young and blows them and helps them. Not like I find people young and I shoot. Try the whole sentence over. Hey, hey, hey. He's the one. I'm the one. Why? Why, Chris?

Who are you trying to be honest or be mad? I'm the bad guy. I'm the bad guy. I help people out in the beginning of their career. Got it. Got it. I show love. Yeah, you did that with Pink Panther Us. I helped people out in the beginning of their career. Got it. I showed love. Yeah, you did that with Pink Panther Us.

I mean, with Juice WRLD, with XXX, if I can, with Pink Panthers. What was it like? What was X like? He was silly. He was a real funny, silly guy. And he joked a lot. And he would just call me randomly. And we never actually got the chance to work because during the time, like right before he passed, he kind of had fallen out with the Migos, which was my label.

We tried to sign him to QC. I remember when Coach and Pete went down to Florida to go meet with him and they didn't lock it in. But yeah, he had a fallout with the Migos, which kind of made it kind of weird between me and him. But I had nothing but love for X. He was so talented. Did your man take him out?

Yes, absolutely. I'm telling you, Drake gonna be the president one day and any n***a who ever says some shit they going to jail. Drake that was a joke? I'll be in jail I'll see you all about it. My owl is going to be at your door n***a. So who? Hey go go go.

Oh you were making an owl sound. Yeah who? Yeah I like that. I got the owl, we out of here. No I know I know I know. This ain't no joke. Who you rep? No Drake, no Drake Slander n***a. We out of this. No, I know, I know, I know. Boy, you rep. No Drake, no Drake Slander, nigga.

We're Drake fans. Well, I'm not, but I'm respectful. I'm not gonna have you in our house and just shit on, you know what I mean? Your friend, that's crazy. No, no, no. No, no, no. I think- We all are Drake fans. Yeah, yeah, I fuck, I fuck with him. I fuck with Drake.

No, I'm not, but- But, uh, the specific thing with X was, it was like, I remember the YouTube content around it. Do you remember, like, it was like fight videos? Yeah. It was like songs came out, and then the videos about like the character and the personality. I remember he like snuffed some kid at a concert in California.

Yeah, but he was a sweetheart, though. And then he was like, then the kid was like, yo, I'm sorry. He was like, oh, it's all good. Everything's fine. During the concert. But the energy around that kid was, and I remember I talked about him on Vlad TV.

And I remember he DM'd me. He was like, dude, thanks a lot, man. I'm going to try to do whatever. He was like, yeah, I'm'm gonna keep it on the straight and narrow or some shit like that. Like, just a very... He was awesome. Yeah, but also kind of open about dealing with

like depression and shit, he was like, I'm a little fucked up right now. Yeah, but he was great. Yeah. And in person, he was so chill and extremely intelligent. Yeah. And he wanted to give back, he was kind, you know, yeah, and he was trying to you know change himself

there's a Yeah, the cult like following I feel like that's similar with with with juice world as well Yeah Where there was like a cult like connectivity to the audience and some people have it through their music Some people have it through a personality and then some people have it both and it's a little bit Yeah, it's an unstoppable force when I have this. Yeah X was, I mean X was, he was different. I don't know much about X, I hear whatever. Do you think there's a level, from what I hear he seems like one of these kind of like

troubled genius kids. Is that- Like Kanye West kind of? Yeah, but like maybe even more demons. Like you know what I mean? Yeah, what does it take on Kanye? What he's gone through? I mean, I think that, I don't know. You know? I don't know. I'm not around Kanye.

And I think his wife has great tits. Bro. And he markets them well. With all due respect. Can anybody do more with a fat set of tits than Kanye West? I don't know. I don't know what he could do with a fat set of tits. He could make her a global sensation.

Yeah, he did that. Her tits are great. Nobody knows this girl. But she also did. She also did. I also know who her voice sounds like. Say what? I know who her voice sounds like.

I think she's like Ariel. I think she was a mermaid, she trade her voice to a fat bitch, and then she just walks around those huge fucking tits. They are great. Yes. Okay, Drake, biggest artist over the last 20 years, unstoppable amount of hits.

The guy, I want him to get back into acting. It's so interesting you say that, because he did, I hit him to get back into acting. Mmm. It's so interesting you say that because he did... I hit him on two things. He did a... Like a roast of Nike. Do you remember he was like invited to speak at like the Nike Headquarters or something like that. Do you remember this? I think it was when he was doing... now This is maybe like a year or two ago. I remember when he went to Nike and he was up there with KD and they were playing ball.

But I didn't know he did a roast. He did like not a rose. He like did like a speech That's when he yeah, we wear that jacket that big and he had the Nike check in his head the Nike braid Yep, but he was doing like he was doing like jokes. Yeah, he's hilarious He's one of the funniest people I know and I hit him and I was like, it's not that There are some people funny just hanging out and then there's other people that When they're delivering jokes, they're like asking for a lot. They're like begging the audience to react. And there's other people who just let it happen.

Right, like fucking Theobon. Wait, who is that? Like he's just letting it happen. Yeah, Theobon just like, it's just like, it's so natural. Like he's gonna say it, and whether you react or not. Whatever, his face is stale. Exactly. It's like, whatever.

So Drake, I thought, delivered like is stale. Exactly. It's like whatever. So Drake I thought delivered like really fucking well. Yeah. And it was one of those things where it's like yes he's obviously active before the SNL shit was fire. And maybe he just loves making music. Yeah. Because I'm sure he gets a million opportunities. He loves living life. The way he wants to live. And you can't do that when you're acting, you're on set. I just think that he would only do it if it's something he wanna do. No person could tell me, bro, you were great here, you should,

you ever sat with him? No. I mean, he's just a very much like, he lives his life the way he wants. No one, you can't like, you can't like joke him into doing something, you can't shame him into doing it, he can do what the fuck he wanna do.

You know what impressed me acting wise? I'm not even saying this is a shot. Again, I wanna be respectful, your boy, but the Damar DeRozan sketch, there's a line where the guy says his name is Damar and Drake is like, Damar, Damar, I hear it, Damar, I hate it, or something like that. And the delivery's really funny.

He's a funny, like- No, he's fucking hilarious. Yeah. So it's really, I just don't wanna go do this thing that's gonna take me away from living the life I live. I don't know why he don't want to. I told him like bro, he could play any role. He's a guy. I don't know why he could play a great mob boss. Was there like... I remember when the whole beef happened, if I was him I would be...

I would be resentful because the narrative was, he sees these young artists, he does a feature for them, they blow the fuck up. And he's done that tons of fucking times. 500 times. Exactly. And then the narrative changed to, oh, he's using them to be cool.

He's, would you, like, by him, I really resent that. I don't know, shit, niggas is lame. Why are they? Why this nigga's lame? Yeah. I don't know. It just is the way it is. Is it because, yeah. That's the thing is- We're talking about rap niggas.

I'm talking about people in general, like, it's very easy in this business to be completely egocentric and only care about the things that fuel you and a lot of people are like that. A lot of people don't care to help. It's just how it be, man. You do shit when people turn around. I don't know.

Like I'm sure he's put people on that didn't necessarily have a cloud overlap. What we mean is sure, it's happened publicly. We've seen this. Yes. But almost everyone, bro. The trick of it is real. It's deeper than we even know.

Yeah. And there was no necessarily benefit to him. He just wanted to help someone out. Yeah. Like I said, Jorick don't charge for a feature or anything like that. Yeah. He doesn't charge anyone for a feature? No. What are you gonna do? You gonna give him a hundred grand? If he did, it would be, what the fuck would it be? 300, 400 thousand?

Just because you have money, that doesn't mean you don't want more. But he's just a kind person, bro. But then you gotta do a track. He It's a really kind person. He really is I've never seen someone give like that Hmm. He's a very giving person. So well, it's insane. Yeah Yeah, I think that's it. Please do that nigga. They both stood up nigga. They go I guess what's gonna change they both still gonna do they their thing. So I remember everybody was talking, right? Everybody's like, yo, it's over, this and that.

And I was at a, where the fuck were we? We were at like a nightclub or something like that. And this is like, the beef is starting to kinda come down a little bit. And it's not like the DJ was trying to play Drake. It was just a party and you played the hits over the last decade. Mm-hmm.

And the way that the crowd was reacting to Drake, it was like there wasn't a beef happening. Yeah, cause in reality, bro, outside of the people who care about hip hop, bro, you just like- No, like there's a fuck. At all. And they just wanna party, there's some beautiful girl they wanna dance with. And they wanna dance to Drake. Yeah, God's plan is gonna come on and then you don't fucking dance

Yeah Yeah, he really did. He didn't give a fuck really. No, no, he was on he was genuinely unfazed. I Respected a lot and I talked to him. He didn't that shit didn't bother him. That's his shit And he's the fucking guy That shit didn't bother him. That's his shit. He's a fucking guy. If I had $700 million, I would fucking talk to him. It gotta bother you a little bit.

If you're a loved by everybody, that would make you guys great. You're an artist. You're sensitive. You feel the world. I don't know. I wasn't there. Like I said, I was in Europe. I wasn't next to him, like how I usually do be.

But he was... I never saw him down. Yeah, ever. I never saw him kicking his fucking foot, holding his head down. You know? And then to a point where I just stopped talking to him about it. Because I felt like I was the one bringing him the negativity.

Like I was bringing the clout when I would be like, oh man, man, I hate that this person said this. And like, like I was showing shit he hadn't seen. So then I started realizing, wait, I'm bringing you the negativity. Let me stop. Yeah, I understand that also where like you don't want to ignore it completely. And then you don't seem like an authentic friend who's seeing shit. Right. That's true. Yeah. But I just realized that he would, his energy was wasn't down. So I wasn't going to try to bring him down.

Right. Okay. And then we wrap this up soon, but I do need to know, are there any aspirations to have your own clothing line? Yeah, we're working on that right now. Okay, that is gonna happen. Yeah, I've for years I've dubbed the idea because it's like, this is another, like, bro, you can't have that shit.

I couldn't have, these podcasts are procrastinating because you have to put an episode out every other week, you can't skip. Yep. No matter where you are in the world, you know, so we have to fly people to Germany once. So I guess like you have to get it done. Yeah.

Same with a brand, you have to, it takes hours. Not that it can't be done, but I know what that looks like, you bringing on extra work. You know? You know, my nights already taken by music. Certain days, my day taking on my revealment episodes, now doing fucking the brand is, you add on and then you got a kid and you know.

Yeah. You're trying to fuck. I hear you. That's why you gotta get married bro. Lock it down. I would love to get married but problem always, I have a hard time not getting bored. Like how do you not get bored?

Oh dude, it's, I mean they just piss you off so often. It happens. getting bored. How do you not get bored? Oh, dude, it's, I mean, they just piss you off so often. It happens. No, like, I mean, it's not, we're being real. It happens. No, if I'm being honest with you. How do you keep spark? I haven't felt boredom with my wife. Really? Yeah. That's sick.

Yeah. I mean, that's what we all want, right? But I think it's because you got to meet somebody intellectually. I think you got to be with someone you really enjoy talking to. You just enjoy hanging out. That's going to be the majority of your relationship. Absolutely. Not that you're just physically attracted to them.

And then from that, if you really like kicking with someone and they're hot, then you really want to have sex with them. That's what I'm looking for. And that starts with conversation. 100%. So I think you've got to make some more jerseys, bro. Yo, I'm curious. I hope this gets me it. This might get me. Yeah. 100%. Imagine if I just see me popped out with Kaiserie. Or if you see me fighting Jaylen Brown. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm the TD

guard. You gotta go court side. No, I would not. That's fucked. To Boston. By the way, I'm the TD gardener. You gotta go courtside. Nah, I wouldn't, nah, that's fucked. To Boston. By the way, I just wanna make sure again, jailing is all the... It is all the four kai siree. I know. That type of shit. I'm here, I'm here recently.

Oh yeah? At Lyric Illuminate. Any motion? I took a picture. And I told her I bought your jersey. I did, I said that to her, I said I bought your jersey. I did, I said that to her. I said I bought your jersey. Oh, dope. I bought Angel Reese's LSU jersey too.

Really? Yeah, I didn't tell her though. I didn't tell her, I just bought it. I was gonna wear it. You know, one step. Damn. I got so much clothes in my house. Yeah, what's the skin care?

I need to get it, I do need to get it. You trying to say I'm like, what you trying to say? No, you got great skin. You got great skin. I don't do nothing. He was a hater, bro. He thought you had a filter. All I do is moisturize. That's the most important thing. I moisturize three times a day because I don't drink enough water.

So my skin eats lotion like I get your back dry. And I don't have my chaps. That's why I've been l at my lips like the last two hours So yo, come on. I didn't do that. I did that Nothing. I Don't promise on cheese. Nothing. You got the best skin and rapid think yeah, absolutely not me and Pharrell No, yeah, not Pharrell's on a different level, but that's crazy

Nah, Pharrell's on a different level. But that's Pee-Pee's right? Nah, he's slurping. Rocky got good skin. Rocky got good skin. Nah, Rocky got good skin. Nah, Pharrell's on a different level, bro. He is for his age, though. I mean, okay.

At 50, you don't start gaining pimples. I thought after a certain age, pimples just give up. But he just looks young. He got no wrinkles. He just looks skinnier. Oh, that's true. I never seen an old man with pimples. Nah, I think about it.

But you always look old. That's why I feel like people think that your skin is good. That's not true. What? I look old? I have a clean face. No, no, but you always look old that's why I feel like people think that your skin is good. That's not true I have a clean face. No, no, but you always look this age when you were 19 you look Shave my face just as I was gonna get the curl stash my dad got a curl mustache To dress in a chrome mustache, that's the one and I'm following you got a gold toothed dress and a curled mustache. My dad's the one.

Oh, that's funny. And I'm following his footsteps. I was growing it out. I cut it some because it started getting in my food when I eat. It was getting in my food, so I had to trim the ends. But I do want a curled mustache. And I want to get a jerry curl. And you want the jerry curl.

I want the easy E. But I got to cut my hair off and grow it all. Nah, that would actually look great. Yeah, I think right. Yeah, yeah, bisexual. I know. Yeah, I was like, yeah, but I thought I would have fun. I wouldn't compliment you. That's your game. You know what I mean?

I'm a little gay though, right? Don't you think I just feel if you got a compliment, you should give it. That's all. I said, hold on. Wait, right? Don't you think? I just feel if you got a compliment, you should give it. That's all I can say. Yes, hold on. Wait, what do you mean by that? I just heard it's a spectrum. It's a spectrum.

So everyone's got like a little. Like 1%. 1%. He kissed a guy to save his life. So I'm curious. Would you kiss somebody to save their life? Would you give Mitch CPR to save his life? Absolutely.

You would? Absolutely. And what if it looked like he maybe wasn't gonna die? If Mitch was on the ground, I got him. That's my boy. When he came to, he put his tongue in your mouth. He was like... Mitch!

I hope not. I hope not. Yo, what if Mitch got bit by a snake and the only way to get the venom out was to suck? Come on, bro. No, no. But he didn't get bitten like a weird place, like his dick. What? No.

Definitely not? No. So you wouldn't save his life? Are you allowed to die? No, how'd my girl do it? That's crazy. That's weirder, y'all. That's weirder.

That's great. So now you're gonna kiss your girl right after she just kissed you. Especially if she saved my man's life, yeah. Going straight to the ambulance. Gotta wipe the venom off. That's weirder, y'all. That's weirder. That's weird. So now you're gonna kiss your girl right after she just kissed you. Especially she saved my man's life, yeah. Going straight to the ambulance. Gotta wipe the venom off.

By her breaking. Saved my man's life. That's friendship, bro. Topping my man's life. Yo, that's crazy. That's crazy. Rap is awesome, this for sure. That's crazy.

Yo, would you rather wife a girl with zero bodies or a hundred bodies? A hundred. Yep. Really? Facts. Sex you rather wife a girl with zero bodies or a hundred bodies? A hundred. Yep. Really? Facts. Would you rather? Sex's gonna suck with a virgin.

But don't you think that you could school her up? Mm, it's gonna be tight, it's gonna bleed, it's cool. You gotta like that, bro. If it's zero, what do you mean? Anybody. But she could've hit it with a dilly a couple times. That's true. Yeah, she might've like pleasure herself for a long time.

Yeah, but then I don't want no one pussy that has zero experience. I mean, it's loose and you don't know what you're doing. Damn. That's a decent point. Which is a good argument. That's a decent point. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 100 bodies ain't that bad.

Would you rather? Over a lifetime, if she's 27, she had 100 bodies over 27 years? Wait, well, she's not fucking for 27. All right, I'm 10 years in here. What are you doing? Can you stop this guy fucking doing this? She had a hundred body over 27 years. Oh, she's not fucking for 20 Started at 17 10 years 10 years 100 bodies under the bed you making things much worse for Drake, the more you're talking about these. Fuck what they say online. OK, OK. Yeah, over 10 years. That was 10 a year.

You have 100 bodies. No comment, bro. I'm married. My wife's been asking me this question for six years. What are you talking about? That's a yes. I just said it. Over 100 bodies.

Do I have? Yeah. No. It's one body, bro. He's married to his wife. I've been married since I was said. All right, let's go to the side. Oprah, hunt your body. Do I have? No. It's one body, bro. One girl. He's married to his wife. I've been married since I was 18, yeah. That's fucking sick. You're a gentleman here, bro.

I got it made. This is what it's about. This is like a gentleman-ass little place. Yeah, get some cigars going, some hookah, suck it, keep it in your mouth. Jesus. Yeah. Bro, it's hookah.

It's hookah. You be wakeboarding. I love wakeboarding. I'm from Orlando. That's where wakeboarding started. You like wakeboarding? Have you ever wakeboarded? That's such a specific wake. I don't play wakeboarding. I love wakeboarding. I'm from Orlando. That's where wakeboarding started. Have you ever wakeboarded? That's such a specific white. That was really good.

I respect that a lot. It's the curls backwards with the glasses. You really know your whites. Because they don't really serve. I used to live next to a professional wakeboarder until I bought his house. Oh, that's wild. What a lying ass ball. What a fucking lying ass ball.

So you gentrified the wakeboard name? I brought the name. We the first blacks to be like Obama. Really? I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, That's a lie. What a lying ass. That's a fucking lie. That's a fucking lie. So you gentrified the wakeboard? I mean, I brought the, I brought the, we the first black state like Obama. Really? Yeah. Where is this? In Atlanta. You're the first black people there?

On my street. They gotta be racist, dog. On my street, yeah. What is it like? What do the whites feel like? They brought me cookies once. They show love. What type of cookies?

I think they were like sugar cookies. Nice, nice. Respect. Anyone knows nice tin cases. Oh yeah. Love. I think if you're white and Atlanta, you know what time it is.

Yeah, yeah, of course. It's so crazy because Georgia is racist shit. Atlanta is chill, but if you go outside, they still got the KKK. It's a lot of big cities tend to be very progressive and then you go outside, like Philly, progressive. Go outside of Philly and Pennsylvania, that shit is Alabama.

What do you think about the KKK office? All white, hooded up, pointy hood. I mean, kind of fire. Outside of the racial stuff. I can fuck with it. It's fashion. Fashion. It's kind of heat.

And they put the horses in them too. Yeah, I mean, it's a statement. Yo, making your horse racist is crazy. That's commitment. Yeah, I fuck with it. Son, if black people started wearing that outfit, how much would that piss off the KKK? Yeah, I mean it's a statement. Yo, making your horse racist is great. That's commitment. Son, if black people started wearing that outfit, how much would that piss off the KKK? Right, though? They'd be so upset. They'd be pissed.

That might be your first clothing line out. We got some stepping out all white gowns. What do you think about the white party? Michael Rubin? Yes. I've never went. I think... But the party in general.

You have interest? No. Yeah, I don't think you would know I'm sure I could have went I've never tried you were all red though. No, I don't want that attention You know, I made don't really know but you went to the Met Gala I went to the Met Gala because the Met Gala was fashion. This seems like the Met Gala for watches celebrity Oh, you know like you and I went Meghala once and I never went again. How was that experience? You didn't like it?

So boring. Yeah, standing around. Insanely boring. You just, they serve you food that sucks. I was starving. There was no pizza, fries, no mac and cheese. Like fucking, they had like a caviar type shit there. Close.

Caviar's overrated. Oh, I don't know what this new celebrity shit, I'm a normal ass course. Yeah. I don't really do celebrity shit. I'm a normal ass, near here. I like that. I'mma leave it here. I'mma go into Mugberry Street. Where I met you at. I'll be posted there.

I'm going right back to there. Yo, you gotta go wakeboarding, bro. I'm not doing that. Come on. What about rock climbing? I'll control rock climbing inside of a place. That's fair. But getting out there on a rock, that's too much.

That's how you die. What about shark diving? Absolutely not. I wouldn't dolphin die. What? I'm not a good swimmer. Well, dolphins are more dangerous. I can swim, but I'm not like, you know how like,

say like you see a bear, you're supposed to be controlled. You're not supposed to freak out.'d freak out but you supposed to like stop Yeah, get big get big. No, we crawl up. No you yell at the bear. I think it depends on the kind They say brown bears you absolutely must run black bears, you know, I gotta run them. Yeah, and then what about can't Fastest bears they usually... Brown bears, that's that man. They have an extra muscle in them. Really?

Yeah. Like they run fasted in people. Yeah, they jump high too. They're responsible for 50% of the crime despite being 12% of the population. That's not true. That's not true. He's just gonna talk about the black man. Wait, what? Oh, okay.

Wait, what about the... What about the bears... The bears in Atlanta. What about those? Oh, I think that's in Georgia. I live in a city area. We're talking about the bears in Atlanta. What? I don't get it.

Oh, do you know terms for men that gay guys use? That was beard. No, no, no, no. That's when you're... Secretly gay. Secretly gay. Yeah. When you're a big fat gay, you're a bear.

All that. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. I'm a bear. terms for men that gay guys use? That was beard. No, no, no, no, that's when you're- Secretly gay. Secretly gay.

When you're a big fat gay, you're a bear. Oh, like Saucy Santana? Yes. Okay. I don't even know if he's fat enough. I fuck with Saucy Santana. Nah, Saucy's dope. He's a cheap fuck.

I put Rogan on to Saucy Santana. What do you say to academics? I'ma beat the shit out of you and fuck you. That's sick. That's one of the greatest disses of all time. That's real shit. I got emotional on that shit. That's real shit.

I'm fighting for my life. Saucy Santana's a gangster. Yeah. Have you met Saucy? Absolutely. And? Cool peoples or what? Hell yeah. That's fire.

I'm a Saucy fan. Yeah. Me too, bro. Yeah. Shout out to all the gays. Yo, shout out, not all of them. Shout out to all the gays. Not all of them. Shout out to all the gays. I feel like there's some gays that are assholes too. Which gays are we not shouting out? I've never met an asshole gay.

Jeffrey Dahmer I think was gay. Jeffrey Dahmer was gay. And most of the dickens were black I think. He was closeted. He don't count. Nah, he wasn't closeted. He was smoking out black dudes. In Milwaukee and they're hard to find. That's true. So he had a tight. Is this true, Starf?

But then he was killing them so that's like hate grunt. Well yeah, it was a hate grunt for sure. But I think that they're asshole gay guys, just like they're asshole straight people. I never met one. Some people think that Haley was gay. All the gay people I meet are extremely nice. I never met a grumpy gay. That's true, that's a good point.

Pretty chipper. Yeah. What y'all talking about? Yeah. No, you've met a mean gay. Snark is like the gay thing. Like that's not me. That's not me. That's kind of sass. No, that's kind of funny. They're funny. But I think that if the short haired lesbians, they be grumpy. Lesbians do need to cheer up a little bit. The ones that get a little thick or whatever, you know what I'm saying. They be grumpy. Like JoJo Siwa. I think a little grumpy.

Yeah, lesbians are... But that's not gay. That's lesbian. I fuck with lesbians. I fuck with the sex lesbians. Have you ever been with a lesbian? No. Don't I like? the sexless. Yeah. Have you ever been with it? Don't you like no, no, don't I like? Yeah, you keep fucking with everybody I love everyone He's a prophet of peace bro. Yeah, that's what it is. Okay. Yadi before we before we finish this. Mm-hmm

I have a question while you think of yours. Okay. What's your ultimate aspirations your dream career? You look back movie. Oh Yeah, I'm starting to go. We're starting like a red carpet like Yeah With DC yep, and I did I'm in two but I'd love to be in like a red carpet like a hundred million dollar like film Big boy status. Would you do the rapper thing where they suddenly start going by their government name or would you keep it a little yaddy?

Yeah, I'd do the rapper thing, the T.I. thing. Okay. Ice-T thing. What's a role that you wish you did? You could pick any role in history. You'd be like, yo, I'm him. Uh, a gangster. Which one? Dento. yo, I'm him. Uh, against him? Which one? Dento. Oh, like a role.

Yeah, like a movie you saw, you're like, I want to be Coach Carter. I want to be the coach, bro. I didn't just say that. He's got a coach. He hasn't seen movies, bro. He wasn't allowed to watch movies as a kid. Proud Family.

Coach Carter? Oh, dog. Man, this is society. Oh dog is a fucking good choice, dog. What about fucking- Nah, oh dog is a good choice. Man on fire. What's that?

Denzel. Bro, are you kidding me? And I got shit for not knowing Coach Carter. You haven't seen Man on Fire? No, I haven't. What's it around? He's like a washed up, what was it, ex-CIA or something like that guy.

He can only get one, because he's an alcoholic. He can get only one security job, and then he's protecting this little white girl in Mexico City. And then they form like a bond. And then they organize kidnap that white girl, and then he wants to go get her back. I need to watch it?

Oh, yeah. It is. It's incredible. I'm like, Denzel's like the goat to me. So I think maybe I overate everything, Denzel. No, it's a fucking fire. But it is. Okay, I'm gonna go watch it now. It's a slow build, but then we just walk in.

Have you seen like the great film? Have you seen like Shawshank? Have you seen? Yeah. Okay. I've seen Shawshank. Armageddon. I've not seen Armageddon.

You haven't seen Armageddon, bro? The Rock. The Rock? With The Rock? No, no, no, with Sean Connery. I've seen The Game. Sean Connery. The Game is fine.

Yeah, Game is fine. Game is sick. Godfather. What's the best movie ever? I haven't seen The Godfather. It was the best movie ever. Interstellar. OK.

Fantastic. OK. Fantastic. So that was what I was going to suggest. No. For you to be in the $100 million. Oh, that's my favorite director. I was going to say, you need to be in a Nolan film.

Yeah. I would love to start my movie with a bank robbery. That's what he does. He starts his movie with a bank robbery. I mean, no, but he did Dark Side like that. He did the movie with the Batman joint. But he also did the one with, what's his name, son? Denzel Son.

Tenet. That started with a robbery. Oh, that's far. At the orchestra. The opening scene of The Dark Knight is actually so fucking good. It's incredible. It's one of the greatest the bank robbery Yeah, it's just five minutes. I think I've ever seen open a movie It's the tenant has the same similar starting when they robbed the arm on the or just the idea of like everybody being like

Yo, you kill this guy when we get the money and then the last guy was just yeah, just wow eliminated themselves. Yeah guys Miles McCollum Lil Yachty hmm the man, the man, the legend. Thank you so much for being here, bro. Thank y'all for having me. We really appreciate you.