Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Mamdani Wins, NYC’s Muslim Makeover, & Trump's New War

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

YERRR – the boys are on one this week because it's officially Zohran's NYC,and therefore, Zohran's America. We're talking NYC power moves, crypto Trump, museum heists, and how the Flagrant podcast has TOO MUCH POWER. All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 00:00 We’re the Kingmakers 2:57 Happy for Browns + Cover these girls 5:39 Jizya = great deal + Taqiyya 7:44 Alexx is a Capitalist 8:41 Is this the new story forever? 10:38 Miles’ wearing a Sufi + White face 13:20 Feeling naughty + How can they smell? 17:41 Winners make it fly + Hillary’s slappers 21:00 Gavin Newsom pods + Can he change things? 23:48 Trump can be the boogeyman 26:36 What does Mamdani achieve? Rejecting MAGA 34:11 Actual New Yorkers + Where’s Curtis Sliwa? 43:43 Funny Mamdani memes + Usha converts 46:41 Dems, $7k per post + Air Force One 50:53 Trumps up on Crypto 52:00 Louvre robbery + Dinosaur skulls 58:12 Where did Louvre get their jewels? 59:54 Nocturnal emish over Mona Lisa 1:02:18 Paintings stolen + Give our ish back 1:04:25 Westerners gave it value + Koh-I-Noor 1:10:56 Bond drove a Toyota? 1:17:09 Whitney Houston challenge This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody. Welcome to the most powerful podcast on the fucking play. Let's go. All right. Put some respect on our names. We getting dictators elected. We getting communists elected. Whatever the fuck we want.

So that's all that to Curtis Slee, well, who was ducking us. Andrew Yang, remember that? Andrew Yang wanted to give all you all your $1,000. We wanted you to get your money. But then what happened? He got scared. Now he's selling bubble tea in the East Village. Okay, that's what happened.

Kamala. A little book tour. You could have been president. What is she doing right now? You could have been president. Could have been president of United States of America. Okay, now we got some African guy. Yes.

Running the greatest city in the world. Yes. So that's our second time. That's happened. All right, guys. So what's the deal? Should we charge more for ads? Like, what's really going on?

When you have this much power? Yeah. When you really have this. Because we want all the credit. If we got all the credit for getting Trump elected, we want all the credit. We want all the credit. Yeah, yeah.

Don't start slicing thin now. Oh, slice it thin. Oh, it was up 90% or whatever. No, we don't want to hear that. Unless there was like a stabbing or something under Zohran, in which case we had nothing to do with it. Yeah, unless things go sideways, in which case, yeah. Us, stabbing?

You got to give us more than a us stabbing. We got to see what happens. And then we'll see. Well, actually, you know what? To slice even thinner, we want the left to give us all the credit because they're very happy right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So give us all the credit because you get, you scapegoated us for Trump.

But then the right, when you're upset, that's not on us. Yeah, we had nothing to do with this. That we didn't have anything. We gave you Trump, be happy. Exactly. We gave you both gifts. Yeah.

We're very benevolent. We might be the most benevolent podcast. We're sure they are. We're so honest. Give a little bit to everyone. Who are we, though? Who are we really? What are we?

Are we officially not Manosphere because we got the communist elected? I think we're out, dude. I think we're all sentress, bro. I bought a shot collar from my dog yesterday. That's the left way in my head. son every time my dog

barks at the fucking door you know what bothers me about the dog barking when someone's coming up is I know he's not going to actually do shit it's a she it's a girl dog

fuck I keep forgetting that bro I really keep forgetting that I think I might stop transing your dog you got them I know

you got so left I'm super left I am but I'm gonna zap it though I'm a zap that fucking dog up I am gonna zap it but just

for barking or jumping on people not for sitting in the wrong part of a spot trader we're just joking us on you did it you got him elected you helped us a little barely did anything we single-handedly changed the world. We're welcome everyone dude. Now buses are free

rents are free rent is free food. Food is free. Prostitutes are free. Yes. Shout out Ayatollah, come on Can't wait. Zorani. We fucking did it. We fucking did it. How are you guys feeling now?

How are you guys handling it? I root for everybody brown, dude. Yeah. I'm happy. I'm a thousand dollars richer. Who are not root for? I cost. I'm a thousand dollars richer.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I texted Zoran. Good luck the day of the election. I said, good luck, dog. It'll be great. You root for everybody brown. I'm a great guy. You do.

Everyone brown. Everyone brown. Well, not. Wait, everyone. I mean, that's what he said, that's what he said. Except if there have anything to do with anything you care about. I care about politics. That is fuck-nosed, my suckers.

No, no, no, just don't have a white wife. You know what I mean? Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife? Automating, you just said it. Say it again. I said that? Do you lose brown points if you got a white wife? Yeah. A hundred percent.

Look at the math right there. Hey, man, there ain't nothing wrong with the white, dude. Yeah. I like the white. Oh, life is easier, but it ain't worth it. They ain't that easy. The struggles, what makes it. Hey, I said ER, okay?

I'm just saying, it ain't that easy. Every time I have a friend who, like, he starts a day an Indian girl after I've met him, and then he thinks, like, whatever, I'm always like, they're crazy, and they go, every girl is crazy. And then three months later, they come to me, and they're like, I did not know you could fight about this kind of shit.

Really, the only possible to fight. Like, yeah, every time, every time. This is what you're trying to lace Miles up with. You're trying to get Miles of the Brown girl. But Miles would do well with that. Yeah. He's patient. How's he do well

in the nice South Indian? You know what I mean? Just fucking Mississippi Massala-looking ass girl. Also, that's a good thing. That's Zoran's mom that made that movie,

by the way. Shouts! Yeah, that's true. It should be better for you all. Sharia law now. Yeah. I told my mister shut up yesterday.

As soon as Zora, she was celebrating too long. She was celebrating too long. Get on TikTok, you know. It's too much now. Cover your fucking head. You want to wear some TikTok. Yeah.

Your fucking head. When are we covering these girls up, man? That's a good point. Yeah. You should be able to see a girl doing a TikTok on a sheet on the street and then wrap a fucking sheet over her. You should be able to do that in the New New York. Yeah.

Shouldn't you? Many religious police? If we have Sharia law. Yes. 100%. I already told Al Dern Brilliant idiots he got to pay the Jizziah. The Jizier text. You got to pay to Jizier too.

I thought it was some shit, right? I thought it was a thing. We looked it up as real. Why not? I'm Muslim now, bro. No, no. I am Muslim texts. Al-Alam al-Aqam, my boy.

You call it a non-Muslim tax. I call it a going to heaven tax. Yo, that jizier, I was looking up that jizier. Okay. That is a great deal. I don't know why anybody was complaining in that throughout this stuff. Okay, tell me, explain it to me. You got to pay like 2.5%.

Mm-hmm. Okay? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, hear me out, my boy, just hear me out, my boy, just hear me out, my boy. Just hear me out, my boy. Just hear me out, my boy. Muzzies, they got to give 10% of their wealth to charity or whatever. Okay. Charity. Okay. But they don't have to pay that jizzy of 2.5.

You don't have to give 10% of your wealth to charity. Oh. You pay 2.5, and you don't even got to fight in the wars. You get to live in the muzzy country. Wow. 2.5% tax, right? Light war. And you don't even have got to defend yourself

They're going to defend you That's awesome Yeah And you get to yell at your wife Everyone wins This is why I think that the other religions Don't last in Muslim countries Because they're jealous

Oh they just switch up So these motherfuckers don't gotta die They only gotta pay the Jizziah So we're coughing up 10% These Muslim countries like We need shit to be more affordable Is Zoron's policies Isn't that quote?

It's crazy Jizia taxes 2% How much Zoron taxing millionaires 2% He just hit us with the jizziah. Sonny, hit us with the house with the jizziah. Oh, that's fine. He hit us with the Cheezzi.

That's happening. It's getting us. The tequila. This is the first step to tequila. The tequila is fired. I just had some tequias at 7-Eleven. Tequito. What's that?

Tequia, man. What's that? That's how the Muslims sneak in Islam with an openly Muslim cop. That's right. That's right in the city. They're sneaking it in. They're real sneaky. They're allowed to love it.

lie in order to convert people or some shit like that? To save their lives. Why would you say that about Muslims, dog? What a crazy thing to say about Muslims. You're you're a fucking cannibal, dude. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. You're a cannibal. You're a fucking animal. That's true.

I'm a commie. No, no, no, no. I'm on board, man. Join the team, guys. Yeah, I was way too happy about Zon wrong, bro. You're happy? Hey, you've seen the WTF fucking time change policy, refund policy, this motherfucker capitalist as it gets, boy.

You ain't getting your money back from WTF. Wait, what's the time change policy? I don't know, what is that? Hey, you try to change your time, hey, can I record an hour later? Yeah, I just got to charge you for that hour. What happens, socialist? Wait, wait, oh, yeah, because my workers there already. Can I just ask you

change right before your fucking shit? Do you guys have a lateness issue with WD? Yeah, whenever Indians book. So there is a little bit of a lateness issue at the studio. Yes, from certain clients. From certain clients. You putting that all on us?

Certain clients. You putting that all on us? The Zoron descent. Uganda. Some Zos? Yeah, some Zos. Oh, yeah, African-Americans. That's who you're talking about.

We talked about Duran. That made nothing to. All right, so do you think people stop pretending to give a fuck about New York now? Is this the new Riyadh Comedy Festival? Where, like, everybody's talking about it. And now two weeks are now, nobody will care who to marry. of New York is, or do you think that they're just going to go nonstop? They're going to go nonstop.

Every bad thing happens. It's just the same thing that it's so funny watching them complain just like the left complain about Trump. I actually, I think I was telling you all this. I like, we need, you can't just have one party in power. Yeah. You need, because like when it was only Republicans in power,

it's like, the Dems can be so whiny because they're not responsible for anything. They just get to point the finger on wine. When at least like the Dems run Congress, and nothing happens, they point the finger at the president, but then they're also responsible for nothing happening.

You want an even game. You wouldn't even game of wine, yeah, exactly. Right, because they're all full of shit, but when you have no power at all, you just get the point of finger. So it's nice that there is like super lefty that is running New York, which is really just the only other real position of government.

There's president and there's mayor of New York to know. If you are in government, any other capacity, you are a feckless s-ha-ha-ha-ha. You can say that now. You can say that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Your position means nothing.

And you need a podcast, get both of them elected. That's what you need. Honestly, you need both. I hate how powerful we are. It's a burden. It's a burden. I hate it. I hate it.

I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. But it's a responsibility we have to take on, bro. We have to put balance in the universe. What did Uncle Ben say? With great power comes greater responsibility. Also, put the rights guy.

in the microwave. I was like, what the fuck? You, shout out. Both Uncle Ben's, man. Can we get Uncle Ben back? How do we get him back? Which Uncle Ben? The black one.

They took him off the rice. Nice. Don't on, bro. He's coming. He can be coming wearing one of them. What do you call that? What's Miles wearing? Coofee.

The coofy. Miles has on racist garb. You got, you got a talk. We were telling them before the pot, we're like, yo, whatever you don't wear that. They're not wear that. The fucking musseys are going to be upset. You guys had to talk me out.

I had a full, I had the burqa. You guys had to talk me at that. No, Miles was like, listen, they have a great sense of humor. They've come to the West so they can embrace Western values. And they would never get upset at us making fun of their garb because they understand the place that they came to for salvation. And then what did we say? And we were like, dab and dabbing da da da da da da da da da da da da da. Nah, Ben Miles was like, nah, they got to go home then.

Go home. Miles said, yo, if you can't take these jokes, you got to go home. And then we'll get paid crazy amounts for money to go there. See, that's a good point. If they all come here, then where are we going to go perform? That's a great point that you're making.

Click your heels twice for that. Yeah. Thank you. Okay? This is what's happening in Zoh's world. Put Miles in a burqa right now, dude. If only we had one in the studio.

Dude, if we had a fucking burqa, we could just put Miles in that shit. Is that offensive? No. Fuck is offensive about a little burqa. I don't know. I think we should throw you a little burkini

and let your nipples pop out. I want to see some hard nips in that little burkini. He's trying to be cute with the kufia. I don't know. He's trying to be. Hey, hey,

put your hair up. I don't think you're about to have your hair out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, bro. There you go. There it is. I look like choutsu.

That's a deep cut reference. Who? What? That's the Dragon Ball Z, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he look like that? Yeah, he doesn't. You really don't.

Pull it up in three to five hours. Amazon Prime. There you go, Joey. Joey did it. That doesn't. There you go, Joey. That should look racist in reverse. Doesn't it look like a...

Don't pull up. Don't pull up Mr. Popo. Oh, yeah. Mr. Po. Oh, that was crazy. Crazy. Yeah, that's a little bit crazy. How does Chausu die?

I think he blows himself up. I don't know. I legitimately think he is his super power is that he blows himself up. I'm almost certain that's because, like, most powerful. There's no way. It's superpowers, he blows himself up. That is a superpower, though.

Al, why are you dressed like me? What's going on here? Damn. Wow. Wow. I thought that would be racist for both of us. You thought it was real. That's what you're racist.

You thought that's really how I dress. No, no, you know, I'm wiggling out of this one, bro. I wiggle. I flipped it. And you wish he was that skinny. See how much more fun it is When the Dems have some power And shit is naughty again

We need shit to be naughty You don't realize how valuable the Dems are They make shit naughty And being naughty is fun Republicans want nothing to be naughty That's boring No no no because in the 80s That's why all these comics

Are like anti-religious Because the Republicans back then hated any religion talk So that was how you would be naughty As a comic in the 80s You know bro You're right about that No, no, no.

You are right about that. That is crazy. What was so crazy about it? Did I singed it? Yeah, well, and I saved a little for later? Turned into an F sharp. I'm 42 years old. He made it an F sharp, bro.

I'm out of doubt. It's just super powerful. Yeah, I just did a reverse pooh-pooh. What was the guy's name? A boo-pooh. I just did a chew-suie. I just did a chew-suie. You are nothing you could do about it.

You got pink-eye. That's why you're eye-thrift from right now. I threw pink eye in your left eye. I'd known him so long, I didn't even flinch. I wouldn't even reacting. He knows. Because it wasn't going to be no sound, and he had to make it go higher. We're Muslims now.

That right there is okay. That's a sign of gratitude. Really? That's halal. That is halal. That right there was halal. It smells like halal, bro. That was fucking wild.

All right. That was fucked up, Mark. I don't like it. I don't like you try to say they smell, bro. No, you were eating a whole. And literally washed their hands and feet five times a day. And a bidet. And they got a hell of a bidet.

And they got a bad day. How could they smell? I agree. Cleanest browns, probably. But a little bit of white sauce goes a long way. Oh, my God. Stop. How about that?

Put that in your cafe and smoke it. Okay? Why don't you take that? Okay? Why don't you take that? This is New York. New York is back. New York is back on the guy.

I love it. As much as you didn't want it. As much as you didn't want to be the only brown guy selling out shows everywhere. No, you're right. I was, bro. But, no, there's going to be more than one brown here, bro. There's more than one brown in this town. Zaharan's moving tickets, dude.

He's moving tickets. Moving thick. Turn a volume up. Turn that volume. You like that speech? Turn that volume. He had some bangers, dude. He did.

You'll listen to it though. You go, what exactly does that mean? Everybody, I have a show announced in the United States of America. Providence, Rhode Island, the Little Roady Laugh Riots, comedy festival up there. The Providence Performing Arts Center, March 28th, I will be up there. And tickets go on pre-sale right now. They are on presale right now. So the only show that I've announced in the United States.

Cote is Andrew, go get them, and I'll see you guys up there in Providence. We didn't hit Providence last tour. I felt bad about it. I need to give you guys something. So I'll see you soon. Peace. Also, guys, tour dates. This weekend, Orlando sold out.

Sorry. November 21st through 23rd, we have sold out all the shows at Cobbs Comedy Club, but we added one the 22nd Saturday 3 p.m. matinee show. Let's sell that bitch out as soon as we can. December 4th through 7th, we got Irvine. Those dates and so many more. or at Akash Singh.com, Generational Triumph Tour. This is probably an insane tour,

and I'm going to kill myself from the workload, but I love you guys. I'm so excited to perform this hour for you all. Get your tickets, please, Akashang.com. What's up, beautiful people? I have some dates. I'm coming on the road, yes, and I want to see you, every single person.

I want to come, shake your hand. I want to shake your hand, all right? New York City, November 11th. We got Mary Lou. This is a part of the New York City Comedy Festival. It's going to be awesome. We've got some of our best comics in New York are coming to this one.

This one we're going all out for. So come to that show. It's going to be great in other news. I'm also going to Denver, Colorado, Hoboken, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Fort Wayne, Indiana, Detroit, Chicago, and many more dates coming in 2026. I cannot wait to see you guys there. Come join me for one singular hour of stand-up comedy. I'm bringing my friends. It's a fantastic show. I'm telling you. It's worth the time. It's worth the money. Worth the babysitter. All that. So come out. Shake my hand. I'll see you there. Peace. No, Charlemagne's so funny He's like, because Charlaman calls shit out And it's just the most hilarious He's like, yeah, when anybody When everybody is When someone is likable, whatever they do

Is like, it's just the most fly shit And he's like, you know If Kamala the night before the election Was like at a gay bar in Brooklyn, People are like, what the fuck is this bitch Do it? Be out there on the road If Cuomo has had some like late night party

But when Zoh does it, it's the flyer shit He has a great point He hits everybody. He gets you with the rap shit He goes to the gay club He just in touch with all the shit. Because he's likable. That's part of what makes him likable. He's in touch with every, like, little group.

Yes, he ran a fantastic campaign. I'm just saying when you do, whatever you do is the hot shit. Yeah. Yeah. Being young goes a long way too, though. Remember when Hillary went to the bar and she was like pouring up beers and shit? And everyone was like, what the fuck are you doing? She tried to make a Pokemon Go thing.

Taking a tits out and slap them together. That's a fucking science experiment. Exactly. That would go a long way. That's what we want to see. I'll go forward. We want a little seal a sea world with your tits. Oh,

is it that hard to ask? You've been Secretary of State, but I haven't seen your tits slapped together like a sealed to sea world. Okay? You run the Clinton Foundation. $50 million a year of donations, but I haven't seen. Oh,

oh, oh, oh. Sorry. Okay. The voice cry. Is it that much to as? As an American? as a citizen of the United States of American

someone who was born here I got to look at your tits in a pantsuit not slam it past four to God He sounds like he's crying He's crying right How do we even call this a country I don't even call the country

Who would call the country Of course we don't got no borders Of course there's no fucking borders I put it right on the wall Myself like humpity dumpty just sitting on that wall you know what she'll be doing what she'd be doing

that I'll do it what would she be doing out how would she be telling the Mexicans are going to fuck back why would she be doing that disgusting act

that was scared that was idiot why the hell would she be doing that if she was out there doing that there'd be a line of 40 million Mexicans thinking it was an Orchata parade

That's a wrong, bro America is finally back It really is, dude It feels back Vives are up We got too much right And there wasn't enough fun You need like the hall monitors

Yeah That's the Dems of the hall monitors And it's no much No fun in the hallway Without a monitor somewhere So we need them to have a little power And you know Being mayor of New York is the only other position

of government that matters. What is everybody else? What do you call them? Feclous. Per people. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. Feckless people. Fecliss people.

But do they do, does Ted Cruz do anything? It goes to Mexico. It goes on vacations. It takes a nice little vacation every night and again. He doesn't do much more, but Gavin Newsome? Nothing. What is Gavin Newsome want? Besides being president?

Yeah. Is he ask him for sponsors? I mean, he's running a pod. He probably wants a little bit of... I got nobody elected. He wants a views. So I knew what's crazy? Maybe a little blue choose.

Yo, the governor of California does the podcast, we got more political power than him. Ain't that crazy? It is crazy. I mean, look at us, dude. Right? It is crazy. I don't like the amount of power.

Yeah. I wake up in the morning and I feel uncomfortable. That's one thing I know about Shultz. He don't like power. I don't like it. I don't want to put my sword on someone's shoulders and then enite them immediately. No, I know. I know.

Do you want to do that? No, I don't. Oh, God. I don't want to do that. What do we do? How do we get rid of this power? I think we have to relinquish it. Oh, okay. From this day forth. All right.

I think we have to say, we're not getting any more people elected. I think that's a great stance. No. Stamped. That's the decision is final. That's the gavel. now I'm just Ken, we're going to fuck up elections forever

I'm going to fuck up elections as long as there's elections. Yeah. What do you guys think will actually happen, though? In all seriousness. Nothing. Really? I pay a little bit more in taxes. You pay a little bit more in taxes. Maybe we get free buses. Do you think he'll even be able to raise the taxes?

I don't know. But, dude, one percent is not, like, what are we, or two percent? It's, what if, $40,000 for every million you make? I have a chance it's worth taken to not be the exact same. There you go. You know what I mean? Al's corporate in Puerto Rico, bro.

He's not. I was not. I was not tripping out, yeah, the IRS guy. It's a little bit away from there, Florida, but, you know, who's kind of? IRS got to check on him. Go check on Alex, man. I'm sick of paying all my taxes.

Headquarters in Florida, bro. Go check on Alex. Don't do that. No, like, what do you think he'll be able to do? I think that's the big question. And we asked him that on the pod. But what do you think he'll be able to actually get done? And what will?

If he can cut government waste, I'm happy. If he can get some of these consultants out of there, which he might have the power to do. How much do you say it costs to design those trash cans? Which, by the way, they look pretty good. But he said it's like $20 million or something just to design it. Do you save us that $20 million? I'm good.

I'm happy. Yeah, I think Trump goes to war with them. So I think National Guard. Fuck the White House up, Doug. This in New York City. We're storming it. Yo, we might need to storm it, dude. All right.

So here's the question. Don't you think that it would be smarter for Trump for him to not go to war at all? Yep. Like, I think that Trump should just like keep giving whatever funding he's already given. Because if he doesn't go to war

at all, if he goes to war, then he's created a boogeyman for Mamdani's supporters. Yep. So if Mumdney... We couldn't get anything done. Trump got in the way. Exactly.

If Trump doesn't, get in the way at all and things don't go well then Trump just goes to go hey I gave you a fair shot they didn't go well like will you change your policies like don't put your ego in this at all like if you actually care about the people why don't you do something that will help them that's not working out um that's not Trump though yeah that's not too oh I know I'm just saying like the thing that would be the most beneficial and then if things actually work out for New York City Trump just gets to go I love New York and it's an important city and it's an important city And I wanted the people of New York to have the best chance again.

I didn't want politics to get in the way. I hate our politicians getting in the way. That would be fire. You know. I mean, you can win if you're Trump in this situation. There's zero chance that happens. I think because the reason. I'll bet that doesn't know.

Come on, Trump. He wants all the credit for everything. And you know he's going to try to make New York's life miserable. Yeah. Because they need a buggy man, too. Who is they? The right. The right.

The right. You're melting down. So now this is... $20,000 for every million you make. Going to break you, dog. That's going to break you. How are you going to survive? Oh, watch this thing fall apart.

It's the exact... Remember how sad New York was after Trump won in 2016? Do you remember? Oh, no, man. We was popping that. This shit was great. No, no. No, but once I left your house...

Once you left the party, no. You got so sad. And that's how the left is acting now. There were people sad. That shit was kind of funny. It was only because of the arrogance that they had. going into it. It was funny, dude. You know, to book the Javitt Center with the glass ceiling

because we're going to break through it? You fucking loser. I know. Unbelievable, dude. And then just watching them fucking go home, it was unbelievable. That would be a fun party to go to, though. That would have been kind of fun. To DJ that party would be awesome. Oh, my God. Just mad world, nonstop. It would be fucking unreal.

But yeah, watching the right is doing the same thing now. Yeah. And they're acting like they're so different. Oh, this city's going to slide in. A bunch of people who don't live here texting me. Yeah. They're obsessed. bro your city's gonna what is it gonna fall apart i think he'll get the buses done and the rent freeze what makes you think he'll get the buses done because it's not that costly and they they've already

figured out ways to get the funding for that one interesting that doesn't involve raising taxes so that's like the first thing he's he's he's done it everybody's happy yeah am i saying that will make him the best mayor i don't think i think he's i think his base will be happy enough if he does that so the question is does his base the question is does his base actually want these things and need these things to survive or these

things somewhat performative and acts of rebellion against the status quo I think more to former than the latter okay so if they need them to survive then like there's I've seen like the Zoron supporters right like most of these people I would imagine are like people who have moved to New York City they're coming here

to try to achieve their dreams in a lot of ways kind of like you guys right And it's like coming here to achieve their dreams. They're not only in creative fields, but they can be in other fields. And maybe things haven't worked out for them just yet. And they're looking for a little bit of an extension on the time that they can go after it. Right? They have $200,000 worth of student loans.

They got all this other stuff that's like really getting in the way of them potentially achieving these dreams. And so I don't think being able to take the bus for free is going to change their life. No. So that's why I don't think that the bus thing. I actually think the bus is held. like real New Yorkers who are poor people who are living like check to check and government assistance like that helps actual poor people but like the 20 to 29 or the 20 to 34 year olds that are like pseudo creative directors and these types of like kind of pseudo artist people

they don't ride the bus like that yeah but he needed to do something to hit each group so the buses are for the poor people right the rent freeze and the I think even the supermarkets are going to be for middle class. Because imagine, if I can have my choice of a Trader Joe's or government-run supermarket, they sell the same eggs, but these eggs are $4 cheaper, I'm going to go there. Yeah. And then there's going to be a line around the park, and then everybody has to drop their prices in order to compete.

Yeah. I think we're in a place where the expectation for politicians or the hope for a politician is not even that you help us anymore. It's just stop helping only the rich people. Yeah, I think that's a great way. And I think if I'm a guy who looks at people who are struggling, I'm like, you know what? They got free buses. Even if I don't need them, that's, oh my God, somebody finally fucking did that for those.

I think it's kind of symbolic. They're just like, who's going to piss off Trump the most? I don't know. I think that's part of it. Can you speak on that a little bit? I feel like there's a sentiment of like, okay, Trump, like, there's people in New York that, like, Trump is a dictator. You're going to take over the country, da-da-da. Who can we elect that's going to, like, actively aggravate that?

Yeah. And Zoron's made it very clear. Like, I'm going to go against it. Cuomo gets endorsed by. him. It's like, oh, he's not going to do it. And Sliwa, people don't know, he's still battling the mob. So no one knows exactly what's happening. But they're like, this guy is going to just make his life hell. And symbolically, he represents everything the MAGA hates. Yes. I think a lot of people that are like, yeah, the buses are cool. It feels like it's symbolically helping

like the poor working class. But more so, it's like fuck Trump. I think that this is a component that is not spoken about enough. I think New York has always been unaffordable. And that's one of the things about New York. Like, New York didn't become too expensive this. year or the year before like we've always talked about how expensive new york is maybe it's become disproportionately so over the last six years right like we talked to darn about that it's like i think two bedrooms are up 90% at six or something crazy but i do think that there is to what you're talking about like let's say let's call like the identity politics bubble that was like really um just mushed into the grounds by maga right like the the the maga victory and like

every single swing state and like the absolute dominance in the election was this message like yo the pronouns are gone you're not doing any of that shit it's kind of dead right and I think those people have been incredibly upset angry and aggravated and they like standing for someone who seems like is going to have their back and what's very interesting is that mom don't even really talk about identity politics on the issue he kind of like really ran a burning campaign yeah like Bernie don't give a fuck about if you're gay or not. He said it as much on the pod. He says, who cares if you're gay?

You're a good person or not. But Zoran already checks off multiple of the identity politics. Immigrant, brown, African, Muslim, right? So he's already part of the community, and his politics reflect the community. So it's a very interesting, like simply by subscribing to him, you are rejecting MAGA. And I think that that's not talked about enough. I think people made it just about affordability, but there's a lot of people like the people kind of queening out about it.

Like, I never met a broke gay guy. I don't, I never met one. I don't even think they exist. I really don't know. They're not spending money trying to get pussy. Here's what I would say to that. So just like, so I really feel just to butt it up, like I really do feel like he was able to galvanize that community as well.

Yes, as well as well. Well, it turns out of 2008 to 2016, conservatives got fucking mush into the ground. PC politics went up, went up, went up. And part of Trump's appeal was the absolute rejection of that. And it will piss off these left-wing people who are telling us we can't say XYZ. So that exists. We're making fun of us for being dumb every single night on TV.

Oh, yeah, you don't get it. And then Trump starts to make fun of them. And it's like, ooh, that revenge feels great. Yeah, it feels nice. Who cares about that other stuff. That is a factor. I think overall it was, like you said, the past six years, prices have gone up. a box of cereal by my house is $10.

Yeah, there's no question. The prices are absurd, and he tapped into that. And this is what, again, I said this before. What people don't understand is your entire policy cannot be that guy bad. Cuomo offered nothing a single person. People I know who were dying for Cuomo to win can't name a single policy of his. Yeah. They don't know anything.

Yeah. Zoron, even if they're not achievable, okay, rent-frees, the grocery stores, the government-owned grocery stores, the free buses. We know something. This is the same thing that happened with Trump when they ran, Hillary against him and when they ran Kamala against him. Your entire campaign was that guy's bad. It just won't work. And that's why I think people

are going to realize. They're like, I'm not doing this guy's bad. And that's why I kind of push back on Marx, because I don't think a lot of the people who voted really care to vote in somebody who's going to battle Trump. They just wanted to vote somebody who's looking out for them. And I think a lot of the middle

like Trump gained ground here in New York because he was speaking to, hey, I'm going to lower calls to food and all this type of shit. So he just spoke to those same people. And he was like, yo, we've seen Trump. It's been a year so far. He hadn't done anything to bring things in that direction. I'm going to just try on this other guy. And to add to that point, that Israel moment was like a watershed moment for Zoron. Because he was like, now I'm worried about people here. And we're like, oh, look at that.

He's worried about us. Yeah. That's cool. Because this is the biggest voter turnout since like the 1960s or something like that. Like he got a lot of people out of the house. I guess I'm talking about the symbolic part from like the Bushwick white girl that's like a creative director who's like dad works as some big company and she moved here four years ago. She's not affected by the price of rent because her dad pays it. Her rent

is always frozen. She loves cost playing broken. You know what I mean? Like but yeah but yet she is like really impassioned about this. So like understanding why I think is important I think Mark tapped into it 100%. And I think it's like yeah we get to hell the poor people whatever but it's like which is part of her identity also

Yeah exactly. But it's as well I think as well as we it's part of it. It's got her in college. They marked sister up in college. Yes, bro. She got liberalized. She got liberalized in college. Yeah. You know, came to New York. She's gay now. She's gay now. Couldn't make it. Is she single?

Because it is interesting. It's like, I haven't seen a lot of, like, support for Zoram from, like, actual New Yorkers. I'm not saying that to undercut him. But, like, what I mean by, like, an actual New Yorker is, like, somebody who was born here. The fuck you. Yeah, but you're like, you're performing.

You know what we're saying. No, no. You want to be at the party. I was a Bernie, bro. I like AOC. What's an actual New Yorker for you, to you? Me. You grew up in a beach community.

You grew up near the ocean. You were barely in New York. New Yorkers are people who grew up in the boroughs. Not Manhattan. There's only one city. Ben, he does. When he does, then he wins. I know, I know.

This kind of, I don't think this is fully fair, but this is kind of what Andrew said. So what am I saying? How long, this is a poll, how long have you lived in New Yorker? How long you lived in New York City? Less than five years, five to ten, ten plus, and then I was born in New York City. The blue is how many people voted for Zoron, percentage-wise, and the gray is Cuomo. So 45% of people born in New York City voted for Cuomo versus 34% born in New York City voted for Zoron. I also think some of that is just a lot of those people are probably older.

If you're less than five years in New York City, 83% of it. them voted for Zora. Here's what I would say. 10 plus years, but not born here? 10 plus years, but not born here? No, but this is a really important point. If you're here less than five years, you voted for Zora.

This is the exact thing we're saying. There's no cost to this not working out to you because you'll go home. This is really not your home. This is a dream or a right of passage. It's a beautiful thing. We want the whole world to come here. but I want you guys to come here

I want everybody who has a dream who comes to New York but if it doesn't work out you'll go home so this is a fun little experiment for you like yeah maybe the rent will freeze and blah blah blah and if it doesn't work out and things do happen which I don't think they will by the way but if it was to go horribly wrong

you would just move back to Dallas or you move back to Tennessee and move back to wherever that makes sense I think you're right we don't get to do that so that's why I think you see a lot more New Yorker New Yorkers like you know New York is rough and that kind of shit, but like, I'm not rolling the dice on whatever

comedy this and whatever the fuck they say about him, because I can't go nowhere else. Here's what I would say to that. I think you're right. What you say I, sorry, I think five to ten years you're pretty much here. Ten plus years, you got roots here. You're probably not leaving. And both of those groups still voted heavily in favor. But you're not a New Yorker. I also

think, born and raised New Yorker. I will never say I'm a New Yorker, but I'm here, I'm not leaving. As much as I keep saying, I'm going to. I haven't left. I'm dying to. I'm dying. You got no roots to New York. I have my fuck my whole in-laws are here idiots no you want to go to a muslim country bro you're trying to go to london you're trying to go to london you're trying to go to london my stupid nieces my hell it all here no you're gonna take him to london bro you're gonna hijababab their parents are idiots for raising

your job and the whole fan my niece is stupid parents i should say i mean honest i'm very impressed i was born in new york city 34% that's what i'm saying all numbers here's the other thing's really good the other thing is a lot of those people born in york city are probably older and older people just tend to be more in general. So I think the 45% is some of that that you've got to account for. And name recognition. If you're born here, you've heard Cuomo your whole life. So some people just... Farred. Fart. Yeah. It's a good point. So a lot of people just get in the shit and they see a name they recognize in both. Yeah. And they're easier to scare with, oh my God, communism and squeeze it out.

I could squeeze it out. No, I think that's fair. I think what you said is fair about less than five years for sure. That's a great point. And it probably still applies at five to ten. I think 10 plus for the most part. not, most of them aren't going anywhere. Most of them are here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might not be. And then I think born in New York City, 34% is not bad, and a lot of those people are probably older.

That number is very impressive. That number is very impressive. He beat the shit out of the guy. If Slewa, every Slewa voted, every Slewa voter voted for Cuomo, he still loses. Really? Yeah. Where is Slewa right now? Does he know what's over?

Yeah. I feel like he's still out there. He's on the subway. He's on the subway. He's looking for criminals. No, but this is what he does every four years. He runs every four years. I'll vote for him next time.

I will. I'll run it for sleep on me. Did we talk about it? No, we talk about Brailleid idiots. About how, like, I don't think he really wanted to win. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk about it here, too? On Patreon, yeah.

Oh, we did on Patreon, yeah. Yeah, because he didn't, he refused to come on Flayor, and there's only one way you win. Well, he asked, the team reached out, and then I was hitting up his. And again, this is all like, what is the word we use? Speculative? Allegedly? Allegedly, but it's not alleged because I said it. Speculative?

Yeah, I'm a, I'm speculating. speculating on their decisions. This is not facts. Don't sue us. But I reached out, trying to get them on. And then the campaign director, whoever was, I'm connected to, is just reading Texas, but not sending anything back. This is the biggest platform in New York City.

Like, why would you not want to go on a few weeks before the election? Unless, and this is how I would speculate. I'd be like, maybe he's like, I'm not going to duck out of the election because I already said I won't go anywhere. but what I will do is not do any big press before to not chip away anymore at Cuomo. I'll kind of like hide the last two weeks. Or someone got right to his campaign guy

and said, you know, I'll give you X amount of money. Just don't say yes to any more big interviews before we want to see if we can do this. Because to me, it makes zero sense. If you reached out originally, we're reaching out trying to get you on and you're not even, you're reading the text and not even respondent? Yeah, that's crazy. What could you possibly do?

Like, let's look at the media he did the last two weeks before the election. There was a debate? No, it was even after. Sorry, it was, yeah, it was right. There was one more debate, and then nothing else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of a smart play, though.

Every four years you run and then just get paid to bounce. Allegedly? Allegedly. Allegedly, is it coming up. The whole family working for the campaign. And I got a lot of respect for Curtis, but, like, yeah, you know,

he put the work in on the street. Like, he definitely is protecting people. I don't think people maybe even understand his history but you know girls feeling out of the guardian angels like if you're a chick walking out of the street feeling safe in the neighborhood they'll just walk you home like it's for it was amazing so it's like an amazing contribution to the city for nothing yeah you know and like uh what are you laughing at sholz said it was impressive that he taught puerto riggins not to cat call like that is it is impressive to do he did he got him in

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I mean bro they're like bro he's going to do this again from the inside that shit is fucked up come on that shit is fucked up how are we going to let him do it again how are we going to let him do it again the guy was 13 years old stuff like that it's a mastermind of 9-11 at 13 years old about this guy's guys Truly genius. I also want to say Zoron's mom looked at the election results were just like, you're only a mayor? That's pretty funny.

So in mayor at 34, somebody said that's like, that's brutal for all brown kids. Yeah. The mayor of New York City's only 34 years old. He's not president. He's not old enough. Yeah. So what are you doing?

Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, you think Trump tries to deport him? Yeah. Nah, you can't deport him. You've been here too long. I don't like that. I hope he can't. Mine is business on that shit.

Like, don't get in his way. Let him try to do his things. If the things don't work, there you go. You can campaign on that if you're Trump. If the things ain't working, it is what it is. It's funny. You said you can campaign. Like, we're just assuming he's running again.

It's the third time. I know what he would run. Look at the... Why wouldn't he run? He's not allowed to. Nah. You just have JD run as president. Trump runs his vice and then J.D. steps down.

Hmm. J.D. seems like the type of guy who ain't going to... He'll pretend he's on board with that. And then... Mary Eric Corkin. You know, that shit is foul, too. That is nasty. It's wild, bro.

It's nasty. It's a wild place out there. Yeah. You're trying to make Ushah Christian all of a sudden. That's my hot take. Before J.D. runs, Usha converts to Christian. Yeah.

I can see that. I can see that. Would you give it another look? But that was kind of foul. What? Just like... What? Oh, on the bus like that?

When he won't? No, he wouldn't. You said I hope she converts to Christianity. Yeah. I mean, of course he does. Bro. What was that combo like when got back in the car because he says that

shit and then the next day he's like Ushah has no plans to convert to any other religion he said that like the next day like I'm pretty sure like his office put out a statement and out bro I'm telling you how you think Indian women is a game y'all ain't this guy said fun being president dude I just wanted to listen to the back of the car like a baby I know I just said it

I didn't know I was just in the moment like I'll tell I'll tweet it I'm sorry I'm sorry to him trying to cap with his girl in the back of an SUV is the funniest of the world son Vice President of America getting bitched by his wife like I No, I know. I know. It's so funny. You sort of hugged. He's like, yo, why fuck this bitch hand was in your hair, you know? It's an accident. She's short of them. I don't know.

It's also their secret service. So it's not like an Uber driver you're never going to see again. Oh, yeah. He's fighting in front of this guy. I would love to get a secret service guy to just tell us all the tea on whoever president they protected. Do they sign an oath? They signed an NDA probably? Yeah, they must. Must, right? Driving some hip, hip, shit. You think Trump should take over the Knicks? I feel like that's what he's saying with this. He's saying he wants the Knicks, dude. What is he saying right here?

Don't forget who's daddy. New York, don't forget who's daddy. See, this is what we need. We need a little parody. It's like the NFL. It's like a salary cap. Yes. Yeah.

Yes. A little parody. That's the problem. Like, Democrats, like, gets your fucking shit together, you losers. We actually want you guys to be in power, at least have some power so there can be like a fun little balance and then nothing really gets done, but everybody eats. that's this is a mad the american way yeah we're coming who you got what's gonna happen

aOC's gonna take schuma out of there i don't know dude yep what is it for what position i don't even know oh jeffreys is gone oh okay i don't know when his when he when his re-election but still like he's out of here right

probably but he's he got some strong allies That shit might be Nick Fuentes getting them out of the pain They're not playing games Oh my God A little 7,000 here 7,000 there

Yo, it is true or no You get paid a little 7 grand We should find out I ain't got no 7 grand Yeah let's look into it Let's just see 7 is kind of light That's light dog

Come on we get people elected over here Yeah it's a good point I'm for sale but like the number got to be right seven figures come talk to me each thing good you say

oh you can rack them up yeah or it's just per episode I think it's per post is what they were saying so every time you post it's seven grand come on step it up step it up seven is light man's can't pay more than that

they'd be treating a lot though yeah they're doing a lot in one day you pretty all right what's cows you said who will be the next speaker at house right now they're saying saying hakeem jeffreys

ain't no way he's out of here bro that guy's that's charlemagne's fault charlamee cooked him with the apache Shakur yeah he's he is that's his fault motherfucker you saw when he was hiding behind him when he was in a picture with uh BB but he's oh really yeah so it's like a group

of Dems and Republicans and he's just like hiding in the back no oh that's hilarious yeah why does Trump keep giving press conferences stepping out of the bathroom that's fire like why he's like he's like in a doorway every time I see a clip of talking about on the plane? Yeah, he's just like popping out. It's like, all right. Because he loves

chopping up. Like, but why? He loves chopping it up. Yo, we invaded Nigeria. Anyway, I have a safe flight and just bounces. That's at Schultz's book. Yeah. You ever see somebody who looked down the hallway of the bathroom and someone 's talking to Schultz through the door? Yeah. I saw his buddy come in to hang with him and Schultz was like, yo, talk

to me. Bro. He's standing outside the door of the bathroom. I love this. Just leaning outside of the doorframe. This is kind of where the best convos happened, though. You know? You're trying to leave and you're like, all right, one more thing. By the way, grab the frame a little bit. I mean, it's just fire. Wait, are they flying? Yeah, they're flying. Press flies.

They're in the air. Wait, the press is with them? Yeah, come on. Air Force One. I didn't know that. It's a quiet plane. I mean, that's... Y'all got to watch West Wing. I didn't know they fly with them.

Yeah. A host of press flies to all the places he goes. People that he chooses or just any old... The press secretary and a bunch of press, yeah. That's so funny. And then they do pressers on the plane and then they ask questions. Like, the press secretary will ask, answer questions. I feel like that tilts the balance of power a little bit.

They get itineraries of, like, what's going on that day? In what way? You've ever been on someone's playing, and they're talking to you? You're like, yeah, whatever you, I agree. Like, if I'm on someone's plane, I'll be like, yeah, whatever you say, bro. Nigeria needs it. Is this the plane from the Qataris? No, they didn't fit that one just yet, I think.

What is that one doing? It's getting in the World Cup in 2042, probably. Oh, really? What does America decide that? No, I'm guessing. I was throwing out some shit. I mean, it's just fire. Giving press conference on your own playings.

Guitar already had the World Cup. I know. Yeah. I was saying it was a bribe. I got, got, got, got, got. It'll be fun to see. Yo, you seen Baron Trump making crazy money, allegedly? Doing what?

On the crypto shit? You mean all the Trump's making crazy money? Allegedly. Allegedly. How? Put me on how? That, like, bro, I mean, coffee zeal just did something about it. But basically, it was like, the day before Trump announced, like, some tariff stuff,

There was, like, a crazy position put on Bitcoin, and it, like, tanked. And that account made, like, 150 mil in a day. Could you slide back a little bit? My boy... And then he did another tariff thing, like, right after I made another crazy amount. And people were speculating that as Baron Trump, allegedly. I mean, look, you got to be mad at both him and Pelosi. You can't just choose one.

Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Politicians need to start waving different because... Zoron was doing that shit. yesterday and I was like, yo, move the hand.

He was doing it. Yeah, he kept doing it. I'm like, yo, just move it a little bit more. See, if you like somebody, it's all right. Yeah. Like somebody, it's okay. He started waving. He started waving.

If he ain't waved, he was going to get shit tomorrow. They ain't looking for anything right now. Yeah. All right, well, what's going on outside of politics? Bro, you seen the Louvre heist? Yeah, I heard they put some woman in charge of security and then she got jacked immediately. He probably stole him herself, greedy-ass bitch.

What was it? Jewelry or paintings. Jewelry. Jewelry. Go to her apartment. Go to her house. Bro, this story is just awesome. It's just proof that magic still exists

in the world. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Just a bunch of hot guys broke in the Louvre. How do you know they're hot? They got photos allegedly that I've seen. And they are hot.

Pull them up. Pull them up the photos. They're legit so hot. One of the guys is like a... Like your hand, yo. He's... I know. I know.

See? It's like you got it like this, bro. It's the communist way. But they showed a video of him. Apparently he's like a dirt biker, is the word. Nah, he's like a dirt biker. He's a dirt biker from, like,

he's a dirt biker from a rough neighborhood, bro. And he snuck in on a cherry picker. What race? I hate that you don't watch movies. Place beyond the pines. I know. Jake Gyllenhaal, whatever. Ryan Gosselin-type shit.

I hate this scooter and Sidney getting paparazzi while taking perfect pictures on a rock in Central Park. That's what the fuck I hate. Scooter, cut that shit out, bro. Cut that shit out, scoot. Yeah, bro, they snuck in, stole a bunch of Napoleon's, wives, exes, like, jewelry and shit, escaped, dropped one of them while they were escaping. No way.

Yeah. So they got away with it? 100 mil. And then they were caught, like, a week later. Where did they catch them? At their apartment. Just shown. Did they get all the jewels back?

I think so, yeah. Or no, there's still, like, one thing that's gone, and then one of the guys is still at large. One of the dudes that was a part of it, like, planned it. But, like, they popped in. snuck away on a motorcycle. He's got nice us. It's just like a movie. This shit is fire.

Nah, he's handsome. Right? Why are you not excited by this? Is he Arab? I think North African. Or like of North African descent. Yeah. Algerian.

I mean, if he's committing crime in France. Not a dude from a grand... Not in Zoron's New York, bro. You can't say that, bro. That's not he's getting in here, dude. Amnesty. Yeah, oh, true. What's this right here?

Luf Heist. That's how they did it? That's them escaping. No, that they backed us. a truck up and they wore a safety vest. They looked like they knew what they were doing. They had a guy with a clipboard and everything. Yeah, this is awesome.

Back that shit up. It's worth $80 million? 100 million. Why were they still at their apartment a week later? How do you sell it? That's why they stole jewels. I know about that. Black market? Yeah. Talk to me. Black market. You know what? Thank you. I didn't get it until you said that.

Now it's tricky. It's like mine a dinosaur skull. You got to do it illegally. But there are people that want dinosaur skulls But you shouldn't be able to buy them They should be in museums and other places So you got to buy it illegally And you got to buy it from someone It's not going to say that you bought it

Very difficult to buy a dinosaur skull Who do you know is buying a dinosaur skull I feel like this is very personal I did try Very difficult and very expensive And highly risky Because you have to do your own tests on it to make sure it's an actual dinosaur skull and not something crafted by Laster.

How do you test it? Sorry? How do you test it? Carbondated it? I've carbon dated it. I screamed into it. Played it like a shell a little bit. I did. I played it like a shell. That often works. Other tests that I don't want to tell you because they'll probably find a workaround for that. Yeah, true. But I did try to purchase a dinosaur skull. I will not say whether I did or didn't. because it's illegal to own something that powerful. Nicolich Cage blew $150 million in two European castles. See? A lot of smart dignified people that were not addicted to drugs

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Who did they steal these jewels from? Who did they steal the Jews from? Like, who did they? Who did the move? Where did they get the jewels? There was Napoleon's wives. And then where did they get the jewels? They stole them from India, probably.

That's what I'm so. I'm hype about this. I'm hype. I hope the Ambani's buying all that. It was Africa. Buy them all back, yo. They probably got them from the French diamond mines. It was like, it was definitely.

I hope Wakanda buys all them back. Yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They just stole the stolen shit, really. Yeah. Get your gift back.

Which is like, what's the law on that? Yeah. Why are you looking for these guys? Yeah, right? Even Stevens. Especially the guy's African. The guy that stole him is that. He's taking them home.

Wow. It's magic, bro. God bless you. And he's a dirt biker the whole time. Just add that in. Exactly. Badassering. right there.

They found him at the airport. That's where he was arrested with a one-way ticket to Algeria. Damn. Well, I thought they didn't get arrested. No, no, no. There's one of them is... One guy's at large.

A part of the commando team, as they call it. Wow. That's great. Yeah, Robin Museums is kind of... She's fire, bro. It's kind of okay. It's like, guilt-free. It's kill-free.

Because y'all stole that shit. Yeah. He's stealing it back. Sometimes it's a dinosaur skull. That's not stolen. That's God's property. Yeah, that's true. That's the one thing you shouldn't have.

Unless you steal it from one of us, allegedly. You should really return to dinosaurs' store. There was a Louvice back in the 1900s. You know what happened there? A guy came in. Mono Lisa got stolen. Mono Lisa wasn't even a coveted piece of art until it got stolen. Gone for two years.

Empty frame. People would come and take photographs that empty frame, and then they found it. I had a nocturnal omission last night. To Mona Lisa. He was saying about Da Vinci Code. Balls deep into Mona Lisa. It was great. That would be fire.

Honestly, think about it. It was crazy. Dude, your brain's its own AI. Yeah, it is. Right? Isn't this crazy? The Mona Lisa wasn't even like, it wasn't a hot piece

until it got stolen. Nobody cared. Because it's mid. Yeah, but the only answer to your point, the only reason it's because it got stolen and the story happened. Somebody stole the Mona Lisa? It's good.

Can we get Mona Lisa 34? Somebody's, no. Hey, hey, I'm being serious right now. Is somebody steal that shit? Yes, bro. 1911. no that makes you so mad

oh that's the show's his dream yeah that was me no go to the right there you go that's bro too many lines on the souls

there are feet what's going on it got bonded it was a little Pixar bubble she got right there yeah that's actually a nice one yeah go to that one right there golly

yeah godly they give him to Vince you all this credit when this fucking guy with AI is so much better. Yo, go back up. Go back up. Right there. That one right there. With her cheeks full.

The left one. The left one. The left one right there. That was crazy. Look how full her cheeks on. That's crazy. She huffs and she puffs and she blows the house. That's bananas. That's fire, dude.

This shit is bananas. Yo. Whoa. The Mona Lisa. the Hillary Clinton MASH up. Let's go, dude. Goodness, very sure. Fucking SeaWorld. Oh.

Oh, that's a nice. I like this site. So I kind of hope, okay, this site specific. Yeah, that site is nice. So I hope that the one dude stays free. They're also going to make a movie about this in three years, easily. They're in production right now.

But they got caught. Yeah, we need to know what happens. We didn't even a man to get away. This one guy get away? One guy is going to get away. Boofs all the diamonds. I mean. Exactly.

The timing on that was from... Unbelievable. And imagine one... That was just... Imagine a priceless jewel falls out. Just imagine. That's how he takes them back to Africa. Oh.

Yeah. Oh. That should be fired, man. That shit got me fired up for real. Magic still exists. A painting got stolen in 98 that they never got back. So this shit might not come back. What was the paint?

Was it a Rembrandt? It was a Renwa, I think. I knew it was a run. I lied you. What was it? John Baptiste Camille Carrow. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. But a Renwast painting was stolen in 1990. Oh, that was... At the same time, 12 pieces. You always get these mixed up, but you do. You always get them mixed up. It was stolen, man. Yeah.

So what happened with this is the female security leader? Promoted. She got promoted. Because now she made these jewels invaluable. Now they're so priceless. It's a new Mona Lisa. Everyone's going to go see him. More money for the loo.

Do you think that they do that on purpose? They should. Yeah, they've got to be missing for years, though. Got to keep it popping. Someone goes, you need a robbery. The case got to be empty, and people got to go take pictures of the case. It was empty for a little. Maybe they're trying to entice more robberies.

Maybe there hasn't been one for a minute, and they're like, yo, we're overdue. Maybe it's because now I'm a socialist, but I hope them, Jules, they go back to whoever they got stolen from in the first place. They're doing this with Egypt. Have you heard this? All the Egyptian artifacts got to go back. They're giving impairments back to the Jews? They're going. Why do they have to go back?

Because they belong to Egypt, property of. Wait, giving what back? All the Egyptian artifacts around the world got to go to Egypt based off one Instagram post I saw. Including the Egyptians, including the Egyptians. They also got to go back. So they built a big-ass museum, and they just like, hey, can we have all our shit back?

But right now, the museum's like half empty. And they're just going to hope that the rest of the world is there's a shit. That's really what it is. It's like the biggest museum of the world. I went to the Egyptian Museum. No, this is some new shit. When I went to his ass I'm like, well, that's what they're trying to fix, y'all.

But they need their shit back. You can't have no Egyptian museum. Al-a's just somewhere else. Doodoo. Do do. Well, that shit's kind of embarrassing. You have a whole museum and then you have empty placards of like, this is some shit that we want.

This is something. Like, that's just the wish list. A bunch of museum heists. Government project. All right, let me ask you guys something. Say-op. Let me just ask you something. Okay.

Some of, some of, some of these things only have value because Western society placed value on them. You're hearing the story about the Mona Lisa. Now we're talking.

I think it's fitting. I don't know if you've heard it. I was talking. My point is like if somebody went down there and robbed a museum and took them their museum shit

and put it in the Western Museum, that's fucked up. But if these things were just in the garbage somewhere, and somebody went down and they were like, whoa, like the Sphinx. We had to dust that bitch off. They didn't know what to do with that.

Because he shot his nose off. Nah, we had to, yes. But we also had to dust that bitch off. The shit was drowning. It was under sand. We had to dust all the sand off of it. We had to go in there. So.

Maybe they didn't know. They didn't know. They didn't know. If they don't know, then what's the point? They just forget. We gave it all the value. We gave it the value. You know how, you know,

Shifty would grab your phone and do something cool on it. you're like, I didn't know I could do that. That's what that's not his phone. But that's shifting. That's 50. My point is, my point is, if we took some shit, like, from the castle, if we took some shit from the museum, if we took some shit that had value, yeah, you got to give, your jewels in India had value, right? Like, you guys knew they were valuable. Now are you talking to me.

They took it. Now I'm listening. If we took a rickshaw that y'all didn't give a fuck about because you're like, oh, that was what we used to drive around back. the day we're gonna give a fuck about it and then it became this like ancient relic that was so important to history because the west made it special and then y'all go oh but we actually do think that that's important and we want that back we say well why didn't you have that same energy when we was pillaging i see that's it that's the point here you know what i mean yeah so we got to look case by case and see did you guys care about did you value this at the time or was it something thrown in the

garbage we valued it now you see that as value and you're like uh we want that back because if If we just recycled your garbage, you don't get it back. If we stole something from your castle that you were really important to you, you got to give that back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like the logic. I kind of like that. Kind of, right? But also, you don't know what you got until it's gone sometimes, you know?

That's on you. I believe that. How about this? Crown jewels, you could give them back or you could just pay that country the value of the jewels. Now, take your jewels and find a suitor. A gentleman caller. Y'all want money. Y'all don't want jewels.

We want money. So now you've got to find somebody to sell them jewels. We can do that. Who knows? Dog, I know a guy bought two pygmy heads and a dinosaur store. What color are the jewels? The Kohinur? Yeah.

I believe it's pink. Fact check, let's see. Let's see. Dude, that shit, I'll take. Let's see. Let's see. He might be right on this. The Knorr?

K-O-H-I-I. Two months of Joey fucking I'm looking shit up, so I'm coming in later. I didn't realize this was an establishment. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. Nah, but there's no way I would have got that. I would have just put some Indian jewels.

The only way I know is there's an indie restaurant in my town called this. It's not pink. Beautiful pink time. It's not pink, I guess. What the way? I was going to go try to rob the jewels and forget which one it was. That's what you wanted me. I didn't know what color was.

Hold on. I just want to see if you care about the jewels, you got to know what it looks like. I just want the money. Let me say. I just want the money. Excuse me. Yes, sir. Full of shit.

Let me ask you a question. Full of shit. Yeah. When you said pink, it was a guest. What was going through that? I thought he was trying to trick me. I thought he's trying to trick me. What is the trick?

Because I would have just said clear. Not that you're like, you fucking idiot. It's not clear. It was not clear either, bro. That shit is blue. That shit is blue. I like that. I like that you went for it, though.

That's just the fire. No. whole internet. You got to watch him be wrong. They could send you in there and be like, pick the crown jewels. You'd be like, fuck. And he said, I think it's pick. Have you ever seen Beetlejuice on Howard Stern show when he asked him the math questions? He's like, what is three plus two?

And he goes, nine. Immediately. He doesn't even think about it. That's nine. I think nine. That's nine. You're going to go with nine. I mean, what are you going to say if you go back to India

and you got a pink diamond? We just want the money. Like I said, you can keep the diamond. That's why I propose this whole thing. Keep the dual. Give me the money. Oh, my kid. You are at work. Yeah, that's a good, that's a good yawn. It's only worth what someone will pay for it.

$300 billion. It's fucking Dr. Evil. I think we just give them back, bro. Hey, we would take that too because then we can find a suitor. I don't think anybody's buying that. People are crazy. I don't think you're buying that.

Just make a lab diamond and trickle. You don't think Jay Z will buy that? No. You're out of your mind. Who? Jay Z will buy it. Little Uzivert would buy it, turn it into a grill. Somebody would buy that shit, dude.

No, people need to have money to buy things. How much is the value of that diamond? That's a good question. Oh, that's a replica. Oh, shit. It's a real one. The real one could be pink. It could be fully pink, but that shit's probably pink, dude.

Oh, it's priceless. Literally considered priceless. Value between five, million and six billion. I mean, that's crazy. Seems like a big swing. The Embanis could afford that. Zero problems. Zero problems. But priceless, though, that's a tough leverage point to start a negotiation.

$6 billion. It came down to a price really fast. $6 billion. It's priceless or this price of money. A thousand percent. You talk to you in India. That's a good point. You know, this thing's priceless.

That is a good point. It is negotiable. Sorry, you guys got to give back Jaguar, though. That's all even. The car company? Yeah. Take that shitty-ass car. Don't we fucking want that?

Wait, what? Dot-Dohmot Motors owns a Jaguar. And they ruined it. Did you see that? Damn, that's racial. Bin-dog shit. No, as payback, the rebrand of Jaguar is insane. Oh, you think they did that on purpose?

I swear to God. Oh, the gay guy who was like identity politics in it. Yeah, he made it look wild. That's Cracker Barrel. But I think it was India getting their get back. Oh. Like, let's destroy this British institution. Hey, remember James Bond, gay car.

Damn. Wait, but was, was, Jaguar James Bond For that He also drove Ashton Martin He also drove Jaguar He drove a

He drove a Toyota at one point too Oh that's fire dude The fuck out of here He didn't drive off Miles what are you talking about? He used to wear Rolex and now I Yeah

Miles Toyota He didn't drop a fucking Toyota Yes he did Pull it up Pull that shit up Joey He used to wear Rolexes And then he wore Omega after a while

He also at one point More like There's an off brand I can't think of for his watch Yeah, he had a Toyota Damn 2000 GT in You Only Live Twice

See that There's a famous scene He's going up Sometimes you guessing that shit is right I didn't guess I took a I did take class on you James 1,007 shit

Damn bro Go down Go down And move it over So I can read the writing Go down Go down The car was driven by Japanese agent Aki

who used it to drive Bond to meetings and rescue him from various dangerous situations including a car chase that ended up. So he didn't drive it. So James Bond didn't drive. He does drive it. I don't know. It's saying somebody drove him.

Oh, no, my phone. You were a little shaky delight right now. Oh, I'm starting this. This is an all-time fact check. Here we go. Oh, there he is, driving it. Hold on. He wasn't driving it because his steering wheels on the other side, my G.

You let the woman drive it? Yeah, that's actually a great point. We literally see him driving it. The girl is driving. They're honking at pedestrians and a shit. The girl is driving. She's behind the wheel. Dumbass!

No, she's not. You're wrong. They would never let him drive the car. They're overseas. They drive on the right. driving the right side. Not every country overseas. In Japan.

Oh, is that Japan, I don't know. Maybe you're right. Well, yeah, it's a Jap car. A Japanese car. It's a Jewish American princess car. So he wasn't driving it. And they would never let him drive it. Wait, wait, wait.

I got to stick my feet in it first before you start. See, look, she's driving it. She said, get in the car. Let's go. Yeah. See, you're wrong. Miles, come on, bro. Miles, you know, Miles, you know,

you're fired. Bro. There's no. scene where he's driving it, man. Bond would never drive it to you. They would never let Bonn drive a Japanese car. Nah.

She's driving. Whipping it. She's driving crazy, too. You don't think that there's a rule against this in the production of the film? Like, Ashton Martin's spending millions of dollars probably to make you. Say again? Not in the 60s. He just drove up and Ashton Martin because it was written that way. Here we go again. He also had

a Rolex. Here we go. The books. So you don't think that there was any financial incentive for him to drive specific cars? He was just written that way. But after the success of the franchise and it becoming incredibly...

There was, yeah, of course, later on. I don't think in 67 there was a financial backing. That's it. I don't think of it. So then why is the girl driving and not the masculine lead of the movie? I'm going to find the scene where he does drive that car.

Oh, Miles. Come on. Find it quick. Do you really think, Miles, like, I want you to ask yourself, just ask yourself this question. Take a moment to ponder it. You tell you, ask yourself. Do you think that in 1967,

given the nature of, you know, the politics, especially in Great Britain, a war that was fought, you know, not 15 years before against the country. It might be producing. Yeah, 21 years ago, how quickly we forget. This is nervous. James Bond driving a fucking Japanese movie.

Oh, yeah, maybe longer than that, sorry. But do you think that James Bond will be driving a Japanese car? Or do you think it's more likely that the guy who always drives a British car because he is a British Superman would be probably driving a British car? He drove a British car because it was written that way. There are other cars he's driven. Why do you think it was written that way? Because Ian Fleming was sort of a brand whore.

Or do you think it's like this is supposed to be the most British person? and so maybe he should be in the British States. You're losing and you're trusting Joey to find it on Google. So I think he should have. Omega's like his watch brand. It's not a British brand. Wow. Look at this.

Do you know what I mean? Ashton Martin does not pay James Barton to exclusively drive their cars. But. Pays the film production for product placement. But that's the fucking same thing. Yeah. Yeah, James Bond, it doesn't, isn't a real person. That's what I'm saying.

Like that. One check to James Bond, please. Can he also drove other cars? Mm-hmm. So you think it was just pure coincidence that he wasn't driving the Toyota? No, but maybe in that exact scene, but I'm saying he's driven other cars, he wears other... But do you think that there are brand limitations for James Bond? In modern day, post-2000, but no, not...

Back in the day, you don't think there are any brand limitations. Watch the old ones. They're like zany, like goofy films. I don't think there was anyone like... Yeah, I think he's mixing it up. But I don't think anyone was like protective of James Bond in the 60s and 70s. This is once again one of those arguments we've gone too far And I'd love to talk about Zerone Moundy's Queen Queen's Link program

Which is way more boring but way more fun Yeah we're letting the liberals divide us already Also I got a good video I sent to Joey About Zoron's New York City It was a somewhat okay pivot We'll take it We'll take it

All right what is this Who's this long face bitch This is a long face bitch This is a offensive. Why would he do? This is truly so offensive. What is this? It's just a woman wearing a knick up.

Like, you guys think that's funny? That's fucked up. That's offensive. All right, what else happening in the world? Anything? I mean, New York City Marathon was a vibe. I've been, oh, I've been wanting to see this Whitney Houston challenge. Oh, yeah, what is this Whitney Houston challenge?

Like, I purposely didn't watch it so we could see it here. Al, come on. I didn't. I sort of got. I was training. I was practicing all week. purposely. He was on white.

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Banger. Oh, you kind of hit that, bro, with your new voice? I kind of did with my new voice. With your new voice is nice. Oh, wow. Arts dog brought an actual drum with a microphone. Thank you, Arst Dog. Oh, that's fire.

Thank you, my little arced dogs. Bro. All right, let's hear it. All right. That sounds funny. That sound is fire. All right, go. Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me, at me. All right, ready?

Yeah. No, you can't have a visual aid. Can't show it. No visual aid. No visual aid. No visual aid. No, no, no. I don't know.

Got that. Nah, not. You missed it. You can't do that with the visual aid. Try to get him with no visual aid. Try to get with no visual aid. Try to get with no visual aid. That was a little early.

That was close. Not bad. That was a little early. Not bad. Damn. All right. Are you ready? Yeah.

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Go You gave him more You gave him more You said You need a shit right now Mike You win a shit right now You win a shit right now

You win a bit You hear me, I got it right now. I need that. I need that. Whatever you need it, it don't matter. I got it. Whatever you need, it don't matter. I got it. Damn.

Almost there. Last one. Sorry. Sorry. I know. That's best. Fuck. I like this shit.

All right. Yeah. It's, it's one. or beat past whatever you think it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in Marks case, you don't want to be holding it like a fucking... No. All right, ready?

Yeah. Why keep looking at me, dude? No. So couple. I get credit. Al- Hale'Aqar, New York forever. Thank you.

Bye, brothers. Faith. All right, tall. Well-known.