Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Mark Cuban Cancelling the National Anthem is GREAT!

Episode Date: February 12, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark and Dov discuss Miami's water, drinking ages, Bridgerton, how money changes people and why Mark Cuban cancelling the National Anthem is a GOOD thing, and much more. INDULGE!

interesting story uh mark cuban is continuing to be absolutely brilliant and i know i'm going to get a little bit of pushback about this but um mark cuban has said that he's going to stop playing the national anthem before home games yes for the dallas mavericks. Yes. I love this. Yes. This is a great idea. And listen, I'm more American than the people at Storm Capital Hill. I am.

I love America. I justify all the fuck shit we do overseas. I mean, it's horrible. It is the thing that I am the least objective about is how much I love America.

Right. Okay? But the national anthem anthem the sports games is absolutely doesn't make any sense it makes no fucking doesn't make any sense you sit down the seat you got your fucking nachos you got your drink you're comfy you're ready to go and then they play the national anthem i gotta stand up if you want to play the national anthem as we walked into the arena when we're already standing with With it. We're on the escalator. Makeconvenient. There we go.

We're waiting for our chips. I'm in line right here. I love it. Matter of fact, if you want, before I enter the arena, that I have to go through the national anthem like a security checkpoint, like a TSA, but I got to go, oh, so can you see? I pledge allegiance to not commit acts of terrorism

on the United States of America. I'm just going to watch the game. That's what they make you say, yeah. Me, it might be a little different. Thank you for building this country. But in all seriousness, I think that the national anthem, don't get me wrong,

I understand it has historical significance in terms of sporting events, especially when it comes to the Olympics. The Olympics, it makes sense. Okay? The Olympics is country versus country. It's country versus country competing. Everybody playing the NBA outside of Canada is from America.

We're all on the same side here. We all know where we want to be. That's why we're fucking here. Okay? We're all about America, baby. And I'll tell you this removing the national anthem before a basketball game would be worth never having to hear the canadian national anthem at a basketball game that's a great point because the only thing worse than hearing the national anthem having to get out of your seat is having to get out of your seat for fucking

oh canada okay two anthems first of all is a problem second of all that shit don't slap much it's just too much it's that's why they're so nice you can't even be an asshole with such a whack anthem yes it's just like what am i gonna be an oh i can't be obnoxious yes pussy ass anthem yeah it is i know robbie slovak has that joke about the uh the uh it's just so insecure, like forcing the kids to say the Pledge of Allegiance every morning at school. It's a really good joke.

Shouts to Robbie. But the same thing holds true to the sports games. America's dope. You don't got to force us into liking America. This is the sexiest culture. There's the reason why the entire world is influenced by America, because it's sex, baby.

We're not dressing like motherfuckers in Mongolia. I don't know if they're dressing like us. I don't know anything about Mongolia. They really fell the fuck off. It was Genghis Khan and then downhill, baby. They were killing it. It really was. Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan.

Genghis Khan, Genghis Khan. Now all they got is that delicious beef that's Chinese. It's not even Mongolia. Dude, China took youroli dude china took your beef they put it on their menu that's like what the irish did to you guys yeah and the english and a lot of people yeah yeah we got the illest food point is oh that was a good spin you did a good point is i don't you know i think mark cuban is doing that's great he's telling reporters fuck you because mark cuban didn't announce this yeah reporters asked him and then he confirmed it this is just the media trying to make the national anthem a story like they always do nobody gave a fuck about the anthem and then the media made it this big divisive thing do you stand do you not yeah yeah yeah i think he's

just like let's just rip the band-aid off media you can run with this for a couple weeks and then it's done who gives a fuck we're not doing this anthem controversy anymore. Yeah. Who stands, who sits, it's over. Yeah. We're American.

Cause they know that it's a divisive one because it seems somewhat like anti-American. If you're not acknowledging the anthem in the proper way, obviously the fodder for months, the entire NFL seasons are hinging on the anthem. Yeah. And he's like, nah,

it's done. Let's be honest. The, the, the most of us, like once you get into that uncomfortable-ass seat in a stadium, you don't really want to get up. No. Oh, you got to take your hat off. My hair looks like shit.

I put the hat on for a reason. That's another good point. Because I'm having a terrible hair day. Here's a great clip of Jerry Jones who makes everybody stand up for the anthem. Yeah. Of him not taking his hat off. And his son is like, yo, take your hat off. And he won't do it probably because he doesn't have his toupee on.

He doesn't want people to see. He's hilarious, bro. So he's just like, nah, I can't. Yo, you think they make Jews do that? What, take off the kippah? Yeah. Interesting. I think religious stuff,

you're allowed to keep it on. Interesting. I don't know. No, because didn't, what is it? What's that motherfucker's name? Some Sharif or whatever. Sharif Abdur-Rah some sharif yeah sharif abdurrahim oh but it wasn't religious reasons that he was yeah i think it was like sitting down there was like

geopolitical reasons yeah um that's how american i am i'm like hey bro get your ass up man pick a side you know pick a motherfucking side but having it not played at all i'm completely okay yeah i'm kind of surprised i was like reading about it yeah what is the history of it so basically like it was not played prior to like the 1900s so like it was played like a little bit during the 1800s but in order to play the national anthem at a sporting event you had to have a whole band that's right you had to have a sound system you had to have an entire band so it cost a lot of money what happens in the 1900s though world war one so we need some national pride so rate and so 1918 basically you're like a year away from world war one starting 100 000 men have died yeah there was a terrorist attack or like some bombing in

chicago yeah the uh the government just said they're going to start drafting baseball players. They said we're going to start drafting MLB players. Yeah. So the mood at game one of the World Series. Also, I like that move. Like, you get the athletes first. They should be the first people drafted. Why are you drafting some fat fucking schleppy idiot that is a janitor in a middle school? You go after the

athletes. Front line. Yeah. LeBron James with the AK. Yeah. Maybe not on the front line. That's an easy target. But somewhere. That's a good point. You know? I feel like you send the fat people in first, and then you get the real athletes to clean it up.

And in the meantime, we still get to watch games. Dude, I like it. Don't get me wrong. Just let them play it weird. I like it. But I want to see the athletes on the front lines. I want to see each one that has a specific skill used to the best of their ability. Steph Curry?

Sniper. Sniper. Sniper. 100%. Put them up there on top of a building. Have them picking off ISIS like it's nothing, Al. I see you over there. Big supporter of the Taliban. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to take away all our players. I'm okay with that. We'll find more. You think they're going to die? Why do you think they're going to die? That's fucked up, bro. Yo, that is fucked up.

Bro, you think Shaq is gonna die, bro? He gets hit with one bullet, picks it up, flicks it. That's true. Oh, that's all you got? That's a good point. That's all you got? That's Superman.

That's the biggest target. I'm aiming for that moment. No, Shaq's gonna just bounce off of him. Yeah. Let's see how super he is. He's actually kind of an asshole to call himself that

and then not go actually fight the wars that we need him to fight. He's a cop, though. That's a great point. You can't call the wars that we need him to fight. He's a cop though. That's a great point. You can't call yourself Superman and not do no super shit. Shaq a cop.

Shaq be fighting crime. Does he fight crime? Where? Are he out there dunking on six-year-olds in cul-de-sacs? Yeah. Right?

I don't see this guy doing anything absolutely crazy as a sheriff of where the fuck he was. but he'd be doing it though. I don't know if he'd be doing it. We gotta make regular superheroes do that shit. Dwight Howard. That's the one that needs to be out there. But he'd be doing it. I don't know if he'd be doing it. We got to make regular superheroes do that shit.

Dwight Howard. That's the one that needs to be out there. You say you're Superman too. You'd be wearing capes and shit. Yeah. Skirts, capes, all that kind of flowy shit.

Have him out there fighting for trans rights. That's what you need to send to the Middle East. That's actually a great idea. You guys haven't tried it? That shit is lit. I'm just saying the dudes be

wearing dresses out there too that's his dream world he's gonna go out there like why are we fighting this is everything i've ever wanted make love not war yeah but yeah so basically they have game one of the world series chicago's playing the red sox and in the middle of the game like seventh inning stretch they have the band there they play the national anthem and one of the four one of the players was in the navy and he like goes and salutes the flag and everyone else starts saluting the flag and like this once like really like shush crowd that was like kind of like you know somber and tired all of a sudden they erupt and it's the highlight of the game love it story so then they start playing it at every game of the world series and then they start playing it at every game in the MLB.

And then the NFL commissioner says, we got to play this at every game. And then the NBA, the same deal. But it wasn't even the national anthem at the time. You believe this shit? No. Sean DeRoy wrote this. Yeah.

I believe that shit. That's just crazy. Salute the flag. And then we all salute the flag. It wasn't even the national anthem at the time. That's just wild. Come on, we were supposed to believe. Remember that fucking race where the two black guys put their fists up

yeah we're supposed to believe that story like a white guy beat a black guy when it was still black and white television sets come on bro yeah an australian was faster running yep he got third though didn't he he got second he beat one of the black guys better put your fist down that's why his head was down. I can't believe it. Yep. I'll take this L. That's me, guys.

That's me. That's me. He was just raising his hand. Oh, how embarrassing. Excuse me one moment. Guys, gals, I've got something to tell you. We got to get those dicks hard. Yes, this is a 24-karat AK because that's how i roll and you know what else i got i got the hardest dick on the planet and there's one reason

it's called blue chew same active ingredient it's in sialis and viagra and i'm telling you if you want to give your girlfriend your wife or your side chick the night of her life the weekend of her entire existence you go with the chew you chew it up and chew her out it's the thing that you should do and the thing that she deserves ladies you deserve it so get your man on it and you know what i'm gonna give it to you guys for free that's right you just go to bluechew.com use the promo code andrew and you're gonna have the hardest dick of your entire life for free you only only got to do is pay $5 shipping. Bluetooth.com.

Okay? Use the promo code Andrew. You pay that $5 shipping, and you're going to be delivering the greatest dick you've ever delivered in your entire life. Now, let's get back to it. Boarding events aren't going to be the same. Why not? Like a boxing match.

You look, that's like the start of it once they- If it's a big event and you get a real singer, let's go. Whitney Houston, let's go. Yo, let's cut the ring walk. Have them sitting there ready to go. I'm tired of all that shit. I don't want to hear the song. Cut the ring.

I don't want to see it. Have them on the street. Say, yo. I like it. Let's start boxing. That's kind of what UFC is. Yeah. Right?

Oh my God. UFC and immigration. But the Olympics, he's good with it. He said Olympics, he's good with it. What if it's a boxing match between, hold on, one combo. Boxing match versus Mexican and versus an American. What about it? Do we play both anthems?

No, you just play ours. Let them know. Okay. I think you play the anthem of wherever the boxing match is. Also, if we're playing the Raptors, you should play the national anthem. If we're ever playing a foreign country or foreign team, national anthem. Boxing match, do like the Olympics. If you win, they play your anthem.

Ain't nobody want to hear that shit when it's over, bro. I want to hear rap. I want to hear some hip hop. I want to hear the music. Play Rick Ross, bro. Say what? Just play Rick Ross. Play Rick Ross.

They did that anthem. They did that anthem. Could be kind of cool, too. You get to choose your own anthem. Yo, that's the other thing, bro. We're okay with this shit because our anthem slaps, but these other countries whose anthems are garbage, Yo, that's the other thing, bro. We're okay with this shit because our anthem slaps, but these other countries whose anthems are garbage,

I don't think they playing that shit before games. Are other countries playing their national anthems before games? That's a good question. Let me check it out. I don't think so, dawgs. Say what? Canada probably do. Yeah, they do because they try to do what we do.

How does that anthem even go? Oh, Canada. That's it. Those are all the words for the song. But I keep trying to fit it in the american one because it oh canada that's what i want to do our home and native lands no shit bro no fucking shit i think they're describing like what other countries are in north america and they're like america mexico oh canada too oh yeah this is our place oh yeah we have a country here it's like they forgot so their anthem sucks bro low-key but everybody else's sucks what does god save the queen do you know britain's national anthem which used to be yours remember when y'all were singing that you don't

know your former national anthem you don't remember that shit bro you don't remember when they was taking your diamonds and you had to sing that shit as they would walk your diamonds out the country, bro? You would think we would remember. I'll take that. Snatch it right off your bindi. I don't remember, to be honest.

Yo, what if back in the day y'all all used to put gems, like precious gems right there? Oh, Lil Uzi Vert, baby. Snatch that shit. Lil Uzi Vert. Y'all were the first Lil uzi vert no we're the first avenger that thanos took that shit out his head

oh yeah vision yeah didn't see that coming yeah how's the indian national anthem son i don't know how that shit go you don't know shit no no you don't know the indian national anthem come on bro i don. You don't know the Indian National Anthem? No, no, no. Come on, bro.

I don't. I don't know nothing. You got to stop leaning into this Indian shit, dog. That's why it's called overcompensating, bro. Well, under that shit. You got it? Yo, you trying to hear the Indian National Anthem? Hell yeah.

Let's go. All right, here we go. Let's hear it. How do you even know if y'all stand for it? Word. All right, what is he saying? He's naming all the regions right there. We will do what the white people make us do.

But we will also do what the Muslim people make us do. We are here to do what you want us to do. And we will shake our wrists and dance our best. I missed the last line, but it was very funny. We will do what the farmers want us to do. Yo, the only people y'all won't do

what they want you to do. You don't know the Scottish National Anthem? No. You want me to sing it or what? Yeah, sing that shit. Okay, I'm about to sing it. I'm about to sing that shit. I don't think you're ready for me to sing this shit.

Are you ready for me to sing it? Sing it. Sing it. God save the queen Our home and native land Stand beside her And guide her God save the Queen

That shit is fire, bro. Remember when William Wallace was like, they will take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. Snatch that shit. How long does never last for William? Where he got face paint in the 1600s, though? My man was just leaving a soccer match.

But where you get blue? Ain't no blue shit out there. But where you get blue? Yeah. Ain't no blue shit out there. Ain't no Party City. Yeah. You're getting blue face paint. That's a lie. Dude never had blue.

Oh, shit. What color you think it was? Green. You got green, bro. Yeah, you got green. You got plants that are green, and that's all we got. That's a good-ass point, yo. Come on, dude.

I know about these things, bro. I know. You want to know about Scotland.land i know shit i'm like you you don't know shit about india okay don't even know your damn national anthem i could have told you that shit sing the second verse of the indian national anthem yeah hit it you know it hit it hit it what up people you just watch a clip from our weekly patreon episode you can support the flagrancy you can support this unapologetic unfiltered uncensored content that we drop

weekly on our patreon at patreon.com slash flagrant 2 you want to go join you should because it's the top 10 patreon in the fucking world that's right for good reason go check out at patreon.com slash flagrant 2 all right peace