Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Messi is Trans, Haaland will be the GOAT, & Trump Declares War on World Cup

Episode Date: July 9, 2026

YERRRR good Morning - we're talking all things World Cup: - Is FIFA favoring Messi? - Haaland becoming a potential GOAT - Scots are White Mexicans - Knicks Winning - Close call in San Antonio and much, much more. Timestamps: 0:00 FIFA favoring Messi 1:22 Greatest World Cup ever 3:18 Trashcan Knicks Fan Fired 6:32 Norwegian Row is mid + American chants 7:54 Hot Ladies, AI gooning + Spank bank 17:48 4 years is a long time 18:54 US knocked out + FIFA corrupt for us 23:43 Messi = trans, Haaland potential GOAT + Best White? 30:16 Monkey Whites, Haaland is FUNNY 35:26 Brits are best at chants + Argentines are RACIST? 38:17 Developing talent + Brazil better when Catholic 41:09 Bribe players to play for US + Stars were shining 43:49 Should penalties decide games? 47:57 Change the red card rule + US pens 49:50 Congolese fan 51:16 Witnessing history, Scots are White Mexicans*** + Sharing culture 59:18 French are perfectly refined + Unwritten rules 1:03:20 Beans on toast, British desserts + Napoleon Pizza 1:10:33 US have greatest condiments + 78 is too HIGH 1:15:09 Welcome Back, Cape Verde GK + Penalize flopping 1:18:14 Tennis elbow + Farmers market is cosplay*** 1:21:58 Mothers, Boys v Girls + Great time in Hamptons 1:26:24 Women in bars + Studs are men 1:31:57 Patriotism, Who’s winning? + Switzerland 1:39:33 Mexicans are the best + Irish Vampires 1:40:58 Nice Little Nicotine Hit + Alexx doing Jersey Ayahuasca 1:52:09 Wedding culture stuff + Knicks WINNING in San Antonio 2:02:27 Downtown San Antonio is SCARY + Game 4 comeback 2:12:50 The parade This ep is sponsored by: Kalshi Sesh #messi #haaland #knicks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can either you explain why everybody's saying Argentina is cheating or why FIFA's cheating for Argentina? That's the shit I don't understand because I watched the game and I didn't see the cheating. So basically, if Messi's playing in the game, more people are going to watch, FIFA makes more money. So the theory from the people that don't like Messi is they're like, oh, they rigged the last World Cup for them. They had a controversial win versus the Netherlands and they got some calls going their way. And Messi makes it all the way to the final and this big, amazing final penalty kicks. They're running the back. Messy, it seems like Argentina has a very easy bracket

through the round of 32. Who chooses the bracket? Like, FIFA, is it like some... It's a random draw. Random draw? It's a random draw for the group. And then in the brackets, it's all pre-scheduled. So, like, the winner of this group will play the third place.

But it's not like the lotto shit where it's like the ball's or in the thing and they take it out? It's a lotto for the groups. They do like a drawing based off country to get a bunch of different countries in all different groups. But based on skill. level. There would never be a group that's like Portugal, Spain, Argentina. In the old World Cup, there was always like a group of death. And it was just like,

oh, there's like two really good teams, two kind of weaker teams, and then one group would just be packed. And it's like, damn, this is the group of death. One of these great teams is going to go home. And that's because they had less groups. Yeah. Well, yeah, exactly. And since they expanded the tournament, it's a little bit more diluted. Okay, so like, let's just call it what it is.

World Cup comes to America. It's the greatest World Cup that's ever happened. Yes or no. Facts. Without a doubt. And I want you guys to know that It's probably the most watched world. Well, 100% most watch. But as we speak on soccer today, we're not speaking on this as casuals. We're speaking on this as experts. We know the game.

We love the game. And we invested our life in this game. So know that. Don't take anything we say with a grain of soul. People already mad that you're saying soccer. Why? That's what is actually called. They're going to change it.

They're going to change it. Who's the? Trump's going to put to call it. FIFA? This is what they called it in Britain. It was the Association of Football. Asak. soccer.

Boom. Boom. So this is, we are actually doing what they used to do. Nobody was calling it football and Bryn. We speak English. Watch your mouth. Don't get nutmeg. Stop looking at my mouth.

Can you guys stop me? Don't get nutmeg. Is it not the greatest World Cup that's ever happened? And this is probably people, it's going to be difficult for them to accept. Hopefully it's not, right? But like, this is what America distributes to the entire world. Entertainment. Spectacle.

I can't tell if it's bigger because it's happening here. And like games are in New York City. All sides. technically East Rutherford, or if it's just because it's more games and it's a bigger World Cup objectively. You know? It feels like the vibes are better than ever. That helps. Can we just not do it in any fucking place in the Middle East where you can't drink?

Like, if the Scottish aren't allowed to come, there's no point in having the World Cup. That's a good point. Also, it's clean in the Middle East. You don't need the Japanese to do the one thing to do. And also, we have to get off of that thing where, like, we praise the Japanese for cleaning up. You don't want that to be like what you're known for. Oh, that's nice. Imagine that's what you're known for.

They're like, ooh, the Japanese are coming. They're going to tie them tidy up Pearl Harbor. There's some fucking ships and planes. They never tidy that shit on. Seven years ago. Get some school of gear on, guys. Let them have that reputation. No, Maria Kondo, Pearl Harbor.

Get your ass back under there. Put some fucking flippers on and clean the bottom of the ocean up. Whereas Nix fans are known for stealing trash cans. I don't know if you saw that. Listen, that girl got a lot of food she got thrown away. She needed a guy. They did you see the size of that woman? And she lost her job.

She did. Yeah, you didn't hear that? I mean, the balls of J.P. Morgan thinking they can fire anybody for an ethical issue. I mean, it's pretty crazy. Like, it doesn't help that she's, this is kind of like the outfit she put on. New York City trash can has been. Like she has a, she walks like Fat Joe. She got that little lean walk, right?

Yeah, the Terror Squad. Yeah. I like when they wear the hats with no brim. That's my favorite type of fit of it. Oh, I didn't even beep that. Is that fat Joe? Is there a chance? Like, with all due respect, obviously, the Joe, but is there a chance?

Is there a chance that he got like a Jewish wig on and he's just walking down the street? It might be hair attached to the hat. I think so. It might be a rasta hat. I don't blame that girl for taking that shit at all. That's fire memorabilia. Bro, it's just a regular trash campaigned. Nah, but it's different.

Yeah. What do you mean the one? The one with all the trash in it. Also that Also that. You could have just taken any of the trash can and then

it wouldn't be the one. It would be a trash can paint That's what that is. No, that's like getting a replica. Yeah, so you can paint it on a Van Gogh. Does it make it a Van Gogh? That's a New York Knicks

parade trash can mark full of garbage and condoms from the parade. This motherfucker got a fake jersey on fake sin. You don't care about authenticity. This is authentic. No. Yes, it is.

You can see the bottom of it is still green. Bro, she's from the bottom of the ocean. Look how translucent that fat chick is. Just let her get a fucking trash can. She can throw out her wendy's at the end of the night. Look, when she's ordering $300 with a Taco Bell, you think she could put that in a regular fucking trash. She has four trash cans at her house.

She has hypothyroidism. Just give it out. That's the biggest word you've ever said. I've never heard of the same. No, she got hypothyroid. Is it. Hypo. Hypo.

No, my bad. hypo. I'm saying if you, how about this is a compromise? You can take the trash? You gotta take the trash with it. She should absolutely take the trash. There's some fucking snacks in there. I'm surprised that she didn't take with it. Come on. What if she dumped it out and then just dumped like dove in the trash? Oh, face it. Would that

have been more surprised or less surprised? Sesame Street guy. Grimmy's so whatever it would have been. Yeah, Grimmis. Oh, Oscar. Oh, Oscar. Is it from McDonald's. You say yeah, motherfucker. I didn't say yeah. You said yeah. You said yeah. You said yeah.

Fuck this guy. You read my lips wrong. No. We need Japan. We need Japan to come in for the Nix parade. Imagine she did that in Japan. How many Hari-Caris we would see? Just in the middle of the street, Japanese businessman stabbing themselves with a fucking chopstick. No, they would have come and collect the bottles. They would have been stoked. They would have called the pit boss. They would have been like, dude, you hit it. They would have gone crazy. No? Am I wrong for that?

No. No. Why? It's just so funny how quick it is. Like, this great celebration of the World Cup, bringing these cultures together and like how everybody really appreciated it. And it only take us like 15 minutes of a podcast before we're like, they fucking suck. These guys are too clean. Mexico rules. All right. What about Norway?

Norwegian fans would be cool. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Norwegian fans are cool. Maybe nice to row. I think the row is a little mid, to be honest with you. Why? It's just like, roo.

I like this one. Yeah, that's all right. I like that. We America started doing that shit, though. Say again? America started doing that shit. We tried to copy their shit. We did?

Yeah. We wasn't on beat with it. So here's a good question. What should America do as our chance? Oh, you saw that dude? I posted it. He was amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The accurate chance? Oh, no, I had to be. It's so funny. We're not like a chant in culture. Right? Like, the Knicks have the same Go New York Go for 30 years. The Wave. Did we start the, do we invent that?

I think it's either Mexico or American thing, but that's us. The wave. Yeah, but the wave is it doesn't get you hype. like a chance. When you're there and that shit's coming around, you kind of. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun. I'm not going to lie, the Brits got the wittiest ones.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the one that the guy I've made in the thing you reposted, one of your own, one of your own, Adolf Hitler was one of your own. Yeah, we got it. The guy did that on, against America with Epstein. Can you get it up?

Yeah. I don't like that you're looking at me like, I'm in your phone. I'm going to find it, but I just need one second. Oh, man. You know, but the bitches, though, can we talk about that for a second? Tell me, tell me. I'm married. We can appreciate.

Appreciate what? Don't appreciate what? I can't appreciate. No, no, no, no, tell me. I'm just saying. The baddie cam? Yeah. Yeah.

Like, the cameraman, like, they're really good at finding the best stock. And have you been jerking off to it? That's why you got the fucking wrist guard on? Have you injured yourself watching World Cup matches? Nah, I injured myself playing the most manly sport there is, tennis. You know, all right, respect. Yeah, that's kind of worse, actually. No, it is kind of.

I'd rather injure myself jerking off them, injure myself. There's one guy's job at the World Cup to find hot women. Yes. And then during the break, just cut to them. Yeah. It's a remarkable job. He did a phenomenal job. He's been doing good?

Yeah. Every game is, like, one that just takes off, like, and then everybody's talking about it. Yeah. He all knows. We saw the twins. Nah, show me the twins. You saw the Ivory Coast What country?

What country? Come on. What country? What country? It was Ivory Coast. There was Ivory Coast and there was Portugal. Oh, yeah. I saw Ivory Coast.

Yeah. There we go. Look at that. Come on now. No, that's AI, bro. No. No. That's just a phenomenal cameraman.

We should hire them. We should hire them. Yeah, we should hire them, actually. I think they are the talent. That's what I'm talking about. No. Come on now. That's crazy that you haven't zoomed in already.

That's crazy that you have. You think that's better. You think they're twins. I mean. Come on, Al. You can't say it. Come on. That's four.

That's four things that way. That's pedical, right? Those are quadruple. I'm looking at the twins. I don't know what. Those are quite groupless. But come on. That is.

And people have just been making straight up AI Hot Girls at games. Have you seen that? No. It's just like AI videos where they're not real. And all the people in the comments like, who is this? Oh, I saw girls making

AI of themselves being at games, but they're not. No. Like some coin shit. That's diabolical. Yeah. You know, that's what it is. I mean, there's this whole, like, Twitter threads of just baddies. Let me see. But this is not good. Hold on, go back one.

What the hell is going on? What country is that even this? France. Is that France? There's no French girl looks like that. That's not what they look like. You see them cocks on a shirt. That's not what they're. look like, that's not a Brazilian.

That's a classic looking Brazilian. Michael Jackson. Yeah, there's no way. Japan? Look at that purse is struggling. Get out of this AI. I don't want to see AI. I want to see real people, man.

Right? That's got to be bad. It's been a lot of nice ones. That's got to be bad for like the cosmic energy. All these guys gooning into AI. Yeah. Like you're giving your power away, you know? To whom?

To fucking Peter Thiel. Yeah, to Peter Thiel and Jensen Huang. Jensen Huang? Yeah, probably. I mean, you guys. got to give it away. So, I mean, is it more respectful to jerk off to a, to a real girl? I think so. Even though she might be unaware of it. What are they? Wait, hold on the room. What do you have? No, like, lokey. Let's talk about it. Why? Let's talk about it. Like, is a girl you're jerking off to ever aware of it? Yes. If they're doing only fans and shit like that. But do you only jerk off to only fans girls? I don't know about jerk off the only fan girl. If you're doing porn.

What if you're just going through the memory, the roller decks? Oh, no, that don't count. But what is that? Stop, stop, stop, stop. This is an interesting... You take to the water right now. It's a reflection pool right now. I don't know, chair, chair, chair.

I don't even indulge the discussion like that. So what are the rules? Like, can you jerk off to... Are memories your own? Like, once you see a person is the memory of them your own? and now you can goon to that? Yeah. That's legal.

Yeah, but we don't do it no more. But yeah. You can't help if you try to jerk off with respect to your relationship and then a... Nah, one pops in, boom, you got to stop. Yo, these bitches are nasty. You can try to jerk off to your wife. Exactly.

How do you think I hurt my hand? One popped in my head. You're smacked it off. You try to hit that, bro? You try to just ethically jerk off. And the girl just comes in the room like, yeah, she's not doing that right. You're like, why would you come in the room like that? You got to meditate better.

I think that that, like, if we went to a court of law, if we spoke to a constitutional lawyer, they would say that a memory is not a real thing. Like a memory of somebody or anything like that is not a real thing. So you don't need to ask the memory if you could do it. The memory is yours. The memory is yours. It's kind of beautiful. It's beautiful. So that means you don't.

need to ask permission to jerk off. It'd be way weirder if you did. It'd be way weirder. And you called someone up 10 years later and be like, yo, can I run this? How would you feel if I ran this? I kind of pull that move, sort of kind of. Way back in a day, I was like, yo, can I hold on to the joints for later, you know? You kept images of girls from the past?

Like 10, 15 years. 30 years ago. How do you even do that? Don't those just get deleted? Go back to the World Cup. Back to the World Cup immediately before you guys ruin your life. Wait, what? Can we go back to the guy?

No. It was in the past iPhones. I lost those iPhones. Apple. Yeah. Is that that's a roll of the dice every time when it brings a random picture off from back. What type of Russian roulette is Tim Cook, That's the shit you want to bring up today?

This memory for five years ago. I'm trying to be on a family vacation. You bring it up old bitches, Tim Cook? That's how he's gay. That's how you know he's gay. He's in an open relationship. He's like, who cares? Who cares?

We care. That's why he's out of here. Yeah. I got to make all the boxes small to you can go back to that area. I got to go like that. I gotta go like that on the picture so they get tiny. It looks like a collage. And then you're like, five.

Like wheel of fortune? You're real fortune that bitch. And then maybe. Maybe there's something I forgot to delete it. Yeah. Then you delete it immediately. Immediately. You got these holes off my phone.

How angry are you going to do? Don't go to recent deletes ever. What is that? Like, how angry would you be? Like, how angry would you be? Like, what would you do? You open your phone? I'm like, like, Dad.

You're like, Dilbert. Dilbert, who's angry? Yeah. Fuck you, man. And you delete it hard. I'll delete the fuck out of that picture, man. All right, guys, shows, Halifax, Nova Scotia. First time ever coming there.

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Then you brought up bad bitches. And you only brought up AI stuff. You didn't bring up, you brought up two girls of the whole World Cup. Okay, fine. No, we're not getting more. No, we're focusing on the World Cup. Were there any repeats? Remember there was that like Croatian baddie or something back up there?

Did she run it back? Did she run it back? No, I think she aged out. Ooh, four years is a lot of years. It's a long time. That's a lot of years for a thoroughbred. You can't run a legacy patch on the girls. That's what I'm talking about.

Like, yo, she's not old. She's legacy. That's crazy. If you remember her, I like that. Yeah. I'm not in the middle, so I'm into legacy, you know? That's beautiful. You got to dab that up.

If you've seen, you got to dab them up. Yeah, you have Last World Cup. You were on one. You were on one. So is this hand. All right. Back to the World Cup. But I'm glad we figured out if that is okay to do.

Yeah, because I think it is. A lot of people are probably wondering. They're probably listening to it as being like, is it okay? Yeah. And they're probably angry whenever they see it. And now you've commiserated. That's what we do. Yeah.

USA got knocked out. And Schultz, one of the most foremost soccer football journalist. Experts. Commentsing the whole time in the group chat, just like his soccer hot days. You know, how ass was my shit or how, how, on point was it. It was kind of on point. I don't... I mean...

I thought my shit was on point. What was I asked with? Yo, give it to Pulisig. Just give him the rock. You just said, give him the ball and let him cook. Give the ball to pool. Every time. Someone tell me why not. No one else has to touch it.

So this is what I was seeing as an expert in soccer. Yeah. And I listen, I don't want to trash my Americans. Obviously, I love you guys, and you gave a great effort, and we're very proud of you for as far as you guys got. Okay, let me just caveat with that. We got as far as Brazil, right?

That's something. Say again? We got as far as Brazil. We got as far as Brazil, which is far. Yeah. Okay. But Pulisich is the only guy with touch. All right. Nobody got touch.

What about the one that Trump cheated for? Well, but he doesn't bring the ball. He's not in the midfield. This is what it looked like for me watching as an expert. For me watching as expert, what it looked like is the guys that are supposed to develop the play. So I'm looking at it through like point guard. lens here don't have enough touch

to advance the ball against the defense and cause problems so they would get it pass them by some defender and like what I noticed with the really good guys is they're either using the momentum of the ball or they're stopping it so

tightly that you can make a move and the defender is now reacting to another reaction but the U.S. guys, it just seems like they have to stop it and kind of trap it a little bit then develop the next play and it just stops that kind of fluid

in the offense Whereas Pulisich, is it Polisich or Polisic? Coolic. Probably Pulisich. That's how he from. From where he's from. But if he's American, then Pulisic. But whereas he just seemed like he had better touch and he also could like operate in tight

spaces better. That's the other thing. It's like when I looked at these like teams that were really nice, they weren't as frantic in tight spaces. They were like really patient. They got three other guys around them and they don't have this like urgency to get the ball. They have this confidence at that they're.

They'll be able to dribble through all them. And I feel like when we get in these tight spaces, we either turn the ball over, we don't have the confidence that we can make it through, or the play kind of breaks down. What I saw, they were just, like, standing around a lot. Like, nobody was trying to make a move.

Make runs. Yeah, like. They seem nervous. Maybe that's what it was. It seemed like the moment got to them. Okay. Because in the group stage, I think they played a lot better. And in the final game against Belgium,

like, Malik Tillman was really the only one that was, like, really making anything happen. I thought he was, I thought he was cooking. And I thought early Pulis was at least advancing the ball, at least like putting ourselves in positions to score. But I didn't see any like development of offense or any of that. What do we got to do? How do we turn around the American soccer program?

We do this every four years. We lose and we say, you know what, we're going to fix it. We got to change our style of play. Oh. Like stop with the trying to set up like set pieces. Like just as soon as the other team like tries to score, run that shit. That's what we used to do We used to do that to

Run a back Run a back We used to just kick that shit deep And then the old that Josie got it And then scored It was trash Imagine we did that With Puliseek

Pulla sec Balligan Flo Balagan Also Everybody What did y'all think About the whole Trump shit with

Getting him off It just felt It's like It might not even been the wrong thing It just fell icky Man Yo you're a turncoat

Not even turkote It's like, don't stop being corrupt now. That's a good point. I like that. He's already corrupt. He's already corrupt. Corrupt for us. Yeah, yeah.

You corrupt him for you and your family. Corrupt for America. Don't stop being corrupt and start being ethical when we are trying to win a World Cup and our best player that was here for 10 minutes. With a full English accent. Who's nasty, by the way. That's what I'm saying. We just don't even have the guys who can get him the rock.

That's the problem. Because that motherfucker is nest fast. Oh my God. It would be terrified. You need a good number nine. You need a good number nine. That's your expert in. You need that.

No, so yeah. So obviously we need more guys in the midfield. And we have weirdly, I thought that Americans would have speed. We have no speed on the ball, which was like very odd. Like I feel like we would get chased down in the midfield. So it's like we don't have speed on the ball. And then we didn't really seem to have size. I looked at some of these other.

other guys that he's playing, like, even the small guys use their body and it's like impossible for the other team with one person to take the ball away from them. So it's like, yeah, we got a big deficit with control. You don't really need sides of you, nice. And you know how to use your body. Yeah, yeah. And you're filled with HGH since you're seven. Yeah, that's fire.

Well, how do we get our kids on that? I mean, why we have it for every other sport? Why not start juicing up these fucking soccer players? Yeah. If we can make kids trans, make them, put them on testosterone. Put every kid on testosterone. Messy's trans. We need more.

No, he's trans, bro. I don't think, I think that's a big dub for the trans community. He's trans. Gender affirming care. It is super affirming, but it also transitioned him into 5-9 or whatever,

5-8, whatever. He was supposed to be 5-2. He's like trans-normal because he should have been a midget. Exactly. Exactly. Think about that. So, how is the trans-normal?

I mean, everyone's trying to get a piece. Or trans-normal. Maybe he's not normal. A big person. Not you clean it up. Everyone's trying to get a piece of messy, bro. Why? What's he saying?

Israel was like, yo, you know where messy grew up? On Israel Street. Really? Oh, fuck. Nah, that tall-ass, retarded-looking nigga? Like, that's the guy. Who? The one on Norway.

Early Holland. He has a really retarded face. Ow. It's mad retarded. But he's nice. It is odd-looking. It is odd-looking. We can call us.

He's striking. He's striking. He's striking. That's what you say when you see an ugly kid. It's like, ooh, such a striking thing. You know, I had to see if any of y'all called my son and daughter striking. You think Holland, do you think that he has a peculiar looking fix? Yeah, but I do think he will be the best soccer player of all time.

Whoa. Yeah. I mean, if he can, like, pull off like a crazy run in this World Cup, it's not. He's one of the highest paid players in the world already. Oh, really? Oh, God. Can I just make a statement real quick? Are Norwegians the, are they the finest of the white race?

Ooh. Like, if we had to just sit back. Wait, we're talking about fine, fine, or just? No, I mean, like, are they the best ethnic specimen that we have? Okay, careful. I'm not, no. I was like maybe Serbians are, like, because they, we're talking about undersized countries that over-deliver on athletic things.

Thanks. Okay. All right. Okay. You're digging it out. What I mean? What I mean? Tell me what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, what did I mean? What did I say? It was wrong. I'm digging up. No, I mean, like, like, that country has no people in it. They're the nicest at the winter sports.

Okay, yeah. They're nice as hell at soccer. Like, are they genetically the best whites? Okay. Okay. Let's think about this. Did I fucking... The genetic part, it just... But I'm only talking about white people when I say.

I'm not saying that they're better than other genders. Just the best of a white. I mean, I'm not saying that. The Norians are the best gender. I agree. I fully agree. But, all right.

You almost fit your mustache that the Enki thing. What's her name? The mustache. What's the girl's name that gave you a mustache? Oh, Akiko. Akiko. Yeah. We can talk about what.

Because Hiddy was big on the Norwegians. You're not going to get me. No, I'm telling you. Hitler was big on the Norwegians. He was big on, like, the Nordics. He was like, yo, the Nordics got it. You got a nickname for Haiti? You just said it.

You know you like to do it. You got a nickname for it. Just heady and BB holding hands to the house. Just nicknames for the worst human beings ever. Ah, such is nice, man. Adolfo was big on the Nordic, so you got to just... A dolefo, dude. Shit.

You got too many Hitler Paws, bro. Like 40 nicknames for the boy. He's like, how do we stay demonetized? I mean, monetizing this shit. Okay. Can we just, all right, genetically speaking, is that the best whites? Serbians are up there too. They're nasty.

They have 3 million people or something like that. I mean, Ruski's. Like, like, Rockies. Rocky made a whole movie off of the hottest white guy ever. But Mark, that's a fake movie. We're talking about real... No, but life imitates art. You know what it is?

No, art imitates life. See, you got it. No. I don't got it. Yeah, you disagree with me. Why won't you just go there the most genetically gifted? No, this is art of conversation. That was so cute.

You make it feel like I'm saying something wrong. Let's do it with another race. Let's do it with another race. No, no, no, no, no. Let's keep it. What about the rugby whites? Okay, like the... They're tough and rugged.

Who are the rugby whites? Look, they're very tough. Like Australia? Who are the rugby? But nobody's really sure if that's a real thing. What you mean? Rugby. And with all the respect to guys who play rugby.

Okay. But nobody's sure what it is. Yeah, yeah. Like, have you watched it? Not on TV. I don't think they televise it. I don't even know if they know what you do. Like, when you watch it, you're like, are there rules of this shit?

Like, they seem surprised sometimes. And wedgies are a part of the game. You see that? I don't know why they do that. There's a lot going on there. When you crash full speed. his head on. That's a different

type of white. Listen. It's a different type of white. That's true. That's true. You can say that. Do you consider Samoans,

like Maori, Hawaiians, do you consider them Asian? Or is that Pacific Islander? I think it's his own thing. It's its own thing. You can't consider them Asian. Paul Asian.

Yeah, they're so. Pacific Islander. Pacific Islander. Okay. Because if we were going to say that's Asian, genetically speaking, you would have to give it to them.

They're like freaks of nature, agility, strength, speed. It's unbelievable. You've never seen anything like this before. That's true. Grew up on an island with no natural predators. They just grow, grow, grow, grow.

That's a good point. That is how it works. You have no natural predators and you have food that's plentiful. You just keep on growing, growing, growing. That's a good point. So you would have to give it to them, but you're excluding them from the Asian category.

I don't know if they're Asian. They don't feel Asian in their soul. You know what they got tattoos and shit? They don't feel Asian spiritually is what you're saying. Yeah, exactly. They're not spiritually. Exactly. They're their own thing.

They're almost like Mongolian, and I don't even really consider Mongolians Asian. No, stop. I don't consider Mongolians. Okay. Which is wrong. That's it. Because they really ran ship for a very long time. But that's Asian.

But we're not really talking about them enough. It's kind of its own thing I think. What about the monkey whites? The stands and the... There are monkey whites. I guess I get how it feels now. I get how it feels now. Because...

Yeah. It always felt wrong. Right? It always felt wrong. But now it's... Like now... Now, yeah. That, now it's even...

Yeah, it's like, oh, the sting is different. Yes. They might be Asian. No, they're Asian. They're Asian. Yeah. But that's like a Newzbek person? Yeah, he's in Kazakh.

I got to say, they're very impressive... They're very impressive for the Asians. In terms of genetics. Yeah. Very impressive. Tree climbers? I don't think there's a lot of trees in the sand. Yeah.

The steves really no trees. Why are you guys? Okay. The Norwegians are up there. Who else? Who else? As far as whites? Yeah.

I mean, American whites. It's really going to be up to Al to bring up anybody else. No, Southern American whites. Southern American boys. I think they can get it done. I'll be honest with you. In terms of strength, stature. Swag.

Without a doubt. Athleticism? They're restricted to playing linemen types of positions where you don't make that fast switch. Let them hammer throw it. Let's see what they could do. I don't even know if they have that kind of technology. We're not really talking about that.

We're not really talking about that. We're not really talking about athleticism, running and jumping. That's athleticism. Just running and jumping. That's what athleticism is. Running and jumping. Endurance. Okay.

I mean, Loki Italians are like sneaky good at like random running shit. What place did they get in the world? you're not even allowed to bring up a country that's not at the World Cup this is the sport everyone cares about Austria Bosnia They see him bringing his boy back Wait

You see him bring his boy back He don't even realize it He don't even realize it but he brought it back One of your own I don't know They might be the most athletic ones All right Al what do you think Yeah I'm going to just go with them

because I like this tall, retarded-looking guy. I mean, Al, out, out. He's a friend of the show. He's one of our best friends. Yeah, but he has a sense of humor. He would like this. He's extremely funny. Yeah, he got some good stuff. You saw when the lady came up to him,

they're like staying at like an Airbnb, I guess, like in the Norwegian national team. And she's like, yeah, I heard one of y'all was a professional soccer player. And she's talking to him, and he's like, no, I'm just a social media guy. He just plays it off, just like fucks around. See, I like that.

He's just a nice guy. Have you seen one of him seeing his own reflection? in the mirror and he got scared that was good look at it you can find out I'm not making that up the fact that you're laughing at it it means you agree with now and that is really

I'm the monster I think you're pulling a funny right now I don't even really believe you're on the monster why don't you look it up and see and then see how horrible the person you're yeah okay let me find out all right Holland what jersey is that

this France this friend what's the what's the animal on that that's a cut The rooster. So that's their... Yeah, that's their thing. They never beat the allegations.

They really never beat the allegations. All the animals you could pick. You just there, I realize that shit. They're called the roosters? No, I mean, I don't know what they're called. That's like their national symbol. It's the roosters. Yeah.

We got a ball eagle. That's fire. Way better bird. Yeah. That's a good point. It's a different bird. Nah, but I don't like the fact that they shit in on America food, though. You heard that?

Hold on. Hold on. Look at them. Come on. Come on. See? The boy is funny. Okay, you know what?

My bad. You're fucked up. Got my hair good. Nobody want to give me credit. You know what I mean? Got my hair cut. Nobody would have given me credit. He's doing it way better to you.

No, he let it flow. It's the Viking flow in the back. That's really what it is. I mean, what it isn't. Come on. Striking. He's striking. He's striking.

He's very striking. When he's at home and no one's around, you think he walks on his knuckles a little bit? Just when he's at home and nobody's around. Just the way he was chewing right there Just the way he was chewing You put love on his spectra of he used He's a cast date

Stop it Like stop it He just thinks it's the real world Yeah You know nothing Anything interesting You saw his walk when he walks out the field He's like lulking

Frankenstein type shit That motherfucker's a badass But I'm telling you he will be the nicest player To ever play the sport Mark my word You see the girl that's been going viral Because she kind of looks like him Oh, yeah.

Oh, whoa. Whoa. Chios. Nah. Bro, that is nuts. Holland. Holland came to... Yeah.

Let me see. Now he's in the Champions League. Yeah, see, there you go. I'm telling you, the Brits are the best at the chance. Because they're funny with it. Did you see the one with your shit? When were they playing Sweden? Your shit.

Your shit. Your birds are fit. But you're just great. That's like most of the game. That's what makes soccer so great. Because there is a little bit of downtime. So in the meantime, you're kind of just like, it's like tailgating, but you're inside the arena.

You know what I mean? Yes. That's a great way of looking at. You're kind of just like hanging, you're drinking and you're talking shit. But it also exposes like the humor of your culture. Yeah. It exposes some interesting things about the culture. So, like, the Brits are kind of, like, witty, far, they're witty, they're, like, funny.

And they're musical. Brits are musical. And the Argentines are just, like, racist pieces of shit. They hate black. Yes. Like, that's become the outside of the court. Why do all the South Americans hate Argentine? Son, sorry to catch you on this one, but when the guy called, uh, uh, disabled Uruguay.

Oh, yeah. For Paraguay. That's funny. That's good. No, why do they all eat Argentina? I mean, I didn't know there's so much heat. It's like racist fuck. We're uncovering new racism that I didn't even know existed.

Argentine people are sick and they're like, cool. And they're racist. But ask the South American history. So the issue is that they really, I think, the issues they really identify with their European roots more so than most of the Central and South American countries. So like, they're all quick to be. like, oh, my dad's Italian or my, my grandpa's this from Spain.

And they're like, we're European. And I think they really branded about like European and like whiteness. And a lot of the other countries in Central, South America, you know, at least while there is that colorism, they still adopted some of like the indigenous attitude and cultural effects. They really do have a racist history. Like they were in battles and they would put all the black people in the front lines. And then when they went to. Who the fuck would do that? Yeah, that's crazy.

What country would do it? What country would go to a pointless war And then put all of them Do that? No. World War II, we didn't even let you all fight? You're welcome. You guys begged to be in an airplane.

We're like, fine, let them fly around. Give them the one with the red tips. They'll find it first. We were the nicest. Yeah. Actually true. Yeah. I guess they'll probably were a little racist

the Argentinians. But everyone is, every country in South America is racist. You don't think the Brazilians are racist? Yeah, but like, when you're, openly racist. Like when they wanted to increase the population they're like

only bring in white people. You know, kind of like... Who else has done that? Yeah, yeah. You know, kind of like, you know. Who else would do so? That's annoying. We did a lot of the same shit

and we're still terrible with soccer. Like, at least their racism got them a World Cup. You know what I mean? No, we need more of those fucking soccer concentration camps. Oh, that's a good point. That's what we need.

Wait, how does it work? All the other countries, they got these fucking soccer camps where they pluck kids from South America and then they four. force them to play soccer until they're like 16. My understanding was that what happens here is that like it's incredibly expensive to put your kid in the league soccer program.

Whereas like in Europe or South America or Central America, like as a young kid, you're already part of an institution and making that institution money. So like you're at the youth academy for Barcelona or something like that. And like they're selling tickets to those games and like you're contracted and they're lending you out to other teams. So it's basically if you've created like a capitalist incentive to curate talent. Yeah, but the country's also funding it. Say again.

The country's also funding it. Sure, sure. The country's paying these kids' way, but it's really cut throat. The moment you stop playing good, you're out at the school. Yeah. You hear stories about that every now. It'll be like a 20-year-old dude who's homeless. And he's like, yeah, I was in like the Arsenal Academy and then I got cut.

Yeah. And my girls tell me, in Spain, they take every single kid, put them in that school at a certain point. And then if you're not good, you're out. Yeah. So like every single person, they see if you have what it takes to be a sock player. They don't do that yet. There also is a cultural element. I don't know if you've seen this.

A lot of people are saying that Brazil was way better when they were Catholic. They're not Catholic anymore? No, dude, they're all evangelical Protestants. What changed? They sent the boys down there and they flipped them all. All of them? 30 to 40%. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? But back when they were Catholic, I mean, look at this. Evangelical Protestant sterilization has flattened their ball, ruined their samba, and obliterated their sweat. Yeah, that's funny. I mean, come on. You think a Protestant could do that? Dude, this is pure...

Oh, that's Catholicism. That's Catholicism, bro. That's Catholic swag. They were... Brazil was better when their players were womanizers, drunkards, and slightly out of shape when they were behaving like Catholic, setting the power of friendship and good fun do the heavy lifting. That's funny.

That's what we need. You need the Ronaldo cut, bro. The old Ronaldo cut? Yo, just in the front? It's not just that front joint, bro. Did you hear the story about why he did that? No. Uh-oh.

No, no. Not even bad. Not even bad. No, apparently he had some like ankle injury or something like that. And he didn't want people talking about it. So he shaved to us to just be like the front

where the front of the hair is there. And then the whole conversation became about this like weird haircut that he had. And now the media stopped talking about the potential injury. Fire, right? If that is true. That's what Balligan should have done. He's like, everyone's talking about this red card. Share out of his haircut. Bang.

Just cut the side. He's nasty, that ballad getting. Nice, right? What team does he play for? Monaco. Yeah, we need to get him off that shit. We need to get him on a real team. Yeah, but Monica's so nice.

I mean, is it? How can't we just bribe players to play for us? What do you think we're doing? No, no. What do you think we've been doing? No, but we're not doing. The players have to do sign language to talk to each other. None of them speak English.

It's kicking a ball. How much talking? See him talking? I was so shocked hearing Malik Tillman talk. I was like, this guy's got to be a, this guy's a pure-blooded America. You know? And what did he say? Let me tell me.

Pass me the balls. Put it's on my header. Pass it to me on the side. He's a German kid, right? I'm pretty sure, yeah. Yeah. It's just a little shocking. You're like, oh, wow, I didn't know that that was, that was in there.

Everything is huge over there. I mean, everything is just bigger. Also, the coach. Doesn't Russell Crow have movies to make and shit? Like, when did we get this guy? Do we like this guy? Yeah, everyone seems like that. Especially in the group stage.

I mean, granted, the way they went out wasn't great, but it seems like this has been a needed change. Can I say one thing about the World Cup that I really love? Yeah. Especially now that they've expanded it for entertainment purposes. Not the fact that we get to let more teams in. It's the fact that you see better teams, elite teams, play against dog shit teams. And when the games are close, it's incredibly exciting because there's a dog shoot team

that shouldn't be in it or have a fucking chance. No team is dog shit, but I know what I mean. You know what I mean? This is a wrong way to describe it. But like it's a team that's a severe underdog. But also, especially in the group stage, you got to see the stars behave like stars. So if you're a complete casual and you're like, you know, I've never seen Ronaldo actually play

and you like see him scoring to go and say, oh, this guy's nice. Or if you never, you've heard Holland and you're like, oh, I want to watch this guy Hatrick. And you just tease off on someone. And you're like, oh, this is great. Literally in the group stage, it was like all the stars showed up and had multiple goal games. Yeah. You can't ask for anything better.

Yeah. And then you move out of the group stage. Some of the underdog teams go in as well. So now you're super excited. This is great. And then once you get into the knockout rounds, the games get a little more conservative. It feels like we were lucky. But like you have a little more of these like zero zero games or they end in penalties.

I imagine that's teams going, hey, we're not going to take as many chances against this other team. We've got to stay in the box. Is that kind of what the logic? Depending on the team and the match, if you can drag them to penalties, it's not a bad move. Because penalties, all of a sudden, you're almost even again.

Yeah. But then it finishes pressure. Who can deal with the pressure? Yeah. And if you're the underdog, you're like, dude, we made it this far. This is great.

So there's an argument to be made that they shouldn't let penalties decide the game. It's a heartbreaking. It's a hard-reaching. I'm not a fan of that. Tell me what your thoughts are. It's like, because I'm just used to our sports

where it's like, hey, you play until there's a winner, but like, you play the actual, game you're playing. Penalty kicks is like, it just feels like a completely different game. It's like, hey, we're just guessing. It's not that much skill.

Of course, you have to get it on target, but still, it's not that much. But it's also so exciting. It's literally like, hey, this game has gone so long. We played for two hours. Yeah. And we don't have a winner. So now it's just going to come down to who can handle pressure psychologically the best.

I get that. But like tennis, for example, like, they'll just keep going. Like, the game could be, there was the longest game ever, like five hours and 15 minutes. Imagine doing that. And you're running the entire time for 5,015 minutes until somebody just, hey, I can't do it. Let me make a pitch. That's just fine. I think hockey does this.

Remove a player. Open up a little bit more room. Okay. Because the issue, obviously, with soccer is that it's hard to score. So if you just keep on adding more overtimes, you might be there for fucking five hours, and it's just exhausting. And, like, you know, somebody's going to get injured or whatever's going to happen. I imagine that's the idea.

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Because like to make a team have to lose a player, and especially like granted it was turned over, the call was reversed. But that was a bad call. Like, we all knew that was a bad call with the American player. Like, it wasn't a real red. Like, you real red is like, oh, he was intentionally trying to do that. And it's like he wasn't intentional. To go from no foul to a red is a little tough.

Like a yellow, you get it. And that's what I'm saying. I think that would be a better rule for red guards. Yeah, there's something. We got to think about that. Now that it's our sport, let's fix it. Yeah, well, you've got to fix it. This is how the MLS used to settle games.

Have you seen this? No. How is this received? Internationally. Terribly. Yeah. So you get three touches, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, I think you get three touches once you go.

Oh, so they just run at it? But the goalie is also allowed to come out. Whereas in penalty kicks, the goalie can't come out. Yeah, it's like an Oklahoma drill. So you do a breakaway and you try to score on the ground. I kind of like that a little bit better because that's more, it's closer to the game. Yeah, that's true. A little more skill.

I like this better, yeah. So they would just run them down and try to chip it in. They didn't like this. But they got rid of this pretty quickly. Why? People didn't like it? Yeah, I think just like international soccer fans were like, this is absurd. This is interesting.

Top comment here says this type of penalty wouldn't work in Europe because players would just chip it over the goalkeeper every time. Yeah. I mean, the goalkeeper doesn't have to run up. But if they don't run up, then they're cooked. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, there's a, did you see the guy from Congo, the fan.

fan that would just stand there the whole time? You saw us? Yeah. The way you said it makes me think he did. I don't think you did. I did see it. He's wearing a suit and he just has his hand in the air. Oh yeah. Lumama or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? I haven't seen it. Pull it up.

La Mumba? La Mumba? I think I'm not being racists right now. He would go to every game for Congo, just stand there. La Mumba. And he would stand for 90 minutes. Wow. In the suit. Just posted up. Fire.

And he's dressed as the old Congolese president Did he say why he does that? I think he's just like morale. He's like a beloved icon politically in Congo. Like after they basically got rid of the Belgians this guy was in charge

and then he got assassinated then they put in a pro-Belgian president in the Congo. Is that the guy? Patrice Lumumba? That's who this is, Lumumba. Is this the guy in the Bouto? I think of Mabutu.

Did you guys see that clip? Is that the guy in the clip? He's like, corruption is bad, unless I'm a part of it. Yeah, yeah. Fire. Yeah. Love that take. Love that take.

Hot take. That actually is fire. That's kind of what we're saying with this red car with Baligan. Yeah. I love that. I love that FIFA said that Belgium has the right to appeal the call. And then they appealed it and they were like, nope. That was fire.

And then, dude, me and Shoulzer watching this live. Bro, can you pause? When you watch something that you know is going to, going to be a meme or viral in real time, it's special. It's a joy, right? It is a real joy. Because you know it's going to end up being a meme or it's going viral. Yeah.

And you're getting to see it first. First, yeah. Harry Kane, which for the record, a legend. I didn't know this about Harry Kane. Married his high school sweetheart. Been in the game 20 years. All time striker, all time leading goal score for England, never had a scandal. Just like a great dude.

Also, it was kicked out of the arsenal, like youth team, kicked out of some other youth team, like said he was never good enough. Made it work. became a legend. And then England wins. And this is his interview. Ask you, what's happened over there by the England goal? Because there looks to be some concern. Yeah, children, that place is gone. Hello, just there. I think it's okay. Just starting to do his arm. Okay, well, as for the performance, I think it says it all the fact that your voice has gone.

That was some contest to watch. What on earth was it like to play in? She knows. Yeah, it was a crazy game. We had to fight. We're on to find. Have you seen that like that TV show or something in the Netherlands when the guy has the weird voice he's entering him? He sounds just like this. Oh, is this where everyone laughs? I think so.

Everyone like laughs uncontrollably. Oh, let me see. Doesn't matter. Not worth looking it up. Shout out the Scottish also. Oh, yeah. Shout out the Scottish. Scottish, we love you.

We love you. Why? If God, if God created the Earth, if you. The earth is God's masterpiece. The Scottish are his finest detail, Alex. Why? Because they have no reason to be as joyful, happy, and, like, share as much joy and enthusiasm with life as they do.

They have every reason to be upset. You know, they've had their freedom taken from them. They've been enslaved, but, you know, they've been colonized. They still have this incredibly, like, frustrated and angry relationship towards the English. they've had their natural resources sapped, and yet they still are positive, enthusiastic, loving people. They bring joy wherever they go. Like, whenever Scottish people are in a place,

there's nobody that is upset about it. I used to witness it every summer. My Scottish family would, like, come stay with us, and they would basically babysit me for the summer. The exact thing that happened in Boston would happen in this little town and far out. This shit makes so much sense because you were... Are you going to kill it? Dude, he hates the French.

I know. That is great. He smacked my cup. You really love Mexicans? They're the Scottish on the Mexicans of the white. No, they're the Mexicans of your, for sure. And I feel the same way around Mexicans.

It is like pure joy, enthusiasm, excitement, positivity about life. Hard is working. Like if you're not hard working, you're just like a pussy. They look down on you. But they have every reason to be upset, frustrated, angry, like, just kind of like devolve into like victim. mindset and they don't. They just persevere, succeed, spread joy, drink, be merry, sing

song. Like, wherever they go. Mexican, Mexican, Mexican. They know that. They took over fun with. I wish I'd do with somebody's chance. The chance me, they mean, it sounds fun. It just brought a tear to my eye watching them just become just come over and just being so loved too. Like the people of Boston, people of Boston are like tough guys. This is not, they're not like, you know, the most like cheerful, happy, go lucky. They're hilarious people, but they're not the type of people that will just like speak openly about their feelings. This is like a Catholic, repressive culture. And they were just like, I saw guys getting emotional. They're like, I think we need to bring them back or something. Maybe it was just like, they gave so, they brought so much

joy and excitement. And there was just this reminder that like life can be fun even when it sucks. you can instill joy into horribly shitty situations. And like if that is the cultural export of the Scottish, fucking God bless them for it. That's awesome. Because that's what they do. Yeah. They drank the whole city dry.

It was so cool. We went to Cheers Barrios here for two pints and we stayed for 20. One of the guys they interviewed. And yeah, you know what was really cool about the World Company is like the rest of the world realizing they've been propagandized about America. You know, and like we're propagandized about America. Yeah. So like both two things happens at once. The rest of the world came here and they were like, wait, they're not all violent and just shooting people and they're actually really welcoming and they, they, like, Americans love it when you love our shit.

Yeah. And like love him or hate him, but like the boreout character, and I think he takes advantage of people who are being very kind, Sasha Baron Cohen. And it's, he's got a lot of hilarious shit. But at the other day, it's like he has taken advantage of kindness and like exploiting people and making it look stupid. But like if you notice, kind of like wherever Borat goes or Ali G goes, like he's saying wild shit. And the Americans are kind of be like, oh, you kind of don't understand. What I'm trying to say is it's like, they're just giving you a chance. It doesn't matter where you're from.

We're like giving you a fucking chance. Yeah. Complete foreigner comes into your town with a camera and you're like, yeah, have dinner at our house. Come stay over. And then he just makes you look like a racist hassle. But that's what I was going to say about people from Boston. I feel like they kind of got a bad rap, just like New Yorkers. You know how people think New Yorkers are rude or whatever.

It's like, yeah, we're like kind of. Kindest most loving. And I think the same about, every time I've been to Boston, it's like, it's been all about. Even though they have the history of being a little racist, I've never seen it. Yeah, I mean, look. I'm sure it exists, but I'm sure it's there. And I'm sure all these people coming over for the World Cup, there's definitely Americans were like, nice because they know that they're leaving.

There's other than some Americans are like, we love visitors. Yeah. You're visiting, right? But it was really cool. One, to see these Europeans go like, wow, like, there's really a. amazing things in America. And Americans, for a moment, I felt it myself just being like, America is great. We are great people.

We are kind and we are welcoming. We're loving. We want to see you have a good time. And if you're having a good time enjoying our shit, we want to make sure it's the best. I think that like sometimes when you see like Chinese tourism, where they come in a bus, they have a flag, they all kind of travel around like Lemmings and then they go back in. It's not as fun. You're not enjoying it with us.

when you see a couple fucking like random Polish people in a bar and they're like oh we're so excited to be here Americans will just bring you into our group and we'll make sure you have the best fucking time to that. Yeah and it was cool for them to win. Dude even being in France for like a week like my little baby would walk from

at the park and would walk to someone else's like a little picnic and they wouldn't talk to them. And it's not that they're being rude is that there's a social norm where it's... They're social norm as rude. It's that... They developed it for centuries.

They're like, hey, we're not going to just, like, randomly talk to someone like that. Like, hey, we, like, where's the parents? Like, my mom would say when we were living in France, other parents wouldn't hang out. Like, they wouldn't let their kids hang out with my parents' kids, like my siblings, unless they met the parents. So, like, my brothers would try to hang out with other French kids, be like, hey, you want to come over? And they'd be like, no. And it sounds rude, but the cultural norm is, like, the parents have to meet each other. And then they can go.

And then they can go. And everyone knows the rules, so it's fine. Yeah. But then when an outsider comes in without knowing the rules, then a sudden there's a little different. Whereas in America, there's like not really any rules. Like, it's just like... It's just how they treat the gas.

What's it? There's always a weird family on the block. Like, do not go to that. You got to meet the parents. Are your dad's out of town? I guess it never happened. No, that is. But no, the French are...

The French are interesting because they have literally refined to perfection the pleasantries of life. Like any indulgence, smell, taste, experience. Bro. The catacombs. Like a cemetery. Millions of people die and they're like, we're going to make it beautiful. We're going to make it nice. That is their gift to the world.

And we all benefit from that. Right. We benefit from it in food. Gardens of Versailles. You walk around there and you're like, oh, dude, they snapped on the sun. They snapped. I went when I was a kid and I was like, all right, it's a garden. No.

But then you go other places in the world, you're like, oh, these gardens are fine. And they snap to snap. that the whole thing was a hustle they were broke they had did you hear the story about like there was a time where they were so broke

they couldn't keep all the fountains going on at the same time but the hustle was being French at that time was looked at as like especially like the the monarchy

was looked at as like the most elite human experience so that they would have these like leaders from all around the world that would just come to say hi to Louis the fifth or whoever 14th, the Sun King or whatever 16th was a son king

Okay, whatever which one it was. They would just come and say hi. But they were broke. But they knew they had to keep on the charade, keep up the charade. So when you would walk the gardens, the second you moved out of one fountain, they would turn that shit off and turn on the next one. So they were running like a Ponzi scheme. The first people were like Lisa Euris.

You know what I mean? Yes. They were like the first with like the pink Euris. But they figured out, like food is almost, they figured all these things out. With that, though, comes a, like elitism or arrogance. that is off-putting that like the Italians don't have. Italians have this like rich food culture.

Southern Italians. That is true. Well, the northern Italians are German. Nobody wants to admit it, but they are. It's like, you'll literally a fucking bus stop away from Germany. You're fucking German. But like, you could let your kid just walk around in a random town in Italy.

And they will, that's their kid that day. There was one group of ladies that picked up my baby and they were like, look how cute you, da-da-da. And I was like, oh, see, not all French people. Spanish. Spanish too. Yeah, they were Spanish and they loved them. But there's just like rules.

There's just like unwritten rules. Like my dad had a funny story. When they first moved to France, he walked up to a guy at a grocery store and goes, excuse me, where's the bread aisle? And the guy just looks at him and goes, we say hello first. Oh, shit. And it is kind of an unwritten rule. Then when you walk up to someone, you say hello.

And in America, we don't really think about it. You just kind of go up to a guy like, hey, excuse me, because everyone's kind of in a rush. But there it's like, and my dad's explanation was like during the monarchy times, everything was like very hierarchical. Yeah. And so you had to treat everyone with respect because the people that were lower didn't want to feel like they were lower. So they all upheld a standard. They were like, no, no, no, you have to respect me. It's all about like, look me in the eyes.

Say hello. Dude, they're really to fuck with the gag. He's French-Canadians going over and they're like, hey, what's up? Donnie-Sin. He's a good guy. He's out of here, bro. No, that shit is. That was disrespectful.

He should have slapped them. What? What? That is what my dad said. I wonder if you could track how sexy a culture is by how much is left of it in the colonized places.

So like if you go to like parts of like Northern Africa where the French colonize you see remnants of like French aesthetic. You see like cultural affects. There's obviously like language there but language is a different thing. I'm talking about like

how people exist in space. Like, if the culture that colonize you is super sexy, even though you're like, fuck you guys are colonizers, but you're like, not as perfumes kind of fire and like making shit look beautiful. Like, we like the aesthetic and we're going to keep some of that kind of stuff. Whereas, like, I don't know if you go to Nigeria and you see like remnants of British culture. Do you know what I mean?

Like, I don't know if they're like, yeah, we want to look British. Maybe they, maybe we do. I don't know. Do you? Part of them still speak English. Well, that's what I'm saying. Language is different because once you make their language a least. legal, they feel more comfortable.

But Nigerians aren't eating like beans on toast. Yeah. You know? I don't even think English people. I think they just keep it on the menu just because, but they don't even eat that shit. They love it, bro. They love that shit. The start of the movie that I'm doing.

The blood sausage. He was talking about it and he was like, he was like euphoric talking about it. Oh, you put the vegamite, but it's not vegemite, it's whatever their vegemite is. I don't know what it's called. But this, you put a little of that. and then the beans you let it soak and like it's like describing prison food

I'm speaking of Brooks from Shawshay Prevention like who the fuck is happening right now? I think that's the worst breakfast in the world yo here's the thing I can't think of a worst breakfast yeah

this is something now the beans are kind of fire I do like the beans they blend as fuck it's not the best it's not the best it's not good it's like they open the can and just put it stop stop stop stop stop

bushes big beans nah those are fire. I didn't realize they have sugar in them. Chill, of course. It's all sugar. I was like, babe, why are these so good? She's full of sugar. I was like, no, it's beans. Beans aren't. Pines are

sugar, it's protein. America got to. America got it. We tried that British shit. We're like, he's missing a very key green. We turn into cooling. How we turn beads into cooling? Put a slice of pineapple in there. It's so tight.

Yeah. Another great World Cup story. Oh, real quick about Britain, though. Britain, British dessert, you can shit on British food all you want. Okay. British, like, dessert. What's one of that is a dessert? All those baked goods, pies, the short breads, all that kind of shit, they're nasty when it comes to dessert.

I'll give you the short, the short bread, but what else? Yeah, it's not touching the French. Have you not watched Bake Off? French are the best. Too close to France, they even care about them. French is the best. That's what I'm saying. There's got to be a best.

Yeah. The French are the best. Number two is British, bro. No. You tell me. You tell me your number two. Son, Latin America has delicious. Yeah, even just like a chiro.

Even Asians got a conifer. You got a little sesame ice creams. Yeah. What's the green one? Snod on ice cream, mochi or whatever that is? Yeah. Sticky mango rice? No, sticky mango rice.

Come on, son. I forgot about that. You can't use your main ingredient for the whole. meal and in dessert. No, that's definitionally poverty. That's definitionally poverty. If rice is what you're giving me for the appetizer, the main shit and dessert, you're poor. No, no, no.

I mean, they can be poor, but make the shit fired. If it slats or slaps, stop it. If British put beans in the dessert. Oh, they're so good with sugar. Yeah. It's like the Japanese trying to do that shit. Nasty. Or the red bean paste?

Keep your paste. Keep your fucking paste. We're not doing it. That shit sucks. The French are number one when it comes to pastries, all that kind of shit. Of course. But Italians can't do dessert. Not tiramisu, isn't that Italian? Yeah, there's the thing with the Italians.

That's Italian. That's Italian. Gelado. Gelato. What are we talking about here? It's like, it's so great at ice cream. I love the Italians. I love it.

When it comes to dessert, canoli? It's French. No, of course. We're agreeing. It's not even not good. The Italians. It's overrated. They're not great.

It's wet. Like, who's cool? And I hate when somebody brings that shit to the party. I'm like, come on. I want Italians to have everything better than French because I love them so much. But we have to call it like it is. Like, if you're not going to cook with fucking butter, you can't make dessert. Get it out of it.

Olive oil is not going to make good dessert. But what about the English, though? You're saying English in number two. I still haven't heard a good English dessert. Good look at best English dessert. Do you watch British Bake Off? It's not called Italian Bake Off. It's not called Portuguese bakelo.

Just shortbread cookies off rip is fucking delicious. Now they got all the pie. They have a million dessert. Sticky toffee pudding. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Who's got an ante pudding? An apple crumbull.

An apple crumbull? That's America. Oh, yeah. America, how are you leaving us out? Yeah, we got mad dessert. No, America's obviously the best. A crone? Who even thinks of them?

Let me back up. Let me back up. Can I back up? Can I? Can I? Let me back up. French are number one. America is number one B.

Okay. But let me clarify this. This needs clarification. Okay. Isn't that refined? But it's better. Our ghetto dessert is incredible. Nobody fucks on a ghetto dessert.

A fucking brownie that's been on a shelf for two years with a scoop of ice cream on brownies? Oh, we're talking. in my language, Little Debbie. That's what I'm talking about. Our ghetto dessert are non-refined dessert. Don't give me a refined American dessert.

We don't want it. You ever made Puppy Chow? Oh, Pubby Chow rule. Oh, no, no, I do know what you do. Take a checks mix. You get some chocolate. You mix in a trash bag. Eat it out the trash bag.

It's incredible. It's incredible. Yo, rice crispy treat. Yeah, yeah. Europe is not fucking with a rice crispy treat. No, I don't think they can handle them. They can't snap. I can't stack a crackle or bob.

Yo, facts. Give me British. But British is. We might just be one. Oh, the Victoria sponge. We might just be one with desserts. You have a sponge? No, the sponge cake is five, bro.

The Victoria's sponge? It's a cake. It's just a cake. The Bonafi pie? Come on, son. Go down. Go down. That's all they did. Who made red velvet?

We're number, we did. I'm claiming it. Because it's cream cheese on it. That's us. Cream cheese is us, right? I'm going to see where it came from. Isn't red milk? It's just chocolate and red color.

No, yo, yo. Yeah, I don't have a frosted. Cream cheese for us. Don't ruin it. But the color. Don't ruin it. It's unknown where it started of southern United States

in the early 20th century. Yes. Come on. Sorry. Pardon my left. Part of my left. Love you. Damn.

Yeah, we kind of got dessert. We got, I think we're at the best. We did. You're right. I'm going to give you your right. To dessert. We took pizza, made it better. Pizza here is better than pizza in Italy.

I'm going to be honest with you on that one. I'm going to be dead, serious, 100% honesty. Non-N-N-N-N-N-Poleon-Whatever shit. Their pizza There. Pizza there. I'm just being flat honest with you. It's better.

Stop it. Stop it. Where'd you go in Italy? You're doing the refined shit. No, no. That's street pizza. Foppy little bullshit. Napoleon pizza. Come on. Nobody wants that shit. Napoleon pizza. What is it called? What is it called?

It might be, but I know in your head you just imagine some short guy making the fucking pizza. Naples. Neapolitan, Neapolitan. Have you seen how the Europeans are dealing with a ranch? You can't even pick it up. You got to eat it with a food. They love it. They're selling ranch at the airport now. They love... Because we put them on ranch.

Apparently, TSA put out a statement saying you can't bring ranch on the plane. Stop putting in your carry on. Really? Because all the Europeans were taking ranch. Can I tell you something? Condiments. Not sauces. Sources, unfortunately, you're probably going to have to go

Asia. You have to go Asia. You have to go Asia. You can't Curry is a sauce? Curry is a sauce to me. That's a soup. All the glaze, all like the Thai glazes, all that shit, whatever that is. Peanut sauce. They got it.

They got it. Condiments is not, they don't even have Heinz in fucking Europe, bro. Yeah, sad. They don't even have Heinz. But we America. What the hell is going on over there? What are they dipping? You got no AC.

You got no ice in a Coke. Yeah. You got no Heinz? How I'm supposed to have a hamburger in peace? They don't even know how to do that. They put mayo. They put mayo. And it's not even the good mayo, too.

Their mayo is too gelatinous. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got to turn it into Ioli because their regular mayo sucks. Our regular mayo is starts as Ioli. We don't even have me. Why would you have mayo when you could start with Iyole? That's good point. Come on, Matt.

That's good point. I'm with you. Cut out the middleman. Get some AC. Mark said 40,000 Frenchmen died during the heat wave that they blamed on America. It's sad as true. Because of no AC.

You need air conditioning, guys. Need ice? You need ice. The green party of France. It was like the most ecologically friendly party. They came out with an official statement and said, you know what, guys, we approve of AC. Sent shockwaves to the French government.

Really? Okay. They couldn't believe it. But finally, they were like, yeah, we're going to do And when we clarify, when we say AC, it's 72 and below. 72 degrees and below. You're even a little high with that one, but I'll let you rot. I know Zora was saying, keep it at 78.

Easy, easy. This is America. He was feeling a little too good. Knicks of five. He was like off the high. He's like, oh, we don't need it, but he was wild. I put my shit to 64 just despite to him even suggesting such a thing. Our AC blew out needed.

It was cold for a little. It was cold. It was cold. It was cold. It was cold. You blew the fuck out. Yeah. So maybe it was right.

But there's no, we're not doing the restrictions on the AC in the background. We don't do that. What's the point? Now, you got to turn off Times Square first. Turn it off. Yeah. Turn off the billboard and then I'll turn off the AC.

Yo, can you keep going? Right. Can you keep going? That just seems crazy to me. You're asking me to come my AC off. He's back. He's back. Let's just, let's do order of operations.

Some cook. Order of operations. That's all I'm saying. I like this, right? Keep going on this. Because this is what I like. Because I had an emotional reaction. And you got some logical facts behind it.

Keep going on this one. What else should we turn off? Gracie Mansion. That shit got to be. We got to make that 75 degrees. You know what I mean? 78 maybe. 80.

And then office buildings. Goldman Sachs, bump it up. And then you work you well all the way down. I think we need an official order. And you put on a bill. with lights and you go, oh, we're in this zone right here. Time Square, turn out. I need to know that the whole city hall or whatever it is at 78 before my baby's cooking.

Exactly. My baby doesn't need to cook. Turn it off. Because I've been paying my AC bill. They've been starting with that. Not doing the subway. I'm doing the subway. Street lights in a dark alleyway.

Turn it off. Turn it off. Exactly. Snatching grab. The ICU. They're going to die anyway. Turn it off. Turn it off.

I'm not going to sweat. He's 80 years old. Again, the kidney replacement. We got kids, bro. We got kids. Yeah, my kid's going to live so long. It's like your red card rule. You're not going to take years off my kids.

This guy's 82 smoking trying to get a kidney transplant. I like that. Turnoff time square, bro. Yeah. He also is so cool if it was all blacked out to see it. Right? I mean, I don't know about that, but yeah. That'd be awesome.

All I'm saying is, this is America. We don't throttle. We don't throttle air conditioning. There's not, we're not, we're not. We're not going to have this life of abundance here and then start throttling air condition. Exactly. We're not going to do two ice cubes in your Coca-Cola because we're going to run out ice. Turn on those wind fans and make more wind.

Cool us down. So I'm talking about. Exactly. Out in the fields with the giant things. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. Right?

I like this. Are I crazy? Mark is back. Mark is back. He's back. All he has to do is go to Europe for two weeks and he realized how amazing America is. Oh, my God. Nothing feels better than going back after you've been in Europe for a while.

and you go into like the customs line and the guy stamps your shit, welcome back. Welcome back. I felt like I was on the Iwojima. I came home and I was like, you fucking I-eye cabinet. I was so excited.

They make that shit fire till you see the giant American flag. God, this is awesome. It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. That's what the whole world got to witness during the World Cup. And this guy came over from Cape Berde.

They got 20 million followers. She started the tournament with 50,000. Savozina. and I think he got a deal, right? Did he get a contract somewhere? I think they're looking at it. I mean, he's also 40, so I don't know exactly what he can do. Sign him to be a he.

Sign him to the Knicks, 10 day. Not to be a hater. But if you're a player, they probably just running it up, right? Right, right. Byingson. That's a large joke. He was a trending story. He was a trending story, bro.

Yeah. He was all over. He was a huge trend of story. 10 million likes on this, 440,000 comments. It was a trending story, Al It was big Also, you asked me if I could change the rule Yes, if you could change the rule in soccer

When they do the pregame photo We gotta stop with a stance This is what happens When you let Europeans decide the rules You talk about when they announce it a player They're all like No, that part of swaggy When they're just getting their fucking

Colons pushed in by the back line Like they always bend down Like they always bend down like awkwardly Right in front of the back up The back of the line up Yeah, take a knee or something right? Yeah, like crowds I think a crouch could work.

But that's not a rule. What's a rule you would change in soccer? There's got to be a way to penalize... Flopping. Like flopping. It's just the worst part of the game. And, like, I get why they do it. Like, there's a benefit.

You flop. You get a penalty. You score. Like, it changes the entire trajectory of the tournament. But there's just got to be a way to enforce it better. Like, if you get caught diving, media yellow card. Yeah, that'd be sick. I thought they were trying to do that this tournament.

They were trying to give somebody. somebody yell for fake flog. And let the record show also, a lot of times when these guys grab their shins, that shit hurts. Stop it. No, no, no. Mark got a good point here. Let's say you're walking through your bedroom is dark, no lights because the AC

and everything's turned off to conserve energy. You smack your shin directly into a table. Yes, I go, ow! I don't roll around a floor like this by out. You're rolling around on the floor. You put it on the floor. You put it on there and you go, damn. And then your girl goes, you okay? And you go,

shut the fuck up. And then you take a minute and then you're good. But you're not rolling around on the floor like a little bitch. And then once they give you the call you want, then you start smiling and jump right up. All of a sudden, I'm good now. They got no AC, bro. They've no AC so hot.

How's wearing a wrist brace from and Spikeball? Yeah, bro. Hey, I'm a athlete. A game you lost in Spikeball. You are at Adley. I'm an assing. It's starting forward for Fri-U-Nated. Yeah, what jersey is?

I'm a good number nine, right? What is the idea of it? It's just limiting your upward motion of the wrist? Yeah, and it gets me to stop doing stuff with it. Because I keep forgetting that it's injured and then I keep doing it. You never got tennis elbow at all? Yeah, when I first started playing. Did it affect you more on this side or this side?

The outside. Interesting. Yeah. My shit fucked me up in here. Oh, really? And I was like, how is that tennis elbow? And they're like, it's the same. You're probably just trying to muscle it through.

100% zero body weight, zero talent or skill nothing at all. It's embarrassing. You've been playing paddle? I haven't seen. You still getting out there?

No, I did. I played this past weekend, but I didn't play I didn't play when we were out in L.A. doing the movie. You're just there in the whole day. And you just getting up on stage? I got stage on the weekends.

Oh, okay, okay. Yeah. It must be so nice. Yeah, it was sick. It was really cute. Being locked in a movie set for eight hours a day, 12 hours a day.

be able to go and be with people. That is the balance that I didn't do when I was in Australia, that there's part of me that wish I did. But there's also like you've got to spend time with the family. I'm bringing my family out to L.A. And you're basically at the movie from 7 in the morning until like 7 at night and an hour ride home. So I'm like, okay, so I don't see them at all.

So come the weekend, I'm like, I'm not about to be like, hey guys, I'm going to go play paddle for three hours. Gotcha. You know, we're going to go to the farmer's market or whatever the fuck. Nice. What is a farmer's market really? besides the same thing over and over again in every booth. Yeah.

It's just like kind of white people feel like they're in a village. Is that the idea? Is it like a cosplay of like, it's like medieval times for moms? Yes. Yeah. I think that's kind of what it is. It's like, oh, we're like so, you know. I'm foraging.

We're so quaint. Yeah. We're like, we're here. We have a basket. Yes. Yeah. These blueberries came all the way from a grocery store. And they brought them here.

Like, how do they do that? They don't even take off the Driscoll. Yes, I'm saying. It says Driscoll. on it. We could get these a whole product of Guatemala. I'm like, that's not farm, that's over there. I'm like, what are we doing? Oh, really?

They're really doing that at the farm's market? I thought it's people growing their shit. They'd be saying it, but like, when you think the guys in CanaSru are selling Gucci? Bro, this whole thing is a Fugas. Don't fall for it, bro. Yeah. So Fugas. Don't go to the farmers market. I never went. It's good for the vibes. You kind of get to go. You get a free sample. You smell a lavender

soap. It's also guilt-free snacks. Like, when you buy a cookie or something at the farmer's It doesn't feel... Yeah, because they put in like a brown paper. You know what I mean? When it's in brown paper, you're like, dude, this is from the earth. And this shit came off a tree.

In plastic, that shit feels like very... Oh, disgusting. Yeah. Dude, but a nice preservatives. Cooking in a brown paper? Or a fresh peach. They say it's a fresh peach. Yeah.

The ants on that shit still? You got, well, this came from the earth. Yeah, exactly. It came right from the earth. You also trick yourself in a thing it tastes different than any other fucking peach you had in your entire life. Hmm. Yeah, it kind of tastes it. Why are we hating, bro?

We got to be positive. Yeah, we got to be positive. I love farmers. I love farmers. You don't have a farm. You seem like a type that I put some shit on your roof and doing Brooklyn farm. That shit takes a long time. I got some trees.

I got a hydrangea. Okay. I got a tree. It tipped over. I don't know what type of tree it is. Oh, from that wind? Yeah. You got a hydrangea?

Yeah. Aren't they beautiful? I used to have a hydrangea. And game over. Now I have like a stick. I got like a, there's a pot with a stick in it. Yeah. Because it used to be a hydrangeer that tipped over and then it all died.

Yeah. Kind of a bummer. You need maybe you need like a more firm place for it. Something. I don't know. But this is a lot of upkeep. Yeah. Trying to tend to a garden.

It's, oh, yeah, yeah. Kind of that kind of time. That's, she was your wife? I got a kid. I know the wife, but she's got a kid. She has her own thing. She's got to grow. You know what I mean?

She's growing this child. Yo, they got it easy, yo. Son, don't tell you. Jokes. Jokes. Nah. They got a mad or chill out. It's the hardest job in the world.

that shit is hard But I'm just saying back of the day They used to do a little bit more You get why You get why like the feminist movement happened All guys really had to say was Yo it's hard what y'all are doing while we're at work That's all we had to say

And we didn't say that And then they were like well we're gonna work now And then they started going to work And they were like yo this shit kind of easier Than raising the kids Because it is All we had to be like is yo you guys got the hard job and we couldn't do that.

Even now that shit is hard. Yeah. But that shit is, I'm not saying this at all to pander. I mean it genuinely. That shit, because there's not a moment where you can't pay attention. Yeah, I've never had to, like, do stand-up and shit at the same time. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, I can leave that part of the job and then go take a shit. And they're just trying to kill themselves constantly. Yeah, yeah. Mark's parenting style is interesting. Oh, let's talk about it. Because the kids, we're out of the Hamptons, right? So the kids are like hanging out together. So he came out with his wife and the kid.

So his kid is like how much six months younger than Shiloh? And like I'm always feeling bad. I don't want Shilohlo to like fuck anybody up. So like Shilohle will go grab his kid. And then like I'll be like, Shilohlo, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill. We got to be gentle. He's rough with this motherfucker. Mark goes, Margo's, you know what?

I kind of just let them figure it out. And if they figured out, you know, it'll be like, I was like, we're, He's like, yeah, yeah. Shilohel just slammed his head on the corner of a table. I got dunk that shit. You got to learn. And then, he'll just come to me and he's like, maw, walks over to Mark, chill, back to party. Yeah.

So maybe that is a good strategy. Maybe you'll be like that. Because the next time, I don't know if you notice, your daughter tried to grab him, he kind of ducked. He kind of, he bobbed a little. Oh, he learned. He learned. He kind of, like, he's moving. He's been doing jump rope.

He's been dialed in. But, like, they get fucked up, and then they kind of, they get a little bit less. That is, I'll be on. That's the coolest thing in life. But it's probably easy to do it with a boy. You think that changes any day? Maybe I can't say. 100%.

I don't think I want to. 100. I'm way less delicate with my boy. But is that because he's a boy? Because it's a boy. He's a boy. Second child, there's other things. 100%.

Second child, there's way different. Number two. But, like, definitely with boy, you're like, he could get some scars. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's a good point. You know?

Yeah. You got a story to tell. You got toughen them up a little bit. A girl got a scar. She got to fucking get a real job. You know what I mean? Join the circus or something. I don't even know what you got to do.

I don't even know. Because you don't see him that much. They got to do something. I don't know where they go. Yeah, that is a good point. I was thinking about this, it's a double standard. Because, like, as men get older, we become weathered. And it's almost like a compliment.

Like, oh, he's a weathered man. You know what I mean? If you describe a woman as a weathered, you know, like, go inside. Fuck you and all this weather for it, girl. Got an umbrella immediately. Why are you weathered? But it is the most fire shit to like, I mean, you're obviously much younger than me,

but like to hang out with your friends and have your kids be hanging out with each other. That is a really cool thing to watch. That's awesome. Like, you think you made it. Like, I was just like sitting there at the party. I'm like watching friends that I went to college with and their children hang in,

around with mine and their kids are like kind of like babysitting mine and playing with that. And it was just like, yeah. Yeah, thank you for having us over. I was, of course, man. This is a great time, man. That's the best. I'm glad I wasn't the sickness this time. Oh, man.

That's right. Just like. It was just like. Yeah. Fucked up. He was trying to get jacked and I got some fucking protein powder. I thought of my boy. And that she was poisoning me for like three weeks out of the summer.

You think that's what. Yeah. I got off the protein power. I stopped that having. diarrhea. He got a research chemical. He got the Chinese like peptide. You just always just go and beat up. Forever. He's better. He's not too bad. He's FDA. He's not too bad.

He's always said. He's FDA. Yeah. He's not too bad. Yeah. I'm like a Monsanto. Right? You're not going to get all the nutrients, but it's going to get you behind. Right? I can accept that. Exactly. Bro, have you ever seen this video of a when women first went in Australian bars? Yeah. You've seen this? Yeah. I don't, all right.

They were acting like speed was at the Argentina game. I got the same algorithm. How you see it to save shit? Do you object to people like me walking in and having a drink here amongst you? Well, it's not the objection, but I think for myself that the place where women is the saloon bar or the lounge. Why? What's wrong with us? We're not doing you any harm in here? Well, I mean, if I want to talk or swear or something like that and the woman stand behind me, you can't, can you?

You think women are going to be shocked by your language? That's why you don't want them in here, is it? Well, we all, well, let me put it this one. We put a restraint on ourselves. You're afraid of women. You're laid out. This guy, going to a bar, being hammered, having an argument with somebody. It's so funny.

He's like, no one's going to ever see this. Isn't this kind of, like, good? What? They're basically going, like, hey, we want to be respectful when we're around you, and we don't feel like we can be respectful if you're, no, sorry, and we don't feel like we can just let loose when we're here. We're not coming here just to drink.

We're coming here to let loose, and we can't do that if you're here. I think that's, I don't know, like, I think this was supposed to be like some expose about, like, how sexist men are, and they just found out they really respect women. Isn't that what all them are saying? I just want to say curse words, and I feel bad saying it in front of you. It's like, having kids around, you're like, eh.

But it's probably during, like, feminist movement where they're like, hey, we want to be treated equal. So, treat us the same way. so curse in front of us is not going to make us feel away. That seems like she got the haircut that matches that baby. Yeah, she got a hanged. Yeah, with that fit. Mix Orly's didn't let women until the 70s.

Oh, that's right. It's kind of crazy. The 70s is so late. Yeah. Right? You start to realize why guys go to the bar, huh? It's got nothing to do with the alcohol. Just as an S and Bs.

Yeah. You just want to let loose. You need a little moment. T's and C's with your boys. Now we just have the barbershop. That's the last place. For now. So that I hear, Phil walks in there.

Studs up in there, though. They're men, though. Like, you're not changing nothing around a stud. Nothing. They probably appreciate that. Yeah. That's extremely respectful. They don't like when you train them like a woman.

Yo, but what's the difference between stud and trans? Why haven't the studs going like, yo, no, I'm trans? It's like their stud. Yeah. It's like its own gender. It's its own gender. Yeah. Isn't that interesting?

It's a good one. They're just like, I'm a woman. I have a vagina. But I'm a stud. I'm a stud. But I'm like the more masculine version of that. Yeah. That's fire, I think.

Kind of nice. Studs are kind of like running up the internet right now. I'm seeing a lot of stud content. Have you not seen this? Yeah. I think Druski was leaning in a little bit. Jesus. Sal.

Sal. Oli. Believe, believe. You already fucking used it. I believe that. I get to bleed. No. What if we just have a jersey that you put on when you're about to say something and you're like, that's what someone from this country.

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Let's do something for it. That is d-o-a-I-L-Y.C-O-S-Flaigrant for 35% off your first month subscription. Now let's get back to the show. You know what's lovely about the World Cup is that you? you get to be proud of your country without having to deal with any of the government shit. Do you know what I mean? Like nobody ever is like seeing these teams come out and wave their flag. They're like, well, okay, I can't believe, but you can be proud of your country that's doing all this shit.

They're like, no, no, no, I'm just proud of this football team. It's like, no, you're not. You're proud of your country, but the football team gives you this thing that you can celebrate your country for. That's because Israel wasn't playing. No, no. Are you sure? I thought Argentina made it into the round of eight. Yeah.

People find any type of way. I saw a lacrosse game. I saw like a D-League lacrosse game. It was like America versus Israel and it was like 10-0. And all the comments were just like, yeah. I was like, think it's going to.

Oh. Yeah, I was doing that in a group chat. Fucking Argentina wins and somehow it's fucking Israel's full. I'm like, how do you? No, don't say y'all. Just say David Sanchez. Say David Sanchez.

He's mad. He was mad. He was mad. He was mad. He was mad. He was a lot. Immediately after we're seeing what FAA showed a picture of Messi kissing the wall. I'm like how these two things are late.

No, there's a greater power of play. Who are you guys rooting for now? Like, who do you think is going to win the whole thing? Spain got it. Yeah. Lightwork. France is not even close. Lamin Lamar.

He's pretty good. Yeah, he's nice. I mean, who are you going to support now? Mexico's out. I know that was your team. USA's out. Bummer. Scotland's out.

All my teams are out. Yeah. So if Messi wins another one, he's certified the greatest soccer player that's ever existed. Two World Cups? Yeah, back to back is pretty crazy. You can't take it away. Like, what is the argument even? FIFA corruption.

Outside of FIFA corruption, which they will eventually forget about because Maradonna smacked the ball with his hands and they still looked at him as the greatest years later. Yeah. Greatness. You saw Tom Brady even give it up? Yeah, he's like, this might be better than 283. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing.

The corruption bullshit. How do you explain the three goals, though? Yeah. Soccer ain't like basketball, bro. It's hard to score a goal. Yeah. That's my thing. I'm like, bro, you're up to nothing.

Like, they got a goal taken away. Yeah. So it should have been three. Well, it should have, at that point it would have been two zero. Then they ended up scoring. Yeah, exactly. But like, had they went up to zero, maybe they wouldn't have pushed this hard for that.

That's true. That's true. And then Argentina was playing kind of dirty. They smacked an Egyptian player in the face. I like to see, I want to see Egypt win, to be honest. Oh, no, I was going to be cool. I was going for Egypt, right? Like, it's so far. France, Morocco, who do you got?

Oh, that's who I'm moving for Morocco. France and Morocco tomorrow? I'm moving from Morocco. I'm moving from France. France 77% chance on calcium. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, that's from what these guys say. Spain, Belgium?

Spain. Spain. Spain. 73. Norway, England. I got to go England. I bet you England has an edge probably like 55%. 64.36.

I'm being honest with you. Everybody hates England. Who hates England? Like everybody. They're like Georgia. America. Really? Nobody roots for England.

But I also get there's like an imperialist mindset behind this as well. Okay. So like England kind of feels in a lot of ways like the fucking Yankees. You know, like everybody just hates. But I don't think they have like the winning history of the Yankees. But there still is this animosity. Like when England, winning. it bothers people.

And if I wasn't Scottish, I would be rooting for them just because I know they're noise the shit out of people. And I like their chance. They have the best chance. Their fans are the best. And the players are nice. Jude. Bellingham's just a stud, gentlemen.

And just worked his ass off in that game. It was very easy to root for it. So I kind of like England, even though it breaks my Scottish family's heart. I fuck with them. So Morocco and England, I'm probably rooting for. Yeah. All right, what do we got? What are the odds?

Yeah, any other games? Argentina and Switzerland? In Switzerland, what do you got? Come on. I want Switzerland, but Argentina's going to win. 72% on Argentina. I don't want either team. They'd be nice to see Switzerland kind of get at it.

Right? No. They're a crazy underdog. All that neutral shit, pick aside. Switzerland? Yeah, no, I'm telling you. No, you're saying, historically. Historically, yeah.

They're neutral. Yeah, they're great. They're neutral. What's Argentina doing, bro? They're not neutral. Not neutral at all. I don't like him. He doesn't like either one.

Exactly. But imagine being Switzerland in the country. Yeah. Can you imagine it? It's not sick as well. Like it's a beautiful country, but like you're just surrounded by people that are just annoying. Yeah. Like America, we have like the greatest people below us.

Yeah. And the nicest people above us. Yeah. Like clearly God favors us. Yeah. That's true. That is true. There's no question whether God favors America or not.

Because they gave us the best. the best neighbors in the history of the world. Canada, U.S., Mexico. Come. That's us. That's what God gave us, bro. We're the seed of existence. We are the seed of existence, bro. No, for real. Think about that.

Is there a place on the planet? Like, not everybody, we take it for granted. If we go up north, they're the nicest, kindest, most accepting people. And if we go down south, they're the most fun, jovial, awesome people. Okay. They all believe in the right God. Yeah. Crisis gang

Crisis gang, right? So it's just, okay, where are you going to be Switzerland? To your left are the rudest people on the planet. To your right are the most autistic people on the fucking planet. South you got Italy, kind of,

but you got the German Italy. Yeah. It sucks. And they give them waterfalls or fucking high control. You get why they're neutral. You get why they're neutral. Like, I don't want to be friends

with none of y'all. What am I supposed to do here? We're up in a mountain. Rikala. Is that some? Swinders said Austria. Whatever, same shit. That sucks.

Imagine being something like, I know we always go like, oh, Europe, you're so close to all these different places. So you can get the fuck out of there. Yeah, that sucks. Like, think about it. You are stuffed. Think about that. I get why Switzerland is like, yeah. I don't want to play with no, y'all.

We're us. You see him with Germany's about you. Like, nah. Can't do that. And also their languages are just infiltrating your country. You've got no chance. They haven't figured out what language they want. They're so neutral.

They haven't figured out what fucking language they want to speak. all them. We speak every language. English. You should speak English. That's what you should fucking speak. What if Trump got that one? What if Trump was like, hey, we also got Switzerland? I'll be honest with you. I don't want it. Wait, wait, why? I don't want it. Why? I had enough of them. I mean, Zermont seems beautiful. You know, it seems like a nice place. I don't want it. I don't want it, Mark. I don't want it one bit. If you're Switzerland, what do you do? No, because then it's another place that's We have to protect that's surrounded by people that hate them

They don't need them They have the Swiss They have the Decent one It's another place It speaks multiple languages They're surrounded by people They can defend themselves

They got the Swiss guard They got these boys Defending their nation Oh, that's kind of fly Hold them Nick's colors too Wait a minute, wait a minute Wait a minute. Why did we show up like this is in at Zodio?

We didn't even talk about the next. I was going to wear that. No, they snapped with those pants. Those are the shout out to Mexico. This is the last World Cup thing I'll bring up. This guy, all-time great Mexican, guys going by with the beers, takes his flag. Slurp.

Oh, legend. Okay. This is why they're the best, beat the greatest people on planet Earth. That's fine. We should be thanking our lucky stars that they're right down next to us. We could have been next to Switzerland.

But shout out, Basha Canada, too. I fucks with them. Good group of guys. They're good group of guys. I'm never upset when I go to Canada. I'm always happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like the attitude everybody got here. This is nice. You know, France, amazing stuff and beautiful, and the service is great, the food. But there's like a... You feel attention. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they don't want you.

You don't want them. It's the whole... Ireland during the day, you feel or something. Yeah, it's a little dark. Little dark. Ireland and night. Oh, it turns up.

You see why this tiny little place created all this art. The best music ever. Oh, my God. God bless them. You almost want to be a vampire. Like, if you were a vampire. Yeah, you'd be an island. Ireland.

Yeah, yeah. Because no one would ask where you were. And no one would care if you took the women out. Like, there'd be no concern whatsoever. You know what I mean? All right, you want to do some feelings, no facts? Yeah. Should we talk about the Knicks?

We got it. I know it's a little late. First of all, can I do it? And I just want to say that I am invested. Okay, so I have to do that for legal reasons. This is the greatest flavor that has ever been, existed in pouches. This is, and this is not an ad. This is me just telling you that this is the greatest.

I went to a smaller dose. Just do more. You know my heart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just a feeling more. You know my heart. You know what I mean? This is the best, like a little dessert. It's the raspberry lemonade from fucking, what was it, cheesecake factory or something like that? It's like a slushy.

It's just dessert. You ever order at a restaurant? Raspberry lemonade sessions. And sometimes I have them, and I'll bring them out on a little plate. Can you actually, shut up? I had a restaurant that I'm going to do. I'm going to do that. That's going to be one of my main desserts.

Instead of like a little mint after the food, they give you that little chocolate, they give you a little salad. He was fired. That's a fantastic idea. That's what I want after I eat. After I have a delicious meal, I just want a little pouch. Like in Europe, they'll be like that. It's actually a really good idea. The way that all these fucking stuff is popping, just have a menu for those.

I saw it at a bar. I saw it at a bar recently. They just had them behind the counter. I was like, that is a great idea. Because that's what they used to have with the Sigi Wiggies. Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah.

Back in the day, I'm older than you. There used to be a vending machine for the Sigi Wiggies. Wow. That's cool knobs. Yes. They were awesome. That was the coolest vending machine. Yeah.

That is far. I mean, a siggy wiggy after a meal while you're sitting in a nice cafe in France outside. They nailed that. Blown it in the face of a six-year-old that only knows smoke. That's what happened to us. Yeah. That's what happens when you live in Europe. You just blow smoke at a six-year-old's face.

Yeah. And everyone likes it. And they like it. I grew up in Europe. That's awesome. You're actually not white trash. You're European. I don't know that.

It's funny. Someone of my family smokes when they asked, they were like, do you friend smoke? I was like, no, they don't smoke. And I thought for two more seconds, it was like, all my friends. One of my friends ribs darts every time they have one beer. I think they just drink for an excuse to smoke. I don't even think they want to drink. I think they're just like, I want to smoke, but I need to justify it to myself,

and I'm sober enough to not do it. I think about Sigiwiggy's more than I think about Molly or ecstasy. Because I haven't done any of that shit since I had kids. Oh, okay. And that is, oh. Yeah, I haven't had a cigarette a long time. Overdo. Drunk at the bar, outside, taking a break.

rip a little boge ears kind of ringing I'm gonna I mean I actually can't right now I'm trying to cleanse my body I'm doing ayahuasca this week you are doing yeah where Upstate jersey actually but not far like Iowa sounds authentic

yeah the Iwasca capital of that's I would go that's a lady she comes from Columbia she like does the ceremony like once a month and so like that she's Italian no no and where is the ceremony at like they get an Airbnb B and then they just

several people between like five eight people, whatever and then they have like helpers and all this type of stuff. I looked it up it's really legit and yeah I'm nervous. No, don't be nervous. Who'd you cross-reference this with? So I heard from my friend's wife and then

I did some research on the lady and she's legit. And you spoke to other people that went with her? No. But I heard LinkedIn looked good. Are you going to be in the jungle? Because part of it is like becoming one with the earth. So you need to be around trees.

Oh, not necessarily. Like a lot of people, they kind of, after they drink it, then do the shitting and all that stuff. They just lay and down. And they just go to Hoboken and they just like laying down. Yeah, but you don't want any distraction. You only like to the city. It is a way. It's like one of those houses in the woods that it's like away from everything.

Yeah, yeah. You have like a campground and all that type of stuff. Wow. But yeah. I'm going to miss two days of the Jay Z. I'm really sad about that. You're missing both days? Well, he's doing three, so I'm going to see the first day and then.

You were planning to go to all three? Yeah. You're going to not drink and go to the Jay-Z concert? Yeah. You're going to not have anything at the J-Z concert. Sober, stone cold, sober. Yeah, I love Jay-Z. The way you first listened to Jay-Z.

Yeah. I was probably sober. I was a child. Of course, you're... That's what I'm saying. You're doing it the way that you did it back in the day. Are you nervous? Yes.

No, don't be nervous. Actually, very. No, I think you'll be fine. You'll come back for sure. Most people do. Yeah. What? He's nervous.

It's going to be great. Yeah, I don't think you'll have any lasting psychological effects. No, 100%. We'll see. What do you think you're going to find in there, Al? I don't know. That's what I'm curious. I wonder what comes up.

I am scared, though. I'm really nervous. Are you going with someone you know? No. Alone. Yeah. You shouldn't get out. You've seen her.

You're not going with your girl? Nah. She doesn't want to do it. She's not ready for it. Says who? Her. Okay. She's going to go low.

Yeah. It's actually probably better. Like, I don't know what the fuck is going to come up. Maybe I want to experience that alone. Your memories are yours. Remember that. Stop it. Whatever you think of is yours to enjoy.

Okay. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Whatever comes up. They're going to rape you. That's what's going to happen. They're going to put these thoughts. They don't know if that affects it.

Take that fucking drugs. It's going to be the day of shit. You're going to be sitting there, comatose, and they're going to put dicks in you for hours and hours. Sitting with the grandmother. That's what they call it. They're sitting with grandmother. She's going to be bouncing on her crazy style.

You're going to wake up, throw up, and she'll be bouncing on the crazy style. The ceremony, right? No, no, you had a crazy dream. Grandma was bouncing on a crazy style. She was bouncing on a crazy style. Yeah, that's a side effect. A lot of people have that.

You're a side of thing. Balancing on it. Bounce. Are you going in defensive at all? Are you gonna like? Nah. No expectations either. I just wanna go.

See what happens. Yeah. I can't wait to hear it. How much is it? It's not like 200. That's it? Yeah. Per-

You got a group on. Here's a group on. Per session. So some people do like two or three. Take a JZ concert. You gotta go multiple. You're going, you're going, bro. It's...

How much is a bag of blow? How many people do you make home? only $200. She should be like a thousand or something like that. We can do a little ceremony right here. We don't matter about how little a cup is. It's an hours-long experience. That is true.

But it's not a recreational drug, guys. Yeah, but she's doing it for a minimum wage. She's a real one. She's a real one. You're not concerned about this? I imagine you just chopping out some shit from your backyard. It's probably making decent money. Oh, she's taking it in him.

She's smuggling him from Columbia. I don't know how she's. gets it here. I don't want to get... Oh, actually, let me not say her name. But she has a cool name, though. Like a really cool thing. Can you say it and bleep it? Yeah, yeah, say it. It's like... In Spanish.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They call her that. Please believe that. I like the Al said it. It's like this in Spanish. And the Spanish and English word are so close to each other. It's like chocolate. I just knew I would have said it wrong if I try it. I don't know about this one. If you said it was expensive, I'd be like, all right.

This is one of those things you want to pay top dollar for. No, that's actually the going rate? The going rate, yeah. So you do $200 for the ceremony, each ceremony, if you want to do more than one. So I'm going Saturday morning. If I want to sit for another ceremony, then it'll be another $200. And then you pay $100 for the Airbnb costs. Are you going to journal at all?

That wasn't planning on it. I'm just heard some people do that Journal before you kind of work out some thoughts in your mind Yeah I might but I can do it on my phone Yeah Oh actually I think they do no phones I don't know So you're going there with no phone

Are you gonna sleep there? Yeah Or you're paying no money for this I'm looking up Yeah So tell me the goal rate In Costa Rica it's $600 to $2,000 And that's in a third world country

Where people are knocking coconuts off a fucking street That's on the money They need the money But that's where you rich fucks you go down and he's like oh i'm finding myself and she's like they know they can get you yeah if you want private villas medical supervision spa facilities it's four to eight grand in cost yeah you don't want to what about jersey what about the fucking jersey price yeah go out jersey give me the tony soprano special what's the jersey price call call neil britton right now

you know weekend ceremonies two to three days is 500 to $1,200 in america and you got the group on it's fine no if i did all three sessions, then it would be 600 plus two nights. Oh, so you're overpaying? Yeah. That would be... I would try to negotiate that. 800, if I were to do all the sessions, but I'm not doing it.

This guy's overpaying for Iowa. Yo. Yeah. Yo, Neil. Yo, Neil, you're on the pod real quick. Alex is going to do his first ayahuasca ceremony, and he found a shaman in Hoboken, New Jersey. No, she's from Columbia.

Is he getting... Uh-oh. And he's spending $200 for the whole experience. Is he getting ripped off? They're lying. I don't think 200 is enough. You can pay however much you want. You ever go to a Chinese place and the entrees are like six bucks.

And you're like, nah, let's go someplace more expensive. Yeah, that's kind of what we're thinking. 200 is not enough. That's per day. It should start with a lot. That's per session. He might as well be, he might as well do it on Canal Street. Okay, so you're saying Alex should look at a different shaman.

Yes. Yes. What does Neil know? Neil, Neil, you've only done it 10 times. 20 times. Yeah, so his is, it don't take. Okay, well, we will report back, Neil. Thank you for at least advising him.

Let me know if he's still with us. All right. Very good. God bless. That guy. Yeah, man. I'll report back. I'm excited for you.

If I'm still alive. You'll be fine. It'll be fine. Stop doing it. I'm totally agreeing. Graham Hancock gave some advice when he came on this very show that when I took mushrooms, I still remember, and it was very helpful for me. What do you say? Whenever the thing comes up at your most...

Pay the lowest off full price in New Jersey. Yeah. Exactly. Use an Amex Experience point to buy it. to try to get a discount. He said when the most terrifying thing comes up, the words he said were when the snake rears its head jump into its mouth.

Ooh. So whenever the thing that comes up that you're most afraid of, go straight at it. Don't try to run because that's how you have a bad trip. You go straight for it and you confront it. You'll be safe and it's just a psychological test. Cool. I'm going to take that.

You're fucked to yourself. All right. But listen, before we go, we have to discuss the mix. Because I can't believe we haven't done a pod since we... You have, but yes. Sorry. No, did you guys do? You did really, idiots.

We haven't done flagrant. We have no flagrant sense. We went to games three, four, and five. We were at Tanya's wedding. Okay? Tanya's wedding was... Immaculate. Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Amazing. Unbelievable time. Great time. It's one of those things where, like, culture around... Like, culture provides so much for this type of celebration. What fuck is it? I don't know what that sound was. But, you know, like, it is essentially a cultural celebration.

Do you guys hear that? Maybe you guys hear. You definitely hear that. Okay. It sounded like, oh, it's out there. His mic popped up. That was ours. Anyway, but it was just awesome to see that element of it.

Like, I think a lot of times with weddings in America, specifically, like, one, because our culture is young, so we don't have, like, a typical American wedding yet. You know what I mean? There's some stuff we do this. culturally unique. Like what? The garter belt thing is very specifically American. It is so strange. I hate it.

I'm assuming it's American. I don't know for sure. I imagine there's just some like relic of some ancient like Arabic thing where like you're not allowed to touch them until you get married or something like that. I just like the husband going under there in front of her family and pulling it off with his teeth. Crazy. And then gives it to a guy and then he puts it on a bridesmaid's leg.

We're figuring it out. We're figuring it out. My point is there aren't these like like leg. legacy, like thousands of years of like institutional marriage that is like tied to a culture. So it was cool to see that like rituals have existed for thousands

of these Moroccan things that existed for like thousands of years. You're like what the fuck? This is so sick. Yeah. So that was really cool. Also it's just like fun. Weddings are just the best

when you actually care about the people getting married. It's just the best experience. Like everybody's there to celebrate somebody else's love. Yeah, it's awesome. Anyway, she has a like a daytime event on Saturday.

We go to the daytime event. We then fly to San Antonio to watch it. This guy's a mensch, by the way, because he did not have to go to the daytime event. He went for as much time as he could. I have to go to the daytime. I was like, why are you here? He's like, oh, my flight doesn't leave for another 30 minutes. Half of a day time.

And I'm sure if I told Tanya how much that we spent flying to San Antonio so that we could go to that daytime event, she would just say, why don't you just give me that money and miss the daytime event? 100% she would definitely say that. but that's not what it's about. We cannot. I'm saying we went there and San Antonio was fucking, it was just like a surreal experience.

I mean, like I got emotional. I watched Jason cry. Like there's video of Jason actually crying. Like wiping tears from his eyes. That's striking his mother of cry. He's not a cry. I bet if I asked him if he cried at his wedding or the birth of both of his children,

he would say no, but he cried watching the Knicks win the fucking championship. He's all I love his kid for like eight years. He's loved to Knicks his whole lot. It was surreal. It was surreal. Like, there was moments where, like, I think it's going to happen. Yeah. And even in those moments that, like, I wouldn't allow myself to get too excited. Seeing Archer celebrate. Like, they won. And Archer was like, wait, is that it? Did we win?

Like, he couldn't believe it for like 10 seconds. Bro, it was so. No, that was awesome being there, though. I felt like we were going to close it out. That's why it's like, we have to go. Yeah. I had to go. Yeah. Oh, then we bumped into Al because Al lied and said he wasn't calling to it. Didn't lie. Did Al get it?

fly back with you? Yeah. Oh, that annoys me. Yeah. Because you guys weren't telling each other you were both going. I asked Al was like, yo, because Al didn't show up to the wedding on Friday because it's a piece of shit. I was working. And then, uh, he was working.

And then. I was on set. He was on set. Filming. In San Antonio, coincidentally. He has a whole podcast video and people that can record all these things. But he decided to do it himself. It's fine.

It's fine. Massive business. WTF Media Studios. Absolutely massive. Anyway. And so he doesn't say that he's here. And then I think during. half time, we're going to get

a drink and then I see you. And I'm like, whoa, you're a fucking lying piece of shit. Stop adding that. I don't think if he omits he's not lying. But you do get yourself in trouble by not just saying it. Say in the beginning. So here's the real story. I see

you three days before the game. We're filming brilliant. It is. And I'm like, yo, Schulte, we got to go to the game. You're like, no, we're going to the wedding. You can't go to the game. and you made me feel really bad. I'm not saying what you told me to do or not. I never said we can't go to the game.

Yes, you did. No, no, no. I said you can't miss the wedding. I was already planning on flying from the wedding to the game. And the reason I asked you is because I was going to offer you a flight. Guys, you were in the room. And I was saying, I was like, yo, Shelton is making me feel bad that I want to go to the game. You remember that.

So why wouldn't you say, hey, we can still go to the game. and go to the way. Can I be honest? Because I was being a little bit of an asshole. I knew you're a liar. And I knew, I knew you're a liar. You didn't know I was omitting yet.

I knew you were admitting. I knew you were omitting. I knew there was some omission. No. I knew there was some omission. This is a curb episode right now. I can sense when you're omitting. I know we could sense when you're omitting.

I gave you one more chance. I gave you one more chance. I was like, are you going to the game? Because I literally, when we're getting fucking plane. I was like, I want to make sure that there's room for Al if it's going to go. So I give you one more chance and you still

said, so you said, are you going to the game? And I was like, I'm going to make it to the wedding. I'm working. Which are two truths. I was working. I was working. How do you like people omit to you? How does it make you feel? No, you made me feel bad. I was going to tell you the truth after the fact. You're a gaslight. I didn't want you to make me. You're a total gaslight.

Why can't you just be like, listen, I omit it and I should have just been straight up with you. I said that at the wedding. But if you would have made me feel bad at that moment before the game, I probably wouldn't win. I would have also been fun-in. Yeah. I would have canceled my flight to fucking San Antonio, went to Montreal and then with me to the wedding.

No, no, no, no, no. You didn't tell me. But once I told you, you'd be like, oh, we're definitely going to that game. Oh, that's if you told me, but I didn't know this. I didn't know that. I thought you were just asking me to make me feel bad. Let me ask you sometimes just want to be a dick. Do you really think, yes. Yes. So that's the thing.

Do you really think that there's a chance that I was going to miss this game? Yes. You really believe that? I swear to God. In your soul? Swear to God. If I thought there was any moment you, any chance you'd be there, I would have told you.

Not a chance. Not a chance in my entire life. What was when you were bump into him? I just go, I knew you were here because I knew he was here the whole fucking time. I knew he was here. There's not a question of my mind. First I was like, you came to the game without him? First comment.

First comment. I swear to God I didn't know he was going. So anyway, we're there. It was the most fucking amazing thing in the fire world. That's New York Marigle right. I mean, that was, it was right. And it worked out. Yes, it was awesome.

So they brought their dog to the game, which is, uh, fire. So we go to the game. Jason meets us there. Another hilarious story. Jason goes to some like real estate guys who are like religious Jewish, right? And they leave Friday because they can't fly on Sabbath? On Sabbath? But their plane is delayed to weather.

So they're calculating like how many stars they could see in the sky because technically sundown doesn't start. so you can see three medium-sized. And Jason's in the plane like, who to fuck artists? Like, Jason's supposed to be Jewish, but he's like, I'm learning what this whole thing is. There's a lot of rules. I'm a Knicks fan and Jewish. Yeah, I'm a Knicks fan.

I don't know what the fuck this shit is all about. So he's texting us in real time, them debating if they can see three medium-sized stars as the sun is going down. But if the plane is up, technically, you're already up, so you can't turn off the electricity, whatever. So they're negotiating with God. How do they get in the elevator when? I thought their rule it they just can't press anything with electricity. Well, Sabbath starts sundown Friday. So they would have to leave before the sun goes down Friday.

Oh, you can't get into it while Sabbath's starting. I think it's work technically. I think like you have to... No, you can't do it, use any kind of like electric. You can't light a night of fire. But if you're walking in a plane, you don't have to touch shit and you're good. It's the same as getting in the elevator that's already moving, but they didn't press the button. Oh, that's a great argument.

Yeah. They got kidnapped by a plane, basically. They walked into a plane. If you're walking into a plane, you don't touch anything. And we're back in a curve episode. This is the exact conversation I'm sure that was happening on the plane. Anyway, they're going back and forth about this. Some guy left their bag.

They're fucking looking at the stars of starting a show. It's a whole fucking thing. And Jason just texting me like, what the hell is this shit? Anyway, so we go Saturday. We fly on Saturday. We see him at halftime. His girl's a dog, right? Jason goes to me, he goes, he goes,

this girl brought a dog? I go, yeah, he goes, what was a contingency plan for that? What do you mean? And immediately in Jason's head, he's like, like if they don't let her in with the dog, like, she's standing in the parking lot. Like, in his head he's like,

would he risk not going to the game because he couldn't get in with his curl? That is an excellent question. I did a bunch of checking before even called the play. And made sure it's fine. Okay, so we go whatever. Nick's win. It's the most amazing thing in the world.

We all get in the car. then we go to get What a Burger. Okay? Okay. Are you there for this? Yeah. Okay. So we're all in the car.

We're going to get What a Burger. We're in fucking Texas. We got to get What a Burger. By the way, in the game, the San Antonio fans were incredible. They were like, they're awesome. They really won their team when they were going. But they weren't dicks. And there was a little part of them, like after we won that were like, they've won

championships. Like they're used to winning. Like, they're a fucking prolific franchise. Like, so there's a little part of them. There was kind of like, hey, man, good job. You did it. It didn't feel like anger animosity. It wasn't like Argentina versus speed or anything like that.

Like it was kind of, it was cool. There was like a great vibe there. Like they actually seemed happy to see Knicks fan. There was a little bit. Yeah. It was really beautiful. So we're like, oh, this is awesome. Let's just go get a Waterburger.

And that's in the ticket event. That's in the ticket event. Yeah. Right. We go to downtown San Antonio. Okay. We're driving. I open up my window of the car to like make a little video on some like

Joker shit. Like we made it. There's a guy on like a scooter rolls past and just goes, yo, fuck the Knicks. And fuck the Knicks. you. And I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. We're in bumper-pumper traffic and picks one. Girls are twerkers on the street. The fans are so nice and

say it's on a scooter. He's on a scooter. He's on a scooter. He's on a scooter. I go, oh yeah, what happened to you? What are y'all at right now? Bitch? Maybe I said something like that. Yeah, definitely did that. I said, bitch. All of a sudden, I just, I hear, hear, turn his scooter back around, comes back, goes on the sidewalk. He starts something. Oh, yeah, what's up? What's up?

You want to do something about it? Let's fucking do something about it. But he stayed at the sidewalk. He didn't come in. He was a guy of scooter. So I'm like, no, he's pussy. He ain't going to do shit. I'm like, fuck you.

What's up? We want to do something about it? Fucking idiot. Dump, we're going to do something about it? He goes, you're not going to do something. Like, I know he's not going to do something. All of a sudden, all the sudden, drunk-ass Mexican dude.

He's on the street. He just kind of like, bobbles in the frame. Like, he's like a, like, a, like a, a balloon. animal or something shit. Like he's just big. He goes, oh, there's a Knicks fan over here, fool?

Hey, fuck the Knicks, fool. Uh-oh. I rolled up that window. I was like, yo, Black Dool and Scooter was not worried about. That next thing to do

was ready for action, bro. He was upset. He was like, fishing didn't find a bike. My man came and tried to open the door. I don't know how to work the car.

I unlocked the shit by accident. I was trying to unlock it. I unlocked it. I was like, We can't drive. We're stuck in traffic. Mixing dude ends up walking away. I'm like, all right, we're good. I'd never see his wife so bad. And so my life was pissed.

She's like, what are you fucking thinking? We're in San Antonio. I was like, they were nice in the arena. It's fucking Texas. It does. It's Texas. Open carry state. All they're so pissed off. And these are motherfuckers that couldn't pay for the tickets inside. So they're ready to squabble, right?

They're fucking. We get to the Waterburger Street. It's so much traffic. We have our boy. We say, yo, Marino, you got to go put the order in for the Waterburger. We don't say that. We're like, who wants to put the order in for? We say that, right?

So Marino goes, you know what, fuck it, I'll do it, right? We go, okay, Barino goes to Jason. Marino's wearing like a Knicks fucking jersey, basically. He goes to Jason. Yo, Jason, you just got a white shirt on. Just give me your shirt. Jason goes, this is. the exact way it goes, okay?

Marina goes, Jayce, let me put it on your shirt then. Jason, he goes, he goes, why don't you just turn her inside out? It still says Nick's inside out. It's an embroidered jersey. Wait for it. It gets better.

He goes, Marino goes, Jason, I lent you that shirt. You're wearing my shirt. This is the funny that you're actually I ever seen, if Jason takes off his shirt,

Marina put this on, Jason Topless in the front seat, Marina goes to get the water burger. We turn around the corner. Second we turn around the corner, police smoke bombs. People start swinging on the police. The police

are also Spurs fans. The police are throwing smoke bombs and shooting rubber bolts back. Like, yo, we're upset too. Why are you fighting? us. It is a war scene outside Waterberger. It should look like a war zone out there. It was crazy. They were

that pissed? Rubber bullets smoke bombs everywhere. How many people roughly? A few hundred. A hundred? No, hundreds of people but running down the street. Clearly fighting, running, shots fired everywhere. We pull up to a corner cop goes, yo, it's going to get crazy here. You should go further

we go, yo, we got a friend in Waterberger. He's like, which one is it? We're like, the guy with the white shirt. Jason just sighs because he's still topless. He's mad to that shirt. Just think about this is a Saturday night Last game they just lost In the arena there Everybody so it was all the let out from the game

Plus the people who were just there parting because that was downtown By all the bars and everything It was just a sea of madness I walked back to my hotel Two guys shirtless They were like yo they made us take our jerseys off They started punching them and shit they had to run away Then one dude got hit with a bottle full of pee

No. How do you even have a barbable for a penis? Why are you having that? There was a guy at our hotel. When we got back, a guy walks in with no shirt on. We're like, yo, what happened? They're like, they took my shirt off. And they looked at Jason.

They're like, you too? They wanted their get back. Because they saw a happy game four over here when we was beating up San Antonio fans. And it was against that. Me. I said we shouldn't be doing this because I know my boys are going to go out of San Antonio and they're going to get jumped. Probably right about that.

And now look at Jason sitting there in the front seat, rolls falling down. But we don't want that. We got that. Jason's looking good now. Hey, by the double. Is he? We got that one of her. Was it good?

How good is Waterburger after someone risk their life for? It wasn't even that good. That shit was mid, though. They knew we were Knicks fans. They gave us some dry-ass trash. That shit was not good. I ate two of them to the face immediately. It felt amazing about it.

No, but they water blood that night, though. It was incredible. It was crazy. I still, there's part of me still don't even believe it happened. I haven't seen any videos of people getting fucked up, though. Are they out there? There's body cam footage. There's a lot of body cams.

And they're probably smart. They just not take it out the phone. But they were fucking peeped on his back. They guys basically was, there's a Nick fan in there? I said, Zzzzzzzzzzz. I wrote that way much.

I never seen him bitch. I'm so bad because I knew he would, that guy was about it. Scooter kid? I was like, nah, he don't really want to. He's trying to save face.

He's trying to save face. That kid was so drunk. He didn't care there were six of us in the fucking car. And Mexicans get better of fighting the drunker they get. Is that true? Yeah, yeah. They get way better. See how amazing they are?

They can do it all. They do it all. Truly. I'm in a backseat. I can't do nothing. But I'm like getting up acting like I'm going to do stuff just so I can seem tough to my girl. Because you're fucking.

Can you get out of the fight? Can you unlock it? Can you come around? I told my girl, I was like, yo, you ready to do this? We're going to fuck these people up. I was just so mad at him. Like, yo, this is not our city, yo. And we were driving.

Couldn't even drive away. Are you there with your girl? She doesn't even really like the Knicks I know she was putting a dog right here Next to the dog out of them Let the dog after putting a kid in danger That shit was just unbelievable Most amazing thing

I mean game four was the most amazing experience I'll ever have at a live sporting event That's really the final It was true That was the thing like At MSG The comeback was crazy Comeback from 30

So at that At that exact at that game four MSG. I was so hyped. There was some guy in the back telling me to sit down. And I turned around, I kind of snapped at him. I felt bad. And I wasn't thinking the moment.

He was like a, like a guy. Like, at first I thought he was going to be some like old tourists or whatever. I turned around and I'm already yelling. I'm like, we don't see him as the fucking players the fucking meet. We all stay in our team. Down 30. That's Mexican. He was like.

He was like. He was like like Irish, fuck. like union guy. Okay. Like, and I was like, ah, fuck. And then I felt bad.

I felt like I fucked the vibe up in the section a little bit. Like I was just, so half time, I go back up and I apologize. I was like, my bad, bro. I'm sorry. Like,

that was just, like, well, we all want the same thing. Let's fucking do it. And then he's like, man, it's all good.

I get it. And I go, but the second half, you know, we're standing up. And he looks and he goes, oh, we're standing.

That's fine. All right, we're good. We're good. We go in the tear. When we take the lead, I turn around. He's pointing to me. I'm pointing him like, we're fucking like, we injected the excitement. The power of friendship.

Yeah, we're going crazy, right? I mean, it might have helped. Ray, when you apologize, they came back, right? Bro, no. We went down like another 15. The guy behind me, behind us, there's a family. There's a father, a son, and then a mother directly behind us, right? And we're on fucking seats.

As this comeback has happened, where we're going, everybody's going crazy, we're fucking hugging each other, grabbing another. There's just one kid who's not really making any reaction. I thought he was like a Spurs fan at first. And I'm like, I'm like, okay, we got this.

He's like, I keep looking back. No reaction at this motherfucker. And then I see his parents are in like Nick shit. And I'm like, I think he even has like Nick shirt. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And we're chopping the lead down, it's down to like five or seven or something like that. I turned back and I'm like, we're going to get to the smile.

And I'm shaking. I'm going to grab this guy. I'm like, we're going to get to the smile. And the kids like eyes just go down and he goes, I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to do that. And I'm like, oh no, fully autistic. Fully autistic. Like, fully, like, probably not the environment for him to be.

He's probably white knuckling that experience. Just getting through it. He gets earmuffs and minutes. Them getting blown out was probably the best thing for him. He's like, everybody's calm. If people leave, I can control my environment. We come back from fucking 29. That kid is paralyzed.

And I'm shaking him by the arms. well like this we're gonna get you to smile we're gonna get you a smile son did you cure him no i didn't cure i thought the tipping would i look back to see and if i was to get like a little smirk or nothing that kid but uh the guy at the end uh once we came back it was like full fucking embrace it was like that is awesome it was unbelievable night oh you run that no not i didn't get four now damn yeah i was a whole guy showdown that's jason that's jason damn that's it's great unbelievable It was just unbelievable.

And just the energy in the city was awesome. Like, I didn't go to any of the games. I'm just being in the city was so fun. Like, seeing, like, fire trucks come down the street and all the firefighters banging the outside of the fire truck, I was like, oh, shit, they're real people, too. You could walk up and hug anybody. You could walk up to any human in New York City and give a big hug, and they knew exactly what was about. It was fucking amazing. Yeah.

They got to fix that parade, though. I didn't go, but. Yeah, Miles went. Didn't see anyone. Yeah, I heard you couldn't see shit. I got there at 7.50 in the morning. And you couldn't even get a block within. And I had people who had buildings that were going to let me in, but I couldn't get to the entrances

of the building. They got to fix that. You need the fake paperwork, my boy. Yeah, come on, bro. Miles. No, I had it all, but it was legit. I went up to a cop and I was like, hey, I'm supposed to be in that building. Here's the thing.

Whatever. And he goes, good luck getting through. And it was just a crush of people, a block long. Bro, you saw the guy that OD on top of the thing. Oh, they saved him? The girl saved him. The girl saved him. He tried to make out.

That's fine. Sandlot. It's bullshit, right? I know what you're doing. I don't know. Absolute fucking legend for doing that shit. Come back to life. Oh, so fucking beautiful.

Anyway, listen, great to be chopping up with you all again, ma'am. We love you guys. We appreciate you guys. And we will see you next week. God bless. Thanks.