Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Michael Rapaport Leaking DM’s From Kevin Durant Is Pathetic

Episode Date: April 2, 2021

This week the boys go in on Michael Rappaport! Want to see the rest of this episode? Want another weekly Flagrancy episode? Join the Asshole Army at Patreon.com/Flagrant2

what up people shultzy here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to sign up to our patreon support the flagrancy support what we are doing completely uncensored flagrant content you go to patreon.com slash flagrant 2 with no more interruptions here is the exclusive clip what's up everybody welcome to patreon let's talk about michael rapaport being a bitch oh man bro here's the thing michael rapaport undeniably hilarious actor like really slept on how funny he is as an actor give me an example i'm not arguing with you give me an example i can't think of any his instagram when he'd be caring for black people but okay that shit is hysterical dog the way that

he fake cares about black people oh yeah it is hysterical he's like how do i criticize famous people so i could clout chase oh some of those famous people are basketball players and athletes i'm a white guy that might seem racist let me over compensate with i care about black people in some posts and then it will be totally okay for me to just trash lebron for clout like uh your man what's that guy's name the hate lebron so um i i actually dm'd i actually dm rapid port when I saw the news about the Portnoy whole situation. So just to give everybody context, Portnoy dropped a video and Barstool dropped a video. It basically was a deposition where Dave Portnoy is being sued by Michael Rappaport.

Correct. After they, I guess, split up. Right. He was fired from Barstool. He was fired, yeah. by Michael Rappaport. Correct. After they, I guess, split up, right? He was fired from Barstool. He was fired, yeah. But he was sued by Rappaport for a T-shirt that Barstool had put out where he was dressed up as a clown

and there was a thing that looked like a herpy on Rappaport's lip. Right. Rappaport always got some dark shit on his lip. I don't think it's a herpy. And some Barstool employee had tweeted earlier that Rappaport's like a creepy herpes ridden failure some shit like that the guy definitely said he had herpes so that's what that's playing on right exactly important

was like i don't know what you're talking about the herpes i mean yeah he's a clown but i don't know about the herpes you know what the fuck right right you've looked at every comment on every instagram video he's ever posted yes so. So what is absolutely hilarious is Rappaport, this guy who has made a living talking shit about people. Like literally nonstop talking shit. Yeah. Like everybody from LeBron to Trump. It doesn't matter. He is just constantly talking shit.

Politicians he doesn't like. Constantly talking shit. He calls himself, I don't know, the king of shit talk or whatever. And he's good at it. He's funny. Like he's got good roasts. He's genuinely funny when he says it. Would not know.

You never watch it? I can only handle one white streetwise New Yorker. Fair enough. This is my guy. This is my guy. So he ends up suing. Now, here's one thing. If you want to sue Barstool and portnoy for using your likeness

completely understand that wrongful termination i can kind of get behind maybe wrongful termination if it was wrongful yeah who knows apparently he sued him for defamation of character yes it's literally what he does for a living it's unbelievable he defames people's characters unbelievable like i i just i am i cannot believe and i hit him up and i was like bro is it true you sued for making fun of you i i just had to ask him because i don't want a funny message but i don't want to talk shit about somebody yeah if i had if i have a somewhat of a relationship with you we don't have a relationship but we enough to like dm and we've met before so i'm like i gotta at least reach out to you before i trash you on a podcast he goes if you believe that yo yo you're

a clown or something like that right um and then i go okay that's fair but did you sue him for defamation i get nothing back from him so i think we're free game right yeah i did my due diligence i tried to get him to say his side yeah yes absolutely okay unbelievable right i mean this guy's super sensitive you remember when you called him a dork and then like sick this fan and i said something and then he mentioned us in his stories bro you're a fucking loser if you got two million followers and you think about me you a loser you a fucking loser and that's why him and kd have so much trouble is because they're both super sensitive that's where i just realized as you were talking is they're both the same person where kd obviously more talented in his field than maybe

anybody yeah we're talented but like you're both super talented but you just can't handle the criticism yo explain the kd situation The KD thing is so funny. We got to get these tweets up, and I can get them on the phone, or you can get them up on the thing. They're in the link, yeah. But like, you know, Rappaport and KD have had this beef because, of course, Rappaport needs to shit on everybody. Now, we've made fun of KD plenty on this fucking show. 100%. Okay?

Like, we've made fun of everybody playing on this show. But we don't start crying and talking about death threats when that person talks shit back yes right we don't go to the law when that person talks shit back and kd absolutely demolished rap in the dms like it is i've never seen anything like it bro i couldn't believe it was actually Katie. I kept thinking. I was like, there's no way this is real. There has to be Photoshop or a fake account.

You know, sometimes they'll fake the checkmark. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll put like some other symbol that looks like it. I was like, there's no way this is a guy who's worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Bro, Katie don't give a fuck, man. It's unbelievable. Yeah, okay. So basically, guys, we're going to take a break from this Patreon exclusive clip because I got to help you make some money.

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know he's out there clout trout in the second kd does something he doesn't like he's all over it for some clicks um he goes uh he basically uh easy mighty sniper is kd basically goes you a bitch to rapaport and responding to a tweet tweet of rap report saying kd seemed deeply sensitive deeply in his feelings with the uh nba on tnt crew after the game damn he's super sensitive about everything don't do the interview then kd said you a bitch right and then uh rap report goes just do the fucking interview and if you're upset about something they've said say something up there looking like you were gonna cry and shit and then uh kevin durant goes i did the interview, you dickhead. Tell your baby daddy Chuck to be better at his job and frame his questions better.

He gave me two options for that dumbass question. Yes or no. Now, not that spicy. But then it gets a little interesting. Rappaport, I guess, posts something. I don't know what the fuck it is. But KD responds. He goes, I heard it all before, you cunt.

Chuck doesn't need you as security, you pale, pasty, cum-guzzling bitch. I swear I'm going to spit in your face when I see your dirty ass. Bet your life on it. Meet me on West 17th tomorrow at 10. KD and Chelsea, surprise us. Or better yet, what's your address? 10 a.m. Catch steak.

He's been catching steak. Meet me there, pussy. Meet me there, pussy. Meet me there, pussy. Then, of course, Rapport comes back with, go help the kids in Brownsville, Brooklyn. Stop being such a fucking putz. Is that the equivalent of black on black crime? Yeah. Did Rapport just hit him with like a softer version about what about black on black crime yeah yeah

why don't you do something about black on black crime yeah and why did he name brownsville katie got no association with brownsville yeah i guess he's just like they're rough neighborhoods in new york yeah like you're in brooklyn you're doing this get over yourself new yorker he's from baltimore you don't give a fuck about new york exactly you don't give a fuck dude but it's so funny that that's the comedian like if a black dude says anything to him, he goes, well, what do you do for the black people? Yeah. There's gangs. Figure it out.

Why haven't you fixed everything? Now, this is what KD says to that. You a bitch for even care about how I do an interview. All you do is cocksuck other men for attention. Trump didn't pay attention to your sorry ass, so now you want to use everybody else to get views and laughs your life is a joke you fucking pale cocksucker go get some sun it's fucking with your brain piece of shit then of course he goes back to the uh he being rapport goes to go to brownsville and help the people that uh need it you goofball then katie goes you go do it you clown good for you that's good but nobody gives a fuck yeah that

is hold on real quick katie michael rapport's acting like he's not a millionaire who could also help kids in brownsville yeah you normally hear that shit from like minimum wage employees yeah rapaport's a millionaire from new york from new york you can't help your people now all of a sudden you see race they're katie's people not yours does? Does Rap Port have any kids? Yeah, I think so. Are you sure? I know he got a wife. I don't think he got kids. Probably.

There's a lot of sucker shit going on here, but this is where the sucker shit really, I can tell it coming out because he knows he's going to expose these texts. And so now he's like being real clean and cryptic with his answers. Go help out some people. Oh.

While Katie is like he's probably deleting messages too like there's no way that this is from back in like december i think these messages but he i think he knows at some point he's yeah no no no it gets it gets better he's got two kids according to two sons he does have 19 and 21 okay keep going so oh yeah he goes you go to his go suck a dick can't wait to tell you this in person. Men, you can't really see it in this picture right here. I think time has passed before KD sends all these messages. Yeah, so this is KD sends Rappaport the video of Portnoy's deposition. Okay.

Right? So he responds, you called your lawyer like the pussy you are. Ha ha ha. Couldn't, you couldn't take. He can't really spell take. Well, you couldn't take Portnoy talking shit. Defamation of character? Question mark. Pussy ass want a lawyer up. Your wife mad as fuck. You wasting that little bit of money on lawyers because you can't take a joke. How pussy are you? Your wife doesn't even respect your bitch ass. That's hilarious, dog.

So I might be a hoe right now as well because I just divulged our text combo or our Instagram combo between me and Rappaport. Got a point there. You know, I might be a little bit of a hoe as well. Now, granted, the only way that I would... Can I tell you something?

Go, go, go. I'm a little bit of a hoe. Yeah, in life? It is what it is. We Hippocrates out this bitch. We Hippocrates. Actually, no. Yours isn't that bad because you're just saying, hey, I did what I needed to do to reach out.

I gave him a fair chance to tell me your side of the story. And I'm not exposing anything that he would be concerned about. Yeah. And you're not trying to high horse it like. Don't get me wrong. I am Hippocrates. I'm very proud of that yeah but but i it's not like he sent me some crazy texts that could like ruin his life if i exposed it yeah and like cost him millions of dollars like this could potentially cost kd tens of millions of dollars that now cannot go

to the kids in brownsville and you know what i mean or now cannot go to the kids in Brownsville. You know what I mean? Or now cannot go to whatever charities KD does donate to because there are absolutely charities that KD is giving money to. So you're going to take money out of black kids' mouths, bro. If that's what you really care about, Rappaport. Not that you're using it as a shield so you can talk your shit about all these successful black athletes that don't do exactly what you want in interviews. You fucking pussy. Yo, that is some pussy ass shit.

And I might be on full Hippocrates right now, but like that is some pussy ass shit. You didn't interview the way I like it. I may just talk shit and just leave it alone. When he says something, don't turn in to go help the kids in Brownsville and then don't put it out online. You know how cool that would be

that I'm just silently talking shit to KD? Like he and I just got this thing where we hate each other? Yeah. That'd be tight. But then to release it and be like, I can't believe the slander that he's, fuck you.

Yeah, yeah. He is Mia Khalifa, bro. Yeah. My fucker is the Mia Khalifa of the sports world and I thought Mia Khalifa was the Mia Khalifa of the sports world. Who dick rides athletes more than Mia Khalifa or Michael

Rappaport? You know what's funny about KD, though? You said he couldn't really spell take that well because he spelled it talk, but he's just so fucking excited to get these texts. He's so happy right now. He can't even get to fucking spell it. Honestly, never has KD been more likable. Dude, he won me over. I think it looks great.

Completely. I think it looks great on his behalf. He's talking shit to the motherfucker who's talking shit about him and he's saying, let's go meet somewhere. You pop up online, you talk all this shit

as you're doing your, you know, daily exercise walk videos. Motherfucker walking around the neighborhood like a housewife talking shit into his phone, right?

Oh, man. Isn't it crazy? And then someone talks shit back to you and you defamation of character sue his ass? He's too Hollywood, bro. He always pretended he wasn't hollywood he's hollywood bro this guy's been in the business since fucking higher learning what was that 95 this guy's been in the business for 35 years he's a hollywood guy pretending he's still a new york

guy you're not that's fine i'm a fucker good at that most hollywood annoying types are good at acting you are he's an actor he's playing the role of a new yorker here's a question how much I'm a motherfucker good at acting. Most Hollywood annoying types are good at acting. You are. He's an actor. He's playing the role of a New Yorker. Here's a question. How much of this do you think was, remember when we had Alex Jones on and he said you kill a story with another story? How much of this do you think was the Portnoy thing gaining heat and then immediately right afterwards he drops the DMs between him and KD. Here's what's weird, though.

You still. Sorry to interrupt, because now it's on KD saying some wild shit to him and not the fact that I'm the king of shit talk. I'm the shit talk captain or whatever the fuck. Yeah. Suing someone. You know what KD said? I'm the captain now. Yeah.

I don't know it's also annoying because the name of his book is sports rants from the mvp of trash talk like he's like entrenched in this shit he's a loser dude yeah fucking loser you can't have what appears to be a herpy on your lip talk shit about people embarrass people in front of millions of people and expect them not to at bare minimum make fun of what looks like the herpes on your lip right like if you're short you know the short jokes are coming yeah you're skinny you know the skinny jokes are coming if you're fat you know the fat jokes are coming you're ready for the indian jokes you're on wild and out you're like i know these motherfuckers are coming right for me being indian that's what

you got something to tuck you come back if we got offended by a joke as the flagrant two podcast yeah it's all about flagrancy we would look like fucking losers if we publicly were like how can you make these jokes about no you don't have that right yeah like oh this joke is offensive to indians or scottish people we were like the fuck out of here man have you heard your own podcast is the case still going on i think he lost i think the judge he should lose it the judge said something to the effect like you people can't won't just assume you have a herpy because of this shirt like it can't be proven that this changed people's mind into thinking you have a herpy no we thought you had a herpy because you had a herpy or something else going on there but it is a herpy but that's because you not

technically it is because uh even a coleslaw is herpy simplex one so technically it is a herpy. But that's because of you, not because of the shirt. Technically, it is because even a coleslaw is herpy simplex one. Ah. So technically, it is herpy. How do you know all this about the herpy? I mean, I went to nursing school. Oh, good one. You know, sometimes. And I fuck white women.

No, that's a good ass point, bro. So technically, it could be a herpy, any sort of sore in your lip. Yeah. But he got that shit in the same place. Is a herpes like defamation of character? It has nothing to do with your character. Can you lose money from having a herpes? Yeah.

Yeah, you can. Why? What money? Don't talk into this, Mike. I'm getting a whole fucking plastic bag on the mic if you were coming to podcast. If you say I have herpes, what money am I going to lose out on? I bet there's going to be a little bit more of a distance between you and alex when you're sitting down for the podcast he already has it around you bro nobody want to be alex already has it what wait you already got it yeah son that's defamation

of character i'm suing you right now like saying somebody has herpes is wild is it it is wild putting std on anybody is wild except for hpv putting std on everybody you're the only one that normalized that hpv son hpv didn't normalize hpv 90 of people got hpv yeah i don't know if that's just like that statistic actually you just love saying that you've had it son i don't know if i've had it but he had hpv nah he did have that herpes that one time yeah he did guys don't know if they've had it. I had that herpes. I had the HPV shot.

I like how he's switching it up. The dumbass making a deal with you. I really was like, oh, you got one. How do you not know this about HPV, bro? Nah, but when you had the herpes on your lip, though, how did you handle that? How did I handle my herpes? Yeah. You're asking him like an the actress when i had herpes

with that time you had to bring that wasn't herpes that was like vitiligo or some shit now i remember it was oh my bad michael rapaport my bad i don't know but i had a band-aid on my mouth for a minute. I did, right? Yeah. But it was a rash. I had like a whole rash on my fucking face. I mean, I don't know. I'm just waiting for the arms. It's just starting. He kept him down though.

And the spin's like. Hey, bro. Hey, listen. Hey, listen. Listen, listen. It is what it is. It is what it is. At least I don't kill kids in a womb.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, my God god this is over the top yeah i know hey andrew go help the kids in fucking scotland or whatever yeah they're starving kids at edinburgh andrew yeah yo how privileged is it to be white where there's no white people to help nobody could go go to him. Go to the comedy festival. There's a lot of starving white people like that motherfucker. You help them out. Do something for them.

But that is fucked up. Black people can't just go to white people. Why don't you go help the white people in the Balkans? Yeah. Appalachians. There's no white areas. Appalachians. I guess.

Oh, yeah. West Virginia. But nobody feels bad about them to where they should be helped and to where you're a loser for not helping them, where you don't care about your people for not helping them. Quite interesting. White privilege absolved the white people from having to help other white people. Huh? That is white privilege, yo.

You guys don't have to help each other. Yeah. White people do not have to help one another. Yeah. There's a, yeah, it's like you should have figured it out. Yeah. Yeah. You should have figured out this white shit. Yep. Isn out this white shit yeah isn't that interesting they got white privilege they got white privilege wow man yeah that's crazy that if kd was like why don't you go help out some other white people that would be misuse of funds on rap reports behalf that

there are people that he could have helped out way better yeah whoa yeah now my favorite part of this whole thing is how all the media is reporting it okay so like all these different like tabloids and shit are saying netstar kevin durant unleashes vile homophobic rant why is it homophobic because he keeps calling him a cocksucker what's wrong that's my that's my question it's like they call him like a cum guzzler and stuff and i'm like what's yeah let's even if you're gay if you call someone a cum guzzler that's still offensive I'm like, what? Yeah, let's, even if you're gay, if you call someone a cum guzzler, that's still offensive. Yeah.

They're going to be like, thank you. Nah, bro. You can't be guzzling cum. Yeah. Guzzling is a lot of fun. If you love the activity,

that's like saying, oh, you fucking pussy getter. Like, nah. That is offensive to our guy. Yo, that's so true.

If you called a straight girl a cum guzzler, you don't think that would be offensive? That's because we think it's repulsive to guzzle our cum. But if you think it's a great thing to do, then it's not offensive. You have to project your feelings on cum guzzling into the article in order to call it homophobic. Now, he was absolutely using it in

terms of like um you swallow cum in moderation that's like a respectful way to say it you come drinker perhaps come sipper yeah come sipper come somalia like something like that all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army patreon keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us you can do that at patreon.com flagrant to indulge