Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Million Dollar Bhad Bhabie... How Bout Dat?

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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I got a spirited call from Michael Rapaport about it. Yo, DeSantis, why'd you under-report all the dead people? And he was like, haters, bro. Bro, you should let an activist page take over your Instagram. I would. Let's think of one. Hey, you guys! The best thing was... The tits!

That's the best thing! Alright, guys. Y'all ready for the hottest song of the summer, the spring, all the seasons? Let's get it popping. 13 months. All I can think about is getting fucked up. Want to take off my sweats and clip my pews. Hey, where's my picker?

Tired of getting caught jerking off on Zoom Fauci says I need to double up my mask Well tell that little German he can kiss my ass I think it's time Open her up like a can of beans Open her up like a jar of weed Open her up like Forrest Whitaker's eye Open her up, let's see what's inside.

Like a good old boy with a sharp knife skin and a butt. Open her up. Should we kill the next verse? I think we got it. Fuck it. We got it. My child don't need a curfew. Fuck you, Karen. Tired of doing coke in my own bathroom.

I want some C-section scars and some sun-backed titties. Come on. Open her up like a can of beans. Open her up like a jar of weed. Open her up like Forrest Whitaker's eye. Open her up and let's see what's inside. Hey. Like a good old boy with a sharp knife skimming above.

Open her up. What's this song? Missing Rap? This song is Missing Rap, right? Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Like the boys from Backstreet. Blacksheet. Kodak Blacksheet. I'm some punch your fart box. It's kind of like having a business section in pools. I'm just hanging in groups Motherfucking that one Put that bat in the soup

Open her up like a can of beans Open her up like a jar of weed Open her up like Forrest Whitaker's eye Open her up, let's see what's inside Like a good old boy with a sharp nice skin and a buzz Sing it out Open her up Like a good old boy with a sharp nice skin and a buzz. Sing it out. Open the road.

China. Top of the charts. You hear me? Top of the motherfucking country charts. The pop charts. The rap. That's going top of the rap charts too. Pop charts, yeah.

Pop, rap, country. rock and roll music coming back. Rock and roll music is coming back. Mark was hating on me, son. Mark was hating on me, but Mark, it is. Andrew's the king of just only thinking what his radar is, is the whole world. So we're in the car, and we're listening. I've been wrong? We're listening to like Greta Van Fleet.

I've been wrong? It's like some rock band. Hey, watches are coming back. Yo, watches, hey, watches are coming back. You can't talk with that trash on your wrist, bro. Yo, yo, yo, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, what?

Nah, ever since I got a watch. Ever since I got a watch, he's been so jealous. Anyway. Go on, go on. What did I say? So I'm playing Greta Van Fleet and you're just listening to it. You're like, man, I love this song, dude.

Like, rock is back. That's not what I said. love this song dude like rock is back that's not what i said because you know rock is back first thing i said man rock is finally back in the ether man people listen to rock music he's like i just know it like i just know we need to make a rock song i didn't say rock is back i said rock it could come back make a comeback because there's no real rock right now i don't know who greta van fleet is i thought i was a climate bitch i really did think that and then and then i realized that in this moment when the country opens up because i know we're all ready to open her up plug when we open it up i think people are gonna party like back in the day like old spring break type parties oh it's gonna be nuts yes yeah go out there tongue kissing in a bar and shit yeah you know

run up on a shorty. Shorty run up on some dude, some stranger. Just start grind dancing. Freaknik. Nationwide Freaknik. Nationwide Freaknik. Yeah. And we got, obviously, the banger that's going to spark it all up.

But I'm just saying, rock music is about the Freaknik. You think it's rock? Way more than rap. I think it's rock. Because we're ready to rage. Throw caution to the wind. You want a mosh pit. Not mosh.

That's too far. Why is mosh too far? I'm just saying, fuck up a hotel room. That's the energy. Fuck up the hotel room. You want the purge. Not the purge. You keep going too far.

You keep going too far. Mark is taking it way too far. You want Columbine. That's why I'm here. That's what we're doing. That's rock, okay? Marilyn Manson made those kids do it. It's a wild boy. I'm talking about like 80s hairband rock.

Right, right. Zodiac. You want Zodiac? No, guys. What's going on? Why does it always go too far? Don't yes hands me. Okay? Stop yourselves. Rock is back. It could be back, is what I'm trying to say it might not be

you know if i have something to do with it if you guys have something to do that maybe we bring rock back right now we're bringing country back we we have to bring it back that is country's back where his country is the first time i heard a country song in a long time so it must be coming back yeah it's the first time i heard country's on a long time it must be coming back. Yeah, it's the first time our country's on a long time. It must be coming back. You'll realize that's the biggest country song history. I mean, that was like two years ago. Yo, in two years? Hasn't been many country hits.

Uh-uh, exactly. But guess what? It's time. It's back. Because what part of the country never closed it down? Country. The country country. Now he's going the other way.

Before he was exaggerating. Now he's not exaggerating at all he's just saying the same thing it's a fucking parrot over here okay what part of the country is a parrot country hits okay my point is we're gonna have a country song should finish slap okay right we're literally to have a country song. Finish slap. Okay? Right.

We're literally in the midst of shooting a video right now. We shot the video all day. Yep. Okay, we're at the pool. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Yep. We're at the pool, bro.

Swagging on them. We're at the pool, swagging on Alex Media directing. Yo, you were natural. Yo, you were natural, bro. You were natural. You know how to boss around whites, bro. I like that. You like bossing around some whites. I feel good, right? But they're not whites, whites. What do you were natural, bro. You were natural. You're not a boss around whites, bro. I like that. You like boss around some whites.

Good, right? But they're not whites, whites. What do you mean by that? They're like, they're the Jack Harlow's. Really? So when they're talking about white boys, some of those are the whites that are going to be having a good time. I think you're not used to rough life whites. Yeah, he's just

New York. Nah, Jack Harlow's not a rough life white. I don't, yeah i agree yes and i agree there jack harlow and jelly roll different lives i think i'm gonna go ahead and go out on a limb there jelly roll got a verse on this song hell right the whole song with us this guy is an absolute beast his verse is fire fire the verse is straight flames you just heard it the dude is nice on this song. Hellbrite, the whole song with us. This guy is an absolute beast. His verse is fire. The verse is straight flames. You just heard it.

The dude is nice. We also had him on a boat in the pool with two girls with him. He didn't call them girls. With two girls. He didn't call them. I mean, this was one of the funniest parts of doing the music video, right?

Jelly comes from a different world. You know what I mean? He comes from a world where you can still speak whatever way you want to speak that's my world in my head exactly and he doesn't mean it in any way that's you know hateful right but when we're about to start the video and we tried to get him on the floaty that didn't exactly work you know we should have known yeah we should have nothing about him says floating yeah he's a sinky bro it was a sinky so we put him on a boat and then he was like should i just get on uh or you want to let the bitches get on first

but the thing that was so funny about it is he didn't say it as if he was trying to be inflammatory no he was being polite we started laughing and he couldn't understand what was happening he legit was like what what are y'all laughing at me what's going on like and the craziest part is I think the women understood. They were like, no, you go first. You got it. Yeah. The bitches will stay over here.

The 90s might be back and country music probably too. We're bringing a lot of things back. I'm very excited about this. I'm very excited about this time in history. Yeah. A lot of people are going to talk about this time. Oh, yo, we doing it. We brought country music back from the depths of hell we open up

the country for real the biggest country music singer right now the biggest one has a satanic pop song out right now that's a good point that has went number one on the charts mark and he's yay and that also i didn't want to bring that up but now that you've brought it up i'm sure i'm sure country fans have brought it up plenty they might have brought it up they might i mute those comments okay okay i have a very christian twitter oh happy easter my bad thank you very much i had a great easter yeah okay yeah how many easter eggs on the pool today and they were easy to find out he is risen and by he i mean andrew i was not i was enjoying it bro i was i was just enjoying it i was enjoying it we had them on the fucking boat i was when they both got the boat, I was like, it might be a little heavy.

Al was so mesmerized by the heavies. At one point in time, I was like, Al, can you just say action? He goes, three, two, one, heavy. He just said heavy instead of action, dog. That's crazy. I go a lot. The girls were twin sisters, and Al was telling them to look sexual to each other and touch each other.

Yeah, I didn't know how to direct them. I'm like, what's not me too, but what can you say? I'm like, yo, look nice to them. Son, the girls are twins. Shout out to the Baldwin twins. They're twin sisters. Al goes to me like, yo, how do we tell them to kind of touch each other and shit a little? Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh.

That's incest, bro. You can't tell them to touch each other. You know what I mean? They're sisters. But it's acting. It is acting, but it's still incest. And I know what they say. Oh, that's whatest bro you can't tell them to touch each other you know what I mean they're sisters but it's acting it is acting but it's still incest

and you know what they say oh that's a good point yeah right that's what they always say oh having a make out scene with an actor it's like kissing your brother like kissing your sister

boom well there you go now it's like kissing a stranger there we go reverse property exactly double negative so it doesn't count

doesn't count as incest it was hot day two tomorrow day two tomorrow day two we're gonna go so actually we just put out the put out the call cause we want some assholes at the live performance part but when this comes out it's already gonna be out

I don't think we need anybody else at this point in time this is gonna be out Tuesday so it's not like anything can happen. We good. All right. Well, we would appreciate y'all if y'all had been there. You said it like it's their fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Why are y'all fucked up, man? Why'd you listen to this so late? All right. This has been a crazy week, man. It's been a very crazy week. What else do we have to address? We did a nice Patreon episode mentioned uh michael rapaport you know and um that clip really fucking went yeah really went yeah um i got a spirited call from michael rapaport about it we had a nice conversation

which i will not divulge because that's a private thing and you keep private things private private exactly you would never share such a thing and you keep private things private private exactly you would never share such a thing and um then we saw today rap went on i think it was uh what is it called undisputed undisputed right fake first take he went on fake first take he went on second he went on second take and uh he fronted like he was really emotional about what was going on and then he was like i don't give a fuck yeah I don't care what anybody says on the internet yeah brilliant move this is actually really good this is his finest acting performance I didn't think he was a good actor until this and now I'm like oh to play it like this to make it seem like he doesn't give a fuck when he's

clearly spiraling that's the only way you could spin it to where it really seems like you don't give a fuck and I think it worked out his favor because barstool clipped the interview before he says that he's joking yeah and dave portnoy and barstool and all the barstool people put it out like this is the greatest trash talker of all time he's getting emotional i guess not realizing that it was a joke yep oh shit yeah portnoy got If that's what happens, if they didn't know or if they were just trying to like switch the narrative, maybe that's another version of it. But they could have got caught. Here's an interesting way to do it.

Here's an interesting way to do it. So what do you think? I mean, you know, what bothers me about him is he won't just decide how he feels. He's going to say, oh, I can't believe I'm getting these threats. This is disgusting. Then he's going to go on his podcast. And I don't know if y'all know this. On his podcast, he was like, I'll smack him in the face for talking to me like that.

Like, this shit isn't fun and games when you say this kind of stuff to me. Wait till I see him in person. Smack who in the face? KD. He's like, KD's not a real tough guy. Then you get out and you say, oh, there's no. Then you have a post saying we were friends. Then you say on your podcast, we were never friends.

I met him one time. We did did one thing together so decide how the fuck you feel when did he say he was gonna slap kd if look it up it's on his podcast i have screenshots somewhere i could probably find them and maybe i should find them if we're gonna i'm gonna put this out but i read an article where he went on and it's behind a paywall because that's what he does he takes the money and pretends he's a man of the people. So you got to be on luminary. And he said, then he talking big shit. Fine. Talk big shit or back down. KD ready to meet you outside of catch.

You ain't catch nothing but that herpy. Like catch something. Yo, I got still real angry, bro. I like it. Keep that energy. I like that. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, man.

If you want to fight me, I'm not going to fight you. You won. But you're not going to hear me saying differently anywhere else. I'm consistent. It was some ho-ass shit. It was some ho-ass shit. Just decide if you want to fight people or not. You can't share DMs.

I didn't know he was going out saying he was going to fight people. It's just wild. Just figure out how you feel. That's it. I'm not actually angry. Just be consistent in your response. That's it. Do I need to rerecord? What's going on? Am I wilding? No, bro angry just be consistent in your response that's it do i need

to re-record what's going on no just be consistent that's all shit just be consistent that's it yeah i like our cost because you make threats and then you say you won't back it up i didn't make threats what threat did i make i never said i right you want to fight you won but that's it i'm an honest guy. You know, I got some self-awareness about me. Yeah, that's why we appreciate it. I'm a bit of a hoe. What do you want from me?

I'm not a street guy. I'm a suburb kid. I think that he could easily get away with this if he was just like, I fucked up. I shared DMs. Yes. I'll pay the fine. But instead he did this. He's like, I'm a victim of anti-semitism all the time on that

nobody talk about that yes people say mean shit to you on the internet people say mean shit to all of us on the internet yes you're not allowed to share personal dms between you and another famous person who could lose a lot because of you sharing those if somebody did that to him yes it would be whole shit exactly you just don't share the dms yes you don't share the text you don't say any of that private shit if he wanted to say that shit publicly, he would just tweeted it. Yes. He sent it to you privately because he didn't want it to be in the public. Yes.

Simple as that. Right? Yeah. So you can't break that code. That's just a code. If you just came and you just go, yo, I fucked up. I take accountability for that. I think that you're good.

I think you're good. 100%. That's all I was looking for. Is just be like, yo, I fucked up. I got a little emotional that's on me I'm an emotional guy fine I'm totally okay with that

but don't when I first was watching the video and he was crying I was like oh god I said this cannot be real because he's not that dumb please don't tell me that he's actually crying but yeah I don't know what do you think happens from here do you think happens from here?

Do you think that like, you think that, you think Rappaport loses any stock? A little bit. He never had much stock. He can't come. Do you think that, I think the biggest issue is actually covered. I think his biggest issue was suing somebody for defamation of character. I think the biggest issue is actually covered. I think his biggest issue was suing somebody for defamation of character.

I think the biggest brand issue. The brand issue of sharing the DMs ain't that bad because people really don't feel that bad for KD. People don't feel that bad for celebrities. I think people have been looking for an excuse to talk shit about Rappaport for a while. I think the Barstool crowd that definitely doesn't like rap report because of the way that they left they're like okay finally he did some ho shit we could pin him to the wall right there's a lot of people that don't like rap port probably because he was so vocal about trump etc so they're like finally we could pin him to the wall i think like he had talked enough shit and um what the chickens were coming to roost chickens come home roost yeah you know what i mean i think that was and this was like the perfect thing for them to roost on but what's interesting is the conversations

about the dms when it should be about mr shit talker suing people who talk shit about him it is you can't call you can't call yourself the biggest shit yeah but you can't call yourself the biggest shit talker in the world and then when somebody makes fun of you better send your lawyers after yes and that should be the biggest story because that's the biggest story to take away his brand because the second he would ever talk shit about someone else it would be like oh are you about to send your lawyers to protect you for this or if anybody teases rap port is like oh don't send the lawyers don't send the lawyers that should be the conversation but he did and if this was on purpose brilliantly shift it to something with kd where people will forgive they will forgive the sharing of dms i don't know mia khalifa's

still out here yeah but sharing dms but mia khalifa is a porn star we don't see her as a shit talker like comedian type it's a different and he still somebody made jokes and then you didn't necessarily lower it up but you sn somebody made jokes and then you didn't necessarily lower it up but you snitched about it and then made it oh these are the kind of disgusting threats i'm getting and it's parallel katie was joking i think katie was ready to fuck his ass up now it's pussy to share the dms when somebody's threatening you but katie was ready to fuck him up he wasn't making jokes fair and when he said meet me on 17th and 10th he wasn't gonna be like haha i got you yeah i'm not there yeah and it was he's like meet me on 17th and 10th to fight yeah like

that's where catch steak is right and catch over there it's around there yeah what bothers me about that is then going on the podcast and being like i'll smack you in the fucking mouth watch how you talk it's like that right consistent with that but i still think it is about him not being able to handle shit talk in in like a more loose sense all right fine maybe it's threats maybe katie's being serious but you're still the king of shit talk just shit talk back that's what you're doing at first yeah yeah yeah so just shit talk back you know what this is like this is like uh drake with the reference tracks okay so drake i would say is probably the greatest rapper of all time because his catalog and he's stayed at the number one spot. But any knock that somebody has on Drake now is like, yeah, but does he write his own raps?

And that always is going to keep him out of like being the greatest rapper. And so when you're a shit talker, oh, but he leaks shit or he sues people if they fucking talk shit about him. sues people if they fucking talk shit about him so now it's like you can't really have all that credibility as a shit talker because you can't even handle it when it comes to be fair rap before was was good at shit talk but like nobody in the comedy world would ever consider himself to consider him the greatest shit talker yeah i'm just saying he has a stain on his uh record that's not really going to hurt his career right right right right right still go on doing what he is but it's like some people if you fuck with him you still fuck with him yeah the people who like him are going to continue to like him i don't think that he necessarily lost many people but

i think he would have lost way more with the the lawsuit i just think that's a way bigger stain on brand like imagine for a second for a second we talk all this shit on the podcast about like how fucked up cancel culture is this that the other and then we out here just trying to cancel somebody for saying like the wrong word yeah they look at us like we're crazy like yeah a lawsuit came out and we found out that someone used the word retarded and then the flagrant two podcasts sued them for using yeah you know uh shitty language i was about to say for using no no words like we would look so corny if we did that so we would have to cover up that story with a bigger, more salacious story. But I only know about the lawsuit.

And I think that that's what this did. I think most of us only know about the lawsuit because of the KD thing. Because this spreads more. The idea of someone snitching, it's just more, like, salacious, and it's something to grab onto. This is big, but this is completely covered up, the lawsuit. Like, Barstool was putting a gas on the lawsuit. They just leaked the next deposition with another dude from Barstool.

So they're not done. But Barstool was putting a gas because that deposition came out with portnoy they just put the whole thing on yeah they were putting a gas on it and then he dropped the kd did you see the portnoy tape yeah it's hilarious that went well yeah what a beast but what i'm so impressed about that is like you're running a business and you got time to do law shit. Yeah. Like I don't have time to like fix bones in my body. You know what I mean? Like I have an Achilles that's fucked up.

I just don't have time to go to like the hospital. Like if we got sued, it would just be so inconvenient. Yeah. That would be the biggest thing that annoyed me about it is the absolute inconvenience of time. Let's just settle out of court. I'm not paying. How much you want? Yeah. How much do you fucking want so we don't got to deal with this you're gonna get sued now huh you're gonna get sued for what i don't know someone's gonna find

something to sue you for these retards you know the real king of shit talk might be might be dave portnoy this guy undefeated he don't know that guy's killing it i'm trying to think yeah like i mean for whatever reason i'm always going back to, like, Don Rickles. I'm going to, like, the old guys. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a different caliber. Yeah, right.

I don't even think, to be fair to Rappaport, I don't even think he's putting himself in that caliber. So, Stern, bro? Stern had some, like, if Stern didn't like you, you could come through with some ether. I heard you lost. I heard if you beef with Stern, it's over, and that's it. You lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I put Charlamagne up there. Oh, Charlamagne. Goddamn, man. You get Donkey the Dade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put Charlamagne up there. Oh, Charlamagne's a goddamn mom. You get Donkey the Dade. Yeah. Ooh, yay. Yeah, there's some good shit talkers out there, man.

Anyway, it's interesting to see what happens. And again, I think that the people will forgive as long as it's entertaining. As long as you entertain, motherfuckers, forgive and move on. Well, you know how I think to that end he could have played it. I watched, did you any of the kid the cassidy hitman battle shit yeah hitman my my guy from wilding out yeah it's also hitman but they're doing like a face-off and cassidy is just talking wild shit to hitman like you're not tough you don't got no bodies hitman's a bad motherfucker i seen this guy knock people out there's videos of him on youtube just one punch guys unconscious and cassie's talking wild shit to hitman and hitman is getting so fucking mad and he's ready to swing on Cass Cass does not give a fuck he just stays

seated you're not gonna do nothing and he's just being so emotionally unmoved by the whole thing that's what if if Rappaport played it like that like everything is just funny and this is a joke you win but instead he's getting affected by it. He's, these are the disgusting threats I'm receiving. I can't believe it. And then you go behind a paywall and say you'll fight him. Just be funny the whole time.

That's how the king of shit talk handles it. Cassidy, king of shit talk in the battle rap world. Michael Rappaport says he's the king of shit talk. Just be funny the whole time.

Just talk shit back. So what happened with Cassidy and Hitman? They had their battle. Some people say Cassidy won because they just love him in that fucking face off. Because nothing happened. People get in the way. They're not going to let Hitman fuck you up. Yeah, say cassie won because they just love him in that fucking face off because nothing happened people get in the way they're not gonna let hitman fuck

you up yeah and it's funny because cassidy has probably had about four or five battles before and has lost all of them like he's not that good of a battle rapper now but it's just because he's known for his punchline rapping and he's one of the only people who probably had a big rap career who switched over to battle rap so he's always a ticket. So it's funny to see him get in front of these no name rappers and lose, but it looked like he might've won this last one. And I think a lot of it is just hit man's fucking good. But I think a lot of it is just like people fuck with cast watching that face off. You're just like,

I like this guy because he's just staying in his shit talk pocket and being unfazed by hit man. Who again, that's a guy you don't want to fuck with, but he just doesn't care. Just sitting there. I'm going to play it for you later. It's fucking hilarious.

There's this battle rapper that I follow named Pat Stay. Oh, Pat Stay is good. Yo, this guy is funny. I was talking to him. I was like, yo, we got to get you on a pod and we got to do like a roast or whatever. It could be us versus him. Like four on one, like some Ninja Turtle shit.

They win. They're so nice, though. But he has some really funny things because he puts out clips. He literally does it like we do, right? But he was in Germany for one, and he just trolled the crowd. He said nothing good at all, but he said it to the beat, and the crowd go, ah. And he goes, and I can say whatever i want in this cadence and none of you idiots would even know oh sure just going crazy

he does all these like real fun like funny he had a compliment battle once yeah they gotta compliment each other like i don't know he has has a bunch of these. It's just really cool to see somebody taking their art and then trying to enhance the clever, whatever you will, of it. Okay, you could go do this one thing. You could go do a song. But how can I do something that is almost greater than the song? How can I put sprinkles on it? How can I put some icing?

So yeah, go check out Pat's stay. Maybe there's some numbers at the end but you'll you'll look it up you find out but i want to get him on that'd be fire right absolutely we battle him absolutely we could take him bro yeah i think we got this bro we got the number one country song in america bro we got the number one country song in america open her up the number one country song in america should the line have been open her up let me come inside okay all right all right no it's a double entendre and he's asking consent too so that's fine let me come inside let me come inside may i may i come inside may i may i come

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show do y'all know anything about this matt gates gets what how do you pronounce this shit i think gates yeah matt what is it matt gates yeah matt gates gates yeah okay matt gates is this republican congressman from congressman from the great state of Florida. Florida having a rough little month. He's North Florida, bro. We don't claim him. He's North Florida, dog. He's Pensacola. Nah, we claim them all, bro.

Stop it. How you being a coastal elite with your own state? I'm Central. I'm Central. I rep Central. That's my area. If crazy shit happens in Miami, I don't care. It's not me. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. We rep the whole state now, bro.

You can rep wherever you want, bro. I rep whatever decides the tax laws. Okay? If the North decides that we're going to save 14% of taxes, that's the side I rep. I rep whoever decides the taxes. All right. They pay more or less than the North. Matt Gaetz probably don't want you paying taxes

Matt don't want me paying taxes bro yeah you know who doesn't pay taxes the girls Matt Gaetz ain't all

gonna get jobs maybe he just wanted them to be dependents on his return bro so is it true he was smoking out 17 year olds that's the allegation

holy shit that was the first allegation and then he went on Tucker Carlson and like tried to drag Tucker into it. So funny. He was like, I'm being extorted. Tucker, you've had accusations of, and then I don't know if it was a rape.

Tucker was like, hey, hey, hey, yo. Don't go on Rappaport on me right now. You're snitching on me. He did this one apparently where he's on Tucker's show and he's like, yeah, you know, I'm not that kind of guy. Right, Tucker? Your wife and you have been on dates with me and my girlfriend. And Tucker's like, I don't know if that's happened like that.

Like he like. After the interview. That's foul. After the interview, Tucker was like, that was one of the weirdest interviews I've ever been a part of. Like he wanted nothing to do with it. Under the bus. Yeah.

Come on, bro. Throw that motherfucker under the bus. Yeah, but you're going to try to throw me. Hey, fuck you. I'm a person. Tucker Carlson's liberal. I'm in jujitsu class. Yeah. That's you now. Yeah. yeah that is foul okay so he's accused of flying out he was flying out 17 that's why they're saying alone yeah they get that how they caught her she had to be she had to have a chaperone yeah they said where's your mom? She was there.

She was truant. The pilot gave her little wings. They're like, oh, go have fun. She took a picture in a cockpit. What, an Epstein airline? Was she flying? Lolita Express. The Lolita Express to Pensacola.

Okay, so he was really having sex with his 17-year-old? That's the allegation,ation yeah that he flew her around and she was 17 years old at the time but then there's also allegations now of uh him 17 year old yo wait what do y'all remember when you were 17 yeah that's an important disclaimer to put on you can't just ask the question but like you remember it when you were 17 do you remember when you were 17 no mark does not. You don't, right? Do you remember when you were 17? No. Mark does not either. Yo, ow, ow, ow. Now you're looking crazy. I don't care.

This is what Matt gets into Tucker Carlson. Yo, remember when you were 17, Tucker, the good old days? When I was 17, I was fucking 18-year-old. Fuck that. I was 16 being like, yo, are you legal? Yeah. You're not even fucking mine. Are you legal? Bitch be like yo are you legal yeah you're out of your fucking mind are you legal bitch was like are you damn bro i'm just saying like why would you after 17 year old like pussy

just gets better as you get older yeah you know what i'm saying like you're he's 39 years old this guy matt gets yeah something like that and you're going after 17 year olds yeah that's a little wild it just it doesn't make any sense yeah the only sense it could make is if you're a fucking creep pedophile he's 38 wasn't he a big q anon guy i think so he's just a wild kid like if you go to his controversies page on wikipedia his oh and this is the other thing apparently he voted against a uh a sex trafficking bill that was proposed in the united states it was some type of like anti-sex that one with the one where he was the only person. Yeah.

Everyone was like, yeah, of course. Yeah. Sex trafficking is bad. It was something to this effect is oversimplified. And he was like, well, you know, it's nuanced and like voted no or some shit. Now, respect. It's tough. That's consistency, bro.

That's consistency. Hey, that's a good point. Hey, bro. You're right, though. That's consistency. You're right. That's all I'm saying. You're right.

I almost tapped my nose and did that to you. What is that? I've got to be doing that shit like we know what it is. I don't know what it is. It means I'm with you. In what? In gay? You said respect is consistency,

so I'm saying you're right. I'm with you. Can we at least respect the consistency? The dude is out here trafficking puss, which is wrong. It would be inconsistent of me to shit on Michael Rappaport and then not give this guy some credit

for being consistent. Motherfucker went into that vote like, these haters, man. Haters, man. Every time I come to work, the haters is after me, man. The fuck, bro?

I'm just out here with 17-year-olds with the lighties the floaties it's not the heavies it's the lighties can i live with the light lights yo let me be great right it gets more wild though because apparently he's saying that he's being extorted and that there was allegedly like messages sent to his father don gates oh some prominent guy saying demanding money in exchange to make the allegations go away no way what was don saying what don had to say he was like

he just had his country girl like hey ain't it crazy like when your son be fucking these underage girls like y'all know how it is right like you just got your son fucking underage girls they try to bring you into it extort some money yeah come on sweetheart hop off my lap yeah hop off my hop off my lap get into the ball pit again you know that's generational you know his dad don't got no problem with that shit no come on and now there's allegedly photos of him at a prostitute orgy or some shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a big deal. Hold on now.

That's what I'm saying. Legal or illegal? Yeah. What's the age of these whores? Can we be honest who leaked this? Can we be honest who leaked this? Yep. The fucking goat?

Mm-hmm. DeSantis. Oh. DeSantis had some heat on his seat. Them heat warmers were on three bars, right? The heat warmers was on three bars right the heat warmers was on three bars right there like yo desantis why'd you under report all the dead people and he was like haters haters after me bro what's the deal like i'm just trying to keep my fucking state open we just try to open her up and these haters is worried about dead old people. And they're dying, these haters, bro.

They dying. Fucking up my numbers. Fucking them up. So, do you think they killed his story with a crazier story, Matt Gaetz? Gaetz, bro. We don't got to get it right yet. If he innocent, I'll learn it.

They might think we're talking about someone else. The way he spells it, though, infuriates me, bro. Do you know how he spells his shit? G-A-E-T-Z. G-A-E-T-Z. Gat. Gates. Gates, I guess.

It's just always Gates. Gates! Open her up! Open her up! Yeah. Yo, is it wrong that I forgive DeSantis? But not Gates. I don't forgive Gates. What do you forgive DeSantis, but not Gates? I don't forgive Gates.

What do you forgive DeSantis for? Whatever he did. Anything? Anything that we know about so far. Okay, yeah. Then he lied about the dead people. Okay, yeah. You went very specific.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he didn't do nothing with them 17-year-olds, right? Why'd you forgive him? Why'd I forgive him? Yeah. Because he's lit going to restaurants. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good point. I care more about restaurants than old people i don't know

unfortunately that's a fact if someone's like yo you care more about going out to mr chow or these old people and mr chow mr chow old as fuck mr chow a thousand uh mr chow started it yeah when you think about it when you really think about it when you really think about it mr chow said we need to talk about this whole thing this whole pandemics poke the bear son what i'm not poking a bear dog you think i'm poking a bear the panda the winnie the pooh poking the panda okay so um where do we stand with with gates and uh desantis listen it's uncomfortable to stand with gates right now so let's see what happens there. I'm not with you at the moment.

Are you pro Gates? What'd he do to me? He say he's not with me? I'm not with Gates, bro. You standing with Gates, son. He just put you in a standing with Gates. Where we standing? Where is he standing? Yeah, we could be in a nice restaurant.

If we stand in a nice restaurant, then maybe. If we're in a nice restaurant, name maybe. If we're at a nice restaurant, name a fucking restaurant. Four Seasons Surf Club? Get that money at Chuck E. Cheese right now. Gates? That's where he hanging out?

Food is trash. Food is trash, bro. He don't care about the food, dog. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you. No, I won't tell you what I was about to tell you. Because we'd cut it out anyway.

But if that 17-year-old bitch had a hookup at Carbone, I definitely would be okay with Matt Gaetz going out with her. Get her kids menu for a minute. You ain't got some jiggity dandes out here, bro? You ain't got some jiggity dandes and some french fries for these little bitches that Matt Gaetz be dating? Open her up.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Jesus. Hey, Jesus, bro. Jesus. This guy is crazy really dude on easter you're gonna do this though hey you know what's rising mega's dick when he walked my high school we need to relax that's what's risen we need to fucking relax okay tell me why dove brought two heifers to the house today tell me why i don't know where did you find those yeah that shit is irresponsible dude there's sinkholes there's sinkholes in florida and you

cave in the whole house brought the 600 pound life he really did this shit was a tlc. I thought we were filming something for TLC, duh. Yeah. I walked right out my room. Harvey. I did, bro.

I did. I couldn't say anything. I didn't know how to speak. Yeah. I literally, I didn't know how to speak. I went up to him. Can I get you guys some water,

some Harvey? What is it you guys need? I literally didn't did not speak. I went up to him. Can I get you guys some water, some Herbie? What is it you guys need? I literally didn't know what to say. I did not speak to them. They asked me, they were like, where's the bathroom? I go, you could just use that Herbie right now. I just left. Seriously.

No, seriously. The girl came out. She's like, listen, there's no soap in the bathroom. She said there was no soap left in the bathroom. I was like, did you check in the shower underneath the habit? Did you see that there was maybe something there? Did you see it? Did you see it?

Hey. Hey. There might be some over there. Okay. Okay. Come on, Al. there might be some over there okay okay come on al i couldn't believe these poor girls i couldn't believe them bro why would they even be talking like that no why would they we date you know i had to take a break their fucking bathing suits bro that's why i had to take a break oh my god God. It was unbelievable, bro. It was unbelievable. Unbelievable, bro. Honestly.

The best thing was the tits. That's the best thing. It was the heavies was the best thing. Them two fucking sacks of goldfish. You know, we got the sack of water

with the goldfish. That's what it looked like. Four jelly rolls. Four full jelly rolls. They did have them. Shit. They had the jelly rolls. They's what it looked like. Four jelly rolls. Four full jelly rolls. They did have them. Shit. They had the jelly rolls. They arrived first.

That was so much. They arrived first. For the crew, for everyone. They were punctual. Andrew's girl walks him out. His golden doodle walking behind. Yup. And his girl goes, your guests are here, Dove.

Yes. Yes. Yes. That's what she said. God bless her. Sweet. Fiance of mine. Literally, she texted me. She's like, Andrew. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey she said. God bless her. Sweet fiance of mine. Literally, she texted me.

She's like, Andrew. Is that what the doorbell said? What is that? For real, that's all that was happening, bro. What? Ow, ow. Take a deep breath, bro. Take a deep breath.

You got to watch those girls take a deep breath. It's tremendous. Yo, those boobs were real big, guys. Those boobs were real big. Milkers, bro. Yo, they really, yo, Mark said the other day, there was this girl with huge tits at the fucking show. They were massive.

Mark goes, Mark goes, Mark goes, you should tattoo missing kids on used tits at the fucking show yeah they were massive mark goes mark goes mark goes you should tattoo missing kids on those you had the daniel begoli's my joke start thinking some jokes miles jesus no joke having, Miles. Miles had a banger of a joke because he'd been waiting for this day for the last three years. Catch me outside. Catch me outside. Just turned 18. And then Miles had to fucking, he had that shit ready like a Jordan drop, bro.

He was, he had the box ready. I got to get in this OnlyFans. And you got in, didn't you? You got in. Do you remember that academics tweet that they say was fake? He got hacked. But the one where he or someone else tweeted, yo, catch me out.

Yo, bad baby got mad titties for a 15-year-old. He was hacked, though. He was hacked by Matt Gaetz. That's who he was hacked by. That motherfucker been waiting for that OnlyFans. Yeah. Nah, he probably unsubscribed as soon as you turned 18. That's a good-ass point.

I'm out. That's a good-ass point, bro. I can't pay for of-age titties. Holy shit. I do it. Yo, if you're from a time zone, hold on now. Hold on now. Hold on now. She turns 18 Eastern Hold on now. Hold on now.

She turns 18 Eastern Standard Time. He's in Australia. You're in Australia. No way. Oh, he's behind. He's in LA. Oh, Tahiti. He's in Pacific Time.

He's in Pacific Time. He's in LA, right? Are those the her-her? Wait, is that them? Al, before you start, are we certain that they're 18 years old? Yeah, both of those putting this up mark told me put this up okay wait what is this there's no way yep yep there's no way a bad baby she made a million a day

that's all you got to do to make a million dollars if you're oh yo chill out chill out, chill out. Okay, real consensus. I mean this seriously because you guys are joking around too much. Matt Gaetz is a bad person no matter what bad person. Yeah. Ron DeSantis, misunderstood. Misunderstood.

Maybe the numbers is wrong. Maybe it's right. Maybe some place is over reported someplace under reported okay but then you got to give cuomo an out what you have to give cuomo an out if you give into santa's an out you got to give cuomo an out all right bet cuomo's out okay i agree he's out he should be out he should be out as governor i agree completely kick him out okay um danielle bergoli yeah okay yeah objectively speaking never even noticed her physical appearance whatsoever now that she's turned 18 and she has an only fans the picture and video that we looked at is exceptional can we agree

i don't know if exceptional i mean i'm gonna say exceptional y'all really doing this right now y'all really doing this right now if i say exceptional y'all gonna put on them caps right now while we're having this after we just saw her with the after we just saw her with the herd we just saw her with the fucking hey you guys the hey you guys she got the deaf heavies bro do you ever ask your deaf friend about the titties yo you seen any of those titties be like oh you wanna die

that titties so big they make you deaf bro you never seen that shit yo ask anybody right now yo you seen Danny Bologna's... What's your name? Danny Bologna. Danny Bologna.

You seen Danny Bologna's OnlyFans? Uh-huh. Yo, how's Danny's OnlyFans? Bro, there's a measurement down. Bro, that's the death heavies, bro. She got the death heavies. I'm fine to reset. I'm fine to reset. Nah, she got the, and she. I'm fine to reset. I'm fine to reset.

Nah, she got the, Hey, you guys. She does have them shit, man. She got them shit. She got the heavies that make you want to swing through on a rope. You swing through on a rope to save the day. Yeah, Tarzan, bro.

Hey, you guys. There's someone with the heavies. Oh, my god. It's a It's a Miles knows how many Miles we not editing shit. Miles we not editing shit. It's so funny

cause he has to pop his head out to see the top so this motherfucker just look like a fucking. Like a gopher. He looks like one of the heavies on the boat today. Remember those girls? Remember those girls? That was like, yo, you guys should put some suntan lotion on the army. Oh, did I say the last part?

Remember when you said that? This guy's a savage. This guy's a fucking animal, bro. No, they asked me for it. They asked you for it, didn't they? That's what they always say. I bet that's what you think. Yeah, they're always asking for it.

That's what Matt Gaetz was saying. Yeah. Yeah, bad guy, though. That guy's a piece of shit. Yeah. Or as Mexicans would say, chet. Yeah. Okay?

It has to be mierda. Yeah, mierda. Mierda? No, no, mierda. Mierda. I don't know. Mierda. okay okay no no is uh french right oh my god okay let's look can we reset a little bit here yeah let's be serious okay um i will be honest with you no no i will be honest with you can i just say one thing and then we're done yeah there was a moment on the boat with the twins where my IQ dropped 40 points. My IQ literally dropped 40 points. I just look at them and I was like. I was like, yo, what do you think of the shot? And I'm like.

10 points of heavy. It was 10 points of heavy, bro. Oh, my God. That's it. That's all. I'm done. I'm done. Shout out to them.

They're fans. They're actually fans of the pod. Get out of here, yo. Shout out to y'all. You got to delete all this now. Yo, no, we are not, bro. What did we say that was disrespectful nothing was disrespectful what we say has possibly been disrespectful the the fact that you could look at another human being yeah and and induce that type of reaction that you turn into a deaf

retard it Oh, son. Ow, ow, ow. Turn to heavy Keller, bro. Heavy Keller! That's what it is. Yo, son. That is crazy. Lucky we didn't go heavy once, quite frankly. Mark it.

Oh, that's what we're marking? I don't know what you're talking about. This guy's crazy. Out of respect, dude. Yo, this guy's so crazy. Savage, bro. Oh, that's what we're marking? I don't know what I can say. This guy's crazy, bro. Out of respect, dude. Yo, this guy's so crazy. He's a savage, bro. Oh, my God. All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second because this spring is going to hit a little different.

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Yeah, let's do it. We gotta switch it up. We gotta switch it up. You know what Lola Bunny is missing? They lopped off her hood. They did. They lightened the load. They lightened the load, bro.

Yeah. What position is she playing? Nah, what position is she playing, bro? I don't like what... For fuck's sake. For fuck's sake, Beth. Nah, but for real. She no longer looks like you could rinse her out.

Yo, do you think MJ was catching mean Bobo from that bunny back in the day, dude? Why do you think they call it space jam, dude? Yo, why? Yeah, he's space jamming that dick. He's jamming into that space? Yo, that'd be soft. What? What'd you say?

It'd be soft, probably. Who is? A bunny. The bunny would be probably soft. Soft and wet. Oh, my God. Yo, we got to take a break. Dude, no.

We're not going to take a break. You got to hit your bottom. Bunnies do have a lot of babies, though. I agree with you. I agree. I agree with you, bro. Because bunnies have a lot of babies babies so bunnies must have the fire bro say what bunnies have the fire yo they why do they have the fire because they have so many kids

they're having sex you heard the saying they have oh you're like bunnies yeah yeah that's a good point so what does that mean bunnies bro also think about that yeah maybe that's why she's not as cute maybe she had a couple kids she got the mom hips now oh shit well bugs been yo why the fuck when they were losing to the Monstars, he did not just like chop off Lola Bunny's leg and wish? For the win, right? The foot, you mean? The foot?

Yeah, whatever. Isn't that good luck? Yeah. This bitch bouncing around. Oh, let's play defense hard. Bitch, give me your foot. And let's make a wish on your foot. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? You don't need your foot. Selfish. Selfish ass. Why you got to cut it off? why can't you just rub the bitch you know i mean i don't count if it's if it's not attached she got good feet you could rub that who plays lola bunny in the new one who's in dia how old is she she's she's like 26 fair enough what does she have is she nothing opposite opposite yeah featherweight you look like she's beautiful under 17 but no she's stunning she's stunning oh she's beautiful but she got the surfboard does she have the surfboard she got the drunken loves

oh man what yo al there's nothing wrong with that let's take a break there's no break yeah there's no break it's not about that yeah it's not about that sorry sorry you hear this right this episode is dedicated to to one thing and one thing only two things really that's true. Yeah. Okay? Miles. Miles, I see you over there. Miles. You know what Miles calls his

dick? What? What do you call your dick, Miles? I don't know. What do I call my dick? How would I know, dude? That's weird. That's kind of weird. You just might assume. I was just going to know what you call your dick, bro weird. That's kind of weird. You just might assume. I was just going to know what you called a dick, bro.

This guy's crazy, man. Miles, mark that. All right. Let's talk about some real shit. Space Jam 2 trailer. Do we care to watch it? We're adults. Do we care to watch it?

Yeah, we're mature, dude. I watched it already. You watched it already? Was it good? No, it's a little weird. Was it weird? How long did it take Yeah, we're mature, dude. I watched it already. You watched it already? Was it good? No, it's a little weird. Was it weird? How long did it take you to nut? It wasn't.

Listen. Ow. Ow. Ow. It's a kid's movie. Yeah. It's a kid's movie. He's not saying peewee hermitage.

He's saying at home. Yeah, he's at home, bro. Yeah. With his dog right next to him, like a fleshlight. Happy, happy, happy happy happy happy oh my god no but for real how it took not as long as it did in the first movie okay so as lola was it was it worth watching what's the premise like it's weird it's like kind of dramatic a little bit the beginning like his son is like you want me to be a basketball

player like you and then he like runs off and then gets captured and then lebron has to go save him and don cheetle is the bad guy but it's not a cartoon it's like real don cheetle with computer animation it's like an odd thing and then lebron is animated for a little bit yeah i don't like i didn't like that yeah and then the monsters are like computer and they're not it's not like cartoon monsters it's like robot they get 2d 3d and then like in the real world i just don't like why not cast lebron's actual son to play also weird because the guy kind of looked like lebron's youngest son looked like bryce a little bit, but he calls him Dom, which is also weird. Will Smith played with

Jaden. Yeah, but that movie flopped. People say those movies are trash. Not Pursuit of Happiness. Not Pursuit of Happiness. Karate Kid. Pursuit of Happiness Crush, though. Pursuit of Happiness Crush. He was like a baby. He didn't say nothing.

How old is Bryce? Bryce ain't no grown-ass kid. He's 18, isn't he? I don't know. We all guess. I'm thinking about Bronny. I'm thinking about Bregoli. How old is Daniel Bregoli? Bet you know that. 18. Only fans, dog. I'm a

fan. I'm a fan, bro bro are y'all fans no you're not uh sure i'm a fan what kind of co-host would i be if i left him alone on this island thank you dude okay uh okay so so the plot is kind of stupid it's weird that he has someone looks like his son but it's not his son i love space jam maybe it's just because i was someone looks like his son but it's not his son i love space jam maybe it's just because i was a big bugs bunny fan as a kid i identified with the big teeth and the smart ass attitude but i this one was just weird to me it's like now you're doing too much kugler is involved ryan kugler he's a beast but i don't know if he's good for a kid's movie he's great for like growing up shit and like rebooting rebooting creed and making it dramatic this was

like this is a kid's movie man yes yes yes is it one of those kids movies that sometimes has like heart and like as an adult you get something else out of it like onward when you cry to onward i did cry it onward yeah use that shit right here and then started whacking right afterwards what tear jerker tear jerk dog right to the tear jerk right to the tear jerk. Right to the tear jerk, bro. You like that? Bow, bow, bow. Power wheels. Power wheels, bro. I'm not playing games out here, dog. Tear jerker.

That is good. So. I don't think it's going to be that. I certainly didn't jerk off to the trailer, so I don't know. Or cry. I'm not seeing this stupid movie, right? Are y'all seeing this movie? I don't think so.

You're going to go see it? Yeah. Was the music, does the music look like it's going to be good? That's the other thing. Because Space Jam has some damn cool thing that song was not great oh what what what in the original and the new one oh i think you're talking about the og yeah yeah yeah i believe i could fly yeah i believe i could fly he's talking about taking the sky. Think about it every night and day. Take it to the sky. Spread my wings and fly away. I believe I can soar.

Soar. I see me running through that open door. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly. I believe I can fly I can fly I believe I can fly I believe I can fly Whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't sing R. Kelly

no more, do you? It's not R. Kelly that's sung it. It's Jordan. Nah, I gotta keep the same energy, though. Why? Because I don't fuck with D'Lea.

I can't fuck with R. Kelly. Oh, shit. Al's really been on this D'Lea is the white R. Kelly shit. He is. Even going hard. He must not listen to the first 30 minutes of this podcast. D'Elia ain't had no 12 play.

All right. So we're saying that it's not going to be that good. We probably won't support it, but it's nice to see something kind of pop back up. So there's some nostalgia to it. I guess so. I mean, we'll see how it is. I'm not writing it off as bad for sure, but it looks weird we're gonna see how much pull lebron has with the youth that's yeah i'm curious to see how much pull lebron has with the youth my understanding

was this steph kind of yanked some of that uh influence oh i have a sports opinion off of that actually so it's like i think when leron, I think maybe before the Steph really came out and just started just destroying shit, LeBron was the guy and he was the most influential person in the league without a doubt. Like even Kobe, I don't think had the youth towards the end of his career. LeBron kind of encapsulated that youth mentality about what basketball was and what they want to be. And then as Steph came along, his game was so much more transferable to a young kid yeah I can't dunk I can't power to the rim I can't play like this I can be the small guy and shoot threes yeah and shoot over guys that are way bigger than me yeah because that's how

I feel when I'm out there I bet you now I don't know if Steph Curry is as like big a figure like like Jordan was still this big figure right yeah I don't think Steph steph curry is as like big a figure like like jordan was still this big figure right yeah i don't think steph has that steph is almost like too tiny and relatable but his game i think captured the attention of the youth so i'm curious to see how many kids will go see this movie because they love lebron i will give some pushback yes but also here's what might if it doesn't sell well it might also be because bugs doesn't have the same pull with the great point that's a good point when space space jam came out there was no spongebob there was no other shit it was bugs bunny and the ninja turtles and

that's about it they did an adam sandler movie i forget the name of it where they did they used all these um old video game characters oh yeah yeah do you remember yeah i forget what it was called but it was some netflix movie i think was it pixel or pixel or something like that pixel something like that right and uh thanks mark and uh so uh so pixel um and the big knock on that was that like if you make a movie for kids you have to use the video games that the kids relate to yeah give them a minecraft characters minecraft fort to use the video games that the kids relate to. Yeah, give them a Minecraft character or something. Minecraft, Fortnite, these types of games. They don't give a fuck about Ms. Pac-Man.

That's our generation. That's the generation before us. So I wonder if a similar thing will happen, like you say, with Bugs Bunny, but also with LeBron. Does he not have the influence of the kids? Bugs Bunny definitely doesn't have the influence of the kids. Wow, this might be a flippity-flop. Also, LeBron is divisive. I don't know if Jordan was as divisive

as LeBron was. No, ubiquitous. Rightly or wrongly so. There is a certain section of the population whose parents hate LeBron James and they tell their kids. LeBron had some innocuous tweet about... Go ahead. I was just to that point. There's a section of the country that does not like LeBron James because he's choosing

to stand for a specific thing that maybe a large fraction of the country does not believe in right yes but i don't know if he's beloved like it is it's hard i don't know how to like phrase this accurately but like lebron is respected though he's probably the most checked goat yeah of his generation like people love to bring ah yeah you didn't have it here like nobody was coming at jordan like that yeah right like people love to kind of take away his greatness they don't say you had 63 in a playoff game and lost you lost nobody says that 63 in a playoff game end of sentence that's right not you didn't win yeah you're talking about jordan jordan yeah exactly yeah they just bring up like the accolades they just bring up the great things so he's checked often

in his greatness right but i wonder if he's as uh beloved by the people that agree with him like okay do you know i'm saying like usually when you're you're an activist the people that agree with him like okay do you know i'm saying like usually when you're you're an activist the people that agree with you they exalt you yeah i don't see lebron as people i don't see people going to lebron thank you so much for speaking out you're so brave you're so like there are other activists that people go to you know what i'm saying like ali ali was exalted yeah by the people that agree with him. He was bigger than sports. Right. LeBron still exists as this person in sports who talks about civil rights.

Yeah, I think. At least it appears to me. Maybe because now that we have so many different outlets of opinions and so many different ways of accessing the celebrities, you can hate or like them for other reasons beyond activism. Ali, great boxer, activist. That's pretty much all you knew at the time. Michael Jordan, great basketball player. That's pretty much all you know at the time. LeBron, you can love him for an activist, love him for a basketball player, but then he's also on social media all the time. He's on Twitter. He's got this brand. He's openly trying to be a billionaire. He's got the shop. He makes himself

incredibly accessible, which helps in a lot of ways ways but there's a lot of other reasons i could dislike him or not love him as much beyond basketball player and activist because of the accessibility that the internet provides there are many uh more ways to access his opinions on the world yeah uh kawaii leonard i don't even know if he's on instagram or twitter no we don't know his politics we assume because he's black that he's liberal right but we don't know the guy could be a mega conservative he's got he's with new balance that's a good point he really could be right but because he doesn't grant us access to his life and because he's seemingly not that interesting of a person at least in public perception or what he gives us, we're not curious about it. LeBron has chosen to be a mouthpiece, right? For social justice, civil rights.

And because of that, he's alienated certain people. Yes. But I don't know if he's been so profound in his civil rights activism that he is completely loved by the other side. I don't know if he's doing anything. I don't know, Al. I mean, you speak on it as a black dude.

Like, as a black dude, are you looking at LeBron going like, that is our leader and that's the person that we go to? Not really because he's iffy with it. Go on. Like, he's convenient with his activism. Activism. Like, okay, I'll wear a shirt to a game and, you know, I'll make a tweet or something like that, but I don't

really see him out there on, like, marching. I mean, the guy built a school. Yeah, but we're talking about activism. Is that not? No, that's like social studies. It's like, right? Like algebra and that kind of stuff. He's not teaching activism. What's

activism, then? No, activism right now is tweets. Okay. Yeah okay yeah being a fat white girl with purple hair okay there you go yeah there you go i like that that's okay that's a good move are you a girl and fat and white and your hair is purple you're an activist only time you'll ever be called active so there you go that's good so yeah i i i agree with you al it is just interesting because usually when you draw that line in the sand there is uh obviously he's doing it because these issues resonate with him right but there are people that are doing it for i'm not saying he's doing it for this reason but there are people in companies that do it for like economic return right they're going okay if we draw this line

in the sand we know that all these people to the left of that line are gonna fuck with us heavy right right uh goya for example remember the beans thing that line got drawn in the sand and then those conservatives went out there bought all them fucking beans yeah right i just don't see people loving and appreciating lebron for his activism in the same way that past um you know athletic goats have been loved and appreciated for their activism yeah ali's also tough because ali actually sacrificed his career yes like that's massive about that life yeah about that life i don't give a fuck about endorsement deals or whatever i'm talking wild i'll give it all up i'm not ali would have said ali that life. I don't give a fuck about endorsement deals or whatever. I'm talking wild.

I'll give it all up. I'm not boxing. Ali would have said, Ali would have said, I don't need China's money. Yep. LeBron said, I like China's money. I really like China's money. But don't get me wrong. Me, for example, I do see what LeBron is doing.

And I appreciate that he even does something. Because it's more than not doing anything. The China thing was a big hypoc hypocritical stain i guess somebody of his you know stature stature and influence i think he could do more what would you like to see him do that's it's that's hard to say but like you know how we hear those stories all of us every once in a while, like Jay-Z's bailing out activists that got arrested or something like that. Like, you know, he's giving money to this charity and like you hear these little rumblings of it's like, OK, he's pulling strings behind the scenes. I just don't hear that much of LeBron doing it. I don't know. He's already so politically scrutinized, though. Like if he's like secretly bailing out activists, they're going to dig up research

on the activists. They're like, this person burned down a cop car. And, like, he's going to get. He doesn't need to let people know it, though. Yeah, we'll get out. You can silence him. Well, then maybe he'll do it. I don't know.

If we don't know, then maybe. That's true. He could be doing all these things and we just don't know. And maybe when Jay-Z does these things, he has someone leak a PR report that says that, oh, he bailed out all these people. And then Jay-Z gets to go, I didn't want that to be out. But it's like, motherfucker, yes, you did. So yeah, it's hard.

But he's also, like his I Promise School is something that I didn't see a lot of other athletes ever do. That's incredible. It's incredible. You can't expect every single issue in the world that they have to make a public claim on it. I'm sure he does his part. I think it's pretty impressive. I'm sure he does his part. I think it's pretty impressive.

I'm impressed with what he does. What I'm just saying is with all that he's done, I don't think people see him as a leader. I think they see him as a mouthpiece that is, for lack of a better word, regurgitating common talking points. Whereas Ali would say some shit where you'd go oh my god like i didn't even think about race in america like that like ali was saying shit like malcolm x would say yeah and i think a lot of people were like enlightened by it they're like

holy what that's fucking brilliant that is profound bring up a point i brought earlier but there's so many more voices if there was a thousand malcolm x's on twitter and then all he was saying that shit you'd be like all right you're not saying nothing it was malcolm and then it was nobody else it was malcolm and martin and then there's muhammad ali and then people have an expectation oh you've got that many followers you should be talking that much more i mean there's celebrities now that literally turn over their instagram accounts to different initiatives and say so-and-so is taking over today. Like, I think the Kardashians are...

That's brilliant, because then I don't actually have to give a fuck. Hailey Baldwin, so... Oh, that's amazing. And they're just separating that. Can I say something on the Space Jam 1, 2, just another unfair comparison? Just technically, like, you have 1996 is when the first one came out.

Kids were always saying, yes, they're going to a movie theater. That movie blew up, made a quarter billion dollars. This one is going to come out and then four weeks later, and first of all, it's going to come out in July, still in COVID. Four weeks later, it's going to be released on HBO Max. So Warner Brothers and HBO, same group. So for HBO and Warner Brothers, HBO Max gets new subscribers. They're happy about that. And then Warner Brothers, HBO Max gets new subscribers. They're happy about that.

And then Warner Brothers, who owns Looney Tunes, gets this whole new merch push on Looney Tunes, which you guys said these little kids don't know. So it's unfair. You might see a box office that doesn't even come close to what the first one did. But they might still be very happy with it. Apples and oranges. But they might make more money. But the money will be there.

I mean, it's like every streamer is just trying to get exclusives right it's like you can only see this movie boom for this amount of time and it used to be that like a theatrical window was like weeks eight weeks 10 weeks 12 weeks to go four weeks after a theatrical release means like you know not many people aren't going to the theater so they'll sacrifice some box office which they have to give half of that to the owners of the theaters to like some box office, which they have to give half of that to the owners of the theaters to like push people to their streamer, which right now it's like the streamer wars, right?

Right, right, right. And do you think the- That was enlightening. Yeah. What? That was enlightening yeah what that was enlightening i did i didn't wait to the end of the question i had to cut it off in the middle i had to get right in the middle bro you should let an activist page take over your instagram i would let's think of one uh yeah what alex jones i was gonna say like like breast cancer awareness or something. I hit up. I hit up. Oh, be your chest. Be your chest.

Oh, my God. Godzilla versusong over here that's what it was like on that boat um another topic another topic come on guys we have to do a real show we have to be professional i thought of sports wise what'd you think of steph curry yeah yeah well you're talking about Another topic. Come on, guys. We have to do a real show. We have to be professional here. You know what I thought of sports-wise? What did you think of?

Steph Curry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you were talking about Steph. Yeah, yeah. He had the most, he's done more good for the game of basketball on the court than any athlete in our lifetime. Why is that? I'm watching a little bit of this game, which is on Gonzaga and UCLA.

Everybody can shoot. Do you remember how bad college shooters were before? 100%. Now every player in college can just fucking stroke it from the three change again also i think the reason why kids like steph curry is because the way kids practice like if you're in a driveway you're not doing like layup drills yep you're not shooting yep you're just taking threes that's the whole thing ball handling shoot and that's it and now everybody can shoot threes and i think

as lebron i mean michael jordan's a better player by far but what he did was like artistry you can't recreate that unless you are a supreme athlete there are certain physical limitations that you have yes right that lebron doesn't possess or well lebron possesses that you don't yeah lebron doesn't possess the limitations right he possesses yes you know this athletic ability that you do not have and jordan has it that you do not have but steph's game seems like you can do it the two things even look fast he is really fucking fast you see him live but he doesn't look it and he doesn't look big but he's big in real life when you see him on the court yeah i saw him next to chris paul we went to a game and he dwarfs chris yeah yeah paul looks like he's tiny can't keep up yeah but the two most fundamental things in the game are

ball handling and heavies and that's what steph curry is throwing up there bro he's lobbing up heavy bombs that's what he does and that's so if you're a ball player who loves steph no matter how big you are if you can shoot and handle that's all you're good so true the best athlete playing like steph is a better basketball player yeah you're 100 right he did he definitely morphed the game and you can see it for all positions it's really interesting usually players what was that usually players will change the game for their position yes and steph did a very weird thing where like he changed the game for every position yes yeah um while we're talking about basketball should we talk about paul pierce living his best life he's living dog paul pierce just pulled a jamal murray damn we got a guy um

yeah so paul pierce living his best fucking life. Do you all want to talk about it? Do you give a fuck? It is wild that that was his son's birthday. I mean, his son's young. He's going to go to sleep and shit. What do you do for your son's birthday? You just hang around the whole time? Yeah. Even when he's sleeping? Exactly. How do you know his son is sleeping?

How old is his son? I know you're not used to parents caring about your birthday. That was not fair. That was not a fair shot. I'm watching Onward right now. Oh, my God, Al. That's a fair. Oh, my God.

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Yo, tragic news, man. DMX, as we're recording this right now, is still in, I guess, intensive care. Apparently, he's in a vegetative state. Oh, no. Yeah, man. Oh, no. Yeah, it's not looking good.

This sucks, dude. So it might be over for X. Might be. Holy shit. Now, when I i heard this i didn't know exactly what it meant because like i grew up without dmx i knew his songs and it was like 20 dmx when he was famous before he was born i think yeah i saw videos of him performing on stage with like thousands of people oh what's that yeah yeah i was like oh this is sick no he was a fucking dog he was one of the goats what is the connection like who is he today is there anyone that is nothing like nirvana he might be black nirvana he might be black nirvana the way

that like nirvana tapped into like that like that angst and i thought it was white angst but it was kind of angst everybody like there's certain nirvana songs you play i don't care what communities listen to it they're gonna fucking rock out to it because they tapped into like this like anger this and x fucking did that man like there they tapped into like this like anger this and x fucking did that man like there were certain x songs that like you're you're the whitest white boy rocker goth dude if you start x gonna give it to you it just got i'm a brown hindu kid from the suburbs when he prayed to his god who i assume is jesus i felt that shit yeah that moved me i was like this is the fucking guy yeah man there was not there's not a lot of artists like him especially not in rap

what was the album it's dark it's dark and hell's hot i listened to that to this day to this day rough riders anthem i grew up on x yeah like a lot like it was very intellectual yeah he used to hang at the park in in la near us like like his hobby was radio controlled cars like this just big kid just doing that and anyone that came by like we're in high school just he just hang out with us and just uh i think what x had in similar to how uh jelly just like super authentic yeah yeah yeah believe everything 100 and x didn't hold anything back like yeah he put it all in his lyrics and i think that's one of those things that like you fall in love with a person like that yeah he was so attached to the material

you believed the material coming from him i mean that why are you laughing i mean no he just had wild lyrics and that's why i know people love him because they would play him at the gym I go to. And it's just crazy. And there's mad gay dudes in the gym. And they still go into it. And they're like, yo, this is fire. And he's just going off like, I don't mess with homo thugs or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone's like, yeah. I give no love to homo thugs. I give no love to homo thugs. Yeah. He doesn't give them love. Gay dudes in the gym are like, let's go. I love this song. Yeah.

They don't like homo thugs either, bro. Gays like some fancy ass gays. No ratchet ass hom thug i feel safe he's a chick-fil-a rap he oh my god oh my god hold on that's true what are you saying he's a chick-fil-a rap why is that everybody likes him no matter what some people accuse him of being homophobic but they still listen to his music they don't care we don't care. We don't care. Also very religious. Exactly. Also big in the South. Yeah. Chick-fil-A rep.

I think you just called a black person fried chicken, but we'll look past it, bro. It's okay. I think that the metaphor was so good, we're going to look right past it. I was waiting for that metaphor. I'm like, wait, what? He called a black person a piece of fried chicken. That's how not raised I am. I didn't even know that was a connection.

It was under your skin. What? It was under your skin, bro. It was underneath your skin, bro. It was underneath your skin. Do you think if we lopped off those heavies from today and skinned them, we could have some otoro? Nobody got it. nobody got it nobody got it oh that's that's the good that's a good tuna bro that's like the the good fatty tuna oh i didn't know did you know

no i didn't we poured out too many heavies jokes man god damn it i always do this you did an otoro joke bro i did an otoro joke you know you're digging deep when you had otoro fuck god that's how you know man you're blowing up let me just keep going further into it it's not even gonna be any more otoro left because fucking sea spirit sea man they're fishing the oceans too much. You fishing right now. Cast a wider net, bro. God damn it. There's a culling of the dolphins

in this Japanese city. I got faith. I'll let you keep going. Did you just look at miles to mark the time? What the hell? I didn't. Okay. Save me somewhere with an edit okay uh but leave enough of the bomb in because it's kind of funny um what were we talking about dmx oh yeah so in all seriousness with dmx

this shit is super tragic um if you're a fan you kind of knew like i didn't want to be phony and be like oh i couldn't believe this happened even if you're a fan you kind of you knew it was coming but it still fucking sucks i don't understand those people who like turning it around though say what i thought he turned it around because like in the last verses like he looked he was clean he was good i didn't think he was yeah man and that i hate to say that and i remember we talked about that it was like sad to watch like snoop he's next to snoop and snoop for all the weed he smoked that motherfucker was sharp i remember at the end when they were just freestyling and snoop could still just go and x was like struggling and i've seen videos of x freestyling he could go back in the day and it was just like oh it's just not quite there anymore and it just didn't look he put on

a lot of weight and it was just like fuck dude fuck i mean if he can pull out and turn around amazing that's the greatest but. But he just kind of... And he's the guy that like... It is a tricky thing, though, where like, you know, a lot of people are bringing this up. Like, you know, yeah, but we saw this come in. His lifestyle was bad, whatever. It doesn't make it any less sad.

It's just a weird point to make. I did bring it up because I felt like I'd be hypocritical being like, oh, man, I can't believe it when I would keep it a buck with anybody else who died. But nobody's saying they can't believe it. They're just going, it's sad. No one says that when someone's grandma dies. Yeah, like, I can't believe they died. It's like, oh, shocker, your grandma was 90.

It just seems like a way to dismiss your feelings about that person dying. And it's like you are sad that someone died because you liked what they did or you like who they are right it has nothing to do with whether they were ready to die or weren't ready to die right so it's like i don't know it's just a weird take i've seen some of those not saying you made that take because i don't think you made that take but like i've seen some people make it on on uh on twitter and such and it's just like thanks good hey good job. The crackhead died. You're not surprised? Bravo. We love the crackhead's music.

We love the crackhead's interviews. You know what's crazy? It wasn't even about the crack necessarily to me that he was a crackhead. What I'm saying, like, he felt like a guy who was like, hey, I just take on the pain of the world, and that's just what it is. And like a weird, like, I don't know how to word it well, but that's kind that's kind of just what he felt like look god i'll just take all the shit that you just put that on me oh and i they even i think i saw like a behind the music one of his friends said that about him like that's just a guy that just takes on pain and like you just kind of knew it was gonna meet an end that wasn't the best but like that's why it's it still sucks it's just fuck

dude yeah he was different man i don't know in terms of rappers i grew up listening to there was nobody like him and i haven't seen anybody since i'm not as into rap as i used to be but i just don't see that this is a different guy yeah one prayers up man prayers up for x you know um yeah there was i guess some medical misinformation that was put out yeah his lawyer said he was misinformed yeah people said he's off of intensive care he's out of intensive care i heard it was getting better yeah it was getting better and now it looks like that was bullshit which is such a shame because you know all these people get their hopes up you know it's crazy too he put out is dark and hell's hot and then what was the second one flesh of my flesh a bud of my bud yeah 11 months apart two albums full albums both slapped crazy and then he had the the x is coming

or whatever like and then there was x and then there was x yeah and depression all of them debuted number one like five albums in a row or some shit like that i mean it must be tough like he's had the drug problems then he got sentenced to jail he came out a year like beginning of 2019 so he has that year and then covet happens and then obviously we know that that's been terrible for anyone from drug addicts that's true depression yeah he admitted that he's bipolar admitted that he's a crackhead it's like so just add that weight to it like how much tougher it must have been that's a good point like yeah we haven't seen just yet the psychological effects of covid like they've been happening but we haven't been paying any attention to them. But as we start to get back out, you're going to see human beings interacting way more and the effects of the psychological, I guess, mistreatment that people have experienced

over the past year is going to show. You know what I mean? Like that psychosis that you slowly unraveled into is going to expose itself when you now have to reenter society yeah you now have to go to work you now have to be around people yeah it's going to be tricky man what a shame what a shame all right um let's take let's take a little break uh pay some bills and uh then we'll come all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second and pay some bills because uh some of y'all need to step up your stick game all right no this isn't an advertising for blue chew it's for cigars you guys need to step up your cigar game in a big way and there's one way that you're going to do it and that's with my cigar pack okay my cigar pack is where we get our sticks at all right my cigar

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Company. So, guys, go to akashsingh.com, grab tickets, come through. Alright, we're back. Mark, you found a story Yes. where Europeans were being racist yet again. Yeah. Shocking.

I mean, this just proves my premise, right? They're way more racist. For sure. Way more racist. We learned racism from Europeans. Yes. That's a great point. Yes.

We didn't learn it from Native Americans, Al. We didn't learn it from Mexicans. Did we, Al? No, we did not. We must have learned it from Europeans. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, you fucking motherfucker. No.

Think about it nah miles come here across listen it is a hundred percent true we did not learn racism from native americans we did not learn it from mexicans who did we learn it from white people white people we learned it from europeans so europeans started racism they must be the most racist of the whites obviously asians are the most racist of all and then black people you guys are pretty racist too white people we might be a little bit more racist than you guys okay or less who knows no not more we can go with more i mean i don't know it really depends it doesn't depend historically more racist historically at the moment but we don't know i mean we only know this little bit of history there

could have been a time in in africa where there were tons of white people and then you guys killed them all and we're talking about earth too. That's a good point. Yeah. You could have killed all the white people in Africa and that's why it's so black. We might have been there. It was so racist. You killed all the black people. I mean the white people. Yeah. That's fucked up. We need to talk to Mansa Musa. Oh, that's a good point.

We need to talk to Mansa Musa. Mansa Musa might have killed all the whites in Africa. Yeah. That's why you got all that gold from those white kings. Yeah. So when we colonized, we were just trying to get our shit back. That's disrespectful. Yo, colonizing Africa could have just been getting our shit back, Al.

Wow. Yeah. It's a repo. Yeah. I mean, we don't know. We don't know for a fact, but that would be more racist if you just wiped out all the whites and then we had to flee. Nobody wants to live in Norway when you could be living in lush Africa.

Why would you go from Africa to Norway? Norway sucks, but you're getting away from Mansa Musa who's killing all the whites, and then we had to flee? Nobody wants to live in Norway when you can be living in lush Africa. Why would you go from Africa to Norway? Norway sucks, but you're getting away from Mansa Musa, who's killing all the whites. Maybe you wiped out all the blacks from Europe. Maybe we wiped out all the fucking blacks from Norway. Which would make them more racist. Oh, my God. Yeah, Europeans are more racist. Yeah, you walk yourself into that hour?

Europeans are more racist. Good point. No, what you mean? They did it first. It sounded like I was agreeing with me, so I'm going to say things in this case. You said white people in Europe killed all the black people there, so they got to be the most racist. That would be a racist thing to do.

They exterminated an entire race. Fucked up. That's fucked up. It was like American whites that went to Europe, and then they populated Europe, and they forgot about their homeland, and then got racist. You're saying Native Americans have been racist? Natives. It was the natives. Yo, Native Americans could have been the most racist bro who knows they refuse to even live with non-native

people they walked across an ice bridge yeah that's how much they hated being around asians and whites yeah they left russia they're, fuck these Asians. Fuck these whites. We're going to walk across an ice bridge. That hurt our feelings. That hurt our feelings. And the risk that they took, it could be summer. That ice melts. They're dead.

Yeah. That's a huge risk. That's a huge gamble. Okay. That's racism. Yeah. They were risking their lives to not be around whites and Asians. Native Americans are pretty fucking racist, bro.

Pretty fucking racist. Not saying they deserve what happened. I'm on board. On board with what? With what happened? are huh with how racist they possibly are that's how we say possibly are we don't know we're just playing hypotheticals right here we don't know all i'm saying is we assume whites are the most racist right we're just the best at it it doesn't mean that we're the most racist you're the current best at it we're the current goats we're the most racist. We're the current best at it. We're the current GOATs. We're the current GOATs. We're the LeBron of it.

Exactly. But then you look at China. They are really racist, bro. Oh, yeah. Because they are racist against their own race, even. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming for your spot. Oh, shit.

Oh, fucking shit. That's enough, dog. Wow. I've had enough. You could take our jobs. Okay? You could take our jobs. Okay? You could take our technology. You could take our intellectual property.

But you cannot take our racism out. Yeah. They're trying to Toyota racism out. They really are. Build a better model. Get out of here. How the fuck dare they? Yeah.

Holy shit. I'm honestly at a loss for words you lost are you i have lost my words they're the most racist people on the planet wow yeah okay can we get to this minor little racism that happened mark can you tell us the story that involves some N-words? Yeah, okay. Saying the N-word. Saying the N-word multiple times. Obviously not

involving N-words. I think it might have been one time, but basically, you got these two teams. You don't know how many times it was said. We have these two teams

playing in La Liga, which is the Spanish league. It could have been the straw that broke the camel's back. Which one's the camel? No offense. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

No offense. Clean up. No offense. Clean up. I'm clean. Go. So, in the Spanishanish league this is like the best league in spain this is like the one that barcelona so this is a big this is a big time game okay you have these two teams playing against each other that suck both teams suck valencia valencia is pretty good and basically they're thanks they fucking stink they're playing each other go back to your fucking tomato festival a bunch of losers fucking losers in valencia go on so you got this guy

juan cala tomato festival they just throw tomatoes at each other fucking stupid idiots dude that's a oh let's have a party you throw a tomato no that sounds so whack before covid before covid new york used to have these fucking tomato fest where you would just go meet up in Central Park. You would do anything to meet white women. It's unbelievable. Yo, the shit was lit, though. Unbelievable.

You can throw tomatoes as hard as you can and just beam somebody in the face and that shit was perfect. If Al heard there was one white woman in America when he was in Russia, he'd have crossed that street. That's what happened, bro. Whoa. That's what happened, bro. Whoa. That's what happened, bro. You're a Native American.

That's why I call it a street, bro. You're a Native American. Yeah. You're a Native American. I am. I'm taking my land back. All right. Say what?

I am taking my land back. You're a gay Native American. The trail of queers, bro. How? How? How? How? how how how is that how Native Americans

greet each other how how okay alright so basically they're playing in this game tell you a little

story tell you a little M word story Mark go tell you a little story, Mark. Tell your little M-word story, Mark. Tell your little story, Mark. Come on, go. Even Al don't care. Tell your M-word story, bro. Because he's about to have his whole point shed on right now. Oh, okay.

What's his point? What's his point? He says that Americans are more raised than Europeans. Mark, what is his point? What is his point? He's not making fun of you. He's making fun of you. No, he's not.

Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. He's not making fun of you. He's trying to flag. No, he is. All right, Mark, go. Go on. Go on.

Go on. All right, so it was the act. Tell us the information, Mark. It was the act of racism. It was the act of racism. It was an act of racism. Yeah, and I was disturbed by this. Okay, so the multi-millionaires were kicking around the ball, right? Uh-huh, and I wouldn't make jokes about this

because this is really serious and racist. Unlike me, I care a lot about this issue. Unlike you? Yeah. I'm not racist. I care about racist issues that happen in the world. Good point. Basically, one guy fouls the other guy,

and if you play a video, you can see it. You don't need to even do subtitles. Play a great one or two. Basically, one guy fouls the other guy and if you play a video you can see it. You don't need to even do subtitles. Play a great one or two. Wait, what? No. Okay. Dude, look at the ref.

Where's the ref? Oh, in the pink? So basically, there's this fight that breaks out. Cadez. So he gets a yellow card. They do this whole thing, they start fighting. You can even fast forward a little bit.

But they start going off on each other. Saltarra. Okay. Then what? So basically, this guy gets a foul on the box. Here, you can watch it right here. Okay. They start fighting.

I'll fast forward a little more. Who said what? So you can see it right here in the box. So this guy, yellow guy and the white guy. Yeah. So the guy in the yellow falls, he turns around. Yeah. So the guy in the yellow falls, he turns around.

I don't know what the hell is going on, Mark. Mark, I'm not seeing any N-words being said. So then basically they start fighting. Ah, okay. So he claims. Yeah, so he claims he said, oh, are you are you gonna cry you pussy in an n-word now did he say the n-word which is an english word or did he use there's another word that spanish people use the spanish version right which is spelled uh n-e-g-r-a-t-a yeah something like that yeah and there was a coach that said it as well. I think it was the coach.

This is back in the day. It was like the Spanish team coach, whatever like that. Anyway, go on. So basically he says it. The guy starts going wild, and they start fighting each other, and they're pissed. And then his whole team walks off the field with him. Wow.

Were they winning or losing? It was a tie game. Tie game, 30 missed in the first half. Wow. Plenty of game left. A lot of match left. Wow. Okay, I like that. tie game 30 missed so like in the first half plenty of game left a lot of match left wow okay i like that is this an appropriate response you just walk out of the field quit the game if someone says it yep you try to reconcile you try to come back on the field how do you play

i mean if if a guy is gonna say that and like you have a recorder and it's proof the i mean immediately gets kicked out the game not even question. Unless he's black and then say as much as you want. But yeah, you immediately kick him out of the game. I think you, but yeah, you just kick that person out of the game. I guess that could be like the same, like a red card or something. I don't know what it would be used. I think in basketball, they probably just give you an immediate ejection. Yeah.

Yeah. And then you'd be suspended for quite some time yeah 100 so uh but his team the black guy who got called the n-word his team decided that they were just gonna walk off they were gonna they were gonna boycott uh which is dope because it's solidarity yeah i like it that's your teammates going yo listen we obviously don't see you like that fuck that, and we got your back. What I don't know what to do here is how do you set the precedent? If they end up losing this game, if they end up forfeiting this game,

what happens when you're in the championship? If you're in the championship and you're down three goals, someone's dropping the air bar. So you don't want to set a precedent where you can win a game by just saying the N-word. You don't want to reward the races. I think you got to call it a tie, right? That could be a reward for them, too. You're down three goals.

You N-word it up, and now you're the tie game. Well, I'm just saying you base it on, in this case, it's 1-1, so the game ends like that. If you're down three goals and it ends, you're down three goals. Right, right. It's usually a problem with the fans in european soccer and it's such a huge problem i've seen them walk off because they're racist people because they need to do something yeah but they need to do something that hard and fast to set the precedent like you need to police your own like it's usually the ultras and the you know the folks in the end

zone that like yeah are the diehards you gotta get they want to do it now quick walk off the field ruin it for everybody so it's rare to see from actually on the field too. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. Yo, does that ever happen in F1? Formula 1? Yeah. Are they saying the N-word?

Like, are the crowd saying racist stuff towards the guy winning? I mean, the guy's going 150 miles per hour. I think you can hear an N-word at 150 miles per hour. He gets historically a lot of hate. You see him coming around, all right, everybody in your markets, set, go. And then hopefully he hears it on the way. He's wearing a helmet.

He's got the things plugged in. There's no way they can hear it. And the car engine doesn't happen, though. What do they sound like? They sound like it. You're referring to Lewis Hamilton, and he's spoken that it's not just the fans. He thinks that the organization,

since he started winning from karting and on up and was always like the one black guy that you would see, he's always felt that they've created a new rule, like a new Lewis Hamilton rule because of him, to find ways to kind of like keep him cornered. He's always felt that he's been – Keep him cornered. He's won seven in a row.

No, no, but coming up in Formula 1, it always seems like he is – he says that he feels like he's maybe made him drive targeted being targeted by what if you're the guy in the lead yeah you're being targeted people want to be you i'm not just talking about no i'm talking about coming up in the sport and formula one you're not looking at him you're looking at mercedes mercedes mercedes yeah i mean i'm so what are we supposed to believe with with lewis hamilton like we're supposed to believe that like he hasn't been giving the most best opportunity he's literally been the number one driver on the number one team for the last seven years he's won

seven championships it's like yeah i have a hard time accepting that like f1 has been holding him back if anything they've been propping him up furthermore there's an argument to be made that his teammate isn't really that good and he's there to lose to lewis uh botas what is his name valtteri botas right furthermore he's sick with covid one race last year this guy russell what is his name george russell george russell who was on this bum team williams is like the worst team that's always out there right he goes and takes his position for that one race, leads the whole fucking race, and then he goes in for a final pit stop. Oops, we gave you the wrong tires. Oops.

Come back in. The tires are still working. Come back in. We mixed up your tires. You think a German racing team is going to make a little oopsie-daisy, or do you think they were trying to protect Lewis Hamilton's reputation as the best driver ever when some random guy who literally is coming last every single race gets into the best car and is all of a sudden the number one?

I think they've been protecting Lewis Hamilton. I think they love the fact that he is, one, an amazing driver. Don't get me wrong. The guy's an amazing driver. But he's also in the best car. And it's the Constructorsors championship. It's not the drivers championship. It's who makes the best car and you can almost put any idiot in the car and they're going to end up winning, right? And I think they love the fact that they have the most unique driver on the

on the field or whatever you call it on the racetrack. Does this partner have heavies? Yeah. You really think if you finally get him finally finally he's passionate about one time he found this passion i'm talking about coming up in the sport which is like it's very clear he wasn't a rich it's like you're competing against like the former drivers themselves and their sons coming up in the sport versus like lewis's dad who's not in the sport who's buying his son a go-kart and yeah he didn't have the same upbringing as many of these other people there's a guy named it's like a rich kid sport right yeah it is a rich kid sport 100 of rich kids sport like

there's a guy named um stroll right lance stroll lance stroll whose father is laurence stroll laurence stroll right and he's a billionaire and he owns the fucking team and it's amazing for anyone go watch drive to survive on net Netflix. It's an unbelievable series. It was the most fun you'll have watching Netflix, I swear to God, in the last... When did our show come out? It started from season one. But yeah, there's three seasons. It's unbelievable.

It's so great. It's a reality show built around it. You don't even care who wins. They do an amazing job. But I don't buy this thing that Lewis Hamilton has been, like, in some way suppressed. I think it's an amazing story. The one black guy in F1 happens to be the most dominant driver in the history of the sport, and he's on the best team.

And I think they do things to protect that reputation. I think they go above and beyond to protect that reputation. They could have whatever driver they want. There's another driver, Max Verstappen, right, who some might say is better than Lewis. Some might say he's not, but he's in a worse car. If Max Verstappen was in the same car as Lewis, who ends up winning?

Maybe. Maybe. They're not making moves for Max Verstappen. Right. They're keeping this other guy, Valtteri Bottas, that they know is a worse driver, from analytics,

they know is a worse driver than Lewis because they're protecting him because that's the golden goose. We love motherfuckers who keep winning championships. Yeah. That motherfucker is the Jordan of the sport. And he's marketable.

He's a handsome as fuck guy. Swacked. Swacked out. You know what I mean? Might be gay. You know what I mean? Who knows? He was smoking out Rihanna, right?

Fuck the Rihanna. Yeah. Dove? He was smoking out Rihanna. No comment. Wait, what? No comment. No comment.

Wait, you got insider info? He's too pretty, bro insider he's too pretty bro he's too pretty motherfucker pretty bro nah i'm a fucker's prick nah man i was just now getting into this sport i mean maybe you don't like it now fuck rihanna for makeup that's a good point that fendi i wanted some fendi beauty you know that's a good ass point actually all i'm trying to to say is I think that they are protecting their golden goose. It's great for the sport. Maybe he faced racism coming up, though.

That's undeniable. That's what Dove is saying. Every person of color faces racism. That was the one thing Dove was saying. No, no, no. He kept saying it over and over again, actually. Over and over. You kept reiterating.

He said coming up multiple times. Coming up and then currently from fans, I'm sure he gets it. Can I just clarify clarify i'm sorry if i if you interpret it like that i didn't think you were talking about i know you later said carding but i thought you meant you said coming up in f1 i thought we were talking about his career in f1 oh sorry if i slip with f1 that could be my bad driving it just coming up and driving and carding he definitely did not come from wealth and he has a very really interesting backstory his backstory is amazing it's like you couldn't cook up it's a fucking pixar character yeah you couldn't cook up a better

backstory it's so great um and he's undeniably excellent but this sport is not even playing field like if you have the best car you win that's it like as you could win if you're in the best car yeah oh my god you really think so left turn goes like that right turn goes like that oh my god oh my god you're the one of the worst drivers i've ever met in regular car okay so if you were in a way faster more powerful car absolutely yeah absolutely while we're on the subject you're also a horrible driver mark yeah you're a bad driver too what are you talking about bro you didn't even point straight you You pointed at Alex. You pointed with your... Maybe I'm not a good driver. Maybe I am a bad driver. You pointed like this.

Mark, Mark. I'm not trying to... I'm a great driver. I don't want to defend Andrew. That was like the worst driver. The most anxious... Everybody, son. Oh, my gosh.

Yo, you drive like a fucking Asian, bro. My bad, my bad. I'm not supposed to say that. I don't trust anybody. Especially in these Miami roads. One Asian driver this year in 491. Let's go. Really?

Yeah. Actually, Albon was Asian. He's half. He's, I think, Thai. Like half Filipino or Thai. His mom was doing some scams or some shit. She was in jail? Yeah, she was in jail.

That was the worst driver of all time. So Dove is definitely a bad driver. I don't think Dove is a bad driver. I feel like a fish at a carnival, bro. Dove is like this. You're like this. You look like you're giving head when you're driving. Hey.

What? Wait, head applies to girls too? No. Y'all here sucking. Dang. Y'all here sucking. Dang. Good traction.

So can we compete? Because I'll beat all of you guys. In what? Driving? Yes. Oh, let's go. I'll fuck y'all up go-karts. No bullshit. What do you know about Apex? I think we have a little drop-karts What do you know about Apex?

I think we have a little drop in it I think we got a little drop in it There is a carting place here in Miami And I'ma bet money If I'm keeping a buck buck I'm betting money right now One bitcoin Whoa You can't handle one bit

I got a little hobby You can't handle one bit i can't do a bitcoin i can't do a whole bitcoin how much bitcoin you want point what pointers little point dexter over here point zero zero what oh oh shit oh shit oh shit that's disrespectful that motherfucker put multiple zeros after decimal dog hey yeah prove me wrong bro damn dog yeah put up your robin hood account okay i think that we go carding and i'm put money right now my girl beat all of you guys in carding put money right now embarrassing bet you've ever made in your life That's the most embarrassing bet I've ever seen a man make in his life

Honestly son That's okay That's embarrassing That's embarrassing That's embarrassing That's embarrassing That was almost like if you were in an argument With somebody and they gave the phone to

their girl. That was... You know who we talking about. You know who we talking about. That's the GJ thing. Hey, hey, hey. Double hoe shit. That's double hoe shit right there.

Al, when you threw this at me, I thought it was a battery. You threw that shit mad hard, bro. I thought it was one of them square batteries. Oh, my God. It was terrifying. So that's whack to say that my girl will bust your ass? That's so whack, dog. But she will.

She's good at it. She's good at it. I think she'll beat you guys. Why are we inviting girlfriends? I know. What you mean? This this is us we should go after we can hang out and race after but she's not a part of this challenge she used to race go-karts when she was younger so what this is what he's doing right he's trying to make he's

trying to get points back because there were some chicks at the house today with some heavy and he says some crazy stuff so now he's been trying to like points back because there were some chicks at the house today with some headbeats. And he said some crazy stuff. So now he's been trying to, like, balance it out, I think. Is that wild? I can't fucking believe that. Is that wild? My girl literally said to me, she's like, I love you.

And I was like, I love her. No, I was spitting at her. No, no. You were like, I love the way you drive. You're so impressive. You didn't see that when he's drink talking? the way you drive it's so impressive oh you drive so good yo y'all jealous because my girl bust y'all girls ass yo none of y'all girls can drive for shit your man can't drive for shit

yo your man can't drive for shit bro thursday thursday thursday what's up yo honestly if y'all want to get out driven come thursday a battle of the genders are we gonna have a battle of the genders no no Come on, y'all gotta hang with my girls sometimes too, man. Fuck. Fuck, man. Shit. Come on, bros. The fuck, man. Only so many hours in a week, bro. You know what I mean? God, goodness gracious.

I can't believe y'all. How many hours y'all wanna hang out? Oh my God, bros. All these plans on our days off. Fucking cucks, man. What happened to this? Come on, bro. I'm off. Fucking cock, son. What happened to this? I'm 37. I'm almost dead. I still can't believe it.

You know who I'm putting money on? He's on a whole Bitcoin. I tried to sneak my girl into an activity so nice and then y'all called me out on it and you called me in the act. You called me in the act. I thought I snuck that shit in. I can't believe it. That was wild. I wish I snuck that shit in. I can't believe it. So that was wild.

I wish laptops were so expensive. I would slap that shit right on Doug's lap right now. Nothing would make me happier. What would you do? Just bing? No, I was going to come down. Fuck that shit. Flip.

Watch that shit. Flip. That's a good move, though. Go for it. No, I'm not going to do it. Go heavy. The fucking heavy, bro. All right.

Let's wrap it up. All right. All right. All right. Did we get enough out of that story? So what? That's just going to slap on the internet. Are we going to forget that Al said, do they hear racism in F1?

Can we acknowledge Mark was so tired during the fucking thing today because he decided to ball out on Easter like Jesus really came back. His family was partying like Jesus came back. This guy was partying all night, comes drunk as fuck and tired as fuck to the shoot. Absolutely useless.

The whole shoot, right? Literally says one thing, the whole shoot right literally says one thing the whole shoot the girls are on a boat with jelly and they're literally right next to her and mark goes yo would it be possible for you to like take one of your tits and so it hits that's it and then hits your sister's tits and it hits this and it hits the other one hits the other one goes back that's just one thing and we go marco take a nap was that not a great idea though nah I should have that was a good idea bro that's physics that shit was a good ass idea that shit was a good ass idea

what did they say back they say uh huh they only speak a heavy soap okay shout out to them though yo shout out to y'all go follow the Baldwin sisters what are their

what are their Instagrams no clue I don't follow them bro I think it was heavy Baldwin 1 heavy Baldwin too unless you twins they are complimenting you yo they are legit legends bro yeah they're legit legends okay um are we done thursday we race racing all right thursday we can go race with our shorties one has activity with the shorties you know what i mean let the shorties come have the

girls all hang out together you know all our girls get our girls with the the respectables I don't know. The Respectables. You know what I mean? You know. Sometimes too heavy is bad. You know what I mean? You don't want it too heavy. Come on.

We're going to get our girls out there with the no back pain. You know what I mean? With the Manageables We got the manageables With the ergonomic design We got it You know what I mean Sports bra for one

I wish I could stay in. I stay in here, dog. Nah. Ay. Nah, but for real, if you enjoyed this, Patreon, what we're going to do is we're only going to speak in heavy language. Patreon.com is at flagrant2, slash flagrant2.

We're only going to speak in heavenese the whole episode. Oh, what's up? I love you, brother. at flagrant 2 slash flagrant 2 we're only gonna speak in heavenese the whole episode you have a captain that talks like that actually no we do we really remember the guy that read the question abraham yo abraham's a goat shout out to abraham abraham you're gonna be our new announcer yo mark had this circus idea mark shouts bro that was a mark in his idea bro yeah definitely not miles's idea miles didn't think of a single idea say what no he's never thought you ever seen miles with his shirt off he kind of got done miles literally got a little bit Honestly

If one of the girls If one of the twins was gonna not be able to make it I was about to wax Miles And have him right out there on the boat like Harvey Hey Hey Hey

My name is Moe And I've got the heartbeat. Oh, man. You think anyone's still listening? No. But if you are, come fucks with us on Patreon. Okay?

You flat chest. Do it again. Do it again. One more time. Do it again Do it again One more time Do it again Nah for real Come on baby Come on Let the good times roll

We gon' take it to my soul No bro We going to Houston Yeah uh huh What Oh gosh Come on dude You need to chill out bro You right No, bro. We going to Houston. Yeah, uh-huh. What? Akash, come on, dude. You need to chill out, bro.

You right. I'm wildin'. I saw when you pulled up today with swag, bro. Yeah. That motherfucker. You remember when Akash pulled up? Yeah, he did. Literally, Al had to tap me because the wind was coming at you. Hey, bro.

That shit. You had swag, bro. That's what I do, you know? This shit was unbelievable son what was it what was his swag was on a million or something like that bro you came through the wind was pushing back against you your hair was looking all beautiful crisp ass new fake phone call did the fake you did a fake phone call you'll be there in a minute you were on the phone with somebody absolutely who you on the phone with don't worry about it don't worry about it he was worried i was fucking so worried man yo i was i saw the worry

i saw the worry it was literally the second you came through the door this gust of wind came framed you fucking perfect bro yeah i saw them i saw them shits, bro. You're like the cookie monster, but for heaven. Say what? You're the cookie monster for heaven. I am the cookie monster. I'm the heavy monster, bro. I'm just out there.

You know? Remember, remember, remember. Is that the sound they make? Something like that. I think so. All right, we got to end the episode. Yes. Do we have any more stories?

I hope not. There's not a single more story? Nope. No, there's got McGregor and Dustin. Oh, shit.. No, there's got McGregor and Dustin Poirier. Oh, shit. We didn't even talk about McGregor and Dustin Poirier, man. All right. It's a really important story, even though it's 8 o'clock.

Yo, they are... It's 8, 7, 26. My's about to have the late night. My's about to have the late night. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You heard that? I'm looking at it

you heard it what do we got oh shit it's got cracks in the back right there look at that oh my god the horse is in the back did he finally get a new one he cracked the back you cracked it already no no the back was already cracked so you need to get a real phone

get a case bro you need to get a real phone he just got a new phone too nah the back this was already cracked oh so you need to get a real child get a case you need to get a real i don't need i don't do a case no the back no this is already cracked yes it was i like it with the crack it's disrespectful i don't i don't do a case you guys are you guys are insecure i know how bad that felt i don't care why do you think he's dropping the phone so much i don't care about this phone oh i thought maybe it's the weight yeah maybe he set up for the best for the slam damn fuck dude all right seriously we gotta get out of here man yeah yeah all right um conor mcgregor dustin poirier conor mcgregor dustin poirier i mean i think it's worth a quick i think it's worth a quick conversation yeah that's right you know what i'm saying let's talk

about it let's be serious dustin Poirier turning down that title fight so he can go fight Conor for the real title. Cash is king. You know, he's going to make millions of dollars. I think that's the right thing to do. You can get that belt and you can fight against Chandler or Oliveira. It's probably going to be Oliveira, not Chandler. But nobody's going to care about that Oliveira fight.

They care when Conor fights. Red panty fight. That what? Red panty fight. That red panty fight. What's that? what's that that's what mcgregor says he said bust out the red panties you're fighting me you're gonna be rich oh shit red panties is like linger yeah lingering that longe i don't get it that's what mcgregor says i know shit talk okay you're going on got some fancy pants come on yo come on she ain't busting him out for ufc fights yeah but what's your equivalent of ufc yeah when we go go-kart racing yeah like if you won go-kart

racing you know she's busting out the launcher yeah yeah you know she's busting out the launch right could you ever be your girl at go-kart racing i probably could i i damn near throw a wrench in her car i'm gonna bring a'd damn near throw a wrench in her car. I'm going to bring a wrench. I'd throw a wrench in a spoke if I got to. I'm giving a whole pep talk when I get home. What? I'm going to say, yo, we're going out there Thursday.

We're about to get it. Yeah. I'm telling her that shit, too. Now that you're going to. Play Mario Kart, dude. Yo, now that you're giving a pep talk. Yeah, we're going to be training. No, we got to literally go at it.

Al, you're going to be the Lewis Hamilton of this race. Oh, you already know how do you feel about that gay that's alleged bro yeah that's alleged bro but he's also allegedly taking down riri rihanna who hasn't right though like right though? I haven't. You haven't? I haven't. Oh shit. Y'all haven't? I got clothes. Have y'all? Y'all? Yeah.

When did you almost take down RiRi? Yeah. When you bought the Fenty for your girl? Yeah. I bought Fenty. Oh, that was close. That was close. Wait, for real?

Nah, I didn't. You got your girl Fenty? Nah, I didn't. I don't even know how expensive that shit is. I never bought makeup for anyone in my life. Same. For anyone. Nah, I bought some Fenty pack.

You bought some Fenty? Yeah, I bought some Fenty pack i bought some 50 can you buy your girl makeup for yourself no no for your for your for your sister yeah and for your shorty too no my sister because it's only for black women right no fenty you could be white and use it yeah you can get out of here yeah what do you think dollars all uses son come on that's a good ass point that's a good that's my way oh shouts rihanna but back to this fight i think i hate to say it i don't think connor has it in him anymore to train the way that he needs to train in order to win this fight over i think is what is the great marvin haggler quote uh quote everyone has a plan to

like a punch in the face that's not it's tyson what is the great Marvin Hagler quote? Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. That's not it. That's Tyson. What is the great Marvin Hagler quote? Yeah. I don't know. It's hard to wake up and run in the morning. When you're sleeping?

With a... Or silk pajamas. But that's... Same quote, though. Same quote. Something like that. Basically means same thing. Right. But when you're sleeping in those silk pajamas,

it's hard to wake up and run and do that row work 6 a.m. I think Conor has enough discipline to do enough to look good on the scale. The muscles will look good. He knows how to hype the fight. And he knows that he can make millions of dollars off this fight. But I don't know if he wants it enough. I don't know if he's starving enough. I don't know if he wants it enough. I don't know if he's starving enough. I don't know if he's thirsty enough.

Why does he need the money? He's rich. I will say this. If he can beat Dustin and Oliveira or Chandler, it doesn't matter who wins their fight for the belt. Let's say Conor beats Dustin. Then Conor beats Chandler or Oliveira, whoever wins that fight. Conor's the champ again.

I think proper 12 when he's the champ increases its value by minimum 50%, maybe 100%. Okay, that's fair. So if he has $100 million in that company, those UFC fights that might pay him $5 million, $10 million, those 510s actually give him $100 million in alcohol. I have no data to back this up, but I'm talking about the worth of that company is tied to his success as a fighter. And if he has the belt again, motherfuckers are at the club ordering a proper 12, at the bar ordering a proper 12. So if he can look forward to that $100 million, if he can go, that's what I'm fighting for. It's not really this fight against

Dustin. It's not even the fight for the belt. It's the fight to make proper 12 on top top. Yeah. Maybe that's enough motivation. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. But he could make an exorbitant amount of money, not in the fights,

but in his companies if he's able to hold together for two more fights and i mean if he comes back and becomes champ again i mean legacy wise it's like shoot dude make the movie make the movie especially you come back from the knockout and also now you start selling this story where it's like connor always comes back from defeats because he came back nate tapped him out yep Then he won their next fight. I mean, it was a close fight, but he did win the next fight.

So then he takes out Dustin. You look, takes out Dustin. Oh, Conor knows how to prepare. He knows how to find what you're doing wrong and exploit it. The mythology starts to build. Did he win after Khabib? Say again?

Did he win fights after Khabib? This is maybe... Yeah, he fought Cowboy Cerrone. Okay. He beat Cowboy Cerrone. I mean, dude, if he beats both of them gets the belt again there's even a mayweather play if he wants it there's even a mayweather play if he wants it right or maybe pacquiao who the fuck knows but he's got to get those do you think a jake paul

fight would make more money than a Mayweather fight? If he knocks out Ben Askren. Oh. If he knocks out Ben Askren. Make more money than Mayweather. Wait, what are you asking? I'm saying if Jake Paul knocks out Ben Askren, Conor becomes champ.

Is it a bigger money play to fight Mayweather or to fight Jake Paul? No, Mayweather. Mayweather probably will always be bigger, but it is a tricky one. If Jake knocks out Ben Askren and then fights one more MMA guy who's actually got decent hands, like he goes in there with an MMA guy who's known for having okay hands. Ben Askren is known for having no hands, But a guy who's had some knockouts, like let's say he fights a Donald Cerrone or something like that,

and then he goes in there and actually knocks him out as well. I mean, that'd be crazy. Now he can fight Conor. Yeah, Mike Perry. If he fights Mike Perry and then he fucks up Mike Perry, crazy.

Literally, he has his pick of anybody in MMA. Mike Perry would be a good fight, too. Sales-wise, yeah. This is what I was thinking about McGregor and Mayweather. I don't know if McGregor wants to do what he had to do to sell the first fight, which would be the absolute heel. The fuck you pinstripes and the you can't read and fucking just. He don't seem like.

I don't know if he wants to fight or not, but it like he doesn't need feel like he needs to do that shit anymore i'm rich enough that i don't have to do all that will he want to do that again for mayweather money jay paul will sell the fight in his own jay paul is very well versed in being the heel and whatever and you could be like will mayweather and you can have a payday and you're fighting somebody that's way less of a boxer i'll be honest with you you. I think I'm on your side on this. Not only is it easier, there's maybe more interest because we know you can't beat Mayweather. We don't know that you can 100% beat Jake, especially if Jake knocks out a couple MMA guys. I mean, there you go. There's the trajectory. You win both of those fights.

You get proper 12 to the moon. You have the belt. Your legacy is completely cemented. You have an amazing movie made about your life. Jake Paul beats Askren, beats maybe another person who's got decent hands. You do a mega fight in boxing. If you beat Jake, you beat Jake.

If you don't, if you don't, it doesn't matter. If you don't, Jake is a fucking superstar. Forget about it. If you do, you beat jake you beat jake if you don't if you don't doesn't matter if you don't jake is a fucking superstar forget about it if you do you beat up the youtuber and you made 100 million dollars in the process there's the next three years of your life connor go for it yeah pretty easy pretty easy done yeah just do that let's do that for us now let's go all right guys thank you so much for listening patreon.com slash flagrant 2 where you can see all the heavies and we're going to be there every friday um god bless you guys thank you so much for listening. Patreon.com slash flagrant2 where you can see all the heavies. And we're going to be there every Friday. God bless you guys. Thank you so much for your support.

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