Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Mrs. Steal Your Girl ft. WeezyWTF

Episode Date: October 29, 2019

Andrew, Akaash, Kaz, and special guest Weezy discuss: men doing everything better than women, nip-slips on live, sleeping with an asshole, Kim being more of a genius than Kanye, the Warriors on a losing streak, Brady leaving next year, and much more. INDULGE!!! Want to hear an extra episode a week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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It's a wild one. It's a wild... Let's just start right now and begin. started it's a wild one it's a wild let's just start right now and begin kaz is late kaz is late again i don't know what i don't know how late you got like and my the best this is the best excuse that he's given by far what was his excuse for being late today i gotta put on my hallow Halloween costume yo he literally said how far out

he's like five minutes he goes matter of fact y'all start without me I gotta put on my Halloween costume this guy better walk in here as a fucking Autobot you better put

holy shit here it is oh my god son yo it's actually worth it so you know what close the door all the way close the door all the way you're saying why I'm late and upset right Close the door all the way. Close the door all the way. I'm going to tell you why I'm late and upset.

Close the door all the way. It all fits the stereotype. Son, hold on one second. Kaz, for those of you who can't see, Kaz is dressed as a Popeye's chicken sandwich. This is one of the most amazing things. This goes with the theme. Yo, you got to go in between Wheezy's buns,

and then you really are a Popeye's chicken sandwich. This is perfect the theme. Yo, you got to go in between Wheezy's buns, and then you really are a Popeye's chicken sandwich. This is perfect, bro. Hold on. Put this one. Oh, my God. What an entertaining way. I've been in the bathroom trying to inflate this shit for five minutes. Actually.

And the shit's not inflating, so I'm mad as fuck. So I'm just. Can you see right now? This is so funny though. Alright, open up the top part a little bit. It looks like a shower cap. So Kaz is in a full chicken costume. So it's supposed to

inflate. Right, right, right. And I can see out of all this shit. Do you need me to help you blow? Stupid. You know that's why you guys brought me. There's like a fan in here that you press and plug in and it inflates into a big fucking...

I need you to get your face out of that fucking costume. Yeah, this is a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Push that head through the hole. Now Akash is spreading it for him I don't think that's coming off It's not coming off bro

And also We're just gonna hear that thing Wish The entire episode Oh god Alright Okay Alright

Wow And we're here. Is there a blacker costume than the one you have on right now? Whatever you're wearing. Okay. What's your costume? You don't wear a costume? Oh, yeah.

Everybody, slow down. We have costumes for everybody here except myself. I fucked up. I apologize. It was kind of my idea to wear the costume. I know. My one concern is the costume will be making too much sound.

Eden, you keep that. Make sure you listen to that. We are all here in costume. Akash, you are next. Yep. Would you like to deliver the costume? Akash doesn't look like he's in costume right now.

For everybody listening, I will describe it. He's just wearing a black members-only jacket and black pants. And black shoes. And black shoes. And then you unzip the shirt slowly. Okay. You see, at Akash Singh. Okay.

At Andrew Schultz. Okay. At Alex Media. Okay. At Wheezy WTF. Oh! And at Donald Trump Jr. Okay.

Okay. I am the IG Shadow Man. Oh! Oh. Oh! Am I not on the show? You didn't get Shadowban. Ed didn't get Shadowban. Oh, let me see. You got Shadowban, right?

I still am. Oh, that's good, dude. Why you had to put me by him? By who? Donald. Oh, y'all are besties, yo. Shit. I just had to go podcast first, to be honest.

Okay. This is great. This is great. Okay, this is very good. It's a very good... Did you do this last minute? Oh, definitely. I had the plan of doing it yesterday, but my back was fucked.

I couldn't even get out of bed. So I did it today, and that's why I was late. And now, Weezy, what do you got on? I am an L.A. ride or die bitch. Not going to say what you think. Cholo? Can't use that word. Is that a...

You can't say chola? I just don't want to be problematic by using... Oh, shut the fuck up. Sticking things in guys' asses. You're not even going to say fucking chola? You know what I'm saying? But I couldn't get my accent down, which is why I didn't want to... I didn't sign for this.

I'm solid. I'm solid. You can't do a Mexican... I can't fucking do it why not let me tell you something I think because I grew up in Florida you look very Mexican

like you're pulling it off I look very Mexican but that has nothing to do with the sound of the accent we don't need accuracy Andrew got this great joke he put up yesterday on the Wally

his Indian accent is pretty good for a white dude but it's not like is it but my Indian accent but it's not good you ever heard my Indian accent no I just hear a white dude, but it's not like... Is it? But it's not good. You ever heard my Indian accent? No, I just hear you talk shit about Indians. Hit it. Hit it. What's my favorite fruit?

What's my favorite fruit, yo? How? Coarselite. That sounds Japanese. Yeah, that sounds very Japanese. Native American. He's doing Native American. I'm not saying that. That's too problematic. Okay, so here's something you have to understand, Wheezy.

Right now, you are in the house of flagrancy. That's why I went with the Mexican. I mean, Chola. Better, better, better, better, better, better, better. We're going to get there. So in the house of flagrancy, there's no such thing as woke. There's no such thing as problematic. There's no such thing as toxic.

There's no such thing as anything. So in this space right here, you can operate however you'd like to operate. Yes, you can. What happened? Our bad. Shitty-ass fucking system that we got over here shut down. But soon we won't have to deal with these types of things. That's all I'll say.

That's all I'll say. That's all I'll say. Back to where were we? We were just talking about... About how I need to be asleep this whole episode. Oh, yeah. This episode- It's the House of Flagrancy.

You are asleep, right? This is the House of Flagrancy, meaning nobody that listens to this podcast will judge you for a single thing you say because, as long as it's all in the guise of humor, because that's what this is about. This is a conversation with your friends in front of 150,000 people. Real quick, it's not in the list. The guise of humor means we're pretending to be funny and we're actually being hateful. We're doing it while being funny.

To be fair, I know where I am. Just need to correct, just so you don't get no shit about it. I'll be honest, that first five minutes I needed to pander to my followers and they'd be like, okay, she's cool. Your followers can turn this shit off. No, they can't. They ready for me. Let's go back. Let she's cool. She's good. Your followers can turn this shit off. They can't. They ready for me. Let's go back. Let's go back.

Let's go back. Anybody that's listening to this podcast right now, because Wheezy is on it, we want to say you are welcome. You are welcome to the house of flagrancy that you're in. But you decided to click on this. You had nothing to fucking do today. I'm just trying to do some tour promo, okay?

You were bored at work, and you wanted some distraction. And we're going to distract you in the way that we know how. By saying some absolutely deplorable things for the next hour and a half, maybe two hours. I'm 100% doing an accent that's going to make someone curse me out on Twitter. Good. Stop it. And I want to. I can't do it in my house. That being said. I'm so close to Saturday accent that's going to make someone curse me out on Twitter. Stop it. And I want to. I can't do it in my house.

That being said, every time you apologize or you say problematic or toxic or something like that. I get spanked? What? I'm trying to think who would administer the punishment. Damn, all you guys are girlfriends. Yeah, none of us can really do anything, Garrett. They got to be editing. Why it got to be editing? Administer the punishment. Damn, all you guys are girlfriends. Yeah, none of us can really do anything, Garrett. They gotta be Ed and... Why it gotta be Ed and Alex?

Because me and Alex are brother and sister. Yeah, that shouldn't happen. Honestly, I did notice you didn't come by yourself. This is a great idea because you wouldn't be the first... Yeah, brother and sister are like Game of Thrones. ...chola that Ed and Ed has slapped. All right. Do you guys have something to spank me with?

No, no, no. Because then it's like I want you to be spanked. I don't want... We have to do something that you don't want. Right. Oh, bro. Come on. This is like when you took me to a White House.

It was like doing it to me on purpose. You're just going to make me say constant? It was so easy to get you to the White House, by the way. I just want to point that out. No. The White House? We went to the White House. It's where the president lives. Oh, right. you to the White House, by the way. I just want to point that out. No. The White House? We went to the White House. It's where the president lives.

Oh, right, right, right. He didn't say we was going to the White House. Like the actual White House. I'm thinking it's like a 12th of November. No, no, no, no. Oh, it really was. And you didn't say we was going up to the gates and shit? I have a suggestion.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We make her put her feet on the table. Why? What happened? You don't like people staring at your feet, right? Oh, my God. Stop it. What's your problem?

Everyone loves her feet. She has like a whole foot account, right? That's not me. Wow. Wow. All whores don't look alike. Christ, Kat. that's fucked up Mandy got a foot account okay they deleted Mandy's feet well they say that it's sex work and a lot of people feel like it isn't I'm not gonna lie I was looking at Mandy's feet. Mandy got some nice feet. Mandy has good toes. Yo, get Mandy's feet. Mandy has nice feet.

Bro, get her foot up. I never would think of her as a type. Are you typing in Mandy B feet? Are they gone? She's got to be killing all this shit. Just shut the fuck up over there. Jesus Christ. What happened?

Nothing. Nothing, no worries. This motherfucker be bobbbling alley-oops He don't even gotta throw it You getting like a soccer assist You two You two away From the fucking goal

God damn it Alex Listen What I was setting up Was some commentary That I had made On Mandy's feet I love I think she has

Look at Let's get a good foot up No she had a foot account she has a whole foot they deleted it though they deleted it you can't just have an account full of feet

at first I thought it was deleted because I thought she was accepting payment then when we were talking about it on the pod she's like no just literally

pictures of my feet people were putting emojis Instagram is doing this thing where they're starting to ban people that are using like peach emojis eggplant emojis and drip signs really they're going through DMs that are using like peach emojis, eggplant emojis and drip signs.

Really? They're going through DMs. We had some sex workers on that were talking about it. Because I guess feet pages are sex work. But she's going to start an OnlyFans.

What is an OnlyFans? It's the site that you can pay for porn on. Yes. I don't know if it's all porn because I don't really think

feet is too much of porn depending on what you do with it. I'm confused. So there are girls that I follow that are naked and they just cover their breasts. They have their butt cheeks showing. That is more sexual than a foot account? I completely

agree with you but... What's their reasoning? I think that maybe feet is just too weird for people. Like I think it just becomes too kinky. Like we're so used to seeing titties and ass but you see someone with a foot page you're like what a whore. Let's pause. You know what I mean?

Feet are way more utilitarian. But I think it's because if you're putting your feet out, it's like a for sure fetish. Like, there's no way you can be like, nah, I'm just a cobbler. You know what I mean? You can't, like, try to make that shit not sexual. Can we not do this, man? Why? Why? Why are we doing this?

Yo, Al, you got PTSD from last time. I have PTSD. Why? You hear how Mandy has amazing feet. Stop, stop, stop. I'm literally just trying to go there so this doesn't turn into an episode. This is something that I do not understand. Hold on, hold on, guys.

Guys, guys, guys, guys. We got to not talk over each other. Now, this is something that's very important. If you sign up for a foot account and you want to put your feet on the internet, you can't be upset if people want to talk about how nice your feet are. I mean, I agree. And I think it started from pictures like this just with toes. And then she's like, fuck it, guys.

Love my feet. Let's go hard. And so when she started the page, I think she said it lasted five hours. Free Mandy's feet, yo. I looked at it. She had one foot, like, she had one foot pic where, like, her foot was, like, kind of, like, crinkled. Like, it looked like a-

She had a foot-tographer come and teach her how to scrunch them and shit. Wait a minute. Where's the appeal? I'm not going to scrunch for the thing. Like, that's what I want to know. Like, I don't- Where's the appeal in, like, feet? Like, I know you're into feet.

Yes. I love feet. Yeah, but it can't just be feet. Yeah, it can. People have told me- Not on me. Explain to me the appeal and like feet like i know you're into feet yes yeah but it can't just be feet yeah it can people i don't know the appeal either but the only thing i hear two things when people leave comments about my feet is staircase toes and my arch which i don't really get but staircase toe is important descending toe length yes descending toe length because normally i guess like you get the index toe which is bigger like my middle toe toe is bigger, longer than my big toe.

Your whole feet suck. So I guess nobody wants to fuck your feet. Also, you probably... My toe length is probably the last thing that's attractive about it. Oh, he never put lotion on his feet. He was the inspiration for that joke. He was the... When I imagine, when we were having the accent off,

and I was doing the African accent, I was imagining his feet. When I said everything I said, I imagined Kaz's feet. Kaz's feet are still from Africa. Everything else from him is from Staten Island, but his feet are still in Africa. Dog, they are still there. They are still

fucking there. You know it's exactly a year since you wrote my film. You're here right now, but your feet are actually running away from a fucking rhinoceros as we speak. They, they are, bro. It is insane. I believe that's what made me pay for your Patreon. Not that I don't want to support you guys. I love you so much.

The lotion on Kaz's feet. I was like, well, I got feet in. That was a fantastic day, too. I think that's probably the last time anyone rubbed lotion on my feet. Your girl doesn't rub lotion on you? I wouldn't put her through that. You're a good man. No, I'm happy to be back.

The last time I was here was traumatic. Why? What happened? They had to go to couples therapy after this episode. Yo, you're the reason. You're the catalyst behind our therapy episode. So you're welcome. The therapy between you and Mandy. Yes, bro.

And you guys are good now. And how are the numbers on that episode, might I ask? Pretty good. I think you owe this guy a thank you. You're welcome. The point is are good now. And how are the numbers on that episode, might I ask? Pretty good. I think you owe this guy a thank you. You're welcome. The point is... Andrew, I know how to make content. She won't say it, I'll say it. Thank you, man. You know how to make content? I thought my

show was breaking up. Is your show popping? And now you're on a fucking worldwide tour, motherfuckers. You guys are on a tour? Worldwide tour. I gotta thank Andrew for making fun of us. Yes, you do. Can I tell you guys guys I made a short film for Horrible Decisions to open our show

right and it starts with a therapy episode and I wanted Andrew to be the therapist in it she was like no

why not because it's fucking traumatic so who ended up being the therapist just some random dude we got Asante what was so

traumatic about it I don't understand I think that honestly I'm grateful now for it We got a Sante. What was so traumatic about it? I don't understand. I think that, honestly, I'm grateful now for it. Yeah, you've grown. But what was traumatic about that experience is, like, in the moment, I really didn't know how it would go from then on. You know what I mean? And what was awful.

You thought the show was going to be over? That's how it felt. Like, because we were so angry. But what it really felt like. What were you angry about what it really felt like people really hold on what were you angry about i don't understand i wasn't angry she was angry wait was this the whole thing with alex that was the last time you were on here yes you don't remember on here after that no because what didn't you didn't alex mandy came didn't we surprise you

with something oh yeah but i was here for like 10 minutes and when alex got out of jail oh every time i'm here. Okay, well that counts. I knew you were here another time. No, I was thinking, I think what was horrible

for that episode, no pun, is that I genuinely thought it happened and then it just seemed like this thing where I was trying to be a bitch

but I was really pissed because I thought we were besties and I thought he was a fucking liar. And you didn't want him to lie to you. Yeah.

To be fair, I thought it happened too because Andrew was the only one in on the joke. Yo, his poker face? I was just like, oh, what? Dog, your fucking poker face was so good. I was in it. And to be fair, it's kind of believable. I'm glad we have you back here, because we do want to say something. What?

We were telling the truth. Bro, stop. I'm fucking team Mandy right now We have 17 cities to go I'm gonna pub Mandy's feet On my page We're team Mandy too Alex won the show Me the foot page

And fine ass feet Eddie you're a petty ass nigga Turn that shit off right now He fucking pulling up that episode Please pull it up Eddie I don't wanna live through this shit Listen y'all Y'all live through it You're a petty ass nigga. Turn that shit off right now. He fucking pulling up that episode. Please pull it up, Eddie. I don't want to live through this shit. Listen, y'all lived through it, so y'all got through it, so we can go back and live. You know what's not funny about that?

People know me from the episode. Yeah. Like, I literally fuck up. You're welcome again, yo. I just had a lot of shit. You deserve it. Thanks for it. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I jerked off a water bottle on Andrew's dick. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wow. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I was there off a water bottle on Andrew's dick. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wow. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I was there for that episode? Jerking off a water bottle is shocking, right? That's momentary content. What we created is a conversation.

Juicy. Juicy. People like juicy, not shocking. Exactly. Juicy. Look at your fucking hair. Dude, you look like a burn victim. What the fuck is going on in that picture right there?

I just left the gym. Damn, look how much more wealthy you look now. Yeah, it was crazy. You really glowed up since then. Oh, and now I'm dressed like this. Yeah, but this is better. You know what? I don't want to talk about this.

Damn. What? Stop being upset. You got to stop being upset. I was like low-key still trying to fuck Kaz back then. Oh, shit. It's on and popping. That's what Oh, shit! It's on and popping! That's what it's to be.

It's on and popping! I'm just playing. Look at how we work. Let me tell you how my natural guilt came out. I meet Kaz's girl while she's pregnant. And I'm so excited to meet her because at this point, I've known Kaz for, what, two years by the time I meet his girl. You've been trying to fuck Kaz for two years or two months.

Maybe six months of it. So I give her a hug. You know how hard it is for her to know a guy for more than six months. That's like a very difficult situation. I've known all of you for more than six months. I'm doing well. Well you're trying to fuck Akash's girl so I mean... You were trying to fuck Akash's girl. You were trying to fuck Akash. Yup. When was that?

Can you just at least let the people fucking believe I'm fucking you? God damn, Mandy. I'm leaving. Who gives a fuck? He's calling me. Yo, Mandy's feet are in everybody's brain, bro. I can't stop thinking about the feet. Find a picture of her toe.

Her toe is oiled up and it's curled like this. It's a good pic. It looks like a youth baseball mitt. It's a gorgeous little foot. I'm telling you. It looks like a little youth soccer mitt. You just want to throw softballs at that shit. Mandy's going to get rich and quit the show because of her feet.

She's going to get what? Alex Media, I don't support this. Yo, Al, shut the fuck up, yo. Al, stop. Stop. You're ruining the flagrancy. Yo, Al, shut the fuck up, yo. Al, Al, stop, stop. You're ruining the flagrant scene. Play the clip, Eddie. Why are we so afraid of a girl that don't put no fucking money in our pockets?

Oh, wait, no. I didn't finish that thought. So I meet Kaz's girl. Back to you trying to have sex with Kaz. I give her a huge hug. She's smiling because she's a sweetie. And the first thing out of my drunk mouth at the flagrant watch party is, I know I was talking about his dick.

I didn't mean it. She's like, oh, it's cool. I know everything's jokes. I'm like, well... Oh, wow. Okay, now I do remember. Yo, your girl's the coolest. She was cool about it because she thought I was joking. Son, I'm scared for you.

I'm not. We're about to see a chicken with his head cut off. That's good. That's good. Well, we've all grown and become friends since, which is nice. But you know what? Good save. Catch that up, Cass.

Catch that up. Because his girl is listening right now. She is going through it. She absolutely is. Keep flapping your wings, Cass. That shit is super fun. I'm going to be at the house. Chickens can't fly, Cass.

Chickens can't fly out of here. You got to buck, buck, buck yourself out of here, bro. God damn. Trying to get out of the coop right now. She's about to have you in the chicken coop, man. You don't get in the chicken coop. No, she loves you, though. I love her, too.

And you guys. I know, man. You told me the chicken coop. No, she loves you, though. I love her, too. And you guys. I know, bro. To be fair, if anyone's getting, it has to be Akash. I don't know what it is. What? Akash girl's fire. She's fine. One of my favorite episodes I've ever done is Akash and his girl talking about their

first sexual experience. And she wore this glittery top. And she just felt innocent. But I could tell she kind of dressed a little whorish for horrible decisions. No shade. You know what I'm saying. I'll box you right here. Bad back and all.

We're going to fucking do it. I can't even really bend my spine. We fit a fucking box, yo. So you're telling me your girl wears glitter on the regular? Yeah. My girl loves glitter. Doesn't she sound like every douchebag? She was feeling me, yo. So you're telling me a girl wears glitter on the regular? Yeah. My girl loves glitter. Doesn't she sound like every douchebag who's like, yo, she was feeling me, fam. Yo, she walked close today.

Yo, she was trying to fuck, bro. You saw the way she was breathing out of her nose and breathing oxygen and eating food? She was trying to get fucked, bro. I eat when I'm nervous. You saw the way she was walking left foot then right foot, dog? She was really trying to get it, son. I want to take it back now. Every girl that says thank you to me,

I'm like, yeah. You can just compliment her like how we compliment her. Is your girlfriend white? Say what? Is your girlfriend white? Yeah, she's white. Maybe I won't try to fuck her then.

I don't know. Why? I've never had a white girl. You've never fucked a white girl? Euro chicks, but they don't speak English, so it adds to the speech. They white, too.

That's the whitest white. That's where we from. But it makes me feel like something. I don't know. It's just like they always have an accent. They're so white, Alex is trying to pretend they're not white. They're not white. They're the whitest.

Not American white. So what? It's a difference. That's my cop-out for fucking white guys, too. Come on, Fran. All right. What's the difference? I have so much in common, y'all two.

I asked you a question. It's crazy, right? What's the difference? I don't know. I feel like there's just like as black Americans, like you always have this weird thing when it comes to dating a white American because you feel like they've like grown up

with that innate bullshit in them opposed to Europeans. Who started the whole thing. Fair, but the 35-year-old guy, I haven't. Furthermore, the bullshit is that your parents are white and black. So if there's anybody who should understand it. Israelis don't really count, you know what I'm saying? They count the most.

You're dead. Yes, he is. How old is he? My dad is like 78. Israelian exists. Oh, he was. How old is he? My dad is like 78. Israel ain't exist. Oh, he was born in Syria. Fuck. Son.

But. How'd you not see that coming? You don't even know nothing about Israel. Because that's his nationality. I do know about Israel. I think it became a 1948. No, he was born. When America said it was a country, it was a country.

He was born in Damascus in Syria. But then he's an Israeli person. Like, I'm American. You know what I mean? Okay. But they don't count either, my point. So I'm technically not white. Look, I'm just trying to stray as far as I can

from the caucasity. Just embrace it, yo. Yo, you gotta embrace your whiteness. Don't be that person. You're so white, you're trying to explain how not white you are. That is the whitest shit. That is some white shit.

That is some whitest shit. No, I'm not apologizing. The whitest shit is being too much of an ally. No, no, no, because you don't even want to own your whiteness. You're so guilty about it. It is 23 and me. What is 23 and me? Yep.

Great point. What is 23 and me? It's just white people trying to not be white. I was going to say, when I did the family tree, 23 and me, it didn't even go back. That shit is off. I did the swab, though, and I'm your Niger sister. I was like, stop trying to fuck. Yeah, bro.

Back off, man. Listen, man. Back off, yo. I came here with my sexy clothes on, so she can't help it. I get it. though and I'm your Niger sister I was like stop trying to fuck Cam back off I came here with my sexy clothes on so she can't help it I get it damn I really wanted to put my titties out too

but this costume ruined it alright you came like a chick and she trying to get plucked yo honestly most of the guys that like hit on me

on Instagram are the asshole army so I'm trying to pander to a damn stop pandering be you I want to though plus it's not stop pandering be you I want to though plus it's not really pandering

you know Wheezy's fucking an asshole really yeah we did talk about this you guys talked about it here no we talked about this oh yeah

y'all having conversations on your own y'all having conversations on your own really hey oh my god look how much in common

they got chickens and chicken heads yo me and Kaz are so fucking put together. I was about to say, like, first of all. He literally texted me, miss you, but the other day. Because you keep trying to fuck, you got to let you know. Hold on, hold on.

One at a time. What was that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. One at a time. One at a time. Go. Like, first of all, like, our text is like high key, like, depressing because it's like all like.

Yeah, it is. Like. It's really sad. Sad shit most of the time. When you text her? Yeah. Just emotionally connecting at a deeper level. Yeah, exactly.

Just very, you know. Are you trying to do that mope into the pussy thing? Oh my God. No, no. Cass, I've been doing that shit. I've been doing that shit with my girl. I'm so sad, though. That's right.

That's how that started. I'm going through it. I think I texted you about my sex to break up right. That's how that started. I'm going through it. I think I texted you about my sex to break up the mopiness that was going on. Yes. No. Now, Cass trying to mope, so she stopped hitting on him. Like, hey, I'm going through it.

I don't need this right now. And I was like, just be with me. I got you, dog. Thank you, bro. I appreciate that. I got you, bro. This is pity party pussy. So whenever someone gets upset, I'm like, for real? Wow.

Yeah. Oh, wait a second. Wait a second. What was that right there? What was that motion? I'm just trying to laugh my way out of it. I don't even know what my laugh sounds like right now. I'm just like, my girls are going to listen to this.

I'm going to have to explain it. You are sweating. Would you really? And you are in a plastic jumpsuit that has zero oxygen going into your head. Oh, my God. It is like a gym sweatsuit. My man is sweating like he's on the rotisserie right now. Real talk.

Oh, man. Damn, bro. Oh. I need two biscuits next time. The asshole story. So he's not like fucking, I don't, he doesn't really have social media, so he doesn't get the whole throw it up thing, but he's a flagrant listener, loves Drew, and he knew me from Flagrant when we met.

Shot a shot in the DM, right? No, we met in person. We've been cool. We recently started fucking. What was funny about the- Finally, yo. What? Oh, I fucked a member of the army?

No, like you be talking all this fuck shit, but never fucking. Yeah. I do, but you know. But now that you're actually fucking, I like it. It's supportive. Oh, my pussy's getting- It makes the content better. It does.

Yeah, like nobody wants to hear your stories about that. Go back to your story. Go on. Oh, okay. So the first night we have sex, he fucks the dog shit out of me. I literally call him hospital dick. But- Let him know.

He fucks me like- Keep it tight, make him lose. I know, I know my kink. I actually have like a hole in here, so I can just throw it. Keep it tight, make them lose. I know, I know my kids. I actually have like a hole in here. You need to get your ass out. So he fucked me four times in one night. And like weeks later, we started talking about that first night. I'm like, yo, you never fuck me like that now.

And he's like, I actually fucked you on the choo. I was about to say. Yo, I was about to say. We're doing a blue choo read. This is going to be the best. Yo, we're going to talk blue choo read. Let me stop the podcast and say, guys, bluechew is one of the great supporters of this podcast, and we've been a great supporter of Bluechew.

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Female testimony is the best testimony. Because we can go all day and talk about how amazing our dick is and what we do. Because that's what we do and what we lie about. But when a girl comes through and says hospital dick. Because we say. The size is hospital dick, not the Blue Chew. But the rounds were very blue chewish. Wait, what's hospital...

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If she dies, she dies. So I guess a way for him to flex on his dick. We were pretty just friendly, but I don't know. He told me a story about how he was trying to have sex with this girl, and it wasn't working and then she ended up going to the hospital. And I was like, god damn you, that hospital dick. Who knew it? A week later we fucked. So maybe

that story did work. I'm sure it did. But the quantity of times that he fucked me four times within a span of like a few hours. Bro, it was too much. But also, if you're listening, you can get the Bluetooth again. I would appreciate it.

Question, question, question. Now you have all these podcasts and different shows that you go on where you're talking about sex. And you're talking about these different skills that you have in the bedroom, different things you could do in the bedroom. Do you feel a pressure to deliver when you're sleeping with someone who knows who you are? That's actually a really good question.

We gotta be funny if we meet a girl. You better damn sure. You know what I mean? That was the first time I had sex with someone that knew Wheezy before I could tell him.

That was a little bit of pressure. And? I was really trying to suck dick good the first time. I'm not even gonna lie. I was thinking so hard.

You heard Cass's laugh. La, la, la. Nah, everything I do is gonna be hilarious, right? Okay, I get it. I get it. Sorry, Cass. I will tell you one thing that I noticed. No, because I did.

That's a question I would ask. I'm like the penguin. The penguin? He's all types of birds. None of them can fly out of here. That's a question I don't want to ask, though. Go on. You look so fucking ridiculous in the hands like this.

Son, are you an Ed and Cousins? I should have said I came in as Eden. Why? I'm a turkey, yo. Do Eden look like a turkey? I don't know if you heard that Patreon episode. It's one of the most fun podcast episodes I've ever had. For 45 minutes, we joked about how he looked like a turkey.

I don't see it. We made him lay on his back. And put his arms like this. And then cross his feet and put it up on his stomach. In turkey position. You let them do that to you? Of course. Of course.

Come on. He's a good man, you know. What are you talking about? You've probably done that to like 40 guys. It's like weird sex romp. I'm not Peg the Stallion. I've only done that like twice. Okay, but back to this.

So you were like, I got to suck dick in a way that will justify my podcast. Yes. that will justify my podcast. Yes. Now, generally, like, people have, more men have told me that I suck good dick because they could tell I like doing it. They're like, I could tell you love sucking dick. Right.

That's when I'm like, okay, I must be, like, really great at this. Plus, nobody ever wants me to stop. But... Ha, ha, ha, ha. Y'all laughed a little too hard. Fuck, all right. God damn it.

Yo, Kez, relax, bro. You're laughing crazy, bro. I can't get any more relaxed. I think the reason guys love when I suck their dick, though, is because my tonsils are so big, so I instantly make a guess. What if we just saw his costume start to rise? Now his girlfriend is going to kill me. That's what I'm saying.

I'm like, bro, can I have a nice night at home, please? Tonight you'll be high. Real talk, you got to record yourself. I thought someone called this team and it came the fuck out. Kez, you got to record yourself getting yelled at in that costume. That shit is going to be so funny. When she starts yelling at you in your costume, I need that on video, please. Pretty please.

So you did fuck this bitch. She's going to kill you. That's exactly what's going to happen. That's why the bitch was talking to me at the party. That's why she said a gift. That's why I'm laughing extra hard. You said a gift? She said a gift.

Yeah, of course. Oh, I haven't given you guys An engagement gift yet I've given everybody gifts Yeah cause you're not Trying to fuck me But my girl would probably Like something You know what I mean

Where you at Weezy We using free shit Yo I haven't even made sure I had my wedding invite I was like oh just Yeah you Alex's plus one Oh shit I just want to come to

The bachelorette party And I just want to be like the bachelorette party and I just want to be like you've never kissed a girl I'm not going to say anything oh she going to smash your girl bro what if she turns a girl out we for real finna box this ain't a fucking thing

can I tell you after we did the episode his girl was like thank you so much for making me feel comfortable I was like I would always that's how it starts that's how it starts how would you. That's how it starts. That's how it starts. How would you know? How would you know? That's not what hurt specifically.

Stop it, Ken. I'm saying. You are deep frying yourself. What the fuck is wrong with this man? Goodness gracious. Let's just get back. This is the only time someone's ever wanted to stop talking about sucking dick. Yo, I just want to get to this one thing.

So, Akash, we know how protective you are of your girl. We know how loving you are of your girl. Right, right, right. We know that your girl is your world. Right. And how do you feel? What do you do when you see an outside threat? When you see somebody from a completely different part of life trying to take what's yours.

Take the thing that you love. Break that happy home. My immediate thought, no bullshit, is Alex, fuck Mandy, yo. That's my immediate thought. We want to go nuclear, bitch. India got nukes, bitch. India got nukes on deck, you Pakistanis.

Nope, nope. That didn't happen. When do I get to leave? This game ain't fun, is it? on deck you Pakistan you finna get it. Nope, nope, that didn't happen. When do I get to leave? This game ain't fun, is it? What was it? See me in the parking lot garage. What was it? See me at the corner of the parking lot garage. See me at the corner of the parking lot garage.

See me at the corner of the parking lot garage. Why you belly dancing? That's the wrong whole region, yo. Is that Indian? Nah, bro, that's some Middle Eastern shit. Okay, well, I went to what I can do. What's the Indian dance? Son, me right here.

Right here. I thought she was doing. Nah, she was hitting the belly dance. Oh, I just went, damn, let me shake my titties with an army shit. Oh, hit it. See me at the parking lot. Hit the parking lot. Yo, Cash trying to dance his way out of trouble.

I'm in a fucking turkey outfit. The fact that I can't even see your arms. Cass is tap dancing. Let me just say just one thing. I am not. I'm a very ethical person. I would never try to break up a home. Wheezy, wheezy.

Hold on. Hold on one second. Don't explain yourself. What we need to do is after episode recaps with our significant others who are pissed at us because of what we said in the podcast. That would make phenomenal content. So we just send you home with a camera. We send you home with a camera.

We send me home with a camera. And we just see the reaction of our loved ones. Love it. I don't think your girl the reaction of our loved ones. Love it. I don't think your girl's going to be that upset at her. I think you're the only one that's upset at her. Yeah. I think she would. So you would be.

That's a fact. Just like Alex and Mandy's a fact. Wow. Isn't this facts we're talking about? Why you throwing me in it? I ain't do nothing. What? Now see.

No. We not going to do this. Why take everyone down with me? What don't do nothing. What? No, see? No. We not gonna do this. I take everyone down with me. What don't we understand about that? I don't give a fuck. Throw that Kaz. He fucked. Throw that Kaz.

We ain't doing that. Oh, my God. We ain't throwing that Kaz. You really want to go to Alex? This is so sad. You really want to go to Alex? You really want to go to Alex? No, we get nuclear! This whole shit is blowing up.

Fuck that shit. I'm blowing this whole shit the fuck up. You look like you have a fable black man, nigga. Every time you get upset, can you just do this? Actually, I really would like that. Alex, go to my single. Are you with me? This is how you destroy minorities from the inside out.

Can I say the word problematic now? What the fuck? What the fuck? Real talk, that looks better than your real feet. I was going to say, what do your feet look like? At least you got toenails. Oh, no. Why do they curve at, this is what your feet look like. At least you got toenails. Oh, no. Why do they curve at the end?

Because it's a claw. Why do you put them on top of the food? What food? There's peeps down here. Oh, shit. I didn't even notice that. Ed didn't bought us peeps.

So, what I was going to say, I'm a very ethical person. I don't fuck guys with girlfriends. I don't fuck women with boyfriends that won't let me fuck them, which is why your girl should know I would never do that. But, your girl, I don't fuck women with boyfriends that won't let me fuck them. Which is why your girl should know I would never do

that. But, your girl, I don't know, is a different thing. I was not going to escape the argument. You know what I'm saying? Because if Mandy's mad at me after this pod, I'm trying to fuck Yochi. Oh, shit! That's my motherfucking revenge. You know what I'm saying?

And I feel like I eat way... I actually think I could fuck your girl better than you. Oh, shit! I feel like. What? I really. See me at the corner at the parking lot garage. See me at the corner at the parking lot garage. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me, give me. Holy parking lot garage, son.

I just feel like I have a better stroke than you. Let me tell you two things. Don't tell me two things. Hold on, two things. It's an Akash God rebuttal. Two things. Let me tell you two things. Don't tell me two things. Hold on. Two things. Two things. Let me tell you two things. Number one, you right.

Number two, if you really want to play this game, I got faith in my girl. I put a big ass ring on that finger. She didn't give that shit back. But you and Mandy, I don't think you put that, you know what I mean? You don't got that rock solid diamond foundation. Yo,

you know what would be the illest shit in the whole world? The illest shit, Weezy, the illest move right here would have been

when he said, I put that rock on your finger if you just pulled that thing out of your pussy right now. That would be the illest shit. Oh, like I got,

oh. Like you already got it. Oh, see, I'm a, like sometimes I could be like a no touch les, especially with straight girls. Because for me, I don't, like lesbians know what to do with their hands. With straight girls, it's more about like the takedown. Because I get this very like, oh, I don't know. Why y'all like flipping people so much?

Huh? I don't know. We had a gay comic friend who used to love sucking straight dudes' dicks. That was his thing to try to make them gay. I think the thing to that, though, is almost like with all porn, you have babysitter, innocent thing. Sounds kind of rapey. No, no, no.

It does, but it's more so the taboo, I'm not supposed to do this thing. Yeah, sounds kind of rapey. And I think we all have a little bit of a fetish for first time kind of thing. Like, I've never done this before. This is my first time. Plus the teaching someone how to do something like that shit is sexy. That sounds fun. When I had threesomes.

Men don't have that fetish. Yeah. We don't have first time fetish. I think Andrew might know. I was in a thruple. And in that thruple, like, I always wanted I always wanted to teach each other how to do things. Like teach each other how to eat pussy on the pussy or shit like that. That, to me, is sexy as fuck.

So the teaching... What happened to the thruple? It was hard. We all live in different cities. Yeah, that was the hard part. It was a long distance. Y'all still get up from here? I'm seeing her this weekend.

I mean, yeah. Al, can you bring your strong-ass hands over here? Yo, we got to see Al and Evan's costume, too. Please, Al. Al is, everybody look right here. Al is a gay black man for Halloween. Did you get extensions for today? Al killed it too hard, to be honest.

Yeah, I was about to say, you went a little too hard, bro. It was the costume. You're about to just keep it in? Al killed it too hard to be honest. Yeah, I was about to say, you went a little too hard, bro. You about to just keep it in? Al is Killmonger. Al swinging for the fences! Oh my god! Yo! I asked this motherfucker about hair extensions.

Word! You know in the black community. Yo, out here throwing hair extensions. Why is that? Word. Why is that wrong? You know in the black community. I don't even know any more Indian songs. Just say, fly like to the get high like planes. Something throw visas at my name. Right? Isn't it? Oh, MIA is Indian.

You come around here. What else is a good Indian? Just know I don't get mad, Alex, at any of you. Fuck it. All right. So you can have your little enjoy for today, bro. I honestly thought The three of us

Would stick together This is weird You know what Every time Y'all make me side with Andrew I know something's wrong What What'd I do

I did nothing What the fuck did I do Y'all always blame me What the fuck did I do bro You just started Shooting everywhere man I blame you for the reason I got that on

I came in at my girl I said fuck it It's over Wait Akash had to defend his love, yo. And then he started shooting everywhere. Okay. You single.

You ain't got no idea to fucking apologize. Exactly, bro. You don't go home to no arguments. It's all jokes. What she knows is this whole shit is jokes. Don't matter. You're about to try to use logic? Wait.

You think we don't think this is real? You just killed yourself right now. I know, right? I'm going to show you lots. I appreciate you saying that shit for me, though. Thank you. You know what I mean? I can't say it.

Oh, gosh. Okay. Well, let me just. Cash and Akash, girl, I apologize. We are just joking. Oh, come on, yo. We're not doing this. You're supposed to be Killmonger, bro.

I'm trying to help them out. Stop helping. You don't need to help. We're having fun, all right? This guy don't need no help. Look at him. He's got everything going on in his life. I might need some help.

I'm going to beat my ass. Nobody's beating your ass. You're fine. Nah, she'll beat your ass. I'm sure she'll beat your ass. If she has an inclination that we did something, she'll come see. Right?

She turned white real quick. Would there be a problem? I don't even fucking... Silence is not the answer. Shit. It's like we're totally fine. We're totally chill. Go through my shit.

She knows. Faithful man. We know you're faithful, bro. I'm trying to blow up my arm. No, don't. Don't do it. Just let it be what it is. All right.

Just let it be what it is. So this whole thing started from the question was, do you feel a certain expectation to live up to sexually? Oh, right, right, right. You have 45 minutes to get this question answered. Because I think it's something like early on in my comedic career, right, I felt like once I was on TV for being funny, I felt like I had to live up to that

every time I met someone who would see me on TV. I had to give them this funny moment to justify where I was in my life, right? And I wonder, since you give out all these sex tips, that you're like, holy shit, I've got to be the best person he's ever fucked. I think it's simpler than that, though, like like i'm a giving person which means sex with me generally would be good i'm a passionate person i'm a giving person so in turn like that like

even if a guy has a smaller dick when i can tell they want me to come or they're like into the sex and not just fucking for them it's gonna be good. I think good sex is a lot simpler than we make it, so I don't really feel pressure for that. It's more like sucking dick. You've got to be good at that. I feel like not even for me. Because you could rank that. That's a skill. Sex,

it's whatever. If it's good for you, it's good for me, whatever. If you come, something happens. Let's rank it. Top five blowjobs right now. Akash, you start. I got a one through five. It was that time my girl did it, that other time my girl did it, that third time my girl did it.

But, like, seriously, we all have a memorable moment of, like, good head. And I feel like great sex, like, doesn't always equate to size for me. It's more like the moment. Where was I? Things like that. But blowjobs I do put a lot of effort into because that's the only thing sometimes I feel effort with. Which is hilarious because this hospital dick dude, like his

face, like the third time that I gave him head, he was like wow. His dick is too big to suck good. I'm going to tell you that. What does that mean? What are you talking about? So, like, I cannot put my mouth, like, as far down as I want to. Can you get your mouth over the front of it? Yes, but, like, it can't go past.

Like, I have to do weights. Is that a fucking Subway sandwich, yo? I mean, you can't get your mouth over that. Maybe it is. I don't know. Shit. Can't get your mouth over that. But it's not an easy, like, you know, like, I can't go up and down.

Describe it like, what is it like? It's the width of his dick. No, no, no shit, motherfucker. What do you think it was, a triangle? I don't know what you mean to describe it. Is it a Tresemme shampoo? What does it look like? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Scale it for us, like we're Amazon. There's a lot of bottles here. Yeah, is it the Essentia one liter? At what point from Essentia to Poland's brewery? It's skinnier than, it's a little of bottles here. Yeah. Is it the Essentia one liter? At what point from Essentia to Poland's Brewery? It's skinnier than, it's a little bit more of a, no, maybe it's this width. It's a two-hand dick. You cannot wrap your full hand around this guy's dick. I could, but there's like a, it's like a C.

It's not an O, it's a C. So you've thrown it up. Actually, I was like. But, I mean, I felt, I had to learn how to suck his dick better. Right. You know what I mean, I felt I had to learn how to suck his dick better. Right. You know what I mean? Opposed to like the dicks before were a little more medium. So I could act like a fucking super head.

You do have hospital dick. Yeah, you do. So how did you learn? I don't think I've ever had the whole dick in me. How to suck his dick appropriately. So I go by cues, which I think everybody just men giving women head, vice versa. Whoever gives who head. You got to go by the cues.

So what I learned that he liked was honestly the effort. Like, when I make a lot of noise and it hits that tonsil, then I hear the, you know what I mean? I'm like, okay, that's his shit. Also, like, he really loves eating pussy, so as long as I sit on his face while I suck his dick,

like, that's really all I have to do. It's like, I almost don't need to put it in my mouth. Oh, you guys put 69. More than I have with anyone in my fucking life. Really? Yes. That should be taking too much effort. It doesn't take effort if you're on the bottom. My brain is one-sided, so if I'm getting pleasure at one thing, I can't concentrate.

But see, when you have a dick that big, you need a lot of warm-up. You know what I'm saying? You can't just spit on the pussy. You're like a 68 Chevy. I don't know, Cars, but it sounds right. You gotta warm it up. You can't just drive it off the lot. I was actually just had a hot dick recently that I was talking about with Mandy where

I've had guys fuck the shit out of me and almost hurt more with smaller dicks than with him. And I think it's because he knows how to fuck with his dick. Like, when you have a big dick, you know you just can't. Because that's not what's going to get them off. That's too painful. Like, he knows he's got good stroke game. But, like, sometimes dudes with medium dicks, I feel like,

try so hard to fuck the shit out of you. Because they're just, they think that's what you want. They know what you have. If you know what you have, you don't need to. If you got a big dick, you don't need to do a lot of extra work. You don't. But if you're small, you need to know what works for you. Right.

And I think dudes with smaller dicks want to push it all the way in you because they think you want it deeper when that's always not necessarily it. I can't take this dude's whole dick. Don't want to ever in life. You can't take the whole dick? I don't think I've had it yet, no. So he has to half-stroke you when he's having sex? I think he strokes as far as the shit'll go.

If I cum like two or three times, maybe the whole thing does go in. But I know when I'm looking at him fuck me, I'm like, okay, that's a half dick. Maybe I don't understand how women are built, but if a child can come out of it, can't a dick go inside of it? Yeah, but remember, you're pushing.

It still hurts. You're pushing for a while. I was going to say, it's still pain, but you're pushing for a while, so I think with dick, it takes time until the whole thing's in. You can't just jam it in there. Much like when you're eating pussy or fingering, you can't just stick your whole finger in. You've got to take your time. Everything takes time.

I think that's also the issue, is rushing sex with women. Why do you women get all this time? I don't have time, bro. I am a busy fucking guy. I don't have time. How much warm-up do we need? You don't think over, like, millions of years we evolved to get the pussy ready to go, and then we just put it in, and it's time to fuck? No, I don't think

you guys have evolved to that at all, which is why a lot of women don't cum. No, you guys haven't evolved, to be perfectly honest. In what way? We cum super quickly, evolutionarily. Like, we just let that shit go. Y'all the ones slowing everything down. Can we have a serious conversation here? The longer you're with your girl,

do y'all not care about foreplay as much either? No. I think that's people, though. I think women do the same. You get real practical laid during sex. You get real practical with your sex. The longer you're in a relationship. My girl said, my girl was like.

How long have y'all been together? I'm about to say, like, you. Both of y'all said no. We both did like a long girl. This motherfucker was ready for the cop out. My girl said this. My girl said this. She was like, she was like, she was like, put your fingers in me.

And I was like, what about if we just put a little bit of my dick in? And like, we'll just start with a little bit of my dick in and then we'll go to the full dick.

Because I feel we get in two for one. No. You know what I'm saying? Your fingers reach. Let me see your hand. Yeah, your fingers are doing shit and reaching places that your dick don't. What are you talking about?

My dick goes way further than my fingers. Yeah, but your finger got dexterity. My dick does too. Y'all can't move the tip of your dick and curl it back. Y'all can't curl your dick back. I didn't know your dick was a fruit roller. No. He can candy cane his dick whenever he needs.

This is why sometimes, so lesbians have more orgasm with each other. Ain't nobody give a fuck about lesbians, yo. Look here I am. Hey, man. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. No He can candy cane his dick Whatever he needs This is why sometimes So lesbians have more orgasms Anybody give a fuck About lesbians yo But here I am Yo shut up about lesbians We don't care Have you guys had A lesbian on the show

Have we had a lesbian On the show Say what Excuse me I think we have You been waiting for somebody To say what That's enough lesbian shit

Bro we barely give a fuck About one woman on this podcast I have two God damn? That's enough lesbian shit. We barely give a fuck about one woman on this podcast. I ain't talking about two. God damn, yo. That's a lot. That's a fucking lot, man. Oh my God, bro. I'm holding in the words.

I don't want my spankings, but you should give a fuck. Lesbians can teach you a lot. I've literally taught so many- What they gonna teach us how to build a deck? How to eat cookies. What they gonna teach us, yo. Real talk. What they gonna teach us how to build a deck? How to eat pussy. What they gonna teach us, yo.

Real talk. What they gonna teach us. I keep hearing that. Let me listen to how to eat pussy. Nice flannel shirt collection. Me? How to dress like me? What you gonna teach me, lesbian?

You do dress like Ellen, to be fair. You do. Bro, I do. You do. In-N-Out crossover, baby. In-N-Out crossover. What. In-N-Out crossover. What a sick idea. Is that a sports thing?

Yeah. That's a basketball thing. In-N-Out crossover. That's great. That's great. But for real, though, you really think lesbians eat better pussy than fucking? I'm positive. How?

Men are better than everything. Women are everything. Everything. Even like, you ever watch Cooking Channel and you see how many men are the cooking stars? Y'all ain't even good at this. I feel like they be doing that on purpose. What? Gordon Ramsay knows how to cook.

That motherfucker knows how to cook. So that's it? That's all you see on the show? I don't know a lot of famous. Listen. I know mad famous male chefs. Now, why don't you think you know famous female chefs? Maybe because they-

Rachel Ray, maybe? Can I tell you one thing about Rachel Ray, which is very interesting? Girls, you talk about all this time we need to do for pre-sex and pre-whatever. What is it called? Foreplay, all that kind of shit like that. Yes, you do. What did Rachel Ray get famous with? I don't even know.

30-minute meal. 30-minute meal, 50-minute meal. Apply that to pussy. Apply that to pussy. Look at this ain't pussy. That's fucking a casserole. That sucks. What are you talking about?

That sucks. That's efficient. Oh. The female cook sucks. I didn't say that. I said white. Oh, my God. Ooh, take that.

How the tables they turn. I want to slap the shit out of you. I know, right? Yo, real talk. That's a good-ass point. So Ray's trash. I didn't say that. Who else good?

You got Gordon Ramsay. You got Salt Bae. You got Salt. You got. How did a woman not even learn how to do that? Salt. All this snapping you be doing, you can't drop a little salt out? I'm going to let y'all get your bag right now.

I'm going to let y'all get your bag right now. I'm going to let y'all get your bag right now. Oh, no. Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay the G. Oh, no. That's a drop, son. Bam. Bobby Flay. Bobby Flay to Gaffieri. Gaffieri. Bourdain, rest in peace.

Take off your mask. Bourdain, son. Hold on. Famous chef. You got Rachel Ray. You got whoever that bitch is. I have no idea who that is. Nobody knows who she is.

Paula Deen. Paula Deen, racist. I was going to say, Paula Deen got to get out of here. I fucked with Paula Deen a little bit. How is there no black people up here? Say what? See, this is how you know this is propaganda. Whoa.

How do they know black famous chefs? What you mean? We got Sylvia. No, but look at Sylvia. She's the most famous. Amy Ruth. Emeril's literally the closest. Melbus?

There's no one from Melbus? Come on, son. We got mad famous chefs. Can I tell you, I did not know the guy from Foods and Diners, the Guy Fieri guy. I just thought you- Guy Fieri's the god, bro. Guy Fieri's not playing around. All I'm trying to say is, how are we better than you at everything and not eating pussy?

We gotta be better at eating pussy. You know you're not better at eating pussy. How am I- You can't even palm a basketball. So? So what I'm saying, if I got in there with my fingers, I'm gonna be able to move shit around. It's because I choose to invest my skills in other things. Like? So what I'm saying if I got in there with my fingers I'm going to move shit around.

invest my skills in other things. Like? Sucking dick. No. We better than that at two. I'm not going to lie.

We probably better. I'm not willing to try to see but if it was something I applied myself to I bet I could do better than you at it. Yo, men are definitely

better at sucking dick because Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I got to hear this one. I got to hear this one. I got to hear this one. Alex will never talk, though. Men are definitely better at sucking dick because look at a guy in a relationship and look at gays in a relationship.

Go on. Go on. Gays be mad happy. That doesn't have to do with sucking dick. That's testosterone. But men... Also, lesbians be mad pissed. Not for nothing.

Not for nothing, though. Girl relationships. Don't make me say it. Say it. Go make me say it. Say it. Go ahead and say it. Say it, because we already know what it is. We know the answer. Wait, wait, wait.

Ed, look this up. Domestic violence rates in gay male relationships versus gay female relationships. Shout out to Case Rosso. He had a very funny joke about this. Comedian Case Rosso. Okay, now go. We are more emotionally expressive people.

Therefore, lesbians are going to tend to be more, you know. Volatile. Passionate. Violence. Is what I like to say. Angry. Toxic. All the words you like to call niggas.

It's not that, it's not that simple anymore, is it? Okay, where are we at? Every gay male couple I know are happy as shit. Look at the fucking estimate not reported for gay men of domestic abuse because it's sample size too small. There's nothing. And then what about women? What is it?

40%? 40% of women are getting beat up by their women, yo. That's curry percentage. Me and my girl almost got in a fight, too. You did, right? Of course. Our man was there to break us up. Thank God. That's Curry percentage. Me and my girl almost got in a fight too, so. You did, right? Of course. Our man was there to break us. Thank God. That's why that throuple is necessary. And it wasn't me either.

Damn right. Came in there like, yo, stop fighting, start sucking. We had a throuple or not. 40% is high. Son, these bitches beat each other up. Oh, that's sexual violence versus partner violence. Wait, lesbians out here raping? The actual violence is violent? Are lesbians raping?

57%! That's impressive a little bit. Lifetime intimacy. Jesus Christ. Yo. God damn, these are... This needs to be an episode of Horrible Decisions. I don't want to talk about rape, but this is a great topic.

These are like all-star baseball percentages right there. These are like... That's Steph Curry's shooting percentage. You know what that is? I didn't think over 35%. That's a whole paper. All-star baseball percentages, and they don't know how to use a bat or a ball. If they knew how to use a ball, they wouldn't be gay.

That was the point. Okay. So the point we're trying to make is, how do you know that we're not the masters at eating pussy? Because I've, from personal experience? You're telling me a girl ate your pussy better than a guy? Bro, time and time again. Seriously, sincerely. Why would I lie?

I'm on here now. Hold on. You're saying a girl could do this better. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Because that's not all it is. What about, True, what if you're like this?

Can I tell you, the sideway eating pussy, that's the shit. That's why I did it. I want to tell you guys this one pussy eating tip that will help, okay? Can I give you my favorite one?

Yeah. Okay. This is how I do it, but not a lot of people can do it like this, right? Okay. First of all, I just rub my nose up on it like that. That all, I just rub my nose up on it like that.

That's it? I rub my nose up on it like that. You put the chin in it? I put my chin in the butthole. Good. I put my nose up like that. Take a little flavor save right here. Yo, they were making fun of me when we were down at Palm Beach, bro.

They said I look like a witch because my nose is big and my chin is big. You could if you put them all. Yo, but anyway, you just get in there with the nose. Boom, boom, boom with the nose. And then I get to the bottom of it and I just blow into it like a snapple. Just whoo. Did you know that if you blow into a pussy and there's no air getting out, you can kill somebody like that? That's why she died?

Wait, what? Seriously. If you Google that, I don't know the name of it but you can enclose a vagina blow air in there and it gets into some artery or something

and you can die that way there's not 100 ways to die best pussy eating tip that I have well you just gave us the worst pussy eating tip ever because he literally

just gave it to you I don't want nobody blowing in pussy and these bitches out here dying on his account on the episode I'm on

and it's always some bullshit when I come here. So. Well, it's always going to be some bullshit. Yeah, it can be fatal. Air embolism. Blowing air into the vagina can be fatal as it supposedly causes an air embolism.

Yikes. Yeah. So careful. Oh, so you're like blowing it like a balloon blowing it. But you don't know what they're going to do. Like there's all that. Oh, sorry. Oh, so the pussy eating tip right yeah we generally eat pussy like

this right so you have your two lips and you stick your tongue through it whatever yeah can you give us a tip how to get out of eating pussy what's that what's the good tip i'll tell you both that's that's the tip we want so i'll tell you both for when it's like stank you don't want to do it and when you're into doing it so you have lips right yeah your lips can pair with their lips so this is what happens when you're coming through with the smackers here's their lips yeah what we should be doing if you eat pussy from the side your lips match theirs and it feels a lot better plus like generally we don't feel men eating pussy on our labia right so here you go here's theia. You normally feel it just right here.

This feels fucking amazing because this is a place you don't get touched a lot. Much like balls, you could say, people always forget about. Men forget to eat pussy from the side. That shit feels good as fuck.

Also, when you're eating pussy, like, touching that labia because it's never touched, it, like, causes crazy orgasms. Porn hub, a labia massage, give your bitch a dope orgasm. Ways to get out of eating pussy. Hey, don't do none of that shit, yo.

If you find yourself in a... Don't do none of that shit. Just pay the fucking rent. Pay the fucking rent. I would take that over getting my pussy ate. You don't have to know how many labias a girl got or nothing. Just be responsible.

Be a man. Be hard at work. Lay on your back when you come home. Let her get on top. And when she's like, finger me a little bit, you be like, just put a little in my dick in. This is why straight girls fuck me. Say what?

This is why straight girls fuck me. Why? Because guys like me? Yes. How many things do I have to help you with? I can't believe it. It's your podcast, your relationship. Now I'm getting straight girls to fuck you because I'm so bad in bed.

I'm not eating pussy. How do you get out of eating pussy? This is exactly how I'm not eating pussy. How do you get out of eating pussy? This is exactly how it happens. All right, how do you get out of it? He's saying you owe him a thank you because he's getting you more straight pussy now by talking like this. Thank you, man. I'm just out here throwing lobs. I will say more men are in my D.

You got to be like woke and not problematic because you just be missing all the jokes. So that's why you got cover up with like Hey inclusive everybody First of all I've been there I've been there I've been there I've been there bro I've been there thinking like

It's problematic If you get the joke No problem Every time Andrew says some problematic shit I wanna go to that minute on the podcast and be like, let me see what Kaz said. Because you got to be the voice of reason, don't you? No, no, no, no.

But if you get the joke- What kills humor more than reason? Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it's actually pretty hard for chickens to come across the highway, blah, blah, blah. Fuck out of here, man. Yo, why didn't Kaz cross the road? Because he was late. That's what-

All right, that was funny. How to get out of eating too much. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. I'm going to go with the chicken. Fuck out of here, man. Yo, why didn't Kaz cross the road? Because he was late.

That's what. All right, that was funny. How to get out of eating pussy. Okay. So this has never really happened to me, but there has been time where like the hair is too much and I haven't wanted to eat pussy. So using things other than your opening your mouth.

Can I say one thing? You're already doing too much. No, when a girl is like freshly done,, I really do enjoy eating pussy in that moment. Me too. And I don't know how many days that shit lasts, but that is the best. It is. It's the best. Yo, I'm obsessed with that shit.

There's something to be said about eating a hairy pussy because it's pussy you're not supposed to have. No, no, there is. It's unprepared pussy. It's like, oh, man. When it's waxed and clean, she's like, okay, somebody's going to see this in the next two or three days. This is the only time I've heard someone not appreciate super clean pussy. No, super clean. Trust me.

I love good, prepared pussy all the time. What? But I'm saying there's something to be appreciated. From a little what? Must? You know, just have a little. I'm trying to stay out of trouble. Wait, wait, wait.

Are you referring to my woman's vagina? No. No, I'm referring to you out of trouble. Wait, wait, wait. Are you referring to my woman's vagina? No, I'm referring to you saying, I appreciate both. You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. I know she's a busy woman. But see, you got relationship pussy. No, I'm not even talking about when I'm single. I'm talking about if you're out or whatever.

If you meet a girl that has a relationship pussy. Oh, like if you know she wasn't ready. Not that she wasn't ready, but your game was on that night. She probably saw you. She probably didn't meet you. And then what she was like, I didn't even care. Oh, shit, I wasn't even planning on giving up the pussy today. But, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do.

Pick up the pieces. Pick up the pieces. That's a great reference. I will say there is something hot when I'm trying not to. And I'll be like, yo, yo, yo, I can't. I wasn't ready. And they'll be like, I don't give a fuck. I'm like, hi.

What is up? I'm a guillotine. OK. Like a little me too. That's what's up. Oh, me one and a half. Why'd you have to take it there, bro? A little me 1.25.

Oh my fucking god. No, I don't want you. Yes, you do. This is Canadian pussy. That Weinstein pussy. You're like that Weinstein dick. Too far. That Weinstein wiener.

Too far, I guess. That Weinstein dick. That Weinstein wiener. Too far, Akash. Too far. It ain't. Whatever. I think that. I still like watching paid in full, so Weinstein jokes are. There is a, there is something, I guess I agree with you. There is something to be said.

Is that how you phrase it? Yeah, there's something to be said. Is that how you phrase it? Yeah, there's something to be said about, like, you know, the pussy's not all the way scorched earth, but, like, you know, you just meet her for the first time. That's the adjective. Yeah, it's not. It just means you was on that night. I don't like it here, as long as it's, like, not in the, like, if it's at the top where I'm not going to eat it, I don't even care.

I mean, not if it's, like. But the top where I'm not going to eat it, I don't give a fuck. I mean, not if it's like... But I'm not trying to do that. If you can tell nobody's been there in fucking years, yeah, that's okay. Maybe I don't want that. But if it's a little something not too... Y'all eat period pussy? Bro, I did that by accident the other day.

Okay, that's happened to me. Fuck, bro. How'd you know it was? I guess that's my vanilla thing. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, it's plugged up, though. Any period, I'm just like... Even if it's plugged up.

What do you mean plugged up? You eat through the plug? Hold on. You ate through the... I didn't say I ate through a plug. I'm just asking if you guys maybe stay at the pub while it's plugged up. No, no, no, no. Chill, chill, chill, chill.

No. The most I've done is knock the pussy into her period. None of you guys have licked the clit when it's plugged up. Thank you, Eddie. What the hell is wrong with this? Y'all are whack. Eddie's fat. He'll eat anything.

Of course he's going to eat that shit, bro. You think he's worried about a little fucking strawberry jelly? I mean, it's not something I regularly do, but I'm a scissoring person, so I gotta get the clit wet a little bit. Get out of here with that shit. That's crazy. You're absolutely crazy. You're a crazy girl. Did I really take that

too far? No, you didn't take it too far, but that shit is mad gross. This guy's talking about sucking dick and how men can do it better. That's what we like. What? We like sucking dick. By the way, all the good sucking dick tips I get from gay dudes. Seriously. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

All right, so for the gay dudes listening, what's a good dick sucking tip? I was right. For the gay dudes listening, or the women listening, too. Oh, yeah, go ahead. Well, you know, I was looking up our icon. One that I've been doing lately that I really like is during orgasm, like when a dude is coming so like when a dude is coming

I like to put it all the way in my mouth That's the one. And then when I'm right about to pull his dick out of my mouth That's the one. That's the fucking one. I stop right at the head That is the one, dude That is the fucking one.

Now do you believe in me, friend? Yeah, that's the game changer. So you get it all the way in your mouth. I call that the 10 cents a day. So, why? Because that bitch is hungry. That bitch is hungry, bro. Once it's all the way in there, right, and you can feel it go in your throat,

you pull out, still sucking though, pulling the dick out of your mouth slowly. You stop right here. This is gross to hear you describe. The frenulum is the skin. But it also feels good. The frivolum? The frivolum is the skin that meets the head and the shaft, right? So I stop there.

And then I kind of like put my tongue right where the hole of your dick is and almost suck the rest of it out. And they love that shit. Oh my God. That is how I've got my bill paid. You could have just stopped that. Yeah, that was horrifying. That feels sick to my stomach.

But it would feel really good. Also, stop. Use the use of your tongue while a dick is in your mouth. I always have men tell me that they love how I use my tongue. While it's in your mouth and they're coming, you can also of your tongue while a dick is in your mouth. I always have men tell me that they love how I use my tongue. While it's in your mouth and they're coming, you can also move your tongue while the dick is in your mouth.

But for some reason, people just lay it flat. Don't know why. I'm thoroughly disgusted, yo. I can't be. Because I start thinking about cum and that shit. I have this weird relationship. Bukkake is my favorite porn. I'm obsessed with it. It's disgustingake is my favorite porn. I'm obsessed with it.

It's disgusting. I don't know what it is. I also think it's because it's the one thing I don't get from lesbian sex. If I really wanted penetration when I fuck a girl, I could. But something about semen, it's really disgusting. Wait, a girl can't cum on you? A lesbian can't cum on you? I mean, it won't look the same.

The consistency, the viscosity. What if she cries on you with her bitch ass? I'm the crier, to be honest. With her bitch ass. Is she a bitch for real? She'd be out here crying like this. Don't be talking about my bitch ass. It's sold out of overalls.

Okay, I don't fuck those lesbians. Don't be talking about my They sold out of overalls Okay those I don't fuck those lesbians No shade to the ones that are there But I like to fuck fems See but if a guy says that They're like Oh fems are like the lesbians That they were like molested into

Like me Yeah like Actually to be fair I thought I was fem Until I ran into you Where was it Last lap and you're like Wow I've never seen you in heels before Whoa Yeah What is that shit Actually, to be fair, I thought I was femme until I ran into you at, where was it, last lap? And you're like, wow, I've never seen you in heels before.

Whoa. Yeah. What is that shit? The first time I see you dressed up, I was like, oh shit. Now, you know people who are born Christian and then people who are like, what is it called? They got saved. Yeah, like the lesbians, they got saved into it. You know what I'm talking about? They converted.

The femme ones are the ones I think they got molested into being a lesbian. And then the ones that are born it Are the ones that are like Oh my fucking god Andrew But that's true If you're a lesbian that walks around Like you in the yard and shit Like you just fucking ready

The shoulders forward lesbians They were born that That's their life So what you saying I just figured out pussy Top boy lesbians, they were born that. That's them. That's their life. So what you saying? I just figured out pussy? Yeah, like the top boy lesbians? Top boy. Oh, okay.

The bitch from Top Boy. I didn't watch Top Boy yet, but I know what you're talking about. It was the wrong guy. Yeah, dude. Feminine. That's definitely like a handful of women I know. I've known since they were like five years old. I was like, oh, yeah.

When they came out, nobody was surprised. I mean, we could say the same for men that are quote-unquote more feminine, so to speak, and women that are more masculine. I came out the pussy like a pussy, I think. Some of these gay dudes be acting like sissies. Oh, God. As long as you keep it at that word. Well,

good thing you're not here on a Wednesday. Don't say shit in the motherfucking goddamn house. Sissy's a funny-ass word, yo. We gotta start calling our girlfriends sissy when they be complaining about shit. I interviewed a cross-dresser that was called sissy, and he liked to dress up in women's clothes and clean up their apartment. Yo, son, we got to call our girls sissies, bro.

Like, any time they upset us, why are you away so much? Shut up, sissy ass. We should call y'all sissies. Cis men that be crying. I'm being such a sissy, bro. Yo, cis male. That's our word. A sissy is our word, yo. Y'all are acting like some sissies right now.

Yo, stop saying that word, yo. That's not your... That is a little problematic, yo. There's certain words that you as a half black, half white woman cannot say. Like what? Tell me what I can't say, Andrew, please. You can't say sissy? You check a lot of boxes.

I can't say it? She checks all of them. She checks all the boxes. You can say the N-word. I am literally the top. You only get the first three letters or the last three letters of the N-word. The N-word.

Get the fuck out of here. You get three letters. I told Akon? What, what? No, the N-word. The N-word. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. You only get three letters, yo. You get three letters. I told Akash he can get away with it, but he refused. If you want to put, if you want to combine the first three letters

of the N-word with the last three letters of the Jewish racial slur, you got that. What is that? I don't know. I actually just, career?

He said Nike. I didn't know the Jewish racial slurs until I watched He said Nike. I didn't know the Jewish racial slurs until I watched that fucking... Black Klansman. You're doing some bangers today, boy. Nike is hilarious, bro. Holy shit. Not a lot of people in the room.

You're the only person that can call someone a Nike, bro. I don't want to call. You can call people Nikes and all. That's got to be your slur. That's got to be your slur, though. But do you get why it is? It's like N-I and then K-E. So from N-I from the N-word and then K-E from the.

Oh, that's fucked up. That's so good, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I feel bad saying it. Oh, my nigga, I ain't saying Nike. That's so good, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I feel bad saying it. I'm rapping. You're pouring into this. Nah, my nigga. I ain't saying night. That's too hard.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't, you can't. She just said the N-word, bro. You can only go the first part that rhymes with fig or the second part. You can do the second part where you sound like the Frosted Flakes. Grrrr. Grrrr. Yo, what happened to you saying Manila That shit was hard

Did you guys just stop saying Manila Cause that shit was not funny Don't say that I don't need to You know white people always want to be included in something They're like give us one We don't want to be included we just take it That's how we be doing it that's fucked up that you include

everybody but white people i don't need to include them in a they're we're marginalized why would i need to include white people in a space where they are marginalizing white people by not including them oh you are a marginalizer oh my god you can't oppress the oppressor this is a very much a white woman rage that you're giving me, and I expect better from your brown ass. White women love the moment they could be upset about something. I'm just pointing out hypocrisy where I see hypocrisy. You don't see none. I see it.

Oh, I see it. Oh, this is a little hypocritical. Is it? Yeah. And also, you're a marginalizer. Oh, my God. Fucking stop. Yeah, you are.

That's not problematic. You're a marginalizer Don't even say this word around me Because I'm trying to get Unshadow banned Okay You are a marginalizer My association

You wanna hear something crazy My shadow ban Five weeks now Yo Akash on the longest Shadow ban in history right now That's crazy Real talk Bro I can't even get verified

My agent was like We got trying in another month Oh my god damn I remember Remember when I was going For the WWE thing Instagram sent that shit back in 20 minutes. Like, who are you?

Wait a minute, but you got it now? No. You still not checked? You can't if you're shadow banned. Oh, you can't? Because when the people put it in for us, Mandy wasn't shadow banned. Bro, look at this. Yo, free Akash, son.

Free Akash. And whatever Indian comic is hating on Akash, because we know it's you out there, motherfucker. We know you got haters, man. You think it's another Indian comic? Yeah. Girl thinks that, and I don't. I can see it, though. It's too organized.

Every video I put up now, this flag. This is removed. Even if it's not remotely offensive. You've been having some great ones, too. Thank you. That's crazy. That's how I had to find myself the other day. It does come up on Google now, but it won't come up on the.

Wait, what happens when you search Weezy? Don't worry about it. Oh, I'm out of here. You're not shadow banned, son. No, but I was, though. No, you're not. You just want to be with the homies. I really want to get out of this.

You know what I'm saying? No, I really need to not be shadow banned so your army can slide in them DMs. You're not shadow banned. We already got one army member in them DMs. You're not shadowbanned. We already got one army member in there, bro. It doesn't matter. I'm non-monogamous. You really trying to get invaded. The army invades and provides.

That fucking watch party, it was thrown at me everywhere. I went to the Discord the next day and you were the talk of the town in that group chat. That's what I got. We got to talk about that when we were at that hookah spot and I accidentally showed my titty and it was on Discord for like 20 seconds. Do you remember that? Was it a live stream?

No, it was like a snap. We went to Angelique's birthday party, right? So Kaz was like, yo, you heard of Discord? I'm like, yo, I heard. So Kaz is like, yo, you heard of Discord? I'm like, yo, I heard. So he's like, yo, go in the Discord because they be talking about you. I take Kaz's phone. I'm like. I'm not doing that.

I'm not buying the coop, yo. You ain't going wild, man. Yo, yo, yo. What the fuck does that have to do with it? I understand why lesbians get beat up, yo. I see... What the fuck does that have to do with... I understand why lesbians get beat up, yo. I get it now. Bro, this has nothing to do with the cast. I did nothing wrong.

He did. I did nothing wrong. You start the story, yo. When we smoking hookah, my nipples is all... No, we were in a party. This is at the bowling alley for Angela's party, right? No, but then me, you, Lowkey, and some other people went... What's that?

Sahara afterwards. That's it. Yeah. Sahara East? Sahara East, yeahkey, and some other people went. What's the Sahara afterwards? That's it. Yeah. Sahara East? Sahara East. Yeah. That's Low's fucking spot. He loves him.

You want me to fuck Low too? No. Damn. All right. Because y'all think I'm trying to fuck everybody. All I know is. I just flirt with everybody. I don't know if we told the story on the podcast.

Until we get the point of friendship. I don't know if we told the story on the podcast. Kaz and I were supposed to do horrible decisions. And we all were on a group text. Oh. Kaz couldn't make it and then you immediately were like,

oh, Akash, you're out of here. Let's get low on, right? So you didn't have my number saved. You couldn't make it. No, you didn't have my number saved. You just had a number on a group text with low.

Oh, yes. You sent me a text at like 3.30 in the morning. I'm in the shower. I get a text and my girl's in the bathroom. I'm like, yo, can you see who texted me?

I remember this. I do too. And the text is, hey, one text. Second text, it's Wheezy. It's 3.30 a.m. Me and Lovi out in the bathroom. I'm like, yo, can you see who texted me? I remember this. I do too. And the text is, hey, one text. Second text, it's Wheezy. It's 3.30 a.m. Me and Lovi out in the East.

Why the fuck is a Wheezy texting me at 3.30 in the morning? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know this bitch. I don't even know her number, say.

You see? You see? I'm looking into my future right now after this fucking episode. So can you please finish the story? Okay.

Please. So we're sitting in front of the Hooper. I did nothing wrong. And Kaz is, I guess, on the Discord. He's like, yo, they talking about you again, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, who is they? So he's in the Discord. He's like, say something.

I grab Kaz's phone, and I'm like making a video, and I did this, right? All I did was this, but I'm drunk, so what happens? A whole fucking nipple comes out so it sends right i didn't see the nipple come out i just press send kaz is holding his phone he goes what'd you put in there i was like oh i just flashed he's like so i scrolled up now your whole titties in the shit i'm freaking out right i'm like oh my god help niggas is in my dms already nice nips wow didn't think they were going to be brown. They still talk about that to this day.

Sometimes I'll pop into the disco, remember that time Weezy came on the chat and showed a titty? I was like, bro. She's committed. I need to be in it. Very on brand. So whoever saw my nipples that day at the watch party, let me know because I didn't pay for one fucking drink.

Matter of fact, I ordered lamb chops. I remember the price. They were $37 at this fucking place. And no, I didn't pay for it. A dude comes behind me like, nah, I got you.

I'm like, no, dude, don't worry about it. He's like, listen, that one titty deserved it. Wow. So I guess the next watch party I'm going to have to show the other one for some food.

I don't mind slutting myself out for food to be quite honest. Yo. Respect. Then I'm going to be at show the other one. I don't mind slutting myself out for food, to be quite honest. Yo. Respect. Then I'm going to be at that next watch party. And it's a girl. Ooh.

Chicken wing. So my girl can fight, bro. And I'm going to be right there, copping the same thing. My girl can fight, bro. I'm going to be like, girl, you know. I'm not worried about your girl. I'm worried about Weezy. I'm just hoping your girl goes.

Hey. Oh, my God. She'll be there. I'm going to be like,. I'm just hoping your girl goes. Hey. Oh, my God. She'll be there. I'm going to be like, can you help me? With that fat ass ring on her finger, too. Let her know, bro. Listen. She's like, that'll get her.

All you have to give me is the, I would never, ever, I'm not a behind the back person. You ain't got no fucking okay, Weezy. All I have to give you, you ain't getting it. Just let her go. Just one time. You want to go through your whole marriage without her getting that one thing off her. She's going to think about it for years. My girl will never know what good sex is like.

That's on my name. On everything I love, my girl is going to be sexually unsatisfied until the day we die. That's on everything. I really thought he was going to get over this. Oh no die. That's on everything. I really thought he was going to get over this. Oh, no.

Actually, we don't. Well, anyway, for the army that will be going to the watch parties, I just want you to know I know he said I got a man, and then I'm getting blue-chewed. I am still. You do have a man. How do I got a man? You do.

What let you know that? Yo, chill. Yo, Kaz, you're making too much noise. I'm trying to get out of this because I'm fucking suffocating. Go to the bathroom, dog. Do you have a read anyway? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We got a read. But we're going to wrap this up and then do a read.

So, yeah, here's the thing. I think you do have a boyfriend. And you're going to start treating him with respect. Whoa. You're going to start treating him with honor. You're going to start cherishing him. Yeah, respect that black man. He's a black man. Okay, so you're going to start treating him

like the king he is. You know, he'd be a monogamous. He's out here being faithful to you. He's out here loving you. He's out here giving you half of his dick. Mm-hmm. Half of everything. Fuck yeah.

Actually, that's really what I want. What is that? Half of everything? Yeah, that's the goal. Okay, good. So you know what your goal is. So go out there and get it. I'm not going to get it like this.

Yeah. Got to be faithful to that black man. Real talk. Be faithful, B. I'm not ready for a boyfriend. Why not? What do you mean you're not ready? How old are you?

You already have one. I want a primary. I don't want? What do you mean you're not ready? How old are you? You already have one. I want a primary. I don't want a boy. That word freaks me out. How old are you? I'm 28. You got to start making these moves now. Yeah, you're ready at that time.

But I could do that at 30. 30 comes quick. Nah, man. He ain't here yet. I remember 28. It's easier to do at 28. You got about 84 useful periods left. You got an expiration date.

Actually, that's not, that's like, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, that blue chew dick, I'm telling you. If it was raw dick, I'd have been right now pregnant. A whole pregnant chola. Real life. Or Nike. Real life is funny.

Wheezy now you have these shows coming up as part of your tour I do I have hosted the I have hosted the Horrible Decisions

live show once that's right I was so excited about that are you hosting more of that or Essence Fest Essence Fest I do every year but this is

I did one time and I have to say it was a wild show and it was wild i mean just to start my tit came out there tit came out there and um yeah it did come out you have like heavy at the end nipples your nipples kind of like hang stop it a little what i do not have i have... Yo, Carlos Miller, funny issue. What is it?

On 85 South, you know this podcast is for both. He said this podcast is for the girls whose nipples look like sorry pieces. My nipple is actually

on Instagram right now. Your nipple is? I have a picture where it's a little see-through. But it's not, but it's see-through. It's not like when you take your shirt off,

the nipple just hangs at the end. It's like that? No. You know what? Go to a Gonzo. You know Gonzo from Sesame Street? Go to Gonzo.

Nah, you bugging. That's how it looks a little bit like that. My titties are better than that. There you go. That's it. So that's what our, this is it right there. That's a dick nipple. That is it.

Yeah, you got that one. So that's good. This is my nipple pic let me see yeah but it's pushed back if you let that go then it's gonna hang down towards the ground you know what point is the show was fucking great i mean that sincerely it was super entertaining you like are interacting with the people you're getting girls on stage people are like humping doing these different sexual situations both of you guys are on the mic. You're like, you're making jokes about this shit, but you're also kind of like teaching.

You had me do this game with the people in the audience that I thought was so smart, where like you find out who the biggest hoe in the room is. Thank you, I came up with it. And it's so much fun, because like everybody starts standing up, and you got to sit down when you haven't done a thing. But like, I'm telling you.

So the reward's the biggest hoe. There is a room full. When we were there, it was probably 350 of the horniest fucking chicks that I've ever seen. Dude, that's the move. It is insane. Let me tell you something. So go check out this. Couples at our show.

Shut up so I can promote your show. So go out and check out these shows. It is, where can they get tickets for this show? Horribledecisions.com. The next show we have is coming next week. We have Philly on November 6th, DC on the 8th. Amazing. And then Boston, 1212.

Every other major city we're going to be in in 2020, January, February. So go check that out. It's a great show. It's a show. Mandy and I don't just get up there and be like, oh, we're slow. It's really planned out. But I really wanted to come on Flagrant because we have a packed room of horny bitches. Actually, there's a video of two girls making out violently because they were so fucking horny at our show.

What is that? Do you see these bitches? Oh, wow. In a meet and greet line. That's aggressive. Tell you, these girls get really horny. We're going to have to connect the, what do you guys call yourself? The whorehive.

The whorehive. The whorehive and the asshole army. And we're going to have to do something. Seems natural you guys call yourself? The whorehive. The whorehive. The whorehive and the asshole army. And we're going to have to do something. Seems natural. That would be so fun. I would love that. But I want you guys that have girlfriends especially to bring them. We've had a lot of couples get with unicorns.

I know who's not coming. No, I'm just kidding. No, she got to come. Of course. But no, I mean, couples meet a lot of unicorns there. And a lot of people always ask me how to get a threesome started. Horrible decisions is the perfect fucking place. Bring your girlfriend.

That's what's going to happen. Wheezy, what the fuck on, what's it called? Wheezy, what the fuck on all platforms. Twitter, Instagram, et cetera. You know what? You brought me on when you brought me. When we have you on here, we were going to do round two of this accent battle. I think we're going to have to save that

because we went on so long for this episode. So the next time you're on, we'll have another accent off. But if you do want to check out the accent off, there's a fun episode of Dropping in New York City where Weezy and I go. It's a very, very good one. I really love it. It's like one of my favorite times I've ever been on YouTube

because I just feel like it really showed me. You know, everybody thinks I'm just a fucking whore which is true but it's like that moment in time was just absolutely fabulous.

She's good. She's very fucking good. Seamless. Except, I told you. Alex got, what? Stop it.

What? What happened? I don't know. No, he forgot. I feel like our best one was the Dominican guy and he didn't put it. best one was the Dominican guy. I'm so nervous. And he didn't put it. Which one was the Dominican guy?

I draw for the Uber, you draw for the life. The life. That was very good looking. Pero he don't put inside the movie, the YouTube. So I don't know. The YouTube. Making the show. Making the show.

Anyway, it's very entertaining. We're going to have the official accent off another time, I promise. Thank you so much for coming. We love you. making the show making the show anyway it's very entertaining we're gonna have the official accent off another time I promise thank you so much for coming we love you

yay and check out Horrible Decisions check out these live shows guys and let us know how they are you know I've dubbed myself

the asshole army princess so I thought maybe it could be Leah but no we're not gonna give it to a white woman love Leah Leah's been here

in a while anyway we gotta get Leah back on well you better be me that's it we might give it to a white woman. Love Leah. Leah hasn't been here in a while anyway. We got to get Leah back on. It better be me. That's it. We might give it to a white woman. Akash got real serious. You think I'm out here

fucking people in the asshole army to not be the princess and queen? That's true. You have to put in the work. Thank you. So we're going to consider you.

We're going to keep it tight. If there's anyone out there that could lay the claim to fucking more assholes. Wheezy, take the crown. You got it. And I'm still looking for more. Slide in my DMs. Guys, what an interview.

What an awesome time hanging. Not even an interview, just a hang. When Wheezy comes, it's a hang, just like her nipples. But something amazing has managed to happen. And honestly, I didn't know that this was physically possible in podcasting. Kaz, as you can hear, is not with us right now. Kaz has managed to be late to an episode that he was already at. He is late twice.

We said we're going to take a five minute break after we talk to Weezy. Right. And we don't know where the hell Kaz is going. We waited 10. We waited at least 10. We did a live, we did a read. We did a whole read. That's a couple minutes. That was a couple minutes because I messed up. I went and got food. Alex got

a salad. Two different places. I'm almost halfway through the salad. He's almost halfway through the salad. I mean, Eden, did you do anything? Basing himself a little bit. Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. Made myself happy. Hey, do you shower or do you just take that big thing and just dip it in juice and squeeze it on yourself? You guys are ruffling some feathers.

It's good. It's good, Eden. It's good. Eden. You guys are ruffling some feathers over here. It's good. It's good, Ed. It's good. Ed, comebacks are getting better. Anyway, I mean, it's just so shocking that this has happened. I'm not even upset I'm impressed at this point. This is impressive.

To be late twice to the exact same episode. I know. I know. And I wanted to call him out because we made it seem like he was late just because he was putting on the costume. He was already 15 minutes late. And then he said, I got to put on the costume. Akash.

I mean, what do we do when he even comes back in? What is the... I don't know, man. Make him put the costume back on. He's out of the costume for any of you guys

listening right now. That being said, we still got some very interesting things to talk about. Obviously, it's been a very big week, sports and non-sports related. Did you listen to Jesus is King? I did not. I should have. I don't even care anymore. I would say Kanye is maybe the worst thing

that has happened to Jesus. He's the Antichrist. He is. Like, who fucked over Jesus? Judas? Yeah. Judas is looking at Kanye going, whoa.

I know I fucked up. But low-key, what I did created Christianity. Do you know what I mean? at Kanye going, whoa. I know I fucked up. But low-key, what I did created Christianity. Do you know what I mean? What Kanye did is going to create atheism. If there is a giant move from Christianity

to atheism in America amongst the black community, it might be from this album. Oh, it's going to be. I heard yay or whatever the last album was and I knew it was done. I like that.

I like that I like that Yeah I thought You were just being contrarian To be honest No I actually liked Yay I thought there were Some good songs on it So then I got bored

I couldn't even Listen to the whole thing I was like I can't do it man Dude I wanted to like this one Maybe because I do have Some contrarian in me Sure

Yeah I really wanted to like it Yeah Um I was on a plane Flying down to Palm Beach for shows, and I was skipping songs. Yeah. And that's how I knew that this was bad.

Yeah. Because if you're skipping songs about God on a plane. On the plane. Like if there's one point where you just let that shit run to the end because you're like, God, just help us. Can we land? You know what I mean? Like literally all you're thinking about.

And I was skipping through, so I couldn't even fucking listen on the plane. To a first listen, to skip means that shit is trash. And how many tracks he got on this? Limited, right? I think 11 or something like that. I think like 10 or 11. 10 or 11? Yeah, I assume it'll be short.

I assumed that you would listen because he got your boys on it. I know you were a big Clips fan. I'm a big Clips fan. I need to hear that song. I mean, I was out of commission all day yesterday. My back been fucked up. I was on painkillers and whatnot. Yeah, real talk.

But I'm going to listen at some point, but I know it's going to be trash. I talked to my brother-in-law, future brother-in-law, big Kanye fan. Swears he's a genius, all of that that i asked him what he thought of this album he was like i didn't get to listen to it all the way through yes because can we have you can't finish bro i'm a kanye say again i'm a kanye stan and for the first time in my life i don't like an album of his now first time in my life i don't like an album. It feels rushed. It doesn't feel mixed right. It's just trash. It's not good music.

I think we need to start having the conversation which is what is he so great at? Like Kanye puts himself in the same ballpark as Steve Jobs. Da Vinci. Walt Disney. Da Vinci. Walt Disney. Da Vinci, right?

Let's use those three people, right? Those three people changed the course of history with their work, right? Steve Jobs literally changed the way we listen to music. He changed the way we talk to each other. He changed the way we talk to each other. He changed the way that we interact. All these things were because of Steve Jobs, right?

Walt Disney. This fucking thing right that we interact. All these things were because of Steve Jobs, right? Walt Disney. This fucking thing right here changed everything. 100%, right? Now, Walt Disney, I'm not too familiar with how cartoons and that kind of shit worked prior. Yeah. But I'm sure he had some instrumental- Cartoons as theme parks? I was talking to my friend who was talking about an exec.

She was at some network, and now she's a free agent. She's like, I want to make cartoons. I'm very interested. If you have a cartoon, give it to me. And he was like, why? And she goes, theme parks. Yeah. And just that way of thinking blew my mind.

But that's Walt Disney. Anytime you go to a fucking amusement park. Star Wars park, Harry Potter park, all that shit is Disney. All of it. So he literally changed the way human beings interacted with the world they're in. Yeah. Right? And he invented a thing.

Like, Steve Jobs, he wasn't the first person to do a phone, but he invented a way the phone is used. Completely different. He changed the way internet phones, remember Palm Trios? Those suck dick. Horrible. Right? I'm not too familiar with Da Vinci's shit. I know the guy that got his arms out, whatever.

And then I really don't know that many things. But I know he was like an inventor, right? I know you got that guy right here. Maybe the most brilliant guy ever. Okay, so he's a super brilliant guy, right? I know he was in Assassin's Creed. Right? I think he built some of the things for that.

I'm being glad. One of the Ninja Turtles. He was one of the Ninja Turtles. This guy was a Ninja Turtle. He made a barreled cannon. He made an animator. He made a revolving bridge. Wing flying machine.

The airplane. Diving equipment. Self-propelled. I mean, this guy really knew what he was doing. This Da Vinci. Now, Kanye truly hasn't invented anything. He's, and I've said this about him forever,

but he's just taken shit that is very normal and almost corny for white people and he's made it cool for black people. Yeah, you cannot deny his impact on fashion, whether good or bad,

is crazy. But hold on, let's back. All of his impact on fashion is appropriate from white people. Sure. He has not – I guess what I'm trying to do is like when we're talking about Da Vinci, right? We're talking about Steve Jobs and we're talking about Walt Disney.

There's a difference between inventors and influencers. Right. So if you're going to call yourself one of these great minds like them, you have to invent. Yeah. Kanye is a influencer. Black people really, or used to at least, really trusted his sense when it comes to music and fashion. And he was able to sell them certain things that they hadn't been sold before. But he did not invent the dad shoe.

No. White dads have been wearing that forever. He did not invent the pink polo. dad's been wearing that forever he did not invent the pink polo there was a reason why he was able to buy it because it was already fucking invented right you didn't say make it pink you walked right into the fucking nordstrom's you went right to the golf section and you started dressing like those guys right right same thing with like the baggy ripped sweaters nirvana had been doing that shit forever soundgarden has been doing that shit forever. Soundgarden has been doing that shit forever. You did nothing at all to innovate fashion.

Now, music, we can say that he is an innovator with music. That's fine. I've never been a big Kanye fan, but I can't say I hate his music. I like tons of his songs. He's got a lot of shit

that's good, but he might be his most brilliant thing that he's ever done is saying he's a genius. Selling mediocrity. It's the most genius thing he's done. I don't want to say mediocrity because he's ever done is saying he's a genius. Selling mediocrity. Is the most genius thing he's done. And I don't want to say mediocrity because he's good. He's got some fucking

classics. I'll give him elite at music. I'll never say anything about that. I'll give him elite. Elite at music is different than genius. And he's called himself genius until he believed it and it's the next level of what Jay-Z did. Jay-Z would be in the GOAT conversation, but the first person

that put himself there as far as I know was Jay-Z. I Jay-Z would be in the GOAT conversation, but the first person that put himself there as far as I know was Jay-Z. I wish Kaz was here because he knows music better than I do, but I remember Jay-Z saying I'm the greatest

before anybody else was saying it. We were still big in Pac. Jay-Z goes, who's the biggest? Pac, Biggie, Jay, or Nas? Yeah. So he put himself

in the middle of these four people at a time where nobody even considered him close to the greatest, right? Which is really smart. Smart and works. Kanye did that with his own genius.

Yes. And he's been calling himself a genius, and I think he's so influential within a subset of people. Most white people don't think Kanye's a genius. He thinks he's a genius, and he's operating in the vacuum. But if you ask my dad, you're like, hey, is Kanye a genius? He'll be like, who?

Do you know what I'm saying? He's not literally the majority, like Asians aren't going, oh, Kanye, that guy's a genius. Right? Like nobody in China thinks he's a genius. Nobody in, maybe in Africa, maybe doubtfully in India, I doubt they're going, oh my God, that Kanye guy, that guy's a fucking genius.

Like ripped clothes? Y'all been doing that? Right? So it's like. That's all we got. Those are clothes. That's what they sell at the store. You need clothes?

So it's like, I think there's a situation where Kanye has convinced a small group of people that he is great. That small group of people happens to be the most culturally influential group of people on the earth now. Black Americans. Right. So if black Americans are supporting this thing, the rest of the people that want to be involved in cool and hip culture. You convince us. Follow.

Yeah. Right? So yes, you've done it right. But if you think Kanye convinced my dad to wear those Nike Starbucks or whatever they're called. Nike, what is it? I forget what they're called. Whatever. It doesn't matter those old dad shoes those pete carroll shoes the pete carroll shoes like my dad been wearing them forever yeah right like if you think he convinced my dad to do it like i was into nirvana way before kanye ever thought that that was cool right so i i just think

we got to call out kanye on his on genius card. Maybe his genius is convincing people that he is. That's what I'm saying. That's the only genius. I've never bought into Kanye's a genius. Yeah. Really gifted musician. Yes. Undeniable impact on fashion.

Whether it's stolen or not, he impacted it, influenced it. But ain't no genius. That's a fucking lofty word to throw around. Yeah. I use genius on one person, and maybe it's because I don't know music like I know comedy. I know you don't say he's quite, you don't use it for anybody. I use it for one comedian, and that's Chappelle. Yeah.

I think the way God, and only a comedic genius. I don't think he's, Kanye thinks he's a genius, period. If you wanted to sell me musical genius, I could be like, all right, fine. Chappelle's a comedic genius. That's it. That's the only person I see. That's fair, and genius. That's it. That's the only person I see. That's fair. And I would agree on that.

I guess maybe there's a world where we go, yeah, Kanye is a musical genius. Maybe. I'll give it to him. I'll give it to him. What I will say is I give him tons of credit for his ability to seemingly not care what other people think and buck a trend. Yeah. seemingly not care what other people think and buck a trend. So like, while as a white guy,

I don't see it brave wearing dad shoes and these types of things, maybe his community would scrutinize that type of clothing so much to be able to wear it would be a brave thing to do. Right. Sure. Okay.

Maybe my community is a little more accepting of clothing that's not that cool. Yeah. Y'all been dressing weird we've been dressing weird forever yeah we invented this shit yeah you know

I admire that with somebody that is in a position to lose so much to like double down on his influence and then end up

changing the way other people operate I do admire that and he needs credit for that no doubt but to me he's the ultimate influencer.

That's why him and Kim are married. That was brilliant. So it's just like Kanye and Kim are the same thing, but Kanye is Kim with a skill. The knock on Kim— That's how you say it. I couldn't figure it out, yeah. But the knock on Kim is, what are you good at? Well, what she's good at is influencing people.

Right. And she knows exactly how to do it, exactly what to put in her body to make it look a way so it influences people. Yeah. How to operate, what part of her lifestyle she should show. She knows what the fuck she's doing. Right? Undeniable.

Kanye is that, but also happens to be a lead at music. Right. is that but also happens to be a lead at music right and if Kim was good at anything I think that and she if she was really good at anything let's say she was really good

at fucking let's say she was good at music I don't know whatever right and then she called herself a genius I think we'd be like whoa whoa whoa

you're just good at music right you're good at music and you got girls putting on like you know lipstick but yeah you're just good at music. Right, right. You're good at music and you got girls putting on lipstick, but you're not a fucking... Like, if anything,

Kim is actually more... If we're talking genius as influencer, Kim is more of a genius because Kim has changed the way women's faces and bodies look. It's insane. Dude, every hot girl just looks like Kim now. Yes. So,

if you want to talk genius in the Kanye sense of it, meaning just influence and culture, to get someone to wear something is a much smaller investment than to get someone to change the way they look. Get surgery.

Surgery. If influence makes you a genius, Kanye isn't close to his geniuses, Kim. Kim is the goat. All right. So I'm taking everything in. Kanye is a musical genius because he changed the style of music

that was popular at the time. So as to that point, you have the Drakes, you have Jay coales you have like all the people the sing-songy rap and emotional um uh i show all sides of me rap 808 he made that popular yeah yeah so i would say in that sense he's a musical genius and he can like really craft music i don't know what's going yeah like I think he's having difficulty now making music but we have to give him yeah

and you did you did we're saying like if anybody wants to sit here and go he is a musical genius you'll never see me debate that he's not my favorite

but I love his songs and there's like tons that I've really enjoyed and I think genius gets thrown around loosely but every person that's my problem with it. By him.

But everybody that we call a genius, they're a genius in one particular area. Maybe not Da Vinci, but most people. It's like Tesla, he was good with fucking electricity. This guy, who's the guy who goes to space and shit like that? Elon Musk. Elon Musk. It's like you wouldn't say he's a fashion genius no you know so it's like i think everybody just is a genius in whatever field that they direct that genius at right no i was thinking about that but

i feel like what kanye does is still pretty narrow even relative to them like electricity is wide range you could do millions of things with electricity. Rap beats is one specific thing. I have not heard the Kanye heavy metal album that's like, holy fuck, this is incredible. I have not heard the Kanye symphony he wrote that's like, whoa, fuck Beethoven. This guy's right there. You know what I mean? He's a genius the way Beethoven is a genius, the way Mozart is a genius, the way Kurt Cobain was a genius. But then it's a much more wide-ranging term.

Okay. To me, then, that's just in my mind, and now we're just cutting, splitting hairs like this. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's brilliant. He's a brilliant... Genius to me is some other level, like, what the fuck? Yeah, I think...

I understand what you're saying, right? Where there's a little difference between, like, Kanye and Pharrell, in that Pharrell would make the best songs or the best beats of the genre of hip-hop that was popular at the time. Whereas Kanye would redefine the genre of hip hop. He'd push it forward.

Push it forward. And did that a couple times. And all due respect, we're completely off the music table. 100%. And that also speaks to his influence, right? It's like, oh shit, when Kanye does something, that's the new thing. And that he brought into fashion, right? Yeah.

What I'm saying is the fashion thing, he didn't put a single piece of unique or original clothing out in the entire time that we saw. I mean, like every bit of his clothing or sneakers is a ripoff of something that already existed. It's not like, like Steve Jobs with the iPhone, it's like- Completely just different. He's like, oh, we don't do sneakers no more. We do babookas. And you're like, what is that?

He'd be like, oh, that's a new thing on your feet. You're like, I guess we do babookas. Like he just made up a fucking thing. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I think you gotta separate. He said, I'm the greatest genius of our life.

There's some interview with Big Boy and it's like, bro. I don't think anybody really believes him. Like, even in the black community,

I don't think we actually say he's an all-around genius. We only give him the musical genius thing and even that, it's like, genius with an asterisk on it. Nah, bro,

I think a lot of people, maybe not you, you're more rational, but a lot of people, up until about a year and a half ago, Kanye would say just this tweet, this idiotic nonsense that was mad, like vague. Yeah, and we were looking at that shit like stupid. Thoughts of the sperm of action. And we'd all freak the fuck out and be like, oh my God, Kanye's a genius.

And then he put on a red hat and everybody's like, yo, Kanye's crazy. Like now y'all realize it. It took one fucking hat and now you see him for what he is? It's just a little annoying. Yeah. And that was just the ultimate flex. Yeah. He's just going, can I make anything cool?

How powerful am I? Yeah. Can I do anything? And, um. No, he tried. Gospel. But the thing about gospel is you don't have to make gospel cool like god is already dope now if he made gospel like if this album was good if this album was good and you

heard this like you wanted to bump this shit in your car because he kind of did it on the last two albums he had like one or two songs that had the gospel in it and we love those i thought it was going to be a whole album of that dude that shit would have been amazing hillsong we've had carl lenson here yeah hillsong has built one of the most popular churches in the world it's a global church and the backbone of that is christian music and rock It's not gospel, but it is Christian rock. And they have these amazing fucking songs. I listen to this. I'm not even like a super religious person. I listen.

And so it's not like this hasn't been done. And this church is known as the cool church. You got hipster looking dudes in there. You know what I mean? Hipster looking chicks. So it's not like it's not like all gospel music or all religious music is creed. There is a cool

fact. Justin Bieber was part of the church. No, no, no. I get that but I'm just saying it hasn't been done in hip hop. Fair, fair, fair. What a chance. I'm not trying to be an asshole. Didn't Chance kind of do that? Nah. Nah. He doesn't make gospel music. I think he made songs about his wife or something. Nah, he made a lot about my wife I think he made songs about his wife or something. Nah, he made

Who I Love My Wife. But before that, before his wife was Jesus, all his songs were about God. He's bringing church choirs. I don't always tell him enough to know. Think about the beginning

of You Don't Want No Problem. In the beginning, a church choir singing. He puts an organ in his shit. Maybe. Yeah, maybe. I mean, Kanye might try to take it a step further,

but Chance is already kind of doing that. Yeah. And the best part of the Life of Pablo intro was the Chance verse. Yeah. But that's one of those ones. Imagine if we had a whole album of that.

Dog, if he did Father Stretch My Hands or whatever that song was. If there was a whole album of that. I mean, I cried listening to that song when What's Her Face sings. Who's the chick that sings? Kelly Price or something? Yeah, that's the intro track i forget what it's called that's the that's not that's the first one ultra light beam ultra light beam i fucking cried listening to that song that was one of the most beautiful songs i've ever listened to and i'm listening to that and while i'm listening i'm like anything he wants to say about the music

he makes he's right this is beautiful and then that going right into the I think my father stretched my hands my dad went into like the panda shit that guy bro the beginning of that album charged me up

so it was fucking amazing it was truly amazing I remember pulled over at a gas station in Santa Monica, California where I was going to buy a charger and I was bawling crying

at that the beauty of that song amazing and I go wow this guy's a true skill to evoke this type of emotion through music. 100%. Not denying it.

But the whole album wasn't that. Yeah. If it was, we on a dip. That's why I thought this was going to be that. I think we all wanted that. I was kind of hyped for this one. I think we all wanted it. I was so disappointed.

In a weird way, we want him to win. Yeah. You know what Kanye is? Kanye is like an athlete that went broke. And you're like, I hope he gets it back. Remember when Vin Baker was working at Starbucks? And you're like, man, I hope he becomes a manager one day. He's like Sean Kemp.

Sean Kemp. He got fat. He got married. But that is what happened. That shit did happen. He went broke. He got fat. All the shit. But that is what happened. That shit did happen. He went broke. He got fat. All the shit.

Yeah, we are rooting for him. I'm rooting for him. It's in a weird way. Like, we're rooting for this guy who is kind of like, he's not humble in the least. Like, he's not the guy to root for. True. Why are we rooting for the guy who says he's great?

Because we're watching him fall. Even if he's acting like he's not, we're watching it. Kanye's looking more and more like the teddy bear on his first album. Every album. Kanye looking like that college dropout bear. I respect anybody who just puts it out there. When you talk that shit, that appeals to me. No, I love that, but you got to back it up.

If you don't back it up, it's high risk, high reward. And he used to back it up. That's why we get along so well. He always backs it up. It is high risk, high reward. That's a good back it up. That's why we get along so well. He always backs it up. It is high risk, high reward. That's a good point. You're fucking right. And you know what?

That's what we loved about Conor McGregor. Yep. That's what we love about Floyd Mayweather is if you talk that shit and then back it up, we have a massive fucking respect for you. And for a long time, he would back it up. And now he doesn't. And that will be his fall from grace. His fall from grace will be if he stops backing it up.

And the music had always been the backbone. This is it. There's a rap from now. I feel like Ye, that's what it's called, right? Ye, we gave him a little bit of a pass. But this one's two in a row now. We're still going to be excited for the next Kanye release. Nah. I might not even listen. I didn't listen to this one's two in a row now it's like oof we're still gonna be excited for the next Kanye release nah I might not even listen I didn't listen to this one

and I felt about Ye like this one I thought it'd be Life of Pablo was great I didn't I can't fuck with this but so I didn't listen to this one

maybe you're right but I think a lot of Kanye stans will give it one more chance like I know you guys aren't like technical music wise but it's not even mixed well like you can

there's parts in it where you know when a voice is not recorded well and the silence, you hear the little hissing noise? You hear that during it. And I really don't think that was done intentionally. That's not good. I'm like, yo, it's not even mixed well.

He rushed this shit. Didn't Charlemagne say it? I think he said it in his book. Kanye needs no people. He got too many yes men around him. Yeah. You would think the Kardashians... They don't give a fuck about men?

That's a good point. Caitlyn just straight became a woman, so they'd finally give a fuck about it. Come on, man. I'll do whatever it takes for you guys to care. Please. All right, well, outside of Kanye, come on man I'll do whatever it takes for you guys to care please alright well outside of Kanye

I saw this movie on Netflix recently called Dolomite I've heard it's incredible do I need to watch the original Dolomite

before I watch this I didn't and I didn't know that this was based on a true story I knew yeah it's based on the making

of Dolomite so Eddie Murphy stars in it. Eddie Murphy is fucking phenomenal. I've heard it's amazing. Even before it came out, my friend was like, even critics love it. It's like universal. It's good.

He's great. He carries the whole movie. I heard Wesley Snipes is fantastic. Well, he's all right. Oh, because I was hearing from everybody he stole the movie. He's all right. I thought he was a little extra with it, but I thought he was all right. I'm a big Wesley fan.

No, no. And he's another guy where you're rooting for. You're like, I know you got tax problems and this kind of stuff. I'm rooting for Wesley. It's great to see you come back. But it is a great fucking movie. You guys should all go check it out. It's on Netflix.

But most importantly, I really resonated with this movie. What's up, man? I really resonated. Push it all the way close. I really resonated with the movie because the movie is about, Eddie plays this guy named Rudy Ray Moore. Yeah. Who invents the Dolomite character.

Right. And the Dolomite character is this loud, vulgar, non-PC comic, and nobody's giving him a shot, so he records his own album in his fucking apartment. Wait, are you giving spoilers? No, no, no, no, no. The movie is about Dolomite

and the making of the movie. So it's not the movie Dolomite. You can go watch that somewhere. But this is about him and developing the character. And nobody giving an opportunity and him making his own shit and him going on stage and doing it and him releasing his own shit and like him selling his own shit. It was all about stage and doing it. And him releasing his own shit.

And him selling his own shit. It was all about, I'm going to do it myself. I'm going to make these things happen myself. And what happened? You thought you were so original. Son, I did. I'm just a fake-ass Dolomite, bro. But real talk, I think the movie's called I Am Dolomite.

Dolomite is my name, which is dope, too. Now that you're telling me the context that's dope right yeah and it's just like i'm watching this movie and i could i just was i just related so much to the hustle i related so much like banking on yourself putting your own fucking money up like he didn't know they didn't know how to make a movie yeah none of this shit they didn't know how to do it just like when we're on the road in europe we didn't know how to shoot a fucking special yeah we just put it together at one point in views from assists we balanced a camera on the back banister of this theater with a stick of gum to level it do you know what i mean like we were just doing this shit as it comes you know what i mean and

it was like watching this happen and watching this and the massive success and you know what he knew he had a market and all these like execs were like wow who are these you know this is gonna appeal to five blocks of people like why do you care about the masses and dolomite's like in the movies like there's those five blocks in every single town and the five blocks were like the black neighborhood yeah and he goes there's five blocks in illinois and indian and LA and any of these things. And it's like, it's one of those things where when you're creating

and you know you have an audience and motherfucking execs might not because they're trying to pay bills. But it's like, when I was putting out views, I was like, I know people need this. I know they need flagrancy.

I know they need it because I'm in the streets. I feel, I do these shows. So it was just, it was an awesome movie and it just like spoke so much to like what we're doing

and like our son you are Dolomite dude you're Dolomite Dolomite Dolomite son

I gotta change my fucking Twitter name to that right now Dolomite is my name Dolomite is my name hit that Dolomite bro hit that

that is so good hit that but yeah man please go see it, guys. And then we'll have another discussion about it. All right. I'll watch it by Patreon. I'll watch it tomorrow.

Just manning the motherfucking people. I like those stories. That's that Tyler Perry shit, man. Yo, Tyler, man. Tyler the fucking goat, yo. Those stories are so fucking inspirational, yo. You can say what you want about his movies, bro. Can't take away that man's hustle, bro.

Bro, I always defended Tyler Perry. I remember tweeting this years ago when I remember it was a fucking Red Tails or something bullshit ass movie came out about

the Tuskegee Airmen and everybody's like stop supporting these Tyler Perry no it's not about that but people like woke black people were like

don't support this bullshit ass Tyler Perry stuff go support Red Tails directed by white ass Steven Spielberg so who really

are you supporting if you go see that movie instead of Tyler Perry? I'll also say this. Say whatever you want about him. His hustle out-hustles your hustle every fucking day of the year. Hey, Madea's a funny character. Yo, and all these fucking...

Yo, but you know it's my hair, honey. I'll own up. I was one of those people that was like used to shade him in the beginning because I just didn't like it. It just seemed like before-y and that type of shit. It's like just seeing a dude in a dress, you're just immediately like, uh. No, because Chappelle put that in black people's fucking heads.

No, it was before Chappelle. Like there's something wrong with this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Chappelle went on Oprah. It was before Chappelle, though. And he said some shit like, nah, Chappelle is Oprah. Chappelle even went out. Chappelle.

Even fucking Wanda. Let me just say that. In a little bit of color. I was like, I didn't like Wanda. Let me get out. So Chappelle went on Oprah. There's a very famous recording of this. He goes on Oprah and he's like, why is it every time we're in a comedy, we got to wear a dress?

We got to do this. And he got in black people's heads that the white man is trying to put you in a dress to make fun. Now, people have been in dresses for comedic effect. It's lowbrow humor from the beginning of fucking time. Bugs Bunny did it every episode of Looney Tunes. And who is Dave Chappelle's comedic effect is lowbrow humor from the beginning of fucking time. Bugs Bunny did it every episode of Looney Tunes. And what, and who is Dave Chappelle's comedic influence?

Oh, interesting. I'm sorry, who is it? Is it Bugs Bunny? Motherfucker said he loved Bugs Bunny, bro. That's the part of the movie. Really? Yeah.

Or was Roger Rabbit one of them? I don't know. Are they the same thing? I don't know. No, Bugs Bunny's different. Roger Rabbit's a movie, which he wasn't that funny in it.

It's Bugs Bunny. Gotta be Bugs. So the point is, he got that shit in black people's heads now tyler perry goes i'm making my content nobody put me in a dress but me i'm doing my shit in a dress that's true is i'm deciding to do this and just like dolam he's like i know there's five blocks of people in every neighborhood who are gonna love love this shit. And he created it for them. And they brought him to the top. And now he has a fucking movie studio in Atlanta that is producing not only black films, but white TV shows, black TV shows, all this other streaming shit. And it's like he fucking did it.

He closed his eyes to all the bullshit critics who have never done anything with their fucking lives were criticized. And just went out and got it. And now all those exact same critics are going, Tyler Perry, he's the man. Look what he's built. To be fair, I didn't like Bugs. I like Bugs Bunny. I didn't like him because he wore dresses. I like Jamie Foxx.

I didn't like him because he did Wanda. You had a problem with Bugs Bunny wearing dresses? No, that's not why I liked him is what I'm saying. Right. I'm not saying, oh, Chappelle put in black people's dresses? No, that's not why I liked him is what I'm saying. Right. I'm not saying, oh, Chappelle put it in black people's heads. Like, no, that's not what happened. I just never found it funny. I was like, well, there's other shit that I found funny about him.

I'm just not a fan of lowbrow. And they give me the yucks. But I know what I found funny out of that shit. It wasn't some Dave Chappelle putting it in black people's heads that the man's trying to put it in. No, it's just like, Jamie Foxx is a funny motherfucker, bro. Wanda's the last thing I think about. Wanda was hysterical. I'm a rock your world.

That shit was funny. And it's not... And you're inclined to think whatever you want. It's not even just the dress. It's got to be more than... This ugly fucking... Wanda's face was so ugly. Lips out. Oh, yeah. I'm a rock your world. Such a funny fucking thing to say. more than right like this ugly fucking Wanda's face was so ugly lips out

oh yeah I'ma rock your world such a funny fucking thing to say Shanae Shanae wasn't funny I was literally just about to say the only black man in a dress that was legitimately funny

was Martin at Shanae legitimately funny but everything else I'm like I just you like Big Mama's house? that was your shit? yeah

Big Mama's house yeah right first Big Mama's house I fucked with Big Mama's house the whole point of Big Mama's House? That was your shit? Yeah. Big Mama's House. Yeah. Right first Big Mama's House. The whole point of Big Mama's House is that he's dressed up. That's the whole point. That's the whole point of Big Mama's House is that he's dressed up. So that's what made it especially funny.

Yo, Miss Doubtfire wasn't funny? Miss Doubtfire wasn't funny? Great movie. I'm just saying. I didn't think Madea was funny. It wasn't me not thinking Madea was funny. And that was not being on some, oh, this is a black, strong black man trying to be a dress. Yada, yada.

No, I just didn't think it was. It wasn't for me. Madea's movies. Madea's movies. I watched a couple. And I was like, this is clearly for women. It's too dramatic. Whatever. But whenever Madea was on the screen, that shit was funny to me.

Hello. Mass Southern. A lot of comedy just has to do with juxtaposition, right? When you take a massive black dude and then put him in a feminine little dress, it just creates comedic juxtaposition. But still has the fucking thug ass. It's like a thug ass old lady.

Beating up people, going to jail. This shit's funny. That's another comedic juxtaposition. Old lady, thug, right? Those things aren't supposed to exist the same. Same reason why McLovin is funny. Nerd, acts like tough gangster. McLovin.

That's all the hoes. Nerd, dorky, lispy white dude. Yes. Talks like a gangster, right? Anytime a comedic juxtaposition, anytime there's a severe juxtaposition, you're going to have a comedic effect. Great point.

People just take that shit too far and it became like an insecurity and whatever. It doesn't matter. Point is, go do your fucking shit. Fuck all these haters, man. Bang. You know? Can't argue with that shit.

Just build, bro. That's what we all got to be doing. I don't give a fuck how you build the mansion, bro. Build it, right? Build the shit. That's why I'm like, yo, just because those movies weren't for me doesn't mean I'm going to hate on the motherfucker. I'm not going to be like, yeah, I could totally give you credit for how you got there.

I mean, for what you built, but I don't have to be a big fan of how you got there. That's okay. Is that not okay? Is that not- Dude, we can criticize how people got there. We criticize Jay-Z. We criticize people all the time. Right?

They're entertainers. That's what we do. We either like it or we don't like it. Yeah, but I'm saying- So your view is nuanced. I got no problem with, hey, good for him. It's what we do. We either like it or we don't like it. Yeah, but I'm saying your view is nuanced. I got no problem with, hey, good for him, it's not for me.

That's a valid ass point. But a lot of people were acting like what he was doing was setting black people back when in reality he's creating black cinema with black art

in a black studio that's going to make other black films. Like what he was doing was building something and everybody refused to see it because people were more critical about Tyler Perry's movies than they were about Jay-Z's albums.

To play devil's advocate. And Jay-Z was speaking things in several of his albums that I would say hold black people back way more than a loving grandmother. To play devil's advocate there. Nah. I don't agree with that. Really? Play devil's advocate there Nah You don't think Yeah I don't I don't agree with that Really He was saying stuff He used to do That he doesn't do now

And now he Was About his business And Rising up people all around I turned to 25 to You're talking about two albums Yeah you're talking about

25 to 250 250 to a half Like how long You gonna talk about old shit You're talking about Two You don't think If you're talking about

Full content That stuff he was talking about The money he was making In the rap game That wasn't talking about You don't think't think he glorified God's dealing? If you're talking about full content... That stuff he was talking about, the money he was making in the rap game. That wasn't talking about... You don't think that he had glorified the drug game after not doing it?

Yes, but he's not glorifying it saying you should do it. He's just saying... I think the album actually where it's the least glorified is his first one. Maybe.

Reasonable doubt. The Evils is like, who the fuck wants this? Yeah. But after that, I didn't hear him doing that. And he says this shit. He's not trying to be conscious.

He don't want a message. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Truth be told, lyrics sold. Lyrically, I'd be common sense or whatever. Lyrically, I'll be Tyler Cooley. Truthfully, I want to rhyme like common sense, but I did half a mil. I ain't been rhyming like common sense. So he's saying right there, I'm not doing this conscious shit. I'm not responsible. But I wouldn't say he's

hurting people. I wouldn't say he's hurting the culture. He's actively telling you though, I don't give a fuck about being conscious in my art. Yeah, that's not hurting people. He's not a conscious comedian. He's not hurting anybody. Let's back up. I don't want this to sway the debate too much but I just, these

arguments are always annoying. You think that in no way has Jay-Z glorified drug dealing in his art? Not in a way to inspire others to do it. I honestly don't think it was glorification. I think he was just telling a story. And he's talking about two albums in particular. Talking about Reasonable Doubt, where it was literally all drug deal tales in my lifetime.

Literally all drug deal tales. Every album from then on, you might have one or two songs where he's talking about shit he used to do. But ever since then, it was just like, I make money,

I get money, I get money. From Hard Knock Life to Lifetime's S.Doc Carter. American Gangster. Well, American Gangster was quote unquote like the Frank Lucas story.

That was supposed to be the soundtrack to the album. I'm not judging him. I'm not judging him. I'm not judging him. I'm not judging the song Big Pimpin'. I'm not judging that way that maybe women are spoken about. I don't judge. My point is we are so quick to point a finger at Tyler Perry.

What he's doing is more detrimental than what Jay-Z's talking about. Who's Jay-Z talking about pimpin'? Asian girls? Nah. We know who's in the video. Those black women that you love so much. Al, where's the love for the black women? Son, I love them.

Say what? You don't love them? I love them. All right, but you allowed them to be pimped? Nah. You know what I'm saying? It's just, you know who got the black women's back? Big Mama or whatever fucking name it was.

Big Mama saving out here. Oh, Madea saving black women. Madea out here saving them from the pimps to play devil's advocate everyone grows up you don't think that after hearing that over and over

yeah thinking like oh you're sending black people send black people out send black people back you don't think the reason why he put that studio out

well why he built towards that studio was because of no I don't because he kept putting out Madea movies while he had the studio

he been at that studio yeah House of Pain I'm't because he kept putting on Madea movies while he had the studio he been had that studio yeah House of Pain I'm pretty sure was filmed pretty sure at Tyler Perry Studios and we're talking about 2007-2008

yeah so like that's I started Red Tails 2010-2011 I'm hearing this shit then he been had his own studio before

how can a movie set people back if only black people watch it white people listen to jay-z shit way more than black people medea movies only black people watch so they can't set a group of people back if they're the only ones watching it i mean numbers wise that's that's not that's a guess i'll tell you this there is is 100 fact that way more white people listen to Jay-Z than black people. No, I'm saying to say no white people watch Madea movies is just... Okay, fine, but majority black people watch it. Would you say the majority, right?

I would say the majority. Same thing with Jay-Z. I would say the majority of black people listen to Jay-Z. But way more white people listen to Jay-Z than black people. Yeah, exactly. Because of population density, right? Yes, yes, yes. And we know for a fact that those same numbers aren't reflected in medea movies

right we we know a much higher percentage of people that watch them are black than white yeah that's all i'm trying to say and got you but he physically can't hold them black people back in the eyes of non-blacks because non-blacks aren't even watching it whereas if that same thing is applied to let's's say, some gangster rap, the eyes that are on gangster rap, just because of population density and interest, are non-black, majority. I don't want to get this into... This is what happens with these conversations,

when we don't want to admit the truths of... No, I'm trying to explain to you that you said that only black people watch Madea movies. I'm like, that can't be possible. It's majority. It's a majority. It's a majority, yes. Of course. Same thing with Jay-Z music.

Vast majority of people that watch Passion of the Christ, Christians. I know it's shocking. Do you know what I'm saying? There's a reason he was playing it. Mormons got a movie channel, and they got a TV channel. You know the majority of people watch that shit? Mormons. It's not.

It's just what it is. It's fine. It's just what it is. It's fine. It's just an interesting double standard. We don't got to get too far into this. It doesn't matter. I don't know how we even got to this. Point is, create your own shit. Don't give a fuck what anybody says. You're going to be hated if you are successful.

And if you're unsuccessful, no one will give a fuck about you. All the criticism comes. The same people that are critical of Jay-Z... Nobody criticizes bums. Nobody's critical of bums, bro. Good point. You gotta love the criticism.

You gotta love the hate. I had to learn to love that. Let them hate on you, Ken. You said some ill shit one time. You said the opposite of love is in hate. It's indifference. Yes. That's fucking barred.

You know what I mean? So that's the worst. Yes. That's the worst. I'd rather you be angry than just be like, ooh. 100%. 100%. Yeah.

That's a Kaz gym. Yeah. That's how I know. I'm sure I stole it from someone. No, it is a saying. It is a quite popular saying. But yeah, man. It's a tricky situation.

I know we got some sports stuff we got to talk to. We're at about two hours right now. So let's get into it. Yo, the Niners might be for real, huh? Bro. I didn't watch any football. I'm a fan. I'm a fan of Magabosa, bro.

Magabosa's not playing around, dude. Magabosa got one of those fucking D-line interceptions when he just fucking— And he fucking pushed the fuck out of somebody. He caught that shit like it was a Mexican trying to jump over the border, bro. Toss that shit right back, dog. No, he'll fuck around. He might be— He's Defensive Rookie of the Year already.

Already. He might be Defensive Player of the Year. I mean, okay. It was Khalil Mack for like four weeks, and then the Bears started sucking because Mitchell Trubisky is like trash. And the Bulls, the Bears became trash, but fucking Nick Bosa, dog. Can you all explain this to me, please? Bad fucking dude.

How do the Patriots have the best defense in the league, nonstop coverage of said defense, nonstop coverage of said defense, nonstop headlines of said defense, and I don't know a single person that plays defense for the Patriots. That's a great point. Stephen Gilmore, one guy. Break this down to me. There's Gilmore.

Is Patrick Chung still on the team? I don't think so, no. But isn't this a fascinating phenomenon? The best defensive player on the team is Bill don't think so, no. But isn't this a fascinating phenomenon? The best defensive player on the team is Bill Belichick's fucking mind. So that's what we do. We always give the credit to the coach. And respect for the guys on that fucking team for not having the Odell Beckham Jr. egos that need to be stroked every five seconds. We'll get to that in a little bit.

But they have arguably the most potent—there was a statistic that came out and said that offenses would have a higher QB rating. Quarterbacks would have a higher QB rating against the Patriots if they spiked the ball every single down. What the fuck? Then they would if they actually played. That's crazy. QB ratings against the Patriots are like 35.2 or something like that. And if you spike every down, it's 36.9. That's crazy.

But how do we not know a lineman, a linebacker? I mean, Gilmore is a corner, isn't he? He's a corner. What the fuck is going on? Probably because the team's just all around good. There's no standouts, so it's all around good. Highlighted player because everybody's at that. So it's all around good Highlighted player Yeah Because everybody's at that

So good Is that possible? They still got that boy Hightower I think He's good Dante Hightower Dante Hightower They still have him? Right they probably have

Devin McCourty I think McCourty's brother Now plays on the team These guys also when they leave Don't tend to do much I remember Is that right? The Patriots model

Is to let their free agents go. We don't give a fuck. Remember when everyone was talking shit about Malcolm Butler not playing in the Super Bowl and shit? That, I think... I think that was a... That was a Belichick mistake, I think, to not play. Because you lost the Super Bowl and Nick Foles had like 400 yards. But, overall...

But have you heard of Malcolm Butler? No, that's a great point. That's a fucking great point. That's a great point. That's a fucking great point. That's a great point. Interesting. So what is that? Explain to me. Bill Belichick's entire model, from what I understand, like they're saying, is do your job.

If I tell you what to do and you do it, we will win. Trust everything else. And they trust that. That's why players, I don't know if they love Bill Belichick, but they just get it. I heard, I think, Troy Aikman talking about it. He was saying, like, players just know if he tells me to do something and I do it, we'll win. There's a saying that people value security over freedom, that if you could guarantee somebody's security in life,

that they would hand over their freedoms, right? And that is what people – That's what we do. Good parallel. Well, that's what people try to do with like the guns thing, right? Hey, if we get those guns off the streets, then you're safe, right? Don't you want to be safe? You're like, oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure.

And then the other side goes, hey, if you want to be safe, well, here are some guns. Guns will keep you safe. Whatever. It doesn't matter. I wonder if that Belichick Patriot system offers security. There's a confidence and calm that comes with just going, if I just go in today and I do my job, everything's going to be fine. I mean, that's the football philosophy. That's the football philosophy.

It's supposed to be fucking drumline, one band, one sound. If the team does good, all good things will happen. Everybody will get what the fuck they want out of life, whatever. But at the same time, a lot of people don't want to do that shit. You got people who were the man their entire life in high school, college, whatever. They feel like they're going to get to the NFL. It makes sense. You go to the NFL, you see motherfuckers like, who's a shutdown cornerback?

Jalen Ramsey, all up in fucking commercials, all this other shit. Has he won shit? No, not really. And some people are okay with that because not everybody's going to win shit. I'll say two things. First, you also have to trust that your coach will out scheme the other coach. And if I do my job, we'll win because his scheme is better. There's only one coach I trust with that week in and week out.

That's a great point because if you don't trust the coach. Jason Garrett, if you do your job, you're probably 8-8. You know what I mean? Absolutely. So now you start going, should I change things up so that we can actually win? Yeah, we're just like, what am I fucking listening to this guy for? You don't have those skins on the wall. I'm not impressed with any of your schemes.

What Belichick did to the Rams, I don't know that they've recovered since. They're 5-2 now, but they beat up on a couple scrubs the last two weeks, I'm not impressed with any of your schemes. What Belichick did to the Rams, I don't know that they've recovered since. They're 5-2 now, but they beat up on a couple scrubs the last two weeks, I'm pretty sure. The also-Rams, yeah. Yeah, the Rams and somebody else in London knows trash. There was such a great fucking chess move made by Tom Brady, man. I think this was this last week. I thought it was so fucking genius. So they let go of Josh Gordon, or they put him on injured reserve. I guess they're going to let go of him in like last week. I thought it was so fucking genius. So they let go of Josh Gordon,

or they put him on injured reserve. I guess they're going to let go of him in like a week. And they trade for Muhammad Sanu. Right. And Sanu wears number 12. Yeah. And upon signing and trading him, Tom Brady DMs Muhammad Sanu, wide receiver for the Falcons,

and now the Patriots, and he says, hey, I know you're number 12. If you want Falcons, and now the Patriots. And he says, hey, I know your number 12. If you want the number, it's yours. Now, we all know ain't a fucking chance in the world that Tom Brady is giving up that number. But he's testing to see if Muhammad Sanu is willing to sacrifice for the greater good of the team. Oh, interesting. I also thought it was a way of extending an olive branch.

100% too. He said, you're going to love me, and I'm not giving it. We both know you're not going to take the fucking number. And it's Tom Brady, so you would never do it. But now, Sanu is like, oh my god, what a guy. But he's also going, wow, he's willing to sacrifice that for my comfort. What am I willing to sacrifice for the comfort of the team? But it was a genius

fucking manipulation tactic because you get somebody's loyalty in a heartbeat. What a brilliant fucking thing. I mean, dog, first off, off rip. You're a wide receiver for New England Pitchers.

You fall in the fucking line You do So if you're gonna be The motherfucker that comes in Like Yeah I want number 12 Really You're not

Okay The whole city will hate you Here take it Boston will hate your fucking guts How dare you He should've called his bluff He should've called his fucking bluff I would love that

Like yes I want number 12 Appreciate that fam Good looks bro I'm such a cynic Let me get off that I'm such a cynic Do players get a cut of their jersey sales?

Yeah. I was like, Brady has had the same jersey, same number for so long. It's like, hey, let me switch it up. It becomes a collector's item. Boom, because everybody already has a Brady jersey, I imagine, in New England. Wow. You haven't had to get a new Brady jersey in 20 years. In forever.

Wow, that's a great point. Get a quick spike right there just by changing the number. That's a possibility. And there's the rumors that Brady might be out next year, bro. Go where? Bro, I don't know. Here's my tinfoil hat, bro. Between Belichick, Kraft shit,

I finally got to watch Living With Myself with Paul Rudd and the Tom Brady joke. Oh, yeah. So, in context, I could see that, you know,

if Brady says it wasn't planned with the whole, you know, massage parlor joke, I get it, because now I've seen the whole thing

and it makes sense. Right. But, I could totally see Robert Kraft being like, yo, I'm fucking going through all this shit. You're going to go in here and do a fucking TV show?

Right. And fucking, some shit happened behind the scenes. And the Patriot way, nobody knows the Patriot more than Brady and these motherfuckers.

They ain't going to let that shit leak out. No. They ain't going to let that, ain't none of that shit go into the press. Bill Belichick barely gets five fucking words out

in every fucking press conference. Some shit happened between those three and it was on some one of us got to go. Bill ain't going. Crap the boss. It's got to be you, dog. It's got to be you. He's 42 years old.

He probably feels like he can still go. If you look at the way they're calling the plays, they're not really letting Brady get loose like he used to. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's not really throwing – maybe it's old age or whatever, but you kind of tell that they're being a little conservative or maybe he's being conservative on purpose because, hey, he's not trying to empty the tank.

He still wants to play a couple more years. Some shit definitely went down between them, and I totally believe he's out of there next year. In one way or another, by retirement or going to another team. He'll probably go. I'm almost positive if he leaves, he goes to a team in the division. Some shit happened, though. Some shit happened.

I think it was Buffalo. A lot of people saying Buffalo. They're very Patriot-like. They played them the toughest this year. Buffalo just got A.J. Green. Good. Buffalo did get A.J. Green. Good. Buffalo did get A.J. Green. Buffalo, Josh Allen is not.

Bro, I watched that game hoping the Eagles would lose. I had nothing to do yesterday but watch football. They're terrible. Yeah. The other team I was interested in would be the Bears. Yeah. We said this last week, I think. Nice little defense.

Crazy defense. Good special teams always for some somehow. I don't know how the fuck they do that. For some reason, I could totally see Tom Brady on the defense. Crazy defense. Good special teams always for some, somehow. I don't know how the fuck they do that. For some reason, I could totally see Tom Brady on the Bears. Cold weather,

he's fine with that. Yeah, like every other team, I'm like, oh, it wouldn't look weird. But for some reason, I think because it's like an old school, one of the original teams

and shit, like they got the fucking old ass field. He's old as fuck. You know what would be fun about the Bears? You know who's in their division. Aaron Rodgers.

Aaron Rodgers. That duel twice a year would be fun. Aaron is playing out of his mind, dude. Bro, that fucking throw. He made the best throw I've ever seen in my life. He's like jumping, falling to the side. He side arms it. And it's still a 30-yard pass.

But like, how far was it? It started at the 10 or something like that. It might have been like 15 yards. He gets blitzed. He runs back probably 15 yards. He's probably at the 30. So he runs back. Let's say he's at the 20.

Yeah. It's 10 yards into the end zone. Yeah, that's true. It's a 30-yard sidearm flick to a point in the end zone where only the receiver could grab it. This table's the end zone. He threw it right where that fucking mic stand is. And that's literally the only place it could go or it's going out of bounds. And that shit fell right into his pocket.

And I was just like, it was one of those things like, you know, Chris Collinsworth, say whatever you want about him being the commentator. He's had some of these epic delayed reaction calls. He had the same fucking call when Odell caught the catch in Dallas where nobody really knew if it was a catch or not, and then he just has these delayed reactions. He's like, oh, my God, Eddie. I think that's a touchdown, Eddie.

Call it in. And he's so whack, but he's so great for those fucking delayed reactions to these incredible plays that only happen on Sunday night football. And holy fuck, Aaron Rodgers, man. I know for some reason people try to kind of write him off every year with the Mahomes and the Watsons of the world. Didn't you do that? I did.

I was one of those guys. You have to be accusing other people of shit. I'm not the only one. We all sip into Mahomes Kool-Aid and even the Watson Kool-Aid right now. They're both incredible, but fuck, Aaron Rodgers is still that man, though. He's still that man until

proven otherwise. We got to wrap this up soon. Is there something else you really want to touch on? Because we're way over two. Do we need to talk about any basketball? The Warriors are horrible. Oh, all right. Let's talk about the Warriors being horrible real quick. Because it's interesting.

The whole league is relishing on this. And I guess what I'm trying to say is they had a couple horrible losses. I think they lost by like 40 or something like that. To the fucking Thunder. To the Thunder, right? The rebuilding Thunder. The rebuilding Thunder. So it's important to understand, right?

It's important to understand with the Warriors, right? They've suffered a couple big losses. So you got to ask, who is supposed to defend? Right? You have no Iggy, which is really big defensively. People like Iggy and Sean Livingston. You have no Klay, which is really big defensively. And then you have no KD, which is big offensively and defensively.

The only way that they're going to be able to compete is if they let Steph go ham. And I think that they're going to unleash it. Now, is he too old? Is he too weak? Is he able to fucking go for 40 every night? But the only way they'll be able to beat teams is if they outscore him because they don't have the personnel to defend. They

just do not have it. Who's going to lock down? Steph? Draymond is the only defender they got. Dray's the only... Dray's the ultra glue guy. He's the ultra glue guy. He will onlyrey's the ultra glue guy He's the ultra glue guy He will only be good On good teams He's why And this

He's This is totally out of reach He's like If Frank Nilekino Was a big man Like On a team with Good players

On a team with good players He would He would put up great numbers Right But Draymond And Steph Steph's game Just isn't conducive

To a 50 win team By himself Not in this league. When they can send two people at you every single day. He's got to go crazy. Y'all see the quote I just sent like an hour ago to the group thread. It's Patrick Beverly yelling at the Warriors bench. Y'all a little different without KD, I see.

Y'all cheated long enough. It's okay. Y'all had a good run. Back to reality. Wow. Thanks. Nobody fears them at all. Wow.

And you know what? Why would they fear them? Y'all had a good run. Back to reality. Wow. Thanks. Nobody fears them at all. Wow. And you know what? Why would they fear them? They're never going to call off the dogs on these dudes. Why would they? They went down 50 at half. You think they called off the dogs? You think they had their best place? Why would they?

Because there's nothing to fear. I don't know. But you still thought the squad was good on paper. I mean, I think we thought Clay was coming back at the All-Star break. But like, oh, D'Angelo Russell, he's solid. Oh, they still got chemistry. No fucking chance. With Clay, they're interesting again because now you have a

stopper and you have another guy who lights out. And those three guys lights out is very interesting. Should we be concerned that it's not a nine-month ACL injury, which is kind of normal for ACLs now, right? I think they're just being extra cautious. Just throwing the ear. Do they have a draft pick this year if they're as bad as they think they're? I don't think they've let go any picks, but I think they're just being actually cautious. Just throwing the year. Do they have a draft pick this year if they're as bad as they think

it's theirs? Yeah, I don't think they've let go of any picks. But I think Clay's... If I'm a betting man, I think Clay's back by March. I mean, if they're in contention, I think he's back by March. So here's my other question. Whose legacy does this affect more? Steph or LeBron's?

Hmm. Before we answer that, your boy Jordan might have been right. Come on, son. Stop it. Jordan said he's not a Hall of Famer yet in the season where he had to prove his Hall of Fame worthiness, and right now they're getting bombarded.

Let's be fair. But go on, answer that question, though, which is? What we've always said about LeBron, and I love LeBron as much as he loves China. Big LeBron fan, didn't like the move to LA, but whatever, fine. What he always said, I want to see LeBron with a true team.

He had the heat with Dwayne Wade, and then Dwayne wasn't the same after the first year. He had the Cavs where he was, him and Kyrie and Kevin Love, and that's it, everybody else sucks. He had the Cavs where he was him and Kyrie and Kevin Love and that's it. Everybody else sucks. He had the Cavs before with fucking Boobie Gibson as a second best player. He's never had a squad that's not even all-stars but just good fucking players top to bottom. Steph has had a historically good supporting cast.

Since we started looking at him as an MVP, he has had Clay Thompson, the best two-way player maybe in history. I mean, Kawhi. Take that back. Kawhi. He's top 10 two-way player in history. Let's say this. I'll pull back. He's our generation's Pippen. In the sense of being a two-way player.

He has Draymond Green, who's one of the all-time great glue guys, use Kaz's term. He has Sean Livingston as his fucking backup. Iggy, who's one of the all-time great glue guys, to use Kaz's term. He has Sean Livingston as his fucking backup. Iggy, who's an all-star if he wants to be on his own team at that age. He has fucking KD come over. A lot of help. And he cooks everybody.

A lot of help. Of course he cooks everybody. I mean, he's great, but, like, it's easy to cook when nobody can double you. Who are you going to double off of? Couldn't be more right, dude. Now he's getting doubled, and you can probably honestly triple team him. Yeah. And what's he doing? We've seen it happen before.

When the Cavs won their first... No. Yeah. When the Cavs won their first title and, you know, LeBron... It was like LeBron and fucking Matthew Delvedova versus the world or whatever. Oh, and they were up 2-1 against the Warriors in that playoffs. If LeBron and fucking Matthew Delvedova versus the world or whatever. Oh, and they were up 2-1 against the Warriors in that playoffs. If LeBron has Kyrie,

I'm convinced there's no way they lose that series. Yeah, I think that one team was probably LeBron's best team. Even Miami, like top to bottom. That was his best team that he's ever had. Interesting. But with the Warriors and Steph, his game just isn't conducive to take over

solely by himself. Yes, he has a superstar talent. He has a superstar trait. He has one thing that he does better than anybody in the entire world. In history. In history. But the way he's built, the way he plays, how finesse his game is, it's only good for like 40 games.

This shit's going to, he's only good for like 40 games. That shit's gonna, he's gonna run out of gas. Like he's gonna, motherfuckers are gonna lay the wood on him for those first two, three weeks. It's gonna be rough for him. You gotta sit him a lot of games to save him. I mean for next year. I think yeah, 100% save him for next year.

And if you want him to get any wins at all, he's gonna have to go for 40. And if he's him to get any wins at all, he's going to have to go for 40. And if he's going for 40, it's going to take a heavy toll on that body, man. He's not young. Honestly. Steph is 30. He's 31 years old. Yeah, he's 31.

So it's like this is not a young guy. This is 31-year-old, history of ankle injuries. And now you have to carry the weight of a shit team. Whoa. The lowest of keys, I'd trade D'Angelo Russell. Immediately? Immediately. I didn't like that fit. I thought it would be a cute fit. Right.

That's not all that he was, his train date. Yeah, that's what I thought too. I didn't think they were going to keep him. I think they need to get a 3 and D wing. They need somebody to compliment Draymond. Someone to compliment fucking Coley Stein and those guys. That's a funny man. That's a funny man. Oh, man.

But, yeah, I'd trade him. Guys, some dates or anything like that before we run out of here? Yes. So, look, we'll be this weekend. Chico. We'll be there on Friday. Chico, California. Saturday, Sunday, Sacramento, sold out.

Thank you all so much. Then we're coming back, the 14th, Connecticut, Norwalk, the Wall Street Theater. The 16th, Boston, the Wilbur Theater, two shows, still tickets left for the second show. And then the 22nd, New York Town Hall. Excuse me. New York Town Hall.

I think we have like 60 tickets left for the second show total. Get on that immediately. Sell that out. And theandrewschultz.com for those tickets. Oh, yeah, we just added Edmonton and New Orleans as well. So those will be available at theandrewschultz.com. Matador is the pre-sale code for those. It's only available for y'all that know about it.

So Matador, do that. I love y'all. And Akash, Kaz, you know I got to run, so I'm going to let you close this up. I love y'all. Keep it tight. Yes, sir. Be good.

Atlanta, this weekend, November 2nd, we are at the Masquerade. DJ Screamin' Friends. Oh, Ducey Palooza, Masquerade. DJ Screamin' Friends. DJ Moran. DJ Princess Cut. Suse, Sushi Siege, DJ Black Boy. We got Pee Wee Longway and Money Man performing as well in Atlanta, Los Angeles, California. That was a lot. We're in you right after that.

November 8th, 2019 at the Palladium. Get your tickets on Daypalooza.com Slash tickets And we made the big announcement This past week Dusaypalooza Brooklyn, New York Barclays Center

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the first week. So, you know, if you subscribing to it, thank you so much. It means a whole hell of a lot to me. So that's all I got. Lazy is spreading. Yes, sir.

Let me ask you a question about Barclays. Barclays, bro. That first one is fucking insane. Second of all, how do people party? Are they going to be in the stands? Are they going to be on the court? So there'll be sections.

Well, they'll have a floor section, which is GA. You can go wherever you want. We'll have a stage right in the middle. And then there'll be sections within the crowd. So if you're in section 100, there'll be a designated bar to your section. So you can party in there. And you can get your tickets and get your drink on and all that type of shit. There'll be sections, but if you get a floor

seat, you can go wherever you want. It's just like a regular... This guy is doing stadiums for concerts with no musical talent. It is fucking incredible, man. It's incredible. No, no, no. I mean none of you guys are musicians. And you're selling like fucking

Ariana Grande. Isn't that crazy? Ah, bro. That's amazing, man. And I'm complimenting because you guys built it from fucking a backyard party or whatever, right? Basement. Basement, bro. Incredible. Incredible.

Thank you, man. You're a dolomite for parties. Guys, I am in San Diego November 7th, 8th, and 9th at the American Comedy Club. I am the next night at the Tempe Improv, November 10th. November 14th, I'm also going to be in Connecticut. So if you're closer to Andrew, go see him. If you're closer to me,

or if you try to buy tickets to Andrew's show and that shit is sold out, come see me. And then December 19th and 20th, sorry, December 20th and 21st, we are in Mumbai at the Habitat Comedy Club. Buy tickets. Hopefully we can add a Thursday also

if we keep selling tickets. So go check that out. HakashSingh.com Thank you guys for listening. Alex, Ed, you guys have anything you want to say? Nobody cares.

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