Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Murder For Hire Should Be Legal | Patreon Clip

Episode Date: April 10, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, and AlexxMedia discuss: Chris Johnson murder for hire, the movie Onward, how much being Ross from Friends sucks, how athletes are smarter than actors, Hall of Fame induction, Akaash's fat stream, and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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bro where is David Hasselhoff when you need him bro motherfucker ventilated everybody in Malibu you talking about CPR is it different

what's up everybody Flager 2 Patreon We are? Is it different? What's up, everybody? Flager 2 Patreon. Third time starting the episode. You know what I'm saying? I'm Schultz. Akash singing the build at Alex Media. Mark Gagnon.

Eddin is holding us down from home. Go DM Eddin. Say what's up to Eddin. Leave a comment on Eddin's Instagram. I still don't follow his fat ass. So maybe one of y'all can tell. What is it? Thanks, Ed and Media or something like that.

Thank you, Ed. Thank you, Ed. Something I'll never say. No, but Ed, we love you, man. We're thinking about you, man. Miss you, dog. Yeah, we miss you and I hope everything's good. All right, let's start the episode.

A bunch of very interesting things. Is there something that you really want to start with? Nah, you got that. Nothing at all? Okay. So there's this, he used to be an NFL running back. Chris Johnson just got picked up for murder for hire, meaning he hired someone to murder someone, right? At first, this seems bad.

Right. Okay. Yes. Then you look into the story. Yes. Remember a few years back, and I know anybody who doesn't understand football or anything like that, don't matter. We're not talking about football.

We're talking about murder for hire. So this guy, Chris Johnson, remember a few years back, he got shot. Yes. With his homie. With his homie while he was still playing ball. Yeah. And homie died. Oh, his homie died?

I'm pretty sure homie died. I didn't know his homie died. I just know he got shot in the shoulder or some shit. I don't know if he did that, but if you could black fact check it that'd be great please do so actually hey Mark can you check

that out so you can keep doing the angles okay so turns out he tried to murder for hire for the person

that shot him and his friends yeah I don't think that should be illegal i mean isn't that self-defense what what son what someone listen

listen listen what someone he is stupid but i'll tell you for a reason once someone tries to kill you and they fail they don't stop trying to kill you yeah yeah you still need to defend thyself yeah you told me put that sheikah spirit in there bro i went full sheikah spirit yeah i got you i got you othello because we talk about blacks so so here's where he fucked up he should have just asked the police yes that's why yeah that's why they love murdering black guys so that's the people you hired to murder the black guys. Especially in Florida. But don't say he tried to kill you.

Say he has a broken taillight. That's it. Then he gone. Bro, he was broken taillighting me. He was walking around with snacks.

This guy was walking around Florida with snacks. He out here buying loosies. Matter of fact, Mark, show off your shirt, bro. Mark got a great shirt.

And I want to make sure everybody understands the message with the shirt. But look, you got it? Yeah. What does it say? He got Zimmerman on the shirt. Oh, okay. With a target on his head. With a target on his head.

With a target on his head. Target. It says, the target says. The target. It says, the target says, the target, it says fuck Zimmerman for the record. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's faded though.

It's like, let's get Zimmerman out of here. That's all I'm saying. He had a group of people that get paid a living to kill black people at his disposal. Scott Free.

Scott Free. Who was Scott? No Scots. Who was Scott? Who was Scott? Who's Scott? Who's Frank? We gotta get that to the bottom of this

who are these people there was so one way back in the days the people just named an adjective frank was just andrew back in the day in a previous life the motherfucker just said whatever he wanted oh yeah with like full clarity like oh that's i mean this even though i don't know shit about it i'm full andrew and scott sounds like alex in a previous life to be honest with you you broke the law yeah you broke the law and i in sweden now you're free substitute real talk i do think murder for hire should be legal not legal but it shouldn't be considered murder if someone had tried to murder you they're still alive and so on some biblical shit yeah but on some biblical shit shouldn't you be the guy to

try to kill him eye for an eye yeah yeah that's how it's supposed well i don't know if eye for an eye is about you what it's because back in the day no it's I. No, it's I for an I. It's like if you stole... It's not I. Capital I. Man, Alex, if I had someone to throw at you... You take their I? No. If you take somebody's I,

you give it. It's about if you fuck up. But it's about if you steal some bread, right? Remember when Aladdin took the bread? Yeah, obviously. You know what I mean? Obviously.

All right? I like how... I like how y I like how y'all be like, yo, those Muslims aren't us. We're totally different brown people. Then Aladdin comes up and he's like, my guy. That's not y'all. That's as close as we got, yo.

Say again? That's as close as we got. Okay, so then you should understand us when we TSA you. Do I get upset? If you try to say you close. Real talk, I feel closer to home if I get randomly searched. I'm like, you motherfucking right.

I ain't no sellout out this bitch. Had me hanging out with Andrew, people forget who the fuck I am. Fuck out of here, yo. You just in the machine like tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. Bitch, you really not gonna tick me, bitch? Bitch, you not gonna tick me, bitch? You carrying kitchen timers in my pocket and shit? Okay, so Aladdin stole the bread. Then they want to cut off his hand for selling the bread. Not the bread maker, not the baker.

Yeah, but that's not eye for an eye. What the fuck? What are you talking about? Why would they cut off the bread maker's hand? In the land of the blind, a man with one eye is free. What? Did you know that, y'all? Hey, did you know that? Did you know that?

He wasn't king. He wasn't king. He wasn't king, y'all. He wasn't king. He was free. Okay. He's free. Okay. He's free, bro. Mark can't handle this.

Look how much he's having trouble with it. This giant. Just right. Landed up blind. Man with one eye is free. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark. Come on, Mark.

Yo, you know that when I was watching Onward? You watched Onward? Son, that's one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life. I said my girl. Son, if there's a movie called Onward where all the characters are kind of built like my face, just big noses, wide ears, and they're supposed to be elves, and it's a Disney movie. It's on Disney Plus as a cartoon.

Okay? Yeah. I watched this the other day. It was supposed to come out in theaters, but I think because of Corona, they put it down. So they put it right there. On the Disney Plus. Alex says, hey, you know, it's a little bit of a tearjerker. Right?

Oh, fuck. This was single-handedly one of the most tragic films I've ever seen in my entire life. Is it sadder than Coco? Son, Coco, it goes Onward, Schindler's List, and then some other shit. Onward's the saddest movie ever. Okay.

Son, yo, so after he texts me, he's like, son, I just watched Onward. That shit is too much, bruh. I was like, I told you. He's like son i just watched onward that shit is too much bro i was like i told you he's like nah couldn't take that shit might have been the saddest movie i've ever seen son don't watch that shit you're cooped up in quarantine bro it hits the father son shit right right i wouldn't really know about this. That's why I didn't relate.

That's why you didn't hit me. I was like, ah. Can't miss what you don't have. Miss that motherfucker? But it got the, then it got the brother shit. I think that's why. That's why it hit you. It hit me on all levels. That's why it hit you properly.

It hit me on all levels. Yeah, again, I'm not gonna... And Coco, Spanish people playing music. Coco was some old bitch. That's us. I never had a grandma. See, I love my grandma.

And my grandma passed away, so it's like super... My grandma had the fucking audacity to die before meeting me, this bitch. How you gonna do that, bro? How the fuck are you gonna do that bro how the fuck are you gonna do that you know what it's like for a young man andrew for real that's foul that's foul yo what's up this is akash that was a preview of our I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She's going to die on you. The audacity. The audacity.

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