Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Nancy Reagan is the THROAT GOAT

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

0:00 - RIP Vicente Fernandez 2:17 - Nancy Reagan gluck gluck 27:40 - Schulz recreated his first date 51:00 - F1: Hamilton vs Verstappen 1:08:00 - HBO's Sex and the City reboot is genius 1:29:45 - UFC's greatest journalist talks about the recent fights 1:48:30 - Jussie Smollet and BLM 1:55:45 - Pat Mcafee's secures the bag 2:00:26 - Sanitation workers in NYC 2:06:19 - smoking ban in New Zealand Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh #AlexxMedia New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

🎵 Yo sé bien que estoy afuera Y hoy día que yo me muera Sé que te lo has que llorar Llorar y llorar Llorar y llorar Me has que no me quisiste Pero vas a estar muy triste Y así te me vas a quedar

Con dinero y sin dinero Te hago siempre lo que quiero Y mi palabra es la ley Yo tengo otro rey No hay quien me contenga Pero sigo siendo el rey What's up everybody and welcome to the Flickr 2 podcast. This is your boy Schultz. I'm here with Akash Singh, Mark Gagnon, Alex Media, Miles Media.

We got the truffle and of course we have Mariachi Hidalgo NYC. Give it up for them. Hey! Big RIP to the GOAT, the greatest of all time, Vicente Fernandez. Passed over the weekend it is tragic but the greatest of all time for real for real for real I said it on Instagram

you know the Michael Jordan of mariachi but Michael Jordan might be the Vicente Fernandez of basketball and if you don't know who he is please go check him out and I gotta say thank you so much to my boy Javier Loya who put me on when I was in college and we'd be out there singing mariachi so Javier thank you so much now let's get this podcast started all right guys let's get right into it crazy story that happens over the weekend um turns

out nancy reagan ronald reagan's wife, used to give the fire dome. There was a tweet that went out. It was in reference to Madonna. Who gives a fuck about Madonna? But the tweet was comparing Madonna at 63 to Nancy Reagan at 64, right? Madonna's on this bed looking all like... Like a snack? I mean, look, she looks great for 63, blah, blah, blah.

She's an inspired snack. She's a snack. She's a Werther's original, but a snack. Werther's original. Still a snack? I mean, look, she looks great for 63, blah, blah, blah. She's an inspired snack. She's a snack. She's a Werther's original, but a snack. Werther's original. Still a snack. Yeah. And then the next picture is of Nancy Reagan and their whole family and everything. And this was tweeted out by Ben Shapiro's sister.

And in a way to discredit Ben Shapiro's sister, people started exposing certain things about Nancy Reagan, a reputation that she had that I was not aware of. Were you guys aware of this? They didn't teach me this in school. They did not teach us this at all. They always leave out the important shit in school. They don't teach you taxes. They should do oral history

in school. Yes. Very important. Basically, this was written in Kitty Kelly's biography of Nancy Reagan. She was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex. Just say yes, Nancy. In the days when she was Nancy Davis, was known to give the best blowjob in town, not only in the evening, but in offices.

That was one of the reasons she was very popular on the MGM lot. It must have made her very popular with Ronnie as well. Wow. Wow. Which I don't get what that means. Like best offices, like best blowjobs, not only in the evening, but also in offices. Yeah. That means she wasn't just going to their house and fucking him.

She was doing it. She wasn't sucking dick after dinner. She was sucking dick after lunch, Mark. Yeah. Yeah. Pulling up to the desk. You know what the most impressive thing is? This is that if you're a woman that's hot, you can become the first lady by sucking dick

after lunch, bro. No, that makes perfect sense to me. Ah, that's not impressive. That's privilege. Here's where it's really impressive. Yeah. Best blowjob in town in Hollywood. Yeah. A whole bunch of girls back then who are like, look, if I'm going to make it, I got to's really impressive. Yeah. Best blowjob in town in Hollywood. Yeah. A whole bunch of girls back then who were like, look,

if I'm going to make it, I got to suck some dick. Yep. That was what it was back then. She was the best in Hollywood. Wait, so why wouldn't she have a bigger star? Here's a question. One, why wouldn't she have a bigger star? Two, did she start the

avalanche that became Harvey Weinsteininstein did she set the precedent maybe nobody was sucking dick for roles before that but she came out there and started giving up the throat and then all of a sudden these executives were like i guess we get throat for roles let's not associate such a bad thing with major roles i don't know anybody who did it it't know anybody who did that. It was only the, what's that fuck, Marilyn Monroe. And she sucked presidential dick, too. She didn't even become first lady. Loser. Yo, real talk, we got to re-look at, what is her name?

Marilyn Monroe. She sucks, bro. Yeah. She really, Brittany Renner. Throat trash. Out here sucking dick, not getting nobody for it. There we go. Think about it.

Nancy motherfucking Reagan sucked dick and became the president's wife, made that motherfucker the president. Sucked his dick into the presidency. That's, oh my Lord. I don't even talk about Marilyn Monroe. She was Joe DiMaggio's wife, though. That's not bad. Who the fuck is Joe DiMaggio?

You're a New Yorker. You don't know Joe DiMaggio. I know who Joe DiMaggio is. It means nothing to me. It means nothing to me. Yeah. It means nothing to me. Reagan? We're talking about presidents, not baseball players.

Baseball ain't even a sport. I'm saying. Okay? America's past time. That shit is past. That shit sucks. Real talk. He could have been president one day. Talk some shit about baseball.

Y'all talking about my fucking pants being high every episode. That's baseball. That's baseball. These motherfuckers purposely put their socks all high up, walk around like idiots. This is what we were saying before. She went from the floatus to the throatus. To the throatus.

The woman is the throatus. And we give her respect to Marilyn Monroe because she could stand on top of a grate with the air coming up. That's fire, though. That was actually kind of cool. But you know what's even more cool? She had the heavies. You know what's even more cool?

Sucking an actor's dick and then sucking a president's dick. And it's the same guy, bro. And she did that. She did that. She deserves credit. This snitching ass bitch, Kitty Kelly, want to spread rumors about how far the head was. Nobody ever talked about Kitty Kelly's head. Nobody ever wrote a biography about how good a dick you suck.

Hater. I think I read she tried to do this to make Republicans look bad because they were shaming Bill Clinton so much for cheating. And somebody else cheated. She think conservative women don't suck dick? Yeah, that's what she's trying to act like. And honestly, this just tells you how much Hillary failed.

Because Ronald was faithful. Ronald stayed married. Ronald was happy. Ronald loved Nancy. And why? Because she was the throat tuss. Let me go a little further. Because conservative women suck better dick than liberal women.

Alright, now you gotta defend that though. That's classical. It's a fact. It's a fact. How you gonna put your hand through a liberal woman's hair when that shit is buzzed down and dyed purple? How you gonna do that? Yo, a liberal, a nice conservative woman got some long locks

put your hand into you know what i'm saying volume baby who's more comfortable on their knees a nice religious christian conservative girl or some atheist liberal bitch marching always gotta march to go to this bitch walking away from me all the time knees all tired from walking yeah he's all tired from walking Then you can't do what you gotta do. Clock. Clock. Yeah. Okay. This is what we were saying before. If you spend all your time saving sex for marriage,

you gotta get good at something else. You know what I mean? If you're short, you better be good at shooting. Steph Curry 6'3". You gotta learn how to shoot. You're not gonna be in there banging on motherfuckers. That's what these conservative women are. They're not giving a coochie out to everybody, so the head got to be fire.

Wait, no. Absolutely fire. Also, they're so horny because they're not having sex. They got to do something with dicks. They just want to play with it. You know what I mean? You know when you're starving for bread, but you're trying to diet, so you don't eat bread, so when the bread's on the table, you just squeeze it? No. Is that just me? No one's ever done that. Oh, damn.

Okay, fine. You did that to my plate. I do that to everybody's plate. I just gotta squeeze it. I gotta mash. I gotta do something. That's them with dicks. They want inside them so bad. What's the one place it can go? Throat? Ear, also. Ear? But anal, low key. That's what they said about the Catholic school girls back in the day. They were just

going in there. Poop-a-loop-a, did you call it? Yeah. The poop-hole loophole. Of course, the poop-hole loophole. Like, God don't know what an asshole is. Yeah. Like, God don't know.

You know what I mean? Like, God didn't put it there. He probably wasn't like, that's not why I made those. Yeah, that's an exit only. Oh, no. He know why he made them, son. He know why he made them. You think he made it like a turnstile on a subway?

Like, you can come in Or you can go out Or go out It's whatever you want Yeah It's really whatever you want Some people listen And probably being like Oh that's not true

And sometimes you can Rub the turnstile While you're getting hit That's crazy You know what I mean And sometimes you can Lick the turnstile also While you're getting hit

You can just lick it And rub it But never put anything in it But you can lick it And rub it No sense While you're getting hit While I'm getting hit

I can get my shit licked and rubbed. Wait, what? No. A turnstile? Right now, I thought it was a metaphor for my dick. Or for my asshole. Yeah, the turnstile is my asshole. So I would like that played with. Okay, I like that

played with. Babe, in case you're listening, we're getting married in six days. So I'd like to set a precedent i want to i want a relationship like ronald reagan you want to be treated like the president i cannot believe they try to shame this woman shouts to all the conservative women out there getting their fucking esophagus is busted down that's how you hold a family down that's how you keep a family how do you know they're not more prudish, though? How do you know they're not like, oh, I don't want to do that?

Because they get divorced less. Bill Clinton cheated. It's a case in point. What is Monica Lewinsky's political image? He was the first Democrat after Reagan. She's liberal, Monica Lewinsky. That's what they encourage, predatory behavior. Liberal girls don't give good head. Liberal girls don't give good head.

You think Wheezy and mandy give head good i don't know ain't no way ain't no way right talking about that shit about how they give great head all the goddamn time no way capped it's capped sombrero it's sombrero it's a giant sombrero what's the bible studies bri It's sombrero. What's the Bible studies? Brianna? Brianna Bible studies? Brianna, yeah. Turn a pillar into salt or something. What is that?

A pillar of salt. Why is it so salty? Exactly. Exactly. Slurped up all the liquid, left salt. That's how you know it's firehead. That's how you know it's firehead. Turn to come into just salt.

Took just the liquid out, spit out the salt. Bible studies with Brianna. Give me a line. That's a compliment though. That's a fire compliment. I bet you when she chooses the man that she wants to be with for the rest of her life, it's going to be fire. That's what I assume.

Why would she not want to please the man she wants to be with for the rest of her life? If if God gave you that man aren't you going to do something good for him if you don't believe in God why are you going to try to please him you're just thinking about you if you can't hold a relationship ladies start looking at the man the woman in the mirror you know real talk

that woman's mouth is probably closed and that's the issue because think about it these liberals all they're doing is thinking about themselves what can I do to make me happy if you're a person of God Probably closed. And that's the issue. Because think about it. These liberals, all they're doing is thinking about themselves. What can I do to make me happy? If you're a person of God, you're already trying to make a man happy. In your life, every single day, you're like, how can I make that man happy? You go from father to daddy.

That's right. That's right. That's right. What do liberal women give better, though? Do you think they do anything better? Grief is good. Opinions. They got firebox. They got firebox because they started earlier.

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It got It got tattoos on it It's like a Native American cave Buffalo spears All them IUDs they've been shoving up there Boxes full Should look like a studio apartment Some of them boxes

You know what I mean? The smortion clinic just leaving things in there. Gloves and shit. Use your mouth for more than taking Plan B's, bitch. You know what I mean? I'm just snapping and pointing. You gotta be good at something. You gotta give it up to one of them. What are they good at?

I don't know. They gotta be good at something. Probably more sexually adventurous. They probably bring more things into the bedroom. Yeah, because they don't have good hair. Let me tell you something. If the head is fire, you never need an adventure. Do you know what I'm saying?

If the head is fire, like, listen, if the head is fire, you don't need an adventure in sex or in life. Nobody going ziplining if they got good dick suck at home. You think so?

If you got good dick suck at home, why you want to zipline, yo? Just get your dick suck. That's the adventure say what you can't like zip line is just exactly say what you just said you can't come zip lining exactly stupid no but that's all i'm saying if the head is fired home you don't need to do adventurous shit you don't need to it's fact because it tends to be white people doing all that adventurous shit yo so what you say who goes who goes to africa to build the wells uh white women white women

liberal or conservative liberal liberal liberal yeah exactly exactly exactly but i hit that exactly exactly you believe that I'm just saying. Conservative dudes eat better pussy. You think so? 100%. Why? I believe that. I don't know if I believe that. I believe that. Honestly, I don't even believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. Why do you believe it?

But Latinos tend to be conservative and they known for their boxing. Oh, that's a good ass point. I'm back on. I got you, bro. That's a good-ass point. Not my Latinos. I'm still not sold, but listen.

We're talking about women right now. What could they be doing to keep a man married? I don't want to please my girl. I got to look out for her. It's got to be closed orgasm gap. In all seriousness, I think liberal dudes yep yeah probably eat better pussy yeah because they're because they're losers yeah if you're good at eating

pussy your dick is small that's a fact i don't know it's a fact those women can't it's a fact that one's a fact if you got if you got the meat if you got serious meat full schmied or if you got full fucking meat arby's if you're coming through at arby's have you got that teresa you got you don't need to do anything else it's like i could lick it and then we could play around or i could fill it if i and then it's like end of discussion you're not worried about anything else is it dick size or is it the way you're using it it's is if you have a small dick you have to use it in a certain way if you got a big dick you just get to be there you know i'm sure 100 bro i don't know if i believe 100 i've fucked

plenty of guys with big dicks and them motherfuckers don't do nothing no but seriously that's a fact bro it's a fact of life so shouts to all the conservative women that are going to town going to town keeping a man you want a liberal dude then I'm trying to think about the head that I've had in my life from conservative chicks not as

necessarily dynamic kind of a one note kind of thing, right? Actually, low-key, conservative head is fire, dude. Conservative head is fire, dude. Passion and love. You know why I believe liberal men get better

head than conservative women? Because God wants them together to create balance. You've got to have different opinions that helps balance out the world, bring us all to center. So, liberal men, better head, conservative women. Come on, it's not even close. Conservative women, better head. Not even close.

100%. I can't believe this for a second you would possibly think liberal women would give good head. You have no reason. And the more conservative you are as a woman, the better the head. Like Ben Shapiro's sister, fire head, I bet. Yeah. That girl could suck cock. Okay.

Guaranteed. She's still married. How about we just say this? Ben Shapiro's sister? Married. Will remain so. Will remain so. Happy family.

Guaranteed because of how good throat that she gets. All right. You had to get top from someone. They give you an option, right? Yeah. Nancy Reagan. Yeah. Formerly Nancy Davis.

Yeah. Or Madonna. Oh, it's not even close. Oh, it's not even close. Ain't nobody writing about Madonna's head. That's true. All that bitch doesn't talk about sex and nobody ever said, got great head for madonna no one has ever said that more you talk about sex you know i mean think about that i'm just saying the more you talk about this sex drake drake was like yuck

yeah wait really yeah he was like i'm not into it and he likes older women too wow yeah I think that she's what is it called posturing overcompensating overcompensating lack of generosity that's why she divorced

how do you get Like how do you get your girl on board then? Like what should a guy do if they want I mean hypothetically I make my shirt My girl listens to Daily Wire with Ben Shapiro I got the Daily Wire going on all the time I got Crowder

You know who's doing Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh I got the Blaze You know what I mean? I got all these motherfuckers What do you do if your girls Listen to NPR

What would you do Say again If your girls listen to NPR And you walk in the house I gotta turn that shit off Immediately bro Smack the iPod out of me Yeah

What do we listen to NPR That's abstinence music Real talk That's how you become Unhappy in your In your marriage Unhappy in your relationship Yeah

100% Have you stroked a Glenn Beck No Never I don't do that You never put it on In the background while you're stroking? No, I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't stroke to them, but I have to let their ideas permeate my wife and our relationship. And by osmosis, it makes the head phenomenal. They don't even realize it. But the more that they talk about these, the immigrants, they're coming, the fucking horde or whatever, what do they call them? The caravan, all that kind of stuff.

And you're listening to it and your mouth starts to get wet. You know what I mean? Like, ladies, try it right now. Like, you put on some of that Ben Shapiro, read Ben Shapiro's sister's tweets and your mouth will just start getting wet. The way that she tweets.

Have it in the background, like white noise, white power noise. Just have it in the background. And yo, suddenly your salivary glands white noise. White power noise. Just have it in the background. And yo, suddenly your salivary glands just activate. Yes, dude. You could tell by the way that Ben Shapiro's sister tweets. Wet

mouth. Oh, I bet. Wet mouth. Super. Classic. Super soaker. Think how much you just start generating saliva. Classic. 100%. I'll read some of her tweets. Go. Turns out good decisions lead to good outcomes. Oh, outcomes.

Yeah, yeah. Which lead to happiness. It sure does come out. What do you think about it? Fire. Great conservative woman. Yo, Tomi Lahren. Is that how you pronounce her name?

Tomi Lahren. I got both names wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, can I be honest with you, though? Pretend he don't jerk off this bitch every night. Let me be honest with you pretending he don't jerk off this bitch every night let me be honest with you tommy larren oh yeah no she's putting it down cap yeah cap i don't buy her as a real conservative i think that she's kind of posturing with it you said that because i felt like she wouldn't be good at it and i had to justify this argument yeah and and i think it's kind of fake and i think she's just wearing the costume because it can lead to success.

You need a real conservative woman. Real conservative. You could tell if they're a real conservative woman by how they give the throat up. It's facts, bro. Yeah. It's facts, bro. I mean, it's just what it is.

Candace Owens. Oof. Oof. It's crazy. Is it crazy? It could be Cap. It could be Cap. But. It could be cap but it could be cap i'll be honest it could be opportunistic cap she stands she might be an opportunist i don't know if the head is fire

that's how i would know if she's really truly a conservative and believes everything she says sometimes i think she's saying stuff for attention so if you were like a reporter and there was a conservative woman running for like governor or something what would you ask her if i was a reporter yeah and she's running for governor running for president and you're the reporter in the room okay so i i can be her if you want yeah sure any other questions i have a question yeah okay you right here i have a question you with the sombrero there's earthquakes going yeah i have a question for you yeah what's your question? Candace, you're running for office.

Well, my name's not Candace. No, any hypothetical conservative woman, what question would you ask to vet their conservativeness? Yeah. Oh. To make sure they're about it and not capping. Yeah, last question. You can have it. Okay, I have a question.

Yeah, what is it? What office are they running for? Governor of Florida, hypothetically. You're running for? Governor of Florida. Okay. You're running for governor of Florida? Yep. Do you suck cocks good with your throat? I feel like that's an inappropriate question to ask.

I have no more questions. We're not taking any more questions. Thank you for your time. I don't see why it has any bearing on my office. No, it doesn't have any bearing on your office. It has bearing on your personal life, which is none of my business, and that's why I would never ask that question.

Out of respect. Yeah. Is the building falling down? What is happening? Fucking Jurassic Park. Yeah, dude. What the fuck is going on? Yeah, I don't know. I just think that I'm just so proud of Nancy Reagan.

Yo, honestly, dude, this made me a Reagan Republican. I'm a Reagan Republican. Yeah. This is it, dude. Listen, these are my values. Family. Okay. Staying together.

Lots of head. These are things that I stand with. Lower taxes. 100%. I'm aligned with everything. Yo, if you just state Republican values, do you guys disagree with any of them? Just state the ones. Now, it's positioned in this way.

Well, you can state liberal values. Of course, of course, of course, of course. But it's positioned in this way so that you seem like an absolute baboon if you disagree with any of them. Yeah. But state the Republican values. It's...

Family. Family. Religion. Yeah.'s Republican values. It's family. Family. Religion. Family got guns. Religion enough. Small government. They should be able to protect people. I mean guns. Well they won't say guns. They'll say

protect your family and your home. Protect your family. Protect the constitution. That's what they'll say. And then fire throat. Is that one? That's what we're saying now like what if they took that on what if they're like listen yeah we give fire throat like dude you would you realize conservatives we don't give fire throat to just anybody but to our man we make sure he's super happy and the throat that we give is way better you would crush liberals all these liberal women just walk around thinking that they're better in bed than these republicans

just because they're concerned they don't go around throwing a pussy everywhere. But if they found out that they're actually more trash and these dudes are happier, not because of God or religion or any of these things, but because their wives were just going full fucking clock. Oh, man. All them purple states, they're going red quick. They're going red. What dude isn't going to vote for head? What dude isn't going to vote for head what dude isn't gonna vote for just come out there yo if trump runs in 2024 just say it yo say it plucked her out of slovenia for the gluck right like that's it just say it this is what makes me happy it's my longest marriage i had a kid at 80 years old. Why? She wanted one. Head is fire. Gonna give it to her.

Gotta give it to her. Yo, Nancy I heard used to really kind of low-key run shit. Like, she had a lot of political power. You know why? Because she gave up the head. What political power did she have? Apparently, he consulted her on everything. Apparently, Reagan and Nancy, they were like very like, he ran shit by her.

She had a lot of power relative to most first ladies. Was she his brain trust? That'll be a little Wayne line soon. Yeah, man. I heard Hillary too busy trying to be president of her goddamn self. That's why the bitch lost at everything. Yeah. Now we talked about this briefly before, but do you want to recap hottest first lady? now that you know she's got the fire yes i like i said before melania melania melania but it's melania then nancy and then probably michelle no it's melania nancy and

then probably what was the one who got the brains i'll say what you have to say tonight what was it jackie kenn. Jackie Kennedy. Talking about brain. Yeah. Lucy got some brain on her dress. Real talk, dude. Hey, guys. Infamous tour. Okay? We're coming for New Year's Eve and New Year's Eve's Eve in Boston.

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It's wedding week. We boy it's wedding week it's wedding week we are officially in wedding week i i was uh very impressed by my my girl and i think that this might be just a female quality in general uh uh my girl's ability to fall asleep uh while watching movies yeah or tv like we were watching one of the best ufc cards in i don't want to say history right but i'll say it it was unbelievable one of the greatest ups cards in, I don't want to say history, right? But I'll say it. It was unbelievable. One of the greatest upsets in fight sport history. And my girl

was passed the fuck out. Just passed the fuck out. Didn't even make it through the noons fight. The noons fight, it's girls fighting. This is supposed to be what you're interested in, if anything. Completely knocked out. And I'm like, I completely knocked out and i'm like i'm sitting there and i'm just like why was cosby pilling these bitches just put on something

mildly entertaining put on your own show you made a show put it on the girls will fall asleep and you shouldn't do it but you could do what you want to do and uh i was just it was unbelievable i'm like screaming like i'm shaking feet over my legs, moving them. And unbelievable ability to just pass the fuck out. It wasn't even that late, right? I mean, maybe at midnight. It's midnight. You know what I mean?

But still. Yeah, it wasn't that late because by the time I got off stage, basically everything was over. I did a 9.45 show, get off stage, and pretty much everything is done. Yeah. So she's falling asleep at like 11.30. And man, good for you. Yeah. So she's falling asleep at like 11.30 and man, good for you. Yeah.

Why did he use that in the defense? Why didn't he say like, oh no, we were watching the Super Bowl or something like really, really boring for women and she just passed out. I didn't pill her. Every guy would in the jury would be like, oh yeah, no, he is.

Yeah, he's got a really good point. She fell asleep on her own. That could have been his defense. She fell asleep on her own. He still would been his defense. She fell asleep on her own. He should have been guilty, but that part, they would have been like, well, that. I gave her a cappuccino. Fell asleep. There's nothing that these girls can stay awake for.

There's nothing. Like, honestly, I'm glad that I'm doing the vows in person. Don't make them too good. Your Zoom wedding, I'm shocked that everybody just didn't fall asleep in the middle of it. Some people might have. Who you don't know who noticed how do i know that's a good point hey you can sleep if you want to sleep just slumped up yeah slumped up slumped the fuck up anyway i mean that's insane though now your vows can't be too entertaining because if they are that's a problem oh then she just started falling asleep exactly i have to keep

them if you don't if she's unhappy with your vows you just be like well i was just trying to make sure you stayed awake now you got a little out now you know what i mean well how do you know the shows you pick aren't trash this is a great ufc card he said i'm just saying it's like she stayed awake for kevin hart show you told us that now she turned that shit off after 15 minutes no she's like this is giving me too much anxiety she stayed awake yeah because it was so like tension filled it was just being awake she's just not used to that she's like oh this is something i have to pay attention to and like absorb like it could if it's salt lake housewives yeah of utah whatever that is salt lake housewives of utah like that

can just be on in the background and she can like cook or like pack or do something and then it's just girls fighting yeah right and yeah that's just perfect for her. Sex in the city? Emotional fighting, she'll stay up for. Physical fighting, melatonin. No, melatonin. Knock the fuck out. Yeah, I don't know what type of trauma she's dealing with, but that is like her comfort zone.

Is that there's abuse going on in the background. She's like, ooh. But yeah, yeah, no. It's fucking wild times, guys. Boy's about to get married. Yeah, how you feeling? Yeah. Yeah, I feel good.

I feel good. I'm trying to write these vows, but we keep getting in fights. And I had to tell her last night. I had to tell her last night. I was like, you keep fighting with me. We're not going to have no vows, yo. You need to give me a day of just being awesome so I can write down how awesome I feel about you.

Because if we get into a fight every single fucking night, we at the restaurant getting into fights and shit. We gave the people a show last night. was a salt lake city housewives of utah we had salt lake city housewives of utah at american bar nyc last night oh let's go i mean all the emotions came in hot everything good started fighting staring into space both of us and we had we had a table not facing each other we're facing the whole restaurant each other. We're facing the whole restaurant. We had an amazing table facing the whole restaurant. So the whole restaurant was just looking at us perform,

ignoring the fuck out of someone, not even peripheral vision. Like, if we look straight, we both see a little bit of each other. So we just turned out like 20 degrees. So we wouldn't even catch each other in peripheral. This is before or after the food came? Middle of it. Wow. Course is coming in.

Round one. I'm not playing. Waiter coming serving a tense. Oh, man. Oh, boy. We were on like an Instagram diary love story about you guys. Wait for it.

I said it's the whole movie. I said it's the whole movie. So we're fighting, right? Right. And then the waitress comes over and then she looks at the bill that she put down that doesn't have a credit card

and she's like, oh, are you not ready yet? And I'm already fighting with my girl. and you see there ain't no credit card there so it took me everything in my power to just not fucking curse this fucking nosy bitch out you know i'm fighting with my girl everybody in the goddamn restaurant knows i'm fighting with my girl it's obvious our volume's getting high i'm ready i'm very ready the way staff knew that was your table which table is it it? Oh, the fighting one. Yeah, the fighting one. We were the fighting table.

Oh, the fighting table. Oh, yeah, we were going through that shit. I mean, like, we were fighting so much, she took we were splitting the steak and splitting the branzino. She took a good 66% of that steak. I had to call her out. I said, she started cutting through the steak. I said, damn! I said,

how much of the steak you going to take on her wedding week? You know what I mean? This girl's a skeleton. This girl's been dieting like crazy. She's just trying to get one meal a day in to get some nutrients. She took 66% of that filet. You know what I mean? She took 66% of that filet.

Oh, you couldn't fill up on the bread, I see. Uh-uh. We're not doing bread. So how'd you retaliate? You got more than Brussels sprouts or what? Say what? No, I guilted her into cutting that little fucking 33% back. You know what I mean? I need that 66.

I need that 66. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, I got you. I know what you're saying. Yeah, I was fucking, I was in a bad mood last night. The waiter brings the fucking Branzino over and he just he puts it down and I'm like fighting with her

as he puts it down and I just Is it deboned? So we're fighting and then we got through it and I fucked up. No. That was on me. No. I thought it was crazy.

I thought the weed was never possible. Yeah, almost never. Why would they? Especially emotionally, you're so evolved. Yeah, I'm so evolved. I mean, just the fucking, the best at conflict. The best ever. You know what I'm saying?

I fucked up. I fucked up. And yeah, I fucked up a little bit. I fucked up a little bit. It's her week. Say what? It's her week. No, that's her day. No fucked up a little bit. It's her week. It's her week. This is her day.

It's her day. It's our week. That's why she's falling asleep at UFC. Poor girl's been struggling, putting this thing together. You need to write vows. Hasn't even done it yet. She's been bothering me. Every time I try to put pen to paper, I'm not feeling it.

Y'all are going to fight so much these next two weeks. It is going to happen. What do you mean two weeks? I'm getting married Saturday. Y'all are are gonna fight so much these next two weeks it is gonna happen two weeks two weeks i'm getting married saturday y'all gonna fight so much these next four days are you coming yeah we off for two weeks that's right that's our wedding yes no y'all this is it this is the peak of it you just it's just constant like i'm stressed you're stressed it'll all melt by friday night we got to a good, we got to a little bit better place. You know what happens with, with us? A little bit better place. No, we did.

Well, this is when the, this is what happened. It's like, we got to a little better place. And basically we, it was one of those things. Like, I think when we're like disconnected, right. We're not, if, if we're disconnected and we're not being intimate, right. We're not like having sex. That's like, that's like validating and reinforcing and like reinforces the love, right?

And then what happens is when you get further, it's harder to put yourself in a position to be vulnerable, right? And validate the other person because you're protecting yourself. So you move further and further away and that stops you guys from giving the love that you actually need. And it makes giving the love that much more difficult

and then makes you or me and her even more sensitive to even the littlest things. Yeah. Right? So like me going like, damn, about the steak is a joke if we're intimate, loving each other, all this kind of stuff. I mean, I was fucking sick the whole weekend, you know what I mean? And we've been stressed about this fucking wedding. So it's like that distance, an emotional distance everything that more sense much more sensitive

so it was like little stupid things and i'm like asking her uh i would like ask her to do something and like i felt like she was just not doing it just because i asked her to do it yeah you know what i mean like like i we i the fight's on and then she's talking to her mom and i'm like baby you think you could take the call in the room and then she's like yeah yeah and then she just keeps talking to her mom. And I'm like, is she trying to show me up in my own fucking house? I can't think of anything that would drive him crazier. Him in particular.

Yo. Would go fucking. I think any man. Any man would be like, yo, that's disrespectful. Yeah. You specifically is going to send you up to fucking. And I had a friend of mine there. I'm like, is this woman disrespecting me in front of my friend?

I hate that. You know what I mean? Yeah. What was she talking to her mom about this woman disrespecting me in front of my friend? I hate that. You know what I mean? What was she talking to her mom about? Disrespecting me in front of my friend. Say what? What was she talking to her mom about? Probably fucking Salt Lake City houses of Utah. It's wedding week.

You got to talk to your mom. I know, yeah. Where's the wedding happening? At the mom's house? Yes, it's happening at the mom's house. Probably finding more ways to spend my goddamn money. It's wedding week. Maybe that's one of the

conversations emotional support okay that's what she does need emotional support but it doesn't matter so i get in my head i'm like what the fuck i started getting in my head it was so stupid right and i'm like wait what's going on here then i got this iv because i'm trying to get uh get rid of this cold i'm in the bed locked up with the iv iv was crazy why'd you need an iv son because i got a wedding i gotta get better i. I got to get better. I don't want to get y'all sick Monday, Tuesday. You had the sniffles. Son, I had a bad cold.

That shit was worse than COVID, son. Literally, I felt worse than that shit than COVID. If I gave you something else, if I gave you the cold as well as COVID. You're dead. Your girl also had it. So it could have been either one of us. Yeah, but I'm going to blame you. Okay, that's fine.

Yeah, it's more fun that way. We're both equally intimate with you. We have a tradition. Okay? You fucking reverse smallpox blanket. This is your gift that you give to me. I'm an Indian giver.

What do you want from me? I felt guilty for about 20 seconds and then I was like, well, at least it's not COVID. And I felt okay about your cold. We're fine. So I got this fucking IV in my arm. It does help me get over it to have an IV, though. It helps you get over it faster.

It helps you get over it faster. I'm trying to get over it faster for y'all. So y'all don't get sick. Y'all don't miss my wedding. I was with you the day you were sick. Yeah, but you get sick a lot. So I'm looking out for you. I've never been sick, though.

That was the most diva thing he said is, yo, man, I don't want to get the guys sick. Otherwise, they're going to miss my wedding it's still for you I've never seen a dude say that I can't look like a loser it's just my girls friends and family at the god damn wedding you got a picture of me in the chair like I passed away this is what Doug's wedding is going to look like when he becomes Christian

get married at 75 none of his family show up to the fucking cathedral. Hey, you know what's crazy? You're not even going to have a Jew officiate your own wedding. Ain't that crazy? That is crazy.

Wow. What do you mean? That is fucking crazy. It's going to be a Christian because his shik's a wife or whatever. You're a Christian. You're going to be a Christian. It is what it is.

All good Jews become Christians. Only the best. Okay. That's true. I got this fucking IV in my arm And my nose is fucking dripping like crazy Got that post nasal drip Yeah

Right Dripping all of my fucking lips That's a runny nose That's not post nasal What is it? Keep going Man I've been telling myself That's what that is this whole week

I got that post nasal drip I guess that's literally what it is You just got nasal drip bro What's post? That's when it's in the back of your throat Oh Hey yo Hey yo

Hey yo Hey yo don't ever disrespect me talking like nancy reagan like that don't you ever disrespect me like that okay we're gonna get to nancy in a little bit um but even though we're a few decades late but and i got the boogers dripping all over my mouth and i was just like babe can you grab me a tissue right she got her friend there you know what I mean you need a paper towel for that thing or a paper towel I need a bath mat a bath mat babe can you get me the bath mat so I said

she don't fucking grab it for me and now I'm in my head cause I'm all fucking insecure I'm like is she just trying to defy me and she got her friend there so I just scream it at the top of my lungs with Monica, the nurse, right next to me. But she's in the room? Yeah. She's just sitting there. They gotta sit

there for 30 minutes as the shit drips into your body. Really? Yeah. So she's just in the middle of our passive aggression. Babe! Can I have a tissue, please? Right? She's probably looking like, you got a fucking nurse with you, dog. she can't give you a napkin the nurse is waddled in and she was just like oh i can get you anything i was like i have

a wife okay to be yeah so i was feeling insecure about that shit and then she articulated to me and this was about all the things that she does for me without me even asking yeah yeah you know what i mean and i'm just like such a fucking retard yeah i'm a retard hello i'm a retard i'm sharing this because there might be other retards out there like me they have to deal with this diagnosed yes i've been diagnosed retard do we ever talk about this guy diagnosed i want to get the diagnosis yeah alex in our meeting alex in our meeting where we have our comeback meeting meeting, where we want to explain all our behavior and how we're going to be better.

Alex just opens up and goes, guys, turns out I'm retarded. No, autistic. Turns out I'm autistic. That's why I do certain things wrong. The ultimate defense, though. No, that wasn't my defense. I'm just saying, I think I'm autistic.

In addition to my fuck up. He did say it after everything was healed. And he was like, by the way, guys, I'm a retard. Can I just say something that's very important to me right now? Yeah, say that. Is that if I go through life and treat everybody like they're autistic, it's so good. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

If you give everybody the expectations of autism, sometimes I'll tell Alex an idea and he'll just look at me dead in the face. There you go. Literally, your eyes have just spirals in them, right? It's like The Incredibles 2. the expectations of autism like sometimes I'll tell Alex an idea and he'll just look at me dead in the face like literally like your eyes have just spirals in them right and I'm just like it's like the Incredibles 2

you know what I mean when they're like whatever and I'm like oh okay so maybe he's not a big fan of the idea but if I go

no Alex is retarded then all of a sudden that makes more sense that's key to life that's key to life it really does make everything easier you just assume everyone's like alright yeah everyone's just gonna all of a sudden that makes more sense. That's key to life. That's key to life. It really does make everything easier. You just assume everyone's like,

all right, yeah. Everyone's just going to let me down eventually. That's fine. Autism is for you. Yeah. Autism is a gift to you. Yeah. Brings out the best in you.

Aren't you your best self when you're around an autistic person or a retarded person? Yeah. I love being around Alex. Okay. Point that I was trying to say is I forgot. Oh no. She does all these things for me and she's been incredibly sweet and trying to do things

before I even have to ask. And I wasn't crediting those things. Yeah. And I was like, man, you're right. Holy shit. And I can admit what I'm wrong. I was like, you're right. Holy shit.

I need to be better at that. That's my bad. And you know we hugged up loved up so now we went from like bad date

to like loving up hard and then we're laughing and joking around and having a great time so they saw the whole fucking spectrum the waitress saw the whole shit

and then this bitch charged me $6,600 for my meal what? on accident I assume oh is it an accident? oh is it an accident? how it an accident how you got 6600 where are you eating dog that that could even be a reasonable receipt it wasn't even close to that

i tipped her 66 dollars yeah somehow the whole meal became 6600 oh well how many aprils how'd you find out uh amex gives you something thank god i would have never even looked at it yeah oh this bitch is something's up right yeah yeah yeah she done wrote that money in the bottom Amex gives you a something on your phone. Thank God. I would have never even looked at it. Yeah. Oh, this bitch is something else. Something's up, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She done wrote that money in the bottom. Because if she thought

it was 6,600 if she thought it was 6,600 and she got tipped 66 she'd be fucking livid. Think about what a small percent of the total that is. That's less than 1%. She'd be like this cheap

motherfucker, blah, blah, blah. But they do this shit every day. Call this bitch! I called the restaurant. Who do you think made the mistake here? This bitch? And it's not no mistake. She a cheating ass bitch. I'm on to you, ho. I'm on to you, ho.

Yup. Yup. Yup. Hey, bruh. Let's ride on this fucking restaurant. Now, you did the calculator app, but it did 200%. Nope. I gave a $66 tip. I think the meal was like're with me. Now, you did the calculator ad, but did 200%. Nope. That's what you did. I gave a $66 tip. I think the meal was like $344 or something like that. Yep.

Did it right. $380. I don't know. $66 tip. Two people? What are you guys doing? We got a $50 espresso and martini. Wow.

We had to get over this fight somehow. The only way I know how is spending some goddamn money, okay? Need a little pick-me-up? Don Julio 1942. The best thing about growing up is just throwing money at a problem. You can buy something. Just fucking leave it alone, please.

How do you think you made that mistake? How do you make a season 600? I didn't make a mistake. She made a mistake. She is a fucking criminal. But how? She's a criminal. She's a gold-digging bitch.

Yeah, she is. That's why she's single, probably. What? That's probably why. She's a gold digging bitch. Yeah, she is. That's why she's single probably. What? That's probably why she's single. Yeah. How do you know she's single? I just want to make sure we're separating her from Andrew's fiance. Exactly.

So that bitch single. Exactly. This is what happened. He put 66 in the total. This is retard shit you're doing right now, Al. Forgot to put the fucking decimal point. Didn't put the period. Didn't put the period.

And he thought, oh, this is a celebrity in here. He's tipping me crazy. You missed the period. That's what happened. That's the only thing that makes sense.'t put the period. And he thought, oh, this is a celebrity in here. He's tipping me crazy. You missed the period. That's what happened. That's the only thing that makes sense. You missed the period. If it's the exact amount you tipped. This bitch thought it was 66. She didn't see a comma. Where's the comma? She saw the blue check. She saw the blue check.

We don't sign his fucking blue check on his name yet. They saw. Who's arguing? They saw. Yeah. She, she, no comma, no comma. And the total, $6,600?

What happened to the original bill? Think about it. I put the total. What happened to the original bill? What'd you put in the total? You put the total at the bottom.

$400 something. You put the total at the bottom. Slut. Slut. Did you? Slut. I did.

I swear to God. I was right. She is a financial slut so what happened when you called the restaurant i didn't call my email i sent him an email i sent him an email yeah i sent him an email yeah i called they didn't pick up okay yeah i wouldn't either if i just stole five thousand dollars from somebody yeah right or six thousand she's having a great christmas you thought you got sixty six dollars bitch so now what are you going to tip her then? Because now you can redo the tip, basically.

Nah, nah. She's going to keep that $66. She's going to keep that $66. And then we'll just never go there ever again. And then did you do a whole, like, you did a whole night? You went to a bunch of spots? Oh, yeah, yeah. We recreated our first date.

That's cool. That's so sweet. Yeah, we went to Veselka. Also, that's a great trick that you guys should use if you never want to pay for anything. Because we didn't pay for anything. Once we told people, like, yeah, this is our first time. We're here for our first date. And just free, free, free.

So we recreated our first date. Oh, shit. Yeah. The problem is you don't. Bad first dates. Yeah. But you've got to be getting married. And that's what makes it special.

People love marriage, dude. Well, you can just tell people. I know. Yeah, exactly. Like, it's. I by the way. I know. Yeah, exactly. Like, it's, I don't know. I never had this feeling about marriage. And I know there's a guy component to this, I'm sure. But like.

Yeah. You also don't believe in birthdays. I also don't believe in birthdays. Yeah, you have some weird traditions. Yeah. No, I believe in it. I know that it exists. I'm not like, it's not like UFOs.

I don't know. I'm not on the fence about birthdays. Like, I know I've been here for 38 birthdays. Our birthdays are like UFOs to you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't think that we should celebrate you for something you had nothing to do with, you know? I kind of agree, bro. You had nothing to do with it.

It was your parents. I should give your parents something. None of us make a big deal about our birthday. Your mom only. I should just give your moms only for what they did to push you down. My dad was a part of it. Barely. For a little. Barely.

Barely. We don't even know. We don't even know. Have you been tested? That's a good point, actually. We don't even know. We both gotta get tested. Real talk. I got a friend, Kunal Arora. He will never congratulate a man when he has a baby. And he will only congratulate the man whenever he gets engaged. Because he's like, the man did all the work to get engaged.

The wife just stood up got a ring for a baby the guy just nutted in a girl you can do shit else I'm not I'm only congratulating the mom when you have kids and I'm only congratulating the guy when you get engaged he's a piece of shit two parents just had kids I'm gonna congratulate I'm not gonna be a psychopath

that's some shit what do you know about pieces of shit you retard and now you got emotions all of shit, you retard? And now you got emotions all of a sudden. Now having a kid is a big deal to Alex. That would be rude. Yeah, I, um, yeah, it was just a cool night. It was a very cool night.

We got all emotional and it was really sweet and it was awesome. And people are treating you different now that you're about to get married. People just love marriage. Guys also? Yeah, they just treat it differently. I don't know.

Bartenders and that kind of stuff, they're just like, oh, this is awesome. They're really excited by it. And bartenders hear everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. They're just really sweet and happy for you. Bartenders probably hear a lot of shit they don't want to hear. And then hearing two people are about to make the biggest commitment and like, this is beautiful celebration.

They're probably like, oh, that's so nice, dude. What a relief from this other shit. I got to hear every unemployed fuck coming in here, turning away his problems. These guys are doing something beautiful. Thank God. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's a great thing, dude. And I'm telling you these fights, you don't mind them because it's like, it is probably just, we misunderstood each other like you were feeling sensitive because and then she was like hey what about all the other stuff and you're like oh my bad that's gonna be most fights from now on it's great yeah yeah you're right are you gonna treat people's weddings different now yeah 100 i feel bad about

every wedding i ever missed i feel like genuinely bad actually because yeah it's like um i don't know it just means a lot to me everybody who's willing to come to my wedding and and i never thought that i would care like that and the people who have made the effort and it's like a big effort it's an inconvenience you know and like doing that to be there for a special day it means a lot so anybody who invites me to their wedding if they're like a friend of mine i'm gonna do everything i possibly can to be there because i know what it's also like when people can't go and when they can't go for bullshit reasons. Yeah.

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greatest F1 driver like ever and survived and then got in a fucking skiing accident and now he can't walk. He can't move. He's dead.

He's dead. He's not dead. Is he a vegetable? He can't move. I'm technically right. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

He can still toboggan at least. Yeah. Which is fine. I mean, if you love skiing. Bobsled. Jamaican bobsled team.

They're looking for people probably. Yeah. There's always a silver lining. You were just bringing up F1. Yeah. Did you see the race? No. I am not an f1 guy

i know you guys are but it seems crazy please enlighten us is what happened okay so americans found myself included found f1 from this netflix show drive to survive correct and they filmed this netflix reality show after the season and everything's all said and done you already know who fucking wins you never know who wins every single race and they still find a way to make this world incredibly interesting and compelling right it's almost like um i don't even want to say it's friday night lights because friday night lights was scripted like you actually didn't know who won or not right this you know yeah but they find the drama within the drama it's like a really i can't believe people like it like it'd be like watching like the highlights from like the nba playoffs

afterwards we did what last dance yeah i guess i guess i guess the greatest team ever yeah like jordan the greatest athlete ever yeah so we're like i don't want to see what this is about that's true yeah and it was also like uh there's like nostalgia like you're watching a christmas story or something like that like how do i relive those feelings that i had fucking two decades ago true True. Right? But where this is literally what happened three months ago. It's like, you know everything that happened. Right.

And it's still so fucking good. And I think it was just so new to us. We're like, okay, I have to relive this. And I guess you get a little bit deeper into the drama, et cetera. So this season of Drives to Survive should be absolutely amazing.

If they fumble this opportunity that they were given right now, then take the show off of Netflix. They're fucking idiots who are producing this show over there it is quite possibly the best from everybody i've spoken to and again i'm late in the game this is the best formula one season that has existed in their their lifetime i bet everybody's like people coming y'all i've been watching since 2001 i've never seen anything like this right so maybe in this generation of racers okay maybe if you're coming back to like senna and those guys, it's a little different.

But even then, maybe there wasn't the same level of drama. Obviously, those guys were dying and shit. It's crazy. Basically, for everybody who doesn't exactly know what's going on, Formula One's not fair. It's like baseball. So it's kind of like unlimited budgets. It used to be more unlimited. And then every year they go, oh, we're going to find a way to do like a salary cap kind of.

But basically the teams that have a lot of money can throw money at the problem. Okay. Like we're talking about hundreds of millions of dollars. Right. I mean, Mercedes might spend half a billion dollars on their team. Was it 300 to 500 million dollars? Okay. So the big money teams are Mercedes and Red Bull.

Right. And they also have like other teams and supply like red bull has a whole different team that's also red bull alpha towering right and mercedes supplies engines to other teams it's a really weird thing right doesn't matter formula one's crazy and uh this year max verstappen is the kind of like lead driver for red bull and then lewis hamilton who is the greatest of all time, won seven championships with Mercedes. Right. He's going for his record eighth.

Right. This year. Red Bull comes on strong in the beginning of the season. Then Mercedes comes back going into the final race. Yeah. They're tied in points. Whew. So whoever finishes higher,

not even first. Whoever finishes higher wins, okay? The race happens. Hamilton starts in second place. Max Verstappen is on pull, right? So he's on. Hamilton gets the lead, okay? He's left out there on, I think, what is it?

Hard tires, right? the lead okay okay he's left out there on i think what is it hard tires right so mercedes makes a decision not to have him pit because he could lose placement right right but the risk is he'll be on worse tires right right he's in the lead he's winning he should win the race the race is about to be over i think there's four laps left it's over lewis hamilton won he got his eighth it's done this guy latifi nicholas latifi crashes with four laps left right okay now with a crash you have to remove the car from the track right okay when you remove the car from the track a caution car or a safety car goes and essentially leads all the cars. So it limits the speed that they can go. Nobody can pass, etc.

Okay? Four laps to go. Depending on how long it takes to get that crashed car off the track, the race should end. In other words, if it takes four laps, that's the order that the cars are in. That's how the race finishes. Right? With one lap to go, they get the car off the track. So technically, they can race for one lap.

Now, Lewis is in first. Max is in second. But he's in fifth in terms of position because there are cars that have been lapped. Those cars are called lappers right generally speaking i think when a caution car the car leading the group is out they let all the lappers go around in this specific one they didn't think that they would have enough time to let the lappers go massey i think his name is michael massey makes a call this is the guy who like is the the race coordinator the person who's making all the rules Massey, I think his name is Michael Massey, makes a call.

This is the guy who is the race coordinator, the person who's making all the rules all day. Ray Stewart, is that what it's called? Okay. He makes a decision to let the cars in between Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen lap, in other words, go in front of the caution car, essentially getting them out of the way

so there can be one lap left of racing. But he doesn't let the other cars behind do it okay so he's basically just like move everybody out of the way there's one lap left for the championship let them go now here's the thing max is on the fresh tires yeah he's on the what do they call soft tires he's on soft tires huge advantage right right remember because uh mercedes made a strategic choice to keep lewis on the field for position right red bull had nothing to lose they brought him in they put in the soft tires because they're like listen we're already five spots behind the worst that can happen is we get set and you can't pit when there's a safety car taking you they did pit on the safety. Oh, and they said

keep it down. But Mercedes didn't want to because they might lose position. Okay. So we'll just keep position. So it's the two of them. Now I've heard different viewpoints on this. One viewpoint I heard is this is like you're playing your buddy one-on-one and it's a game to seven and you have six and he has zero and then

somebody just goes, okay, next basket wins. Right. And it's like, whoa, what just goes okay next basket wins right and it's like whoa what do you mean next basket wins yeah i got six yeah what the fuck is going on you just moved all the people out of the way now would max have passed all those other cars yes but they would have caused uh at least some kind of delay delay just passing them milliseconds who knows i assumed it just you got to move around them and also also keep in mind, in a lap in this course and in most courses, there's only a couple places to pass. Right. It's not like you could, right?

You need enough straightaway to develop speed. Yeah. Right? And a turn where you can come inside. Yeah. Mostly. So let's say there's only three places per lap to pass and there's two cars in between. Getting rid of those two.

Yeah, you're fucked. You're fucked. If those two are in the way, you're fucked because you pass you pass race is over getting rid of those two gives you three opportunities to pass one guy and i'm sure i'm fucking bumbling this and i'm getting certain things wrong blah blah it is what it is i mean if you have any corrections of what i said if there's super f1 fans out here you know that i'm more or less learning about this now but i think this is pretty much what exactly happened. And so in that, Max passes Lewis, first place wins, Lewis got to take the L. That seems fucked.

It seems fucked. Now here's the thing. This sport's not fair. Yeah. We're okay with the unfair rules, and the second the unfair rules disadvantage the team that takes the most advantage of the unfair rules disadvantage the team that takes the most advantage of the unfair rules they're upset mercedes spends hundreds of millions of dollars

more than every other team to have advantages yeah a rule is put in place that put them at a disadvantage not even a rule a decision was put in place to put them in a disadvantage and now they're whining and crying they're not whining and crying about the fact that they could spend double every other team yeah this shit ain't fair the sport's not meant to be fair it's meant to be entertaining yeah right and the rules are created so it's entertaining that's interesting right it's called the constructors cup we look at these things because we like athletes in america we're like who's the michael jordan who's this the way formula one is looking at it is which team won mercedes still won right they still won the constructors cup max won his championship but mercedes still won the Constructors Cup. Max won his championship.

But Mercedes still had the best car. And it's about the best car. Because the reality is, you could put a decent driver in a Mercedes and he's a good driver. They're going to win. They had a guy from the worst team. I think it was Williams. Andrew Russell

is his name? George Russell. Who's getting 15th, 16th place in in a mercedes car but not the car that's he's in a williams car that has a mercedes engine right okay race is one race when lewis is out with covet or something like that race is one race in a mercedes leads the whole race is going to win the race and all of a sudden something happened to his car right oh shit and i think what they did is they protected lewis yeah because they're like if this guy who's getting 16th place every single race all of a sudden pops into the mercedes and then he can win it all in one oh that might tarnish lewis's reputation how great is lewis yeah right is he great or is he in the great car and this shit is all about the car when you're at the upper

levels of driving of course if we're already looking at the top one percent of drivers you put in like a new qb on a team you're like oh is it the system or is it the qb yes it's a system yeah and the qb can take it there yeah but a system is right i think you're bothered as a fan from a distance it would seem like i'd be bothered just because it's like, all right, well, these are the two best companies. Like you said, these are the two best car constructors. So at this point, let me at least make that as even as possible. Sure, eighth place could be in first place if they had more money. But first and second, which is what we all want to see, let's make that as even as possible.

Let's not fucking eliminate cars and give them another advantage. they already got the same financial we can blow everybody out the water well let's just see them go at it fairly then yeah as fair as it can be yeah it seems like that fuck with that that's why i'd be bothered yeah yeah i could see that is it standard for them to remove the cars um during that yeah safety oh that's a standard yeah they have to be as if it's just there during the rest of the race. No, not the fucking car. I'm talking about the lappers. Was that a standard move every race that they would remove the lappers? Yeah, but I think that what they do is they let everybody pass.

And they only let the lappers that were in between Lewis and Max. Yeah, so if they're doing something just for this race, it's unfair. But the guy said it because the guy, Toto Wolff, who's basically the head of Mercedes, he goes, what the hell are you doing? And then the guy, Michael Massey, who's the steward, just goes, we came here to race today. Because all these team principals have been saying, let them race, let them race. And Mercedes, just because of their influence has gotten a lot of favorable decisions this season yeah in particular uh to uh lewis

on max and this is something that hey so if you're a real fan you're also probably satisfied like fuck you you finally got everyone's just say like this was great for the sport yeah yeah yeah i mean it was unbelievable unbelievable does hamilton benefit on the back end that the sport is now getting more eyeballs yeah of course of course like how mad is he really like obviously it affects his legacy and money but like oh this next season is going to be insane i'm sure he wanted eight yeah like you want to be the guy that has the record if he has eight and they have one over schumacher but he has the win for most races or record for most races won. So he has one record.

And him and Verstappen have a bitter rivalry, right? Not even. Verstappen's a new up-and-coming driver. It'd be like Jordan and Kobe having a rivalry. Yeah. But they didn't have a bitter rivalry. Okay. I thought in the moment they were talking a lot of shit about each other this year.

No. Lewis is pretty mentor-y to him. Oh, really? Yeah. This season's just been a battle, but in the last they were talking a lot of shit about each other this year no lewis is pretty mentory to to him oh really yeah this season's just been a battle but in the last couple seasons and i realized something with the netflix show to your point it's not even for us anymore it's for the people that are gonna say listen to this podcast and say i'm gonna try out formula one yeah start it off by watching the netflix doc it's unbelievable then you'll be watching the next season you'll be obsessed in real time you'll be obsessed i i've got i got through almost the first season and then i wasn't obsessed it was definitely a good show but they talk about verstappen in season one you can basically if you watch a show i've realized watch his whole arc from like kind of brash punk kid that's got

a lot of talent into now winning the fucking thing which would be very cool if you go through all of it oh this next season is going to be fucking ridiculous what was lewis hamilton's reaction like everything i'm googling is basically he's just like he didn't show up to the press conference. Yeah, he's upset. You know, I'm sure maybe he thinks it's unfair. But you could also say that Mercedes was pussy. Like they didn't play to win. Like they were like, oh, they're just going to drive this out.

And then we're just going to take the safety car to the finish line. They could have they could have given up position, but prepared themselves just in case. up position but prepared themselves just in case and lewis smartly was like the the couple times where he thought he should have boxed or pitted to change tires his team like strategy wise they played it safe no let's leave you on those tires they're durable they'll go the distance but he was smart enough and it's particular a couple particular moments to say like why am i not boxing why am i not going in there so uh you can chalk it up to their strategy uh was off but he was a gentleman in the moment his dad was shaking hands with max's dad like he did well i thought in terms of that yeah well this would be a chance if he wins next year to make

this a big asterisk like you can kind of undercut the whole win i assume if you win next year yeah you win next year and you'd be like the only reason i don't have nine straight is this fucking bs decision yeah you can make his Verstappen's championship an Astros championship, basically. An interesting wrinkle to the whole race was that Max Verstappen had won more races throughout the year. Okay. Nine to Lewis's eight. So he was given the tiebreaker in the event that they would end that race with the same

amount of points. Right. Now, how could they end a race with the same amount of points? Well, they would if neither of them won any points. Right. How would they do that? Let's say they crashed. Right?

So, if Max wanted to win, just crash. Yeah. And I think, I was watching a documentary. Was it Senna? I forget exactly who it is. I was watching a documentary about a guy who did this and basically on the first turn crashed into his rival and then took the both of them out.

Jeez up, dude. But that's it. That guarantees the victory. So if Max wanted it that bad, he could have easily driven really aggressively, pushed Lewis off the side. He crashed as well. Game over.

He got it. So it was in the bag for him if he wants. Now, that's not maybe the right way to win it, but people have won it in that way before. What would y'all have done? Yeah. It almost feels similar to the time when we were in St. Louis and you won the first race,

and then I beat both you and Alex immediately in the next two races. By crashing us. By having an aggressive maneuver and then had the fastest you and Alex immediately in the next two races. By crashing us. By having an aggressive maneuver and then had the fastest lap overall of the week. I'm pretty sure. Is it similar to that, you think? I don't recall. I just remember you being incredibly aggressive and driving very dangerously.

I don't think it was dangerous. And crashing me. No, no, no. Because what did the race officials say? I remember him doing research before to learn how to drive. Oh, yeah, yeah. And then he still lost multiple times. I got him with my pit boss. You got him with your pit boss? Yeah, I got him with research before to learn how to drive. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was so cool. I got him with my pit boss. You got him with your pit boss?

Yeah, I got him with the pit boss, and he said I was, yeah, he just gave me strategy. He gave you the soft tires. Yeah, I had soft tires going into the final race. Ah, we were riding on the hearts. Do you think it's similar to that or not? I think it's basically the exact same thing as that. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because federal student loans have been on hold. And come January 31st, when the CARES Act payment hold expires, you'll be back to paying your federal student loans.

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They're better at scripted, and it's not even a fucking... It's not even close. And not only are they better at making the scripted shows, they're better at getting people to watch the scripted shows. Okay? Okay? This weekend, fucking Sex and the City

comes out with their older Sex and the City. I did not even know it came out. Nobody knew it was coming out. There was no interest. Girls didn't give a fuck about it. They're like, I don't need to watch these girls anymore. I saw them go to fucking Dubai or whatever like that and walk around with masks all day long. I don't need to see this shit again.

And the one character that everybody knew about was gone. Samantha. The most entertaining character. Maybe not the one you love the most. Probably it's Carrie or each one of these girls has their own thing. But undeniably the funniest, most entertaining one. Maybe not the one you love the most. Probably it's Carrie or each one of these girls has their own thing. But undeniably, the funniest,

most entertaining one, the one that got fucked all the time, great tits for her age, is off the show. Right? Yeah. So you're like, okay,

why the hell would I watch this shit if now they're old, I don't care about their lives, the one that was the funniest and the most entertaining is no longer there. Like, what is the point of this?

It's like just a bunch of Madonnas just fucking in their 60s trying to be cute. Yeah, get that shit over with, bro. Okay. Within a fucking day, every girl's watching this thing. They're locked in and obsessed.

Within a fucking day. What did they do? They killed off one of the main characters. They killed off Carrie's fucking love interest for the whole regular show. Big. You know that show, the guy Big? guy big i know of him uh christopher noth i think he's a character they killed that motherfucker off and this is how you know this

shit has a big fucking uh reaction right um i was talking about how this wasn't as big a reaction it's just in my girl's life i'll stand on this okay ready um big dies after using a Peloton. He has a heart attack. Mr. Big. Dies after using a Peloton. Peloton stock dips 11%. That's fucking crazy. 11%!

You might have also contributed to that. That's Bitcoin shitting itself. When Bitcoin dips 5%, people are like, oh fuck, is Bitcoin on a down? Yeah. 10%? Yeah. Insane.

They saw the video of you falling off and they were like, yeah, yeah. Yes. That contributed to 2% or 3%. I started this. At least. I started this. The reason HBO is great is because I'm great. Okay, I'm complimenting me.

Yes, that's what I mean. We understand marketing over here. Then it was Mr. Big Nose. That's it. This is what it is. Okay? So, listen. So, the fucking effect of this is crazy, right?

To kill off a main character and the love interest of this woman, actually, it's really the smartest thing because in order for us to like the show, she can't be happy. Bro, that's Game of Thrones. You gotta have stakes. Opening season, you're like, the two coolest guys are dead? Dead. What happened? And they keep on killing the motherfuckers you love. you love them too much that motherfucker gonna die they've been

married because they got married in a movie i believe yeah first or second i don't know yeah but they've been married 10 11 years that's not fun who wants to see that show there's no stakes there also we gotta be single we need to follow carrie's journey which is in podcasting now the takeover so fuck what we do you know what i mean? She's up. So it's like, in order to recreate that world, and in order to follow this woman through that world, trying to find out what her life is going to be, what love is going to be, you need to remove the love. Yeah.

Right? If you already got a man, you're happy, you're in a nice house, then you're flying to fucking Abu Dhabi. Yeah. Right? It's like they literally had nothing else to do, so they flew them to fucking Abu Dhabi. Right?

I thought it was absolutely brilliant. Everybody talking about it about main character dies or one of the main character dies main love interest dies now all of a sudden my girl's locked in watching and then the writing is funny I'm watching the show and I'm like this is funny I remember thinking it was funny before the storylines get you in I'm like you fucking did it HBO fucking does it every single time Mare of Easttown right yeah M mayor of east town comes down the fucking finale all of a sudden the stream goes down i didn't start watching this show until after the finale when the stream went down the stream going down causes national news right everybody going what the fuck you mean the street it's trending on twitter the mayor of east town is trending why

are people so upset they can't watch this show? It must be a good show. The show's fucking great. I go, I watch it. White Lotus, The Undoing. It's like nonstop. They keep coming with banger after banger scripted show. Can y'all name a scripted show that Netflix has put out in the last year that people are obsessed with?

Scripted. Kevin Hart shit. Squid Game. Squid Game. Squid Game. Kevin Hart. You got to give it up, Squid Game. Got to give it up, Squid Game.

Took over ozark nah that fell off you want me to listen to the heat of ozark isn't the same as it was it fell off it was fire when it first started that fell off i gave up season i think squid game is massive yeah that's the biggest house and then true story true story true story is is mid i think it's mid it's it's highly what they got shows what's that one or think it's mid. Yeah, but you... It's highly... They got shows... What's that one? Clickbait or something?

It's good. Narcos. I think people stop watching Narcos. You was big. In terms of just eyeballs, yeah. You is big in terms of eyeballs. You're also talking critical acclaim, I think. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, Undoing was very well-received critically, and people watched it. Mayor of Easttown, same. But, like, what's that fucking show with entourage that has the entourage guy in it vinny clickbait or some shit like that oh yeah that was people it wasn't a good show buddy people watching more people watching mad people watched it you think those are limited series easier to get superstar creators and and talents but they don't have their game of thrones yet they don't have their sopranos they don't have their witcher they don't have their Game of Thrones yet. They don't have their Sopranos. They don't have their Curb. They don't have The Wire. Nobody watching The Witcher.

They got all these shows. Squid Game was a breakout show. It had that Tiger King effect. It was mainstream. People are locked in. If you didn't watch it, you had the FOMO. I think we've talked about it on a podcast before. There's a trajectory with content.

And it's not just with a show. It could be with a movie. It could be with a tour. It could be anything. There's a trajectory where it's like, you're in on this thing early. All of a sudden, you're in on this thing and sharing it with people. And then it hits a critical mass where if you haven't watched it, you feel weird. You're the outsider.

You feel weird. You're the outsider. The only show that that happened with that I can remember in recent past with Netflix is Squid Game. A little bit with True Story. A little bit with True Story. And also Bridgerton. I was just about to say. Bridgerton. That was huge.

Everybody was talking about that. A few years ago. I had minimal FOMO, but yes, they were talking about it. HBO has misses too. I mean, it wasn't for us. Tons of misses. That's what I'm saying. HBO has Gossip Girl, which was a dud. Tons of misses. That's what I'm saying. HBO has Gossip Girl, which was a dud.

Tons of misses. You're talking about Casa de Papel, but you're also talking Netflix has local market producers. They have hundreds of more executives trying to find the development for this. I'm just comparing budgets here. The budget for HBO and the budget for Netflix. You have to bring that point in because Netflix can throw money at everything. HBO's got probably a higher hit rate.

No, but Squid Game was a very low budget. The batting average is crazy. Okay, that I'll give you. Because they can't miss. It was, remember when AMC back in the day went on that string of nonstop bangers? Like AMC. Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Bang, bang.

And then Walking Dead. Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead. There was another one that came out on AMC as well that people were fucking with. Like, I think Turncoat or something like that. Shields FX. FX. But like, it was just after another and you're like, holy shit, does this channel actually the truth?

They made it relevant. Yeah. Yeah. It was unbelievable. And relative to their budget, that's a crazy run. Unbelievable. So for HBO, yeah, that makes sense. That's why I'm saying they're so great, is that they will spend $30 million on a fucking

pilot for a Game of Thrones prequel. Not the one that's coming out, but another one. And if it's not good, scrap it. Light $30 million in the air. Because they know. They're like, this isn't it. You know what it's kind of like? I remember hearing Walmart and Target started off as competitors.

And then Walmart was so good at being cheaper that Target was like, we can't do what they can do. We can't compete with cheap shit. So let's just make stuff that's nicer than what Walmart makes and charge more. That's like Trader Joe's too. Trader Joe's might have done that. It's like they don't have

any of the selection, but all their shit slaps. It's bangers. Yeah. And Trader Joe's is cheap, but Target was like, look, we're gonna be more selective of what we have.

And I think that might be what HBO is doing. Like, look, we're not, Netflix can just throw money at everything and have options for every single human being on earth they have the budget we don't we have to be more selective with ours and make it more appealing like especially critically and and i just have to say like the way that that hbo does their marketing i don't know if they're aware of it or not but the way that they do their marketing is just fucking genius like they're able to like stir up controversy around their shows which creates that FOMO effect where you're like why is everybody upset like

right now the there's this whole thing going on with succession I don't watch succession I don't care about like billionaire fucking problems is that HBO also but like everybody's talking about that oh yeah it's a cultural moment yeah and like there was something with one of the characters Jeremy Strong was being criticized and Aaron Sorkin felt like he had to do a public apology but he doesn't have social media so he put it on jessica chastain social media it's just like just that type of conversation piece swirling around a show yeah you're like what the fuck is happening in this show netflix doesn't seem to have that apparatus where they can get all this controversy churning like they have tons of data and they can push stuff to you algorithmically but they're not creating the conversation

outside of it like dude mr beast doing the squid game thing yeah that's what you need now you're not going to get that every time but like how can you get the conversation churning outside yeah that's what a comedy special does yeah that's dave chappelle drove people to netflix because of the controversy yeah i feel like netflix strategy is like just put all the budget into just making content yeah buy everything yeah fuck even when we did the thing they were like yeah we don't do billboards like what we what we do is just use the algorithm to push it to the people that are gonna see it yeah yeah right and it's like okay but like fuck a billboard let's use some money to you know create some drama like let's create billboard. Let's use some money to, you know, create some drama.

Like, let's create some conversation around the piece that's going to drive people to the piece. And I think that's what fucking HBO does. When they put out the Peloton ad, I believe wholeheartedly that this was part of the deal. Can you explain that? Okay. So basically, Peloton stock drops 10% or 11% after Mr. Big dies going on the Peloton. Yeah. Right, he gets a heart attack.

I think, personally, okay, so then an advertisement comes out very soon after a Peloton ad with Christopher Knopf being healthy. I guess we could play it. Yeah, you want to check it out? Yeah, play it right now. being healthy. I guess we could play it. Yeah, you want to check it out? Yeah, play it right now. If you're listening... To new beginnings.

To new beginnings. You look great. I feel great. Shall we take another ride? Life's too short not to. And just like that the world was reminded that regular cycling stimulates and improves your heart, lungs

and circulation reducing your risk of cardiovascular diseases cycling strengthens your heart muscles lowers resting pulse and reduces blood fat levels he's alive

he's alive so good Ryan Reynolds does the voiceover does the voiceover it's Mr. Big and an Asian chick or Mexican girl and she might be an instructor for Peloton right

she's a famous Peloton instructor she was the one I think he was watching in the show oh hilarious extremely well coordinated and orchestrated extremely quickly that's crazy so I think this is another

HBO move I think if is another HBO move. I think if HBO is going to make it look like you get fucking heart attacks going on Pelotons to a key demographic that uses fucking Peloton. Yeah, as a leverage point. It is. Like, literally, who are the people who use Peloton? Fucking Joe Biden. People who watch Sex and the City.

Yeah. It's Sex and the City people, girls who watch Sex and the City, and maybe their boyfriends and husbands like me. And some comedians. Some comedians. Yeah. Get stuck under them. Yeah. Trying to look good for their wedding. That's it. Maybe. That might be part maybe their boyfriends or husbands like me. And some comedians sometimes. Some comedians get stuck under that. Yeah, trying to look good for their wedding. That's it. That might be part of the demographic.

That's a possibility. I went back on it. I'm no bitch. Yeah, I saw you. Okay, listen, I'm like big. Did you run extra hard just stomping on it? Fuck yeah, I did. I almost fell filming that video.

100%. I was like, no, I'm done with this shit. But my point is, I bet you they reach out to Peloton and they're like, listen, we're going to do this. It's going to cause a controversy. I don't know what's going to happen, but why don't you have something really fun cooked up to go along with it? They must have notified the brand. I don't even know if you can use a brand without their permission.

Here's the crazy thing. I have to potentially push back. Peloton was already working with Ryan Reynolds Creative Agency. He's got a marketing firm. He's a genius, right? And they apparently cooked this up. They were already

working with them and this was like a 48 hour we got to do something fix because otherwise I don't think Peloton would risk having that. No one would approve

the risk that you could drop that much with your stock price. For HBO to even mention Peloton in their show? They got the approval to use it but someone from Peloton may not have read the script even mention peloton in their show they got the approval to use it but someone from peloton may not have read the script yeah right no i think they got

the right and they said yeah we'll we'll do it but we're gonna have something ready we're gonna cast and hbo might have even helped them out here we're gonna do this shit here we'll help you we'll help you create an ad you know what i mean oh yeah and they might not even help them create the ad they just told them more or less what's going to happen. Right. And again, you're not going to give away the script. More or less what's going to happen. Hey, there's going to be some tragedy after the use of the Peloton, whatever like that.

Just want to let you guys know, you guys do what you want to do. Okay. And getting the Christopher Knopf character to go film that, like that's even a little bit peculiar. Yeah. Right. Like you're undermining the show. Now, Christopher Knopf is aware that his character is's even a little bit peculiar. Yeah. Right? Like, you're undermining the show. Now, Christopher Knoth is aware that his character is dead, not he is dead. Yeah.

But he's basically going, I didn't really die. I'm out here and I'm with the instructor and I just wanted to leave Carrie. Yeah. You're kind of undermining the plot of the show. So I think there has to be some sort of communication between both of them. Hey, you're going to make it look like our brand gives heart attacks, but we're going to make it look like your show isn't real. Let's have some fun. We're fucking talking about it look like our brand gives heart attacks, but we're going to make it look like your show isn't real. Let's have some fun. We're fucking talking about it on our podcast right now.

This is what HBO understands. None of us have seen a second of this show. I have a little bit. This is pretty fucking funny. I laughed. I laughed out loud. Because you brought this up. You're like, yeah, we should check this out.

And I was like, all right, is this a story that big? I kind of felt like, I was like, really? Is it that big? And I came home. I see my girl on the couch. She's kind of crying a little bit. I was like, what's wrong? What happened? She and I see my girl on the couch. She's kind of crying a little bit. I was like, what's wrong?

What happened? She was like, Mr. Big Die. Yo, get the fuck out of here. And it's so, and dude, there's a scene. I can't believe I'm talking about it,

but there's a scene at the funeral where like people are coming to the funeral and like, it's really interesting. Like I didn't realize how like purposely overacted.

I forgot how overacted that I forgot how overacted the actors are on sex in the city. It's almost like drag. Like each actor is a, is kind of a drag queen. They're this like exaggerated overacted version of themselves, but because they're unaware of it, it's just kind of funny.

Okay. And like, if you watch the episodes back, you'll kind of see it. Like everybody comes in almost like Kramer. They're like flustered and ready to go. I'm going to talk like this. It's literally a drag show.

The whole thing is drag. Except for Carrie. She's kind of like the one who's holding it all together. She's the Jerry. She's the Jerry. Yeah, she's the Jerry. But can act. And is actually funny.

But I forgot what I was saying. What was I saying? It's like drag. Everyone's actually funny. What? But I forgot what I was saying there. What was I saying there? It's like drag. Everyone's overacting. No, before this, it was... The funeral scene. Oh, the funeral scene was a really clever premise. It was these people coming in and making the funeral about themselves.

Oh, yeah. So instead of coming up to grieve with Carrie, they're like, oh, when my husband died, yeah, I remember what it was like. And everybody kind of making it about themselves when it're it's your fucking funeral we do know that's the entire ethos of seinfeld right what's that they're the four most selfish people that are friends but everything they make about themselves no hugging no learning i don't know i never watched a show i wouldn't know that i thought the show about nothing give us your book report on fucking Seinfeld

you give us a book report on sex in the city at least there's some pussy at least there's some pussy alright guys we need to break for a second because I gotta tell you my favorite part

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Because we have everything that they want. What do you mean? Yeah, that's true. That's true. What do you mean? There's this like search for a partner. Now the whole show is like, how do these like old women get married?

Yeah, the show's about sex and we're a bunch of married guys. So what do we know about sex? That's what we want. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. We're going to call it Virgins of the Suburbs. So what do we know about sex? That's what we want. That's what I'm saying. We're going to call it virgins of the suburbs.

Just move out to Long Island. Like, can I get a fucking hand job, please? What's a guy got to do? Baby, I'm getting a massage. Yeah. Yeah, we got to make our own show. It's going to be sick. How do you get laid? Yeah, how do you get laid by your wife have you guys had less sex or more sex

since you got married well don't ask me i've had a lot more yeah yeah the whole abstinence thing really kind of fucks up the game you know what i mean and you probably less probably less probably less really yeah i'm gone more so that definitely contributes yeah but probably less you think that's the reason yeah that's what i tell myself because i'm on the roads a lot i tell myself yeah yeah one of us is being faithful i'm on the road yeah but noticeably less to the point where you're like oh i see what married people were talking about not yet but i can i can see it trending that way really five years dude after kids i'm like are we really gonna be doing this after kids you think you'll just stop having sex in life dude i'm gonna be in my 40s i'm gonna be

in my 40s she's gonna be a mom i'm not into milk porn guys this is not me we should do that thing so you know how some people do no nut november I was thinking we should do you have to nut every day. Yeah, you brought this up. That's a crazy idea. I will lose immediately. No, no, no. You don't necessarily have to fuck. It's the opposite of.

You could jerk off, but you just have to nut every single day. And then the first person to break it. There's a great Seinfeld episode where they do the opposite. It's bizarre. Yeah, I know. The master of our own domains. Yeah. I don't know what you guys are talking about that's a funny joke

what is it about I don't even explain to this guy they're not masturbating you're saying those oh they just stop masturbating yeah who can go the longest without masturbating yeah wow sounds great Kramer sees a hot girl through a window disappears and then he Who can go the longest? Without masturbating. Yeah. Wow. Sounds great. Kramer sees a hot girl through a window, disappears, and then he comes back like five minutes later

and he goes, I'm out. That's how they end the scene. It's really funny. Yeah. Sounds fun. Yeah. So good, dude. Hilarious.

Great show of all time. Tell us more about that funeral scene in second place. That shit is fun. That shit is fucking fun. No, but yeah, you know the tough thing about like shitting on Seinfeld, the show is I love Larry. Yeah. So I can't really shit on, like when you guys say these ideas of the show,

I want to shit all over them, but I know they're Larry's. So I'm being a liar. Yeah. Like if Larry was pitching that to me yeah and he's like yeah yeah we just won't jerk off and be like oh this is brilliant but if like if seinfeld was i'd be like would you really write a joke about this like or would that be too filthy for you why don't we use a different word yeah what if we did it on stage yeah maybe jerking off too too too strong can i tell something? They didn't use the word.

Of course they didn't. It made it that much better. Of course they didn't. They didn't. They never said what it was. It was an FCC guideline. Yeah, but it worked better. Master of their own domain.

They used a bunch of euphemisms, and it made it way funnier. Yeah. Yep. But Larry came up with it. Oh, okay. Dude, Larry came up with it. That's fire, dude. That guy just changes, bro. Absolutely. Absolutely. Notice Larry went right to fucking HBO. came up with it oh okay that's good dude larry came up with this that's fine it changes bro

absolutely absolutely notice larry went right to fucking hbo he's like i want to curse i want to talk about sex i want to do it i'm done with this guy who's making fucking b movies you know i mean i'm over it this guy's making fucking cartoons that one stung. All right, guys. Let's do some feelings, no facts. Mark, talk to us. Greatest UFC journalist of all time. Self-proclaimed. Not self-proclaimed. The people proclaim me the greatest UFC journalist of all time.

The people's journalist. I am the people's journalist. I thought you said it first. No, the people's greatest journalist of all time. The people's greatest UFC journalist of all time. Yeah, I'm the greatest journalist of the UFC of all time. And MMA. It's not just UFC.

It's MMA. Of all time. Of all time. All fighting sports ever. Ask me anything about UFC. I'll tell you right now. Did you watch the fights? Yes.

And what'd you think? That was phenomenal. I predicted this. I told you a man in nunes would get fucking knocked out or choked out. People get mad because you keep on saying nunes when it's nunez. You don't even know how to say it. How do you pronounce it? Nunes.

In Portuguese? Nunes. You just have to sound a little bit more retarded. Okay. But no, I predicted this was going to happen. Okay.

Juliana Pena, just beast. Beast. What did you know? Why did you know she was going to win? Because she believes in herself. She believes she could do anything.

The world is her oyster. Okay. She also has great teeth. Okay. Got it. And that's how you knew great teeth. I just knew it, dude. I fucking knew it.

That's a good point. If you're a fighter with great teeth, you're probably a good fighter. I mean, it's just the Venezuelan vixen, bro. Do you know what I mean? This is Venezuela. These people already produce the hottest women on the planet, and there's no food. You start feeding these women? They could do anything yeah they already produce fat ass big tits beautiful face beautiful body no food eating cardboard natural oh shit man you start giving them real american nutrients Retrocentrists, Chicago shit, cheese, meat, bread.

Unstoppable. Unstoppable force. It's an unstoppable force. A Venezuelan with food cannot be stopped. That's a good answer. What did you actually think of the fight? I thought it was so entertaining. It was fucking unbelievable. Yeah, I think it was fight of the night because of,

I think it should have been fight of the night just because of the sheer upset. It was unbelievable. It was so incredible to see like amanda noon's is noon's is uh it was so if you were watching the latest fights like so incredibly dominant like she touches you you go to bed right and she touched pena and she walked through it kept punching through she was not scared she called her shot she'd been calling her out for a while. She said exactly what she was going to do. And then she fucking did it. And when you do that stuff, it is just so impressive.

So God bless her, man. And man, that was just so fucking awesome. Were you a little bummed to see the end of the era? No. And I'm not saying that she can't come back. Like, I think she can come back. And she just has to be a little bit more. She got into a firefight.

Another thing was, it was really interesting. we were talking to Ben Askren about this, and grappling cardio is different than boxing cardio. Okay. So, and you saw the same thing happen in the other co-main event with Oliveira and Poirier. But Amanda, when she's on her feet, this great striker, like, she can go for days striking, has all this power but what happened she got caught in a grapple with pena and that grappling cardio askren said is different right like guys who have a super long gas tank all of a sudden they're on the ground

and they're grappling either jujitsu or wrestling and it just tires them the fuck out right you saw guys that can go forever just get absolutely thoroughly fucking exhausted and i guess it just requires a different uh i don't know maybe it just requires a different type of muscle usage and because of that you gas quicker right i don't know like a guy like ben asker you look at his body you're like no this guy doesn't have great cardio i bet that guy can wrestle for days a guy like dc you look at his body you're like oh this guy probably doesn't have a great cardio but that guy can wrestle for fucking days A guy like DC, you look at his body, you're like, oh, this guy probably doesn't have a great cardio, but that guy can wrestle for fucking days. So it is a different ball game,

and I think that's going to be a skill that's going to be utilized to minimize the effect of these strikers. I think we're about to be in a new evolution of MMA. The sport just keeps evolving. It's crazy, because you saw in the second fight, or in the second co-main event,

but poor Olivera, I don't know if you guys saw it. Did you guys watch? Oh, you watch. So it's like once for like basically the whole, what was it? Second round.

I think it was like a whole second round that, uh, Olivera got Dustin on the ground and just kind of stood over him. And then Dustin was just kind of like holding on because he didn't want to, in the middle of the octagon, give potentially give up his back or do something sneaky that could because olivera is so good at jujitsu right so he's like i'm basically just gonna hold and get fucking pounded on for the whole round and then they'll stop it then we're back on the feed i'll get back to

business but that shit taxes you gasses you he came back in the third he was fucking gassed right like you even saw it with remember when izzy fought uh jan blachowicz right and jan just stayed on top of him he wasn't even trying to really score but he was like as long as we're not on our feet this guy doesn't have advantage over me and izzy looked gassed yeah yeah right and now it's different he's coming up 20 fucking pounds fighting a guy who weighs much more than him and the guy was just leaning on him the whole time right but i'd be interested to see what he has to say. Like does he think that grappling actually taxes him in a different way? He's been kickboxing since he was fucking

what, 18 or something like that. He won't get tired. You'll never see him get tired throwing strikes. When he's in that fight with Gastelum, do you remember fifth round? I'm prepared to die. Just swinging for defenses, fifth round. So it's like there's something about that cardio that's different.

I mean, you even saw it like Conor, anybody who goes up against Khabib, once Khabib starts holding you. Unbelievable. That's a wrap. Something's different about that cardio. So that might be a good strategy used for the strikers. And I wonder if we're about to be in this new era where like one of the earlier eras was these jujitsu guys came and they started fucking tapping

these people out right and if you didn't have any skill with jujitsu once someone grabbed you it was over yeah they just tangle you up and then find a way to tweak some part of your body or get that fucking neck and then it's done yeah and then what happened is the strikers started learning enough jujitsu or wrestling in order to combat the grappling and then keep it on the feet. Or these guys that were like wrestlers were able to keep the jiu-jitsu guys away from them enough and then develop enough striking where they could have an advantage. And then we had this cool era

where it was like the strikers were starting to dominate that had good wrestling backgrounds. It was like these wrestlers that learned really good striking. And I wonder now if we're starting to get into this era where it's like those jujitsu guys, it was kind of like been forgotten almost. If these jujitsu guys start to get good enough at striking,

where their striking was elite, like this Charles Oliveira guy, like he can bang with you. He can go. He can go with you. He can throw. But if it goes to the grounds, be careful. Right. Because when Dustin and Oliveira were swinging on each other when they

were standing up and striking dustin was winning those exchanges right but dustin knew if this guy gets my back or if he holds me or anything there's nothing i can do right and it's a really good advantage it's like what happened with nate diaz every single fight like nate diaz could get clipped go to the ground you can't go to the ground with him if your jujitsu isn't good right you can't like you could try to ground and pound him, but if he locks you up, now you're giving him the advantage. It's like what Conor would say, just get up. Right.

Right? It's like I would rather let you get up and recover than be on the ground and be in a dangerous position. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can outstrike you. Let's go. There it is. So Oliveira is even more dangerous with the jujitsu.

I wonder if it's this kind of new era where these jujitsu guys finally got a lead at striking and now everybody's gonna have to get their jujitsu up yeah because you can't just defend now because when you're on your feet you don't have the same advantage you used to have yeah did you watch the sean o'malley fight yes i love watching him he's great he's just so fun he's great and i think joe brought up an interesting thing about o'malley which was he's like they're bringing him up in the same way they bring up boxers. Yeah, they're doing a great job. Yeah, and usually, actually what I admire about the UFC is they don't usually do this. By the time you're ready to be in the UFC,

they figure you're one of the best fighters, and then we can throw you in with the wolves. Maybe give you one fight to see where you are, but then eventually we're just going to basically sink or swim with you right and the ufc is such an amazing promotional outlet because they have all the fighters signed it doesn't matter if you lose we're going to fight you again we decide who fights yeah but they literally would just be like hey we think you're pretty good we're going to put you in with a guy who has a fucking name if you beat him you're going to skyrocket if don't, we'll see what happens with you.

And that's also a risk you can take when you're not paying the guys these crazy numbers. If you have a fighter that's under a contract where he gets $5 million a fight, you better make sure he wins. You got to be ready. Why would you make him

fight some really tough wrestling guy that could potentially hold him down not an interesting fight get him injured like yeah the model i know it sounds crazy and like i'm capping for the ufc but the model the pay structure creates more entertaining fights incentivizes the entertainment because everybody wants to get the bonuses and allows you to take fights and lose and keep fighting right the structure at least but the threshold they gotta be making enough to compensate. What I think,

yes, don't get me wrong. And I don't know what those numbers are. So I have to figure out what that's what I'd like to know. Yeah. But what I hope is that these people like Sean O'Malley learn how to make enough money outside of the sport with the fame that they're getting from it, where they can,

where they can produce real money. It's like, I'm not crying that YouTube is not paying me more money. Right. I'm literally creating, we're literally creating hours and hours of content for them to put advertising on. And we get a fraction of those advertisers,

but you know what we did? We went and got our own advertisers. Right. Now, if the UFC becomes like NCAA and limits their ability to get sponsorship and all this other stuff and starves out the guy, that's fucked up. But if they're like, yo, do your thing. Go teach some seminars

here. Do classes there. Content here. Blah, blah, blah. Advertise for this guy. Be their sponsor. Use the stardom to create money. I just want to fight, though. I just want to fight. Hey, that's like comics that go, I just want to go up. Do you? No shit. We all do. You want to tell jokes for a living? Well well you might have to do a couple more fucking things

don't be a dinosaur but if you're part of a promotion like they should be able to hook it up like if you're a comic you're just out there on your own not signed there are some that are able to do that they just won't reach the same heights you can do that right but if you want to find a way to make money and please believe the bigger your star gets outside of it the more you command inside of it. Yeah. So it's just this, if you're doing it right,

it's this whole self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah. Which to me is Sean's leverage is that like, they just see him as a star. They're like, yeah, he's down to play ball. Like he knows how to like get people to watch.

He's good at pressers. Like his hair has died. Like he knows how to get attention. So let's build him up, give him all the fights that he needs and then put them in like the big money fights. And he's, if I'm him, I'm not mad at it because I'm like, shit, I don't want to risk.

I don't want to take a risk making no money. I'll take the risk when I'm making the real money, when I re-sign my new contract and I'm getting five times more than I am for each one of these fights. I would love to fight the top five and potentially lose. I'll potentially lose for millions. Yeah, but you want to be 15-0. Of course. Oh, so you said to be 15-0. Of course.

Oh, so you said they're bringing him up like a boxer because they're giving him easy fights right now? That's what it seems like, right? Yeah, they're not throwing him in with the Wolves, which is traditionally what a lot of times UFC will do. I mean, if you look at this guy like Michael Chandler who they signed, right?

His first few fights in the UFC have been just fucking savages. I think his first fight was against Dan Hangman, right? Like, his first few fights in the UFC have been just fucking savages. I think his first fight was against Dan Hangman, right? Shouts to Dan. Love Dan. And he was the guy that came to the Las Vegas show and was saying that this all day.

Just an absolute savage, right? Then his next fight is against Charles Oliveira, right? Who is the title holder. And then his last fight was against Justin Gaethje. It's just savages. Savage after savage after savage. So it's like they're down to play ball, but they don't have anything to lose

because they're like, all right, if we believe in this guy, we'll keep giving him shots. And if he keeps fucking up these shots, then we can cut him. Right. Yeah. Like, people might not like the pay structure,

but they cannot deny that the product is phenomenal, and we just have to look at how much of that has to do with the pay structure. Also, this is not to say that O'Malley's fights were easy. I don't think they were. Maybe they weren't objectively the hardest, but his fight against Chris Mattino was like, I guess not that one. It was easy for him. Not that one, but the other fights that he's had. I mean, his fight against Chris Martino was, like, I guess not that one. It was easy for him. Not that one.

But, like, the other fights that he's had, like. I mean, his fight against Chito Vera wasn't easy, and Chito Vera won. And that was a big step up in competition. And then, so they brought it back down a little bit. Yeah. And I think, if I'm him, I'm not mad at that. I'm like, yo. I would not be at all.

Pay me. If you're going to pay me 20 grand for a fight or whatever the fuck it is, then I'm going to fight a 20 grand fighter. And I'm going to pick him apart and entertain and do all these things with very little risk. You got to pay me for risk. Yeah. Right. You know what I mean?

Pay me to get fucked up. Exactly. Anybody's going to fight a midget for $10,000? Like, there's no risk. Yeah. Right. But $10,000 to fight Rampage? You think it's an indication to other fighters?

Like, yo, I got to come in with something else to, like, offer value to the promotion so that they have an incentive to want to build me up i think it's a kid who grew up on the internet and understands the game and understands the successful people and how this shit works you know what i mean so he came out to the six nine song yeah so that unreleased like leaked six nine track oh i thought it was uh i didn't know it was a unreleased track i don't know if it came out yet oh i thought it was uh i didn't know it was a unreleased track i don't know if it came out yet oh i thought it was just whatever but yeah i mean i got six nine tattoo i mean it's like to be honest it's the same way as like any comic that's either doing comedy now or coming into comedy is they're gonna see the way that we've done it and they're gonna

do that exact same thing this is just how you succeed in the game this is what it is now so it's like you're gonna go okay wow what is shultz and his boys doing okay this is it this is how comedy is done now and that's just what it is so if you're a young fighter coming up you're gonna be probably on tiktok you're gonna be on youtube you're gonna be podcasting and going on podcasting the nelk boys tell you to come out you're gonna fucking come hang out and i know there's motherfuckers out there that just want to get in the gym and bang. And that's cool. You're just not going to make as much money. Yeah.

Or it might take you longer because you're not offering external value to the promotion. Yeah. And listen, the reality is, is like 99% of people just aren't good enough to be champion. But some of you could be entertaining enough to get a shot. Yeah. If you're doing anything live, you got to sell tickets. And it's hard to do that with just skill. Yeah. You need some personality. People need to be attached to you, man. And tickets, and it's hard to do that with just skill. Yeah.

You need some personality. People need to be attached to you, man. And that's another thing for Sean is that he has a personality. And that's the thing with the UFC. Personalities thrive. So it's like you don't even have to win. But if you have an engaging personality and a really good fight style, you'll keep fighting.

You'll be a fucking commentator. Like, they take care of the guys that do good work for the business. Like, there's one thing. Like, you don't have to be the guy who's 20 and 0 to be one of the commentators yeah you just got to be interesting articulate enough right and an engaging personality that people want to see yeah like i don't know i think there's a lot of opportunity there i'm a type person that's like yo let me see his opportunity like you got guys like guys who would be journeymen in boxing making millions of dollars in the ufc like serrani with his record people would call him a journeyman as a boxer right but in mma he was a fucking star nate diaz is a superstar yeah superstar masvidal superstar masvidal is a superstar it's'm not the best fighter in the gym

I'm looking at the UFC and I'm like how do I get in I don't care just let me get in get one crazy knockout with the UFC you are one crazy knockout away from a massive fight that's true

and it's the other guys that when you're the best you don't really need it as much. You know what I mean? Like, Kamaru, like, he doesn't have to be doing all the antics and all the crazy shit. And he'll make less money because of it. You think so? Yeah.

But he's already the champ. He's the best. I know, but it doesn't matter. He needs to fight people. He needs to fight people that will bring those antics. Like, his payday is going to come when he's fighting Colby, and Colby is going to sauce it up. His payday is going to come when he's going to fight Masvidal.

Masvidal is going to spice it up and be on all the pots. You know what I mean? Kamaru is in the gym. He's working and he's the best and he's undeniable. It is what it is. That's a fact. People are trying to get into a fight with him. 100%.

Because he's got the belt. If he just has the belt forever, he'll just make all the money from all the other people doing it. Sure, but people won't care to see him lose it or win it if they don't personally value him. But they might care about his opponent so now he's opponent dependent because whereas floyd a lot of people wanted to watch floyd lose just because they hated him yeah i mean you're foolish to think that people just care about greatness because

casuals don't care about greatness casuals care about personality right like we know that even from our game yeah you know what i mean so it's like the casual is out there for the person that they've engaged with and that they love and for whatever reason they connect with. And that might have nothing to do with how great they are at the sport. So he's going to have to rely on the casuals really loving or hating his opponent in order for him to make the most money. And that's fine too because he's got the leverage since he got the belt. Them casual, them

characters, those personality driven fighters need to fight him in order to get the belt. Right. That's my point. As long as he's got the belt, then he's fine. He's got, exactly. And I think he's going to have the belt for a while because he's unbelievable. Absolutely. But still his biggest payday will not come from another guy who's also really skilled that deserves a fight. It'll come from a guy

who's got personality and people to gravitate to. Like if he fights Nate Diaz, people are going to tune into that fight because they love Nate Diaz. And then the people who are actually students of the game and really care are going to be like, oh my God, Kamaru Usman is the best that's doing it right now. I need to see him fight.

But the way you make the real money is when my girl is interested in a fight. You know what i mean when akash goes we gotta watch yeah yeah like if connor fights akash gonna watch i'm gonna watch kamar goes jay paul you gotta set it up yo i would be in you'd be in yeah and and we like kamar would have been the personality yeah but jake jake is gonna bring somebody to it so it's like honestly if i'm kamar i'm just fighting motherfuckers that people hate if I want to be the hero.

Who do people hate the most in the UFC? But it's got to be close enough. It can't just be bums that are crazy. I don't think at this point it matters. I would think if he's just destroying lower-level opponents, people would be like, oh, he's just fighting bums. I think you get to a level of dominance where it's like, if you're just knocking all these motherfuckers out,

might as well knock the person out that I don't like. Yeah. You know, like if I think you're crazy to think that people wouldn't watch a Jake Paul MMA fight against Kumar. Yeah. That's insane. But I think people are tuning in.

They want to see Jake lose. That's all I'm saying. As long as they want to see somebody win or lose. Yeah. Not skill displayed. Right. That's for the people who love it. You know? Yeah. What else we got jesse smallay oh yeah he's guilty right oh yeah i think the big story here is black lives

matter la or black lives matter posting that they still can't side with the chicago police department they still support jesse and he's been a vocal uh advocate and he's been out front and then they will we can never side with the chicago pd we can never side with any police department especially not chicago and they bring up a lot of fucked up history but that got nothing to do with this the recent history is this motherfucker made up a hate crime and i i think they miscalculated because the public perception is yo i'm done done with black lives matter bro seems that's what i'm seeing you saw carlos's carlos's tweet yeah when carlos miller is tweeting that kind of shit you know you fucked up brandon if you are black and carlos miller is outwardly saying you i don't fuck with you you're you

fucked what he's saying he's like uh they stole all that money and did nothing for us yeah i'm gonna remember that or something like i remember that something like that yeah remember that black lives matter stole all that money and nothing's changed yeah and i even saw an opinion piece in uh i think it was newsweek written from maybe he's a professor emeritus or something at brooklyn college we know newsweek to be fairly liberal probably definitely professors i know to be fairly liberal and he was like black lives matter really missed the mark with this not just defending jesse smollett but like i i forget the other thing i said oh he's like this guy's guilty of a crime and the fact that you can defend that is crazy and to see a white professor in brooklyn publicly say that yeah you just discredit your whole platform and you make it so emotional so now

it looks like all of your all of your facts or arguments are based on that emotion and you can't be taken like because people do things that are wrong yeah right like you just have to be willing to admit that like if there's somebody from your community that you want to support does something wrong you have to be able to hold them accountable so that people can trust that your your decision making if you're going to be a leader. Yeah. That your decision making is on point. Yeah. Like to come out and say, listen, this is really fucked up what you did. And you discredit the plight of black people in America by doing things like this, because there are so many instances of racism that happen. And now those can potentially be discredited by you faking this thing. And you can use the same examples you use like Fred Hampton to say, these are people who actually had, you discredit them as well.

Yeah. Because now people who do get mistreated by the police department, you're going to look at them a little bit more skeptically. We don't support what he did. That's all you got to do. That's it. It sounds like they're just riding for their boy though. Fuck that, bro.

But that's like the Chris Cuomo thing we were talking about last week. You're not family. You're not family. And you, Chris Cuomo is a news guy who's helping his friend and he's shading the lines of what ethical journalism is you are an advocacy group your entire purpose is to change and help chris cuomo is an entertainer black lives matter is outwardly the most morally righteous we are trying to help our people at all costs and then all the little whispers that we would kind of be like,

it's weird a little bit that they say like, I want to justify, I want to abolish the nuclear family and this and that. All of that you can point to now and justify it and be like, these people are out of their minds. Yeah. You're giving ammunition to your opposition. Yes.

But it seems like they're just not trying to, they don't really care about consistency. They're just like, we're siding with whatever the black causes. That's why you lose credibility. But they could have chose to not say anything that's the other thing you could just be silent you could not say anything you could say we side on we are on the side of justice and there is constantly injustice done to our people however in this case justice is not with him that's the really like oh that's if they did that i'd be like that's dope good for them yeah but now i don't trust it fuck bro carlos miller not a guy who's gonna tweet this

yeah yeah he didn't say it to me on a private text he tweeted that shit yeah yeah i guess i've never really seen them i've just always seen them on the side of like black empowerment and like i've never really seen them on like the side of even empowerment should not blindly support everything no matter how wrong it is i don't disagree but to me it's not like that's unexpected that's like um pitying that's like coddling that's not empowering at all yeah i mean we talked about this before like i think the most effective thing if blm wanted to get white people on board is show all the police brutality that against white people done against white people yeah and be like yo we're all in this together against fucked up policing and systemic racism like let's all get together yep but they

don't do that well because then that would be an all lives matter argument right and they'd have to yeah they'd have to admit that all lives matter and their thing is a sole focus on black people and the black play in america but that would be very effective in getting them to their goal yeah but clearly there's not a lot of like logic or reasoning at the head of this movement or at least the one and is it specifically los angeles or is it according to tmz i'm reading here it says blm and blm la released a statement before the verdict in support of the empire actor yeah this is a shame so but it seems to me like they're just calculating they're like yeah we just are gonna fuck with black people no matter what no matter what the truth is no matter what doesn't matter whatever black people are doing we fuck

with that yeah you just discredit the whole brand what do you think al yeah i'm not for that it's like even people from my community if you're doing wrong you call it out yeah because that's how you improve your community right or stay silent and i would probably stay silent for family and i think for friends i'd be like bro, that's fucking wild. Especially if I am an advocacy group. If you're asking me what he all fucks up, I'm going to be like, I'm riding with my boy. But I am never an advocate. I'm the last advocate. How do you listen to and take the advice of a group that is admitting to you they're willing to just lie or overlook the truth?

Yeah. To support the people that have supported them like i like how do you actually have like a serious conversation with a politician like you're walking into a room and they're just looking at you and they're like yeah yeah i mean i don't think cosby did it right you're just like what it just feels like bad and i'll tell you like like can i take anything else serious that you say out of your mouth by doing this by supporting jesse jesse smollett, Black Lives Matter, the organization. It's QAnon.

They're QAnon. They have done the biggest disservice. They went QAnon. They did. And they have done the biggest disservice to Black Lives Matter, the movement. Because now whenever somebody tweets hashtag Black Lives Matter, you're not going to associate it with the fact that black people are being killed by cops disproportionately. This is fucked up. Right.

Systemic racism, all that. You had the exit ramp of, oh, you you know what that's an organization that won't even fucking call out their own i don't give a fuck about that you look ridiculous having a black lives matter hashtag you have an off ramp that's great you just dismissed you're able to dismiss the whole thing yeah you just dismiss it we just need the exit ramp they're selling ticket all the time i need the exit ramp for caring that's it right there now they have they have done more to undercut the black lives matter movement than anything they did before that to help it yeah yeah that's arguable but that's a feeling i've they definitely did a lot to hurt it yeah you're not tweeting black lives matter right now yeah that's true

i heard that you think it alienates even like liberal white people that are on board with them hmm like it's in my opinion conservatives are already alienated from them from a year yeah i think it makes it a little bit harder for liberal whites now definitely the moderates moderates are looking at it now and they're not going to be educated enough a lot of them to separate the movement from the organization they're gonna be like oh this organization this whole movement is just it's just gone it's nonsense yeah yeah that makes sense what else you want to talk about pat mcafee getting the bag shouts to pat mcafee man pat pat pat congratulations huge duel duel huge deal with fan duel that's a huge deal um looking like 30 m's a year i think 30 m's a year for four years 120 million total wow now he's got to pay out everybody from that but that's 120 million dollars i mean that's big time crazy

the guy deserves it i mean he is he is like he's the perfect combination it's like you always want an athlete to be talking about sports yeah there's something about an athlete talking about sports it just seems it's credibility yeah right but um he's also someone who would have been able to do this even if he wasn't an athlete yes he's that good at it yes so it's really great to be that good and have the credibility of being athlete it's like i gotta go here first and if you're a player i imagine you want to talk to a guy who's been in the league a little bit he gets even if you look at punters like they're not a part of it first of all they were, first of all, he was there. Second of all, his co-host was A.J. Hawk,

who was a linebacker for the Packers. First round pick. This guy knows the fuck is up. Yeah. So he's just brilliantly done. It's just great to see, man. It's just great to see they built that thing and just him and his team.

Just bravo, bravo. I didn't know that they were doing it every day of the week. It's five days a week, dude. Five days a week, so good for him. But it's just awesome. I love to see this. I love to see somebody build something on their own, something that they're passionate about, and then be able to make life changing. I mean, generational wealth. Dude, the craziest thing. This is a Spotify deal without Spotify. Usually it's a Spotify deal or a whatever whatever company deal and your podcast has to move

exclusively there yeah this is just a sponsorship from fandle who already sponsored him and from what i've heard i heard a little bits of the show betting is intimately it's a part of the show and they will shout out fandle and they will push it but fandle is like we just want to keep you do everything else the same have it on all the platforms we're giving you 30 million a year to just keep doing you yeah do all your other ads i assume because they they do have other sponsorships i'd liquid death as a sponsor i can't imagine fanduel being like you can't have water sponsors why would they give a fuck maybe that's that'd be an interesting thing to look into he's also a cool dude he donated like three million six million of it oh six million yeah at the beginning it was just three million but now he's

up to six million just to like his local high school like children's hospitals like athletic teams that needed money like he's just supporting his communities that he grew up in and lived in wow that's fine i wish i had sent you the tweet but uh it was sad to see dave portnoy tweeted some real like kind of snarky shit what he said basically he said like he kind of was like i gave pat this playbook i taught him how to get bet on sports and like without me there is no without me and barstool there is no pat mcafee which is true pat mcafee started on barstool but they left on good terms pat was basically just like yo i'm working in indianapolis i'm not moving to new york things are getting lost in translation i need to be on my own

and then built this thing into something fucking crazy and dave could have just been like yo it's good to see one of our own doing it you know i mean and then he was just kind of snarky about the whole thing and then pat to his credit all about positivity was just like hey thanks for the you know thanks for the first shot boss or whatever on moving forward or whatever like he just said something nice back but it was just kind of disappointing like dave you're good dog yeah pat's always been a nice dude i knew him back when i was working in indianapolis oh really yeah so i was at bob and tom where like pat kind of started or at least in my opinion started like a lot of his broadcasting stuff is that bob and tom was a local radio show in indianapolis and he was like the biggest local celebrity so they would have him on all the time

and so he would come on and he was like doing stand-up at the same time i saw him like do his first few like headlining sets like at morty's in indianapolis and after the shows like i was just a kid and i would like go and hang out i was probably like 18 at the time and he was like super friendly like would just sat me down like was talking to me like the after party thing like the bar dude he like played soccer and he was like bro you played soccer i did odp growing up like he was just like a super nice dude i ended up like tweeting him i was like dude great meeting you like hit me back he was like yeah man that's so dope stay in touch like he was always a nice dude and I ended up tweeting him. I was like, dude, great meeting you. He came back. He was like, yeah, man. That's so dope. Stay in touch.

He was always a nice dude. And I'm pretty sure he retired early to do Barstool. Really? I don't think Barstool was that big when he went there either. He was just like, he saw the opportunity. He saw where he fit in. He had a couple of knee surgeries. I think he was in bad shape physically to be a punter.

But he had a good contract. It was $14 million. And then he walked away from it and then went to Barstool. Not that year, but that was the total contract. How much was it? Oh, totally. Yeah, I think he had a few million left on it, but he just walked away from it and said,

I'm going to do this thing, and now he built it into, he gets paid like an NFL quarterback now. How crazy is that to make more money being a broadcaster than you do playing the sport you're broadcasting? Not only, yeah, you make more money than anyone on your team made. Wow. I doubt quarterbacks are making $30 million a year when you're retired not only yeah you make more money than anyone on your team made wow i doubt quarterbacks are making 30 million a year retired yeah that's true wow fucking wild yeah good for him yeah good for him man shout out to pat we need you on the podcast pat 100 next time you're in new york you gotta pull up yeah no zoom come through yeah yeah pull the fuck up all right feelings no facts some nyc sanitation workers have salaries approaching

three hundred thousand dollars a year due to staffing issues get it boy get it crazy get it in that's insane get it basically they have such understaffed people that they have guys working overtime and they can make up to 300 this one dude made 170 000 working overtime yeah that's more time with garbage fam yeah like pay them everything bro yeah like and they got good benefits like they get time and a half all you can eat they got leftovers for days y'all know that joke no yeah that's the older five hundred dollars a week and all you can eat that was the old you probably heard that back in the day. That's funny. But,

yeah, man, I mean, you're picking up fucking garbage, dude, that garbage juice all over you. also you got to, like,

there's a stigma to like, being a garbage man. That's true. A little bit. Not anymore though. If a dude comes up to you at a bar, he's like, yeah,

I'm a garbage man. You're like, okay. Usually they'll be like, now you're both. That's what I mean, yeah. But like to you at a bar, he's like, yeah, I'm a garbage man. You're like, okay. Usually they'd be like, now you're both. That's what I mean, yeah. But like,

I'm in sanitation. It's like, you almost got to like, say you're in the mafia so that people don't say you're an actual garbage collector, you know? How do you say that to a girl?

You're at a bar, like she asks you, what do you do? Sanitation. You can't say sanitation. I work for the city. What do you do? I work for the city,

yeah. I'm in the department of sanitation. Yeah, what do you do there? I pick the bags up and throw it in the back of the truck yeah

what date can you even bring that up I think you go to bars which is like sanitation workers go and the girls no

you think so yeah you go to sanitation bars there's a lot they got Red Sox bars they got Yankees bars they also got sanitation bars

100% and the girls are just down for it they know bro they're sanitation slots yeah give me that trash junkyard car let's go no i don't know what do you think i don't know i don't know i feel like you probably got to bring it up like after you're because then you don't want to lie though because like you go on five dates and you're like yo by the way i'm also a garbage i think it's on some mafia shit you to make them think you're in the mafia almost you say you you're a garbage man and you pull out crazy wads of cash so they're like oh maybe he's in the mafia and then when they're in too deep you're like no i i throw away garbage are you too good for that yeah see the lifestyle i give us your little fucking advertising job that makes 60 000 a year you broke bitch is that like the opposite of finding out your girl is like an OnlyFans girl?

It's the same thing. That's what I mean. I think some of the stigma is gone with it. It's not as much as it used to be. Well, the cleaner shit gets, the less stigma will be. The problem is they still got to touch the bags.

In Europe, and I hate being one of these motherfuckers like, in Europe, they figured out a way. But like... You know how these motherfuckers go but like they speak so many languages so it's like but in europe at least in like spain you put your garbage in this bigger garbage receptacle on the street and then the car the garbage truck drives by and then the truck itself lifts it and dumps it into the car so they're never even touching the garbage truck drives by and then the truck itself lifts it and dumps it into the car. So they're never even touching the garbage. So those dudes got it.

But they shouldn't get paid the same. They should get, that shit should get docked. You get paid for the smell. I'm not paying that much tax for you to not touch trash. Yeah, yeah. Get out of here.

But you feel me? Like that stigma probably isn't as bad there. He's a truck driver. You're a truck driver. You're a teamster. Yeah. Right? You're a teamster. There it Right? You're a Teamster.

There it is. But if you're actually picking up the garbage like they do here, and you're picking up the trash cans that don't even got the bag in it, you know, New York City trash cans, the mesh ones, you don't know what the fuck is in there, like needles and shit. We got to advocate for them. And the way that people are advocating for OnlyFans girls, we got to do that for the trash girls.

Right. Right. Yeah, destigmatize trash work. That's fine. Trash work is real work. Right now they're are advocating for OnlyFans girls, we gotta do that for the trash. De-stigmatize trash work. That's facts. Trash work is real work. Right now they're doing better than OnlyFans girls. Oh, yeah, OnlyFans girls struggling. Wait, what do you mean? All of them?

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I'm going to make money, blah, blah, blah. Does it. Makes nothing. And then got to come crawling back to you. Now you're looking at this bitch like nobody wants you.

Oh. Not even the top 10%. You couldn't get the.001. You had to be fucking 60. Everybody flooded the market though. Yeah. 2020, everybody's sitting at home. Yeah,? You had to be fucking 60? Everybody flooded the market, though. Yeah. 2020, everybody's sitting at home. Yeah, it was about to be a market correction and self-confidence.

I also think you just got to find your niche. You got to just find your niche. There's some girls that are hot enough that you just post face pics, and they're in the.01. Really? Yeah, and if you can't get there, then I think you got to just find your niche. Nobody paying for faces, bro. Well, I mean, you pay for the parasocial relationship.

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What is this? Show me your big cock. All right. You want to talk about New Zealand banning smoking? That's interesting. No more tobacco talk about New Zealand banning smoking? That's interesting. No more tobacco. They didn't ban it. They banned it for people born after 2008.

Yeah. And vaping is not banned. That's what's very curious about this whole thing. You can still vape, but you can't smoke cigarettes, which I like as a non-smoker. When people tell my friends who smoke, vaping is worse for you. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Smoking is bad for me if you smoke keep that shit out of my face vaping as long as it don't affect me vape it up kill yourself faster i don't give a shit that's a good point so you

have the right to kill yourself yeah you have the right to kill yourself don't make me smell it and kill me yeah secondhand smoke oh so is that why they're doing it maybe they were trying to like create a law that would look out for their people, like in the same way that we make heroin illegal or crack. That might be. New Zealand's government is obviously violent. That's why fucking Izzy left. But also, if that's what they're doing, why only after 2008 just ban smoking and make vaping legal?

Like keep vaping legal. Well, people are addicted. Yeah. But you can go from cigarettes to vape. You still get your nicotine hit. That's a good point.otine hit that's a good point yeah that's a really good point yeah but i don't think it's not the same like some people just like i prefer smoking over vaping and now you're gonna force me to switch it over

tell those people to smoke some cock i thought it was all tobacco products because i thought there was banning dip also i if i'm not mistaken the bottom of the article that Miles Link just said, vaping was not illegal. Hmm. I don't know. That's a weird one. I don't know. It's an odd choice. It's just a really weird thing.

Yeah. Now, either they're looking out for the secondhand smoke people, or is this just government fucking everything up like they always do? Where it's just like you're trying to help, but it's just overreach and you don't actually do anything. And how much of that secondhand smoke works? You can't smoke inside nowhere anymore. Yeah, that's true. Like, who's getting secondhand smoke nowadays? You're not stopping secondhand smoke.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, that's crazy. People just smoke back on planes. Dude, everywhere. That shit's insane. Restaurants. And they still say that. Why do they still have to say it? There's a smoking section.

Like, when we get on a plane, and they're like, there's a non-smoking flight. Do you really have to say it still? Because every time you get on a plane next to old dude they go i used to remember when i could smoke on these things so it's to remind those old bastards yo don't smoke when that generation dies out they're not gonna say that they should do what new zealand does it's just you can kind of age out if you're over 50 you can smoke on the plane everyone else now you gotta vape or do dip or something do you think that cigarettes will just stop? Yeah.

You think it will just stop being a common thing that people use? In New Zealand. In the same way that driverless... What's that? I said in New Zealand, yeah. No, but here. Do you think eventually it will just become antiquated? Yeah.

Really? It is antiquated. Even my wife doesn't know any... She was like, I didn't know any smoke. I was always so grossed out, I barely knew any smokers. We all knew smokers. Even if you were grossed out by you knew motherfuckers smoked and now if i i don't remember the last time i saw a young kid smoking cigarettes unless it's the same way they wear them fucking wired headphones for the aesthetic you're vape uh yes unless you're trying to be throwback no i don't think cigarettes go away i see like it's like uh it's like drinking

kind of like drinking kind of like a lot of people learn it when you're doing those activities and you pick something up early and then you're yeah but there's no substitute for drinking that's what i'm saying young kids just vape yeah that's what i was thinking like transition into vape that's what he said when he said driving new york vaping is illegal so now they can't uh so it's not you can't buy the oh that's so stupid let these little kids blow their fucking face off I don't have to smell

cigarettes on them wait at all you can't buy any cartridges in New York really cigarettes are so wild if you go to the club where they still allow smoking

your clothes smell for two days yeah isn't that fucking crazy I mean that's insane I didn't realize they banned it altogether I guess yeah

in New York I guess fuck guys we gotta wrap this up. This is a big week for me. I got to get out of here. Yeah.

Then where are you going now? I have to go pick a little something up. I got to pick up my girl's ring, her wedding ring. Did you get your ring yet? Yeah. Fire? I got a few. A little something nice?

I got a little something nice. Yeah? What do you mean you got a few? I got like got a little something nice yeah what do you mean you got a few i got like options he's got 10 fingers no like i got like a little funky thing then i got like a more traditional thing uh so okay and then yeah okay you know what i mean gotta mix it up a little bit they just have one our rings Our rings aren't as crazy as their rings. They can be, though.

That's what I told my girl. I was like, whatever I'm spending on your ring, I'm spending on my ring. Gang. Yeah, that's the deal. And that's actually what I did.

Really? I love it. I didn't actually mean for that to happen, but I looked back out the window and I was like, oh, shit. I was right.

Yeah, I gotta re-up on that. Yeah, man. But, yeah, I don't know. Guys, thank you guys so much for listening, man. We'll see you on Patreon Friday.

We're recording that tomorrow, Tuesday. So if any crazy shit goes down Wednesday, Thursday, just know that we're all, well, I'm out there preparing for a wedding and these guys are about to fly out and be at the wedding. And thank you guys so much for all the well wishes. And thank you for spreading the word. And this the last podcast no tomorrow's podcast is gonna be the last one we record uh for the year but we banked a few podcasts earlier the last couple weeks so you'll have podcasts throughout the rest of the year just know that the last one

in that chronology is the one we're doing you know we gotta talk about on patreon what's that miss india wins miss universe i know we gotta talk about this i need to see this girl bro you'll see it on patreon you'll see it on patreon okay you'll see okay guys we love you we appreciate you