Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - NFT's are Gay

Episode Date: March 23, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark, and Dov discuss the loss of the Alex Jones episode, NFT's, Miami's Spring Break problem, Kylie Jenner's paltry donation issue, why more men are virgins, the NCAA women's gym scandal, and much, much more! INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2 Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a choir then welcome to The Flagrancy.

The Alex Jones episode is no longer in the ecosystem. I think black people got to be pissed off about this. People are done with the quarantine. Male virginity on the rise. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, you're getting pussy at 15 years old, 14 years old. Talking about people that should kill themselves.

Do you think Kylie Jenner should kill themselves? What's up, everybody? And welcome to Flagrant 2. It's your boy schultz here with akash sing we got alex media mark gagging on a truffle is with us for a little bit and um let's let's start the show man he's with us for a little bit he got something to do he got so annoyed when you said it though he didn't see what he was doing he got a a little, he kept a little bit. He didn't want to. Motherfucker told me he got to take a call. Which is so funny because before the party goes, hey, Andrew, so I'm just going to sneak out.

Like, we'll change the camera so no one sees me. What's that mean? So no one sees me leave. And then immediately you go, yeah, he's going to be leaving real quick. Let him walk through the whole camera. I'm going to go through you. Don't switch nothing to the single. Let him walk to the, that's the, motherfucker said, yo, yo, I i gotta leave work to do other work

hey babe i can't make it tonight why i gotta cheat on you i got some pussy i got another date but i'm letting you know that i'm cheating on you yeah yeah i got you i appreciate you that's sweet so um so truffle is here for the moment and uh listen we got some crazy news man the uh some of y'all probably know this already because we post about it but the alex jones episode is no longer in the ecosystem we were told it would happen we were told it would happen and it happened it has been taken down this is how serious youtube is right not only has it been taken down yeah on youtube there's a function where you can download videos so you can watch them without internet right similar to netflix okay like i guess you download a few so you can watch them

on a plane or whatever right yeah they removed it from people's downloads holy shit that's kind of crazy that means they're going off the internet into your phone and then removing it from your phone that's crazy yo because once you download it should just exist on your hard drive on your hard drive yeah unless you connect back to internet then they can go in and get it that's what they probably did if you never connected back to internet you can keep it off so here's the crazy thing right we're like fuck it we're uploading that shit again only problem is we didn't take our server down in Miami. Server's still in Brooklyn, New York. So the Alex Jones episode is gone, everybody. Wait, really?

That's not happening. Whatever happened. Wait, are you being serious? Yeah. What was it? Hey, bro, it's priceless. What do you mean? That's the Mona Lisa, dog.

That's like losing bitcoins. Dude, we lost our laptop of bitcoin we got max kaiser out this day man is gone forever yeah every episode's gone we use youtube as our safety deposit box and then youtube was like i had to make a little bit of a draw i had to withdraw some episodes from your feed we thought they were just going to, what was the term, Al, you used? Like, they were just going to put it, leave it in our video folder. Yeah, like, private.

Basically make it private. Like when a teacher takes some shit from you and then gives it back to you at the end of the school day. Exactly. We thought we were getting punished. We still in class, bitch. Hey, it's detention. So, because we were having this talk,

we were like, fuck it, we're going to make an NFT. Like having this talk. We're like, fuck it. We're going to make an NFT. Like, you know how we're into this NFT bullshit. This is obviously fraud. Get into that whole nonsense. I figured out why it's fraud. It took me a little bit, but we were about to be fraudulent anyway. Hippocrates, bro.

Yo, it's Hippocrates. I really like this embracing hypocrisy thing. Hippocrates is really down to trash NFT. And then by the end of this episode tell y'all what i'm about to end everybody knows so we're clear all right i'm nfting dove seat for the rest of this we're gonna nft everything so do you think nfts are ebay what's going on i think i don't know what it is i don't think anybody knows what it is yo it's the greatest hustle i was speaking this whole weekend with nft experts like i was literally going all in right yeah truffle was taking me around to these different fucking parties we're on boats talking about nft and i'm like why we gotta be on a boat

so you know just get on a boat it's a whole thing and i'm like nah i'm on the couch everything's fine so we move on we're on this fucking boat and we're talking NFTs. And I'm like, I'm loving this guy who's explaining NFT. Yeah. He's like a really sweet guy. Yeah. And I'm just looking at him as he's explaining to me. And there's like a moment like where both of us are like, should we just admit that this

is a whole thing? At what point do we just acknowledge that we're both just lying to each other and we know there's some money to be made off of this isn't that what you would have said about bitcoin though yeah but i'm in bro i'm cowboying out this bitch so i i had uh i want to get to this nft things i did figure something i want to talk to you guys about and i spoke to i spoke to my my genius friend ben uyeda who were trying to get out here he's just got to get vaccinated um he's really hiding out in uh joshua tree because of asian hate he's terrified to walk the streets because the asian hate they're crazy asian hate they out

there hating so ben uyeda is is in his maker ranch in joshua tree you just telling everybody where he at i know he's on joshua tree lane street apartment number eight five five two look for a bunch of container houses if you felt like hating an asian definitely don't go to the container hotel near joshua tree where there's an asian guy who's got a great body you're not gonna hate that asian you're gonna look at that motherfucker and be like ah he's he's fine. That's Asian lust. That's Asian lust right there. Asian lust. Yeah. That's 100%. No, but we're trying to get Uyeda out here.

He had an interesting point. He had a lot of interesting points about the whole NFT space. But I want to get to that in a second. What the fuck should we do with this Alex Jones app, man? Even though it's gone, what should we do with it? We can't get it. Nobody got it. Somebody got it.

Somebody got to have it. Somebody got it. Nobody got it. Somebody got it. Somebody got to have it. Somebody got it. I feel like there's a version of this somewhere out there that we could get our hands on. And let's say hypothetically, we can't get our hands on this thing that does not exist anymore. I mean, this is the fucking Mona Lisa. Some people have said it was the greatest podcast episode in history. The number one most funny podcast episode in history is now wiped from existence. There's no question it's the funniest Alex Jones interview that's ever happened. There's no question. Some might say the funniest interview that's ever happened.

I would. So would I. We agree on that. Multiple people are saying this. Y'all realize that? People are saying it. How many people need to say something before it's true? Dozens.

Dozens, bro. Dozens. A few dozens. Facts, yo. So what should we do with this? Let's say hypothetical we could find it. need to say something before it's true dozens dozens bro dozens a few dozen facts so what should we do with this let's say hypothetical we could find it let's say by some some like strike of incredible luck we find a fucking sd card that has it or some shit what should we do with it do we go straight nft yeah i think so do we throw it on a page? Could throw it on a Patreon. Then get kicked off Patreon.

For sure. But if we throw it on Patreon and then they ban it from Patreon, then that NFT's worth even more. Yeah, but then we also would probably get banned from Patreon. We have to have a contingency plan in place. I didn't think about all that. What if someone else already NFTs it? They can't. because it's ours but we don't have it yeah you just

told everybody but it was ours from the beginning it was like when you catch yo yo yo yo hey i think you're exposing why nfts are complete bullshit i don't understand how this works okay because you're not buying it from them you're not buying it from us you're buying it from also we could not ours we it might be minted onto the blockchain, but we could probably sue them and be like, yo, you're NFTing something that you do not own. Yeah. No, you have to get the cosign from the creator,

but we'll also throw in the bottle of alcohol behind you. I was like, chill, Doug. Don't throw away that Jameson bottle that you guys were all swinging out of, please. We're going to NFT a picture of the bottle. This is why NFT is such bullshit. It's stupid. Can we just get to why NFC is horseshit before we sell our first NFT?

Such fucking horseshit. Same as Clubhouse, you fucking dorks talking on Clubhouse. I tried Clubhouse. I couldn't do it. What nerds are on Clubhouse? You had a good weekend. I like it. I like it. I like it.

It was nice to relax, bro. Here's why NFTs are bullshit. Absolute horse nonsense bullshit. And I think they're all propped up by the Twinkle Vosses, bro. Horse nonsense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horse nonsense, bro. Yeah, don't come at fellow crypto cowboys, dog. Yo, these crypto cowboys.

That's friendly fire, dog. Don't shoot at your own. You know what? You're 100% right. Let me back the whole shit up and let me talk about everything from the beginning yeah i invested in tesla right let's go let's go i'm an investor i'm an investor in tesla okay why you gotta share shame him son like share shaming son i'm getting a little i I'm getting a little piece of the game, bro. Got his feet wet and shit.

I hate the way you presented that. I'm an investor in Tesla. Bro, you invested Thursday. You ain't no fucking 2012 investor. How many shares you got? I got 24. I got more than both of you guys. Wait, really?

Why are you doing that to me, yo? Don't you got a call somewhere, son? Two minutes. Why are you share shaming, dog? You know what hold on hold on hold on should i go now and check on my 180 shares of tesla oh shit if i had oh fuck you if i had known that you had that many shares if i had known that you had how many did you just say yeah i know did y'all just know he's poor this motherfucker convincing me he's poor i'm

letting him stay in the fucking pool house then and he's sitting on a goddamn gold mine. You begged me to stay in that pool house, which we're now going to call the casitas. We're going to make it sound classier. I never begged you to stay in the pool house. Beg me. Andrew, it's okay. You love me. You can tell the world.

I never begged you. I just told you I literally removed your refrigerator privileges this week. He was truffle picking in your fridge? Literally, they asked me to go pick up some snacks for the barbecue and get mad. He's taking up the whole freezer with frozen pizzas. I got a whole fiance. She don't want to compete with fridge space. And this motherfucker got Elio's boxes.

No, cauliflower pizza from Trader Joe's is pretty fire. You got Elio's, bro. I told Al this on Sunday. You shop like a juvenile, bro. Elio's bro elio's frozen some bachelor ass shit but the jew and juvenile dog facts call me what you want i still have those 180 shares that i bought in 2010 so he got he got 180 shares doesn't matter who cares it's worth nothing do you want to know what it's worth what is it worth 126 000 how much 126 i don't feel bad this motherfucking scumbag don't even pay his student loans bro what just sucking off the government wow pay your student loans I made shares of Fannie Mae, you guys. I made shares of Sally Mac. Is it Sally Mac?

Sally, you rich motherfucker. I don't even know this bitch's name. I would know nothing about it. You know they named after some bitches always asking for money. They definitely did that. Nah, bro. I get so much mail from this bitch. I think she lives with me.

I'm like, how do you pay? I'm not cashing them out and paying the taxes. Most of it, yeah. How much you got left? Very little. Like what? A couple thousand, I think she lives with me. I'm like, how do you pay? I'm not cashing them out and paying the taxes. Most of it, yeah. How much you got left? Very little. Like what? A couple thousand, I think. And you're not just going to knock that out?

No, I'll knock it out. I'm trying to put money into crypto right now, guys. What are we talking about? Anyway, so back to this shit. If I was doing loan bank, I'm so pissed off at all you motherfuckers. I'm like living. If I'm Fannie Mae, I'm like, you can't pay off our loan. It's Fannie Mae.

We gave you money to go to school. They gave you money to go to school. They gave you money, bro money bro they risked their lives and then you're like i want to put money in ethereum yeah hey hey these are the terms of the deal you don't dictate what i do with all my money the terms of the deal did you say fanny may there's fanny may no no there's fanny may freddie mac sally may two different what's happening i don't know what's happening right No, there's Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Sally Mae. Two different. What's happening? I don't know what's happening right now. I'm just slow clapping and Akai's got a new shirt.

Son, that's not new. That's not a new shirt. That's not new. No. I'm just so used to the other one. This one looks new. This is the one I hate the most. I hate this shirt. Why do you hate this shirt?

You didn't grow up with the Sandlot? He never watched the Sandlot. It's not a good depiction of the Sandlot. Why not? I don't look at it and think the Sandlot. I look at it and think like. It's the most appropriate shirt ever. He's from the fucking Sandlot.

Hey, that's my culture, dog. Let him live a little bit, bro. There's not enough camels on it. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Nah, he's got a bat and shit in the house. That little bit, bro. There's not enough camels on it. Hey, whoa, whoa. Nah, he's got a bat and shit in the house. That's offensive, dog. You took it too far. Got justice or whatever.

I love you, bro. Asian hate, bro. I know. I know. I got it. I got it. I'm bad. I'm bad.

Stop it. Yo, you know what's mad funny? Yo, send me a not just bow. Yo, where was all the Asians when you Asians were getting hated on after 9-11? We didn't hear a peep from them, huh? That's a good point. Yeah. Where was that stop Asian hate hashtag then?

Yeah, that's a good point. You were the forgotten Asians. We are the forgotten Asians. You really are. Hey, guys. Nobody even refers to y'all as Asians, bro. I know, bro. Us neither, to be honest with you.

That's fair. That's on you guys. All right, but back to this. NFT is being bullshit. Okay, so I'm a shareholder in the company Tesla, right? I'm a partial owner of Tesla now. Let's go. I am a partial owner of Tesla, right?

You are. And I didn't buy in when it was cheap like a fiat. Like you fiats. I bought in when it was expensive. I opened up TD ameritrade one day and the tesla is usually the color green yeah and the numbers was the color red so i was like it's time to get in right what's that called i invest it's called being a smart shareholder smart shareholder exactly right it's called being an investor venture capitalist

buying some dip you're buying some dip and the amount he was putting in I'm an IVC investment investor fuck it I'm putting this amount in and I was like do you know how rich you are

and how insignificant this amount is it was such a little kid amount fuck it I'm going in I went all in it's like me being like

fuck it I'm getting Chipotle I'm getting guac I'm getting fucking guac going guac come on I got guac fair enough

I got a text from Elon really where the rest of the money probably fucking guac. Go with guac, man. Come on. I got guac, man. Fair enough. I got a text from Elon. Really? What did you do? He's like, thank you. Where the rest of the money probably is when he's asking.

This it? You fucking bitch. You pussy. Rest of my money's locked up in, you know, bat coin. I did put money

in a coin called bat, bro. I got fucking Algorand. What's that? Bat's been killing it lately. Started a whole fucking pandemic and shit. I figure you've got a bet on a bat, right?

Anyway. So I invest. Andrew's really the only person to go broke on crypto. Everyone's making millions of dollars. Andrew's in bat coin. So I invest in this tesla shit right then i go online and then there's this gold bug his name is peter schiff they call him the gold bug right we spoke about him and he's the guy who's all in on gold right and he starts talking

shit to elon and he was like elon musk invested in blah blah blah blah you can leave trouble go go go go go take your call so he was you can invest in um you can invest in crypto if you want he hates crypto right he goes you can invest in crypto if you want but you see what happened to elon musk's company after he put you know 1.5 percent of bitcoin his company is taking a tumble no other big companies are going to do this you got to be crazy to do it and elon musk responds with like eggplant emoji and it was like a fun little twitter thing but when he said that about elon right i took it like i took it personal he's talking about your company that's my company and i understood in that moment since i'd never

invested in anything before like i could be objective not because i was being an objective person i just didn't have any skin in the game right if i could talk shit about elon on a random podcast let's talk shit once you have your money and your future tied to a company it's so hard to be objective now everything elon does i'm like hell yeah that's how you run a company you want to smoke on joe rogan smoke on joe rogan if you want to that's a good point under the ground dig holes under the ground i'm completely unobjective is that the word yeah i'm completely unobjective about tesla because i'm invested in it right and i realize that that applies not only to tesla that applies to podcasts that applies to content creators that applies to musical artists that applies applies. If you've dedicated tens of thousands of hours in your life to Michael Jackson, right,

or tens of thousands of hours of your life to a church, tens of thousands of hours of your life into anything, you are so invested that if anybody criticized that thing, it's a criticism of you. True. So you can't be objective. True. So the knee-jerk reaction is to immediately defend michael jackson or maybe r kelly like you need so much so much negative press yeah about

that person in order for you to remove yourself because if it's true you feel dumb yeah you got duped you got you feel like you got duped and we would rather not be duped yeah excuse me we'd rather not be duped than we'd rather not believe we're duped yeah i guess than accept that we are yeah i'm admitting i'm wrong i put my money on the wrong horse i i'm team elon over jeff bezos if i bought amazon in 2005 it's bezos all day so so i guess that's my my thing is like we knew when we invited pumps in here we're like this guy is not going to be objective. And we didn't want an objective viewpoint. We wanted the viewpoint of someone who was so fully committed to it, right?

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this is where we get into the NFT space. When you're fully committed to a company, right? You want to do everything that could potentially pump the value of that company. Yes. Right? Like I was talking to Uyeda and he brought up this example. He's like, for example, like Twitter is thinking of buying CNN. Y'all heard about that, right?

Did not hear that. I would love that. Maybe there's whispers of it, right? But he goes, if Twitter buys CNN and that lifts Twitter's stock price and the overall valuation of the company, an amount that's higher than what they purchased CNN for, it was the right move. They won, yeah. So what they're doing is when you're committed to your company, you want things to go well for that company even as a shareholder or an investor. Yes.

And now with the internet, we have the ability to essentially pump up the companies that we're invested in. It makes perfect sense for Pump to be a social media activist, if you will, for Bitcoin because he's all in on Bitcoin. But you could also trust his motives because since he's so committed, he's not going to pump and dump. OK. Right. Because if he pumped and dumped and he loses out, I guess he could make money off the pump. But he's on social media, so you can hold him accountable a little bit all the time. Right. So then we go into the nft space right nfts have to be sold at this current time in a cryptocurrency called ethereum yes right yes ethereum is a crypto just like bitcoin just like anyone that has value and that value can increase or decrease right how do you increase the value of a currency right by flowing liquidity remember the velocity

of money conversation we have by flowing liquidity into that currency okay right so the more people that are interested in buying ethereum the more valuable ethereum is going to be go go go so the more people who own ethereum the more interest they have in pumping up nfts because you nft transactions happen or the other way around, right? In order to buy NFTs, you need to buy Ethereum first. Right. Yeah. So if it looks like everybody who buys NFTs becomes a millionaire, well, we got to get into the NFT game.

Right. And if you're a collector, you got to get into the NFT game. So now as a collector, you buy your Ethereum first. Yeah. And then you buy the nft the the nft almost functions as a marketing tool for the crypto itself i bought ethereum only because i was like oh this nft thing is kind of popping i think it could spike yeah so i'm not the only one that did that yeah well that wasn't some super smart investment move i bet a bunch of people are like oh this nft thing is going to be a craze for a little bit let me buy some crypto and nft not

even to buy nfts but because so many people are going to be buying ethereum right right this is where we get potentially nefarious and we go back to the twitter cnn argument what if you're let's say the winklevoss is right yeah and you have tens of billions maybe hundreds of billions of dollars invested in cryptocurrencies not just bitcoin but ethereum yeah would it be worth it to you to throw a hundred million dollars at this nft market to inflate it. Yeah. You would only need to make $101 million in the value of Ethereum going up due to these NFTs in order for you to be profitable. Right. Could this NFT market be completely inflated?

Yeah. Right? By people who are pot committed to the crypto Ethereum. Yeah. hot committed to the crypto ethereum yeah if i'm an ethereum holder if i own the company itself yeah like i'm vitalik buterin or whatever the fuck i'm going yo do we have a marketing budget give me 200 million dollars buy a bunch of bullshit fucking art that's not worth nothing because there's no exclusionary value to it the whole reason you buy something is because it is exclusive to you right and the fact that you

could jpeg any of these things now is no longer exclusive right right if if i have a marketing budget of 200 million dollars i'm throwing it at these nft things i'm building up that people shit i'm doing bids that are real yeah but they're also not real yeah you buy starting nft yeah i started nft i'll buy yours for a thousand000 Ethereum. You buy mine for 1,000 Ethereum. Now, you're worth 1,000 Ethereum in your art, and I am, but we're equal in money. There's no trade processing. There's nothing. We just gave each other.

And people are looking on the outside like, yo, they made a million dollars worth of Ethereum on these NFTs. We should get into NFTs. And we just handed money back and forth. Boom. We just switched accounts. So switching money back and forth, no real reason to like, you're not going through any real middle man, right? Yeah. I think that you can just trade the Ethereum directly. Maybe there's some small processing fee or something. Who knows? But it's a great marketing tool for a crypto because you

have to have that crypto in order to access it. And it almost makes it look like this is just beginning. This is the future. And in order to be part of the future, you got to own this currency. The only pushback I think somebody who's all for NFTs would give, I think is that because everything's on the blockchain and you can see all the purchases that are being made. Sure. So you can see the fucked up shit if like,

oh, you're just buying that. And then he's buying it right back. So some people would be like, no, but the fact that it's all transparent then that can't happen but my thing with it which is what i asked uh pop is like nobody's checking this shit exactly like everybody's like yes it's transparent you can do it what what's like do you go to how do i check the ethereum blockchain i don't know you know how to check they act like the ethereum blockchain is time square you just go look at the just look at it yeah it ain't no website for that shit

right how do i just look at what's meant and also it's one blockchain the ethereum blockchain do you know how many tens of thousands of transactions probably happen that it's like finding a name at the vietnam memorial you're just gonna be looking through that shit forever till you finally come across your grandfather who fought in the war. I would assume it's more streamlined than that, but here's one thing I will say. I agree with what you said, and it's all completely possible, maybe probable. That doesn't make NFTs not valuable, though. That doesn't mean it can't float the entire market into the point where NFTs just become the way we invest in art. That's 100% true. The thing about art, and this was always my issue when it came to NFTs, I'm not saying that it's not possible.

Ben Ried had a great idea for an NFT that I'll get to in a second. But the thing about art is the fact that it is exclusive to you. You own a piece of art, that is yours. It's exclusionary value. You could own this jpeg but if anybody else can just copy the jpeg and post it there it's not exclusive to you the mona lisa is exclusive to whoever owns that mona lisa and has offered to give it to the loo for whatever reason but they could also put it in their bathroom and it is exclusive and then the only place that you could see it is you and i think that we'll see another version of the NFT. Like we were saying, I believe in the blockchain technology and I believe in the verification of goods.

But right now, the idea of like a digital asset being worth something because it's more because it's verified. When all of us know that there's really no difference in this other thing, right? It's just going to lessen the value a little bit. Maybe you've maybe addressed this in that last point. Tell me if you did. I think it still has value because of something you said earlier, which is we are so invested in like the podcast we listen to and whatever other digital media. It's all digital for the most part, everything we consume.

So digital art doesn't seem like much of a stretch and digital memorabilia from those people that we're so invested in. If Joe Rogan NFT'd his Alex Jones episode and you got the fans of Joe Rogan and the fans of Alex Jones, they're going to want that shit emotionally. That's from these guys that I worship. I've invested tens of thousands of hours in. I'll pay. 100%. People are going to pay for things like people buy things on Fortnite that aren't real all the time.

So people pay real money on digital things. There's no question. And another point I just want to bring up, like when it comes to like, why would you throw $200 million at a cryptocurrency? What would be the advantage of that? Well, if you got into Ethereum when it was worth one penny and now it's worth $1,700. And you have a million shares. And you made way more than whatever. So you have all this money that's not even really real.

It's just out of nowhere. Yeah. Right? Like the people that got into crypto right now are just millionaires, multimillionaires, billionaires. So they have all this money that's in crypto that they know that they didn't really earn. So they're willing to throw it around a little bit because they literally, the cost of it was fucking pennies. Can I push back a little bit? Yeah, go.

because they literally, the cost of it was fucking pennies. Can I push back a little bit? Yeah, go. Couldn't the S&P 500, who has more money than any of these crypto guys, do the same thing with the stock market? Stock market's been up throughout the pandemic for the most part. They did. So that's- That's what the stimulus is.

Why do you think the stock market's going up? Because they're inflating the fuck out of it. So isn't it the same thing as, it's happening no matter where you put your money. Yeah, I guess what I'm saying is it's not real. Yeah, not real yeah you're peeing on yourself and eventually you run out of pee yeah and then somebody gotta deal with them wet pants yeah and usually it's not the rich motherfuckers they gotta deal with the wet pants usually it's the poor motherfuckers they gotta deal with it and it's the poor motherfuckers who get in at the end like i'm gonna make some money off this nft art and then once the house of cards falls it's all the house of cards like every economy is a

house of cards yes but usually the house of cards falls on the poor people who get in last because they're like oh fuck i can make money on this like we're getting in last like when we're out here talking these motherfuckers on boats they already made millions on it yeah like we're at the end of this shit you know what i mean yeah we're not at the end though we're like in the middle where there's there's a big portion of the society yeah you're sleeping on how many people if bitcoin is the economy which economy do you believe in more if bitcoin becomes the economy that wins a lot of motherfuckers are gonna have gotten in way too late put it put it this way like if you want to look at um where the beginning and the end is, you look at what the peak value of the currency is going to be.

Right. And right now, in order for us to double our money on Bitcoin that we just bought, Bitcoin has to go to $120,000. Correct. The people that got in early. Oh, they were early. They got in when it was pennies, right? Yeah. So like if you look at the lifeline of Bitcoin from one penny to 120,000, we're at the very, very end.

Correct. You know what I'm saying? We're definitely. Like even for Bitcoin to go to a million. Yeah. We're still in the last 10% of the lifeline of Bitcoin compared to the person who got it a penny and now it's at $60,000. Yeah. No.

I think what I'm saying is that percentage of people that are going to get in when it's at like $150,000 is way higher than you realize. So relative to the pennies, guys, we are fucking paupers. But we're still getting in at a decent time. What I'm explaining is not the amount of people that get in. I'm talking about the value. Correct. Right? Yeah, I get that.

The reason I'm looking at the lifeline in terms of value, not in terms of the velocity, I guess, is just because of how much you can make out of it. Yeah. Because we're having a discussion of who's really made money off this shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So these people, can you do the math real quick for Bitcoin to go from 60,000 to a million? How many X that is? I think it's 16 times. So 16 times, right? So if Bitcoin goes from now to a million, let's say it goes to a million, which would be crazy.

That's 16 times the money. The people that got into Bitcoin at a penny have already made what? 60,000 times 100 what is that 60 million x yeah their money so no i know so in the lifeline we are 6 000 x they've already made what like if you went if you got in at a penny yeah and it got to 60 000 oh actually Oh, actually, no, excuse me. No, I think you're right. Yeah. 60 million X. That's fine. 60 million X. So we can make 16 times our money.

If it does the greatest thing that will ever happen to Bitcoin, we make 16 times the money. They made 60 million times their money. Yeah, they're shitting on us. They're shitting on us. So when I say we got in at the end, this is still a good time to get in because more investors will be in. Yes, I'm not sure on that. But in terms of who's really made money on this, that's why other currencies are almost more exciting. You know what's cool about this, though?

What's cool about Bitcoin is normally the people who control everything are the same people that have been controlling everything for hundreds, maybe thousands of years. This crypto shit, as far as I know, I know a ton of people who got rich as fuck early as fuck who have no association with those guys and now they got real money my homie road who has bitcoin will not tell me how much he has that's how i know he's richer than anyone i know so here's my go out you had a question then i'll say something still even those people who got in super early who are probably just looking at their account and it's like some like crazy number it's still just a digital number that they can't do anything with well they could sell it into dollars but they haven't been because they just want to keep seeing it rise rise so it's like at the end of the day

yes you have a lot of money but until people start pulling that shit out it's worthless and then what happens when they pull it out then it pops and then everybody who right wasn't smart to pull it out early loses their money sure so it's like it this is a balloon that's going to pop one day eventually one of these motherfuckers who are sitting on billions gonna be like ah i want to trade it in for cash and that's just gonna fuck up the whole system i don't know i can't make the full connection but i know if it becomes the currency of choice and that's just what we go off of when yeah when he said like i think there's a point in which we stop even thinking of bitcoin in terms of how many dollars it's worth and it's just how many bitcoin do you have that's the future he foresees whether that happens or not that's when it becomes i don't think it's impossible it has to get more stable

i don't think yeah it has to be more stable like here's something that you gotta think about a currency needs to have some ability to be stable now bitcoin is the most stable of all them but like let's say you're getting paid weekly in bitcoin yeah and you build your lifestyle around this weekly salary yeah you can't afford your salary to take a 20 hike on a random friday correct because your lifestyle correct is built around a secure amount when you get paid in dollars or british pounds or these things there is still that security even though we all want to believe all the dollars going down and all this other stuff there still is something to be said about the fact that you can have a fucking hundred dollar bill and you can go to a nightclub, you can pay for that shit.

There is security there. So we are maybe, who knows, maybe it's five years away, maybe it's 25 years away. But we do all recognize there is a future with this technology. We don't know which currency is going to be the currency. I have a hard time believing there's just going to be like one global reserve currency unless there's a country that enforces it.

And then it's just the currency of that country. Oh, the most comforting thing to me is that if it's true that the U.S. is the second largest holder of Bitcoin. Oh, if that came out, I'm all in. If that 100% came out, I'm all in. I really think that might be our only chance against China. If Bitcoin wins and we have the second most. That's probably our only chance.

If I'm Ethereum, I'm making a deal with the U.S. government right now. I'm going, yo, do you want to partner up? You know what I'm saying? Yeah. We will give you half of our holdings. You become the biggest shareholder. Shit, become the 51% shareholder.

Then people probably wouldn't invest because they have control of what the currency does and they can make more and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Not decentralized at 51%. I digress. Point is, it is a very interesting time. I think throughout history, you have these times where these people make millions of dollars out of nowhere.

I'm sure this happened at the gold rush or the copper rush. And I'm sure there's tons of times throughout history where people were able, you know, some average person was able to get in on an investment and make tons of money out of nowhere, right? I think that's probably what the idea of the inception of America was on some level. We might be existing in that right now. Who fucking knows?

But it's just a crazy time to be alive. Yeah, this is actually an interesting point that from 2020, this article came out that says the FBI or government intelligence agencies own, according to this article, the fourth most amount of Bitcoin. Because they've confiscated it. From confiscating it from the dark web drug bazaar

and then Silk Road bust and all this stuff. And there you go. They have about 9.5 million Bitcoin. And there's 21 million in existence. Let me take that. Actually, I can't say exactly that article. That seems high, but if that's the case,

who the fuck could possibly have more? Yeah, if you have 9.5. Okay, it says that the website was reaching 9.5 million Bitcoin at some point and that they confiscated a chunk of it. Okay, but they got some millions then, probably. And they have to get access to it. They might not have access to it. And that's assuming the US government

and no other branch has been just buying Bitcoin. Apparently Bulgaria's got a fuckton 213 000 bitcoin yeah but they could keep that little bitches well you know honestly if i was a small country oh yeah so worth the investment are you fucking kidding that is a massive come up for them yeah yeah that's what he was saying venezuela was doing oh that's right they were mining it like crazy but i would just have government policy take one percent of your gdp and then just put that shit into crypto because you never fucking know you could be this bitch-ass little country just yeah mushed around left or right or you could become a crypto billionaire country safe haven like have your country operate off of crypto that's a brilliant

idea yeah iceland get in on it. You want to be bitch ass little countries your whole life? And I think that's kind of his point about why countries can't really, they won't ever stop crypto because they'll eventually be like, oh, there's a lot of money in this. We should just keep it for ourselves and start trading or whatever. He said the goal, the selfish goal is always going to win. Anyway, it's interesting. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I got to make sure that you keep your hair.

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Also, guys, we got to plug some dates. I know Andrew probably already sold his shit out. I'd be selling mine out the weekend, but I still sell them out, so come through. I'm going to be at Helium in Buffalo April 2nd and 3rd. I'm going to be at Helium in Portland April 15th through the 17th. And we just added Kansas City. I'm going to be there from June 17th through June 19th.

Let me make sure I got the dates right. Yes, Comedy Club of Kansas City, June 17th through 19th. Get your tickets at akashsingh.com. We'll see you there. Also, we added a show in Nashville. Oh. And we added a show in Atlanta. So go get those tickets if they're still available.

I don't know if they're still available, but go get those right now if you can. And then we're going to be adding a new leg to the tour very soon. Very excited. Thank you guys for selling out these shows, man. It's pretty awesome. So TheAndrewSchultz.com, and I'll post on Instagram, whatever, when we're ready. Let's get back to the show. Yo, Miami got a little wild this past weekend, guys.

You know, Miami's been wild. It's been open. It's been open. It's been an incredible experience. But spring break came through. Did you see the videos? Well, do you see it in real life at all? No, I've been out of town since Thursday or whatever. Do you see it in real life?

I mean, I just saw kids like walking around and like swaths of people doing shit. But I saw videos like that kid running from the cops. Yeah. That was funny. So basically what happened is a spring break right and um i don't know why kids need a break they've been on break they haven't gone to school you've been on break this whole time but needed to hang out with friends i think probably yeah but they've been hanging out i mean we all hang out i think it's just a cultural thing that kids want to experience fair and they're going to go to a place that's open and there's few places in the world right now that are as open as florida is this is this like they're woodstock what do you mean like woodstock which is it's like this moment you need to be a part of this is spring break during covid in miami

the only place that's open on the beach let's all just fucking hang out and get wild well yeah i think i think maybe man i think what what it is is like i think we're getting a glimpse into what post-corona america is going to be like yeah i think you're right because people are done with the quarantine yeah they're done with lockdowns they're over it even if they know there's potential that could kill their family members or they could be killed themselves they're they've reached their limit i think everybody has a limit you know you can only hold people back so much before they start to revolt you know uh so they went to a place where they could party and then miami shut that shit down they said 8 p.m curfew all the restaurants i think got to close at 7 30 this is in south beach specifically right

which is kind of dumb because then they just spill over into like windwood yeah right and they spin over spill over to these other areas and now they're going to be absolutely fucking crazy. But like there were girls like riding on top of fucking Lamborghini. That was wild, dog. Working with their pussies out and shit like that. People fighting. And she was freak Nick, yo. It was freak Nick, bro.

Yeah. It was freak. I think only black people are on spring break this year, bro. I didn't see no white people. Do you see white people out there spring breaking? Yeah, there was some white people. But their spring break was the week before. I'm telling you. Are you saying black people are even late to spring break there's two spring breaks yeah like there's a black spring break no like you told me

like uh middle america is a week before oh yeah that is the coast yeah yeah like midwestern schools will do it earlier because it's cold and so like they're like yeah go to the beach or whatever interesting that's how they used to do it earlier because it's cold. And so they're like, yeah, go to the beach or whatever. Interesting. That's how they used to do it. For some reason, they kept the same schedule even though everyone was at home. Okay, so everybody's out here. They're wild and they're like going to restaurants, not paying, running out.

Did you see anything? I mean, I just saw these videos that were crazy. And I went to this boxing match. I want to talk about that later. I went to this boxing match this weekend. And my coach, the guy who trains me, shout out to Donato, he lives, I guess, this boxing match. I want to talk about that later, but I went to this boxing match this weekend, and my coach, the guy who trains me, shout out to Donato, he lives, I guess, in South Beach,

and it took him four hours to get from the boxing match back home. People were driving off the highway onto the grass and then onto, I guess, other highways. Like, did you see videos of that? That was the craziest thing. I'm not talking about there's a little patch of grass on the side

of the highway which is there's zero gradient. They were driving down the gradient. The fuck? It was insane. It was just bumper to bumper locked down. And the cops were restricting a lot of access to certain streets to prevent people from coming to South Beach.

It was just creating like crazy backup. You were there for that? No, no. I just saw that from videos as well. Like I saw just cops just blocking off a whole highway. You can't go towards South Beach. I mean. And it's like, it was just bumping and bumping.

Son, Ubers were crazy expensive. Like even in Wynwood that same night, it was Saturday night. People were going nuts, bro. You think the bars are happy? Like getting crazy money? They're happy, but they're concerned. I asked one. I was like, so this is good for you? They're like, it's good, but we need to get security.

They know what time it is. You're one bad interaction away from everything going to shit. Right. Because it's going to be like spring break is fucking wild. All these kids are so drunk. They're all cocained up. They're not even thinking about their actions at all.

They're really there to like let loose. I remember myself on spring break like I was a wild ass boy like just stealing shit for no fucking reason. And you had access

to partying every week. Yeah. What'd you steal? You get so white about it. I just steal shit. Why do people do that? I don't know if there's a cool mug

or something like that. Like I just steal shit when it was dumb to steal. Like if I'm drinking out of a cool mug or something like that. Like, I just steal shit that was done to steal. Like, if I'm drinking out of a mug. You're going to steal. Why not just twerk on a cop car? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, dude. You're going to break the law.

Do it, like, sexy. Yeah, I know. Right. I need to learn how to be more felonious. Yeah. But in a sexy way. Okay. So, basically, I guess what I'm wondering right now is, like, is this what Corona's

going to be? Or is this what life is going to be after Corona? I think it's going to be some level of this. I'm wondering right now is like, is this what Corona is going to be? Or is this what life is going to be after Corona? I think it's going to be some level of this. I think people are just excited to get out. It's going to be the wildest, the craziest summer we've ever seen, probably. Yeah. This shit is going to be.

But is it the summer? And then when is it? And how are they going to play it? Because motherfuckers are ready to go. Like, if this is Florida, and obviously these are people coming from other places, but it seems like the places they're coming from have to be locked down because this is the behavior when they come to freedom. is going to happen in new york you're going to be nuts let's go i'm one of these people who like if i own a nightclub

in new york i'm trying my hardest to ride it out until then yeah because that shit is going to be packed so here's the thing all these nightubs close. All these going out dancing party places are closed. We're going to have less places to go and way more people that want to go. Yes. So the places that are open are going to make a fucking killing. Who else can make a lot of money? Security. I'll charge whatever the fuck I feel like. You could have it or you could not.

Yeah. This shit is like gas when there was a terrorist attack. Everybody's like, you don't know if you're getting more of this. This is a supply limited. it is interesting right like to see all these people just going fucking berserk they need it yeah that's the i wonder if people are going more crazy or if there's just a higher concentration of kids you know what i mean like i think it's both i think because there's fewer places to go they're just all coming here think about what did we do when we came down here yo first night first night we went to the most compact closed restaurant

that we could yeah and your bitch has got covid you got covid we stood at the bar with other people like that was the policy of the restaurant the restaurant went and they were like hey can you just stand in that crowd we went from social distancing in new york like if you don't wear a mask on the street, these old white bitches are going, murder, to walk into a restaurant. And their policy was, we don't have your table ready. Could you stand in a horde with other people and drink with your mask off? They didn't say keep your mask on.

They go, go by the bar where you can drink and be masks-less. It's crazy. But also, we're coming from New York. mask on they go go by the bar where you could drink and be masks list yeah it's crazy but also we're coming from new york like all like there's some of these kids that come from the midwest coming from alabama or some shit but they probably can't party like they used to party in college so they don't have that outlet that pressure release valve and then it's all just built up and now it's the biggest party they've been to in their lives yeah that's true they're gonna go fucking berserk and covid hit right around spring break last year so

a lot of spring break got canceled so this is like pent up spring break energy right now going on yeah that's true there's a lot of college kids who were like oh man i'm not gonna get my spring break because when you think about it if you spring break in america you gotta be 21 for the most part motherfuckers are not taking a flight getting a hotel to maybe be able to go to the bar i was 17 18 in cancun going wild but that's why i said america oh yeah you know what i mean so it's like if you if you're gonna go down for florida you probably gotta have id yeah and they're way more strict nowadays than they were when we were kids where you could like fake your little id and shit now you gotta insert your id into some piece of technology you could just be

any indian and another ID to another. That's fine. They wouldn't know. Deadass. Every Indian would just trade IDs and they'd just get it. And they'd just get it like that. That's hilarious. Deadass.

But my point is, motherfuckers are out here, bro. Yeah. And it's just, I don't know. It sucks that they're tearing up Miami. I don't like that but i am excited at the enthusiasm to party amongst like the general public like it's cool to me that people want to be out they want to be around each other and the second things open up we're going to get back to normal oh yeah because that was i guess a little bit of fear is like how much of this lingers like you know the people go is

this what life's going to be are we not going to want to be around people are we going to be social distance forever we're gonna have our masks on and this just proves that the second the government says you don't gotta wear the mask the second the government says you don't got a social distance the second the government says you could go out to the bar the shit is going to be jam-packed like if if china's planning to release another virus do it day one of the opening because everybody gonna get infected you know what i'm saying like if they got another one cooking up in a lab right there and you want to shut shit down again day one uh-huh it's gonna look like miami was yeah that shit was wild but also how boring are we that there's like fucking woodstock happening in miami and no one saw it

at all so once the gunshots happened i'm i was, bro. I'm 36. I'm so good. We just started a boat, living it up. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Doing it. Bro, we should have spring break.

That's how rich people party. Let's just get on the water away from the poor people. Let them have their little fun. We took a boat out for Al's birthday. Wish Al a happy birthday. Sorry I missed it, buddy.

Love you, man. And I kind of just don't want to be part of shit. Be out of town, yo. I asked him to come to nashville it does this weekend shows yo another show saturday shows i see you go get tickets to that by the way if it's still available i don't know if it is but do that right now uh if you couldn't get tickets to those shows but you don't even want to come bro he never want to hang out why not i gotta go i'm going to go where east going to the northeast. Going to the Northeast. What does that mean?

The Northeast. That's how you know you got to do some super cuck shit. That's how you know you got to do some super cuck shit when you just describe the region of America. What does that mean, the Northeast? I'm not from America. I don't know. The Northeast.

You can get specific. You're not speaking to some fucking Scandinavian. Yeah. Where in the Northeast you got to go? I'm getting my second vaccine. Why don't you say that? I don't know. It just seems like I'm just going to the Northeast.

But who says that? I'm going to the Northeast. Like, what are you doing tonight? I'm going to the Southwest. It's also way more offensive. I'm going to Miami Southwest. You're from the Northeast. Yeah.

You grew up in the Northeast. But you left, so I don't know if you understand how it works anymore. Don't do that. Yeah. It's like a vague, you know what I mean? It's like a vague you know what i mean it's like a vague region to the northeast that's what people that are from like shitty countries when they just say the biggest one next yeah that's what you just did to me yeah yeah you just didn't want to say you're going to get your vaccine again yeah what day are you going to get your vaccine friday why

friday because i want to make sure i hit both podcasts whether doing wednesday or thursday so friday damn bro i got all right all right wow motherfuckers still don't want to come to nashville yeah we're we're there the whole weekend we're there the whole weekend you can get your little shot and hop on a plate to hit us everybody's coming let me see how i feel i got this vaccine if i'm feeling all right we gotta play you better tell me so i can cancel the fuck out of this opening i'll just show up and bump him if i show up but don't worry about it man let me let me tell you the second vaccine why do i need the second shot are you afraid

people are gonna get you sick i mean you for one no i'm good you got some nerves you got some fucking nerve you can't get it what do you can no the first shot is like 90 effective hold on a second keep going on this why wouldn't you just get the second shot though because nashville i'm tired going to kid rocks i'm tired motherfuckers not showing up to open for the fucking shit yo this is your last chance this is your last chance we're live on the podcast right now this is joey avery joey what's up joey hey joey where you want me and when and i was that shit yo Yo, yo. What was that shit? I was trying to say. Career fucking detrimental or some shit like that.

Career ending decision or some shit like that. Yeah, fuck. Okay. So, Joey. Yes. Do you want to come to Nashville this weekend and open in Nashville this weekend? A thousand percent. Okay.

Now, what is your excuse as to why you can't do it? I'm doing it. I will be there 100 all right good but what if akash comes well if akash comes you're just gonna sit there with your fucking down syndrome head okay i'm there i'm there i'll bring my down syndrome neck i'll bring all my chromosomes and i'm ready to all right bet so we'll see you there we're gonna be there friday so make sure you're there friday okay all right i'll be there friday all right bet so we'll see you there we're gonna be there friday so make sure you're there friday okay all right i'll be there friday all right bye who's joy avery see how easy that was akash see how easy i got a vaccine to get i asked him to come to two different places because i like

him he's a funny guy and he's a good hang too yeah and uh and uh he's like i can't do this for this thing and i called him next weekend and asked and like, dude, he's like, what exactly did you say? He's like, dude, if I can't do this, is it over for me? But yeah, man. What about Akash? Is it over for him? Yeah, it's over for Akash, man.

Akash snubbed you three times now. I just texted him, you're blowing it. The worst text to get. Why don't you ever want to hang out with the boys on the road, man? I'll go, bro. Let me get this vaccine and then I'm coming. No, but you are genuinely concerned because you've heard people say that the second dose will make you sick. And you got sick from the first dose.

Yeah. And I've heard that shit from people that it's usually the second one that makes them sick. Second one I heard gets you harder and i got wait what the first the first dose got me sick we're at the heat game and i was talking to mark like i'm fucking dying right now i don't know what's going on i don't want to just leave this a hang but i'm in bad shape yeah that's a good point last time i tried to hang he had full-blown fucking vaccine reaction yeah i'm corona sniffing dogs i don't trust because mark had just beat corona and i had the vaccine i didn't know why are we saying beat corona bro i

didn't die yeah you're right you still probably got it you didn't yeah you didn't be i got over from being you still can't smell you still can't i can smell when did you start smelling he's a long haul i think he's a long haul look at dude. He's a long hauler. Look at his hat. Yeah. Definitely a long hauler. What are you talking about? That's an 18 wheel haul, yeah. Oh, God. I was like, fish? Is a long hauler? No, I think he's a long hauler, dude.

Yeah, he's a long hauler. I think he might be a long hauler. He can't taste. He told me. Everything's affected. I can taste. And I can taste spicier food now. My tolerance for spicy food's gone.

Yeah, because you can't taste anymore. Exactly. And I don't have tinnitus either, like that one dude. Texas Roadhouse. That killed himself. Yeah. I'm killing it, bro. I didn't taste anymore. Exactly. And I don't have tinnitus either, like that one dude. Texas Roadhouse. That killed himself. Yeah. I'm killing it, bro. I didn't beat anything.

All right, talking about people that should kill themselves, do you think Kylie Jenner should kill herself for her donation to her friends? Go fund me. This is the tricky thing with being rich. You can't help nobody publicly if you don't do the whole thing. I'm saying, bro. You know what I'm saying?

That's her mistake is posting to try to get, like if she just gave the money on the low and let them talk about it yeah oh that's nice callie jenner paid all this money but the second she was like hey i gave you know 50 cents for me or whatever can y'all give a significant more amount of money but it's also not fully fair because apparently their goal was like looking through gofundme's if it's like a friend of mine to see how cheap people I know are. Like, I remember there was one for the seller. If you see a dollar from Anonymous, that's your boy. I remember there was one for the seller.

Somebody had, I forget who needed some shit at the seller. Maybe somebody died and I was looking through. And I was looking to see how much. And I was like, let me see how cheap these rich motherfuckers are. You judging the rich ones though, right? And I'm looking through and I think Amy Schumer. I got to Amy Schumer and I was like like wanting to hate and she dropped like 20 grand on it and i was like all right bitch hey you good you good today you good today you joke stealing

ass bitch you might as well put that money to good use She donated to the guy she stole jokes from. She's like, here you go. You can have it back. Oh, my God. Nah. But yeah, man. So the story is that, Akash, can you break down the story? So from what I understand, she had a makeup artist that she stopped working with in like 2015. He got in a car accident, but he's still close friends with her current makeup artist.

So she was trying to help them out, and she just posted about it. And the initial goal, I think, ten thousand dollars and she gave five and that put them over the top of their goal so she got them to the goal but then everybody kept coming to the page and so the family which i can't really it's funny but i can't really blame them was like we might as well raise the fucking goal people are coming so they raise it to sixty thousand and now she looks cheap as fuck with her five thousand,000 donation. Oh, so they fucked her over. I think that's, yeah. I mean, TMZ, I think, was the article I read, but I could also see them wanting to maintain a good relationship with the Kardashians.

Again, because it's at $120,000 right now. There you go. So, yeah, they'd be raising it. That's the goal right now. All right, see, that's interesting. Yeah. Now there's more context, because everybody's absolutely shitting all over Kylie on the internet, because like, oh only gave 5 000 when you know their goal is 75 000 or whatever but also didn't kylie like pump it she was like yo if you guys can donate donate to this yeah she did pump it but she also met the

goal right so she's like she's going oh this is all you need i got i'm going to pay for your medical bills they're saying they're basically like my medical bills are 10 grand, right? So she's like, there you go, it's paid for. And now people are criticizing her on the internet for not paying the amount that they need after they manipulated the amount that they need so they can get more money in. But the fact that she posts the GoFundMe on the page.

Before we talk about this anymore, your family didn't move the amount for the GoFundMe, did they? No. Okay, good. Just making sure. The fact that she said, hey, people, go to the GoFundMe, that means the money wasn't met yet.

The amount wasn't met yet. No. Just because the money's met doesn't mean that you can't continue to get more. But the family probably went, well, if it's met, them motherfuckers ain't gonna donate. But if it looks like we need some more money, that's why every good deed goes. What is it?

No, no good deed goes unpunished, man. And I fucked up. She did the right thing here. I am about to trash this bitch. When she did the right thing, you need to get to a certain amount.

I got you because that's what it costs to fix your fucking leg or whatever it is. And all of a sudden, when motherfuckers start donating, your leg needs more fixing. Yeah. What the fuck? I got to pay your disability? That should be illegal, bro. No, that's fucked up.

That is fucked up. I still think it's fucked up because if he was the makeup artist that took her from ugly to how she looked when she was 18. That was surgeons, dog. It wasn't no makeup. And also, it was 2015. That's true. She got rid of that motherfucker when she was 18. That was surgeons, dog. It wasn't no makeup. And also it was 2015. That's true. She got rid of that motherfucker when she glowed up. Now, how old is she right now?

That's, I think. 23 years old in 19 days. Exactly. No, no, no. So how old is she? I don't know. I don't know. Let me check.

23 is a year creep. 23 is a year of creep as of June 3rd no but that's what's crazy is that means if she was working with him back then she was under 18 yeah maybe Tiger didn't like her you know what I mean

she had a biggest glow up when she was working with him I don't know she had a biggest glow up when she was working with him. My old boyfriend that's raping me doesn't like you, so I have to move on. I don't know. She had the biggest glow up when she was working with him. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don's probably putting that on Tiger, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Come on, son. They weren't having sex or nothing. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Come on, bro. Why would you even say that, bro? It's Tiger, right? Tiger's chilling, bro.

He's just dicking down. Yo, you're right. I'm sorry, Tiger. Yeah. You think that big old dang-a-lang-a fitting an underage girl, bro? Come on, dude. I'm sorry, dog. I'm sorry, bro. I took a shot unnecessarily

for a cheap laugh. Cheap laugh. You know who else is cheap? Nah, now I feel bad for Kylie, man. She did the right thing, bro. She the victim. I see it both ways, where it's like if she were to donate if she were to donate 60 000 that's like like one fraction like tiny fraction of her

net worth so she could just meet it and be like whatever assuming that they didn't move the goal post and the whole deal yeah but at the same time i also don't like when people criticize rich people for not donating enough because it's like you can donate that percentage of your net worth. You know what I mean? When people are like, oh, Jeff Bezos can donate all this money to stop hunger in America. It's like, you could donate 5% of your net worth to feed a homeless guy, but you don't do that. That's a good argument. You know what I mean?

That's a good argument. So it bugs me when people criticize rich people. You're just offloading your guilt. Yeah, exactly. Like, when people criticize rich people for not doing enough, it's like can do five percent of what you have yeah but you don't do that but you are expecting this guy to do five percent of what he has some people might make the argument that like he has more money than there are things to buy right yeah so like that percentage is a little bit different but whatever that's fair but doesn't exonerate you from having it done you

exactly yeah 100 i just feel like if they move the goalposts she's getting all this shit and they they owe her an apology like because she's the only reason that they're getting a hundred something thousand dollars in right 100 this poor girl that's why if you're rich you can't fucking help people man you gotta do it quietly you really gotta do and you gotta be careful who you help like like our boy abdi was trying to get me to like donate money to get this somali dude from somalia into turkey to get a fucking like uh liver to get this Somali dude from Somalia into Turkey to get a fucking like a liver transplant or some shit. And I'm just like, do you know who they are? And then it's like, my mom saw him on Tik TOK. And I'm like, buddy, I can't donate thousands of dollars

to a random Somali group. And then if it comes out later, it's a fucking terror organization. They use that shit to blow up a fucking grocery store and now i'm the person that funded blown up the grocery store right i need more than just a tiktok video to verify that this thing is legit what if it's just pirates yeah yeah exactly that's how i actually like yeah that's your sponsor owning like a pirate you want to get the pirates and booty yeah i don't know why they don't do that for those like commercials where they show all the kids like like where you can like donate money you have a little fucking pirate don't write me a letter just be like audio if you're going i don't want in the arms of angel you know i'm gonna row your boat or something i like the idea that like they're criminals like they're doing you know fucked

up shit on the seas but it don't seem that bad Do people die with the pirate ship shit? I don't think they die We don't know anybody that's on sea like that Nobody cares If you get your boat robbed, you're a bitch If you get your whole boat robbed You're a bitch

Somebody pulls up a little skiff You got some Somalis on the back of it kicking their legs To get it to catch up to your ass and then they steal all the containers on your boat i can't wait till he buys a boat i know you know that time is coming let me tell you something and you're gonna buy a boat hey boats are the shit hold on shout out we got a shout out the company that took us out man shout out a boy robert bro hey robert taylor shout out robert yo shout out robert taylor ro. Robert Taylor is out here in Miami. Downtown Exotic Rentals.

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stop you put the anchor down and it's still fun yeah you're taking a break from going somewhere you don't know where you're going you're going somewhere you're going in circles and then you stop you put the anchor down and it's still fun yeah you're taking a break from going somewhere mark you're not saying anything yeah but you're right but you're not saying it's like we're on a boat why the fuck is the boat so entertaining yeah i don't know please explain this to me i felt relaxed the one time i was on a boat but that's it oh you were with us again oh you left us again you wouldn't hang out with us again y'all should be seeming too high like high intensity you wouldn't go on a boat i'd hold on you wouldn't go on a boat bro what do you mean you wouldn't go on a boat what are we doing on this boat oh my gosh my gosh. Bro, we play dominoes. We play Uno for like an hour. Yo, I'll take back my invitation for Nashville.

No. No. It's because it's not the top of a train. That's why. Yo, you would go. That's purposeful. There we go. Now you're going somewhere.

Now that's exciting. You can only go one way. You live in another part of the sand lot. You live in another part of the sand lot. We see in the sand. What's the difference? Exactly. It's a lot. It's poor here. It's poor here. That's why another part of the sandlot we see in the sand what's the difference exactly it's a lot it's poor that's why it's called this poor here that's why it's called the sandlot it's a lot it's a lot i can see all of it fair enough all i'm trying to say is this boat shit i don't

understand why it's so much fun it makes zero sense to me but it is yeah you're just hanging out talking we didn't even do anything try to do a backflip that was the highlight of my life but like what the fuck is so fun about it yeah i don't know i think it's like it's rich like it just like are you pretending to be rich is that the idea yeah i think so but you're pretending to be rich in like a safe environment because if i was on actually no when i'm on like a rich person's boat i don't feel comfortable i feel like it's fun i'm on a boat but sometimes when i'm in like rich environments i feel like an imposter i don't know how to use the silverware i don't know how to like behave or whatever like that i think i'm doing something wrong the whole

fucking time i don't feel that way on a boat it's the water you're not surrounded by other richer people are you that's what i'm saying but even on another richer person's boat i wouldn't feel uncomfortable no also i think a boat's like a nightclub like you got to be invited on you know what i mean like you can't we we got the table we got a table we bought a table yeah it's not really what do you mean you're like yeah so you have to like it's like a nightclub you have to like pay to be in a nightclub pay to get the table and then you're like oh yeah i'm flexing i'm nightclub. You have to pay to be in a nightclub, pay to get the table, and then you're like, oh, yeah, I'm flexing. I'm doing my thing. You have to be invited onto the boat or pay to be on a boat.

I would hope that it's not just the flex. No, no, no. Because rich people got boats still. It's something about the water. It's something about the water. Just like going to the beach. You don't do shit at the beach, but you could be there all day and having a great day.

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We have a friend that has maybe we just found out the weirdest fear that I've ever heard in my entire life. A fear of whales. Like to the point where we can't even say the word whale. She don't even like that word said. It makes her feel that uncomfortable. Won't go swimming in the ocean. Not because she's not a great swimmer. She an amazing swimmer but is afraid there might be whales in the ocean is she afraid of sharks not at all just whales yeah i've been i've been trying to

figure it out like like sea world like she watched blackfish and she's like fuck yeah yo fuck that bitch doesn't motherfucker. Doesn't mind killer whales. Yeah, doesn't mind killer whales. It's like the belugas, the blue whales. Like a big whale. Big whale. So I thought it was like maybe the size bothers, but it's not the size. It's just like the unknown and then just this big creature.

I don't know. I can't figure it out. I never heard of a weird. I thought it was some traumatic situation. That's odd. I just got touched by a fat guy. Maybe. Something like that.

So there's some sort of whale experience she had in her life. I think so. That has triggered this sensation. I think so. Now, you promised that you wouldn't take her whale watching. I feel. I feel. I feel, I feel that for the sake of content, it might be funny if we went out on a boat again and it just so happened that there were some whales. You're the comedian?

Yes. So if you arrange this, that would be hilarious. Hilarious. Now, another thing, is there a fake whale type thing that we could do, like some sort of scuba diving thing? You know how you can have a shark fin and put people in a tank and do a shark? Is there a version of that where we can be on the boat and then all of a sudden it looks like a whale is swimming up to the boat? I'm sure that's possible. If that's possible, it's worth any amount of money to do it. I'm sure that's possible. If that's possible, it's worth any amount of money to do it.

I'm sure that's possible. Oh my God. Submarine. You get a submarine. I don't know how much a submarine is to rent, but that's a super flex. Fuck a boat, bro. Pull up on these boats in a sub. Just have the, what's it called, pop out? Periscope out there. Periscope?

What y'all doing, poor motherfuckers? You gonna stay above the water? Losers? Someone fart! Let me out of here! Have they figured that out? Do submarines just smell? No, they smell.

I'm sure they smell. It's just sick. Just like a boxing gym. You ever been in a boxing gym? Yeah, dog. That's an awful life, the submarine. Yeah. You're in that little tight

ass thing you just can't come up some dudes are in it for like six months at a time oh i'm never and there's one little pot where they get to go up and like get a fresh breath of air yeah and if they go mad low and it's dark you're literally just looking out the window it's just black sea oh yeah and the ocean scares me like yeah i mean like it's just mad shit down there you don't know what's going on you're afraid of whales you're afraid of whales you know what i guarantee you there's some shit bigger than whales you get deep enough in that ocean you're just like what the fuck am i looking giant squid giant squids bro talking about whales the ncaa women's i don't know if you've seen this the ncaa uh women's tournament is also going on yeah like

anybody would know but yeah they uh did you ask i don't know if you've seen this you know if i've seen it what the ncaa women's tournament oh yeah my bad yeah i'm sorry i assume too much yeah the uh they they went viral on tiktok because they uh allocated a section of i guess the hotel where they're holding the bubble there's a bubble for the tournament and um they had one rack of dumbbells as their whole gym yeah and the men had like an entire conference room all these different weight stations this that the other and of course everybody went crazy about it and you know all like the uh super super right wing dudes were like well won't you make some money and then you get a gym worth the amount of money you're making

and uh i don't know obviously the left wing people were going this is a travesty this is super sexist yeah the other what are your thoughts it's a little fucked up to just have one set of weights for i don't know how many women isn't it more fucked up to have just the one set of weights for I don't know how many women? Isn't it more fucked up to have just the one set of weights? What, just not have weights? Yeah, just don't have a gym. And then just have one gym for everybody? No, just have a gym for the guys and then just be like, we thought you guys didn't work out. Like, that is less sexist than going, oh, they needed some 25s.

Yeah, you complete ignorance that way. Complete ignorance is way better. But somebody goes, the women need a gym. And then somebody else on the board goes do they just take those fives and tens yeah everything covered in plastic that's colored purple and then drop it over there for the chicks like to me that's the worst part is they made it this one little triangle stand. I hope you can bring up the picture. I don't know if it's possible. Yeah, see if you can find it. I need to see it.

It's a little triangle stand. You know the ones where obviously it starts with a low. That's all it is. Oh, my God. It's the Zumba class weights. The Zumba class weights. Yo. Now, they are black.

They are black, the weights, but that same stand. Oh, my God. So that's what's the most offensive about it. Not like, oh, look, it's different. Like, clearly women know that they don't make as much money as the men. Yeah. And that male sports supports the entire, especially male basketball, supports the entire sports program at the university.

Not just the women's, but the men's stuff too. Men's basketball and football float every other sport. If you do rowing or if you do like equestrian or whatever the other fucking shit they have, look at this right here. This is absolutely. So to the left of the guys, Jim, to the right is what the girls got, dude. They got a folding table. And then I don't know how many total weights.

One, two, three, four, five, six, 12 total dumbbells. Also, they must make enough money to get more than that. They don't. I think they lose money. So they must make enough money to get more than that. They don't. I think they lose money. Even at my high school, the girls' basketball team was able to use a gym.

100%. Just have one gym. Well, there's a COVID thing, right? And here's the thing. Let's assume the COVID thing is real and blah, blah, blah. There's precautions in order to even get this thing insured. You need to have the separation, yada, yada, yada. Who fucking knows who cares uh the fact that somebody made the decision that this was enough yeah that's the best we need to find out who made that decision and i guarantee you it was a woman

probably because no guy could make that no guy with his career and life on the line could make that decision on behalf of women no guy is gonna go yeah all they need is some dumbbells yeah if you're living in this era of like sexism is horrendous and the worst possible thing you can do stop women hate yeah right if you're living in that there's no way you're gonna make a decision that that's that will cost you your job that will cost you your fucking job i guarantee whether or not you care about women's equality or whatever you you're thinking to yourself i can't get fired over this shit let's get them something yeah you can't be maybe not as good as the guys let's get them something it can't be this big of a fucking

discrepancy yeah so now it might have been that's a good point i think it was a chick what did you look it up i'm looking at more stuff and they got them yoga mats. Yeah, that's the only thing they should have had is just yoga mats. Yeah. A Pilates machine. Elliptical. A little space for their cell phone while they talk on the elliptical. But isn't that crazy? There is a human being that made that decision.

They are quiet as fuck right now, bro. And they are protecting that person. We should know who the fuck made it because it's hysterical. Don't you want to just talk to them and be like what were you thinking what were you really thinking because also he knows girls only squat you know i mean like yeah if you know about women's fitness like they're not doing everybody they're just squatting that's another thing like even basketball players male basketball players are really not doing that much like weight exercise like jordan in the last dance

he was like, oh, I'm bulking up and putting all this weight. You still want your touch. You can't go lift like crazy. Then you're sore as fuck the next day. You're playing three days, especially in a tournament,

in an NCAA tournament. How often are you playing? Twice a week, I guess. No, I think you can be playing every day. No, you do two rounds a weekend.

Yeah. Okay. So you do one game on Thursday and one game on Saturday or one game on Friday and one game on Sunday. Okay, fair enough. Up until like championship time. You're playing twice a week. Yes, I guess you could recover in that amount of time, but I don't think you're doing heavy legs

when you know you got a fucking game coming. Sorry, I think you're flying back to your college or whatever and then you go to another city for the next round, like the next weekend. What the fuck do they need the weights for? You need to work out before the game? You need to squat before you go play. Yeah, you could just not have the weights.

There should be no weights. And maybe I was thinking, they're like, listen, nobody works out during a tournament anyway. What the hell is this? And then this one girl who I guess was going to get a lift in

because she has no fucking playing time. She just needs to get your cardio on and then expose it and blows the whole thing up. Who is lifting before their game? But then don't have even, don't put so much thought into the men's shit. The men shit looks like a 24-hour fitness that's like a good gym official yeah why would you put all that yeah they made it look too nice they made it look too nice they

made them all janky and it's just like hey everybody looks like shit everybody's weight room looks like shit look what we're dealing with bands in a basket yeah barry's boot camp you're good to go exactly yo here's the worst part is that they actually upgraded the gym so they got the women like a way nicer gym in like a little like room at the hotel yeah yeah right what it was after everybody yelled at him yeah it was after but like that makes it worse because it's acknowledgement it's like yeah we fucked up we were sexist and didn't think you worked out their excuse was oh yeah we didn't have enough space but you know who this hurts the most none of these bitches got to work out now they're gonna be all lethargic on the court because they've been squatting all day to prove that they need a fucking gym i can't see if you got a 24-hour camera on that gym ain't not a

single person in that fucking gym they're going in there taking a little selfie to prove they got a gym and nobody's using that shit yeah why would you work out when you need to maintain yourself for the most important game of your college career your life so far yeah yeah nobody's you're gonna run a marathon you're gonna run a marathon the day before i'm doing nothing nothing you're relaxing yeah boxers they stop sparring the week of they just do light training you're not using all this equipment yeah you're making a stink out of nothing was it sexist yes was it so fucking stupid that they didn't just divide the gym evenly yes were the people that were putting on the event fully aware of the fact that none of them are going to use the equipment they're going to be

playing xbox in their fucking rooms the entire time yes stop being phony man but they just don't do the weight room that's all you got to do why are we spending money period let's just say money not have a weight room this is why school costs so much because you motherfuckers need to be doing squats and and any other exercise i don't know i'm just saying school gotta pay for it yeah we gotta pay for it this is us paying for sally may gotta pay for it i'm gonna pay her back one day fucking duh fucking duh welcome back truffle welcome back came in on perfect time. Here's something that I saw that I actually have no proof if it's real or not, but it was going around Twitter.

And I've heard a few conversations about this. Male virginity on the rise. Yes. You were a virgin most of your life. Most of my life. What are your thoughts? I wish I was born 10 years later. You know what I mean? I wouldn't have seemed so freakish my whole life.

I'd have had more friends. No, I don't know if I believe it, but I also can see how you're just, you just have porn all the time. These guys don't know how to talk to girls. They weren't trained to like deal with rejection. You're just like, I just jerk off, watch all the porn I want and I'll chill.

But isn't it weird that as it's become monumentally easier to get pussy meaning like you can literally swipe pussy into your house right yeah so much easier to meet girls like yeah the dating they'll talk to you first now they talk to you first what is the name of that bumble bumble yeah so it's like the most terrifying thing about meeting a girl is public humiliation at least when we were growing up right getting humiliated in front of your friends. Now they've eliminated public humiliation. You get humiliated, but in the privacy of your own phone.

Nobody sees that humiliation. You end up connecting with the people that work. It's like it's baffling to me. As we've made things easier, they've become harder. Like maybe we shouldn't be making things easier. Maybe we need to work those fucking muscles. And maybe when we let muscles atrophy, we're actually limiting our ability.

Like it worked great for those of us who learned how to get pussy the hard way. And then it became easier. Right. But the motherfuckers who never learned the hard way, never built up the muscle. Yeah. It's like you had on ankle weights. You had to hit on girls in real life.

Yeah. Then you took off the ankle weights and now it's just messages online. ankle weights you had to hit on girls in real life yeah then you took off the ankle weights and now it's just messages online shooting fish in a barrel these motherfuckers got no ankles they got no ankles it's like the uh what do they always say like the uh the son of the king is always gonna lose the throne because he never had to earn it yeah in the first place okay is that a quote it's something about like it's like uh hypocrisy like the king the king that had to earn it yeah in the first place okay is that a quote it's something about like it's like like the king the king that had to actually win the throne through like war uh he wanted it he won it right whereas the one who just gets it through nepotism never had to earn it so he

doesn't actually know how to rule people yeah he's just a spoiled little bitch right and i wonder if that's what we're raising this generation of spoiled little bitches we thought we were just going to make it easier to get laid when in reality they need to put the work in yeah yeah i could see it being harder because one i think even women are getting way more shallow because now they're just like have these oh if you're not over six foot don't even swipe on me and shit like that oh shit and covid and so oh covid and shit like that now you can't even like go out on dates to meet these oh my god al you just said something super fucking profound i didn't even think about this the idea that now that dating apps are purely digital it is a meat market yeah and could this

be what makes guys start waxing their eyebrows makes guys start using like almost makeup-esque things, like really leaning into their looks in a way women have leaned into their looks because women knew that their looks were currency, at least to meet the opposite sex. So now guys know that the only way I'm going to be able to get laid is if I look good on this app. I need to make sure the meat looks good. if i'm at a grocery store you know how the vegetables and fruits always look way more delicious when you're in the store because they put the nice lights on it they're spraying water every once in a while are guys going to start leaning into their looks in a way they never had to before because they

know that's what it's going to take and do they start leaning away from their personality and lean away from their success they're like oh I could get pussy if I just look good. And not because I'm successful or wealthy. And not because I'm necessarily charming. I just have to look. Well, I think you still have to charm the pussy. But they might start investing in things that are not the traditional matrix. Yeah.

Within the traditional matrix that we used to get laid, which is success. I'm going to be successful. These girls want to be a used to get laid, which is success. I'm going to be successful. These girls want to be a successful dude. Okay, we got it. What was it saying? You'll lose money chasing women. You'll never lose women chasing money.

Yeah. That's a fire ass thing. Yeah, that's a thing that they just used to always say to us. Now, might not be so true. Now, hey, these bitches make more than you anyway. Bro, that's crazy that is crazy and i wonder if that is the catalyst for guys being super feminine about their looks like we already went through that as i sit here with my legs crossed but like we already went through that stage i

think where guys start you know we're being critical of of other dudes for being too feminine right metrosexuals yeah the metrosexual stage and they're like maybe doing things to manicure themselves in a way that maybe the traditional dude wouldn't support yeah but now i feel like we could enter a stage where they might be starting to use filters and makeup yeah or they go the other way just become full incels which is what this might also be yeah which is they get angsty and frustrated and pissed off because that's the other thing i'm reading this article about the male virginity thing is that they're saying that women's market has increased so much like if you're like a 19 20 year old girl like back in the day your market for who you could have sex with was like your college community people in your math class that sort of thing

but now you can access 35 year old dudes like 40 year old dudes at the bars like all of a sudden you're you're you get to choose your pool is so much bigger whereas like guys like they're they don't necessarily have the choice and they had a protected pool this was really interesting i noticed this when i was in college and there was a sorority fraternity thing and there wasn't like an actual statement made but like the sorority chicks and the fraternity dudes kind of fucked each other yeah and that's how it always was and that was a structure that was set up for success for both of them you pick within these different groups the outsiders don't really tap into those groups and we keep our parties somewhat i guess homogenous for lack of a better word and this way a dude who doesn't have much value in the free market has a lot of value if he's attached this fraternity that is valuable.

Right? It's almost like the Hollywood setup in a way, right? I guess all structures. No, that's happening now in Hollywood with TikTok content houses. That's the high school structure. So then you have this situation where a guy could siphon off value from the frat that he was in and girls, I guess, could siphon off value from the sororities that they were in. Right. And it's so interesting, man. Yeah. But now, like if you're pool, if you're like a 22 year old girl

in college, like now you can date the entire world as a 22 where there wasn't access to the entire world. Yes, there was. If you went went to night clubs and that kind of stuff which they did like girls that were 22 it was not lost upon them that they could date whatever guy that they wanted i don't think girls just started realizing i can fuck old guys in terms of access though yeah there was i think there was as much access in terms of um going out to nightclubs i mean that's who was that girls went to nightclubs now every girl has these apps i think they would all go to nightclubs, Al. Also, you get to see a different side. I would not go out.

But I agree with you. There's definitely more people. And you're not just dealing with nightclub douchebags. You're dealing with a guy who's 35, who's got a good job. Yeah, and he's posting pictures from his car. He's posting pictures of him skiing. You're like, oh, wow, this guy's got all these hobbies.

This is interesting, Mark. He's mature. He's older. He's got a career. Why am I going to waste time with this great fucking 22 year old dork these 22 year olds don't have a fucking shot in hell unless they're popular on tiktok or something especially because girls are maturing older than guys anyway already so they're like yeah i want a guy that's mature and professional and got a shit figured i like nice bags this guy can actually buy my bag i mean it sucks for me to just chalk women up to that but like there might be some thinking in these

like shallow chicks well the things that we you wanted to get successful to get chicks these guys are already successful and now these chicks have access to those successful guys which is i think actually kind of how it was historically for a long time like way back in the day like 1700s like you were you know 17 year old girl getting married to a 35 year old guy. Yeah. But like communities, of course. Yeah. But like communities were much smaller.

Right. Exactly. Right. Like, and it was often arranged and things like that. Exactly. Yeah. So, so you had this small dating pool and it kind of functioned within that small dating pool because everybody, there was a hierarchy established within that pool.

Right. Now you're dating the whole world. Like these literal app, you can go on apps and then match with people in fucking Australia. Yeah. Like that literal apps. You can go on apps and then match with people in fucking Australia. Yeah. Like that's crazy. Yeah. So now as a young dude, you're competing with older guys who women do not have any issue with dating older. If anything, they prefer it.

Yeah. Right. So you're at a disadvantage. It's not like if you're a girl and you're older, there's a disadvantage because guys might prefer a younger girl, right? Like if there's a guy who's 30 years old, he might want to date a girl who's 25, not 30, right? And for not even shallow reasons. Biological reasons. Biological ones, yeah.

If he wants to have five kids and doesn't want to start making those kids for another five years, it ain't happening with that 35-year-old. All right, guys. and doesn't want to start making those kids for another five years, it ain't happening with that 35-year-old. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because it's about time you stepped up your style. And I'm telling you, the easiest way to do this, especially as a dude, the only acceptable form of jewelry that exists as a dude is a watch. This is no-brainer. What else are you going to wear? A wedding ring? It's either a watch or something that actively repels pussy.

That's true. You actually can't wear a wedding ring. That's okay. And you probably should wear the wedding ring. Not if you're single, though. Outside of that. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you can wear a fucking chain and shit, but you can wear that to work?

Yeah, come on. I mean, who would wear a chain to work? All I'm saying is the watch is a universally accepted form of jewelry for men. And it's a great way for you to step your game up. Obviously, you're not using it to tell time. I mean, you're using the phone to tell time. You're out here trying to look cute, and I'm telling you there is a great and affordable watch brand

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overall there's a lot more kids that aren't drinking aren't doing anything when i was in college there are people that did cocaine but it was taboo still yeah now cocaine has become a party drug in my generation it's become like a oh we're going out tonight might as well do some cocaine for kids yeah yes i mean like college like late high school late high school like like but they treat it like taking a puff of weed yeah like you want to do some coke yeah i guess i'm already out i'm having a few drinks actually see i've heard the same this was if you did coke it was like this is what we're doing tonight we're doing some coke tonight did you find a way to get some coke like it was it was almost dangerous you're like we could

get we'd go to jail if we didn't even see anybody doing coke till i was in new york in my mid-20s yeah you didn't also see labia yeah early 30s yeah that's a valid point there's a couple other things that the article mentions like marriage rates going going down. So like back in the day. This I see. If you were 18 getting married because you're in a community and you're going to have sex at 18 because that's what it is. I feel so bad for these young boys, yo. Apparently sexlessness rises. They're not going to get sex until they become successful. So this.

Been there, done that. That sucks. No, but this tapped into like. used to have a like a joke i didn't even really do the joke per se but like a premise about uh um about there's no terrorism like uh in puerto rico you know what i mean it's like because motherfuckers are getting pussy you know what i mean like like you're getting pussy at 15 years old 14 years old people are fucking and wherever they're fucking there's's no terrorism, right? And we always talk about like who's the greatest domestic terrorist. Oh, like domestic terrorism.

Yeah, I'm talking like. Dude's not getting pussy. Say what? Dude's not getting pussy. Dude's not getting pussy, right? And that shit ain't happening in the Middle East. Motherfuckers not getting any pussy. And they're like, yo, we got all this pussy when you're dead.

You ready to risk it? Not only that, Ireland. People always want to talk about, yeah. You you come from like a strict catholic maybe right you become a super he reluctantly gave that up maybe fine you know um i think there could have been something there if it was a super strict catholic country we're a little bit repressed when it comes to your like sexual desires in the dominican republic you're not going to find any of this terrorism you know maybe there's like narco terrorism which is completely drug related not related from not getting no fucking pussy yeah you know but any of these places where you're allowed to actually fuck where you got some

pussy to look forward to you're not blowing up no fucking building apparently i don't know if i brought this up before but there was a actual like a psychological war tactic done in iraq where like oh they dropped fucking porn yeah they war tactic done in iraq where like oh they dropped fucking porn yeah they were like putting porn into the homes where like they were like putting it through like the airwaves yeah so like late at night if you wanted to like tune in it wasn't like broadcast in your face but if you want to go to a channel and watch porn it used to never be accessible and now it was but why did they do that so they could see women without mustaches and they thought that that would end the war they thought if they saw a woman without a full mustache and beard and also a

unibrow that they would go no this is right americans why did they do that i mean like the theory is that it was able to like sedate the men and that like they weren't as eager to be out there you know killing and shit when they're able to you know did it work ah so if you just keep them at home whacking off they'll not go outside and do project pink did it work yeah i don't know exactly i mean we're still in iraq dude we need to start dropping women over there yeah what's the point but yeah it is it is just interesting to see and then to make that connection with with uh was it domestic terrorism like who are the people you see at least marketed as doing this domestic terrorism? He was not getting pussy, right?

Or white dudes, white dudes, right? Like obviously domestic terrorism. There's like an interesting spin because like you don't, we don't call any like a gang activity, domestic terrorism, right?

There's like tons of like shootings happening. I'm not saying this is just in Chicago. I'm like the fucking Italian mafia can go shoot somebody up and nobody's like, Oh, it's domestic terrorism. Like the Russian mob can go hang some people off a fucking building. Nobody's like,

it's domestic terrorism. I guess because you assume they're not killing civilians or killing people from other mobs or gangs or whatever. So you were like, oh, that's just warfare

between those two parties. Gotcha. Domestic terrorism is a bunch of motherfuckers who have nothing to do with anything. You kill people that you have absolutely no relation to whatsoever.

Yes. It's so weird that we have to chalk this up and one seems... We've had a lot of murders. No, you know what it is? one is more terrifying the the traditional domestic it's more terrifying because like oh it can happen to me that's terror that's i'm living in terror if i'm in a gang i signed up for this if i'm a great mob family this is what i signed up for just to clarify that's a fucking great distinction you guys are 100 right on that because i can avoid

the irish mob i can avoid the ital mob. I can avoid the Italian mob. I can avoid the Russian mob, hopefully. I don't have to borrow money for them or I don't have to do gambling debts with them. But just going to a nightclub and then getting shot up? Yeah. That's hard to avoid. Yeah. Interesting.

Imagine going to a massage parlor. That's the last place you think is going to get shot. Yeah, bro. He said the funniest. I made him do it on stage but he was like can you imagine if like you were like your husband was like an innocent bystander there and you're like so shocked about it and then you're like wait where was he he was doing what yo there's some people that gotta lie about where they were that and they were in the thick of it. That's crazy.

Nah, some dudes were getting beat off that day. And the cops got to question them. They're like, I'd rather not. Or the wife is mourning her husband. I can't believe it. And they're like, this motherfucker, what? Oh, you're talking about the husband actually died. The family, yeah, your dad.

Imagine that's your dad. Oh, my dad, oh my God. I had to run in. I heard him. I was going to save him. I was going to save the day. I tried to stop it. Oh, your dad. Imagine that's your dad. Oh, my dad. Oh, my God. I had to run in. I heard him. I was going to save him. I was going to save the day. I tried to stop it. Oh, my Lord.

Yeah. You got to act. I was trying to jump in front of a bullet. Yeah. You got to build a whole hero story to cover the fact that you were getting beat off. Yeah, it's your only hope. Wow. Yeah.

But actually, I was talking to Ben about this, about how incel. About how he related. Oh, sorry. Sexlessness makes you so pissed and angry and stuff. But if that's true, you would expect it would be the people in the culture that are most commonly sexless, that are not getting any sex, that would be the most angry. You know what I mean?

So statistically, it's like... Yeah, that's what we're saying. They're shooting up... But it's like Asian dudes that are rejected by women at a high rate because they're not seen as sexually desirable. Maybe they don't have the expectation. Sometimes Indian dudes are low on the poll. But there's never Indian terrorism.

But I would say that that's a function of the community that you're within. So if you're a white dude and you see all your friends out here getting pussy, you go on Instagram, you see these white dudes doing this cool shit getting pussy and the expectation is you should be getting all this pussy

and you're not getting anything, then that resentment comes, right right but if in your community like akash i don't know if you felt like an outlier within your community or you were like no this is kind of like down with the values we're supposed to uphold yeah a lot of my most of my friends were fucking in like college but it wasn't like crazy that i wasn't right yeah because so it's like you're not that abnormal to my white friends i was a fucking mutant to my black friends i was like actually the southern christian ones got it but outside of that they were like what the fuck is this thing that's funny that they low-key looked up to it a little bit they're like no that's what i'm supposed to be doing yeah yeah but even the

white ones are just like i'm christian but you're gay yeah you're the one going to hell buddy i know i know god said that he said a lot of shit yeah but i don't know like so i guess you need the community to make you feel comfortable with that decision yeah but if it's not a decision like like if you're just trying to like fuck white chicks and they're like nah i don't want that yeah like i would expect them to be the most angry like yeah you would expect it if they if they're judging themselves completely outside of the asian community right you know what i mean and i think that i'm trying to wrap my like form this fully but like the women you're trying to have sex with are they openly trying like down to have sex or not like indian girls asian girls you don't know culturally to

be down to fuck and like be out there whatever right but white girls if you're a white dude who wants to fuck white girls you're looking at the white girls and they're not like usually super conservative and pretending they don't fuck anybody so you're like yo you're having sex with all these people but not me indian guys not looking at indian girls like you're having sex with all these dudes and not me no but why aren't indian dudes trying to fuck white girls and then going they are why aren't they don't want to fuck me i think there might be a societal like you just that's what we perceive is happening throughout society so i'm not the freak yeah they're just not having

sex with indian dudes it's not me that's the freak indian dudes are just undesirable and that sucks and i could be frustrated about that but it's not about me yeah you have a cover that's my that's what i'm thinking right now kill themselves in norway like you know like it's the happiest country in the world, so why they have the high suicide rate? And then people are saying, well, imagine everybody was happy around you and you're depressed. Yeah.

That's funny. It's got to be horrible. But if everybody's depressed around you and you're depressed, you're like, oh, this is normal. Yeah. Right. Whereas if you're a white dude

who keeps on getting rejected, you're like, she's banging other white dudes. She's banging other tall guys. I'm supposed to be desirable. Every white dude's out here getting pussy or pussy except me right right you feel like just such a loser yeah that actually makes sense yeah so i think it has to do a lot with the community but yeah ben was i was asking him about the asian hate thing he said something interesting he was like um he goes uh asians don't he's half asian he's half Japanese and half white, half normal.

And he said that. No, no. He said, he's like, here's the thing with us is like, we don't get seen as fully American. And I'm sure you probably experienced this too. Yeah. And like, like he, his relatives, like his grandfather and grandmother were in the internment case. Yeah.

You know, so like this is like from his lineage. And his dad was born in america but three generations were born yeah in america right so his grandpa his great-grandpa born in america so this motherfucker's american he's more american than me a hundred percent you're not any right like you weren't born here welcome so uh so so he was saying we don't get looked at as american we still get looked at as other and then he said that a lot of this uh he goes ask yourself he goes does anybody hate asians and i go dude i don't know anybody that hates asians right he goes he goes i don't he goes i don't think people hate asians i just think people actually don't think about us because we don't operate on like the extremes of society like

there's no asian denzel washington there's no asian you know i'm trying to think of like a huge you know ceo or something that we'd be familiar with yeah some famous musician or whatever yo-yo ma is the most famous asian musicians i don't even know if he plays an instrument you know asian elon musk no asian michael jordan right exactly he's like he's like Yo-Yo Ma is the most famous Asian musician. I don't even know if he plays an instrument. No Asian Elon Musk. No Asian Michael Jordan. Right, exactly. He's like, if you think of the most famous Asian person that you know, go. Who do you think it is?

Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, something like that. Yeah, that's what everyone says. Maybe Jeremy Lin, Andrew Yang or something like that. And even that is kind of rare, right? So what Asians have done is uh he said something interesting so it's easy kind of to hate them or see them as other as a reflection of like nationalism almost in a way like it's easy to go oh you guys are responsible for the coronavirus or whatever that is because even though they're american they're not seen as american right by americans like weirdly when it comes to like the racial component is nobody's

comparing who's gotten it worse obviously black people have gotten worse here than anybody but american akash made this point to me a long time ago he goes america is kind of black and white like black people are american and white people are american and then everybody else is kind of you just got to like pick a side like people tell me i don't you act black you act white okay how do i act indian in america yeah what do i do yeah they have no reference i swear the only thing i knew to do part of why i was pre-med it was like i think it's what i'm supposed to do part of it al you're shaking your head just i would just give a little pushback it's like it's black and white but then there is a portion of white that say think it's just white oh it's supposed to just be that's the

thing it's supposed to just be white let me let me clarify that um there is a black american way to be and there is a white american way to be identity wise there's a black identity in america whether you want to choose it or not white identity in america whether you want to choose it and most of us are a kind of combination of both like you and i are both influenced by like white and black culture right and you're skewed more black and i skew more white but we both have these influences from these other cultures right you and i are not influences by asians or indians at all or at least you don't think you are at least yeah at least we don't think we are like in no maybe maybe i am and and maybe Akash has rubbed off on me in ways,

but if you and I were talking and we did some random Indian shit, we'd be like, bro, why did you just do that? That's a good point. Indians, I think, and Asians are going to be influenced by the white and black cultural impulses that they're going to have. Because, yeah, we don't have an identity here. And you're newer, dude. It'll take time, and it'll happen happen but right now yeah there is no identity there's no and

furthermore to uyeda's point is asians haven't assumed the positions of influence that black and white people have yeah so white people let's say go towards like business and politics which does influence culture uh black people go towards entertainment right which influences culture you could argue even more so these things are permeating american culture globally whereas asians and you can include indians in this as well we're like we're gonna go for law we're gonna be lawyers doctors dentists we're gonna be successful we're gonna sacrifice the crazy dreams the rolling the dice risking all being a fucking basketball player, musician or something like that, or comedian, right? For something that is secure and safe.

I think for our parents, the crazy dream happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Their basketball career, their NBA, NFL, they made it to America. But that was a crazy dream. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, just play it safe. And then to your point, to add on to it, then you don't get, if you're not in those things, it's easy to be like, oh, they're not American

because I don't see Asians at all until recently, like in movies, in basketball. Black people, you hate Michael Jordan. He said something. Enjoy that. He goes, in a way, we made a deal with the devil. And I go, what are you talking about? He goes, no, I'm not upset about this.

This is great. Like, we make more money than white people right right like we have a higher uh like per house income than white families we're killing it here but that comes at the cost of feeling part of the fabric of society he goes i think that's why a lot of asians end up being police police officers i go what do you mean he goes they just kind of want to feel like they're part of this thing. And I think that's probably why you see a lot of black people join the military. Maybe why a lot of Asians join the military as well. I think there's other reasons as well.

But like when you fight for the country, you can't take away the Americanness. Right. You know what I mean? You see a lot of Latinos join the military as well. Yeah. Maybe that's part of like, hey, I'm in on this shit. You're not going to tell me I'm not american when i got this fucking outfit on yeah you know and it was just a really cool observation like they got all this success in america

without integrating into like the cultural influence and fabric of it yeah and because of that they're kind of invisible they're invisible yeah and because they're invisible it seems as if it's easier to for lack of a better word hate Asians it's just a little bit easier to they feel more foreign they feel foreign we talked about it a little and this is why he pointed out

Asian female fetishization it's way easier to fetishize Asian women no apparently according to him it's apparently according to a while actually it was like shrimp took a second you know he was saying that tinder released like data and they said that asian women were swiped on the most like above white women above anything and so he was like asian women white men yeah and so he said the reason is like they uh like it there's like that invisibility and like he called it kind of like dehumanization yeah but like it's

not in a hateful way it's just like oh it's difficult to necessarily associate because i don't see you represented anywhere yeah but therefore i can see you as doll-like and like uh sexual in that way remove you from your humanity yeah he said and there's something he's like listen we went for the bag right and he goes and we have this conversation there's like so many outside influences in terms of what you can or can't do and what you're supposed to do and like cultural influences but like he basically was like we tried to secure the bag and now we got to try to secure some sort of cultural influence and he goes and black people secured cultural influence now they got to go secure the back. Right.

And it's like they're opposite sides of the spectrum. Now, this is so complicated. To chalk it up to black people going, we're going to take over entertainment. It was more like, oh, they won't let us do anything? Yeah. There's laws against us? Exactly. He recognized that.

He's not saying that. But in a way, these outside sources that push people and push these two groups of people in different directions, they've kind of, now you guys kind of have to flip yeah in a weird way yeah you know but anyway yeah just just about the oh yeah that's what it is i think the listen there's many groups that can be upset about the shooting at the massage parlor asians obviously feeling targeted their lives right now I think black people got to be pissed off about this because for years people have been telling black people yo uh it's your culture this bad why don't you just go be successful go to school you know get get good jobs don't commit crime why don't you not commit crime why don't you not commit crime why don't you don't do all these bad things you're doing all these bad things and that's why

you keep ending up in jail that's why you're getting shot for no reason because you're doing all these bad things and then you look at these asians in the salon that start their own business they go to school they do all the things that consider these like crazy alt-right conservative motherfuckers say black people should do and they get shot up for no reason yeah so the point is motherfuckers get shot up for no reason it's not because your education rates are lower what it is is that when you get looked at in a dehumanized way it's easier to fucking shoot somebody yeah one thing i was seeing there there was like two groups of, let's just say minorities that were for protect Asians.

Like let's stop the hate against Asians. And then the other group is like, well, what about us? We get, you know, we have more violence acts happening to us. So it's like,

it was like one group is like, yo, we should stand for everybody. And the other group is like, like nah we're a bigger victim so like why are we paying attention to them when we're still the biggest victim yeah and like i saw that but i like the pushback of the people who were just like no no we got to stand with it is interesting go go go no just like seeing like certain black people's response to yeah like the parlor thing because there's certain black people like

probably the majority that i've seen on like twitter and stuff being like stop asian hate the whole hashtag whatever but then there is a subset that like you were saying like that aren't on with it because of either like feeling like the bigger victim or something other like complex reason i don't know but it is interesting seeing how that shifts and especially for white people to see that and be like because i think oftentimes white people will group like racial groups into just their like monolithic paradigm of like this is what they are like black people aren't racist they can't be racist asian people can't be racist blah blah and then they see black people being like prejudiced towards asian people yeah on twitter and being like oh well you came to new york and ruined it blah blah and it's interesting

for white people being like oh wait this is not all one cohesive group that all believes the same thing and if for them i don't know it's interesting to see the shift yeah it's tricky man it is also tricky just because of like the relationship between black people and asians and it hasn't been a very friendly one throughout like the american experiment at least growing up for me like i saw a lot of racism towards my black friends from the asian community right and i'm not talking about the asians i went to school with but i'm talking about like we were in chinatown we're going into like the asian bodegas or whatever like that it was always a little bit you know be followed around a shit we would steal from them for right reasons you know but you got treated fine yeah that. That's where it's fucked up.

But yeah, but so it is a weird thing where like, I don't know, I guess as black people, you guys got to make a decision. Like, do you put that aside and ride for them and then hope that they also ride for you in the future? Because there's no doubt like Asians outside of America,ica asians are fucking racist as fuck right like you just don't even like asians yeah like that's next level racist yeah you know what i mean like they don't even like each other yeah they definitely not gonna like black dudes right like so it is it's hard to ride for someone that you feel like has been prejudiced towards you yeah but at the same time you want to ride against prejudice

yeah yeah and you just hope if i'm going to help you out you're going to help me out again when this happens again because it will soon right so hopefully you remember this and that's just i think the way to do it it's just interesting because it's kind of like the injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere thing but then that group of people who's like yo no we need to help asians yeah there's a subset of those people that will start trying to help so many people that you're like all right this you're doing a lot right now yeah it's inclusive thing you're doing a lot so there's like a gray area where it's like yo this is inhumane this is tragic we got to do something about this this is like something we speak on yeah and then i don't know it just feels like there's a middle ground for both parts how many

asians you think are getting beat up just for being dicks? Like having nothing to do like now you got a zero You don't think there's a single Asian like that just gets in a bar fight? Nope. Remember like back in the day when there was a lot of like gay hate crimes and like

if a gay dude did anything to you you couldn't even beat him up because it was going to get looked at as a hate crime. But that motherfucker might have deserved to get beat up for nothing to do with the fact that he sucks dicks. Like, he's just an asshole. He got to get beat up for that. But he had a massage parlor. They're doing a public service.

No, no, bro. I'm not talking about that. They're doing a public service. These are heroes. What's that? The first Asian-led Marvel film is going to come out. Shang-Chi, the Chinese actor Simu Liu. That might be a little bridge builder.

Connect through the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It can't be too Asian, bro. It can't be too Asian. This is the trickiest part, right? Everybody want to maintain their culture, and they want to be American at the same time. And it's like, if you want to be seen as American, you can't lean into your foreignness. Right. Yeah.

Because. Yeah. Wait for it. Wait for the explanation. Wait for the explanation. There's nothing wrong with you being seen as foreign. Like think about all these Italian motherfuckers. I'm so Italian.

I'm this and I'm. All right. Well, then now you're Italian and I'm going to describe you as Italian. And when we talk about you, you're Italian.'re not american you're italian right so when you lean into your motherland culture you are going to be seen by like that i gotta push back black panther brought everybody together that was like one of their highest grossing films also define it wasn't just black black people but black people also define what's cool and when black people were going to see it over and over and over again the rest of us were like there must be something to it also keep in mind like the references the vocabulary and shit like that

they were using african accents but they're using like it's lit but that's dance moves but that's what i'm saying that's how you integrate african culture with american culture and if the asian movie does that same thing and if it's a good movie. But there's no Asian American cultural touchstones. You're right. You just gotta slip it in. But, okay, so what he's saying is, what are you slipping in? What's the Asian American culture you're slipping in? It's lit. Nope.

Break dancing. Yeah, but if you do it better, then we're gonna respect you. And I was like, oh, you're my boy now. This is a thing that I actually talked to Ben about that i was like i get frustrated when movies like they create like the diversity movie yeah and then it's like i feel like i can't connect because you and he put it this way he said you can't lead with the detail which i actually thought was a cool way to put it like when you meet someone or at least for me if i meet someone that's like yo i'm pro black

i'm the black guy i'm all black lives matter everything black pro africa whatever i meet them and i feel like there's a little bit of like a wall and i'm like oh you might not like me because i'm white i'm so clearly not black and the thing that's most important to you is your blackness so i feel like there might be a disconnect whereas this guy might love motorcycles he might love comedy and like there might be other points and there's a kind of united or he's just an american dude that likes american culture i'm like oh yeah we can connect on that and i don't want anyone to try to whitewash their cultural identity. I don't want a black guy to try to be more white to fit me. But if you lead to me with the facet of your identity that is alien to me,

then I'm not going to be able to connect with it. With that part. With that specific part. And maybe not be able to connect with you, even though we have so many other things in common. Because that's what you led with. That's how you defined yourself. I'm the Akash, and Akash is indian and he never hides his indianness yeah

but because we connected through comedy and like bullshit about sports whatever like you connect as friends and he's able to maintain his indianness and i'm able to learn about that through that way but if he came forward and was like yo i am indian and like this is what is the most important thing to me i'd be like oh maybe we can't connect and so like whenever there's these movies like the tuskegee airmen movie i'm like oh this is going to be like a very pro black thing like i don't necessarily have like a huge cultural interest in seeing this crazy rich asians i was like this is gonna be some asian movie it's not a good movie i had less interest in that but now if they branded it as like oh here's an interesting i just want to see what a fancy fortune cookie look like bro like if

you're a if you are a billionaire. If you're a billionaire family, if you're a billionaire family, bro. That's fortunate. That is fortunate. There's literal fortune in the cookie, dog. Have a fortune. What message is going to be in that shit when you are rich?

What's higher than General Tso's chicken? What level are you eating? What message is you on foot in the billionaire? A lot of tickets on the bag it's just haha yeah why would you need it you won already yeah exactly yeah but but i hear what you're saying i think that that's true and the the thing that people might conflate is are you saying that we have to you know hide our identity in order to fit in. And it's like, you're not saying hide it,

but if you're leading with identity, then it's going to be harder for people to attach. But I think you should be able to lead with whatever you want. You just have to have expectations with the outcome. Yeah, exactly. Like that Christopher Nolan movie, Tenet or whatever. Yeah. There's a black lead and he's black.

Bro, soul. Yeah, even soul. Yeah. Even though that is like a very like pro black movie i didn't watch it and be like oh this is it yeah i mean i don't know i took it that way the mom owns a laundromat if anything that's malcolm and marie which i didn't love as much as you did but it was it was very pro black but it didn't it wasn't about that it was about this couple fighting and then yeah they didn't lead with the detail necessarily they just fucking and so when it's branded around that one

thing like i think that it can't be a surprising expectation that people won't connect with it especially if you're talking about this white you know who does a good job of that shit bro what is that motherfucker's name the sketch guy key and peel or yeah jordan peel even though like i didn't see the first one get out what was the second one down or some shit us upside down i thought it was here my pics are yeah but uh like i i'm watching a horror movie that has a black family in it so they're gonna deal with black family shit it's about black life like i don't think i whitewashed it i don't know but it didn't feel like a like this is a black movie only for black jokes to be understood and whatever so it's like he just had the

characters lives inform the movie without feeling as if the movie was uh for black audiences only like a tyler perry film might be you see what i'm saying yeah and like absolutely i think that i yo create whatever the fuck you want to create yeah like i'm not telling anybody what they should create like if you want to lead with your identity and fucking lead with your identity i lead with my identity my identity just isn't wrapped around my my race right but like i lead with kind of the things that are most valuable to me and for for some people that might be your Indian is, or your race is sometimes they have to do that. And then sometimes you have to,

because you could see it on their fucking face. Right? So if you're paralyzed, dude, you're probably going to talk about that in your comedy act in the beginning. Right. Um, that being said,

if the goal is to be seen as not other, leading as other, is not going to get you to that goal as fast. Yeah, maybe. What are you saying, Al? I just disagree because if the lead is other, but then that lead is doing regular, or not regular, but like Americanized things, then you help people see like, oh.

I think we're saying the same thing. Yeah, but I think that movie is going to do that. It's not going to be like he's an Asian superhero and he's only like caring for Asian people. Like, does the movie take place in China? We're not assuming. I don't know what that movie is. We're not assuming.

That's what his point was. If it doesn't lead with the details, it will do well. I think that movie is going to help. Yeah what his point was. If it doesn't lead with the details, it will do well. I think that movie is going to help. Yeah, and he's saying if it doesn't lead with the details, it will. I don't know what the movie is. It will do well. No, I mean, he is a kung fu master. It's going to be heavily Asian cast.

Literally, that's the character. Don't you got another call outside? No, but it's back to Mark's point of the difference of casting Washington, Mr. Washington for Tenet. I forgot his first name. Denzel. No, it's his son. John David. Oh, yeah.

John David. John David Washington. Fucking racist. Versus Soul, which was created by black people. So it's a two different thing here. I think that this is going to serve and be something that Asians can be proud of, but it's going to also give everyone else a peek in. And then eventually, because it's so great, they're going to be like, merge the world.

Soul was a hippie movie that happened to be starring a black lead to me. It was a hippie movie first. And whereas a Tyler Perry's movie, this is a black movie that you might really enjoy this type of humor, but we know who this is made for, what this audience is.

There are Christian movies that are made for what this audience is there are christian movies that are made for christian audiences you could go enjoy it but they're leading with what that movie's about i think you and i are kind of saying the same thing where it's just like you can have whatever person is in that lead role as long as the rest of the things that they're doing happen to be relatable i think that's what mark is i think we're all on the same page like iron man with an asian dude yeah iron man can be fucking asian and the asian just can't inform the movie yeah and he don't leave it out that that gets weird don't whitewash but then he doesn't eat jarvis he could just figure all the shit out himself yeah that's a good point exactly

that'd be fire if jarvis is talking like brad brad you're on lunch break don't even worry about it yeah i don't like the forced diversity i just want it to be like natural authentic the way it is in real life here's the thing though sometimes when you just want to place a person of color in a role that is not about their identity it appears as forced diverse because we're so accustomed to seeing people of color playing these caricatures of themselves in tv and film so when we see the asian person like in the walking dead that asian dude and he's not all fucking asian about it we're like yo what is this why everything got to be asian you know what i mean like you got to be so famous

before like denzel washington is so famous and will smith is so famous we don't even go oh that's diversity yeah like that's how famous denzel and will smith are think about that it takes a lot as a black dude you got to be super famous to not be making black michael jordan michael b jordan is uh in creed and i just called it black rocky yeah right because he's not famous enough for it to be seen as a non-diversity play yeah right will smith denzel there's a few people that are so famous black people have that let's say they're so good they're so famous black people have that white people have that i think there's very few asian people that have it there aren't and pretty much no indian people that have it like down the list you know what i mean yeah that's why i think when people say america's

black and white that's kind of what they're talking about yeah who's that and especially if you want to be the asian this is something that ben brought up if you want to be the asian lead you have to be so fucking good compared to a white guy that it's not even close. There's no John Krasinski of Asian. There's an economic play there, a part where it's just like, to be a lead, you also have to sell tickets. Headlining a comedy club. But also in terms of attractiveness, that kind of thing. Yeah, but Jackie Chan wasn't really attractive.

He wasn't a good actor at all. He was a badass. Was he a bad actor? No, he was a badass. Was he a bad actor? No, he was a badass. But he was also... He was a good fighter. But he fucking sold tickets. Yeah, he sold tickets.

That's the thing when it comes down to it. So it's like, I don't know. We'll see what happens. But shouts to Asians, bro. You know what I mean? If what we get out of this is they stop being good at school and start focusing on sports and entertainment and politics... Yeah.

Let's go. God bless. You're wearing the Chinese flag on your shirt right now. Is that what this is they stop being good at school and start focusing on sports and entertainment and politics yeah let's go god bless yeah you're wearing the chinese flag on your shirt right now is that what this is yeah that's your ccp shirt i gotta take that shit off it's still fuck china forever i'm being honest bro it's crazy it is not chinese people i love chinese fuck the chinese government forever yeah fuck china fuck China. Like, when I say fuck China, I'm talking about the Chinese government. That's what I mean. Got it. You know, Chinese people in China, they probably cool, man, unless they are cool with their government. Let's fuck that.

Why can't the whole world say fuck America for years? And rightfully so. And that's not racist. Taiwan's allowed to say fuck China. I'm rocking with Taiwan. Yeah, exactly. That's what you got to say. I saw a wild article, bro.

Wait, what? I saw a wild article. We're gonna have to make a decision soon whether we fuck with Taiwan or whether we fuck with China. We being America. I thought you meant me. Because, nah.

Because Kissinger went over there a while back when we were trying to get out of Vietnam and we were looking for Chinese support, I guess, to get out of Vietnam. Kissinger is this guy who's been the architect of american policy for fucking years right and foreign policy and uh and uh they basically made a deal and the deal was like yo we're gonna remove taiwan from like the un status and all these other things but we're not gonna remove our like i think we still got a base there and uh but we're not gonna essentially say

that taiwan is part of china and china's big thing is there's one china and that fucking island over there taiwan is part of this shit it's like hong kong is part of this shit right and eventually they're gonna lean on us to make a decision to break an agreement that we made with taiwan which is we got your back if anything happens and they're gonna lean on us to make that fucking decision and if they lean on us and we break that decision to taiwan there's an argument to be said that china is the world power now because we're going back against our treaty because we're afraid of china because we're afraid of them and if we're moving now it

could be a much more advantageous relationship for us to be cozied up with china and on the same page with china we get better deals and all this other stuff but we're going back on our deal for this sovereign nation that i guess let us place a check to see if we still got a american air force there and that's like when china's like keep shooting missiles in the sea and shit like that like close by is does it have to do with anything i don't think that the missile thing has to do with china uh with with taiwan that's just like uh taiwan was the last holdout of this um i guess i don't know like uh there was some beef back in the day what's the guy's name i remember uh one of these basically there was some beef in china and they left and they fled and they fled to this island and that was like the last stronghold of these people that didn't want to maybe be part of mao or what was mao's

people i forget exactly what i'm no fucking historian on china because fuck them but uh just government just the government they still have a base in taiwan they still have a base in taiwan yeah so so america basically was like yeah we're going to hold you down, blah, blah, blah. We're not going to let anybody fuck with you. And now China's so big that America might be like, yeah, sometimes people got to fuck with you. China basically said to America, yo, we got these concentration camps with these Chinese Muslims. You good? And America was like, yeah, I mean, that's your culture.

You know what I mean? That's what it is, bro. Stop Asian hate, you know? Yeah, field talk. Stop Asian hate in America. Not China. Let them hate all the Asians you want. Let them oppress the Hong Kong people.

Let them oppress the people of Taiwan. Let them oppress the Muslims. Throw them in concentration camps. We don't give a flying fuck about that. And the second anything happens here, and all of a sudden you've got NBA players all of a sudden caring about Asians. Oh, yeah.

We care about our Asians. Yeah. Not any Asians over there. It's a little gross, actually. Isn't it? Isn't it? Did you see when uh if lebron tweets stop asian hate i will fucking go crazy if lebron tweets stop asian hate yeah unbelievable then you gotta tell him to shut up and dribble if he if he tweets stop asian hate then you could tell lebron shut up and dribble yeah because we know what you're really about because china said that shit and you did china said shut up and dribble and you were like yeah you got that you're right yeah what were you about to say now did you see when one of

biden's uh like cabinet people accidentally called taiwan a country like he sent out like an official like press email or something and recognized Taiwan as, like, a nation. Because apparently the U.S., despite having a relationship, doesn't recognize that as a country. And that's the agreement

with China. Right. We're going to protect you. We're not going to let anybody in, but we're not going to give you a seat at the U.N. table and we're not going to really call you a country.

Yeah, exactly. So he accidentally did it. I think he was, like, it might have been, like, the foreign press secretary or something. Okay. He accidentally put out a statement being, taiwan the country blah blah and then they had to rescind it and be like oh it was a formatting issue type of pussy pussy like all

because they make shirts bro why are we so afraid of china bro i don't know you can take everything to india you're good wear the same shit you got for one year. Wear the same clothes you got for one year. I've been doing that. I've been on that. I'm pro-America on this bitch, yo. I'm pro-India, too. I love India, bro. Let's fucking go, dude.

Let's fucking go, man. That was all about it. They're wiling a little bit, but not like China. Seriously. I almost said, you know what? I'm not eating Chinese food no more. And I was like, I see where this Asian hate starts. Keep eating Chinese food no more. And I was like, I see where this Asian hate starts. Keep eating Chinese food.

I'm going to Mr. Chow this weekend. We fuck with our American Chinese people, man. Our Chinese Americans, we love you. But Chinese government, go fuck off, bro. And I'm being complete Hippocrates. Why is it Hippocrates? Because they're just doing what America does. Oh, yeah.

But this is what team I'm on. So we the bad guys in the world, yeah you know what i mean yeah you're invested i'm invested i'm a shareholder of america you are a shareholder of america that's facts yo you are the investor in this that's right bro look at this skin i'm in here from the jump yeah you know the know the Walking Dead dude, Steven Yeun? Yeah, yeah. He is the first male actor nominated for an Academy Award for this movie.

For Asian American male? Asian American male. Minari. So go shout out to Steve Yeun from Walking Dead. Really? Is he a sex symbol? Poor guy.

You know what I mean? That motherfucker from Crazy Rich Asians? Oh, he fine. That kid kind of handsome. Oh, yeah. That guy kind of handsome. poor guy you know what i mean that motherfucker from crazy rich asians that kid kind of handsome oh yeah that guy man got it handsome you know he got the juice he does got the low-key those k-pop kids might be the first like true asian sex symbol oh bts yeah they might be the first true asian sex symbol you think girls want to fuck them i thought they were i don't know but i see them on tiktok they're they're men yeah men dogs i guess but like they look so effeminate yeah bro now you're talking to henry golding from crazy rich

asians and henry golding he's in bad boys three as well yeah that's a good looking dude that's a handsome ass asian dude right there yeah super peace right there super peace super peace dude super peace he bring an agent to my girl bro that's a problem i gotta i gotta create a little distance dude six feet bro because of what y'all asians we love y'all man we love y'all yeah you want to run us through some uh yeah how about this we take a little piss us through some feelings? Can we do a bathroom first? Yeah, how about this? We take a little piss, run through some feelings, no facts. Love it. All right, and we're back for some feelings, no facts.

Talk to us. What do we got? All right, we got a bunch. We're going to rifle through. Ready? Let's go. Khabib officially retires. Knew it.

He already did that. Boom. Dana White just acknowledged it officially. Yeah. He gave up. He gave him the Taiwan treatment. Yeah. Like, yeah, we'll acknowledge your retirement. You know how undefeated you got to be to beat Dana White? Like, official. Yeah. He gave up. He gave him the Taiwan treatment. Like, yeah, we'll acknowledge your retirement.

You know how undefeated you got to be to beat Dana White? Like, he gives up. He's like, yo, I tap out. I submit. You got it. Yeah, yeah. Dana didn't accept the breakup, man. Yeah.

That's what it was. Because he knew. Yeah. This guy's the best. Nah, but, like, dedicated-ass dudes, like, if you're religious and you say you're not going to do some shit, you're just not going to do it. Like anybody else that retires that's not religious, I go, eh, you don't have the discipline. Money's going to make you come back.

The fame is going to make you come back. That motherfucker wants to go to heaven. That's it. Yeah. So all this money and shit is cute. I think he still lives in Dagestan. Yeah. Like that's crazy.

What is he going to do? Bro, that's Bitcoin. What is that? He took Bitcoin. He took UFC money to Dagestan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah like that's crazy what is he gonna do bro that's bitcoin he was that took bitcoin he took ufc money to daguestan yeah yeah yeah he's gonna be the richest guy in daguestan yeah yeah no i think he's retired i think it's good i think you gotta open up the game sometimes when people are too dominant shit gets boring yeah you know by the way i saw a ufc slash box this weekend

i saw ufc for the first time live. I've never been in person watching it. And granted, we were up close, so maybe that changes things if you're far away. Because it was inside this conference center in a hotel, so everybody was intimately there. It was by far the most exciting thing I've ever seen live. Really?

And it's not even close these are amateur guys right and no sorry not excuse me not amateurs these are like professional but this is lower tier professional right this is not ufc how far would they be from us no clue no disrespect to any of these guys but it seemed like they were at least in age much younger like this is on a come up type thing and this was the most fucking exciting thing i've ever seen live the most exciting live event i've ever seen unbelievable levels of excitement really someone gets choked out you're seeing them get to i would think the ground and pound stuff was going to be boring live yeah it's not because you see them actually

jockeying for position and how much effort goes into just holding someone down right how much effort goes into holding somebody's wrists and shit getting back up it after watching it live there's no question why it surpassed boxing is the most uh entertaining and i guess most lucrative fight sport not for the fan not for the athletes uh but for the promoters but i mean it was just like unbelievable i could watch people whose names I did not know. I didn't know a single person on the card and I was so thoroughly entertained. I literally said,

I want to stay for one. Yeah. We stayed for the rest of them. Wow. I wanted to say for one, we stayed for the rest of the fights because we were there to watch a boxer. The guy that trains me,

Donato had a boxer fight that night. We literally got there as he was receiving his trophy for winning the fight. I felt horrible, but I felt bad. Did you felt horrible but i felt bad did you make him late huh did you make him late did i make him late were you not do you go with donato are you not training right he was training him he was already there that'd be hilarious but uh but yeah and then we stayed for the ufc fight i'm telling you next time there's one of these local fights we should all all go. I'm in. It's so much fun. I'm in. And to have that level of fun without that level of,

I don't want to say this is a disrespectful thing, but like talent, like who knows, these guys could go on to be the most talented ever, but at that level, at that tier,

like watching AAA baseball probably isn't that fun. Right. Maybe it is. I don't know. I've never done it, but like watching G League basketball, not that fun. You got to care I don't know. I've never done it. But watching G League basketball, not that fun.

You've got to care about basketball. You've got to really care. Even watching the NCAA shit, you've got to care about the team. Some of the games get exciting and that kind of stuff, but I'm not a big college basketball fan. But watching guys you don't even know their names and it's still the most fun, it's a bar fight, dude. There's something primal about it.

It just taps into it. Can't look away. What's that? You just can't look away what's that you just can't look away man did you go no i've been a ufc thing that's that's the best it's the best unbelievable because you've also fight in town we're all going well you've been to floyd fights our cops will probably bail yeah yeah i'll be out of town but what do we do with the fight yeah i mean like what is there even to do it just seems a little dangerous yeah we're all sitting around doing nothing but you've been to a floyd fight so that's where i'm like oh you've seen the best of the best yes in boxing

yes and the highest stakes and it can be boring yeah maria and it can be boring it can be boring sometimes the best of the best they neutralize each other's skills and it's not as exciting as seeing lower tier guys who just wailing on each other right dude a bar fight between two guys who don't know how to fight yeah ending up in a knockout. Yeah, Floyd versus Pacquiao is like, oh. It can be whatever. Tactical. When Floyd was coming up and just knocking these guys' fucking heads

off of their shoulders, it was unbelievably entertaining to watch. Yeah. Would you see a bare-knuckle fight? Yeah, that's crazy, though. Yeah. That might be too intense. They do them, though. I know a place, like probably an hour north.

Really? Where they do them. I had a friend that went an hour north. Really? Where they do them. I had a friend that went to one. Yeah, we might need to go to that. Yeah, we might need to go to that. We might need to go. Do you remember that night in college where you threw a, I think we all did. We threw a little boxing match in front of the house.

No headgear, no mouthpiece. Guys off the street could come up, put on some gloves. Fight club. There was on this fight club. Cops were watching across the street, but they were on private property and people were, and friends would go up against each other

until they knocked the shit out of each other. No ring. Just a human ring. It was a human circle. Wow. We were just pushing back in. It was proper fight club. You had gloves though.

Yeah, gloves. Yeah, yeah. No mouthpiece. One in the morning. Just wearing street clothes. But they're drunk. That's their protection. That's smart.

No waivers or nothing. Off the cup was great did you fight no i was the ref attaboy attaboy all right what else we got all right biden falls climbing the steps to air force one yo you know what sucks is that he can't even fall like stairs are tough you know like i fall on stairs once a week probably like all the time i fall on stairs once a week, probably. All the time, I fall on stairs. Yeah. Right? But the fact that it's been ingrained in us that he's getting old and decrepit, and he can't finish sentences, and he can't walk, and he's breaking his foot left and right. Yeah.

Now, anytime he does fall, we're like, oh, see? Can't be president. It's not just ingrained, though. We have seen all these things. He's a fucking corpse. Let's be honest. But it also sucks, because sometimes he might have trip but i fought all the time i saw the video i thought assuming it was just one trip everybody's making a big deal about it but that second and third time was

just painful yeah that's when it was rough and then he tried to like run up the stairs after that's his thing you know that like inauguration he's always running out he's doing these little baby jogs like to show people he's in physical condition remember the inauguration and we're like no that shit was fire at the inauguration because we were like he's dead and then he came out like it was wwe you got the video out you bringing up the video yeah the best part is when he hits the salute at the end the salute is that hard yeah the good salute it was a great salute dude not overcompensating up bro that there's a little part of you though is like you can't make mistakes. You know, like when you're a TV presenter?

All right, here he goes. A fast walk up there. Oh, here we go. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's the rough one. That last one. Yeah, you felt that on the knee.

He rubs it. Yeah, that was great. A definite slowdown. And now let's get to that salute. You know he knows he's about to go, too. He's not going to fall again. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, he knows he's about to go to that. He's not going to fall again. Oh, no.

Oh, poor fucking guy. Jeez. And that's going to be black and blue for six years. Old people fall. That shit never heals. Yeah. So this one sucks. Is it like if he's just your uncle, your grandpa?

He saw a little limp. A little limp. Look. Yeah, yeah. He got a little limp. That's Al when he was doing the tightrope. Oh, yeah. Slam style. If he's just your

uncle your grandpa right and he falls you feel bad and it's adorable but when he's the guy who is the face of the country you can't be fucking up bro that's yeah you know what i'm saying like if you're a host of a show you can't be fucking up the prompter reads your job is to read the fucking prompter. He's not making no decisions. You got a whole group of motherfuckers that make all the real decisions. Your job is to be the face of the country. Also, why are they doing stairs still, though?

Why are they doing stairs? Most advanced plane in the world. Most advanced plane in the world. He's the president of the United States of America. Have an escalator. Escalator. Get the skybridge. We have skybridges.

That's where you get the... The tunnel you walk in through when you get from the airport to the plane you walk through a little tunnel you don't take stairs because they don't use the airport dogs but i'm saying they use a fucking airplane hanger you gotta get something different no they use like get in one of those bases around the world this is ceremonial red carpeting but there should be a cool version like it's not odd brings them up you know that seat you put on that on the stairs the old people ride up how fire would that be bro i need the little elevator like in a concert when the motherfucker just comes out from under

fire with the fire taking over y'all trying to take it over god there's a thousand year old chinese person right now running the stairs in the park okay and our fucking president can't even make it up the stairs come on bro no yeah that's a bad look bitcoin gotta win i think we gotta get him out of here kamala gotta walk up some stairs carry him up there she gotta go full heels she could carry him she could probably carry him now kamala's asian by the way have you seen that they call her asian now boy hey i mean i guess lean it you know yeah anyway i got thoughts what are your thoughts i just think is she just became asian at a very convenient time when she needs boats and then when there's convenient that's what she goes maybe she is very convenient so you think she became asian i just didn't ever hear her talking about it i always

heard her say and she was black and then all of a sudden around election time and then all my dork indian liberal friends are like we have an indian woman president no we don't yeah and now she went from indian to asian yeah it's true but nobody refers indians we don't do that yeah stop asian hate against me no i'm good yeah nobody blaming me for corona he wants a chinese business to come to india i truly do yeah that's a good point all right what else we got um all right what do you want to go to you want to go to the quavo sweetie or this catholic headmaster making the kid neil uh we can talk to quavo and sweetie okay all right so quavo and sweetie broke up at 37 i don't know why i'm even saying that sentence yeah um but i thought there was something funny about this yeah that we should

discuss who cares a fuck about quavo and Sweetie's relationship? But he did repo her car. So he bought her a car, I guess, or was leasing the car and then took it back when they weren't together anymore, which I think is fire. But what is interesting is, do you get the ring back if you get divorced? Nope. ring back if you're uh get divorced nope so that rule is if you give it on a holiday it's considered a gift and you can't get it back same thing is going to happen with the car she will be able to sue him because he that was a christmas present what yep are you serious if you give anything on a holiday it's a gift and it's no longer your problem. But not the payments on it, aren't?

It doesn't matter. The car, that was a gift. All right, well, she got to do the payments. Yeah, so she'll just have to take all the payments, yeah. And I guess he said, I'm not paying for it no more, so the repo people were like, all right. I don't think they gave her an opportunity to take over the payment. Yeah, you got to give her a chance to pay it. Yeah.

So the lesson is if you're going to give your girl a gift, do it not on a holiday. Correct. That's a valuable lesson. Now, what holiday matters? Could it be like some random Jew holiday? Could they be like, yeah, she was fucking Rosh Hashanah. Hanukkah eight days. You got to wait a long time.

She could claim Hanukkah for eight days. National Donut Day. Yeah. Every day is a holiday somewhere. That's true. That's true. Oh, my God. Okay. Can I ask you a question about this Quavo Sweetie thing? donut day yeah every day is a holiday somewhere that's true yeah that's true oh my god okay can i ask you a question about this quavo sweetie thing she broke up with him because he cheated

what do you expect when you date quavo and he gives you a motherfucking bentley yeah i mean like come on yo you're very demanding okay here's a question I got. What if you propose, but then you guys don't make it to the wedding? It seems like I'm asking this about me. I'm not. We had friends in town this weekend, and the guy had proposed to a girl, and then they broke it off before the wedding. But the girl and her family still want to keep the ring. You can pay me for it. Well, here's the thing. So they leveraged the deposits they made on the things for the wedding yeah but the girl and her family still want to keep the ring you can pay

me for it well here's the thing so they leveraged the deposits they made on the things for the wedding yeah to get the ring back oh that's fair so she bought it back from him basically right yeah i guess she's like well you don't have to pay us for like the deposits that we put down on the wedding but it was their job to pay for the wedding anyway oh interesting i just think okay let's remove that from it like if you propose with the ring but you don't get married you get the ring back the ring is not really it's like we're getting married right yeah yeah it's not a here's this thing and then that's done yeah it's a here's this placeholder yeah until we're. If we don't get married, then the ring comes back.

Yeah. As long as you don't do it on a holiday. But the holiday shit, they can prove that it was. But not if you propose. I'm giving you this not because of this holiday. Still a gift. Are you fucking kidding? She can claim that it was a gift.

Are you fucking kidding me? Trust me, I looked that one up. So I got to go Mosonite, bro. Get that Mosonite. Yeah, take it. Keep it. That's a little ring pop that is actually genius if you go mozanite because the resale value the real difference is just resale value yeah don't sell it and you're not supposed to sell it so if you want to propose you should do it with a lab diamond because the value exists on the purchase but not on the resale yeah oh my god that is so much better it's actually built perfect for proposals because it's only valuable while

it's on your finger the second it leaves your finger it has not even close to the level of value. There you go. Oh, shit. Yeah. What a beautifully designed stone. A stone that loses its value as the promise that you guys made to each other is broken. Also loses value. Yes. Your value, y'all's value decreases so does the ring. Fuck diamonds. Yeah. 100%.

Wow. Lab grown, yo. That's the trick. Lab grown. Holy shit. Don't let these girls get you down. And you lied to them. Tell them it's a real diamond oh shit that's that's double paying she goes no i'm keeping it and she goes tries to pawn it off and yeah that's kind of fire

i'm gonna start with my replica car and then work myself up to a nice replica diamond yeah that's a yeah gift everything in replicas because then if they try to sell it they'll be like that's what you get gotcha bitch yeah that's what you get for trying to sell it fuck dude yeah all right um guys this has been another episode of flagrant 2 we love you we appreciate you and we'll be on patreon.com slash flagrant 2 this friday like we are every single friday with a brand new fucking episode of hilarity um we will see you over there i mean it's only the biggest comedy page around the world no big fucking deal but if you guys want to see why that is you might want to come

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