Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Oscars Trainwreck Proves Hollywood is DEAD Plus UFC Champ Kamaru Usman

Episode Date: April 27, 2021

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia, Mark Gagnon & Dov sit down to talk about: - Andrew's new rap song - Scotland vs. India - Prostitution being legal in NYC - UFC 261 - the Oscars failure AND sit down to speak with UCF Champ Kamara Usman

If you're a country and your population is declining, you are a gay country. If a doctor touches your dick because he's doing some sort of exam and you cum, I don't think that's cheating. Kamaru, you are basically royalty in Nigeria right now. Can you ask those Nigerian princes to stop emailing you? What's up everybody and welcome to Flavor 2 Okay, it's your boy Schultz Got Akash Singh, Alex Media Mark Gagnon, the Truffles in the building

Bitches in the Waldorf Oh, do we have the remix of that by the way, Al? Oh yeah We got two remixes from Bitches in the Waldorf You know what I mean? I had people hit me up like Yo, y'all got another banger on your hands, bro. Number one song in the world was Open Her Up.

Still number one in the whole world. Isn't that crazy? Honestly, it's unbelievable, bro. Who would have thought, right? Nobody would have thought except me because I knew it would be. Have we gotten our Grammy noms yet? No, no, we can't get a Grammy

because I lied about what I just said. Okay. We can say we got nominated for a Grammy, though. We can say, yeah. We did get nominated for an Oscar for the video, so congratulations out. That was really cool. We got nominated for an EGOT, too.

Oh, really? Oh, shit. We got nominated for all four of them? Yo, that's fire, bro. It's called an EGOT, guys. If you had sex in high school, you probably wouldn't know. I should know. So open her up banging if we were smart we would have made uh you guys able to repost or whatever on instagram and tiktok

when the first shit came out but now it's available on instagram and tiktok right right right but when the fucking song first came out you couldn't do it yeah well we'll learn for bitches in the waldorf i can't wait to see that video oh dude we got people shooting us verses i want to like Yeah Well we'll learn For Bitches in the Waldorf Bitches in the Waldorf Oh dude We got people Shooting us verses I wanna like read Some of the verses Okay bet

We need some fire verses Because we couldn't rhyme Waldorf what Oh do you have One of them Okay this is Somebody went in And we have

Two versions Where they went in They're nice as fuck With you know Beats or whatever And they started Creating the song This is one version

I don't know Who the fuck made it, but thank you. I think we might have some bitches in the Waldorf. Bitches in the Waldorf. Bitches in the Waldorf. Uh. All right, cut that shit out. Cut that.

It's too much heat. Can't give away too much heat right there. Woo! Way to go. Right? Cool off the mic, bro. Bitches in the Waldorf tricking on a tall horse. What with the tall horse?

You know what I mean? We tricking on these tall horse. Where's Meg Thee Stallion when you need her, bro? We tricking on these tall horse. We got that bitch on all fours. Woo on these tall horses bitch on all force whoa bitches in the waldorf tricking on the tall horse got the bitch on all force uh maybe there's three because one of them kind of might be a little shot what do you mean what was a little shot three ow jesus christ, what was a little shot? Three, ow, Jesus Christ, ow. We're on such a good roll.

Why are you trying to make rap music about violence, dude? Yeah. Bitches in the Waldorf. The lit shit. Bitches in the Waldorf. Uh-huh. Okay, tricking on the tall horse. That's what's happening.

Got the bitch on all fours. All fours, what's happening next? Bruh, that's where you come in. Do one bar,'re the black guy. I don't have no bars yet. Thank you. Son, I take it too violent, man. Be a little less violent.

Be a little less violent. I walked in here listening to DMX and shit. She squirts and we mop up floors. It's okay. I mean, rearrange it. I just felt. If it's Jew, he's like, we have to clean. We got to clean it up.

It's so dirty. What is going on? It was so sincere. Put on a slippery sign. Someone could slip here. Break their neck. It was okay. He said something sexual and immediately went to clean it up afterwards.

He couldn't even enjoy the squirt. As the squirt is coming out, I can see him in his head like with a girl. A girl squirting on her sheets and be like, oh my God, I'll take these in i just try oh i actually have a strategy for that what is that if it's like at a hotel like you request a room ready for the strategy got the bits on all fours get a room with two beds that doesn't rhyme it doesn't't rhyme. No, I meant the strategy for that. Oh, my God. If it happens.

If it happens. Come on. Eat the ass like old dwarves. Old dwarves? Horses of dwarves? Oh, yeah. I saw he was going with that. I thought you said hors d'oeuvres.

You know that would have worked. Yeah, it would have worked better if I pronounced it right. Eat the ass like hors d'oeuvres. Eat the ass like hors d'oeuvres. Oh, Eat the ass like hors d'oeuvres. Oh, eat the ass calling hors d'oeuvres. It's a hors d'oeuvres. Am I Bahamian, bro?

I thought that was pretty good. It was, actually. You got the humor completely off today? Jesus. You just got to swag it out. That's how you sold bitches in the wall. Bitches in the wall, dorks tricking on a tall horse. Bang, bang. Eat the how you sold bitches in the Waldorf. Bitches in the Waldorf. Tricking on a tall horse. Bang, bang. Got the chick on all fours.

Eat the ass like Waldorf's. He said Waldorf. Waldorf. He said Waldorf. You sound like Tekashi. Yo, yo, yo. Don't disrespect, bro. Tekashi, don't disrespect the goat, bro.

He's the goat. Don't disrespect my putting my rap skills on him, but we will have you on this podcast. Tekashi, if you're still doing bar shows in Orlando and you want to stop that, you want to change your life. We're here to change your life. You're still doing bar shows in Orlando and you want to open her. Holler at your boy. Tekashi's going to open for Let's Go.

I like that tour. He tried to stage dive and fell straight to the floor. Did he? No. They didn't catch him? It didn't look like he fell. It looked like he should have looked far. He fell, sir. I fell straight to the floor. Did he? No. They didn't catch him? Nah. It didn't look like he fell. It looked like that shit looked fire.

Nah, he fell, sir. I don't think he fell. I think security rushed in this spot right after. I don't think he fell, bro. I think Alex is hating, bro. Yeah, Alex, why you hating, dog? Alex is hating. I know why you hating, because you ain't got no bitches in the Waldorf, dork.

Tekashi could have finished that verse up fire. Yo, we're going to get Tekashi on that. Bitches in the Waldorf. I don't got nothing. You been saying that shit, though. Yo, put that down. I feel it. that verse of fire yo we're gonna get takashi on that bitches in the wall door bitches in the wall door checking on a tall horse got the chicken all fours what's the last one eat the ass like old door what you make it sound like a giant on game of thrones Why you use Aldor? Who the fuck is Aldor? Hors d'oeuvres. But hors d'oeuvres doesn't rhyme at all. He thinks you're like hors d'oeuvres. It still works.

But that doesn't rhyme. We need Eminem. Bro, it's a slant rhyme, dog. You know what I mean? Whoa, whoa, dude. Stop Asian hate. Jeez, come on, Akash. Come on, man.

Fuck, dude. We just getting over Corona. You going to keep Asian hating? Come on, dude. All right, bro. But Akash is done with these Asians after what's happened in India. I'm saying, save some Asian lives. You know what I mean?

We out of here fucking dying. Ain't no cute hashtag about it. Why can't y'all survive Corona like the rest of the world, though? Bro, we too dirty, man. There's too many people. There's no infrastructure. There's shit everywhere. They're also the most contagious.

They're the most contagious. Akash had Corona for, didn't even have a symptom and got all New York infected, bro. Now imagine a billion Akash. I took offense at first when you said it, but you not wrong when you write. A billion Akash is Corona for, didn't even have a symptom and got all New York infected, bro. Now imagine. I took offense at first when you said it, but you're not wrong when you write. I'm not Akash's brother.

When you write, you're not wrong. So maybe, maybe like Columbus and them were right naming Native Americans Indians because they were just like,

well, if they get sick, this is easy. But y'all were the contagious ones there. Nah, but y'all, you're the Native American of this situation. Wait, wait, we are?

Because I just gave it to you. I'm just, I'm just hanging out. You know what I mean? Trying to help you guys write. Y'all get corona like pussies. Yeah. And I was the least affected by it.

I had tasty smell. You got antibodies. Al got antibodies. Al did have a rough time. But I'm trying to understand, what is the Hindu approach to corona? Like, stop wanting more air? Like, stop desiring it? or is that buddhism yeah it's buddhist but it's also hindu in some way yeah like can you just stop desiring more air

you just got to desire enough air that's the problem they don't have enough air you know so if you're desiring more air you're just like holding your breath like a politician that's all you're doing you know what i mean and that's, that's what archives would tell me they did. Say what they did. Man, listen, I held China accountable. I think India's doing the same shit. What's happening?

I was reading a thing that they had, like the crematoriums, because you know, Hindus cremate bodies. So the crematorium, mad people are coming in, dying, nonstop.

And they never, right, non, nonstop, carb stop. Yeah. And they never write the cause of death as COVID. They have been

instructed to just write sickness so the call the actual number of covid deaths in like certain villages like 800 people are dying and there'll be like 12 that are covid related whoa so this shit is crazy over there and it could spread here and we're just doing some china shit about maybe that's how you know it's a bioweapon because if indians are more affected by COVID. And who do Chinese hate the most? Who is China's biggest threat? India? OBS? Who's better at math? Wait a minute.

Better at math? Chill out, son. I'll slap you in your fucking mouth right now. I'll be honest with you. I don't know if y'all are better at math. You guys can't spell. You guys can't spell better. But math, I think we gotta give them math. You out of your mind. Name one good math thing that came out of India. Zero.

The number zero. That was arrows, bro. You don't invent zero. Bro, we did, though. How do you invent zero? You didn't have it before us. Yes, we did have zero. No, you didn't have a term.

Of course we had zero. No, you'd just be like, no, I don't know what's going on here. Before they invented it, if you had a dollar and you spent it, you still had one dollar, bro. Yeah, you just kept your dollar. You ever ate a banana and then you still have one banana? That's how dumb y'all are. Y'all couldn't even calculate. You're just it, if you had a dollar and you spent it, you still had one dollar, bro. Yeah, you just kept your dollar. You ever ate a banana and then you still have one banana? That's how dumb y'all are. Y'all couldn't even calculate.

You're just like, I don't know what to do. But why would we need a name for it? I got nothing, that's all. We know what nothing is. Most people had nothing their whole life.

It's just living. Hey, I don't know what to tell you, dog. Y'all didn't think of it. That's on you. It's been right there You made a name for nothing. Man, what's the name

for all the stuff we got? You know how much nothing you gotta have before you decide to have a name for that shit? That's what happened. The British left, and we were like, what do we got in our country? Zero. We're going to teach you zero.

You don't walk around bragging around zero. We're like, all right, you earned this. Take this zero. No, I'm just saying, when it comes to numbers, I think you got to give it up to Asians. No chance. I think you got to give it up to Chinese. No chance, Lance. Bro, what?

Can you explain to me the number thing that India did To make you guys own math Say what There's just something about them What do they do Don't they always look like they calculate They look like they're doing math Constantly Every time you see them

They're just like 34, 36 Maybe they're just trying to figure out indian always do get better grades than me i'd be trying so fucking hard i don't know if they're getting better grades but we the doctors i don't know i don't know bro i'm being i'm the only indian you know i'm not a good barometer for indian success yeah i'd be fucking you up because we we live out there in rockaway or whatever. Andrew, you're some Indians. I'm not saying you guys are bad. You guys are very good at math. I'll give you number two.

Can we be honest right now? If you got a cheat on a test, you got Indian to your right, you got Asian to your left. Math class, definitely Asian. That's how dumb black people are. That's how dumb black people are. Science class Indian. I'm going to shut it down right now. Science class, I'm going Indian. I'm going to shut it down right now. Science class, I'm going Indian.

I'm going to shut it down right now. Yeah. Whose women are better at math? Whoa. It's not even a question, son. What are you talking about? Asian chicks. Like, I would copy off an Asian girl just as much as I would copy off an Asian dude.

100% the same, bro. Yeah. Hmm. You're not copying off an Indian girl? No. No. Son, they're nice as fuck at math. At what?

And we just started letting them do that shit. Think how quickly they got good at it. Nah, bro. I don't think they're as nice at math. I don't think Indian girls are as nice at math. Oh, son. I don't think. I wouldn't do it.

I wouldn't copy off of it. I wouldn't. The Asian girl, not even shaving her legs. What kind of grades you get in school? Say what? Probably cheating off the wrong person. A minuses, bro. I had A minuses.

You had A plus? You cheated off the right. Son, I had A minus because I was cheating. Motherfucker. probably cheating off the wrong person you know what i mean i had a minuses i had a plus you cheated off the right son i had a minus because i was cheating you cheat off the indian a plus i don't think so i'm just being honest with you i think that asians are better at math than indians listen i think indians are better at the other subjects science i get it you know i mean indian spelling indian history indian history yeah you guys are way better at that yeah don't give a fuck Indian history. Indian history. Indian history. You guys are way better at that. Yeah. I don't give a fuck about history. White people are the best at history.

Y'all can have that. Yeah, we kind of did it then. I said Indian history. I was specific to Indian. Yeah. We don't even know any kind of history. That shit is trauma. That's what everybody else...

Y'all call it shit history. We call it shit drama. Yo, our history is so dope, we made a class about it. We're like, yo, y'all want to see what it's like to win wars? Open any page india nah anytime anytime a minority is like i'm working through my trauma i'm like what you reading a book about the past what's going on is that what's going on yo i actually brought this up this weekend that you guys have a shared history in uh body by the british no right

no that's not true you're never true because they never actually got freedom. So it's a little different. It's a little different. It's a little... It's a little... It's not one to one. You know what I mean? It's not same to same as you say in India.

That's a great point, bro. You know what I mean? Bro, I was searching my mind for what the N-word would be for India when he just said it. And if there was one, I would have said it in that moment. That's how enraged I was about what he just said to me. I know. But you wouldn't have done anything.

You know what I mean? Very Scottish of you. Oh, shit. I'm about to go full Braveheart on this Corona sacrifice. How are you going to say shit? Y'all can't even breathe. Y'all can't even breathe, bro.

Yo, hey, at least we got our own government lying to us instead of the British. Yeah, but you can't. What is it called? What is it called? Hunger Strike Corona, dog. You can't hunger strike Corona. That's why y'all getting your ass busted. Is Scotland getting their ass busted right now? No.

Yeah, I don't have enough people. Yes, we do. Because the British done killed them all. Fuck you. I hate that you're winning this. And I hate that I don't know enough about Scotland to fight back. I literally know one movie of history about Scotland. That's it.

If it isn't in Braveheart, I don't know shit about it. And I know one Scottish lady came here and got married to an American, and that's why I'm here. Okay? Let's go. They still trying to figure out fucking farming. We're already on to 3D printed food. That's a great point.

Come on. I'm not comparing America and India. Do you have my back here? I got your back. Okay, okay. Yeah. You can't even learn how to 3D print. Shut the fuck up.

I'm German too. Well, maybe that's a bad thing. I'm just going on all the other shit I got. I'm also from Ireland. Fuck! I'd be from some success story. You're going over the top, bro. You're losing argument. You're like, I'm a Nazi.

We had a great run. I'm that competitive? I just need some win. We won a few. Bro, all I'm saying is, Mark, how did we get off of where you're from? No, no, no. Yeah, remember when we were jumping on him? You were French, right? No, I got you with me, bro.

They formed an alliance. No, dude. Divide and conquer. Nah, nah, nah. I'm neutral, bro. I'm Switzerland, dog. I'm neutral in this. Nah, you would be No, I got you. You were with me, bro. They formed an alliance. No, dude. Divide and conquer. Nah, nah, nah. I'm neutral, bro. I'm Switzerland, dog. I'm neutral in this. Nah, you would be neutral, you French fucking...

Yeah, dude. The French are so lame, dude. Yo, you guys are the most lame. And why is that, dude? Nah, I'm not even going to bring it up. I brought it up in the green room, but I'm not going to bring it up. What color do you think Miles thought the green room was? We'll get to that. We'll get to that in a second.

But yeah, everybody knows it's universally known that the French are the most pussy when it comes to any sort of altercation whatsoever. Why? That's a fact. Because y'all stay catching L's, bro. You didn't even fight back Hitler. You're like, don't ruin Paris. The buildings are too pretty.

Yeah, that was a strategic move. What did you say about that? Strategic move of what? Let them through so we could help y'all out? Bail y'all the fuck out? Yeah, because I know the boys were coming. The boys did. The boys did.

The boys. And they're not coming to help you for all this shit you've been talking, bro. You're not getting no vaccines, bro. You know who got no boys leading their wars? The French. That's true. Bunch of fucking females running that shit, bro. Yo, I don't know, because the dudes have super long hair, and the women have super long hair,

so I don't know. It was a dude named Joan? That's even worse. It might have been. It's not Joan of Arc, bro. Joan of Arc. The only French person to win a war was a female, dude. What about Napoleon?

Napoleon wasn't French. Okay. You know that. It was Greek. Nah, he's French. Nah, he's Greek. He fought for the French. That counts. No, it doesn't.

What do you mean he fought for the French? That counts. That's not French. He had to outsource. Now outsourcing not a problem all of a sudden, huh, Florida? That counts. No, it doesn't. He's Greek.

He's as French as you are American, bro. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch your fucking mouth, son. Where was I born, son? Yo. Where was I born, son? Napoleon was born in France. No, he wasn't. He was born in fucking Greece. Watch your fucking mouth, son. Yo! Where was I born, son? Yo! Where was I born, son? Napoleon was born in France. No, he wasn't. He was born in fucking Greece, son.

That seemed harsh. That seemed harsh. Napoleon. No, he wasn't. He was born in Greece. Oh, yeah, he was. Yeah. I don't know where he was born. Dude was born in France. You had me going. I was like, yeah! Mark started Googling. He's like, where did Napoleon go? Get on Google, bitch.

Get on Google. Dude was from Corsica. Dude was from Corsica. You're not alive with conviction. I know. Fuck Google. You got me scared, bro. I was like, fuck.

Corsica. The island to the north of Sardinia. What? Kingdom of France. He wasn't born in France. He wasn't born in France? He was born where? On an island of Corsica, which is kingdom of France.

But what is Corsica now? He was born in Corsica. Corsica is Corsica, but part of France. But is that Greece? Corsica? Are you winking at me again? No, no. Because it really isn't.

No, are you crazy? I think he's Greek. No, it's right above Sardinia. It's Corsica. I googled it. He's motherfucking talking trash. You know what I'm saying? He don't know fucking nothing.

What is Corsica? What are you making up? To the left of Italy, there's an island called... That's Greece. Bro, that's to the right. That's Greece, bro. That's Alexander the Great.

You don't even know who that is. Who's that? You don't know what any of these people are. I saw a movie with... Genghis Khan, son. Stalin, Lenin. New heroes.

Yeah, I'm just saying. You don't know anything about the world. the French body does people they did yeah that counts the Jews or the Moroccan both oh yeah they just abused you why do you stay Morocco they went into Morocco and they're like this is ours now and then y'all just took it bro yeah you bent over open up your assholes and they started baking baguettes in them things, dude. That's what they fucking did to you guys. And you're okay with that? Are you okay with that?

Can you sleep at night? Perfectly well, because the mixed cultures, I dig. I love French Moroccans. This guy flip-flops. You know what I mean? When Morocco's getting body, he's like, I'm Jewish. And then when the Jews are getting body, he's like, I'm Moroccan. This motherfucker.

Choose a side, dog. Choose a side, dog. Choose a side. Jew. That's a pretty safe side, actually. You know that was coming. I've never heard the conspiracy, Moroccans run the world. You definitely picked the right side on that one.

Fully vaccinated. Israel. Yeah. Step it up, India. Step it up. No. You know, we saw. She got me. She got me real for a second. My bad.

My bad. Yeah. Now you know how it feels. That's been me the last 25 minutes. Talking all that shit about Scotland. I don't know a single goddamn fact to come back with. In 1614, we did something good. God, we were doing a game.

I got a little caught up in Indian shit. He was about to talk some shit, right? He was about to go full racism. You saw him stopping himself? He put the eBay. He literally was like this in his mind. He was like, and then stopped it. Full stop.

Good idea. Oh, fuck. All right? Oh, man. What's wrong? Al ain't even throwing a hat into the ring, bro. Puerto Rico, you don't even claim it? Puerto Rico, fine.

Latins can't get corona, bro. They can't get paper towels either. So, you know what I mean? Things are working out all right for you guys. We're going to be good soon. We're about to become a state. Puerto Rico? Yeah.

No, it's not. He's getting added in Puerto Rico. We're not letting Puerto Rico become a state. We're going to be a state. Puerto Rico? Yeah. No, it's not. He's getting added in Puerto Rico. We're not letting Puerto Rico become a state. We're going to be 52. Listen, I love Puerto Ricans. They don't deserve a state. You know what I mean?

Keep the lights on, guys. You can't keep the fucking lights on. First of all, you need to be able to keep the lights on. After you keep the lights on, Now you're talking shit about Texas, too.

Now you're talking shit about Texas, too, with that light on. How come the states are the most proud or trash, bro? We've been here fucking three months and the lights turned off like five times. Yo, Al, Al, don't. Hey, come on.

What you mean? That's family business, son. That's not your family business, bro. We just gotta hang out with the homies and talk some shit about not us. Okay? And listen, Texas, y'all gotta figure that out, bro, because I was about to let Texas be its own country. I was about to.

So Texas becomes a country, Puerto Rico becomes a state state and then that way the flag is still balanced mark mark mark mark cut that math out that way the stars are the same we don't have to buy a new flag every six months being all fucking chinese about this shit you need to just relax we have no we have like a relegation system for states no we don't yeah this is what a relegation league will be fire and new york will be relegated too and you know that shit. Yo, yo, yo. New York's about to be a province or some shit. You have some espresso before you came in today? You are acting up, bro.

You hurt my soul right now. Insulting Scotland, insulting New York. What else do I have left? Let me tell you something, bro. You an immigrant of New York. You fled like a fucking refugee. You a refugee, bro. Son, I think I got to fight Alcott.

His motherfucker disrespected you so many times right now. I got to fight Alcott on Triller. April 31st. Are there 31 days in April? Five days. We're fighting on Triller. I'm going to look at it like Ben Askren at that weigh-in. Hey, bro, get it. Get them hips.

Also, yeah, there's no 31st. No, it's the 30th. Well, we'll definitely be fighting the 31st. Leap year. That's what I need to start doing is calling out people on days that aren't there. February 29th. I'm fighting Jon Jones. February 29th.

Shit, almost threw up right there, guys. Okay. That leap day coming around, you're going to be fucked. Yeah, yeah i gotta be very careful with that i gotta be very careful is it leap year next year no i think two more years this is how you know you gotta stop letting white people do math bro the fuck is a leap year dog how you make the whole year you figure out the whole year and they're like oh we forgot one that's the most white shit bro that is the most white fucking shit let them figure out the fucking calendar y'all have months and days or what what do you guys got yeah we got a lunar calendar that

shit mad confusing to be honest with you but it's exact though is it like celsius yeah because we out here with this fahrenheit the egyptians figured out fucking like stars and shit they have a perfect calendar mayans had a perfect calendar. What are we doing with leap year? Y'all got remainders, dog. That's wild. Oh my God. Julius Caesar created the leap year. Say what? Julius Caesar. Greek. I'm thinking Napoleon. Was I right?

You're thinking Napoleon. Did I get that right? Nope. But he's Roman, isn't he? Roman. Roman. Shit. Hey, shit. All right. Damn it, right on that one. I was like, Julius? That sounds kind of Greek.

I've never met a Roman dude named Julius. Caesar? Yeah, Caesar. That sounds super Greek. Why? Because I don't think salads dude named Julius. Caesar? Yeah, Caesar. That sounds super Greek. Why? Because I don't think salads are very Italian. Caesar salad at Italian restaurants is kind of a thing. You don't get a Caesar salad at an Italian restaurant.

The Caesar salad is from Mexico. But there's a Caesar salad in Greek salad, though. Caesar salad is from Mexico. Caesar. Caesar Chavez salad. Y'all think I'm fucking around? Looking up right now? Dude.

It was. It was created in Cabo San Lucas. Get the fuck out of the restaurant. Get the fuck out. Eat it. What the fuck are you, Miles now? Just like, it was created. Back to that restaurant.

You are right. He's actually right. It's not Cabo San Lucas. It's Tijuana, bro. No, it was. Okay. It's at Edith's restaurant, Cabo. No, it's at Caesar's restaurant.

The restaurant was called Caesar's, and that's why it's a Caesar salad. It doesn't make way more sense that way. Yeah, listen, I know everything. You know what I mean? I do know everything. I know a lot of shit about Greece. Ask me any question about Greece. Go. What's their population? 73 million.

Yo, look that shit up. Look that shit up. See if I ain't right. And that's not including all the Sudanese they kicked off the fucking beach with a boat and watched drown in the middle of the ocean. Piece of shit. Greeks are a piece of shit for that. You're close.

Shit. What am I? 10 million. But close if you look at all the numbers that exist. Hold up now. The whole country is only 10 million? Yeah, according to- Nah, no. Oh, we could numbers that exist. Hold up now. The whole country is only 10 million? Yeah, according to- Nah, no.

Oh, we could lose that. That's not true. You don't get to have a whole country for 10 million, bro. Yeah, that's like Florida. I think Florida's got 10 million. 10 million in the whole country of Greece, bro? Even on them islands where the hoes are out there? From 2019 to 2020, apparently population declined.

From what to what? I don't know, 50,000 people. Son, yo, if your population declines you're gay if you're a country and your population is declining you are a gay country bro that's a fact that is a fact of life your country is gay if the population is going down not up yeah you guys like butts more than you like pussies, bro. I mean, think about it. Do the math.

Say what? Kanidos. Kanidos. That gay shit Greeks are doing. There we go. That is, yo, I'm sorry. Japan, population going down? Gay.

Right? Come on now. What else? Name another country with a population going down. I think Italy. I think Italy. I think they'd be struggling to have kids in Italy because of the lifestyle. I don't believe that.

Bro, you're not going to like this. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go. I don't want to say it, bro. You're such a good guy. I don't want to do this to you. Oh, dude. Oh, my God. I can't do it. Scotland's going down.

I'm tired, mother fucker. I'm tired. I'm tired and I'm exhausted. I'm tired. I'm tired and I'm exhausted. 5.4 million, dog. I'm good. What? 5.4 million. But wait, wait, wait.

It's going down? Yeah. But to be fair, to be fair, to Scotland is not actually a country. It's a British province. That's why it's not a country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. We're not a country.

So suck my dick. Also, he was right on the caesar salad created in tijuana i know i'm right about that i'm also right about what is it by an italian in mexico italian you gotta listen i'm fucking nice with this shit scotland's population is going down because of english oppression it's because of english oppression real talk but if we really want to talk about things and we we actually want to have this conversation if we want to have tough conversations yeah because it seems like that's what y'all want to have. You don't want to have tough conversations.

Your population is going down by the fucking second. It's going down, down. Bet money that shit still goes up next year. Go in now, swing it. But population going up what is new york's population up or down yeah look that out crank that soldier boy crank that crank that come on mark i mean like in the last year it's it's going down yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo open up the years son right now we're looking at four yeah but other people might have went there

i shouldn't have asked about new york you ain't back in nothing back at four three and a half why would you ask about new york i don't know man i got a little bit too confident as you were asking i was like is this a trick question? I thought he had a trick or something. I also asked it, and I was a little bit concerned with the outcome. I, too, felt concerned about the outcome. Akash, damn it. Yeah, it's been going down.

What about America's population? I just want to make sure we're not a bunch of fun nooks. You know what I mean? We got to make sure. No, we up, bro. We up we up big time what are we up just a lot i can't find the exact number but the chart's going up and that's not even including all the illegal motherfuckers oh shit so think about it we're the most straight country in the world i mean i mean there's other countries that are also going on nah they're not we top they other countries that are going up mad? Nah, they're not. We top. Other countries that are going up mad quick, they probably got crazy child mortality rate. We the top.

We the straightest country on the planet. This is a fact. Everybody needs to listen. If you're listening from your countries where you're getting bent over and your fucking shit pushed in. Listen, a bunch of countries that got populations. You're grabbing your ankles And having your shit pushed in If your population's declining

But the boys, but America We out here Increasing population, fastest increasing We don't fuck around We fuck bitches in the Waldorf Fucking cool Bitches in the Waldorf checking on a tall horse Yeah, that's a great salad too, bro

Fuck that Caesar shit. Waldorf salad. The Waldorf salad. Yeah. Made in New York. He's still trying to make that salad line work. He's still trying to make that line work. You need to stop it.

Also, this podcast brought to you by Waldorf salad. They paid me a hundred bucks. They Venmo'd me a hundred bucks to say it. Okay. I've been pushing it. Oh my God, bro. We got bitches in the Waldorf bro we really do yo what's the most famous um hotel that didn't get shot up in your

country that's tough it's a big drop off actually fuck I think there's a Marriott out there we're supposed to get married at but bitches in the Marriott nope don't hit the same yeah you can't get married in a Marriott dude come on bro yeah can you not do that how you gonna get the wildlife in a marriott bro they're not built for that indian marriott built for that oh yeah i guess at least be classy get a holiday in us yeah yeah you're right yeah yeah we're going to a holiday inn yeah it's a breast breath what's the worst motel you ever stayed at? I stayed at a Red Roof one time. Yo. What? You ever stayed at a Red Roof Inn?

Nah, I don't think so. That's not that bad, yo. Red Roof Inn's alright. Nah, that shit was trash, bro. I don't know. I didn't fuck in some places. Everybody in Oklahoma. Prostitution legal in New York.

Oh, yeah. We're getting back to prostitution is legal in New York, which is also going to up the population. Probably not. Maybe it won't. Maybe it won't. Maybe it won't. Actually, yeah. Those prostitutes are fucking barren. Bunch of Caitlyn Jenner pussies on them prostitutes, bro.

Now he gets his uncle laugh going. Yeah. Oh, good Lord. Yeehaw. Okay. Yeehaw. We got a lot to talk about, boys. we got a great pod and a super special guest that you probably already know about because he was in the title and a thumbnail um oh fuck okay let's let's little come together here let's be serious

let's be serious yeah let's be serious for one fucking second. One second. Bitches in the Waldorf. Bitches in the Waldorf bubbly in the bathtub. Tricking on a tall horse. Something in a... What rhymes with bathtub? Why we pick the hardest words to rhyme ever? Why do we do that to ourselves? Bitches in the Waldorf bubbly in the bathtub.

Tricking on a tall horse. Something in the bathtub. Let me look up bathtub rhyme. Gotta join the hat horse, something in the hat, huh? Let me look up bathtub, Ryan. Gotta join the hat club. Oh, the hat club could be good. Gold bottles in the nightclub. I don't know. How do we do night?

Can't rhyme club with club, bro. Fuck. Bathtub and nightclub? Tub and club. Yo, Mark. Yo, Mark. Can't rhyme club and club. You can rhyme tub and club.

Bath club. I thought you said bath club. Not bath club. I thought you were saying bath club the whole time. Same. Where are you going to find him, bro? This guy's from Quebec. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure. From Quebec. Who the fuck is from Quebec? Celine Dion. He's rapping like a freak. He's a fragile bitch. Bitch built like a Pixar retard. She really is. She is. She is built like a Pixar retard. She really is.

She is. She is built like a Pixar retard, bro. You never seen Celine Dion? Yeah. In the arms of an angel. Sarah McLaurin. You wouldn't know that, you gay motherfucker. I know, right?

That was a trick. I was tricking to see which one of y'all. Y'all from declining populations, if you know what I mean. Also, how declining population is it that you immediately claim celine dion who's from quebec celine dion yeah one of the declining population that's the client population population yo celine dion even knowing two songs about her you can know titanic bang that's a banger and that's it my heart will go on and my heart my heart will go you ain't never seen the power heart will go on. You ain't never seen movies. And the power of love. The power of love.

How does that song go? Hi, I'm a guy, and I take guys in my rectum. Is that the... That's actually a pretty good impression of Celine Dion. Was that a Quebec accent? That's Quebecois. That's how you say hello. That's Quebecois.

Yeah. How do you say hello in Quebecois. That's how you say hello. That's Quebecois. Yeah. How do you say hello in Quebecois? What? Is that it? All right. Let's be serious, bro. We got a lot of shit that we ought to talk about, man. Let's be serious.

He just got rid of his ammo. My ammo's done, but I got a full one right here on deck. Oh, shit. On deck. Don't act up. Hey, better not act up. Real talk. Don't act up. Better not act up. Real talk.

Don't act up. Get smacked up in a motherfucking Waldorf. We gotta make a rap song. We gotta make it now. We did make one. Someone made it. Yeah, but we gotta really make it. Bitches in the Waldorf, bubbly in the bathtub. Bitches in the Waldorf, bubbly in the bathtub. Tricking on a tall horse.

And that bitch is ass up. Got the bitch's ass up. You know what I mean? Bitches in the Waldorf, bubbly in a bathtub. Chicken on a tall horse. And that bitch is ass up. Got the bitch's ass up. You know what I mean? Bitches in the Waldorf, bubbly in a bathtub. Chickens on a golf course. That's just flow, though. The flow is there. Something about golf course.

Hold on. What can we do at golf course? What can we do at golf course? Because that shit hits. Golf course. Yeah, yeah. can we do at golf course? What can we do at golf course? Because that shit hits. Golf course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. More green than a golf course. Oh, more green.

Back more green than a golf course. You know what I mean? What else? You know what I mean? Clubbing harder than a golf course? Clubbing harder than a golf course. Where the baby seals at? Oh, oh.

Yo, come on. Y'all are crazy right now. Y'all are crazy right now. Al, you are nuts. You know what I mean? Bitches in a Waldorf. You are nuts. You are nuts.

Bitches in a Waldorf. You know what I mean? Bubbly in the bathtub. Let's get serious. You know what I mean? Clubbing on a golf course what yo you are silly all right come on let's talk about prostitution in new york let's be serious yeah yeah we gotta be serious all right guys we'll take a break for a second because uh you all need to step up your wallet games okay most of your wallets are absolutely trash too bulky too big

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i'm saying i'm assuming all these changes are coming from the fact that the city is broke and they need to make money. Oh, yeah. But if you're not prosecuting it, right, maybe you save money on these prosecutions that the taxpayers have to pay for, but why don't you legalize it and then tax these bitches? Coochie tax.

Yeah, that's a great point. That's how you really make money, right? You make it legal. Now you don't have to prosecute them. Save money there. And you tax them. Because if you're just going to make it not prosecuted, you're only going to increase pimpin'. Like if you really care about

these women, which they don't, but if you really care about these women, you don't want to increase the pimpin'. You want these girls to be able to support themselves. And New York needs tourists, dog. And if prostitution was full-ass legal in New York City... Yeah, but I don't want to fuck no girl from New York. And ship them in from

Puerto Rico. Bro, New York got the Puerto Ricans on deck. Yeah, you're shipping them in, alright, but you don't want... You're not coming to New York to bang some New Yorker. Yo, real talk. Can we talk about that? Like, shouts to all the women in New York, but y'all are gross. Nah, you buggin'. Yo, yo, yoall are gross yeah you bugging yo yo yo yo yo ain't nobody want to hear all that with your fucking cool vocabulary

dudes don't want to hear all that yo it's mad hot outside shut up shut up with that stop trying to talk cool women in new york cut the vocab out slang is for men talk cool women in new york cut the vocab out slang is for men not women yo yo let's get some sour diesel this weekend if we get some sour diesel we get that diesel and then we eat a chopped cheese that's just gonna be great yo i got mad heads coming over this weekend god oh god i got mad heads coming over this're going to eat chopped cheese and smoke sour diesel. Yo, roll that blunt. I only like Dutchies. I only like Black and Miles.

Shut up. Shut up with it. We don't think that's cute. Real talk. If a girl speaks with slang, minus two points. You don't like a girl with Timbs? Say what? A girl with Timbs?

No. No. I'm not a big fan of Timbs. She can wear those Timbs. I'm not a big fan of girls wearing Timbs. But it's not even about the clothes. It's like, stop trying to be like us. Like, you're supposed to be girly.

Be girly. Don't be like us. I know we're cool. You just want to act like us because we're the shit. But ladies, cut that shit out. Have your own girly slang. I love it when girls are like, I mean, the Valley valley girl accent is stupid but at least it's theirs yeah yeah it's not appropriated i'll take slang over the valley girl accent you're a liar bro

yo you i don't i don't want who likes white girls more than you on this i don't want either but i don't fuck with none of the valley girls. I don't fuck with that Valley Girl shit. That's just me, personal preference. Look, I understand what he's saying. It's annoying, the Valley Girl shit, but it's not more annoying than if a girl's trying to talk like a New York dude. Yeah. If a girl's trying to talk like a New York dude, that shit is absolutely repulsive, bro. We could shoot the dozens, and then this shit is fun.

Yeah, if it's the homie. It could be the homie. The shorty could be the homie. Nah, bro. You never had a shorty who was just the homie it could be the homie the shorty could be the homie nah bro you never had a shorty who's just the homie no fucking two no that shit is fun no that shit is gross that shit is weird bro that yo that shit was yo that dick was fire you want to go do that shit that dick was fire yo you beating his pussy up right now. You want a girl to say that to you, bro?

You're going to feel like a man after this. You're going to feel like a man after this. You fucked a man after this. You feel like you got fucked. You really do. She don't even put both of her legs over her head. Just one like, yeah, yeah, yeah, hit that, yo. I'm just saying, cut the slang out.

Are there any people that find that slang out you don't think is there are there any people that find that attractive I don't know do you find it attractive when women talk like men

no do you find it attractive when women talk like men no I get it sometimes it'll happen where like I'll meet someone like a girl for the first time

she'll call me like dude or bro and I'm like oh yeah kind of off putting it a little bit yeah

bro like in Miami they do that shit a lot bro hey bro bro but they all got the

that shit be making up for it a little bit I'd be like yo stop talking like a dude yeah I don't know enough girls

to talk with New York slang I'll be honest because most of the girls I know in New York are from, they shipped in. Everybody's shipped in. Transplant.

Very rare. Al and I are the only New Yorkers, really. That is true. It's not a lot. Y'all are a dying breed. But I would still say New York women are more beautiful, but Miami, they take care of themselves better. Yeah, because in New York, women just throw on a fucking hoodie for half the year. But they're beautiful.

Yeah. Miami, they be having some bust up faces, on a fucking hoodie for half the year. But they're beautiful. Miami, they be having some bust-up faces with their bodies. They get the work done, though. But Miami women will put in the work. New York's got the most beautiful women in the world because that's because all the most beautiful women in the world come to New York. So it's like, it's not even comparison. It's every kind of woman. Maybe L.A. could compare. I think the hottest girls in L.A.

that we don't really see, when you see them, you're like, whoa, what the fuck is that? it's not even a person yeah yeah and then new york you just see hot girls just walking on the street yo go speaking of cities with women do you see charles barkley oh my god legend bro say what he said say what he said so i could enjoy it yeah he basically says uh he goes yeah i think they named them the georgia bulldogs you know based on the women they got down a bunch of bulldogs in georg, based on the women they got down there. Bunch of bulldogs in Georgia, bro. Bunch of bulldogs. That's why there's so many gay dudes in Atlanta, probably.

Oh, my God. Right? What? What, Al? I ain't saying nothing. That's your people, bro. Nah, Atlanta don't play. Atlanta is the gayest black seat population declining in there, dog.

Declining, bro. You'd think rent would go down. You know what I mean? In Atlanta? Yeah. Them gays got money, bro. It's gay. What you talking about? Rent is probably skyrocketing. But they attract more gays. Oh, that's like a match. Yeah, who got more money than gay dudes? Yeah, that's a good point. Gay guys got the most money, you think, right? Of course.

Yeah, they got a lot of money. Because they both got to make money because they're men, and then they don't have to take each other out because they're men. It's kind of lit. Because they both got to make money because they're men, and then they don't have to take each other out because they're men. It's kind of lit. No kids. Win, win, win. But that's the thing with Charles Barkley's comment. I'm wondering, is it fair to say a whole city has ugly women?

Yeah, it's hilarious. It's so funny. It's more than fair. It's funny. Have you been to Boston? I have been to Boston. Oh, yeah. San Francisco? Yeah.

No, no. It's really interesting, girls in Boston. Why is that? Because. Sorry, Boston, but it's the truth. What? What? What?

What are you going to say? Because maybe I was going to say something different. Oh, I already said that they're all ugly. All of them are ugly? I mean, relatively. You think so? Yeah. That is interesting.

Compared to other cities, yeah. That is very interesting. We've sampled a lot of cities. That's true. We've traveled all around yeah. That is very interesting. We've sampled a lot of cities. That's true. We've traveled all around. Are girls in Boston the most ugly? I don't think they're the most ugly, Al. I think the ugliest is San Francisco or Portland.

Wow. Nah, Portland got some sneaky ones. No, no, no, no. I ain't seeing them. No, no, no. Yeah, they're sneaking outside the fucking city where they're sneaking. I mean, there's something up over there. There's something up over there.

Portland is something up. No, coffee situations that they got going on. What's a little? Oh, yeah. They got sneaky ones. Yeah. San Fran, I ain't seen nothing. Yeah, San Fran is really rough, dude.

It's really, really rough. You got any coffee when you was in Portland? Yeah, you didn't get any coffee, bro? What's a coffee situation? I don't even know. Sure, I got coffee. So gays. Yeah, this guy's declining bro yeah yeah i got all the coffee i'm seattle's best you know what i mean i'm portland's best actually they changed my name did you go to the place where they got the topless chicks serving coffee oh no i didn't

even know it existed but everything's also shut down because of covid but i wouldn't have gone anyway so why am i acting like i would have that definitely didn't is know it existed. But everything's also shut down because of COVID. But I wouldn't have gone anyway. So why am I acting like I would have? I definitely didn't. Is that shut down or not? Because it's a little booth. They don't even get close to the people. Yeah. Oh.

It's a drive-thru nude. Drive-thru nude, bro. It's nice. Not playing games. Yeah. That's the best way to have your coffee. That's actually a fact. When you ask for milk, do they...

Because that's fire. That's probably highly nutritious to be honest well squirt squirt got a little taste in it yeah a little flavor um okay guys so the prostitution thing we're we're about it we're not about it what do you know legalize it you're right legalize it that's the move they just decriminalize it right now right that's that's the that's the first maybe that's the first district Have a red light district like Amsterdam. That's interesting. So it's not, it's like a Times Square for whores. Yeah, but it just ruins it.

Like that part of Amsterdam, I'll be honest, sucks. Oh, it's gross, but you make your money and it's there. Yeah, but it's just such a shitty thing about the city. And then people go to this great, beautiful city strictly to just do drugs and fuck whores. And it's just, I don't know. I think that the worst part of Amsterdam is the red light district and the legalized weed.

I really truly believe it is the worst part. If they do it in New York, where should they put it? In Queens, you think? Yeah, put it in Queens. Put it in Far Rock. You don't want the income out. You don't want the income.

It's a stimulus, bro. They should put it in Jersey, man. Jersey could use it. Nah, Jersey will take it. Jersey, this guy, I think, is smart. Governor Murphy. You like Murphy? He legalized weed mad long ago. When y' will take it. Jersey, this guy, I think, is smart. Governor Murphy. You like Murphy? He legalized weed mad long ago.

When y'all were shut down like pussies, he was still open. Restaurants, 25%. Yeah, that's true. He's smart. He's opening shit up now. But why does this still... We got recreational weed now. It just sounds old-fashioned in terms of like street walking is permitted

when it's like you have OnlyFans. You have ways to just do it digitally to get the the pimping away like why is that the thing yeah that's a great point like what kind of idiot girl becomes like a street walking whore oh flip phone ass bitch get out of here dude like start the only fans be a thought on instagram like it's not that hard do that you can like confirm that that's the actual person like facetiming if you're street walking you definitely have a pimp that is abusing the fuck out of you oh yeah so we got to get rid of the street walking i don't want street walking street walking but there is no but like they mention it as like that's what'll be

decriminalized i was like really is that a point just like let them do what they want so do you think it will happen within the strip clubs like crazy that's where i think shit goes like i think they'll be in the strip clubs they'll be fucking in the strip clubs it's decriminalized so now all of a sudden you can get your dick sucked to do something like that and then the strip clubs will make crazy bread off of it and then ideally some of that bread will go to taxes and then the city makes them the strippers better get some equity out that bitch you better not be sucking dick for hourly wages no i i think it's gonna be like they'll they got to take it off premises, but the club will know about it.

Maybe. Maybe. The club could probably still get in trouble, right? I don't think the club can get in trouble, right? If it's decriminalized. Yeah, you're not prosecuting. How are we getting in trouble? Even if we got, what are you going to do?

You've already said we're not going to prosecute. Oh, no, I'm in trouble. You said something. I'm not getting a ticket, going to jail, nothing. Anyway. What about rubbing tugs? What about them? So that is one of those gray area things where it's like,

eh, it's a massage, a little bit extra. Yeah. So now that it's decriminalized, would any of you be more likely to get one? I got a girl, so it's just like a headache for something that's not even feeling that good. Is that really cheating? Yeah. I think it really is cheating yeah the worst part is i think it's cheating because your intention is to come oh like if we really want to open up this discussion like

if a doctor touches your dick because he's doing some sort of exam and you come i don't think that's cheating because that wasn't your intention right he's doing his job he's a doctor he's not trying to make you come you don't want him to make you come or her to make you come i don't know why it's a guy in my situation but uh but that'd be super embarrassing right uh uh straight to a therapist doctor psychologist right so then like that's okay but um but when it comes to like a rub and tug you're going there to get jerked off and ejaculate there's got to be like a like a jewish like sabbath trick we can do with this you know what i mean like you know like all the sabbath jews they're like oh yeah i can't use electricity so the elevator goes to every floor yep i can't you rip toilet paper so

it's already pre-ripped like there's got to be a system where you can be like oh i'm not going in for a rub and tug but then it becomes that. Yeah. Like it's like you just get a regular massage and they go, this isn't a rub and tug. You go, yep, I know that.

But it is the whole time. Oh. But it's not. Well, what if there was a way for them to make us come without touching our dicks? Oh, like mind control? Yeah.

Is that what you meant? Dude, if they could mind control make you come, that'd be absolutely amazing. Or if it was like birthday candles they just went yeah i just keep thinking about like magneto remember he would like lift up like metal poles and shit like that but what if they could just do that with your dick yeah in that case then it wouldn't be cheating then it wouldn't be cheating as long as i think it's an intention

thing you know like the the intent that's why i think that the uh sabbath jews are are faking it because their intention is to use electricity they just found a way like around the system god's gonna go motherfucker i know what you were doing but it's true right like oh on that thing yeah the intention is like if you just leave the tv on the whole time you're not technically not like igniting the switch what is the actual technical term like you're not allowed to light the fire. It's like sparking fire. Yeah, you're not allowed to spark the fire. So if the fire's already sparked, then I guess it's okay.

But your intention is sparking the fire. So you're breaking the fucking rule. I think that's where they go. If they tie you down and you say, no, please don't, and they still do it, then your intention is good. But you still walked in. To get a massage, bro. I know, we're trying to get around it, bro you still walked in to get a massage bro i know we're trying to get around it bro we're trying to get around it but it's a really hard thing

you guys must have like a system or something they always got like a sabbath goy thing like how does like how does that work it's gotta be something right like practice mark is loving marriage come on enjoying his shit i need his shit. I need a workaround. I need a workaround. That's the thing. I'll never do it. But the workaround for the tug is so stupid. Like, if you were going to get your dick sucked after a massage, that's fire.

But like, just jerked off after the massage? What if they say scientifically, if they jerk you off first, it eases the muscle. It's like a muscle relaxant. So actually helps in the sports medicine approach. It will help. So they need to sports medicine approach. It will help. So the need to jerk you off in order to help your back problems. After I work out every time with Jordan, shout out to the muscle doc, Jordan Shouse. It'd be great if I got a fucking rubber top. Not from him.

He'd tear my fucking cock off my body. You should have led with that because he hit the back of the ass. I thought you'd been getting that all this time, like, oh, you really is shit. No, no, that guy got some mitts, bro. That'd be crazy, dude. That would be a fucking crazy rub and tug. Shouts to you, Jordan. Bro, you got big hands.

Monday's workout session is going to be fun. No, but you see what I'm saying? Like, after some form of exercise, the ultimate relaxation is obviously to bust a nut. So that's what Deshaun Watson was probably doing this whole time. You know what I mean? I just need to relax more. I got a lot of games to play. That's it.

Hey, it's the workaround, dog. You just got to find a workaround. That motherfucker was asking for rubbing tugs. Going to Matterwhatskies and asking for that jerk. He's got to relax, dog. Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, what else we got, man? Oh, no, there was something I really wanted to discuss. We got LeBron. We got LeBron. um he's gotta relax dog yeah i guess you're right okay what else we got man oh no there

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You can be a complete casual and love it, and you can be a absolute expert and love it. And you can watch fighters that you don't know their names, you don't know anything about them, and fucking love it and enjoy it. Or you can watch fighters that you don't know their names you don't know anything about them and fucking love it and enjoy it or you can watch fighters that you are a hundred percent intertwined with their identity and personality and love it that much more it is unbelievable it seems like i'm doing a fucking free promo for the ufc i promise you i am not i just enjoy it so much it was worth it this is the most i've watched like all the way through of any fight and And it was great.

Yeah. Yeah. It was great. Fights I did not think I'd be into. Thug Rose, love of your life. Oh my God. I did not think I'd be into it. Love her.

But it was a great fucking fight. And that knockout was insane. She was so endearing. So likable. So just adorable. So adorable. So sweet. I'm the best.

Yeah. So American. Yeah. We took it back from, well, are you saying? Oh, wait. What? What are you saying? We took it back from well he's saying oh wait what what are you saying we took it back from china he's saying oh yeah yeah well we didn't have to get all fucking ethnocentric about it dude no never on this show but like she was just so sweet so endearing so so like wonderful so grateful so happy it was just great to see it's like it's like watching like j Jordan win his first championship

or Kobe win it. The pure joy that you were witnessing in that moment. Her energy is so endearing. She reminded me of an anime character. They beat up some guy and they're like, yes! Dude, it was just great, man. So that was amazing. And then obviously the Usman fight,

and we're going to have Usman on in a second. We can talk to him about that. But Mark made a really interesting point about the whole night i think we're on the drive home uh with colorblind miles miles is the guy that does uh i can't believe we let him drive it was unbelievable they can't be pilots stop sign yeah uh we found out miles who does all the uh editing for the podcast and uh color correction is uh colorblind we found truly about this out like truly failed colorblind tests we found on google yeah yeah he's completely colorblind it is unbelievable but if anyone ever says that we're ableist on this podcast it's not true well we've given him a fucking job i should fire his ass but he's still working here i'm gonna

get him those glasses oh we'll get him the glasses we'll do it live we'll have like an emotional breakdown yeah all those videos it'll be amazing i mean it'll be absolutely amazing yeah um anyway point is we're writing back and then my and then uh mark goes um this is a pretty significant um event in recent history and i'm like why and he goes uh because i think this is what really opens things up i go what are you talking about like things are why? And he goes, because I think this is what really opens things up. I go, what are you talking about? Like, things are kind of open. He goes, yeah, but this is the first indoor full capacity event that is profited off of. Okay? Okay.

The outdoor stuff, you feel kind of safe. Yeah. Right? But like, the mouse is making money off of this. Yeah. This is Disney. Right. yeah right but like the mouse is making money off of this yeah this is disney right so they're willing to put their reputation up to make money off of this fight right and what's interesting is

what moves things a lot of times in this country is not necessarily morality it's capitalism yes so all these other places that are going i don't know if we can be open i don't know if we can hold these events you know there's a liability here they're gonna go wait a minute they're making money off of live events why the fuck are we not making money on live events it's time for us to make some fucking money yep and uh that is how you get the gears grinding in terms of really opening things up yeah 100 and i think optically, having the people that were there on camera, without masks, like someone like Tom Brady.

Without a mask. Ocho Cinco masked up, going to hug maskless Tom Brady. Yeah. But someone like Tom Brady is just like a superhero. Yeah. And to see someone like him in the stadium, no mask, just hanging out.

I think optically it does a lot for like the huge the morale of the country and we were sitting there wondering if this was uh all by design because the first like four or five fights were a chinese person versus either an american or like anyone else yeah it was anybody else but it's seen now i understand they have like a fight academy in china and they're probably trying to promote the sport in China, and this is not how they wanted the night to go. But it almost looked like the world was beating up on China in the first event where people are back in the stadiums like,

this is payback. It looked like payback. It really looked like fucking payback. And I'm like, are they doing this on purpose? Is this a promotional technique? I thought they wanted China to win all the fights because there's's so much money in china there's two billion dollars to your point yeah capitalism moves everything there's so many people i'm sure that was their intention but it almost felt as if yeah right one chinese person won their fight i think and that person

wasn't even chinese i think they were like mongolian yeah yeah oh shit mongolian guy yeah even way whatever way lee or whatever it is the one that thug rose knocked the fuck out we thought she's gonna beat beat ass she's nice bro she was great in the last fight we were really she's savage that girl's an absolute savage but thug rose knocked her in her fucking head with that front kick yeah and uh oh yeah it was absolutely amazing but it's really it's just really cool to see it's really cool to see it happen and you realize how much the fans do affect the sport like we tricked ourselves and going oh it's really here cool to hear what the coaches are saying when we're watching all those fights without the fans and

then you saw the fans roaring after a strike and you're like oh there's nothing like this yeah this is the energy this is what we pay for right this is what we pay for to be there live and this is part of what we pay for to watch in at homes. Like when you watch the World Cup, do you guys want to watch a fucking World Cup without fans? No. Fuck that. Even watching any of the Champions League games

or Premier League games, it's like, eh. I want to hear the boo-boo-zay-las or whatever the fuck. I want to hear all of it. Yes. And I really do think it impacts the fighters and it impacts any athlete

playing in that setting. Bro. I love that we're still able to hear the coaches though. Yeah. You could kind of hear them still. Yeah, you could hear the coaches. Yeah.

Because that was one thing I enjoyed when the fans weren't there. Yeah, man. Yeah. Sorry. You know what I realized is how much Joe Rogan does for UFC in the sense that like him and Daniel Cormier and who's the other guy, the other commentator,

John, is it John? John and Mick or something like that. The three of them, when they have the reaction, whenever there's a knockout and Joe's grabbing both of them, it's just three homies hanging out, watching sports, and they happen to know the sport very well. That's the way you want all your sports to be commentated.

It's just, that's the exact reaction when one of us says something funny, we grab each other, we slap each other, go nuts. That's like so much more accessible. It makes the sport seem that much more close to you. Three stiff white dudes in a booth being like, oh, yeah, great naga. Yeah. John Anik. John Anik, yeah. Yeah yeah yeah man it was just so cool to see it really made a made me feel like oh we're about to be back yeah oh and did you see some videos from texas they have like the music fest like edm fest ubi dubi or ubw whatever it's called like with cascade

i saw videos we back yeah texas Numbers are continuing to decline in Texas. Yeah. And their numbers being fully open are lower than New York's numbers. I think Michigan's numbers and a couple of these other these Democratic states that are not fully open yet. It's like, guys, at what point? I think we said this on the last pod, but at what point are you not trusting the science? You know, data is right fucking there. You know, there's a saying from a pretty famous scientist

that said the definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. That's what New York is doing. So you say trust science. You're doing the exact thing the fucking greatest scientist

ever said don't do. Let's keep doing the same shit. Shut down, shut down, shut down. It's a fucking baboon. Just a bunch of baboons, man. Running New York. What is it? What?

Sauce-nippled chimp. What is it? Chimp-nippled sauce monkeys. Sauce monkeys in new york governor cuomo is a sauce monkey uh bill de blasio is another sauce monkey and um cuomo happens to have chimp nipples so that's why he's a chimp nippled fucking sauce monkey yeah and uh yeah he should be put in a zoo we should put him in the fucking bronx zoo that's what we should do when he's done with zoo we should put him in the fucking bronx zoo that's what we should do when he's done with his term just stick him in the bronx zoo with a bunch of other chimpanzees yeah and let them have at it dude let them have at it just make some fucking

meatballs and marinara for the fucking chimpanzees in the bronx piece of shit anyway what were the main fights you thought from the night that were significant? I mean, for me, it was any time an Asian lost. No. No. For me, it was Thug Rose's fight, and then it was Kamaru's fight. Yeah, yeah. Did you see the full Uriah Hall, Chris Weidman fight?

Oh, my God. Oh. That was another thing that happened. I mean, Chris Weidman, who's this, he's the first guy to dethrone Anderson Silva. Okay. Right? I was on stage when this happened. He, literally it was right before I went on stage.

Yeah. Thanks for everybody coming out in West Palm. It was an amazing time. Yeah. And he throws a leg kick at Uriah Hall and then snaps his fucking leg in half. And you saw it happen in real time and it was absolutely devastating yeah the grossest part about that yeah he snaps his leg and steps and then steps on his own snapped rubber mesh body down on the ground and it was the scariest it's fascinating to look at i saw a slow-mo of his face and he doesn't realize he breaks until

he steps on it. Until he steps down. Yeah, what is it called? The adrenaline is just going. You do feel pain, but you don't. I think you're in shock, too. Yeah. Oh, my God.

Just unbelievable, man. Yeah. Just unbelievable. I read a stat that there's been three leg breaks in UFC history like that. And he's been involved in two of them. And he's been involved in two. Yeah, because Anderson Silva's leg broke

when he was kicking him yeah i guess and it's just anyway what an amazing fight card ufc is absolutely killing it right now and uh before we uh you know not before i if we're going to talk about this a little more we got to talk about the headliner of the card and king kamaru uh the nigerian nightmare we have him on the podcast he was generous enough to give us some of his time. I know he's a busy man right now because the entire world wants a piece of him. So, you know, we got to have the champs on. Yes, sir.

You know, when somebody maintains their belt or wins a belt, we got to have them on Flavor 2. So without further ado, say hello to our buddy, Kumaru. All right, what's up, everybody? This man needs no introduction. It's the Nigerian nightmare, Kumaru Usman. We got the champ.

Once again, champ, congratulations. Round of applause for the champ. Yeah. Okay. Kumaru, you and I know each other from Instagram.

This is my co-host right here, Akash Singh. We also got Alex Media in the building, Mark Gagnon in the truffle pig. We're very excited to talk to you. What a fucking epic ending to an amazing fight card. Congratulations. How are you feeling right now?

Feeling good. I mean, I'm pretty, like, content, you know, and I think that's something with me is I try not to get overly indulged in it and excited because I know in this game, too, you have highs of highs and lows of lows. So if I try to stay in a steady stream, then it doesn't hit me as hard. But I feel good. Like you just said, that fight card was insane. And I didn't realize it because I didn't watch most of it.

I get to come later because I fight later than everybody. And so I was in the hotel and just basically meditating and trying to be in my own space to do what I do before I actually have to get picked up and go to the fight. So I didn't get to see a lot of it. But looking back, I'm like, holy shit, that card was insane. Yeah, it was absolutely stacked. I want to talk to you about your performance. I was blown away, man. I, listen, I come into this as like a huge boxing fan, right?

I've been a boxing fan my entire life. My father was a huge boxing fan. He used to cover fights back in the day, go to Ali's camp all the time. So I'm like a, you know, multi-generational boxing fan. And I always witnessed your dominance, right? But I didn't see your dominance with the hands. And then all of a sudden lately you were catching people with this really sneaky right hand, right?

And in UFC, the guys that are like dropping people with right hands, usually it's this big like overhand right bomb right and you saw guys like tyron woodley was very effective with it earlier in his career obviously if you go way back liddell and stuff it was these big looping punches sometimes liddell throw straight the punch that you knocked out masvidal with you hit him like three or four times earlier in the fight with were you picking up that, that he could not see the right hand coming? I was basically, to be honest with you, my main thing is right hand is there from always. But, you know, my main thing is sticking with the fundamentals and that's using my jab.

I've been working on that so long. You know, when I got into the sport, I knew two things. I could wrestle, I could take your ass down and I could jab your face off and that's it. You know, if you got through those, I might be in trouble. If you, uh, if you can't get through those, it's going to be a long night. And, um, it's just, you know, I'm starting to round out my skills, just hone it all and believe in them. You know, I'm starting to round out my skills, just hone it all and believe in them.

You know, that's a big thing. A lot of guys are very, very talented and skilled. But if you don't believe in it and you don't go out there and really try to implement it, it's going to be damn near impossible for you to really show those. And so, you know, I'm starting to really believe in it. And, you know, I surprise myself sometimes. Bro, the craziest thing about that right hand that you landed is he tried to counter your little slap hook, but you snuck the right in before his counter. So you landed two punches before his counter even came,

and I think that's why it was just night-night. Yeah, and one thing that I know about George and my coach Trevor coach trevor whitman we know this as well we we looked at this is george is very no much respect to george um amazing fighter great fighter uh george is very good at boxing he's very good at rolling punches yeah you know even in the first fight there's a little there's a video that became a meme of him just rolling rolling my punches and rolling the elbows. And he's very, very good at that.

When you let him set and plant his feet and there's not somewhere to go, he's good at doing this and rolling off. And so this camp, I tried to keep him in the center where he thought that I didn't want to be. I wanted to keep him in the center and I wanted to just be sneaky with it. The right hand, there was two positions, two ways, setups that I had for that right hand. This one was probably the one

that I didn't think would land as easy. The other one, I tried it in the first round, but I was very tense. I wasn't relaxed enough and he was still very, very sharp in it in the first round, but I was very tense. I wasn't relaxed enough, and he was still very, very sharp in there in the first round, and it didn't work out. So I'm like, all right, shit, that didn't work. All right, we got to do something else.

Which one was that? When you tried to counter with the overhand? You see where it got. I started getting a little sloppy. I started to get sloppy because I hit him in the body. I hit him in the head with the jab and I'm setting him up

and the setup is a jab to the body. I'm going to jab the body. I'm coming, bing, right over the top so he doesn't even see because I changed speeds on him and they don't see it.

And I tried it, but he was very sharp and he backed away so that I'm like, whoa, I learned that. And I tried it, but he was very sharp and he backed away. So then I'm like, whoa. I was like, damn, I bet that looks stupid on TV. I bet that looks stupid on TV. I'm like, don't do that shit again. Let's stay focused.

Stay with the fundamentals and we'll get this guy out of here. How much of, like, we often think this with basketball players, right? Like, if you get crossed on TV, like, you can just hear in the back of your head the the sports center because you know you're just gonna be lit up as a fighter you're in there your whole focus is on beating that person up but also not getting beat up is there any part of you in the ring that's going oh man they're gonna make a meme of that they're gonna they're gonna clown me what i just said yes really yeah you're thinking about it in the moment i threw the punch and i'm like see the whole time especially in that first round people don't understand that first round is so

um nerve-wracking because you're trying to you're trying to catch your nerves and you're trying to control your adrenaline because and that's the thing with me. A lot of people don't understand. When I'm walking out, I tend to dance a lot. And that's a rhythm that I found early in my career is that when I do do that, it relaxes me to where I don't think about the emotions walking into this cage. Once I'm dancing, that means I'm grooving. I'm feeling the music. And I'm thinking about the music.

And I do have a mantra that I say to myself while I'm walking out. And I'm saying it while I'm dancing, that means I'm grooving. I'm feeling the music and I'm thinking about the music. And I do have a mantra that I say to myself while I'm walking out. And I'm saying it while I'm dancing. And next thing you know, I'm in the cage. So I don't have time to think about that walk. And you see some guys, they come up, they get really, really worked up on that walk. And then they get in there. And after you exchange a couple of punches, they get an adrenaline dump. And now it looks like you have never trained a day in your life.

You're just getting beat up in there. And that's what I try to avoid. And in that first round, I'm trying to find it. I'm trying to find it. But then there's certain moments to where I get tense. Like when I was trying to set that right hand up, I got tense, and I'm like, oh, shit, that looked bad. Oh, my God, they're going to clown me for that.

All right, stay with the fundamentals. Stay with the fundamentals. Kamara, talking about pre-fight nerves, there was a moment before the fight when they're introducing you and then you walk into Masvidal's face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was the psychology of that? Was that as much get rid of my nerves as anything or what was that?

It was just a thing that I started doing. And the more and more i grow inside that that cage i'm a giant i'm i'm i'm the african giant that's my cage that's my cage you are in my fucking octagon and so early on in my career you would see i always walked up you know during the introduction but i didn't go as far. I might, you know, a couple of steps, you know, still close to my corner. And, you know, just and that was it. But then the more I grew, the more my confidence grew and the more the work that I put in, I became this giant.

So when I step in there, I have he has to know that he is in my octagon. And I walk up. If he's willing to step up, he steps up. But if not, I'm walking, stepping all the way up to him, and I'm letting him know, yo, you are in my octagon. And you're about to experience something you've never felt before. Now, I think you're going to experience something that you haven't felt. Maybe you felt a little bit of it, but the love is different when you sleep people.

You know what i mean like it's easy to say things like like oh he's not fun to watch or you had all these criticisms earlier when you were doing more wrestling but when you start putting people to sleep like the average person that doesn't even follow the sport all of a sudden is going oh no no that's the baddest motherfucker on the planet, right? You're probably feeling that a little bit right now. The internet love is crazy. I agree. And the thing about that is, like I said, I've said it before. When I got into this, I didn't get into this because I couldn't do anything else.

You know, I had plenty of different things. I went to school. I could have done things. I chose to get into this because i wanted to be the best i wanted to prove that i was the best and then you get to this point where i'm doing it and i'm doing it and i'm using my technical skills and i'm beating everybody yeah but then it's like you know the sport is still it's still growing to where yeah you have the hardcore fans who understand the technical ability of it and they appreciate that.

And then you have, you know, the beer drinking guys who just need something to do on Saturday. And they're just like, let's get on down to the bar and let's catch this fight. And those guys, they want to see guys bang. And, you know, it took me time to be able to get to the point where I was loose enough with myself and my technical ability and trusting in them to know that I can do whatever I want to do. And I've said in the last couple of fights, I'm starting to have fun. And that's that's scary. I'm starting to have fun with this now. When I start having fun with it, you know, and that's when I started doing wild shit in there.

And the sky's the limit. I noticed you were hitting another level when I saw Connor mention you. Because Connor, I think, is on like marketing mode 24-7, right? So whoever has the most gravity, he's trying to attach himself to that gravity. And he's trying to attach himself to that gravity and he's trying to attach himself to that story right so while it's really cool and or maybe annoying that he's doing it it is it is important to note that this is where he notices the gravity going right he's going i might have to come up to 170 you're not coming up to 170 i don't even know how you make 170 dude when you were on top of the cage bro it was different when you were on top of

you had titty muscles on your titty muscles bro it was it was one of the most unbelievable things i've ever seen so wait there's no way connor could come up but the fact that he's he's coming after the gravity you created you know you're entering a different stratosphere right now. No, absolutely. That's the thing with my manager as well. He recognizes that. He's very smart. Shout out to my manager, Ali

Abdullaz. Conor is Conor is Conor. We have to give him props for what he's done and the space that he's put himself in. But at this point, he gets a little bit corny and he gets a little bit, you know, we're in this age of all these clout chasers and people always continue in this steel clout. is getting to the point where it's if I can't create it myself anymore, then I'll just I'm just going to chirp and

get to whoever has got it. You know, when Izzy, Israel Adesanya fights. Our boy. Boom, my boy. When Izzy fights, boom, Conor's tweeting about something, you know, and it's like why? Why are you trying to steal some of that

shine? Why are you? That's not what's going on when you take a seat young man you know it's not your turn right now but he can't stand it or where someone else goes he can't stand it he has to speak up and and in that space that's where he's at right now you know and connor's saying i might have to come up he's let's he's mentioned before he said ah, that 170 belt is looking quite good. And then I gave him an opportunity. I said, hey, you want to fight for the belt? Here, you can fight for the belt. During, I believe, right before the COVID happened.

I said, yo, you can fight for the belt. Here. He said nothing. Went silent. Radio silent. Didn't hear anything yeah two days later anderson silver does an interview about you know potentially fighting connor connor goes i accept yeah yeah yeah yeah now you know my man you know it just it looks bad for you right now because at

the end of the day if you want to fight me pick up that phone call call dana and say dana i want to fight that guy and and you know let's be honest it's kind of hard to shy away from that it's hard for me to shy away from a fight period i will shy away from fights yeah but um if it's conor mcgregor let's be honest yeah it's hard to shy away from that one you know it's very hard to shy away from that one so if conor really wanted to come up, he would do it. He won't get on Twitter and turn into Twitter fingers and basically just start tweeting and chasing

clout here. You know, I'm not into that business. I'm into the Hurt business and I'm starting to do that very well. Yeah, I think you are. Go on. Let me ask you this. Conor wants to fight you. What do you want? Because now I'm starting to hear casual guy, oh, this is one of the greatest ever, maybe. So what do you want? Because now I'm starting to hear casual guy, oh, this is one of the greatest ever maybe.

So what do you want to do to get to the point where it's like, oh, that's the fucking goat? The crazy thing for me is I just, I can't, I try not to even think about that. I can't think about that. I don't want to worry about that. I've seen a few guys start thinking about that. I don't want to worry about that. I've seen a few guys start thinking about that. A guy that actually ruled in my division for a little while was starting to make those statements and say those, yes, I'm this, I'm that, I'm this, I'm that, instead of worrying about the next one

in front of you, the next one in front of you. My full focus is on the next guy in front of me. Now I go out there and i take out that next guy guess what there's gonna be another next guy boom i take out that guy there's gonna be another next guy you continue to do that and you do it long enough people are gonna be like holy look at this yeah look what this guy's done and so that's just where i try to focus my mind and my attention and when i'm when i'm done with it and I walk away, I'm going to look back and I can say, wow, damn, I did that shit. That's me. There's a – all right, guys.

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flagrant go there right now let's get back to the show there's a fight that i'm sure people are starting to mention now we're huge fans of israel adesanya the show. We've had Izzy on the show. That's our homie. I know that's your homie. There's one division between you guys. You are massive for 170, and Izzy is not big for 185. Is that a potential fight for you or Izzy? Is that a potential fight? Because I know you're both competitors, and that is a bad motherfucker over there, right? Absolutely.

What do you think about that? We are, we're both competitors and don't be fooled by that. Izzy's deceptively big for a while. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always tell people. He's deceptively big. He's tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Strong legs and he moves well

and striking just unreal unreal at the the rate and the pace that he's able to see strikes and adjust and react to them is next level yeah and um you know if i was if i wasn't who i was that would be a test that i would oh my god i would i would i would salivate over. But that's my brother, man. And I just, I couldn't see myself getting in there and mentally preparing to fight.

I couldn't see that. And this is a quote that I've said time and time and time again. I'd rather see two Nigerians with belts than one Nigerian with two belts so you know that's not a fight i'm looking at okay looking at that being said what if izzy came out and said that your family can't cook joel off rice what if he said your joel off rice is trash would you have

to avenge that i would call him up asap ASAP, and we got to have a conversation about that, bro. We need to have a cook-off. I'm saying. You know, I just can't picture it. I just can't picture it right now. No, I love that. I think that's great, and I think it's cool. You see fighters.

There have been fighters throughout history that have done it they've just been such close friends that they wouldn't didn't want to do it and also you guys are fortunate enough to be in financial situations where you're not uh needing that fight in order to feed your family etc uh but these pipe dreams are always cool interesting thing um about about what you're going through right now which i think is always really interesting is like you hear like guys like george saint pierre they think about coming back right and they're like oh yeah i might come back for that khabib fight he's not mentioning coming back for that ushma fight is he no i i just i i'm starting to slowly my hope for that fight is starting to dwindle. Yeah. And it just doesn't make sense for him.

It doesn't. To go, to still have your name attached. Look at how I'm slowly elevating and building myself and his name still attached to it. So that's what you want. Once you cement it and you put yourself in that place, there's no point in risking it. And that's the one thing that I do love about George that I believe we think similarly on and we agree on is that he's honest with himself. He's very, very honest with himself as far as stating what he's capable of, what he thinks, and just the facts. Fighters of today are better than fighters of yesterday.

Right. And fighters of tomorrow will be better than fighters of today. It's a fact. And George is honest about that. And that's one thing that I commend him for. And I love that he's honest about it because a lot of people like to make that debate. Who, Joe? You versus George.

You versus George. Or me versus Matt Hughes. I would kill Matt Hughes. Yeah. You know, it's just different. It's different. It's not that Matt Hughes wasn't a great. Matt Hughes was a pioneer.

I'd put him on the Matt Rushmore of welterweights. He's great, but you think about the time and you think about the way MMA was being fought at that time. You know, a lot of fighters had one skill that they were very good at. The hoist grace, very jujitsu specialist to where now you get guys who come in with two skills, boxer, wrestler, and they start taking over. That's the Matt Hughes era. And now you have guys who come in with two skills, boxer, wrestler,

and they start taking over. That's the Matt Hughes era. And now you have guys that can do everything. Matt Hughes doesn't know what a calf kick is. Like imagine, you know, I gave Matt Hughes about four calf kicks. Forget it. That fight's done. It's different.

So, you know, that's just a difference to where it makes it very, very hard to really say, oh, who's the best. But GSP, that's a fight that if I still got – if I got a call tomorrow, I don't know if I wouldn't believe it. You can't. Yeah, you can't say that. Let's go. George signed. Let's freaking do this.

I absolutely would do it. I'd be jazzed up for that one, but I just don't think that's going to happen because George is very – We don't want to take too much of your time, but I do have another question. What do you think the best, because you brought it up, what do you think the best skill set is for the modern day fighter?

Because I've been looking at a lot of guys who came up with wrestling backgrounds and then learned striking and it seems like that's the most well-rounded if they can get

the striking down. If they don't learn the striking, then they can struggle. But what do you think that elite recipe is for the MMA fighter today? It's hard to deviate from facts. And the fact is, let's think about it. You watch a street fight go down right now.

Okay, you're watching it. Boom, these guys are fighting. Think about a fight there's only three positions that a fight could be in both could be standing up trading punches one guy on top of the other guy on the ground beating him up or reverse the other guy on top of the ground beating him up three positions that a fight could take place yeah and two-thirds of a fight that of those positions are on the ground. Yeah. So as a wrestler, that means I have the ability to control and dictate where that fight takes place.

So if you're a jujitsu specialist and you you want to submit me, you've got to be able to take me down. If you can't take me down in my life, as in my last fight, how are you going to use that jiu-jitsu? Yeah. You can't. And as a striker, if you're a great boxer or a kickboxer and you want to keep me standing and use it and I can take you down, how are you going to use that skill? You just can't. So it's very hard to deny the fact that wrestling is probably the single most important aspect of mixed martial arts right now yeah it is cool to see see that evolve okay i want to do a little lightning round you know we do a little light ring around when we have special guests on okay um here we

go this is going to be quick all right mazvidal said that you had pillows for hands. Was that because they made him go to sleep? I guess that's something you got to ask him, but I would say yes. That's a yes. Okay. Kamaru, you are basically royalty in Nigeria right now. Can you ask those Nigerian princes to stop emailing me? Why are you at it? Tell him to stop emailing me.

Why you at it? Tell them to stop emailing me. Okay, this is a serious one. All right. Daniel Cormier or Jake Paul, who wins? Oh my God, that's not even serious. Jake, right? That's not serious. Honestly, I thought DC was going to smack him over the weekend.

It looked close. That's how you know DC loved that job. He loved that job. He loved it. Old school DC would have smacked dude right then. Not even a question. Would have smacked him. So DC love his ESPN, y'all.

You do. The mouse is doing good for DC. All right, man. Before you leave, who you want next, bro? Who do you want next? I don't... Like, think about it. I've been through them all.

I'm trying to think who else is there. At the end of the day now now what it comes down to is I like having fun now I like being able to go into the fight and know that I'm having fun now so in order for me to do that someone's got to motivate me George motivated me

by I mean it was the perfect excuse six weeks oh this guy can't do this and George sold the fight well I mean, it was the perfect excuse. Six weeks. Oh, this guy can't do this. And George sold the fight well. I mean, he's talking, oh, this guy doesn't hit hard at all. I mean, he wasn't blessed with the macho-ness to be able to hurt someone with his hands. And those things just kind of stick in my head.

It's like, oh, word? That's how you feel? All right. Okay. So these are things that motivate me to want to go in there and have fun. And right now, just looking at the guys, they're all just kind of sitting around waiting on me to pick them for them to get a payday. So I just want someone to show me something, show me some good activity to where I'm like, Oh shit, that dude is scary. All right. I want him to motivate me to, to, to get off. I'm literally, the couch is right there.

I'm literally on the couch all day today waiting for my daughter to get off school. So when someone motivates me, I'm going to get off this couch and, uh, and we'll go have fun again. Well, God bless, man. Thank you so much for calling in, man. We are big fans. We're rooting for you. You need anything you let us know. and and and we got you okay man thank you guys and you know i'm down here in south florida too so yo you gotta pull up through dog i told y'all i'm i'm you know i'm i'm the king of my family you know i'm into the shows this weekend yo you gotta come you gotta come out and whisper that I may have whispered that. He said, hey, I'm the king of Miami. Make sure Rick Ross didn't get out of somewhere.

We got to get you out to the stand-up shows this weekend, man. We're going to get you to come through, bro. All right, my man. And we got to get you in for an episode. I thought you were up in Jacksonville still. If I knew that you were down in Miami, I would have said pull up to the studio. No, I live in Bougie Boca, you know. Oh.

I see how it is. Yeah, but west though. West, not east. I'm west though. Yeah. Rough part. I don't know either. Drive on down here. We'll wait for you.

East streets of West Boca. East streets of West Boca. Yeah, facts. Facts. All right, brother. Well, thank you so much, man. Everybody go check out Kamaru, man. Let them know where they can check you out.

Obviously, Instagram, Twitter. Anything else that you push in? Anything else you want? Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat. Only fans? You showing that? You showing that dang-a-lang on Only Fans yet? I thought about it.

The real Nigerian nightmare. It's all the same handle. At Usman84KG. So, yeah, go check me out, guys. Jim King. All right, my man. Be good, dude. Peace.

Salam, doc. All right, man. Thank you, bro. All right, and we're back. Yo, go shout out Kamaru, man. Let him know you enjoyed him on the pod. Tag him, Instagram, Twitter, all that kind of stuff. Because he's a beast

man great dude wish him the absolute best and we'll make sure to have him back on uh i didn't know that he was a neighbor so it's good it's good to know um uh we gotta have him on with uh nganu and uh izzy oh that'd be fire the champ champ champs episode that'd be cool all right bet so um let's let's have this conversation right now because it was something i tweeted the other day it just kind of hit me i think that that uh dana white is the uh greatest promoter in history yeah and i got checked by um hingecliff yeah i got checked by my boy hingecliff and he brought up a great point and i and i concede to his point he said that vince mcmahon is the greatest promoter in history and i do agree with him because vince mcmahon has made a sport

that has a fixed outcome yeah be viewed supported and treated as if the outcome is not fixed right like they talk about on espn like this person. It's like, we knew who was going to win WrestleMania. But he's built this unbelievable machine. So, like, give it up to Vince, sure. But we're talking about non-fixed outcome sports, especially combat. UFC went from a fucking carnival show, okay? It was, people said human cockfighting.

That's what they thought it was. And now it is the pinnacle of combat sports. And this happened within our lifetime. cockfighting that's what they thought it was and now it is the pinnacle of combat sports yeah and this happened within our lifetime yeah and it happened with dana white at the helm yeah you got to give the credit where credit is due yep he's been able to build up these fighters like the thing about boxing is if you're a boxer and you can't build yourself up the promotions aren't going to build you up at all. Right. But the UFC is constantly building their own fighters because they're almost like a management system as well. Yeah.

Like once you're signed to the UFC, it's in their best interest to build you up. Right. Now, we can get to the Jake Paul tweet in a little bit. I want to talk about that. There are definitely criticisms in terms of how much the fighters are getting paid compared to like boxing, etc. are getting paid compared to like boxing etc but i feel what they've done and their ability to maintain the notoriety of their fighters and build up fighters within their ranks and also continue to build up fighters who have losses yes and continue to to maintain the interest in those fighters who have a bunch of fucking losses like masal, and he deserves tons of credit for this himself,

but at the same time, had like, what is it, 13 losses, 14 losses, maybe 15 now. It's like, most people who have that many losses in their career

are not fighting twice for a championship. He also has a lot of wins, but still. That's a lot of losses. Usually in fight sports, it doesn't matter. And I'll probably still watch

Masvidal's next fight. Absolutely. Yeah, if he makes me interested. And don't get me wrong, he did a lot of that work himself, but he was also with a promotion that had a vested interest in bringing his ass to the top yeah he's devised a system and maybe the fighters aren't making as much as they would with boxing but at the same time maybe these fighters wouldn't have all the opportunities that they would because they won't have this massive promotion there's tons of money

being spent in promoting all of them and fighting them often if the promotion didn't make that money. I have a hard time believing that the money just gets taken out of the UFC and just gets put into Dana White's pocket and nothing else happens. I believe that it's way more costly to run the UFC than it is to run the WBC, which is in boxing, right? Like, does the WBC have a facility where people fight at? Does the WBC have a promotional leg? Like, no, they just leave it up to Showtime or HBO or whatever one of these networks is promoting the fight. The UFC is constantly

promoting its own fighters. You go to UFC's Instagram posts, there's little videos that are made to make Kamaru look amazing, Masvidal look amazing, etc. They're constantly editing stuff, they're promoting, they're pushing. They're giving them content to post. Exactly. They're doing the work for them.

You got a boring fighter who don't even speak English? They're going to cook some shit up to make you look like a badass motherfucker. So I don't think it's as simple as just going, oh, yeah, we're just putting all this money in our pockets. Yeah. I think what we're doing is taking that money and reinvesting it in the brand. Yeah. They're running a business. They're running a fucking business.

So in order to build a business, it takes money. And yeah, I don't know. So I just think you got to give credit to this guy. He saw the problems in fight sports. He changed it for his specific sport. And I mean, it's just impressive, man. Steve Jobs of fight sports. OK, go on that.

Like you got one guy running shit the way Steve Jobs did at Apple. Yeah. And there's probably a lot of criticism. But the guy has a vision and he will execute it. And you might not see it. And you might not agree with the way he gets it done. But he will get it done. Like, Steve Jobs treated his employees like shit.

He never donated a goddamn dollar to charity when he was alive as far as I know. Some crazy stat about Apple not donating money. Whatever. Criticism after criticism of how this guy treated people. But he had a vision for what Apple was going to be and he fucking took it there. Dana White, you can have criticisms and I get it. I might have criticisms

but he has a vision for where UFC is going to go and he took it there. If you said 15 years ago this is going to be bigger than boxing, even 10 years ago I'd be like, I don't think so, man. It was like Bitcoin on some real shit. Like, yeah, okay, you're telling me this and and I guess I see the logic, but I just don't see it. And that motherfucker did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It is interesting, but you keep on seeing this criticism pop up about the fighters not getting paid enough. Yes. And then maybe we should bring up the tweet. But Jake Paul, who has continued to do something so fucking amazing. The gravity this kid has been creating around him is unbelievable. The entire arena is chanting fuck jake paul yeah at an mma card ufc 261 which is one of the most interesting mma cards in history it's not like it was boring right and they're distracted looking for any bit of distractions like all right let's just say fuck jake paul every fight is fucking scintillating and he still gets the arena and the first time everyone got together first time what's that first time you have a stadium

full of people and they're changing the first fucking time and i know that's driving dan white crazy absolutely fucking crazy and the fighters daniel cormier going and talking shit to him francis uh well kamara when we brought got brought up was like, yeah, man, that kid, like you can see he feels a way. Everybody feels a way about this kid. Yep. And that's a fucking, that's a, that's part of his genius really. Yeah.

Bro. That's his marketing. You saw him standing up, like taking pictures when everyone's chanting and he's just looking at them. Yep. All right, guys, we're gonna take a break for a second because we got to save you some fucking money. Okay.

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brainer. Go for it right now. Let's get back to the show. The kid knows what he's doing, man. So he posts this on Twitter. And he goes, at Dana White. Dana, you claimed that you would bet $1 million on me losing. Set up Askren to train with Freddie Roach. Gave him full access to UFC PI.

And he still got his ass handed to him. Seems like you are the real douche not Ariel in my third fight I made more in total pay than any fighter in UFC history maybe it's time to pay your fighters their fair share no wonder they all want to get into boxing Dana you say you make the fights the fans want to see so hurry up and make Jones versus Ngannou pay them their fair share 10 million dollar purse for each guy plus pay-per-view why are ufc fighters so underpaid versus boxers why did i make more in my third fight than all but two khabib and connor ufc fighters have in history i know why

dot dot dot no selling mistakes that doesn't impress me he hit the right there like like syntax he's only had three fights yeah give him 10 15 fights there'll be some spelling mistakes for sure but it is well written it's a fucking great point dude so he's what's really interesting about this is he's driving the wedge between the fighters and dana yeah and i thought dana did a very good job of like keeping the fighters on his side. The fighters seem very grateful for Dana and probably because he kept them working, i.e. fighting during the pandemic.

Right. And if you're a fighter who makes their living fighting and you can't even be around other people, it must be terrifying. How am I going to feed my family? Like, oh shit, this guy's working hard to make sure we can keep fighting and keep getting

paid. Thank you so much. Salvation. But he's driving the wedge between fighters and dana and now between fans and dana the fans want jones and ganu he's saying dana is stopping that from happening and dana's uh alleged greediness yeah now who knows if dana is being greedy with that money i'm really curious to hear what dana's spending on building the ufc itself yeah because it is undeniable that these fighters get to take advantage of the brand that the UFC is.

Yeah. You immediately fight on the UFC and all of a sudden you are legitimized. They're going to build you up. And if you have exciting fights, they're going to make you a fucking superstar on their platform. That costs money.

I don't know how many millions it costs. I don't know how much less they have to pay fighters versus boxing where you don't do that for your fighter. But I'm curious if I was a young fighter, if that'd be worth it. If I'd be willing to take that percentage of my pay and give it back to the promotional company and have them do it. Or if a young fighter would go, hey, just pay me the full amount. I'll take care of my own promo. Right.

But maybe the UFC goes, we're better at it than you. Yeah. You will make more money if you go along this. And the guys that are at the top, they might not be making those fucking $1,500 million. They're not starving. You know what I'm saying? Like, is he still making millions? Is he making the company tens of millions?

Yes. Should he get more because he's making them? Some would say yes. I would say yes just because he can promote shit outside of what the UFC can do. But there are boring fighters that need that UFC promo. And it's worth whatever they're taking out of their salary because they wouldn't get those fights because they're too boring outside of the fight itself. Yeah.

It's tricky. Not to mention without UFC existing, what was the alternative before that? You know what I mean? Like obviously the Bellator and things like that. But like if you're a young mixed martial artist in like 2005, like even like 2001. The K-1 tournaments were really big out there in japan and where they make

pride money pride i think k1 was purchased by pride or vice versa but yeah i don't know if they were making tons of money to be honest and i doubt it you could argue the rising tide of ufc just lifts all ships that would be his problem so that's what i'd be curious about like these fighters are making maybe not as much as they're supposed to be paid by the promotion whatever but they're making more than they would have gotten paid had this thing not existed yeah like i don't know what the average fighter salary was yeah or two like yeah the counter could be sure you don't get paid like boxers boxing is also dying so that's the other thing that people don't realize about boxers right it's like you see the top of the top making all this money. Yeah. And the bottom of the bottom make nothing.

Like I don't think the bottom of the bottom boxers are making more than UFC fighters. Right. Like I would argue that there are more UFC fighters that are making a functional living. In other words, they can eat just off their UFC money than there are boxers. Just the top of the top in boxing is what makes all the money. So that money in the UFC is spread over far more fighters, which if you're a UFC fighter for a living, chances are you're not going to be the top of the top.

So it's nice that you can make a fucking living doing the thing that you love, even though it's very dangerous. Whereas a boxer, you're basically working as well as boxing until you get a sponsor, which is a rich guy that wants a piece of your purse in perpetuity, or you get a huge fucking fight. But most boxers have fucking day jobs. I guess a lot of UFC guys do as well.

I'm just saying it's quicker to get to that middle tier. Who knows if it's right? And also if the brand equity of UFC gives these athletes another chance to make money, another avenue to make money. Yeah. There's even this guy from the last fight, Touch and Go,

I forget his name, but he drove all his people to his Twitch. Oh, yeah. He had this platform and he was able to utilize UFC's brand in order to make money

on his own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas like boxing, I don't know if they have, if those like promotions have the same type of equity where you could make your own side thing

unless you're in the 1% of fighters. Yeah, that's right. I remember that guy. It was an interesting move. I don't know. It's just a crazy game. It's cool to see what happens. Let's do some feelings, no facts,

and let's get out of here. So you want to start with LeBron James? Oh, yeah. LeBron being a fucking goofy again. So LeBron came out and tweeted, I think it was on the day of the Derek Chauvin conviction. Yep. He came out and tweeted a picture of the cop

in the Michaela Bryant shooting. I believe that was her name. Micaiah, I think. Micaiah. Yeah. And he basically just posted a picture of the cop and said, your next hashtag accountability. And then there was like a sand timer.

Yeah. Whatever those things are. Yeah, the hourglass timer. You're doing too much, LeBron. Yeah. You're doing too much. The picture of the face and shit is like, come on, dog. You're doing too much.

That situation with Micaiah Bryant is tragic, but it's so fucking tricky that that's not the one where you show the cop's face. fucking tricky that like that's not the one where you show the cop's face the cop shot a human that he believed was trying to stab another human and potentially kill them okay that is a really tough decision to make in the moment people go she was only 16 years old it's like you're not thinking how old someone is when they have a knife and they're about to stab another person right i don't think you're going well how many years have they been on this earth you're going this person is about to commit a felony and potentially murder another human being in front of me if he did nothing what would we be saying we'd be saying the same thing we'd be going oh so i guess cops just let black people kill black people that would be the conversation on twitter if that cop did nothing okay if that was that was my daughter, I am so fucking grateful that a

cop stepped in there and stopped her from being fucking stabbed. I think my understanding, and this is, it is different. It's still different, but I think my understanding is she called the cops and she was getting jumped and trying to defend herself. So maybe it's a little different, and you could say, we need better policing. This guy should be held accountable, but he's a different person than Derek Chauvin.

That's what I would say. Derek Chauvin is like, you are killing this guy slowly, knee on his neck. You want to put his face up? Okay. Yeah, I'm with it. Let's go. No, no, no. You're okay with him putting the face up? No, if it's Derek Chauvin? Oh, Derek Chauvin. Yeah, if it's Derek Chauvin,

like somebody that's doing something like that, hey man, hey, you were this is what, this is kind of like not what you deserve or whatever but i don't have a problem not much of a gray area with there there's no gray area with this there's more gray what do you mean more the whole thing is fucking gray yeah there's an there's a completely reasonable argument to say he was 100 justified what what do you want to do maybe shooting the leg if you want him to say go for the leg or something like that taser or

something i don't know if a taser is going to stop her from stabbing another human being and potentially killing them. Like, I'm watching the video. She's going to stab the girl. Yeah. Now, I understand she called the cops and she was the one being jumped. And she had to kill him multiple rounds. But that's also disputed, whether or not she was the one that called the cops. Is that right?

Yeah. Apparently that was. And again, whether or not the police are going to release factual information or not, that's also disputed. But apparently it was her mother or her aunt that said that she was the one that not the police are going to release like factual information or not yeah that's also disputed but apparently it was her mother or like her aunt that said that she was the one that called the police and then pieces of her story have already been proven to be not necessarily true and so there's still dispute as to whether or not she was the one that called the police or if it was the girl that was attempted to be stabbed so there's dispute about that fact as well i mean what if it comes out like who knows but what if it comes out that the girl that was about to be stabbed is the one that called the police

yeah and she's calling the police so that she's not going to be stabbed and then the police come and they stop her from being stabbed to your point then that's the gray area there's a lot of gray area in this case i don't understand why it's gray why is this so hard for people to look at a person is stabbing another human being and the cops stop that that's the you know why it might be you know why it might be hard to look at because yeah it might be hard to look at as gray area so much gray because you just said it's all gray area 90 seconds ago oh i meant there's no what do you mean it's all gray you said in reference to what in reference to what joven is black and white but with this scenario it's all gray area and now you just said yeah i'm sorry if i misspoke what i would and i thought i was pretty clear with my intention

throughout this discussion i misspoke with the color but like all i'm saying is i don't understand how people see this as um like some form of like shocking or police brutality because it's just steeped in like racial context i understand but if we remove that from the racial context, if these people are white, or if these people are both Asian or just people or something else, it's not a white cop shooting a black person, right? This is a cop that did his job. Yeah.

It literally is that. The argument to make would just be change policing excessive force. To what? To allow girls to kill other girls? Like you said, if you want to shoot them in the leg or whatever, or multiple, it was like four or five shots, right?

It didn't need that many shots and a taser could have done the job. And even if we just use a taser? That shit is mad easy to say when it's not your daughter about to be getting stabbed. Yo, if my daughter's about to be stabbed and there's a cop there and he's going, well, I guess I'll just taser. No. You make sure my daughter's safe.

And I don't disagree with that. And that's where I do think there is actually a lot of gray area with this. So if you want to make it excessive, whatever, or you don't need to shoot multiple times, cool. I can hear that. Taser, maybe. I don't know. I see a certain amount effective only a certain amount so if it's yo shooting the leg walk away from the taser but that's what i'm saying i'm with like i don't necessarily just accept that yeah just tase them i'm not that's possible but for sure i don't think you need to shoot four or five times if you cannot shoot to kill great that's where the gray area that's well that's why it's not on this cop, to be honest,

as much as it is the way cops are trained. So putting this cop's face up is irresponsible. They told the cop, they trained him and said, if someone's going to try to kill someone else, you got to kill him. We know that LeBron James on Twitter, he happens to be one of the most prolific athletes in history. He's done amazing things in his career, not only through athletics, but through charity and that kind of stuff. That's really cool. He's also a fucking goofball, fake activist that just virtue signals

for pats on the back. And it's a shame, but that is what it is. But he also lives that life as well. He also does amazing things. He makes a fucking school. He cares about these kids. I'm sure he donates millions of dollars. So we're expecting him to be like this perfect fucking human being, get everything right every single time, which is not fair. We don't we're expecting him to be like this perfect fucking human being get everything right every single time which is not fair we don't get everything right every time lebron doesn't he's gonna get it way more because it's an eg touching point conservative just go at lebron he's a lightning rod it is what it is and also when he posted the tweet i don't know if all the facts about the story were out i don't know i don't know if they knew that there was a knife involved and that's him being irresponsible with his platform and he has to know what comes with

that yeah he should and it was a responsibility thing but i don't know if they knew that there was a knife involved. And that's him being irresponsible with his platform. And he has to know what comes with that. Yeah, he should. And it was a responsibility thing. But I don't know if he necessarily knew all the context. And then he took it back. Maybe he found more context and then deleted it. And that's fair. And he did the right thing to delete it. Don't leave it up there if it's going to be misinforming.

I'm just saying it's like the fact that we could get into some sort of like racial situation, like, oh, he didn't have to shoot her three times. How do you know if he hit her? Like if he shot her after she's on the ground yeah that's fucked up but if you're letting off three to make sure that you hit her so that you can save the girl that she's trying to penetrate with a knife i don't see that as this racist act of a cop i think there are plenty other racist acts of cop that we can focus on and think about fixing policing. This is not the one where we go, we need to fix policing.

I can agree with that. Yeah, because that's the argument. In a vacuum, if that was what should have been done, but people are asking like for all of those that should have been done, how many mistakes have been made in policing in general that need like that non-lethal force or that extra step to prevent that? And she would be that piece of collateral damage in that situation the person i just i just think maybe like this take away from like a very valid argument that we should fix policing right when you use this as the example for fixing policing so many people go uh what are you talking about these are just people crying about bullshit this is dumb this is stupid you give them an out you give them the it is literally the perfect out

it's like how do we fix policing we stop them from saving people's lives they're about to be murdered you want to stop that part like i think a lot of people look at this and would go policing works i think a lot of people watch that they go wow you saved a person's life yeah i didn't uh yeah to your point there's there's a need for change or whatever but if you're going to be passionate about it you got to make sure you're talking to the other side. We're just talking to ourselves. You're not going to make change. Let's elevate the things that need to be changed.

There's a case coming. I think we just saw it on Twitter in South Carolina. They've declared a state of emergency because body cam footage is about to be released. A black guy got murdered last week by a cop. And I don't know what the footage is, but potentially that's going to be, that sounds like one, the way the city's preparing, or it's like, oh, hey, this is probably going to be another Chauvin type. Yo, this is foul. We got to do something about this.

Let's highlight that. Let's elevate that. Let's give as much, let's put as much gas on that flame as we possibly can, because there can improve policing. The idea that you can't improve policing is absurd. You can improve everything. Yeah. Literally everything in life can be improved.

And if you're pushing back against the improvement of anything, you're a baboon. Yeah. Okay. Very simple. We can prove it. Do we take examples that people are not going to agree with at all and use them and highlight them as why policing can be improved? No.

Yeah. We show when something doesn't work at all and it completely breaks down why it needs to be improved. Right. I mean, this is just such a no brainer situation. I don't know how it fucking shut down the internet. So it could. Yeah.

If you look at this and you say, yo, we can still improve policing. Cool. But if you're going to make this a cornerstone of your argument for police brutality, I just think it's, it's easier for the other side to pick apart. Yeah. You know who wants you to do that? The other side. Yeah.

The other side would want nothing more. Cause then i don't have to emotionally invest i can write it off in my mind and then live my life and not worry it would be literally it would be like conservative anti-black lives matter people's dream yeah if the black lives matter movement and the defund the police movement use this situation as their as their perfect example as to why we need to improve policing or defund the police or get rid of police like that would be their absolute wet dream if they did that yeah because it would be so like you said earlier so easy to dismiss yeah you know yeah i also think the media had something to do with like sort of fanning the flames of it because the story broke like pretty

much like hours after the derrick chauvin conviction and there was like a lot of like pent-up anxiety and tension about the conviction of whether or not he would be guilty or not guilty and then in the wake of that the media is pushing the story saying you know like young 16 year old girl shot by white police officer which is technically true but then there's more context to it that seems to get left out of the headlines and obviously with the way the media works those things don't necessarily get picked up and And so a lot of people that felt, I think, tension and anxiety and even animosity from the Chauvin verdict, I think were able to find an outlet for their frustration with this story as well. Especially because I think a lot of people

were surprised at the verdict. And it's unfortunate that you go through life being surprised. That would be such a clear-cut situation. but and and and that is absolutely horrible but i think there are a lot of people expecting choven to get off and then having anger and angst based on that expectation and then he gets uh convicted on all counts and all of a sudden that anger and angst doesn't go away it needs to be processed in some way or needs to be projected on something and then the perfect fucking case on paper cop shoots 16 year old black girl without any context the perfect on paper for you to be upset about steamroll yeah and even the people that were excited they're like wow this is such a great victory and then they see this kind of story again that same headline

and they go oh wow we're back where we started and so like the emotional response from this especially in the wake of such a controversial ruling i think is like uh yeah i think it has a lot of that is why that kind of story got picked up in the fan so much what do you think now no i just think uh people confuse or conflate yeah conflate like racist cops with... Bad policing. Excessive force. Oh. I think the knife combo is really excessive force combo. That's what I was saying. Race combo.

Yeah. So what do you think the right thing to do would be in that situation? I mean, there are countries that don't really wield guns. You have the UK. They police their countries without the use of guns it's like i think you just have a portion of your police that have guns and then you call them for escalated situations but yeah i think if you have it on your waist it's like that's just going to be your go-to because you know this will get the job done instead of this thing that's maybe 75 effective

or some type of pepper spray in the uk they they have guns they just they're trained to have some type of de-escalation and i don't think all police have guns i think there's gun police already don't have they don't walk around with guns on yeah yeah that's crazy in europe considering all that goes down there sorry um yeah that's the bigger combo though is like that's a terror attack issue yeah should the state have a monopoly on like murder you know what i mean like the state is able to kill people and the question is should they be allowed to and should citizens have like more leeway in that in that regard there's so much control over like what we're allowed to do as

citizens i mean that's an easy that's a easy question you know at least for us to answer is if you have an armed republic you need an armed police force. And if you don't want an armed police force, then take away the arms from the republic. Take away the arms from the people. I personally like the fact that we have the right to bear arms. And I understand the cost of that is police also get to do it. Because how the fuck are you going to police me if I can point a gun at you and now you got to do whatever the fuck I say? So in the UK, they cannot have guns.

So you can have a little billy club and chase someone with that shit. Simple as that. We make that choice. And unfortunately, we have to live with the cost of that choice. If the speed limit is 75 miles per hour and let's say car crashes at over 25 miles per hour often lead to death or whatever, that's the cost that we pay for the 75 mile per hour speed limit. If we don't want any more deaths, we bring it down to 25 and we'll be okay but we got shit to go we got shit to go to we got shit a place to be yeah it's a tricky listen and i think people just don't want to reckon with the idea there are certain police killings that are justified in the wake of so many killings that

aren't justified people are hypersensitive yep i see All right, what else we got? We got Oscars popping off. I didn't even know it was happening until I looked at Twitter. So I didn't even know movies came out this year. What movies? First of all, actually, before, I need to give a huge shout out to our boy Van Lathan. Oh, shit. Ex-TMZ employee Van Lathan. Best thing that could ever happen was was leaving tmz so we could

win a fucking oscar that's wild yeah so shout out to van that's my brother i love you man i'm so proud of you and uh it's just so great to see and yeah it's just it's just his journey's been awesome to watch and uh and yeah it's that's just great that's just great short film doc his stock it's called two distant strangers yeah so yeah yeah yeah gotta look out for that um so check that out man check out van show love to van man um but what were you saying about the oscars in general i just had no idea i just think it's getting more and more irrelevant every year and it's so funny to watch these actors still think they matter and do their fucking social chance whenever they win an award and nobody cares yeah it is. Well, ready for the numbers? Yeah. Officially the lowest Oscar viewership in history.

Under 10 million. And last year was the all-time low of like 23 million. So it's dropped that drastically low. And this was directed or put together, produced by Steven Soderbergh, who like brought you the Oceans franchise. Like you all right he's gonna shake it up garbage still three hours no monologues no no sauce nothing you know i love watching actors lose is because they swear they're for the people and then they all put on ten thousand dollar outfits to be for the people where they go to this award show and the people are literally caged off and they walk a royal red carpet like kings and queens and then they go into a fucking castle

and lock the door and then you watch them pat themselves on the back like kings and queens you're not for the people you are kings and queens pretending even to add to that i'm pretty sure that the city of los angeles like bust out homeless people and got them away from the venue that they were having this is so this is so funny and the city away from the venue that they were having. This is so funny. The city displaced the homeless from that area, right? Yeah. And then I believe

Best Picture or something like that, or one of the What was it? It was the Best Picture. Best Picture was a movie about homelessness. Nomadland. They bust out, they sweep away the homeless. They go in with their,

sweep away the tense, sweep away the homeless so that they can give out an award for a movie about homelessness and the crisis that that is. It's unbelievable. The fact that you think

you have the right to get political, it's infuriating to me. Yeah. Like, you have no, you have no ground to stand on. You're the most out of touch person on earth yeah yeah yeah i fucking hate actors you just talk for a living

but you don't even write what you talk sure i mean yeah what does that say about hollywood that all these uh all the like the oscars are tanking and all these other like award shows are tanking it's over baby well i think you could say in terms of that's decreased in terms of like, I guess, importance. But people still are loving content more than ever. They're just finding in different ways. And it's like, all right, we don't really care about the fame in a certain way. That's why when you watch content on TV, like you talk almost less about actors and someone saying that show is great with these Brits you've never seen in your life. And so that's it

that's that's good writers and directors and that's going to come up and there's a lot more voices that can be seen i mean you think about it all of the winners it's the the ones who really controlled it were netflix like hulu that's where you can see all these films i mean they're still controlled by some of the studios but yeah it's just taking over covid is that just like this year isn't particularly bizarre because i'm sure it didn't help theaters like i have no clue any of the films that were nominated this year i mean do you guys know there was like this big there's this big beef over uh because chadwick boseman r.i.p didn't win and anthony hopkins won yeah or best actor right soon to be r.i.p right let's be honest about who anthony hopkins

probably i'm just going off numbers here you know i mean um actuary table that's actually the funniest guy on social media you should follow him you think he's a 20 20 year old wild boy so here's my point right people are upset that chadwick boseman didn't win right how many people saw the anthony hopkins movie the father i didn't even know that movie existed. I don't even know what Chadwick Boseman was nominated for. Black Panther? What was he nominated for? Sound of Metal? No.

No. Rainey's Black Bottom. I don't even know these movies. I have no clue. So people are getting outraged about it. Be honest. You didn't see any of them. None of us saw movies this year.

Yeah. I wish I didn't. Yeah, you would have thought that they would have, because everything's available, and it used to be. I wish I didn't see a goddamn movie this year, I'll tell you that much. I saw one too many fucking movies. Callback to last episode, guys.

Yeah. I mean, I'm tired of it, bro. I'm just tired. Yeah. The only one I saw was Judas and the Black Messiah, and I thought that was great. I heard it was amazing. Shout out to Lucas it, bro. I'm just tired. Yeah. The only one I saw was Judas and the Black Messiah. And I thought that was great. I heard it was amazing. Shout out to the Lucas Brothers, man.

Did that win anything? Yeah. David Kulai or whatever, however you say his name, he won for best supporting actor. That's cool. Yeah. And he's a hell of a fucking actor. Great actor. But I can't tell you he did better than anybody else because I didn't see shit.

Nobody saw shit. Yeah. And you would have thought that they would have figured out how to like really market those films because typically with the normal oscars those movies don't get a big release they wait for the oscars you see the winners and then they go in a bigger theatrical release this time it's like they're all streaming they could have done a push everyone would have been ready to see it nope no just they also were depressing dramas like it was you know people that were already depressed like we're gonna put more depressing shit out like come on b

yeah they need dana white to promote the oscars yeah you know who had it right back in the day was mtv movie awards they killed it kill talk shit to everybody make fun of everybody have sketches making fun of everything and then just let fans vote and we're not gonna be happy with it because fans are stupid but at least it's fans. Yeah. You just can't have antics like that anymore. You know what I mean? Well, even MTV fucked it up.

They started thinking they started like thinking it was important. Like they stopped thinking the award show was a joke and they started thinking it was actually something serious and then they just ruined

the whole fucking thing. Yep. I mean, whatever. That's the problem. When these goofies start taking themselves seriously, man, it is it's a damn, damn shameies start taking themselves seriously man it is it's a damn damn shame um all right what about mortal kombat al you just saw it oh yeah i saw

mortal kombat it was yeah i give it like two out of five really but you know nostalgia was cool sub-zero character yeah it was like sub-zero and the scorpion like character there back and forth that was that made the movie yeah yeah outside of that i was like how was raiden yeah trash really like it looked like the cgi for his eyes like we could have did that on fucking that bad yeah and first mode of combat was so lit when we were kids oh my god that was fun if you watch it back now, because I put it on after, and it's so bad. What's worse? It's horrible.

For these times, this one is worse, because the fucking graphics should be way better. Was it traumatizing to see the movie after I whooped your ass in Mortal Kombat when we were in North Carolina? Are you lying? You know you go to hell when you lie like that. What are you talking about? Mark, you were absolutely horrible. What were you lying about? You were horrible in everything we played. I whooped you lie like that. Mark, you were absolutely horrible. You were horrible in everything

we played. I whooped you in Mortal Kombat. NBA Jam, you're nice at? Nah, I got his number now. I got his number now. When we left, let's be honest. He went on a run. Mark is nice at NBA Jam. You haven't beat me in NBA Jam. The last four times we played, I beat you.

Last four times we played. Who did you play with? I played in my same team. Oh, my God. He doesn't know what team he played with. He doesn't play. The Knicks, Ewing and Starks. I'm putting in hours, bro. I put in hours.

I train every day. This guy. This man can't even keep up. Wait, wait, wait. He really beat you last four times? Yeah, no. You're going to lie here and say I beat you last four times? I've been untouched.

I swear to God, bro. I've been untouched. Yo, he just swore to God, bro. Yeah, bro. You heard what he said. Untouched. He's not swearing anything. Yo, you swear to God you didn't lose the last four times y'all played? I swear to God I didn't lose the last four games.

I swear to God I didn't lose the last four games I played. When did you beat me? When did you beat me? Why do you believe him, bro? Because he seems so fucking like... He does seem sincere, bro. When did you beat me? Usually the more shocked person is telling the truth. Four times in a row? You can't believe what's happening.

The last four times we played. When? You couldn't get a win. What do you mean when? The last four. That's when. I remember the days, bro. Was this when we were packing up?

I beat you when we were packing up, when we were packing up the studio. He didn't even play a full game because we stopped playing. Oh, that sounds like bullshit. Yeah, he noticed that, right? Yeah, we did stop playing. You quit playing. We quit. We were packing.

Yeah, but. Guys, can I just? Hold on. Who won? For real, for real. I swear. This guy's lying. We were packing. Yeah. Guys, can I just? Hold on. Who won? For real, for real. I swear. This guy's lying. You haven't beat me.

Yo, bring the game here right now. Bring the game here right now. We going to an arcade right now. No, I was getting my ass bust. I'll be honest with you. I was tight. I didn't lose. I just stopped playing it.

That game's stupid. I started playing online. I started playing online with people. Can I be honest? I just really love that you guys are enjoying my gift so much. It really makes me happy that I can bring you so much joy. Not your gift. That's out there's gift? I just really love that you guys are enjoying my gift so much. It really makes me happy that I can bring you so much joy. Not your gift.

That's Aldaya's gift. I just really am so happy that Aldaya and me just came together. What happened to the bigger one you were going to get for here? Yeah, remember you were going to get a bigger one?

Yeah, you were going to get a bigger one for here. You said, oh, we're not going to bring it because I'll just get one in Miami. Yeah, you did say that. I'll order it. Hey, listen,

you want it right now? I'll order it right now. Let's see. Let's wait until he does it. Look my soul was like what you doing anywho um okay last one and then we out of here all right this story is coming from japan apparently there is a man in japan that dated 35 women at the same time and told them all that his birthday was on a different day gets arrested for fraud fire wait why is he arrested for fraud i don't know he's defrauding people i guess i think it was financial he's getting these birthday gifts i think presents from all the chicks i think it

was another thing that he was doing i think it was like a financial fraud thing that he was involved with simultaneously while dating all these chicks so he had 35 girls in the roster. In the Waldorf. In the Waldorf. He had 35 bitches in the Waldorf. Yeah. Right? 35 geishas in the Waldorf. I got geishas in the Waldorf. Yo, this guy's a legend.

We need him on the track. Yo. So he got birthday presents, and these girls were so tight when they found out they wanted their money back for the birthday presents. Yeah. Take your little birthday present, bitch you why is this an international story because you got tricked oops yeah when you break up with a guy do you give him his shit back all his gifts he gave you yeah you give it back no this is supposed to be a gift what what's what's the problem here you lied about that's so goofy how you didn't know he was dating 35 other girls that's absurd.

Yeah. Dummy. That's on the shorties, bro. Yo, does this say something about Japan, though? Yes. Declining population, my guy. What do you think it says about Japan? I don't know.

I agree with whatever you're saying. Declining population, bro. That's a decline population. But did we just know Japanese men have a hard time hooking up with Japanese women that they have a declining birth rate and they have to teach the men in Japan

how to procreate? So then one dude who actually talks to him has 35 girls. It like fellas step it up out there bro are they the ones that like slam on the wall yeah they knock on the wall i'm off like slammed on a lot of walls oh yeah absolutely he probably got that michael j fox he wasn't even trying to date these girls it was just shaking my walls they're like oh it's time for me to get some dick that's how simple it is to get pussy out there in Japan and these motherfuckers won't do it still.

Dog, isn't that crazy? Declining population, dog. Declining population. I don't know, man. I feel like, hey, Asian chicks, I feel bad for you because dudes won't talk to you. I do feel bad. That sucks.

Imagine you're an Asian girl out there. You just want to get cracked open. What do you mean, in Japan? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because Asian girls here girl out there. You just want to get cracked open. What do you mean? In Japan? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So it's like. Because Asian girls here are doing fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what happens. They come here and I get it. They just got to put themselves in a vending machine. Like a claw game or something? I'm telling you. Oh, my God. They were in a vending machine 100%. They could get picked up immediately.

You definitely get a boyfriend. If you want a boyfriend in Japan, you just got to put yourself in a vending machine 100%. They could get picked up immediately. You definitely get a boyfriend. If you want a boyfriend in Japan, you just got to put yourself in a vending machine. Just one day in a vending machine, some dude will find you 100%. Wow. That's so good. That's a great point, bro. That's a great point. 35 seems like too much, bro.

What, girls? Trying to date 35 women? Yeah. I don't even understand the practicality how many total conversations you think they had so much imagine 35 bro when i was in japan dude i would go out to dinner i'd never have seen this in my life there'd be couples that just would not talk the entire dinner dude they just sit there they either look at each other or they'd be on their phones together or they'd look at like the person making the food but zero conversation between each other i've never seen this so odd

so fucking odd place but like here's the thing that pisses me off about that shit if you have no expectation to even socialize at dinner the fuck you nervous about asking a girl to go out to dinner for oh that's a good point like you don't even gotta talk yeah why are you worried about asking a bitch out on a date that's an easy ass date bro it's so easy you go out you watch the chef cook because it's kind of like a performance or whatever the fuck and then you maybe go have sex or maybe you don't in america we gotta have some charisma you gotta come with the jokes the story i have an icebreaker or would you rather rather, bro. Come on. The charm. You got it laid on thick. Yep. And we not nervous out here.

Uh-uh. We'll hit on you on the street. Uh-uh. G's up. At the gym. G's up. Treadmill. G's up.

You doing the stairs. Out of breath. Can I get your number? Uh-huh. You take him to Benihana. You go, yo, wait, wait, wait. I gotta talk. I gotta talk.

Stop cooking shit, Mexican guy that looks Asian. This is, it's mind-boggling to me, bro. It's mind-boggling. I gotta talk. Stop cooking shit, Mexican guy that looks Asian. It's mind-boggling to me, bro. It's mind-boggling. You got no pressure whatsoever. You just ask them to go on a date. You just giggle at each other for an hour, whatever the fuck they do. Or just stay on your phone.

Say what? Literally, they would both be on their phones, bro. How do you know they weren't texting each other? Say what? How do you know they weren't texting each other? They were playing Star Crush. Not Star Crush. Ninja. Fruit Ninja. But that's cultural. Do you think they have telep each other say what how do you know they were playing star crush you don't know not a star crush ninja fruit ninja no but that's cultural telepathy you're saying something like that maybe maybe each other's thoughts or something like that could be it that could be it japan is like a big star star trek ship to me like y'all just got y'all

have technological advancements a bunch of weird rules i don't understand yeah you don't really talk to each other you're just ancient culture that i feel like they just understand yeah maybe maybe oh while we're talking about that like telepathy shit i keep getting back to like this ufos like isn't it crazy that like the government's like hey there's ufos and we're like we don't care yeah like we get it like nuts it used to be weird so oh my god there might be aliens now the government's like yo there's aliens and we're like so whack ufc 261's on. There we go. Are we going to Mars or are we not going to Mars, Elon? Like, we do not give a fuck about aliens.

It's so crazy. That is amazing. That topic came out like three weeks ago and we didn't talk about it. We didn't even discuss it on the show. They're being mad slutty about it, though. What you mean? Like, they'll be like, oh, there's a UFO, unidentified object. It might not be from another planet.

It could be something weird. They're using semantics. They're not saying aliens. But that shit is alien. But the technology don't exist unless it's our technology and it does. Yeah. But all I'm saying, nobody even cared about the semantics because nobody even read the fucking article.

They're teasing us, bro. That's what it is. We don't care. They tease us too much. That's my point. We really cared. They're teasing us too much. Oh, eventually we got exhausted.

We got to come out and go full frontal. Yeah. Also, why is it everybody take a picture of fucking aliens? It got a flip phone. We really cared. They're teasing us too much. Oh, eventually we got to exhaust it. We got to come out and go full frontal. Yeah, also, why is it everybody take a picture of fucking aliens? You got to flip phone. We don't got one HD of the aliens? Nah, it's Matt zoomed in. Cut that out. Why are we so far away? We got Google Earth, bro.

That shit's zoomed in. Son, not only do we got... That's true. Google Earth is zoomed in. That shit zooms pretty well. Yeah. We can't get one HD of these aliens, bro. That's a great point.

Not one single fucking HD. It's fake point not one single fake something's off something's off like speed up and go up to him if you're taking a picture in the plane hello et phone home bro let's get it yeah just ride your little bicycle figure that shit out we can't kill him like we can't like catch him or some shit i mean i would shoot it if i'm a pilot next time i I mean, I would shoot it. If I'm a pilot, next time I'm doing it, I'm going to shoot it. Just to see. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what you're up to.

It's like the cop with the Micaiah Bryant. You know what I'm saying? You have to assume worse intentions, bro. Ow. Ow. Ow. You've seen all the movies with the aliens, when they're over here it's usually to fuck shit up okay independence day i saw it i'll tell everybody straight up i saw the alien wielding a knife you know what i mean i thought that motherfucker was going right to the empire state

you know what i mean i thought it was going right to empire state so i had to do what needed to be done why don't you stun them we didn't we're not doing the stunning we're going right the cold stone stunner we're not doing no nukes nukes if aliens come they get in the nukes yeah come yo if you got all that technology to get here you can send an email first you can't send an email first like yo we come peace Don't be coming however Yo you got all the technology To know where the fuck we are And to get here You could write an email

Check in on the blog Check in You gotta check in Yeah they never check in Check the fuck in You better check in with America Don't be checking in with Russia Or checking in with China

Like that shit Come here Come here Permits Have some permits in this bitch Yeah I don't care If you don't speak English Figure it out

You got here motherfucker You don't think you can Figure out English This America This Americaica this america come on son we speak english we speak english on earth you don't come here saying oh i come in peace in some language we don't give a flying fuck about yeah this is this earth this is earth bro come on out here gotta build a space wall honestly a net because these aliens are coming building a net we build a space net. A bycatch net for aliens.

That's what I'm talking about. We're going to catch these motherfuckers. Yeah. We're going to catch something real nice. We might have to do that shit for food, bro. What do you mean? We run out of fish in the sea. We run out of cow seed.

We're going to have to start eating some aliens. Oh, yeah, absolutely. If we know that we could just have an entire race of aliens that we could eat delicious great source of protein you don't think we would start eating them up absolutely 100 yeah that's a good point 100 but yeah there's a huge immigration issue happening with aliens on the ozone yeah on the ozone yeah not on the ozone no they keep coming through the ozone bro actually i guess they have to come through the ozone in order to get here yeah we got to rebuild the ozone to keep them out. That's our wall.

There's a huge hole in the ozone. How do you think they're getting in? That's our space wall, dog. That's my point. I want them to come. Wait, what? I want them to come. I want them to, you know,

go tell a little story about what happens. We're going to do some 300 shit. Remember when he kicked homeboy down the well, but then he let the other one go? Yeah.

Tell your mans what happens over here. That's what's going to happen. Yeah. One ship, we're going to torture them motherfuckers we're gonna we're gonna make your head look big and fucking swollen even if you don't look like that we won't turn it into that yo what if we put them in a ufc fight we probably will i think that's how we torture them say hey

oh you want to come to earth there you go yo welcome bang bang you're getting there with kamaru you're getting choked the fuck out for the belt let's go let's go aliens let's go i'm all about this i want to smoke fuck this oh let's have peace with the aliens fuck we're gonna talk about what you want to talk about with an alien about well in my country we do that no no no no no no i don't want to know what happens in your country whatever they where do they live planets planet why don't they have a planet we have that we don't want that i don't care about your stupid planet we're over here baby your planet sucks that's why you came yeah your planet was so trash you need to leave your planet okay that's why we try to leave ours right now you know what i mean what happens if we get

to mars and someone else gets to mars oh my god now we got this colonization shit all over again we gotta get the attorneys involved hold on hold on you know i started realizing we started hearing about aliens like two three years ago government was like yo they're out there when did we start this podcast two three years ago what you're trying to say i think the aliens are fans dog you think they know what time it is long live the flagrancy they probably from some pc ass planet cuck ass planet can't do shit and they're like bro we need jokes dog we need jokes back yeah well if you're an alien listening to subscribe to the patreon yeah patreon.com flagrant 2 okay patreon.com flagrant 2 extra episode every friday that

shit is absolutely fucking crazy usd though we only accept usd no or bitcoin yeah we take some bitcoin some e you know but um that's all i have to say about that and that's the end of this episode thank y'all for listening peace