Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Prince Andrew Pays Epstein VICTIM To Shut Up?!

Episode Date: February 18, 2022

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Yeah. Okay, so he settled on a raping women case with Virginia Gouffre. Stop the alleging. Who said that, I guess, he raped her. He raped her. Now, technically, she would be trafficked for sex. She would be, I think, 17 when he had sex with her, which disgustingly is legal in the UK.

Step it up over there. Yeah. Come on, right? You can't just go 18? Stop 17 in New York. It's 17 in New York? Yeah. We got to go.

Yeah, we got to go. Make it 25. Make it 25, so. You're 17 in New York? Yeah. We got to go. Yeah, we got to go. Make it 25. Make it 25, bro. What are we right now? What are we right now? What are we right now? I had to calculate my wife's age. I was like, how old?

How old? Are we good? We good? You son of a bitch. Are we good? Take five. Take five. That's all right.

That seems about right. He's so big turn for you like Who knows exactly I had to do the maps I had to do the maps Okay but we're good Old ass woman I got My old lady My old lady.

My old lady out here. They just keep getting older. They be getting old as hell. Celebrating my girl's birthday. Like, you sure? What the fuck are we celebrating? You couldn't be born on a leap year. February 29th?

I know. You born on leap day, yo. Come on. Okay. Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew. Yeah. So he's settled.

Explain the details of this settlement, Mark. Yeah, you love these cases. Because apparently he donated money to a charity. Also. He did not give money to Virginia Gouffre. It looks like he did both. Ah. Yeah.

Real quick, just if I can say one. This is a woman he said he's never even met. So technically he is giving, or the royal family. No, I think he said he doesn't remember meeting her. Well, shit. Because there's a picture of him. If we just give money to people we don't remember. No, I think he said he doesn't remember meeting her. Well, well, shit. Because there's a picture of him. If we just give money

to people we don't remember. No, I think he said he did meet her. You raped me. Wait, who raped you? Prince Andrew. If you've just given away money to people

you don't even remember. Oh, yeah. I mean, there is a picture of them together. That's what I'm saying. So he says he doesn't remember. I got you. Got you.

But then he goes, I guess something must have happened. Yeah. So I want to. So according to New York Times, the amount that New York Times, when they report this shit, mad shade.

What they go. They put the age right after the. Yeah. Yeah. The name. Yeah. As you should. As you should.

The amount that Prince Andrew 61 will pay Miss Gufray is confidential. The party said the joint statement attached to the filing. Andrew also intends to make a substantial donation to charity in support of victims' rights. Oh, what the fuck is substantial? Give me the substance. Yeah, I don't know. But like, why do you think that if you donate, donate more to the girl you raped. Yeah. Don't, don't, you didn't rape the charity, you raped the girl.

Donate to the girl you raped. Why are you giving money to another organization? Undisclosed amount. Like, what does that do? That's just like a PR thing. Huh? Like a PR thing. Yeah, but don't you think it'd be better PR if the girl got more money? Yeah. But it's like the difference between a girl

getting $10 million and $11 million is like, alright, whatever. I'm gonna give the money to the girl and then the charity that... And then a million to women's rights. Give it to the girl, brother. The women's rights, they didn't have to deal with nothing. Maybe she requested it. Say what? She could have requested it. Well, she should

give it to them herself. Say, I don't want this rape money. You know what? I want to give all that money to women's rights. It's kind of corny of her to accept the settlement. Talk to him now! Talk to him. It's a little corny

because she has been talking about for a really long time. She wants justice. Justice. She wants justice. Can I defend her? No, no. Let this out and then defend her. Yes.

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It doesn't matter. The most powerful lawyers in the country can just, if nothing else, bleed me dry financially. I will not win. The cards are stacked completely against me. Let me at least get some money. And the stain on this guy will be, even if he doesn't serve jail time, he's settling, he probably fucking raped this little girl. Guilty in the court of public opinion because he's donating money to the accuser.

Yes. But if it goes to trial, doesn't some of the details come out? But here's the thing. She must know that there's no proof. And you can't prove. Maybe there's no way to prove that, one, he didn't know her age. And, two, that he paid. Yes.

Right? Like, if there's no way to actually prove there was a transaction, he just thinks, damn, this little girl likes me? She must be of age. She's at the club with us. Or my friends introduced. It's not like she was like, hi, I'm 14 years old. Nice to meet you.

My buddy Jeff said it was cool. Like, it's his friend from whatever, whatever. I don't think, yeah, I don't think this is what actually happened, but there's probably a deniability there. He can say that in court. Oh, I didn't know. Where's the transaction proof? But giving the money to us is guilty.

So now that's a stain on the royal family. Yeah. And how do you prove you got raped years ago? To have proof that you got raped is damn near impossible. And low key, the royal family got to pay for it. The royal family. Isn't it coming from the royal family? They cut him off.

Apparently the queen is putting some of the money. That's again PR. They're the royal family? They cut him off. Apparently, the queen is putting some of the money. That's, again, PR. They're like, oh, we cut him off. I guarantee you he's still getting taken care of. It's one of these things that's like, you get cut off, okay, but you still got a castle somewhere. Yeah.

You still got a, what is it called, trust fund. Yeah. Nah, but they cut the redhead off, which, Shorty. Which is crazy. That motherfucker got bread. He got a deal from Netflix for crazy money. Yeah, but I'm saying he's making his own money now. He's not making no...

Yeah, but he's making his own money based on the fact that he's the prince. So it's like, if being royal and then being cut off meant that society views you as a nobody, then you're really cut off. But you still get all the equity of being the prince, so you can go do a production deal with Netflix even though you've never produced anything in your life. Son of a ram's let this motherfucker into the locker room after the Superbowl.

For what? For what? You didn't even know what football was until six months ago. Nah, you guys are hated. Yeah, I am hated. Yeah, you're hated. I am hated. Why?

You support that little motherfucker? Yeah. Why? He married a black woman. Okay. I got you. You didn't think of that, but I got you. No, no, no.

That's what I was thinking. I just forgot her name. But it is crazy that the royal family is like, hey, you on your own. But Prince Andrew, because he played ball. We got your back. Yeah, we got your back. And because, what's his name, Harry? He kind of defied everybody.

They're like, yo, fuck you. You're on your own. Harry married a black girl and had a baby. And they're like, get the fuck out of this castle. Prince Andrew raped women. And they're like, at least you did it here at least drive you like a cool mom you can rape women just do it in the house okay and make sure they're white yeah 100 apparently they so like she filed a lawsuit six months ago basically putting all of these allegations into the court of law.

And then Prince Andrew, this is the thing that came up a month ago, tried to get it dismissed, and the judge said, nah, you can't dismiss it. A British judge or American judge? Doesn't matter. Judge Kaplan. I don't know. Kaplan? I'm going to go with American.

Sounds American to me. So basically it was like, yeah, we're not going to dismiss it. You can't dismiss it. And then a month after the judge said you can't dismiss it is when they were like, all right, what's the number? That makes sense. So it seems like she was trying to pursue it in the court of law. Yeah, okay. That makes me feel better about it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I honestly think that that girl has, um, has the right intentions. She's been the most vocal. Like, she's married. She's living in Australia. She's making art, bro. She's like, yo, he's all the art.

That art is fire. We got to get that in the studio. That mural, bro. We got to get it in the studio with the snake, Les Wexner in it. Yeah. We need that. We need to figure out what Les Wexner is. I might get a chest piece.

That motherfucker evil, bro. That motherfucker might be evil. That's the most evil guy. He might be evil. He got all the fucking, yo, the guy who knows where the bodies are buried, that's the guy, bro. That's the crypt keeper. Next time we're in Ohio, we need to pull up, bro. Hey, hey. Why? You're going to Cincinnati.

Hey, when? A few weeks. Yeah, you got a lot of smoke. I'll roll with you, bro. You're going to Cincinnati? Hey. Hey, Les Wexler. Cleveland, Cleveland, fam. Cleveland. You're going to Cleveland. That's Ohio? What state is that in? You. I'll roll with you, bro. You going to Cincinnati? Hey. Hey, let's work this out. Cleveland, fam. Cleveland. You going to Cleveland? That's Ohio? What state is that in?

You got some Cuddy smoke, though. I think Cuddy's from there. He don't live in no Cleveland, bro. I'm just saying they rep him, bro. I think he might be from Cincinnati. He had the Joe Burrow jersey on at the Super Bowl. I know they rep him, and so you might have a little smoke. Yeah, he's from Cleveland.

I think he went to high school with MGK. You might have a little smoke when you go to that. So what's a kid Cuddy fan going to do? Come crying at your fucking comedy show? Get out of here bro we could exchange vows what just dress up in wedding gowns okay lesbo marry each other man love you kid cuddy you