Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Riyadh Comedy Fest, Schulz Street Fighter Stories, & The True Meaning of “6-7”

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

YERRR – the boys are back from Saudi Arabia and they’re unpacking everything: - Bill Burr heat, Bad Friends, Marc Maron hypocrisy & the comedy drama in the Middle East - Hasan's gotta a shocking dog problem - 50 Cent Rolex offers in Australia, and Ai MLK and peanut butter - David Cross' wild podcast moment, and Drake’s lawsuit results All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE. 0:00 Back from Saudi + There for our fans 4:20 Bill Burr getting pushback 6:06 Going to N. Korea + Imprisoned by own audience 9:43 Not invited + No diversity 10:45 The bag + we're coming 12:51 Keep the same energy + Not travelled at all 14:54 Hijabis, Ninjas & Being treated like a princess 21:14 Women driving in Saudi + 0 for 3 23:31 We feel bad for Jessica Kirson 26:57 Nature of backlash + Bad Friends going through it 29:38 Riyadh vs Dubai, No AC + They like comedy too 35:38 Alexx did a joke 38:14 Some comedians are rats 46:46 Marc Maron hypocrisy throughout career 51:17 Australia was GREAT + Street Fighter = collaborative 55:25 Being in shape is a job, Tricks + No protein 1:02:58 50 Cent offering a Rolex + Borrowing another man's... 1:05:41 Cody is HILARIOUS 1:08:17 AI videos = Crazy + What's 67? Pin code 1:14:45 Ceasefire in Gaza 1:18:10 Hasan, ZAP THAT DOG + Dog's Clih 1:26:39 White boy fun, Dussy + Turkish people 1:31:48 Civil War in US - who you picking? 1:36:31 What's Fetty Wap doing? 1:37:40 Drake's lawsuit DROPPED + Horrible look 1:42:23 Miles' banger + Watermelons' importance 1:45:06 David Cross using n-word + "Baby gets AIDS" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up, everybody, and welcome to Flagrins. We're back. We did it. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did a little comedy festival, soft piece in the Middle East. I don't think it's a coincidence. Comedians had to go out there. We had to get it done.

Give all the credit to Trump or Wickhoff or Kushner or whatever to make you want. We went out there. We negotiated with Hamas. Got the deal done. Simple as that. Light work. Light work. And did a little stand-up while we're there.

I got to do some chuckles if we're going to negotiate, you know. We've got to do a couple chuckles, you know. Shout out to Flagrant, bro. We got the best fans in the world. Our fans didn't give a fly... If we went out to Saudi... All the other podcasts, all these comedians crumbling,

trembling. I love seeing these pussy motherfigers going on there at a little shows and say, she's like, well, but America's bad too. Shut up, dork! All these comedians are terrified of their own audience.

You can go perform for your fans wherever they are in the world. I will go perform for my fans wherever they are on the whole thing planet. People don't decide where they're born, you idiots. Even the Middle Eastern ones, though? Maybe not them.

They're beneath me. But, like, Maybe just the white countries. Because that's what they're all saying, right? They're like, how dare you perform in non-white countries that don't have the exact same rules as us? Because what they're saying is you're taking money from the government. Good. My fans get a discount. There you go.

You're welcome. Yeah. You're welcome. So you'd rather I charge the oppressed people full price? The people you think are oppressed paid full price? It's just ridiculous. Honestly, you either have fans that have supported you. They also share your clips.

They also watch your YouTube specials. They watch your Netflix specials. They do everything to give you the life of your dream. Yeah. Like, that's why I'm super grateful. So wherever the fuck they are in the world, I will go perform for them. I went to fucking Moscow. I went to Singapore.

You can't chew bubble come in Singapore without them being Asian about it. So, Thailand, if you talk about the emperor, you get thrown in jail. You don't want to do that. You got to do that shit. Yeah. That's a fun part. That's a fun part. So, yeah, this whole backlash.

It's like, you don't need to explain it by, like, the bad things America has done. Like, I see all these people doing his mental gymnastics because they're like trying to adjust it. You have to justify shit. Do you have fans there? Go perform for them. No fans around the world are beneath you performing for them for things out of their control. America is unique.

We are the best. We have specific rules that are different than everywhere else. There's no free speech in Canada. There's no free speech in fucking England. They're locking up comedians over there. There are different levels to this for sure. Obviously, I'm not, you know, ignorant to that. But like, the reality is, there are people there that did not decide to be born there.

You don't get to decide where you're fucking born. You also don't get to decide the rules of your government when they're, there is a monarchy or a dictatorship. So you don't punish those people for things completely out of their control when they've helped you live your fucking dreams. It's like absurd. I see people,

what do America do to the Native Americans? Whatever it did. You're going to make this today, dude. It's Columbus Day. My boy, my boy. I perform at the Chumash Casino. I perform it all their casino. I'm going there and doing jokes for them.

You know, I'm not drawing. You know, I'm not drawing. When you cough, though. Yeah. You don't take a moment over here? Did you do a land acknowledgment? Come on, of course. Did you do it?

Hey, you better be careful with them blankets they give you. You don't want no payback. I don't sleep there. We'll sleep at the Hilton. Bring your own blanket. Yo. Yeah, the land acknowledgment shit, I think, is disrespectful.

I did a joke about this, but it feels like we just rubbing it in. Like, when you go performing these native places, especially in Canada, they're like, we'd like you to go out there and just acknowledge that this land used to be owned by the natives. And I was like, what do you want me to do? They're like, yeah, you just go up there and say, it used to be owned by the natives. And I'm like, my boy, it seems like we're bragging if I do the next shit. It used to be ours, but now.

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it is wild. Anyway, so what have you guys seen with the best? Oh, buddy, I saw so many liberal white comics talking shit on us. First of all, we never been the truth to power guys. When Indian Congress were getting thrown in jail, did y'all say a fucking word? Because I did. I flew over there.

I went to a fucking armed compound with a guy who's life was in danger. I did the interview. Did y'all do shit? Did y'all say anything? thing, a fucking war breaks out, I'm still there. And I'm not saying I'm not saying, be honest, though. But I'm saying if I did that, I do, I really go over there. If you went to fucking Jersey, you grabbed the Poon job out of a taxi.

Let me ask you some questions about comedy over there. But Jopi and Jersey, more dangerous than whatever that got in here. You're right, no disrespect to y'all. But I'm saying, if I ain't shit and I know I ain't shit, y'all ain't shit. Well, that's the reason why we don't have any pushback, barely any pushback is because we've never been the virtue signaling type. We've never been the ones out here. Like, there are people that are getting.

pushback and like based on some shit the day it said in the past I kind of get it like I'll be honest I can't get it you know like Burr's getting all his pushback and it's like the first time I've seen his career him not like aware of why it's happening yeah like I saw him on Conan again it's a clip so I don't want to take clips out of contest

but he's like all these people like sanctimony's constant it's like bro you did say to Beyonce sold out for blood money yeah for going to like an oil state yeah and then you went to an old state so like now the criticism for that comes from other things. They're just using this as

a tool of leverage against him because they're upset at him for other things. But they're not wrong that is hypocritical to call Beyonce one thing and then you go do the same thing. Also at the end of that clip though he goes, but if I got the offer maybe I'd do the same thing. Exactly. So that's what they cut it out. Oh, really?

Yeah, I'm almost positive. That's the clip I heard. At the very end he's like, yeah, but who knows if they gave me that we'll see. What the fuck? That's the thing that's a thing that he has to kind of acknowledge though, but even beyond that is all the shit talk about billionaires and how they shouldn't exist? Well, that's the virtue signal thing. Yeah.

But Bill is so fucking rich, who else is he going to rally against? It's like, once you become worth 50 million, the only people you could call assholes are billionaires. You know what I mean? He's like riched himself out of people to complain about. Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always your wife.

I've learned that. I'm learning that. I'm learning that. It's a deep well. Because no matter how rich you get, she's still a little richer. Yeah, she got no mom. I'm cash for. I'm I can't talk shit about a black woman, So you got to talk shit about fucking help. Every time he's talking about Bezos, you know he's really talking about.

I mean, you say you perform for your fans. Would you go to North Korea? Hell yeah. If I have fans there, I'd go there. You do now? Bro, I thought about going before. Before what? Like, before this festival, I thought about it.

Because I would watch those vice documentaries where they went. And this is before I had like a family and shit. And I was like, wow, it would be really cool to see. Like, what is it over there? Is it all complete propagandized? Like, who is telling me the truth? So if you think you would get back safely, you would go anywhere. anywhere and I knew that we did Russia to be fair to you yeah exactly and did jokes about Putin but

it's like and we did 9-11 jokes in Saudi exactly that's the thing it's like I'm gonna put out my like set from Saudi like at least part of my set from Saudi and then just to show you that like any rule on the list there's a little wild it's fun it's it's like nobody cares that's the thing it's like they this this like oh they give you rules or what you can't or can't say like I've never once looked at those ever like dove tells me goes oh I didn't look at it when we went to the UAE for the first time. Went to Abu Dhabi. They probably had some shit, and I was like, I'm not even going to look at it.

I'm just going to do whatever the fuck I want. But we've been to the Middle East, and we've done the shows there, so we knew that it was going to be completely fine. They're comedians that, one, had never performed in the Middle East, so they probably had their preconceived notions about these audiences. They don't realize that they're all educated in the fucking states. They go to Tennessee State and University, not just Harvard. Like, they go to, like, real rural America.

They know all of our content. They don't have, like, these huge entertainment complexes out there. They're not making a lot of their own shows. So a guy went to UT the same time as my cousin. Exactly. It was crazy. Exactly. I mean, didn't have been a lot in, you know.

He spent some time in London, I think. Yeah. He's just got a lot of family in Mayfair. They still got a lot of family in Mayfair. So, like, it was, I just knew it wasn't going to be different than when we did the shows in Abu Dhabi or Dubai. I was, I knew this. Dude, people came out to me like, you know, you can't talk about X, Y, and Z. And I was like, what?

I didn't even look at this list. You can say we can't, but we're going to. And then you just deal with the repercussions at, which are nothing. It's nothing ever. Yeah, but our jokes here. You know, what it is, it's people covering their asses there. It's just like, it's like when you're, like, dealing with, like, a marketing campaign. You know, like, let's say we have an advertisement for, like, a product on the show.

The marketing people come and like, hey, could you not use curse words, do whatever? And then we go, just fucking let us do it the way we do it. And then the ad will go viral. And then the people from the company tell the marketing people, they go, oh, my God, that was amazing. and keep letting them do their own thing. Yeah, yeah. But everybody's just trying to cover their own ass. Simple as that.

So it was just... But seeing people, seeing these comedians fucking tremble, it's like, there is nothing worse than being an independent content creator. You go about it, you invest all your time into your own thing so you can say your own shit and then being imprisoned by your own audience. Yeah.

Like, I see these people imprisoned by their own audience, terrified, you know, like, that they're being canceled by the people that they create content for. Just go work for. CBS. Go work at Comedy Central. Like if you're going to censor yourself because out of fear from your own audience, like one, does your audience even know you? Or did you glom on to an identity that they already had? And they're just there because you guys both agree. Like we've been building this shit for fucking a decade almost. Like these people know who we are. Yeah. That's why there's no backlash from us. Because they actually know who we are. And we have what I think is not virtuous, but like kind of thoughtful fun takes. Everybody gets these fucking jokes. And everybody doesn't just mean white country. that America gets along with. Yeah.

Well, I think to that point, a lot of our audience is, like, either immigrants or kids of immigrants, and I think they're kind of, like, at least traveled in the sense that they know kind of how the rest of the world works. Yeah. So when they hear about, like, oh, a thing going on in a different country, they're like, oh, yeah, I kind of understand the kind of like the local politics of how... That's the thing. When these fucking comics are, like, trying to be self-aware when they're shitting on us,

they're like, just for the record. We didn't get an invite to the radio. We know you didn't. You can't perform outside of Brooklyn. Exactly. You do musical theater crowd work. Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean?

Your comedy isn't good. Why would they want you? Look at that audience of yours. I bet I can count the minorities on one hand. What a sacrifice to not go to the festival you weren't invited to. Yeah, they don't know you exist. It's not because you're a problem. It's not because you speak truth to power.

It's because you speak truth to upper middle class white people and ten minorities who want to fuck upper middle class white people. Just attach yourselves on the back. Yeah. That's it. Go to a Mark Merrin show. Count the minorities. Exactly.

I doubt you get to the second hand. Yeah, where are those minorities he cares so much about? The feedback I've gotten is very fun. though, because I was reading on Twitter. And it was like, man, why are these guys going, man? Don't they have enough money? And then someone commented, they're like, yeah, Akash and Mark went too.

And then the reply was, well, for Mark, it's probably life-changing money. What the fuck? Like, for him, I get it. What do you mean? Let me also dispels this shit about the money, because this is like, people assume it's this, this crate, it's like

Ronaldo bags. Yeah. We're clowns at the end of the day. We're not getting no fucking Ronaldo money. The reality, is the money, and I can't speak for like the medium tier, maybe the lower tier comedians on the festival. I don't know what they're making every

weekend and I don't know what they got at the festival. But like, the top tier got the same amount outside of Chappelle, you know, but the top tier got the same amount. And like, if you're doing arenas in America, it takes you four days to do one show in Saudi. You have to fly from a whole day. You fly back for a whole day. Maybe you want to like

get acclimated and know the culture. So bare minimum, it's three days, but probably four. If you do four shows in America, you'll make the same amount of money if you're at the top tier. you're not doing it for the money. Oh, what happened to four? I thought you to do 40 shows in America. Oh, no.

I thought it was 40 shows. Well, that's a different tier. There's a different tier comedian. There's a lot of funny bones on that line. No, if there's anything wrong with them, I'll be there soon. I'll be the funny. That was the dumbest shit, dude. That was the dumbest shit.

Like, people, like, when Nemesh agreed and then tried to, like, walk it back. Like, man, I really thought about it. It had nothing to do with the internet backlash. Shut the fuck up. You were worried about getting censored by your own audience. And what is the point? It's like you talk about the censorship of the people. over there, you're getting censored at home.

You can't have an opinion is yours. You can't perform for your fans. There are people there who want to see you that like your material, but your own fans are censoring you. So you're like, I can't perform with there because of the censorship. The censorship, 1,000%

my set in Saudi was harder than any set I've been doing in America in this tour. Not even a question. I went harder there. That's true. And then they were to you repeatedly. Put your hands in the sand. Put your hands in the sand. The Galab Jaman. All right.

Fair enough. I was going to make an India joke, but I was like, maybe this ain't the time. Yo, we're coming to India. We're coming to every single country, man. There has fans that support us. Simple as that. And all these comedians right now, they're, like, drawing lines in the sand. Just keep in mind, like, you put it in the sand with your fingers.

Lines in the sand. Yeah. But, like, no, just keep in mind. Like, you said it now. And eventually you're going to do some movie that's backed by Qatar or backed by Saudi or whatever it is. And then it's going to come out and we're going to see if you pull out of your movie. You know, when David Cross does fucking Chipmunks 3. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? Oh, the guy who started this whole thing got a TV show on Apple Plus. The fucking sweatshop kings, the cobalmines, the worst slavery conditions in human history, including U.S., and you're going to do a show for them. We just go to the good slave parts. Yeah, like, what are you talking about? Yeah, they got air conditioning. I didn't see The only guy was good slave part

Shifty walked out He's like I had enough I'm getting a new job I didn't see the Indian slaves Everybody kept talking about They probably had him hidden Bro But yeah that's how little Indian comic

Talking about Indian slavery Been to India That's the thing They're not slaves But they're not slaves None of these people travel None of these people actually know the world They know

They think they're educated Because they go to like Other Western countries If they travel at all It's like You're not really getting a different culture We live in a kind of Western monoculture where like, yeah, you go to France and it's fun

and it's nice and the food is amazing and don't get me wrong, it's great, the buildings are cool, all that kind of stuff. But like, it's not that dissimilar from America. If you actually want to travel and experience different things, you're going to experience some shit that you might not agree with. Yeah. That's the reality of the matter. And the world is complex and you're going to deal with those fucking complexities.

But those fans of yours that did not decide to be born there that do not have a say in the laws of their country, they're still your fans. They still really like you, and they still allow you to live your fucking dream. Like, you get to be a comedian for a fucking living. And then you just putting your foot down, not because of what's going on over there,

but because you're worried your own fans will cancel you. That's the softest, most fucking pussy coward shit I've ever seen. Yeah. Yeah. And we got, like you said, you said this, we got the greatest fans in the world. They've been with us through so much shit. Yeah, they're also exhausted from cancellation.

Yeah. Come on. This is what you're throwing at them? Yeah, no, that we're good. We have some fun. It's so funny how different our timelines are because not a single person gave a fuck about the person. Like, the holy shit I heard was like, you know, how's the food and how to bitches?

But the ones you can see? Five. Yeah. That is, though, I will say that is something that they're going to have to deal with. Like, when you come off the plane and the first girl you see is Mark called her a mailbox, like. Allegedly, you know, allegedly. No, I stand on, I bet you was five. Mark put his passport there.

He thought he was trying to boop in. He was confusing. That's not much. No, but that shit, that shit, bro. That shit, I'll be like four Westerners. I can always speak with myself, but I'll speak for everyone. That's just a lot, bro. It was jarring.

The hijabies, the ones where they're just faces covered here, that's kind of, like, I think it's kind of cute. I think it's kind of like, yeah, there's something really nice about it. The Nekab. The Nekab. That shit. that got to go and you got to bring some Jack Daniels and then you guys are ready we're trying to be very delicate we were talking one of the guys out there we're like yeah so like what's up with like the women like in the Nicar like in the and he goes oh the ninjas

yeah yeah yeah yeah maybe making fun of them too you're like hold on you can't call that yeah he's like yeah it's what we call him yeah i was like give her a bit on date to him he's like no i'd hate the jobs they don't get the ninjas no but mark mark was talking to a comic that was a ninja and she had a really interesting perspective can you share what she was like i was i was she was like i didn't wear growing up I didn't like I thought it was going to be one of the girls that were just like keep my hair out, lived in Jedda, very progressive. And then I went to college, ward in college, and then I was treated so well that I just

decided to wear it all the time. She was like, I go to the grocery store, people let me skip in line. Like they accommodate me, people help me with stuff. She's like, I get treated like a princess. It's nice to get treated inferior. Poor girl. She's exhausted. You get let in the front of the line.

Sexism. She's like, she's exalted, dude. She's like, they call her. Shaka, literally like princess Like shake a She's like, yeah, I get treated so well See how nice men will treat women when we can Assume you're hot?

Like if we see you're ugly then of course You're not getting good treatment but if you got the Nekha'am on We're like, oh, she's high in something You know the girl got like a sweatshirt on You can see some like titty underneath But you don't know That's the Nacob For your face

But they got to do some time I was starting to be able to tell which one's done. We cracked the code a little bit. You can just tell. That shit is crazy help. You could tell. You could tell. So I was staring.

When Shorty was eating, I saw Shorty eating pasta with that shit. She was a foonk going underneath in that whole radio. Yeah, I felt bad. But like, how am I not going to watch a ghost eat? I try to be slick at the airport when this girl was open us, full in the cub. And I saw she had her photo ID on her, like on a lanyard.

And I was like, oh, let me take a little beak. So I looked down, just a heart over her face. face on the lanyard. We were looking at this guy's dating app. He got hinged out there, whatever, like that. Definitely not ours, a guy. And I was like, bro, I got to see because it's just like, how do you see the girls or whatever?

And like, I would say 50% are covered in some way. Like they put the phone in front of their face for the picture, et cetera. So dating out there is very brave, you could say. Like, you know, it's like catfish. Choose your own adventure kind of thing. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anything, how much you're getting, dude. It's a mystery box.

And you can't get drunk enough to fuck the ugly ones. Oh, damn, that's a good boy. That's a good boy. That's an honest read. They fucking ugs sober. No, they don't fuck, though. No, they do.

There's like a sexual revolution going on over there. Really? Yeah, this guy was telling me, like, now that shit is opening up, what they'll do is they'll, like, meet chicks, they'll Airbnb, and then they go smash. Because what they would all do is they would go to London. in the fuck. Because like

you basically like everybody leaves and nobody's looking and then they just fuck each other in London and then they come back and then pretend that they weren't fucking. But they only doing like anal and blow jobs and shit, right? I mean Catholic's dude.

Nah, but I thought they the husband wants to make sure that the hymen still in check. Ain't nobody testing it. They're just in ketchup, brother. Don't do that shit anymore. Yeah, dude. Come on.

What are you talking about me? Whatever? How do you even know what a hymen is? I broke a few. Have you broken hymen? Really. what's the feeling I bet my wife's is still pristine

I bet that shit is flawless mint condition fucking Michael Jordan rookie card no creases Dead stock Dead stock You need to get that shit out of there

You need to put the extend over Oh, that's funny. You've broken a few hymins. I probably even sprained one. Guys, show dates. Can you believe we finally got a fucking teleprompter right here? Guys, I got a huge announcement. I'm so excited.

Chicago Theater. Don't buy tickets. One of my favorite cities in the country. One of my favorite venues. I truly, this is a dream come true. You walk by that theater. Anytime you go to Chicago, I'm there. April 24th.

Get your tickets. Pre-sale is live now. Code is Akash. Stoke that shit, boy. Stoke that shit. Don't like it. Too funny. Oh, uh-huh. Shing.com, other dates. San Jose, we added this show. East Providence this week. We're going to sell that shit out. San Francisco, we're going to end up having a show. Irvine. We're going to end up adding shows. Go to augusting.com. Buy those Chicago theater tickets, man. I'm so fucking excited. Thank y'all so much for making a dreamt true. I love you. God bless. What's up people? Mark Yagnon here sitting with my two bodyguards, my two Samoan bodyguards, some of the toughest motherfuckers in the game, all right? And they're coming with me on the road, all right? I mean, not O'Cosh, just

just Sudeep. We're going to Mary Lou, New York City. We're doing our monthly show on October 21st. It's got all the best comics in the city. Come on out.

Me, Joey Avery. It's my friend David, unfortunately. We're also going to New Orleans, Mobile, Alabama, Nashville, Tennessee, Denver, Hoboken, Philadelphia. I don't feel that nice to you.

Fort Wayne, Detroit. I'll see you guys at the show. Don't heckle or Sudeep's going to fucking smash you. All right? I'll see you guys there. Peace. What else are some people saying, bro? What else are some people saying?

Hey, let's dispel some rumors. First of all, they think women can't drive. Women can drive. One of them crashing our car. This is so funny. There's some real shit, though. This is real shit. Like, so now the women are driving.

They give all the women Chinese cars because they're the cheapest car, and they assume that they're going to get into an accident. So you see Chinese cars on the road, that's women driving. That's how it is here also. You see a Chinese person. Never mind. Mark, what are you doing right now? Mark, what you need to do is put your foot down on that show. Mark, what you need to do, you need to put your foot down on that joke.

I fenced that. You're talking back into that one. I need to be more out orly racist to make that work. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I thought they were going to give all the women Tesla's because it drives itself. That'd be lit. That'd be lit. Smart.

Anyway, damn, Mark rubbed off on me. What, dude? You got to put your foot down on it. You shouldn't put your foot down on it. Mark's bomb rubbed off on me. Don't put, don't do that. You should have put your foot down on it. You shouldn't put your foot down on it, like an Asian traffic.

Trying to put that shit on mark again. Hey, come on, guys. We can't blame bombing residue. And if it was, it's probably from Saudi. Damn. Wow. It was a long setup. All right.

I'm coming. I'm coming. All right. How's your moment? Stainless off. How about them Jews? We're back. For bad.

It's that, man. How about it? I was, like, that's it, man, I don't know, I didn't have it. There was a couple of the princes that came to the show afterwards, bro, and we were taking a pick, and we were, like, had some of the producers of, like, the festival, I guess, and the pick, and they got out of the pick for the princes. Yeah. Right? And, um, I didn't, I just assumed it was like, they didn't want to take a picture with Jews or something like that. In reality, they just wanted to take a picture with us.

it performed, but my first one was like, oh yeah, they can't be in a picture with them, that's like bad to diplomatic relations. It turned out one one wasn't even Jewish. Oh, fuck. Yeah. Anyway, so yeah, so what other, any other backlash? Before we put this shit to bed, everybody fake caring about it.

I will say this, though, like, I feel bad for Jessica Kiersen. Yeah. I feel bad for Jessica, because, like, Jessica went there. Jessica is a gay woman. Yeah. Jewish. Monster of a comedian. performed hilarious, so funny,

performed, apparently crushed. Yeah. Like standing ovation, like, and, like, edgy and, like, did her fucking thing. And then there was a lot of backlash, and a lot. We don't know what is a lot. Like, the internet. It all feels hot when you're in it. And so what she did, she, like, donated the money that she made to a charity or something

like that, which, like, that sucks that she had to do that. You know what I mean? Like, she did something that you could actually look at as, like, super progressive. and, you know, is moving things forward in a place that maybe isn't where we want. It 1,000% does that. Exactly. Now, and then she's the one that actually gets punished for it, which sucks. Now, what I will say, though, is like...

How'd she get punished? She got to give up the money. She don't have to. Well, she did give up the money. It's good karma. She's getting good karma for it. Good thing. Two good things came about it.

Keep that shit, though. Keep that fucking... Who does she donate to? That's important. Because it's got to be a charity this. worthwhile human rights campaign and then apparently the human rights charity refused the money because it came from Saudi or something like that it's like you know you want to fix it or not you know what are we doing here like some money's dirty get out of here so but i think what's happened

with a lot of a lot of his comedians it's like there are a lot of comedians that especially in like the jessica's world but like jessica was doing comedy for probably like 20 years and and she was always the funniest comic you hadn't heard of always always the funniest she's like so hilarious everybody thinks she's fucking hilarious and then recently like posting clips and like posting stuff

on YouTube has she's been able to amass an audience so for the first time in her career she gets like perform and do theaters and make money and she's still at that level where she's like their unsung hero so it's like the most euphoric time in comedy where like you're the next thing and everybody is riding for you

and you're everybody's best kept secret and it's just incredible and there's no backlash because you haven't like transcended into the pop culture conversation. And when you do transcend into the pop culture conversation, you know, you're part of every fucking headline and people can use you for clicks and views. They throw you every fucking thumbnail like they do with us.

And like it, there's benefits of it because you can make tons of money. You can go perform an arenas. You can do everything you ever dreamed of, but there are costs to it. And that just is what it is. Once you enter that level, you're aware of the social media economy. You're aware that like there's backlash for something for two weeks.

then people are fake angry about another thing and then they're fake angry about another thing and they just move on. But if you've never experienced that at all, which I think a lot of the comics on this never experienced, like the internet coming from them for them, I think that knee-jerk reaction was, oh my God, I've got to fix this

or else my whole career, everything I worked for for the past 20 years is going to go away. And had they been through some backlashes in their life, they probably would have been like, ah, this shit is going to blow over and nobody's going to give a fucking two weeks, which they won't. Yeah.

I think it's already kind of blown over, right? That's the thing. It's like, that's the best Chris Rockwood. He's like, if you're ever in, like, public scrutiny, put your head down for two weeks. Yeah. And if there's still something going on, then address it. Then address it. Yeah. I think that's a good rule of thumb. If people are mad at you, just give it two weeks. Just give it two weeks, man. It feels like a long two weeks. It's a long two weeks. I will say, though, this is like, if there's any, like, the backlash to this isn't about the country of Saudi Arabia. Yeah, it's attached to it. But I think that, like, the personal accountability we can have is like, when we had politicians on the pod, we thrust ourselves into the political discourse. And the political discourse is a zero-sum game. Yes, she's nasty. It's nasty. It is about power.

And when power is involved, it's either good or evil. And any possibility you have, any situation where you can mudsling against your perceived opposition, you take advantage of it. So us thrusting ourselves into the political conversation and a lot of these comics being like tangentially, to comedy and podcasting, comedy and podcasting kind of like became one thing. They saw an opportunity to point out hypocrisy in this moment right here. And that's something we could take accountability for. That's something we've got to go, okay, if we have politicians on the pod, we have to know that there are people who their entire identity is politics in any moment they can to point

a finger and to mudsling and to dehumanize, they will take advantage of that. So I think that's on us for that. Yeah. But in terms of people actually caring about this, they don't. They just care about whatever they already were. feeling you were already frustrated by and just using this. And then, yeah, we were easy to blame for Trump's election or whatever upset you. And even if we might have swung some people, like a lot of people like, that, no, those guys.

He wouldn't have won if it wasn't for those guys. Now, I will say, that being said, we've received almost no criticism. That friend is in shambles. That comment section is crazy. You know what I mean? Like, all Bobby did is went there and showed his dick. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

He showed his dick. It's progressive. He did an accent and then they came back. It's not that crazy. Yeah, it's progressive. Leave them alone. Oh, my God. Show your dick.

Tintino, do the accent and then you come home. It is what it is. It's so funny, dude. Yeah, well, look, we got the best fans. That is true. We have the best fans on Earth and we'll perform for you wherever. Wherever the fuck you are. The amount of people that just DM me afterwards, like, dude, thanks so much for giving us a chance.

Yes. Like, that was awesome. Like from Saudi, being like, like, I've waited my whole life to come to you guys. Like, I want to come to New York. I couldn't make it. I got to actually see you in my own city. It blew my mind. Yeah, that was the best part.

Like, hearing from the people there and how thankful they are just to be able to see these performances. Like, that's what counts. And they weren't all fucking princes and government people who was, like, locals. And talking to locals, they seem pretty happy in terms of, like, the way things have progressed in the past 10 years. They're like 10 years ago, this shit was not good. Not good. Now things are great. I thought it was fire.

I thought Riyadh was better than Dubai. That was a great city. I might take Wifi next month. We're going to Dubai, but I might stop over Riyadh. Yeah, it was my first time in both places. I don't really care for it, Dubai, that much. So, yeah, Dubai is like, what I was saying was a shout on everybody came out to the show in Dubai as well. Like, the people are cool, the locals, but there's not many locals.

They, yeah, the locals, like, in UA, I think the local population's like 10%. Oh. So it's a lot of expats, like, by design. And then Dubai is this very futuristic city that doesn't. feel like it has this like real like historic authentic core. It feels like you're in Miami or Las Vegas or Singapore. You go to Abu Dhabi

you feel that. I want to go there. Abu Dhabi you will feel much more like the authenticity and they're like designed the building specifically around it. Like they want to give you that feel. And I think Dubai is like, hey, we're going to be the city of the future and we're just going to lean into that. But what you lose is the past, which is why

we travel to places. Like I don't travel to Rome to see the new buildings. You know, I don't travel to Paris to see the new, you know, business center. Yeah. Like, the reason why we travel is to either avoid taxes in Dubai or to, like, see that old authentic shit that is so incredible. Like, when we went to Morocco, we, like, stayed in the fucking Shook.

Yeah. We could have stayed at some, like, fancy hotel outside of it. No, I love Riyadh, because you're in the fancy hotel, but they make it look like. That's my, like, oh, you really got both parts of the Venn diagram there. Oh, it feels authentic, but not. I go to India when I want authentic. and that's good enough. Now I give me some nice shit.

Put me in St. Regis and it feels like in the Middle East. Yeah. My friend who lives in Dubai is like if you go to Dubai, you need to have a local to show you the actual stuff. It's like you come to New York and you go to Times Square and you're like, yeah, New York kind of sucks. It's like you need an actual person to show you the outer boroughs and the cool restaurants and shit.

Oh, that's a good thing. Yeah, we went to the old quarter or whatever it is. The old Dubai. The old Dubai. So like where the creek, where like the city started, It was like this pearl diving I don't know what I call talking about the pearl diving

Yeah He's so historic You guys have got pearls Oh wow What a beautiful history What a beautiful history He's Craigget today He's got stolen

I am cranky today But but like So we went there We walked around And then you got a sense of it At least And like that was cool And as I was telling the guys

We were Obbs was a comedian out there He was great Obs Ali the legend Yeah, Abz Ali was walking us around. I was like, yeah, this is what I want to see more of. Like, give us something of this. Like, I don't want to go to fucking the Hyatt, you know, like,

and eat at a restaurant that we have back home. Yeah. I want to go here and eat some local shit. Yeah. I mean, that flight to Riyadh is very authentic. Oh, my God. They have no AC in the economy. You know, we're struggling, son.

Well, why did you say an economy? I was like, what a nice flight this is. It was so relaxing. They walked out of there like it was a bomb shelter. I couldn't understand all the text coming back and forth. I was like, what's going on? Mark, tell what the guy did next? The guy's sitting next to you.

Oh, dude. I'm sitting here with the guys behind me. Just cuts in front of me, my least favorite thing on a plane, takes his stuff out of the upper compartment, just a plastic bag, puts it on my lap while I'm sitting. Just gets off the plane, puts it on my lap. I was like, yeah. Oh, sorry.

I like that. I like that. The bag was just his clothes. That was his suitcase. It was just a wind dick. He's a big, big move right there. He's like, you poor like me. They were saying there was no AC.

First class was so cold. I got a blanket. Freezing. I took a blanket. Who covered up, bro. And I was so cold. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I didn't even know that there was a smell until we landed. When we landed, bro. Oh, hands went up. Oh, to get the bags. Oh, it was bad. It was bad. It was very typical.

It ain't just us. I mean, technically it was, you guys. No, they weren't us, dude. They weren't. No, no, no, no. Them guys get there by bus. Oh, but yeah, dude. Fyrear, dude.

Shout out to the comedy festival. It was awesome. Yeah, so shout out Dubai, man. Shout out to Riyadh. We appreciate y'all. And keep doing it, man. I really think that... What a cool fucking life.

I wish the framing of this... Also, I don't know, there is a funny framing of this. We're like, Western people, we tend to think everything that happens in the world is for us or because of us. Like we have a very like almost narcissistic view of these things. Like yeah, the immediate reaction when there's this festival is like, they're trying to whitewash their country with comedy.

And it's like, sure, I'm sure they're trying to welcome Western people to this country, 100%. But like there is a little bit of it that's maybe like, we like comedy. We enjoy comedy. We enjoy WWE. we enjoy boxing? Like, what a nice thing to do for your people is to bring a thing they enjoy. And there are people that are in the West

in America that could not conceive that the government or whoever is involved might be wanting to put on a show for the people. You know what I mean? Like in New York, when we get an Afrobeats festival or something like that, people aren't going, they're trying to Africanize America.

Well, I think some people do. This is Zoron's America. Yes, yes, yes, sir. But I get, but you understand what I'm trying to say. Like, like people there have no interest at all, and that this is only a tool of marketing and not something that they might

enjoy because they consume comedy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they loved it. It was fun. Awesome. Yeah, it was cool. It was very cool. Travel and doing comedy with your boys. Nothing better. Nothing better. Yeah, it was fire. What a crazy thing. I met you, whatever, 18 years ago,

and then 18 years later, we're in the fucking Middle East doing a comedy show, getting standing ovations. Like, what a cool thing. Yeah. Well, every other comic is getting roasted and we're just having the time of our life. Even Al did a joke. Al did a joke. Headline.

You gave me too air. I'm going to post it on the YouTube. I had great openers. Shout out to the opening. You got to watch Al do this shit at the end of the video. This shit was killing me. So after the show, we all bring,

we bring Al up. You got to do one joke, right? Because originally when we were doing Flavorin Live, we were going to do, like, a podcast portion at the end. Yeah. And we tried to do that shit in Dubai, and that shit was ass. That shit was horrible. Also, they changed the rules on this, like, last minute. Yeah, last minute, they're like, you can't be on stage unless you have, like, permission and all this other stuff.

So we were like... You just on release forms or whatever. Yeah, it was just too difficult because what we wanted to do is, like, bring people from the audience up and have them involved in some things that the guys were cooking up. And it was going to be very cool. So anyway, so when we go to Saudi, we're like, all right, well, we got to find something. We'll just do stand-up, and then we'll have Al come and do a joke. So Al comes, does a joke, joke fucking kills. Al does the funniest thing.

Right before we leave, right? Well, to be fair, hey, let me get out a little bit. To be fair, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you'll see, you'll see. Al blank the joke immediately, the second he went up there. But then he remembered. And so Al goes, he does a joke. Thank you guys so much.

Appreciate you having us. And you can hear Al, I watch the video of it. Al goes, Al goes, that's my time. I'm always That's fire! That's fire! You know what I think? Cool of that is, remember when I did

WWRWA? I just got my ass dragged in the ring. Afterwards, I stood on the fucking Turned up to work in Rocky. Right there, you got to take it back. Bro, Al told the joke, and then went, Oh! My mic dropped.

I did all the shit I wanted to touch. The ball of the box. How fire was it to get that pop, though? No, it was awesome. He got a big pop, dude. I see what you guys, why you guys are fucking psycho and go out there every single night and do that. That was awesome. That was an awesome feeling, but, ooh, it's nerve.

I was so nervous. I was going to do it. Our bosom. Yeah. All of it. I told him. Fucking beautiful. Oh, fire.

Oh, fuck. Damn. I forgot dude's name. But I actually got that in Dubai. It was a dude that, yeah, a local guy, yeah. He was like a local designer or something like that? Yeah. And he put that together for me.

I'll tag. I'm sorry about that. I forgot your name, boy. That's fucked up. If you had to guess, what do you think of work? Oh, come on. Too many contents. All right, boys.

Anyway, any other discussions about the Fess, Saudi Fess? Nah, Mark Maron, you ain't shit. That's about it. Jesus, God. I'm tired of this motherfucker. He ain't shit. Not just him, a lot of these comedians ain't shit. Like, I've been seeing a lot of comedians, like, trying to, like, separate themselves from Austin lately.

Have you seen this? Yeah, yeah, of course. I've seen a lot of these comedians like really trying to create distance from Austin like what's happening in Austin a lot of comedians that like used Joe and his millions of followers to boost their careers

that went on there to promote their specials that performed at the club like really used Joe's power and influence that he was very generous to give them and all of a sudden there's like a little internet backlash post election and they're trying to blame the manosphere for the election not the fact that they ran a fucking dead guy

and a woman that can't talk no that's true and it's like and now I see these comics like kind of vocally talking shit that they would talk all this shit by the way behind closed doors

because it's what comics do but like real like rat weasel shit because you let this guy enrich you let you used him for his followers and now you see a situation where like they're getting backlash and instead you pile on for self-salvation

not get your boys back and refute some of the rumors that exist on the internet. There's a lot of fucking weasels in this business. And it's good. I like to see it. I want everybody to know because they're going to get canceled

for some shit in the future. They're going to not live up to the purity test. And Joe is the type of guy that he would have had your back. He would have had you on the biggest platform in the world to explain yourself. He would have given you that opportunity.

But now, you know, you're showing who you really are. So enjoy the bed you made. You know what though? Jeff still might. He's so fucking nice. He is. He don't care. And he knows if people are flawed,

I guess, but like, no, that's a, that's my guy. I'm never gonna fucking, no, I never, I never, I never pile on against him. That's a real motherfucker right there. Also, comedy scenes are comedy scenes. Like, Brooklyn was the most annoying comedy scene. Yeah. Probably still is. I don't need to perform it anymore, luckily, but like, it was a fucking worst comedy.

He's right here, guys. There's nice people, okay? They like jokes. No, they're not. They're not nice people. No, they're not. No, they're not nice people. Yeah, but it's this thing that's like, like they're going like all the

comics and whatever it's like listen the majority of comics at a comedy club suck okay they do i go to the cellar i roll my eyes at half of these motherfuckers before i got to go on and mop up the bombs that they fucking do okay okay this idea that they're all good but what we're not what we're not gonna do is pretend like there aren't fantastic comics there as well okay Shane is fantastic yeah Derek poston is fantastic yeah brian simpson is fantastic okay maybe they don't have the density that we have in new york right now okay but at the same time like to dispel the entire scene because now Joe can no longer do something for you or Tony can no longer do something for you because that's where it really comes down. When going on Joe Rogan made you a

millionaire for six years in a row, all these comics were fucking quiet. They were complimentary. They were being so sweet because they wanted to get in. Now that going on Joe Rogan once doesn't automatically give you a career. And now that Kill Tony is focused on more like character based people. Now they no longer see their salvation in these two people. So now they're having these honest conversations. Oh, they're saying the R word. a lot. Shut up, retard. I'm seeing these comments.

It's just so tooth-faced snake weasels, little rats. And this is kind of who they are, though, to be honest. These are the conversations they have in private, and then they kind of change face. So maybe it's even better that they finally have the balls to be authentic now. I mean, look, let's be honest, if you're a stand-up, you have a void. There's something going on in here. Some of us, I hope I'm the one of them, tries to work on it and still be a better person

while chasing this thing. And some of them, it's just an endless void, and they're just going to keep chasing and keep betraying and keep being whatever. Yeah, I just think it's so corny. You use someone to enrich yourself. And the second they're going through something, you immediately abandoned them. And then you could say nothing.

Yeah. Yeah. But you have to, now you have to say something. You have to have a word. It's like, yeah, okay. Well, now we know who you are. Even though we always knew, now everybody knows who you are. And your fans probably...

No, some of them I'm surprised by. Really? Some of them I'm surprised. I'm like, I thought you were a stand-up dude, man. I thought you were a stand-up fucking guy. And you were not. Yeah, that is the epitome of a... What's changed?

Because I feel like... They don't see their salvation in him. Comics are loyal to their salvation. Sorry, what do you... What are you saying? Like, I feel like when Rogan was in L.A., it was everybody got along. It was really kumbaya in the comedy scene. Like, no one really attacked other comics, even if they disagreed with them.

What has changed? This is my opinion. Everything trickles down, right? So it's like when the only way to make it was being on Comedy Central, all these comics that we see now, we're doing knock-knock jokes hoping to get a special on Comedy Central. Right? so you basically gravitate towards what your salvation as most people do most comics do Joe Rogan was the way to make it for a very like a six or seven year stretch it was like you

went on Rogan I saw it happen to me like going on Rogan life changed immediately right and when that was the case all these comics were real fucking quiet nobody said a peep no one said and if they disagreed with something they were just silent now going on Rogan once isn't going to immediately change your career yeah I remember you said you went from comedy club to theaters. I went a few years later, I went from comedy clubs to more people in a comedy club. But like, and then, and then what happened is I think a lot of comics saw like Kill Tony being the way to make it, right? So nobody was going to talk shit about Rogan and nobody was going to talk shit about Tony. And now you see Kill Tony and the people that really exposed from there are like

more character based, right? So then comics go, okay, well, I can't make it immediately off of Rogan. I can't make it immediately off Tony. I guess I'll sandbag these motherfuckers while, you know, the internet is coming after them. I think. that's what it is. I think it's purely where is my salvation. And now they see their salvation as like, oh, I'm going to separate myself from the atmosphere because there's so much criticism on the

internet. It's like, no, that's the time where you should lean into the people who helped you. That's a time where you should be a good, solid friend. That's time where you should refute fake narratives about someone who helped you when you offered nothing to him. All these people that went on Rogan, they offered nothing to Rogan. He literally gave them a platform and

the biggest platform on the planet, millions of people that can go come out to your shows. You made millions of dollars off this guy, and now you're going to fucking sandbag him, let other people come on your show to fucking talk shit about him? That is the... Yeah, you don't want that motherfucker in a foxhole. Put it that way. And people

know that. People know that at their core. Like, your fans might support you right now, but they know you're a rat. And, you know, and your time is going to come, and then nobody's going to be there to help you. This is how you described comedy before, Rubin. Like, when you were coming up, like, he would always talk

about, like, dude, these comics are just so fucking selfish, da-da-da-da. And I was like, come on, it's not, they're not that bad, you know? Rogan organized the whole shit. He was benevolent, he helped, so everybody else was like, maybe that's the way to do it. We should all help. And the second they stopped seeing him as the one and only salvation for their career, they're like, oh, okay, we can go back to just shit on everybody mercilessly.

And now you see all these little fractures and everybody ripping people in different ways. And then comedians having other comedians on their podcast and then forgetting how to riff. Oh, that fucking drove me crazy. It's like, oh, all of a sudden, I don't know how to riff. now your premise is offensive to me yeah oh my god you can't use that word used to be on a podcast that was like known for riffing about the most fucked up shit yep and now all of a sudden it's like oh i don't know how to do comedy oh i don't know what are you saying what i don't understand what you're so here's what i'm trying to say is a joke let me say the crazy thing and then let me land

all right it's funny new white comics is acting like black comics is crazy no no Williams called his own shake shake and then the whole ecosystem Some fell apart. You know what I also think, though? Because there used to be an L.A. New York comedy thing. Like, New York comics shit on L.A. That was it. And L.A. was kind of jealous, whatever.

Now there's a third scene that they can both just hate. So they're all like, oh, you know what? And L.A. is like, he's not on us for being dog shit comics. Fuck those guys. They're hateful. All right, buddy. Keep moving your hands like that. You know what I mean?

Go ahead. You suck, too. Don't think because you stayed in L.A. and didn't go to Austin. Somehow you're a better comic. You still do. this you suck you know facts you're making balloon animals

you know what I mean that's a punchline when is this comedy fuck out my face you're saying a sorrow what's okay what's what you mean we stay quiet for a bit

now I'm done Mark Maren come on this pot let me chop you up you asked you asked him to come on but he would never come on no I asked him nicely now come on I'll chop you up like you

Jamal Khashoki and I'm sorry right Come on, bro. Come to the embassy. Hey, come to the embassy, Mark. You don't even do. Come to the embassy. Show's going to sit out if you're intimidated by it.

Don't worry, I got you. I know you're probably not used to talking to people of color at your shows, but just come talk to one and then we'll handle it. Mark Marion acting like he didn't also have a president on his podcast. Oh, I'm sure he asked him all about the mass deportations. I'm sure you asked him about drone strikes I'm sure you asked him all the cunt All the tough questions

Get the fuck out of here I think you just had him back on You did the same thing Did he really? I think so Can you know what's like that? He just had Obama on like a few days You did the same thing bro

You did the same exact thing We might also need a fact check this But I've heard Mark Maren hasn't had a single trans person on this podcast Oh my God Those people he cares so deeply about Decades you've been doing this pod

Marin don't care about nobody but himself And anybody inside of comedy knows this It's the people outside of comedy They're like unaware of it Yeah But like What was the whole shit with John Stewart Oh yeah

Well they had Now let's have fun So let's have fun While we're talking shit Because he'd been going on Every pod talking shit John Stewart and Mark Marion In New York

Decades ago We're like comedy purists Hated all kinds of shit Like they were like We love stand up We love this John Stewart gets a job With MTV hosting a show

Mark Marin is like Fuck you Like to his face How fucking dare you take that You fucking sell out you fucking chill fuck you makes john feel so bad about it affects their relationship john ends up leaving the show for whatever reason i don't remember if it was a moral thing or he had no i think then you get the opportunity to do like i got a better opportunity yeah yeah guess who takes over that

show no mark fucking merit not mark the principled oh mark the principled guy and then he tried to act like nothing happened with john john was like no no no you fuck you you don't get to be my friend after that exactly fuck you then decades later they try to chop it up or they try to patch it up And John is like, Mark is like, hey, I would love for you to come on the podcast and talk about this. John is like, look, if you want to mend the friendship, I'm open to it, but I'm not doing it to give you podcast stuff. Like, let's just talk in person and we'll have it out. Mark Maren never contacts him again.

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Welcome back. I feel free. We haven't had a boys up since before we went to Australia. I do that, yeah. It's been a minute. I haven't even talked to you. We haven't even talked to the people about Australia. Yeah, Australia was fun.

dude good quality of life good quality of life really yeah like why what makes it good quality there's a cheap shit to do that is really fun like that they have access to the beach the weather is amazing and you can go to the beach and there's nothing more luxurious than the beach right like people spend fucking hundreds of thousands of dollars to stay at nice resorts that are on beaches and it's like every single day we take your kid down to that fucking beach you see the most beautiful beach you've ever seen and they're just littered with them they're all over the place so you can have this like really amazing like luxurious quality of life for very little and they got all the same issues we got here in terms of like rent being crazy and like lack of opportunity and all this

other stuff but at the end of the day like you know they have a you see tons of young people with kids you just it was just awesome yeah name some more things because the beach is everywhere my like like not fucking jones beach roe talking about a different name I think Florida, Cali, we got nice beaches? No, I think it's fair. Like, for me, that's what I saw. Like, I don't get to every day, like, go down to the beach with my daughter. There was a little thing, too, which is, like, I got to do a lot of family time.

Oh, yeah. So, like, my schedule was like, we wake up, we have breakfast, we hang out. I'd go back home for bedtime routine and dinner. That's probably a nice thing about being a movie is you're not, the travel's one place. So they come with you and then you're there. Exactly. I'm not going away every weekend. They're flying this.

It's like, every day we're to get. I'm reading books to my daughter to go sleep every single night. And it's like, and I'm sure I'm saying this as most people listening are like, yeah, I do that with my kid all the time. I just didn't get to. We're gone three, four days a week. Yeah. So, like, it was, that was awesome. And, yeah, it was just fantastic.

I feel like people that are not as stressed politically. Dude, they're so unaffected by anything. Like, they're so removed. They're kind of like Americans, like, in that way. Like, we're really political about the shit that's happening here. I'm sure they are. But, like, we're detached from, like, what's happening in Europe. We're detached from what's happening in the Middle East.

Like, it's just not, we care, but it also isn't going to affect us. They're that times 10, because there ain't even even land to walk to them. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if you got there illegally, you work for that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're just detached from everything, kind of like living in their own little bubble, and it allows them to have a pretty, like, stress-free life.

You know, it's a... This guy to get paid for by the Australian government. Yeah, I know. This guy's a shill. I'm a shill for us. This guy's a shill, dude. Took that koala money. Now we're gonna...

Nonstop. Also, the fucking... The movie. The movie was fire. The movie was like, this shit is gonna surprise people, man. I mean, just the cast alone, I've tons of faith.

Yeah, it was... But it's just like making it, this should give me faith in acting. Like, I usually never like acting. I was like, this shit is boring as hell. And shout out to the director, Katow and the producers as well, like Kale.

and Jay and it was like it was super collaborative it was like shit would be on the page and then we would all come together and be like okay what can we make this what would the character do and a lot of times directors have these like massive egos where it's like you can't infiltrate that at all and it's almost like you need that in order to control

275 people every single day to like get what you need but this shit was super collaborative like he would let us play give us our thoughts on what the character would do like we've changed certain things about it like no ego but he also knew where the movie was going type of thing so like and it was just it was fun like i would look forward to it all right and i never do that with that wow like i was like oh i'm excited about the scene i'm like texting the directors and the actors about yeah can we rehearse this what if we did this for this

scene like it was yeah it was fire that's awesome how's your fighting skills can you i just get my ass kick the whole movie. All right. That's my role. It's getting my asses. That's actually perfect. Yeah. You beating up anybody, even though you box, people, be like, what the fuck is this?

No, and it's just, yeah, it's, it's also like, I have a different respect for, like, action stars. Ah. Like, the guy, Noah, who's the star of the movie, he plays Ken. Like, this guy ate. Centeno. No, Centeno. And, like, he ate literally, like, I don't know, like, something. He ate steak four times a day and, like, four eggs every day.

time he ate the steak, and he ate that for six months. Wow. And every single meal. And that's all he ate. And he when he would film, he's working out the entire day to keep the pump so it looks good on camera. Wow. And I was like, I don't got that. I'm more of a rom-com. I'm the fat friend

in the rom-com. Son, I saw that shit. I stopped working out. I got I got him worse shape there. Because I'd be in every scene with this motherfucker, right? And his buffing, I'd be looking at my arms on camera afterwards. I'm like, I'm dumb working. I'm going the other way. Yeah, jugs position is funny.

And you're getting beat up, so why are you got to be in good shit? Who am I wasting his muscles for? But I saw that shit, I was like, that is like, that is dedicated. Like what Rambo must have done to look like that? Before steroids and shit? I kept telling no, I was like, yo, take steroids. Like, no, I got to do it. I'm like, fuck that.

Take steroids. Eat Rice Krispies treats or whatever. Like, I mean. Rambo is taking steroids. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You should do that. It must have been.

I'm only, if you see me. shape in a movie? I'm cheating. I am cheating. I can't wait to If you see me in shape in life, you're cheating. I'm cheating. Did you ever see Hugh Jackman in the first Wolverine? If you see me not being fat, I'm cheating. Well, he was insane. In every world. No, first one. The first one, the last one is hilarious. Oh, why, he was small in the first one? Yeah, yeah. The first one, he just sort of regular day. That's me. That's what I look like. Stop it. You don't even look that good.

No, that's what I look like. Dead ass. That's what I look like on camera. Oh, okay. So they use CGI. That's crazy. So I learned some shit about this, right? Because they're smart, right? With Noah, he's shirtless so much in the movie that, like, they can't really do anything about it. But, like, with me, I found out I was shirtless for the first three days. And that's it?

And I was like, say less. Oh, lovely. I was off the bread for like a week. I did my one scene. The second we finished filming my scene, I already had a sandwich. until he got to do retakes at the end and then I had to be shows again I was like I'm not justified in the same

holy but so I heard with these type of movies is they'll find out when he's going to be shirtless they'll film that immediately almost and then the rest of the scenes with Wolverine usually have his leather jacket

on or a shirt that's ripped or whatever so you get that scene right there one day that he prepares for and then after that he's still big and ripped But the abs you can drink water He can let go a little bit Did they give you a little touch up?

Oh, I asked him So Hey shit I didn't get abs I didn't work out for like two months And then we had to do this final scene And I'm just like man I go to the makeup people

I'm like yo shorty Let me talk to me a second I need you to give me definition Like I need to whatever So I'm all dirty in the scene But we made sure the dirt We carved out my arm I'm on my criceps

Fired I am mad at it Hollywood That's the motherfuckers working out every day I'm at the beach with my kids Can't compete

He's young How old is he Yeah he's in his 20s Yeah he got That motherfucker was ripped No no he's great He's great I'm just saying he got

This is what are you doing at that age You're trying to be in shape It's over for us It is over for us All these motherfuckers The guy plays Ryu Andrew Koji That motherfucker was ripped

That motherfucker was so goddamn rip and then he busts his ankle they had to shut down filming for three weeks oh no and i was like selfishly i was like like am i involved in these other scenes like because i was like i got to get back to america luckily they were able to fill me out are you able to tell the story the dude that you thought was in costume oh yeah vidget jam wall my boy vidget he's this like uh bollywood Vigit, Vigit, Vigit, I call him Vigit And he's like a big action star He's like, he's like, that's why people probably call him

Yeah, but white people probably like Vigit It's not Vigit, it's actually Vigit, yeah, Viget Okay There's no E. Oh, Vidut Yeah, but Vidget Okay, yeah, the way I said it The way I said it initially

You're fucking white ass man Look how handsome that motherfucker is, right? So he plays dulcim, and that was the homie. Look at that. God, damn. He said he don't believe in protein. Really? Yeah, he don't believe in it.

He goes, protein is a myth. This motherfucker funny as shit. Anyway, he, martial arts starts in India. Like all of these, this is where it begins. And it's called colority, something like that. What? Colority, pretty, pretty. Colerty pretty assaulting me

He used in that So you didn't even know Martialat started in India I didn't know I know Coloredi pride it Coloredi pretty it Anyway

So he's like Yeah Colourke You got some South Indian shit Don't even worry Yeah I worry about South Indian stuff It's too complicated

They started martial arts They invented it bro They invented Just a husband and a wife She's like six Ha ha ha ha He's invented You think

They should self-defense So he's like six-generation that. And he's also like an action star, like whatever. So he comes in some shit. And, you know, they had some, like, funny costumes. So he pulled up. And I thought he was in costume. I didn't know.

Like, I didn't know. That's just how he dressed regular. So the first day I meet him, I'm like, oh, this is what Dawson was wearing. This shit is fire, blah, blah. And I started, like, kind of teasing him or whatever. And he's not really reacting. if he speaks English and I have no clue what's going on and the directors and producers

are all like no no no that's just what he that's how he dresses and I was like I thought they were being sarcastic and this went on for like 10 minutes just went on for 10 straight minutes so I just kept putting my foot in my mouth and I couldn't get out of it

I don't really have anything else to say does he fuck with you now like no I love that guy what's the whole I don't believe in protein shit He don't believe in it, bro. So what does he eat? Yeah. He's vegetarianized him?

I don't know. No follow-up question? I don't know. Man, I look like that I ain't protein. It's crazy. Yeah, it's something else going on. But it's also like martial arts where it's invented. I'm not even trying to joke.

I'm trying to tell you guys a history, bro. If you guys want to learn something today, you're not telling us anything beyond him's invented there. It's invented there, bro. Like in what way? Calerty Payette. Calerty Paiet. Calerty Paiet is where martial arts.

It's the way of life, man. It's the beaches. The beaches, bro. Son, they got a great way of life out. You're Puerto Rican. You know what I mean? Why do you guys think you're still there? The beach.

That show was Laylock. You guys were the left. Yeah. That is true. There's a lot of stuff going on. More than just the beach. Man, come we got one bad bunny thing and then that's it. What about, what about Fofty?

How was young fifth? Oh, 50. was great man he looked incredible he lost like 25 pounds the motherfucker was starving himself first cast dinner we show up he uh spills a glass of champagne on me and he goes oh my god i'm so sorry takes off his Rolex and goes here take this I go I'm not taking that shit he goes no man I feel so bad take it I'm like I'm not taking your watch he goes please man take it I'm like I'm not fucking having three guys breaking into my hotel this tonight to take this back so I'm not going to fucking take this watch and uh

And, I don't know, I'm bombing right now, guys. Wait, is that real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to give me a while. I didn't take the watch, but, yeah. He was just a legend. Fuck, you don't take the watch for it? Nah, I can't still.

That feels too weird. He ruined your outfit. No, we did. He ruined it. He destroyed it with the moet. I should have taken the watch. Yeah, I know. One billion percent.

I think you don't want these people to feel used, but I'll be using sometimes. You know what I'd be like, give me the watch. You offer, it's more disrespectful to turn it down. Yeah, no, I can't. Now, he's right. That's the move. No, I can't. Because you don't want a guy to feel like he took that fucking watch?

He took the fucking watch for a shirt. Like, part of you's going to be like, I send your shirt and you took my Rolex? He offered. I know, but it's an empty offer. It's just to show how apologetic he is that I'd be willing to do this if you really wanted. But if you really wanted, our friendship would be affected forever. Yes, 100%. Yeah, yeah.

That's the reality of the matter. Is it also a crazy look to wear another man's Rolex? Nah. Nah, because that's a vintage watch is. Yeah, a vintage watch is somebody else's. But now it's yours, though, forever. Like, to borrow.

No, no, he was like, he was going to give me the watch. Gifting him the watch in exchange for his shirt. As a punishment, you know, not as a punishment for himself. An apology. That was like the time you let me borrow your shoes. I'll let me borrow his sneakers,

like brand new off whites. And then anytime someone compliment him, I'd be like, thanks, they're Alex. And Alex, shut the fuck up. Don't tell people that. Yeah. Why? Because he didn't want people to know that I was wearing his shoes.

He was like, you can't be wearing another man's shoes. Yeah, but that's feet, dude, that's different. Feet are sacred. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't want people knowing that you lent your shoes. Yeah, like, I want to you to stand on your own shit. You know, like, it's kind of corny looking if he were wearing somebody else's shoes. So I was like, you're doing it for me?

Yeah. I was like, dude, thanks for the shoes. I told everyone. I was like, yeah, Alex gave him to me. No, that's nice. That's what you should do. Right? And I was like, don't let people know that.

You're going to make us look crazy out here. Y'all do it. Gay is funny. I know. That's why he's concerned. It's not about you. It's both. I'm a nice guy. How's Cody Rhodes?

Oh, Cody was so good. He was so funny. Who surprised you the most in terms of, okay, really? Cody, he was hilarious. It was the funniest person on set. Really? Like, hilarious. And, like, he, Gile, it was to the point where I don't even know what Gile looks like.

it's just Cody do you know what I mean once you see someone as a character you're like okay that's kind of what they are what they look like he did they put a wig on obviously yeah okay but like he was just so funny

I didn't expect him to be that funny you know what I mean like he's not that funny in WWE he's good at WWE but he's not hilarious like the job isn't for him to be a comedian white meat baby face and that what they call it? Yeah yeah and like

but holy shit I mean like every line every line like that role is bigger now in the movie because of him wow that's the ultimate compliment trying to find more scenes trying to find more things wow like that good shouts like i i saw it happen i saw i like it was like we have we have some funny shit like we would we would play yeah you know well and like we would kind of like build some things around it and uh and it was just yeah we have some fun stuff yeah that wrestling to acting pipeline like there's there's a lot of

Because you're playing a character the whole time you're wrestling. Yeah. So it's just like, it's such a natural transition. Even rap and acting, you're kind of playing a character as a rapper. So these things make perfect sense. Nah, we're real, bro. Stop. Yeah, sure.

We. Everybody rapped at one point, you know? The hardest transition, I think, for the wrestlers is the same as the comedians where, like, they're used to a reaction to what they say. So basically separating yourself from that expectation. It's tough. It's tough. But those that can do it, like, obviously,

seen it did it you're going to see with Cody like and then obviously Roman was Akuma oh yeah he's playing the bad guy yeah and like you know that if you can separate yourself from like the neediness of that immediate reaction because everybody on set got to be quiet

until you cut they already have the character work they understand who it is like they're phenomenal phenomenal I'm gonna watch that movie in Rial when it comes out respect now they got theaters yeah they do that you got tears All right, what else we're talking about, boys?

When does the movie come up? Next October. Oh, okay. Yeah. That's a long edit. Joey, hit us. We got a couple of random things. Okay.

Do you want to just do like a little... Oh, no. What? The videos you was playing earlier. What? You don't want to do some AI videos? I still don't know how I feel about them. Do you want to talk about some AI videos?

So on this SOAR or two shit is crazy. Yeah, let's do it. Have you seen any of the AI videos that people have posted the SOAR videos? I immediately scroll past any AI video I see. Really? Yeah. What? I just don't care.

Once they take away that watermark, you're going to have a hard time telling. There's a watermark? Yeah, every Sora video says Sora. Oh, I don't even notice it. I just like, once I see it's like fake, I'm just like, I don't care. Like, I mean, it's, there's funny shit. Like, I'll see the Jake Paul things. Have you seen the Mr. Rogers and Tupac shit?

No. Good? Oh, my God. Can we find that clip? That shit's good shit. You can play a few of these. They're good. they just

it's just they need to be playing with my man MLK though but that's the thing they need to be so fucked up in order for me to

freedom cannot be chained by the hands of time peanut butter got it all right son thank you

let's give them a hand I take back everything I say I take back everything I said I've been scrolling past absolute art

I'm telling you this nation was founded upon the belief that the peanut butter And grill cheese sandwich Oh my god, dude No

Hit another one, right Hit another one No No that's fucking unbelievable All right I say to you today my friends GTA 6

More like GTA 6 7 Oh He did that shit to me. I'm a boomer. I don't think it means anything. I don't think there's like any history to it. It's just 6-7. You just any time you can say 6-7, you say like that.

It's a frivolous song. Yeah, it's from a song. Yeah. Scrillix? Scrilla. You know, you has so much confidence with fucking jack shit knowledge. I didn't even ask you because I knew you do nothing. You don't even know about Colourty Pilot. Of course you're not going to know

about 6-7. No, you've jumped to answers. You can't even know. You jump. to answer you. You said, hey, hey, hey, hey, there's no meaning behind it. Even though I had no information to back that up.

No, you're not fat, you're just full as shit. I can't believe. I can't believe you open your fucking mouth to say anything, crazy. They had, they knew what it was. They knew what it was. They knew what it was And you jumped in front of them To say nothing

Oh my God Sprill Well, how's this fucking play Play the shrewish All right Mark Can you break down What the fuck

Six-7? It doesn't mean anything It literally I told you I told you No it's from this song From Skrilla Dude

Six-7 It's a wonderful song It's an absolute That don't mean anything Yo That's it. That's it Yeah, that's it.

All right, so, so, but is 6-7, like his neighborhood? Is it the street he lives on? I don't even know about that. I don't even know why he put it on. It's like this generation's like 1738. It's just like a number that you, it's catchy and you just repeat it for no fucking. But 1738 was obviously like a pin code. He was Remmy Martin.

He was Remney Martin. Like, H-DM pick up. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you for judging me. I'm joking. You are serious. I'm obviously joking.

What is it? 1738. 1738. Minneselling Empire today. Ain't that this guy? What's that? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, but 1738 is probably his address. He docks himself. You know, he just let people know, 1738. Come on, bro. Oh, is this sore? Please tell me. This one was promised to us, and I have one thing to say. Amble six, seven.

That's all the points. The face is crazy. Oh, my God. You know, hit that Tupac one if you can. I think this might be, this might be, hopefully this is the one. I just looked it up. So these clips get deleted. What's up my name?

What did you call me? Nah, I'm just messing with you. My neighbor? My mother fucking neighbor. Ha! Man, you wild, Fred. I know I was wondering, could I get the pass just one time? No, no, Mr. Rogers.

That's one thing I can't hand out, even in the neighborhood. Fair enough. But you're still cool with me. You know what, Park? I think I'm ready to leave this white-ass neighborhood. So what's this game called again? This shit here is Connect 4-Loco. I win. You drink.

You win, I drink. Well, let's get next. neighborly like this chin tuck step pop the jab bring it right back real simple slip roll with it then hook all about staying ready you never know and it helps you feel prepared in concert exactly mr rober the one i saw was him uh saying like giving him the lyrics to hit him up he was like what if you said that you had relations with his wife oh yeah like forget you and your friend group yeah it's not as good without the down syndrome kid i feel like All those could have been just as good if the down syndrome

I really just want to see that. He's a scene stealer. Yeah, he's a scene stealer. I'm like guilt-free laughter at Down syndrome. Because it's not a real one. Because it's not a real one, exactly. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's why we can laugh at it.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, isn't that? No, no, no, you're right, you know? But I've seen this one. This is good. But imagine there's a down syndrome kid. All of these would be better if there's a down syndrome

just yelling out different peanut butters or whatever. How about Hitler, though? Hitler won. What did he do? They got him in all the AIs already. Yeah. They got one where he's coming out as a starting quarterback. Oh, hold on. I need more juice, damn it! 6-7-6-7-88, baby!

Oh, shit. It's crazy. What the fuck? Seasfire now, y'all. That's crazy. Did we talk about the ceasefire? No, briefly. You said he solved it.

Oh, yeah. Soled as shit, though. I mean, isn't that cool? there's a ceasefire? Yeah. The hostages back, Hamas is going to relinquish power. Like, isn't this what everybody wanted? Yeah.

Why does it feel like it's not a lot of excitement behind this? I think we're not sure if it's actually, we need to make sure it's calm before we're like. Are you saying that people don't trust a deal that was brokered between Donald Trump, BB Netanyahu, and Hamas? Yes. Yes. Thank you. Are you saying that you encapsulated the feeling perfectly? People might think that that won't happen?

It won't last. Yeah. Those three figures? Yeah. Might back out on their word? Yeah, someone might renegotiate. Wow. Okay, I think that's very fair.

But the hostas are back, which is great. So clearly, Beebe would never do anything like that. No, no, this whole thing has been about the hostages. Yeah. That's all I cared about this whole time. There's no way that he's going to do a single thing. Yeah. Yeah.

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Let's get back to the show. What y'all think about Dogtober 7? Asan Piker, dog. I was like, what? You know, everybody upset it, Asan Piker, like, y'all haven't zapped your dog, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bro. I just got my dog. You just be misbehaving.

You know, Zahman, just zap the fuck out your dog, bro. Star Wars. Hit him with a little Star Wars. Here's the thing, though, if you're going to constantly virtue signal and be a leftist, the left-loved dog. I love dogs. I mean, the right-loved dogs is more than the left-loved dogs. Everybody loves dogs, to be honest with you. But you can't virtue signal

and then be zapping your dog for not being in your stream. Is the dog actually getting zapped? The dog wouldn't misbehaving. Like, what's you doing as misbehaving? You need to zap that, motherfucker. I think the dog just caught its nail. No, you need a zap that dog. Bullshit. Hey, Hassan. Barbecue that

motherfucking, bro. Put him in the barbecue. You got to zap that dog. That's a bad dog. He's not Asian, bro. Zapped that dog. No. 100%.

I don't even think he's zaping him. I don't even believe that. He's cooking that motherfucker. Do you know turkey? Oh, yeah. That was the spice row or whatever it was. What is it called? The spice?

Marco Polo went to Spiceland. Oh, the Silk Groveland? The Silk Groveland. Turkey's part of the silk road. You don't think they were chow when I was with chow? I'm telling you, you could speak Turkish. You could speak Turkish from Turkey to the Uyghurs. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. Silk dog. What is that dog? What's going on? Zap that dog. Zap it. Zap that dog. Hassar.

That dog was acting up. You don't got to zap your little bitch-ass-pigeons. Yeah, I don't. You got to just grab that motherfucker. If you got a behemoth like that, you've got to zap that dog. Hassan is a behemoth. Zap that dog. Zap that dog.

Zap, zap that dog. Hey, Hassan, do whatever you need to do to handle your candle, my boy. Okay? If Beethoven is acting up, zap that fucking dog. What are we going to do? Zap that dog. Yes, zap it. We don't judge other cultures.

He's from Turkey. He's from, they don't have animals. They don't have house pets. He doesn't know what to do. He thinks it's a fucking cheater. He's not American. He doesn't know how to be an American yet. We have to institutionalize and teach him.

Until then zap that dog. He thinks he lives in a zoo. He's from Turkey. They're dumb. They don't know what to do with animals. He thinks she's supposed to pile it up into a swarma machine. The dog's not even, hey, I'm going to be a dog. honest, I've been around with Sabby,

she a lot. Your dog could get a bit a little more six of a little more sciss with Saupy! Your dog needs to say. Assymmy almost killed my dog. Zabby almost killed my pigeon. Jumped up in the air, lying in both paws on my six pound out of zap the shit out of that.

Six seven. Six seven. Six seven times. Zat seven. Zat seven. Zap, da, da, da. That's a zap. That's a zap or they're doing nothing.

Zat that dog. You know who else zaps their dogs? Saudi Arabia. I'm like, what? Headlining next year, Hassan Panker. They got a dog show out there. They got a dog show

with electric chair. The gays aren't dogs, man. Come on. Zap those gays. You got to zap some gays, bro. You don't think that Elon's daughter pulled up with the zap machine,

the newest version of it, pulled up to the sandsering, they'll put this shit on your dog. He's going to sit wherever the fuck you want. Zap that dog. Leave it. He's not alone. He got a ceasefire. This guy made the ceasefire happen, almost single-handling.

He can't electrocute the fuck out of a Beethoven. One dog, bro. It's one dog. This is crazy. What is called off? Not protect dogs, yo. Didn't you abandon a dog you already got? No, I did not. He would love to be electrocuted in your house. You know what I mean?

Re-home your dog. Yeah, re-homed a dog. Some drug dealer probably using it as a pool, stuff in cocaine in his ass. Walking him down the street. What is it? in the city of this family. Six, seven, now. All right, that's up.

You moved him up. No, fuck out of it. Oh, whoa. That seemed racial. It was. That seemed racial. It was. It was.

Seven, six. Seven, six. That's going down. That's what you can't teach them nothing. You know, seven six. You know, seven six that. You got a seven six that. That we add to seven six that.

Yeah. That's crazy. We got an 87 you right now. 86. You fucking. retarded dog killer fucking dog Nazi

I can't believe that y'all are giving Hassan shit for literally trying to help its dog learn yeah he's trying to help

the dog learn nah fuck that dude you can't be zapping that dog wasn't doing nothing yo what podcast are we on we can't riff

we're also this guy be having smoke for us so fuck him no he doesn't no he don't Oh, really? Yeah.

And let him just have the dog. What's the big deal? What's the big deal, dude? I get it. Sometimes he misbehaved. My man got a ceasefire. Yes. He saved human beings.

Yes, millions. He's nice to us. And I like the guy. I'd be totally fine if he had one of them... Thiggup, pigit, pigga, pigger, pigger. Tasters. Yep. I'd be fine if he had a...

Thagit, thagit, pagit, bag it. Anytime the dog gets a little out of the cream on stream, I'm okay with that because he got his fucking ceasefire while y'all sat in your asses y'all sat in your you sat in your fucking ass we got the ceasefire

we was just out there I know yeah come on I know what this motherfucker fucking killing dogs yeah leave Hassan alone he's a nice guy

he's a good guy handsome handsome okay dog was acting up I saw that dog acting up sympathizing with those right-wing podcasters?

He's got a right-wing dog, bro. You know, he's a fucking right-wing dog. There's a neoclequin or whatever, bro. Wait, is this him explaining? Oh, man, Mark, what the hell just happened? What happened? Seven-six, right here? That was so seven-six.

You need to be more six. You are seven-sixth in there. That's got to be, like, scruly. What is this, him explaining the shot collar? Why don't we believe, everybody's saying, oh, he took off the zap part. think that they sell it a zapples dog collard

I know they do. It's called a dog collar. A zappless dog collar is a dog collar. No, it's got a little vibration. Put that on your little dog clip and have a good night. Is that a little rectal shock collar? Yeah. You can't have a good night. Y'all never did that. You never put a vibrator in your dog's clipped. Yeah, exactly. You never tried to All you're doing is punishing.

Dogs work with reward. Give it a treat. Yeah. Six-seven. That's six-seven right now. Dog-click collar? I don't like you. The dog-click collar is definitely six-seven.

The dog's an interesting bad. 1738. This is pink-cote. This is the zip code, you idiot. 17-30-old. This is pink-coat. This is pink-cote. It's his lunch coat.

This is a pin-cote. This is a pin-cote. Oh, man. There's the only numbers you can see with one eye. Come on, but I said, Zach! Is that that, well, we also don't know if dogs feel that. Yeah, there's a good point. A lot of people don't know for a fact, dogs feel electricity.

Then how does it work? It doesn't. Yeah. Sabi's still in misbehaved. I try to hook Savi up to our electrical outlets sometimes. I put a little dog treat in the electrical outlets. I just put peanut butter all over the electrical outlets. Every time you misbehaved, like, oh, there's some peanut butter, snacks. over there. She don't learn her lesson.

If that doesn't work, I put peanut butter on my ass. It's like a battery. Yeah, it is. You got so much hair on that ass. Oh, my God. Oh, it's a pain that he has to get out, dude. Yeah, dude, I bet. Only a dog can do that shot. It's true. With their spiky tongues. You ever white boy fun yourself?

Yes. Wait a minute. You were a white boy fun yourself where you put it on your neck and you shock yourself. Didn't we do that for an episode or some show? Oh, so we're out here electric shocking minorities I wasn't it

didn't we try to do that? No I'd sit with my boys when we were young the fence line was there and you just put it on and run how far you could get before you started running back and then you'd go put a flag

and you try to beat your other party see and he's fine That's awesome Leave a son alone How's it feel? What's it feel like? You turn it around real fast Keeps going until you're back. Yeah, until you're back on the defense.

You know, leave Lasson alone. My motherfucker, he got a ceasefire now. Okay. He likes us. That's important. That's important. That's really all I care about. Exactly.

His dog is happy. His dog is fed. Does his dog not feed? It looks beautiful. Dog got to smell the seed after Elon's daughter put that dussie on it. Not a dude he got shocked from going to the chair. But she put that dussy on it. Maybe that's why he's going back.

I'm going to get another sniff She had Elon's daughter Just dropping that Dussie all over a seat on the stream bro Talk, can we get it You don't want to smell that a little bit

Elon's daughter Can we pull up Dousie? I never see it Tripping all over the stream seat Come on Akash Wait is this

Which daughter is this The hot one Not the son that transitioned The daughter The daughter It's a daughter That's why she got the Dussie.

Okay, I got you now. All right, now I'm with you. Okay. Oh, get it. Get it. Look at that Dussie. Oh, yeah. Does he dance?

Does he dance? Dissie dance. That was six, seven. Yeah, that was six seven for sure. Where's the dog right now, though? Probably a hyperbaric chamber. We don't want that dog to age one single day. She got some long arms.

She could probably play small forward food. Any WM. Small forward? That wingspan, dog? Small ford? Yeah. Wood? Oh!

Oh! You saw that, right? I saw that. Got the dogs out there. Shock them, bro. Shock them up. Yo, that's the thing. We can't have the same expectations for, like, normal human beings as for Turkish people.

Yeah. They're the last ones to convert into humans. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you look at the evolutionary chart, like there is the one right before humans is Turkish. It's an ice cream man. Super tricky. They're so tricky, bro.

Yes, dude. When he was trying to get the puppy, the guy was like, whoop. And then he wouldn't give him the puppy at all. That wasn't doing with the puppy's freedom. Hey, Davy. There's a Turk right there. That's a Turk.

that's what Turkish people are. Tell me that they're not. That's not Efe? Exactly. They're one right before humans. And some of them are like a human enough that we just go, all right, fine. But that is them.

So you can't put these standards on them that are unfair. They're doing their best. Yo, F.A. going to fuck you up. I love F.A. F.A. is one more to the left. F.M.

throw a spear through your head. You got to watch it. You got to watch out. FAA just got thumbs He's the first person in his family line to have a thumb Did you know that?

It made history When he came out And he had a thumb It was a celebration in his village Literally the whole community Came out of the trees And Just like

Yeah Free a son You just got electricity Just a discovery He's excited. And they need to put it on everything. That's not a dog. There's just a Turkish person.

Yeah, it's not actually a dog. You don't thought this was a dog the whole time. There's an ice cream in that outfit every single day. It's an ice cream man in the outfit. It's not a real dog. Leave him alone. Oh, my God. I'm sick and tired of it.

Six, seven. I'm sick and seven of it. I'm sick and seven about it. Are we going to be able to go to Istanbul for the comedy festival? we need to. We need to pull up. I saw a funny flyer. Somebody, oh, man, my bad, forgetting who made this.

But something made a flyer about comedians performing at the El Salvador Comedy Festival, like inside the Seacot. Those prison facilities that they put all the game members in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For life, but it's funny. Oh, fuck.

Anyway, credit to you, whoever you were did that. My bad, I've heard. Oh, God. But yeah, man, not everybody's a human. What else we got, boys? Come on. we having fun

yo you want to do this civil war thing yeah what's happening this is going viral on TikTok a little bit all right let's say there's a civil war it breaks out in America see this is how the countries are split up okay which side are you pulling for to win the civil war

F you're not even a question I mean I'm gonna be honest with y'all F is the only one that okay okay ready here's this is very important strategy right now. If California

in its entirety was an age, they have a chance. They're missing San Diego. San Diego is Fort Pembleton. That's the Marine Base. So California, without that, you're dead. You know what I mean? You're picking berries or whatever.

You're an avocado farmer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the biggest port. Isn't that the most dense population, though? Where? It's like the most people. The most people? You got Colorado, Utah

They got people They got people But they don't got They can't bang out Nevada's got all the air for All right Utah and Nevada They got Area 51

But that's for aliens They got them Or they got the aliens F got Fort Hood Fort Colleen F is mad guns Put Texas against any other country

in the world And it wins Yeah outside of America Outside of America But you got Hawaii Texas versus France Who wins Oh we fuck them

No, we fucked them up. Texas. What? They don't have F-15s. France says fighter jets. Who doesn't have that 15? Lockheed Martin in Texas. They have every single military group.

They got the engineers over there. No, they have the bases. We got to pull up. Fort Calais and Fort Hood. It's a wrap. It's a wrap. They also have their own electrical grid, which fails a lot. It is their own.

California has the most military bases in the U.S. Yeah, but take away Pemilton, the one that matters. Not the fucking C. What is that? What is that? The Navy? Coast Guard. Coast Guard.

Yeah, they're guarding the coast. Texas got 14 bases, and the people are about that action. They got guns. They've been planning for this. They've been waiting for this. And we got... The only other place that got Mexicans like us is H. Go back to that.

But they got to deal with the Hawaiians. The Hawaiians are going to be there. Fucking it up. The Hawaiians? Yeah. It's C. It's C. Why?

F got Hawaiians, too. That's my point, bro. The Hawaiians, you got to coordinate with the Hawaiians. You think C wins? Yeah. Why? Absolutely. Chicago?

Population density. It doesn't have Chicago. If it has Chicago, it's even better. I think it's missing Chicago. No, we got a little block. Well, hold on. There is a military base in North Carolina. Also, all of Quantico and everything in D.C., Virginia, all that shit's in the middle.

You can grow crops. I'm not going to let you go. You can grow crops. You got a population density. I just add to. You said Quantico, and they're telling you a theory. But, no, he actually might be right because North Carolina, I believe, has a major base. That's

where everybody goes to basic training now. I'm not even thinking base. I'm thinking like you have the deepest ports. You have three or four ports. You need bases, bro. This is going to be fought in the skies. Fucking suns- How do you think we're going to win this war by electrocuting all the felines?

Texas has the power grid. It has a power grid. I think it has the military. Sea also has all of the military schools. What do you learn in that shit? How to be a soldier? What the fuck you No, you don't. You have to learn how to subjugate Arabs.

Bro, I'm telling you, it's C. You got population density. Son, it's F. What are we talking about? I've probably got it, bro. I'm not going to like, D might got some shit. Yeah, you got all Georgia tennis in the South Carolina. Half of Kentucky.

And then Florida, you got a mad Navy bases up there. D might got some shit. Mm-hmm. It ain't F. I don't know about that. I can't believe they're trying to cancel Hassan from mutilating a dog. free a son bro i like him i like him too i'm obviously kidding if yeah but if i didn't like him shit yeah it'd be over for him did seven six on that face on his fucking grave 7 six on his

grave how i was 7 six that fucking god kill some shit before it even gets started that's what we do now once i turn 40 i'm killing all trends i love that y'all young and's not gonna have anything fun and cool. I'm going to find it and I'm going to squash it out. I'm going to dress like y'all and I'm going to make you feel uncool about it. Yeah. I'm on dad mode right now. Uncle Shotsie. You know 1738 we might need to bring back. That was fire. You got to yell that when you nut. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's up with Feddywap? He just got out, right? He's still locked up? He got like five years for tax evasion. Yeah. I think he's locked up still. Do you just take the time?

Like, if you owe $20 million, do you just take the time? Not that you still have to pay it. Get out of here. I think so. That's not fair. That's, yeah. The punishment is for the crime. Yeah.

You shouldn't have to still pay for the crime after the punishment. I agree. Joey, look that up. I'm pretty sure he's still got to pay. Or they make, like, an arrangement where you pay a little bit less. Oh, drug charges. Drug charges, though. Are you his PR agent?

Yeah, it was like tax fraud or something like that. That's an oopsie days. He's on my part, but. Oh, man. the drug stuff you got so much money why you're selling drugs it's crazy right but i don't know how much he made he was hot for that one summer he ran the summer oh my god but he had like four back to back to dude what a fucking time to be alive that was a great year that was the last year i really like understood what was happening in music games god after that it was just like you know i knew i got old i said to my

cousin i was like i just don't get future and i was like oh it's over my future's the oldest shit i've ever said in my life no he is i just i didn't get it and i was like well it's over that's fair It's over. That's fair. What's up with Drake's new shit? Is he dropping? Is he dropping? I mean, the lawsuit got dropped.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's right. His lawsuit got dismissed. So what does that mean? The motherfucker lost every way you can lose. Golly. That's what he said. But here's the thing.

They proved that it's bots, though. It's all bots. But isn't that he's a legend? No, he was saying that the certified pedophile, all that shit was like unfair to say, and it harmed me. It was like, but the judge was, but the judge was, was like you literally said in your song you talk about this it was in Joe Biden. I thought that wasn't

the allegation. I thought that it was the record company was using that and promoting that song to defame him so that they could negotiate a more favorable deal for themselves. So they use marketing tactics, payola bots

third party promotion, which we know to be true. I think Kendrick lost like a billion streams when Spotify did there. Spotify did their, like, revamped. I think he's still doing well. I think even after he's still like, the song is still top 30, I think. No, I'm sure.

But, like, still like a billion is not like a little amount. A billion streams is huge. I think what I don't know if the legal case was this, but it's like Drake also benefited from those bots. So I think, what was the judge is? Can we look about why the judge dismissed it? And I think there was something else about the fact that they put the picture of his house and he's like, oh, you're putting me in danger or some shit like that.

And then they threw that out as well. But didn't he all? also posts a picture of his house? Yeah, because that's why the judge threw it out. It's like, yeah. Your house is Googled. I don't know, man. This is not like, I didn't think the lawsuit was a good look.

It was a horrible look. I didn't think a lawsuit. In what world was it a good look? Yeah. They said in a heated rap battle full of exaggeration that he means that a reasonable listener would view the lyrics as opinion slash hyperbole, not literal fact. That's what I viewed it.

How the judge know more about rap than Drake? He's crazy. The judge is like, hey, this is what a rap battle is. dude. Who's this drug, judge? We need to look up this judge. Now, fire. Also, you said in the song before that, the Kendrick beat up his girl. That's a pretty crazy claim.

Yeah. So, for all claims are false. You kicked it off. Then Kendrick says some crazy shit about you. But you kicked it off and the song before that, you were like, talk about how I like young girls. And then he talked about how you like young girls. But it's more believable that Drake could have sex with an underage girl than Kendrick could beat up a human.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Just no, all right? No, we just got out of it. You're 7-6 and right out of it. No. Seven-six.

Get the shot call. Get the shot call. Get it. Zat. Or in Kendrick's case. Or in Kendrick's case, 5, 6. You're being generous. All right.

But I don't know if this is the whole lawsuit because I thought there was also like the the bots thing and then the defamation thing was separate. Ah. So I'm not positive. Even the bots thing, what are you suing for everybody? You use the bus. So what are you saying? Y'all used them more?

But way less. But way less. So if we do a bank robbery together and you walk out more money, I'm going to be like, hey, arrest that guy. He got more money than I did. You should get longer, you should get longer in jail. For sure. You should get longer in jail if you stole more. Yeah.

But just what a stupid fucking lawsuit. I think that's a good point. That is a good point. If you stole more money, you should get more. If I stole like $100, you should get... But no, you're a fucking idiot. That's the problem. That's a good point, too.

You just did it like a fucking idiot. Damn, bro. That was harsh. I know. It was harsh. I got to be harsh. I got to be harsh. It's more personal.

That felt more personal. You're right. You're right. You also thought as much as well, I'm getting back the money. He wouldn't go to jail. I caught that. I thought it was like, all right, you got me. Like, I thought that's not.

No, no. If you go to jail for tax evasion, you shouldn't still owe the taxes. I look up. What do you mean? You got a pay. If you rob a bank and they're like, give us the money back. And then you're like, so we're good? That's how it worked in Saudi Arabia.

It did. When the NBS guy put all the family and all the rich people in the hotel, he put them all in the same region. Was the same regions or the writs? Put them on the wrist. He said, he said, yo, we looked at the books. Y'all are stealing. You give it back.

You go home, no big deal. The people who gave it back went home. People who didn't give it back. They still on a nice little all-inclusive right now. But that should be, it should be like, yo, IRS, it's up to you to catch me. And if you don't catch me, then I'm good. We didn't drive by the Ritz. And I was like, this is beautiful.

Why aren't we staying there? It's busy. It turns out full occupancy. Towomania fine is happening. Oh, man. So I've been laughing at Miles's line for fucking six days. I don't want to know what I said. Oh, man.

So when we get to the check-in or whatever, inside of Arabia we land, we lose a guy. Tom. Oh, yeah, Tom. dressed, bleak blonde hair, he's wearing fucking leopard prints shoes. I'm like, this guy's being real bold coming to Saudi Arabia. And then we don't see him for like an hour. And for whatever reason, they can't find our suitcases. So, after

an hour, I go, have they found our suitcases yet? And Miles goes, yeah, they're shoving Tom into one of them. I'm bad, Tom. I was a beggar. That shit, I've been laughing at that for six days straight. Oh, my

God. Best line of the trip. You should have said that shit on the stage, you coward you don't let me on stage Miles was gaslighting the shit out Alex was very funny

What did I do now I don't remember anything Because Alex was like I forgot Miles game I was like I was like how come they The watermelon For like the Palestinian resistance

Why do all like the pro-Palestan people use the watermelon And Alex was like Yeah I think it's similar to the flag And they were like banning the flag Miles was like no man It's one of their biggest exports And we're like really

He was like yeah The fact that they export a lot of watermelon. That's why the Middle Eastern people, you know, they use the watermelon and all their... They do be giving you hell of watermelon juice all over the Middle East. It seems like that's like that. I don't think Palestine can export anything. Uh, well, not to, I didn't mean to...

I didn't mean to... I thought that's one of the biggest issues out there. My name talking like a song got a dog got in there. I didn't mean to say it was a no. I'm sorry if I like fully... I don't accept your apology. You were gaslight and all of this. I didn't mean the gaslight. We all believed you. No, it is a color.

thing. But it also is, I think, like, I watched a TikTok on this. It's just the flag, bro. It's the flag. No, no, no, I watch TikTok. There's a shabby woman explained it that the prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him. Yeah. A boy. Good boy. Thank you. Hey, we're back. You don't got to say that shit.

No one. No, fuck that. Prophet Mo. He ate watermelon, like, to cool off in the heat. So it's a, it's a common thing there. They do water. They have a ton of watermelon tradition. I don't know why. I don't even like Mausain watermelon.

It does sound like there's some ER on it. Yeah, right? It does sound like there's some ER on. Prophet Muhammad is reported to have eaten watermel. Did you guys see that clip of David Cross, virgin single David Cross saying the M word on the Pav of Norman? And then Norm is like, are you going to cut that? And he's like, no, it is the H.

You can say it. And Norm's like, I don't know if people feel comfortable like that. And then he goes, no, you can. You can say it with the H. They don't get upset about that. talk to a black person. Fucking David Cross, dude. You got to get this clip up.

It's so good. And Norman's looking out for him. Norman's like, I don't know if you want that out there for you. And he goes, no, if other people say it, you can say it, quoting, I don't believe. I don't believe that. Okay. Oh, my God. Good luck, David Cross.

One that black guy shows up to your show one day. One day. You're going to have to deal. You're going to have to answer for that. One day, W. Camel Bell will show up. One day. Are there white women there for him? Oh, you're right.

My bad. All the hip hop guys were getting there. They would go visit this old southern racist guy and his porch and, you know, Georgia or wherever. And it was basically he would take, you know, their lyrics and he's like, oh, niggas ain't shit, but da-da-da, you know, whatever it is. And then they would all sit there and listen and write it down. And then he'd go over. Oh, that's hilarious. Yeah.

It was a great sketch. It was a good idea. You're going to bleep that Edward or what? No, because it's the A. It's the A-H. Also, H. Yeah, A-H. Okay.

It's your show. It's my show. Wow. I didn't even know there's an H. That's crazy. Also, that sketch is wildly condescending toward black people and hip-hop. Yeah. I don't know the whole sketch, so I can't say.

But he was describing a sketch. He wasn't saying, like, oh, this is what we say. Just for context. Also, hip-hop guys, you could just call them rappers, you white fuck. He doesn't know Who's your favorite hip-pop guy? He doesn't know black people Okay

You have to forgive them What a fucking dweeb They don't know They don't know Is he black? Who David Cross? Yeah He got a black beard

He got a little Philly Yeah That's what I'm like maybe He might have the past Hey we got a lot of comedy fans In this room What's your favorite David Cross bit

Oh there we go You have football blood. Yeah, I know. This motherfucker is. I'm out of the blood, I'm all about it now. I'm all about it now.

Everybody's getting it. All the journalists. The rest of the element was good. He's a great actor. He's hilarious. The rest of the velma was good. Sketches, acting, great. Stand up.

I can't think of a single bit. I like the hamster movies. Hamster movies. The chipmunks, is a chipmunks? Chipmunks, yeah. He's great, dude. Anytime he's not being himself, he's awesome. None of these motherfuckers that talk about comedy are funny.

Like, that's the number one. Like, if people, know you for your opinions about comedy and not your jokes, you're probably not funny. Simple as that. It's like, that's the sad thing. Like, even Jezelnik now, it's like the only time you ever see anything about Jezelnick, he's like whining about comedy. I've never heard him say a positive thing about another comic that's not himself. Of course, but like, that's the only thing he can get attention for. It's got to break his fucking heart. Like, he used to be a big comic that, like, people would like his jokes. Yeah. And I mean, if that's, if you're into that kind of. No, but it's so

brilliant because like no matter what the joke is you're like where's this going oh a baby died no the baby gets AIDS okay okay yeah let me guess Anthony does the baby get AIDS 25 years of that wow I didn't see it coming I can't I can't believe I can't believe his career is and where it was what a beautiful misdirect the baby got AIDS did the baby get AIDS again that's brilliant that's art you know what come on Shannon come on Shannon that's art maybe it doesn't work because art that's art we've cured eight. Yeah. We need a disease that Anthony can use for his 20-minute misdirexie.

Oh, my God, dude. All we miss it is the cognac, isn't it? I don't give a fuck. I'm tired of these liberal, fucking white folks telling me shit, I'm done, I'm done. You're not doing it. Y'all don't do shit for anybody. Don't fucking judge me. I'm done. I ain't shit, and you ain't either. I'm tired

to Akash. Yeah, but you at least got Brown fans, so I can't even hate on you. Fuck. You got it. You got it. You got it. No, I love you, dogs. Love you, buddy. We in this. All right, what else we got?

Anything else? Yeah, good job. Fixing the Middle East. Yeah, we did fix the Middle East, man. Good job. Gang. Yeah, we did it. Gang gang gang.

Well, we do. Yeah. With my gang gang gang. Six, seven, y'all. Flagger it. Out.