Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Rogan & The Rock 2024

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Catch Akaash's NEW comedy special "Bring Back Apu" on 02/02/2022 at https://www.youtube.com/user/PadmawatiProduction Flagrant 2 is a comedy podcast that delivers unfiltered, unapologetic, and unruly hot takes directly to your dome piece. In an era dictated by political correctness, hosts Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh, along with AlexxMedia and Mark Gagnon, could care less about sensitivities. If it’s funny and flagrant it flies. If you are sensitive this podcast is not for you. But if you miss the days of comedians actually being funny instead of preaching to a quire then welcome to The Flagrancy. Join the Patreon Asshole Army: http://bit.ly/2xQwHYf #Flagrant2 #AndrewSchulz #AkaashSingh New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE. In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS — co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God — the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now, and Theo Von’s This Past Weekend. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others. Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar.

Guys, we have to start the podcast. I'm not even going to do an introduction because Mark found a way where we could be racist and it's safe. Okay? Mark, hit it. It was Reddit. It wasn't me. Hit it, Mark.

Hit it, Mark. Wait. Hold on one second. Press pause. Supposedly, Tom Segura has beat us to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay? Supposedly, it was in his special.

Supposedly. He has a clip on YouTube. Okay. It's not supposed, actually. Okay? It is the truth. He beat us to it. Yeah, yeah. But this clip went crazy on Redditdit yeah okay and you found it yeah because you're always looking for

ways where you can be racist and it's okay that's not true okay that's not true no that's not the point of the flagrant two podcast okay that's not the point it's just finding ways where you could be racist it's okay the point of this podcast is misinformation it's that's what we do on this podcast. That's why that cancer flagrant you. It was too much information. It was too much information.

We need to do the information or the misinformation. Okay, bust it. It's a dead set poem who now sounds like she's from Shanghai. This is a white woman. It wasn't until

I was in the ambulance on the way to the hospital that she said, are you aware of the way you are speaking? And I said, oh, I sound like a wrestler. Her eyebrows don't even believe what she's saying. Her eyebrows are so fucking surprised

she's speaking in this Chinese accent. How is she so squinted, bro? Dude, this is unbelievable. No, the eyebrows are going wild. Yeah, they're raised. She took a mime. Okay, so. I think they're just drawn on. I think they're eyebrows. This is white woman speaking in full Asian accent

because she got into an accident. Yes. Right? Which, I mean... What? Was it a driving accident? Is that what it was? Horace shit.

Horace shit. I'm doing her accent, by the way. Horace shit. Your accident is what makes your accent. I think that's what it is. Yes. Okay. Oh, my God.

Okay, so if you get into a driving accident, then you might come out with an Asian. Yeah. You sound like you're from Shanghai. Accent. She said, no, you sound like you can work at a Chinese restaurant.

I said, yeah, you could work in the local China house or something. Local China house or something. The nurse is trying to explain to her what her disability is. And it's just more racist. Yeah. Did she get any of the

other characteristics of Asian people? Is she smarter? Yeah. Did her science and math scores go up immediately? I don't know actually. I gotta check that out. I don't think so. Will she like follow around black people when they come in her store? Does she just naturally start to do that? This is interesting guys.

Okay so here's the thing. This is a get out of jail free card for doing an Asian accent. 100%. Anytime you do an Asian accent, you should be able to say, no, I'm actually doing this white British woman. 100%. Right? Now we should find every person who has every accent and now you're good. I'm doing an impression of this specific person.

Yeah, I'm doing Woe Vicky. Yeah. Ooh. Yeah, you know Woe Vicky, the white girl that says the N-word on the internet? That's what I'm saying. Wow. You know what I'm saying? Mark, you would find that person.

I did not know that. Did you really drop the N-word? I think so, yeah. Whoa. I'm not positive, I think so. Whoa, Vicky. That's why I call her Whoa, Vicky, bro. Relax, sweetheart.

Whoa. Yes. Okay. Sarah Caldwell. That's your Get Out of Jail Free card. So you're just doing a Sarah Caldwell impression? I'm just doing a Sarah Caldwell impression. It's nice to know you can do impressions as a comic.

It's a tool. You got to use all the tools in the belt. It's a hard name for her to pronounce now. Sarah Caldwell. Sarah Caldwell. And the R. It sounds like. Sarah Caldwell.

She's just got to go with an Asian name. She's just got to choose an Asian name. Yeah, that's your old name. She's got to do like number 356 or something. Those are Asian names, right? Doesn't that count? It counted in Squid Game. It should count now.

Right? Just call yourself number 356. Dude, if I was an Asian that just moved to America and was picking my Asian name, 100% going with a number. Oh, yeah. You can pick any name, right? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Why are you going with a number? Well, because that's what people know. It's a popular show called Squid Game. Also Chinese credit score. That's facts. Do they have credit? You're talking about social credit. Yeah, that's what I meant. I guess not credit score. They got their social credit. I'm sure it's linked to some number somewhere.

How do you benefit within that social credit system? What do you have to do in order to get the credit? I'm actually not sure. I didn't even know that shit existed till just now to be honest i'll pretend i always say that's what they say i don't even know it's real i've never been there and you're really keeping credit scores for fucking how many billion people two billion people yeah there's no way son making sure every single day you're being a good chinese person how do you even be a bad chinese person just speak bad on china you're not gonna do that you'll get killed chinese person a good chinese person in china yeah they don't play they don't play at all over

there no we're gonna need you know what this is actually i'm almost i almost want china to take over so the rest of the world can beg yo our bad yeah we had it good when y'all were in charge you said this before and it's a great point i really bad. We had it good when y'all were in charge. You've said this before, and it's a great point. I really feel it. Y'all need a month of China so you can come back to daddy. America's not perfect, but you're going to miss it

when China's on top. You're going to fucking miss it. Yeah. You're going to fucking miss it. Yeah, we're like the I-daddy, and wait until you get a stepdaddy who beats the shit out of you. Beats the shit out of you.

Exactly. The fucking tennis star got raped by the vice president or whatever like that. And then said it, and now she's missing. Allegedly. We doing a legend? Yeah, push the button.

We doing a legend for them? For the ops? Yes. Why are we alleging for the ops? Because the ops can sue us. That's about to be our new daddy. No. For a month.

No, it's not. For a month. For one month. That's what he said. Not February. That's the shortest month. No, fuck that. Bro.

Oh, son, you think there's going to be a Black History Month? Every month is going to be Chinese History Month. 100%. They're taking Black History Month first. Also, they have a different New Year calendar, so your Black History Month might be way different. Son, they're going to make that the year of the dog or some shit. It's going to be mad offensive. Yeah, I can be kind about it.

It might be for Snoop Dogg, though. It could be good. It's their favorite year. That's who they love the most so apparently bad driving and debt could get you downgraded in the social ranking system come on they all got low social ranking too many video games posting fake news and it can impact a travel ban and slow internet connection they throttle you they throttle you in what way internet oh you get less internet they know how much they love

playing video games and they're like no more dance dance revolution that's all right that's all right i agree with that that's good that's good what dance is nobody's playing dance is revolution that shit's older than the american revolution dance is revolution they don't play that shit no more? No. What do they play, Wordle? Nerds? You guys trying to guess words all day? Fucking dorks? Have you played Wordle yet?

I never in my life tried to show you, man. I figured that shit out so quick. I figured that shit out so quick. It was so stupid. But did you play it on your own? Nah, I did your shit. Nah, it's different when you're playing on your own, bro. I heard it's mad easy.

Yo, it's so easy. Just guess a word, bro. It's a five-letter word. How many five-letter words are there? Oh, jeez. You got to give him credit for that. That was quick. That was quick.

It's like he's been thinking it this whole time. Huh? What? All right, go ahead, guys. Sarah? Wait, put it in there. All right, guys, you got five minutes. Go.

What you got? What? I don't understand the rules of the game oh yeah it's mad easy right actually you should be good at this

they made a game for you guys yeah it's too easy I'm not gonna play it also can we talk about you wanna talk about real racism Al

yeah do you wanna talk about real it's not funny it's not funny hey hey do you guys wanna talk about real

fucking racism you said it in the R real hard and you pointed it out. Y'all better fucking chill out. All three of y'all. Have you ever seen someone point like that? Talking about real institutionalized. Fucking Voldemort.

You know those three like this? German. I hate it. You know those three like this? I hate it when people count like that though. That's trash. Bro, that's some German shit though. Yeah, tuck that thumb, pussy.

What do you mean count like this that thumb pussy let me count like this would you fucking count like this before you can't control your pinky your pinky always want to slide out right i hate when people give the middle finger one two three four bro damn no that was easy okay what were we just about to talk real institutionalized racism yes yes we were discussing this the other day when we were talking about spelling bees. Huh, Mark? You want to talk about real institutionalized racism?

What's the other word that they go with? Systemic. Systemic racism. Okay, okay. Who's they? They, bro. They. You know who they is.

They, them, zim, zer. All thems. They out there. Remember when they made the spelling bee movie, when they made the Spelling Bee movie? Akilah and the Spelling Bee? You mean... When the black girl won the fucking Spelling Bee. Akilah and the Bee.

He didn't even know what it was called, bro. He don't know nothing. That's not racist, bro. He didn't know. He just said... He was trying to correct you. He goes, you mean... And then he realized he didn't know either.

That's the only bee that came to mind. You wouldn't know that white man. I'll sleep, bro. I'll sleep. They made that movie. It was foreshadowing. It was foreshadowing. Yeah.

No, no. Wasn't this based on a true story? Yeah, dude. I don't know. Holy shit. We one week away from Fresh and Fit, bro. Come on. I need you to hold it down still.

Shit. Motherfucker. Cut this whole section Maybe that movie Was important We were trying to make the argument Tell them agree to disagree We were trying to make the argument that that's the most racist shit Why? That a black girl won the spelling bee

And they were like this is so miraculous This is so crazy this could never happen that a black girl could spell as good as indians we need to make a fucking movie about it that's racism bro but we did it right back to you with white man can't jump a white dude's nice at basketball he gets a whole movie same shit son it wasn't he was nice at basketball son he was nice at basketball it wasn't that he was nice at basketball what was it what son he was nice at basketball it wasn't that he was nice at basketball what was it

what is that he was from the country and a small little country mouse came into the big city to play with the guys and they tried to take his money but he was actually a hustler too

and through those trials and tribulations he learned how to dunk during a basketball game it's actually it means something to us Al it means something to us Al okay that is our spelling bee.

Fuck you. No, but that deserves a movie. A white guy that learns how to dunk through osmosis, he couldn't dunk, and he just hung around enough black people that he started to dunk. What he's saying is that's miraculous. It should be a movie.

You're saying it's miraculous? I think black girls can spell. I think that they can spell better than anyone. They've got the hardest names to spell. That's a good point. They've got the hardest

names to spell. You're saying that they don't dominate the spelling bee? We're lucky that they're not in the spelling bee every single year. Are you kidding me? That's why Indians spell good.

Why don't we have Indians spell some black girl names and see how well they do? Why don't y'all spell Indian names? Yeah, spell Michaela. Round one. J apostrophe L.

V-M-H. Spell superminm-i-n-a-n i think sound like some shit in a nuclear warhead that's why we wouldn't spell in bees y'all got the first names we got the last name whenever a black person does something for the first time they get a movie jackie robinson black girl spelling we get a movie jackie robinson enduring that's actually a really good point no no no jackie robinson also had to endure like a shitload of racism and hatred akilah was just chilling, spelling some words. I also called a couple niggas.

Whoa! Say it in a sentence, Hal. Relax. Akilah not based on a true story. Wait, they had to make it up? I'm not supposed to know some black history. That's some fucking fiction. Wait a minute, you're calling me stupid?

Call the fucking racist who made the movie a fucking fantasy movie about a black girl that could spell good. That's fucking fiction. Wait a minute, you're calling me stupid? Yes. Call the fucking racist who made the movie a fucking fantasy movie about a black girl that could spell good. That's not normal. But he manifested it, though. He manifested it. He did. And he deserves credit. What year did that movie come out?

Huh? What year did that movie come out? Thank you, Dove. 2006. It took 15 years. Bro, you remember this video? Hey. It took 15 years.

Wait a minute, go, go, go. Is this the greatest? We just got a black president. Wait, hold on. Negus. What is the language for you? Ethiopian to Amharic. What is the definition?

A king. It's used as a title of the sovereign of Ethiopia. Negus. Could you use it in a sentence? Negus ruled Ethiopia until the coup of 1974. Who's he looking at? Who's he looking at? Is this okay?

Negus. Can I do this? Nah, this is fucking... Negus. Oh, my God. N-E-G-U-S, Negus. He knew it in his heart, bro. White people know all N-words.

It's in our biology, dude Shout out to Theo Vaughn, man That motherfucker came a long way Look how adorable Theo was when he was younger The Rat King dropping M-bombs at 7 I think he was surprised that people clapped when he said it He was like, oh shit I can say this?

Where's our movie? Why did they not make a movie about this? Wait a minute About the white guy who said the M word in front of people and it was okay? And spelled it and everyone clapped. That's progress, bro. I want to see the shot of the kids in the background when he spelled it like that. And a few of them are going to be like, I didn't know how to spell it.

Oh my God. Okay. All right. I think that we've gotten out enough acceptable racism. I don't know. Do you think we're done or do you think we need more? Let's table it for now. I think we'll come back to it whenever we feel we need.

I don't know if there's ever enough. Mark, are you done? Boy, it depends what the wordle is today. Okay. We're going to have to see. If it's that word. Name a racist five-letter word go uh faggis that's not racist with a ph with a ph uh okay that's fine yeah uh bina bina

yeah i think that counts right what like biner yeah but bina but the the you don't say the r yeah exactly yeah yeah that's a five-letter word what do you got this guy don't say the R. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. That's a five-letter word. What do you got? This guy. Don't throw it back on me. Yeah, yeah. What? Don't throw it back on me. Let's go. Let's go have races off.

Let's go. What's yours? Nah, nah. I'm good. You want to have a race off, Al? Nah, don't play that stupid ass game. Al, come on. Let's have a race off.

I'll play that stupid ass game. Come on, Al. Al, come on. Let's have a nice little race off. What's your next five-letter word? Hey, hey, hey. This comes out February 1st. It's your time, dog.

Get it out. Yeah, that's right you get to do it now this is your sovereign month you're allowed to be racist this month sovereignty you go

you're allowed to be racist I'm an idiot you got racist whoa whoa whoa he just called himself a king yeah I did yeah you are this month yeah

there we go okay you're allowed to say you're allowed to go five letter word racist go see what you got I got one what cracker oh cracker I don't think oh is that Okay, you're allowed to say you're allowed to go five-letter word races go see what you got. I Got one what cracker? Oh I don't think oh yeah

It depends how you spell it. I spell it five letters. Okay. Okay, okay Honky fuck you Coming back coming back Ready okay. here it is um what is that that's good okay go now you go you go you go i got another indian video i gotta send y'all later yeah yeah send it send it

you're not getting out of this bro get it out get it out no no no I had something COVID COVID COVID four letters how did you think you spelled it? You didn't pluralize it?

There's more. Oh my lord. Vala, you have that recorded, right? Good. Here you go. Fuck it. I'm not going to be left there. Wait, wait, wait. Is that the one that you're going to keep? No.

Is that the thing that just got cut out? No. Are you going to keep that one? No. Would you like to keep it? Leave it in. No. We're going to leave it in.

No. Yes, we are. No. We stand by you. My turn. You sure? Yeah, we stand by you. I got one whenever y'all need one.

Blue square. Okay. Blue square up. Quick. I'm going to phone a friend. Okay. Hello? What phone is that? It's a vibrator, dude that it's a vibrator dude it was vibrating hello he has his phone we're doing a fucking podcast mark say what that's a new phone he's doing star tech yeah i

was doing star tech what is that you don't know bro you're young bro you're a star tech bro okay go i'm phony hello hey akash can i have a five letter racist word please uh yeah you know what i think muzzy is acceptable oh take that you packus okay al that's we just went back to back on you you might need to phone a friend or you might need to ask the audience. I'm going to phone a friend. Okay. Go.

Two-way pager. What? I tried, dog. I tried. I tried. I support the effort. I support the effort. But fuck, dog. Son, fabulous.

Two-way pager. See, y'all don't listen to hip-hop. You donway pager. Y'all don't listen to hip-hop. You don't get it. Y'all don't listen to hip-hop. You're not New Yorkers. All the New Yorkers at home understand this. They don't understand shit. All right, I phone this racist over here.

I know you. I don't have a pager, bro. Nah, you got a pager. Nah, my pager's off. Well, right now, I just tapped you, motherfucker. Okay, okay, Mark. Okay, Mark, go. Come on, tag teamager's off. Well, right now, I just tapped you, motherfucker. Let's go. Okay, okay, Mark. Okay, Mark. Go.

Come on, tag team. Tag team it. Okay, I got a couple. No, no, no. There's just one. I know you got it. There's just one. All right, Mayos.

That counts. Oh, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Mid, bro. I got out. That's fire. That's fire. I got out.

Let's go. Let's go. I got out. Let's go. You want one got out let's go you want one Bipty I know I was gonna say that you're out here bro

you don't even know what Bipty is I thought that was a good thing no that's racist for Indians yeah yeah

like when they pay for the slushy it's a dollar Bipty there you go alright guys we're gonna take a break for a second because today's episode is brought to you by Honey.

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And that is the problem without a poo. Oh. That is a very important comedy special that's going to be dropping this week. And it will be technically dropping when this comes out. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. When this is out. Day after this comes out.

So Wednesday. Yes. We got to bring back a poo, bro. That's what it is. Yes. Bring back a poo, dog. We're bringing back a poo. Akash Singh.

First stand-up comedy special. Dropping. Yes, sir. Akash Singh comedy on YouTube. On YouTube. Yep. Yep. You already know. Because this is an asshole army. You already support poo. Akash Singh. First stand-up comedy special. Dropping. Akash Singh comedy on YouTube. Yep. You already know because this is an asshole army. You know, you already support him. But we're going out here and we're blowing this shit the fuck up.

If you like it, which I truly think you will, just tell your peoples about it and then we'll spread the word. Let's blow this the fuck up. Damn right. Let that shit play. Even if you ain't watching it, let it play in the browser. Hell yeah. We're taking our identity back, dog.

Run it up. No more victim shit. That's over. That's done. Yeah. Victors, bro. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. I love it. I'm proud. Run it up. No more victim shit. That's over. That's done. Yeah. Victor's breath. Let's go. Let's go.

Yeah. I love it. I'm proud. Thank you for all the help. Yeah. I had Mark watch it many times. Thank you for all the help. Appreciate y'all.

Love you guys. 100%. I'm excited for it, man. Just check it out. We need this for white people, too. I do. You're charging me up right now. I think white people need it, yo.

White men need it. Y'all need a little help. You've been getting kicked around too much. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't go too crazy. We need to take it back white people walking around fucking asian accents for no reason yo that's cultural appropriation they're forcing it down her throat that's cultural imperialism it is i'm not standing

for it we need to take it back take it back dog we can take it back bro i'm going way back with it i'm going english accent hey i like that i'm going way i'm not i'm going so far back that i'm not stopping at just white america yeah yeah i'm going english dude yeah take that out can't be upsetting me for racism i wasn't even here whoa i was in england now so're going to sound like the losers? No, no. It was before they lost, Al. It's when they conquered the whole world. We're taking it back.

And it's technically... Is that Australian? You know what you could do? Italian accent, Roman Empire. You got a sick Italian accent. Why? Why would you do this to me? Oh, bro.

I'm so excited. How did Roman sing over the whole world sounding like this? Isn't that insane? How did Roman sing over literally all of the entire world? This is a good question. How did we come to you and be fucking girl and fucking boy with this talking? This is Julius Caesar, bro. Is that crazy?

What is happening? Whoa. Oh my God. This is so crazy. This is so crazy. Culturally imprint on us. I'm Julius Caesar. Years later, black people get haircut called Caesar.

This is what I do. Everybody steals from me. They steal, they take it from me. This is so sad. But why? What is happening? Hey, Cesar, what happened to you? How did you die?

Oh, this fucking... Antonio, the brutus, he stabbed me in the back. Not the way I like it. He stabbed me in the back. He stabbed me in the back. Marco Antonio. That's unbelievable. What did he tell you right before?

He told me, it's a change in the book. Really, he told me, I stabbed you in the back and he stabbed me in the back. But they make it more romantic. Everything in our culture more romantic, you know?

It's crazy. What were your words to him when he stabbed you? I, I hurt my back. I hurt my back. I hurt my back. I thought it was my kidney burst. I thought it was my kidney burst.

And then I take a fucking dagger out of my back. Can you believe this? You give these people all of this stuff. Oh, no. I give them a whole empire. We go to Persia we give them some culture we take the women's

we take the hair off of them this is what we do for people you know what I've always wanted to ask you what is this what do you think about Cleopatra huh what do you think about Cleopatra oh

is it a bother you that she dated you know your fucking grandson or whatever after you I don't know this was I die before this? Cleopatra, fuck, Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Can I tell you something

much more interesting than this? Nobody asked me about this. He's condescending in Italian. But this is much more interesting. It's funny candy. Because the people need to listen to the podcast and enjoy. The way that we get the bears,

the tiger, the lion, the lion, the way that we get the bears the tiger the lion the lion the way that we get the lion all the way from Africa to Roma is absolutely incredible

oh I really don't want to hear about it it's very similar to the Epstein we're taking the babies we're taking the babies when they're young

and impressionable and then we bring the bear into the you know one place for the people to watch them and you know I think a, one place for the people to watch them. And, you know.

I think a head injury is the only way to get them back. Oh, my God. I think that's the only way to get them back. This is a great solution. Frankly, I'm a little tired of talking like this. Oh, no. Oh. Holy shit.

What happened? What did you do? Why did you hit me in the head oh my god what's happening you hit me in the head with the liquid oh no you all right buddy yeah you were talking crazy for a second what happened right there i don't know dude yo you got hit in the head i felt like i was talking in italian accent and then i was talking in chinese that is what happened japanese japanese accent you sound like a jabberwocky for a second i really was bro oh my lord dude that's crazy that that can happen guys don't let that fucking happen again wow jesus christ okay miles

did you draw all that okay okay so uh akash back to back to the special we want to make sure everybody blows this shit yeah yeah okay we're taking care of the homie right now bring back a poo check it out akash in comedy tomorrow is gonna be good you're gonna like it i promise spread the motherfucking word the fucking text it to the homies text it to the group talk to the your fellow patrons about it let's go charge it the fuck up let's go i love this i love this i can't wait for you man i'm so excited let's go yeah baby let's go i love this film your shit last year so that's why i knew i was clear i wanted to be specially i think it's absolutely great. Thank you, bro. Okay, let's lock it in. Let's have the talk.

We need to have the talk. Yeah. We gonna talk about them trying to take out our boy Rogan? Yeah. Before we have this talk, who is Joni Mitchell? That's what I need to figure out real quick. Joni Mitchell's got bangers, too.

Joni loves Chachi. Yo, you didn't even... Yo, fucking... What's the cuck, Canuck? What's his name? Justin Trudeau. No, Neil Young. He didn't even sing horse with a, whatever the fuck, with a horse with no name.

That wasn't even him. That was somebody else. Somebody better. Somebody less cuckish. Keep on rocking in the free world. Oh, that song sucks, dude. Oh, that was America. That song sucks.

That song's all right. Song's all right. If you want America, listen to Springsteen. Yo, that's true. He is a Canadian Springsteen. Yeah. Yeah. Bitch ass Springsteen yo that's true he is a canadian springsteen yeah yeah interesting oh misinformation shut your ass up dog you see what saga posted what did he say people who sign up for amazon he's gonna give them like free months free of amazon music or

some shit i think he planned this shit from the four months free yeah well the conspiracy is i was talking to saga a little bit about it i think there's this uh hedge fund that owns the rights to neil young's music which is called like blackstone oh yeah they're trustworthy and uh basically uh you know they also have some investments in pfizer and some other places like every single hedge fund so i'm not going to say that there's a lot of truth to this but there could potentially be and they could be and maybe they could be deeply invested in Amazon for all we know. So maybe what they're saying is, hey, you're allowed to do this. We're not going to give you any pushback because one, it's going to help with our Pfizer stock

because they're not going to be constantly talking shit about the vaccine. And two, it's going to push some people over to Amazon. So sometimes it's not like there's a few people in a room, you know, cooking up this conspiracy and then calling up Neil Young, be like, Neil, it's time to pull the music. It's more like Neil does it. And then the company that owns the music goes, this isn't too bad for our interests. Right, right, right. And then we could capitalize and give four free months.

That's quite possible. So there could be some of that. What I think is so interesting about like the Rogan cancellation thing is that the media, the traditional media, the corporate media machine is trying to cancel Rogan for misinformation, which is the exact thing that causes us not to trust the corporate media machine. Yeah. So you are trying to cancel Rogan for the reason we don't watch you. It's a complete lack of like self-awareness. Right. Like if they actually knew, i don't think people want

to go watch a podcast for truth i think people want information in the easiest way possible right they just want to turn on fucking cnn or turn on fox turn on msnbc tell me what happened tell me the truth they don't want to seek out some guy who's on the fucking internet talking to doctors and shit that you have no clue who they are i mean half of these guests that come on rogan right now we have no clue who they are yeah we just know they're experts in these fields correct right we want information distilled to the easiest form of it so we can digest and get on with our fucking day and we would like both sides of an issue which the news will never give you absolutely but the fact that they keep on fucking up and putting out their own misinformation we go through

a list of misinformation that they've put out right right? Is the reason why Rogan exists. And they keep on putting more and more misinformation out there and not acknowledging their mistakes. And there are many of the mistakes and Rogan keeps getting bigger. And the fact that they can't see that is so confusing to me because it's almost as if they're going, hey, if we get Rogan out of here, people will come back to us. No, you get Rogan out of here. Another version of rogan is going to replace it because they lost faith they mean us we lost faith in you and i've i've met rogan twice he's the nicest most well-intentioned guy i may have ever met in my life i promise if somebody replaces him he's not going to be as nice or well-intentioned because i just don't know that

you can be a hundred percent because he doesn't want it he's not doing this for power he's not going oh i'm gonna find a way to manipulate the masses into doing something. It's like if you thought everything that was wrong with like slut culture or whatever was Paris Hilton and then the Kardashians came. You know what I mean? Bring back Paris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it's going to be. It's just so funny that they think that like getting that guy out of here could potentially help them.

It's like it's not going to help you. You're the fucking problem. Yes, correct. You're the issue. It's like somebody who can't stay in a relationship and then just like keeps on breaking up with girls. And it's like, it might be you, buddy. Yep, 100%. You might have issues that you have to fix within yourself

in order for you to have a successful relationship. It might not be the hundred girls that you dated. Yeah. Maybe it's you. And it's shocking that they can't just realize it. All we want is to feel like we can trust the person giving us information. That's all we want. And the fact that Rogan constantly goes out there and goes yo i got it wrong like he just admits it

if he gets it wrong he goes out and admits it he tweeted a clip of him getting something wrong that not only did he tweet he could have edited it from his podcast all together he put it in there shouted out the guy who proved him wrong yes 100 what is the journalist australian journalist i forget his name i forget his name josh maybe something doesn't make it doesn't matter but the fact is he shouts out the guy who gets it right he says he's getting these things wrong he says he's learning about it he says i don't fucking know anything i'm asking these questions and i'm doing my best to get all the information out there as i can and then he goes and he has this he has this like uh i don't know what do you want to call it like a kind of it's not an apology to

me but it's more like um he said whatever he said he said very well but what do you want to call it? Like a kind of, it's not an apology to me, but it's more like... He said, whatever he said, he said very well. But what do you call that? He just kind of addressed everything. Yeah, he addressed the issue. And it was just brilliant, dude. Because in that moment when you have the media and the political apparatus both attacking you

and wanting you out of there, it's very easy to get bitter and angry. Yeah. And the most beautiful thing about the video is you can't watch that video if you're being objective and not like the guy. I love Neil Young. I like Joni Mitchell. I have a cool Neil Young story.

I don't still support you. And it's not passive aggressive. It's not like, yeah, I love Neil Young, but he hurt me. He literally goes, it's so strange to be in my position. Yeah. And I'm doing the best I can. Yep. I didn't ask for this and I didn't know it would be this.

Yeah. And it's a really strange feeling. That fucking brutal honesty. Dude, honesty and authenticity is the hot knife. Yeah. It is the hot knife. And the rest of this shit is the butter, dude. It cuts right through.

So I'm just going, guys, maybe what I could do is have other experts with differing opinions on right after. So we could get a more fully formed version. And I'll be honest, a lot of those motherfuckers don't want to come on. A lot of those motherfuckers don't want to come because they don't want the pushback. They don't want the pushback on their ideas of things they're putting out. I mean, look what happened to Sanjay Gupta. Dude got fucking bodied. He even said in

an episode on tim dillon's pod he was like yeah i'll have fauci on immediately i would i'd love to have fauci would never he would fucking never because they know that they're spitting the bullshit and they don't want any pushback look what happens when charlamagne has kamala on gives her one little bit of pushback immediately her handler is coming trying to take her off the podcast it's a national news story etc they thought that they were going to go on charlamagne show and get softball fucking questions yeah and charlamagne came with the real i bet you that's the last time he gets to interview kamala i believe that's the last time he gets to interview biden so these people are upset when the real questions are being asked to them and then they avoid interactions where those real questions are going to present

themselves and then they just go on cnn or msnNBC or Fox News or whatever these shows are that just regurgitate the same talking points that they tell them to say. And it's funny you can hold him accountable for something that he acknowledges he made an error on and stuff like that. And then the CDC and I look, I do believe in the vaccine, but the CDC, for a fact, misled us early on and lied to us and said, hey, masks don't work. And then masks became everything. And they did that. So we didn't buy up all the masks, but you intentionally misinformed us. And nobody wants to hold them accountable for that? Again, I don't think everything I say is bullshit, but

if we're going to hold people accountable, Rogan makes mistakes, they lie to you. Have lied to you at least once. Yo, you want to know some real shit? When Rachel Maddow came out and she said that if you get vaccinated, you can't get the virus and you can't pass it on to anybody else. Right.

We could easily go to her and be like, yo, you spread misinformation. You should be canceled. And that was wrong from the moment where they said it. They said 90 percent efficiency or effectiveness. True, true, true. But what I want to say, what I would say to her specifically is or about that situation is I don't want to cancel her. Maybe that was the information that she got from her experts. And at the end of the day, she's not a fucking scientist.

Just like all these people that are criticizing Rogan aren't fucking scientists, okay? You maybe got a journalism degree at fucking Syracuse. You don't know any more about the virus than he does. Matter of fact, you probably know way less because you're not speaking to these experts in their field all the time. So I don't want Rachel Maddow canceled for that. I would like her to acknowledge that she was wrong so that we could

continue to trust her with information. Right. But I don't want her canceled. She trusted the experts that were talking to her. Rogan is platforming experts. Let's not act like these guys are some like quack doctors. These people are experts in their field and these are their opinions, right? So now we just have differing opinions. And then we as human beings have to choose who we believe. Yeah. And then roll the dice on that. Could he bring those experts on right afterwards? Sure. Would that give a whole picture? Sure. Maybe that'd be safer, et cetera. But for the traditional media to act as if they're doing something monumentally different than him is absolute bullshit. Yeah.

And they're trying to get him out of here. And it's the same fucking story every single time. Like their strategy is the same every single time. Make the guy radioactive. It's literally the same. It's like any time he does something they don't like, it's the same story. Look how racist he is. Look how sexist he is.

Look how transphobic he is. I mean, that's every movement that they try to spread it. And I want to expand on that because this is their version. This is how they do it, okay? They make you radioactive so the platform takes you down so they don't have to deal with you.

And if the platform doesn't take you down, and this is what they're going to start doing now because it's the same story every single time, what they start doing is making your fans radioactive so that you don't identify as a fan if they can't de-platform you right they can't get the people to shame you they shame the core that supports you right they make the core the the the transphobic, misogynistic assholes. And that's what they're starting to do. I just saw a clip of some chick on CNN.

Oh, what I'm worried about is about the Rogan fan harassing me at work or the Rogan fan putting my life in jeopardy. Now they've shifted to the fans. And human beings have the feeling in us all that we want to fit in to our peer groups. We want to be at work and people like us. We don't want to be ostracized. We don't want to be on the outside.

And that's like a biological yearning. Because back in the day, if you were on the outside of your tiny little tribe, you're fucking dead. You needed your people to protect you in order to stay alive. None of us want to be ostracized. None of us want to be alone. So we stop identifying with that group in order to maintain the peers right to make living that much more comfortable and easy and that's what they're

going to start attacking and that's why it's important that we speak up about it yeah because this is the same story every single time and if it's not rogan it's going to happen to someone you fucking love might happen to fucking us and if we're quiet right now why should anybody speak up when it happens to us yeah and i think even just as dangerous is just the idea that like like saga and i talked about this shouts to saga but he was saying like you know they're not you can't cancel chapelle you can't cancel rogan they're too big they're gonna cancel guys like us i don't know that that's necessarily true because i think authenticity does win out but i think this idea that anybody who disagrees with you has to be censored is bad for the country.

Yeah. I'm not. We'll make our money. We'll be fine. But this idea that if you don't agree with me, you can't talk. And that's how we're going to progress as a country is not how we're going to progress as a country. Period. It's just going to have more and more different Americas until we just fucking.

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this information or this misinformation could cause death. it's like all of a sudden you guys care about misinformation causing death weapons of mass destruction with misinformation millions of people fucking died because of it yeah right now all of a sudden you care about misinformation causing death yeah right oh you had positive you were positive edoc had weapons of mass destruction. Right. And now they're, oh, no, that was nothing. How many hundreds of thousands of troops had their lives ruined if they didn't die?

PTSD, whatever. It's not just weapons of mass destruction. It's how we got into fucking Vietnam. Yeah. The Gulf of Tonkin incident. It's constant misinformation causing hundreds of thousands of people to fucking die,

whether they're ours or somebody else's. So don't give us this shit like you care so much about getting the information right or else people will die you lie every day so people die because the people who tell you to fucking lie you listen to no matter what the cost i i just i yeah i hate it man it just drives me crazy yeah i wish they understood that a lot of the overreactions we see are because of their response, the way they handle things. Like, a big reason a guy like, and I'm not trying to get too political, but Trump gets elected and a certain percentage of people are just so fucking tired of being shouted

at and being shamed because you're a white dude or whatever, that one guy that comes along is like, bro, I don't care what else he says. He doesn't make me feel bad for being a white dude. I like this guy. Yeah. The same thing is going to happen with alternative news sources i can't trust these guys they're shouting at anybody disagrees with them they're also fucking slanted i'm gonna go to alternative news sources you always create this and then you try to silence them it's not

gonna work yeah they're they're reaching so hard one guy was like the thing that disturbed me most about rogan's statement this is all they had was he said he doesn't prepare for his interviews you know who didn't even know shit about his guests when they came on wanted to know as little as possible yeah larry king and also greatest interviewer in history the history of this country also that's cap i'll call rogan out on that he is prepared he's reading he is taking in information about these people especially if they come on like if they just had a book he's reading the book he might have already finished the book or he's at least started the book like the guy knows and the guy is because he actually fucking cares yeah it's actually impressive to be that

wealthy and like wanting to get into the minutiae stuff yeah it's easy when you have money to fucking chill i actually do remember listening to an episode recently maybe tim dillon where he said he's always reading about the guests he's having on but even if he didn't that doesn't mean anything he just wants to do larry king is a fantastic interviewer and he's like i don't want to know about the gift i just want to talk and see what happens and he's a journalist an actual journalist you expect a fucking comic to be different than him and why that's a bad thing I just don't know

I'm okay also with the disclaimer in front of the episodes I don't think that's the biggest deal no this is appeasing the idiots the idiots think that they got a win absolutely nothing changed everybody's quote unquote happy happy until they can find more reason to cancel him the problem with what's going on right now is that he's been positioned as the new trump in terms of media and we've spoken about this on a podcast before where like

the left needs to put out opinion pieces and by the way like i don't want to turn this into like a left right fucking thing i think one of the great things about rogan the reason why he's so hard to cancel is because the left and right both listen to him the extremes might not that he might not be extreme enough for all but the left and right are into him they support what he's doing and they value what he has to say okay even if they disagree with him maybe they disagree with on the vac shit or maybe they disagree with him some covid i disagree with him on some things i'm still listening you should yeah i shouldn't agree with him on everything yeah otherwise i'm the idiot yes you should have your own opinions about if i listen to any one person everything they say

and they're not god i'm wrong i'm a retard absolutely and you do disagree with god you you know believe in your goofy shit right instead of the real god you don't even know if you believe in god you i do believe in god pussy ass agnostic well i'm not sure how i feel i do believe in god yeah yeah yeah. I do believe in God. Oh, pussy ass agnostic. Well, I'm not sure how I feel. No, I do believe in God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When? When you about to crash in a plane? No. You bitch. No, I do believe in God. On the 40th floor. I'm being serious. Which God? Agnostic is

believing in a higher power. Yeah, I believe in a higher power. I just don't know which religion is right. That's some weak shit. That's weak. That's weak. Y'all pussy. Why is it weak? Y'all pussy. Like you made your decision. Like you chose which God you believe in. I stuck with it. Why is it weak? Y'all pussy. I ain't putting on my ass in one basket. Like you made your decision. Yeah. Like you chose which God you believe in. I stuck with it.

Is that good? Yeah. You're MSNBC. Bitch. Bitch. Wait a minute. Bitch. Oh, misinformed ass. No, no, no, no.

Oh, misinformed ass. Won't take in new information. Have an ass. Oh, I be taking in new information. Which? That's why I love my religion, because it takes in new information. Oh, yeah. It changes with the times.

Which information? You f***. Yeah, which information yeah which information he went nuclear he used he used a nuclear bomb on me dude that word is now acceptable in my religion yeah there you go okay wait where were we though where we just who knows point is you can disagree with rogan is still oh yeah i don't you should yeah and that's okay and i think that we got to this point where like, if you believe, and this is the intolerance on both sides, okay? But if you believe that everything you are doing is righteous, right? Then disagreeing with that righteousness is actually evil and wrong.

Think about that. If you have no malleability when it comes to your beliefs, you believe not only is everything you're doing right, but it is virtuous. If you disagree, you must be a horrible human being. Why would you disagree with virtue? You must be bad, right? So of course they're going to position it in that way, right?

But the reality is that's not how the world works. Nope. And you're not that righteous. I mean, look in a mirror. A hundred percent. One hundred percent. All this smoke for Rogan. that's not how the world works nope and you're not that righteous i mean look in a mirror 100 100 all this smoke for rogan they're like they're like we're taking our views off uh we're taking our listeners off spotify right and then they're like you should go listen to to our albums on apple right oh yeah and it's like like that company yeah is righteous ethically sourced

sweatshops yeah yeah yeah like What are you talking about? Like known slave labor. Yes. Right. Known slave labor. I'd rather you listen to my music on the slave phones. Or Amazon where Jeff Bezos is a scrupulous individual who pays his fair share of taxes. I don't know what scrupulous is.

Good or bad. That's good. It's moral. Yeah. Good. Fuck, man. That was a tricky one, dude. Because I was getting so excited because you felt so strong.

Okay. I thought that was a slur. I thought he was just going crazy. Me too, dude. That's a nice one. I'm like, is that five letters, dude? Should we use that? Yeah.

What are you guys' thoughts? I thought the coolest part of his face-to-camera video was basically taking responsibility for everything, even though he could have not. You know what I mean? He had one thing where he's like, I'm doing all this myself like i'm trying to get gas i'm doing everything like he didn't try to hide behind a booker he didn't try to hide behind like producers like people you know bring someone on and i just got to figure it out like he just manned up and took responsibility for the whole thing yeah i this is all me and i'm doing my best yeah it's like the i thought like

the best way to handle it yeah i think the only person that's allowed to be mad at rogan is the guy that got the shit beat out of him at a Neil Young concert. And he left. He just left his job halfway through and just drove home. Oh, yeah. Like, what happened to that guy? I don't know what he talks about.

He's got the shit beat out of him. Like, yo, where's security? Can someone help me right now? Is this payback from Neil Young? Maybe. You know what I mean? He left Neil Young's concert and Neil's like,

I'm leaving your shit. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I remember that. Yeah, 40 years later. We're missing one guy. When Alan Rogan started learning jiu-jitsu, he was like, I'm leaving your shit. That's what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck you. I remember that. Yeah, 40 years later, we're missing one guy. If Alan Rogan started learning jujitsu, he was like, I've got a security job. I can't fight these motherfuckers.

I've got to start grappling. I've got to fight fire. Yeah. Yeah, screw this. What are you thinking, Al? I agree with Mark, and I just like how they handle it in terms of putting the label on it. It's a win-win on everybody's side. Yeah.

One side thinks they won because they got something out of it this doesn't affect rogan at all and now you can actually probably bring back the old episodes that they took off the platform because now you can just put the disclaimer on it and now we can watch yeah the older stuff yeah the disclaimer is like i mean it's bullshit right because it's like whether the disclaimer is there or not you're going to digest the information the same oh dude it's like when soccer moms made you put the explicit content a thing on a rap cd yeah like you thought that was a win you first of all you guys have become the soccer mom so good for you yeah but second of all that's fine we still listen to the music we're still going to consume the content like i think hannity right didn't he have to go to court

and say oh i play a character on my new show? People haven't stopped listening to Hannity because of that. Yeah. Maybe even more because he's saying the things that they want to hear. Right. And if we want truth and he's out there going, hey, this is just what the experts think. And there are different types of experts and experts have different opinions. I'm just going to bring them on and then ask them the questions that maybe you guys are also curious about.

That's it. Not saying this is fucking truth people will find truth dude it's happened throughout history yeah people find truth ideas pop up we like those fucking ideas sometimes they're bad ideas communism sometimes they're great ideas freedom yeah we attach ourselves to those ideas and we fight for those fucking ideas and people will fight for rogan and i know this is our boy and i understand rogan has done a lot for me and he's done a lot for us so obviously we're gonna ride for him but yes yeah yes that's why yeah because i know a fucking good man it's like they should do a graph of the people that criticize rogan and how often they listen to rogan yeah i guarantee you the the more you listen to rogan the less critical you will be because you will see what a well-rounded individual he is and the less you, the more you listen to Rogan, the less critical you will be. Because you will see what a well-rounded individual he is.

And the less you listen, the more you'll criticize. Because all you're getting is the noise. All you're getting is what CNN is putting out, MSNBC is putting out, and all these other bullshit fucking news organizations. And if you can always tell a good dude by if he's in some shit and a bunch of people don't really have his back. Yep. Everybody got this guy's back yep that tells you something yep

everybody's like nah Rogan's the greatest 100% The Rock commented on his shit The Rock's like yo when we doing this yo Rogan and The Rock for president and vice

let's go let's fucking go dude yeah I don't want a president with hair yeah fuck hair dude it slows you down it slows you down

what you gonna do your fucking hair every day to be president no you got shit to do. Barack had the clean hair, though, bro. Barack's shit was on point. But it was buzz. That's why he got things done.

Caesar, bro. Caesar! Oh, no. But yeah, that's the beauty of Rogan, too, is that he's in such a good position because he wasn't made by Spotify. Yeah, yeah. He wasn't created by an institution. So he goes there, and if they kick him off they cancel

him whatever like almost inevitably his audience is going to grow it will grow like he'll go it will grow this time yeah it'll grow this time but if he goes youtube i think it'll be even like it'll be global it'll be all these countries this sounds crazy i think he could make more money if spotify was like we're done yeah he would he would make more money by going back to youtube and going back to the question is would then youtube be the platform that censors him? And would they put that pressure on YouTube? And then would YouTube cave to that pressure? That's a way different combo than Spotify.

In terms of? YouTube has a lot of wild shit up there. Yeah. A lot of wild shit. Yeah, YouTube's a much bigger place than Spotify. Yeah, but they've also canceled a lot of people that have done things that are potentially way less damaging right so it's just it's it's just gonna put tons of pressure on youtube and i'm interested to see what that would you know i'm interested to see how that would be but it's just so amazing that like i guess they don't realize it every time he

cancels i bet he fucking increases his listenership by 25 maybe 50 he's back at the same numbers before spotify crazy i mean all of us thought that the show was going to take a huge hit yeah yeah you go behind a paywall like no matter what it's going to impact it a little truth is the hot knife bro yeah it's the hot fucking knife truth and authenticity i also thought his point of like yo having like contrasting opinions close to each other. I even think having two people on the same pot, like he did that with Tim Pool and what's the dude from Twitter? Yeah, Jack Dorsey. Jack Dorsey.

The only reason I give pushback on that is that sometimes they're so engaged in debate that they just can't get out their feelings. And I almost wish it was like a three-prong approach right it was like one guy goes on another guy goes on and then they fucking talk that's cool but i do like it when someone can just get out there like i want to hear fauci's full opinions on everything that the dr malone had to say right as well as dr malone's opinions on you know fauci and what we're doing because truthfully i only hear fauci in 40 second soundbites yeah there's also four episodes a week i didn't agree with what dr malone was saying there's three other episodes that week yeah they're not all him over and over and over he's doing what's that 150 episodes a year at

least yeah you don't like one of the guests yeah okay i don't like everybody on fallon dog what you want they don't like the cultural influence yeah that's what they don't like and I don't like everybody on Fallon, dog. What do you want? They don't like the cultural influence. That's what they don't like. And they don't like that a guy and his buddy are in a room changing the world. And that they have billion dollar budgets and they can't do it. Yeah. But it is. And that is fucking terrifying. Because Fallon had Trump on.

That could have made him radioactive. Trump was radioactive at the time. And they did. They did. It did actually make Fallon radioactive. It hurt his ratings a bit. But the media wasn't like, we got to fucking terrifying. Because Fallon had Trump on. That could have made him radioactive. Trump was radioactive at the time. And they did. They did. It did actually make Fallon radioactive. It hurt his ratings a bit, but the media wasn't like, we got to get rid of this Fallon guy. He's dangerous.

He's having this guy on. I mean, they went at him. They said that he normalized him. And it also, he lost the ratings battle to Colbert. And I don't know if he's gotten it back since. No, I thought the fans were kind of like, I don't like this shit. No, but the media went at him for normalizing Trump. I didn't hear that as much.

Remember, they were like, oh, we play with with his hair he made him seem like a regular guy again i thought that was fans so that's on me and then what happened was after that fallon had to start making jokes about trump because he used to be super neutral right and then people i think like that because they're like finally i don't have fucking colbert telling me how to think about the world yeah every night uh and then he had to start going after him because he was losing the base right yeah and colbert leaned into anti-trump he went hard on it yeah super hard fucking yeah i don't know any other last points before we move on no i'm curious to see what he

does yeah i mean i think that that's it i think he he addressed it yeah he's just moving on he moves forward i think yeah um i want to do every address that i have to do in my whole career where he is just like staring into the sun dude just yeah like just amazing right like right in his yard i'll call him dude dude i'm about to have a kid can i make my announcement was he just freestyling too like you didn't have a teleprompter that's what i hit him i was like how did you do that in one take yeah i've seen you do some ads So guys what better my book fuck fuck okay. I go to blue chair. I'll count a bet on It was the most impressive part he fucks up one thing in that nine-minute rant

It's nine minutes Yeah, you have to start the whole fucking thing over and you know that that has to be delicate nuanced thoughtful like i would just get too fucking angry yeah and i would just start lashing out yeah you know i'm doing my best but that fucking over at msnbc all right all right let me do you know what i'm saying remember when she said she had trump's tax returns and there were fucking nothing two weeks of build up for nothing why are we acting like that's the thing the misinformation thing is just so hysterical that's the thing you want to get him on that just shows you like what a good guy he is because you know that they want to go after him for the man oh they've dug for dirt they dig non-stop right yeah but it's not there so they have to go after him for misinformation which is their fucking specialty you've been shoving misinformation down our throats for decades.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. Fuck out of here, dude. Russia gate. Fucking Tom Cruise is straight. We've had to listen to this Tom Cruise is straight conspiracy. Oprah misinformed us when Tom Cruise was on that couch.

The whole time. Oh, I'm so happy. I love, I love. What is it? Who is it? That Penelope? Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes.

Fuck out of here, dude. That's Mission Impossible right there. Proving us he's straight. Allegedly. Allegedly, my ass. What is it? Who is it? That Penelope? Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes. Fuck out of here, dude. That's Mission Impossible right there. Proving us he's straight. Allegedly, my ass. You know what it is. You know what it is. He needs help from aliens to be straight. Scientology.

He went to aliens. He's like, maybe aliens can help me be straight. Scientologists are going to help me be straight. That's Mission Impossible. 100%. It's Mission Impossible is making, is convincing us that he's actually fucking straight. You know Penelope Cruz? They told they told him penelope penelope cruz they told what i fuck it up yeah whatever the fuck i said is what i meant penelope cruz penelope cruz they told him that was his cousin and and the whole time they're like you're just hanging out with your cousin

like it is what it is and he's like no that they the name is spelled different like that's how they spelled in spain and they're just you guys hang out and we'll convince everybody else that you guys are actually dating this is what they've been doing he needs to try to get home they're like no that's your friend that's like homes like homie that's a homie right there i'm telling you man g right there so hang out he chose the wrong religion what should he have chosen he should have tried uh conversion therapy next that'll get it out converting to i mean conversion to christian yes where they tell you you're going to hell if you're gay yeah exactly it worked for mark exactly that's true mark you're saying you would be gay without jesus

miles makes his claim a lot that if miles if mark wasn't raised catholic what do you say he would be a gay community theater actor is that what he said i don't think he'd be gay i think he'd be bi though not community you're too talented that's he said? I don't think he'd be gay. I think he'd be bi, though. Not community theater. You're too talented. That's the gayest thing about you is how talented you are. I wouldn't be in community theater, bro. Is Jamie Foxx gay? He's not gay.

Stop it. Don't even. Bro, I'm like Black Jamie Foxx. Stop. Come on. Black Jamie Foxx? Let's go. Come on, dog.

Jamie Foxx plays piano. Yeah. Gays don't play piano. Oh, I don't? No, Elton John does. Not gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's he's lying too it's not gay yeah i didn't he's rocking he's not gay yeah oh definitely not gay hanging out with eminem he'd

be more offended by the f word than eminem saying all the time he was actually gay but he's just doing it for you know to boost his career that's a good point 100 and he likes dressing like that he's like all right i'm gay and he started in the 60s and 70s when being gay was super acceptable exactly yeah yeah this guy gets it he understands what it is like sometimes you got to play with And he likes dressing like that. He's like, all right, I'm gay. And he started in the 60s and 70s when being gay was super acceptable. Exactly. This guy gets it. He understands what it is. Like, sometimes you've got to play with your, you know, your sexuality, your gender.

You've got to switch it up if you want to get on. He's fluid. He's fluid. Absolutely. You too. Hell yeah, dude. You're not hot, bro. I'm a little toasty.

I'll be honest. Dude, holy shit. But it's like, how do I get it off? I'm hot looking at it, man. How do I get it off? How do I get it off? How do I at it man how do i get it off though like i'm in the middle of the pie is tight he's got layers he had a bubble all one time i know it's crazy bro yeah i mean it's cool but also i think i smell too so i'm like as i take it off you're gonna smell me yeah keep that shit keep it locked in lock that fucking thing on all right

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i truly don't understand have you heard of reddit yeah okay so that's good somewhat i know reddit heard of it i don't know i understand yeah after that downhill all right there was a community called anti-work on reddit okay and basically There was a community called Anti-Work on Reddit. Okay. And basically, it was a community of people that got together to try to push back against American capitalistic work structure. Basically, you got to work 60 hours a week, hustle culture, you got to make all your money, blah, blah, blah.

And as a result- So Gary Vee, it's like anti-Gary Vee. More or less, yeah. Okay. And just the idea that, oh, if you work hard, you'll be successful. If you work hard, you'll make money. Like inflation, wages just haven't gone up, blah blah it's like the ethos i guess of the community and of course because that's the ethos of the community there are people that are coming

up with solutions for how to have like a better work culture in america and some of those involve like ubi like universal basic income you have like socialists in there you've like communists like yo the government should just pay everyone to do whatever they want we shouldn't actually have to work at all blah blah blah so you have like people that have dumber ideas and the people why should the government work so all that to say you have real quick just pushing back on the universal basic income we should just get paid to do what we want yeah but somebody's got to work for the government why do they have to work well i think the idea is like if everyone's contributing to the economy

in your own little way that it would just level out and then you also government work is not real capitalism it's mad easy you don't get fired you get every fucking day off you get raises every six i'm just saying if i'm a government worker and i see a bunch of people that are just surfing all day because they get universal basic income i'm like fuck this why do i have a fucking job and then somebody needs to work at the bodega somebody needs to work at the hospital somebody needs to drive the fucking trains like they're gonna be a couple people that are screwed and then everybody else still chills and that's just gonna be the same thing we have now right yeah i'm not people working jobs that they don't like and a bunch of other people now they might not be incredibly rich but they're still just not

really working while these people do the jobs that suck so anyway i don't know enough to defend okay but there is a person from the community that's a moderator that basically runs the whole community yeah and they have a like strict policy that none of the moderators can do like public press outings they can't do like press releases they can't do news interviews they get exposed and yeah and it's like bad for the community we don't want to like deify people within it like this is a community of like workers trying to like have solidarity and come together and so there's one moderator who went and like got reached out to by jesse waters team from fox yeah and they were like yo we want to get you on our show we would love to interview you and just learn a little bit more about your

platform and what you do and what you believe in we think would be like really helpful for our viewers to know okay and it's a it's a three minute combo it's how many minutes like three minutes i assume you have the best minute yeah this is the last like minute and a half like two minutes is is the first minute her telling us how she puts the lotion on the skin so this is uh this is basically how the combo goes. I didn't get it. It's a Buffalo Bill. Ah, okay. Got it. Got it. Sounds of the lambs.

It puts the lotion on us. A 1990 reference. Yeah, guys. Gotta have old references, bro. You never watch Dance Dance Revolution on one side of the lambs, bro? New references are so hack, bro. You gotta go way back in the day

to show that you've had life experience. Yeah. To show you understand what's going on in the world. What's your favorite musician? Dude, Neil Young, bro. Let's go. Come on, man. Keep on rocking.

All right. So this is more or less the conversation. Is this a dude? I think it's a woman. It's a trans woman. Oh. In like the worst webcam

in like a disheveled apartment. It's like the worst spokesperson for like an anti-war movement of all time. A virtue in a society where people constantly want you to be productive 24-7 and it's good to have rest. That doesn't mean you should be resting all the time or not putting effort into things that you care about. But I think one of the issues... What do you think is like a good work day?

How many hours is, you know, a solid work day in your ideal society? Sure. I mean, I think as much as people want i mean i personally uh work i have i have like a 20 25 hour work weeks which i think is fairly good um so i would like less work hours um what do you do doreen oh i'm a dog walker a dog okay yes and how uh yeah so how old are you if you don't mind me just trying everything not to laugh sure i'm 30 you're 30 okay why and is there something you want to do besides being a dog walker do you aspire to do anything more than dog walking or is that kind of your your pinnacle uh i i love working with dogs if i had to do this for the rest of my life you know i wouldn't be super complaining you know dogs are wonderful animals uh but I mean I would love to teach uh I would

love to um you know uh work with work with people and stuff like that what would you teach Dorian uh a philosophy mostly philosophy critical thinking reason stuff like that okay well I would love to take your class Dorreen i would just be taking notes the whole time and you know what a professor is a very similar schedule than something that you're imagining so i think that actually might might work perfectly for you listen uh i think this might not be the greatest idea but who am i to judge to each their own they say it's a free country sure not everything that's basically the whole convo okay and then this subreddit of 1.6 million people just imploded overnight why so because of this interview basically like you made a mockery

of us like you made us look so stupid all the bunch of shit came out about doreen if you want to explain that well they just get to explain like why the subreddit's so upset is because the subreddit felt like they're actually getting somewhere and they were like oh like we're slowly like forming 1.6 million people sort of on the same page and they were slowly like moving from uh work is bad to like oh people deserve health insurance if they work so like they were slowly getting to a place where they might be able to do something this interview happens and it goes nuts on reddit and every other reddit subreddit shares it it gets picked up by news sources and anti-work immediately looks

like a big dumb like just what's so crazy that she said she says she wants to work 20 25 hours a week yeah who doesn't she wants more time to do the thing that she loves the idea that everyone should be able to do that everybody wants that i'm sure yeah that's the difference you should be able to do that and he's laughing at at her like this is so childish that you think this is possible and then she's not really bodying him the way you would want somebody who's being he's being really smug about the whole thing yeah which i felt mean yeah it felt i felt a little condescending yeah but you would think somebody who's a moderator for this massive page in this important movement would have better arguments would body that motherfucker like watch your

fucking smug mouth before you think i'm just some idiot and then she kind of comes across like just some college kid yeah yeah you're representing 1.6 million people who have like a good idea. Sort of everyone thinks they have a good idea there and you're going to go on for your first, our first like news thing as the community feels and you're going to have a shitty webcam. You're not going to look at the camera and you were chosen because she was chosen out of the moderators because she had done media work before.

And then they were like, okay, well why weren't you more media trained? She was like,'ve never done it live like she just had excuses there was a lot of like sort of just uh did she have their permission to like the other moderators permission to go on this i don't think so that's another reason i think they're upset she just did it i'm sure they reached out to everybody and they found somebody that they could pretty easily pick apart and they were like hey let's get you on Fox News. And I don't think the other moderators.

This is what Fox does. I remember when I would go on these Fox shows back in the day. They just find the tiniest nonsense stories that they can dunk on and then just blow them up. I remember being on an episode of. Red Eye. All the comics. Yeah. It was a great show.

Red Eye was a great show. It was so much fun you could say whatever the fuck you wanted it was it was actually the best like show for comedians to be on they just let us fucking rip and it was great they had liberal comics conservative comedy like everything it was it was really fun but uh i remember being on one episode of red eye and um they brought up this story it was about some college you know college kids doing something goofy like we don't want to you know we don't want to no men at school this day or one of these like silly kind of things like we want to rename the whole school because

these names are attached to a horrible history blah blah blah and then and i remember just being like uh is this all that we do here like we just find these stupid stories and then dunk on them and like make them bigger than they are like this isn't even a real issue i remember the host just looking at me like do you not know like it had dawned upon me like i thought they were just picking stories we were just riffing it was just kind of fun but he literally gave me this look like that's how media works how did you not know this was intentional like they wanted this person specifically yes yes because apparently what came out is that she when before she transitioned has

like a rape allegation holy shit and like apparently like i don't know if it was even like closed or if it's like still pending miles or if it like what even happened to it but yeah basically just like not a great a good person that somehow is the moderator of this massive community that like fox wants to dunk on to be like, yo. Yeah. She wants to be a teacher. Yeah. You're going to go to college and like become a professor.

You're going to go to school for 10 years while you're walking dogs at 30. Yeah. Did she rape before she transitioned? I think so. Yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, that's a good way to get out of it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That was John. John is dead. You call me Doreen. Yeah. Dude, transitioning out of a rape i mean caitlin transitioned out of a murder yeah that's pretty good oh yeah that's pretty good 100% work she's

running for fucking governor the alcohol called it vehicular used to be a manslaughter that's good fuck that's good yeah i don't know man but again it's like hard for me to so it's hard for me to take it serious because I know what they do. Yeah, but here's what sucks is that it actually worked against... This should just get a few million views and everybody moves on. You're a little embarrassed as a Reddit group or whatever. But it's destroyed the entire group. Yeah, that's how weak the group was. What a surprise.

An anti-work group is hard to work with. What a fucking surprise. So I think they made a new group. It was like Work Reform or something. That's what it looks like. Why did it it destroy the group why not just kick this girl out it's like oh you didn't represent us properly and then she had a meltdown the top moderator then made a post and then had a meltdown and people were like yo why did you do this why were you more prepared like how were you chosen to do this yada yada and she basically didn't

defend herself well if you could imagine in the comments and then eventually started deleting stuff and like creating burner accounts and then just shut the whole thing down she's the top moderator she's the cool hand luke yeah yeah she's top dog it's actually back up yeah it's back up and they have now 1.7 what they call idlers okay why do they call them idlers because they're idle like their slogan is unemployment for all not just the rich unemployment for all not just the rich yeah it also she as the moderator goes against sort of like the new thought process of that subreddit so she was began when it was really small and they were like they were super like no one should have

to work you should be able to do whatever you want and then slowly it just became a subreddit where people were like oh yeah don't work for assholes don't work for bad people yeah no i see validity there when you see somebody working a job that sucks like 60 70 hours a week they're not paid well they're fucking miserable like work hard is cool but that person to what end you're gonna work hard and get promotions as a job you fucking hate yeah like i see that we get to work hard because we love what we do yeah and so we inspire each other we push each other yo work hard you're doing something you want to do you're lucky but for a lot of people it's not that for a lot of people it's i hate my job yeah you don't want to encourage laziness but i understand how you're not inspired to work hard exactly but the idea of just like not

working at all it's insane what that well it's not only insane but what it really is is just outsource your work to poor people of color or automation that's what yeah but like you can't automate everything i think that's the goal not yet okay it's the goal but it's not going to be here for the next what 50 years minimum maybe 100 years who knows and there's certain things you're just not going to be able to automate right you know why big corporations want to automate so they don't have to pay you at all so they can fire you a hundred percent but they're saying that they should have some sort of universal basic income uh in order to like supplement them for that and maybe we do work towards that and that's that can happen that's fine but in the current state it's just going to be like throw all that work over to

those brown people over there throw the work to those fucking asian people over there throw the work to those black people over there so it's funny that this progressive movement is really just going back to cheap labor for minorities and taking advantage of them this is the take advantage of poor people movement but just not the poor people in your country this is apple it's bullshit yeah yeah it's uh but they must know that and there has to be some smart people here who've like really studied you know mar Marxism and figure out how to make every intellectual argument as to why capitalism is horrible. I mean, isn't the whole idea with capitalism being horrible is it's taking advantage of certain groups? Yeah, it's exploitation.

Exploitation of groups. So why are they OK exploiting the groups that are outside the country or are they not? And I'm mischaracterizing their argument. I mean, I'm sure they would say it's a mischaracterization. Right. Like if all people are doing what they want and then you just automate the bottom floor, then you'll still have a functioning economy,

et cetera, et cetera. Also, money can just be printed from the government. It doesn't even mean anything. So just give everyone money. Right. Yeah, I don't think that's exactly. I mean, it's kind of true, but. Also, most subreddits are an echo chamber.

And so usually when there's. Nobody's pushing back. Yeah. When it's outside opinion that does come come in the group then everybody attacks that person and yeah yeah yeah i mean we're not saying capitalism is perfect i don't think that's the the argument but it's like is it the best one that we've thought up so far probably i don't know a better one and if a better one did exist we'd probably all be using it yeah i don't i mean listen it's we act like communism is great in theory is it though i want to flex on a motherfucker every now and again that's where communism's great if you suck and you're broke yeah right it's not great if you're great that's where great wants to live in a communist society i'm saying it doesn't account for human aspirations and emotions

yeah like some people i want to be the best of the best that's a human emotion you can't account for in communism if you like communism you got no faith in yourself you got no confidence if you have confidence that you could be great why the fuck would you be like yeah we should all just be mediocre yeah it just sounds because you could go be great and then give all that money if you want but then do it yeah it just sounds because you could go be great and then give all that money if you want but then do it yeah it just sounds easier it just sounds less stressful anyway let's move on what else we got about this trucker convo in canada yeah talking about connes yeah so what's going on here everybody's making a big stink about this

yeah so trucker cars so basically it's difficult to get an actual number yeah but it seems like there's a couple thousand truckers and then like maybe like 50 to 60 000 like people in ottawa has the media made them racist yet or oh they have okay just making sure because that will happen yeah trudeau did the same thing like he said in a statement that like most people that are against the mandates are more likely to be racist more likely to be a part of neo-nazi groups of course and listen if black people protest they're violent if white people protest they're racist this is just the media spin if black people protest they will put what is it called the coin cell pro shit they'll throw people in there yeah to break fucking windows start the looting light the buildings on fire

to make the black protests look dangerous and fucking violent so we could stop the black protests. If white people protest, it doesn't matter what their fucking protest. They are racist. There's some skinheads guaranteed. I even saw one thing pop up like there was at least one Confederate flag. At least one? What kind of title is it?

How many did you see? You know what I mean? And also, is that the white cointelpro are they trying to discredit the movement by just throwing in the racist shit there yeah right it's the same fucking play every single time so this is not obvious this is a tweet that was put out by someone basically saying that like the protest is cancerous and that all these people are like racist and fascist so they have this person wearing like an info wars jacket they got this person in like a confederate flag. They got this person with a Confederate flag.

These people, I forget his name. He's like the Canadian runner, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with one leg. Terry Fox or something. I forget. They had a 30 for 30 on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was great. I can't remember his name.

But he's like a Canadian hero that everyone loves, and they claim that they defaced the statue. You want to know something interesting about that? There was actually a really cool clip I saw. So he had a statue, and they put obviously some stuff on the statue and this is the most canadian thing ever the protesters cleaned up after their protests and you see people wiping down his statue removing any garbage from it removing any like uh stickers or things they put on it like literally spit shining the statue right and i was like that's fire bro like it ain't about this dude you know

this guy's a canadian hero for what he did yeah and they're not going to just leave the whole place in disarray so it looked like the defacement that they did was they put like a flag as like a cape on them and then like another canadian flag and then a free manitoba like the thing in his hand yeah and then this is the one that people have been pointing out the most so it's like the don't tread on me flag nazi flag trump flag and then canadian flag yeah and this is the one that people have been pointing out the most. So it's like the Don't Tread on Me flag, Nazi flag, Trump flag, and then Canadian flag. And this is the only picture of this person that's been circulated, but a lot of people have been passing it around. Basically to say the protest is neo-Nazis and racist. No, you shut it down.

Make it radioactive. It's the same playbook every single time. It's the same playbook every single time. And also, if those are real people that are there, fuck you, dude. Yep. there fuck you dude yep dude like why can you not make this about you for one second yeah like first of all if you have a nazi flag you should like these mandates you should like snitch on your neighbor you should be there supporting right you have a dictator telling you when you can go outside and when you can't this is everything you dream why are you protesting if you're a nazi yeah right you should not be here this is not for you yeah you like what's going why are you protesting if you're a nazi yeah right you should

not be here this is not for you yeah you like what's going on in canada if you're a nazi true or false yeah so it came on the tails of like the vax mandate for truckers basically that they have to be federal workers right all federal workers for all i thought it was truckers specifically going to the u.s and coming back yeah well no they were added to it but for all federal workers in canada and that's why they went to Ottawa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so basically, but the truckers were sort of like

catalyzed because of the trucker mandate. Yeah. And which, that's the only thing that I didn't really get, like calling all the truckers like racist and shit, considering that like

the large majority of them are like immigrants. Yeah. Like it's like... Also, 80% of them are vaxxed. Yeah. I mean, if you're in Canada, like most people are.

Yeah, some crazy numbers vaxxed. It's in line with the adult population. Also, if% of them are vaxxed. Yeah. I mean, if you're in Canada, like most people are. Yeah. Some crazy numbers of vaxxed. It's in line with the adult population vaccine. If America wants to say you have to be vaxxed to cross over, that's on us. That's not on your government. That's on us. So that has nothing to do with it. But if you don't think that you should be for that job, then you're allowed to protest that.

We did in America and they struck it down, right? I think they just said that federal workers do not have to. Correct. Or it's not going to be federally mandated. Or it's not going to I think they just said that federal workers do not have to. Correct. Or it's not going to be federally mandated. Or it's not going to be federally mandated. Like a corporation can still do it. Yeah. Like that was like the Carhartt thing.

Which I think, yeah, I think that makes sense. If a business thinks. Yeah, if a business wants it, but for federal jobs, it's no longer mandated. Which makes sense. Which they didn't want it to be. Yeah, of course it does. Both make sense to me. Yeah.

So now it's like getting kicked up and now everyone wants a uh like a statement from trudeau and then what happened to trudeau mark right in time for statement he got coveted like 10 o'clock today oh shucks yeah oh shucks did you get coveted convenient huh that's what the dude what does they say uh they were saying about biden like every time he has to address something they they get a new pet in the White House. Every time there's something that you actually need him to talk about, it's like distract, distract, distract.

And now, of course, they can't send someone in there for him to make a statement. I mean, God forbid he could get some COVID on them. He could transmit that fucking COVID. Yeah. So this is one of the pictures from like the Confederate flag truck everyone was pointing out.

And it's just like alone in the middle of the street somewhere basically to suggest that like there's nobody there was just one guy from iowa that has like iowa place like drove up to try to like instigate either intentionally or was like actually a confederate like sympathizer like southern pride person that wanted to go to the protest yeah is iowa even in the south i mean i don't even know where the fuck I was. Midwest. But still, I mean,

it's just, dude, it's so funny. It makes sense being in Canada. Yeah. Yeah. And then there's videos of people like kicking the Confederate flag people out and like kicking good, like the Trump people out.

Yeah. Even if you did believe in all those fucking abhorrent things, you can't stomach it for one day to go support this mass mandate thing you know that you're going to take away from it by doing by putting that stuff out there you know you're gonna you know you're gonna um what is it called you know you're gonna create radioactivity around the movement yeah and take away from the movement so you must actually not really care that much about the movement unless they tie those things together i guess it's like uh freedom freedom all that shit yeah

but just focus on one thing if you want to get some shit done you gotta focus on one thing at a time you want to focus on vaccines that's what we're focused on you want to focus on overthrowing a government they kick that can down the road buddy you know tag stone yeah yeah so tag stone i was talking to him this is back in the day about this is when uh a lot of black lives matter and like uh police brutality stuff was was really starting to bubble up this is early early stages right now he's in he's in prison obviously um and he was like i don't talk about it and i go why not you know you seem to be someone who really cares like what's going on he goes they'll use me to discredit the movement here's this felon talking about what

we should do and they'll literally just put the spotlight on him because it discredits what these other incredibly reasonable law-abiding citizens are saying and he recognized that so he shined a spotlight on people who can talk about it but he didn't need to be the one taking the credit right you know i just thought that that was like really interesting like and like really smart smart. He recognized what he could do for the movement and what he couldn't. He's super smart. He has the wherewithal to know those types of things. And not everybody does.

Some of these fucking hillbillies just crossing the border to Canada. A trucker protest is interesting too because apparently these people can stay there for a while. That seems like the plan. If Trudeau is going to be out for eight days, we're going to park on the street and block all the city blocks around the capital and we're going to live in our trucks because you can that's right to have those cabins and all that shit

so they're like we're just going to wait until either he resigns or all the mandates are lifted like they are in england and scandinavia and other parts of europe that's why i'm not canceling those um those toronto shows because it could happen i i really think those toronto shows will be possible i i do too i think we're there march i think fourth and fifth or fifth and six or something like that okay and initially they were like oh you know the new mandate says it has to be half capacity by you know from uh i guess now until march 14th right so that would end up canceling the shows we just wouldn't have enough time to fill it. But I'm like,

this thing's coming down. This thing is coming down. And I think that we're going to be a full capacity before them. I think we're going to be able to think about, you know, you're talking about how polite Canadians are, like they'll protest and then clean up the statue. Think about how far you got to push them for them to reach this point.

Yeah. You know what I mean? This is, yo, you want to talk about mishandling a pandemic, the back half of the pandemic, they have completely mishandled. since the moment they had vaccines we acted like they didn't they acted like they didn't exist vaccines took care of a lot of shit and they

were just like nope nope we're still locked up events are canceled my shows were canceled yeah hey everything shut it down you have pushed them and pushed them and pushed them and now again like i said you're creating this reaction if you think it's an overreaction they're reacting to you yeah so you push them here but the majority of canadians like it that's the crazy part to me they just re-elected trudeau yeah they liked what he did in the pandemic maybe they feel pushed back now but they had the opportunity to get him out of here and i think they unanimously elected him so there's not even, I believe it's called like a coalition or something. I'm not exactly sure how their like election process works because he represents a group. But you don't, you vote for like the group, not him specifically.

And the group elects the person. But it's like they don't even have anything to push back against. So it's like maybe the people of Canada do want this. Yeah. And maybe he was right when he said a small minority of people are going to ottawa to push back yeah but like look at the end of the day if we believe in democracy and 51 of the people want that shit to be completely locked down you have zero freedom that's what your country wants and that's what you guys are yeah yeah yeah it is crazy though

like i feel like maybe i'm in a bubble but, I just don't know anyone that is actively, like, yeah, we should keep on having indoor mask mandate to your table or, like. Fuck all that. I don't know anyone that still wants it. I mean, usually people who like how things are happening aren't as vocal because they're content with how things are happening. Yeah, I guess. It's the people who are upset about it that are going to speak out. They're going to be the loudest ones.

That's a good point. I'll even just ask people. Like, my friends that I find are like. Yeah, nobody's out there cheering more of this yeah that's true yeah but like i'll actively ask people that i think would give me like a answer that i wouldn't expect and they're all just like yeah it can go away like it seems more passive but i don't see anyone that's like actively like i think we're all over the mask shit yeah we're over it covid we're all over covid like all of us there might be a few people

that like the power that it gives them and i'm talking about like just the power to tell someone to put on their mask yeah like can you put your mask over your nose oh like dude if another person tells me to put my fucking mask over my nose i dude i'm gonna be that will be the thing that cancels me that'll be the thing that cancels when they drag me out of a plane because i punched a flight attendant in her fucking forehead because she told me to put my mask over my nose unbelievable right unbelievable you see my nose get me another mask yeah but you notice in first class they don't give you any hard time yo son take it off that's elitism bro that's the shit that annoys me.

Low key? It's the class shit. It's 100%. If you're in first class, they legit don't give you a hard time. They don't care. I have it off the whole time, sleeping without it. They don't care. And you know what's interesting about the first class thing, the way they kind of get

around it? They feed you the whole time. Yeah, drink. You want a water cup? Exactly. You want a champagne cup? I'm drinking. I'm eating.

I can't possibly have this mask on. So there's like this little excuse but you're right they don't give a fuck yeah they don't give a flying fuck that's consistent for thee and not for me that's the consistent with all like the closet shit though like all like the gavin newsom at the rams game just like in the box everyone's gotta have a mask he doesn't have his mask on yeah but that's on him like why are you making rules that you can't follow bye-bye the most vocal people on that in california the moms now you're gonna do that on a sunday and now my four-year-old needs to be masked up at school the next day outside on the playground like they are wild the the kid mask thing i didn't understand at first

and i was like why is this such a big deal like the kids have to wear masks no actually it's painful to watch. Yeah. Cause I didn't watch it. So it's like, yeah, you just put a fucking hat on a kid. You put some clothes on a kid. Like a kid doesn't decide what they wear. They don't have to make any decisions.

Just put a fucking mask on. It's fine. I didn't realize that like, they don't like wearing it and can't articulate why. Like imagine your kid going, it's hard for me to breathe i can't breathe and then you're forcing a man i can't breathe and you see the mask going into their mouth as they take deep breaths out of them that's fucking terrifying for a parent yeah you know so now i get it completely

i don't think it's some like crazy right wing like a almost like a talking point like you use the kids for more sympathy i truly think it's parents going dude my kid does not like wearing it he feels fucking uncomfortable what are we gonna do about this i just can't yeah we're doing this to protect unvaccinated people because they're the ones that the highest risk of dying if you don't want to get the vaccine don't but if a kid kills you yeah you shouldn't have to wear the mask because you don't want to get the vaccine and why are you around why are you around my kid? Yeah.

Creep. What are you doing around my kid? Fucking creep. Do you work at the school? Well, the school probably mandates that you get vaccinated. Yeah. And that's their right. But not yours, you creep.

Yeah. Why are you around my kid? Get out of here. That's a good point. Why are you near my kid? Why is anybody near my kid? You don't even have a kid. Say again?

You don't even have a kid. I might. And somebody could be near him. Yeah. They don't need to be. Just stay six feet from my kid. don't even have a kid say again you don't even have a kid i might and somebody could be near him yeah yeah just stay six feet from my kid how about that i'm not gonna put a mask on my kid for that reason you want to fuck my kid and not get covid you can't have it your way yeah you can't have your kid need it too all right guys let's take a break for a second because i gotta make sure your dicks are hard we're in the the dead of winter. Okay. That penis might not want to move. Okay.

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You want to talk about another amazing week of NFL football? We. Bro, this is the greatest, dude. Maybe the greatest playoff run of all time. Okay. Talk to us. I'm watching these fucking games on mute. Everything is special.

But they're the best games. First of all, I think Tom Brady is not going to retire. Ooh. I really... All the evidence says he will, and the evidence says he's just upset that these dickhead reporters, Adam Schefter and them, didn't let him make the announcement on his own terms. That's misinformation. As the greatest athletes ever.

Yes. Adam Schefter is misinformation. That's misinformation. M-I-S-S information. Yes. But I think he's so fucking i hope he's so like combative with that shit that he's like you know what fuck you i'm playing another season because he always said i'm gonna play till 45 he's 44 now why give it up now dog

you're still playing at a super high level big ben retired but he'd been washed for two years yeah tom brady's still playing at a high level the only thing i can think is he's looking at his team he's like we're not gonna be better next year we're not gonna do it next year yeah arians is not a good enough coach whatever the defense is getting old whatever the reason he might think where they might lose their offensive coordinator but i if not i think he's like yo fuck you you don't decide when i retire you don't get to say when i retire i'm gonna play another year yeah well is that a scumbag move i'm trying to understand it's not a scumbag move it's news now you always try to be first so if you got the leads and you're shifter and he normally is right a lot of people just say shit and they're wrong shifter normally is right so i think brady was probably gonna retire and he still probably

will he probably just didn't want to say it during the fucking playoffs and take he doesn't seem like the guy who's like i want the the attention on me all the time. Who needs the victory run. Especially to retirement. It's something like that's so personal. Let the guy say it himself versus like someone's going to be going to another team. It could be a player leaking it. It could be someone in management.

Like there's plenty of people who can give them that information. Like to do that from, take that away from him. It's dirty. Yeah. But I think he might. Doesn't he have a relationship with tom like couldn't he just hit tom and be like oh no he's probably competing with all these other people who have the same job you gotta be first the second after he did it all of these

sites had pre-packaged like tribute videos they'd already banked those yeah ready to go and espn and then you saw like their competitors saying like well the dad is saying he'll be the one to announce it. ESPN didn't even take down. I went the next day. They still said Tom Brady's retired. They weren't even there. Like, bro, we're done. We started.

Ball is rolling. Fuck that. Brady made one post. Did you see his Insta story? It was just the launch of the Brady brand, like his clothing brand. Looking good. Really?

I'm going to buy some. Looking good. What type of clothes? Hopefully Hawaiian t-shirts for me an athleisure uh like long sleeves he's a model the guy is he's a model he's perfect yeah he's the perfect person and i truly think he's just like i don't want to just wait for the playoffs to be over and then i'll make the announcement and then it got taken out from underneath him but i'm hoping he's like yo fuck you dog one more year 45 let's go that that announcement did

scare me though because his other brand is tb12 which is associated with athletics and high performance brady is a brand that's just lifestyle that's like michael jordan now just like no no we want you in like wearing your everyday outfits yeah yeah i think he probably was going to retire i think he was done but i hope now he's all right, let's just do it one more time. I mean, that is an unbelievable amount of spite. I think he might have that. To put your body through that, there's no way. If he made the decision that he's pissed and maybe he'll drag it on,

but there's no way he's going to put his body through that sort of suffering. I told you, all evidence says you're right. But he's also not super beat up. Big Ben had a crazy like elbow injury that ended his season two years ago and then he just didn't look right like last year it was clear he was done yeah you don't say that about brady i don't manning when manning retired he won that super bowl and went out amazingly well because he was done dude he got benched toward the end of the year from fucking brock osweiler so you're looking at manning manning gets carried to a Super Bowl by his defense. All right, now you're done.

It's clear you're done. I can't think of a quarterback at that level of elite talent retiring when they clearly had something left. Favre drug it out forever, and he was still good, but he drug it out forever. You don't often see those guys be like, nah, I'm done.

Troy Aikman, concussions, I think. Steve Young had mad concussions. These guys usually play until they can't. Brady's not super beat up body-wise. guys be like no i'm done troy achman concussions i think yeah steve young had mad concussions these guys usually play until they can't brady's not super beat up body wise his whole point is i live to maintain my body significantly older than those other guys though significantly older but in better shape than all of them yeah because maybe it's pliability maybe he's just a freak but like his only real reasoning was giselle doesn't like seeing me get hurt out there and he wants to be with his kids he wants to be with his kids. He wants to be with his kids, but you ignored them for long enough.

Yeah. So who do you think wins the Super Bowl? I think it's the Rams because this is a mistake I made last year when I thought the Bucks were going to win. Offensive line, defensive line, that's the matchup that's the most important. The Bengals offensive line is not good. Decidedly not good good burrow got sacked nine times in one game and somehow they still won against tennessee so it gives me some hope but the rams defensive line is so fucking good aaron donald is the best player in the league on defense probably von miller still got something left and he he got traded there jalen ramsey is a

good corner but like their defensive line yeah that's where I worry. But Joe Burrow is maybe my favorite quarterback, dude. I fucking love this guy. Yeah. Mad Moxie. Moxie, white swagger. Moxie all day. He's nice. Dude, everybody seems to love playing for him.

He's good. He's won at every level. He might be the only quarterback ever to get a Heisman, a national championship, and a Super Bowl if he wins this Sunday. You know what's interesting is that last week the conversation was Patrick Mahomes or Josh Allen. Yeah. And now you're going to have to throw Joe Burr in the combo. Joe Burr is the greatest, dog.

Ice in his veins. He's the greatest. His teammates fucking love him. And I'm a Cowboy fan, right? The Cowboys ownership sucks. Nobody has ever, since 95, has been able to overcome that shitty organization. The owners. The Bengals owners suck dick too.

They had not won a playoff game since like 1991 or something. Then this guy comes along his second year after winning four games. They won three playoff games and now they're heading to the Super Bowl. Like he's overcome terrible ownership, a fucking franchise he did it all what makes him so good i think he well first of all he has he can be accurate as fuck i've seen some deep passes where it's like jesus christ he's mobile yeah uh he's mobile enough to like pick up a first down he's got that escapability that aaron ro had. He had one or two plays yesterday that were sick. Not quite Mahomes-esque, but good.

Accurate, good arm. And then again, I think everybody just loves playing for him. He just got that fucking thing. More than any quarterback right now, maybe, he's got that fucking thing that people love playing for this guy. He's got Jamar Chase, too. Yeah, and he's got Jamar Chase, who he... So you know when you have a first-round pick, they're the fifth pick.

He said draft this receiver, Jamar Chase, from LSU who's his fucking homie. Everybody thought that was a stupid pick, myself included. I said get a fucking line because that's, you're getting killed out there. You got your season ending injury last year from a torn ACL.

They listen to him, they draft this guy, Jamar Chase, and there's literally, I don't know if there's ever been a more productive receiver in history statistically. I'd have to look, but like, it's like Randy Moss numbers when Randy Moss came into the league. Just crazy.

Crazy. Cooper Cup. Yeah, Cooper. Cup is good, but Cup's not a rookie. Cup is incredible, but Cup didn't do his rookie year. Oh, you meant for a rookie. As a rookie. I don't think we've ever seen a rookie year like this.

Oh, okay. Outside of maybe Randy Moss. Okay. But, yeah, it was funny. I think there's that quote from Joe where he says, just toss it up there, Jamal will get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jamal will get it?

Yeah. That was after he had like 500 yards and six touchdowns in one game. Hilarious. Dude, he knows how to lead. To give your receiver credit at that moment. Again, he just knows how to lead. His defense loves him. His offense loves him.

He's a tough son of a bitch. Takes crazy hits. Just gets up, keeps going. Yeah. He used to never slide in college. I think crazy hits. Just gets up. Keeps going. Yeah. He used to never slide in college. I think he finally started as a pro. Yeah, you got it. But he was a big ruler.

He was like, I'm not sliding. But you think the Rams got it. I think the Rams got it. Matthew Stafford is a good quarterback. He's not elite, elite, I don't think. But he's definitely good enough. And they put so many fucking weapons around him. Dude, that Cooper Cup guy, man.

He's insane. He's incredible. But also Staff that Cooper Cup guy, man. He's insane. He's incredible. But also Stafford needs credit too, man. Stafford is, you know, Stafford gets a lot of people sleeping on him, but I think he's one of the most clutch QBs in the league. Like when it comes to the last drive. Bro, the last drive with Cooper. That Tampa Bay game, this game.

Unbelievable. But I think something that's really important is that like OBJ has the ability to rewrite his story. Yes. If they win a championship. Yes just plays well, he doesn't have to be the MVP, but he just plays well. All of a sudden you forget about the antics and all of a sudden the conversation switches to he just needs a quarterback. If OBJ had a quarterback and someone to get him the ball, look, he doesn't even need to be the number one on the team. He don't even have ego.

He just wants someone to actually throw the ball and help win games. And now, I mean, as an OBJ fan, I kind of am rooting for that. Right. It'd be cool to see Stafford get one, dog. He had never won a playoff game. He'd only been like once or twice because his team sucked. Him and OBJ, this is their first playoff wins ever together. Ooh.

If they lose. And OBJ played well. Yeah, he wasn't as good as Cup, but he played well. He had 100 yards. He had like 9, 10 catches, something like that. Amazing. We could lose him after this season. But still, it's also a perfect balance because Cooper Cup is always going to be the workhorse. Charge it down the field and you'll get OBJ those magic moments that we know he probably likes.

But he's been just doing numbers just to help. You know what is funny about obj he did what i probably would have done and took his salary in bitcoin and bitcoin was at like 60k at the time and now it's fucking tanked and his 750 000 salary is now like 130 000 after taxes or whatever yeah but he has to pay the tax amount in cash oh yeah on the 750 he's gonna make 30 grand yeah he's gonna make 30 grand. Yeah, he's going to make 30 grand. Same way Antonio Brown. He did the same thing, right? His time, I think he took it in Bitcoin and his time for the bucks was like 30,000.

Hilarious. And I think Eric Adams, same thing. Yeah, Eric Adams, mayor of New York, took his time. He wants to take his first four paychecks in Bitcoin.

Yeah. I don't understand the point of that, though. Don't you just take it in cash and buy the Bitcoin? Because if the value goes up, you still pay for the ascended value. You don't pay the yeah but it goes up to 1.5 that is what happens are you only pay for 750 no i think you take it in cash and then you just buy bitcoin oh okay okay yeah which is fine then yeah it'll win yeah that's why when everybody goes i took my salary in bitcoin

it's like no you just bought bitcoin okay then yeah you're gonna win yeah but they get they get paid throughout the season so while they're being paid throughout the season, now each of those checks are in Bitcoin. Oh, so then it was like dollar cost average? Is that the thing? I believe so. Or is he saying, pay me up front in Bitcoin? If that was the case,

then he would have got paid at a much higher rate in Bitcoin. We got to get to the bottom of this pay me in Bitcoin shit because it screams of bullshit. It screams of just like, you're going to pay me in cash and I'm just going to put it in Bitcoin. It sounds like I took my equity in Bitcoin for this podcast. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, you're getting paid in Bitcoin. I get paid in Bitcoin. Yeah, exactly. And Andrew's getting paid in sushi. That's right. I'm getting paid in different things too, okay? That's what it is.

Okay, what else we got, my boys? All right, you want to hit a little feelings, no facts? Feelings, no facts. Let's run it. Just run it quick, all right? Yeah. Mr. Beast, trending again. The GOAT the number three on youtube man came out with his

escape room video and uh yeah he got like eight million views in a day or something insane did you watch it yeah i watched it i mean it was just if click on this video and shout to his team too shouts of tariq man we've been talking to tariq good dude who works with them just an absolute beast 26 million views if you click the video and just watch

the first 30 seconds we don't have to do it now like other people can do it because I don't want us to get like whatever demonetized but like you watch the first 30 seconds and you'll just see how good they are you'll just see how good they are at creating content that is so sticky and engaging you can't look away. The stakes are so good. It's just awesome.

It's just great. Basically, they made the world's most dangerous escape room, and there's multiple of them. That shit did look crazy, though. There's a TNT thing that explodes, like an actual explosion in the room. The first thing is literally walls of spikes closing in on the people while sand gets poured on you while sand is getting poured on them and there's like fucking barrels rolling at them and stuff like that like you're sure they're not gonna die like you can't possibly kill them but you're also not sure they're not gonna die you know and also you hella want to do it yeah oh yeah let me absolutely do this with

the homies why don't they make that a new show like why don't they do it it's basically like fear factor plus escape room yeah like uh american ninja warrior yeah yeah and then you just combine Oh, yeah. Let me absolutely do this with the homies. Why don't they make that a new show? Why don't they do it? It's basically like Fear Factor plus Escape Room. Yeah, like American Ninja Warrior. Yeah. Yeah. And then you just combine them, and then you basically make Escape Room show. Yeah. I would do that shit too.

That'd be great. And then the most genius thing of his whole thing is that he didn't get a title sponsor. Yeah, he did a candy bar. Yeah. Or a chocolate bar. And sold his own candy bar. Yeah. That's his own.

Now, didn't he have like a burger restaurant or something that they opened up? Is that still around? Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's still a thing. Huh. So what do you think he does? You think he like partners with these, with like a restaurateur and says, I'm going to use my influence to sell these burgers.

You run the operations of the burgers. I also think the Beast Burger thing was like a ghost kitchen. Yeah, that's what they're doing. So they're making deals where then they can like distribute it like nationwide through a grubhub. And you basically create the Schultz, Flagrant, Akash sandwich. And then it's just each restaurant has maybe the bags and the wraps and all that. And it's just a ghost kitchen.

But you still need the infrastructure to have that. You need employees. You do it out of other people's ghost kitchens. Or now they're doing it out of existing restaurants that can do multiple yeah um branded dishes yeah so it's only delivery i think they have a few restaurants but i think the majority is delivery but still it's a huge undertaking to open even one restaurant so he has to have partnered with uh someone who understands restaurants permits and all that kind of stuff yeah but that's brilliant man and i love that they're selling their own stuff on it like you could get the sponsor which they did for uh the squid game video which was fucking awesome but you could

also create your own products which you're essentially partnering with the sponsor you're partnering with a chocolatier is that what they call them is it what is the exactly chocolatier chocolatier chocolatier sounds like a musketeer like doesn't sound like a rocket what is it chocolatier yeah whatever yeah anyway you're still partnering but you're basically getting some equity in the thing you're building yeah it's fucking awesome rogan exactly like traeger rogan was pushing him traeger grills and all of a sudden they ipo he probably made crazy money on him on it same all this shit yes yes i think they sold yeah you're on camera yeah he's trying to be slick there's three cameras the food is here he just ordered a mr beast burger yeah i got mr beast burgers for

everybody here you just text it real quick and then you get on camera say what is that not this is so much faster than just going two seconds right here right here yo can you tell me what you think about mini mouse not being not being bangable at all anymore my only issue is that it just doesn't look uh female and the whole point of it is to have a female version like i can't tell that she's mini without the bow in her hair yeah it's like a baby right that's every baby like unless there's a baby with a headband with a bow like that's just yes it could be an adult baby yeah and that is mice mice you don't know what gender they are that's a good point right but the whole point of this is to have a gendered mouse unless she's got heavies if she got heavies then i'm like oh i know what that is i don't want fat tits for kids dude

wait what do you mean i don't want fat tits characters for kids it's for me no this is for kids so what do they do to mini mouse all All right, I'll show you. They basically... They put her in a nightgown. Not even a nightgown, like a pajamas. It's a pantsuit, bro. Is it? Yes, it is. Okay, there's a big difference.

They made her divine feminine. So Stella McCartney, who's a fashion designer, bag designer, very famous, also happens to be Sir Paul McCartney's daughter, designed the new Alpha Force. So instead of this little thing right here, the little Betty Boop. Oh, she cute. She in pajamas, yo. You have a little sleepover.

I mean, I'm not gonna lie. She's still got the bow. Yeah, the bow is what makes it feminine, I guess. Yeah. I don't think, I think that the old outfit

was trash. And the eyelashes. They gave her mad long eyelashes and little rosy cheeks. You can tell she's feminine. You don't like the old fit? Trash. The old fit is whack, yo. fit trash the old fit is whack yo the

old fit is dog shit like pippi long stocking polka dots is out bro she's still wearing polka dots still polka dots come on i was blind son geez bro al does not know anything absolutely uh miles i can't see purple yeah i don't even like her big ass fucking feet in the shoes no that shit sucks dude yeah the outfit could have been better so smash or pass no pass bro really pass i'll smash she might have sneak heavies though i'll grab mickey by his ears yeah let him have it hells yeah are there any cartoon characters you would still smash are they all most of them no lola what's her name lola bunny she's you can't smash her well not the new old old lola bunny old lola bunny there's no old it's just new there's only new oh you're saying new characters

that we would smash robbie slovic had a funny quote he said there's nothing you can do to make to lola bunny to make me not want to fuck her i like that she's still a baddie but yeah can't can't as always went on fox she was like yo they're destroying the fabric of our society yeah why because she got pajamas it's not even androgynous pajamas just so we're gonna be sleeping in outside of the shoes i I just don't like the shoes. The shoes are horrible. She's wearing Kanye's boots. She got biscuits.

She crip, dog. The outfit stinks, dude. Let's just be honest. The outfit is not good. What would you put her in? Say again? If you could do better, what would you put her in? I would do...

I would do... Skims would be fire. Skims might be lit. Skims would be fire. Hell yeah. Show off the curves Go Incredibles in it You think she got a dumpy or what?

Yeah she got a super dumpy She's a mouse bro That's a good point They're all dump Yeah Just scurrying around All fucking day Yeah

Super big hammies Yes dude I like that I think I mean she got a nice Little hip sway But like Look at the dimension

The feet and hands Are crazy bro Yeah yeah yeah She's a trans dude Let's just be honest, man. Wait, what do you mean? She's 100% trans. No, I see what he's saying.

Just the feet and hands are huge. Big ass feet, big ass hands. Oh, hell yeah, bro. I got that. Let me see. Better version. All right. All right.

This might be the version you want. I mean, that's better. That's better. Hey, yo. Wait, what's that? Is there? Oh, she got the dark lips bro she got the super darkies dude you see that look at that okay uh who is that fire is that daffy duck

daffy's girl that's not daffy dog daffy's a dude yo daffy's a dude what the fuck are y'all talking about it's a duck bro it's not a dude or a chick that's a duck i never knew about a daisy bro only duck i acknowledge is daffy let's be serious here i mean you know about rule 34 right rule 34 yeah now what is that that's if it exists on the internet there's porn of it so literally any cartoon anything you've ever thought of in your whole life what's rule 35 we don't we never got yeah why is it rule 34 yeah what's rule 33 i don't i don't know what's rule 2 i never really got a rule 33 it's like the bible you know i mean i know john 3 16 i don't know john 3 17 you know there wasn't there wasn't there wasn't a 3 17 what about 3 13 3 13 was um

uh thou shall not uh bore me with outfits of fucking cartoons okay in conclusion um i think the outfit just objectively sucks she doesn't have to be hot but like she could be cute this is not even cute do you guys find this cute no it's adorable like a little girl wearing pajamas i guess i mean she's supposed to be juvenile supposed to be a pantsuit that's what that's what they said why would you put a kid in a pantsuit that doesn't even make sense yeah that's actually a good point it's supposed to be she's going to work yeah what kind of pantsuit polka dots? They said it was inspired by a new wave of femininity. Oh, God.

Led by Angela Merkel and Hillary Clinton. What's her name? Angela Merkel. Who's that? I've been hearing that name. Prime of Germany. Isn't she done, though? She's done. Who do they got now? I was going to say... What were you going to though? She's done. Yeah. She's done. Who do they got now? I was going to say.

What? What were you going to say? Nothing. What were you going to say? Dove? Dove. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, happy Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Did you say which and what? Like, what do you mean by which? What type of which? What? Speaking of which? Like, W-H-I? Speaking of burning at the stake. Ah, gotcha.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. No, it was Holocaust Remembrance Day. Oh, yeah. They'll post it on the story. We never congratulate them. Do you have any stories for holocaust remembrance day oh we've got plenty well there's there's one story that's not in tennessee they're not allowed to publish it what is that oh i heard about this mouse yeah oh yes m-a-u-s mouse yeah but why can't they publish it again because it has like a nipple or something. It's nudity.

It's not that it is... That's what they said. Anti-Semitic because they're positioning the Jews as mice and the Germans are cats, right? Yeah. And the French are? Frogs. Which would be racist.

Also racist. Americans are dogs though. Let's go. Yo, man loyal. Let's go. Man's best friend. The new German chancellor is Olaf Scholz. Wow. Let's go. It's back friend. The new German chancellor is Olaf Scholz. Wow.

Let's go. It's back in good hands, baby. Wow. As long as the Scholzes are in there taking care of things, everything's going to be fine. You got to wear that. Let's go, son. Scholz is... How do you spell it?

S-C-H-O-L-Z. That's the German sound. That's the way. We out here. Y'all jealous. Y'all wish you could be a fucking president or prime minister. That's Scholz. That's Scholz. That's the German sound. That's the way. We out here. Y'all jealous. Y'all wish you could be a fucking president or prime minister. That's Scholes. That's not Scholes.

Chancellor sounds like very Star Wars Nazi-esque, no? It is what it is, bro. We in charge now. Keep your fucking mouth shut. We in charge now, okay? You know what I'm saying? The Scholeses are in charge, not you. We're in charge, Singh. Fake-ass Punjabi.

We're in charge. You know whatjabi we're in charge you know what i mean you appropriated a name that's not yours dog we were first no you weren't yeah i looked that up you were not how how what are you talking about the punjabis have existed far longer than you okay you looked it up all right got you oh you. Oh, shit. That was quick. He knows it. No, what the fuck are you talking about? You know it, dude. This is religion is the newest religion, Sikhi. Not Hinduism is the oldest. Yeah, but you guys appropriated it.

I see where you're going. You definitely looked this up. So you're saying the Singhs existed before the Punjabis. Yeah, before Sikhs, yeah. Matter of fact, a lot of Hindus, a lot of people from my caste became six. So basically the sellouts of your caste and religion. Well, since we were the warrior caste and there was a war, we had invaders, we said we'll send the oldest born from each family to go fight this war, and then they converted. So they sold out?

No, they were sent. So you're the— We had to do our job. Are you saying they're like the Christians of— No, we had to do our job. We had to do our job, which is a Hindu thing, which is your duty. Are they Christians of Hinduism? Or the Muslims of Hinduism? Is. So you're the, they're like. We had to do our job. Are you saying they're like the Christians of. No, we had to do our job. We had to do our. Are they Christians of Hinduism? Which is your duty.

Or the Muslims of Hinduism. Is that what you're saying? No, we're fighting Muslims actually. We're fighting Muslims. But they are the Muslims of it. If, if, according to you. I don't, I don't exactly know where, how, but sure. They just converted.

They found some new shit. They went to go fight and they were like, all right, we're going to. We're sent. We were like, yo, you got to, this is your, this is your duty. So why didn't they keep on their duty to keep believing in your god it's all what about that duty that's a big hindu principle it's all one god yeah that's why we're the best religion i'll be saying that a lot yeah that's why we're the best religion yo can we talk about cheryl hines not riding for her boy say what

cheryl hines not riding for her yes let's talk about that so rfk jr is cheryl hines's husband cheryl hines obviously is obviously Larry David's wife. If it's all one guy, why y'all hate the Muslims so much? I thought it was just one guy, bro. We don't like the Muslims because of history. That's why we don't like the Muslims. He knows what it is, bro. Okay, got it.

Paula knows. Cheryl Hines. Cheryl Hines is married to RFK Jr. Obviously, Cheryl Hines is the wife of Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm. He is a known anti-vaxxer, anti-mandate conspiracy guy, big on vaccines, even pre-COVID. He was all about it. Autism shit, he was all over it. And this is one of his speeches that he gave a week ago.

Hitler, Germany, you could cross the Alps into Switzerland. You can hide in an attic like Anne Frank did. I visited in 1962 East Germany with my father and met people who had climbed the wall and escaped. So it was possible. Many died throwing it, but it was possible. Today, the mechanisms are being put in place and we'll make it so none of us can run and none of us can hide. Within five years, we're going to see 415,000 low-orbit satellites. Bill Gates says his 65,000 satellites alone will be able to look at every square inch of the planet 24 hours a day. They're putting in 5G

to harvest our data and control our behavior. Digital currency that will allow them to punish us from a distance and cut off our food supply. Unbelievably annoying. Is that his,

that whimper is how he normally speaks? I don't know what that is. He might need a vaccine, dog. Something's wrong with that man, bro. He talks like a record going in reverse. You need anti-skip technology, bro. I'm just chilling. Like a walkman sounds better.

Dude, it's so true. It is awful. Is he talking into a fan? He needs 5G, bro. He's spasmodic dysphonia, bro. He's got foreign language syndrome. Oh, yeah. He's got foreign language syndrome.

He's got a mad fuck, bro. He's got an illness, bro. Wait, he really got an illness? Yeah. So why can't they let someone else talk dystonia and it affects yeah steven hawk had an illness he didn't waste everyone's time yeah push play motherfucker let's go push it no dude he sounded too emotional man at the beginning i thought he was gonna start crying i was like oh this motherfucker believes in it right that motherfucker was about nazi germany dog bro you could cross into the alps you could

hide in an attic lots of fun to be had in nazi germany bro you know what's funny is that like this whole time we've been going how does cheryl hines's character put up with larry david a vacation yeah compared to just listening to your husband she divorced him on the show i know how dare you dog you put up with this in real dare she divorce him on the show? I know. How dare you, dog? You put up with this in real life? You divorce him on the show? Dude, I didn't know that that's how he speaks. Yeah. Just all the time like that?

I think so, yeah. You sound like an engine that can't start. Oh my God, dog. Yeah, dude. Oh, just pathetic. Yeah, that's terrible. Why is that? Why is that fucked up?

He chose to speak on the microphone. Yeah, don't publicly speak. You got a fucking larynx disorder. That's like making fun of fox if he's speaking with the shakes and shit like that i'm trying to see no michael j fox speech i'll see him in a dance-off dance revolution now that's a revolution yo that's a real revolution michael j fox and ddr would be crazy you can't you're gonna tell my man can't pop lock you ain't battling him that's a good point no that is an interesting point. It's like you shouldn't just make fun of Michael J. Fox for no reason.

But if Michael J. Fox is like playing a game of inspection or whatever. Operation. Whatever, operation. Like if he's like. That's clue. That's clue, motherfuckers. That's another incredibly up-to-date reference. I'm trying my hardest to do an old reference, and I got the fucking thing wrong.

But if he's choosing to do surgery or something that needs stability, we should be able to roast him. That motherfucker's choosing to speak in front of thousands of people. You can make fun of people for doing something they're bad at. That's just what life is. Yes. Welcome to life. Willingly doing something you're bad at in front of people, making them listen. It and unusual okay can we not make fun of you are you dictating what we can or can't do censorship dude sounds a lot like nazi germany doesn't it honestly he's cool because his wife

tried to try to make fun of him on twitter oh that's right she shut that shit down she came out with a tweet like the next day it says my husband's reference to anne frank at a mandate rally in dc was reprehensible and insensitive the atrocities that millions endured during the holocaust should never be compared to anyone or anything his opinions are not a reflection of my own should larry david want to do another season of kirby enthusiasm i will be available yeah that's all she had to say yeah 100 all she had to say i support kirby enthusiasm more than i support my husband that's all you have to say. Because he meant what he said. Like he thought of the metaphor

and he was like, oh no, this shit is a banger, bro. You could travel during Nazis. You can't travel now. But you can't knock her for that though. How have people not figured out you can't compare shit to the Holocaust and everybody's going to agree with you?

What can you? All right. Is Cheryl Hines a piece of shit for not standing by her man? A little bit. Yeah. I think she's trying to have her cake and eat it too and marry into the political family and still be a part of Hollywood. You can't do both.

That Kennedy dynasty is done though, bro. It's over, but it's still got the name. It got the name, but... It should have liked Viacom. The name is mid, bro. I don't know. I'm telling you, it's Viacom. The name is mid, right? I don't know. I'm telling you, it's Viacom, bro. Can I be honest with you, son? I used to be on a dating app

so I used to be on Rye. I'd see a Kennedy pop up and I'd be like, ooh, I'd like to take down one of these. First name or last name? Add to the history. First name or last name? What? First name, John. No, last name. Okay. Last name, yeah. First name, John. No, you see Kennedy pop,

you're like, okay, that's an American royalty, if you will. Did you ever get a Rockefeller? Rockefeller? Did you ever get a Johnson & Johnson? No, Johnson & Johnson, that's too new. They're still balling. Vanderbilt, now we're talking.

Rothschild, Kennedy. You see the name, you're like, it'd be nice to have one of them on the belt. Vanderbilt. Vanderbilt. Now we're talking. Rothschild. Kennedy. That's our people. You know what I mean? You see the name, you're like, ooh, it'd be nice to have one of them on the belt. Right? But then you see the way they look and it's like, god damn, bro. Y'all some ugly motherfuckers, bro. I don't even think you get uglier when you're shot in your head.

Jesus. Like, if there's a hole in your skull from a bullet, I don't think you're uglier, bro. It makes sense why RFK is still against the vaccine. he's like yo fuck shots you know what i'm saying no more shots all right shots haven't worked out well for my family that's all you got to say then we'd all be like no you're right that's a good ass point that's good that's funny all right can we talk about peter dinklage trying to not let any more uh dwarves guy hollywood man he's calling his people back though real talk dinklage is upset because

they're about to do a seven dwarves reboot right and um he's like you're still telling that old tale yeah this was his this is part of his quote i guess take a step back and look what you're doing there it makes no sense to me he said in about an hour into the 80 minute episode you're progressive in one way and you're still making that fucking backward story about seven dwarves living in a cave together what the fuck are you doing man yeah that's a valid point now he wears it like why why is it backwards it's not real yeah like yeah but their whole point is they're trying to make all these new disney princesses like uh different right they whole point is they're trying to make all these new Disney princesses different, right? They're not whatever.

They're modern. They're feminist, whatever. And then the dwarves are still like, nah, put them fucking midgets in a tree. Don't worry about that shit. I'm making cookies or whatever you do. You know what I mean? So he's like, we want... He's like, don't be progressive with the lead.

And then the seven dwarves are still the seven fucking dwarves. Make the dwarves tall people. Or not even tall people, just like a different spin on it, maybe, in the same way that this is still a girl, a damsel in distress

at the end of the day in all these Disney movies. What other spin? They don't gotta live together in a motherfucking tree, bro. Maybe they all got their own apartments in the city. You think that's his issue

where they live? They should unionize, bro. They gotta unionize. Maybe they're professionals. You know what I mean? Maybe they're doctors. The issue is that he's a midget and he don't want no other midgets working besides him you can't say midget bro that's that's that's like the n-word midget thank you he's a midget yeah

dwarf midget he's a midget he's a midget yeah i'm not midget my midget okay yeah so yeah i just i don't know i think it's uh i guess maybe he's upset maybe he was offended by it when growing up is it that offensive like i thought that they're pretty cool don't they take care of her yeah that's what i was saying it's basically like the first queer eye okay what's he mad about he's i think he's saying it's like a backwards story that like reinforces stereotypes called grumpy and dumpy and doofy and whatever fucking I think that's the point sleepy and dopey

like dopey means dumb yeah you're already a fucking midget and now you dumb too your name is dummy you don't think they come in dumb huh you don't think they come in dumb

I'm saying they don't get that many roles make them a little smarter don't make them dopey no more make them average intelligence it's a fictional story yeah this is a cartoon you're lucky we haven't let you do it

but then why are you making the woman all progressive say what why are you making the woman all progressive why Say what? Why are you making the women all progressive? That's just unbelievable to me. What is she? Yeah, when are the women progressive? What is she? Who? What is she different? Why is she progressive?

They always do that. Belle in Beauty and the Beast is progressive this time. I'm not trying to be beholden to a man, all that shit. I'm sorry, Akash doesn't know what he's talking about. Do you know if it's progressive i don't know if they're changing snow white or what they're doing with her of course they're gonna dog so they're not making snow white latina or something like that well they're saying to avoid

reinforcing stereotypes from the original animated film we're taking a different approach with these seven characters you might be consulting with members of the dwarfism community oh that's a so that's what they're that's what they're saying and consulting them about what that sounded bad they're gonna that's what they're that's what they're saying and consulting them about what that sounded bad they're gonna make sure that they're not reinforcing stereotypes i'm also assuming if you're a dwarf what stereotypes do we have about dwarves besides they live in trees bro i don't believe that they live in trees they would be more comfortable there certainly they would be they'd be more comfortable in a cave and they'd be more comfortable in any space

that has low ceilings they'd be more comfortable in new cave. They'd be more comfortable in any space that has low ceilings. They'd be more comfortable in New York City apartments. No one ever talks about that. Imagine living in a fucking studio apartment in New York. It's like a goddamn mansion. Why don't we talk about that? About that privilege, right? About how you got double floor ceilings every single time you hop out of bed. Doink.

You know, why don't we talk about that ever? Nobody ever talks about that. There are privileges as well. The thing about, if you're a dwarf living in America, you got made fun of your whole life. Someone's like, oh, what's up, dopey?

And you're like, yo, I'm not dopey. They go, hi, ho. And you're like, really? We're doing this still? Yo, you references Matt Olsen. Oh, no, these references suck. That's 1937.

That's his son, Scott. That's Snow White. He just watched a movie five years ago. Get some modern references. That's Snow White, bro. You're embarrassing the podcast, dude. You've never seen Snow White that's Snow White right get some modern reference Snow White what the fuck you've never seen Snow White in your whole life

have you seen that shit old ass no I ain't seen Snow White it's the classic they gotta have Cosby play the motherfucker that kissed that girl

that's what they gotta do you wanna really flip it up where were the dwarves then she was just getting kissed have a black prince finally it's just Prince

so by the way the new Snow White is Latina. It is Latina. Half Latina, half Colombian, half Polish. Half Colombian,

half Polish. Oh, that's West Side Story? She was in it, yeah. Yeah. You ain't seen that shit. Stop it. I saw her in it. If he has a problem

with dwarfs, just use leprechauns. Yeah. That's added to it, bro. Yeah. Just switch that show. Yo, son. Thank you, man. Yo, yeah that's added to it bro yeah just switch that show real talk yo son

thank you yo Dwarf's talking all this shit Leprechaun's right over here getting no representation exactly real talk

Leprechaun's about to step up and take that shit from the Dwarfs let's go I had enough let's go I had enough he's about to

cause some jobs Leprechaun's been in the cut waiting pacefully. Pacefully. Pacefully. Just on their fucking... They playing the fucking... What are they doing, bro?

What the hell was that, Al? Don't leprechauns play the flute? No, that's Robin Hood, bro. That's Peter Pan. That's an Asian, bro. That's Peter Pan. That's Peter Pan. It's a pan flute.

Shut up. Y'all don't know anything about instruments. It's an old ass... He's like... Yo. They all just play the flute, bro. Yo, they all play in the flute. Yo, they all play in the flute. Yo, they all play in the flute. Yo, they all play in the flute. Yo, they all play in pan flute. Shut up. Y'all don't know anything about instruments. He's an old ass. He's an old ass. They all just played a flute, bro.

Yo, they all played a flute. Yo, so you know mad stereotypes about dwarves. That's why they're so pissed. I don't know a single stereotype about a dwarf. I know that they're small. I know that they move fast. They scurry. I know that they can put on a backpack faster than you can blink your eye.

That's true. Okay? These are true things. I know I've seen them go upstairs once. Good wrestlers. Say again? Good wrestlers. They absolutely are good wrestlers. Real talk, have Hasbulla play all them little dwarves, dog. That would be fire.

Now, if it's seven wrestlers who happen to be living together as they try to go pro in midget MMA, triple MMA, that's fire. That's when you spin. That's kind of cool. MMA. There you go.

I like this. Actually, I can't wait to see this movie. But this is a weird thing about progressivism because they tried to. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

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Go, make your little nuanced ass point. This guy's a piece of shit. You're a bad person. You know that? You're a bad person. You're a mean white guy. He's a mean white guy, bro. He's a mean white guy. This is why I don't like

White people anymore Go go go I thought you could Slip that past the goalie I thought you could Slip that past the goalie Bro Come on

I'm out here like The Czech dude With the helmet What's his name What the fuck It's from old Thank god Like an idiot

I'm out I'm out bro What's it called He was talking about Dan's revolution or something No no It's the old He plays for the Czech team.

No, no. He got the helmet. He got 10. What the fuck are you talking about, dude? Five, four, three, two, one. Sar? Sar? Sar?

Sar. Bro, you got five seconds to save the bomb, bro. Fuck. You gotta defuse the bomb, bro. You gotta defuse it. What is his name? You are not the Hurt Logger. Stop it. You know what I'm fucking, bro. You gotta defuse it. What is his name? You are not the Hurt Logger. Stop it.

You know who I'm fucking talking about. Peter Cech. You know who I'm fucking talking about. It's Peter Cech, played for Chelsea. You just leave it to me. Yeah. Peter Cech.

You burned your brain. Cech, I was right. I said Cech. I said Cech. Cech, dude with the helmet. Yeah. Hater. He's from Czech Republic.

You're a hater. How'd you not know his name? And his last name Cech? Everyone's name Cech. I got the double up. I got the double up. How did you not know his name? And his last name Chak? Everyone's name Chak. I got the double up. I got the double up. Haters? You know what I mean?

You just had to guess a five-letter word. Peter. Fuck. All right, go. Sons of bitches. So where did you notice? Go. It's a little think piece.

They tried to ban midget. They tried to ban. Bring your little think piece on. Well, what if? They tried to ban dwarf tossing in the U.S. Dwarf? Tossing, like when you throw a dwarf at a target. They used to do that down the block from my apartment.

Growing up, my dad didn't want to move into the neighborhood for that reason. They would have dwarves dress up in Velcro, and then you could drink, and then you could throw them against a Velcro wall. And you were just a kid. You were just a kid at the time. I was just a kid at the time. So they were afraid you were gonna get sucked up my dad didn't want me part of that yeah you could they would be like look at this

little dwarf over here like i'm just eight but here's the thing about lifting a dwarf they're like fucking kettlebells dude like they look small but they're dense they're dense and you can't really toss them they're like iron they're like iron dude very dense they're fucking dense and like that's the thing about them like you you throw them against a wall. You can't throw them against drywall. Unless you go straight through a fucking drywall. 100%, dude. 100%. You can't play around with these people. They also can't play Dance Dance Revolution at all. They can use their

hands. They can use their hands and feet. You let them use their hands and feet. They go in all fours and you let them play. That's not regulation. Don't Dance Revolution. That's actually Twister. That's what they do. Yeah, you That's actually Twister. Let them go Twister. They tried to ban it and then a bunch of people from the Dwarf Association were like

you can't ban it because this is my job. Why are you trying to take me out of work? That's what Dinklage is doing. He's banning other dwarfs. He's taking money out of dwarfs' pockets. You could argue. You could argue. I'm arguing

can I ask you this serious question do they have money in their pockets no I was going or is it at the end of a rainbow oh I like that

hey that was good that was good that was good damn it dude Al I thought you were gonna fucking come with me on the leprechaun thing

that's right I was fine he stole the he took your legs out see were the legs gone or were they just a little bit short Are we bad people Yeah no

I don't think we're bad people for this We should donate Donate to whom The dwarf association that they talked about in the article No you should just donate to dwarves Yo who hates dwarves bro That's a cruel person Yeah like no one hates dwarves but they don't a cruel person Yeah like No one hates dwarves

But they don't get these jokes Just like everybody else Yeah You don't think that They make jokes about us What would they say about you He's like These tall people

With big dicks Yeah Motherfuckers These dumb motherfuckers Stepping in shit Not seeing it From a mile away Like

Falling over Low Weak ass center of gravity High ass center of gravity Fucking high-ass center of gravity. They fucking mound at the other horizon. Bro, that's messed up. Yo, what do they do when it's, like, big snowstorms like this? It's like the wall.

It's like, son, son, son. It's like northern the wall. They snowed in, son. They snowed in. It is what it is, bro. Yo, you guys are fucked up. It is what it is, bro. Y'all fucked up.

Yeah, you guys are fucked up. You're one to talk. I can't believe you're making fun of dwarves right now. Why not? Because you always wear their pants. And that's very rude of you. There's a dwarf right now with no pants on. I don't get hot pants any too.

It's not just me. I don't get hot pants any too. They high. They too! They high! They high! They high bro! They almost coming up behind the socks I'm just a little higher I'm just a little higher today Why'd you rob a dwarf today? There's a dwarf in midtown with no pants on

If you wanted 90's reference, those would be the pants you've had since the 90's Nope No, no, no And it was pretty good It was pretty good it was pretty good but you stumbled out the gate but the idea

was pretty good alright I wasn't gonna give them momentum I was waiting to see if they were and they let you fucking

I wanted to I was like it took too long okay are we in conclusion anything else from this story no I think we've solved it

I think we solved solved it i think we solved it yeah i think that was actually pretty good you know we are advocates for dwarfism in the dwarfism community yes and we take that role on i willingly take that role on yeah did we say anything offensive though i don't think so we'll find out i don't think that we would we wouldn't say anything to their face. Okay. Guys, stop. Please. Come on. There's maybe a dwarf listening. We can get Dinklage on the podcast. We got a chair for him right here.

What if there's a dwarf listening right now, and this is the only place they feel safe, and the only place they feel like they're friends? That's why you should feel safe. You lay these jokes just like everybody else. Finally, he feels represented. Not a bunch of people being fake polite to him. Yeah. Because they're worried about his feelings all day long.

Okay? Like he hasn't heard these fucking jokes before. And he's an amazing actor. Who is? Dinkwich. He is literally season two Game of Thrones. The best. Is the greatest acting on any season of a show

of any character in history. I've said that on this podcast. I'm not saying this just right now. I believe that. Yeah, he's incredible. Yeah. So he can get these jokes. He can get these jokes.

Yeah. Hey, we make fun of every celebrity. You're no different. You're a celebrity. And you should walk like that. Yeah, he's incredible. Yeah. So he can get these jokes. He can get these jokes. Yeah. Hey, we make fun of every celebrity. You're no different. You're a celebrity. And you should walk like that. Get made fun of like that. You know what I mean? Walk tall.

Walk tall, people. Yeah. Yeah. We're good guys. We're good guys. We're good guys. We're the best guys. We treat everybody the same.

Yeah. That's what it's all about. It just so happens that we're pieces of shit. If we were good people, we'd treat everybody the same. That's what it's all about. It just so happens that we're pieces of shit. If we were good people, we'd treat everybody good. That's pure happenstance. That is pure happenstance. That we all found one another. Maybe we need a midget.

We gotta get one. How do we buy them? Thank you guys so much for tuning in. This is war, too. This episode of Flavor 2. Guys, we love you. We appreciate you. And we'll see you on Patrione Friday.

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