Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Room To Land

Episode Date: April 30, 2019

This week Andrew, Akaash, and Kaz address the podcast name change, playoff Kyrie, NFL draft, Alexx & Andrew's weekend in Austin, Kaz running a slow 40 in his combine, Harden being a 3-peat disappointment, crying because of Marvel's Endgame and more. INDULGE!!

What's up everybody welcome to Andrew Schultz's flagrant to no easy buckets I am Andrew Schultz's Akash Singh I am Andrew Schultz's real-life cast I'm Andrew Schultz's Alex Media and I'm Andrew Schultz's Andrew Schultz and uh you know we're just we're just here uh you know on Andrew Schultz's uh platform ready to you to spit some hot takes. Akash, do you have any hot takes about the... Yeah, you know, Andrew Schultz's Akash Singh has some hot takes. Thanks for clarifying. Permission to speak. Permission to speak.

Permission granted. Andrew Schultz's Real Life Kaz also has some hot takes to put out today. Thank you. That's all. Thank you for granting me the permission to speak. Andrew Schultz is Alex Media how was

how was your weekend was everything good Andrew Schultz is Alex Media had a great weekend with Andrew Schultz you know what's funny is it kind of was

Andrew Schultz's weekend that you were on well Andrew Schultz is Andrew Schultz had an amazing weekend with Andrew Schultz is Alex Media

so I'm just so glad that we can all be on the same page, man. What an amazing weekend of content, right? Amazing. Did you see Andrew Schultz's The Avengers? What was better, that or Andrew Schultz's Game of Thrones? Andrew Schultz's Game of Thrones comes pretty close, man. Andrew Schultz's Avengers Endgame? Andrew Schultz's Game of Thrones comes pretty close, but Andrew Schultz's Avengers Endgame. Andrew Schultz's Endgame was way better. Way better.

Absolutely. Come on. I would almost say that Game of Thrones was so bad, it wasn't even Andrew Schultz's. No. Oh, God. Okay. We could do this the whole episode, but we got so much shit to cover. I want to quickly acknowledge, or we want to quickly acknowledge the name change.

No, Andrew Schultz wants to quickly acknowledge the name change. It's on the right on Andrew Schultz's flavor, too. Okay. So, basically what happens is this. I'll tell you very quickly what's going on. You couldn't search for our podcast via our names at all. quickly what's going on you couldn't search for our podcast via uh our names at all so if you typed in our names on any podcast at the itunes podcast app they didn't come up which was a huge problem especially since a lot of people have been searching uh my name recently on youtube

with certain videos going viral etc and we wanted to capitalize on that so we had a discussion together okay the discussion was called the andrew schultz's discussion we met we met at andrew schultz's um presented by andrew schultz and uh and and we had a discussion and then the idea was this was we put uh oh basically what what goes on is this. When Loudspeakers, the company that presents this, I guess this is Andrew Schultz's Loudspeakers presents Andrew Schultz's Flavor 2. They have an iTunes account and their name is locked to the iTunes account. And I figured this out when I tried to search for Charlemagne's name on iTunes and Brilliant Idiots didn't even come up. Then I searched my name on iTunes and Flavorant 2 or Brilliant Idiots didn't come up.

And I was like, okay, this is quite peculiar and horrible business. So the iTunes account is already locked. The iTunes account cannot be changed. A bunch of podcasts come from this iTunes account. So the only way you can make your podcast searchable is either putting your name in every episode, which seemed a lot. I think we have really clever episode titles. Or putting the names in

the title of the podcast. And since currently I have the most searchable name, which is Andrew Schultz. If you guys didn't know. Andrew Schultz presents Bing. which is Andrew Schultz. If you guys didn't know.

Andrew Schultz presents Bing. We thought that the best way to bring new eyes and new ears to the podcast was to put it in there. I may be a tyrant, but this was not a tyrannical act. No, it was not. Yeah, and shout out to everybody in the Discord who was adding me all week like, how are you guys going to let him change it up? I'm like, guys, even if you just plain common sense, you look at Andrew's YouTube pages, you see the stand-up comedy stuff doing millions of views, and then the Flagrant 2 stuff doing okay views but not millions of views.

I mean, hey, we all looked at each other and was like like it would be nice to do a million views on flicker too it'd be nice as we really was like we should have done this earlier we should have got the rogan bump we the only motherfuckers at the rogan bump we were the only people that didn't benefit from the rogan bump out of all of your like us and andrew schultz's charlamagne are the only people that didn't benefit from the rogan bump i mean it was it was something that we all discussed it wasn't something that we all just woke up to while we were looking at the podcast. And it was uncomfortable for me, to be honest with you. I know it was. When I sat down with you guys, it was.

Because initially, the first thing we said was like, initially, we both thought, yeah, it's cool, but you're going to look kind of crazy. You're going to look like you're kind of sucking your own dick a little bit. Right. Which you are. Yeah. Let me tell you something. Andrew Schultz can suck Andrew Schultz's dick.

In all seriousness. I mean, I've worked on internet and done blogs and websites for a while. Like, SEO is, like, extremely important. So, like, if we're getting most of our traffic from iTunes and, like, you can't just Google Flickr and two or Akash or any of us and it don't pop up. That's an issue. So, I mean, it was either do that and still do okay or make the change and see what gets bigger. And try to capitalize and push.

And it was a conversation, obviously, we all had. And usually I don't like to address these types of things because you can't address everything you hear. But it was important. I don't care if an opinion is taken a certain way on a podcast. I do mind if intent is taken away. And that's what bothered me. I thought that there was

a confusion about intent. Welcome, Andrew Schultz's Ed in his back here. Thank you. Did you bring Andrew Schultz's coffee? No, he brought Andrew Schultz's Akash Singh. He brought Andrew Schultz's Ed, and he's back here. And thank you. Did you bring Andrew Schultz's coffee? No, he brought Andrew Schultz's Akash Singh. He brought Andrew Schultz's Gregory's coffee. So the intent was very important for me to address.

And obviously Kaz and Akash and Alex and Ed didn't understand where I'm coming from. He was the last person to sign off on the photo, actually. Andrew sent it to me, and I was like, whatever. And then he was like, I don't know. I'm coming from. He was the last person to sign off on the photo, actually. He sent it to me and I was like, whatever. And then he was like, I don't know. I'm not sold yet. I wasn't because I wanted to be, yeah, I wanted to make sure that we could get the most out of this. Obviously, I'm having a moment right now.

And if anybody's known me for the extent of my career, I will make sure that the people around me succeed. That is 100% fact. I mean, Akash, I think you know that. Alex, you guys know that intimately. So the conversation we had was, listen, how do we capitalize on this? I want Flagrant to be the space.

I want it to be the home for everything I do. I want Weekly for all of us all to come here, and I'd like to bring everybody that's watching these clips around the world to this and have this be the epicenter of flagrancy. And from that, you grow, you use that equity, and then you start to do projects for people. I mean, we're helping out with Cause and Effect.

We're going to be doing Akash's new project or special at the end of the year. And it basically gives me the bandwidth to do what I really do like doing which is you know helping out my friends who i think are really talented so and the more this grows the better it is for all of us absolutely the rising tide you know raises all ships the flagrancy spreads yeah flagrancy spreads so there it is acknowledge enjoy uh you know the comments in the discord and you still need to go on it. Well, I'm going to rename it.

Well played. All right, let's get the show started, man. We've had a, oh my lord, by the way, this episode is brought to you by this episode. That's how important this is, that we had to acknowledge this before we pay bills, y'all. You see that? Anyway. Before we paid Andrew Schultz's bills. Yeah.

This episode. Oh, shit. All the bills could be Andrew Schultz's bills. You know what happened for a while, to be honest with you? That is true. I was paying the bills. Nobody had a problem with that. I was like, who raised this out? Oh, okay.

Who pays Alex? It andrew schultz's flavor too okay uh okay give okay listen guys if you've ever stopped at a railroad crossing right uh and the signals are flashing and you don't see the train or it looks like it's moving slow and you're thinking maybe you could get across the tracks before the train comes. Think about this. In 2018 alone, 270 people were killed at railroad crossings. 270 people.

Stop. Trains can't. Okay? You got to stop. Do not cross. If you hear that chugga-chugga-chugga, it's coming for you. You're not going to make it. You don't have. Do not cross. If you hear that chugga chugga chugga, it's coming for you. You're not going to make it. You don't have that NFL 40 time.

You got Kaz's 40 time. Kaz went to 6-0. We want to talk about this. We got witnesses here so they can fucking tell you what happened. We are going to talk about this. This is about train safety, for God's sake. Train safety. I'm just saying, we have to be careful.

We have to make sure that we are not messing up and we are being safe when these trains are coming through, man. It's a big deal. Nobody wants to talk about it, but we're going to talk about it. All right? Do not cross if you hear that train, see that train, or even see the thing close. It's there for your safety. And I know you think you're young and spry and you've got your fast switch muscles. That's what Kaz thought, too.

Okay? Do you want to know what the Kazan effect was this week? Old age. That was the Kazan effect this week. Finish the ad, all right? Because I've got things to talk about. This is – I've got a lot to get off my chest. Anyway, this has been brought to you by the NHTSA,

and they want you to be out there and be careful and make sure that you don't get run over by a train. So just trust them, and things will... Look, it is a disaster when that happens. Yeah, of course. An absolute disaster. And as we segue to another disaster, which is your combine, why don't you break down.

All right, let's break it down. Exactly what happened. All right, so last week Nike invited myself and a few other media members from wherever, like from ESPN, Bleach Report, or whatever, to do a truncated version of the rookie combine. Love it. They had a 20-yard dash, which- That you did in six seconds? No.

So this is the thing. They double the time. They double the time when you do it, right? Bro, what are you, Hodor? They had a three-cone shuttle drill, they had a vertical jump, and they had an L shuttle drill, right? So let me show you how this shit is set up. And I think Edwin has the actual- Doubling the time is not fair. Video. That's not fair because it takes you this shit is set up. And I think Adam has the actual video.

Doubling the time is not fair. That's not fair because it takes you a while to start up. Exactly. So one. The last 20 is definitely faster than the first one. Way faster. Thank you, Alcash. They basically just gave you your slowest time and then doubled it.

If it makes you feel any better, it's not your 40 times. It's Andrew Schultz's. Yeah, yeah. That's a good point. That's it. All right. So this is the numbers, right? Why did you?

The vertical is not bad. It wasn't a running start. You know that's a higher vertical. That's it. All right, so this is the numbers, right? 7.9. The vertical's not bad. It wasn't a running start. You know that's a higher vertical than Jon Jones? Really? Jon Jones is like a 22-inch vertical. Oh, yeah. That was my vertical just straight up without running and jumping. The short shuttle was all right.

The short shuttle was good. The three-cone draw I stumbled on, I think, right? So flat feet, bro. With the flat feet, right. So the 40 was this, right? So mind you, before I'm doing my 40, like Debo Samuel, Damakensu, like all these like guys, like either first round, about to be first round picks or like all pro guys, watch me run.

And Damakensu is looking at me like, oh, yo, you can move. Like, yo, this is how you do it. So he's like teaching me how to like, this will all be on Revolt this week, by the way. So like, he's like teaching me how to like this this will all be on on revolt this week by the way So like he's like teaching me how to like run a proper 40 40 right? Yeah Yeah, so I do it and mind you The 40 like if you ever been in the Nike gym, right? Yeah, they put a turf on the basketball court Okay, there was maybe two feet of like hardwood floor and then just wall right? So you have to slow down or else you're gonna smack right into the wall and if you guys saw that right video that went viral there darren revel

like running his 40 this week yeah it looked shitty like that yeah so not mind you there's a 20 yard dash that was doubled twice and i had to slow down to avoid crashing so your real time was like a three nine no was it. Was it? I don't remember. You didn't want to know 3.9? First off, I've ran 40s before. What's your fastest 40? The fastest 40 I ever ran

was a 4.8. That's pretty fucking good. Which isn't bad. Yeah. Pretty fucking good. And I've done it for Nike Football Society too. So here's the actual video.

It's 40 yards. 40 yards, yeah. What are you? I'm trying to think what I could run that in. All right, so let me- Second a yard. That was the slowest of the three for sure. Can we play the video? One second a yard?

No, 10 yards a second. 10 yards a second, yeah, yeah, yeah. 10 yards in one second. 4.19 is the fastest I think I've ever heard of. So in this video, they have like a tracker. For 40 yard dash. Yeah. They have a tracker of John Ross's 40, so it compares you to his 40.

It was like a 4.2 or something like that, right? You ever heard the Dion story? Yeah, just give me- So mind you, first off- Less than that guy. All right, pause right here. Pause right here. This is you?

Yeah, this is me. They didn't have lotion? Fuck you. Your elbow looks like a volcano, bro. What the hell is going on? Your elbow looks like your foot, fam. Bro, that is going on? Your elbow looks like your foot, fam. Bro, that shit is crazy. It was early as fuck in the morning.

How do you know? Was it? Yeah, it was like 9.30 a.m. That's how you know them shits are hoes. All right, so play it, right? Did they just remove a horn? So they shoot it from mad angles to make it look like a 40, but it's really 20 yards. Okay.

And there's the wall right there. That's a lot of space. That's like 30 feet. That's a lot of space. No, you're wild. That's a lot of space. That's like 30 feet. That's a lot of space. No, you're wild. That's a lot of space. That's too much space. There's hardwood right there. I'm running in cleats. There's a lot of explanation for it. Look, man, it's a 20-yard day. Oh, that's the wall. That's the wall. Oh, we thought

the wall was on the other side. That's a window. Let's clarify. There's a window that happens a couple feet after the turf. Mind you, I've seen a good 10 people crash into that fence already. So I'm like, there's no way I'm going to be the 11th. So I stop here because there's a whole basketball court here. And I see people get there.

Cleet stuck in there, slamming the fence. So I'm like, fuck that. I'm not running my fastest. I'm going to slow down around like the 15, 20. And it turned into a six point. All right, let's watch him one more time and just look at your thing. Look at that. Look at that elbow.

Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Just piercing through the wind. Look at that. It's not bad. It takes you a little bit to start up, too. But I'm moving. And that's why it's more unfair that you got a 20-yard dash.

Thank you. Because you kind of. I'm like a fucking. You're lumbering. You're more lumbering. I don't have a quick start, but once I get going, I can move. Right. Yeah. It's not even long enough for us to make fun of. I really want it to be way longer, but it's just a second.

I'm trying to explain to people. I was like, yo, it's not- Do you have lotion in your hand, Alex? Can you pass me that lotion? Thanks. That's a good catch. That's a good catch. That's a good catch.

That's a good catch. It was a really good throw. It was a throw. It was a throw, though. That was a good catch. That was a good catch. He overhand caught that. Take out that bow bro. Take out that elbow. I'm sure it's cut a hole through the elbow part by now. Look at that. Whoa. It's fucking dragon scale. What is it called? No, not dragon glass. First of all, I don't even have ashy today, bro. That looked ashy What is it called? Dragon glass. No, not dragon glass. Shit. First of all, they don't even have ashy today, bro.

That looked ashy. This ain't that ashy. Yeah, that's pretty ashy, bro. That's not that ashy, bro. That's breaking up, bro. You don't know ashy. I see waves. You don't know.

Yo, your elbow got waves. You don't know how to work, bro. Yeah, you're right about that. I just flake out. Who's that right there? That's John Ross. He ran the fastest forward. Oh. That's the Deion? That's John Ross. He ran the fastest 40. Oh.

Just in the Dion story. Okay, yeah. He stretches a little bit. Comes to the combine, stretches a little bit, runs like a warm-up lap, then runs his 40, and then doesn't stop running, just runs out of the tunnel, and then doesn't participate in any more drills. Hilarious. Because he doesn't know that this is going to be that fast.

I thought that the Dion story I heard was he showed up, and then they go, do you want to run the 40? And he goes, who has the fastest time? And then he goes, give me a tenth of a second lower than him. I heard that he ran the 40 and that's it. Like just ran the 40, didn't stop running, kept going out of the tunnel and then left. It is a different thing. Like raw speed is a different thing because, and we had this I forget maybe it was on Brilliant Eighties but like everybody

has run before. Yeah. So when you're the fastest runner. It's insane. You're literally the fastest person. We don't know who the best basketball player is. We know who the best person who's ever had the opportunity to play basketball. Everybody runs. Everybody has run. Every man, every woman.

Unequivocally, Usain Bolt is the fastest human on the planet. That is fucking cool, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's really cool. It's kind of like how I feel about- Say what? He practices.

What I'm saying is that running is so, I think ubiquitous is the term, that if you have intense speed, someone will find you, no matter where you are in the world. You could be in some Siberian village, and they'll be like, oh shit, he's pretty fast. You'll enter some tournament, and eventually they'll be like, oh, this guy's fast, let's train him. You don't miss out on the best runner. They find seven-foot Africans all the time.

Is running the first sport? Hell yeah. Running or fighting, right? Well, you ran to the fight. Or away. For sure. Yeah, and humans were probably running away from a lot of shit. Facts. True, yeah. I mean, those were the humans that stayed alive.

That's probably the first thing we learned how to do. Like, there was dinosaurs running around and shit. It was like, I don't know if there was dinosaurs. How about with the Christian calendar? I don't know about that shit, but yeah, no, like it's, she looks terrible. Yeah. You got a little squat going on, but the end is strong. It's a little side to side, but also your strides are mad long.

Yeah. I got long legs, bro. Yeah. You good. The end is strong. Yeah. All right. Well, anyway, we just wanted to make sure that we addressed your trash ass running.

We had a- But look at the assessment though. In line with many pro athletes work on maintaining speed and tighter turns yeah they gotta be comparing you guys other Bleacher Report dude the whole time and I was like in the top three I'm like yeah I'm killing them looking around I'm like what kind of that's the question there was like some legit athletes in there though like know that they're comparing you with oh I'm a big dude bro i stood next to dominican too i was like oh shit like you're kind of he's like yeah you big boy

like the same same size that's a big motherfucker for the nfl you didn't think that he was he was bigger than you you didn't think that he was like i thought he'd be bigger than me like but he wasn't that much bigger ah like really he was a little bit more cut but like we're same height and like size and shit how much do you like a picture of my arm 240 245 ah but how much is is sue sue 60 i don't know maybe oh no 260 i mean he's considerably bigger but yeah i know what you mean but he's not he didn't like i thought he'd be yeah he thought he'd dwarf you yeah yeah it's not crazy he's just wider than you yeah he's like that like you could see a lot pause you can see like through

his shirt I might not as motherfuckers like cut up yeah like I don't I don't look like that he also you flex in and he just he's a very neat pose he's that little relax flexing he that's that's a flex right there hey bro you don't gotta be jelly man I'm really don't gotta be right now well this guy's a flex right there Hey bro You don't gotta be jelly man I'm a little jelly You really don't gotta be jelly Right now bro This guy's a professional What is he a lineman right? D lineman?

Defensive lineman Yeah defensive lineman And right? One of the best to ever do it Without like you know The whole stepping on people shit That motherfucker loves He loves

He ain't one of the best To ever do it He good He was real good for a few years He was a couple He won a couple all pro He went to a couple pro bowls No? people. He ain't one of the best to ever do it. He good. He was real good for a few years. He was a couple. He won a couple All-Pro. He went to a couple Pro Bowls, no? Yeah.

He went to a Super Bowl. Pro Bowls ain't the best to ever do it. He went to a Super Bowl. He was a top three pick. John Wall, one of the best to ever do it. Yeah. All right. He's like John Wall level.

Yeah, hey, man. He's John Wall level. He's good as fuck. He's good as fuck. All right. All right. I'm about to get kind of a carry away. I just felt like as a sports person, I couldn't let you get away with it. Yeah. But he's a beast. He's good as fuck. All right, all right. I'm not a guy who can't ever carry a weight. I just felt like as a sports person,

I couldn't let you get away with it. Yeah. But he's a beast. He's a beast. I've been hearing about Sue since like college for like over a decade now. Fucking monster in college.

When you just think defensive ends, there was like five or six people you think of and he's one of them. Okay. How do you spell his name? Don't look at it. Oh, fuck.

I know how to spell it. Go. N-D-U-M-O-N-K-O-N-G-S-U-H. Stop looking, son. I was going to have a spell off. Oh, fuck. Okay. Oh, that's close.

Go. I think it's N-D-A. Yep. N-D-A-M-A-N. You got a pen and paper. That don't count. No, no, no. Don't look.

No, I'm not looking. I'm not going to write. You can spell it. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't want yeah No I don't want to I don't want to write N-D-A-M-A-N-K Wrong you fucking fake ass Indian

Can't spell shit I'm closest I missed the Yeah that's It's Yeah yeah Damakung I'll spell it

You want me to spell it No We've fucking been at it Ready Here it is I got you Alright A-N-D-R-E-W

S-C-H-U-L-Z Apostrophe S And Dominic too Motherfucker Alright man Outside of obviously Avengers Endgame We're not talking about it Game of Thrones

We're not talking about it Y'all can tap into Western Bros For all that good shit I also haven't seen Endgame I wanna talk about it I don't know how you went This I want to talk about it. Yeah, I don't know how you went this whole weekend

without seeing it. You got to see it, man. It's fucking fantastic. It's really good. We're not going to ruin any of it, but we've had a pretty amazing weekend of content.

It's been amazing. Oh, it's been so good. From the draft? Even the draft is interesting. The NFL draft is never interesting.

The draft is interesting. Let's get into some basketball. I want to talk about the, we're seeing playoff Kyrie and playoff Kawhi. And playoff James Harden. Playoff Kyrie. What's up? And playoff KD.

And playoff KD and playoff James Harden. And I think this is very interesting to start about because playoff Kyrie is and regular season Kyrie is the inverse of playoff James Harden and regular season James Harden so playoff Kyrie is locked in hungry getting at it pull them out in the fourth because the game's already over. Playoff James Harden is... It's like Kaz is 40. Pathetic. Yeah. Do we want to talk about Kyrie first or Harden first?

I love how y'all just breezed through Kyrie. Y'all just gave him all these attributes, right? But all year, all you were saying is... He deserved it all year. I'm still not sold. This is a team that already made it to the conference finals last year, all you were saying is... He deserved it all year. All you were saying is you don't want him to leave your team. I'm still not sold. How are you still not sold? This is a team that already made it to the conference finals last year,

and the only reason they didn't go to the finals is because LeBron in Game 7. Okay. Only reason. So we're acting like he's carrying the fucking team. I picked them to beat Milwaukee on Wednesday. He's not carrying the team, but this is the thing. He's not carrying them, but he is doing exceptionally – he's playing exceptionally well. And I'll always be objective when it comes to players.

I don't think that any of my criticisms about Kyrie have had to do with his play outside of defense. All of my criticisms of Kyrie have had to do with him as a teammate. There's no question whether he could get buckets. I don't think there's anybody in the league that can stop him, and I think he's one of the most fierce scorers in the history of the game. I agree with all that. It's incredibly clear he's locked in, one. And two, this is a thing that is incredibly clear,

that Jason Tatum is being the beta. And the issues earlier this season was Jason was not about to give up that alpha. And Jason Tatum has tucked his fucking tail between his legs and decided to take it in his ass for the entire playoffs by big daddy Kyrie Irving. I don't even know where Jason was. I was watching this game like, does he play on the team anymore? I don't think he's tucking his tail in.

I just think like Kyrie is so locked in. He's just a force now. So it's like you're either going to get on that boat or you're going to get ran over. I think we're saying the same thing. Gordon Hayward's starting to play well. He played well these last two games. I was watching. It's shell of himself. He's played well.

Jalen Brown's played well, but Tatum's just like been a ghost. I think we're saying the same thing. I think we agree, right? I'm saying, what I'm saying is with Kyrie, this series right here, especially the way they line up, is tailor-made for Kyrie to go off. I'm the only one who picked them.

Y'all picked Milwaukee, both of y'all. And I'm not directing that at him as much as I am you. I never said Kyrie's bad. I said I don't like his attitude. He's injury-prone. He's not great at defense. He's ridiculous offensively. He does have a killer instinct.

I would still rather have Dame for all the reasons I listed. I think Dame ain't great at defense, but he's better. Kyrie got a chip, man. Who is Dame's best player ever? Is it CJ McCollum that he's played with? I guess so, yeah. Is it LaMarcus Aldridge who the game passed by? I understand what you're saying.

He ain't had no greatest ever, top two ever. I understand what you're saying, but we're talking about just killer instinct between those. So I'm not talking about who's had a better team or who's been in better situations. Kyrie has had those moments too, but at the finals. Kyrie's had them too, and he's had really big moments. Sure, sure, sure. I don't think Akash is knocking Kyrie as much as he's saying that he's uplifting Dame,

and he's saying that there are certain things that are concerns about Kyrie, which are personality stuff, which I think we can all agree with. I think that's where we're all agreeing on. I've never seen him as bad. Okay. It's definitely personality stuff. He is really good. This is what happens a lot, I think, with where we're all agreeing on. I've never seen him as bad. Okay. Yeah. It's definitely personality. He is really good. This is what happens a lot, I think, with players, right?

It's like the second you lift another player up, right, the assumption is you're bringing the comparison player down. No. This is how truly good we think Dame Lillard is. Right. We are lifting him past Kyrie. Kyrie hasn't gone anywhere. Kyrie's still sitting in that 9 range

out of 10 or whatever you mark him. We're just going, hey, Dame is 9.1. And the reason I still stand by I wouldn't give him a max deal is because of attitude and injury prone. And injury's huge with max deal. And I'm a guy that, my personal philosophies, I'm not giving out a lot of max deals. There's maybe

10 of those in the league that I'm like, oh, he's worth it. Well, you're going to have to. Sure, you might have to. I would rather not. That's a great point. That's a great point. Because I feel like I'm a max player. It don't matter what you think is the GM.

Somebody will pay. I would rather not be that team. But furthermore, it's you need to sign someone. And there are 10 teams that need guys and six guys that are out there. Yeah. That's fair. And when that market presents itself like that, all six are getting max, right? Yeah.

In an ideal situation, let's say. In a vacuum, I don't think Kyrie's a max player. If you're that GM that doesn't give Kyrie a max, one of those teams that already has a max player is going to be like, all right, we'll give you the max. Exactly. You come, we think you're a max player. Exactly. You don't got to be like, I think max players are on different tiers where it's like, you

could be a max player and be the man like LeBron is, or you could be a max player like Jimmy Butler. Like, you could be the man, but you'd be much better as alongside another max player. It's no different than the real estate market, you know? A one bedroom in New York is four grand. Yeah. A mansion in Alabama is $4,000. $4,000 also.

But sometimes the market presents itself in a way where you're going to get a little bit less for the same amount of money. So the thing is, I know you're operating in a vacuum, right? But it doesn't matter if you hesitate because someone else will be there. Here's my other counterpoint. Yeah, go. I think if you give him a max and you got another guy that deserves a max

that's your fucking dog, I think those two are going to butt heads. And I think a guy that might be a little more compliant, which I think Dame would be, and again,

not knocking Kyrie, my point is really we've underrated Dame. And I said this to Andrew when I watched the All-Star game, I saw Dame taking those logo threes. And I was like, why do we not talk about this? He's so fucking good. And I think Kaz pointed out why we don't.

We don't care about the late-night games, especially in Portland. The late-night games. There's the East Coast bias. And when you do watch those late-night games, either the Clippers, either the Lakers or the Warriors are getting those national props. And there's way more interesting storylines on the West Coast than the Trailblazers. It's the Lakers, it's Hollywood, it's the Warriors. Or the Golden State Warriors or the Rockets.

There's a lot more going on there. But in this offseason, and you're not going to have that situation. What you will have the situation this offseason is Kemba and Kyrie. And I think that's a perfect example of what you're talking with, is Kemba's going to be more compliant because we've seen him be compliant in Charlotte. Kyrie will not. And as a team, Kaz, you've got to make the decision, right? Because of performances like he showed in the postseason, though.

Sure, sure, sure. It's like, yeah, if you're Kyrie Irving. But you've got to make a decision as a GM, right? You've got to go, okay, I have – let's say you're the Knicks. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you're the Knicks. And let's say KD comes. This is all hypotheticals, right? You're say you're the Knicks. Let's say, hypothetically speaking, you're the Knicks. And let's say KD comes. This is all hypotheticals, right? You're a GM of the Knicks.

Now, you want KD to be the man because he's been waiting to be the man. Yeah. Do you want a guy who's going to do some, I don't want to spoil Avengers, but do you want a guy who's going to, I think you know the scene I'm talking about at the end. We're not going to talk about it,

but do you want a guy who's going to question who the captain of the not going to talk about But do you want a guy who's going to question Who the captain of the ship is Or do you want a guy who's going to go Hey I'm first mate We all know who the captain is And those of us who have seen Avengers Know what I'm talking about Not ruined anything

Pippin ability Jordan mentality Pippin is a fucking great player But I want my Pippin to have a Pippin mentality One of the greatest things about Pippen is the lack of ego. Yeah. I'll play defense. I'll do whatever. I'll do whatever it takes. So here's my question for you, Taz. Here's my question. You're Knicks GM. Yeah.

You have the opportunity to sign KD and Kyrie or KD and Kemba. What decision do you take? KD and Kyrie and I don't blink about it. Give me an example. I take Kyrie and KD because I feel like the reason why Kyrie acts the way he does is because he looks at everybody on Boston Celtics, and he knows nobody's better than him.

There's no way he could look KD in the eye and be like, you're better than me. He did it to LeBron. He did it to LeBron. He can do it to KD. He learned from LeBron. That's the risk you're taking. Maybe he did.

I think he's learned. I think he's learned his lesson. I think the one player on earth that he can't look at, I think he thinks he's better than Steph. I think he thinks he's better than Dame. I think he thinks he's better

than Kemba. I think he's better than Harden. Any of these guys. I think Kevin Durant and maybe to a, I hate to do the big brother thing, but for the fact that they were teammates, maybe LeBron James.

KD and LeBron are the only two people he can't look dead in the eye and be like, I'm better than you. Okay. Because he's not. Can I make one thing? So your knock on

Kyrie was his attitude throughout the regular season. You guys have been watching the playoff Kyrie though. He's been up more than just about any teammate congratulating everybody. He's been super positive. So it's like

playoff, when it counts, you want that player on your team. I want to ask you, Akash. I want to ask you real quick. You're a GM. Yeah. You have to put KD with Kemba or Kyrie. I think I would do Kemba because of durability.

And I think the ego thing, even if I can concede your, maybe he would little brother to KD, I'd be uneasy about it but I'm like alright he's definitively more skilled than Kemba but Kemba

I don't have nearly as many questions about him being available for all 82 is there a question is there a question if you're a GM and you are sensitive

to what KD has gone through which is he's had point guards on his teams that have outshined him and have gotten

their way over his way. Do you want to put him in yet another environment with a point guard who is going to want their way? Absolutely. You say yes. Absolutely. I'm uneasy about it. And again, with durability, I'd say no. I'm not about to roll the dice on KD the solo act.

He's never in his career not had an all-world point guard by his side. If there's any time KD has seemed ready to be a solo act in attitude and game, it's right now. Yeah. And my thing with Kemba, real quick with Kemba, the thing about, I don't think we've ever seen Kemba play with anybody good. No, we never have. Imagine what happens. They've been begging to get Kemba play with anybody good. No, we never have. Imagine what happens. They've been begging to get Kemba some help for the past five years. Let's think about what Kemba does when he's number one option and you know the double team's coming.

Imagine what he's going to do when KD is soaking up that whole half of the court. Yeah. Right? Like the whole half is centered around KD. One quick swing over, Kemba becomes spot-up shooter, which is knockdown. He's knockdown off the dribble, so spot-up, forget it. And he has ISO one-on-one against the second-best defender on the team? Yeah.

I mean, I feel like Kemba's, like we were talking about Max players, I think Kemba's in that B-level of Max guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Jimmy Butler, like Tobias Harris. It's called the white boy Max. The white boy. No, this is a real term. Like Jimmy Butler. It's called the- Tobias Harris. It's called the white boy Max. The white boy. No, this is a real term. Really?

So my boy was in the- So Gordon Herrod is the white boy Max. And Kevin Love started the white boy Max. So it's when you get the Max deal, but for four years instead of five. And maybe that was an old CBA thing, but it was- Remember you could max out five? Remember you're telling the story. Yeah.

And my boy was in the locker room, all-star game and he overheard the conversation and they go up to Kev and they're like, all right, Kev, you got that max? And he goes, eh, white boy max. He knew what the fuck it was.

See, I didn't know that was a thing. I can see that. One potential point defending Kyrie, I think we talked about this on a Patreon episode where he said,

he heard from Kobe that you need to be an irritant in the locker room. You need to test these guys. You need to push these guys. So maybe it's possible he was doing that in the regular season. To Alex's point, yeah, it is possible. Do what works.

I still don't fully buy it, and I still don't think they get by Toronto. I picked them to get by Milwaukee. I don't think Toronto. But that is possible that he was testing them all year. Then playoff time, he's like, all right, no more bullshit. So knowing all that, if it works, if the Kobe system works. I flip. And Kyrie leads them to a championship.

Flip immediately. Leading to a championship will flip me. How about this? Then I need to be stupid to leave. Not even championship. You get to the finals. Yeah. If he takes them to the finals in a leadership role and continues this kind of positive energy off the bench and truly leading his team.

Yeah. I can completely look at the regular season as a kobe-esque experiment in keeping your team motivated instead of looking at as a diva breaking apart the nucleus that was very healthy and young i mean you've been like you i hear stories about that all the time 82 games is a long fucking season you have to stay motivated somehow. You see the Warriors. That's why everybody thinks they're so vulnerable right now.

82 games is so long. This is their, what, fourth trip to the finals? Fifth trip to the finals, possibly? Like, if you're taking that much time, like, you need to stay motivated somehow. And everybody said the Warriors are very easily, you can pick them off this year because they don't look motivated. They have defensive lapses. Stan Van Gundy has been saying this every single time you get them in front of a camera he's like yeah they can be beat this year they are not locked in the people that lock them in aren't there anymore they had irritants they had draymond getting katie's face david west like all these all these guys that that filled in those holes that they're

showing this year like yeah he's saying they had irritants this year like draymond was an irritant no but i mean like a lot of the guys they had more than drama before they had saying they had irritants this year. Like Draymond was an irritant. No, but I mean like a lot of the guys, they had more than Draymond before. They had, what's his face? JaVale McGee. He's agreeing with Draymond. You know what's interesting? I heard the study on the ticket. It was studied, I think specifically basketball dynasties.

And they looked at the one common trait that they all had. And it was actually a guy who was willing to do the dirty work, didn't need credit, was willing to call out teammates no matter how big their name was when they weren't doing right or weren't doing right by the team and willing to go at coaches. And they said that's the comment. And I thought about who they were probably. David West, Udonis Haslam. Iggy.

Iggy is the guy. Andre Godala. I think who's going for the Spurs. I know like – Tim Duncan too. Maybe. Tim Duncan. And that was one of who's going for the Spurs? I know, like, I heard... Tim Duncan, too. Maybe. Tim Duncan. And that was one of the beautiful things about the Spurs, is your best player on the team

was the one not only holding players accountable, but himself accountable. Didn't want credit. Yeah. And it was, for a fact, Derek Fisher with the Lakers. He was the one that... He would defend Kobe to the other team when Kobe was right, and he would go at Kobe when the team was right. And he'd be like, yo, Kobe. Did I ever tell you that story

about how Pop would yell at Tim Duncan in front of the players? I think you might have. I feel like I've heard it somewhere. So Pop would rip Tim Duncan in front of the players. And then afterwards Pop and Tim Duncan would have combos like, was that cool?

Everything was completely set up. But the thing was if if the best player on the team and the best power forward ever is going to take criticism for the coach who the fuck is patty mills yeah right who the fuck is manager noble who the fuck are these other established culture absolutely any franchise with culture the head coach and the best player are always like that so who is that now with the Spurs? Who does he come down on? It's not LaMarcus. They just started talking. It's not DeRozan. He's brand new.

DeMarcus is sensitive. It's got to be like Deontay Murray got to get really good. I think it's just his point guards like Patty Mills, Deontay Murray, Derek White. Before we talk about the end of that game, the Spurs-Nuggets game where apparently no one knew what the fuck they were doing,

did you read the article about the Spurs team dinners? No. It was a big ESPN article. I wish I had taken more notes, but I just read it out of interest. Since Pop has gotten there, he's been having these team dinners on road trips. Most teams go back home immediately. He will always find a dinner. He's like a foodie

and a big wine head. He'll go to a Michigan star rated diner. Michelin star. Yeah, yeah. Michigan. The last thing you want is a restaurant rated by Detroit. Hey, we're going to Greektown. Hey, this place has a roof.

Let's eat. But he thinks through everything. He thinks through the wine you're going to drink. Table size is six every time because he decided that's as big as you can get before everything starts to splinter and multiple small conversations. He'll tip like $1,000 on a $400 bill. He pays for everything.

This is a giant team building thing for him, and he's been doing it since he got here. And people are thinking maybe that's why. He's got it all locked down. A buddy of mine was out to drinks. They were just at a restaurant together. This is a place in Montreal called Joe Beef. Okay.

You heard of this place? No. And they're at another table and Pop is there. And they send a bottle of wine over to Pop, right? Yeah. And Pop rejects it. He goes, no, you don't have to buy me a bottle. We're done drinking.

We got an early flight. Don't worry about it. They say goodbye. They walk out. And then my buddy's table asks for the bill. And the waiter goes, oh, no, it was taken care of by the guy with the white hair. drinking we got an early flight don't worry about it uh they say goodbye they walk out and uh then my buddy's table asked for the bill and uh the waiter goes oh no he's taken care of by the guy with the white hair right like just a boss like he doesn't let you buy him the bottle and then your whole bill like if you ever listen to him talk like you could tell like he's one of those

guys just got life fucking figured out yeah like he Like, he never trips over any of his shit. Like, he knows all this shit is fucking fleeting and being rich and being famous and all that type of shit. Like, Pop is one of those guys, like, we had conversations about, like, who would you want to, like, have a drink with or, like, just have a conversation. Yeah. Pop. Top of the list.

Him and, like, Barkley. Like, top two. Pop could be your father. Pop's everybody's Pop. Yeah. But he also seems like he'll, like, have some scotch with you, too. Barkley's top two. Pop could be your father. Pop's everybody's pop. Yeah, but he also seems like he'll have some scotch with you, too. Barkley's your uncle. Everybody got an uncle like Barkley, man.

Does he have kids, Barkley? I don't think so. He seems like your uncle that got no kids. And that you look up to like, you know what? Maybe I don't need kids. This motherfucker having fun. Yeah, he's living life. Walking around pregnant.

Did y'all see the end of the Spurs game? No. I missed it. They are down four with like 20 seconds left, and then they just don't foul Denver. And then they get the ball back down four with two seconds left. 1.8 seconds. I guess because it was like too loud or something.

Papa's saying it was so loud he couldn't hear that he was calling for a timeout. And Papa ran out on the court. I did see that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't understand it. The lack of situational awareness. I guess you get caught up in a game. I'm not an athlete,

so I don't know. That's what I'm saying. You're a player. You should know. That's something you even discuss. It was off of a missed free throw or a free throw or something like that. They brought the ball up.

Denver brought the ball up. Yeah, Denver brought the ball up. Okay, so they must have just hit a free throw and just got a bucket. That should be communicated. Like, yo, as soon as you get the ball, foul.

Very rare for a Spurs team to have a mental lapse like this. You could see certain teams that don't have a strong culture. Yeah, don't have a strong. I think LaMarcus should know. Like, there are certain guys on the team that should know. No, I mean, like, the core. Like, it's their first. And Tamar's been in the playoffs for a while.

There are guys that should know how much time is left. And it's just kind of shocking to see. But in a weird way, I'm with denver getting by yeah it was time for denver yeah it was the quintessential like matchup i wanted to see because this matchup is gonna be good oh yeah this match especially if my man uh what's it called the turk can't play cancer if kazinas might not be able to play oh wow yeah he fucked up his shoulder what's his name he can't have a Cancer. Because Enos might not be able to play. Oh, wow. Yeah, he fucked up his shoulder. So Jokic, what's his name? Jokic is nice, bro.

Jokic is a guy that we never talk about here. And we won't start now. Let him get by Portland and then he'll get mentioned as he moves into the next round. No, but he's wildly, he's creative with the basketball. He's an amazing touch. But when he walks back or runs back on d it is lumbering lumbering yeah oh my god like i think every one of his threes go like five feet over the backboard and it's unbelievable dude i've never seen he runs like a toddler if you

watch any pampers commercial there's the point where the kid is just running like that that's how nyokas runs down the floor and then drops dimes. Just dimes. I heard him explaining the game so simply. He was like, assist two people happy. You score, one person happy. That's why I do it. That's when you tell his dumb ass that he's one, not Yoda. Two, when he scores, someone assisted on him.

Yeah. So two people are still happy. That's true. Listen, don't fuck up his philosophy. The Europeans think you know everything. Don't fuck up his philosophy, bro. It's your fucking health care. But nah, I still got Portland taking this.

Akash? I think I got Portland. I think I got Portland. It's hard to go against it now, right? I know, because they got the momentum. They've had a whole week off? I think Denver got it. You think Denver got it?

I think that there's nobody on Portland that will be able to handle Njokic or whatever his name is. Njokic, I think. And I think that Denver has just a really strong team. I think they got shaken by— I think Cantz is going to play, though. Maybe he plays. Even if his shoulder's falling off, he's going to play. I think they got shaken by a truly—not veteran team in the Spurs, but like a playoff prepared and ready team.

And this is, I mean, Denver's new when you think about it. Oh, yeah. This is their first playoff series one since the Mellow era. Right. And so these are guys who, they might not be rookies, but they are young for the playoffs. Oh, for sure. And it's a different energy. So the fact that they just got out, they're like, okay, we're free.

Time to get back to doing what we got to do. Stop playing like pussies and get this. And they still got the home-credit advantage, which is huge right now, especially playing in Portland. Sometimes these series have a way of flipping. Portland seemed so dominant in the last round, and then all of a sudden this round,

it doesn't seem like that. That could happen. I just still think it just seems like they're ready mentally. Yeah. Look, it's a coin flip for me. I'm going with Denver. When it's a coin flip for me, I'd say who's the best player on the floor?

Nokic. Lillard. Lillard's the best player on the floor. How many Nokic's are there? I'm not saying he's not a great player. I'm not saying that he's more popular. He's just more rare. I think it's Nokic.

You're saying it like he's a potato pasta. Nokic. I think it's Jokic. You're saying it like he's a potato pasta. Jokic. I think it's just Jokic. No, but it's like in the playoffs. Isn't it better that way, though? Like, it should be Jokic, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jokic.

I feel like in the playoffs when the game slows down. These stupid-ass names, bro. These fucking people with their fucking stupid-ass names. They're so dumb. Your fucking name is dumb. Where are they from, even?

Slovenia? Where's this guy from? Serbia I don't give a fuck Give him a normal fucking Somebody spell his last name How do you spell it? Jokic

J-O-K-I-C I knew that That's Jokic It's not Kich It's Y-O-K-I-C-H Yeah you have to add the H This is America baby Jok. This is America, baby. Yokish.

This is America, baby. Do you know what I mean? You got to do, if you're going to use the letters here. Like Pete Maravich. Maravich. Was there a C-H on that? H on the N, baby. Yeah, because when he came to America, he put the shit together.

Look at that form. That's a beautiful form. If Pete Maravich was Peter Maravich. I'm not even dealing with that. What do you mean? He'd be an all-time great. They need to follow the Asians and come here and become Bob. Stupid Asians.

Asians? Yo, why Asians only pick white names? Because they smoke. You haven't met a thong in your life, Doug? No. I'm saying the names that they pick when they come to America. Yeah. Right?

It's always like Timothy or Leslie. It's never like Jamal. They're Christian, Timothy or Leslie. It's never like Jamal. They're Christian, right? It's never like Jamal. I want an Asian to come here and be like, yo, I'm Tyreek. I'm Tyreek Lee. This is my brother. Funny enough.

Jawan Wong. Jawan is what I was going to say. Funny enough, Jamal and Tyreek is way more American than like Peter. Yeah, Peter's mad British. That's mad British and European. Like, we ain't meeting no Jamal and Tyree. Son, Asians, when you come to America, you got to pick your name. Pick a black ass name.

Of course. Or pick a Spanish name. Throw everybody off. Enrique. Enrique Dondal. Then you're just going to sound Filipino. That's right. Watch the next generation.

Next generation got to mix it up. Oh, for sure. Oh, exactly. Like hip-hop Asians, they're going to name all their kids fucking like. They're going to name all their kids Supreme. Like Nasir. Supreme Dao. Nasir Chong.

This is my other son, Kip Ling. God damn. We're talking like vape hospitals and shit. He's forming vape on Sinai. Son, that's so dope. You could just rename yourself in a different language. If you had to... No, your name is already Indian.

Yeah. Fuck. What would I do if I went Indian? What would my name be? Yeah, Andrew Schultz is what? Andrew Schultz is. Took him a second. Took him a second to get there.

Honestly, I would call my shit Tika. Andrew Schultz is Tika? No, my name would be Tika. Tika Schultz. Oh, so like how. That's a girl's name, you fucking loser. Is it? Yeah.

Oh, like Tika, like chicken Tika? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a girl's name. Tika is it yeah oh like tikka like yeah oh yeah uh that's a girl's name tikka is a name i know a tikka yeah she's a chicken is it like like you don't mean chicken bro there's is it like uh we say tikka is a kind of spice but there's also tikka you put on your women put on their head when they get married i think it's a jewel it's like a jewel's also tikka you put on your head when they get married. The dot is a tikka? I think it's a jewel. It's like a jewel that goes down. So who wears the dot?

I thought married women wear the dot. Yeah, but no, not the red. Is that what that's for? Not the bindi. Bindi is the name of the dot. I would call myself Bindi. Bindi Andrews. Bindi Schultz.

Bindi, Bindi. Why a woman's name? Say what? Look at him. Because, bro, it's different in India. That's respectable. That is, right? That's the untouchables.

My bad. I didn't know. That's the name of them, right? The tranny class? Oh, no. I don't know what they're called. What? There's a tranny class in India where they ask you for money, you gotta give up that bread.

A tranny or a tranny? Tranny. Really? A whole class of trannies. And if they ask you for money, you gotta give them money. And Akash didn't give them bitches money and his flight got delayed 24 hours. Almost crashed. No way.

Legit. Turbulence dude had a paramedic got called to the flight. I almost killed the motherfucker by not giving him trannies and money. No shit. Hell yeah. I did not know that. That's how much respect they got why out here in america they just beating up trainees because we made progressive

over there it is very progressive over there you're the most progressive i can see that i don't know about all that no i mean like they have like i don't know like philosophically and then we're gonna talk about who's the most progressive. Y'all ain't figuring out consent. Yes, we did. They ain't figuring out consent. I think we figured it out. I think. See, that's not a good answer.

We figured out the best. I think we figured it out. We're the most consent-y. We got the gist of it. The West is the most consent-y, right? Y'all mad consent-y. We consent-y. Y'all be thinking we mad pussy-y probably out here, right? Out there, you be ripping off bendys like, nah, you are mine.

Mad consenting. You be like, what the? I'm married. Who's married? Your man don't know you have friends? Shut up. The go-to line. God damn. I'll give you some red marks on your head wow

getting hot baby getting hot like indian pussy oh like that tikka yo that tikka bro spicy real talk that's what i'll call myself that tikka. Yo, that tikka, bro. Spicy. Real talk. That's what I would call myself. Do you think that's spicy when you eat it? No, tikka's not spicy at all. I can eat spicy now.

Did you know that? No. My whole shit changed. What happened? You just had like a jollof like a month ago. And I bodied that. Y'all put all the spice and I still was able to consume it. Did you?

I didn't. Fam, I was eating it straight out of the fucking jar. Say what? I was eating it straight out of the jar. Okay, you're brown. I took all that show. I'm Caucasian. I'm white.

I'm from Scotland. Now I can use Tabasco sauce. That's not spicy. I can use Cholula. Cholula? I can use... That's not even that hot for me. I like that with it i could use

um any green one if it's green i can mild green is mild yeah word there we go if you remember but look at me i bodied that that's light look at me see i bodied that See how body that Alright maybe I'm not great at it I don't think body is the good word for it I'm not great at it but Man I forgot about this What did you guys put in there? Is that just the regular one? That's just the regular one, yeah. There's no way that that was just regular. Man, I forgot about this.

Damn, Al. Thank you. Thank you for having that ready to go. Damn. Damn, yo. That had to be Alex, not Ed, right? That's what I was going to say. Yeah, I didn't want to take forever.

Ain't no way, Ed. Damn, Al. Ed can be pulling up Brilliant Idiots clips. Yo, son. Yo. No way I'm gonna be pulling up Brilliant Idiots clips Yo Yo We had a Man we had a We were in We were in Austin this weekend

Yeah Bro We had a fucking Incredible time Austin's one of my favorite cities Yo I used to hate on Austin I be hating on it

Honestly I got it this weekend You kept Austin weird? Yo We did goat yoga. Oh, my God. Okay. Yo, Alex said the funniest shit, bro.

We did goat yoga, right? And he goes, wait, what? And I go, yeah, goat yoga. He goes, like, with the animal? Right? I go, yeah. And he goes, wow. He goes, man, y'all just jumped past Indians.

I go, what are you talking about? He goes, I don't even think Indians used to coach yet. Yo, you got a mountain arch in your back. Son, I'm not even throwing it back that hard, to be honest with you. I could throw it back more. I could throw it back more. That's light. That's light for me.

That's light for me. I could really arch it. Are you wearing yoga pants? No, I'm wearing a Coogee sweatsuit. But they literally, you do yoga with the goats. Alex could not believe the caucasity of this. It's crazy. It was unbelievable.

So the goats just stayed in there? That goat looked delicious. I'm going to be honest with you. Yo, you want to know what we did immediately after goat yoga? Ate goat? Ate some fucking goat, baby. Got some goat. Goat barbecue, sir.

Tender meat, baby. We don't play around. Savages. We don't play around. That mother, his mom right there, we just devoured. He looking kind of cute. I bet his mom ugly as fuck, though. Yeah.

Goats be getting ugly on you. Yeah, they do. I'm still disappointed in his arch, bro. What, mine or the goat's? Yours. That goat got a high ass, though. Look at them legs. He getting ready to fuck you.

Yeah, he ready for it. I was about to take it to a dark place, but I just. Yo, flavor it too, bro. Let it go. Let it rip, dog. I was about to say, with that goat, you never got to bend it over. You don't have to bend it over. It's on all fours, man. You don't have to bend it over. It's on all fours, man.

You don't have to bend it over. You just move that tail out the way. Oh, Jesus. And insert. Nah, because people really do be out there fucking goats, and that's crazy. Nah, sheep. Sheep. Oh, sheep?

Yeah, because sheep got fat asses to jiggle. They do? Yo, I'm from Scotland. Am I not, son? Yo, this is how well off- I thought people fucked goats. I thought they fucked sheep. This is how well off white people are.

This is how amazing white culture is. We fuck animals, bro. Most other cultures don't even got animals to eat. We got so many animals around, we be like, yo, I'm going to try to fuck that bitch right there, son. Yo, y'all full, right? Shit's fun as hell. Everybody full?

Everybody had a nice dinner? You got that fatty though a little bit. Y'all had a good dinner? Everybody full? All right, Beck, because there'all had a good dinner? Everybody full? All right, Beck, because there's sheep over there. I'm a dick. Damn. Yo, white people.

This bitch bending over like I don't see it. Yeah. Look, go to a video of the sheep walking. People legitimately freezing on the streets. Go to a video of the sheep walking. People are freezing on the streets. Can't even get a sheep coat. Sheep's wool can't get a sweater.

And now I'm putting my dick in this. And we use that hair to hold on. You've got a sheep walking, but we need walking from the back, shaking that tail feather. So this is a girl. What's wrong with y'all? Look, watch it. No, no, no, no. There's one.

Now, there's another video. They do kind of walk like a sexy bitch. They got the switch. Remember that stand-up with Jamie Foxx talking about the giraffe? Look at this. Look at this. Look at that shit. at this Shake that shit How you not gonna hit that

How you not gonna hit that How you not gonna hit that Look at that Fat ass Apple bottom jeans Boots with the fur Something in it Looking at her

She hit the floor She got low Low She hit the floor She hit the floor It's like you know She got low, low, low, low, low, low, low Bro, you are knocking that shit down, bro Yo, no jokes? You would take that down? Yes or no?

You're drunk It's the year 1400 You're gonna die any day Bro, you're about to go to war with your next door neighbor Nah, because I'm gonna think I'm gonna get something on my dick I'm not gonna hold you Son your dick is filthy anyway You live in the forest

There's no homes for people You're a Scotsman In the middle of the prairie Okay You don't got a real house This fat ass sheep walking by Dick Dick

Dick Yo Austin Austin had some Pick'ems out there. Dick! Yo, Donald Trump mean dick. He's talking about thick whites. Thick whites out there, bro.

Thick whites. Come on, Alex. Right? I wasn't aware. I wasn't aware. It's Texas. Son, I never been. They all build bottom heavy down there, bro.

Can I tell you the same thing that happened? This shit was heartbreaking, right? So we have one of shit was heartbreaking right So we have one of the clubs right We have one of the clubs We have one of the clubs doing a show right Black dude outside hitting on this old white lady Right Black dude Aggressively or consensually

No super super super Western culture Super western culture So Black dude is hitting on this white lady All of a sudden Alex walks out of the club Right Black dude is hitting on this white lady all of a sudden alex walks out the club right black dude's grasping his straws he's failing with this white lady right all of a sudden he just reaches out to alex and he goes he goes uh hey man uh what do they say about white women they eat

cornbread right hey hey man hey hey hey what do they say about white women they eat cornbread right and alex looks at him in the whitest voice I've ever seen him put on and just goes, I do not know what you're talking about. Hey, there you go, Alex. He goes, I do not know. He goes, you ain't hearing what they talk about why women eat cornbread. And then he goes, no, I can't recall any conversation I've had about that at all. And then the kid goes, where are you from?

You're not from Texas? He goes, no, no, we're from New York. We're from the north. We're from the free north. And then he goes, oh, okay, maybe certain things, something like that. But I realized after the fact what this was about. Alex was not going to have another black man fuck his white queens, bro. He was not going to have...

He had to cock block that black dick, bro. You want all the white walkers for yourself. You want all them white walkers for yourself, Aria. Oh, Jesus. Bro, that shit was so... Yo, this man was heartbroken.

I almost had to step in like, nah, bro, I understand what they say about cornbread and white bread. You're making them think and all that. Nah, bro. Alex looked at me like, what are we doing with this thing? I couldn't understand what he was saying. Then he was like,

you ain't heard about milk? I'm like, milk? Milk? What are you talking about? I was five seconds away from crossing the street I understand y'all sometimes Is your whole tuck in your purse? I need to bring y'all for a weekend

Where we go somewhere because Son, the shit that we get into There was this one lady, right? Son, we're at the hotel bar upstairs on a balcony right this is so good it's me my agent tj and alex we're just hanging out all of a sudden this white lady just walks and sits down right next to alex right and she just starts having conversation right and she pressing hard right i'm usually check out alex doesn't even know what's going on and then she's talking to my agent about like the Grateful Dead and fish and all that kind of shit like that.

Right. And she's like mumbling, but she keeps on asking questions and asking another one and asking another one. It's not really going anywhere. Ask another one. I just get a text from Alex. She goes, yo, is this like improv shooting your shot? He was so thoroughly confused about what's going on and then he goes grateful dead that's white music what is that like he had no clue what the fuck was happening

and then he goes yo i think she's a prostitute he just had never experienced a friendly white woman this is how foreign the south was to him you know how foreign the south was him he didn't bring pants all he brought was shorts oh you thought It was gonna be hot there Yeah it was It was 80 something But to go out at night Yeah like Once the sun leaves Then it's

Yeah I wasn't prepared I go I go What if we go out at night He goes These people wear Cowboy boots Yeah you these people

I got these people I got these people Son it's Texas You ever seen You wearing boots man Yeah but you live Up north now I don't know You said you used To be bad white People us. Son, it's Texas. You ever seen me wearing boots, fam? Yeah, but you live up north now.

I don't know. You say you used to be bad white. It was so funny, bro. Wait, you don't own a pair of cowboy boots? No, man. You don't? No. Actually, it's not even on some world shit.

It's just never. You never had a hat? You had a hat. No. I've had a hat. I've had a hat, but I don't. I've had a cowboy hat. You've got to have a cowboy hat somewhere. I don't.

What else happened, Al? Oh, we did a um we took a shout to the patrons man shouts everybody pull up but i got like this is very cool like 13 or 14 i forget tickets to uh avengers endgame yeah and i took like 13 or 14 at the uh noon right so we we took like uh i think we took 13 of them to go see avengers all of us linked up it was fucking dope i mean some people one shorty fluent where you going don't leave you here for this you here for this one shorty fluent from cali we had other people drive from dallas and that kind of stuff and it was dope to just kind of link up watch the movie together it was just

it was just the shit to kind of unite um It was cool. As everybody pulled into the, I don't know where the ticket area was, we didn't know who was on the squad or not. So there was a moment where you just threw the asshole up and we were like, all right, that's team. That's game.

You know what I mean? So we go and we watch the movie. Now, we're not going to spoil the movie. All we're going to say is it was very emotional upon at least three moments. Now, the first one, we may maybe shedding a little bit of tear but you got the 3d glasses on the cover so you don't gotta touch your face or nothing like that right the second one gets a

little bit more emotional we all know that we're crying it ain't no like are you crying stupid it's like we all know we crying there's at least two moments that like i wouldn't i wouldn't then the third moment happens. I'm not going to tell you all that happened because I want to ruin the movie. But the third moment happens where it really fucking locks in. Right? Everybody in the theater crying. All of a sudden, Alex is writing.

All of a sudden, I just hear this sound. Hit. This motherfucker tapped out of tears and went straight audible. He went, hit. I know exactly what that sounded. You tried to thug through the tears. You tried to thug it through. This one you cried and you went out of breath.

Yeah, you're crying. I tried to mask it with the laugh. It was just so bad. It was like... Here's the thing they don't tell you about the thug tear, right? The thug tear. That's not a thug tear, fam. What are you trying to thug tear, right? The thug tear. That's not a thug tear, fam. What are you trying to thug tear? Both y'all bitches just crying.

It was just crying. As a guy who cries, that's a fucking, that's like a deep cry. What do you try to thug tear? You forget to breathe, right? So when you finally have to catch that first breath. Stop calling it thug tears, fam. Y'all just crying. No, y'all trying to mess this shit.

When you hold it in, and your eyes get a little watery, and then one tear drops, we were crying. I was bawling. It wouldn't stop for like a good 10 minutes. Really? I was like, what is wrong with me?

That was cathartic. The first time, I didn't cry. Second time, I was all on Saturday again. Oh, I let it all out. I let it all out. We saw it in this movie theater right Where you could order food Right Oh those are dope

And drinks Alamo Draft House Yeah yeah yeah It's a great theater So I was putting in an order for food At a very important part In the explanation of the storyline Oh fuck man

Jesus Fuck Okay I put the order in I hand it over My man be ordering, too. And I be ordering. I be ordering.

And they finish the explanation. I give the order, and then they go, and that's how we're going to do it. I go, whoa. This looks like the rest could be kind of confusing if I missed that last part, right? I immediately turn to Alex, and I'm trying to get the explanation of the thing. Alex crying. He don't even know what's going on. He's just fully tears.

I put my face kind of closed. I might even touch a tear cheek to cheek. It was bad. It was weird. Right? I was like, I can't ask that motherfucker anymore. So I'm asking Brianna, the shorty next to us, right? I'm asking.

The lady, the waitress comes over. She goes, she goes, wait. Waitress comes over. She goes, you can't talk anymore. Right? I go, it's been 10 years. It's been 10 years I've been building up. I'm finding out what the fuck happened.

So I'm not confused. It's been 10 fucking years, bitch. You're out of your goddamn mind. If I'm going to be confused, I don't know how the fuck Scarlet Witch, or whatever the fucking name is. Natasha, Natalia, whatever, whoever. Natasha. Natasha figured out this fucking timeline.

Black Widow. That's her name. Son, it wasn't going to happen. I was going to sit there for three fucking hours, I'll tell you that goddamn much. So I ain't going to say which row, but one of the assholes, they had to go to the bathroom. Oh, boy. They didn't want to disrupt everybody by going through the aisle. And we're on the first aisle before you can walk.

Okay. So we're not in the front row, but we're in the front row of a section. Does that make sense? So she thought she could limbo. Surely tried to limbo and smacked her fucking head so hard, bro. You hear, dump.

No, it sounded like Thor's hammer. That shit, I thought Cap took that. Bro. Oh my god. It was a great experience. That shit I thought Cap took that Bro Oh my god Bro It was a great experience I'm sorry

Don't be sorry That shit was too funny We gotta do more shit like that Yo that's dope We gotta do We gotta do We're gonna man Thank y'all for coming out

I appreciate y'all coming out It was cool to connect with y'all man And definitely everybody Who came out to the show as well Man it was We had an amazing Fucking time and awesome But we gotta do that

We try to do that When we're in different cities. It's not usually on that scale. Usually we'll meet up with a couple of them or help us out shooting and filming. But it was cool to do it as a group and then talk about it a little bit afterwards. And we're not going to spoil it now, but they had some hot takes afterwards. We thought it was pretty funny. I feel like we can talk. Well, yeah, I got most of it.

I haven't seen it. I'll tell you this, though. It was fun. It was fun walking out of the movie theater and all the people that were walking in and just like the power you have over them. Like, I was talking about that on stage a lot. Like, that is power, bro. When you could ruin the last 10 years of somebody's fucking life. Kaz put the whole shit on his timeline, it felt like. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, yeah, you really started that, huh? I was on the fucking breakdowns. I was giving out MVP awards, like first team, second team, Avengers. Yeah, I couldn't even look at Kaz's timeline. All that shit, bro. I went in. I went in today. Yeah, yeah.

And people were upset about that. You didn't even let people hit the matinee. I thought that was fucked up. I said, yo, this shit's been out since Thursday, yo. If it's Sunday night, I'm like, the fucking Battle of Winterfell tonight. If you haven't seen it by fucking tonight, bro, like, you didn't really want to see it that bad. That's true. Akash, you didn't really want to see it that bad.

No, I had a valid reason, I think. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. Akash came out of the closet to his family this weekend. Big weekend. Yeah, it was a big weekend.

To be honest, they already knew. It be like that sometimes, yo. It really be like that sometimes You know what I mean It is what it is Dad was like It's about time You won't know my dad It's about time

I've been waiting to murder you For many years Let's get on with it You brought him in for a hug And just Hit you with that aria Bang Bang

Bang This will be the last thing That penetrates you Hit you with that aria Bang, bang, bang This will be the last thing that penetrates you So I gotta ask one question about Dallas Because I heard at least ten times when I was in Austin Like, oh, this is a liberal area This is a liberal, this is a non-racist area Like everybody kept coming to me, the one black person And telling me that

So now I'm petrified about that Talk to Akash about this Like everybody kept coming to me, the one black person, and telling me that. So now I'm petrified about that. Talk to Akash about this because he's from Dallas and he's from Texas. So you can explain the rivalry a little bit. Austin just a little. Most people in Dallas love Austin. I don't like it because I always hear when I leave Texas, I hate Texas, but I love Austin. It's like, bro, we get it.

You're a cuck. You know what I mean? It's just Portland in the South. So they think they're not racist, but you're a cuck. You know what I mean? It's just Portland in the South. So they think they're not racist, but you're just Portland racist. You know what I mean? Okay. Like super white, apologetic, blah, blah, blah. Dallas is a city. They'll make fun of you for being black.

You make fun of them for being white. Cool. We're friends. Am I going to get called the N-word? No, man. Oh, okay. You have to call the N-word here, bro. Yeah, but I mean, it's like the way they're talking about it, I'm thinking like, yo,

I got to watch out for the Klan and shit. Dog, they look down on it like y'all look down on Brooklyn and Manhattan. You know what I mean? So Dallas is Manhattan. Dallas is the big city of Texas. I think Houston's bigger, but all big cities are urban. It's urban. Like where my brother lives, urban.

Yo, Houston, mad diverse. When we go to Houston, you don't see it. Houston's like the most diverse city in America. It really is. Like America. It really is. It really is. All the Vietnamese moved there after the war and shit like that. They've already had a bunch of black people and white people living there. Obviously Mexicans. Yo, Texas is

dope, son. The only point I had is like, obviously Mexicans. Son, Texas ain't a white name. Texas, right? Like, we bodied that shit. It was Mexico we were like y'all live with us now

fuck that shit we really pulled some shit like when you want to build the Barclays Center we just did it with the stage y'all live with us don't leave and don't come back Mexico is so big

like not anymore bitch we can put up a wall this hour just go somewhere else because but I guess I guess what you know he was freaked out about it

and I guess maybe because we got shows this weekend in Dallas by the way yo come out addison improv i'll be there uh akash you're gonna be there um it's gonna be dope i'm super excited get tickets now now now now now um while they're still around around around around we're gonna talk about shows in a little bit but uh but but i've always loved texas but also dallas i've always thought dallas this shit. That's a great city.

Austin is different. It's unique. It's not a great visit, to be honest. There's not a bunch of cool shit to do. But it's just a nice city. People are nice. People are friendly. Customer service.

Tell them about customer service. Bro, you don't know, Alex. You're going to get treated better than you get treated in New York. You know how in New York, when you walk into a store, they act like they're doing you a favor by selling you shit? Texas, everybody you see is going to say hi. You walk by a person, hey, how you doing? They act like They're doing you a favor By selling you shit Yeah yeah Texas is Everybody you see Is gonna say hi

You walk by a person Hey how you doing You're gonna think The black dudes are gay there Just because of how friendly they are I mean that 100% I thought that Hello

Hey how you doing buddy Hey can I get you something You want anything I got something hospitality Trying to give you tea Why you trying to give me tea bro Do you want some sweet tea Stop saying sweet

What's going on With all this shit right here but it's true right it's immense it's just super everybody's friendly okay friendliness it means something there like you are nice to people that's just what you do so that's why when i come here and people are rude i'm like who the fuck are you like i get really upset because that's just culturally not how you approach things then it's not it's not even as friendly as it used to be but it's still much friendlier than oh yeah no not a friendly place so we wrote this down about New York right and it was New York versus England where it's like in London people are incredibly polite but they're dicks mm-hmm okay

like they'll be like they'll say sorry but they mean fuck you right they're like sorry yeah sorry can i get by sorry they use it in you know in that kind of way like they'll pretend to be polite because politeness is part of the culture new york people are dicks but we are the most helpful motherfuckers oh by far right it's like hey do you know how to get to time square like man that shit is far as fuck. All right, just go up this block. I'm hanging left right here. Right?

In England, do you know how to get to Times Square? Or do you know how to get to Leicester Square? Whatever the fuck it is. They're like, oh, sorry, I don't know. But best of luck. Even though they know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Does that make sense? I also think manners are inversely proportional to how many people you got. Like, if it's mad people, I got no time for me. If I hold the door over somebody in Texas, I will do that because maybe two people are walking through.

If I hold the door open at the subway, it's fucking Times Square subway. I'm going to die. Like 90 people walk past you. 200 people are walking through. I don't have time. I'm going to get in your way

so I don't have to hold the door over the thousand people behind you. But people are going to be friendly. You're not going to go through. I mean, listen, knock on wood, there are racist people everywhere. And in the South, there's probably a few are gonna be friendly you're not gonna go through i mean listen knock on wood there are racist people everywhere and in the south there's probably a few more but like you're not gonna experience no shit so that's the thing in new

york when like someone says something racist you're surprised by it right because you when they say something racist in the south they dress the way you see racist people in the movies right but like someone new york says something racist they're dressed just like you yeah like they look at you they're like you like the yankees i like says something racist, they're dressed just like you. Like they look at you, they're like, you like the Yankees? I like the Yankees. They're like, you like sneakers? I like sneakers. You like black people?

No. Right? Where in the South, the guys are wearing a cowboy hat and boots. You're like, oh, fuck, this is the outfit. This is what they look like. A dirty tank top and shit. It's like, oh, yeah, you got the racist, like, authentic apparel on, like, absolutely. But don't worry about that.

I'm telling you Dallas is fun Texas is fucking dope. Any big city is going to be a big city for the most part I think it's like the fourth biggest city in America, Dallas. Dallas and Fort Worth together but so there's just too many people like they're not going to be racing. We're going to have some good food they're going to have, they got good

they got good Tex-Mex in Dallas right? Yeah it's Tex-Mex. Yeah they got good Tex-Mex in Dallas. Because we had more of the barbecue in Austinin that's kind of what austin's for already austin barbecue is better dallas gonna have good tex-mex it's texas mexican food it's tex-mex yeah we're going in it's gonna be good anyway come out to shows man we got that may 3rd 4th and then we got uh nashville the 18th and oh quick um uh reminder the san francisco june 8th shows are sold out we add another show the 9th and then the toronto show i believe are sold out. We add another show the 9th. And then the Toronto show, I believe, is sold out. So we

add another show that night. So that's pretty dope, man. That's dope. You saw the theater. Yeah, that was my first time doing a big theater, man. And you saw the show. Toronto shows love. It really does, man. I got the most love for fucking Toronto, man. We're going to do that big for a drop in there. It's a fun city too, man. It's a fun city, Toronto. It's a great city. It is weird that they keep comparing themselves to New York, though.

They are in New York. It feels like, like, multicultural, it feels like it.. It is weird that they keep comparing themselves to New York, though. They are in New York. It feels like, like, multicultural, it feels like it. But that is their, like, their identity has always been this, like, version of New York and Canada. They're super multicultural, but Caribbean multicultural. Yeah. Like, you see in New York, like, New York blacks, there are American blacks, but there's also all these Jamaicans African West Indians you know what I mean

like Trinidadians there's all these they all migrate here they all migrate to Toronto you know what I mean especially if they come from another country you don't know a lot of cities

so it's like oh go to New York people kept asking me when I was there Dennis, remind me of New York and I was like nah funny comedian comics is to answer to the question nobody's asking because they're all like we're like New York and I was like, nah. Nate McIntosh, Funny Comedian Comics,

is the answer to the question nobody's asking. Because they're all like, we're like New York, right? And you're like, nobody ever thought that. They're the New York version of Canada. Because they're so kind, you don't want to tell them, you're not really New York. I'll say this though, Fire City. Dope City.

Fire Women. And without attitude. Stunningly beautiful women. Fire women. And without attitude. Yeah. Stunningly beautiful women have that Canadian humility. Canadian girls don't. They're all mixed with something. There's tons of mix, but also Canadian girls don't shut you down the way that girls in New York do. Like a girl in New York has no time. That's why we got a cat call here.

Yes. But what I mean by has no time is like it's over from the beginning yeah yet she's not doing anything like she'll stop a conversation so she could be bored yeah right like you looking at the girl that just turned you down like bitch you are doing nothing you look at your phone you scrolling she still has no time for you but you have no time right girls in canada will be like well I guess I'm just standing here scrolling. Yeah. All right, shoot your shot.

Yeah. Clank, you missed. All right, have a good night. But there's a little bit of that. Yeah, they'll listen. And you'll take, you'll take, you'll take, you see the woman in Toronto, you'll take a shoot down from them though. Oh.

Because they're just. You're good with it. All on birth control. All bent to the. All from the islands or some shit. Yeah. Like Cape Verdean woman. Real talk. Just. It's on. on birth control all been to the islands or some shit like k-birdian woman real talk just so go check that out man uh i might come with you yo pull up not really i can't do that but

oh why not i mean i could but you know what oh yeah when can we talk about not yet all right we got a big announcement eventually. Eventually. Coming out. We'll see. Andrew Schultz presents. Oh, buddy. Oh, buddy. No, that's a joke that's going to be simmering for a while, and when it finally hits, it's going to slam. Bro. Anyway, I'm stoked, man.

Come on out. Love that city. Akash. Akash, any shows? Any shows coming up for you? Thank you to everybody who came out from Carolinas. It was an asshole that came out.

It was dope. We had a fun time. Shouts to Benson. Benson filmed some shit for us. Sick. And I'm going to be with Andrew for sure on Friday. Maybe both shows Saturday.

It might only be one. I'm trying to figure out if I can finagle. The club thinks you're there for all the shows. Okay, well. I'm flying out there for an event and I might have to skip the family event. I might only be one. I'm trying to figure out if I can finagle. The club thinks you're there for all the shows. Okay, well, I'm flying out there for an event

and I might have to skip the family event. I might have to skip that to go to the shows. Yes. We'll figure it out. You know what I mean? Follow your heart, bro.

We'll figure it out. Might be a lot of whoopers back and forth, but we'll figure it out. But that's it. Thank you everybody who came out. Appreciate it.

And then, oh, I guess I announced on the Patreon, I'm going to try to go on tour in the fall. Yes, sir. And then we're going to try I announced it on the Patreon. I'm going to try to go on tour in the fall. Yes, sir. And then we're going to try to film something at the end of the year. Andrew Schultz presents For Real this time. Yes.

Yes. We are going to do it, man. I'm excited about that. What about you, Kaz? Any other... Do say Palooza, May 27th at the Brooklyn Mirage. Get your tickets now. It's definitely going to sell out. We're going to announce our headline in a few days. Yeah, that's about it.

Cause and effect every week on Friday on Revolt TV. It's doing really well. We're going back to the negotiation table, which is very good. That's good. Yeah, they want to make it a... They want to make it an official thing. A bigger thing. That's great.

Congratulations on that. See what's happening. Shout out to Edit and Alex and everybody. I'll take a little shout out for my equipment i guess yes all right another angel's presentation i want a producer credit guys i don't need any money i just want i want a little producer credit i want you guys to succeed and if you guys can use the equipment to succeed then by all all means, use it, man. Andrew is the most helpful guy I know who needs you to acknowledge that he's helpful. That's it. That's all you got to do.

That's it. I'm a girlfriend. As long as you make it. I cook dinner. Just say you appreciate it. That's it. There it is. You cut your hair and didn't even notice.

I cut my hair. But it's not my hair. I cut your hair. But in all seriousness, if there's any ideas, any projects, I try to support in any way I possibly can. And that is what we do here, man. It is pretty blessed.

Yeah, let's talk about some stuff. We said we were going to talk about it and didn't, and we have to talk about it. James Harden. Play off James Harden. The anti-Kyrie. Fuck James Harden. Fuck James Harden. Okay. The anti-Kyrie. Fuck James Harden. Thank you, man.

Fuck James Harden. I am tired of this guy who gets 10 bullshit calls a game, complaining about not getting two questionable calls. Keep that same energy. That's it. You see the way he takes a shot. He jumps up in the air. He falls at least three feet forward.

He kicks his legs another two feet forward. Of course, there's going to be some contact. He's created a brilliant hack to the game, which is my release point will be at one place, but I will land at another place. Therefore, it will always be contact if there is a contest for the shot. I mean, don't get me wrong. That is genius. I've said many times before that I believe James Harden is the most skilled offensive player in the history of the game of basketball.

That being said, shut the fuck up. You're not going to get some calls sometimes, buddy. That's how the game goes. And you are the guy who gets more calls than anybody else, more bullshit calls than anybody else. And this should be an easy—it's a wash. I get it. That's my issue. I think it. That's my issue. That's it.

I think the officiating was bad. I think they got fucked last year by the officials against Golden State. Okay. But you are the number one team and player, maybe in the history of the game, on benefiting from bullshit calls. So for you to suddenly be so up in arms. I want a fair shake. How do you think you got here as unfair shakes?

Traveling on game winners. Four steps. Nobody calls it. Now officiating got to here is unfair shakes. Traveling on game winners. Four steps. Nobody calls it. Now officiating got to be consistent. Yes. Get the fuck out of here. Also, nine for 28 is a dog shit percentage. Absolutely.

I don't care if you put up 38 points. That is not a big time performer. That's absolutely right. I gave Dirk shit as a Dallas fan for not coming through in the playoffs in big games. James Harden, that's his MO every year. Look at his stat line in his biggest series. Yeah, yeah. Always poor shooting percentages his M.O. every year. Look at his stat line in his biggest series. Always poor shooting percentages.

Doesn't dominate a game. If they want to win, Chris Paul's going to have to be much more assertive, just like he was last year. And when his body breaks down, just like it did last year, and it's on James Harden, they're going to fall short, just like last year. Goddamn. Couldn't have said that better myself. Cash.

Cash, talk to us. Couldn't have said that any better. Cash, talk to us. As much as James Harden's kind of fucking this up, I kind of got to put this on the refs because they set that precedent already. They let it slide for two seasons. The bullshit calls. That's a fair point. But they only missed two.

No, but I'm talking about calling it. Calling it in the first place. But you're going to miss a certain amount of calls, right? No, I was like four, five. I'm not even mad at the missed calls or whatever. I'm saying if they don't establish the precedent that these bullshit push-offs, these bullshit walks, these bullshit jumping into people and flailing, all that bullshit, if that's not there for two seasons ahead,

you're not bitching about this. I don't even think you're that good of a team if you're taking away all those points. So what you're saying, I think a lot of people are saying, is they should continue making bad calls that benefit James Harden throughout the playoffs instead of correcting what they did wrong, which was make poor calls. No, I think what the referees did was absolutely fair and correct. Good. I never thought those were fouls. I thought if you're an offensive player initiating contact, that's not a foul.

That's what James Harden is a master at. He set records for free throws because of this shit, right? And the referees and the way the game is being played, they set that precedent now. So, of course, it's going to make the referees look bad now because these are the calls you've made all year for the past two years. And now instead of making it look like, oh, the referee is bad job just be like no james ron this show was never a foul we let you slide for two years on this bullshit i do think golden state gets away with more calls and other things and every other team oh yeah i think that they they get away with more moving screens than i've ever seen and i hate golden state and i want houston to win i'm just

listening to my obviously i got friends from hou, and they're just so up in arms about this. And it's like, fam, shut the fuck up. You still had a chance to win. Don't put this on the refs when you lose by four. Nine for 28, you lost by four. That's not the refs. Winnable game, and you didn't come through. Your shooting percentage was 30%.

That's not getting it done. Greats, shoot 50. 35 points on 28 shots is just not good, straight up. Now, what would you say to the average Houston fan that goes, his shooting percentage would have been better if those shots that he got fouled on that they didn't call didn't count against his percentage? Yeah, my friend said that. He said five.

There were five calls that should have happened. So it would have been nine for 23, which is not good. It's not good, but it's not bad. Nine for 23 is not awful. Nine for 28, now we're in the 30% category. We're in James Harden territory. That's where we are. We're in James Harden territory. Listen, the calls were horrible last

year, game six and game seven. They also missed 40 fucking threes in game seven at home. So don't put this on the refs. also missed 40 fucking threes in game seven at home yeah so don't put this on the refs yeah 27 straight threes or some shit 27 something crazy like that yeah when we have a bad set we have bad audiences sometimes that's true and it's at the end of the day what do we say at the end of the day it's still on us it is still on us yeah and if you want to be great in your field yeah it is still on you yeah you had a game time three at the end you didn't hit it you know who was up two and hit a big three at the end of the game even though they played like dog

shit all game steph steph hit that who i don't even think is a great player performer but he hit that shot that was a big shot that was a big fucking shot yeah it's it's a it's a tricky i agree completely what's your shame james harden's great playoff moment? Somebody name me one end-of-the-game great playoff moment from James Harden. I can't. I think when he, like, untucks his jersey and you see his belly a little bit. Nobody arches their back on it. My man is built just like Kaz, and that's not a bad build, but you're a fucking NBA Hall of Famer.

Yeah. I think it's just the head that I don't think about. No, I was looking at his body. I was like, my man is built just like Cash. He's best case scenario you. He's best case scenario. No, he's right now case scenario Cash. Yeah.

My only thing with Harden is this whole- Same 40 time. Garen fucking- I hate the fact that they just didn't adjust. If you're not getting that call, adjust. Stop flailing. Stop exaggerating more. Like, bro, like, you're on the road.

You're not going to get calls anyway. Why do you expect calls on the road? Yeah, you're not going to get calls anyway, dog. Like, yo, adjust the game. I don't want to grant them bail, but the refs can't wait until the playoffs to start calling shit different. Yeah, the whole, like, it's a playoff foul. I disagree with that because I think if at any point in the season you can make a correction, it should be there.

And if they recognize that this guy plays a certain way and that he is cheating the game and they have a way to change the way that they officiate, they should do it. In my opinion. I have a feeling. I think it should start at the beginning of the season. I also have a feeling. But then what do you wait? Sorry. Then what do you wait until you continue to make bad calls?

Yeah. See, I disagree with that. Because they sent that president. No, because so what happens a lot of times, right, in the playoffs is this. The game slows down for the refs too because they're seeing the same players night after night and they're seeing exactly how they play against each other. So coaches will go up to the refs and be like, hey, Draymond sets illegal screens at the block.

Can you do us a favor and just watch? Draymond sets illegal screens at the block. Can you do us a favor and just watch? Or Montrezl Harrell hangs out in the paint a long time for this certain play. Can you do it, right? So what you do is, as a coach, is you start lobbying for the things you want. And they've primed these players. They said, listen, when James jumps up, and they go over video with them, they go, when James jumps up, he's jumping into us.

At least give us the benefit of the doubt for a straight up jump to block the shot. And I think the refs have looked at the footage and rightfully agreed. And you know why they're not noticing contact now? And this is all on James? Because James flails, so they're looking at feet, not hand. Feet, not hand. When James jumps up for a shot, now refs are looking at if his position has moved toward his defender or if he's maintained the same position. And instead, they're not—instead of looking at his follow-through, where there might be a hand touching a hand.

And that's on James Harden. I will say this. I don't think they make this adjustment against any other team. I think if Houston is playing a second-round series against Portland, James Harden is getting all these calls. I don't think they make this adjustment against any other team. I think if Houston is playing a second round series against Portland, James Harden is getting all these calls. I was about to say. Oh, you think this is bias for the Warriors? I don't necessarily think the league

is rigged or whatever. Let's just say we all know superstars get calls and they got the most superstars. And that's a logical explanation. Fine. But they do get calls. And I think against any other team, James Harden still gets his calls. Because he's the biggest star on the floor. Here, he's three. There's something to be said for that.

I guarantee you he's going to get all those calls game two. He's getting all those calls game two. That's also possible. They took a lot of flack. They came out with the whole fucking report. It's been the talking point at every fucking morning sports show this week.

He's getting all of those calls in game two. I disagree. I guarantee you. If they switch it, then they are admitting that they're wrong. It's going to be a fucking marching band to the fucking throw on all game. So here's the question. Does he still keep up the antics in game two? I have a theory that he's not going to.

I have a theory he's going to go, I'm not going to fall on the ground every time I shoot because I'm not going to get the calls. So I'm just going to focus on trying to knock down these shots. And I think he's going to shoot better because of it. He's got to. I think what happens with James Harden, and I was trying to calculate why he shoots worse in the playoffs. And I think it's because he's playing for the foul instead of playing for the knockdown shot because because he doesn't want to go a possession without scoring and it is way easier to guarantee a foul than guarantee the knockdown once he realizes i'm not getting those shots all he's doing is following through and

looking at that ball going to the basket and i think it will help him i think james has a good shooting night i think so coming up i think honestly between that i think not just for the rockets but like specifically for james harta and why they've matched up so well against the warriors for so long going to the free throw line slows the game down against golden state like you're gonna get way more possessions you're not gonna i mean you're gonna get way less possessions so if you don't get that game fucking if you don't get that game-breaking Warriors run that you always get, you're always in the game. So even though if they weren't getting fouled, it was still a pretty close game.

They're only down by three or four with the game on the line. But if you're not getting those free throws, and the Warriors are just fucking nuking you like they do to every team, and you get those 20-nothing runs, 30-nothing runs, you're done. The only way to keep it a fair game is if James Harden is going to the free throw line. How is that even considered a foul? It's not even close.

You think that, was that debatable at all? Not this much. Look where his feet are. Look where he takes off. He's way behind the free throw line, the three-point line. He's a good two feet. Two feet, minimum. Watch where Draymond lands. Draymond lands on the three-point line.

Harden was two and a half feet beyond the three-point line, and Harden and Draymond land together. That means Harden has moved closer to Draymond. Draymond has not moved closer to Harden. Unnaturally closer. Unnaturally closer. No foul at all. I'm sorry.

That's not a foul. I think Klay got away with one. It's not fancy to defend it. I think Klay got away with one, but this was... You got to give him a chance to defend. Klay got away with one early. Yeah. Maybe two.

But that happens in a game. You go to the basket, you get fouled, you don't get a call. We're acting like these two no calls were the only no calls the entire game. My brother, the feed is fucked up, though, because it, what did Kobe say? Jalen Rose me? Where Jalen Rose, guy came under Kobe's feet and then twisted his ankle? Yeah, but. That's a dirty play.

But this is. This isn't. Induced by Harden. This isn't. Right, what I'm saying. The clay one. Right, what I'm saying is, I don't even know if the clay one is that much. Perhaps.

Right, so it's like, this is, if Harden is putting his feet in front, like notice how Harden lands. He lands on his tippy toes. He's not trying to. Look how Harden lands, right? Harden always lands when he throws his feet. He lands light on his feet and falls to the ground

because he knows he doesn't want to turn an ankle. Yeah. Right? Yeah. He knows he's going for the foul and he doesn't want to turn the ankle. This is all strategy.

This is choreography. He's not even trying to land. It's gross, and I hate the Warriors, but to act like you got hosed off of this call is crazy. Dude, it's so bad it's making me root for the Warriors. I'm rooting for the Warriors this series.

I need Katie to get one more so you can come home. If they lose before they get to the finals or they lose lose in the finals, I can see them coming back. You want him to go to the Wizards? My homie, goddammit. Anyway, look, we don't have to hard pawn Harden too much. And Chris Paul needs to fucking hold it together too, dude. Yeah, what are you doing?

You're getting a fucking tech? What are you doing, bro? You've wasted a great Eric Gordon game. I think he had like 30 or some shit like that. At that point, the game is over. They missed. They didn't get the ball back. There's four seconds left.

They're down three. Right, but four seconds left. Golden State's not going to miss both free throws, but they could. And it's still a one-possession game. Fair enough. Right? So it's like, Chris, you've got to stick that out. He's going to have to be more aggressive.

You know who's had a sneaky, good NBA career? Who's that? Ahmad Shumpert. Oh, yeah. I just noticed he was on the Rockets yesterday. I'm like, no, he's played with every MVP. Wait, wait, not Ahmad Shumpert. Iman Shumpert.

Oh, Iman Shumpert. Iman Shumpert. Ahmad, like Ahmad Rashad. I had no idea he was on the Rockets until yesterday. He's three feet, a full yard behind the three-pointer. Look at this. Watch this. He's three feet behind the line, and he lands like a big four inside.

You can't. Let's say Draymond was not there. Watch this. Land it. He's not even intending to land on his feet. If Draymond didn't go, there'd be no way he could possibly land on his feet. This should be, ready for it? That's a wide open three. He's still false. This should be ready for it? Offensive foul.

He is throwing his feet at a defenseless defender. Offensive foul. You should not be able to do that because you could potentially put your feet underneath his and then he could turn his ankle. He's actually trying to land. You're not. Offensive foul. It would be lit if they called that next game.

This year, that should be a rule change. I mean, I get it, though. You're trying to protect the player. But if you're purposely not trying to land on your feet. Protect the defender, too. Because think about it. Imagine Draymond. Look, ready?

If he lands on his ankle. Draymond jumps up after him. If Draymond had any athletic ability whatsoever, he would land first. He could land it on his ankle and really bust his ankle. Dangerous. Offensive foul Harden. Foul him out of the game. I mean, I get what he's trying to do. He's trying to bait the refs. For all season,

that's what he's doing. You know what? Play the game the way it's supposed to be played. Naked. Do not call the game the way it's supposed to be called. Play the game the way it's supposed to be called play the game the way it's supposed to be played shoot a jumper like it's supposed to be shot yes don't stick your fucking feet out and land on nothing stop it and it's it's especially frustrating to watch that and then you on you go on the other side it's like kevin durant going ham fucking hand in the face hand whatever like nothing ever fucking changes landing on his feet when he jumps? Yeah, like it doesn't fucking

matter though. Can we talk about that again? Can you send us a screenshot? We gotta post this on Instagram. The idea, this is a natural three-point shooting form. You know what they should do? They should cue out Draymond. They should eliminate him from the image.

You know how you can do that? And just show his natural jumping motion without a defender there and show how you can do that? Yeah. And just show his natural jumping motion without a defender there and show how absurd it is that there's no fucking way he would ever be able to land on his feet. And that's all that Houston fans need to see to realize that he's getting

all the calls that he should get. Let's tell you something about Houston. There's a bunch of stupid people in this. Oh, man. I gotta use the bathroom real quick. I was about to say, all right, so before he was about to head out. Go, Oh, man. I gotta use the bathroom real quick. I was about to say, all right, so before he was about to head out.

Go, go, go. Kevin Durant, is he the best player in the world now? Is it official? I don't, maybe. It's just tough to give a guy

best player in the world when he's playing with three other, two other all-world players. And to you, I say, how have those all-world players played this postseason?

Yeah, no, but they just take so much focus away from him. Focus, yeah, but I mean just watching his game. Like imagine LeBron had Kyrie still, even if Kyrie's having a bad game, Kyrie and another knockdown shooter. Whoever the fuck. I want to say Kawhi because that's kind of like Klay, but not really.

Just another fucking all-world world historically great at shooting thing think of the amount of pressure that takes off of course but to you i also say it's not that easy to play with people that good right like kevin durant even when he's surrounded by all these like all world players he's still head and shoulders above everybody like when the game slows down when it's time to win when they give kd the ball it's like oh yeah no he's by far the best player on the court i don't know man i also know they struggle without steph period i mean based on this past season and season before like when steph is not there regular long stretches i wonder how it would be in the playoffs because steph doesn't look quite right he hasn't he hasn't looked right and that's it's it's a yearly thing now like Every year it's like, oh, is stuff good?

You see, that's regular season Kyrie. Playoff Kyrie last year wasn't there. He was out for the regular season. He got hurt in the regular season. What do you mean he gets hurt? The first finals against the Warriors. He should have taken that series over. The Warriors honestly

weren't ready. LeBron was playing out of his fucking mind. Game one, what happened? He got hurt in the finals, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he ran through everybody else during that playoff run. Oh, ran through all the way until it mattered. Yeah, they got hurt. He ran through the East.

He got hurt. God bless his soul. He ran through the East with an all-time player. All right, so tell me when Steph has ran through the playoffs. No, Steph hasn't. I'm not giving Steph credit. I'm knocking Kyrie. That's why KD and Kyrie need to team up next year. Be like, hey, don't you hate carrying people in the playoffs. No, Steph hasn't. I'm not giving Steph credit. I'm knocking Kyrie. That's why KD and Kyrie need to team up next year

and be like, hey, don't you hate Kyrie and people in the playoffs? And they both get together and say, fuck, let's Kyrie. And then Kyrie's going to get hurt in March, and y'all are going to struggle through it. God damn it. I'm sorry, man. I don't hate Kyrie. I just think we've got to acknowledge that he's injury prone. Of course.

He doesn't seem to have the greatest attitude. I also think Steph is injury prone as well. I agree. And I do think it's time for us to acknowledge that KD has taken... We can acknowledge that Steph hasn't had a single finals MVP with three finals. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. KD has taken that title from LeBron. You are the best player alive right now.

He might be. It's tough to say, but I think right now you got it. You see how that Clippers game, and granted it's the Clippers, but they're a team designed to harass guys like KD all day long. You got all the irritants on your team. You got a Hall of Fame coach, a championship coach. There's no superstars on that team like they could they send people in waves to guard katie and it did not fucking matter like ever since he said i'm kevin direct you know who i am he has played like that

ever since like not a soul so are they winning the championship because if he's playing at that level yes yeah yeah yeah yeah he they're they they winning the championship? Because if he's playing at that level, nobody's beating him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're winning the championship. They're winning the championship again. And I feel like just the way he's fucking played, Steph Curry should have fouled out in game one. I can see that. Anyway, what's the point of these shits anyway?

I don't know. He's like these referee reviews like the day after the game's over. It's like, can we go back and play it over? Can we like, do you go back and play it over? Do you credit a fucked up call to the next game? You know what else could have happened? You're down 103 to 100 and James Harden has a three-pointer to tie it. James Harden should have hit that three to tie the game. Goddamn.

I mean, this is just absurd. What a loser. Just go for the shot. Stop falling. I mean, I guess if you're a ball player and you know what's off. I've been in that situation before where I know what's off and I'm trying to draw a foul. That's how he shoots. You see this report?

What's that? Steph Curry should have fouled out in game one. Why? I don't know, but they're acting like him hitting one big shot is. That should have been a foul when he stepped out of bounds. Oh, my God. He forced him out of bounds. Stop it.

Are you kidding me? It's playoff defense. The referees got two no calls correct in the final seconds of the Warriors' victory over the Rockets, but the review also ruled it. So what they're saying is these calls weren't wrong. Right. We're talking about Houston fans.

I'm talking about Houston fans, not the rest. But Steph fouling out on that body foul on the baseline is absurd because if James doesn't step out of bounds, on the sideline, is absurd. Because that, if James doesn't step out of bounds, which he shouldn't, he should have more awareness, but if he doesn't step out of bounds, nobody has a problem with that. James doesn't have a problem with it. Right? Like, I don't think James would be,

he fouled me with his body on that play where I just dribbled and then maintained my dribble and we did something else. It's absurd. Can I ask one more playoff question? What happens with the Bucs in this series and then after if they lose? I think the Bucs figure it out. You think they win this series?

You think they win this series? I still think Milwaukee takes it. I think it's going to go seven. I think it's going to be a dogfight. I think Giannis is going to figure it out eventually. They got a lot of good shots yesterday. They just weren't hitting them. This was what was scary yesterday.

Out of nowhere, Giannis became a three-point shooter. And as that becomes consistent. Oh, my God. The league should just stop. Yeah. Just stop playing. If that happens, KD will have been the best player in the world for two months. For one series.

In his entire career. Two months. Because as soon as that's,. For one series. In his entire career. Two months. Because as soon as that's, it's a wrap. It's a wrap. As a matter of fact, if Milwaukee advances because Giannis hits a three, KD was the best player in the world for two weeks. For two weeks. Dude, there was a moment, there was a stretch where I think he hit back-to-back threes.

He didn't have that little hitch in his shot. Now, granted, I was watching it on a JetBlue TV, so I could not have seen it. It was a horrible little TV. But it looked smooth. Release was there. Shot it with confidence. We're not talking about end of the shot clock shots. We're talking about I want this shot.

I'm going to take it. And if he can add that part to his game, there's no way to defend him. You cannot defend him on the three-point line. You cannot go. You have to defend him. You cannot defend him on the three-point line. You cannot go. You have to stay in. His first step is so quick and long that if you have to respect that three-pointer, just fuck the league. I think Giannis has one, maybe two more playoff heartbreaks in him before he climbs a mountain. I think this will be it.

I think this is one of the playoff heartbreaks. I think this is it. I still believe Milwaukee figures it out. I think they take it in seven. It's going to be a hard fought series. It's weird that we're giving Kyrie so much credit if y'all think they're still going to lose this series. This is how great Giannis is, man. Look at this.

Look at that. Confident. Alex and I were both watching on the plane and we were both gasping it was look at it and again they're gonna give him that all series long

you have to and then once he starts once that starts being consistent look at that block cause you can't stop him one on one like going to the room I mean look at that

they got a shit punch there but still that could have been a foul yeah they gave him real problems I also think you gotta start giving brad stevens credit as at least a coach to the first few rounds of the playoffs yeah my my issue with brad stevens is never about his x's and o's it's all about his

ability to manage talent and i don't think that he manages talent well i think kairi is managing himself i think kairi is going okay i, I'm locked in. And I think if Brad was a truly great coach, he would find a way to get Kyrie to lock in during the season as well. I think if Brad Stevens just wore suits that fucking fit. He does dress like men's warehouse.

He dresses like you're in middle school and you gotta wear a suit to a speech or some shit. He dresses like Tom hangs in big after he's shrunk. Yeah, I think I'm starting to come around on Toronto. Oh, Toronto got it. Oh, that was the other thing. Playoff Kawhi. Yeah, Jesus Christ. Playoff Kawhi is making Jimmy Butler

look sad, man. That's Jim Butler. That's Jim. Bro. It was, dude. You see what he was doing to Ben Simmons? I saw a little highlight package.

I didn't watch the game, but I saw a little. Oh, just bitching him around. Ben Simmons could do nothing with Kyle. Nothing, dude. Dog, I'll tell you this. If Golden State and Toronto make it, that matchup of KD and Kawhi. Oh, it's going to be beautiful. It's going to be fucking gorgeous.

It's going to be so good to watch. Can we acknowledge something very interesting? And Kawhi is going to be fucking gorgeous. Can we acknowledge something very interesting? I don't think we spoke about this at all, but the Clippers actually played pretty well against Golden State. They have a young, interesting, and exciting team. I wouldn't say young, but they have an interesting and exciting team.

If you add Kawhi to that team. Oh, buddy. Oh, yeah. They got space for two. Yeah, they got space for two. Think about it. You add Kawhi to that team. Oh, buddy. Oh, yeah. They got space for two. Yeah, they got space for two. Think about it. You add Kawhi to that team. Think about this.

How nice do you think Kawhi will feel knowing when he goes to the bench, sweet Lou Williams is going to come in. Montrez Harrell. Oh. Also is like 18 and 8 off the bench. Oh, no. Montrez will be starting next year. For sure.

I think that's your bulldog. You have him start next year. But look at this lineup. You have Pat Beverly, who has a place in my fucking heart and soul now. I just love the dog in him. Lou Williams, I've been a huge fan. I'm a fan of Shy Gilgis Alexander, the rookie from Kentucky. He's a rook, but he's got some show, right? Gallinari, fine.

I don't think he's that good, but he's a guy who might stroke. Shamit. You have guys that if you add a Kawhi to... And you got Doc Rumpus coaching you. I think we need to apologize to Doc. I said on Twitter, I was like, yo, we need to give Doc his credit because... I didn't know four to five

starters on this team. I didn't know four to five starters. They just got two of them in February. fair. Like in February. You know who's got the fucking golden touch of Jerry West? Yeah. He just got there. Like a year ago, two years ago, and all of a sudden, they're going to get it. I feel like some people just figure out the chemistry

of how a team is supposed to work. The only way he couldn't win a chip with was the Grizzlies. And even them, they got good. They got close. They were grand city. They were a hard out every single playoffs. Guys, this is what sucks for Toronto because even if they go far, all of a sudden the Clippers look like such an amazing situation. The advantage Toronto had earlier in the season was,

hey, the Clippers are going to be trash. You don't want to go there and rebuild. You don't got to rebuild. You just plug them right in. Plug them right in. You got that boy Pascal, though. Asiakam. Asiakam.

Yeah. He's nice. Great player. You got Kyle Lowry who can at the very least get traded for a Mike Conley. Yeah. Honestly, if you got Pascal Asiakam. They tried to do that earlier this season when they got Gasol. If you got Pascal Asiakam and Gasol and Kawhi Leonard, I'm good with

Kyle Lowry not having to give me 15 points or 20 points a game. Just run the show. Absolutely. Just get these two big fucking monsters on my wings. They've got a good team. Yeah, they've got a good team. This matchup with Golden State, if that's what happens, will be good. It will be good and it will be closer than everybody thinks.

It will be way closer and it will be fun. Dude, Siakam Siakam chasing around. First of all, Siakam chasing around Giannis is going to be fun. That's why I said Toronto is probably going to get passed. Let's say it's not Giannis. Jason Tatum is a ghost. But let's say Jason Tatum wants to play up.

Siakam and Jason Tatum. There's a lot of fun matchups going on here and do you really think that Al Horford is going to be able to hold down a legit seven foot chunky center in Gasol I think Gasol going to body him

yeah and Gasol got touched too so you got to come and guard him out as well yeah so my question is out there right what's it Baines what's the guy they'll probably put

Baines on Gasol a little bit more yeah give me give me a give me an answer to this, right? Toronto and Golden State see each other in the finals, hypothetically. Who are the best three players on the court between those teams? KD, Kawhi. Steph.

Steph. We got playoff stuff, though. We got never won that finals MVP stuff. Yeah, but Steph is still a beast, man. Steph turns it got Whenever he wants Bro I love You know I love Steph

If it's not Steph it's Clay If it's not Steph I think it's I think it's Pascal Siakam No We got Pascal Siakam bro Let's give props

I get it Pascal Siakam bro But we are forgetting The reason KD went to that team Is because Clay showed his ass In game six against OKC. Bust their ass. In a way, we've completely forgotten one of the greatest player performances I've ever seen.

Klay's always good for one of those Klay games in a series where he just completely takes over. Completely will win you a game by himself. He's unconscious, man. He's a killer. And he goes nuts. And he's great at D. I think next season we're going to be talking about Kawhi's the best player in the league. Will that be in Toronto or will that be in LA?

I don't think it's going to matter. Where do you think he'll be? Where? Where do you think, though? Where? Where do I think he's going? Like, you put that idea of Clippers in my head, and I'm like, if he's smart, that's the good move.

That's the move. And it breaks my heart to say it because I'm a Toronto fan, but not only is it the good move, you also have Balmer. You have a billionaire owner that literally all he did his whole career is sell. He is the salesman of Microsoft. That's what people don't know about. That's true. He's the salesman.

He sells. So you don't think when he walks up to Kawhi's uncle, his goofy ass uncle, whoever the fuck runs the show for Kawhi, you don't think that this guy who sold Microsoft tech shit can sell some uncle from Jersey on him coming to Los Angeles? Which is where he wanted to go in the first place. Yo, the Lakers are so fucking dumb. He's gone. We don't want to give up Brandon Ingram for the chance to just sign Kawhi outright,

where he already wants to go to play with LeBron. It's done. It's on both sides of the court. It's done. Dude. It's ridiculous how good he is. And you're a guy like Kawhi, right, who is a grit and grind player. And you see a guy like Patrick Beverly on this team.

Oh, yeah. Tell me you don't want your point guard, a selfless player. Pat Beverly is selfless. I mean, he was taking big shots in that game five or whatever it was when he hit the five threes because he had to. But he is a selfless player. You could count on him now to get buckets a little bit. A little bit, but he'll never overextend. He's trying to get everybody.

He's selfless. He works his ass off on fucking defense. He's more hard than anybody else. And Kawhi, knowing that he does that same shit, knowing that he got a point guard to lock up to, knowing that he got another guy who's just get buckets, Lou Williams,

Lou is respected by other guys in the league too. He's an OG. Oh yeah, he's one of those guys that like- Came under AI.

Came under, the same, I remember playing against Lou Williams in AAU. Oh shit, okay. Yeah,

he was, compared to, he's the next Iverson. That's what they called him. And he had that ACL, I think, earlier in his career, which like Was it? Yeah, I think he busted his knee earlier in his career, and that's why he took a toll. Yeah, but he was like in my

high school class. I always remember when you look up the rankings, it's like Lou Williams and a couple of other guys, but you always saw his name because he was just like a regular-sized kid, but the motherfucker was averaging like 45. He was nice. Wow, buckets.

What was his game in high school? Same thing you see now. Just buckets. Just touch. Great touch. He had bounce too but like,

he was almost like, if you watch like Brandon Jennings a little bit but like, Lou Williams was just stone cold buckets

and get to the hoop from outside wherever you need him get a bug he'll get a bug same way he plays now he's like Jamal Crawford I could see him

in the league for easily another 10 years doing the same exact thing he's doing now dude he's fucking so good I'm just saying if

I want to play with the Clippers I'm a guy I'm an elite basketball player honestly I hate to say it because I like this

Raptors team but maybe yeah I mean it is everything he wanted it is everything he wanted oh gosh I'm an elite basketball player. Honestly. I hate to say it because I like this Raptors team, but maybe, yeah, I mean, it is everything you wanted. It is everything you wanted. Akash, I'm KD. I could go to the debacle of an organization of the New York Knicks. Yes, you will. Yep. Let's go.

KD should 100% go to the Clippers. Or I could go to the Clippers. And wait a minute. I'm sorry. Did you say they have room for two players? Yeah, they do. They have room for two max players? So I'm KD.

I could say, hey, Kawhi, would you like to go with me and play in Los Angeles, California for the Clippers? They already took two games off of the Golden State Warriors in the first round with nobodies. Or even if it's just friendship shit. And I had to drop 50. Even if it's just. To put them out. shit. And I had to drop 50 to put them out. Real talk. I had to drop 50 to put them down.

He had to put up a 50 ball to put them down. That's true. And even if you just want to play with your friend, hey, Kyrie, you know where it's nice and warm? You know where it's easier on your brittle-ass joints? Warm weather in Los Angeles, California? You know who wouldn't mind coming off the bench, Cass? Who?

Patrick Everly You know who would not mind in the least Being a seventh man But come in and play some two Play some one Just go lock up on D Especially during the regular season When I don't want to play more than 30 minutes

You know who wouldn't mind doing it? Patrick Everly See, all that makes sense on paper, but at the end of the day, they're the Clippers. At the end of the day, you're the Knicks. What are you talking about? But you're in New York. But you're in Los Angeles.

Fucking Hollywood. Jerry West. Listen. Steve Ballmer. How do you not do this? For the past 10, 12 years, the Clippers have run way better than the Knicks. By far. Not even close.

Lob City, Blake Griffin, gotten further in the playoffs, all that type of shit. Still, people look at them like the little brother in LA. Because they haven't won the chip. But the Lakers haven't done shit. They're always going to be the Brooklyn Nets. Here's the thing. You know who doesn't care about being a little brother kawhi leonard kawhi leonard is a white walker okay kawhi leonard cares about nothing yeah all he wants to do is get on that throne that's the only thing that he

cares about he doesn't give a fuck about being a little brother or not he's been a little brother in san antonio the whole time kd i really don't think KD gives a fuck about anything but winning and having his squad. And you know who would give him the squad? Kawhi. Well, to that, though, why wouldn't he stand gold and say to this? That's my thing. I think if he gave a fuck about winning. No, no.

I think KD wants to be the man. And I'm thinking Kawhi would give him. So I don't know how that came out. So if Kawhi goes to the West, I think that's more incentive for KD to come East. Very true. Yeah, but what if- If you're trying to get straight to the finals, the only thing you have to worry about is the Bucs. But if they sign Kawhi, they still have space for KD. So KD's like, I can go East and avoid him, or I can go play on his team.

That doesn't happen. I'm going to play with Kawhi. There's no way you have Kawhi and KD. I'm going to play with Kawhi. If that shit happens, woof. These are all bad. I would love it as a guy who's just tired of the Lakers' arrogance and tired of Lakers' fans. And the Clippers, it's nice to see a little brother get a win.

I'm a little brother. It's nice to see a little brother get a win. Who doesn't root for you? Here's the thing. The Knicks are getting Chris Middleton and Kemba Walker. That's who we're getting. I said it in the beginning of this fucking season. I'll be Chris Middleton and Lee.

That's the sad part. We might just get Kemba Walker. We might just get Kemba. And Tobias Harris. That's who we're going to end up getting. No, if we just get Kemba and save money, I'm happy. Nah, I'm not happy with that. I'm not happy either. But I'd much rather them not swing

and miss on a B-level max guy than be like, alright, well. I told you this. Simmons said this on his podcast. I saw a tweet. He had it on good authority that duane wade and lebron were ready to go to new york like team up go there but they fumbled the presentation so fucking badly that riley was able to swoop in and be like yo come back come back yeah that's what i heard too and then they were like all right well yeah this is much and

this is why this is why nicks fans have such ptsd because like everybody's hearing like oh yeah katie is a done deal yeah like oh it's just a matter of signing the paper i'm like yeah we heard the same shit about braun and wade like eight years ago pardon me if i'm a little fucking pessimistic about this shit i'm very pessimistic i don't believe in it but um unless there's anything else guys we got to start wrapping it up shout out to the giants oh yeah yeah let's do let's do a draft real quick and then we gotta we gotta wrap this. I just wanted to point out one thing

that was kind of cool. So, Kyler Murray goes number one to the Arizona Cardinals. Right. Arizona trades Josh Rosen. First of all, I think that's a great trade for Miami. Absolutely. Second round draft pick.

Do you believe in Rosen? I believe in Rosen. I don't know about his attitude. I'm a little iffy, but talent-wise, if you said that would be a second round pick, absolutely. Okay.

And the guy on the ticket I respect who, like, fucking knows football and, like, watches tape and all that said he had Kyler Murray at the same level as Rosen. Yeah, coming out the draft, everybody was like, Rosen's the guy until, like, a couple, you know. Oh, so he fell. Yeah, like, he had, like, a bad, like, combine or something like that. But Kingsbury, he wants Murray for his offense. He's known Murray since Murray was in high school and he was a Texas Tech trying to recruit him then

like he wanted Kyler Murray here's a storyline that's kind of cool Kyler Murray black quarterback goes number one replaces a white quarterback white quarterback

is looked at as dog shit gets dumped for nothing not once does a racial story get brought up and I just thought that was so nice not even the like overly enthusiastic look how far we've come like when tony or josh rosen was just that whack when they're like we'll take anybody fine

we even let the negro boy play quarterback but you didn't even hear the story of the black quarterback number one like there was no and i just thought that was cool like i remember when the colts played the bears in the superbowl's Bowl. Tony Dungy and whoever the black coach was for the Bears. Lovie Smith. Oh, so many fucking stories. Oh, two black coaches in the Super Bowl. Got so annoying. No stories about this.

And I just thought that was real progress. That this just happened. The black quarterback went number one, which was a huge deal before Cam Newton. And the bigger deal was his height. The bigger stat I heard was this is the first time a quarterback at this height has been taken and then he dumped the white quarterback and nobody in arizona was like no keep the white guy they were just like oh the black guy i think he's gonna be better get rid of the episode of cause and effect like last because he's jewish

last that's what it was that was my jew was my Jewish accent. That was terrible. What was that? They got the Jewish quarterback out of there, bro. Yeah, there was only like 19 black quarterbacks drafted in the first round, like ever. Ever? Before this year. But now this is a sign that like the first two quarterbacks came out black.

Yeah, it's Russell Wilson. Haskins fell to 15. No. Murray number one. Oh, and Dwayne Haskins. Dwayne Haskins. And nobody talked about race at all. And I just think that was such a nice sign of progress.

It's the Russell Wilson effect, man. Nobody wants to be that guy that missed out on their next Russell Wilson. Did you ever see that story about why there have been so many prolific Jewish quarterbacks? No. It's because you get a quarterback. I know where you're going.

I thought you were going to a much darker place. I thought you were going to a much darker place. I thought you were going to a much darker place. I'm relieved. A little racial humor for you guys. Just to remind us that we're on flavor two still. If anybody gets upset, I'm Jewish. Salty. God damn.

Oh, man. Poor Giants. Also, the Cardinals, I Oh, man. Poor Giants. Also, the Cardinals, I think, had a really good draft. The Giants, yeah, had a horrible draft. Can you guys break down the Giants and how awful this kid is from Duke? I don't know that he's awful. A lot of people said they had him as like a third-round talent, but I don't know. He looks fucking downy a little bit.

My thing is like this. If you're going top 10 as a quarterback, I bet I've heard about you before this week. That's my only shit. There's no way a guy who played in ACC, played for Duke,

is worth a top 10 pick. And on top of the lopsided trade for Odell Beckham, people are just looking at this like, no. What is the upside in this? What did Gettleman say? Gettleman liked him, and he said if we waited until our next first-round pick or whatever, we tried to trade back, we know for a fact two teams before 17 were going to take Daniel Jones.

And we didn't want to lose our guy. If it's a quarterback and you believe that's your quarterback, people say take him wherever. Doesn't fucking matter. But most people who follow the draft are like, he's not. So my follow-up question is, what made him their guy? Because you see all this criticism. I don't know. Does he have like typical quarterback size?

Does he have big hands? Oh, yeah. He's like 6'5", prototypical size. Also, a lot of people are like, look, he played on Duke. He had no talent around him. Got you. Kyler Murray had one of the great offensive lines in college football. Got you. He had weapons out the ass. He had a great coach. lot of people are like look he played on duke he had no talent around him got you kyler murray had one of the great offensive lines in college football got you he had weapons out the ass

he had a great coach daniel jones is playing at duke okay got you so you have prototypical quarterback size he wasn't prolific but they feel like given some pieces he could actually do well maybe this isn't a franchise quarterback but it's someone who can manage the game and be effective. Well, he has all the tools, so the tools to be good. He has apparently a decent arm. I haven't read a ton about him. I didn't hear his name until, like Kaz said, the week of the draft.

I wasn't nearly as invested as I was because the Cowboys didn't have a first-round pick, but I didn't hear anything about Daniel Jones until I heard a rumor, a tweet that was like one team has Daniel Jones in their top 10, and you all know who it is. Or has their QB1, which is their top 10. I did see that tweet. And you all know who it was.

Everybody's like, Giants! Now, did he have a good combine? Was there anything that was special? I didn't hear any combine shit about him. And this is not a guy, because the combine is like athletic ability, not really throwing. So I don't know what he wouldn't run a fast 40 he wouldn't have had a good broad jump you know i mean like right how's he gonna shine at the combine look at the tape had to be the tape i guess and can you take notes on

how alex handles youtube and just this is you i'll be there god damn look at that ed martinez coming through we probably got a great Wunderlich score. Yeah, I didn't hear about like a – that's like the test they give him. I didn't hear about that. So I don't know. But he could be good. I just don't – most people don't believe so. My thing is, is he better than Sam Darnold?

No. Is he better than Lamar Jackson? Not what it would seem. Is he better than any first-round quarterback they could have got last year? I mean, granted, you wouldn't have got Saquon Barkley. No, get Saquon. I think that was the right move. I think you've got a franchise player.

I think, though, a franchise quarterback is worth so much more than a franchise running back. Cowboys got arguably best running back in the league. People make that argument. Big deal. Not big deal, but I would rather have a great quarterback any day. He had good grades, and he was the team captain. I hope you're the fucking team captain if you're the quarterback. What the fuck?

Is that it? Dwayne Haskins, also academic All-American, also broke a lot of passing records at ASU. People aren't super high on him, and I don't know why. I think Washington had a good first round. They got two people who just fell, and it seems like for no real reason. Absolutely. Okay, so this is Daniel Jones. Okay.

I mean, you see he's tall. Bad throw. That didn't look impressive. Yeah, none of this stuff. Okay, let's see. His form looks odd to me. Maybe I'm crazy. Looks like he's throwing sidearm.

Broad jump. Solid broad jump. Nine and a quarter feet. Not bad for 6'5". White? Yeah. White, boy. Oh, K got up! What was that, 32? Yeah, I don't see any highlights of him running, though, so what's

the big deal about being athletic? He got a little arm on him. He got a little arm on him. Alright, alright, alright. It'd be nice to have a guy like old old Beckham Jr. to throw to. Well, guys, Alright Alright Alright It'd be nice to have a guy like Old El Beckham Jr. To throw a two Well guys That has been another episode Of Flagrant 2

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next oh real quick before we go i did this did this fucking show that was so cool that i have to shout out a guy named jeremiah watkins has a show uh they usually does in la at the comedy store but he did it in moon tower and it was called stand up on the spot and the audience just yells out suggestions and you got to create a stand-up bit on the spot about it and it was called Stand Up On The Spot. And the audience just yells out suggestions and you got to create a stand up bit on the spot about it. And it was such a cool, fun show. I did at Moon Tower. So if you're in L.A., definitely go check that out. We posted a video of it on the YouTube channel. So it was just a freestyled set. I think that's what we put it under. But if you're in L.A., definitely go check that out, man. It is just so raw. It's comedy in its rawest form. And I really think that y'all will appreciate it.

And yeah, so shout outs to Jeremiah, man, for doing that. Anyway, man, keep it tight. Peace.