Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Saying Your First N-word

Episode Date: April 14, 2020

This week Andrew Schulz, Akaash SIngh, and AlexxMedia discuss the first time you said the N-word, why Ellen DeGeneres is a monster, how Bernie Sanders is a sellout, if AOC is only successful because she's hot, why ordering dessert on a date is gay and much more. INDULGE! Want an extra episode a week? Join the Flagrant Army www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

They basically just said it's not masculine if a man orders dessert. That's what it all boils down to. What the fuck does dessert got to do with masculinity? It kind of makes sense. It kind of makes sense. Why? Yo, why you need something sweet, son? You a little sweet?

This could be genius. This could be black women trying to get black men to stop dying from heart failure and hypertension and all these things. Maybe they just want to keep all the Cheddar Bay biscuits for themselves. You know what I mean? Cheddar Bay, son. Hold on. I want to go back. Dessert is gay?

Is that what you guys are saying right now? She's saying it, and I'll be ordering dessert, and it's kind of gay now that I think about it. All right. I'm not going to stop. Let me, let me, let me. They gave you the small spoon. No, no, no, no, no.

I don about it. All right. I'm not going to stop. Let me, let me, let me, let me. They gave you the small spoon. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Flagrant 2. I'm Andrew Schultz. I'm here with Akash Singh, Alex Media. Yeah. In the building.

You know it's a slow news day. You know there's absolutely nothing going on in sports when it's a slow news day. You know there's absolutely nothing going on in sports when it is national breaking news that a NASCAR driver has said the N-word. I am shocked. And I mean that. I'm not even bullshitting you.

I am shocked that a NASCAR driver acknowledges black people exist. That blew my mind, yo. This guy mad progressive if you ask me. Son, how woke are NASCAR fans that they complained about this? Yo, that's a good ass point. So everybody who's listening to this right now, there's this NASCAR driver named Kyle Larson, who I just found out about today. He's playing a NASCAR video game with tons of black people

because you know that's the video game black people play during quarantine is NASCAR iRacing. And he thinks that he's, I guess, not able to be heard or in a private chat or something like that. Maybe he thinks he's just talking to his teammate. I don't know.

We just saw the video. Yeah, so basically I think it sounds like he He doesn't think That he's live So he He just goes Alex you wanna hit it for us In his foot

Play it I can hear you You can't hear me Hey nigger Bob to the boss Boss Boss Boss

Boss Boss So He goes And again We're not defending this at all But he goes Hey you can't hear me Right So he goes, and again, we're not defending this at all, but he goes, hey, you can't hear me, right?

So he assumes he can't be heard. And then he says the word that you fucking better be positive nobody can hear you when you say it, right? It's like you're talking to your friend on the phone or some shitty guy, like, yo, can you hear me? Bitch, slut. You just say the horrible words because you know they can't hear you, right?

Yeah. Or like your girl's got her headphones in while she's cleaning or some shit and you just start saying crazy shit. Hey, ho, come here

and suck my dick. She's like, what'd you say? Nothing. Only this time she wasn't with headphones. This time the whole internet. This time she had internet This time Shit

Pause the music all of a sudden Unbeknownst to you I'm just saying If there's one game That you would think you're safe Saying the N word on Isn't it iRacing NASCAR video game? Maybe he's trying to

Like Be more in touch with hip hop culture And he just doesn't realize You're not supposed to enunciate so much. Son, he hit that R, bro. Enunciate so much. He did it. He hit the R, son.

Son, he leaned into the R. He hit the R, bro. It sounded like a door was opening, right? It was like, and effortlessly dropped that M-bomb that's not his first m-word you remember your first m-word some black friends were like yo man you can't you don't ever say the word you say everything else you'll make every racist joke you might as well just say it and if black people

challenge you to say it and you don't say it in my mind I was like am I a pussy? I don't know so they made me say it once and then they were like

it sounded awful don't ever say that again they hurt my feelings and I was like I got got my first N-word was with two no no

let me tell you how real it is. Let me tell you. I've been told this story on either here or the Brilliant Idiots. You have it. This is news. My first N-word, I was with two of my boys, both one black, one half black, half white, right?

One of whom who's doing, who just got out of a lengthy prison sentence. And the other one ended up robbing my family. Sadiq-free? No, my family no no no no no this is my boy alex another uh kid named wyman uh and and we were hanging out at alex's crib and they kept dropping it yeah i didn't say it like oh here we go i literally said it in conversation so they kept saying like yeah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, this, blah, blah, blah, that, da, da, da. And I remember I went, yeah, these, and I said it, right? And then I went, oh, my God, I cannot believe I said that.

Like, I did not have his reaction at all. Like, I was so remorseful, but it just came out. Like, I was around people who were just saying it. I remember when I was in Spain, all of a sudden I'd be speaking Spanish a little better than I did the day before. And I was like, I'm really learning this. That's how I felt at Alex's crush in that moment. Bro, I felt so fucking horrible. Yeah, you felt mad Spanish because you're saying the N-word, but it's kind of weird that you're saying it.

But no, but later on, why am I going to rob my family's business? So I think we're even. I think that's reparations. You didn't get 40 acres and a mule, but you got a little something. How do you rob a dance studio? Say again? How do you rob a dance studio? My dad and mom would like give, well, my dad would give uh my dad would like give my

friends jobs you know like it looked like uh they could learn something learn some responsibility this type of shit and uh so he'd give them little jobs i mean he's just the fucking best yeah and um so the job that he gave wyman i think was um was he would roll up. He would count the money from the vending machine. It's just cash right there. Yeah. And he just, you know, he started to notice that shit was going, so he set up a little sting operation, you know.

That sucks for you, though. You got to be the guy that's like, yeah, sorry, my friend is stealing from you. And, you know, it's like, yeah, just, yeah, fucking, yeah, my friend is stealing from you. And you know what? It's like, yeah, just so you have fucking debt. Yeah, I felt a little bad about it. You know what I mean? But it was like, but it was one of those things where it's like. How incapable of remorse are you? Yeah, I felt a little guilty.

No, no, I felt embarrassed for him, to be honest. I felt embarrassed for Wyman. I'd be livid at him. No, I wasn't even that mad. And my dad basically came to me he he was like he just called his mom he's like hey i gotta tell you this like it's unfortunate like i know it's uncomfortable i don't want this money back like it's yeah fucking 20 whatever the fuck it is like that's not important to me i just want you to know and um and then we weren't really that

much you know that good friends anymore but he was like a really great kid he was fucking hilarious and it's just that's what i was most upset about that he was like i thought this kid was like super funny and like really brave yeah like i really admired him and then he did this stupid fucking thing i mean brave enough to go to jail right no no that was the other that was the other friend we're talking about our first N word. Mark, what was yours? I said today. Al, do you remember your first N word?

Nah, that's like saying mama dada. Mama dada? So here's the question. Does Kyle Larson need to be forgiven no no his fan base doesn't care

I'm gonna be honest this is interesting this could be the best thing to happen to NASCAR keep going there's a segment of the population

that never gave a fuck about a NASCAR race I'm not tuning in if you pay me. Now, I might hate watch to make sure this guy's losing. Fuck this. This is the only time I've ever been remotely invested in how a NASCAR race ends.

And it's just because I hope he loses. Interesting. So I'm paying some attention. That's the first time that's ever happened in my life. Interesting, because you want him to lose. You want him to lose. And doesn't he already lose? Like, I don't know about this guy.

Oh, no. Yeah. Well, he's going to win, though, because his fan base, it's like Trump. No, no, but like, I don't know about him as a driver. Oh, yeah, yeah. I assume I would know about him as a driver. Oh, I assume he's not good, is what you're saying. Yeah, yeah.

Probably not. I wonder if sponsors drop him. And the reason why I say it is because usually sponsors will drop you if they feel like it will affect their bottom line. Right. But they must be going into this knowing that a lot of the fans don't really care if the driver says the N-word. They love him more.

Right? Like in the same way that like, you know how like a sponsor, and recently it hasn't worked out this way, but like a sponsor can sponsor a rapper. Knowing full well that the rapper is going to say some crazy shit about women and crazy shit about like guns and drugs. Yeah. But they'll still sponsor them. Right. Because they know the fans don't care if they say something about that. Every once in a while, the non-fans catch wind of the rap lyrics.

Yeah. And that's what happened with Fast and the Furious. What's his name? That rapper. Move, bitch. Oh, Ludacris. Get out of the way. Oh, Ludacris.

Yeah, yeah. Remember, Ludacris lost a Pepsi deal or some shit. Yeah. There's a bunch of white ladies. I think it was Oprah. I think Oprah was the one. That's why you don't like Oprah. Yo, Oprah.

Oprah foul. Yo, I've been fucking telling you. Oprah foul. Fuck Oprah. I bet this bitch behind Corona too. You think? Who's it killing more? Black males?

Who she hate? No, it's not. I just said that shit. I don't know. The news is saying it. Come on. Let me roll, yo. My bad.

Let me be misinformed. My bad. My bad. So yeah. So I don't know if it will cost them anything. And I don't know if. I don't know. Do black people care

do you care that a NASCAR driver said the n-word this is the first time I'm hearing about it right now is it the way he said it no I just be honest

it's such a casual you said yeah it was it was the fact that he said it if Trump called a white reporter in like he's having a press conference

and there's a white reporter in front of him what he goes he goes he goes he and he says that hey i'm gonna say ninja okay right if he goes uh be careful yo i'm not gonna say ninja i'm gonna say uh i'm gonna say carter okay be careful not i'm gonna say it's like hey white carter well what do you have what do you have to ask him but he said the N-word? That would be hilarious. It would be fucking hilarious.

Sometimes it's too funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It becomes too funny to be angry at? Yeah. Yeah. And the fact, once you throw white N-word in front of it, oh, come on, son. Come on.

You guys should be able to say that. You could call another white person the white N-word. Nah, because you can't, bro. That shit is hilarious. See how black people try to trick you into doing some shit? This is how I'm all the black friends got me saying it. Where's the place? Good thing there's no vending machines.

Bro, that's a funny thing to do. Like when we open up the studio again, people are coming back here. Like have people do their confessional for their first N-word dude your first n-word because black people must know that people have said it before yeah right yeah like they must know i think you all say it because you listen to hip-hop and so alex listens alex polices when we're rapping along to corona's got talent oh yeah he was leaning into me to make sure I don't say it. I don't say it. Come on, bro.

We don't say it. I don't believe it. We don't say it. At least Mark keeps it real. Mark says he says it, I hope. Yeah. We believe that. He's not even from America.

He's from France. They don't care about those things. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. If you're rapping along to lyrics, it's like, come on, son. You're not releasing it in your brain. If I get cut off by one of y'all. Like, if I'm driving, bro, and I get cut off by one of y'all, like if I'm driving, bro, if I get cut off,

then I won't say it, but I'll say some other shit that like gets out the same emotion. To them though? When you drive by, do you look at them and see you're black and they still keep that same energy? I look at them and be like,

I bomb atomically. I say Sophocles philosophies. This fucking Socrates cut me off I'll say some other rap lyrics if you would've really heard him

you'd look at him and be like you black cracker yo can you make can you put oh my god that's how

that's how you fuck the game up finally we got one. Reel this bad boy in. I feel like them fat white people on the boat when they catch the swordfish. It's Wicked Tuna. I feel like Wicked Tuna is happening. You black cracker.

Hey, switch the camera, you black cracker. That hurts. It's like a Hemingway novel And this is Andrew's black whale This is sand cracker If you don't shut the fuck up So how do I did it? We fucking did it Alex Alex you did it

Holy shit You invented something that made white people's lives even easier This is like the new cotton gin You saved racism Alex You saved it white people's lives even easier. This is like the new cotton gin. Oh, fuck. You saved racism, Alex. You saved it. Oh my God. Black cracker.

Sand cracker. Dude, oh my God. That shit is hilarious. Sweet and sour cracker. Yeah. Bro, now you got it. What is your thing? What is your thing? What is your racist How do we be racist

Towards Indians? That's how good it is To be Indian We can't even be racist I know man It's great Oh yeah I don't have like a slur

You have a slur What is it? You call me some shit That you think I am Exactly Oh shit We don't dislike Indians Sandcrackers are about

Middle Eastern people Indians We like you Everybody likes you Curry cracker maybe Okay That's the worst thing That we call Indians Sand crackers are about Middle Eastern people. Indians, we like you. Everybody likes you. Curried cracker maybe? Okay. That's the worst thing that we call Indians is the shit that we eat. That's delicious.

Didn't you have a bit about that? Yeah. What was it? The worst thing you do to me is when you think I'm somebody else. That's how you think you are. No, no. You had something about the curry, right? That's not a diss.

It's like, you smell like curry. It's like, yeah, curry's delicious or something like that. I don't even remember, but yeah, way back in the day. Maybe it was something you said on a podcast or some shit. But I remember saying something. But it's true. It's like, I can't speak for black people. I can speak for white people, some of us.

We love Indians. Yeah. We love you guys. We're well-liked. You're well-liked. We're a popular minority. We haven't even taken the time to find ways to hurt you. Yeah.

The most we do is, da-da-da-da. Yeah, most we do is and that's what you fucking sound like that's what you fucking sound like and look like okay you fucking do you fucking do the chinese virus is from china okay and indians sound and look like this okay if you want to say southern white people go, whatever they fucking sound like, it looked like too. It's a pandemic. We don't have time for pleasantries.

It's a pandemic. Oh, it's a pandemic. Oh, breathe. You black cracker. As well. Black cracker. Oh, that's the name of this episode

It's gotta be Black Cracker Black Cracker for sure Son okay so what is your What were you What are you gonna call people You get to call people White N word Yes

Or sand N word Yeah And it's okay What are you gonna call people You have nothing We don't have one White Curry Camel Jockey is just like a lot.

I like it. It's a mouthful. What? It's a mouthful. Camel jockey. It's too many syllables? It's four syllables, yo. That's a lot, bro.

You know what? And it kind of sounds cool. You black camel jockey. It's fire, son. I'm telling you, it's impossible to diss Indians bro We love them Camel jockey assumes you own Wild stock

Imagine I call you You fucking horse rider You equestrian motherfucker You equestrian You know how wealthy you gotta be to own equestrian Camels ain't cheap Bro how do you offend Indians dog Packy hurts But Packy isn't them They're not Pakistani Camels ain't cheap Bro how do you offend Indians dog What about Paki Paki hurts

But Paki isn't them Yeah but yeah They're not Pakistani It actually doesn't I'm just like eh What are you gonna do I don't like them either No that's what it is

Dot head Dot head Nah that one's good That one stings a little I see that one sting You fucking But towel head is not that's that's punjabis oh yeah yeah yeah that's indians but even that i feel like they mean it for yo son they got a towel on their head like how are you upset about that they mean it for uh

who you call it muslims yeah but they mean it Eastern people. If they did mean it for Punjabi people. Yeah. Can they really be that upset? Yeah, dog. When they get out of the shower, what they dry off with? A towel. You saying when they don't have any towels left

and they see their pug sitting right there? It's pug, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they see that shit sitting there and there are no towels, you don't think they look at that shit and be like, ah, yeah yeah. When they see that shit sitting there and there's no towels you don't think they look at that shit and be like

ah fuck it and just unravel that shit and then dry off? You know how you use the little towel when you got no towels left? You know how you use the hand towel

and like slowly wash yourself down like one of them divers with the shit that absorbs everything? Yeah yeah yeah. Nah you just I'm sure you just wrap it up.

No it's unwrapped. Yeah. But you're not gonna put it and then put it on your head. It just put on top of your head wet the whole shit and then put on your head you gotta wrap it anyway it's not encased is it shut the fuck up what do you mean the pug it's called a pug right it's not a beanie it's not like it it's not a helmet yeah you actually have to do the wrapping correct so if you unraveled it yeah you could dry off yeah it's a lot yeah yeah i know you gotta put push back here yeah it's a towel hey it's a towel it's more like a linen to be honest it's a linen you fancy fucking towel

it's more like a bed sheet it is a bed sheet if they said sheet heads shit heads what a fucking name how did we miss that one yo did you have a disturbance did i say that no no no dastarbandi is when they is the uh celebration of when it happens yeah did you have one no because he's not uh punjabi no oh my bad yeah we learned about that yeah from dastarbandi i'm getting cultured from comedy i was asking this dude because he had a massive fucking turban at the comedy show and he didn't know, he's like, at 12 you get your turban.

Before that, you don't have to wear one. Right. And so I had a little joke. I was like, ah, you're the opposite of Drew. It's like,

you get a little more on your head there. And then I go, what is it called? He goes, I don't know. I don't know what the celebration is called.

Some other guy goes, the startup on the, so that's what it is. So at 12 years old when your son, who's definitely going to be fully Punjabi Fully sick

You should know that We're going to buy that kid a fucking sheet Maybe a long one yo We're going to wrap him up dude Like fucking luggage at the airport You know that plastic shit Maybe a long one yo That's a process

To wrap it up I'm saying i think dot head or towel head isn't too fucking crazy i don't it don't hurt that's what i'm saying it's like who gets hurt by towel head that's fucking pathetic it's yeah that really you can't make it through the day someone calls you a towel head when you got a fucking towel on your head it's like calling someone taxi driver. I think if I was actually sick,

it would bother me because it's like a religious thing. Now you're coming at my religion and that would bother me more than... Take that up with the guy who said put a towel on your head. Basically. It's like being upset.

Let's say calling a Jew a yarmulke head or napkin head. Like really, you that upset? Saucer head? It's kind of funny. Let's say calling a Jew a yarmulke head or napkin head. Like, really? You that upset? Saucer head? That's kind of funny. Right?

Hey, tea saucer head. Like, if you're Jewish and you're that upset when you got a tea saucer on your head. Yeah. I can't wait to call somebody a Jewish cracker so that shit is going to slap. Jewish cracker is a cracker, though. I know i know yeah but what is it bro is the wait no no you're not allowed to use our words you gotta call them a jew the problem with yours is everybody kind of wants to be called it yeah because it's like a rite of passage yeah but once you not once you put what they are in front of it it's now it's like a rite of passage. Yeah, but once you put what they are in front of it, now it's not cool anymore. You think?

Call him a white N-word. See how it hits. Yeah, call me white. Yo, that's my white. But the R at the end, I think, will hurt you. All right, hit me with the R. Say it. Say it.

Even I feel uncomfortable saying it with the R. It's okay. It's easier with the N. Roll your R, you Puerto Rican. You white nigger. No, that sounded fun You made that shit sound fun That shit sounded festive That shit

That sounded festive That shit fly bro That sounded festive yo Oh my god Afro Latinos gotta take the M word back bro That's funny That was good Yeah So this is my white nigga right here Oh my god, Afro-Latino's gotta take the M word back, bro. That's funny. That's good.

Yeah, so this is my white nigga right here. Ooh, that's his thug. That's his thug. It's that R. It's that fucking R. Yeah. And then can you call him the sand one? Why is this hard?

It's hard, yo. It's hard to hate. Shut up, sand nigga up sand nigga god damn Alex god damn I'm just gonna take that you sand cracker son

son this is too much fun you need a good one bro I don't have one yo towel head it's long though cracker towel head is you white towelhead no that don't hit we'll find white dot head white dot head it don't none of it slaps yeah you don't have one if you haven't experienced good racial oppression this game ain't for us it's not but

white people we haven't experienced it but you got a good slur because black people hate you and they thought of a cool one Well any black people that hate us Then they'll think of some cool shit That's so true Black people are so rhythmic Yeah That they found the beautiful word Cracker

Cracker ass cracker That's what my favorite was Chris Rockbiz Oh my god Put my foot in the cracker ass Cracker ass cracker Dude he is one of the most hilarious Black crackacker comments Kyle Larson Thank you for

Providing us With this This fucking amazing Oh my god This amazing entertainment Okay guys Now Some other things

Going on First of all How's everybody at home? Y'all doing good? You dealing with this Quarantines? Good? Is everything Gucci?

I hope so You know There's been a Akash sent me over this story That I thought was pretty interesting It was about Oh yeah Yeah it was about Ellen

Akash you want to set this thing up? So Ellen Everybody I know My perception of Ellen Is Ellen is the greatest nicest lady just the best comes out on talk shows like a white oprah giving away shit all the time everybody gets gifts also much like white oprah apparently not that great of a person in real life and i had heard this once or twice before but i kind of just dismissed it as like sometimes you

hear these little hollywood rumors and you don't it's like how seriously can i take it yes and then someone started a thread on twitter that was basically just i'll donate two dollars for to some charity for every shitty story i get of ellen ellen just a story of ellen being me and he got like thousands of responses or something crazy like that what and then he ended up taking like 150 or something that sounded believable yeah and some of them he rounded up to 300 and then uh and then donated the 600 now it's a little unfair because you're rewarding people for saying the shitty stories but i was speaking i was speaking to certain people whose opinions i respect and they were telling me uh that a lot of these uh that he heard were absolutely true and from sources that he believes are now it's interesting that all of a sudden that people are coming out now i think

this is what happens when their people are concerned that we're not going to go back to business as usual like when you feel like you could use ellen for your career you want a writing job etc yeah then you're with it but when you're like oh we're not going back to normal then we might as well blow the whole thing up Yes And I think that's what's happened Because you see a lot of like people in the industry Like people that are Respectful You know like respected

Did you hear anything beyond These stories are true? Or Meaning Did you hear anything additionally? Did you get any other inside info? I just got Inside info

That That these stories are I can't say they're true because I'm not there, but of people we know. So it's not some random person that was like a PA on the show. It was like a writer or a comic that we know, both of us. Okay. And we're like, why would she lie about that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She.

She is interesting. Why would she lie about that? I want to get it up because I want to read some. Yeah, the first I heard about it was somebody, and this is actually about another guy he wrote for james corden and then somebody was like was how was he he's like nah he's not that nice and everybody the guys are like really he seems so nice he goes it's the same shit ellen does you know you seem really nice on camera and off camera it's not like that and then so this is what we're working with yeah go on go on go on yeah but then i was just like really ellen and he was like yeah when the cameras ain't on ellen is here's some of the uh

things that the accusations made against on tv writer benjamin simon replied to porter's tweet with she is a sensitive nose so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her and if she thinks you smell that day, you have to go home and shower. Reasonable. That's fine. I think what happens is, like, she's the king or queen or fucking bull dyke. I don't know what you call it, right?

The bull cracker. The bull cracker. She's the bull cracker, right? Of her kingdom. So when you have your kingdom, you decide the rules. Yeah. David Letterman used to have a rule. Even if you're like a guest on the show, nobody walks down the hall.

Nobody's in the hall when he's walking down the hall. That's interesting. Which in my mind, people were making an asshole thing. But I'm like, he probably just wants his time before the show. You don't want people to interrupt you. I want this uninterrupted. Come up to him. I want to get in the zone.

That's another thing. What I'll try to do, and I'm sure our guys will try to do, is we'll make arguments for why these are reasonable. Yeah, because I'm hearing them. I'm like, why? What a fucking asshole. But sometimes there are good arguments for people acting what is perceived as a dickhead. No, I won't defend all these.

That's the one that I was like, I guess like. Son, the only issue I have with that is they don't, they shouldn't make people take gum right before they enter the office of the building like you should have good breath for everybody in the building like we've all worked with people whose breath fucking stink yeah and then you gotta talk to this guy all day yeah right there's this guy following around charlamagne remember that writer dude who wrote uh uh gangster american gangster yeah yeah the old white man were you working with us back then so the old I don't think so. So the old white guy that wrote American Gangster, he was following Charlamagne around to write a New York Times article.

And this guy would close talk to you and his fucking mouth stunk. His breath stunk. It smelled like tuna sandwiches. It was horrendous. And I remember this entire time going like, I wish there was some way

where I could force him to clean his mouth. And I'll say this about that story. If Diddy did that, be like that's great diddy's great diddy's the best if that's a diddy story i'm on board yeah i guess we already have it in our minds he's kind of an asshole and he's brutally honest and all that but like i'd be like yeah that's diddy and also if she framed it like this she was like everybody here deserves to work in a environment yeah that is conducive to conversation so you must take a bite of this gum when you come in so your breath is good sometimes you don't realize your breath is good but you must do it and also if you smell bad you're not showering

you're insulting the people who work around you yep easy sell this is great i think i think you tell them in a nice way you don't force them to go home and shower. No, you got to go home. Because that's like telling everybody in the office, hey, this person stinks today. Go the fuck home. Or you can nicely bring them to the side and be like, you know, is everything okay? And like just what if they're going through something, they're depressed or some shit like that? Like don't embarrass them in front of the whole staff. That shit works, bro.

Also, sensitive nose. It's a woman. Like everybody in here Got a girl And they got some weird And probably we have one too But I'm too sexist to admit it They got some weird

Personal quirk That you're like Ah that's just some shit She does I mean She's just She does this thing She hates this thing

Whatever Like I don't You don't call her out In public No I won't call my girl out But every girl Has these like Idiosyncratic,

like, this is just a weird thing I'm finicky about. Ellen got a strong-ass nose. That's what she said. Ellen's thing is she got a strong-ass nose. And if you're fucking worth hundreds of millions of dollars and the motherfucker smells to you, you can send her home. That I don't think is super nice.

Next, next, next. A new staff member was told every day she picks someone different to really hate. It's not your fault. Just suck it up for the day and she'll be mean to someone else the next day. They didn't believe it, but it ended up being entirely true. That I can believe and I do know people like that. Isn't that better than being mean to everyone?

Nah, yo. Like, think about it. You're just mean to one single person at the office. Because that's bullying. And we won't stand for bullies on any level. Oh, you're a bully. You bully me all the time. We do not bully you, son.

You're a fucking bully, bro. Nah, son. Oh, gosh, you're a bully. Shut the fuck up and do the next tweet. See what I'm talking about? Holy moly. Holy moly. Bro, this guy goes on Crow's Got Talent.

He can't wait to trash motherfuckers. They ain't even singing yet. That's the best thing. I love that shit. No, I didn't trash anybody. Only the guy who just said, hey, look at my weed. I have no talent. All right, man, grow up.

Grow the fuck up, dog. I was actually going to tell you that. I was going to tell you. Drew needs to start fucking getting at these motherfuckers more. Treat it like the front row at your shows. I do. If anybody can be the Simon, it's you. Say again?

Mark be the most vicious, yo. Yeah. Mark be low-key sniping all these people, yo. He be scared, bro. He be shitting on everybody, yo. Here's the thing. Yeah, but he says it under his breath in the back. Like, they don't really hear that shit.

After they leave the chat. You got to do it to their face. You got to do it like Kyle Larson, bro. You got to do it to their face. You got to do it like Kyle Larson, bro. My feeling of this is like, yes, I'm going to roast people and I'm going to fuck with them. But at the same time, you got to understand, like, a lot of times these people, when they join the Corona's Got Talent thing, they're like, yo, man, it's so great to meet you. I love your stuff. You're in a very tough spot there.

Like, nobody's a fan and respects Simon Cowell. You know what I mean? Like, no one looks at Simon Cowell and be like, you are great at what you do. What do you do again? Yeah, they don't love him beyond America's Got Talent. Yeah, they're like, you have an opportunity for me. I want to use you for your opportunity. I'm saying you're the one who could get away with it.

Or maybe Alex can. But I do be fucking with them. You know what I mean? And also, it's hard. If, like, somebody's singing and they're nervous and it's like, I want to build them up. It's like, yo, I don't want to shit on this person. But guy who's like hey bro i love you look at my weed they get it fuck yourself yo no they get it these people get it the other thing is like i truly want people to

do their best yeah so if i started out trashing them 100 well but if their shit sucks then we go after it yeah you know unless it's a delusional girl and she's just singing crazy then that's just fun to watch so everyone request to come on groda's got talent okay uh i worked uh real food daily served her at brunch she wrote a letter to the owner and complained about my chip nail polish not that it was on her plate but just that it was on my hand i had worked till closing the night before and this was the next morning i almost got fired a letter's crazy writing a letter the level of white woman that is to write a letter that's wild yo yeah she's that's wild yo writing a letter motherfuckers when they have another food one crazy she polices her crew's lunch orders Nobody allowed to eat fish They would come hide on our stage

To eat when they wanted to Be away from her Yo That's great You still feel these are reasonable? Say what? You still standing by their reason? You don't want to smell fish all day bro

This guy If you don't have to If you don't have to Fish is fantastic Now if you got 150 people If you coming into my office If you don't have to Fish is fantastic Now if you got 150 people If you coming into my office and you got to chew gum Cool I'm talking to 5 people a day 150 people on the show and none of them can eat fish

Nah this one's fire right here An old friend worked on her lot Smiled and said good afternoon to her one day And she became unhinged Who do you think you are You don't look at me Yada yada yada That bitch is real bro Ellen is not fucking around bro

Come on Come on yo Yo where's the one There was one foul ass one Where Somebody's gonna go To another job And then Ellen like

Begs them like Yo please stay Don't take this job They go to Ellen Respectfully and like Ellen begs them, like, yo, please stay. Don't take this job. They go to Ellen respectfully and like, yo, I'm going to take this other job. It's a great opportunity, whatever. Ellen's like, please, I need you. Please, you've got to stay with me, whatever. Fired the bitch a week later.

No. Word. Yeah, it's there somewhere. I don't see it. Let me see if I can find it. Maybe it's in the first and more. But that's wild. But you know what?

This is what it's like when you have a girlfriend. This is what I think a lot of people don't realize, right? It's like, we're shocked. We're shocked that a woman is capable of these things. And under normal circumstances, you should be shocked, right? But then you realize that she's a bull. She's a bullcracker. She's a bullcracker, right?

And when you're a bullcracker, you have to deal with a woman. And she flips bitches, right? I don't think Portia rossi was probably also a bull i think we're just assuming that because she was cute are you just assuming that she was pretty 100 i don't believe in beautiful lesbians bro i don't believe in beautiful bullcrackers bro i don't think they exist dog for real i have so i heard that like beautiful bullcrackers i heard this like 10 years ago from another alex for cool with. He's like, they're all bi. Every pretty lesbian is bisexual.

If you're a beautiful bullcracker. And I have yet to see that disproven. Yeah, if you're a beautiful bullcracker. Gorgeous bullcracker. Gorgeous, beautiful bullcracker is fun too. But if you're like a bad bitch, beautiful bullcracker. There's no way you're 100% lesbian. I can't buy that. If you're a bad bitch, beautiful bullcracker.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't be. If you're a beautiful bad bitch bullcracker. Son, there's no way. There's no way. You know what Ellen is? She's just Macaulay Culkin from Home Alone, grown up. Like if Macaulay Culkin, what's her name? Macaulay Culkin From Home Alone Grown up Like if Macaulay Culkin What's her name

Macaulay Culkin Yeah what's the character's name Kevin McAllister She's Kevin McAllister Grown up Yo I know you know That cracker's name yo Son I did not know

That cracker's name But I think that Yeah I think she's just The grown up version of that And that's fine And she's a fucking bitch But you know what That's what it is

That's when you have to deal With some annoying wife All day That's gonna wear on you if you have to go home and deal with your annoying wife who probably has shitty ass breath okay probably loves eating fish all she's doing is correcting the wife shit at home at work so she don't gotta deal with that at work you gotta blame portia derossi portia is that her name yeah i gotta see this bitch yeah she's she's pretty she's pretty she's pretty bullcracker she's a pretty bullcracker yo what i'm trying to find this story i can't find it but it's there somewhere this funny bitch yeah she's in arrested development yeah she is what I didn't know she was lesbian she didn't give me lesbian vibes

when I watched I don't think she is Arrested Development there you go and then another one she had Anne Hesch another one she flipped

Ellen flips bitches bruh nah Ellen may be Tiger King she's the fucking Joe Exotic she's Tiger King she's fucking

Joe Exotic she's not even a lesbian son she's no ellen's lesbian no no this girl porsche neither of them are lesbian wow yes wow it all makes sense it all makes sense now so your deal also ellen is stressed because she's knows she has uh she knows that she has a woman at home that really isn't into her yeah she's into the lifestyle she's into the power she's into the opportunity that ellen can give you. She's into the opportunity that Ellen can give you. But she's not really into you. So you're stressed.

That hurts you. That's Joe Exotic. Yeah. That shit makes all the sense. That's it. Yo, she... Offs herself, son? No, she's not going to off herself.

But... God damn. You never know. That's not going to off herself. But. God damn. You never know. That's not off herself. Dark. Yeah, real talk. I'm looking for a story. I just try to pop in and contribute. You know what I mean?

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trainer yeah tbe he wants to be the best. Boxing trainer. The best ever. The best ever boxing trainer. So being the best ever boxing trainer requires some luck because you have to have the best ever boxer. Nobody can take someone who's trash and then turn them into the best ever. Right. Fair enough. So Roger Mayweather, his uncle who trained him for the majority of his career, might go down as one of the best trainers ever because he trained the best fighter ever. Yeah. You know? and so you

need some luck you need to spot some talent and you also need to be able to like nurture that talent and make sure that these other promoters don't steal them from you etc i don't think that he's going to want to put in that work and i don't think he's going to want to put in that effort and i also don't think that he's going to find an athlete that is as dedicated as Floyd was. So like the thing about Floyd is he had unbelievable skills, but he wasn't so athletic that he can't teach it. Like, for example, if Vince Carter, maybe that's a bad example let's name an athletic freak this is a better example shack yeah shack can't teach anyone how to play basketball right because shack had something that no one else has right and that's how he dominated basketball while he did have a nice touch and all these things, at the end of the day, he's 300 pounds and he can bounce around on his tippy toes.

Nobody else can do that. Mad light-footed, can dance his ass off. Unbelievable. Hakeem Olajuwon can teach you how to play basketball. Charles Barkley can teach you how to play basketball. Unbelievable athletic, but he's 6'4 and he's getting rebounding titles? Yeah. He can teach you things.

That's why they say point guards make the best coaches, right? Because they're the smallest guy on the fucking floor. they have to learn how to play this game up here t.j mcconnell is going to make a great coach one day trash nba player a decent nba player but coach he'll be unbelievable right so i think floyd in my opinion knows the game of boxing so fucking well that he can teach someone to be a great boxer. And the reason I say that is not because of his physical ability. It's because he didn't have a single hole in his game. And when you don't have a hole in your game at all,

you've studied the game well. So the defense was impenetrable. He had a counter to anything that you could possibly throw at him. I think he can teach that to someone. Is he going to get lucky enough to have a generational talent under him He had a counter to anything that you could possibly throw at him. I think he can teach that to someone. Is he going to get lucky enough to have a generational talent under him during that reign as a trainer? I don't know. We'll see.

I don't think he's going to have the patience for it. One, I don't know if he's going to have the patience. Two, I don't know if a generational talent of a boxer is going to be willing to swallow their ego to be trained by someone more famous than them yeah that is rare you're the up-and-coming boxer you're giovante davis giovante davis wants to be the man but when you with floyd you're not the man right and i don't know if a young boxer can handle that two things one to your point to that point somebody said this about racing and boxing

like foot racing like running are the two most the two sports that require the most confidence yeah i have to know i'm gonna knock this motherfucker out there cannot be a shadow of a doubt otherwise it's over same with a foot race i have to know i'm faster than this guy why does a foot race do that it's just the same like track star mentality of just like, he was just like, it's just you. It's an individual sport. Yeah. And it's just the most primal shit.

Running and fighting are the two most primal things. I don't know about that running thing, but go on, make your point. I don't want to interrupt. If you're a boxer, you have to have an ego. You have to. This is a primal thing. I'm literally trying to survive out here. Yeah.

So if you need an ego, you probably won't be able to swallow your ego for fluid because you need that ego yeah whereas a basketball player you're one of 12 one of 14 whatever there's a coach always okay i can defer to my coach i can swallow my ego i'll get my time on the floor whatever i think it's different if you're a boxer because it's just you yeah and it's the shit that requires the most ego yeah like if i think i could knock a motherfucker out you know how fucking egotistical that is how yeah confident that is yeah my my thought was i don't know if this is a real thing floyd is doing or if he's just trying to shift a narrative that suddenly popped up last week with nba young boy and his oh 100 100 like i don't even that'd be daddy right now yeah

i don't even think this is real yeah it might not be real at all and it might be him shifting narrative and then that's that's kind of smart but um i mean if he's trying to do it this son there's no way you there's never in history will a successful never in history will a six a super successful wealthy boxers kid be greater than him never the only time it's ever happened and not greater than him but be as successful in their field the only time it's ever happened and not greater than him but be as successful in their field the only time it's ever happened was with leila ali so muhammad ali and then leila and leila was the best female boxer of the time but like how many female boxers are there they're not even like professional athletes right yeah they all have like side jobs they work at fucking

fedex or some shit like that it's not you're not really competing against the best in the world. Right. Right? But what you have to go through as a human to go to boxing is so intense. You have to have no other opportunity. Right. You have to have nothing else in your life. Right. You go to boxing because you have nothing. Greg Hardy is an MMA fighter right now. Yeah.

Greg Hardy was an NFL star. Yeah. Now he's an MMA fighter. Why is he that? Because he got arrested and his career is over. His NFL career is over. Yeah. Greg Hardy was an NFL star. Yeah. Now he's an MMA fighter. Why is he that? Because he got arrested and his career is over. His NFL career is over. Exactly. There's no other opportunity for that man on this planet. Right. It is

be a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas or be in the MMA. Right. Simple as that. His kid, Floyd Mayweather's kid has tens of millions of dollars in his name already probably you cannot go out there and get punched in the face and be willing to risk it all if you have that kind of money i mean your bank it makes sense that boxing would be the most like

that but i can't think of a father son sports parent in any sport where junior was ken griffey ken griffey was good ken griffey senior how good was he you can have del curry steph curry you can have good point good point a good player or like a pretty good role player and then his son is a fucking star that happens you're right you're right that's a great point which is they don't have the extreme circumstances necessary to dedicate themselves maniacally to a sport to be great. And it also seems like, I mean, this is going off of Zaire, Wade, and Bronny. They don't seem, it seems like to get to the NBA at least, it's just such a fucking genetics lotto beyond everything. Yeah.

And those guys won the lotto and their kids got great genes, but not the same. It's not lottery genes. It's not lotto genes. Yeah. These are mega millions. Fucking LeBron James,

that's one of one human beings on earth. Yeah. Ham, Zion, there's like a handful of those guys. Your kid's not going to be that. Yeah. Your kid will be athletic as fuck. It won't be you.

Yeah. Yeah. You are the freak. you are the random mutation yeah yeah now that's a good point it rarely happens though you do see mediocre professionals or like college level players producing these amazing kids right and not all of them but a lot of times it happens joe bean brian yes yeah yes yes uh you know clay thompson yeah uh steph curry like all these guys and dell was no slouch he was a really good player but i think what happens is you pass on some good genetic material yeah but you also pass on uh work ethic and training and the understanding of the game and the understanding of the game and with floyd because his dad was a boxer yeah his dad was a boxer and his dad or his uncle was really successful. It was like multiple,

you know. But those are the guys that also got to rely on their mind more. Like Floyd did but when you're Del Curry, you got to rely on understanding the game

more than a genetic freak, more than a, I don't know, he wasn't good but Corey Maggette was a genetic freak. Yes. He didn't have to require,

Del had to know the game, had to understand everything. Yeah. So he could pass that on to Steph. Yeah. And Steph got the resources And Steph can Or you know

He can craft the perfect jumper Whatever Learn how to play point guard And then he's good And the shoes weren't too big to fill And the shoes weren't Sometimes the shoes are too big to fill Yeah

And that just weighs on you That shadow You can't get out of the shadow Like Austin Rivers Yeah I think Doc's shoes are too big And I don't think they're too big as a player but i think as a coach yeah they're actually too big right and he just can't get out of that fucking

shadow and that weighs on him like psycho psychologically like you also need to be a little bit of a sociopath you know to be successful as a sport yeah and um i think that's one of the most impressive things about lebron is that he's not that sociopathic, at least doesn't seem it. Yeah. You know, maybe he'd have seven rings if he was. Yeah. But he's so good, he can have empathy and still win. Yeah.

That's rare, bro. And again, I'm reading this book. It's called The Soul of Basketball, and it goes through the 2011 season when the Mavs won the championship. And Pat Riley does some interviews, and he talks about LeBron. He's like, don't get that shit shit twisted he wants to win more than anything yeah but it seemed like Riley had trouble understanding that LeBron was like fragile in certain ways and like he couldn't really be the villain whereas Kobe is just no problem being the

villain I don't give a fuck who likes me any means necessary LeBron wants to win but like he was very uncomfortable being the villain yeah but he and he also needed things his way he didn't like most players he's like like routine lebron didn't seem to like the routine yeah you know another little interesting story he said i don't know if you remember the beginning of that year when the heat first formed the big three they were like losing a lot of games and there was one game against the mavericks early in the year where spolster was trying to talk to lebron the coach was trying to talk lebron lebron just like bumped his shoulder and walked past him yes and every there was this huge national story and lebron was like yo i didn't even see him i don't know what the deal was whatever the next day they had a meeting bosh wade and lebron with pat riley and then pat's talking to

them whatever explaining they're saying their piece lebron is looking down for the most part and then at the end of the meeting he goes yeah don't you ever get the itch and pat's like what itch and he goes the itch to coach and pat's like guys i'm not gonna coach that's not gonna be a thing and then lebron is like all right fine and as he gets up to walk out he starts scratching his thigh like hey it's itchy over here you need to start scratching and pat still wouldn't do it but it's interesting lebron was ready to get spo out for real for real like he's dropping his to pat riley yeah let's get this guy fired yeah it's cool little stories like that you hear about this season i'm surprised wade didn't protect him because that was always wade's guy i think it was pat's guy the most who spolster yeah maybe he was

pat's guy but he was was Wade's personal coach. Like when Wade was on the team, you know, each assistant coach will usually handle a player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was Wade's handler. Okay. So I think that's how he kind of got grandfathered into that head coaching position because Wade was cool with it and he was the Don. Right. Right? But yeah, again, he was obviously,

you really earned the respect of Pat Riley because I think he started as like a tape guy. He was like a video tape. Yeah, some shit like that. And I think Riley was just like, I believe in this guy. This is the guy. I don't care.

And I think Wade also wanted, at that point, it's all like they're all trying to be finicky and whatever. And yeah. A lot of people don't realize also that like the decisions on the team don't always get made by the coach. The coach executes the decisions of the front office. Right. So if the front office says to the coach, hey, we want to double LeBron.

Yeah. Then you double LeBron. And the coach executes that to the player. And that's a healthy team. That is a healthy team. That is a team that has culture. Now, a team like the Dallas Mavericks, right? Yeah.

They'll probably give the keys to, what's the guy? Carlisle. Yeah, to Carlisle, right? And they'll go, he does look like Jim Carrey. And then they'll give the keys to them, but you can do whatever you want because we trust you. Right. But a brand new guy, like a Nick Nurse on the Raptors,

you bring him in because you trust him, but you also say, Nick, we want to do this, and that's up to you to execute. If the coach you trust to instill a culture, once you see that, all right, that's yours. Then you let him go. But before that, this is what we, and if you're Pat Riley, this is,

and it was also with LeBron, apparently he explained to him in the meetings, this is not going to be like Cleveland. Cleveland, apparently, he would hang out at the practice facility all day because he ran it. Pat was like, you're going to do this and this and this, and then you're free to go home. That's why LeBron left. And LeBron would go home. Yeah.

LeBron left because he didn't get treated like a king. Yeah. He also won championships, I think, because he didn't get treated like a king. 100%. I mean, how many has he won since? One. And they let him do whatever he wanted, and he got one, and then- He got the fuck out of there.

Yeah. Okay. What else we talking about, boys? What else we got? There's some news that New York is going to get 5,000 COVID tests per week, and this is from India. So thank you, Akash. People coming through.

Son, we the goats, man. You're coming through. Wait, what's going on Y'all are getting 5,000 COVID tests a week Thanks to us 50,000 50,000

A week Thanks to us Supplied from India Wait wait Where does I hate this What Yeah you would

I don't get it Like you got fucking babies Starving on the street And you're making COVID tests Why don't you give some Fucking rice to the babies On the street Stop making COVID streets can y'all send back some fucking rice please dude countries are so odd bro like y'all got a space program and you got little babies starving on the street we don't got space we got too many we don't got space we need to explore space so we got too

many people there's no space in all of India? You been to India, son? I seen it. Ain't no space in India, yo. What about in the mountains? If this room was India, there would be 14 of us in here. Really? Bruh, it's a fucking,

it's no space nowhere. It's just odd to me. As an Indian, you're not upset? As an Indian, you're not upset? About what? When you see like the way the spending is going, like 50,000 kits that you're

giving to america you're in no position to give america anything give your people shit first then you give it to america this is this is a pr move yo it's pr because we need your shit later you're gonna get our shit we're gonna call you when are we not you gonna call us when you need some yes that's how the world works hey look exactly you, exactly. You need some COVID tests? We got you. Throw us some. Why do y'all have so many COVID tests? Because we all doctors. No, you're not.

Not there. I feel like your doctor's here. We probably sending them back to cousins like, hey, man, just in case. You know what I mean? On the low. We shipping them from here to India. It's a fucking triangle.

You know what I mean? But in all seriousness. Hey, we ship them from fucking Jersey over to India. That don't make you get curious a little bit. You're not like, why the fuck we got all these from from fucking Jersey. That don't make you curious a little bit. You're not like, why the fuck we got all these COVID tests? No, I don't know. I mean, they don't have them. They making them fast.

Why are they making them? Because we're paying a lot. Oh, we're paying for it. Yeah, I don't think it's being donated. Oh, yeah. What the fuck? We're buying it. The way that you said it, you said India is shipping. I don't believe neither because we have such big hearts. No, no, no? We're buying it from them. The way that you said it, you said India is shipping.

I don't believe neither because we have such big hearts. No, no, no. We're buying them, but it's just that when we should be getting them from the federal government, we have to rely on India to provide. Who do you think is paying India? New York. This is New York made a deal with India directly. New York?

Yeah. Cuomo. State government. It's actually Bloomberg. It's a city thing. Bloomberg, yo. Bloomberg gets slept on, dog. New York? Yeah. Cuomo. State government. It's actually Bloomberg. It's a city thing. Bloomberg, yo. Bloomberg gets slept on, dog. My bad.

My bad. De Blasio. I'm bugging. De Blasio. Yeah. De Blasio doing something. I don't know if you read this article, B. Son, I'm looking at it right now.

New York City Mayor Bill De Blasio announces it will be getting tens of thousands of coronavirus testing kits from a company in Camel, India. Camel? Yeah. No. I was saving that one from a company in Camel, India. Camel? Yeah, no. I was saving that one. It is from Camel. Camel. It is Camel, India.

What's the name of his website? Sandcracker.com? Son. Just look at it. It's trending right now. Keep going. Keep going. We the best, yo.

Callan knew who he was talking about. Son, I'm just reading tweets. It's just a tweet. There's more to this I don't fucking get. Trended. Maybe they're using like money and like the disaster stimulus

to do it or something like that. But I find it hard to believe. Everybody all of a sudden has these fucking COVID tests and shit. I'm going to be honest. I don't think we should be. I don't think it matters

to test everybody. I was talking to one doctor who brought up a good point. She was like, stop wasting money on tests. Yeah. People who have it, have it,

they've spread it. Let's put all that money toward treatment for people people who have it have it they've spread it let's put all that money toward treatment for people who do have it and it's bad enough that they're in the hospital no i like to test because then if you had it already you got tested if you have antibodies or if you have it and then once you've if you're one of those two people you can go back i don't want to spend too much time on this but like to test the 10 million people in new york if we're getting 50 000 a week is how long 20 weeks yeah that's four or five months at that point it's not worth it let's talk about something that's actually important okay nyu scientists largest u.s study of covid 19 i hate that they even call it that finds obesity the single... Oh, the funniest name for corona?

Smallpox. Okay, NYU scientists, the largest U.S. study of smallpox finds obesity the single biggest chronic factor in New York City's hospitalizations. Doctors at NYU Langone Health Center usually conducted the largest study so far of U.S. hospital admissions of coronavirus

focused on New York City. They found obesity along with age was the biggest deciding factor in hospital admissions which may suggest the role of hyper inflammatory reactions that can happen in those with the disease. That being said, I need all y'all fat fucks to keep that same energy.

Okay? All right? I want this big as beautiful shit. I want y'all to keep that same fucking energy. Don't start losing weight now that it can kill you like we've been telling you for your entire fucking lives that being fat is not healthy and it's bad for you. It is the number one reason, that and age. You know how people kept saying this shit

that it's an old person disease, it's only killing old people? It's killing fat people as well, okay? So we only need Lizzo and all these motherfucking biggest beautiful bitches out here that can't tell you how good it is to be fat. You're helping people die. You're enabling the coronavirus.

You're basically telling people, keep smoking cigarettes during corona. vaping during corona yeah fat people aren't they're not motivated by fear of death though they've otherwise that have been lost weight so this ain't gonna reach them i don't think that they believe fatness causes fear of death that's my issue with the the body positivity movement is they don't equate obesity to death they equate obesity to the size of their bones this stupid thing we're like i'm just big boned have you ever seen a skeleton and what people aren't saying that anymore yes they are the biggest beautiful movement is not i'm fat i'm um or i'm not fat i'm just big bone it's I'm fat and that's beautiful. That's what Jameela Jamil, this is the problem.

And I root for this brown girl. They really think that's their body type. No, they don't. They do. All their fat they think is attributed to being big bone. Not just the size of their bones, but their body type. This is how I am.

This is my body type. I'm more predisposed to being fat. I don't even think that they word it like that you're talking of retards bro you're talking to people who don't understand science just because they don't read nutrition labels doesn't mean they don't understand they don't understand science bro they're not like me they're not like me. They're not like me, dog. They don't understand it. What's that? What is that?

What's he doing, gang? Yo, dude, they don't understand science like me. Ask me anything about science. I know it. I don't want to. Any question you have. What's the cheapest and easiest way to make a light bulb? The cheapest and easiest way to make a light bulb is you rub your hands together real fast

and then you touch it. What? You start that synthetic energy. how is the internet created say again how is the internet created jews okay what else okay no but seriously let's get back to these fat people right so the, now they're faced with a real, they're faced with the repercussions for their actions. Usually fat people will face repercussions for their actions much older, right? Like there's no body positivity amongst like 70-year-old fat people. Because there are no 70-year-old fat people. Because they're dead.

Yeah. You died from being fat. Yeah. Right? Simple as that, right? Yeah. So, but at a young age age there's this big as beautiful shit there's this you know whatever my curves or my body all this other fucking nonsense and then we

go hey that's unhealthy and they go you're shaming us yeah like we're not shaming you we're trying to keep you alive yeah this is called trying to keep you alive right okay any health professional will tell you the exact same thing yeah now the crone is here and it's expediting that process are they going to keep the same energy with big is beautiful they have no energy that's why they're fat that's a good point i mean that was a good joke now answer my fucking question okay you're avoiding this like a fat person in celery where's the ranch dressing I don't think They're gonna change though

I don't think fat people Will stop being fat But are they gonna keep The same energy During corona So my question is The information's out there Saying that

Big is not beautiful Big will kill you Because of corona Yeah Are they gonna keep Telling fat people Hey You should be big

And you should be proud of how big you are so this so to me it's about the enablers the skinny people who say you don't answer the question yeah yeah i'm trying to fucking help you god damn this motherfucker too impatient yo fucking yes or no yo man yes or no you're a bully explain why it doesn't make sense because i! It's a, it's a, wait, explain why it doesn't make sense because I think it does make sense. It's not about the fat people themselves.

Andrew's acting like, Andrew's acting like a fat person waiting on their food, son. Where is it? Son, it's like working with Ellen. You know what I mean? No one can't wait on nothing. God damn, son.

You beautiful bitch bull die. But go, go, go, go. Bull bitch crack ass. Go, go, go. I have a the question do not call me a bullcrap that is my word no no but what i'm saying is it's easy to say big is beautiful when there isn't a virus that's killing you because you're big good yeah the fat people aren't gonna they're still gonna say big is beautiful i want going to say Big is Beautiful. I want to know. I was always asking. I want to know what I'm saying to add to your point and make it not fall apart is maybe the people who enable fat. Because fat people ain't going to change, son.

Yeah. They weren't listening before. They're not going to listen now. Bro, they've been ready to die. That's not true. That's the name of Biggie's first album. Ready to die because I'm fat. No, no, no.

That's funny. No, no, no. This is the thing. They're not listening because fatness doesn't affect you now. This is what I'm trying to get. That's what I'm trying to get across. That you're not fucking listening to. I understand your point.

Okay. Right? Sound Ellen out here, yo. Listen, listen, listen. I get Ellen now. I get Ellen now. Okay. Right?

This white nigga. Wildness. Okay. The reason why nobody takes fatness seriously and i do mean this sincerely the reason why nobody take fat seriously is the same reason why nobody takes alcoholism seriously because it doesn't kill you now it's why nobody takes cigarettes seriously it doesn't kill you now right everybody will go all right in 20 years i'll deal with my smoking cigarettes it doesn't in 20 years i'll deal with my whatever right we agree with that that's fair it's not an immediate thing whereas like,

what is something that is an immediate death? Maybe heroin. It's not even that immediate. AIDS. AIDS. Yeah. What are other things

that are just like immediate? What's more immediate? Say again? Like illness? Yeah, any illness or something that we take seriously because it could kill you

in the now. Cancer? No, that's not now. Let's say you travel to a foreign country and you get Ebola, right? We took Ebola really seriously, right? Because it could kill you fucking now, one of those things, right? So since we can put it off, we don't take it that seriously.

Well, now it's been proven that it will kill you now immediately corona because you're fat is going to kill you so can you maintain a big is beautiful movement whether it's not whether it's the enablers or the fat people themselves

can you can you maintain that movement knowing that the death is now not 20 years from now yes how because they don't think it will happen to them that's

everybody that anything but now we know it does but they don't think it will happen to that individual person it can happen to other big people it won't happen to me it won't happen to me you know some shit can be dangerous but you're like yeah it won't happen to me i'm fine fat people in particular are the kings of it won't happen to me right but that's true and i understand that and i believe that most of them will operate like that but let's talk about the jamila jamil's or whatever like that so that's who i think now this is what i was trying to get at not only that yeah but not only would you kill you now obese and obese these people who are like biggest beautiful they're not obese maybe whatever it's all obese now not only could you be who are like biggest, beautiful, they're not obese. Maybe whatever. It's all obese.

Now, not only could you being fat kill you. Why do we have levels to fat? It could kill me. It's just grossy or not. Ain't no people out here like, I'm fat, I'm not obese. Yes, you are. I mean, there are levels though.

Are there? Yes. There's two levels. Nah. You fucked a few not skinny girls i'm assuming and i wasn't going well they weren't obese they were they were lizzos so when i was trying to pick but they were lizzos this fucking obese cracker up bro this fucking she wasn't a fat girl she was a biscuit cinnamon roll yeah but you said you fucked a few lizzos in your day

cinnamon roll yeah but you say you fucked a few lizzos in your day nah one lizzo no but why so you all skinny girls in a lizzo they were gross so there's an overweight range and an obese range it's too many ranges but that's what i'm saying it's two different ranges bro listen so it's fine i'm just saying a few lizzos yeah yeah yeah for all intents and purposes yeah okay fair how was that say again how was that gushy pussy honestly it's not as wet as they claim it to be like that bitch has always got this thing where like oh it's it's tighter because there's more push together or whatever like that and it's not it's not it's the same the same. It's pussy. Pussy's pussy. Pussy will maintain.

The head is different, though. Say again? The head. Oh, yeah. I mean, they're trained having things in their mouth all the time. I mean, no.

Nah, it is. They're lazier. Yeah, but there's more cushion. They're probably breathing on it all heavy because they're getting tired. Yeah, they run out of breath and shit like that.

They can't breathe out of their nose. They're all asthmatic and shit because they're getting tired. Yeah, they run out of breath and shit like that. They can't breathe out of their nose. They're all asthmatic and shit. It's not as good, dude. They're all dying from Corona. They can't breathe out of their nose. That goes away. That goes away.

They got fucking sleep apnea. Do you know what I mean? But how good would that feel on your dick probably? The little ball going on your dick? Maybe it's possible. But going back to the thing. Okay, so the Jamil Jamils. So the enablers, now you could get corona and it could kill you,

but also it's more likely to kill me. If you being obese affects you getting corona and it spreads, now you being fat is not just a you problem. But it doesn't affect you getting it. You get it the same way. It affects you when you have it. It's not more easily transmittable if it gets worse? It's just the same?

Yeah, it's just a virus. Come on, on son why are you acting like you don't know these things you're indian energy if everybody's there that's all i'm saying is bullshit so i can't wait to hear jamil jamil tell people to go be fat right now or all these other go be fat activists when you know it's killing motherfuckers now we finally have a bit of evidence we could throw at them right where we could go you are trying to kill people. The whole time we've been saying it, you're trying to kill people. But now we literally can point and go, you are trying to get people to die from coronavirus. I guess I just feel like these people ignore logic anyway.

So they're not going to start seeing it now. Even if it's immediate. That's the only difference I saw. I thought we were going to gang up on fat people. And then y'all turn this into a goddamn fucking science lecture. Ain't nobody defending fat people. I know. We're saying they're gonna continue being stupid yeah let's talk about something else bro fucking fat niggas man these fucking fat crackers all right what else yo you hate bernie sanders my man flipped on b Bernie, yo. Yo, Bernie is such a fucking maggot, bro. You are such a-

Daniel, why are you so hyped about this? Bro, Bernie is such- No, no, no. I don't get this. Let's start this. Let me tell you why. This is what Bernie is. Bernie got, let's just call it what the fuck it is.

And I voted for Bernie twice. Okay. Okay? This is somebody who i wanted to be present because i i thought i was misled by bernie i thought he was actually good i thought he was brave he's a fucking coward okay let's call it what is over bernie twice i voted for him once and he didn't get into the situation where i could vote for him this time but i was gonna vote for him this time right um I was going to vote for him this time. Right.

But basically, I put my foot... I wanted it, right? You let me down, dog. So the DNC, regardless of what you want to say about the DNC, you cannot deny that they colluded to not allow him to win the primary when he was running with Hillary. And then they did the exact same thing now.

Now, if you're listening to this right now and you're going, well, how did they collude? They didn't have to collude that crazily, but they basically had Buttigieg and Klobacher stop. What's it called? Right before Super Tuesday, they had him drop out of the election. But they had Warren stay in so that Warren would peel votes away from Bernie. But all the moderate Dems would have no competition with Biden. And all the moderate Dems would have no competition with Biden and all the moderate Dem voters would go to Biden, giving him Super Tuesday. They basically hand it on a platter.

So instead of dividing up those moderate Dem votes amongst those three, they all go to Biden. He gets a big Super Tuesday, whereas Bernie has to beat out, what's her face? Elizabeth Warren. Say again? Elizabeth Warren, right? Now, granted, everybody's personally responsible

for where they are. Bernie is not good enough. That is a fact. If this is a meritocracy, he does not have the skills. He should be a liberal arts teacher at fucking Wesley and he should not be running for president.

That's who he is and that's how good he is of a politician. He is not good enough to make it. He cannot cut it. He's not good enough. We like his ideas cannot cut it. He's not good enough. We like his ideas and we think we like him for who he is,

but he doesn't have the skill. Okay? Right. If this was a real meritocracy, he would fail. Say what you want about Trump. Trump faced similar adversity from the Republican Party.

They're not as corrupt as the Democratic Party in the way that they rigged elections, but they're still corrupt. Right? Still corruption. But he was too much of a force for them to control, and he ended up winning.

Son, he overwhelmed. It's fucking blitzkrieg. He just overwhelmed it. He overwhelmed him. He really did. Bernie is not as good as Trump, so he couldn't do it. Right.

And he's also not willing to stoop as low as Trump is willing to stoop. Yeah, Trump will get down there, boy. Oh, in the mud. Trump is comfy in the mud. He's made of mud. He is a mud person. He's a mud person, right?

So Bernie gets raped by the DMC with the Hillary Clinton, then endorses Hillary, okay? Literally, all his supporters, me, I don't know if you guys were supporting, maybe you were. All of us believed in him, believed in his message, right? He hands us over to his rapists.

It's like you're the fucking, what is it in the Catholic church? The flower boy or some shit. What are they called? Altar boy. You're the altar boy. You get raped by the priest. You become old enough to bring in more altar boys.

And then you bring in the altar boys so they can also get raped by the priest. That happens four years ago. We're like, there's no possible way he's going to let that happen again. He cares too much about us. He cares too much about the cause. He cares too much about these people

who have supported him. They've put their hard-earned money out there, right? Again, he's not taking that Super PAC money, right? The average donation to Bernie Sanders is $20. So that's poor Americans giving their last fucking $20 to this fucking pussy coward, right?

In hopes that he would help them and shed light on their causes. And what does he do? He gets stripped of his shit again, collusion by the same organization, and right after they rape him again, what does he do? He gets stripped of his shit again, collusion by the same organization, and right after they rape him again, what does he do? Serves up his flock to the rapists again

and endorses Biden. What would shit he have done, though? Yeah. Called them out. He should have called out the corruption. When they cheated him with Hillary, what did they do? They shut down.

There was some weird thing that happened during the Hillary primary where they shut down his ability to email. Something happened where they shut down his email list or something like that. The DNC shut down so that he couldn't have access to his email list. So he couldn't reach out to his supporters. They did all this fuck shit during the Hillary campaign. Obviously, the super delegate shit.

He should have called out the system. He should have called. He's not a Democrat. Yeah, but he needs the proof. He has the proof have called out the system. He should have called it. He's not a Democrat. Yeah, but he needs the proof. He has the proof. It's out there. We all know the proof. No, that's all speculation.

You can't prove that they told all these politicians, oh, drop out exactly at this time so you don't split the votes and they all go to Biden. Prove. You need proof. This was Biden, though. Allegation. By the second super tuesday where biden like sealed the deal i think warren was out at that point that's the only thing that i think they colluded this time it wasn't as obvious i think early on the booty judge

they were really trying to push this guy and like he created the app that everybody votes on or some dumb shit like that and he wins two states that's wild but i think by the end it was just clear biden was gonna win warren dropped out and biden then it was going to win because they made it that if what if bernie if warren had dropped out i think we can look up the numbers but if warren had dropped out then he could have beaten biden on super tuesday but this bitch who's just a part of the fucking establishment and again i'm not angry at the idea of the establishment i'm angry at hypocrites and liars don't act like you're fighting the system and then feed us to the system.

You're admitting that you're just a fucking distraction. Yeah, but now that he has no clear way to get elected. Let me ask you a question. Are his politics lined up with the Democratic establishment? Not really. Is he even a Democrat? He doesn't claim to be. He just has to run.

So why the fuck are you running as a Democrat? Because that's the only way. That's the only way you can run. He had to run as an independent. That's what blows my mind. Why didn't he run? 2020, run as an independent.

Son. Because he can, I think he has a better chance getting Trump voters than he does Biden supporters. That's like him running as a fucking communist. Like people just are going to vote for what they feel comfortable with.

Run as a communist. Run as a communist. And then he's not going to get no votes. Huh? He's not going to get any votes. People don't feel comfortable. They vote their party line. But be better.

But here's the thing. He's not part of the party line. He's a pro-gun guy. Can you name Democrats that are pro-gun? No. He doesn't align politically with Democrats. Is he still pro-gun? No. He doesn't align politically with Democrats. Yes. He constantly votes pro-gun.

He's in, what is he, where is he from? Vermont. It's a pro-gun state. He has more guns per capita than any other state in the nation. And to the point of running independent, if you really want to, because my thing was, well, he just doesn't want to see Trump win. I think if he ran independently, he could take out enough Trump voters that Trump might lose.

Because I think the people who are big Trump supporters are just like, yo, nobody fucking cares about us. This guy does. Bernie will be like, yo, I care about you. Here's something that will actually make you money. I actually hate the rich. He is the rich. Yeah, but he won't have a chance of winning.

Yes, he can take some votes away from Trump, But at this point, the reason for him supporting Biden now is i just don't want to see trump win that's the only thing i can why do but if he ran as independent you could keep trump from winning there you go why do black people in america have no political power i get what you're saying okay why do they have no political power don't vote no you do vote you vote the same way every single time so you let that party basically, you give the party permission to do nothing for you. Oh, yes.

And when one of you guys says, I'm not going to vote for this party that does nothing for you, you call him a sellout. You call him a fucking loser. You call him an Uncle Tom. You call him a piece of shit. So you are bullying each other

into maintaining the status quo that does nothing for you. Right? Okay. By what's it called? By Bernie handing us all over to the Democratic Party, he continues that. If you want your ideas out there, if you want your ideas to make change, you have to maintain an option. So then you're upset that he ran as a Democrat or that he dropped out? What are you upset about?

Both. No, but most importantly that he dropped out. Actually, not even dropped out. He endorsed Biden. Not even dropped out. Don't endorse Biden. Fuck endorse him. And call out the fuck shit.

You are 90 years old. You're dead in a few years. You have to lose here go out on your sword go out on your fucking sword i feel the same way you know what bernie is he's yoel romero in the fight with uh stylebender this is your last chance scope swing for the fucking fences bro i think the way he's looking at it is that if he goes out like that, then his mission is done. He's out of. Your mission is done. Yeah, but now he's still a senator, right? So he could still make some changes.

What has he ever done? What changes has he ever made? I'm just saying. I think he just doesn't want to lose his. You go full nuclear. Now it's wrapped. Go full nuclear. Break it up.

Power is not handed over. It is fucking taken. Okay? And if you want to make a change, then you actually have to put your foot down and make that shit. And he's too pussy to put his foot down and make it. He's too pussy to call it the powers that be. And he's handing us right over to the same people that have been fucking over his party,

fucking over poor workers, fucking over everybody. I mean, if you really look at his political strategy, it is more aligned with Trump than the Democratic National Party. 100%. Foreign policy-wise, foreign policy-wise,

his pacifism in the rest of the world and anti-wars. Say again? Not healthcare. Say again? Healthcare aligns more with the Dems. Economically, he's, I think, aligned very far left. Economy is very far left.

Healthcare, he's very far left. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, economically, healthcare is very far left. But foreign policy, and he's pro-gun, like he's actually split. I'm just saying I hate the fact that he didn't have the balls to call out the corruption that was out there. He just fell in line like everybody else, like a fucking sheep. This time, I didn't think it was as corrupt as

2016, but yeah, 2016, I could definitely see how running again Democrat in 2020, I was like, why is he doing this? Just go independent. Just go independent. Matter of fact, you still can't. Clinton, the reason Clinton won, a lot of people think. Of course, I can run for president if I want. Nah, but I think there's like

deadlines and shit like that. No, because we're not even at the presidency. We're at the primary period so you just run as an independent and again in terms of costing trump an election the reason clinton won in 92 i think is because ross perot ran he got 20 of the vote but most of those votes were from republicans a lot of texans i knew because he was he business in dallas was like all. And listen, if he was out there as a third party, he could put pressure on the debate conversation, right? That's true also. When you're in the game, you could say, I want to do this for people.

And when people know that's an option, now the other politicians that you're running against have to address that in some way. They might not have to do it it but they got to address it when you out the game you mean nothing and what you say means nothing to that point politicians are all phony and full of shit have you watched a democratic debate like on the primaries they're talking about the most far left shit you watch republican they're talking about the most far left shit. You watch Republican, they're talking about the most far right shit. They're trying to not only appease the fan bases, but there's far left candidates and far right candidates, and they bring these conversations in, so now you got to pander

to them. When it comes national election, you're talking about some pretty moderate shit. Nobody's that extreme all of a sudden. I mean, Trump kind of was, but for the most part, historically, now all of a sudden everything gets moderated because there's no extreme candidates we got that are offering better alternatives. You're forgotten in history, bro. That's what you just did, Bernie. His greatest contribution is going to be AOC.

Maybe. Maybe. And we'll see what happens with her. She seems to be- She's a star, yo. She's a star, but she seems to be toeing the party line, right? She's not fucking with the Mosey girls anymore, right? She used to be with them, the girl gang, this, that, the other. And all of a sudden, she's not talking. She'szzie girls anymore right she used to be with them the girl gang this that the other and all of a sudden she's not talking she's not talking about biden being

senile she's not talking about the the democratic party like she's real quiet all of a sudden and i think they tapped her they said hey listen you could have a future within the party shut your fucking mouth shut your fucking mouth stop going on twitter stop yapping stop going in front of congress and yapping. And you know what? The second you give them the opportunity, all of a sudden they get real fucking quiet. I don't know how old she is, but I feel like that might be the first female president. Oh, come on.

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She's just a star. Politics don't matter. Intelligence doesn't matter. None of these things matter. It's a likability contest. I think she's a star. She's cute. She's so unlikable, though. She speaks well. What about Tulsi? People didn't fuck with her.

They ate that bitch up. I'll vote for her because she Hindu so straight up let's go I agree with you that's as close to India as I'm gonna get

AOC man yeah AOC that's people they're just like yeah I'm ready AOC let's go I don't think she's likable

Bernie Sanders wasn't likable people like her I think there was something likable about Bernie to us because we like don't give a fuck most people don we like don't give a fuck. Most people don't like don't give a fuck.

We're outliers. AOC gives a fuck. She's cute. She says things that people care about. She caters well without sounding super pandering to most people. I don't necessarily fuck with it. I'm also sexist. So, you know, we got to be honest about who we are at a certain point.

Yeah. I don't know. There's something about aoc to me and it might be a political thing but like she's kind of like virtuous like gotcha that's what every time i see her now for sure she's and we'll see how middle america feels i don't i don't have any idea i thought trump was gonna get crushed in 2016 i'm obviously out of touch with what middle america thinks yeah but i just see a star when i see her that's it why it's just it's just clear like when you watch her you're just she's got it whatever the fuck it is they always say that and it sounds so corny but she's got more charisma than pretty much every politician outside of trump trump got the most you can't deny i hate trump i like trump this

is a motherfucker you're watching. AOC is the same. If she's on screen with three other candidates, you're watching her. If she's on stage with fucking Booty Judge and Klobuchar or whatever the fuck, Elizabeth Warren, I'm watching AOC. She was a bartender. That's a romantic story, yo. She knows how to talk to whatever crowd comes in her way. And it's a story, too. That's a great story, yo. She knows how to talk to whatever crowd comes in her way. And it's a story, too.

That's a great point, actually. She knows how to talk to everybody. He's a bartender. But also, it's a story. You know, this is rags to riches. In our president, the bitch was a bartender. Every other president comes from money. Barack didn't.

But outside of that, they all come from families, money, blah, blah, blah, et cetera. She's a bartender. There's like romance to that. She's a womanender there's like romance to that when she's a woman she's cute when she talks i this is what i go i go i go when when barack obama talks i went like this i went holy fuck yeah yeah that's true when george bush talked i went this guy when trump talks i go this motherfucker is what like i smile yeah when they talk dude fdr talked you're into it like if you go back to speeches abraham lincoln i don't know i don't ever heard him speak so i can't you know

whatever but but it's like there is a fucking likability to them. When AOC talks, I literally, I look at the screen and I go, I hope one of the legs on her chair breaks. It's so annoying. She's so annoying to me. That's fine. Her little gotcha shit with congress like so what did you say so in 1946 your grandmother once bought a bagel at a deli is she supporting the uh oppressive regime against palestine like what are you fucking it's self-serving for sure. But people love that. Who? People. Who deep down loves that?

Son, that's Trump. No. Trump is mad self-serving. Every comment is, I'm the best. I do it the best. Every politician is self-serving. No, no, no. What we love about Trump is not that.

What we love about Trump, regardless if you like or hate his politics, what we love about Trump is humor. He is funny. And he owns. Whatever he says, he owns it. He's unapologetic. It's the same reason why 6ix9ine is going to come back completely unscathed. Oh, my God.

I disagree with that. 100%. 100%. 100%. I wish you would stop. He's already doing his comeback, by the way, 6ix9ine. Do you see? He was on Tory Lanez's live.

Nah. And he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, yo, let me play my new shit right now. I'm going to snitch on you. He's funny. He is funny? I think you'll get got. True, man. Just as a right now. I'm going to snitch on you. He's funny. He is funny? I think you'll get got. True, man. Just as a snitch.

You're on the wrong side. Say again? You're on the wrong side with 6ix9ine, man. Why? Because he's a snitch. I think that's super serious. You're acting like I care. It's not about sides.

I'm just telling you what's going to happen in my opinion. What I believe is people care more about humor than they care about policy. Trump's policies are abhorrent to a lot of people, but he's so funny that people cannot stop watching him. I don't find AOC funny. She's never made me laugh once. George Bush was funny. Barack Obama was funny. AOC is not funny to me. She's an attractive woman for a politician. She might be the most attractive woman. If she was ugly, people would be saying, shut your fat ass up.

I literally think the only reason we listen to AOC is because she's attractive and her politics align with people. I literally think the only thing, I don't think there's anything to her outside of being attractive. Every time I said she was a star. We listen to Kim Kardashian

and her opinions on black people in jail. I mean, because she got some out. Say what? Because she got a few of them out. You know how many people have gotten black people out of jail? But this bitch got a 30. So all of a sudden we're like, no, you got a good point. Yo, you're right.

But that's my point. She's cute. Every time I say she's a star, I say she's cute. That's one of the first things I name, if not the first. You never said that one time. Yeah, you didn't say it one time. I said cute all the time. Listen to this shit. Listen. Yeah, you didn't say it. You didn't say it one time. I said cute. No, you didn't say it one time. Listen to this shit.

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Run it back. Run it back. Run it back. Run it back. Run it back. Run it back. your way to not say it no she cute you didn't say one time that she's cute multiple times I can't wait to read the comments it factor yeah you're really talking

like some Weinstein I said she was cute I can't wait to see the comments run that shit back you go see these comments I can't wait yo listen

you didn't say it one time you said that she had an it factor you said that she's good at talking and then you said she's well spoken she's cute

never said she's cute 100% said she's cute never said she's cute not even once she said she's cute. 100% said she's cute. Never said she's cute. 100% said she's cute. Not even once she said she's cute. She's cute. No, no. I know.

We just said that. That's what we care about. That's all we care about. Not all. You never. Stop saying that. That's not all. You're backtracking.

Stop your moonwalking. That's not all. Shut up. I agree with you. If she's not cute, none of it matters. Let's say hypothetically saying you didn't say that. What do you mean? Hypothetically speaking, you didn't say any of that. Let's just say that. Hypothetically speaking, you didn't say that. What do you mean? Hypothetically speaking, you didn't say any of that.

Let's just say that. Hypothetically speaking, you didn't say that. And all you said was what you said, which was she has the it factor. Yeah. Right? The it factor, if she's not cute, it's not fair. Why do you think I would disagree with you and then say that she's hot and that's the only reason why people care?

Because you're disagreeing with me saying she is well-spoken, she is intelligent, she is whatever. No, I don't disagree with you. But I agree with you. That won't matter if she's ugly. Yeah. But she's not ugly. So that's why I think she's a star. Because she's cute and got the other shit.

If she's just some cute, vapid bitch, alright, we're not voting for Kim Kardashian. I think we could in probably like 12 years. But we're not going to vote for just a cute bitch. But she's cute and got the other shit. That's why I think she's a star. I don't know her policies. That's it. That's why I think she's a star. I don't know her policies. That's it.

That's why I think she got a shot. We'll see in the comments. We'll see in the comments. And then if it is true that you didn't say she's cute not even once

you probably didn't even talk about her looks at all would you like to apologize? I'll apologize in the next episode and when we find out that she is cute when we find out she is cute

you're going to apologize. Absolutely. Okay. Okay. No, you're going to apologize. Absolutely. Okay. Okay, no, no. No, no, no. No bullshit. No, no. Absolutely.

I apologize. He almost started sounding like AOC. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong, dog. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong. You're going to apologize, right?

It's going to be a Schultz apology. It's going to be, no, I'm sorry that you said that shit like a meek little bitch. It's going to be the Schultz apology. Yo, say it with'm sorry that you said that shit like a meek little bitch it's gonna be the Schultz apology yo say it with your chest bro I don't know what to tell you

alright already losing confidence what was the what was the other thing I got a question what doesn't every email

political commentator or politician have to be attractive yes it's their funny like isn't that a non-star yo no men have no no no let me say this in life Yes. It's their funny. No. Let me say this.

In life, men have to be charismatic. Women have to be attractive. Okay? There is no amount of charisma that can make up for an ugly woman. No. Name it. That's my question.

Name it. Wendy Williams. Who? Wendy Williams. What about her? no name it name it wendy williams who wendy williams what about it the one that gives the the fries and the frosties and the spicy chicken sandwich what redheaded lady at the restaurants yo wait are we just talking politics are we talking just like we're talking we're talking he's describing the wendy's girl. That's not the same person. Here's the thing about Wendy Williams. She is not ugly. Come on.

Atrocious. In her face. Atrocious. If you just look at her face, she's not ugly. She's hideous. But how did she make her bones? This is very important. What medium did she come out in?

Gossip radio. Say that in? Gossip radio. Say that again. Gossip radio. Say the last word. Oh, radio. Okay. She becomes famous and wins over the hearts of the people without anybody seeing what she looks like. Now that she has this legion of people who are so connected with her through the most powerful medium of communication,

in my opinion, which is radio, because you're with people for so many hours a week. You're just spending 10 hours a week with her. Okay, fine, she's ugly, blah, blah, blah. Not only that, you're their only solace before the worst part of their day. And probably even on the way home, I'm sitting in fucking traffic. Oh, I got to do all this shit when I get home. This time, this saves me from that. This is my sanctuary.

Thank you. Hillary. Say again? Hillary Clinton. Everybody like that bitch. That's why she lost the election. She lost. How you lose to Trump, bitch?

She lost to Trump, dog. Trump is going to win again. Tony Lawrence, Tony Lawrence. They don't exist. They're not. Yeah, no, no. I know that. Help.

We are shallow. We're shallow as people. Here's the thing. We're shallow as people. They're not possible. Yeah, no, no. I know that helps. So we are shallow. I don't think it has to be. Here's the thing. I don't think it has to be. We're shallow as people. Yeah. We're very shallow as people. I want especially women listening to understand this.

We're equally shallow to men as we are to women. Just what we're shallow about changes. Your shallowness is dependent on your value, right? So a man doesn't have to be attractive because that's not required by women right you we have to be charismatic we have to be powerful we have to be strong we have to be successful but we don't have to be beautiful women don't value that as much and with women men value beauty and because of that women value beauty so if a woman is going to be present or is going to be successful whatever she has to be successful or whatever, she has to be beautiful.

And have the other things was what you were later saying about. And for men, it's flipped. That's what I said initially. And for men, it's flipped. You got to have the other shit. You're like, if you're good looking, that's great. But the charisma is the number one thing. You need to be charismatic.

If you're good looking, John F. Kennedy. Whoa, that's awesome that you're good looking. But there's been a lot of ugly motherfucking presidents. Oh, yeah. Abe Lincoln had a fucking wart growing off the side of his head. That's probably it. Was it really?

So there it is. With the big ass hat on. Yo, you're right. He's covering his whole fucking face. Show as little of his face as possible. That motherfucker looks like he'll sell you diamonds on 38th and 5th.

All right, Abraham. Okay, my man. That's why you had to put honest? Because you look like you were going to rip your ass off? Honest, trust me. I'm an honest one to everything. He just gets home from a hard day president and untucks the curls under the top that's a little yarmulke dude that's why he has the top back because the curls would go in that shit all right but speaking on uh beauty standards you we have down poverty

beauty standards oh yeah oh no and what i want to get to this i want to get to this but just to just to clarify real quick um that's what we're saying about the looks yeah that it looks are valuable and if you overlook that you're just not being honest with what will win an election george bush was fucking charismatic dude the guy had an easiness about him he would laugh at himself and it was endearing it was fucking endearing it was yeah george bush is great you look back and you're like oh we hated this guy what the fuck what were we thinking i would love him back and to be honest he didn't hate bush realistically the policies you hated were cheney's policies rumsfeld's policies bush was just a guy that was up to be honest, he didn't hate Bush. Realistically, the policies you hated were Cheney's policies, Rumsfeld's policies. Bush was just a guy that was up there.

He was a puppet. He didn't know what was going on. They're all fucking puppets. Biden's a puppet. If Bush had better puppeteers, we would love that motherfucker. Yeah. And you know what? People did love him.

The right-wing families love, Republicans love Bush. To this day, love Bush. And what they do is they value the things that he provided and then ignore the things he did right so they'll say things like you know after 9-11 he made sure we were safe and there wasn't another attack on u.s soil blah blah blah they just you know make up their little shit and then the dems will obviously go oh what about these pointless wars and yada yada doesn't fucking matter that's why aoc is a chance and again to your point coco what's her name coco owens candace oh dick whatever fucking name is candace owens tommy larry and all these girls

i thought you were talking about the disney movie yeah that's your little nickname for her at home what was what was the bitch that ran for uh vice president with uh robot arms sarah palin yeah yeah with sarah palin sarah palin right what is his name mccain uh john mccain r.i.p right say what i'm not taking away from the war He had some sock and bop-ums Right Wasn't he sock and bop-ums In there If you had

To have a sock and bop-um Tournament And he was in it You don't think That he was He's somewhat successful You think if he saw Like a Korean

He'll just get activated You know what I mean Maybe he was just ready He was ready At any point in time that's that ptsd anybody said fucking chicken bim bim bop okay um so yes it does play a factor yeah the democrats are probably not stupid they know that okay and they're like okay we need some pretty bitches to run this shit yeah simple as that

we need some pretty i need some nice and I think Palin might have won him the election if she didn't turn out to be a fucking idiot. What happened with that? Something weird happened. She just knew nothing. Like she knew nothing. Apparently she started

falling apart because it was all this pressure. She wasn't ready to be vice president. She was just a cute girl who had Republican values. So McCain was like, we need to do something.

Let's try this girl. He took a big risk and it failed. But if she knew her shit, he might have won that election and she would have been next in line. She was like, we need to do something. Let's try this girl. He took a big risk and it failed. But if she knew her shit, he might have won that election and she would have been next in line. She was like,

let's go. You cannot have a successful political career as a woman unless they can make a porn star version of you.

What? No, I see where he's going with this. Is there like... Lisa Ann? Lisa Ann is famous because of Sarah Palin. Yes. All right. You know, there's some bitches

that look just like Kim Kardashian. There's some chick that look just like Megyn Kelly. There's some chick that look just like whatever. But if you aren't porn star-able, forget it. What elizabeth ward i haven't seen that porn yet exactly that's why this bitch never gonna be president you can only be so successful without you can't be president without that son nailing palin I just can't get to stupidity enough what do you mean

it makes sense you don't think they got AOC porn I guarantee you they got AOC porn yeah but none of these bitches won say again

none of them won none of them became president they got AOC porn they do have AOC porn of course they got AOC porn Mark been being off to that shit you know what I mean

he said that shit like he was getting ready to jerk off you're the exhale they got it dog let me see let me see that let me see low kick i don't want to see it she's going for it what is she talking about there won't be any amazon delivery over here i got something else i'd like to deliver talking about a new green deal all right all right all right we went too far we went too long we gotta stop soon we've had a passionate one today it's been a passionate one today i just felt let down by bernie yo um do you want to do black topics we could also talk about the vonte davis reenacting uh it was really great i just wonder how check out tradavious white and leshawn mccoy two football

players talking about a guy we talked about on the podcast when he just quit at halftime we just quit on the sidelines player who quit at halftime he just

retired just retired like during the game not even he's supposed to go in he's like nah I'm done yeah I'm not going back in and then at halftime he's like I'm retired

and they reenact it it's very funny it's yeah yeah I'm not gonna be reenacted It's very funny It's uh Yeah Yeah I'm not gonna be Doing this anymore But y'all keep Supporting the Colts guys They're doing good things

You know what I mean They're doing really good things Who was he playing for The Bills right The Bills maybe Colts I don't know Whoever it was Alright Black Twitter

Alex was popular Yo this was a really Funny conversation On Black Twitter That Alex brought to us Okay This was Apparently Black Twitter Was debating Whether or not funny conversation on black twitter that alex brought to us okay this was apparently black black twitter was debating whether or not a guy should order dessert on a first date or appetizers

i read this thread actually from the girl no dessert nor no appetizers she said i would literally rather he ordered two meals for himself than get dessert or appetizers why i see this is women that were upset at this? It was a woman's initial tweet and she was like, I just don't know why a man would order dessert.

That's for me. Dessert and appetizers is some shit a woman gets. You as a man, you eat meals. It's so funny. And yo. Yo,

it's so funny how puzzled the two white guys in the room are. We're trying to make a little sense though, right? Don't we make a little bit of sense? For some reason, to me, it makes a little sense. I love dessert, yo.

You got to really respect black men that they are so fucking next level at pimping women that they convince women to make the bill less. Right? Like, you eliminated appetizers and dessert from a potential date menu. Yeah, but we didn't convince them. They came up with this fucking... And I think she said...

How they came up with that by themselves. But I think she says, I can order it. What's the next thing she's going to tweet about? A real man would cheat on his girl. A real man go get some pussy outside the relationship. That's what a real man would do.

No, but... Come on. No, but they're saying... They're basically just saying it's not masculine if a man orders dessert. That's what a real man would do. No, but they're basically just saying it's not masculine if a man orders dessert. That's what it all boils down to. What the fuck does dessert

got to do with masculinity? It kind of makes sense. It kind of makes sense. Why? Yo, why you need something sweet, son? You a little sweet? Yeah. A little sweet?

A little dainty food eating ass bitch but you need a soup? Pop blood on your soup Before you eat it Literally Yo get out of here The fattest people On this podcast

Indians by far The worst bodies On the planet We not masculine That's what I'm telling you I can't handle no black bitch Hey That was a hard bitch

On that one son Yo That was a hard bitch On that one son Jesus Beautiful Beloved Sometimes belligerent Black bitch There we go Nah that's good Wait bitch on how it's on Jesus beautiful beloved sometimes belligerent

black bitch there we go nah that's good wait a minute this could be genius this could be black women trying to get black men to stop dying

from heart failure and hypertension and all these things yo that might be genius black women y'all are really fucking geniuses

and the genius line is I'd rather you order two meals cause ain't nobody gonna order two meals that's where you're like, this is wild. I'm not spending another $20

on more endless shrimp. You know what I mean? It's just the endless shrimp. We're good. That's a genius move. Yo, hey, shouts to black women always holding down black men, man.

They really found a way to save black lives. Maybe they just want to keep all the Cheddar Bay biscuits for themselves. Son. You know what I mean? Cheddar Bay, son.

Hold on. I want to go back. Dessert is gay? Is that what you guys are saying right now? She's saying it, and I'll be ordering dessert, and it's kind of gay now that I think about it. All right. I'm not going to stop. Let me, let me, let me, let me.

They gave you the small spoon and shit like that. Hey, this bitch got on to something, yo. All right. This bitch got onto something Yo Alright Certain desserts If you order a milkshake And it got the whipped cream on top And you eat the whipped cream like this You know You rub it on your face

You know you just suck You just suck The whipped cream The only way you can eat that straight Is you drink the whole milkshake And then it's at the bottom And you scoop it out of the spoon. Don't be going like this at the top of it.

And sucking loads of whipped cream into your fucking cheeks. Now, that shit's a little gay. That'd be me all day. That'd be on my nose, all that shit. Oh, no, no, no, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Now, but the act of eating dessert. What about a masculine dessert, An apple pie with ice cream?

An apple pie a la mode. It's a little gay. You can't say a la mode, son. You can't say a la mode. You know what I mean? Yo, let me get an apple pie. Let me get a scoop of ice cream with that bitch. And you know what I'm thinking about?

You can't say a la mode. You can't say a la mode. What man would say? You got to say that like this. Can I have that a la mode? What man would say? You got to say that like this. Can I have that a la mode? Back of your hand got such a hip when you say a la mode. Be a little teapot. Hey, excuse me, can I have that a la mode?

Excuse me, waitress. Excuse me, waitress. Can I have that a la mode? Thank you. And then after your first bite, you got back. This is delicious. When you take the first bite roll your eyes okay all right but what about if you just go straight straight sunday that's a little gay yo i'm not

ordering no banana splits yeah but then they like drizzle the chocolate on the side and shit like that that's what they do in the kitchen, bro. You're just eating it. Yeah, but then to eat it, you have to like get some ice cream, add a little chocolate with the spoon. So you have to like strategically put the spoon. And it's all, everything's soft about it. But what if you just got straight apple pie or like a straight like cookie or brownie? No ice cream, nothing creamy. Nothing creamy.

I think creaminess is very gay. Yo, what if you do this? Yo, he's creamy as shit What if you go like this What if you take a bite Of the brownie But it's too hot So you gotta go

Hop hop hop hop Hop hop hop hop Hop hop hop hop Hop hop hop hop That shit gay son You can't even handle food Can I have a glass of milk If you're gonna ask

For a glass of milk It's a fucking brownie, son. End of date, man. You know what? That's hilarious. That's just Andrew every day with his coffee. He's like, oh, it's a little too hot. It is a little too hot.

He puts it in the freezer. I got an ice cube. I got an ice cube in mine today. Can I tell you something else? I'm going to make a little confession. When we would do comedy coming up, we would always go to a diner afterward, Veselka. Yep.

And I can't tell you how many times we split dessert. Me, Andrew, sometimes other dudes. You know what I mean? That's why you don't call it split dessert. When it's dudes eating dessert, you go, should we get dessert for the table? You can't say in front of a waiter, yo, you want to split dessert? Yeah, me and him are going to split dessert. Two spoons.

You can't say that shit, bro. Hey, we don't even need two spoons. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Come on, dog. We eat it with our fists. You ate your two spoons. You fucking tongue kissing. Yo.

You see? You see why this is a big? I'm trying to think what dessert you could eat. That's the least gay. You just can't. Not on the first date. But appetizers you could get, B. And then another thing I was seeing...

Yo, appetizers? Wait. A little hummus and pita? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't that big of a deal. It actually is all funny. The appetizers wasn't that big of a deal because actually it's a flex. It's like, oh shit, you got money.

Because you willing to get some apps and you know we're ordering a meal. Alex is just talking about food. Isn't this crazy? I mean, you know, this is a real topic right here.

Appetizers is funny because it's not gay at all but it's like kind of gay though. Now that I thought about it son, you can't eat hummus not gay.

Nah, you could. Nah, not like that. That's how you put eating with the chips, bro? You gotta just like spit.

Come on, son. Like this, you can take a little pita. Terrible piece of pita? Yeah. Terrible piece of pita? This is too much pita for one bite.

I don't want that many carbs. Come on, bro. Man, I ain't going in on that hummus, though. Son, why you think being gay is so illegal in the Middle East? Because that shit

eating that fucking hummus, bro. Eating that hummus will turn you, bro. That shit might turn you, dude. You and four of your boys eating hummus together. You both go in for a swipe and your fucking fingers touch. Yo, you start the wrist like this and all of a sudden it just comes down. Oh, yeah, dog. Come on, dude.

But another thing that I don't know where this came from. What other apps? No, but another thing that this don't know where the apps no but another thing that this came from nowhere cheesecake all of a sudden cheesecake is the worst dessert ever made why i don't know gay this is black twitter it's like if you order cheesecake you're a disgusting human being yeah because y'all can't even have milk and shit you're all lactose and shit like that it's just not a good it's not a good cheesecake is delicious yo cheesecake is delicious. Yo, that's fucking up because y'all,

Juniors is, that's some shit. That's like Brooklyn, black people shit. I thought Juniors was owned by Italians. But in your, it's like a Brooklyn thing.

Right. Yo, Juniors, that's our shit. Juniors is owned by Italians? Probably. Ain't none of that shit owned by black people. I really thought it was

a black establishment. Oh, really? Yeah. Maybe it is. Because it was in the heart of downtown before downtown was downtown that's probably jewish okay any other appetizer that you could order what if you order a shrimp scampi oh no what if you not order a shrimp scampi uh what is it called a shrimp cocktail cocktail yo yeah come on son come on come on yo

lettuce wraps at pfF. Chang's? Gay? You order those with your bros, son. Buffalo wings. Buffalo wings is gay. Oh, you can do buffalo wings. Nah, you can do buffalo wings. Nah.

That's chicken. It's all over your fucking mouth, bro. Ain't it funny how suddenly you bring up fried chicken, it's not gay. Come on, son. Ain't that something? Gay. There's no fried chicken. Ain't that something?

Gay, bro. Nah, there's no. You can't tell the difference between a girl sucking dick in porn and a guy eating fried chicken It's not gay Come on son Ain't that something There's no fried chicken Ain't that something gay Nah there's no You can't tell the difference Between a girl sucking dick in porn And a guy eating fried chicken The sound What The sound Yo

Black guys get ass into The Popeyes chicken sandwich As any porn star does A dick Facts Take that shit right to the face Facts Stop

You know that Chicken sandwich It's so big The chicken sandwich was I just love the sauce face. Stop. You don't chicken sandwiches. The chicken sandwiches. I just love the sauce. All right. Wow. Appetizers.

We learned something every day, but so you can't order apps or dessert. I'm okay. All right. Can I ask a question? Yeah. And I felt Very strongly about this I really have Yo Salted rim drinks? Gay

That seems a little gay I don't drink But that seems gay Fam How you gonna do this? Son That shit is wild Just watching you do. It's weird.

Let me look at the people at home, right? Hey, just ask me if I like my picante. Yo, how do you like your picante? Let me try it. That's not weird. Why would you make me do that physical act? Are you actually supposed to lick the salt? How are you supposed to get in your goddamn mouth?

I thought it was decorative. Oh, he don't drink get in your goddamn mouth? I thought it was decorative. Oh, he don't drink. He don't drink. I thought it was like an umbrella. You know what I mean? I should have just therefore. No, you're supposed to lick it and then take a sip every single time. That's wild, yo. Son, they're fucking tricking us, bro.

Is it because it's got tequila in it or something? Yeah, the salt, I guess, goes well with tequila. But yo,'s got tequila in it or something Yeah the salt I guess Goes well with tequila But yo even that tequila shot I never felt comfortable Doing that with the homies Why can't you just pour that shit In the drink yo Why do we need salt

Yo It don't change the flavor that much I never do the salt shit And now I don't even do the lime shit I look at you a certain way If you're a dude That needs a lime That bites the lime

Yeah Son just take that shot Like a man son Sometimes that shot Be too big Sometimes that shot Be too big Like a man son Sometimes that shot Be too big Sometimes that shot Like a man son Yo out

Not to make this more gay But I can't fit the whole thing In my mouth What other What other What other gay shit Guacamole gay Is guac gay

Yeah yo Come on bro That shit is gay yo Nah son nah Yo you know it's gay You can't make it at a table What other gay shit? Guacamole? Gay? Is guac gay? Yeah, yo. Come on, bro. That shit is gay, yo. Nah, son. Yo, you know what's gay? You can't make it at a table. You know what I mean? That's gay.

I don't know it. You know what's mad gay, though? Churros, bro. Oh, yo. That's the dessert that's gay. Son, churros, bro? This is why it's gay. Because the churros, they're covering that brown sugar shit.

So not only are youipping it in some liquid And then eating this Fucking dick like substance After the churros What do you always do You right about it You right You right about it

Son you can't do that Oh yeah you can't Anything involving honey Kinda gay It's mad sticky You know what I mean Get all over your face Yo Are pancakes gay Nah baby involving honey kind of gay it's mad sticky you know i mean to get all over your face yo are

pancakes gay maybe nah it seems kind of it's the i i'll convince it's kind of masculine you know i mean it's hungry jack you know i mean pancakes might be the straightest because it's just like a fat ass that you're just breaking into just bite bite. Yuck. You know what I mean? But you got to eat the full stack. You can't individual like one at a time. What, portion control is gay? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I understand what he's saying. You got to knife through all three.

So if it's three pancakes, you got to knife through all three. You can't separate them into three different saucers that are on the plate. Right, right, right. And eat them individually. That shit is wild gay individually that shit is wild gay that's super gay why is that why oh oh yo pancake ain't on a dessert menu that's right you don't ever see pancake on a dessert menu. That's right. You don't ever see pancake on a dessert menu. It should be dessert, right? Crepes? Crepes are gay, though. That's gay pancakes.

That's gay pancakes, bro. Definitionally gay pancakes. Real talk. Like I said. They call that shit man cakes. That's how you know it's gay, dog.

Anything from Canada, gay. Real, son. Son, syrup comes out the wood. Son. Yo, come on, yo. Canadian bacon.. Syrup comes out the wood. Yo. Crab.

Canadian bacon. It's tree cum. It is. It's syrup. Fucking Mark. Anything from Canada, gay, son. Yo, he set that whole shit up 45 seconds ago. He wanted it all. He wanted it all.

Okay, okay, hold on. Let's think. Let's think. Let's think Let's think Let's think Okay Alright Go Go

Let's say you have a Freaky Friday situation With a guy and a girl Describe Freaky Friday So two people switch bodies You gotta describe it So I don't think they can hear me They can if you speak loud Alright so

Freaky Friday situation A guy and a girl switch bodies Yeah You are now in a girl's body yeah and you suck your own dick is that gay hell yeah mark mark mark we're just talking about food being gay this is why i say anything from canada son it was a soft conversation it was silly and then you just made it real gay yes why bringing that up is gay yes say what is sucking your own dick gay oh man yeah this is like a 20 minute conversation no no no no no no

we're not gonna have this conversation right now this is not gonna be this is this is for patreon okay we're getting back to foods that are gay okay in all seriousness in all seriousness okay is melon gay oh fruits i have no problem saying it is because i don't like melon so get it out of here is it cut pineapple probably the gayest though i love pineapple i love pineapple but that shit gay yo It's mad Get out the room You can't get You can't get pineapple Out of here

That's not fair dog Pineapple gay yo That's like the best fruit I know it's the best But it's gay It just is Nah but you don't have Any points for it

Like Like listen We're not just being Homophobic here We need facts To back up our arguments I'm kidding Listen, we're not just being homophobic here. We need facts to back up our arguments, okay? Oh, God. Son, it's just too fruity.

You know what I mean? It's mad tropical. You get blowjobs from it. Huh? You get blowjobs. Why? Your cum tastes better. It makes your cum taste better, which is kind of straight. That's the gayest, yo. No No that's the straightest part of it

Nah bro Because it gets your dick sucked more By girls afterwards By dudes Guys don't care what your cum tastes like They just can't wait to suck it out of your dick hole Dude Dude

You think some guy Who's been waiting on the other side of a glory hole For fucking an hour For a dick to pop through So he could suck it is worried about the flavor of the cum? Do you think a girl is going to be convinced that I eat pineapple and my cum will taste good? Or do you think a gay guy is going to be like, yeah, great, let's go? I don't think gay guys care about the taste of cum. I think they're just too excited to get it.

It's almost like caviar. It's on pineapples and berries, a little gay. Hey, hey, hey. Berries, dog? Come on. That shit is berries, dog? Yo, I'm starting to think that you're homophobic what they put in special k say what woman's ass cereal special k what they put in that red berries berries yeah that's a little gay special k is not even gay come on yo come on yo

special k i mean i don't know like that shit is special you're gonna eat some cornflakes bro like you're gonna get the special what special k is not fucking it's gay cornflakes son it really is no it's not it's retard cornflakes that's what it is that's why they call it special no that shit is cornflakes but it's a little sweet nah nah nah i'm not gonna let you talk about it dude cornflakes, but it's a little sweet. Nah, nah, nah. I'm not going to let you talk about it. Dude, cornflakes got a fucking cock on the box. Cornflakes, yeah. Yeah, that shit is manly, yo.

No. What does a rooster have to do with corn? Son, Jimmy cracked corn at the crack of the dawn, you know what I mean? I don't know what you're talking about. This podcast has gone off the rails. Okay, we're done. That's it. Okay, we're done. That's it.

All right, guys. We're going to take a break for a second. Listen, I got to do a huge shout out to my guys over at Radix, man. Radix have been coming through. It's been a very anxious time for a lot of people. They're still out there supplying that CBD, making sure people are calm, comfortable, cool, got something to chill out and smoke with the lady i know i know akash was smoking with the lady a little bit you hit that radix took that down yeah took that down

just as high this time not as high because we did two back to back when the first time yeah we did one felt great went to sleep i think it was even better though that gummy yeah you told me about oh yo take the gummy be in a dark room after just kind of relax you will pass the fuck out the melatonin i slept 11 hours on that yeah be careful with that shit but it is amazing it is it is amazing yeah so radix has been dope man they obviously have all the great um cbd products that they've been uh supplying before the uh pandemic but uh you can get the the joints that they the pre-rolls as they call them.

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brethren you'll uh go out there keep it tight and smoke one down for us all right let's get back to the show okay uh guys i think we need to end this podcast before shit gets too crazy. Is there anything else? Anything else you want to talk about? Akash? Well, do you guys care about Ja Rule challenging 50 Cent to an IG battle?

No, I don't care. Oh, shouts to Reggie Conquest, our boy Reggie. Oh, yeah. Reggie was in... TSA Bay is our homie, dog. That's like... Who's TSA Bay?

TSA Bay. Season four, Insecure, the premiere. He's so fucking funny. Philly comic're we're cool with the philly gang six foot nothing gang uh but reggie conquest is one of the comics good dude it's so funny to see him on insecure and he's hilarious on it i was actually really losing interest in the show and this season i think this guy might bring me back into like he's on insecure and he has a fuck scene with Issa. Yeah, he fucks Issa, yo.

Opening scene. From the back. From the back. Yo, multiple positions, dog. Multiple positions. Oh, I just saw that Twitter clip. You see naked ass Reggie, yo. Yeah, with his gun hanging out,

just cracking that thing from the back. So funny, dog. You know what I mean? Let's go. Yo, shouts to Reg, dog. You're so enthusiastic seeing your friend gay. I mean, seeing your friend naked What? Sorry

I'm still gay right now That's a pretty slip right there, dog You were thinking about him In a homosexual way You wanted to treat him Like a churro Just Suck that thing up

You know what I mean? We gotta wrap this up Alright, last question Oh man No, Being serious. I'm sure we are. Okay. Appetizers, pretty much gay.

Dessert, pretty much gay. Yeah. Some fruits gay. Some fruits not gay. Pancakes, definitely not gay, depending on how you eat it. Right. Right? Sucking a guy's dick.

Bitch. Listen. Listen. it. Right. Right? Sucking a guy's dick. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Sucking a guy's dick. Dick is your colleague. He's not your friend.

Yo. He's your colleague. Guys, this has been an episode. He's your colleague. Are you getting a promotion out of it? No. You don't even work with him directly. Didn't eat a lot of pineapple directly Didn't eat a lot of pineapple

Didn't eat a lot of pineapple His dick might not taste good Is sucking a guy's dick gay? What do you Are you Is it like churros after Or are you That's the only thing that makes it gay

In my opinion Is what you do after you suck the dick If you suck it begrudgingly Then you may be just in prison It's not gay But if you suck it with enthusiasm That's gay Well we got to the bottom of it guys

Sucking dick in prison is actually interesting Is that gay or not? We'll save it for the Patreon Alright This has been another episode of Flagrant 2 If you're still listening to this podcast God bless you We went off the rails several times we appreciate you we love you we will see you on patreon this friday patreon.com slash flagrant 2 asshole army keep it tight