Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz has a BIG Announcement

Episode Date: December 17, 2019

This week Andrew, Kaz, and Alexx discuss: the disbenefit of minimum wage, the Lakers looking insane, how to shut down a heckler, Kamaru vs Colby, Nick Cannon vs Eminem, no one caring about spy gate 2.0, the flagrant thoughts of the week, and much more along with a SPECIAL announcement by Andrew.

Yerrrr! Akash here. I am in India for another week. That means I am not on today's episode of Flagrant. Which means I am not there for Andrew's big announcement. Which sucks. But I did want to send this note just saying, man, Andrew, I wish I could be there. Love you. I'm so proud of you. We've been in this for what, 11, 12 years now? So I have watched you grind your ass off for 11 or 12 years and I'm sure everybody's already figured out what the news is I'm not going to give it away in case they haven't but just know that I don't know anybody that deserves this more uh love you dog keep it tight keep it flagrant all of that what's up everybody welcome to Flager 2. No easy buckets. This episode is brought to you by Morgan & Morgan.

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That is Andrew Schultz. I'm here with real life Kaz or Kazim or whatever your new and more official and corporate and professional name is. The more podcasts you get- I mean, Real Life Kaz still works. Bro, it's like you're becoming like a dignified human being, bro. I know. In front of our eyes. It's really hard.

This is what keeps me from going full corporate. It's coming here. Yeah, it's coming here. It's holding you back. Getting what keeps me from going full corporate. It's coming here. It's coming here. We're holding you back. Getting off some fuck bombs. Yeah. It's like, all right. Still got it, god damn it. Still got it. So we're here. We got Alex and Ed in a building.

Akash is in India right now. Yes, at the Parkalot Garage. In the Parkalot Garage. He's in Mumbai. I believe the show is either today or coming up, so make sure you go check him out there. I'm sure you can get all the details at akashsting.com. But as we start the show today, as some of you might have noticed on my Instagram, I said I had a very special announcement. Today we're recording it.

It's Monday, but it's coming out Tuesday, so I'll make that announcement for all you guys. Hopefully, and you get this up extra early because I said the announcement's coming out. Hopefully, he you get this up extra early, because I said the announcement's coming out. When he says hopefully, he means you better get that. That's it. That is my corporate way of saying get that fucking thing up. But, yeah, so 10 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

This is coming out. And basically the announcement is this, is I want to speak about a journey, a journey that I've been on on that we've kind of all been on a lot of you listeners have uh been i mean been on from the beginning with me some of you have come on midway through some of you come on at this tail end and um i'm truly appreciative of all of you guys and it starts about like three years ago and you guys have heard the beginning of this story i'm sure ad nauseum but uh three years ago i remember i guys have heard the beginning of this story, I'm sure, ad nauseum.

But three years ago, I remember I was sitting in my living room and I received the final no on my special, the special 441 that I was going to do. And it was from a network called CISO that nobody watched. I've never heard of CISO. Well, yeah. Well, they went out of business. Ah, okay. Yeah, but it was crippling because I received no from a place that nobody even liked. Do you know what I mean?

A place that wasn't good enough for anybody to watch where you're not good enough for no one. That's like not getting hired at McDonald's. You deserve less than no one. We can go into that McDonald's thing because I have an issue with minimum wage that's starting to really bother me. But we'll get into that later. I just think it's fucked up to pay someone minimum wage. Because you're basically saying, if I could pay you less, I would. You're saying, if you could be a slave, I would hire you that way.

Right? But there's a minimum amount we have to pay human beings to work. It's almost like they go, So I'll pay you that. Fine. Oh, God. Here you go. Like, as an employer, you have to pay at least 50 cents more than minimum wage

so you don't look like the evil person that's behind. They don't look like Scrooge McDuck. It's like an episode of The Watchmen. When you see someone paying a minimum wage, you're like, dude, what's in your closet? You know what I mean? I don't want to give away too much. Okay.

Go ahead. Anyway, so I remember after having that moment, I'm sitting there on my couch and I'm just like, okay, this is not, I can't live like this. I can't go through my career hoping that an executive likes me or hoping that the culture of the time is going to promote the comedy I do because the culture could change like it did. And then all of a sudden, the type of comedy that I grew up doing, this kind of flagrant, wild, potentially offensive, edgy comedy could become taboo and not cool. And then all of a sudden, what? No more specials, no more opportunities, no more anything. And I was like, this is not how I'm going to provide for my family.

It's not how I'm going to provide for myself, provide for my friends. This is not how I can take care of anything. And I was like, this is not how I'm going to provide for my family. It's not how I'm going to provide for myself, provide for my friends. This is not how I can take care of anything. So I realized, okay, I have to make a change. I have to do something in life that's going to put myself in control of my destiny. And I realized that the only way to do it was follow the people that I thought had control of their destiny. Like the Tyler Perrys, it's like the's you know the even like the Rudy Ray Moore that's the guy who Dolomite is about if any of you guys saw right it's like these people invested not in the industry but in the people yeah right and they're like he said Russ is a show so Russ

huge shout to Russ because he was the one who inspired the new joke every week yes right yes and because he was doing a new song every week. But it's like this investment into people, right? It's like before that you invest in the industry. It's like how do I make a clean five minutes? How do I make a good

clean 30 minutes? Or how do I have a palatable this, that, the other? And I was like fuck that. I want to be completely authentic with the people and I truly believe that if I had

a deep connection with them and they felt like I respected them and they felt like what I was giving them was truth, right? That they would bring me to the top had a deep connection with them and they felt like I respected them and they felt like what I was giving them was truth, right? That they would bring me to the top and they would spread the word and it would be this really organic thing happen.

I was like, that's the only way you have control. There's no way otherwise. And I sat there and I go, okay, I will allow the people to bring me to the top or the people to crumble me. If I give it to the people and nobody likes it and they say, go fuck yourself, I can accept that. Yeah. Yeah.

But I will not- It's always good to go out on your sword. Exactly. Yeah. I will never allow someone in a suit to decide what happens to me in my career. The people will always be the ones at the end of the day. Jury your peers. You know what I mean?

Ain't going to be some emperor who goes thumbs up, thumbs down. There's going to be millions of people who go thumbs up, thumbs down. Got you. And I'm fine. I can live with that one. You know what I mean? Yeah. But the idea of one person having my destiny in their hands.

It's bullshit. It's bullshit in most situations. That's how you get your head cut off. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like that's how emperors die. Yeah. Right?

It's like they say no to the wrong person. Right? And then. That happens every fucking day. Every day. Most kings get their head cut off and it's usually by one guy. Because he's like, yo, you're not representing what we want. Right?

So at the end of the day, I realized that the industry is nothing without the people. Right? So I'm like, okay, boom. We just got to go right to the people, say fuck it. We create our own industry. We do all that. And I go, you know what I can do is I can give away all this stuff. Before that comics, we always hoarded our material for a special.

And I'm like, why don't I do the exact opposite? Why don't I give away all this stuff before that comics we always hoarded our material for a special and i'm like why don't i do the exact opposite why don't i give it all away and if the people fuck with it they'll come up to my live shows and i can afford to you know feed my family afford to do all these things like that and it works right i start selling tickets everything's good and i find this thing this kind of like hack of the system, and I realize, you know what? It's probably better to share this. I think a lot of times what happens is like when you find some way of making money or having success, like people hoard it. You know, like the first, I think, people to find a way to like tame horses.

That was technology back in the day. And you know what they did? They're like, yo, don't give this out. This is advantage. You got to come to our guy. We're the only guys who can train horses. Boom. Get money with the day. Yeah. And you know what they did? They were like, yo, don't give this out. This is advantage. You gotta come to our guy. We're the only guys who can train horses. Boom.

Get money with me. Yeah, right. Makes sense. And I was like, fuck it. This is how the game should be played. I thought that there was value

in just giving back because I remember going in that moment, I was like, if I get any success, I will bestow this upon the other people who I think will do

the same thing with it. Because it goes back to your original plan of like going with the people and that's not just selling tickets that no with the community that's how you build that's how you build industry right it's like that's how you make that's how you take something from the ground up it's not just you hoarding everything it's you sharing and then it becomes ubiquitous it becomes ubiquitous with comedy right that's the same reason why I do so many fucking interviews and podcast people

like yo how do you get in the so so your hands are so many things like i tell them i'm like listen like you have to keep your you know there's no there's no point in hoarding all this information if you can't you know use it to better people and and in the in the weird way you're kind of bettering yourself as well because now you gotta evolve 100 right and you get pushed yes you know what i mean it's like once somebody does something better now it makes me go okay now we got to be better than that right it just pushes the art and it's great. I mean, we did things. I think once you experience a little bit of power in your industry, it shows a lot about who you are.

And if you're the type of person that wants to hoard all that power, then you don't deserve the power. And if you're the type of person that wants to help other people who deserve it, you deserve it. That's why when people say it's lonely at the top, it's bullshit. It don't have to be. It don't have to be lonely at the top. So I thought we did the right thing. I thought we filmed in Giannis' special doing these inside jokes, really trying to expose people here with these comics that they could be really friends with.

Just kind of put people out on a platform when we start to have it. Even giving tough love to Akash. Now Akash is killing it. He needed it. I remember the days where he was just like, he didn't want to. I remember the days when he didn't want to like meet people after shows

or, you know, was too scared to, not scared to do. Put out his material. Put out material, yeah, be on social media.

It's like, you know, and now look at him. He's fucking Mumbai. He's on YouTube. He's international. He's doing shows. It's just a beautiful thing to see.

And I basically, so I basically come to this moment where we film Views from the CIS. Mm-hmm. Right? Alex comes out. Matt comes out. We go to Europe.

We film Views from the CIS, my special, which was before the Crowd Work special. And I have Views from the CIS, and I'm going out to L.A., and I'm doing some podcasts, and I meet with this production company called Comedy Dynamics. Okay. And I don't think I told people this story, but Comedy Dynamics recognized the wave.

They understood it. It's very rare that industry folks recognize things that early, but they understood it. And they said to me, they're like, hey, don't release your special. We want to buy it. They were the only network. Once again, nobody cared.. We want to buy it. They were the only network. Once again, nobody cared. And they weren't even a network. They were a production company.

Right. We want to buy it. And I'm like, I'm releasing it in a week. And they're like, just don't. Can't you just hold off? We'll make you an offer. And I go, it's a million dollars, and you've got to give me it in a week. And they go, I don't think that's realistic in any world. Like, this is not fucking, what is that movie?

Not Backdraft, the other one. Which movie are you talking about? It seems like a Nicolas Cage movie. Not Nicolas Cage, the other white guy. The other white guy? He's like bald. Come on, Alex, you know this. He's like bald.

Not Nicolas Cage. He saves the world always Bruce Willis what's the movies that he did like four of them one with Samuel L. Jackson fuck if I know

I didn't look it up Samuel L. Jackson's is one he did a bunch it's always New York some Russian is about to blow up New York

Die Hard there it is no shit okay time is together because I'm not trying to see where this is anyway that's some heist shit.

It's like, I need a million dollars by tomorrow night. Oh, like speed? Whatever. Exactly. Right? You're like, what if we can get a million dollars? You can't just go in a chase and get a million dollars because Keanu Reeves says so. Right?

So the situation is, but I just said it. And it was one of those things where it was like, as a creative, just because nobody wants your thing doesn't mean it doesn't have value okay you decide your value right and i remember thinking that and i was like you know how much shit is worth that's how much you think it's worth so uh they don't make the thing but we have a cool meeting and everything's chill and eventually uh i release a special i go on rogan and then shit really goes to another level you You know what I mean? I start touring. I start doing these theaters around the world. Like we're selling out. It's fucking unbelievable.

And I go to this, it really changes comedy in a lot of ways with the clip stuff because all these agents and managers start telling their clients, yo, you got to put out clips and that's the thing. And now all of a sudden we're in the share economy with clips. And it's like, but unreal to see this kind of transform comedically because it was not the zeitgeist at all, you know? Right, right. And then all of a sudden

I get asked to go do this festival called JFL, Just for Laughs. I was never asked to do festivals and I get asked. And they ask me to come up and I go, yeah, I'll come up but I really want to do the Nasty Show

because my favorite comic ever, Patrice O'Neil, would do the Nasty Show and I just wanted to walk in his fucking shoes because I thought he was so great and I thought it would be a cool thing.

And they say no. And I say, all right, well, I don't need to go. And the reason I say I don't need to go is because

I have the people now. That festival can't do anything for me because the festival is just a way to get you in front of networks which then get you in front of people. I got the people.

You already got people, yeah. So you can't offer me anything and when you can walk away, they I got the people. You already got people, yeah. So you can't offer me anything. And when you can walk away, they don't know how to handle that. Oh, yeah. So when I say no, they go, all right, fine, you could do the festival, and you could do the Nasty Show. And I go, no, no, no, I'm going to do the Nasty Show,

and I'm going to do two of my other shows. And they're like, we can't do the other shows. I go, well, then I can't go, obviously. Now, if you just said yes to the Nasty Show, we wouldn't have this predicament. We wouldn't have this problem, yeah. But you done fucked up. You let me know you really want me there.

So then they acquiesce. We do the Nasty Show, and then we do two other shows, and I have a really good JFL. I come back from JFL, and we get a call from Netflix. Now, some of you guys know my history with Netflix. People think I'm anti-Netflix. I'm not.

I'm just making observations about Netflix. When I went on that Rogan, I said Netflix is dead because I looked at the debt structure that they had and the fact that none of their original programming was successful. It was all the things that they're releasing, and those were about to time out, et cetera. Everybody thought I was crazy, and then now you see a lot of these articles coming out. So Netflix give us a call, and they go, hey, we want Andrew to do this show called The Degenerates.

It's a 15-minute set. It's $25,000. Do you want to do it? My agent tells me about it, and I go, well, I give my content away for free on Instagram. I give it away for free on Instagram I get away for free on Twitter the money is never the issue it's just this is the right opportunity I'm like I'm not against it the next day we get a call from comedy dynamics that production company I spoke about

they go hey we want to work with Andrew what's Andrew up to my agent TJ very intelligently says he just got an offer from Netflix he doesn't say what it was for he doesn't say it was for 15 minutes and 25 000 he just say he got an offer for netflix yeah so um they go wait don't sign anything give us a few days we're gonna cook something up okay okay this is getting closer to the announcement that i want to talk about okay it might be a long i'm sitting on the edge of my seat because i really don't know the announcement i want to talk about. It might be a long place. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat because I really don't know the announcement. I want to find out on there with everyone else. We get the call. What we do is we have to stall Netflix.

We ask Netflix for a few things we know they're not going to give us. I ask, I want to be the first comic in the series to come out and I also want to have my face on the first image. Now, Netflix is not going to give that up, right? Unless they do.

Unless they do, but they're not because they don't get it. But also, even if they do or they don't, they have to put that through the execs. That takes days. So now we have days, right? In that time, we get an offer from Comedy Dynamics. My lawyer sits me down. Not my lawyer. My agent sits me down. Not my lawyer. My agent sits me down.

He's so excited. We're sitting down and he goes, okay, here's the offer from Comedy Dynamics. And he's sitting there and he's like thrilled. And I look at the offer and the offer is for my next special. And it's for a million dollars. Shit. Right. And I'm looking at it.

I'm like, dude, this is fucking amazing. You just turned a $25,000 deal into a million dollar deal. and i'm looking i'm like dude this is fucking amazing this is you just turned 25 000 deal into a million dollar deal this is amazing job this is so incredible it's a shame we have to turn it down when i tell you he had a heart attack dude his face turned white dude like and he's a white guy but i don't know how white can get whiter but it got whiter dude it was it was hilarious translucent bro he was like a fish at the bottom of the ocean you know the ones that don't have he's a jellyfish that's what he was he's literally turned into a jellyfish and he's like what do you mean this is everything that you asked for this is the deal and he goes remember when we went there a year ago and you said it was a million dollars so

here's a special and i go yeah that was the deal a year ago. The price of the brick that went up. It went up. It's just changed, right? It's like if I don't value myself and I don't value what I am, then what do I have? It's just an arbitrary amount. True Jewish man, that Andrew Schultz.

So it was one of those things and I literally sat there and I thought about it and it was one of those things that and i literally sat there and i thought about it and it was one of those things that was really important to me because it wasn't about the the money of the special i but in that amount of time i put out three specials i charged zero dollars for all of them yeah i don't make my living on on specials but the message that i wanted to do is to put out is you know i i played a role in convincing all these comics in the world to share their content for free but just because you give away your content doesn't mean it's worth nothing. Yeah. It's worth whatever the fuck you want it to be worth.

Yes. So I decided what it was worth then. And then I decided it became worth more. So it's got to be worth more. And if you say no, guess what I'm just as happy doing? Releasing it on YouTube, this amazing platform that gave me the success I have today. Best advice I ever got when I was younger. Say what? Never work for cheap. Always work for free or full price. I have today. Best advice I ever got when I was younger. Say what?

Never work for cheap, always work for free or full price. I love that. Never work for cheap. I love that shit. So it's like, boom. So I say no. He freaks the fuck out. And I go, just tell him.

He goes, no, it can't be that price because that was the price that it was last time. It's got to be more. Gotcha. He comes back in two days. We got more. I won't tell you what it is. I mean, it's more than a mil. That's all I can say.

And again, I don't say this, and the amount of money is in terms of bragging, right? It's like that amount of money has helped something else, which I'm going to talk about later in this episode that we've been waiting to talk about for you guys for months. But what I say that is, is if you are creative and you are in this process, you don't have to be stand-up. You could be music, you could be art, whatever it is.

But if you are going through a similar journey that we went through, and when I mean we, I mean obviously my team, Alex, Mark, you guys, Eden, Akash, but also all the people that have been sharing these clips and making these things relevant. It's like you can give everything away and then use that to get a way better deal than you would ever get. And when we did it, one of the cool things was is is that we signed it with a production company and I partnered with that production company. That's comedy dynamics. And then we got to choose where we sell the special to. And I can't say the network right now,

but I think that you guys are going to be pretty happy when I, when I say what it is. Okay. And trust me, your boy is always looking at the future and what the future is going to be. And I'm very excited to announce it. And I'm sure we'll announce

it in the upcoming months. But the special announcement I have right now is that yes, my first network special, one hour special, is going, the deal is signed, is going to be filmed in Los Angeles, april 11th at the orpheum theater the same theater as dolomite and uh that shit meant so much to me

when i saw him pull up to that theater man yeah in the movie and i was like because these theaters in downtown la were so important so special to people that's where they they literally they would all connect and like just watch these movies and experience these like cultural waves. And this motherfucking Dolomite dude, he did it himself. And he, what happens is when you build up the people, everybody wants to come work with you. And I felt like, I felt like the stars were aligned so much when I watched that. So I was like, nah, it's got to be there. And yeah, we're going to do it.

So what we're doing is today, right now, as you listen to this, you can get tickets. There's a pre-sale code. And the reason we did pre-sale code is because I know there's certain people who have been on this journey with me for years and all around the world. You guys deserve first dibs. Yeah, they deserve to be there. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, these days are all yours. Pre-sale code is Matador. You can get the link on my website, dandrashult.com.

But if you want to come, come, man. We saved this fucking date. We saved this specific city. We decided to do it this specific day. And I wanted it to be Easter weekend. You know what I'm saying? The resurrection is important. You know what I mean?

That's Easter weekend. I want it to be in LA. I want it to be in the city that said no, in the city that breaks your dreams, in the city that turns you down. It's like, no, we're going to go do it there. And everybody's going to bend with us. And for me, I really see it as the first special in the new wave of new media. The first deal that reflects new media. The first deal that reflects new media the first deal reflects

ownership you know what i mean and like partnering on a project not just going okay here's my rights you do whatever you want but like no i know what my value is and you're gonna pay me according to that value and i'm just really excited i'm really excited for that that moment i just thank you so the interest sold out now if you guys want you have three days to go get those tickets for anybody else if you're flying in I know those motherfuckers Are probably gonna be Flying in

Taking trains Driving Whatever it is Go get them shits You have three days Before the whole world Knows about it And that's cause

I appreciate y'all so much Thank you so much For being on this journey Alright let's talk Some sport Nah I'm just kidding Nah I mean like I rarely get

You know You rarely get emotional Yeah And Akash rarely gets emotional But I remember When you were here Like

Legitimately like Finalizing the deal On the phone Before we were The call Filming An episode of Flickering 2 Yeah

And I just seen like You know what I mean Like you've You've hit some You've hit some doubles You've hit some triples You know what I'm saying But like You had that smile on your face Like you just hit like mean? Like, you've hit some doubles. You've hit some triples. You know what I'm saying? But, like, you had that smile on your face.

Like, you just hit, like, a fucking, like, a grand slam. Not just a home run. Like, you out and everybody else with you is crossing the home plate, too. And I legitimately didn't want to know. I wanted to be like, you know what? I want to find out with everybody else because I still don't know the network. So, I'm not kayfabing y'all. I'm not fucking, you know, bullshitting y'all.

But, I mean, I feel like, you know, I was a part of this journey with you for the past, it seems like, what, three years now? Yeah. We've been doing this fucking show. And I remember the early days of doing this and doing episodes of Brilliant. Yeah. of doing this and doing episodes of brilliant and just like, it's really fucking special when you can track the exact moment when like a trajectory changes. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And just like as a friend and like as somebody who's, you know what I mean? Even before we were friends, like I was just a fan of your shit. I just thought you were funny. I watched the shits on the guy code,

like, like a bunch of, a bunch of people did And like Just being part of this journey man Like it's It's incredible It's inspiring

As somebody who I think Shares the same sort of work ethic Even though it's not stand up comedy It's like It's your field Other shit You know what I mean Like

It's just so fucking dope To see somebody Deservingly Get that And I You know I spoke to people And I spoke to You know Al I mean, like, it's just so fucking dope to see somebody deservingly get that. And, you know, I spoke to people and I spoke to, you know, Al and other people about, like, sharing the amount of money about it. And the reason I thought it was important is because I'm not Dave Chappelle and I'm not Chris Rock. Yeah. And I'm not Amy Schumer.

And I'm not these people that you hear these crazy deals that are made, know in the millions of dollars i'm not them yeah i'm not the famous person that got the big deal from netflix because they're famous i'm the guy that the streets knew about do you know what i mean like i'm the guy that the people knew about and there's so many people who really i'm even listening right now who are like, yo, you're one of my favorite comics or you're my favorite comic. But I don't know how many people know you. Right? That's the best type of fame to have. Oh, it's the best.

But what I'm trying to say is like not only for them but also for other comics is you don't need to be them to get it. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you don't need to be the super famous person. You don't need to be the person like grandfathered in from doing all these movies and TV shows. You could build your shit now and get what you're worth now. And guess what? That's what you're worth.

That's where it starts. So know that going into your contract negotiations with Netflix, know going into your contract negotiations with Hulu, with all these other brands,

know where it starts. Oh yeah. I just told you. Oh yeah. And you know what? If you can get more, good. Get more.

Get more, dog mean it's on some ninja shit where it's like ninja's a guy who the streets knew about oh and then you see this motherfuckers numbers i thought you were saying the n-word politely the video game guy yeah yeah fucking left twitch went to a mixer because microsoft paid him a stupid bag but like you hear the type of money he's getting and it's like yo this guy's got more money than like you're you're the probably the best player on your favorite basketball team or football team and like the streets knew about this dude and he broke a different way of creating content that's it where he got to create his own fucking number you know i'm saying and my win is your win i don't got to share this shit with you i share it because

i want you to come up and maybe you don't have what I have. So maybe you're not going to get that much yet. Maybe you're going to get a portion of that, but at least you know where the benchmark is. Oh, for sure. You know what I'm saying? Like at least in the NBA,

everybody knows each other's salary. So you could go, well shit, I'm better than Jerry Stackhouse. Oh yeah. Or shit, I'm not as good as LeBron, but I'm better than whatever.

Of course. You know, I'm better than fucking. The most powerful thing you could'm not as good as LeBron, but I'm better than whatever. Of course. I'm better than fucking- The most powerful thing you could do as creatives in the same field- Ben Simmons, whatever, yeah. I'm trying to think. I mean, that's the whole Dak Prescott, Carson Wentz thing. Carson Wentz get paid.

Dak Prescott beats him every time. He's like, I should get more money. So why should I give it? But at least you know that. In our field in entertainment, motherfuckers want to be real quiet about what they get. People are very stingy about it. That's every field. And you know what?

That's how they use it against us. That's how every field. When we don't know, you know what I'm saying? When we don't know what we're doing and what we're worth and what we can get paid, that's when we start signing away checks. Oh, yeah. Because a lot of times you don't put any value on what you're worth. And you're saving the company money.

They don't need it. They don't need it. Honestly, that's kind of why I've been following Stephen A. Smith. I've been on my sports kick for a long time for this past year. I love what Stephen A. Smith said. And I love Stephen A. Smith because it's like, you know, you don't got to be Hove or LeBron or you can be him. And he tells people how much money he's getting.

So I'm like, I'm on that trajectory. I'm going to fill up every fucking field. So eventually, I know that's the benchmark. I'm like, I'm getting that bag. Maybe not this year, maybe not next year, but I'm getting something close to there and over that. And it's because I've seen's the benchmark. I'm like, I'm getting that bag. Maybe not this year, maybe not next year, but I'm getting something closer there and over that. And it's because I've seen you do it. You know what I mean?

A few things I want to get in, and I wanted you to get your shit off. Three things. So when I started this journey with you, like first I was working with Brilliant for a while, and I saw the work ethic of Drew and Charlamagne and I'm like yo these guys outwork every everybody I've ever met everybody in my life and I'm like oh okay so now it's like I'm just picking on Jules I'm like all right one clear way to succeed is work work

work work work so I adopted that type of work ethic i'm like you know what this should never be a time where i'm bored right because there's always time to do something so i like that's one thing i really commend and then i even see it with you kaz like just outworking everybody out here like it's funny when people say you know how many jobs you got like that's a hilarious thing to say listen i'll go anywhere as long as they pay me to. The next thing, it's like, you choosing to give away the formula. At first, I was against it,

because I guess I came from that old mentality of, like, yo, we found a way to get it. Like, don't just give it up to everybody. And then I saw, like, how appreciative other comics and even just other people in other fields are like and then i realized uh elon musk like he gave away the patent to like the tesla battery it's like look still nobody is making a better electric car than him so i'm like all right so now i see this giving mentality so fucking it's useful it's it's needed more

because a lot of people yep are just they they looking for their way but they can't find their way they're scared yeah it's a scarcity thing and then fuck i was one more point i forgot to while you think about it while you think about it but i think that's what it comes from and we've all been scared we've all had like that insecurity like well what if i give this away will other people do it better and then I won't have it anymore? But at the end of the day, we've got to have confidence. If I could think of this, I could think of another thing. Even if you don't have the confidence, it puts the battery in your back to make sure you at least have the work ethic to outdo that confidence.

Facts. Because it's like, you know. I'm saying specifically with giving away. Yeah. And also, like, who the fuck would I be to come on here on a podcast every week and say, yo, the Army provides and we got to give back and we got to help each other. And I'm not doing that for my own, you know, colleagues in comedy. Like, I got to be the representation of that always. I got to give more.

I got to be given the most always so that people under me feel, well, shit, if he's giving away that much i gotta at least like that's what rogan did right like rogan transformed the comedy scene in la because he literally just helped and now any anybody under rogan gotta help because if you don't you're like who the fuck are you you're not rogan you're not bigger than this motherfucker yeah that makes sense but you were saying no i was saying you know remember. Oh, go ahead. The third part I was just going to make. It's very important to speak things into fruition and then always, like, practice what you preach. Yeah. Because I remember when I was, like, deciding on what, should I leave my job and do this full time?

And, you know, some of the key things you were just telling me, like, yo, hard work and, like, always be positive. Even the people who shitted on you, like, just don't invite that negativity into your life. And then you also said, I remember in that conversation, you're like, this year I'm going for the mill. Like, you said you were going to be a millionaire this year. Yeah. And you fucking did it. And that's fucking amazing that's crazy congratulations bro dude i remember sitting down in my in my apartment how to going how do i back into a million meaning like like a million in my head was always like well you're just gonna get one check and then that's what it's gonna be but it's like the randomly this

type of situation happened but like but like how do you back in which is like okay if I'm making this much here I'm making that much there I'm making that much here this is from a live show this is from this and there is a way to make the most daunting thing in the world which is like becoming a millionaire or something like that there is a way to make it accessible and it might not happen in one year might happen in two years it might happen in three years but there's a way to break it down into smaller pieces oh i got a 100k here i got 200k here this that the other and the same way that you can break that million up you could break that hundred there's somebody

listening right now who just wants to make six figures yo you can back into six figures bro i'm telling you you might be at 80, and you're like, hold up. So if I do overtime, now I'm at 92. And if I babysit my cousin's kid this many weeks, now I'm at 96. There's ways to get there. I'm telling you. It's like stop acting like that shit is unreachable. Dog, I remember, and I feel like we're opening.

I feel like this is a lot of behind-the-scenes talk about the podcast, but I remember literally this time last year where I think we was all sitting in, I think, Pret, and we were just kind of like, all right, what are we going to do for next year? What's the fucking goal? And I remember people, we were talking about changing the name, even adding your name to this shit.

This is after the Rogan bump and all this other shit that we were just plotting. And I remember a specific thing you said is, what is your personal goal for this? What do you want to get out of this? And I'm just like, I want to be the sports guy. I want to be the motherfucker who, there's a lot of old motherfuckers in this shit. I want to be that next dude.

You had your specific goals. Akash had his own specific goals. Alex, Eden, we all had our own shit that we were after. And to come back 365 days later and you're a millionaire. I'm a fucking, you know, people have called me like the fucking new voice in New York sports. 100%? You are.

Every fucking day. The Post. Sports New York. I said why. Fucking Nike. I just signed a couple of deals with Adidas and Under Armour With no fucking You know Exclusivity to any of them You know what I mean

Like just A bunch A bunch of shit Akash is in fucking His home country Son Akash's dream Has always been to To like perform

For his people Yeah And the fact that he's gone there Twice this year to do shows God You know what I mean It's fucking insane What you can do

When And granted You know people probably Listen to this And like oh god Get to the jokes But sometimes you need To hear this shit shows you know what i mean it's it's it's fucking insane what you can do when and and granted you know people probably listen to this and like oh god get to the jokes but sometimes you need to hear this shit it's the end of the year you know i'm saying you need to it's it's important time to reflect and i'm not one of these motherfuckers that waits for the new year to do everything different i never made a new year's resolution in my life because the resolution starts when you need it but it is important i feel like it is important to reflect say what it's true right it's like but it's important to reflect on like the ability of it like

akash went in one year from being almost homeless to getting married you know what i'm saying like that's flossiest fucking wedding that's a glow up right there right so it's like and i just i just know and i know it sounds so crazy in times yeah and again i don't define anything by the money i've never done a single thing in my life to make money specifically like a single project that i wanted to yeah to do right it's like but i knew that we had something great here and i knew that there was something missing in the world here you know and I knew that the flagrancy would be so refreshing to people. And the way that like it's gone on and the way that like, I mean, just chucking up the asshole when someone sees you. It's so fucking crazy. It's a squad, bro. It's an army out there.

It's more than that at this point. It's a fucking. I've always I've always told people my only goal. It's the cult, bro. We out here with a cult, dog. My only goal in life was to just be marks on a timeline. You know what I mean? If there's a timeline of shit and you got one of those indents, those marks, it's like, all right, well, there's podcasting, comedy, sports, content creating, whatever the fuck this whole hodgepodge of things is. Content creating Whatever the fuck

This whole hodgepodge Of things is Yeah We have a mark On podcasting The way comedy is done The way sports is talked about All that shit

You know what I'm saying I'm glad you're bringing this up Cash And That is a fucking That is worth more Than any fucking check Just knowing that

People Innovation Innovation Yeah Why are you pushing it To the next level When it was fucking hard For a lot of motherfuckers just to be, I was one of the people.

Yeah. I was one of those people. I was like, man, I don't know. I don't know. You know what I mean? My catchphrase at one point was,

I ain't touching that. I'm not touching that. Yeah. Now I'm just like, now let's go. Fuck it. Cause there's value in fuck it, man.

Because when you have the people, they can't, they can't take anything away from you. I have no, I have no fear, man. They cannot take anything away. And I'll man. Because when you have the people, they can't take anything away from you. I have no fear, man. They cannot take anything away. And I'll tell you, when you talk about innovation, that brings us to the next thing. I think that I've been waiting to tell y'all about this for so long, man. And you guys have heard me tease about it forever. You know, earlier, and I probably told a million times on this podcast, is that I, the only reason for me making money is so that I can push these projects that I have further so I can take care of my friends, I can take care of my family, so I can produce content in the most authentic way.

That's all I've ever wanted to do. I don't want to have to bend to a network standard or these types of things when we have the ability to create this content ourselves. And when we started doing this deal, you know, and it looked like the deal was going to go through, I pulled the trigger on something that you guys are going to see in the new year. And that is we have a new content facility in Brooklyn, New York. It is going to house Flagrant 2. We have another podcast that I'm starting called Schultz, and we'll give you more details about that in the future, but that's just one-on-one interviews, similar to the one I did with James Altucher or...

Sypha Sounds. Sypha Sounds, Miko Grimes, like these kind of like long-form interviews where I'm talking to these people who have really interesting story or perspective I want to share. It's got another studio, which is a generic podcast studio for new projects. Maybe Kaz wants to do something.

Maybe Al or Eden wants to do something. Maybe these other people we want to support can go in there, and we can give them a real platform, a real space, where they can create and upgrade their current situation because we know what it's like to be in a situation that needs to be upgraded. We've got the green screen studio so we can create content. And this is one of the coolest parts for me is we have a live performance space. Yes.

So I'm talking about screening a special doing live comedy shows watching nfl games i mean like seating the whole nine yards so intimate you know maybe 50 people maybe a little bit more than that but the fact that we have all this in our studio editing bays for alex mark edin anybody else on the team like legit so they're not on their fucking laptops typing away, but like the real fucking deal. And I mean like full lighting, rigging, full. We upgraded the cameras. We have these like amazing, cool new cameras that we're working with.

And right now the guys are out there building it. Some of you guys might have noticed this. We've had the two biggest do-it-yourself guys on YouTube. We got Ben Uyeda and Mike Montgomery. You can check out their YouTube. They have tons of stuff. might have noticed this we've had the two biggest do-it-yourself guys on youtube um we got ben uyeda and mike montgomery you can check out their youtube they have tons of stuff they've done the biggest deals they've designed the studio they've we did state-of-the-art like i mean soundproofing none of this fucking bullshit i'm talking about the real deal and um we have one thing that i think is going to change podcasting forever and I can't wait for you guys to see it

but all I'll say is this. Say goodbye to microphones. This shit right in front of your face, the whole fucking podcast. Done with that. This big fluffy thing and I'm not talking about lavaliers like they do on TV.

I'm talking about a new technology that's not even available in the consumer market yet. Oh my God. We got in contact with this great company who's been doing all of our audio-visual stuff. And shout out to Overtone Sounds that did all of our custom sound paneling. They were great.

You're going to hear all about these guys in the near future. But we got this new thing, and it will, I think, change the visual for podcasts forever. I truly believe if we do it right. I just heard the first sound test today and they sound unbelievable. You can't even believe that you get good quality audio without a microphone in your face. So it's like what we want to do is innovate. And I knew if I was given any kind of money or power, I would invest that in what we're doing and creating more content. So thank you guys for giving me the opportunity to do that.

We get to some flagrancy, but I'm very excited for this new year man man shout out to everybody who's rocking us new year i know we've never done like uh it was only like literally my only nugget of this show we've never done any like 100 episodes 200 episodes one year anniversary none of that shit but i feel like every single year we've kind of leveled up and like this upcoming 2020 is gonna fucking like if you've been rocking with us for this long man oh get ready oh shit we're gonna make y'all proud if you think we deliver a lot of content now it's about to be the next level man and kev i would feel bad as a black man to let you go the rest of this episode. You got to fix your durag.

Oh, motherfuckers. Watch it. My bad. I just noticed it. God damn it. I got you. I have my velvet on, too. It's nice and silky.

Fuck y'all. Thank you, Alex. I appreciate that. I like how you describe your velvet as silky. Velvet is the material. It's velvety. Niggas know exactly how to talk. They're called silky. Yeah, it's a silky. Velvet is the material. It's velvety. Niggas know exactly how to talk. They're called silky.

It's a silky. It doesn't matter what fabric the durag is. It's still called a silky. No matter what. That shit can be made of fucking polyesters. Oh, yeah, you got my silky, y'all. So silky isn't a material. It's not a material.

It's a feeling. It's what you feel in here. When you feel the waves waving up in your head, it's like, all right, I got my silky on. Who decided that the waves were good? What do you mean? Have you seen Usher? No, no, no. I think waves look really cool, but when did that become fashionable?

Man, I'll tell you. I mean, for me personally, this is when I first saw Mace with him. Mace was like the flyest fucking- Even before that, you had finger waves back. I wasn't on the finger waves, though, man. No, but I mean, it's been around for a minute. It has been around. Women actually had it popping first, when they had short haircuts.

But they would do fucking relaxer. I'm getting really into deep black hair culture shit, right? Relaxer is almost like a perm for white folks. What makes your hair puffy makes women's hair or black people's hairs silky silky so they'd put the white shit in the hair relax it and it would make it wavy and take the sideburns and all this other shit and make it that shit you could even go back to like the soul days when motherfuckers was permanent shit out like um you know the malcolm x shit when he was a little i forgot what they call

what did what did they call it in that not a jerry curl no no but they was like a process oh maybe they did call it a perm or whatever yeah yeah my mom called it a perm what's up big worm big perm big sherm what is it what's up big perm i mean big worm shout out jay rose i talked to him today about his pristine hairline. And what do you say? Was he on PDs? Is he having any help? Yo, I've had a good conversation with him today. You can check it out on Big Apple Buckets.

And he was just saying, like, you know, I got great jeans. Fuck that. Bro, look at that shit. That ain't great jeans, son. That's a barbershop picture. Go back and look him in the fab five days. No, I know he's always had a great hairline. But, I mean, to keep it that pristine.

That shit is perfectly coiffed. I can't believe a black man that age. He's got to be pushing almost 45, 50 at this point. I'm going with the PEDs when my shit's not going. I got a finish line for my shit. I feel like going for it right now. I got a finish line for my shit. I'm either coming home, I'm either going bald, or I'm getting LeBron treatment, yo.

Once it reaches a certain level, why would you not get LeBron? That's what I don't understand. And I'm not doing this, honestly, to plug any company that we use. But balding is a choice. Yeah. It's a choice now. Yeah. But you got to get on it before.

It's when cats go bald and then they realize it. Yeah, the second you notice, you got to get on it before it's when it's when casco ball and then they realize that yeah the second you notice you got to get on the pills yeah i'm i've been i've been trying to do the shit but i keep forgetting to do the fucking uh the doctor's thing whatever it's what just do it yeah tell me about that what you gotta do you know what i mean you just do a couple of the gummies you know i don't know if they're gummies i take pills i cut them shits up. You take the pills? Yeah. Every single day. Oh, gosh.

I need to do that. The reason why I don't hit the Braun shit is because Braun, when that shit is bad, it looks bad. It looks stupid, yeah. I'm pretty sure with him, it just didn't work. It's not going to work for everybody. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure he did everything he could. It just didn't take.

I'm sure he did. What's the guy's phone? Tory Lanez. He got all the money. I had to handle it. Like, Tory Lanez, it didn't work for saying. I'm pretty sure he did everything he could. It just didn't take. I'm sure he did. What's the guy's from? Tory Lanez. Like, Tory Lanez, it didn't work for him. I did. What's Charlemagne called? The Trap Toupee? Trap Toupee, yeah.

But, like, Tory thinks it worked for him, which is cute. But if you look at his hair, it looks odd. Yeah. His hair looks odd. But it's still in the growing process. It takes time. Oh. Like, you've seen it get progressively better.

Yeah, because Tigers. He just couldn't wait to show it off. Here's the thing. Tigers is great. process it takes time oh like it you've seen it get progressively better yeah because tigers he just couldn't wait to show it off here's the thing tigers is great shit is kind of crispy too because the thing about tigers is like so tories when it grows out it looks like baby hairs yeah like this is it right here right yeah like when it grows out it just don't look right but tigers he could actually twist and that's how you know the hair is strong i don't think he's fully black though I think that I think yeah, I think see look at that shit. He came back from the brink. Yo, wait go back It's over bro. Holy fuck at that. That's that's my finish. That's my finish line, right?

He looks like a turtle in the left one, right and he looks Dominican in the right one He came back to Dominican dude, so look at he got his hair twist. Look go back Dominican, dude. Son. Look at him. He got his hair in twists. I need to do that shit. Go back up. Go back up. Look at this. Something's off there, right? Nah, it's too... It's like he transferred pubes. It's almost like somebody drew it on.

He got the wrong type of hair. Yo, Drew. Yeah. Can you pay for me to get the treatment and we document the whole thing as content? You're not even on camera. Yo, your hair is fine. What are you talking about?

Your hair is good, dude. If I could bring the hairline down... Take your hat off. Let me see. You go... Nah Yo your hair is fine What are you talking about Your hair is good dude If I could bring the hairline down Take your hat off Let me see You go Nah your shit is fine What are you talking about If it goes down

My shit is on the brink bro Hold on Let me take my shit off You take like 10 years Off your age Like my shit is on the brink bro You see this Y'all just got big ass forehands

Honestly Also you got African Expectations for your hair. Africans never got the crispy hairline. That shit always goes back, bro. But still, bro, like a lot of Africans got some crispy shit. Who? I mean, fuck. I mean, Andre Iguodala, great hairline.

I got to see Andre Iguodala because I don't know. Because Ethiopians be having all the forehead, bro. It's like known. Let me see. Yeah. Pretty sharp hair. Fam. That's you.. Let me see. Yeah. Pretty sharp. Fam. That's you.

Nah, nah, nah. This is way back. Nah. Nah. But you see the corner. It's all in the corners, bro. So then corner your shit up. If your corners ain't... If your shit ain't sharp, if you got... If your shit grooves,

you know when you run a route and like... You know what I'm saying? And the shit not sharp. If your shit is Amari Cooper, your shit is good. If you're running routes like fucking... Wayne Krabat. and like the shit not sharp. Like if your shit is Amari Cooper, your shit is good. If you're running routes like fucking- Wayne Krabat. Like Wayne Krabat, just curving into it. Running those Jarvis Landry routes.

I didn't say wheel. Why are you running a wheel? Running a slant, motherfucker. Sharp hairline. Anyway, we'll get y'all hairlines. We'll glow up. This is going to be a fun year 2020. I fucking can't wait.

2020 hairlines. So guys, we got to start with some flagrancy. Let's get into it, man. Oh, and shout out to everybody who came to Barclays Center this past Friday. Yo, man, congrats on that. That looked amazing. It was fantastic, man. All in New York, shout out to Casanova, The Lox, Just Blaze, Dipset, Cam,

Jewels, Fivio Foreign, whole Ducey Palooza team, everybody who bought a ticket, we sold that bitch out. It was fantastic, man. Thank y'all for coming through. Also, I just want to say that that's incredible to see what the Ducey show

has turned into, man. It's fucking unreal because, I mean, Webster Hall, that was a massive success. I grew up a few blocks from Webster Hall. And, I mean, that's a fraction of the size of the barclays center bro so to do it at that level is unbelievable man congrats abs thank

you so much man it takes a it takes a fucking village to put that thing together so shout out to the whole team obviously you know who you are and uh man can't wait to do it again man it is um oh yeah another thing I just want to say before we move on to some flagrant thoughts and some flagrancy is that it's important to me that the New York comedy scene knows that this new space that we haven't named yet, but we're going to name it, is not only investment in the content that we're making,

but investment in New York comedy. So if there's ways that I could help comics in new york i want to do that and i want to know and um it is is important to me to give back and give opportunities because obviously the only reason i'm able to do this is because other people gave me opportunities that didn't have to you know so this is an investment in new york comedy and new york comedy is on the rise and i feel like we're going to be in a good place And I feel like we're adopting some of those values That made the LA scene so successful

In the last few years So I'm really bullish on New York comedy In the future and I'm going to make sure that we I'm going to make sure that we get to the promised land again 100% Now flagrancy, let's talk about it I'm in LA, okay I do a show at the comedy store Jeremiah Watkins Don't get too old, man. I'm in L.A. Yeah. Okay? I do a show at the Comedy Store.

Okay? Jeremiah Watkins' show, my favorite show to do while I'm in L.A. Love Jeremiah. He's fucking hilarious. Great guy, yeah. Obviously, he was on the show. He has a show called Stand Up on the Spot. People yell things at you.

You just do a joke based on that in the moment. Okay? It's a great show. No planned material. Everything has to be on plan. Great show. I go. I'm about to leave Comedy Store.

Right before I leave, Emily, woman who runs the Comedy Store, goes, Schultz, they have a show in the main room. Main room is a beautiful room, 400 seats. It's Bill Burr, Joey Diaz, Greg Fitzsimmons. Can you do a spot? I go, I would be honored to do a spot with those guys. Let's go do it. As we're walking in the back, she goes, hey, I just want to let you know this show is for

people on the spectrum. And I go, wait a minute. It's for retards? Right? And then she goes, no, no, no, no. They're in a halfway house. And I'm like, oh, a halfway house. That's like drugs or like-

Okay, okay. I thought on the spectrum of society, these people are on the front. No, like, oh, these are murderers. Right. Yo, I'm walking in the back. I see some guys, some white dudes with these long beards, biker guys. I'm like, oh, these people are on the front like oh these are murderers right yo i'm walking the back i see some guys like some white dudes with these like long beards like biker guys i'm like oh these guys are legit and i get excited because it's like well they're not gonna be offended by anything this is like my perfect audience like people who have done all the

things i'm gonna talk about all of a sudden my material is relatable right it's like if i'm gonna speak about the worst shit and i got the guys in there like yo stabbing does suck sometimes they're probably looking at you like oh oh, that's not. Yeah. Ted Bundy, he's the man. Whatever it is, right? And so I'm hyped. I'm like, I'm going in. Yeah.

I go on stage. First couple jokes. And listen, I'm not one of these motherfuckers that just goes, yo, I killed. Like, there's these comics that say they killed, right? No matter how they do. I was killing, bro. I was going hard. And I'm fucking bodying these motherfuckers and I get to this final joke

and it's a joke I'll only do if I really like a crowd okay and it's a joke about retards right but it's also about other shit okay

but um so I get into the joke I feel like I know the joke you might know the joke yeah and again I gotta really like the crowd because the joke

is fucking wild okay like it is wild but it's one of those things like if we're all, you're going to laugh in a way that's different. You are laughing in a different way at this joke, right? Okay. So I start doing a joke, and I'm not getting really anything from the audience. I was murdering.

Now this shit is real quiet. So I'm like, what the fuck is going on? I keep on doing the joke. I get them up to maybe 50%, but it just was not the same as it was in the beginning. I was like, man, that's weird. And I walk off stage, and backstage is Joey Diaz. And Joey Diaz looks at me. He goes, hey, kid, why'd you do the retard joke?

I'm like, what do you mean? He goes, there's a room full of retards. Hey, it's a benefit for retards. Why would you do that? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I go, are you kidding me? He goes, no, don benefit for retards. Why would you do that? I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I go, are you kidding me? He goes, no, don't worry about it. He goes, they'll forget about it.

They're retarded. So I go into the back room. I'm just screaming at these people. I was like, why aren't they fucking getting this? Turns out they were really offended by what was going on. Oh my God. That was the one that you crossed the line.

Bro, I felt... Bro, I felt so fucking bad about that shit. Did you really? I'm like, oh no,

dude, I did. First time ever I saw him actually generally felt bad. The sound guy came down one point during time and he goes, no, dude, I did. First time ever I saw him actually generally felt bad. The sound guy came down one point during time. He goes, dude, that was ballsy. I go, dude, I didn't know.

I wasn't trying to be edgy. It's like they're on the spectrum. That's kind of far-reaching. I asked her if they were retards, and she said no. It's far-reaching. She said halfway house. How do you think people get to jail? By being retarded?

Yeah, most of the time. They don't, they don't. Bro. For real. But here's the thing. It turns out she did mean on the spectrum. Yeah. Here's the craziest thing.

The first comic that went up, partially retarded. He's backstage with me and I apologize and I didn't know he was retarded. I thought he was just a comic. Oh, God. Because some comics do this thing where they play into how weird they are.

They just do this, like, I'm autistic type of thing. Ideal synchrosies. Yeah. And it's just like, okay, you can do that fucking bullshit. No, no, no, I'm really retarded. So I thought he was one of those. I thought he was just this weirdo guy that's leaning into the weirdo. I got to hear how he said it, though.

No, no. So I go, dude, my bad about the whole thing thing he doesn't even know i'm talking about that he's like he goes he's like he's like yeah i thought i had a weird set too and i was like oh no dude i'm locked in this conversation i am locked in i can't do anything right i gotta fucking leave dude i had to leave through the back entrance because if i walked through that fucking crowd and one of them grabbed me with that retard strength and just sat me down the whole time. The halfway house retard strength is different. Son. They fucking, most of the time they body people.

It's not with strategy. It's like, oh, I like to play. Choke, choke, choke on shit. He's dying. It's like, oh, fuck. Son. What happened? Son, it was good.

Cookies are delicious. And we're going to play steal the bacon with me. Anyway, so that's my flagrant thought of the week. Can you talk about what happened in Connecticut? What happened? Oh, my. What happened in Connecticut? This is the worst.

This is the worst. This is the worst. This is the worst. This same joke. I was about to say, like, you know your fucking audience. This same joke is fucking going crazy, dude. That's why I can't bring it out always. I can't bring it out always.

But I do, bro. So I was in Connecticut, and there's this girl in the audience, and she's just, like, being one of these annoying fucking drunk girls. It's just going, woo! Like, randomly a joke. That's not how you react to a joke. It's just going, woo! Like randomly a joke. That's not how you really react to a joke, but you're like, woo! Like she keeps saying it. And I give her a couple more and it's like, hey, you can't just yell out because it's distracting.

You can yell out during like a silent pause that I'm actually as part of the bit. Like you're just fucking a flow up. Woo! And I go, if you do it again, I'm kicking you out. I know that you're being enthusiastic, but you're just distracting everything. So you're going to have to get kicked out, right? And I do the retard joke, and she just goes, whoo! At the end, I go, that's it.

You got to go. You got to go. I get kicked out, right? Oh, God. I don't know where to go. I kick this girl out, right? I finish the show. After the show, who came up to me?

You came up to me? It's on me, yeah. Alex comes up to me. He's like, dude, did you know the girl you kicked out was fully retarded? Son. So she was just relating to the bit. She was into it. She's like, I've been waiting for this part the whole night.

He's going to do my joke. I kicked her out at the one joke she actually got. I was on full panic mode. Dude, Alex is like, you got to go out there and smooth this over. She could write a letter. I'm like, write a letter Dude, Ally's like, you gotta go out there and smooth this over. She could write a letter. I'm like, write a letter? Who's gonna write a letter? There's one thing she's not gonna do. She got the fucking crayon in her hand

upside down. What's up? I have told Drew. Why do we always do the slow jokes Where people just yelling Like Yo This is great

It's never happened It's never happened It's going for it today I told you This is probably Like your funniest joke Because it's not The most clever

But it's just Raw Fucking funny Bro it is It's just intense It gets intense Oh it hits you. That shit hits you, son.

The way that people laugh at it is different. They laugh different. No, no, no. If they laugh like this, they just go. Like their eyes go wide and they're like, what is happening? Dude, I got to pee so bad. Can we pause for a second? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I'm back. Did we finish that combo I forget no it was heavy on the way they laugh and I think people laugh that way cuz it's real it's dude we all have that thing inside of us when we know what to laugh well not us cuz we're pieces shit yeah but like most people have that thing where like they kind of like stop themselves knowing they're not supposed to laugh. Well, not us, because we're a piece of shit. But most people have that thing where they kind of stop themselves knowing they're not supposed to laugh at it, but in the back of their head it's funny. And I think that part of your brain

kind of reverses. Like you laugh first, then you try to catch it, like, oh, fuck. And that's why it's like, I'll bust it off, I really like a crap. And one of the great things

that we've curated is we've removed that kind of like taking a moral stance about jokes with my audience right, it's like they come out there for it and For me like there's a lot of people that can do like clever bits, right? Like you see like a lot of like one-liners like misdirection that kind of shit like that for me Clever should always be the addition on the bit. Mmm, right? It should start out at like raw fun like patrice o'neill started

out raw funny and then added the clever yeah but it starts out in this visceral real place harassment day boom boom but then it gets clever yes okay we should have sexual harassment day hilarious there's nothing clever about that sentence it's just hilarious fucking idea yeah and then you add the clever after and that's what what I love about that bit is we start in this fucking raw place and then we turn it into some funny, but whatever. It doesn't matter. My bad if there was any retards at that show that were offended by it or whatever. That's not my intention.

My intention is that we all laugh. The joke isn't even making fun of retards. It's making fun of another group. But I won't even, I won't get to, I won't tell too much of that. We'll save that for the special. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, there it is. Can I tell you one of the greatest sports moments of all time happened this past weekend? Please, because we have a lot of... Woo! Kamaru Usman. Bro. My God.

Okay. So, go. Let's talk about the Nigerian nightmare. This guy, MMA fight. It was an amazing fight. Amazing fight. So, Kamaru Usman fights Colby Covington. Many of you guys know Colby Covington.

The interesting thing about Colby is he is playing a character. It is a gimmick. He's healing it up. He's healing it up. And his heel is that he's this MAGA Trump supporter. Yes. He got the Trump shout out. He came to the cage with Candace Owens.

The whole thing. He came out with the Make America Great Again hats. All that shit. The whole thing. And what's interesting is that he was kind of like toiling in obscurity until he leaned into this character. And now he- Kind of like, what's his face?

Henry Cejudo. Not the other guy. He fought Anderson Silva. Tito Ortiz. White dude. He does commentary now. Chael Sonnen. Chael Sonnen.

There you go. Exactly, yeah. So he realized that you need antics. He went with these type of antics. Yes. And from my understanding, from what I've been told, is that he has a guy who worked for the WWE writing for him. Oh, yeah.

And he writes all his stuff, and he has papers that he's memorizing before he goes. He's fucking reading the Trump Jr. book during the press conference, the Triggered book. 100%. And shit like he's- So he's on it. He even said he's going to try and go to the WWE after this. Right. That was his next step.

So he fights Kamaru Usman, and Usman fights this really brilliant fight. But Colby fought a good fight, too. It was a very competitive fight. It came out like a bat out of hell. Colby won the first round. Yeah, he was definitely more aggressive. Debatable about the second one. It was a close fight, but Kamaru is a brilliant fighter, and he made adjustments.

He started attacking the body. Colby had never really been hit like that to the body. Slowed him down. Slowed him down and took away some of his energy. What is the word I'm looking for? Not speed. Your cardio. Endurance.

Body shots removed that fucking endurance. Kumaro Usman slowly broke him down and then that fifth round TKO'd him. But like really brilliant methodical fight. He was so poised and like so his game plan he he made a switch most fighters can't make a switch because he was he was out boxed in that first round oh yeah it was mostly it was mostly stand-up oh and because what happened

is both of them are wrestlers that are elite and they neutralize each other's wrestling so they're like listen we could spend all day trying to go down and sprawl. Fuck it. We're going to stand up here and kick and punch. And in the first round, I was like, oh, Colby's going to TKO this guy. I thought it was over. I thought Colby was going to win. Tomorrow made a fucking change. And that is a brilliant fighting move. If you can, in the midst of war, make a change, you're a next level fighter.

Motherfucker's disciplined as fuck. Disciplined. It's a fucking, it's a great. That's that wrestling background, dude. It's a great fight to watch if you're a casual like myself. Yes. You know what I mean? Because.

It's the most exciting part of MMA. It's not this wrestling like on the ground shit. No. It's like watching a real life street fight. It's like what would happen if you just got a bunch of cars and around in a circle and you just had two guys just fucking go at it?

You got one guy who is the noble champion Nigerian man, doesn't really talk much, very strong sound type and you got this fucking, I'm like myself, and then you got this,

then you got this white man who is playing up the heel and in a way, and the great part about it was, and if you watch wrestling, sometimes crowds swing. And if you see Colby coming to the cage, this is UFC country. This is like a lot of motherfuckers who like that Make America Great Again shit.

Motherfuckers just chanting USA for that dude a lot of the time during the fight. And as the fight wore on, and saw like the warrior fucking spirit in this dude just chopped this dude down little by little. Broke his fucking jaw with a I think it was a left hand. Straight right. Mean fucking right hand. Broke his jaw. Give it to Kobe

though because the motherfucker, he's tough as shit. They both fought brilliantly. Here's the thing. And this is the crazy thing. If I thought the stoppage was early, but I'm not upset at it. I think that Colby was defending himself. I think that Kamaru could have got the stoppage very easily, but I thought it was a little early. But if he makes it through the fifth round,

they looked at the scorecards, and I think two of them were tied or something. But it was different because I was listening to Rogan. Rogan said they got to fire the fuckingcard judges yeah because those motherfuckers don't know what they're doing because he thought obviously kamara fought the better fight but i'm watching it i'm listening to the crowd i'm listening to the it's close i'm like besides the fifth round but by the fourth round i was by the third or fourth round i was literally watching it like this result's gonna piss me off because it's going to get a distance and I think they're

going to give it to this dude. Yeah. Probably, you know, but. I mean, I'm pissed off that I would have liked, I would have liked a questionable decision just because it creates a trilogy potential. Yeah. And there's nothing better than these two guys going back and forth about it. I think they'll go back at it again.

Or, well, here's the problem. The fight was too good. Here's the problem. I hope they do, but here's the problem. And they should, but if it went to a decision, at least for Kumaro, who deserved it, because I think he won bare minimum three rounds convincingly, right, of what I saw, if it's a decision, he can always dispute the decision and go, let's run it back. You can't dispute a knockout.

You can't dispute getting your ass fucking whooped like that, right? So there's less of an impetus for the rematch. But I think that if he gets a couple more impressive victories, you will see it. And where Kobe fucked up is because even with all the antics that, you know, generally, personally, I'm not a fan of, but as a fan of wrestling and drama and all this other shit, I'm like, I get what you're doing. This is dope.

I'll pay to watch this. The thing he should have done is said, Kamaru fought a great fight. I did what I had to do, yada, yada, yada. He sprints from the fucking cage. Yeah, it was really weird. Real pussy shit. He was talking wildcat shit the entire fucking lead up. I don't even think he did a fucking press conference.

Maybe because I don't know if you have to go to the hospital or whatever I like you didn't do the press conference and then the first thing he does is get on Twitter and and bitch out the ref and bitch out the scorecards and all this other shit and early stoppage like my dude you won me over even like personally I didn't want you to win cuz I don't fuck with your you know the things that you're talking about but during the fight you're looking on the timeline. The motherfucker's like, say what you want about this motherfucker Kobe.

He's tough as shit. He's tough as shit. He's going at it. And then he just kind of went back to bitching shit. Like, normally people do their fucking in the bedroom. Not the octagon, Mark Goodard. I go in there to kill or be killed. You robbed me of that.

You robbed the people of a fair fight. You should be ashamed of yourself. Fake nut shot, fake eye poke. Fake stoppage. Fake ref. Well, the motherfucker's going to kill you if they don't stop the fight. Here's what I'm thinking. If you thought that he hated immigrants before this fight,

do you know what I mean? If you thought he was a gimmick or a character in MAGA, he's definitely MAGA now. Now he is. I think this is what took him to get on board. Oh, no. I obviously do not think he's playing a character.

I just think he's doing what he really believes. He's just turning it up to 11. So here's the thing. That's what he said, right? That's what he said. That, like, I finally got the courage to do what's inside me. But he needs to say that because if it comes out, he's a gimmick.

But like, literally, I was talking to Shawb, you know, Brandon Shawb, who does, you know, Fighter and the Kid

and he does a food truck diaries. They did a food truck diaries. He's like going over what he has to say when they stop the camera and then Shawb's like, bro, you don't have to do this.

If you want, we can just do it normal. And he goes, no, I gotta do it. Like reluctantly and then he's talking you know he like hires girls to be with him and he's like could you girls like i don't know maybe massage my back or something during like the whole thing is shtick so it's

like and he's exhausted by the shtick yeah but at the same point he's almost out of ufc if he doesn't do this you pay him bro you gotta do it you have to do the shtick. You paying, bro. You got to do it. You have to do that shit. You have to do that shit. Have you seen this fucking, this video? But wait, Drew, you don't think he is Republican? You don't think at all? Dude, he was best friends with all these guys, like Jorge Masvidal, like all these dudes. They were all homies.

There's even a point once when he was in like Florida and like some Muslim dudes like run up on him and they're like, how do you feel about the Muslim faith or something like that? And he's like, and like they caught him when he's not like character character. And he goes, no, I love Muslims. It's great.

It's like you should believe in whatever you want. This is America. You know what I mean? Like he's like, oh, like it's complete shtick. And I was talking to Rogan and them he's like oh like it's it's complete shtick and i was talking to rogan them about it he's like it's just shtick now it's convincing because he looks the part yeah and there is this feel like it's so hilarious to see like twitter gets so excited and legit journalists sports journalists were getting excited about it and dress was going in but like you know he's faking it it's like it's like getting seriously happy about

like the undertaker losing because you hate dead people or something like this like oh i hate people who come back from the dead finally someone got him john cena got him it's like wait are you taking this at face value like you're a journalist like you know the real real what i think is, and Andreas is a smart fucking dude. Andreas is so funny. That motherfucker act like there's a hurricane around his mentions. If you look at anybody who tweets him, they're

fake. He's like, all these mega people in my mentions, I'm looking at them, they got no followers and they're no, it's not real. But that's them though. I get that shit too. I think Andreas made all those accounts. No, those bots and shit are real as fuck But I guess If it is schtick

Great That's schtick for him Yeah but if you really That doesn't mean like Hundreds of thousands of people Aren't watching like Yeah fuck those niggers up Like yo

But here's the thing What you should do is If you really wanted to fight it Yeah that's what they sound like I know it's rough It's hard to hear No but if you want to If you want to fight it

What you do is this. You go, hey, this is shtick. Any of you guys following this, you're idiots. It's fake. Expose the gimmick. But he doubled down, though. Of course he's going to double down. But I-

Like, Conor did that, too. Conor had shtick. Conor was, you know- There was never this kind of shtick. When he was fighting the homeboy, the Russian dude. Actually, I believe Conor, 100%. When he was fighting the Russian dude, he was like, bro, after fucking dude hopped the fence, he was like, dude, I'm just trying to sell tickets, man.

I'm just trying to get buys. He wasn't trying to disrespect Homeboy. I forgot the dude's name. Khabib? Khabib, yeah. He wasn't trying to disrespect him. He was like, oh, man, just trying to sell tickets, dude. After you take the L, this is the most cringy shit.

Did you see this? No. Henry Cueto? Cejudo. Cejudo, whatever. I don't speak Mexican. Just No. Henry Cueto. Cejudo. Cejudo, whatever. I don't speak Mexican. I'm just kidding. Yes, guys.

I love this shit. Press play. This is the most cringeworthy. I'm going to talk shtick. I'm going to have good hair. All right. So upon my return, I really did want to fight Dominic Cruz. But I thought about it, and he's too broke. If I was to tell Dominic Cruz to bend a knee, he'd pop his damn neck out.

Actually, I'm not here to talk about Dominic. I'm here to talk about Jose Waldo. I want to give him a clap in his last performance because I don't know what people thought he won. I want to congratulate him because now he's part of the Henderson who will sweep states. But it's under my terms. I want to fight him in my city. Rio de Janeiro. This is great.

Daddy's coming home. Dana White, let's sign that contract. I am one life. Oh, God damn it. This is great. Yeah, god damn it. This is great. Your movie sucks. What did he say? Your movie sucks.

Yeah. Look at your man. That's how you sell tickets. That is how you sell tickets. Oh, this is great. God damn it. This is great. If they keep doing this,

it's going to be the, they're going to take over WWE. That's all UFC's been missing. And why wouldn't you watch this instead of WWE? That's all UFC's been missing. And why wouldn't you watch this instead of WWE? Of course. This is real stakes. But everybody's getting hip to it, though, man.

Everybody's getting hip to the game WWE plays. Everybody watches the UFC. It's like, yo, this is real fighting. This is real fucking action. This is real stakes. Real money's on the line. Why isn't this more popular than the WWE? Nobody's watching WWE for action. I mean, some people are mean some people are i i do for the drama and the story they watch for

the drama they watch for the storyline you got to bring people in you got to tell a fucking story yeah we watch people we got youtube now we can watch motherfuckers fight in the street any fucking day we can watch people die before that storylines. We need some shit to get emotionally invested in, and that's what the UFC has lacked for the past couple years. Every super popular or successful UFC fighter has had a fucking schtick or a storyline. Go to this. Go to

Twitter and find the promo, and I post it, for the Conor McGregor-Donald Cerrone fight. Have you guys seen this promo video? Oh, cold. This is unbelievable. I fucked around and brought some proper 12 over the weekend just because of the fucking, just because of the video. And nobody's paying me to say this. It's quite delicious. Is it really? It is actually really good. I like it better than Jameson. I like it better than Jameson. Oh, okay. It's a whiskey. It's a whiskey. Yeah. It's the same.

It's the same. Wait a minute, guys. It's kind of. Okay. Go to the beginning. Can a minute, guys. It's kind of. Love deuces. Okay, go to the beginning. Can we do volume on this or what? All right, let's pump this up. But the UFC motherfucking needs that guy back more than anything. Conor McGregor. The UFC?

No, the video. So I don't know. Oh, yeah. We can play the audio for the soundcloud but maybe we'll just mute it for youtube just mark the time and then we're gonna talk over this while we're just mark the time then we're cool okay when conor mcgregor fights you're witnessing something that comes along once in a lifetime who was going out there time and time again The song is great So it's just Connor knocking motherfuckers out

Prime Connor Jose Aldo sit down son Seven seconds Don't worry we won't have to deal with this much longer Look at that Oh Two titles simultaneously Oh that looks good What he's been able to do in such a short period of time Look at that. Oh. Two titles simultaneously.

Oh, that looks good. What he's been able to do in such a short period of time has been nothing short of magnificent. Conor. Ugh. God damn. It's all good. Don't worry. McGregor has transcended the sport.

The game changer, Conor McGregor. He's been away for some time now. Who should welcome him back to the octagon This is a great shot Conor doesn't care Conor says I will fight anybody anytime The wealth Dude

He's like I don't need to fight For the fucking money god damn it You see my car You see my fit This shot This shot How do you not root for that Motherfucking cowboy

On the white horse though Sit down How do you not root for that? Motherfucking cowboy. On the white horse, though. Sit down. Woof. Vroom. I love that little sound. Vroom. Oh, sit down.

You're too slow and too stiff. You're stiff as a board. I'd snap you in half Come on The game is The game is Missed Connor god damn it Yeah. Amazing. Amazing, whoever edited it.

This would be a great place to watch. A great fight to watch at the new Sprawl. Exactly. Maybe we invite some folks. Whoever edited that was amazing because every major hit was with a snare drum. You heard the snare. I love that. So fucking smart to do that shit. God damn.

They brought fucking music video aspects to a fucking fight promo. And do that first scene of him on the horse in the snow. Yeah. You're like, oh. And what a great juxtaposition. He's got the rides, the cars, the glitz, and this guy's just like country. All-American boy.

All the cowboy hat. I can't wait. Dude, I'm not going to lie. I think they took that out of the Stylebender promo. Probably. I mean, when he puts his videos out, he adds that type of music video stylistic

thing to it and I think UFC is like oh shit we need to I think they need to step their shit up from watching Stylebender the Stylebender

promoted himself oh he wrote he did his own video on it yeah he does a lot of the you know the ones he puts out after

where it's like like the anime that's built into it and shit like that? He's doing that. That's not UFC. That's next level. That is next level. Boy, it was a good fight weekend, man.

Dude, Terrence Crawford. Dude, the fight game is in such a good situation right now, boxing and UFC. I find myself really intrigued with UFC. Nah, especially UFC. Especially UFC. Even boxing too. But UFC especially. Right about now, they're kind of getting to a nice groove.

They got the Nigerian takeover happening. They got Conor coming back. They got, I think, Amanda Nunes next week, who she's probably... No, no, she won already. Oh, she fought already? She fought already. Oh, yeah. Well, she's out.

That's what she does. Did y'all talk about Anthony Johnson? I know that's boxing, but... Oh, yeah, with Andy Ruiz. That fight. Oh, yeah, the fight That fight Oh yeah the fight Yeah I was thinking of Rumble Johnson We didn't talk about it but

The fight was ass He was like I was partying too much He was on defense the whole fight Ruiz came in Not even in shape Not even in shape yeah It was just such a

Huge disappointment The whole thing He just wanted But you can tell He just wanted his payday And he's probably never going to fight again. And he proved everybody right. It's like you look at Ruiz, and you're like,

oh, you don't have any discipline. You're a fat guy. And then, of course, he goes, no, you know, just my metabolism is slow, but I do work hard. And then for the biggest moment in your career, you come in 15 pounds overweight. It's like, no, you don't have discipline. That's why you're fat.

There's no other reason besides you do not have discipline. Simple as that. At the end of the day, having abs is different than being skinny. Like you can be skinny and not have abs. You can be skinny and not be like Diesel. Abs and discipline. Discipline is what stops you from being extremely overweight. So do you have it?

Do you not? And Andy just doesn't have it. Speaking of abs, no homo. What happened? Have you seen a homeboy from, what's his name? Kamau, the guy in- Nanjani? Why are you pointing at me like I would know?

I was pointing at Alex. I thought he was like, have you seen this motherfucker? Is that really him? That'd be no. Bro. He's training for, he's getting in shape for, not in humans. What's the name of the fucking, Eternals. The Marvel movie.

Yeah. You seen this motherfucker? Yeah, I saw a picture. I didn't think it was real. It's real? Bro. Yeah, but I I be thinking these like especially the Hollywood guys

cause they don't get tested or whatever so they they pump up all this shit so no yeah yeah I'm not hating they ain't in competition

yo listen if I was famous if I was in Hollywood and I'm about to be in a fucking Marvel movie next year give me all the fucking rights and it's just funny

cause he goes he goes from Mr. Funny Guy it's not competition he goes from Mr. Funny Guy to now he's- Look at this motherfucker. You dead ass. Like, I don't even-

How do you get a chiseled jaw? How the fuck- Yeah, exactly. With the jaw cover. He got the fucking John Cena veins on his right arm and shit. Like, you know how hard it is to get those? Yo, I was kind of aroused. I was kind of aroused.

I was looking at this and I was like, yo. And our final announcement this week. One last announcement. Since Akash isn't here, I am gay. But I know if Akash sees this, he's probably going to...

Oh, he's going to hate. He's going to hate because Akash is like top three Indians. Oh, bro. Ben to now, son? Look at that shit. Yeah, that's crazy.

Goddamn. That's crazy. Nah, that motherfucker got ripped. I don't get a lot of male envy as far as like, just abs though. I look at somebody's abs and I'm like, yo. Can you explain that? What is the Eternal? It's a Marvel movie coming out in the next couple years about like these motherfuckers

who have lived like 300 years throughout the universe and fucking coming together to save the fucking world. I think Angelina Jolie's in it. It coming together to save the fucking world. I think Angelina Jolie's in it. It's supposed to be a big movie. So it's going to be more Guardians of the Galaxy type stuff. So they go to different universes and shit. Oh, okay.

Yeah, but goddamn. I don't get male envy for a lot of shit, but if you got good abs, I could look at you and be like, I like those. That's the biggest conversation a guy can give a chick, right? That's the biggest compliment you could give another dude. You won't say they look good, but you're like, I can see why bitches like that.

That's the closest I'll get to saying you look good, bro. I'm like, nah. I can see why bitches like that. Bro, I got ab envy, man. I'm like, nah. I can see why bitches like that. Yo. Bro, I got ab envy, man. I be complimented to fit. I compliment to fit. You compliment to fit? That's my way of saying, like, oh, you look good. But a fit is, you know what I mean?

That shit looks nice on you. Oh, nah, that looks good on you. You got that. You got that. Oh, yeah, my motherfucking Paperboy's in it, too. Should be a good movie. But, holy shit. I am aroused. Whoa. All right.

I'm going to switch the topic before Kaz comes on the bottom of our table. Sorry, guys. Yo, how about them Lakers, bro? Fucking. Wow. Okay. I need to shout out one guy real quick. Shout him out.

Asshole Army. There's a guy and his Instagram is karma with two A's. C-A-R-M-A-A-S-A-B-I-T-C-H. So it's like karma's a bitch. He got fired from his job Because his job Found out that he was doing He was listening to my stand up clips Or watching my stand up clips

Now I think he might have just been trash at his job And they just used that as an excuse And I asked him that as a possibility That being said but he's from the Toronto area If you're from the Toronto area Asshole army represent You need some security That's a possibility. That being said, but he's from the Toronto area. If you're from the Toronto area, asshole army, represent. You know what I mean?

You need some security. You need somebody in, I don't know what exactly his other expertises are, but holler at him because we can't have people getting fired while they're supporting. So karma's a bitch. Go DM him and just help him out if you possibly can or give him a job lead or something like that or take care of your boy. Let him know the Army provides. Real talk, the Army provides.

We got to do that shit 100%. All day, all day. What else we got, Kaz? Yo, these fucking Lakers, bro. Yeah, so Lakers are legit, huh? Shit. I haven't been watching. Bro.

This pass is dope. Makes sense. Makes sense. Sick. Oh. Goddamn. It's like motherfuckers having career years again. Dwight Howard's back from the dead

Fucking Anthony Davis Probably gonna be Defensive player of the year LeBron's fucking killing And he's got all that time To be a good father On top of that Yo question

Did you see the clips From Bronny's game Yes I wasn't that impressed B Bro he's in 9th grade But he's But he's playing against seniors Is that why

Yes No these are like Highly ranked High school teams That he's playing against. Okay. Sierra Canyon is the number one team in the country. They have a bunch of, outside of Zaire Wade and Bron James, they have like a mad high D1 guys on their team.

So just the fact that Bronny Jr. is even getting time on his team is impressive. But his shot selection was peculiar. It was like all these floaters from like 20 feet out. Yeah. But his shot selection was peculiar. It was like all these floaters from like 20 feet out. Yeah, but the motherfucker, I mean, here's one thing I understand about Braun is, he's what, 14 years old? 15, I think. 14, 15 years old.

I forgot the team he was playing. He was playing against St. Vincent St. Mary, which also nationally ranks. Of course, yeah. They're one of the best players in Ohio. They won. It was his best game as a high school player. Right.

Like, I've watched other games where maybe he'll have like a layup or a dunk and he'll be on sports center whatever but like this is like an actual game where like he really played well he got mvp of the fucking game and shit right like he's no mikey williams and mikey williams is probably like the best ninth grader in the country he's the one who dropped like 77 yeah it's unbelievable unbelievable kid but but brawny is you know what I mean? It makes me think this. He's a different player than LeBron.

Yes, but in order for him to reach the league, he's going to have to have a growth spurt. I think he will. How tall is he? I think he will. He was only 6'3". 6'1". Oh, 6'2".

Okay, yeah. So here's the thing with Bronny. I saw him over the summer at the Peace Jam when he was playing for... Yo, Savannah's so fucking dope. You see Savannah in the background? That's what the fuck is up. The realest. I saw him at the Peace Jam while I was doing commentary, and he was only about barely six

feet at the time. So he's growing. I think he's 6'1". And he is growing. He was barely six feet at the time. So he's growing. I think he's 6'1". He was barely dunking at the time. That was the thing. He had, like, the rim grazer dunk package in 2K. Now the motherfucker's getting windmills and shit, catching alley-oops.

Like, bro, he's got time. He's got three, four years in high school to fill out, grow up, get stronger. He's a baby. He's five games to seven games to his high school career, though. He's going to be good. He's going to be very fucking good. Injury, you know. I just wasn't shocked with his.

I just wasn't blown away. That kid, Mikey Williams or whatever like that, he's got some clips where it's like you're blown away. He's ridiculous, yeah. But they're like the same height, too. Mikey Williams is probably like same build, like 6'2", 6'3", or whatever. But the motherfucker hops out the gym and he gets buckets. But I think that Bronny, obviously, if he grows to a— That's Mikey Williams, by the way.

Yeah, insane. Just fucking ridiculous. There's something different with these kids. I don't know what the fuck is going on with my high school kids lately. That scared me. You got it. From here, you got it. He's a beast in a sense where I know they're not going to play this kid this season.

They don't want that. Oh, Sierra Canyon don't want that. Not yet. I don't think Bronny's there yet. But I've been watching this kid since seventh grade. I think Bronny can be good. I just, from what I see right now,

he needs to grow. Because I think that you see certain things early. Like you see jumping ability. You see like fast twitch kind of like movement early. Like there's a little kid

on Bronny's team. He's much smaller. I think he runs point. Do you know the kid I'm talking about? I want to say it's Dior Johnson. I's much smaller. I think he runs point. Do you know the kid I'm talking about? I want to say it's Dior Johnson. I don't know. I mean, agility is through the roof, right?

Like, just bouncing back and forth. It's unbelievable. But he's small. So for Bronny with what he has, I think he needs to be up there in that, like, 6'7", 6'8 range. I was thinking, like, if he tops out at 6'6", 6'7", he'll be all right. He doesn't got to be 6'9", like his dad. But if he tops out at 6'6", I can see him being a good shooting guard. I can see him like a DeMar DeRozan type.

Right. I can see him being one of those slashing guards and shit. We're also putting the LeBron James pressure on him. We're giving him the expectation of LeBron. Here's the thing. A lot of people are saying, oh, oh my God, like, we're putting too much pressure on the kid. I'm like, yo,

if there's anybody more built for this type of pressure... It's him, because he's lived with it his whole life. He's lived with it his entire life.

The motherfucker has been in the public eye since he was... I remember the first time I saw LeBron James Jr. Right. I think when they first won the state of heat championship

or whatever. He might have been five or six years old or whatever. But... But, god damn, it's a big kid. Jesus Christ, who the fuck is that?

He in eighth grade too? Shit. Jesus Christ. But, nah, man, like, I think, you know, putting the LeBron James number one player in the country straight to the league type of pressure on him is a lot. Yeah. Is he going to be a productive college and eventual NBA player? I think so.

I don't think he's acting too much, but at the same time. Oh, you think he's going to college? Ooh. I don't know. I mean, by the time. He won't have to. By the time. Nope.

I mean, I think by the time he's, I think by the time it's time for him to go to college, I think that rule will be long gone. Right. I think in the next three or four years. I don't college, I think that rule will be long gone. Right. I think in the next three or four years. I don't think if he has to, he's not going to go. Here's the thing. If I am LeBron James Jr., go to college. Really?

Go to college. Why? Money ain't going to make no difference. No, it ain't about money. Bro, he— Learn the game. You got to let him be that kid, bro. Yeah, but don't—

You got to let him be that kid. You don't think LeBron wants to play with him? I do. I do. And I think, so, the fastest way to get him to play with him? I do. And I think so the fastest way to get him to the league comes straight to the league. I totally understand that, but I think just him as... I don't think he's

going to get that kid experience now, obviously. And the high school has... The fact that ESPN is broadcasting his games as a freshman, they're not there to see Zaire Wade. They're not there to see Aldis Edda. They're there to see Bron Jr. By the time he gets to that college level, I don't think going to

school or going to the NBA, I don't think he's going to be any more popular. The hype's only going to get bigger. I do think he should do a year of college. I think he should do that March Madness experience. I think he needs to go and be the man somewhere for a little bit. Granted, we're talking about a freshman in high school

here, but I think he should do at least one year in school before he makes that jump. Like you said, I do think he needs to get that growth spurt. I think he'll get it because he's got bronch. I didn't hit a growth spurt until I was 16.

So LeBron... That's funny. You had one. It was just this way So LeBron was 6 foot at 13 And then by In two years His sophomore year He was 6'6 Yeah

I can see that So he could go up I can see that I think he'll get that I think whatever Whatever fucking Whatever shit they gave LaMelo Ball

Oh yeah They're gonna give him that shit Cause LaMelo Ball. Oh, yeah. They won't be giving him bronze. They're going to give him that shit because LaMelo Ball, I was like, I don't know. Shut up. I don't see it in Lonzo. Not a motherfucking 6'7". Yeah. He was like 6'1".

Nah, it's a different situation. Yo, did y'all see the video of the Patriots thing? What, the Spygate 2? Son, the Patriots were cheating to beat the Bengals? There's ever a way of cheating, bro. The Bengals have won one game this year. Honestly, though, kind of makes me respect the Patriots. Because it's that serious to them.

It's that fucking serious. We don't give a fuck about the Bengals. Yo, they're really trying to brush this shit under the rug. We cheated. That means they do it every game. Every fucking game. And the crazy thing about it is nobody seems to care. It's almost like Trump with the impeachment.

It's just like, oh, that's the new news? It's like we're used to the Patriots, I guess, cheating. It's what they do. It's part of the culture. It's the Patriot way. If there is a, they've said this. He said, Bill Belichick has said said if there is a line to dance on we're gonna dance and come dangerously close to that line until you know you you until it shocks

us and says like all right we won't do that but ever since i guess like the last buy gate he was like we're not even gonna come to the line at all we're not gonna do any of this shit yeah but clearly they're fucking lying they're still gonna they're still going to fucking do that shit. Because that's how the way Belichick gets down. And you know what? If you've gotten this one, like, does anybody give a fuck when they count rings? No. Jay Glazer reported that shit like he had the biggest news of the century. And nobody gave a fuck.

I know. He was going in, too. It looks like fucking Watergate footage. And nobody gives a fuck. I know. He was going in, too. It looks like fucking Watergate footage. And nobody gives a shit. But it was funny hearing a guy that got this real New England guy going. Oh, so he saw him. Oh, my bad. I'm reading the captions.

So the security's like, hey, you can't film this. Oh, my bad. We'll delete it. We'll delete it. Literally. But you got to hear his voice. He's this New England guy. He goes, yeah, we could delete it right off.

I can't do a Boston accent, but we could delete it right off of here. No, because there's no other way to see it. My camera is the only thing I have. I mean, they're clearly trying to cheat. They're clearly trying to cheat. They are cheating. They're well aware that this is illegal, and they're telling him, hey, you can't do that. He's still filming.

He was like, I think his excuse they were getting like b-roll or some shit like that b-roll of the field because they were following around a scout you know what he's doing and the scout

and the scout wasn't even he's stolen as long as he can he's probably asking questions oh what happens if we do this like they're still filming the shit

god damn shout out Jay Glazer so here's the thing that is interesting the only five foot man amongstzer, bro. So here's the thing that is interesting, right? The only five-foot man amongst all these athletes. So here's the thing that's interesting, right? Yeah. Is we don't care if the Patriots cheat or not because we expect them to cheat, right?

That's us. But if you're somebody that put a lot of money on that game, right? And you bet against the Patriots. If you're someone who's put a lot of money on that game, right, and you bet against the Patriots, if you're someone who's put a lot of money on any game this season against the Patriots, you must assume that this is not the first time they cheated. They've been doing this every single week. Oh, yeah.

So if that's the case, as someone who bet, I would be going nuts because I'd be like, whoa, whoa, whoa. You should be going nuts. Losing that bet, I should be able to get my money back at the very least. Listen, that's why motherfuckers like us are going to start getting broken as the years go by, man. As gambling is becoming illegal in every state. Yeah. That's why they're making motherfuckers have real heights for NBA, real fucking injury reports.

They can't fucking hold that shit back until the day of. All this shit. It's because of fucking gambling. And if you're fucking up the gambling money, either the league going to take care of it, and if the league don't take care of it, you know who's going to take care of it? Motherfuckers that take care of shit. For real. And that ain't going to be pretty for nobody.

We're going to start getting fucking niggas throwing games, throwing fucking, what's the black sock scandal when they threw the whole fucking World Series? Like, that shit's going to come back. Right. That shit's going to come back, especially if they're not really disciplining them over that, you know? And, you know, it's the Patriots, so they cheat. Well, it's just, I'm surprised, I'm surprised more people, maybe nobody put money on the

Bengals, and maybe that's the issue, but I'm surprised more people haven't caused a stink over this. Somebody did, and the Patriots did the cute shit and let the Bengals score first. Like, see, we weren't even using this shit. And then just fucking demolished them for the rest of the game. I didn't watch the game. Did they do that? They got on the board early at first.

I'm like, oh, that's smart, Belichick. Let them think. You know what I mean? So here's what's the most impressive thing about this. Let's say the Patriots have been cheating like this for the last 10 years, right? Not a single snitch? Like even in the organization. Wait for it.

Wait for it. Wait for it. Even in the organization that will cut you ruthlessly. They will cut you ruthlessly. Over allegations. Over allegations. Over anything. Not a single snitch?

That means not a lot of people know. Probably the teammates don't know. It's probably just Brady. Well, then how are they going to learn about the plays that the other team has, right? The advantage that they're doing is going – the advantage that they have is they know what plays the other team is going to run. Yeah, but the offensive and defensive coordinator is like, hey, I think you should go with –

So you know what it is. You know what it is. Allegedly the people filming this are like part of like their like are part of their Patriots.com channel or whatever, right? So nothing can come back to Belichick. Yeah, Belichick's whole stink is like, oh, we don't even touch that stuff. That's PR. But you know there's a guy who connects with another guy. Of course.

And that's like, yo. Yeah, keep the circle nice and tight. Keep it nice and tight no leaks none of that shit what happened with the Astros the motherfuckers was stealing signs

I can't believe that more stink hasn't been made about that no people don't care about cheese the World Series was won they won the World Series

but fuck fuck whether your team won or lost yeah it's about betting on the game like people lost millions of dollars betting on that

game. How are you not asking for your money back? How are you not suing? If I was someone who lost the money, I would sue the Astros. Not the betting agency. I would sue the Astros. I lost millions of dollars. You guys made me lose the money because I bet on this game

assuming that you guys would be operating through fair and true practices. Clean game, yeah. Clean game. It's not clean. What do they do in boxing when somebody's on steroids? Oh.

No decision. No decision. Right? Same with MMA. Same with maybe other sports as well. Same with the Olympics. Oh, you won a gold medal? Oh, you were on EPO?

You don't have a gold medal. But with baseball? Something is off here, dude. Something's off. Something don't get bigger than us it's gonna be fucking we gotta fucking blow the you should honestly i could i could stop this right now i can stop the entire thing right now you make it legal to sue the cheating team you don't take away the rings or anything like that but they won't cheat knowing that they're

gonna have billions of dollars of lawsuits towards them so they're like oh it's not worth it because if we do get caught then the organization goes goes, Belichick, stop fucking with that cheating shit. Stop fucking with that cheating shit. I mean, these teams are worth billions of dollars, though. You think the Yankees can't afford a little? They're probably shaking off lawsuits like Marv Albert, dog. Like, what the fuck?

Like, a couple hundred thousand dollar lawsuits here, a couple million dollars. That's nothing to them. They just spent like $300 million on a pitcher. You seen Harvey Weinstein, bro? Son. Son, Harvey Weinstein came out and said women should be grateful for me. Yo, you called this a couple weeks ago, didn't you? Did I say that?

What did he say? He said women should be grateful for what I've done for them. They've forgotten what I did for them. You said this a few weeks ago. He not wrong. Yo, let me tell you something. Harvey Weinstein. I deserve a pat on the back.

All I'm saying is- Disguise. When I saw that shit, I was like- That's ballsy. But look at this. Why would you say that? Son, this is all media. This is-

Dude, the media is so corrupt, bro. Look at this. Ready? Look how the shot- Look how this picture is taken. What do you see in this picture vividly? Was that a walker? A walker and- Oh, and the IV. All this picture is taken What do you see in this picture vividly? Was that a walker? A walker and

Oh and the IV All this IV and shit in his hand This picture is made To be sympathetic for him Wow All this shit is Bro Oh you think so?

I can see that 100% So his eyes all fucked up I actually thought it was kinda They were setting him up No Because it's like He's at rehabilitation right now.

Right? So they might have given him some meds. He could be on his like, fuck, who was that guy who was talking shit? You know what happened? He probably met one of them girls at the Lower East Side Comedy Club and told him shit. But this is what allegedly happened. Apparently he decides to get this back surgery, this, that, the other. His back's fucked up,

right? Every old person's back is fucked up. But look at all these pictures. Him with the walker. He's dressed normal with his normal sneakers. He's not dressed like a billionaire. Bro, they're doing it so that you sympathize with him. 100%. Go back to the other shot.

It's a regular hospital bed. It's not some fancy billionaire thing. It's regular. Everything is normal here. Now, even his shirt has got fucking cornflakes all over it or something. I don't know what it is. What was that, Cheetos dust? Some shit. But they're trying to make you feel bad for him.

Apparently, there's video of him walking around without the walker. Really? But for why? Because that's what they do when you're in a criminal trial, because they want the jury to feel bad for you. Oh, so he bought this shit. Son, of course. Of course he bought this shit. Son, of course. Of course he bought this shit.

God damn. Look at his poor old man. He told them what time to come and all that type of stuff. Of course. And dude, they were trying to intimidate the witnesses. He's giving $25 million to these girls, so they shut up. And they're going to shut up, which is hysterical because you just prove him right.

What did he say the whole time? They just want my money. And then he gives them money, and they're just like, yeah, you're right. And he doesn't have to admit any wrongdoing either. Bro, you shouldn't be allowed. That's why I think the justice system is always fucked up. This is exactly why. If you got bread, you will get ahead.

If you got Weinstein money, you don't get by. You know what I'm saying? That's the reason why. And 50 said this shit on Instagram the other day about Oprah going after Russell Simmons and R. Kelly and Bill Cosby and all this type of stuff. Like, yo, love Bill, love R. Kelly, they ain't got Weinstein money. It's like, you know, Oprah ain't climbing up that tree. That tree will fall on you.

Yeah, why is Oprah getting all this smoke I mean well I guess and also there's a lot of okay we gotta cover a couple things before we finish up here but we gotta wrap up soon

but uh I wanna know why Oprah's getting this smoke and then I also wanna know why Eminem and Nick Cannon are fighting here's my thing

Oprah's getting the smoke because she's going after black people it seems as though she's going after black people after for what my thing is whenever she backs a documentary Oprah's getting the smoke because she's going after black people. It seems as though she's going after black people. After all these- For what?

My thing is- Whenever she backs a documentary or something like that, it just happens to be a black entertainer. It's always a tag on other black entertainers, which is a little- It smells a little weird. My thing is, if I'm Oprah, you got to at least throw somebody else in there just to mix it up. Yeah. You ain't just going to go all black. Why?

Well, speaking of trees not falling on me, I don't know. So I'm not going to say nothing crazy about Oprah. But there's something really uncomfortable because these are people that she's worked with. And Russell Simmons, if you can find Russell Simmons' post that he did responding to to oprah coming out with his documentary whatever he says a bunch of things just kind of like questioning like why she's coming after him granted like you know i guess he's speaking his piece and i don't want to mess up any details so i'm not gonna like act like i know exactly what he said but he's basically pointing out like hey listen like all these things happened about 30 years ago uh i've

taken dozens a lie detector test i've been proven innocent to this this that this is that this is that you're only talking out of all these people who have gone on the record and say whatever you're talking to people in specific and okay if i could it's all in this fuck but maybe we don't have to read the whole thing yeah okay so here's my question yeah is it possible i'm just throwing it out here but like oprah goes well this is closer to me in my community yeah that's why it's important whereas maybe the average person doesn't give a fuck about harvey weinstein or no harvey weinstein whereas was was russell preying on women in her community was Harvey. I mean, Harvey's like banging these little white girls, right? Maybe that's not as important.

Russell wasn't necessarily banging all these black girls either. Right. She was banging them. I'm just playing devil's advocate here. I'm like, why is that story more interesting? Here's the thing. I absolutely understand where Oprah's coming from. There's definitely a train of thought to, hey, this is my community. These are the people I know.

These are the people I've trusted with my platform in my past. So I don't want to be a hypocrite and be like, oh, I'm not going to go after these people just because they've done work with me in the past. I'm fair, yada, yada, yada. There's definitely a school of thought on that. On the other hand, it's kind of fishy. It's kind of fishy, man. Especially after

the Michael. I don't know. I don't understand what she got out of going after Michael Jackson who's been dead for over 10 years. Yeah, I feel that's the only misstep, really.

You know what I mean? Just the fact that they put the Michael thing out without having all the concrete. But did she go after? Oh, she went after R. Kelly too? Yeah. Yeah.

Which is like, fuck R. Kelly. R. Kelly, I support it. And even this Rush shit like i don't think she's going after rush she's just pointing out a big thing because the me too movement uh it pointed out all the shit going on in hollywood but it didn't talk about what was happening in music and it was probably even bigger in music so she's just doing the story that hasn't been told yet which i respect her for it i think the only reason why

people are trying to pay like giving her some smoke right now is because like all right the three things that you have produced have been targeted at african americans and if you're talking about that especially with like you know the the conspiracy theorists that are out there like anytime you're trying to take down a black person of notoriety, it's always going to be looked at a different lens. Like, why are you trying to take down some of the few, you know what I mean? Some of the few prominent black men that are out there.

Like, you know, there's always people thinking there's a war against black men or just masculinity in general where they're trying to, you know. It's just tricky, man, because... It's all tricky. Sometimes you're doing the right thing and people are man, because sometimes you're doing the right thing and people are like, yeah, you're doing the right thing,

but why don't you also do the right thing towards white people? It's like, well, maybe I'll get there. I'll get there eventually. If you're a scumbag, you're a scumbag. I don't know the whole situation with Russ. I don't know. He was accused of, I mean. I know Russ got a lot of questions.

He has a good quote on here. Scroll down a little bit. He has a good quote about like exactly whatever. Because I don't even think it's just about Russ. I think it's just me doing hip hop. I have been, I think about, scroll back down. I'm off on my phone. Today I received a call from an old girlfriend from my early 1980s,

which means that they're using my words, evidence against me, and their commitment. All the claims are 25 to 50 years old. Possible proof. He says something along the lines, I'm guilty of using. Boom. I'm guilty of exploiting, supporting, and making the soundtrack for a grossly unequal society, but I have never been violent

or forced myself on anyone. Still, I am here to help support a necessary shift in power and consciousness. Let us get to work on uplifting humanity and put this moment and old narrative behind us. or force myself on anyone. Still, I am here to help support a necessary shift in power and consciousness. Let us get to work on uplifting humanity and put this moment and old narrative behind us. Damn, wifey show. Oh, I hear that. Stick by your man.

Shout out to that. Shout out to Kimora Lee, bro. Even, even, whew. That's telling. That's telling, man. She was the first Asian I thought that was attractive. Really? Yeah.

Bro, Kimora Lee definitely put me on the Blasians. Yeah, yeah. She was the first joint. She was the first. She's still fire. All these days, still fire. Yeah. But, yeah, you know, I don't know.

I mean, I hate even talking about these type of things because they're always messy and, you know, you never want to dismiss anybody's fucking, you know, you don't want to dismiss anybody's trauma or plight or whatever because there are definitely people who have been, And you don't want to dismiss anybody's trauma or plight or whatever because there are definitely people who have been grossly fucking affected by these things. At the same time, if we're going to look at one thing with a certain lens, you should look at the other as well. As far as Nick and Eminem goes, I think Eminem is going to be on Wild Out. Eminem? I think Eminem is going to be on Wild Out.

Why? I think that's what it is. I just don't understand why you reheated that decade-old beef. For what? You know what I'm saying? I feel like that's the only play. That is the ultimate mashup collaboration of battle rap comedy. That's what I thought it was. I thought it was just PR, dude.

I'm like, y'all really still beefing over Mariah? You can put Eminem on his bio on Instagram. The imitation. I honestly feel Nick and Eminem had a conversation. It's like, hey, this is how we play it. Bro, I'm telling you. I think it goes that far back. So Eminem puts this.

Because it's like, to take shots at nick and mariah this many years removed from the situation it's like come on but then i'm hearing that nick was doing some interview where he brought him up and i think it even started back then he's like yo i'm gonna say something about you in this interview you send a diss track we have this rap beat and then we settle in on wilding out it works for both parties it works for both parties. It works for both parties. My motherfucking pro wrestling mind doesn't believe shit anymore. I think Eminem is kind of dry right now. Yeah, he is.

He's not even kind of. He is. He is absolutely dry right now. And if I'm Eminem, I go on Wild N' Out. I go to his show. I'm like, bro, there's no amount of money you could pay him. Even if you really don't like the nigga but what's this but what's this like new uh thing that that um nick is running with like he's all of a sudden like super woke super pro black and everything is racist and this is brand new with nick You never saw any of this with Nick before?

No, I kind of, well, I think when he started his podcast, he started talking about stuff. So that's new? His podcast is a year old. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. He never really had a platform where he could speak as much. He does the Morning Show on Power 106 too, right? Now he does the Morning Show, yeah. But even this, like, since Massa incapacitated,

what is it, he says at 50 Cent, Nick Cannon is going to 50 Cent, which is brave. Since Massa is incapacitated, we cordially invite you to come to the show. Massa meaning Eminem. So he's bringing up slave antics with Eminem and 50 Cent. Now, 50 Cent became a multimillionaire because of Eminem's cosign. I don't think that that's akin to slavery 100%

if you don't think that Eminem put 50 on bro Eminem put him the fuck on I'll guarantee that come on bro but like that's not saying that he wouldn't have maybe had success

but it's not like we didn't know who 50 was like we knew how to rob we had that song he wasn't popping 50 was the hottest free agent in music at one point like he would've

he would've popped off anywhere. And on top of that, since then, he's blown up on shit that had nothing to do with music. And Fittie always has M's back. So it's just interesting that you go with the slave narrative. Anytime you support a white guy, it's like he's got to be a master. It's just kind of... One, it's disrespectful to slavery. Because you really think in that.

How detached are you from slavery that you're going to compare one multi-millionaire empowering another multi-millionaire and go yeah that's just like slavery it's like if somebody made you tens of millions of dollars wouldn't you have their fucking back too you idiot yeah andrews hasn't made me 10 millions of dollars but i'm very supportive of this but once i do got his back on everything. But once you do, motherfucker, I'll be the first one to jump on Instagram. I totally agree with what you're saying. And it's almost like when every politician compares shit to the Holocaust or whatever. It's like, come on, B. It ain't the Holocaust. Everybody's a Nazi, yo.

You know what it is? It's not about who they're saying it to. It's about convincing the masses. It's the easy thing to get people to flip on. But that's what I'm saying. He's playing off convincing the masses it's the easy thing it's the easy thing to do flip on it's like oh but that's what i'm saying he's playing he's playing off of the insecurity that people have right it's like it's kind of disgusting when i see people do this yeah it's kind of disgusting bro it's like you playing off the insecurity that people have and you're playing off the the real fears that black people have and paranoia like do people always prey on black

paranoia man like look at all these pictures you're playing off of you acting woke you're wearing that stupid shit on your head and you're acting like you really care but you're just preying off the insecurity of people it's like you found a new hustle like you found a new shit to pimp oh i could pimp them like this okay boom i'm gonna get their money i'm gonna get their support if i get behind this narrative and place this bad guy as a person that's also been holding him down. This shit is, man, it's corny. When I see this, it's like, how do people not?

And quiet is kept. I think he's just trying to get his guys on. Like, he's got, like, if you look at the wild out. Yo, real talk, you want to talk about. Like, Charlie Clips. You want to talk about people not getting paid enough? Ask them wilding out guys how much they get paid, Nick. You really want to talk about the plantation?

Ask them guys how much they get paid, Nick. You really want to talk about the plantation. Ask them while and out, guys, how much they get paid on your show, Nick. God damn. Because not a single one of them very happy with that paycheck. Ask them when they tried to go on tour and you shut down their tour. What, 85 South? Oh, I'm not going to put all the business out there, you couldn't go on tour you couldn't go on tour

unless it was with Nick Cannon because they all went on tour everybody who was on the MTV Wild N' Out shit went on tour and you couldn't call the show the Wild N' Out show or whatever it was unless Nick Cannon did and then Nick Cannon bodied the live show and now you had to do it under him

and then you make way less under him. Now granted he created the platform don't get me wrong but at the same time let comedians eat bro like there's a certain point in time where it's just like yo let them hit the road do their thing. Now they just do it under the 85 South Show live of course but there was a time where it was like oh you're not going to let them tour

like now what? Granted they did their thing but you really want to bring out that slavery shit no shit you really want to do that and act like you don't want to empower your people

so why are you squashing your people every time they're trying to make money why are you trying to take a little out of their pocket every single time when it comes to that you're probably more experienced than I am

because I don't know the end of working for that shit but like to play devil's advocate a lot of these motherfuckers I wouldn't hear of if it wasn't for Wild Out a lot of them son it was an amazing't hear of if it wasn't for Wild Out. A lot of them.

Son, it was an amazing platform. Amazing platform. Yeah, so maybe he was trying to just protect the brand. It was like, he doesn't want, if he's not as connected to it, he doesn't want people using the name to try to get tickets. I'm not even against it. I'm with it. And I understand as a businessman, it's a shrewd thing to do. It's a shrewd thing to do.

That being said, if you're going to be shrewd and potentially cheap with your people, you can't exactly call another dude a slave master and another guy a slave who he made millions of dollars from. Yeah, yeah. It's just like, we know what Eminem did for 50. We know what you did with the guys under your show. It's like, eh. That's why I feel like this whole shit is just complete bullshit. That's why he's using these as jokes. Eminem's going to be on Wild N' Out. I think Eminem's going to be on Wild N' Out.

No, I think he's trying to get Eminem on Wild N' Out. They're going to have a live fucking show. If I'm Eminem, I want to do Wild N' Out. Oh, my God. Because you don't want to do Wild N' Out. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? If I'm Eminem, I'm like, yo, you know what?

Invite me to the fucking show. I'll come do your fucking show. I'll slap the shit out of you lyrically, verbally, whatever. And whatever the fuck you may think about Nick, this will be your business. I'll watch. Yeah, we all go to it. It's wrestling, baby. You're going to watch.

It's all pro wrestling. It's all pro wrestling. You see Eminem doing it. He's going to do live battle raps on MTV. What? Eminem kind of needs that too, man. Yo, Eminem needs that because Eminem is cold right now. He's cold as fucking.

Cold as ice. Ever since he went serious. Once we lost like playful Eminem. There's the drugs. I hate Trump. There's the drugs. Once he got clean, it was a wrap. Son, get back on drugs.

Just be goofy. Be silly. Like when he got all political. Get back on drugs. Just be goofy. Be silly. When he got all political, get back on drugs. Come on, bro. I think he did the BET freestyle when he was talking about Trump. It's too much. You could tell he was tight that Trump didn't react.

Oh, he was super tight. He was tight that Trump didn't react because that was his go-to all the time. Oh, yeah. Pop stars, politicians, and whatever, whack rappers or whatever. You get that interaction. You get that beef. That was his shit. But Trump's too smart for that. And you know what Trump rappers or whatever yeah you get that that interaction you get that beef that was his shit but trump's too smart for that and you know what trump would have reacted to what happened no because i was telling him to get back on drugs and then like rappers had recently passed away right now so don't don't actually do that just be funny again

you know it's you know you know it's going to be interesting though because all these rappers out here saying we don't do drugs no more we. You know what's going to be interesting, though? Because all these rappers out here are saying, we don't do drugs no more. We just smoke weed. That's going to be like when you change your Facebook profile picture to the person who just died, right? Or you're like, shout out to Sudan. Or shout out to Paris or whatever it is. We're with you.

I think Trippie Ross said that before. Real talk, what's going to happen is you're going to see exactly how long it takes them to flip back to doing drugs. Just like when they removed that Facebook profile picture. Because there's no way these rappers ain't going to happen is you're going to see exactly how long it takes them to flip back to doing drugs. Just like when they removed that Facebook profile picture. Because there's no way these rappers ain't going to do drugs. My thing is like, how serious are you really? Are you going to stop doing drugs? Are you going to stop performing songs that we talk about glorifying, taking pills and drinking lean?

No, you're not. All sort of shit? No. Are you going to... Come on, son. Come on, son. And the Juice WRLD shit is fucking frustrating too because it wasn't like he was some junkie. He was literally trying to swallow pills because FBI was about to search his brain.

My buddy got an interesting argument that he goes, and I won't say his name just because I don't know if he wants this argument out there. But he's not white. He's not black. So he's a neutral party in this. Okay. But he goes, but he says, not all, he goes, not all hip-hop, but you see a lot of these people in hip-hop

that we look up to, and they're the greatest marketers of white supremacy. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, like, the people that talk about the things that destroy your community. It's like like what do white supremacists want to destroy your community right so if you want to talk about drugs and guns and all this other shit and all the fucked up thing you can do and you're going to promote that as much as you possibly can with your community it's like you're doing their job for them yeah no that's our biggest i mean i'm

as a black person i can say that's definitely our biggest achilles heel like we are our worst our own worst enemy all the fucking time, all the fucking time. We're, we're, we're very hypocritical when it comes to, you know, we want like,

here was the one, here was the one thing we heard all, all last year. I remember when like it was a bunch of female rappers out there that like strippers and shit, whatever. Yeah. Everybody was like, Oh my God,

why don't people listen to Rhapsody? Rhapsody talks about positivity and Rhaps da, da, da, da, da. Rhapsody drops an album, nobody fucking bought it. Nobody fucking bought that shit. We wanted to hear that. Like we want, everything we,

a lot of things we do, I'm not gonna say everything. A lot of things we do as a community sound good in theory but we never really practice it. Yeah, but you know what's ironic about what you said, Andrew, is that hip hop is so big now,

like even I think more white people consume it than black people. Way more white people consume it. Way more. And I think that's part of the reason why there's a huge opioid epidemic right now. Right. Because they promote that shit. The opioid epidemic can't happen in the hood. No, no.

The opioid epidemic is definitely happening In white people And they promote That shit on HIPAA Sure, sure And maybe that's a part of it But I also think There is something I'd be curious to see

If in the opioid epidemic If you saw like Country musicians Or like Hard rock musicians Singing songs like I sling my opioids To all my poor whites

You know what I mean Because that's how I get bread. Like, I wonder if white people would be like. That's not as catchy. Yo, no, but like, I sincerely wonder if like these like white New England people would be like, are y'all really listening to that? This is terrible. Like, what the fuck are y'all doing?

Like, people are dying over this shit. What are you bopping your head to? Oh, gosh. I'm curious. I'm just curious. I don't know. And I think the the elder the elder men in hip-hop have couldn't like went against it i think they see it i think they understand it

it's hard to convince kids it's the kids because kids are going to be drawn to childish shit regardless right and and every group has had their things don't get me wrong like the psychedelic groups are there like the hip what is? Crack in the 80s. No, no. I meant like those like hippie rock bands who like mushrooms and these types of things.

And then when the rock and roll bands came out and they were all about drinking and fucking singing about heroin and that kind of shit and then motherfuckers would die in heroin. Yeah.

It was a real thing where, and then what you did is as they got older you saw a lot of these groups and the ones that are still around they sobered up. Like they'll be like all right before we're gonna do this everybody has to be sober you know so maybe that is the transition that happens in any

in any music but i always thought i think it'll happen eventually um i don't think it's i mean it's the out of start guys like trippy red like saying like hey we're not doing anything you can't say oh we're just doing weed like just, just like, don't do anything. You know what I'm saying? Like, even if you're going to smoke a little weed, like, just put the message out there. Just like, hey,

we're almost sober now. Like, we're not doing this shit. Like, you lost Juice WRLD. You lost fucking Mac Miller. You lost, what was the other guy that passed away? Overdose.

He had yams. He had yams. Little Zan or something. Shit, you almost lost We Wayne Almost lost Wayne and Rick Ross Fucking A man

Almost lost them both Off of lean seizures That's the other thing Is like once you get In these pharmaceuticals bro It's like everybody thinks It's safer Because it comes in

That little bottle Yeah It ain't safer dude That's why I don't Trust government weed It's the same fuck shit I don't trust government weed At all that's why

Nah I fuck with Government weed bro I mean I don't trust I'm scared of it dog I'm scared of it Cause once it becomes it's like mcdonald's like mcdonald's started out good in theory yo like when there was like five mcdonald's my whole dude dude changed my whole mind about mcdonald's when he was on rogan well duval goes you know he's talking about he goes yo when you're traveling just eat mcdonald's that's your friend and rogan goes yeah man but have you seen those videos where like they put a mcdonald's hamburger on like a shelf and they just leave it there for

a year and then they come back and it looks the exact same he goes and duo goes ain't that good he goes he goes that's what space food is it just lasts forever true so mcdonald's is space food he goes if it's good enough If it's good enough for astronauts Good enough for me And then he goes If you eat too much of anything It's bad for you I don't care what it is

But to eat in moderation Bro he said that shit And I was like Man Duvall might be on To something dude Brilliant dude man Brilliant dude Fucking Taro

Not Taro Shadow Jacinco What is that Oh loves McDonald's Lives off that shit Motherfucker still has Six pack abs Still run a 4-3-4

If he needs to. But imagine he ate real whole food healthy. Eh, but why? Yeah, you're right. Hey, man. TheAndrewSchultz.com for more dates. We added a bunch of dates. You know, stand-up, obviously.

I'm coming out there to New Orleans. I'll be in Philly this weekend. I think it's almost sold out. We did add a second show on the Sunday night as well to Helium Comic Club. But yo, check it out. We added Minnesota, Fillmore. We added New Orleans, Joy Theater.

We added Milwaukee. So if you're in that region, Chicago, we're not coming back on this tour, but if you want to drive up to Milwaukee, the Pabst Theater we're playing out there. Obviously, we got Hawaii. We got Virginia. We got Miami. We got Orlando.

We got all these cities and more, theandrewschultz.com. Make sure you go check that out, and we will be out there. Kaz, you got anything, dog? Just check out Big Apple Buckets today after you listen to Flavor 2. I got Jalen Rose on the show. I got Matthias Kiwanuka on the show. We got Adam Sandler and Cameron Garnett on the show. It's a deep, deep, deep episode.

It's only 45 minutes. It's quick. It's easy for you to commute. Check me out on SOI The Thread. Gosh, I'm doing some shit. I'll be doing play-by-play for the Kyrie Irving Classic on December 23rd with Slam Online on May 23rd, broadcasting three games. It's going gonna be great um and uh yo last chance go check out the special or go get tickets for the special if you want to be there

man it's gonna be wild and um you can get that on my website theandrewschultz.com there's a link up there remember pre-sale code is matador okay you got a few days to get them before everybody else does i appreciate y'all if y'all can uh make it that's amazing if you can't make it you know then you'll see it but uh you've all played a a huge role in this being possible so i want to give you guys the opportunity to be there means a lot to me all right bro congratulations again thank you son thank y'all so much thanks so much and i'm excited to share the new studio with y'all man i can't wait go check out uh ben uyeda mike mont Montgomery's YouTube pages. You can see all the different work that they do.

You can see some videos on Instagram that they do of certain things for the new studio. And go check out Overtone Sounds. They got amazing soundproofing. If you have a studio, if you're a podcaster, you've got to make sure your sound is crisp. So make sure you do that. And I'm going to tell you the audio visual I'm going to tell you the audio visual company that we use

and give all their information we're trying to build industry over here man so we just need to make sure that we share all these things with you also fashion

that was crazy I haven't spoken to y'all about that but the fashion is sold out we thought we that stuff was on eBay? son they started reposting it bro

it was crazy motherfuckers were reposting it bro It was crazy My fuckers were reposting the fashion Reselling Reselling Reselling the fashion on eBay And the craziest thing is They didn't even get it yet How you going to resell something

You don't even got yet? You know what I mean? That's how they do it That's how they do it That's how they do it On the retail market man Bro it was just so crazy So it's really awesome to see

It's really awesome for this to happen. And, you know, all your shirts and all your hoodies and everything like that are going out. Those will never be made again. That is that fashion drop. And every fashion drop is going to be isolated in and of itself. We got some new shit cooking up for the next one. I'm very excited. I legitimately tried to fucking buy some shit.

Once I saw it moving, I'm like, all right, I'm going to grab some before it's out. Shit fucking sold out. So if you could please save me I got you son I got you son Alright man And if there are any shooters On any of the tour dates Oh yes

Yes hit me up I respond I try to respond to most of my DMs Hit me up You know We always appreciate any help Oh yeah So if any shooters

Or any photographers too Even if you don't do video We like having good pictures of the shows as well. So just let us know. And honestly, it's a great way to get into the show if you don't have a ticket. True. You know what I mean? If these shows sell out. Don't tell them that.

I'm just saying. If they sell out, it is what it is. All right, man. Thank you all so much, man. We appreciate y'all. This is Flaker 2. Peace.