Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz has a NEW BABY + Why your Girlfriend Loves Gay Hockey Shows

Episode Date: January 14, 2026

YERRR – the boys kick off the New Year with babies, breastfeeding, the viral gay hockey show, and wild NYE kisses! 0:00 New Year, New Baby + Trini family 3:00 What’s the best Indian dish? 3:49 Congrats! Baby’s name & The birth 7:53 Watching babies being born 11:51 Having a son, Breastfeeding + I’m not leaving 20:47 Doctor + Shiloh ANNOYS Wasabi 21:25 How long breastfed? Eir is here + Code-switch 27:56 N-word + Best user 29:02 Playing with a Spanish dih 36:22 New Year’s resolution + Heated Rivalry 51:14 Miles & David NY Kiss + AI Slop 53:21 Is this actually hot? 1:04:26 Dating scene + WE’RE WOKE 1:08:21 Landman’s casting + Talented Mr Ripley 1:11:46 Rtardmaxxing + Whites making African music 1:15:27 Alexx’s fatman + MLK’s real name 1:20:55 Wild cameraman story + Hire AMERICAN 1:23:39 Addictions, Pawning her bags + Got Got TWICE 1:29:05 Sympathy, Les Mis & Gambling tips 1:31:36 Alexx shouldn’t say the n-word This episode is sponsored by Kalshi. This episode is sponsored by Sesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's up everybody? And welcome to Flagrants. Okay? Happy New Year. Sorry for the week of delay. Some of you guys probably know the news. We had a delay. We're on delay.

Did I fuck up on, Al. I hate you. I got to jump on it. He's having fun, dude. He's riffing. He's having an owl. He's having an out. All right, Al.

All right, Al. You do the intro. And we're just going to wait patiently for you to speak perfectly. for the next 30 seconds straight. Oh, now, now the pressure's on. Walk up. Got you. Got you.

Got it. That's retired maxing. That's Retar Maxing. Come on. Always has been. Come on. Everybody. Welcome to Flagrits.

Boy, Shalti. I'm here at Arcos Singh. Alex Media. Marky Gags. What's up? And listen, new year. New year. I got a new little baby.

Hell, yeah. Thank you guys very much. And that's why we were delayed a week. But now we're back to work. My wife is just slaving away at the house with two kids. And it is what it is. Hell, you know. That is life now.

How has this affected you? I've been playing paddle every single day. It is amazing. How unaffected. And it's starting to eat away at my wife, but she's busy with the kids. She can't really complain. Yeah, but you don't want too many cooks in the house. You know what I mean?

Like, there's already another person in there. Right. There's a new baby. You don't want to be in there crowned it up. Exactly. I mean, we have a team of Trinidadian specialists that are helping to take care. My daughter 100% I was telling you guys this in the group 10%

100% has a triny accent. Oh, that's awesome. That's awesome. It's not even would be. It is, she doesn't speak like a white person. She is awesome. Keep trying to make them daddy. I need to see this.

It is. It is, father. You love me father. We love me father. Take me to a cocoon, father. Read me the book about the cougar. Every morning. want to read the book about the cougar.

But what is funny about this is my wife is a stay-at-home mom. So what language is she speaking to my daughter? All your wife talks to is Trinidadian. She's probably getting that accent too. And my wife's dad was raised in Trinidad. Boom. There you go. So we've got to keep it real.

It's in there. Now it's just coming out. I'm basically raising Trinidadian family. Damn right. Respect. And they whiten it up when they talk to you, but when it's just them, they're just getting after it. 100%.

It's cugahing it up. That's great. But you always want bilingual kids. Exactly, dude. It's going to help with, like, job opportunities. Man, the first time you had a kid, what job do you think they'll be on a guy? Like a food job. They could probably, like, you know, take over something like that.

I don't know. Make a mean beef patty. Yeah. I play soccer better, probably. It helps. Apparently they got the best roti in Trinidad. You know, I can believe that. The best barata, parata is in Malaysia.

Yeah. So. Really? Yeah. That I've had. Oh, yeah, that's right. There's a lot of Indians out there. Yeah.

The best Tika masala in England? Yeah, because that's a. English dish. But what's the best Indian food from India? Mumbai got... That shit cracks off. That shit cracks off. Mark, what were you gonna say right there? What? I know.

Yeah. I was just asking. I was just asking. Were you going to talk about the feet stew on the street? That's racist. That's a racist comment. They make it. It's all right. No, no, go on. What makes it racist? They don't all use their feet. No, I'm saying there's one person. Like, what are you

making a racist for? You're making a guy who doesn't. All Indians only use their feet. They use their armpits too. It's a type of food from one guy. It's on that shit when he takes the fucking non and wipes it. Oh yeah, yeah. And I know it's AI, right? No. Automatic Indian.

Yeah, exactly. That's where that comes from, dude. Anyway, how was your guys? You know, the first time he had a baby, remember there was like a 20-minute story? This time as second had he had a baby, he had the group chat like, hey, so what's going on with Maduro?

I think I might have done that while the C-section was at it. Son. I might have sent out a text during the C-SECC, come on. I've never seen a person drop off in enthusiasm. Yo, it's not my enthusiasm. It's y'all's enthusiasm. I don't even know if you guys congratulated me.

We did. Come on. Everybody. I had to send a text to the group chat like, yo, I have a child now. I said, yo, I have a child now. And I think you might have just hearted it. I don't think I got a phone call from him for the last.

No, I got misgendered your kid. He's kidding. Yeah, I got you. did a fake compliment to my kid. He was like, oh my gosh, she's beautiful. I go, is he he goes, a handsome son of a gun. I didn't know you didn't tell me the gender.

That's the last time I spoke to him since I had a kid. That's the last time I asked to see you New Year's Eve. You didn't respond. He's New Year's Eve. I just had a child. Fuck, you want to hang out on your New Year's Eve when I got a new baby. That's a timeline mix up.

That's a timeline mix up. He didn't even have a child. You didn't have a baby. You didn't even have the baby. No. Oh, shit. My bad. My bad.

My bad. My bad. I was my last. It was my last New Year's Eve, but I don't think you want me to be out. Yeah. Come on. Oh, man. I asked the baby's name.

You didn't respond. I found out via IG. We didn't know the name until very late. That's kind of fun. We did that. We did a last minute leave the hospital because we were debating between two. Oh, really? Yeah.

Can you share? Yes. There's Lincoln Lawrence Schultz. Nick Fuentes. Lauren Shultz. And then we went. With Lincoln. We always liked it.

The other Republican, that's pretty well. The second best leader in American history. Yeah. No, Link is great. Great. Love it. Love it. No, what was really the other option?

I love the name Jones. As a first name? As a first name, yeah. Never heard of anybody with that as a first name. That's cool. A little tough to say with Shultz, Jones, Schultz. Like, Lincoln is like, my brother's middle name is Lincoln. My dad's name is Lawrence, so it's basically.

And then Emma's, like, grandma's middle name is Lincoln, too. Oh, really? Oh, did your dad love Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, it's the biggest. That's why he named my brother after. Oh, so you won. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what happened. They were debating. He won. That's the least she could do after she carried it for 10 months and let me name it. I'm like, I barely got to spend any time with that baby. I know, dude. You got in the way of your paddle so often, proudly? I know, dude.

Having to take her to the hospital on everything. Right. Was this go around to the hospital? Was it normal? No, every single time it's absolutely terrifying. I think because it's scheduled C-section, right? So it's like, and in my mind it's the same thing, which I imagine you guys are thinking, you go in, numb it up, cut a hole, unzip.

Take out the baby, done. And we'll zip it back up. Zip it back up, yes, of course. And this one, that's kind of like what you think was happening. There's this like curtain down. All of a sudden I see like this same doctor, her head pop up. above the curtain at one point of time and then she starts going

the bill of course wrapped around the neck and I'm like I can't see what's happening Emma's kind of hearing stuff but she's out of it she's asking me to tell her stories about like Shiloh to like distract her and like I realize in that moment like all we do is just kind of

hang out with her there's no stories yeah you know what I mean it's not like oh remember when she was in her soccer game and she hit the winning goal it's just like Remember when we fed her three times a day? So she stays alive, right? So I'm like inventing a story. Yeah.

Remember when she said that thing she wasn't supposed to say? And then we laughed. She was driving to Rickshaw in Port of Spain. Don't you'll remember that. So like I'm saying that. And then like I see the doctor is like pushing down to get the baby out because the baby wouldn't come out. Like like Aisement. I don't know if you guys saw Aiswinter too, remember, like in Africa where he like just.

pushes the stomach and the baby flies out. Oh, thank you remember they. Okay, but this is like a part of it. That is what she was doing to get the baby to leave. Yikes. Interesting. And it was, so it was just terrifying. And then you're like worried that Emma's going to bleed out and like... Yeah, of course.

It's just... I'm surprised. You don't peek around the curtain and see what's up. When the baby was healthy, I did the thing that you should not do. And every guy will fucking do it. Do not do it. Every guy will do it. I'll do it.

You know, God willing, if we're able to have another baby. I'll do it again, but and you just glimpse for a second and you just wish that you didn't do that. Yeah, it's brutal. Really? Oh, my God. Fuck. It's one thing to witness's birth

where it's supposed to come out. But like, you just saw a surgery. Bro. I'm gonna be honest, it's worse where it's supposed to come out. Yeah. No, because there's already a hole for it. Nah, but it's built for that.

Yeah, when you see that cute little thing get like that, it's really. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. When they fucking squore in their head to get out, that shit is. Great. And did they do that?

Yeah. And then sometimes they... What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you guys have seen? No, I have. I did clinical rotations in high school because I was supposed to be a doctor. In high school, you were watching babies?

Son, this couple let me... Should be illegal. It should have been. But this couple, they came and asked the mom and the dad, they're like, this kid is, he wants to be a doctor one day. He's doing this is part of his high school program. Would you be okay with him watching? And they were like, yeah, so I'm in the room.

That's the only other pussy Akash shit. That's the only other pussy acosh. I saw that day. You know what's crazy? That and I worked in a nursing home. So I saw old big pussy. Golly. I cleaned it.

Paranilcare. Oh. Wait, so you're 16, 17? So I'm 16 years old. I'm watching childbirth. I see the baby squirm its fucking head to get out. The baby juice or whatever the fuck flies everywhere. I'm legit.

I'm not ready for this. So I do a full fucking one's in. So the dad is playing the mom. What the fuck is this? Get doing it here. Get them out of here. Yeah. Dude, I had no clue about this about you.

Yeah, dude, I forget all this shit. Because it was so far, you know what I mean? There was a whole failure of becoming a doctor after that. Yeah. You're trying to block it out. Tell me about the C-section. See section, they cut it. That was what I saw first.

They cut it. It's bloody, but they cut the stomach open and then they kind of just pull the baby out. Yeah. Which is, I are theirs and have any complications. Are they pulling out organs and stuff too? It looked like there was shit just all over to place. Then they pull the after birth, the placenta shit. And so it's like a second little.

lump that comes out. But I didn't see any organs. I didn't see any crazy shit. The natural ones. I thought her liver was just chilling on the table. I looked over a second. It's blood everywhere. And I thought that they just removed her whole insides to get out. I know it doesn't make any logical sense. But I mean, there were

bags and bags and bags of blood. Oh, God. Yeah. I don't remember that much blood. Maybe I just forgot. It was 25 years or whatever. You've seen... Yeah, I've seen it. Which one did you find tougher? The vaginal was tougher. Yeah, yeah. Because that, it ripped. She's shit. Down to the poop.

And they got the bag underneath just this blue fucking garbage bag. Yeah, like the shit. That's it. It was rough. Yeah, it's a recycling bag. They throw it in the glass pile afterward. The C-section was much better.

Yeah, dude. I agree. Pulled it out. And then they took the percentage, just put it right on a stung. No, dude. No, nothing. But they were just so rough with it.

Like, just. Yeah, it's crazy. They are rough with it. They are rough. Yeah. All right, guys. show announced, and we're all doing this in less than 10 seconds. I will

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No. Cafe. Hard Rock Cafe. And we're back. You're just trying to tell stories the whole time while they're just ripping. I got no fucking clue what I was going on. Honestly, that sounds harder. To be honest, you're like... Trying to stay locked in.

Yeah, dude, dude. And I'm usually good at kind of talking in front of people. And that one... You're not ready. Nothing. You got no material? You know what I mean? And no one likes a heckler.

Unresponsive crowd. Yeah, yeah. That baby's heckling is... Too much going on. Oh, just terrifying. Just terrifying. But it worked out. Everything's fun.

We got a beautiful baby. Shout out of Link. And Evan's recovering. How's it different having a son than a daughter? Do you feel different? You feel a different bond? It is different Really? Yeah

It is different I feel How so? You just like him more Like Immediately No no No no No

I'm much more I'm much more Inappropriate with him So like He's so weak old He's two days old Yeah but like The second I saw his like

Dick and balls Like I'm immediately commenting on it like immediately I'm making jokes about it like I'm telling all the nurses like you know I'm just doing the classic like dad shit you know and and I'm messing around with like our nannies or the baby nurse and like it just

I'm teasing about him in a very different inappropriate way that I could not do with Shiloh like Shiloh it's like pure protection I love you I don't ever want I don't even feel comfortable joking around in any kind of like sexual scenario with Shiloh, but with Link, it's like immediately,

he's breastfeeding on my wife and I'm just, I'm making sounds. Like, it's just, any, I feel very comfortable being like inappropriate. Dude, is that? I feel like that's normal. Is that odd to say?

I feel like that's, I don't know, I'm like really protective over Shiloh. Yeah, I feel like how it should be. Like, that's daddy's little girl and then this is dad's friend in the making. Y'all, y'all are going to be friends. Y'all, y'all are going to be best friends. That's what you want with your son and your dad. and then your daughter, it's like, I mean, obviously, we get along, but that's my little baby, that's my little baby girl.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, so far. Sucking noises, though, is Chris. Oh, hell yeah. Get that. That's that. Get that out. I think I would do that.

Daughter and stuff. Yeah, I don't know. Do you have a kid? Yeah, my baby will breastfeed disrespectfully and I don't like it. You don't like it? Because it's disrespectful. What does he do? Because he'll be on.

How old is that motherfucker? Fifteen months. Still? Yeah. Is that crazy? That's what I tell. I'm like, grow up. Still on a tap.

Two weeks ago, dude. That shit is for you, bro. Hey. You're trying to keep that titty girth. That's what I thought. You want that titty. You want them titty. You're keeping him like a dairy cow.

If you don't, if you don't, that's crazy. You don't know, with all due respect. No, no, with all due respect. No, because Emma's stacked right now. I look at her today and I said,

we got to take picks. I said, dude, I put a picture of Emma's nipple on Instagram by accident. That was wild. That was wild. You want to know the wilder one? You want to know the wilder one? You know, Emma private on his, I've looked at Arkansas.

Emma's private on Instagram. She wants no attention, like nothing, right? Like, and she, once you have a kid, your body is not the same in terms of your relation and the sexualization of it. Like, once women have a kid, it's not like, she was almost like, ah, whatever, you posted it. Yeah. Like I literally, she was like, I think I can delete it.

She's like, oh, if you can delete it, delete it. But I'm okay. Like, she doesn't see her nipples in the same way. It's a weapon, dude. That's a tool. It's a fork. Yeah. Like, they see it like a fucking piece of silverware.

Before the baby, my girl will be like, all right. But the rest of the internet doesn't. That is true. That is very true. That is very true. They do not. Before the baby. They're like, Shultz, what are you thinking?

It was funny because I got all these DMs, bro. I got all these DMs, but they're like, bro, I know you haven't slept in days and it's like, I've slept every single my wound is 99%. Exactly. I'm posted this on eight hours of sleep. They're like put your girl's nipples showing, you should probably take that down.

Anyway, bro, before the baby, girls will be like, oh, I don't want to wear this bikini and like the family function because it's like it's too revealing, da-da-da. The second baby comes out, parents in the room, just double-dropped. Dude. Feeding it up. It, my, uh... No, it's just like, oh, he's crying. I'm sorry. Someone else might need some.

Mark, hold on. You just got a one. hanging out in case of duck. This is the disrespectful part. This is what I was saying. He doesn't just utilize one. He'll be on one and then this little handle pop up. And then he'll start twiddling the other one. Nah, you know what?

Wait, wait, wait a bit. Have you known? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shut up. Yo, you remember, and he denies this to this day. Remember Miami? When Dove said he walked in his crib and he just saw a bad...

peter. Ow! Were we allowed to say this? What, what? When, uh, what happened in the room? Wait, this is not a true. In Miami. What room?

When Dove walked into this. Okay, oh my God, we're doing this again, bro. Come on, guys. We're going to believe this? You guys are going to believe this. You just said, that's what goes on in Crim now. Can we say it?

Can we say it? Okay. We're a tribe, okay? We do primals. style parents. Sometimes it pops out you gotta feed the baby. You kind of lean over it inside. Okay. What do you do?

What do you do? You realize to feed the kid. You just banish her to another room? You send her away. Say go away, heathen. You're impure? No, no.

I agree with you. I don't think that the body should be sexualized. Exactly. You said whip them both out when you have one kid. Because he needs to dial the radio, bro. I'm telling you. He's trying to tune the fucking thing. You try to get the FM.

He's on it. That is. that's the gagged on house that's the baby he's doing it by staring at me my kid and probably every kid but my kid loves them titty so much bro he'll be he'll be eaten right he'll be eaten

throw up on the titty while he's eaten and then just keep on and I'm like get it get it little man get it don't pull off for nothing don't be stopped take that down

take that down you should have had nothing talking Yeah, this boy to harden me up again. No, I don't need it. I need it. I got too soft. I got too soft. I need that boy that harder me up again.

I need him harder me up again. His son out here gagging on his crazy. You don't get gag. Why do you say it? Gag. Why do you say my game? You know, gag reflex in this fucking family. Gag?

Yo, he's taking it down, thrown up out the corner of his mouth. keeps on sucking. That's great. And if my wife tries to wipe his mouth, he's like, fuck off me, woman. I'm getting mine. He's like Rocky, dude. Yeah.

Keeps it moving. He's kind of unstoppable. He is unstoppable, dude. Yeah, it's kind of beautiful, dude. Yeah. Right. So, I think he came out dick hard. No.

100%. I think came out dick hard. Packing? I look, man. I was like, yo, you got a huge dick and red balls. his balls were so red. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the sack was so red.

That's why we got you these, by the way. Yeah, that's what it looked like. And, and Emma's like in a daze, and I was like, yeah, I was like, yeah, I think you got a huge dick. And Emma goes, she's like, she's like, really? She goes, in a genuine way, she's like, how do you know, like, what a kid's dick is big or not? Good question. Good question. And I'm just like, honestly, I have no clue.

I was just really hoping. I've seen a lot of kids' dicks. Yeah, we're doing research. Damn, that's crazy, dude. So your kid was starting the C-section from the inside. I think so. I'm not leaving. You said, I'm not leaving with the Leo.

I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. No, but he's never seen pussy, man. Damn. He never felt it. He felt it. He never felt pussy. He felt it.

No, because we had an IVF. So he didn't even fill it on the way in. This motherfucker never felt, but we got to get him to feel, so maybe that's why he loved titty so much. But isn't that crazy? Didn't feel it on the way out? Didn't feel it on the way in. Damn. They're still helpful on, though.

You got you a future. What's it called Gold Star? I thought about that. That's above platinum. Yeah. Well, that's beautiful, dude. The miracle of life. The miracle of life, man.

That's amazing. By the way, did the dog? see the Netflix special? Yeah, yeah. Did, was there any, did she have anything to say? Yeah, she, she, first of all, she was like, first thing she said was,

uh, he's, to my wife, she was, he's a comedian? I go, she's like, yeah. And he's like, she's like, wow. I didn't find him funny at all. I think, yeah, it was a terrifying day in my life. Yeah, I'm horrified. Couldn't breathe for about a year

leading up to this moment. Maybe that's why. I was really stressed every time they would come here, hoping to hear a fucking heartbeat. You can't explain why you were bombing to a person. No, you know? I know. I know. And then were you trying to hang.

No, it's stressful time. You're trying to ham it up the second time. Nah. What do you do for work? That's why you're doing. That's why you're a dog. No, I was, I was like, I don't know, man. I don't know what to say, Mark.

I don't know what to say. How's your dog doing? Is your dog, uh, oh, yeah, your dog's getting further neglected. No, no, no, I'm good with the dog now. Oh, really? Yeah, because the dog... No, this is with fire. It's karma is a beautiful thing.

It's a beautiful thing, karma. Why is that? Because the dog will annoy Emma and I. But Shiloh annoys that dog. Oh, Shiloh is giving that dog a run for its money. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, non-stop.

The second she wakes out. Shiloh got a fake dog that looks just like our dog. another savi and carries it around all day and still is just driving this dog crazy Shiloh feeds Sabi every morning feed Sabi every night and the second she'd Saibi's done eating Shiloh is driving that motherfucker crazy they have no life-preserving skills like little babies none my little baby will do is like grab the cat's tail oh yeah will spin around swat him and he's just dying laughing

my best friend told me that he said all you're doing is trying to keep your kid from killing themselves. That's like the first five years. Yeah. That's all it is. And they try. Yeah. They try. And then you try to like coach me like, no, no, no, gentle. And the kid just smacks a dog on the head and you're like, all right. Oh, that's right. You have to say gentle because they don't understand the concept of no when they're younger. They don't know a negative. Don't touch. They just know what touch means. So you have to find other ways to tell them to do things. So when my daughter slaps the shit out of me, I have to say gentle. So she's like,

A bit, gentos, you'd be. Yeah. But if you say don't hit, then they're like, oh, hit. Yeah, I'm going to hit. I'll smack the shit of this dog. Yeah, they just hear hit. I can't believe your wife's still breastfeeding with all the respect.

I don't need to come back to that. I thought it was 18 months, right? Nah. Yeah. I mean, in New York, it's like a month. Yeah, New York is a very different. This is not a New York family. Yeah, we're all Florida time.

A deep South family. It was important for Amur to go a year and that, like, it is. Why are you surprised? Didn't you get breastfed to, like, four years old? Oh, me? Yeah, you said you said... My dad took care of me. Hold on. Whoa.

You didn't know this? Your dad breastfed? No, my dad stayed home. My mom went back to work. I knew he was hung by. That's where I got most of my testosterone. So how long were we on the milk for? Say, yeah?

How long were you milking? I don't think they gave me milk. I think I was Dr. Pepper and Cheetos for the most six months. For the first six months. For real, like I got maybe formula or something. I don't know how much breastfeeding I was doing. Yeah. I think you said you breastfed until late.

Nah, no, no, that was you. That was you. No, no, I'm definitely a formula kid. You were formula, right? Yeah, I think my mom went back to work. And, like, my dad was able to take off. Like, he didn't get paid for it, but you could, you wouldn't get fired if you're a man. And you're, like, didn't go to work if you had a kid.

But they're like, we ain't going to pay you. And so he stayed with me, I think, for like the first six months. Wow. So we were just chilling. Oh, that's awesome. Better dad than you. Huh? Better dad than you.

Damn, bro. Damn. That is rough. Of all people. That is rough. I'm going to hit him with honesty this early. I know right. What is that?

I'm not going to try to be a good day. I think it took a week off. You know what I? Take two, at least. I did take two weeks off. No. No. No, technically.

I did it. The third, it was ten days. Yeah. Week and a half. Week and a half. Two. Now you're back in here, slaving away. Damn, I'm, oh.

I feel like shit now. You know, my wife is alone with an army of Trinidadian care workers. Shala got a whole special, bro. I'm telling you, it's a precipitous drop. I'm telling you, man. People don't care, bro.

People don't care. People y'all don't care. Wait, what do you mean? You guys don't care? You guys didn't even say, uh, congratulations, man. I know, right? I said, guys, I had a baby to the group chat.

Cuppie y'all hearted it. A couple y'all thumbs is up. The door was just captured, bro. This is a lot of our money. This fucking retard goes, uh, he goes, your air is here and spells it E-I-R. No, I did it. No, I did it.

Because I definitely chat GBT. I definitely chat GBT before. I was definitely chat GBT before. I was been chatting with dashes. Oh, yeah. I don't have you noticed this. There's been a lot of dashes in the message. Have you been using chatGBT to send text messages to people?

Yeah. Really? It's helpful? Yeah. You've been talked to Alan. If it's just me, it's going to be every, his nigginess, Dig it at, dig it out. Everybody don't want to see it.

But don't your Chad, GBT, talk like a black person? Hold on. You're concerned that you'll say the M word too much if it's you talking? Yeah, because I'm talking to your white niggas. Al doesn't use it a lot around non-black people. I don't know if you notice. He says it selected me when he needs to laugh, but that's about it. Yeah.

That is true. He wipes it up around us. Oh, so you code switching with us? Nah. It's not necessarily a coach-wage. It's a privilege. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. When do you hang out with non-white

people. I'm just trying to understand. You live at home with a white woman. Over the break. You know you heard that? You work with white and Indian people. Over the break, you was with an entire country of non-whites. And then over the break, you went to Spain. I'll get that. Why you got to get that?

You are. Nah, because I'm moving there. Yeah, but you can say it. They don't care. They think they're white. Yeah, they aren't that. They think you're that. Yeah. No, they think you're something else. They think I'm something else. Yeah.

The word you just said is short-frey. Hispanic, not sure for Spanish. Yeah, but they don't see Hispanic when they look at me. Well, they don't see Hispanic when they look in a mirror either. So the word is fine. Hey, they speak Spanish, they're Spanish. That's how that's the New York room. That's some white

that's shit. You know the New York rule. Don't pull me into your world. You know the New York rule. I want to go back to you present. So you're not white. You have to be a different version of yourself with your fucking painted nails. Yeah. No, I just don't say a nigga that much. No, he doesn't. That's the only thing. No, it's one of my greatest...

But you never say it that much. Around you. Yeah, dude. Can I tell you this is one of my... You're not around nobody else. You're not around nobody else to be saying it. Okay. This is one of my biggest gripes with Al.

That's why I feel like you don't use it that you're not that good at using it. Oh, man. I told you this. That is true. You aren't that good at using it. It's not good. Right? Some people are really good.

Some people are a good one. I mean, gone fucking vintage. It's like a beautiful Merlo. Yeah. But then now every time you see them in the glass. You're not a shot. bro, you're not a shooter. Like, you don't have, like, some people got it.

They're like, Steph with it. Like, they just drop it and it fuck it's every single time. A fundamental player, you know. You are more fun. You're like, I'm trying to think. You're like that, uh, that Australian guy. Steve Blake? No, no, no.

Adams. Stephen Adams. You're like Stephen Adams. Yeah, you're like Stephen Adams. Yeah. Mark. He's good, too. Because if you didn't put it out, I was like, oh, shit, you know what?

But Josh Kitty, also. Yeah, also. Yeah. No, that's Mark. Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Objectively speaking, who do you think

has the best M word in the office? Objectively speaking. Objectively speaking. And why don't we all just look in the direction of that person on three? One, two, three. Oh, hell yeah. Al, good job.

I saved you. I saved you. I saved you. You know, Miles is over there. Yeah, right? Good job. Good job, though. I wanted to save you.

I appreciate that a lot. No, but seriously, do you think, I don't know if Miles ever said it? But the sunglasses back on. Yeah, yeah, hold on. I don't know if Miles ever said it. But if you did say it, I do feel like it would sound cooler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Miles got that.

Miles said, give me that. Give me that. You can't handle all that. Come on, Bob. No. Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Yeah, no.

Yeah, no. Yeah, no. Come on, Miles. What do you hear? Come on, Miles. Yo. He said it would be cool. Lose your job.

You just, what are you doing? What, what? Al. You ask me to do something crazy. Al. Al. What's up? I want you to feel comfortable and confident.

I feel very comfortable. Is this too wide of a space, you think? Yeah. Hmm? Is the office? The studio environment is it too white. Oh, yeah. You got just playing with a dick outside.

Hold on. Fuck. It was a dildo. All right. Yeah. Yeah, it's a fake. A reasonably sized deal, though. Yeah.

Yeah, why is that, why is that, I mean, like, Black guys of dick? He stuck it on his forehead. You have an LGBTQ business. Your business is LGBTQ. Yeah. Your nails are LGBTQ. Okay, but you guys said a white space. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is a very white space. But you're just, now you're talking about us playing with a penis. But like, what's wrong? Black people are into white people fun now. It's sex positive. We're sex positive. Are you against sex positivity? You have a sex positive business. Yep.

Yeah. Yeah. We want to make the gapueless to you feel comfortable. Yeah. So I stuck a giant mass of white throbbing cock in my forehead. That's more Hispanic. It was a little darker, yeah. I was a Hispanic dick. That is probably true.

What do you mean? And it was uncut. And it was an uncut jam. Yeah. That dick, that's Spanish dick. That's Spanish dick? Yeah. Wait, why did you find it was Spanish?

The guys were saying they thought it was big. Nah, it's a decent size. You thought that was. You thought that was like a big penis? You would describe it as? I would say it's a decent size. I thought it was massive. Wait, what does that mean?

Decent. It's decent. But like... It's not small. It's not huge. Does that bigger than yours, would you say? No, very close. Would you say that that dick is longer than yours?

It's a little girthier towards the base. Bring in the dick. You can't show. You can't shout. You can't show. I was really studying. I was like, yo, this shit is close to my shit.

But you would say that one's a little gertier and then a little bit longer than yours. No. Oh, you think you're longer than that? No, it's about the same. Like I held it, it's about the same. So you... But it's a little girthier by the bit.

You could tell the exact length. No, I held the shit like this. But I was like, you put it on his face. Yeah. And David kissed it. Yeah, but that's white people... Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on a second. See, I saw you can't be in the office. Like, you just walk in there's just dicks. Then you pick it up and now I'm getting. Oh, you, you held a dick to your dick, though? Nah, I held it around. He's got muscle memory of his hand being around his dick is what he's trying to say.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So you grab the shaft of the dick and wrapped your fingers around it. Yeah. Yo, you put it on your face. He put it on his lips. Nah, yeah. I ain't going to make me gay.

You're going to make me good. You're talking about this? I wanted it throwing it. Just take a gulp, bro. Just take a gulp. That water is small, bro. That water is small. Yeah, how big is that water compared to your shit?

That shit is tiny. Remember when Al said he had a 10-inch dick once? Nine and a half. Nine and a half big stick. Yeah, yeah. And then we just brought a six-inch dick in. And he was like, that's a decent-sized stick. That's not six.

I was not six. I got a good eye. Y'all know. You can tell how big a dick is? I know. I just know that's not. But that is a six-inch dick. It's not a six. It's on the box that's six.

We literally order... Bring it in. Get the dick. Get the dildo, and we need something to measure it with. Technically, we have to blur it. Well, Joey will measure it over there to find out the exact length of Alex's dick. Because now Alex has confirmed that his dick is no longer... Fuck.

Than that. It's like the O.J. Glove moment. Yes, it is. We're about to find out. The dick fits. Oh, this is not good. Yeah. All right.

Hold on. We got to hide it. We got to hide it. Okay. Happy New Year, everybody. That thing is like maybe five. Yeah, that's a five inch. That's a five-hour.

A piece of paper is eight and a half by eleven. Oh, wow. That's a good one. See? No, no. This is where it starts. No, you don't count the balls either. Yeah, of course.

I think that's a six-inch dick. Yeah. Maybe five and a half. This is 11, and you just got a little space right here. No, I don't know. You can't count the balls and suction. You can't count it from there. The base of the chat.

Guys, are you guys intimidated by my dick? Honestly, a little bit. I mean, if you have a 10-inch dick, yeah, sure. Honestly, a little. I'm gonna be honest. It's a weapon in the studio. Probably everybody's dick is bigger than mine. I'm not really intimidated by much of it.

So I just don't think that's nine inches. I'm gonna hide this one second. I don't want to get demonetized. I took one for the team. My bad. I'm sorry. Sorry for fucking putting the show on my fucking back. My bad, dude.

Jeez. I'm a fucking patriot. Oh, my God. You are a patriot. Yeah, man. Respect. Yo. Shout out you, bro.

Yeah. Shout out you. Someone call me. You've never looked more comfortable, bro. Do I look taller? I got lips in right now. That's all. All right, guys, stay a break for a second.

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What's your New Year's Revolution now? New Year's, is that what it is? I thought you said. I all raising your kids in New York. Because if so, the solid chance at least one of your sons ends up doing that. All to respect, you know what I mean? You can't.

All due respect, call our kids hypothetically gay. Well, you say you're more comfortable with making an appropriate jokes. We talked about my dick. You know, which one of y'all kids is going to take some dick? How about that? Let's talk about it.

Yeah, with all due respect. Let's talk about. I just did it because he said he's more comfortable making inappropriate jokes about his son. So I said, well, here we go. All aboard. Yeah, I'm fine making inappropriate ones where he's a heterosexual male.

Not some hockey show watching. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Have you been watching this, by the moment? No, I haven't watched it. I need to. Oh, good news, everybody. Nice, guys.

Good news. But yeah, no, the chances of a kid being gay, I mean, you've got to love them the matter what? You got him with the Kevin Hart answer. Did you hear? He was, he was in an interview. They were like, do you want a gay kid, dot, or whatever?

He goes, I just want two healthy children. I was like, oh, nice. He learned from that Oscars conference. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got out of it. It became, it went viral on Twitter. I was like, yeah. But it was a good answer.

I mean, isn't that what you want at the end of the day? Exactly, right? I want two healthy kids. That's all. 100%. And I think the healthiest thing, let's go to this video. What is this? What is this, Miles?

Do you guys want to watch a clip from the hockey show? Can you explain what the show is and why it's going viral? Why is this like a big deal? And why do straight girls love this so much? All right, straight women, first off, love this show. I don't know why. Is it based on a slut novel? It is based on a slut novel.

Okay, well, that's why. It was a show that was a book, and then it was a show that got optioned in, like, Canada. It was sort of a low budget, like little show based on the book. Then HBO picked it up in America, and it went fucking nuts. Bonkers. Yeah. Unintended. Over the break.

And it's about two gay hockey players who secretly are lovers. There is a Russian man on the right here. that would be the, if you had to sort of like, I don't even want to give them to an NHL player, but it would be like the two top best players. I know you're going to say. Yep, there's two of them, and I just want to fuck with the NHL at all.

You're going to say he didn't want to disrespect him, but we're not saying he's gay, but he's like the Alex Ovechkin type. Another one would be Crosby. And then the American, or like, uh, like Alex Ovexian's like the bad boy, the rough guy or whatever.

He's like a badass Alex Ovechkin. And the Sydney Crosby is like a pretty way. He's also a Russian and I don't want to fuck the Russians. I have no idea who these people here is talking about us. We get it. We get it. You're not white. No, I want to get some context. Everyone knows you're not white, bro. Can I get some context? I want to enjoy the story.

Everyone knows. I literally gave you context right after us. Everyone knows you're not white out. When he's dressed like this, he is white. You say inward so much when you're not with us. You say it all the time. They're not white. Your son's gay, bro. You're so not white.

It is true, though. If he does record a podcast at WTF, there is a very high likelihood to see. It will be on a microphone. Likely, likelihood. They're all over the place. Popping up everywhere. What is this? What is the clip?

This clip is they're just hanging out. They're playing video games with the boys, just like you guys do with your friends. I imagine this is a common situation you run into, correct? Yeah, of course, dude. Me and the homies. You're hanging out. It's a long clip. The guy on the left never played a video game in his life.

Also, the hockey team is called the Metro's, which I think is a fun. Oh, come on. That's fun. Get to the fucking. Oh, do you want to do? What are we doing? We're watching the whole show? Oh, oh, oh, he's easy.

That was crazy. You see him doing that? What did he do? So he's on the phone? He was doing this little joint right here. He was on the front of this friend. This is that boy. You guys wanted the point.

I'm telling you, you got to watch the, it's slow burn. He wanted to warm us up. What's he doing? What is he doing? Then your son will find out of anybody. It's a fucking animal. Can y'all with all do her stoking, Lee? You'll know what all due respect.

With all due respect. I apologize. I apologize. Your mom's a slut. Whoa, whoa, the slut too. Nah.

Yeah. I hope so. Yeah. My mom deserves some. That's OD. My mom deserves some good dick. Just like this guy's about to get. He just said,

I'm not going to touch you, but if you get hard, things get to happen. This is like if someone has my nicotine pouches and I'm trying to get them back. Son, it's so sensual. I do the same thing. That's the hardest part of the show.

It's the sexuality, dude. Oh. Oh. I can't even react to this shit because I got upset. People got upset at me last time we were watching the champions show. What was the movie called? Warriors? Challengers.

Oh! No. No. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no.

No, no. No, no. No. Why is he fucking awesome at it? What the hell? Oh. Oh. My name is hungry.

Damn. Enthusiastic. No, it's Soviet shit. Yeah. He doesn't understand the concept of no. That's fire, dude. Look at this. This is crazy.

This isn't even a crazy scene. What do you mean it's not a crazy scene? What do you mean? What do you mean? He's not a crazy scene. He's blowing the other guy on national television, Miles. You know how you show your boys, your apartment, right? This is what you do.

You go, hey, I'm a rich hockey player. Let's look at our apartments together. So this is the whole show is they just hook up with each other. For the first four episodes, it's pretty hook up. And then the last two, you sort of get some storyline. And so why do straight girls like this shit? Dude, it makes straight girls horny. I don't know why.

I don't know why. What was that sound effect right there? You got to drop an octave sometime to explain how horny it is. I like the apartment. Open kitchen layout. I love the layout. What a nice apartment. Yeah, right?

The nice sliding doors. Fireplace. I don't love the fireplace. It's a little too sterile, but it is nice. I agree. The space is open. Just having a fireplace? It's not cozy enough.

I agree. Oh, but it's about to get a lot warmer. Oh, man. That's way hard cut. You know, I lived in New York long enough that whatever. This is, having the wide angle. You see dudes making up.

No, that's, come on. Oh. This shit is like a jump scare. No. This is This is This is the scariest movie I ever seen in my life This is hills have eyes

It just happens like that 28 days later They shoot it like a horror Is that the idea? They added like a horror film That was nuts The other guy shows the other apartment Can you do it?

Mission? like that? You and your boys run up upstairs. Not because girls have butts too. But can they go even in, missionary? Yeah, they're very innovative, these folks.

Hold on. Is this just going to be the same thing again? No. It would never do. It would never be the same exact thing. Oh, God. No, this one's got way more build-ups to play more sensual.

I'm built up. I'm really built up right now. Oh, not the breathing. Why the breathing, bro? The ASMR. breathing, the whole show is that. It's a lot of sound effects. A lot of fully.

And are the actors straight? That's a great question, dude. Because that's fucking acting. What they was doing just before, if they're straight, that's acting. He's saying, Oscars, Golden Globes. No, you got to, bro. Because Al is still in a fucking

comatose state after what he did. He's a hole in his head, like you got to be hit. Al, you got to do it without the glasses on. The glasses. That's my protection. I've been able to just be good at it. But yeah, you think you could act like this? You're in movies?

Could I act like that? Of course, bro. You kidding me? Yeah, method. Yeah, I could do it. I could get domed. Oh. Oh.

This is how it's edited. Yes, there's a lot of jump cuts. That jump wasn't that crazy. Well, this is the first time. Don't they need lube or something? context of the show. This is the first time they hook up. Okay, question. Don't they need Lou?

Ew, wait, wait, wait, wait. There we go. I said, wait, didn't I say, in a ass? You got a bubble on him, though. My man got a bubble, though. Run that back 10 seconds because he kind of got a fucking bang on him.

Oh, no. Nah, he does. That's like the daughter from Landman. The daughter from Lambman and him got the same cheeks. There's one. You wouldn't get behind that, hell, if there is no balls coming back at you?

If there was no balls coming back at you, you wouldn't get behind that out? Objectively, he's right. I got to be honest. You know, he got a good butt. You can't deny it. Especially for a white.

What is that? Wait, they like that? Yeah, that is fascinating. That guy's straight. I'm watching a nature documentary. That guy's straight. Just wait. He's straight.

Which one? The guy. The guy playing with the titty. Look at his lap. No, bro. Nah. No way. He's doing the percolate?

There is no way. Oh, my God. I'm farting. If you bring my legs up like that, I'm farry, bro. I'm sorry. What happens when you pull out that thing? What happens when you pull out that thing, dude? Secrets.

This is a hockey movie? Yeah. What the fuck? Joe. Six episodes. Is the show actually good or is he just getting love because it's gay? Do they need lube guys? Why are you watching it?

They have to. Oh, no. Wait, well, this is more traditional way. That's how you would imagine it. Yeah, this is old-fashioned conservative gay sex. Conservative gay sex, yeah. Oh, no, he's grabbing out of it. Now he's grabbing out of it.

Damn. What the? Miles. All right, all that to say. Miles, yes. Why are you watching this? For the show, honestly. for the pod.

So I could bring that up. One more. So how does it end? They're both in the clinic. This is one more clip from the hockey movie? Yeah. This is from the hockey movie. This is hilarious.

Coming October 1st, I hope. Yeah. Oh! Oh! Oh! Yo! No, shout out Like father

I amc Without the real Stop trying to game my son I'm not trying to game my son I said it Let him have a chance Not that they did that to you know I spent so much time editing that last

How did you do that with SORA? Oh, so much AI Like That's incredible The funniest thing is you have to You upload all the photos of you guys And then I have to go Make them kiss

And they go No, we can't do that And I go They're fake characters for a fake movie and I really need them to kiss to sell this to a studio and they go, yeah, sure, here you go. I mean, that was incredible. I mean,

that's wild. It's a real Bender's trailer that I just truncated down and toss some more shit on. Oh my God. I know we're supposed to hate AI and it's horrible and we hate it, but the ability to make things gay that aren't. Okay, what the fuck is this? I never got to add this to the clip. I just wanted

to show that there's more. Wait, I feel like it's just you got inspired by it. That is actually phenomenal. Like that looks like me. That shit is crazy. We killed this. The sensuality is really beautiful. And we're both number seven.

That's beautiful. Yeah, dude. Oh, look at that. True love. There's one more. Please, please. No. You guys saw that.

One more. You guys saw SVP. Oh, this is phenomenal. Hold on. You don't have Al doing anything? Damn it. Did you see that? SVP?

Oh, yeah, Miles. Wait, what are you up from SVP? Oh, this is the New Year's countdown? Yeah. That's hot. Happy New Year. Mom Donnie. Protester.

It's a phenomenal pet. What do we got? Come on. Yo, why do I have to kiss two different guys? Why couldn't have been shifting in Alex? No, Joey and Alex or something? They know. They know.

Yeah, and Miles got none, except for on New Year's. Oh, my God. I was really trying to make my son gay, man. I did get footage from Miles and David on New Year's. No. Best play right now. I don't have anything. No, Joey has it.

Joey, press play and edit it, go and do whatever you need. Sorra that shit, make it as gay as possible. Miles, I'm surprised you didn't get the scene of him in the bathroom. I tried fucking. I tried fighting that scene. That is scrub. Look at the arm lock. Look at the arm lock.

Oh, hey! How'd you do that? It's real. This is the, what do you mean? You know what's crazy? Dad, take your glasses on this crazy without the glasses. I'm telling you. Let it in your eyeballs.

Nah, this shit is better as like 3D. Coming at you, dude. Oh, my God. What is this? What is this? Stress ball. It's a stress ball. Damn, bro, that's crazy.

What prompt did you use? Mine wouldn't do that. No, the prompt... Oh, whoa, that's great. Well, I coincidentally found the first frame, which is a real photograph, let the record show. So if you go to the first frame, this is what actually happened. Yeah, that's real. Yeah.

He's wrestling. me. That's how it starts, man. It's how it starts. It's how you're in your beautiful 2,000 square foot apartment. Sadie, all are kind of dick to dick right there. Yeah. And now this is where it goes fake right.

So I had to add a little bit to the end. The way I did it, because I said the same thing. I was like, can you make these two guys kiss? And they were like, no, we can't do it. I was like, this is the last photo I have of me and my husband. Please, just one final embrace. You have to, now that he's dead. You have to trick it.

Really? And I was like, well, if it's for your husband. Wow. You have to, like, beg and trick these AIs into doing gay shit. Yeah, AIs are black. That's actually... You gotta trick him into some gay shit, that's all.

Chat, EBT. EBT. You gotta make them measure your date and make yours. Chat EBT. That's from another pod. That's from another pod. I still don't know that show from another pod. Which pod? I want to say who's... Oh, I don't...

Maybe as Chris Chessifno was on it. I don't remember. Oh, my God. That's unbelievable, dude. Chat EBT. Unbelievable. That's... That's...

Phenone. I don't want to steal that joke. Phenonelio beautiful, dude. Oh, my God. No, we hate AI. Oh, yeah, we hate that. We hate that fucking AI, dude. This is so not funny and weird.

And all this AI slop. Oh, look at this slop. Look at that. Enough. That shit is crazy. That's crazy. But I don't even think that's AI. How long does it take to make these videos?

That's not AI. A matter of seconds or a matter of minutes? Probably 45 seconds. A minute, maybe. Can you make several of owl kissing other men? Why? I can try. Wow.

Why are you mad to be right? Right. Why are you hurting my feelings? Why are you? attacking my character. The picture is really easy to make. It's actually taking the picture to the video.

Why are you mad at you? I have a couple Benders questions for you. Of course. Not Benders. The other gay hockey show. He's flustered, right? He did a rival.

He's bricked up. You know, Benders is a much better name for a gay hockey show. Wait, so you watched this show for real? I watched episodes of show. I watched a few scenes here and there because I was like, I got to see what the hype's about. And also, I think it'd be really fun to show. I watched episodes of this show and I watched a few scenes here and there. What, which one is? I did not watch the whole season. I missed first two episodes.

Now, can we get a girl in here and just ask them why if this is hot in the way that like maybe us seeing two hot chicks, you know, hook up is hot? That's what I'm guessing it is. Is that the idea. Can we just ask? Oh, we just made it straight and then I immediately understands it. Oh, yeah. A softball show where they make it. Yeah, that sounds cool. Well, maybe not softball, right? Because we want to see...

But what are their hot softball players? No, no, no. Like, L-word. Remember that show? Yes, vaguely on Showtime. Showtime. Yeah. What they do there?

Like, I don't even remember anything about the show other that there was lesbians, and then you'll have some softcore porn shit like that. Did they play a sport? Okay, here's the thing. Alex, I don't know if you count. Because Alex, that's true.

That's true. My straight roommates are jerking off to this. Straight roommates meaning females. Yeah, yeah. Have boyfriends love the show. Okay. Now, nah,

I'd be mad if my girl's... So, let out. Get this out. This is fantastic. Let out. You watch another dick is... Nah.

Keep going. Keep on. Just, I'm sad. Work through all this feelings because I understand. you're saying. What is it about that? You're getting turned on by other dudes

and then you're getting turned on by gay shit on top of that? Nah. And then you're with me? No, no, no, no. Cancel this show. This is bad. What do you see about me? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. And I was zero gay tendencies at all, so I don't understand why you like that. But their generation likes soft men. That is true.

Do those men look soft to you? Yes. They're taking it. No, no, no. They're kind of taking it in the most masculine way. They are athletes. They're athletes. With huge arms. And the way that they were getting after it?

Yeah, it started slow and sensual. But then once they were into fucking, they became guys. Yeah. This is the first time women are like taking the watch flow jobs. Okay, okay, hold on. So, so, so, so, so, yeah, I understand this here. Okay. Oh, God.

What is going on? So this is what I'm wondering with the women here. What's wrong with the world? What are you? Who are you seeing yourself as when you're watching it? See, that's the fun part. It's like a new thing that we're like part of it, I guess. Okay.

And you, like, I mean, obviously the Asian guy is the woman. May I get? I wouldn't say, but I see your point. Because I watch the show. It's the dynamic. Okay, more context, more context to the question. Okay. So if we're watching traditional porn, we're imagining ourselves as the guy,

the girl is doing the things to the guy. Yes. Okay. Yes. We don't really watch like girl on girl porn. I don't want to speak for you guys, but like just girls is for girls. But girls do, but girls do, not guys. Like I don't know any guys who are like, I need to find something to jerk off to.

It's just two girls petting each other or whatever. Yeah. With girls, if you're watching two guys go at it, you're watching a guy blow another guy. Right. You're not imagining you're the guy getting blown. Nor am I imagining giving a blow job. It's more of just like a feeling. It's like it's just a part of this

It's just hot To be a guy Yeah but also like You're I don't That's not really part of it Maybe that didn't kind of masculine a shit like that What happened? Yeah I don't know

They're all in birth control they prefer feminized men Look it up But are those men feminine too? And who invented birth control Exactly Yes The Rockettlers Whoa

Whoa How did you see it I'm trying to make this video I have to go Dude, stop. Stop trying to make this the biggest podcast we've ever done. What are you doing? Talking about the one thing that gets views on the internet right now.

Calm down. Don't let us start talking about Argentina and the wild park. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, so you're not visualizing yourself as one of them. No, it's not so simple. It's just like, oh my God, this is hot.

Damn, that felt like a shot. Yeah, it was kind of like how we watched porn is simple. It's complicated the way we watched porn. To be honest. Yeah, it ain't complicated. Yeah, that looks too small for that to go in there. Oh, it got in there? Oh, my right.

It's a spill. It's more about science. Okay. Okay, so again, what is hot about it? What isn't hot about it is my question? Like, I'm in a different world where I'm like, that is good. Like, my friends are barking at the TV. Really?

So then would you be with a guy that's by? Would I? I mean. I had. Well, I thought they dropped the handbook. I don't get it. I just don't get it.

He thought he got it. He thought he didn't even to check me. He thought it was lost up. She's like, yeah, I'm doing that every day. That's fair. She's pants. You're not pants. She's pants.

That's right. Can't be pan. What are you? What is pants? Pan is a woman that love to cook. Just one of the guys. Just one of the guys. That sounds kind of pan, to be honest with you.

No! Is it pants or pans? Pants. It's Pam. It's Pam. It's really cool. Pam. Pam sexual.

Okay. So, okay, pansexuality. This sounds exactly like what you just said. Yeah, that is what? This is you. How are you denying you? We don't want to put labels on anybody. I do.

Listen, if you want to. I just came in. We got to figure this shit out. It's rules. I was going to happen to it. I was got nail polish. I was got nail polish. Guys, feet broke the burning man.

Goes back to New York. Now, if we really want to throw it back to the 1970s, Tanya's going to go on that mic and shut this whole shit down. So we have to hold one second. No, no, no, no, no, don't let it get that mic just yet. Okay. So just out of curiosity. There was a point in time. There was a point in time where, at least when I was growing up, I think if a girl knew that a guy had done something with another guy, maybe even in the past, they were not as attracted to that guy.

And you're saying, like, in your generation, that is kind of... I'm kind of an outlier with my friends. Like, my sister, like, would never hook up with a black guy. That's, like, a rule she has. Well, I didn't even bring that up at all. In my... Some people have that rule. But I like how...

I like how you're saying, sucking a dick is the same as being black. No, she said, bye guy. Bye, guy. Oh, they said black guy. You listen. You said black guy. You can't have racial.

I thought you just brought up your... My sister would never date a black guy. And none of you guys battened up fucking life. She said bisexual. I thought said bye guy. I thought you said black guy. And we wouldn't bat it on. It's probably true.

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There's no judgment. There's no judgment. We're moving to this way. We're moving to Greenland. Okay. Okay. So if a guy was like, yeah, you know, I've hooked up with some dudes,

whatever like that, but I also like chicks, there's no, that there's no knock at all on him? No. I'd be like, great. I'm fucking a gay guy. That's cool. But you also see him as gay. Yeah, I mean, I work here. That's a good point.

That's a good point. That is a good point. She'd massed her own closed-mindedness for a second and put it on us. Don't do that. That's you. That was genius. That's you. Okay.

Okay. Hold on now. You see the world properly in one way. Okay. I agree. I can see things as gay the way you guys do. I just don't see it as a negative. But we don't see it as negative.

You don't? No. Because we don't hook up. up with them no matter what. So if somebody's gay or straight, it doesn't matter to us because we're not attracted to them. Right. So you're thrilled your son is gay. I wouldn't be thrilled if he was straight or gay. Good. Yeah. Being thrilled he's gay, I feel like means there's something wrong with being straight. And I don't think there's anything wrong being straight. It's kind of performative. It seems performative. This is the performative liberalism that I think

rubs maybe people from our generation the wrong way where you're like so stoked, you're almost like pushing it where it's like, well, if you actually think it's fine, then you're just excited. that he's a good person. That's what I would be excited if he was a good person. That was such a woke answer. I'm really impressed. I'm woke.

Y'all don't realize that we're the real woke ones soon. He's a living, dude. He's fucking lived. You're going to realize where to we're real woke ones. I also grew up in a dance family, guys. You guys just found out about gays.

My neighbor died of AIDS. Okay? This is brand new for y'all. We've been on this gay shit. That's, you know, it's actually the series finale of Vieter. And vendors. I don't think we made it to the series finale.

He was canceled. I see you cut it. Okay, so, okay, just so we understand it. So it doesn't affect it at all and guys are more confident sharing these things. Because there might have been a time when we were growing up where if a guy did do some gay shit and then they're like, I don't really kind of want to do that. They would never share it with a girl because they'd be concerned that a girl would judge them. Yeah, I think by men feel like the most prejudiced.

Like, they feel like people aren't into their whole vibe. Because it's like halfway to gay. And gay are not straight enough for the straight. Like not straight enough for the gay girls. Like being in and bi-racial. You often hear that from black biracial. Yes, it's like you're not black enough for the black community. You're not white enough for the white community.

So you're kind of in the middle. I'm not going to speak on the black community. I'll give you an example. I thought you worked in this office. Exactly. This white office where we throw around the top. How are we a white office? Like, who's white here besides me and Mark?

I'm not white. But the whole office. Who's white? like look around he's Puerto Rican he's he's Puerto Rican shift he's Mexican Al I'm he can't be Puerto Rican Shifty Shifty's Mexican he speaks Spanish He's Indian

Shifty not Mexican Dob is African You guys are stressed They're from the continent of Africa Yeah this is African Can I tell you something very honest This is the thing I notice White people don't think Jewish people are white

we think they're white and Jewish people are like, we're white and white people are like, no, you're not. There's a very funny thing. They're interracial, like the same. They don't, we're like, no, y'all are white. And they're like, yeah, we are.

And white people are like, no, no, no, no. Except your brothers, bro. No, I'm just saying that that's, there's no white people's audience. He was like, everybody. It's just being Akash. That's it. You think that Shifty's a white guy?

Shifty's white. Shifty, aren't you from Mexico? But it's like, yeah. But now, he doesn't speak a ton of language. There's no fucking ice raid or whatever here. You don't have a car anyway, so you're safe. Yeah.

Too soon? Anyway, the point being, there's no negative, there's no negative attachment whatsoever if a guy's like I'm by. No, and honestly, I think I implore all those straight boyfriends to watch this with your girl. It'll just be fun for everybody. All right. To follow up on that. Yeah.

On Al's point. if your girl watches this, not your girl, is hypothetical, this is a whole different world, you live in a different dimension. Yeah. You watch us with a girl, she gets all horned up, she, but you guys have sexual activities after.

How does that make you feel? You gay by association. You know, let's, you know that. Y'all watch that together. You just watch an episode, and then you go straight to the bedroom. Yeah. Nah.

But you're having straight, Yeah, having sex with a moment is straight. But she got turned on by watching gay guys. But why are you watching it with her? But fucking. Whatever it takes. Nah, I could do it. It's good.

I was jokingly saying I'd watch the show on our call yesterday, and now I'm like, nah. It's really so good. You should watch it. I don't believe it's good. Front of the cabin, 100%. I think girls are overlooking that it's probably not a good show because they're... Oh, it's a shit show. The dialogue is garbage.

There you go. But then they're banging. awesome. Yeah. And also, if you say it's not good. Everyone's watching shit shows. Everyone's watching Landman saying it's terrible. What streamer is that on? ESPELM out. No, we really... Hold on. Hold on a second.

Shifty, I need you to chime in over here. Are we really going to talk shit about Landman right now? I hear it's not good. What's Landman? It's White TV. It's Republican TV. It's Fire, bro. It's... Maga got a show. It's Maga got a show. The only shows that work on TV.

What they did right? This is Taylor Sheridan. He's a guy to Yellowstone. What's that movie that's fire? Hell or High Water. He's fucking a genius. He's a literal genius. But what he did, what he does so brilliantly is he only cast hot chicks.

So every girl in the show is a dime. Even smart women in the show are hot. Which is, it's obviously fiction. There's a lawyer in the show who's like a 10 out of 10, which has never happened in the history of female lawyers. But 10 out of 10 is super hot Every girl's super hot and every guy's ugly And it is like a guy's dream to watch

Super Hot chicks be attracted to ugly That sounds exactly like heated rivalry Yeah Headed rivalry is two fucking smoke shows Bangin all the time That's why women like it Yeah Where's the ugly guy who shouldn't be able to get laid

And then he's getting laid But it's a woman's fantasy It's a woman's fantasy Yeah But that's what Taylor Sheridan creates Oh you're saying the hook is that the guy Gets the hot girl I thought you were saying

we just like looking hot. No, no, no, no, no. It's like the ugly guy who relate to. I got shit on Adam Saylor. I'm just saying he cast really hot women as his wives. I laugh. Who's the hottest woman he cast? He married Jennifer Aniston.

They're like in Hawaii. Multiple. Yeah, no, Jennifer Anderson got it. I think she's a, I think she's a pretty good-looking girl. She was like America's sweetheart. Yeah, she's like so much. No, she's beautiful. She's beautiful.

She's beautiful. She's not the lawyer from fucking. In that movie, he's also... Come on now. In that movie, he leaves Brooklyn Decker for her, who is a literal sports illustrated swimsuit model. Yeah, that is actually realistic. That makes sense.

That he leaves that girl for Jennifer. You're going to be with some sports illustrated model? No, that's just for a little good time. He gets engaged to that girl who's... Okay, gorgeous. The point that I was rejecting, I completely take back, and I was wrong. You were right. That's what Adam Saylor did brilliantly, and that's why he is a genius.

Okay, there you go. Yes, you're 100% right. This is what we want to see at the end of the... the day. Grove. And by the way, I'm talking all this shit about ice skating show. Also, by the way, if they're gay, if the show is about ice skating, it's not hockey. But I watched the talented Mr. Ripley last night.

Is that gay? That's the first ice skating show. You guys never seen Talented Mr. Ripley? Matt Damon? Oh, my God. Phenomenal. This movie is it ice skating? Phenomenal.

No, it's not ice skating. But there's like some homosexual undertones. But this is back in the day where they just kind of like tease it, but they don't show it. Was it before? Broke back? Yeah, broke back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like Matt,

this is like a couple of years after Goodwill hunting. Jude Law is in it. Also, what a piece, Jude Law was. Oh, handsome. He gave balding men everywhere, hope. Yes. Gave balding men everywhere. Yeah, with that little receding hairline.

Yeah. Okay, somehow Alex got out of this conversation. It's just awesome. The boys talking about men now. Let's talk about girls. You just said Jude Law is hot. She left in the men being hot comp. Yeah, I know.

I get it. Okay. What is this? I don't get it. Is Kalshi outs for... I don't get it. What? Outstanding performance by an ensemble and a drama.

Oh, is this nominated? Where's Landman? Negative 1%. All right. Maybe it'll... Maybe it'll pull around at the end. What does Kalshi know? You know what I mean?

Yeah, what the hell is Kalshi know? All right? You guys want to watch the pit? Oh, someone's going to die. They don't. Isn't that every show in the hospital? Don't we get it? I have no idea what the pit.

It is. It's a medical drama. Is it like the new ER? It's ER, right? Oh, okay. But is there anything unique about it or different? The episode is one hour long. It's one hour of content. Like the timeline of the show is one hour. Do they do C-sections?

24 was like that. That was kind of dumb. Yo, Shifty. Mic-up Shifty. If you retardbacks on his pot, Shifty going to call you out. Okay? Miles Rit-Torkeptych. Max, just right there for one second.

You did retard Max. You said the show is one hour of peanut butter. There's one hour of peanut butter. It's like 24. One hour long, it's one hour of content. You know, take this nut, peanut. You ordered it weirdly, but yeah.

Don't do that. Within the story, it's one hour. You meant that it's an hour of real time. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. There was a show. There's a very famous show called 24. Yeah.

It did that effectively. Yeah. Yeah. And then another show called Adolescence. Oh, yeah. Also did that. The famous, like, Wonner show. It's all one shot.

And that kid just won a Golden Globe. He did when a Golden Globe. Oh, he did. Oh, shot. He was a lot. What about the dad? The dad did. The dad got some, too.

Dad wrote it. Dad wrote the shit. Really? That actor? Stephen Graham. Beast. Wow. Beastal.

Yeah. But you wouldn't give him credit because he doesn't look the part. Fucking unbelievable, dude. Unbelievable the world we live in. Black Hollywood is running. It is crazy. And the guy who made the music for Wakanda,

white guy, and the music for sinners, white guy. We don't give no credit to Ludwig. No. Why can't we celebrate when white people make the best African music ever? Why can't we celebrate? Ludwig von Gorinson. Why can't we celebrate? Nah, pull him up.

You heard his name. You just won a Golden Globe, bro. They gave the white man a golden globe for sinners. Pull it up. The only, the only. The only God of win the Golden Globe for sinners was a white man. Hollywood doing that thing. Look at him.

Oh, he's like me. Oh, my God. He does look heller like Marks. Yeah, that's tough. Nah, he makes bangers. Dude, Wakanda forever, though. That's Wakanda for ever. He used AI.

No, this is, look at, that's Wakanda. That's sinners, bro. Wow. He did Wakanda. He did sinners. He looks like. Asher Roth. Shout out Asher.

A goat. But this is beautiful. We're all working together, and it's merit-based. This is what we want. Nothing wrong with that. Yes. Does he bring dildos to the office, though? Maybe.

What's wrong with that? Who knows? What is wrong with bringing dildos to the office? Six inches. We're not shooting this fucking hockey show. Sorry they don't have the fucking slenderness at the base that you do. Yes. Your dick gets skinnier towards the bottom?

Slightly. Shived like a football? It like opens up. It's like a nerd. It's like a nerd football, dude. Not that dramatic. But what does it look like? Like a nuke from fallout?

Yeah. Like a snake after a meal? What does it look like? What does it look like, dude? Black steak mode. This is MLK's vision, bro. This is fine. You like MLK, right?

Can we be supportive of this? I am supportive of it. You like MLK, right? I don't believe it. If a black dude did the music for, friends, wouldn't you be excited about that? Wouldn't we celebrate that? What music massage?

You think a white guy was keeping that beat? That's true. You think a white guy? That's true. Yeah, nobody. Yeah, you couldn't. I couldn't even do it. He couldn't even do it.

All right, all right. Okay. I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you. Sometimes you guys got it. Do you know what MLK's birth first name was? Shut up, Mark. Do you know?

What was it? MLK's real name. He got his tattooed on his arm. He got a tattooed I want to see that cover up You might know He might know He might know

He don't know What's his How's scared me What's his What's his last Yeah Yeah Yeah

What's Martin Luther King's birth name Okay Look it up Joey I don't know Do I need to know? Oh man It's a random question How's tattoo

We're going from Martin Amalgam Very fast What is this real birth name? His real birthday name is Michael. Oh. Yeah. What's so crazy about that? That was an anti-comatical.

It's just an interesting fun fact. That's all. Yeah. I just figured everyone knew that. Michael King Jr. Yeah. But I did not know that. You know Malcolm's last name?

Well, before we move on to that, why did he change his name to Martin Luther then? I think him and his dad, like, wait, is this his son? I don't know. Maybe I thought that's where you're going with. No, no, no. I mean, the truth is kind of boring. But I think he, like, just was inspired by the Reformation that Martin Luther led to vindicate the Christian faith. I've heard about that. And where was that Martin Luther from? He was German.

When did he decide? What year did he decide? After a trip, in what year? Wait, a second. Hold on. Wait, I'm feeling, hold on. Hold on. Wait, hold on, Shifty. Go. Was it in the 1930s, maybe? Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on one second. I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't know where. I'm going to stop doing this.

I'm going to start doing this. I see it. Went to Germany in the 1930s. He had some great ideas. I didn't know this part. And then immediately changed his name to a white man. Oh, my God. this one off the rails my bad guys

I'm just I'm just saying it's another example of German and black greatness coming together Yes German and blacks coming together Just you'll make wins a gold In Germany yep That's great

Damn right Another wrong with that Yeah Mm-hmm You know According to certain podcasts They'd say that Jesse was treated Like a king out there

That's what people have said That's what people are saying This is all propaganda Mm I don't know What I'm sorry Jesse Owens was a... No, I don't know the pot.

Okay, what else we got, boys? What else we got? Oh, uh... Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Archaj, go. All right, so I have a camera person. He...

Oh, my God, this is fantastic. He handles all my editing, all my content. He was ahead of my content. He called me like a month ago. And he was like, hey, man, I need to come clean about something. I had a gambling addiction. I worked through it.

I just want to let you know. And, you know, I owed some money, but everything's taken care of. I said, okay. Nice. That's great. Good for him. No. No, no, no, no, no.

Oh, okay, okay, no. Not Big Kev. Okay. I won't say this guy's name, but I'm, yeah. So I'm like, okay, hey, that's all good. You met him when we were in Abu Dhabada. Yeah, yeah. I was like, okay, hey, that's all good.

You recovered? He asked me for a Kalshi promo code. Did you know that? I never told you that. He was like, yeah, what is the promo codes for Kalshi? I was like, oh, I'll get you one. But as time passes, the edits are looking a little sloppy. They're coming late.

I'm starting to get concerned. I call the guy that he works with who's a responsible guy, realtor, whatever. I'm like, hey, man, I'm starting to feel weird. This guy has all my camera equipment. I need you to find a way to get it back from me because they're both not in New York. They're international. They come from Canada. So he's like, all right, man, let me see what I could do.

I get a text from the former addict texting me. He goes, dog, I would never steal your equipment. That's crazy. I start feeling so guilty. I say, oh, man, how could I accuse him with that guy? performed, he worked through it. I get a text 10 days later. I'm doing a gig for Crackin, Shouts to Cracken, that was great. But I get

a gig at 3 in the morning. Hey man, I'm sorry. All of your equipment is at a pawn shop right now. Three different pawn shops. You know how hard it was for me and not shared in Toronto area? You know how hard it was? Oh, three, all my drives. I was all of my show. Not hired

in America. Not just the camera. How do you get? Yo, that's facts. These H-1Bs, bro. That's what you get. H-H-1Bs. Higher American. You got a high-American. L-G-B-TQs from America. American would never do that. Now, he might fuck the audio and video of every single time. But you would gift your cameras.

Yeah, you're the cameras. You would get the cameras. He said I went to a pawn shop, which sounds like minority behavior. If I got to be honest. I feel like the whites do the pawn shop. You got the thing? I think the whites are the polls. It's a mix of both.

It's a mix of both. It's just some real poor shit. Son. So all my drives, all my shows, any clip on upload, gone. So I call this guy. And I'm trying not to lose my mind by a guard. Are you fucking kidding me? You know what's crazy?

I go, you know what's crazy? You text me 10 days ago tell me you would never steal my equipment. I believe you. I feel fucking guilty that. And then he goes, I swear to God, he goes. It's the playoffs. No, no, no, he goes, I didn't steal it. I pawned it.

I was like, oh, fuck me in my face. How different? Oh, how different? And he got mad at me. He was like, I just can't understand how you don't see the difference. I was like, dog. He just had to get his money back. He just got to buy it back.

He was about to win. He was about to win. We're about to win. We're about to be rich, huh, gosh. We're about to be rich. Why are you getting on him? He's making a play room. Yeah, Landman is down now for the Golden Globe,

but you don't know what could happen, bro. We got a year. He's a phenomenal. We got a year. Peanut butter. I had to pay, and I'm calling the pawn chops he went to, like, hey, this guy stole my equipment. I need to get it back.

And they're like, he didn't steal it. He pawned it. They're like, well, we need him to come in because we need proof that is his, or that is not his, whatever. As far as we know, it's his. So he got to go in and get the equipment back. That's actually really funny to empathize with a pawn shop.

Like, a pawn shop exists for people with addictions to sell shit that's not fair. And you call them like, it's not even his. Like, they're supposed to be like, oh, we'll just return now. This has never happened here before. I'm saying, I'll give you the money, but I can't trust that guy to get my equipment again. And they're like, well, I don't know what to tell you. And they're like, do you have receipts? And I'm like, yeah, I could find receipts.

And they're like, all right, let me call you back. I call six times that don't. get a call back. They don't give a fuck, dude. They're just like, and it's not even they're being shaded. It's like, I don't give a fuck about your little international. I got to ship this internationally, even if you give me the money, get the fuck out of here. I'm not doing that. So I had to figure out a way. It took all weekend. I was panicking all weekend. Sorry, I ignored your phone calls, huh? Should have hit up Hoss. I should have hit up Hoss. I should have hit up Hoss. Well, but then he would have needed the guy to go in.

Uh-huh. And I don't, I think Hoss would have wound himself, gotten to himself in trouble. Fair enough. So to protect Hoss. I had the guy's, the guy's business. partner who's like, like I said, a responsible guy. He dragged him to the pawn shop and this. But anyway, how fucking sad is this, bro? I mean, on the real. I was just checking him with our cuts because he wasn't checking it with me with my child. So I was making sure he was okay.

And he had to send a single message my way. It's cool. You ignore me trying to hang out. I did. I did. This seems justified. He has another problem. I had issues, dude.

It was a real thing. So where is the status with the camera from him? So now that guy, you know, it's also crazy. The guy who took upon the equipment was like, oh, I needed to pay my my business partner back guy, because he had apparently taken his credit cards, maxed them out, wrung a crazy debt to him. Do you know what he's gambling on? I got to know.

I don't know. But this is what's gamble responsibly. I have a problem of gambling, but do that shit. Here's the thing about gambling addiction. Drink, I grew up with alcoholics. You drink enough. You'll just die. You drink too much.

Heroin, you do too much. You'll just die. Gambling, whatever I can get my hands on, I can just lose it. Yeah, but now he's probably sucking dick. I hope so, yo. I hope he is. Yeah. You got to make that money.

I'll be sucking dick for parley's. I want that for you. I want that. I want that. I want that. This guy's an addict. He's going through it. I'm trying to be empathetic.

It didn't happen. I'm going to be honest with you, bro. I'll be an extra in heat of rivalry right now. Sucking dick to gamble is crazy. That's insanity. Because like food addiction, right? Like nobody's so addicted to sex, they want to suck dick for it. And that's sex.

Wait, hold on. Like if you're a straight dude, you're addicted to sex. No, they do gay shit. Just because they're so addicted to sex? Yeah. That's addiction. Yeah. I believe it.

Yeah. Now, that's addiction, well, that's addiction. But gambling, like, is anybody sucking dick to put money on the game? I hope so. Yes. If it is. I truly hope so. 100%.

We need a betting market on topsy for that shit immediately. Can we put a market up for your boy? Yeah, I would love that. Yeah, odds on whether or not he's sucking dick. You'll probably lie about it. Because he told me he stole my shirt. shit and pawned it. He pawned my shit so he could pay this guy back.

That guy was like, he didn't pay me back. So that's why, because I was like, I don't believe you. There's no reason you would steal my shit to pay back this guy that you're so close. This guy's going to sue Akos for defamation. I didn't say his name. No, but he's going to do it anyway. And somehow Akash is going to lose. Somehow Akka is going to spend a quarter million dollars in a lawsuit and lose to the guy who sold all his camera according to a pawns.

Suddenly hit me four days later. He's like, I'll pay you back as soon as I go. get on my feet. I was like, you ain't getting on your fucking feet. I didn't even respond. This is this dumb asses-examined me. Poor guy, though. I mean, poor guy. Yeah. He's an addict. He's an addict. Like, you have to treat him like an attic, bro. I hate all of y'all. I hate all of y'all. Your wife is white. Your son's a gay. No due respect. I hate all of you. No due respect. You're too rich for people to feel bad for you, bro. Yeah, it's fun. You're too rich.

Now, if he pawned all of Jaseline's bags, that would be hilarious. That would be fucking allowed. I'm not going to lie, that would be absolutely hysterical. That would be content. But it was really you on the side. Look at the video camera footage. He's got a shy seat on. I don't know what happened in the bags.

Oh, man. Did you even ask about the parlay? Because I feel like before I judge him, I want to know. Yeah, did he? What was he gambled? If he won, I'd have got my shit back. No, you wouldn't because he'd want to gamble more. Like, once you got some heat, you got to keep rolling.

He's got a hot hand. He lost whatever he got. He broke again. But if he loses enough times in a row, he's about to win. Exactly. That's true. You can't lose forever. Yeah.

It's gambling for a reason. It would be called gambling for a reason. Eventually you're going to win. I think we got to let him roll. Call him. Call him up. Hey, we got some cameras in here. Yo, we should invest.

We got to invest some of him. Okay. For real. Call him up. Okay. Tell him. Tell him. I want to put one dicks up on his phone.

Let me memo you a dick suck. How much do you want to pay? No, no. I'm not. I told Lips on him. lips. We're going to pay through gay sexual acts. That's it. Wait, you're going to get your dick sucked? Hold on. White just had a kid, bro. She's cut open. I ain't getting my dick sucking a long time.

You don't want somebody going through something a little desperate. He's going to want it. You think that hockey boys want it? Oh, yeah. This guy. A gambling at it? Fuck. He's feeling lucky. Lucky, dude. Anyway, shout out of Maduro, though. Poor, what the fuck? I don't know.

I want to see this episode of pawn stars. I'm just your guy going in there. Bro, you could be on pawn stars. I feel bad for this guy. Yeah, I feel bad for him too, bro. Al, I hate you. I hate you. I hate your five-inch dick.

I hate everything about you. I hate you. He has a problem. You got to be like, wish of empathy, bro. Wish your compassion. Wait, how did he get the cameras back? I had to have his homie go get.

get it with him and now it's in that his homie's possession but he didn't spend the money yet no he spent all the money so did you put the money up to get i had to pay the money yeah oh wow yeah i had to pay his home me the money yeah to go get it and then i got and the main issue was all my shows and shit were on there like i'm working on a new hour everything is no i'm getting it hopefully this week this nigga just got got by again yes she got twice son you don't you got an old camera you put an opportunity else in canada ha's gonna go to jail who the fuck else who the fuck else You got people. Haas's not going to jail. Haas is good.

Yeah, Haas is good. He's good money. You know how many people we know in Canada? You know how many people we got mad? He got to go with the guy. Yeah, we could send somebody with him that wasn't his partner in crime originally. I don't know. I don't know where the guy lives. I got to figure out where he lives.

Why do you have to figure out where he lives? Do you know where he lives? No. So then why would you have to figure out where he lives? But how does he get the guy to go to the pawn shop? Yeah. The same way he's getting the guy to go to the pawn shop now. The bad guy knows where he lives.

Going to his place. Grab him up. Let's go. If you reach out to a random third party, he's going to be like, all right, where's the guy so we can go to the pawn shop? I feel like,

I feel like we're getting off topic a little bit here. I think what we should be focusing on is this poor guy and what he's going through. Yes, exactly. And I feel like, that's a good point.

I feel like, Ah gosh, when you presented this, what you were really trying to, what you were really trying to speak on is the suffering that this guy is going through. The guy had to sell your camera equipment. You think he wanted to do that?

Yeah. He didn't, you know, going to suffer? He didn't want to mess up this relationship he has with you? Yeah, this is the best things got going for his life. You should have text them back with the hotline for the gamblers.

Yeah. Give him the candlesticks, bro. Jean Valjean. You stole here some more. You need it. You need it, bro. What is that? Son.

Le Mizreble. You've never seen Le Miserables? No. There's a reason why they leave books out in Iraq. Wait, what? There's a reason why they leave books out in the streets in Iraq, man. Is that what? What do you mean?

The man who reads does not steal, and the thief does not read. Come on, bro. Little do they know. The U.S. does both. Give us that. Give us that. Yes. Oh, man.

Well, let's start to go on me. He was cool, too. Yeah, I liked him, man. I think you got to give him a second chance. Yeah, I didn't talk to him. No, I talked to him. We talked about sports a million hours.

Yeah, he was giving us some good. He was talking to me about gambling. No. I swear to God, no lie. I was sitting next to him when he was going to dinner.

And I had no idea. No idea. This kind of hell's fault in a way. What did he, what were you putting a battery in his bag? I don't know. I was just acting like I was paying attention. Now he doesn't know.

He's telling Al, he said, I got all this camera equipment. He goes, yo, you can pawn this shit. I'm taking the under on Al's dick size right now. You're trying to get under Al's dick? Whoa. That's where I hope my home is going to have to beat him.

Send this guy at WTF Media Studios' addresses. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yo, hey, he could probably use a job, actually. He's a talented camera person. You have so much empathy. You should give him a job. That's a great point.

I got guns. That's fine. Whoa. This guy's an addict. You're going to shoot a guy with a mental health issue? No, if he comes in my plate. trying to steal it. No, he just needs a job.

Who said he didn't steal it? He pawned it. Yeah, he's not going to steal your shit. He's going to pawned it. I ain't no bitch. I'm shooting. I don't know. What the hell?

See how you use the N-word to be funny? Comedy device. Damn, bro. Listen, it wasn't. You see how it also didn't really land? Damn, Al. He's taking away your N-word. See, this is why I don't say.

This is why I don't think. I don't think you should be allowed to use it. I don't think you should be allowed to use it because you're just not good at it. I believe that. I believe that. Damn. I believe that. He's just bad.

He's just bad. He's a sucker. He got robbed. He got him to support his addiction. I have empathy. You were right this whole time. Hey, if you need a job,

I'm going to text you. Al's information. I got you. Come through. And then I'll send you all. I'll send you a new studio based on his favorite color. What was the, uh...

I can't today. What's it called? I'm done. What's it called? You know, Patriots. I don't even know what the fuck if it's his Patreon or not. Thank you.

Thank you. We're out. Yo, we're going to continue over on Patreon, man. We love you all. We appreciate y'all. And thank you so much for rocking with us. And we'll see you over at Patreon right now. Gay son of doctor thought, daughter.

You can't even talk. Gay son and doctor. That would have a slap that I got it out. I'll take doctor. That would a slap. Gay son or a doctor? You want a doctor, right? I'm trying.

Right? If he wants to be a doctor. Or she. Damn, I would have slag.