Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz LOVES China’s Lockdown?!

Episode Date: April 12, 2022

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Anger, frustration, outrage. Mass lockdown in Shanghai. Separate children who test positive from their parents. Millions of people are also down to their last rations of food. Well, if you think Wuhan 2020 was bad, welcome to Shanghai. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Mark, cut that off. Cut that Western media propaganda bullshit off, okay?

This is embarrassing. Look, I actually just got back from Shanghai and they told me I could return to America as long as I tell the truth. My name is Andrew Schultz and I love the Chinese lockdown. All right, let's clear up some misconceptions. Are children being separated from their COVID positive parents? Absolutely not. The only way China takes kids away from their parents is with a vacuum. Also, what type of country separates their children from their parents? That's disgusting. The media is saying China used their military to force citizens into isolation.

Bullshit. The Chinese government would never do that unless you're Muslim. Oh, and you know what? I misspoke. Unless you need to learn how to be more patriotic at one of their totally awesome patriotism camp. Now, what about this video of people screaming from their balconies? Hey, racists, that's not screaming. That's singing. Okay. They're not very good at it. In the entire history of China, they've had like two hits,

William Hung drooling on American Idol and I've been working on the railroad. And this video of a drone flying overhead telling people to control your soul's desire for freedom. Guys, this wasn't even in China. This was at Will and Jada's house and the empty fridge on the balcony pic. Pure propaganda.

First of all, every college student in America has a fridge that looks just like that. No? You don't believe me? Let's go to our expert geopolitical analyst, Sagar Anjeti. He's going to confirm everything that I'm saying. Schultz, what the fuck are you talking about? The situation in China is terrible. People are literally- Cut that off. Mark, cut that off. Guys,

sorry about the technical difficulties. We'll get back to Sagar in a second. But look, there are reports of robot dogs telling people to stay in their homes. And mainstream media bros all say the same thing. They started out as real dogs, but then the people ate them. That's racist. Okay. It's also inaccurate. Now, I will admit that there is a horrifying video of bags filled with live cats. And I've heard all the jokes, guys. Oh, this is the first time anyone wrapped up a pussy to stop the spread of a virus. Childish. I'll have you know, just like those cats, China will land on its feet. Yes, a cat has nine lives, but China has got over a billion, and they're willing to lose every single one of them if it prevents even one more COVID death.

Okay, it felt good to get that off my chest and clear up, you know, some of this dangerous misinformation that's been out there in the world, guys. So you just got back from Shanghai? Yeah, yeah, I was in Shanghai for a little bit it was uh it was beautiful and it was awesome and the community and okay am i the only one that seems like this is this is weird this is what are you talking about maybe you i don't know you've been compromised or something are you okay dog like i'm i'm your best friend i want you to tell me i feel great i'm here with you guys and i'm just making sure that we right the wrongs of Western civilization.

So why are you wearing a prison outfit? Why would you assume this is a prison? That's the problem with the lack of cultural exchange. This is just a really cool

state-sponsored home attire. It's leisure wear. It's quarantine chic. This is what everybody wears. And the government doesn't have you under their thumb or anything like that.

They're not making you say things. Why would you think that? Well, there was a sniper. There was a red dot on your forehead. I was doing that to make Akash comfy. Some of us have an appreciation for our friends and family and their cultures. And I was hoping that you guys would understand the Chinese Communist Party's culture by shedding some light on the truth that's out there.

You don't seem like yourself right now. Why do you say that? You just seem like somebody's telling you what to say. Guys, guys, guys. I speak for myself and myself only. Just normally in the past, you've always stood against tyranny and authoritarian governments

and with the people that are being oppressed. Yeah. And right now, you're doing the exact opposite. Right now, you're kind of siding with the government. You don't think that the government's oppressed a little bit with all this propaganda? Imagine what they did. They're working hard every single day to save all these lives.

And then all it is is people in the West making jokes. That's a good point. No one ever thinks about the dictator. Yeah, the dictator. It's hard for them. It's hard to be a tyrant. It's hard to be a dictator. And it's hard to put 26 million people inside their homes for their own safety.

Exactly, yeah. Can we stop now for just a second? We're stopping down. Okay. we'll stop recording if we need hey hey just for the just for the sake of a like a just having a good conversation for the podcast yeah we'll edit this out have a real conversation so what do you really think is happening guys it's really fucked up over there yeah it's really fucked up crazy shit right dude they it wasn't even cats in those bags what was it it was actually uyghurs wow they thought that americans would be more sympathetic to their plight if they dress up as animals ah they're furries as furries okay i didn't know

they were furry they're actually furries they are furries yeah okay yeah yeah yeah and it's kind of working a little bit yeah yeah holy shit i mean white people in america care way more about animals than human life than anything in the whole world that's the thing they care the most about and it's just like they wouldn't let me come back unless i said this but bro how's your asshole did they like test you yeah you all right bro no it was crazy and they didn't even use the swabs dude they were going straight fingers man it was unbelievable wow they tested your prostate for some COVID. Yeah, they really did.

And I was like, you thought you had a Chinese finger trapped. Why don't you give me a COVID test and I'm going to teach you all about that. Yeah, I was snatched up, dude. Yeah. Hey, look, man. I'm glad you're safe. Oh, fuck, guys. We had a real conversation.

Yeah, we got you back. We got you. They're safe with us. We love you. Okay, did we get the sniper out of you? Yeah, the sniper's gone. Dude, you're safe. We love you. We'll never put this out in danger of you. It's not going to happen. Okay, did we get the sniper out of you? Yeah, the sniper's gone. Dude, you're safe. We love you.

We'll never put this out in danger. It's not going to happen. Okay, all right. Well, is there anything you guys want to know or would like to share about what's happening right now? Yeah, these drones are sending some pretty fucking crazy messages. Yeah, your soul doesn't want freedom. That seems fucking crazy.

Now, is that actually true, though? Because I don't speak Mandarin or Cantonese or whatever the language was. I don't know. How do we know that's actually what the thing is saying? That was verified to me by someone who also doesn't speak Mandarin. Yeah, I know. I haven't asked a single Asian person about this.

I just want to let you know. Can I be honest with you? I feel like somebody on Twitter would speak Mandarin and be like, yo, this is bullshit. That's not what they're saying. And I didn't see that in the first comments. Yeah. So I feel like it's true.

You know what I mean? That's a good point. Twitter would have fact checked it. Bro, but what if we got one of those drones for like Puerto Rican neighborhoods and like after 11 o'clock

it's like, please, you know, try to resist your soul's desire to play music. Like, it's not.

That won't work, bro. Puerto Ricans would hijack that shit. Yeah, hijack it. They're just gonna play a boombox and play reggaeton

in my fucking apartment. God damn it that would be lit right there soup it up like a Honda it's just got Puerto Rican flags

hanging down how is this drone lowered like how is that even possible like it flies you're gonna see it at the parade next year just fucking flying through

it is kind of crazy though what's been happening out there yeah it's nuts and so I was talking to Sagar and he was saying a couple uh saga and uh he was saying a couple interesting things and so he goes he goes um the the vaccine that they have is apparently

50 effective i think bloomberg put it's called the sinovac or something like that and a lot of the old people there they're like the least vaccinated old population right so like south america is more vaccinated old population why why that was because they bought the their own propaganda the old people said there's not going to have one person who has covid so what's the point of the vaccine right but can't they just force their population to get vaccinated they can 100 but if there's nobody with covid you don't need to get it if their real policy they believe this remember these this policy happened with the first wave delta omicron came it's way more uh contagious yeah like a thousand times more contagious so and again i'll say what you want about the vaccine but like in terms of old people

it is going to keep old people alive there's no doubt yeah and especially when omicron came out and it was so easy to pass so that's what they're dealing with right now they're just dealing with a super easy to pass on version of it. And Sagar had a funny point. He goes, the one upside is gas is like 30 cents cheaper. I go, what are you talking about? They're the biggest importer in the world. They're not driving. There's 26 million people just sitting in their apartments.

So we're looking at the pump. It's down in the fours again. We're like, okay. That's solid. That's a fair trade, I think. That's a fair trade. That's Chinese government oppressing their people. It ain't got nothing to do with us.

Yeah. I mean, that's fine. Keep your people locked up, I think. That's a fair trade. That's Chinese government oppressing their people. It ain't got nothing to do with us. Yeah. I mean, that's fine. Keep your people locked up, I think. Just the war in Russia is over then. Yeah, exactly. I agree with you. Just the war in Russia. But it is kind of wild, right?

Yeah. And the dog thing is crazy. So yeah, explain the dog thing, though, because there's a little more to this. Well, I only understood it as they're sending this thing out. It also has the microphone taped on its back, which seems super a little janky oh i thought you're talking about what uh taking the the pets oh yeah i mean that's crazy yeah yeah so basically like there's all these videos swirling around like we won't put them here just because they're kind of graphic but like basically like covet positive people get their dogs taken from them and killed yeah is what

like the news like western media is is saying yeah yeah and basically because they're putting them in a quarantine for two weeks or however long it is so the dog's gonna die anyway so they just take care of it for you yeah yeah and i think that's what the cats in the bags were is also cats can transmit covid apparently so like anything they would these motherfuckers would dog would never do that shit dog would die of COVID before it gives it to you. This is how the Black Plague started. They tried to kill all the cats because they thought

the cats were spread. It was actually the rats. Black's gotta be the Black Plague, Mark. Why can't it be the bubonic plague? Why you gotta racialize it? Fine, the plague. Thank you. The plague.

The one plague. I mean, all plagues matter. Okay, that's why I was just... Let's just not use any colored plague. Okay? But no, like the... But they did the wrong thing by killing the cats.

Exactly. The cats would have killed the rats. Uh- exactly wait wait why are they doing again the cats aren't gonna kill if there's a plague you don't kill cats that's just like rule number one of plagues yeah but the rats aren't spreading at this time this is what we think yeah oh it's the same mistake twice history never repeats itself you're calling them rats yeah dude that was a little bit that was a little far... That was a little far, dude. I mean, I was imprisoned by the Chinese government, and even I wouldn't call them rats, dude. I mean, it depends the year. You know, there are certain years where maybe it's okay.

People born in that year, myself included. I believe it was 83, the year of the rat. Yeah, oh, really? I think we should look it up. Okay, I'll check it out. Did you guess that? He confirmed it and both of you guys are just going on 100 oh dude you're the pig 84 year of the rat uh let

me check 84 is the year of the rat that explains my teeth though you're the rat really it all adds up but anytime there's a policy that's like sloganized like war on blank it just means people are getting fucked over oh that's a great point like war on covid like if it's an war on like an abstract war on crime like war on drugs war justifies whatever yeah yeah action is necessary it's like an abstract thing it's like what does that even mean war on covid like that basically means war on people that happen to have covid that are asymptomatic and living in their apartment is that they're calling it a war on covid that's like basically the rhetoric essentially yeah i don't know if they've sloganized it that way but that's the vibe i guess yeah it's giving war on drugs or it's like all right it's giving more

it's serving war yeah it is that is that is funny like once they establish once they throw a war into the conversation it justifies anything after. Yeah, I'm sorry. We've got to knock down some doors. It's a war on drugs. We've got to just break into people's homes and see if they have anything underneath their mattresses because we're at war. Is it crazy that overall I think this could end up being good? Why? Because I think

people need to really open their eyes. How long can we turn a blind eye to how fucked the Chinese government is and how dangerous it is that it's getting so powerful? I think we we need to if the american public starts to be like yo this is fucking crazy there might be political pressure in a good way to stop being so easy on government stop allowing companies to export everything to china and pipe all manufacturing jobs out there etc it could be good if we start to open our eyes to how fucked Chinese government is. Yo, that's really interesting. Outside of just how fucked Chinese government is to people, but like how fucked it is to business.

So like if you're building your products, right? In, was it Shenzhen or what was one of these places that is built like absolutely everything for us and they shut the whole fucking city down. But if you're building there and you know that they have a zero COVID policy, for your security of your business, you don't want to make sure that your shit is made in a factory that could be shut down in a heartbeat of two people who have COVID. You want to put your,

you want to make your products in like Florida. Yeah. Like, right? Like you want your clothing put together in a place where there is no chance in the world it's going to be shut down because of COVID.

And a lot of meth. That gets you going double time. Let's go. Yeah, exactly. Get to showing. Yeah. Yeah, two positives. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I like that. But no, for real, business-wise, that's going to fuck them. Yeah, 100%. 100%. If you had American manufacturing, especially in red states, you'd still be going. I wonder if capitalistic greed starts to cut in. I wonder if China shifts their policy because they have to compete with these other countries that are offering the cheap labor.

Right? So they're like, we will lose factory jobs to India because India is just going to stay open. Yeah, theoretically. I don't know if they have stayed open. I think they're getting pretty tough on COVID too. But not the same way. Pussy, son. Yeah, stay open

dude stay open let's go bro i agree breathe you're gonna catch a cold say again you're gonna have to catch a cold yeah zero covid is like zero allergies like what are you fighting at this point yeah i mean you give me oh i'm gonna get a sniff allergy yeah what are we doing i like how we're just on the cusp of talking shit about covid because like 38 38, we're like, ah, we don't got to worry about this. And then you get to 48 and it's like, I mean, zero COVID would be a nice policy. It would be. But there you're old. We got 10 more years of shit talking.

Yeah, I don't give a fuck about no 68-year-old. Like, that's on you to stay safe. I want your parents. Stay safe. I'm telling my parents, get boosted. Put it on them. But I can't expect all of America

to change their policies on my parents my parents don't even like going out what 68 year old do you know loves being out in the world like that

they gotta go to the grocery store and they gotta see their friends on fucking bingo night or whatever that's it OJ Simpson

OJ wants to be out he's like though how old is he he's like 70 still partying at the clubs OJ killed enough people that if he died

at 68 we'd all be like me ain't no ain't no i don't gotta protect oj i'm not gonna mask up to protect oj he's innocent bro chill out he literally is that motherfucker could die either way be honest with you he lived a good life he did actually he lived a full-ass life oj died today nobody would say damn man oj didn't get to live oj won a heisman killed a white girl what else is there to do yo this guy lived his life that's a good point honestly i mean it's the pinnacle of success those are akash's dreams things he could never get away with things i could never accomplish 2 000 yards in a season killing two white people in one sitting

like it's crazy. This guy lived. But those are the toughest things for you. Athletic achievement. Athletic achievement. And letting a white girl get close enough to you where you could catch her. All right, big guy. I'm glad to have you back.

I'm glad that you came back. Thank you guys so much. Don't worry, we'll edit it out. It's not going to make it in. Oh, thank God, man. I really appreciate you guys, dude. Hey, man, we're here for you. Thank you, brother thank you brother the fit is fire though you just need a matching yankee hat and then you'll be good i'll be good you look like stanley yellnats bro who's that that's

yo yo you look like you you look like holes right now it's an old shia labouf movie oh yeah we got to go dig in the in the desert yeah yeah yeah i wasn't about that that movie was fire say again now we're actually putting our shit in real holes bro you fucking virgins you know what i mean like dorks the movie was about digging holes not putting stuff in holes oh i thought you had to fill the holes i thought the aliens made the whole shit oh yeah i love that shit all right boys um we had an eventful weekend okay and so did akash oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah akash was struggling and just living it out on instagram anyway let's let's get to this okay akash what happened bro

what happened all right so i'm supposed to fly to tampa thursday night yeah get to the airport yeah kev camera guy texts me he says brody flight is canceled i'm like what the fuck i just got here yeah all good i get on the phone with united you know i mean i'm 1k let's get another flight she says everything is gone she checks out of philly it's gone she checks landing in orlando it's gone on friday i'm like let's fly out the next day nothing there's nothing so i'm freaking out a bit and then my wife is like yo don't worry about it she was supposed to fly in the next day on friday to see me she already had a ticket booked she's like i'll just give you the reservation so i'm like oh i'm good i'm straight i go home relaxed one ticket pops up on a delta flight i tell dushar book that in your name because you got an account

and we'll give it to kevin if we can and we're good i go home talk to delta the customer bitch is like you can't do that i can't switch reservations so i don't have that flight oh no i'm freaking the fuck out and then i'm like all right if i have my wife cancel the flight can you just book it for her and she's like no i can't do that so i have my wife cancel the flight i got my phone open i say the second you cancel it tell me and i'll book i've tried a book there's no tickets popping up no tickets popping up i call customer service back, yo, someone bought the ticket that fast. Wow. In that second. Why was that?

No, like people who are waiting for the flight to open up. Standby? Yeah, standby. They're already on the list before. Oh. Yeah. So you just get it immediately. Yeah.

But it was 9 a.m. the next day. Or no, 11 a.m. the next day. And I'm on there like midnight. If they're on a list. They like bought a standby. So it's like. So that's what fucked me. Yeah. Dumbass. So I'm also. Fucking idiot. Why'd you do that? if they're on a list they like bought a standby so it's like so that's what fucked me yeah

dumbass so I'm also fucking idiot you think they're the first persons ever wanted to be on a flight when there was no tickets well you didn't know either you said why are you laughing

I knew I was just letting Al say it cause he laughed at your dumbass my agent texted me like yo there's a long fucking idiot you thought you could outsmart Delta

small fucking he's like I'm just waiting for that sneaker drop I got it that's a sneaker drop you said yeah I call customer service back and i'm like what happened she goes somebody bought the ticket next time just call us and cancel the ticket we'll cancel the ticket and rebook it for you i said the last bitch said she couldn't do that she goes yes we can oh wow so i got fucked wow then i get a

text it's like yo there's a flight and all these customer services like y'all people no no these are not indian that's what's fucking me that's the problem with 1k is they connect you to americans you get too high status they think you don't deserve indian i won indian let me talk to sanjay we got this yeah i'm trying to book tickets on southwest with two layovers legit entering my credit card info as it's available. I'll press purchase. Ticket's gone. I didn't know what happened. Apparently, we had stormy weather and there was a big storm in Tampa.

So everything got fucked and everything got pushed. So then randomly a 9 a.m. flight pops up. I booked that immediately. It's like $2,000. I don't give a fuck. Let me get there. Wake up the next morning. That flight is canceled.

So Dushar's got his 3 p.m. on Delta. And I'm like, let's call customer service to the right hour and a half wait as soon as we get connected cog is disconnected we call back wait another hour and a half lady answers the phone and she's like yeah i can help you with this let me just cancel through char's ticket and then i'll book you on it cancels the char's ticket cog is disconnected again no and then we try to book and the flight his flight is canceled and we can't book oh so now i'm fucked on friday shows there's nothing i nothing i could do no tickets nobody's making it anywhere i say let's move all the shows of saturday whoever can move move we'll figure out shows i get a 2 p.m on jet blue last flight i can find and it's supposed to land at like 5 15 i'm

like i'm gonna be good for saturday shows that flight gets delayed two hours we got this i'm in the air let's post traffic we were waiting for a flight attendant yeah two hour delay because they're one flight attendant short that one on my jet blue flight why who cares yeah you need four people to hand out fucking biscoff bro they had a lady doing the over announcement in the airport and some guy was heckling her oh yeah like the gate agent was like we're missing a flight attendant and literally the guy's like you're a flight attendant she's on mic being like i'm not a flight attendant i'm a gate agent and we're gonna wait for the flight you're a flight hit her again son gate agents yo all y'all can suck my dick gate agents none of them are helpful ever really all you do is stand there and tell me what group is standing up what's your job hey group one you're welcome

to board that's all you do group two what do you want to do i can't wait for your next treatment on a flight yeah they're gonna treat you like something changed yeah andrew bounced back yeah i bounced back i'm good It's on you now. Hey, agent not going to do nothing. Hey, flight attendants, thank you for nothing, to be honest with you. I don't want a good relationship with you either. Suck my dick, even though one of y'all is a fan of the podcast. Jeez.

You know how many people are listening that work in the travel industry that are going to tell you the fact that you travel for a living and don't have a travel agent who you can call at the airport and direct book you into any airline system scoreboard scoreboard 90 minute waits getting cut off what are you talking about you no we've got a travel coordinator who michael talk after michael you made up a name then how come y'all were delayed getting to Vegas? How come y'all were delayed getting to Vegas? I called Mark. Do you know what time we decided to go?

I didn't call you. Midnight. Because you would have done this dumb shit to me. Made me feel bad about it. Michael McVean, Bruvion Travel. Shout out Michael McVean. Did our whole tour. Sometimes you're at the airport. Delta's delayed.

He books you on JetBlue while you're at the airport. What happened in Vegas? What happened in Vegas? Were we in Vegas on time, bitch? No. You were delayed. No, we got there on time. No, they got there on time. Everybody got there on time.

I took a helicopter. The fucked up part is that he's looking at your story and he could have called the travel agent. Why didn't you do that? We was busy trying to get to Vegas, bro. the vegas flights are sold out too i thought you was on time son i almost didn't have i was i was about to go to philly yeah i was about to go to philly and then my girl got on and found one ticket left

and she was like the flight was in the flight was in two hours she's like you might be able to make it if you take a helicopter. And then I booked that helicopter shit. There's a helicopter right by you. I was telling you about this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Blade. And Blade. And it's literally five minutes.

It's twice as much as an Uber. But it's five minutes from the helicopter pickup spot to JFK. Per person, but I go by myself. Right? So it's like. You're good money. I spend twice as much to be there. And when I say five minutes minutes i really mean four minutes like i'm not using five minutes as like a euphemism for short amount of time yeah it's literally five minutes and you're from from the helicopter on

30th they got one the east side on the west side it's on 30th and like 12th avenue to jfk and at jfk waiting is an suv where drive you to your gate. They give you your gate time. So you go, when do you need to be at your flight? And they'll be like, we can get you there at this time. Oh, that's fine.

And for people not, I'm about to get blade blade. And I, yo, they hit me. And after I posted, they hit me and I was like, yo,

make me your ambassador. I'll do it. Red. I don't know. I wouldn't put some afraid of heights as the ambassador oh son let me let you know something i'm absolutely terrified of helicopters because that's what i was thinking i got this delusional confidence that like as long as we have enough speed the wings could just keep us up until we land gracefully yeah but with a helicopter if if

a screw comes out gravity boom gravity down okay like i'm not i'm not even worried about like running into the mountains and shit like with no i'm being serious like the kobe thing the concern is with the mountains i'm not going on that shit if the weather is not good yeah this was a beautiful day still terrified yeah because if one screw i don't know i think you might be capped about the whole fray heights then now on the La Bamba Flight he was he was fine. I'm fine cuz it's the we got the wind Completely sealed on a helicopter now you go with the door you Up in the air

More what if they turn too hard I fall out out that bitch. You put a fucking seatbelt on. It's not Vietnam, bro. What are you talking about? You're not on the R train, fam. You buckle in, bro. You good. I don't trust a seatbelt? Ask that kid on the roller coaster.

He trusted his seatbelt. Oh, shit. What kid on the roller coaster? I missed it. Nope. Nope. Not gonna go there. All right,

what point I'm putting on is this shit is fire? I can't bring up a valid safety concern? We can talk about Kobe, but you can't talk about the kid on the roller coaster? Yeah. I'm not making a joke. I'm't bring up a valid safety concern? We can talk about Kobe, but you can't talk about the kid on the roller coaster? I'm not making a joke.

I'm saying that's a fuck thing. You can't trust these things. What I'm saying is with the Kobe situation, I completely understand why he wasn't as concerned. Just a late insult. I'm sorry. I was forgetting something when I told Mark.

I was building up in me. Trying to make me the asshole for having a valid safety concern. I don't know if it's valid. It seems valid. Well, I guess it's for you. So you could be worried about whatever you're worried about. But I'm telling you, bro, like you were up there and that's it. You're vulnerable. Bro, you want to know how dumb I am?

What? Your text said, yo, guys, I found a flight. I'm taking the helicopter. And I was like, you're taking the helicopter to Vegas? Bro. I legit thought you were flying to vegas on a helicopter and i was like i'd still be going bro no so we got to vegas that shit was crazy and then we went we saw bts we saw the biggest band in the history of the world so bts is k-pop band the next biggest musical group in the world is 10 percent the size of BTS. Put that thing

in perspective right there. Are you counting the Rolling Stones? Michael Jackson? All of them. Michael Jackson. For safety and facts, can we just say currently? Have bands gotten smaller? What are you talking about?

Don't we got way more people that can listen to music now? Uh-huh. Way more access to music. But the Stones have been doing music for 50 years. I'm saying in the Stones' heyday, I don't think they're as big as BTS is currently. Raw numbers. You're saying raw numbers only. But you said history, bro. I'll say this.

His justification is population has gotten bigger and more people have access to music than before. So simply raw numbers, not percentage of the country or world listening, not whatever, just raw numbers. They probably do have more numbers just because.

they were rocking to the Beatles, bro? I don't know, bro. China's a billion people. China's not a billion people. China's a billion people. China's a billion people. China's too effeminate.

They banned them. No, they didn't ban them. They didn't ban, dog. Okay, fine. So they're not in China. How the fuck they got so many people listening to them?

I was told the next biggest band is 10% of the size of these guys They probably meant today So shit got less popular Music got less popular since the Beatles and Rolling Stones You know you could argue that it did actually Because there's so many more bands I would argue it got more popular because way more people have access to music Yeah but now we got options

The Beatles just shoved down your throat There were four bands. I don't know about Rolling Stones, but you couldn't listen to the music all the time. You couldn't, you got to walk around with your fucking record player. Now we got, this shit is right here.

Music is being listened to way more now than it was back in the day. Guarantee. You're finding the point. It's like, nah. It is. There are more iPhones today than before. Yo, keep it up.

Be honest. Think about it. You needed a record player or you needed to listen to radio. That means you need some big-ass fucking radio player back in the day with the Rolling Stones. So you can listen to it more often. And it's just white people listen to that shit. All these Asians listen to BTS. But that just means you can listen to it more often.

That doesn't mean you listen to it or don't. Rolling Stones was small. I'm fine with that. Beatles. I'm saying Beatles. Rolling Stones was huge. Beatles was a little bigger Beatles was huge

Michael Jackson Michael Jackson What about him son And he had China What about him Michael Jackson They love Michael Jackson And China

Come on son You couldn't even Walk Michael Jackson Can't even hold BTS's jock straps Son If I'm being honest

Get out of here son If I'm being honest bro Get out of here son Yo BTS Get out of here Slaps Michael Jackson in his stupid face. Michael Jackson wishes he was BTS. Get out of here, bro.

Get out of here. Michael Jackson didn't have to sing about butter. His voice was butter. His moves were butter. Michael Jackson. BTS better dancers. BTS better singers. BTS better dress.

Wait, wait, wait. You looked it up, didn't you? No. And what's it saying? Just look it up dog you want me to search biggest band in the history of the world

google that you're retarded what are you talking about you're retarded why is that retarded you're just so retarded it's coming from a retard it has to be true

yeah honestly you were close so it's the Beatles Eagles Queen Led Zeppelin Pink Floyd ACDC

Maroon 5 U2 you put in white bands i just searched biggest bands in the history and what was the website they gave it to you uh this was wikipedia i'm five six on wikipedia you can't trust nothing on wikipedia i'm five six what website do you trust fax. It has to end in edu. Facts is what I trust. No, it's just facts. More people can listen to music.

BTS, everybody listens to it. More people can listen to music more often, but that doesn't mean more people can listen to music. BTS is the biggest Asians in the history of Asians. There is something to say. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan conquered 30 people.

BTS is bigger than Genghis Khan. You related to Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan. No, no. Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan conquered 30 people. Genghis Khan. BTS is bigger than Genghis Khan. It was 30 people back then. You related to Genghis Khan. Say again? You related to Genghis Khan. Not me, you. You, definitely.

Both of us, probably. You, definitely. One out of every six, so somebody in this room. You, 100%. Can I be? Maybe you, not even close. Who's more tyrannical than you? I'm not a tyrant.

You are Genghis Khan. I am not a tyrant. Two things can be coincidental okay i think that's sheer coincidence all right this guy already trying to convince he was all up in asia yeah you're asian yeah okay he wasn't all up in scotland he knew what the fuck time it was little pussy he knew it wasn't worth it no he knew that if he came there he would get his shit split just like everybody who came to motherfucking scotland get their shit split okay who got their shit split in scotland everybody

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so you can just go explore yeah see yeah i think they got all this other shit tied to it but just go and take it on bike and just riding it and see like you know people have huge houses like this that's a possibility yes exactly and who knows if they'll actually go it's almost good to like force them but like seeing something like seeing bts perform in a stadium for 80 000 people and like how they engineered the show and all this kind of stuff it like really inspired me i'm like okay how do you do comedy in a place like this and before that i didn't even think of doing comedy and well maybe early on but i thought i was doing comedy in stadiums but still it's just like yeah you got to see it you got to see

these things and i'm a fucking dreamer dude i dream crazy yeah but being able to see it makes it so much more accessible like the problem just starts to solve itself once you see it anyway um but yeah shouts to them man thank you that weekend was fucking awesome or those 15 hours were great uh okay what else we got man uh interesting thing happened with this kid he's a streamer his name is speed yeah i show speed yeah it's a wild boy yeah what'd you say it's a wild boy wild kid he's a streamer. His name is Speed. Yeah. Ajo Speed. Yeah. He's a wild boy. Yeah. What'd you say? He's a wild boy.

Wild kid. He's a kid. He's, you know, he's I think 16 or 17 years old. And he got knocked off Twitch. And I think he's also being suspended from YouTube as well or what? Yeah. That's what it looks like. And. He's like banned from Valorant and like other like games specifically.

Right. So he's not allowed on those game servers right now right and then it could potentially just be wiped off stream altogether and so he's this kid who said some pretty crazy things in stream he's also done a lot of hilarious stuff yeah you know and uh yeah he's tricky because like he's undeniably talented as a streamer without a doubt especially at like 17 he talks to a million people every day on stream funny engaging wild yeah you gotta constantly entertain just by yourself just like radio show host at 17 like you're almost incentivized to be crazy and say wild shit exactly you got to keep things moving exactly and then the issue is that

he goes on stream and just says crazy stuff at like 17 doesn't necessarily have like a boundary and then just says shit that's like at 17 you're not or 16 you're not thinking about the rest of your life yeah right you're not thinking about the rest of your life yeah right you're not thinking okay how am i going to feed my family how am i going to take care of my kids these type things he's 17 years old he's probably making millions of dollars and he made those millions of dollars by saying the wildest shit in the moment and people just fucking lose their minds it's also hard to tell if it's a joke or not like sometimes he's doing shit that's a joke like he'll do like the dick suck thing and it's like oh that's funny he's

doing that to be crazy yeah but then other times he'll just be on this crazy screaming rant and it's like is this a joke or you actually like this and then that shit is like kind of inexcusable yeah it's just i just feel bad because it's obvious that he doesn't have anybody in his corner kind of giving him game and because it's such a new world how can somebody give you game on streaming when streaming is less than 10 years old or whatever yeah but usually like with money comes uh people who can help you make more money yeah that's because they see that they can make some themselves and there's good money in stream there's good money in stream 100 and a lot of these people are becoming famous and successful and it's just unfortunate man this yeah this is one of those things that kind of makes me sad yeah you know

because he needs a mentor say again he needs Yeah. He needs a mentor. Say again? He needs a mentor. He needs a mentor. He needs someone to be like, yo, if you say these things, you are canceled. Yeah. And he's operating in this streaming space where, and I'm not trying to cap for him, but if you're playing video games with people, everything's anonymous, except when you're streaming with your face.

But the way people speak to you over video games is how someone would speak if they were anonymous yeah it's crazy fuck you racist shit sexist shit the shit he's saying there's probably mad people listening right now that said all the same shit when they were 16 or similar things when they were 16 but they just didn't have a camera in their face with a million people watching which is still saying it now there's not a camera 100 so he's in this environment where all this like for lack of a better word like toxicity exists yeah like and people get charged up when they're competitive like if we're gonna look at gaming like we look at sports right it's an e-sport right now right you don't think that basketball players are saying wild shit to each other on the fucking court now imagine they're not even they don't even have to see each other there's not even a risk of fighting exactly now

how crazy football players saying the craziest shit to one another. To the point where when one of them is mic'd up, they got to give each other nods and shit. Yo, yo, yo, chill, chill. I'm mic'd up. Don't say that crazy shit. So this is a sport and people are operating in a way that they do when they're playing a competitive thing. Now, I'm not justifying what he said. What he said is going to be fucked up because you're looking at it as pure entertainment.

But when you're looking at you just in a boxing ring with someone, you don't think Floyd is saying the craziest shit to Canelo when they're fighting? Yeah. Like, so I get, especially in that environment, why they think it's acceptable to say these wild things, especially you've been rewarded with millions of dollars and millions of fans. Yeah, but like those are like competitive by nature. And like the whole point is to try to beat each other whereas like an e-date or like you're on stream just talking with people like it's not well i'm specifically talking about the video game that he got kicked out from oh i got you also even when anytime he's streaming he is doing his job as an entertainer and the thing about being 17 especially a boy you don't understand

consequences yeah because you haven't had to deal with real consequences. Do you want to show the clip that got him kicked off YouTube? Yeah. The YouTube clip? Yeah. Let's do that one. The clip that got him kicked off of Twitch is wild. Yeah.

I don't even want to play that on Flickr. Yeah. I don't even want to play it. And it sucks because it's harder for black streamers to grow their audience. And it's like he was growing at a crazy rate. Why is it harder for them? I don't know. Just like they say it's harder and I believe them.

Do you know why? I don't know why. Because they can't say the N word is freely talking about black people. That's probably it. But yeah, this is the clip that is going around now that got him banned from like Valorant and a bunch of other games. Where is she at? She's on top of the thing. 10 seconds left. Yeah, but yeah, this is the clip that is going around now. They got him banned from like Valorant a bunch of Nigga, what you talking to? Shut your nerd ass up. I know how to play this game. Shut up, monkey.

Shut up. Shut your bitch ass up. All right. All right. All right. Calm down. Damn, bro. Shut up, bro.

I know how to play this game. I'm not a noob. All right. Goddamn. I don't know how to play the fucking game. What? What, bitch? Bitch?

Is a bitch talking to me? Is a female talking to me? Am I tripping? Am I tripping? Or am I tripping? Or am I tripping? Or a female talking to me? Am I tripping? Am I tripping or am I on my time? Is a female talking to me right now? Is a fucking female talking to me? Get off the fucking game and do your husband dishes, bitch. Shut up.

Fuck is wrong with y'all. Stop talking to me like that, nigga. Fuck is wrong with y'all, dog. I'm not one of these little lame-ass battle nerds, nigga. Fuck is wrong with y'all. Now, fuck it, son. Fuck you, over and out. Over and out. I'm fucking sunk! Fight down, mid. No way, I got this fight. Two feet.

Two feet. Enemy's fucking mid. Fucking nerds on my fucking team. I'm like, this motherfucker's- So like, he's an engaging streamer, bro. Like, imagine you're 15- That was it. That was it.

Nah, it's like- That's your sentence coming out of that. He's an engaging streamer, bro. As you can see from the clip he's engaging if you're 15 you watch this and some guys just scream it's your 38 son that was hilarious bro

I'm sorry I laughed you know what's great is when a black guy calls a white guy a monkey it takes all the racial tension out of it and then you can just laugh at how funny it is yeah that was all the racial tension out of it and then you can just laugh at how funny it is get the fuck off stream and do your husband's dishes bitch that is crazy but hilarious i'm sorry it made me laugh what am i supposed to say oh my god that didn't make you laugh

y'all didn't have to stop yourselves from laughing when we were watching that i also laughed it i'm not one of these guys stop podcasting go do your wife's dishes it's a funny thing to say you know what's crazy it's only sexist because of uh the role the gender roles of of women doing their husband's dishes but just telling somebody to do their spouse's dishes is hilarious. Like me telling you, but that's the only reason. That's why it's sexist because it's a girl. It's only racist because he's a black guy when you said the racist thing. No, but I'm saying it's the same thing.

You know what's strange about man-mortem? Y'all don't understand what I'm trying to say. What am I saying? You're saying it's a funny insult in general. If you just say that to anybody, it's funny. You just can't say it to a woman because it's sexist. But you should say it to any guy all the time. I guess what I'm saying is like women don't do dishes anymore.

Yeah. Like that's not their role in society is to only do dishes. So we're using antiquated gender roles. Like they're 16. They're all playing video at 16. That 16-year-old girl grew up with her mom and dad both working. Not one of them was just doing the dishes. She might not even understand it.

I think she understands. Okay, maybe she understands. It's like, go shine your husband's armor. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? Eventually that is going to become that. Yeah. Eventually. No. That's a large gap.

I'll be serious, bro. Go shine your husband's armor, yo. Bitch, go shine your husband's armor, bitch. All right, cancel the black streamer out. You know what I mean? Cancel the black streamer. You know how hard it is for black streamers to get people to watch them, bro? Do you know how difficult it is for black streamers now that they don't have an athletic competitive advantage

it's hard for them man their thumbs are faster they have fast twitch they're too busy washing their chicken with soap bro it's hard for him yeah go wash your husband's chicken can we talk about al game absolutely demolished for saying black people actually wash chicken with soap? Yeah, I got demolished. But do they, Al? I mean, I've seen a couple videos. Some were jokes and there were a couple that were real. It's just we don't want to acknowledge it.

What do black people really wash their chicken with? Nah, it's usually vinegar, lemon, or just water. Or just water. Okay. You don't need to do any of that. No, I've seen videos. I could post them right now. There's videos. Pull them up. Yeah. We're gonna take the time to pull them up.

Because I'm vindicated off this shit. Don't pull up the joke ones. Pull up the real ones. I mean, I don't know what's real and what's a joke. I don't know how you... I mean, there's a child cleaning chicken. There's no way that that's real. if what's real and what's a joke I don't know how you There's a child cleaning chicken There's no way that that's real That guy's real

Man This guy's real That guy's real You truly believe that a guy that has Dish soap I'm telling you that guy's real bro Might be fake news bro Might be fake news

We don't want to acknowledge it but sometimes i gotta hold up the merit to our community bro all right fair enough um okay so what does it take away with speed here like one he's doing things that are like inappropriate like he's yelling at people like on a game that he doesn't necessarily i'm assuming he doesn't know them right if he knows her and like they're friends you can get away with saying different things i'm assuming he's just yelling crazy on a stream come on now come on now he'd be tilted it's funny y'all are such boomers with your fucking tilted.

It was like six years ago we used that on stream, dude. What do you guys know about that? Tilted. But what he's saying is wrong by the same time. He's like a super entertaining streamer. He's engaging. He is engaging. And like, he's also funny.

He puts the gay in engaging. Yeah. But he's like, he's a great streamer. Streaming is hard, like I said before. And he's really good at it. Go do your wife's dishes, bro. Go do your wife's dishes. He needs a mentor. He needs someone to help him. Streaming is hard, like I said before, and he's really good at it. Go do your wife's dishes, bro. Go do your wife's dishes. He needs a mentor. He needs someone to help him.

He does. He does. He needs someone to come in and say, yo, here's how you got to behave now that you're making probably $100,000 a year, like changing people's lives. There's a ton of attention and spotlight on someone that's 17 without really any infrastructure. Yeah. That shit is fucking hard. And that's the tricky thing about streaming is you don't need any infrastructure.

So a 17-year-old kid can become uber famous yeah and there's also no censoring like if you get tiktok famous you can make a tiktok be like i don't really like that yeah like you don't have to post it when you're streaming it's all posted yeah it's insanely high stakes and that's why people are watching yeah yeah he's he's on the highest high wire yeah he's saying the craziest shit yeah no censorship no post like editing nothing oh that's crazy dog yeah and he's gonna stick around like as long as they're streaming around like did y'all laugh when you're saying that that come on bro did you come on did you laugh what is it absolutely not

i've never laughed at sexism ever yeah i laughed the hardest it's not sexist yeah it's an activity watching dishes is an activity both sexes can do it yeah if she wasn't a woman it wouldn't be you know it would be more offensive go when i said to akash my wheels should be a bicycle i I love this video. I love that video. But yeah, it's not sexist. I stand by it's not sexist. It's an activity. Anybody can wash dishes. Women are better.

Why are they better? Why does he die on these hills? I don't get it. No, I'm just saying. Why? They're closer to the sink. Yeah. Yeah. It's like I have to bend over too much to.

You don't have longer arms? Say again? You only got longer arms? I'm still too tall. Yeah, I'm way too tall. But you could do it. You could probably do it. I could wash my wife's dishes.

Yeah, you could wash your wife's dishes, bro. Yo, go wash your wife's dishes is crazy, right? That's fucking pure, you know, egalitarian or something. What would you tell Speed if he was sitting here right now watching um i i'd tell him hey buddy that shit was fucking killed like i don't know what to tell you it sucks when you get canceled off some shit that absolutely murders the room and uh there are other videos out there that you're saying wild shit there's like a little bit uncomfortable cut that shit out and maybe if those videos didn't exist this one wouldn't be that big a deal

my feeling is his other video which we won't play is absolutely wild and and taps into sexism well it's raw sexism fucking wild yeah so now everybody's primed to look for sexism yeah if that video didn't exist nobody's looking for it and people go ah that's a sexist thing that's a sexist joke you should have made that sexist joke but when you compare the two incredibly tame i didn't think this was that bad this is tame compared to the other one yeah objectively especially on a video game app go to wash dishes like do we know what these kids are saying to each other the n-word is like i'm not gonna defend everything this kid said because again we saw that other video

is fucking crazy. But this, objectively, go wash your husband dishes one time. That's it. One joke. Yeah. This is his apology. What's good, everybody? It's a clip, you know, that I've seen, you know, that's going crazy right now of me between

an altercation with a girl and I was playing Valorant. You know what I'm saying? And I want to say some, you know, like a few things from that situation. You know what I'm saying? And I want to say a few things from that situation. You know what I'm saying? But that day, I wasn't having a good day. I was getting a lot of racist texts and speech, donations, a lot of people

talking about my dead aunt. It's in the gray right now. But look, I don't want to make that no excuse. I'm wrong. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to justify. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying that day, I just don't bash on people for no reason. That's where I'm wrong. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to justify. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying, like, that day, I just don't bash on people for no reason. That's where I'm coming from, from that, you know, statement I just said. But, you know, I'm completely wrong.

You know what I'm saying? I was completely wrong in that situation right there. I can't say anything to justify that situation right there. But that clip is from months ago. And I changed from there. And I grew. You know what I'm saying? I'm very, i don't want to say i'm young you know what i'm saying i'm very young i every situation i grow you know and i change you know and i got to become a better person that is not me no more that is not me and i grow from that situation that's come from the

bottom of my heart i doubt it that is not me you know hopefully i can you know really you know see like the genuine in me you know what i'm saying i apologize from that girl i apologize if that girl was taking me up and say anything you know i would love to hear out you know what i'm saying but you know i'm i apologize that's not me that clip is from months ago i'm sorry man peace out i'm disappointed bro i i needed needed him to say peace out, leave the stream going, and he doesn't realize it's still going. Exactly. Yeah, I thought that this was about to be a prank,

and that'd be legendary shit. No. That would be great. Yeah. This was... I was getting racist donations. It's just like... Well, you don't have to accept them. Yeah, if they donate it, he has a where like if you donate it auto plays a message

that you send oh so people would be like yo here's five bucks really that's funny dude what a bargain to call black person the n-word right if you're a racist dude like get on twitch that's how it is oh my that's what they've done now he hadn't turned the feature off by now no i mean you get paid from it yeah but that's what i'm saying you named your price there you go i mean yeah i think i feel bad for you if you named your price that's how i'm assuming it is if i say a thousand dollars you'd be as racist to me as you want to i don't get to be like you know that shit hurt my feelings i got a thousand dollars you call me a camel jockey right now for a thousand dollars mark take it what's your what's your hey hey hey ready camel jockey i want an apology from andrew i'm sorry i'm saying um i changed bro i changed from a few

minutes ago when i said that i changed i'm sorry i'm saying i really apologize but but no in all seriousness uh speed man i hope you get someone in your corner you get somebody to uh kind of mentor you show you the ropes of this of this game like even people who operate outside the mainstream media need a little media training because you're gonna get to a point where everything you do is news and right now they're gonna be paying super close attention to you because there's clicks in your cancellation yeah right everybody's going to see how many views the video of you getting canceled got and they're like oh let me go let me go see if i could be the next person to find i'm doing some fucked up shit and the trickiest thing is if you've made your career doing wild stuff that's what you know best that's your bread and butter so you're going to lean back

into that when you want to be entertaining and you got to be, you got to be careful right now. It sucks. He's going to look back on some of this shit for sure. And like even five, 10, 15 years, whatever. And be like,

God damn, I regret saying that. But not that one. That one was funny. No, that one, that one, that one,

that one. I can't wait to tell someone to go home and wash their husband's dishes, bro. I'm going to tell that to my wife. Let my girl talk a little bit. She'll go back to our home and wash her husband's dishes. You want to talk about Elon Musk? Yeah.

So I don't know exactly what's going on with this Elon thing. I don't think anyone does. But there was an interesting thing that happened today. So Elon bought the 9.2% of Twitter. He gets offered a board seat twitter puts out that he's not going to be on the board and then today liked a tweet uh that someone put out and they're like here's the story elon bought into twitter for free speech the people at twitter said elon fall in line elon said i don't want to be on the board anymore all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second

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assuming every like why would he like that tweet why would he be so sassy on the internet then because it still makes him look good it's still a good pr for you to be like i can't be silenced i show i turned down the board see because they wanted me to play ball and i'm like the marketing of this is that he's an advocate for free speech and he's going to save the platform and reinstate trump and be a free speech advocate whatever and all of a sudden some guy's like yeah they tried to silence him and so he left and he's like yeah i left that's why i did it like it's great for him like whether or not this is true or not this is like still gonna have influence he's still gonna yeah but every i'm pretty sure like every major company has like different stipulations for their board members.

If you sign up on the board, it's like, hey, you have to behave this way. You can't do things to drag the market share or to drag the stock value, things like that. There's certain SEC things that are built in that they have to abide by. And some of those things might go against what he wants to do.

He's been penalized in the past for Tesla? Yeah. It was the smoking on Roggan right i'm pretty sure no it was something that just caused fluctuations in the price huh yeah i don't know that's interesting that's interesting so then what do you think this whole thing was he must have known that he's not an idiot he has publicly traded companies i'm assuming he went into negotiation being like oh yeah i'll be able to tell him like no i don't want to abide by these specific stipulations and they're like well no you have to i've seen they got into a negotiation

but if this is so normal for all these companies then he would know that's normal and that he wasn't going to be able to get around it unless he can negotiate his way around it because now he's the biggest shareholder on twitter yeah he probably thought he would be able to get around it and they just said nah yeah now why can they say nah if he's the biggest shareholder because all the board members own shares bigger than him. Ah, so together. He owns their collective shares. Plurality, but not the majority. Ah, so their collective shares give them more influence on him.

Right. And he probably thought that some of them were going to come on board with what he wanted to do. And they were like, nah, we're not about that life. I'm assuming. No one knows. It's really funny that. Oh, go, Al. No, I didn't know.

It's really funny the position that Elon's in where we're just like, you're Captain Savior and you can just save anything. Yeah. You know, it's like, oh, the national debt. Just let Elon handle it. Like, we just observe him as this really smart guy. Yep. And that he can solve any problem.

And Twitter free speech. He's going to figure it out. Here are all his ideas. We trust him. Everybody gets a blue check. More than anybody I've ever seen. Remember when he bought Bitcoin and the price fucking skyrocketed? Yeah.

And then he sold and the price fucking plummeted. So what does that say about us? That like once you convince us that you're more intelligent, that we will follow you blindly? I think there's a threshold for genius that we're just like, this guy's got it. He's got it all figured out. And track record mostly. Track record. And I think the distance between the result that you want and

just him it's like oh he's so powerful that if he's convincing us that that's a that's a path that's a new tech versus going through the government and all the steps there you can trust what he's gonna do a bit more yeah yeah that's interesting he got chill on his track record he's starting to take some l's talk to me he's still where's that highway that was supposed to be in la oh the tunnel what about the internet that was supposed to be in la oh the tunnel what about the internet that was supposed to be in uh fucking russia and ukraine yeah i don't think i don't hear anybody talking about it i don't hear it helping people they're still we forget we yeah but there's not like videos that are being able to like come out of those areas that's the

biggest problem as long as his w shine brighter than his l's he'll be good that's true that's true and once we're bought in that's the thing like we're bought in like motherfuckers are invested in tesla which is an investment in elon literally invested that's trump it doesn't matter how many businesses go under like he ran for president he won like he took on the media he won like shine the light on your w's man but i feel i feel it's like he has the kanye effect where it's like all right we bought into kanye so everything he does will pay attention to it but if you start fucking up then we're gonna start looking at your other stuff like hey wait these clothes are just you just remix some clothes

put some holes in it but we're still paying for the clothes no there was a time where it was starting to hurt like people weren't buying yeezys as much or whatever and then he kind of bounced back yeah yeah that's what i'm saying it's like and i'll even say this with the tesla shit like everybody that gets a tesla says the same thing to me oh my god you gotta get a tesla tesla is the fucking best car ever you guys got tesla you said the same thing best car ever like literally everyone says it my friend my friend just got one i think he got he got the one that got like the uh spaceship steering wheel the platter whatever like that he's like oh you gotta do it it's so fast like to me and again when i'm in it i'm like oh this is nice it's fun it's kind of comfortable it's minimalist but the design is really good but like to me the car is not that

impressive visibly like i like aesthetic with a car because i don't really know much about cars so i love like the old classics right because i'm like oh this took this took place in a time where like they didn't have to worry about like miles per gallon and they didn't have all these limitations it was just hey just make the prettiest fucking thing in the world right so that's something that i really appreciate i don't think that they're the most beautiful car i never thought it was as i thought it looked good i don't find it the most beautiful car but it was the first especially if it's the first electric you've ever driven you're not prepared for how smooth it is. And then all of a sudden you start driving a car where it's like, yo, this is like I'm

driving on fucking pillows. I barely feel the road. And then you're just immediately like, I've never driven anything like this. It blows your mind. I also. It's the driving experience. Yeah. And you're not usually the driver.

I was just about to say that. The passenger experience. You guys grew up driving. Yeah. So driving means something to you and you attach yourself to like not only things you love about but things you hate about it and it seems to have solved the problems that you guys have with driving absolutely whereas i grew up on a subway so all cars are kind of like the same yeah and oh yeah this one is a little bit better this

steering is a little bit different over here but it's not that big of deal yeah it doesn't affect my life in the same way that for you guys a car with like shitty steering i don't even understand shitty steering yeah be even after being in new york for 10 years the idea of having a nice car just almost meant nothing to me once i got the tesla i was like oh this is great this drives great has its flaws but it drives great but it's not as important as it is if you're like a guy who commutes to work for an hour every day the car is like the sneaker of florida yes it is like when you're in florida like you got to have the nice car every day. The car is like the sneaker of Florida. Yes, it is. Like when you're in Florida, like you got to have the nice car because that's your sneaker. And the sneakers don't matter.

You wear a big sneaker. Yeah, most people see your car. And sneaker culture made sense to me when I came to New York because I was like, oh, you walk everywhere and you don't have a car. So the only way I can flex is this. I know. But like all these- No, it makes sense.

Yeah, yeah. People look at like these rednecks in Florida with their lifted trucks or whatever. Like that's a flex. That's a flex. I drive everywhere everywhere i pull up in the parking lot you see this shit i got the biggest truck with the biggest thing and the loudest horn and the whatever like you see me get into it it's a chain yeah it sounds stupid but like they're also looking at some of the things that we would do in new york and be like oh that's absolutely ridiculous you spend a thousand dollars on shoes you got how many pairs of shoes you get that a lot you got

and then in new york you're like oh you also walk through them very quickly you wear a sneaker the fuck out after eight months in new york in the suburbs a sneaker can last you five years you don't walk like that yeah so new york you have to have a rotation of fresh sneakers it's the only way to flex and i'm gonna run through these bitches quickly all you got in the suburbs is cars yeah they're also basically you're seeing the taxis exist right now there's like a revel that has the tesla taxis i think like their goal is also you see the future movies where all the cars are kind of the same where you won't once your car drops you off at work your self-driving car is driving around picking up other people making money or you have a share in a car and they're all self-driving so it's like it looks good enough for all of that in mass

and this individualized like oh this car is mine and this is my taste. Like that's kind of out the window. Like how people aren't like owning as much as or it's not as important to just own. And this is me. This is my personality. Exactly. It's like it's a very nice car for a big population. I wonder about this in the future when cars are self-driving.

Right. Is right now BMW ultimate driving machine. Is it the future just going to be if you own a car it's all about the passenger experience like are the fucking seats are super comfortable and you got x number of tvs and you can recline this shit all the way back as opposed to the engine and the horsepower it's just going to be what allows me and my friends to ride in the comfiest fashion that's the car that costs the most money that's that's luxury that's what i'm assuming it'll be

because a porsche ain't gonna do fucking nothing when it's self-driving yeah that's a waste of everything it's completely inconvenient me and one other person sitting mad low fuck wants his bucket seat it's gonna all depend on like okay you're in la you're in traffic hour hour and a half super lux in the back seat put a bed in that doesn't matter just get me here 10 minute drive that's interesting like if the assumption is we'll have more people and more people equals more cars you should plan the design of the car around traffic if you can't solve this the traffic problem right if you can't make a four lane highway eight lanes or whatever the other

complications are so solve the problem of traffic by just making that drive more bearable. Yeah. You can do work while you're doing it to commute. Also traffic will be mitigated. Well, you know who does that now? Yeah. Once the internet of things exists,

their traffic is almost non-existent. That's what they say. I don't know if I necessarily believe that if all the people have to go to work at the same time, like you're still going to have cars, but if there's fewer cars and people are able to like even carpool or go like 300 miles an hour on the highway. Oh, that there could be faster okay so there could be all that to say on the self-driving car thing i did think it was interesting that elon came out and said oh if you

have a tesla you can sign it up for the program to drive other people around while you're not using it yeah that's the whole that's the whole idea so he's basically like you own a tesla you go to work and your car's sitting there for eight hours let it drive people around and then you'll get paid instead of just having your car sit there. Exactly. That's a great idea. But where can that work? What do you mean? It'll work in cities.

But it's not now. Soon. It's illegal. Self-driving's illegal. Some small cities are going to be the pilot program to be like, all right, let it work in this city. My understanding was it wasn't good enough. Like, it doesn't understand red lights and stuff. So, Weezy got a Tesla in LA, and she has full self-driving.

She's in the beta, and it makes turns for you. Like, it's crazy. Stops at red lights? Stops at red lights. Stops at stop signs. I think they got that figured out. How did they figure out the red light?

I think they got that on the lot. It's all figured out. Now, the thing that's going to yeah the red light how do they figure out the red light it's all it's all figured out it's not the thing that's gonna be the biggest into like the lighting grid no just the fucking camera is able to tell which one's red which one's green but what if the sun is blasting like eight cameras on the car the sun is blasting light on the no i saw the internet of things can i just make the point can i just make the point you fucking idiot what if the sun is blasting light on the green part of the light right you don't think elon musk was like oh yeah there might be the sun yeah we gotta think about that's the big issue right is that the the the camera picks up shadows and that's what some of the crashes yeah the thing

on your side the sun reflected on a white truck and so it blinded it but again you're talking about there's issues here but yes but billions and billions of pieces of data it's able to analyze and millions of driving hours i guarantee you if you put that up to like the normal driving record of a 16 year old or anyone else it's that much safer but i don't think people are ready to be killed by robotic cars. That just hits different. Right. If there was a person there. We were making a left turn going a three-lane street. And so it actually waited for traffic to pass for a clear opening,

and it made the turn by itself. Yeah. That shit was nuts. Was there a light? No, no, no. Was it sun out? Was it nighttime? It was kind of sunny. It was kind of sunny? It was sunny as fuck. It was kind of Was there a light? No, no, no. Was it sun out? Was it nighttime? It was kind of sunny. It was kind of sunny?

It was sunny as fuck. It was kind of coming in like that? If the sun is blasting it, that red light, that yellow light, and that green light are the same light. Yeah. Yeah, bro. There's no way they could possibly tell. It's got to plug into the grid.

I think it's plugged into the city's grid. It might be on the grid, bro. If it's plugged into the grid, then it makes perfect sense. It's got Google Maps, probably. I'm sure it is. Yeah. Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Plug it into the grid.

Why would you try to predict what the light is when the sun could be up? I assume that's what it is. I think it has backups on backups on backups. Why do you assume that? It's plugged into the grid. What if some fucking guy goes up and tapes the light? This happens in New York all the time. They put a middle finger on the stop sign.

Then everyone will go through it. Say again? How does that make it better or worse than a human? We have eyes, dummy! Yeah, the car is able to see when there's other cars. What do you mean? If a car is merging into the lane, the car will move out of the way. We're talking about the light, Mark. Yeah, exactly. If the light's not operating how it should, the car is going to stop.

I thought self-driving would always be Internet of Things. Stop. Are you guys fucking serious? What's happening, bro? Here's a stop. What is it called? A stoplight? Yeah.

A traffic light? A traffic light. Here's a traffic light. it called a stoplight yes yeah yeah a traffic light a traffic light here's a traffic light okay yeah red green yellow i think that's what it is okay i'm all bored now okay red green yellow okay sun blasting yeah how bright it's blasting super bright okay they try to put those little canopies on top they try to put those little canopies on top. They try to put the little fittings. Sometimes the angle is too crazy, right? Yeah, yeah. All these are perfectly lit. It's golden hours.

It's golden hours, huh? Exactly, okay. Yellow, lit. Yep. Green, lit. Yeah. Red, lit. That's confusing.

Tesla can't tell which one it is. What's it going to do? What is it going to fucking do, Mark? Yeah. Has no clue. It's hooked up to the grid. What are you going to do, though? What are you going to do if you're driving and all of them are lit up? Because I'm not a fucking robot, Mark. But what are you going to fucking do, Mark? Yeah. Has no clue. It's hooked up to the grid. What are you going to do, though? What are you going to do if you're driving and all of them are lit up?

Because I'm not a fucking robot, Mark. But what are you going to do? I can tell which one's a little bit more lit. How? If the sun's hitting it. You can't see. I can always tell I'm a human. Perfect human instinct.

You just said it was perfect. Human instinct. It's not a capture. Human instinct. It's not a capture, bro. It's human instinct. It's not click all the fire hydrants. It's human instinct.

It's human instinct. Yo, let's say, for example, I'll give you another situation. Bitches. Let's say for example I'll give you another situation Let's say for example There's a big ass truck blocking some of that light But it's Bouncing off the top of the truck Hitting the traffic lights Just the red

Just the red is lit Just the red is lit Green, yellow, completely covered even though it's a fucking green light. Then what happens? You get in a crash. People die because of you. What are you going to do when you're driving? I think it's red, yellow, green. Y'all be looking at the lights,

Gabe. Come on, yo. Y'all look at the lights even. What am I going to do? What if you're first in line, Mark? What do you do then? You're first in line mark what do you do then you're first in line okay okay to do what you said you're gonna look at all the other cars see what they do you can't you're first right now the car chimes when the light changes green because it knows that we don't say we all know we're looking at our phone and so the car is like yo wake up the light just changed

knows better than you the car does the car know it's green because it's on the grid it ain't looking let's say for example six puerto ricans they go up to the traffic side right and they turn the colors different oh so it's the puerto rican flag instead correct okay yeah okay they turn it different or they cover one so with the yellow they painted a little blue made it green now you got two greens what Now you got two greens. What do you do then? What do you do then? What are you going to do as a human being?

I'm not dumb! In the future, you think all cars are just going to drive through cameras and they're all going to communicate with each other and all the city traffic lights, everything is on a system, on a grid. Can I tell you what I would do? Hold on one second! Can I tell you what I would do? What would you do? Okay!

I like the confidence. I don't know where we're going, but I do like the confidence. The Puerto Ricans have completely ruined the traffic light. We're back in Puerto Rico. That's because it's Chinese propaganda, right? It's propaganda, bro. What's going on? The Puerto Ricans have completely destroyed the traffic light.

Okay? Right? So I pull up. I'm like, damn, what should I do? It's red and green at the same fucking time. It's Christmas time. What do I do? Because I'm a motherfucking human from America.

Yeah. What are you going to do? I look at that motherfucking light right there. If that light right there is red, because the Puerto Ricans weren't smart enough to also do to that one. Yeah, yeah. If that light right there is red, I know this shit is green. I'm out of here.

Yeah. Now, what if the Puerto Ricans get smart? What if the Puerto Ricans also learn like AI? Mastermind. What if the Puerto Ricans get smart? What if the Puerto Ricans also learn AI? Mastermind. What if the Puerto Ricans don't? Who else does that to the traffic lights? Who would do that? Alex?

Yeah. Okay. You think it's six black guys painting it? Yeah. Yeah. No. Oh, my goodness. Come on, bro.

No. You know who it is. Okay. Listen. What if they're both taking... How do I do it? How you do it. Slowly inch out.

A robot car can't do that. Yes, it can. No, it can't. No, it doesn't. You think you're better than a robot. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. You think you're better than a robot?

A robot never was like, is there something out there? Never. It just goes or it doesn't go. A robot's never insecure. A robot's never unsure. It makes the decision and it goes off into percentages. You think you're better than a robot?

At most things. Okay? I am. All right. That's all I'm trying to say. A robot is too confident. It just goes off the numbers. Oh, I'm 98% right in this situation.

Not I. 12 times 56. Say again? 12 times 56. 347,000. 672. This robot has killed you on that robot but that just depends that just depends what do you mean when do i need to multiply 12 by 6 across a light because well that's your brain subconsciously no that's that's the robot is your first answer i don't need to map to cross the line.

That's your brain doing it. Your synapses are going off. That's all math, though. Say what? Look at that shit robot. Look at that shit robot. You saw what the robot did? It silenced you.

You saw what the robot motherfucker did? Look at your hands. Look at what your hands just did. You saw what the robot did? Look at what your human hands just did. You just did. That was just an accident right there. You're dropping a remote.

Y'all see what the robot did, right? The robot, the light went wrong. You put the robot to sleep. The light went wrong. That's a good point. Say it again with your motherfucking chest out, Kosh. I think the light went wrong. The light went wrong.

Could also happen at any point in time. The light changes, which is what robots always do. Oh, that light changes. It just went off, and then what happens? What is a traffic light? That's another robot. What's a Tesla? You're a traffic light.

Don't you dare say that to me. You're a traffic light. I'm not a traffic light? That's another robot. What's a Tesla? You're a traffic light. Don't you dare say that to me. You're a traffic light. I'm not a traffic light. I swear to God, I swear to God, don't get me started. I can't get on my shoulder. Bro,

honestly, you look like a Lil Nas X music video. You're about to get a Lil Nas X. No, what I'm trying to say is that shit failed right there. Robots fail. Yeah.

Humans never fail. That light wasn't there. When have humans ever made a bad decision? y'all remember a time where humans made a bad decision maybe fail no i can't could you could you possibly name it i can't think of even one okay then that's a good point you want me over okay then i'm just saying yeah i'm just saying the street light the traffic light is you whatever you call it that's a problem that's a problem cones it gets cones it does see cones all right well those are a little bit more self-explanatory do you remember when we were driving straight it didn't pick up the cones we almost drove right into that it was early we don't know it could have swerved at the last second but i took control

we'll never know we'll never know at the ultimate second, but I took control. We'll never know. At the ultimate, we'll never know. You're saying there's never going to be a grid. There's never going to be plugged into a grid. Who cares about the grid? That's how this whole thing started. We're going to have a grid. They changed the whole thing. They hate us.

Why would you not want to be plugged into the data? Why would you not want to be plugged into the data? We're going to have a grid. A grid already exists. Where? Why would you not want to be plugged into the data? Why would you not want to be plugged into the data? Say what? A grid already exists. Where? In LA. Probably LA. You don't think there's any organization to all this?

You think the lights go red and green whenever the fuck they want to? You don't think there's somebody with a button just pushing red and green through the whole city? That's what I'm trying to say. It's a robot doing it. No, it isn't. That's what I just trying to say. It's a robot doing it. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. It's a robot.

It's a robot. That's what I just said. The light's a robot. The car's a robot. My uncle used to do it. My uncle's a hardworking union man in New York, and he would push the motherfucking red, yellow, greens, bro. Really?

Oh, my God. Yes, he would, dog. Same thing with the subways. What'd he do? You think the subways is some robot's handling that shit? What do you mean? The subways. It definitely takes a person to go, ding dong. Yeah dong it's human beings at the end of the day if you need to get somewhere

what about the hoover dam you think that's robots son great canyon motherfucking responsibility they're gonna give some robots bro yeah the hoover the hoover all that water because it's the responsibility of the hoover damn to make that short that shit damned up you know what i'm saying come on that this is real you guys gotta you have too much faith in robots learn something all right i'll cause your time but the grid though the robot i trust i don't trust 10 cameras to be fully self-driving all the time. Team robot, let's go. Yeah, team robot.

Robots are going to kill us all. I believe this. But no, no, no. Y'all are laughing enough for saying the grid. I'm fine. We're going to be self-driving. There's going to be a team human. There's going to be a team human.

Humans are better at everything. Humans are better at everything. You're with that? Humans are better at everything. Whack. You ever take some shit out your fucking dishwasher when you're doing your wife's dishes and it's got some fucking quinoa still stuck on it? That's your robots, bro.

That's your motherfucking robots. Wash your wife's dishes, yo. Nah, that was you putting it on the wrong setting. Yeah, you did. You fucked up, son. Humanity right there. You put two places too close together and then the quinoa gets stuck. Oh, I wish a robot could have figured that out.

A human could have figured that out. No, a robot could have done it, but you packed it wrong. No, I didn't pack it. I don't do my work. We should have a contest for who washes better dishes, a dishwasher or a Mexican. Oh, 100%.

That was racist. That was racist, bro. Who do you think washes the dishes in other parts of the world? Korea, China, these parts? Mexicans. You think that they send them all the way out there to do that i assume so oh that's outsourcing wow that's a big assumption indians do customer service everywhere that's not true sometimes you got some vietnamese

doing that shit and it's never as good all i'm saying is we can't make assumptions and y'all are making a big assumption y'all playing with your lives with that you're playing with your lives because you're not trusting humans humans done did you good i'll speak to you in two years when you own a tesla watch it i own a tesla and when a robot dog tells you go inside robot dog is me coming up on you yeah say again there's no robot dog yes you will no uh-huh no watch what they gonna do now you're for sure gonna have a robot car for sure because you don't even drive yourself anywhere right now i'm buying a car from back in the day when it was no robots and who's gonna drive it i'll find somebody my wife it don't drive 2003 this shit gotta fucking drive but i'm just saying i'm going back should i make my car electric

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I want to say. I owe you an apology. You do? Well, you don't even know what for you. You owe me plenty. You don't even know what for you. All right me plenty. You don't even know what for you. All right, go.

Let me get one out. Okay. So when we were talking about Will and Jada, you were blaming Jada a lot. Okay. And I thought that was crossing the line. I thought you were going OD on her. And then new footage came out where you might be vindicated. Told y'all.

Told y'all. You might be vindicated. Which? Play the footage. Which? Sorceress. You called her a sorceress. She's a sorceress, bro.

Sorceress. And I thought that might be a little bit OD but this is the video that came out where basically Jada's filming Will on IG Live you know Esther Peral

is coming to the table she's going to be at the red table would you say she has been instrumental in you and I redefining our relationship I would say

don't just start filming me without asking me oh my goodness if you could film me. Astaire, come help us again, please. I'm still dealing with foolishness. Don't. No, no.

She, yeah, because she don't just. Would you say that she helped us heal the hurts that we caused between one another? My social media presence is my bread and butter, okay? So you can't just use me for social media and not, you know, don't just start rolling. I'm standing in my house. Don't just start rolling. Please watch a stare at the red table because she's helped us a lot. Can't you tell?

Woof. Woof. And then she came out and said she never wanted to marry him. That was like another clip that came out that was wild but she was like i was so i regret it i cried on my wedding day the only reason i did is because my mom wanted me to do it blah blah and i think the only reason they did is because she got pregnant oh yeah that too yeah yeah and then she don't love him yo the birthday all that shit she don't love him so now the tide's turning all the comments i'm seeing on like every

will and jada post is like, yo, it's her fault. She doesn't deserve Will, blah, blah, blah. And yeah, we knew that shit in 97. It's wild corny to say social media is my bread and butter. Why? That line was wild corny. My social media presence is my bread and butter. That's what he should have said.

Because he's protected his image forever, and now there's someone on the outside having that power and influence to promote yeah her show i think that's what he said i think it's corny for him to say that no but he made it seem like social media like he was new to instagram and all that like i think he cares more about the 30 years of i'm the biggest star in the world social media press all that stupid it's wild corny just videotape your husband right when you're beefing and bring up the beef like she stinks she doesn't like him and i mean she should just break up with him like yo you don't like him why are you putting him through that no it's will needs to leave her please will needs to leave her too but like she also don't like him and she can't force him to

be with her so if you don't like him don't't do all this stuff. But instead, she's taking out, it looks from the outside, that she's abusing him because of how angry she is that she's in the relationship. Like, she's annoyed and feels pain for being with someone that she doesn't want to be with. So she's treating that person the way that she feels. See what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

So, like, leave that motherfucker. Here's my question about that video in particular. everybody's pointed that video to me that's the only time i've ever seen him come close to standing up for himself where he you know the line i liked i'm standing in my house you're gonna say our house yeah so i'm standing in my house yeah he said don't film me so like as much as i don't like her that video people like he seems so broken to me it's like that's the if you think he's broken there what about when he's sitting with her at the fucking red table talking about her affair and acting like oh yeah no this is cool i'm cool with this yeah that's when i thought he was broken i was like that's fucking wild that you have to sit there and justify her affair yeah on her tv show

that you pay for in your house so this this one, you thought he was alpha? I didn't think he was alpha, but I thought for him, relatively speaking, yes. That's what you would have done in this situation? If I'm a guy who will slap another guy for making a joke about her and she doesn't like it, that's alpha, relatively speaking. I see what you're saying. You're judging him on like a will scale. Yes, on a will scale, that's as alpha as we've seen will with jada ever don't just film me without

my permission yeah get out of that bro and i get it's different like you have children right like children change everything but like god damn both of y'all don't want to be in this yeah but for him to like overcome the situation he's in does is there a race between the two of them to get to he's gotta he's gotta leave her first oh if he leaves her everybody will blame jada like the best thing he could possibly do with his career is leave her and then he's the biggest star in the world again you know i realized that i was just in this thing that was super toxic and i don't want to talk trash about my kid's mother and i still love her i'll always have love but like we weren't in a

relationship that was bringing out the best of one another we were trying to you know manipulate our own emotions so we could keep this thing going. But the reality is we're not right for each other, and I wish her the best. He comes out and says, that, we fill in all the blanks. She's a sorceress. She's a witch. She made him do all this shit. That's the first thing people go, yo, she's a sorceress.

First thing, right? First thing. And then he comes out with a banger of a movie. He needs a banger of a movie as well to come after. Oh, no, no. Yeah. You got to date the right bitch after. You got to have the right girl.

And I don't know who it is. Who is it? I don't know. I've been trying to figure this out. I've been thinking about this. Who do you want Will Smith to fuck? Who is the post-divorce Will Smith girl? Well, think about his female leads.

Margot Robbie? Margot? Nah. Married? I think he's just got to go. Charlize Theron? No, no, no. Nah. Just get a baddie that no one knows. Too old. I think he's just got to go. Charlize Theron. No, no, no. Nah.

Just get a baddie that no one knows. Too old. Balds too. Lupita Nyong'o. Ooh. He was with Dandy Newton. Nah. Seven pounds who he was with.

Rosario Dawson. Rosario. Who would the Fresh Prince get with? That's who he's got to do. Yeah, Rosario. He was with Tyra Banks on the Fresh Prince. Oh, yeah. Yo, get with Sweetie. who he's got to do. Yeah, Rosario. He was with Tyra Banks on the Fresh Prince. Oh, yeah. Yo, get with Sweetie.

That would be fire. That would be fire. Can't be too hip-hop. Somebody respect it. What do you mean? He needs like a Beyonce or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Snatch Beyonce from Jay, son? Is that what you're saying? No, no, no. Like a Beyonce, I said. That's wild. Did you even suggest something? Yo, chill, chill, chill. Relax, relax.

You crazy, bro. You crazy.. Relax. You crazy, bro. You crazy. China really influencing you, bro. Chill out, bro. Chill out, bro. You know who would treat Beyonce like a queen is the prince. Probably. Probably.

Probably. Maybe Rihanna. You can take Rihanna. There you go. If you want to split somebody up. Why would you bring that? You just had a kid, bro. What the fuck is your problem? Why are you trying to bring up black? You just had a kid, bro. What the fuck is your problem?

Why are you trying to bring up black love? What the fuck is your problem? Do we know? What the fuck is your problem, dude? Yo, this is a theory. That was a theory. You know what bothered me more than all this? Is she made an appearance publicly without him.

She went to an... Shonda Rhimes opened like an art center or something like that. And then she went, made a public appearance without him. She went to an Shonda Rhimes open like an art center or something like that and then she went made a public appearance without him. It's like she thinks she's famous without him. I think she really

believes she is. She thinks she would have still been famous if she never married Will. I think a little part of her. You're out of your fucking mind. She wouldn't have been

as famous but she would still be famous. Name three Jada Pinkett Smith movies before Will. Set it off. Set it Will. Set it off. Set it off. What else? You've seen Woo?

You've seen fucking Woo? I did see it. Wasn't she in Matrix? I did see it. Matrix. The after Will. I'm telling you. Will turned that shit down low key.

He did. He did. And then he said, hey Jada, take my scraps. Jeez. Fucking audacity of this girl. She has done nothing publicly to support him since he slapped somebody for her you only have to say i support the slap you could say i don't support what he did but that's a good man that's my husband i love him he's misguided she did hey it's healing

season and then leaks shit the source is like i don't need protecting yeah i think she said something like oh like he messed things up or some shit i saw that randomly on twitter yeah apparently she won't let him talk about until red table talk your show the show that he paid for for you to come shit on him every week yeah but then he makes money in his house brook i mean he makes money off of the show too you think will can't make money elsewhere you think will needs money yeah i don't know if will needs is he little bow wow guy needs fucking money Why Balow gotta get a shot What's wrong with Balow What's wrong with you You just shoot at everyone

All Balow ever did Was make sure people's waves Was tight Yeah You out here just taking shots Like Mike Wow you just don't know Yeah Mike was a great film

Nah bro You was talking crazy Disrespectful to Balow Hey Balow I'm sorry I'll invite you to have My United 1K pass You can take flights

Whenever you want to I'll use points I'll get you i'll get you first class dog i got you the disrespect yeah i'm offering my frequent flyer miles he needs him he don't need him that's bow wheezy bro yo bow wow take akash up on them frequent flyer miles you're about to find out how quick that's a joke i guarantee you're not not giving no frequent fly-on. You don't think I fly Bow Wow first class? Bow Wow, I got you, dog. You're going to give them all of your miles. Yeah. All of them?

You got my United miles. You're going to have my credit card points. Come on. I work hard for those. Why are you going to make Bow Wow's flight delayed three days? Why are you going to do that to him? I got you a Delta flight anywhere you want to go. Premium plus.

Well, I hope, I really truly hope that uh will can find some peace we want will back yes please we'll come back and then you know what jada might be happier and continue to do great things with her life if they get divorced too i believe the first part of that she'd be happier maybe she'd be happier maybe she wouldn't do good stuff maybe she would but the point is together both of their careers are taking a huge hit and maybe a part they'll be able to achieve the things that they've always wanted yeah i think there should be a part i think it'll give jayden some new material if his parents get divorced you know i mean you have some shit to write about

the next album will be a banger yeah you know i mean willow's next emo album will be a fucking banger yeah that's a good point both their music would probably slap more i'm telling you dude this is a win win win win everybody wins okay while we're talking about bullying mark do you have something for us yes this is happened over the weekend manchester united star player cristiano ronaldo maybe one of the biggest players of all time loses to everton won nothing oh. Oh my god, Everton. He's like, oh. That's embarrassing, dude. No, no, no. You don't get it. You know what I'm saying? You can't lose to Everton. Not Everton, dude. You can't lose to Everton.

Wait, what happened? If people give me shit like, you didn't get your soccer facts off. How? How, motherfucker? How do I do that? How could I? What happened? He's all injured, right? he's walking out of the field watch this yeah so this kid's filming him oh wait why is he injured why are you limping bro you got

a slide tackle his legs all fucked up you know not real injuries little kids filming his injury why did they put that spray on smacks the kid's phone shatters it and bruises the kid's hand bro i mean how old is he is he really a kid or is he one of those like british motherfuckers that don't age yeah he's like hezbollah yeah i think he's like 15 or something are you sure and apparently autist right he's he's an autist oh come on with all that i don't know if he's tisd out i don't know if he's something he's my fan now you should definitely yeah you should definitely look into this he's something yeah his mom posted a picture of the bruise the bruise is kind of brutal i couldn't i couldn't find out what i saw but it was kind of bad oh my god a bruise like

imagine lebron james smacked the shit out some kid oh he gotta get some bread for that i need you to cough up some bread what a new phone and a sorry no a new phone in at least 10 million what i'm a retard you see he's gotta say yo i'm autistic now yeah that's he's gotta say I'm autistic now he's gotta come in there bro he's gotta come in there he should say he got COVID from a contact hand to hand contact from Ronaldo what's his name? Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo take his cat we would've taken his cat Ronaldinho or Ronaldo? No Ronaldinho's different okay that's Cristiano Cristiano Ronaldo whatever his name is We would have taken his cat. That's Ronaldinho or Ronaldo? No, Ronaldinho is different. Okay. That's Cristiano. Cristiano Ronaldo, whatever his name is. Young Dolpho?

Yeah, Cristiano Ronaldo is him. And then Ronaldinho is different. But the kid should have did like the players and just like grab their ankle and be like, ah. Yeah. That probably would have worked better for him. 100%. So Cristiano Ronaldo came out on Instagram and posted a thing.

He was like, ah! So whatever that shit he says. No, he was like, yo, my bad, bro. Like, I was really mad after the game, but I'll bring you out to Old Trafford to watch a game anytime you want. Who wants to go to Old Trafford? Come on. What's Old Trafford?

That's where Man United play. That's their home. Why don't they play in Manchester? They do play in Manchester. Well, why do they play over in Old Trafford, then then because that's the name of the stadium no no i want new trafford dog you're not taking me in old trafford why don't they play in new york no no mark i want to be on his side with that it didn't make any sense old trafford is an area no isn. Isn't it not? It's the name of the stadium.

No. It's an area. It's a stadium. It's an area. I believe Andrew. I bet you look up where the stadium from Manchester United is. He seems very convicted about this. If it's an area, once again, you've gotten all the soccer shit wrong.

You know nothing about soccer, son. That was a stadium. It's a stadium in the town of It's in Manchester. Yes, it's in Manchester. It's an area inside Manchester. You just mild yourself, bro. Don't play with me with soccer, boy. There's nothing wrong. Don't play with me with soccer. You wouldn't even know it's an area in Manchester, not just a stadium.

Yeah, bro, it's the name of the stadium Oh now you're gonna try Now you're gonna try Come on son What we call Where the Mets play Astoria I don't know I don't know where the Mets play

What we call Where the fucking Knicks play Midtown I don't know where the Knicks play Get a real name for a stadium Manchester United Do you know what I'm saying Get a real name

Bro You don't even got a real name yo you're in manchester city just cuck you out of that shit real talk just cuck you bro what do they call manchester city it's like city stadium or something there's our manchester stadium it's got manchester in the name robotic error robotic error i mean let's just call it what it is if you went off your human intuition your gut bro you could have never gotten it wrong yo that's a good point that's why i love the new

york jets that play in new york bro they play they they do not play in i know they play in jersey we don't call them the new york jets we call them the jets stop that's a fact nobody's ever called the new york jets we just call them the jets the giants jets a giant i don't call them that you call them that no you call them the new york knicks no call me knicks knicks i just call them losers that's all i call them by the way just like Manchester, bro. I want to know what you're talking about. Let me tell you something. Everton? You know who used to play for Everton, bro?

Who's that? Who used to play for Everton? Which American used to play for Everton? Tim Howard? Damn, son. We don't suck out here, boy. We don't suck out here, boy. Do you know what I mean? That's a bummer for a baller, bro.

Did the guy who left Biggerton go over there to emerson yeah there we go i wanted you to pronounce it right so bad i said bring it but it's still, dog. I said Brigerton, but I'm still wrong. I want it to work so well. We don't need to, bro. We get the pass. 400 years of slavery.

We get the pass, bro. That's a reparation. Yeah. Okay, guys, for real, though. Because now that we've learned. What have we learned? What are we even talking about? Manchester plays in Manchester. Any soccer about? Manchester plays in Manchester.

Any soccer stuff. Manchester plays in Manchester. Manchester plays in Manchester. He's still dry. Old Trafford. He's still dry. Is an area in Manchester. Is an area in Manchester.

And also the name of the stadium. No, no, no, no, no, no. It is the name of the stadium. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. No, it's not. I've looked up what that stadium is registered under. Oh, really?

Yeah. What's it registered under? Look it up. Look it up. What does that mean, registered under? Yeah, like what the LLC is. The Old Trapper Stadium LLC. Yeah.

Okay, and what is it? Look it up. You'll see. Yeah. You'll see. Rolling the dice on this one you'll see you'll see what's the llc it's under yeah i don't know do they got lc's your llc's not your name that's what i'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I figured. That's what I'm saying. What is it? There's no answer on Google, bro.

Well, robots fail you again, don't they, Mark? Robots will fail you again. So is the kid going to sue? I don't know. It doesn't seem like it. Why wouldn't he sue? Yeah. He was assaulted.

That's what Christian Arnold yells also. That's part of it. That's his slogan. His sue. Telling him what to do. No, but why would he not sue? Maybe it's a different culture out there, but he was assaulted. Legit.

It's not just, I'm going to slap the phone. I'm going to hit your fucking hand. Yeah. And in the States, that's a felony because this is over $1,000. Oh, it's destruction of property or something like that. He's already received a million dollar offer they they went to him and said name your price please quick you think they started at a million whatever yeah yeah i couldn't imagine what a fucking idiot why would he get so angry at a kid though like you think maybe he was upset i don't think he was a kid limping sees someone sticking out a phone and he even saw that it was a kid. He's looking down, limping, sees someone sticking out a phone and

swats it. Fuck that, yo, it's a kid. But he's used to this. Every single game there's somebody with a kid. Pretty crazy in the same 10 days, the biggest footballer ever. 425 million Instagram followers. Really? The number one. And then Will Smith, same 10 days, slapping.

Yep. And NASCAR, slapping. Maybe Cristiano Ronaldo's a Scientologist. And the phone disrespected him. He had to slap the phone to let it know. That thing on NASCAR was interesting. Yeah. So there you go, these two dudes. What's up, yo?

Talking shit. What's up, yo? Yeah, take a look. Ah, pussy, bro. Pussy. I mean, if you keep your helmet on, that's a hell. Yeah, mad pussy. That's a hell.

Mad pussy. Come on, bro. I'm keeping my shit on. I ain't going to lie. Boom, boom, boom. How you going to throw punches and you got a helmet? My helmet's not coming off That motherfucker was dumb to take his helmet off

Say what? Why don't you drive with it off then Pussy Cause you have the potential to get hurt Yeah but you can't throw a punch I mean I immediately do that shit Wow that kid's young I immediately do that shit

And that motherfucker stopped fighting too once he got popped no they started fighting more they like wrestled he just took a wrestling because i can't i can't punch a guy who got a fucking helmet on oh wow is this often happens when in racing did you see that i don't understand i i understood why formula one is more popular than nascar when i looked at these cars how is this fun oh shit like that was kind of crazy oh oh he's trying to kill him no but that's because he was upset so he got upset at what the blue car number one did yeah and then that was his retaliation but what the number one car did wasn't nearly as fucked as that that was way crazier yeah his retaliation so for him to be

so pissed after doesn't make any sense where you can die so what i gathered based on youtube comment reading is this kid ty gibbs his grandfather owns gibbs racing is also the old head coach of the washington redskins so this kid is like people think he's like a spoiled brat like your granddad owns a team granddad super respected guy old head coach and they look at you like you're just not him and your granddad owns the team it's the only reason you're driving and you're just kind of like a bitch that's the guy that wouldn't take his helmet off when he fought. And then he fucked him up.

It's an 18 and 19 year old, the two of them. Oh. I just can't believe you're respecting a dude who didn't take the helmet off, bro. Yeah, I respect that more. He punched him, then tried to walk away. And then punched him a couple more times. You gotta take the helmet off. At least make it even.

It be like that. It be like that. That's corny, bro. It be like that. That's corny. Nah, son. That's respect. Shooting a fair one is respect on the streets, Al. You should know better.

Yeah. If we got beef and we shoot the fair one, that's respect. Oh, so you respect him because he doesn't respect you. If he's giving you the opportunity for a fair one, that's a respectful move. Is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, on the streets of his beef. They're not on the streets,'m trying to say like it you know on the streets of his beef they're not on the streets bro say what they're not on the streets literally the

street literally it's it's a street i mean it's a course it's a road it's a road it's on the road on the roads it's different on the roads that demand them it's different it's different when the mandem starts throwing punches is different bro yeah but did you like my j cole impression yeah j cole j cole is do you know he's he's copying you bro yo j cole is copy like he's got a british accent all of a sudden he puts out a whole fucking british song yeah guy was kind of duck running and jason staten was copying you yo he's been copying his accent sounded just like you son that motherfucker he's a dick rider too. That motherfucker be riding dangles all day.

He'll fuck you up, Jason. Yo, Jason Statham? I think I could fuck him up. Elbow to the top of his head, splitting his whole shit. If you got a helmet, you're good, bro. I would wear a helmet if I fought Jason Statham. You got a full face helmet? You got him.

Just so it would be even. Yeah, I would wear a helmet. I still don't think it'd be even. I still think he'd get fucked up. How tall is he even? You got to wear full ass football pads to have a chance against against who jason statham's why otherwise he'd just kick you in the room you know he's an actor right like you know this is not real i assume he can actually

fight though why because he'd be doing all the moves literally in the contract like of hours upon hours of training that he gets yeah stupid idiot he can't He can't, he don't get, actually, fuck you. He don't actually get hurt when he's fighting. He just got to know the moves, his choreography. Training, he probably gets hurt. I don't know. Nobody hitting him. In what part of the movie does he get hit?

The Paul brothers were fucking YouTubers. And they do a little training and now they box us. Fuck Jason Statham up. Facts. Fuck out of here, bro. You don't think the Paul brothers could beat up Jason Statham? Are you crazy? No.

No. Are you guys fucking nuts? Because they're way bigger. Jason Statham's a little guy. Yo, what's going on? Yeah, but that's like mixed martial arts going against. Do you really believe movies? Is this like with magic and shit?

He could fight. He actually has a martial arts background. What is it? What's the martial art? Mark. Mark. Come on. What's the martial art?

I don't understand. We rolling dice. We rolling dice. i don't understand we rolling dice we rolling i don't understand why you don't why you act like you don't have a laptop he's a purple belt in brazilian jiu-jitsu boom fuck him up purple belt stupid purple belt that's the top belt i don't even think you learned how to choke yet no that's the top you would think black isn't the top no purple and jiu-jitsu is the top this guy why because i don't know i'm just i'm just rolling the dice let's go no it's like it's middle it's top it's top it goes white blue purple brown black and then like what did you just say what did you just say no i mean i said it was

the top but it's like only the third of like a lot of belts yeah it's very middle yeah that shit is the bottom not 16 years you gotta do 16 years of training to get it he was training for 16 years ain't no way no no it's minimum age to get the belt you got to be training for this age a year and a half year and a half that's pretty good bro you're gonna have so he did a year and a half of martial arts training you fucking asshole i think he's on other fighting no he's a diver that's where is this a theory no that's facts that's miles he like was a he was a good diver he was a really really good professional that you changed the good you're going out of limb

right here google it roll the dice roll the dice wow get the fuck out of here dude that's what he used to look like with hair he looks better with a shaved head he looks like a baller looks like with hair you got a bod a though okay i mean dude ow good job diving dude yeah paul brothers will fuck him up like if you're a diver no you're not beating nobody up bro 100 yeah okay i think we got to do some feelings no facts guys how do you feel do i just rifle through a few rifle through feelings no facts all right this is just a video that went let's just stab a few feelings Oh my god Cop drops his glasses Oh no Oh my god

Dude Now you gotta arrest him son I mean insane You gotta arrest him If he was black you would have shot him 100% You think maybe that's why white cops shoot black dudes They just get embarrassed in the basketball game all the time

You know what I'm getting my revenge one way or another That's it That's gonna be the new white man can't jump That's exactly how it's gonna go You know what? I'm getting my revenge one way or another. Yeah, that's it. That's going to be the new white man can't jump. That's exactly how it's going to go. What else we got? I thought this one was interesting. This dude plays one second of the game, fouls it out,

and then keeps it moving but gets 300K. So Drew Holiday had a clause in his contract. He's a basketball player for the Milwaukee Bucks. They said if you play 67 games, he'll give you a $306,000 bonus. So the team does him a solid, says you start the game, just foul somebody, and then we'll pull you out,

and you'll make $300,000. Is he injured, or is there a reason why he's not playing? You just don't want him to play the last game. Like Luka, I'm a Mavs fan, obviously Luka Doncic, they played him in the last game, he strained his calf.

So now the playoffs are in jeopardy. The Mavs might lose in the first round for a meaningless game so we need you for the playoffs but we don't want you to lose but we're not gonna fuck you out of 300 stand up i don't even know if that's a stand-up i see yeah yeah i didn't know that's what it was like i don't think the organization is doing something sweet i think the coaching staff was like yo get your money and the organization probably signed off on it like, fine. It's not worth causing this turmoil. That's something nice about the organization. I'm telling the coach, yo, I'm in. Yeah, but I didn't put the things together.

Like, obviously, the Bucs are doing fine. So he did what he had to do throughout the season to get to the playoffs. Yeah. You better pay him his fucking money. 100%. You want me to hoop in the playoffs? 100%. I'm going to go play because I'm ready to play right now.

If you want me to play the whole game, I will. But you're going to sit me down for you. You're not sitting me down for me. I come here to play every single game. You need me healthy in the playoffs. So you're not doing me no favors here, bro. I came ready to play.

I'm able to play. To be fair, the coach could just say, you're not playing today. That's more of a football thing. But no, do not play coach's decision. Denip CDs, you could just be that. You're not playing today that's more of a football thing but not uh do not play coach's decision denip cds that's uh you could just be that you're not playing it's my decision you're not playing today now then you just cause so much anger and animosity so they're

not gonna do that i guess if this was made to look like the coach was doing the right thing in the way or stand-up organization like nah my man balled out got you into the fucking playoffs you need his ass in the playoffs or else you guys aren't gonna win he could have said i'm gonna sit down and you're still gonna pay me my money bitch and they would have like i hate this little pr spin like oh the the owners of the team are fair and good no i don't believe owners are ever fair it's much cooler in the nfl where like brady has to throw another even though the team is saying don't do it and they're like nah get his ass out there we're gonna get you a check like because that does happen in the nfl like if a team is losing they'll be like no don't let him hit his bonus happened to grow yeah you heard you saw what

happened with grunk no we're having a girl oh brady made sure he got his bonus oh really he made he just threw to him even though the players weren't for him he needed like seven cats or i don't know how many catches but he needed a a certain amount of catches and yards to get to his number. Got to the number, sat him down. And they were calling other plays. Yeah, he's the man. Jordan would never do that shit. Jordan would do what would allow his team to win.

So he wouldn't do that exactly. So would Brady. All right, what else? I just want to point out that a lot of people miss handshakes. Did you see this? Get out of here, bro. Yo. So he makes Bro get up out of his seat ken basemore moves him this is fucked taps of everyone the dude he just moved see you come on poor guy i felt like it was deliberate am i wrong am i yeah this is a little blurry this

shot but it seems like he had to have seen that hand it was like nah i think he dapped him up on the shoulder like he just gave him a little pat and i think that was his acknowledgement that's what i seem like to me i don't think exactly personal and lebron's so aware of his um uh presence like his you know he knows the cameras are always on him so he's gonna do the right thing and that'd be rude to like leave your boy hanging motherfucker has a his own handshake for everybody on the team that's true he loves doing handshakes his favorite thing in the world so yeah i will say he didn't miss that handshake nearly as great as mark yeah the funniest miss handshake in history when he misses it and then just snaps so good dude yeah there's a lot of ways to handle it there's a lot of ways to know there's a black way where you kind of dab yourself and there's a white way you

just kind of finger it's a lot of ways to do it What else we got? You want to talk about UFC? Ooh Or Maybe we talk about UFC On the episode that's going to come out Thursday Because we might have a Little special somebody here

Who can break it down for us Okay That might be a good idea So why don't we hold all the UFC talk For the professionals Ask Mark Let's do it Okay well guys okay i might be a good idea so why don't we hold all the ufc talk for the uh professionals that's smart okay well guys this has been episode flaring 2 thank you guys so much uh peace