Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Predicted Joe Rogan Smear Campaign | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss the smear campaign on Joe Rogan, Kamala Harris rocking the Akaash Tims, Kanye contract rant, Clippers and Nuggets, times changing since Jame Bond and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

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this whole pandemic and i think this shit is about to wrap up come November with these elections. That being said, we got things to do. Still, we have things to talk about. This has been a pretty crazy week when you think about it. And I don't know where we should begin. I don't know if we begin on the resurgence of Akash's Timberlands. you know i think that a lot of people tried to give kamala harris credit for for for really kind of bringing back the timberland sneaker if you will i paved the way not only can you please can you please look at the tims that we have here a part of our set maybe you should bring them into the set thank you very much akash and it only makes sense maybe you wear them during this set

if i were you you i mean they're yours but i'll wear yeah that's fine you're wearing sneakers too big for you anyway all your yeezys fit like four sizes too big yo it's real like christmas socks yeah i got them from my cousin and then he got another pair so i was like all right you took them back anyway point is um kamala lit the internet on fire uh-huh because she was walking around in her old J-Lo outfit. And I feel like- Kamala looking cute, though, to be honest with you. I'm not going to lie.

She looks fly. Stacked. Yeah, let's talk about- We'll work our way up. Let's start with the feet and outfit. Work our way up. Yeah, because we're going to get- AOC is out of here, bro.

I don't want to hear about AOC's honkers no more. Yeah, we need some Kamala, okay? So let's start with the feats, okay? First of all, she took those stairs, and that stair, that vertical descent. That's tricky. That's tricky vertical descent. No hands. If you don't think this was planned.

Swagged up. No hands on the bar, right? Now, who's this a shot at? Remember when Trump couldn't walk down the slanted? And by slanted, I'm not talking about the people who started this virus. I'm talking about whatever that thing is. What is it called? A slope?

Like a ramp. A ramp, yeah. Couldn't walk down the ramp. Slope. Slope. But he couldn't walk down the ramp. And then she's just hot stepping down those stairs keeps it pushing you know they wanted us to see the timberlands because they cut her fucking head

out of the shot watch this right and your head's cut off well her feet are kind of cut off too but it's clearly planned yes this is the hey bless her remind everybody i'm black yes thing yes the whole outfit nothing about it is remotely like skin tight jeans oh yeah yeah yo she's doing it right now but this is the let's remind everybody i'm black and also indian by me getting the cheap pair of tips 100 with that little ass red carpet this is the the most Indian she ever made in her life. You think she was about to fly off of that? If she got on the carpet in Tim's and then started flying away. And then it levitated. Black vote, Indian vote.

And she opened up her jacket and there's a little lamp hanging out of that thing. Yo, Kamala. Okay, now let's talk about the bosoms. We're on Patreon. I didn't know Kamala had it like this. Oh, I knew she was stacked. You knew she was stacked? I she was stacked i did not really i did not and that's no kids so those are sitting perky at 53 oh she hasn't had no kids sucking on them titties really nah just mayors just just you know politicians body is tight no the body is mid sections in check you know i mean fa take notes oh yeah fa's here with

us i don't know if i said that earlier but uh fa's come all the way from england to work on a little project with us we'll be telling you guys about in the future yo this is the most indian she ever been though why is that right with the discount tims we ain't spending no money no real tims come on i think that was alex's joke but that's all good. That was me, though. You know what I mean? That was me. Don't listen to the black man. You know what I mean? I'm too busy looking at the black woman.

The best-dressed Indian? The best-dressed Indian on the internet? Al, stop acting like you think she's attractive. You're attracted to half of her and it's not the black half. That's a nice curry black right there.

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What do you mean? He called on the last episode. I think I did call, right? Yeah. Anytime Joe Rogan gets introduced as an influencer in the political sphere the next day there is a smear campaign that says he's transphobic homophobic sexist whatever he literally tells me he's like oh yeah anytime that i get retweeted or posted by any political candidate i just turn my phone off for a day like i don't even go on twitter i don't go on

instagram it's just it's noise but now everybody's coming to him with the spotify shit so you've seen that what's happened with all this with the spotify or the political thing both i think the view the chicks on the view yeah those idiots were just saying that he's homophobic or he's transphobic i watched some of the clip to be fair megan mccain was like i'm a fan of joe rogan i he's massive, and I'm not sure you guys realize how big he is. She gives love. She's like, I think this would be good. And then the liberal chick does the liberal talking points of, oh, he has a history of this and this and this and this. I'm not comfortable with him moderating a debate.

What history, bitch? Have you listened to one fucking podcast? Have you listened to any episodes of this guy? Do you even understand what's going on? Do you understand? But that's the thing. When you even understand what's going on? Do you understand? But that's the thing. When you're not a fan of somebody, all you hear is just the headlines. Also, she has to serve. The time he made headlines was

transphobic comment on when he said nigger and things like that. So it's like that's the only thing you know of that person. And this girl's a smart girl, but my girl watches The View. She's just like every liberal talking point she'll hit. she'll say smart things but you know her point of view on everything before the story comes up it never veers from

that she's appeasing her fan base or whatever it is so hey the left the far left whatever doesn't like rogan i don't like rogan tell me why i don't like rogan okay i'll make that sound smart as fuck yeah i bet she couldn't even say what he said about trans people oh Oh, I guess. She would do the research if you asked. But I just asked her a bit, why is he transphobic? Well, he said transphobic things. What? Well, he said that trans boxers shouldn't fight women. Oh, so you mean people who are genetically male shouldn't beat women up?

How do you feel about men hitting women? Well, that's wrong. How do you feel about men who want to be's wrong how do you feel about men who want to be women hitting women that's totally okay yeah i mean there was that girl who literally broke a woman's skull yeah what was her name something fox i can't remember i remember fallon fox the ufc fighter yeah she literally cracked a girl's skull so they didn't know that she was trans and she was fighting these other chicks yeah she's a dude that is trance so she has dude strength in there and she's destroying these fucking women it's dangerous bro at a certain

point in time you need to step in somebody needs to go find cyborgs baby pictures because i don't know cyborgs what is it cyborg that ufc fighter oh yeah she got her ass kicked oh she did yeah by amanda noones oh. That chick not playing. She bad as fuck, dude. Yeah, that girl does not play around. There was also Caitlyn Jenner. I don't know if this was on the video, but on TMZ, she was just like crying also

about Joe Rogan being transphobic. Man, Caitlyn Jenner's homophobic. Caitlyn Jenner don't even believe in gay. I know she said, I don't. Yo, that's the thing, bro. I don't understand how you jump gay i remember when she came out or when she transitioned she said i am still attracted to women but i'm not gay so if anybody wants to explain that to me cool but i remember that religious i think she's

she's like uh i'm a christian and you're like homosexual she don't believe in like uh same-sex marriages or something like that like she was coming with all this shit and we were looking at her like, yo, do you know what you are? Yeah. Do you know what the fuck you are? How are we supposed to accept this and you can't even accept that? It's crazy. She's stupid.

She's married to a woman. She's married to a woman and she's a woman, but she celebrates Father's Day. This is confused, bitch. I think she's just mad. Ain't it funny that as soon as she transitioned, all of a sudden she wanted all this attention and all the spotlight got to be on me all the time.

Let me find my way into the headlines. Bruce didn't give a fuck about none of this. Bruce was chilling in the shadows. Bruce was the coolest person on that show, bro. I liked Bruce on that show. As soon as Bruce became Caitlyn, even the family was like, get this bitch out of here, yo.

I can't handle this no more. Bruce and the son, because the son was just like, I'm not that mother they really broke no no not that one the jenner son oh brody yeah yeah he was just crushing push yeah he's like i don't got time for that shit remember when you did a show on mtv about getting a friend no it was called like bromance or something like that it's a competition you know back in mtv was doing a competition for everything oh my god but it was like instead of like competing like who can climb a mountain it was like like bromance or something like that it was like it's a competition you know back in MTV it was doing a competition for everything oh my god but it was

like instead of like competing like who can climb a mountain it was like competing for like social tasks yo that's great like who could be my new bro

and like a bunch of dudes competed to be his bro we're like what the fuck is going on here you guys gonna milk some prostates

yo before that though MTV back when they were like creative they had an Andy Dick remember the comedian Andy Dick he had a fake thing to be his intern

his assistant it was like a fake reality show but he's putting them all through very real like super hard tasks like mad arduous like one guy had to

cut his lawn with scissors one guy had to find his contact lens that he claimed he dropped in a pool and all of it was fake it was all bullshit he just tortured these guys

for months on end which is great. That's a great idea. So what ends up happening? Does one of them win? Son, no. I don't know. I didn't even watch the end.

Who cares? I just want to see them get tortured. I don't want to see a winner. I just want to see you guys miserable. You're the winner when you watch this. You are the winner. But that's why that Wipeout show

works out so beautifully. Yeah. You know Wipeout? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they go through the obstacle course. I want to go on that so bad. Say what?

I want to go on that show so bad. Right? I want to go on that show so bad. Right? You want to do it, but you also laugh at the motherfuckers that get hit by some big rubber thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know they're safe. Yeah.

It is literally the perfect show. We love seeing other people endure pain, but not enough pain where they're dead. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Right? But we want it to look really bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So if someone could flop around a lot before they hit the water, amazing. Right. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Right. But we want it to look really bad. Yeah. So someone could flop around a lot before they hit the water. Amazing. Right. Yeah. And they just constructed an obstacle course that would maximize falling. Yeah. In a situation where they'd be okay.

So we can laugh about it. Yeah. Brilliant. That's a good idea. Like Japanese just hacked game shows. Yeah. I told you all about the one where they jerk off the people trying to sing. All right.

What? You try to sing a song and they're jerking you off. You and your milking and you, you going, you going for it. What the hell?

Let's go for it. So go. You brought up the milking. Go. You got this Japanese jerking. You got it. But don't bring it on me. You went on the show

when you was over there? Say again? You went on the show when you was over there? Nah, nah. I would have watched it though. You got to watch it. How far do you think you would have got when you asked her to put a finger in your butt how far would i go after you asked like hey just put a little finger in there i think the

goal is not to come yeah i believe so you're this is how like asexual japanese people are they gotta jerk them off on tv just to get them to come like seriously japanese people going extinct like they're not fucking really you didn't know about this yeah birth rates down a lot their birth rates way down they're not fucking like there's nothing really sexual about the culture they had to like devise rules on how to flirt they'd like teach people how to flirt yeah they did right this is what is this thing about like the wall you knock on the wall yeah exactly yeah cabedon is what it's called yeah so what is it you're at the bar it's's like they taught guys how to flirt through anime.

This is the funniest shit ever. Basically, they were like, all right, if you see a girl you think is hot, you got to walk up to her. You got to look at her close to her eyes. And then you got to have her near a wall, and you got to smack the wall hard. Oh, that's right. I've heard about this. You got to smack the wall. Now everybody heard about it.

Soon everybody getting fingered. You got to smack. Stupid. Smack the wall real hard, and you just whisper into your ear and you say hey my name's steve or whatever and it's called cabedon which literally means wall smack you gotta teach people how to flirt yeah but do we do that in america yeah we really broke them motherfuckers how we rob kardashian in japan they used to be fucking samurai samurai to pokemon access to pokemon real quick samurai to pokemon from one bomb from one bomb

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