Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Chauvin Guilty On All Counts | Flagrant 2 Patreon Clip

Episode Date: April 23, 2021

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What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. What's up, everybody? We're restarting because this Derek Chauvin stuff is really sad for some of us. There will be a candlelight vigil in Louisville, Kentucky. Bring your tiki torches. Bring your tiki torches.

Bring your tiki torches. Tiki torch vigil. Yeah, there's a tiki torch vigil in Louisville, Kentucky. It's very sad for some people. Yo, people were pissed, bro. Really? Yeah. Oh, because you posted

justice was served and then Mark got on a bunch of burner accounts and started saying, look into it. Were you getting on your burners? Nah, dude. I got my group your burners? Nah, dude. I got my group test, dog.

Oh, dude. What's up, Q boys? Sick them. The Q dogs? Yo, Q and I got to show up to like an Omega party and be like, we're the real Qs. I'm just kidding. We're not going to try to overthrow the Capitol like that the whole time. We're the real Qs.

I'm just kidding. We're not going to try to overthrow the Capitol like that the whole time. Okay. So Derek Chauvin, guilty. All three counts. We were here. We saw it go down. Yeah.

Very emotional. Yeah. Right? Yeah, it was. It was very emotional? Yeah. For you? Yeah, actually.

Really? I felt like relief. No way. Because I thought he was going to be innocent on all counts. Really? I did. it was very emotional yeah for you yeah actually i feel like relief no way because i thought i thought he was going to be innocent on all counts really i did and even though logic was like no he can't get away with this it's on camera i was like yeah but it's cops and cops get away with it even honestly regardless of race but especially with black people cops get away with it yes so i was like it's gonna be i think he's gonna be innocent i think this shit is gonna be like last summer just tension and riots and all that shit.

So I just felt for me personally, relief. I was like, okay, guilty. Justice was served in my mind. Now, like, I think there will be less unrest. Okay. I also felt relief. I felt this weird relief where it's just like, oh God, in the same way that Muslims probably feel relief when there's a terror attack and it's just like oh god i in the same way that muslims probably feel relief when there's a terror attack and it's not a muslim yeah that's how i felt when they're like all three

that's a good way yeah you know what i'm saying like all three what was it murder two murder three and involuntary manslaughter i think involuntary manslaughter but once you have two doesn't that count at all yeah right okay so they they tried all three just in case they didn't get two now you could get more to three or involuntary oh you shouldn't be able to do that's cheating what was it fam yeah it's like multiple multiple choice circle all of them yeah you can't multiple choice you can't multiple choice and choose a b c all the above whoa anything to get the d you're gonna get a lot of d you're gonna get a lot of d wait a minute is that allowed in the justice system what did he do prosecutor yeah

he intentionally and accidentally killed someone but huh how do you even make that case no i don't i think they're different involuntary is different than sec than second degree murder all i know is that first degree is you planned it yeah i think two is like you're aware of it but you don't do anything to stop it or some shit like that i don't know anyway it's the idea yeah but they're not like mutually exclusive but some states they don't let you do all three fair enough okay why like when casey anthony got was put on trial yeah they were like yeah murder one that's it that's it you get one choose one what do you think it is and then we'll go with that like it wasn't premeditated so she got off but if they went like murder two or whatever then

she would you should always go murder two but then you don't get as harsh of a sentence thing if you think they really did it and planned it that's it that's the thing keep it safe murder two dog i would always go murder too. I go jaywalking. I'm kind of with you. I go jaywalking no matter what. Jaywalking no matter what? Just give him a parking ticket?

Sure, yeah. Did you park there? When you were murdering your daughter in the forest, did you park there? Yeah. You did, didn't you? Okay, we got her. We got her. Justice has been served.

25 bucks. Tax evasion. Just pay some $25 out of her fucking purse. You're Mike Al Capone. everybody gets tax evasion little baby bottle falls out not gonna need that you gotta make the charges stick bro um al yeah anything else you want to talk about today or no uh what did you what do you think what do you feel i mean uh you saw me i was here yesterday i didn't really feel anything yeah like i expected that verdict yeah i would have been shocked if it wasn't yeah yeah

so there was no party that was like we're gonna get fucked over again a little bit i felt but this one it was like so much evidence and the fact once the police force wasn't with him then i was like oh okay they're letting them see i wasn't following the trial once the police force wasn't with him then i was like oh okay they're letting them see i wasn't following the trial so the police force was like nah oh no that's right charlemagne hit me he was like some of them were testifying against yeah yeah the police chief was like once i saw it out it was like no adios and the fact that the verge was i didn't know that either they deliberated for like don't don't don't do this don't do this don't do this mark don't do this mark don't do this mark don't do this, Mark. Don't do this, Mark. Don't do this, Mark. Don't do this, Mark, like you thought that.

Okay? I don't think anything. We were arguing about this yesterday. Yeah. I both was just pulling up Google. He said the verdict. Saying someone else's Google answer. No, no, no.

We're on Quora. He said the verdict. He said, he was like, I was like, how long did it take to come to the verdict? He was like, $4. Four hours. I was like, oh, he's guilty on all of them. And then Mark was like, I don't know. That's not sure.

It was eight hours for this other case. What was the other case? Case handy, eight hours. And then what happened in the other case? Not guilty. Not guilty. Four hours. If it's under four hours, it's always guilty, dude.

It was four and a half, I think, to be honest with you. That's why I got a little risky. But the last 30 minutes, I was starting to second guess myself a little bit. I was starting to second guess myself a little bit yeah i was starting to second guess myself a little bit point is guilty all the way through justice served america's not racist anymore god racism solved racism is done yeah we fixed it can we admit that yeah can we get a thank you al for once yeah can you be grateful to us why is that it's like we created the greatest white justice system ever and now black people get to be part of it, and there seems to be no gratitude. Right?

Sometimes the justice system gets it right. Like OJ, for example. They gave you justice just a little bit late. Now you know how frustrating it is when people are late. Yeah, exactly. That's a great point. Yeah! Take that!

Punctuality is important. I was late on that joke. Yeah, I know. I was trying to follow it, and that shit was too funny for my brain. But I was laying on that joke. I was trying to follow it and that shit was too funny for my brain. But I knew it was racist. I was like, yeah. Hold on one second here.

In that silence, I was like, what the fuck? Y'all leaving me hanging on this? That was a good-ass joke but I was calculating a million different things right there. Okay, bet, bet, bet. Okay, so,

but it is important that we discuss these things. Now that black people get to take part in the justice system, right? Can we have a little bit of like a, yo, you know, a little bit. There's not a little bit. Well, you actually had a good proposition yesterday. What was it? Reparations for whites.

Yes. We need to be repaired. Send us some rude, maybe. We need to be repaired. We want rude maybe we need to be repaired we want reparations we want to be reparated yeah i would like to be reparated also you said that potentially we could loot some some stores i also think that that should be fair we should be able to to loot a red lobster we should be able to go to red lobsters that's fine and we should be able to loot it we should be able to loot the better bay biscuits or whatever better bay biscuits the cheddar bay biscuits we should

be able to do that i feel like we should be able to do that i think you should we don't own them we just eat that that's not true that is very true the owner of red lobsters is a black man tyler perry tyler perry owns all the red lobsters al and i can't believe that you didn't know that oh wow i know that was lit you know how black a restaurant red lobsters is it's called red lobster it's called red lobster but we all call it red lobsters of course because we've heard it that's how black people pronounce it and we're like well that must be the right way to say it yeah i'm just saying there's something to my point is it nope damn al you ain't trying to have no fun it's a celebratory oh i'm having fun

this is great celebration justice was served finally i overcompensated yesterday watching it i really felt the need to overcompensate while we were watching what'd you do because when it when the verdict came i felt the same way as all guys was like oh he's gonna get off on all the shit or like they're not gonna get him on second degree so they go second degree guilty and i was like wow that's crazy and i looked over alan he kind of looked at me like the fuck and then after all the guilties came in, I was like, good, yeah. All right, guys,

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All you got to do is pay $5 shipping. Now let's get back to the exclusive Patreon. Let's shift to everybody's response to it. Meaning the Las Vegas Raiders put out a magnificent tweet. Yes. And Nancy Pelosi really showed us what a hero she is. Yeah. I mean, I think both of these guys really knocked it out of the park with their responses.

And I think that's if you want to find the fun in something that's not fun, we can find the fun in that tweet and Nancy Pelosi. Okay. So, so break down the Raiders one. So the Raiders, the Las Vegas Raiders, every team has a fucking Twitter account and they're all, I don't know, they're all like trying to have the tweet about everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And then after this. What assholes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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flamethrower if sean king tweeted that maybe not as much but like there are certain people that could get away with that tweet the fact that it comes from a corporation that maybe does not have the best relationship between uh black people and ownership yeah right the fact that like this is nfl sponsored in a weird way i think you get pushed back because it looks like you're commodifying activism yeah and here's what i also didn't know this is based on eric garner's brother saying something to the degree of now we finally feel like we can breathe after this verdict so they weren't i thought they were just trying to flip like hey it's all over i can breathe ever garner that's all in the past now and i was like

y'all are violent oh that's what i thought it was and i still think it hits oh it's it's all over. I can breathe. Eric Garner, that's all in the past now. And I was like, y'all are violent. Oh, that's what I thought it was and I still think it hits. Oh, it's a response to a specific tweet from George Floyd's brother saying, now we feel like we can breathe. So that's why they didn't take it down, even though they got pushback. What they weren't aware of is apparently after Eric Garner died, a lot of police unions or something like that were wearing shirts that said, I can breathe in response to I can't breathe. So the owner was like i had no idea about that i did not know probably should

have done more research i'm not taking on the tweet which i think is dope honestly yeah just like the tweet is the tweet and that stands maybe i should have looked into it more but it wasn't done with malicious intentions yeah you're basically saying judge me about my my intentions and i didn't think it was that bad outside of the cop thing, which most of us didn't know. I think if it doesn't come from an NFL team, it's kind of fire. If it comes from an activist, boom, we lit. Now, I don't know if an activist would do that because they'd probably take the position, which is, hey, we have so much more work to do.

We can't breathe right now. This is a blip in the scope of the things that we have to accomplish for race relations in America. But it's kind of... They'd say some contextual shit like for one second yeah also we know that it's completely uh false like you were breathing fine before you're a billion dollar corporation right you decided to go to las vegas to make even more money they probably sold all the merch and shit they're probably making tons of money you're al davis's son you're fine um to be fair to al davis though he was one of the guys and one of the owners that was like i don't care what race you are if you can play we're gonna draft you like he was a pretty progressive guy hey hey

what a progressive motherfucker back then back then that was progressive blackhead coach back then that was progressive yeah back then when they were like, I mean, they could run fast. They can't coach my team. He was like, nah, I'll have a black coach. Yo, what do you think our kids are going to think about gangster rap music that would talk about like selling weed when they grow up and weed is legal? Oh, that shit's going to be. Like all drugs are going to be yeah by the time our kids are old enough to listen to music and they're gonna listen back to our shit and they we don't use with the baddest motherfuckers they was selling drugs on shit make oh the shit you can just buy

at walmart like you can just go to walmart is it gonna be like dirty dancing for us where it's like y'all weren't allowed to dance fucking pussies couldn't dance? Yo, is it that? It might be, bro. Dirty smoking or whatever they're going to call it. They're going to be like, that's your big dirty selling, huh? Ooh, I'm chilling marijuana. Dirty soda in the styrofoam.

Ooh, did you take the Robitussin and you mixed with some Sprite Future? We're all on heroin. We're all doing heroin. We don't care. Every single kid has meth to go to school. You go to school. Did you take your meth? Did you take your meth yet, Timmy?

Great. So you can concentrate in school. Awesome. And then to go to sleep at night, there's going to be some form of synthetic heroin. Xanax. Yes. We're all doing Xanax. Oh, you're doing cough syrup?

Wow. These were your badasses? Yeah. Dude. Medicine? We're doing drugs. Oh, you listen to pharmacist rap? Those were the bad guys when you were growing up?

Whoa. Wow. Anywho. Yeah. So what about Pelosi? Pelosi said some crazy shit? Pelosi said something like, hey, if we can pull up the full quote. The full quote is where I thought it was bad.

She's such a bozo, but sometimes I think she this you know on purpose she's just trying to control the media cycle yeah but like i don't think she wants to control the media cycle like that she basically said that like he died for justice or gave his life thank you for your sacrifice yeah yeah and then i didn't think that was as bad but when you read the full quote it's just like yo you're just so slimy thank you george floyd yeah for sacrifice for sacrificing your life for justice scroll down now yeah i have the whole tweet here for being there to call out to your mom how heartbreaking was that call out for your mom i can't breathe anything else in that quote um no that was it but it's like he didn't sacrifice his life yeah he was murdered he was murdered yeah he wasn't presented a choice and was like yeah

and i'll do it oh yeah hey i volunteer as tribute it wasn't that it wasn't that is that the sign from hunger game i'm just such a dork i naturally did star wars i guess but star trek or whatever but he wasn't like yeah i'm the guy let's let's do it and also just the um how heartbreaking was that like a fucking comic trying to get a reaction out of the room yeah calling out for his mom how heartbreaking was that huh guys huh come on are you with me give it up for the ladies keep it going for heartbreak she stinks man i fucking hate her dude she's so unlikable who vote this how you know these fucking retards in san francisco don't know what the hell's going on yeah she how many terms has she uh represented the united states i think 700 i mean this bitch is fucking ancient

right yeah same district san francisco over again over again over again no change whatsoever san francisco sucks have you been been to San Francisco for an extended period of time? No. Yeah, I don't like it. Don't like it. Homeless people everywhere. It's not a great city. It's Portland with hills and more rich people. Oh my god. Portland, hills, more rich people. And the rich people are moving to Austin.

34 years. 34 years. Same position. She fucking colonized the Indians, bro. She probably colonized the Native Americans. She was there. And she's over here being like, wow, it's so it's so sad what happened you did it yeah she was there when that last buffalo cried out for his mom yeah probably yo it is it is just crazy like the career politician 34 years same district yeah just getting worse and worse 81 years old she's 81 years old you look pretty good for 81 to be honest with you what is that like her district yeah dude it was also uh worse dude yes silicon's like popping off all the same

silicon moving bro coming to austin she's no it's nowhere near silicon that's palo alto like what's her district silicon valley i thought is like san jose area mountain view like san francisco the city itself is decrepit. Garbage. And that's why LA is going to shit. It's so expensive. Because of the DA from San Francisco, Gascon has now moved to LA.

And both sides are like, recall this piece of shit. If you're listening to this, you're a piece of shit. Like he wants to, I mean. Yeah. Free F. I'm not subscribed to the Patreon, but. But maybe someone sent it to him. I hope he's a captain

and you can have a video response to me. Yeah, she's just trash. Absolute fucking trash. And why do you keep electing? I mean, do they not put anybody up against her? Maybe that's it. Maybe they need to keep her locked in that position. Most of us are so uneducated about local politicians.

We go in there and we vote for whatever the main shit is yeah and then literally a lot of people will just vote for the name that sounds the most familiar the best i've heard this name i'll vote for them i did that i wonder how many votes you need to win her seat like how many total votes 30 000 50 000 30 000 i think you got it in the bag can you look that up mark how many votes did she get let me check it you need a good patreon following i'm gonna run against nancy pelosi i'm i love it i'm gonna run against nancy pelosi just to get her out of there and then after we get her out of there then i'm gonna resign president no no no 2032 no schultz saves america why don't we just get behind somebody else there's no other democrat

that's the thing they don't run any other democrat that's worth a single penny against her because they want to keep her locked in that position right 275 292 that's how many votes she got she received that many yeah Yeah. In her lifetime. No, no, no. No, no, no. In that district. I mean, yeah, she wins by a landslide every time. Every time.

Because they don't put anybody up against her. 77% of the vote last time. And then 2018, 86% of the vote. Yeah, that's like Saddam Hussein. She's winning by Saddam Hussein numbers. So there's a problem over here. Her district is 44% white, 33% Asian. Like, it's in the back.

You say, like, Asians would go and vote liberal. Yeah, we got to talk to the Asians. Chill, Satan. You're the guy. We got to talk to the Asians. We got to sway the Asians, dude. We got to loosen up something. Maybe she's fired, dude.

Maybe she keeps on getting elected. Maybe they love her. Nah, bro. Why not? Because I don't think that they have a choice. They do. Shahid Batar was running against her in 2020. You think Asians are going to vote for Shahid Batar, bro?

They've been trying to put Shahid Batar and his family inside concentration camps in China for the last year. Okay? Come on. Come on, bro. Can it be that bad? That's so good. I don't know why they didn't laugh more. That was so good. Say what? Can it be that bad if she keeps winning by a landslide? Yeah, because the person that they run

against them is worse. They don't put anybody that's decent. It's a ringer. Let me just try this new person if it's that bad. Maybe it's not as bad. No, because it's not that bad. She also got lucky that so much Silicon Valley moved in and then rented up San Francisco. And now there's all this money in there.

That had nothing to do with her. She didn't bring Silicon Valley to Palo Alto or whatever the fuck. I would also say this about San Francisco. It's gonna go Democrat without a doubt. Well, Shahid Batar was Democrat. Here's the thing. He's also Pakistani.

Yes. Sorry, Alex. Sorry. Shouts to you, Wala. I think you have a situation with Nancy Pelosi, and I'm sure they do this with other, she's a congresswoman, right? They do this with other, like, congresspeople, is they don't run anybody serious or anybody who's part of the democratic system against them.

Like, I bet that Shia Bataar guy, I don't think he's part of the fucking democratic—I don't think that he's a superstar in the Democratic Party. I don't think they're trying to raise him up. I don't think they're trying to build him up as a potential senator or even a governor or even president. This guy with the man bun? Oh, no. That guy got my vote. That motherfucker look like Ra's al Ghul out this bitch. That's my guy, dog.

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