Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Cuomo’s “Not a Pervert, He’s Italian!”

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Tuesday. So Governor Cuomo has just resigned. A lot of people are sending me DMs like, yo, your work is done.
Starting point is 00:00:33 Look what you did. You got him out of here. I don't think that I played any part in getting him out of here. I think that he was probably getting a little handsy with these girls. You'll take the credit for getting him out of here. I will take the credit. Listen, we're feminists. You can't disrespect women.
Starting point is 00:00:53 You can't disrespect Italians. What was he doing to Italians? He said, I'm not perverted. I'm just Italian. That is true. That's offensive to Italians that are listening to it being like, hey, we're also perverted too. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:01:06 Why would you take perversion away from Italians? that's what i'm saying right it's disgusting yeah i'm not a pervert i'm just italian it's like bro like own it so insulting dude i am perverted and i'm italian or just say i'm italian just say i'm italian it's an umbrella and everything's underneath it and i don't think any italians were upset about this. Do you guys think? No chance. I mean, this guy has daughters. I'd be really curious to see how he feels if someone treated his daughters like that. Would he look at them and be like, are you Italian?
Starting point is 00:01:34 And then they're like, yes. Oh, you're Italian, no big deal. Oh, it's okay. Try to finger my daughter. That's totally fine. I'm Italian, bro. We'll talk about it. You're Italian.
Starting point is 00:01:41 I love this pizza spot. This is one of my favorite pizza spots. Oh, just smell this seat that she sat on because you're Italian. Yeah, sniff her garlic knot. Please. That's all that matters. You're Italian. That's the excuse for everything, right?
Starting point is 00:01:55 Let thousands of people die because they're old. You stuffed them into this home and you write a book about it. Yeah. It's an Italian thing. Exactly, yes. It's our culture. They all live together. They're very family oriented. They're communal. Oh, that's true. Exactly, yes. It's our culture. They all live together. They're very family-oriented.
Starting point is 00:02:06 They're communal. Oh, that's true. And if they're not family-oriented, stuff them in the COVID den and let them die. It's what Mussolini would have done. Yes, he would have. He is the greatest Italian leader. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Remember when Mussolini said that? They tried Mussolini. He said, I'm not a dictator, a fascist. I'm a scum! Hickory dickory dock! I sent your grandma to the dock! I feel like I could have done better with that. Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Starting point is 00:02:41 I fingered my maid! What? Is that how it goes? My name is Governor Cuomo. What's another Andrew Dice Clay line? I only know the Hickory Dickory Doctor. Mother Goose. Mother Goose.
Starting point is 00:02:56 I don't know what happens after that. No, no, no. What is it? Something she left. What was it? What was it? Oh, fuck. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Checking something something. Oh uh oh god i'm forgetting it dude i'm having a moment yeah man yeah i completely forgot dude like everybody that cuomo killed during covet you see that a little memory lapse did you forget about that when you wrote a book about it you piece of shit what a piece of shit if he didn't write the book it's defensible yeah if he didn't write the book like if he didn't write the book he can he can lie and say i didn't touch anybody inappropriately right and he can say we did the best that we possibly could we didn't know it was going to happen in this way and we so regret it but when you lead you have to make decisions and people end up dying because of those decisions and that's the cost of leadership and i think you could have like bowed out gracefully right
Starting point is 00:03:49 but the fact that he wrote the book is so he didn't hit the numbers it's so trash get it dude cannot come back yeah cannot come back like if oj wrote a book like if i did it you know what i mean it's just you're rubbing salt in the wound you know what i mean yeah oj's a little almost walking around new york like dude i'm afraid I might be near the governor that killed everyone. You know what's interesting? OJ is a pariah. You can't be around him.
Starting point is 00:04:11 I know Al wants him on the podcast. It would make me feel uncomfortable to have him on the podcast because he killed two people. Governor Cuomo killed thousands of people. Alex Jones. If you want to get on our podcast, you got to kill thousands of people. You got to kill thousands. Alex Jones just said people didn Alex Jones. If you want to get on our podcast, you got to kill thousands of people.
Starting point is 00:04:25 You got to kill thousands. I mean, Alex Jones just said people didn't die. He just said people didn't die. And then that guy is completely canceled. Pombo killed thousands of people.
Starting point is 00:04:34 It is a good point. Thousands of people he killed. He made a decision to kill thousands of people, right? He said thousands of people are fucking dead
Starting point is 00:04:43 because of decisions I make. And I'm gonna lie about it, sweep it under the rug. Then write a book about how great of a job I did. He patted his own back for killing those people. He celebrated his murders. Celebrated it. And he's canceled for patting some fanny. That's
Starting point is 00:04:58 what he's canceled for because fanny came up to him and he just pat, pat, pat. He also did worse stuff, though. What did he do? I think he was, I was saying he went under the shirt and he was a groper. Bro, bro, he just pat, pat, pat. He also did worse stuff, though. What did he do? I think it was Al Zane who went under the shirt. He was a groper. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.
Starting point is 00:05:10 That's Italian. That's Italian, dude. Oh, I'm sorry. Listen, honestly, you're not respecting other cultures, dude. Dude, I'm so sorry, dude. There are certain cultures that you have to respect. And like he said, this is an Italian thing. If a girl walks by him with a skirt, he has to lift it up.
Starting point is 00:05:25 He has to lift it up. It's Marilyn Monroe. He has to lift it up and you have to smell her fanny, dude. Do you see that big fucking mug of his? You think that big mug isn't huffing anus nonstop in the office, dude? Come on, Mark. Have some respect. That's why Italians got big noses, so they can take it all in.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Sniff, sniff, sniff. Not me. I can understand. I'm not Italian. This big nose is not used for smelling Fanny as it walks by. You know what? He's ruining the name Andrew. He's ruining the name Andrew, dude.
Starting point is 00:05:56 Also, what self-respecting Italian names their kid Andrew? That's not an Italian name. Andrea or something like that. Andres, I don't know what it is But Andrew is a strong Scottish name And Chris Christopher for Columbus I guess I guess
Starting point is 00:06:12 Who even knows where that cock is from Running away from his problems Little bitch I want to go to the end of the horizon I think the world Is wound I think it's wound the world is round. I think it's round the world.
Starting point is 00:06:28 What a pussy. What did he do? Sail the wrong way. How do you go the wrong way? Dumbass. It's the very beginning. I wish he got to y'all. Honestly, Delta might not be happening if he did. That's a good-ass point.
Starting point is 00:06:44 That's a good-ass point. That's a good-ass point. Yeah. That's a good-ass point. That's a good-ass point. We're doing reparations for American Indians. We're giving you all some sickness for once. Wait, wait. Keep going. Okay, see? You guys killed all the other Indians with your fucking smallpox blankets.
Starting point is 00:06:56 We kill you guys with our water. The blanket thing is out of, come on. There's no way. How many blankets are you giving out? How many blankets? How many blankets? It's one. They got to share the blanket. It's one blanket. They're cold. There's only so. How many blankets have you given out? How many blankets? How many blankets? It's one. They got to share the blanket.
Starting point is 00:07:05 It's one blanket. They're cold. There's only so many buffalo pelts. Okay, so we gave two or three blankets and then all the Native Americans just died?
Starting point is 00:07:11 It's a contagious disease. There's one disease in Wuhan. Nobody talks about one disease in Wuhan from one scientist. Nobody talks about how well they slept and I think that's
Starting point is 00:07:19 an important thing is that's the first time in their life. They slept too well. That's the problem. They slept. They took the great sleep. They had the great sleep. Yeah. The great sleep. The one that lasted forever. Yeah. That's the first time too well that's the problem they took the great sleep they had
Starting point is 00:07:25 the great sleep yeah the great sleep the one that lasted forever yeah that's the problem but that's the thing this blanket thing i don't buy it i don't buy it i think maybe i don't buy it bro where do you how many blankets would you come into the new free world do you bring 75 blankets where do you think your blankets are from where do you think they're from uh pottery barn they're from china from pottery barn exactly they're not from China. I don't get my blankets from China. And then you got COVID. I don't get anything from China. New Balance. American Made. Okay? Stone
Starting point is 00:07:51 Island. England. Okay? Carhartt. American Made. Yeah. What do you got on? All his shit is Chinese. You want to talk about Chinese shirts? If you want to talk about Chinese shirts, we're not going to talk about Alex's shirt.
Starting point is 00:08:09 That's what we're not going to do is talk about Alex's shirt right now if we're bringing up Chinese shirts. Hey, RIP Chicks. Whoa! What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here! He's stupid. Hickory dickory dock! I still think Cuomo needs to write the book.
Starting point is 00:08:32 I know we talked about this before. He's got to write the book on not sexually harassing women. We talked about it before, but I think it's still worth it. He has to write the book about how to not sexually harass. He wrote the book about how to handle a pandemic, even though he killed a bunch of people. It's not even about not sexually arrest. He has to write the book
Starting point is 00:08:47 about how to do office HR. He wrote the book about how to handle a pandemic. Write the book about how to handle your office. The Italians got it. It could be a self-help book even. Self-help.
Starting point is 00:08:57 It could do that. The secret. Call it The Secret. 100%. That's what he told his staffers. It is definitely a secret. I love this idea. I think it's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:09:05 I think that, what was some of his rules, right? He had that one rule where like women have to sit on stools but upside down. So he makes them turn upside down
Starting point is 00:09:13 and then just pick a peg and then you sit on that and that's where you do your work from. That's just to make sure everyone has a seat. Exactly. Just open-minded. All three women
Starting point is 00:09:20 sit back to back on that stool. Slot it down, okay? And then what happens afterwards? Shave off the stool into a cacio e pepe. Okay? That's how he makes the parmesan. Tell me when. Tell me when. Real talk. I think he has to do that. What are we going to call it? I like the secret. I think the secret's good. How to win
Starting point is 00:09:43 friends and harass your staff. That's a good one. What else? I like The Seeker. I think The Seeker is good. How to Win Friends and Harass Your Staff. That's a good one. What else? That's good. The Sexual Harasser Next Door. The Sexual Harasser Next Door. That's good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:55 What is that book called? The Dummies or The Idiot's Guide? Oh, yeah, for dummies. What is it? Sexual Harassment for Dummies. Sexual Harassment for Dummies. No, it's just Office Management. It's like Office HR for Dummies.
Starting point is 00:10:04 Right? Okay. How to Finger Women You Don't Know When They Come Close to You for dummies sexual harassment for no, it's just office management. It's like office hr for dummies Right, okay, how to finger women you don't know when they come close to you for dummies for italians for italians. It's the culture I always get confused. I always get confused. I'll walk down the street with my girl and someone hollers at her I'm like, are you italian? He's like, yeah, i'm like, oh, that's fine. Yo, I agree. I'll dap him up I'll be like, yeah, of course dude. If he's german, i'm gonna fight him. You have to fight him I know if he's portuguese brazilian, whatever. I's German, I'm going to fight him. You have to fight him. I know. If he's Portuguese, Brazilian, whatever, I got to fight him. It's a cultural thing. We have to respect culture. Don't we respect culture? Do you know what I mean? That's a good point.
Starting point is 00:10:32 That's what American progressives say. They're like, listen, I understand in certain countries, they take the gays up to the highest building and they see if they can fly. Yeah, exactly. They do that. And then Americans go, we have to respect these other cultures. We cannot intervene. Yes.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Italians have a culture. That's all Andrew Cuomo is saying. Maybe he's from a specific part of Italy, which is way more rapey than the other parts. Right. And that's why he has to constantly funnel tits and try to finger girls. He's sticking fingers in slits. The guy's a slip fingered, chipped nippled sauce monkey. Oh, that was nice.
Starting point is 00:11:02 He is that. No, he is that, dog. He is that. Well done. He's a slip fingering, chipped nippled sauce monkey. Oh, that was nice. He is that, dog. No, he is that, dog. He is that. Well done. He's a slip finger and chimp nipple sauce monkey. I said it again. I'll say it three times
Starting point is 00:11:09 fast. He'll appear right now and try to finger us all. Okay. It's like Candyman, dude. I think he is from, his family's from Nipples. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:11:17 I meant Naples. I meant Naples. I meant Naples. I meant Naples. Mark, did you have a little slip up right there? No, I meant Naples. Dude, you keep slipping
Starting point is 00:11:24 up like that. I'll have Alex finger bang you right now, okay? While you sit in that goddamn seat. Payback's a bitch. Okay? Payback is a bitch. He's going to pay my back. Real talk.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Okay? Honestly, Cuomo, you need to put some respect on him. Okay? He's Italian. It's just respect the culture, not Cuomo. Respect his culture. I don't think that that's Italian culture, but that's how he's characterizing it. That's Italian. It's just respect the culture, not Cuomo. Respect his culture. I don't think that that's Italian culture, but that's how he's characterizing it. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And as a non-Italian. Who am I to question an Italian? Who am I? Who am I? I mean, we say this all the time. Who am I to speak on behalf of black people? Okay. The perfect person.
Starting point is 00:11:57 But outside of that, who am I to speak on behalf of Indians? I'm not Indian. Exactly. Who am I to speak on behalf of French? Yeah, exactly. Or gays. Okay. I'm not that. Exactly. Who am I to speak on behalf of French? Yeah, exactly. Or gays. Okay? I'm not that.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Yes. Okay? Who am I to speak on behalf of? Italians. Italians? Is that what we're talking about? Yeah. Oh, I was thinking of one for me.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Scots. Scots. Okay? Scots. Scots. Germans. Irish. I'll speak on behalf of them.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Americans. I'll speak on behalf of Americans. Exactly. I can't speak on behalf of Italians. See, that's the thing. People might call you ugly, and you're like, I'm not I'm just Scottish Stop. The way it's coming out of that. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Got you. And one for you. Oh, shit. Rocket, that's what it has for. All right. Ooh. Don't be culturally respectful.
Starting point is 00:12:56 Yeah. All right. What a podcast. This guy's not violent. He's just Scottish. Okay. Okay. Now.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Jeez. I'm trying to respect your culture and you got mad at me do you want to take that? he called you ugly dog I'm the most handsome man in the entertainment I'm the most handsome man in the entertainment Alex, Alex, Alex
Starting point is 00:13:16 don't even start, okay? and also with his forehead, let's not get into it also he said Indian smell as if he didn't smell himself I said you don't smell, I said you're just Indian. You don't smell. You're just an Indian guy. I'll accept that from them, but not you.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right. He smells the worst, but he's also French. They do have a little odor to them. That's true. Is he any French? Yeah, that's right. No, are you French?
Starting point is 00:13:38 I was born in France. That counts. You wasn't born in France. Where was I born? You weren't. Where was I born? You weren't. You were born here.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Where? And then you moved over there. No, I was born in Paris. He was I born? You weren't. Where was I born? You weren't. You were born here. Where? And then you moved over there. No, I was born in Paris. He's lying. Is that a lie? He's lying. Dead ass. You're lying.
Starting point is 00:13:52 You weren't born there. Why would I lie about that? Miles says he wasn't born there. Miles told me he wasn't born there. Wow. No. Wow. He's been lying?
Starting point is 00:13:58 I've been lying. Is this the Bellagio part two? Bro, I had to impress you guys. Why would that impress us? Because I'm French. Yeah, but we don't care about that. I didn't know that. We resent that. I'm going. Yeah, you're going there. I'm going impress you guys. Why would that impress us? Because I'm French. Yeah, but we don't care about that. We hate that. We resent that.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Ah, I'm going. Yeah, you're going there. I'm going for a weekend. It's nice for a weekend. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's what my parents said too when I was born there. Then they left.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Well, don't take your girl to Italy because God knows what'll happen there. Why? What will happen? Wait, what will happen? I mean, Italian culture. Again, we don't know if that's Italian culture.
Starting point is 00:14:20 I know plenty of Italians that do not sexually assault people It's also not wrong if Italians do it. Exactly. What I'm trying to say is he's characterizing Italians in a way
Starting point is 00:14:29 that might piss off Italians. But how can you question an Italian? I'm just saying I'm not going to go out there and say that this is all Italians. I'm not going to do that
Starting point is 00:14:39 because he might be mischaracterizing Italians. That's just what I'm saying because I have plenty of Italian friends and they're not just walking around trying to finger girl slits all the time. They don't do that. They don't do that shit. Okay? That might just be him and maybe his specific region.
Starting point is 00:14:53 I know that Italy is very tribal, and maybe that's what he's trying to say. Okay? But I know that he's out there. He's kissing guys. I mean, he said this himself. He's like, I kiss guys. I grab girls. I do this.
Starting point is 00:15:03 I grab powerful people. There was a picture with him and Clinton. He's like grabbing Clinton's face, kissing him. A lot of people grab Clinton like, I kiss guys. I grab girls. I do this. I grab powerful people. There was a picture with him and Clinton. He's like grabbing Clinton's face, kissing him. A lot of people grab Clinton's face
Starting point is 00:15:09 and kiss them. I don't know if it was that way or the other way around. All right, guys, we're going to take a break from this exclusive Patreon clip that you can find
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Starting point is 00:16:15 and you can have the hardest dick in your life. Make sure you use it responsibly. Now let's get back to this exclusive Patreon. Okay, so what's the takeaway from this? What's the takeaway? Don't sexually harass women is one potential takeaway. I also learned a lot about Italian culture, personally. I've been curious about that culture
Starting point is 00:16:31 for a long time. Nice to know. Don't go to Olive Garden. Okay. Because if there's Cuomo-type Italians there, it could be not as fun. That's true. Yeah. That's true.
Starting point is 00:16:42 And, Alex, what did you take away from this? I don't know which one is worse. I still don't know. Verdict's up. Killing old people or groping women. Or groping women. I guess what you're saying is they're both horrible. Like groping women is so bad that it's almost akin to
Starting point is 00:17:00 killing old people. I think he should have resigned for killing the old people, but it was the 11 women. Because he killed the old people, but it was the 11 women. Because he killed the old people by mistake. He groped the women on purpose. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. Born distinction.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Death is bad, though. I'd rather get killed than have someone assault me. Well, it depends how they're assaulting me. They might assault you in a way that makes you want to die. He fingered my ass. I'd rather that happen than be dead right now. You'd rather your ass get fingered than be dead. Yeah, actually.
Starting point is 00:17:24 No, no. You would rather get bent over andered than be dead. Yeah, actually. No, no. You'd rather get bent over and then someone just fucking dig away. It was not with my consent. I did not bend over. He took it. No, I'm just saying, hypothetically speaking, if you got bent over and someone was just jamming gun finger into your ass, would you be okay with that? I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:39 I think death might be better than that one. Then be dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Fair enough. Okay. So Cuomo was coming to him. Now, what about Chris Cuomo?
Starting point is 00:17:47 What about the brother, CNN? Some people are saying he's got to go. Yeah. He might got to go. Complicit. Ah. Because wasn't he an advisor?
Starting point is 00:17:56 Yep. So he was aware of these things. Yep. Hypothetically speaking, he's aware of these things. Let his brother put out the book. Promoted that fucking book. Promoted his brother.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Saying he's the best. They had their stupid little brotherly love FaceTime calls or Zoom calls on the air teasing everybody. Oh, go see mom. Oh, where's mom? I know there's a lot of moms that aren't to be seen anymore because of the both of you, right? That's a good point. So should he be accountable
Starting point is 00:18:19 for what's happening? Maybe Chris Cuomo is the real Italian. He didn't snitch. He basically took a blood oath. He said, nothing, you can't get my brother through me. I'm not a fucking stool pig.
Starting point is 00:18:31 He's not a Fredo. We always thought he was a Fredo. He's not a Fredo. He rides. He rides. He's ride or die. That's interesting.
Starting point is 00:18:38 He's ride or die. I would, if Chris Cuomo was like, what? I'm just Italian. I'd be like, nah, that makes sense.
Starting point is 00:18:42 That one, that one makes sense. That's a great point. Chris Cuomo's Italian.ian yeah you can chalk up anything to italian yes you can yeah yes you can okay so but what what do you think happens with them because we all we all the time try to hold uh facebook accountable for misinformation that's out there we try to hold these different platforms instagram twitter accountable for misinformation and spreading of fake news and the effects of the spread of that fake news. Well, what happens if you suppress news?
Starting point is 00:19:09 What happens if you work as the person who delivers the news to the people and you actively suppress and help somebody who was murdering thousands of old people? Well, they say he wasn't allowed to talk about it, which is convenient. Which is convenient, but that happened afterwards yeah while it was happening he was allowed to talk about it and chose not to while he was also advising his brother right so he's getting he's on the payroll he's getting a couple shekels from the family right while at the same time running coverage for his ass on cnn and calling out everybody and their mother on his channel that's the issue that's where you fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:19:46 If you're CNN, especially those nighttime guys, it's very pious. It's very self-righteous. Everybody else's behavior is deplorable. You advise your brother who's doing that kind of deplorable shit. Now you got to go. Interesting thing. It's akin to writing a book. It's the fucking news reporter equivalent of writing a book about what a great job
Starting point is 00:20:05 you're doing. What is there to talk about today? I don't know. Yeah. Nothing. There's a few thousand old people that aren't around anymore, but who cares?
Starting point is 00:20:11 Let's not talk about that. We'll talk about the death numbers every single day on this network. We'll talk about how deadly the virus is every single day on this network. We'll have a ticker of how many people have died.
Starting point is 00:20:21 The last thing we'll do is say the old people that were stuffed in the home by my brother and that I knew about potentially or allegedly knew about yeah this number is a little lower than it should be because we're not counting those that's a little wild you gotta go so there might be something about just being governor in New York because apparently this is the second governor in New York that resigned over sexual misconduct who was the last one the only line got sir Oh spits Oh legend apparently I know wasn't he taking nudes while babysitting he's babysitting Did you hear about that? That was Anthony Weiner. Oh, Anthony Weiner, bro. He's a legend.
Starting point is 00:21:06 Yo, son. That's a wild boy, son. He's babysitting his kid and sending nudes out to underage girls. I think there's also some underage shit. It was underage girls, son? You better miss it. Just shut the fuck up for the next few minutes so this podcast doesn't get canceled. Nah, they're legendary pedophiles. That's what I was trying to say, bro.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Come on. I didn't let you finish. Yeah, if that's exactly better, but I see what you're saying. No. Okay. But yeah, he got in trouble with the prostitutes in 2008. Spitzer. Spitzer did.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I think soliciting sex across state lines, is that what they got him on? Across state? I've never, if anyone ever says across state lines, I'm like, what does that mean? I don't even understand. It's called the Mann Act or something like that. Prostitutes across state lines? I don't know. Chappelle had a joke about it once. I think it's called the Mann Act. Yeah. It was like some old law that they the Man Act Or something like that Prostitutes across state lines I don't know Chappelle had a joke about it once
Starting point is 00:21:45 I think it's called the Man Act Yeah It was like some old law That they got him on Or something like that That was passed Apparently to get Jack Johnson Who loved fucking white girls
Starting point is 00:21:53 And he was the first black heavyweight And they just wanted to bring him down So they were like Let's pass that one He knows a lot about this law Right here You know a lot about this law You know who went down for it
Starting point is 00:22:02 You gotta know a lot To evade the law You know what I mean Yeah I feel you So what happened? He resigned, so now Cuomo's the second governor to resign Over sexual misconduct In the last, what, 12 years?
Starting point is 00:22:14 Do you think it's possible that there's a straight politician That is over 60 years old that hasn't Been Ooh, fuck, good question That hasn't been handsy Or weird to women That were close to them Obama Ooh, fuck, good question That hasn't been handsy or weird To women that were close to them Obama
Starting point is 00:22:28 Yeah Maybe, I don't know I said straight, but I think that Obama Wow He just turned over 60 And Obama been done for 8 years now He doesn't qualify That's right, he's not 60, he just turned 60
Starting point is 00:22:43 Okay, yeah, do we think there is But this is's homo and this is why this is why i asked this all these women say we need reform well and i think they might be right but this is why they ask i don't think that we need reform for the average person so this is what's tricky right politicians are supposed to represent the average man or the average woman right and they have this uncanny ability to be relatable right you hear them speak and you're like, oh, my God, that guy really reflects some things that I see in me. Like Bill Clinton apparently is so fucking charismatic when you meet him. He makes you think like you're the most amazing person, the most interesting person he's ever spoken to. Right. So we see flashcards with, you know, some of his dates.
Starting point is 00:23:21 And wait, does he? Yeah, exactly. On the plane to Epstein's Island. That's what he does. He's known for that. He's got a wild boy over here. Oh, I didn't know about that. Bill Clinton does that, yeah. He's very friendly, yeah. You didn't know that? Anyway, these are all allegedly.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Okay? You fucking piece of shit. He's a victim. Yeah, allegedly charismatic. Andrew Cuomo was assaulting this man. The guy's a victim. Hurt people hurt people. How do you know it didn't start with Cuomo
Starting point is 00:23:41 and then after that, he was like, I need to go to that island. I need to do what was done to me to someone else. Cuomo's the first vampire. He bit Clinton. What's the opposite of a retirement home? Epstein's Island. That's what I'm talking about. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Now, so back to this. Back to this point. Which I forgot. What the fuck was I saying? Politicians are supposed to represent the people. Yeah, so the politicians represent the people. We think that they are like us, and that is their shtick. That's their gimmick. That's their gift.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Their gift is convincing us they're just like us, they're one of the people, but they also can lead the people and they have these great ideas and they're going to take care of us, right? What we often don't see in these people, but is true, is an insatiable desire for power. Insatiable. If you want to be a politician you desire power yeah and it can there's there's certain people who maybe they want to be politicians because they want to help right but even if you
Starting point is 00:24:34 want to be a politician because you want to help you also desire power yes okay most of the people i know that want to help just go help they work for a not-for-profit there's tons of ways to help like those most of the people i know that really want to help they just do help. They work for a not-for-profit. There's tons of ways to help. Most of the people I know that really want to help, they just do that. Tons of ways to help. The best politician would never want to be a politician. Like the best leader. It never wants to be that. 100%. Now, so these people want to be politicians. They want to win the elections. They want
Starting point is 00:24:56 to have the power, power, power. People who have this addiction to power, why do you have an addiction to power? Because you like to use that power. You like the way that power people treat you when you have that power. Why do you have an addiction to power? Because you like to use that power. You like the way that people treat you when you have that power. There is something dangerous. There is something nefarious that comes with the yearning for power. I'm not surprised that people who are addicted to power are willing to dedicate their life to being in positions of power, act weirdly around people and try to use that power around people especially those that are
Starting point is 00:25:28 less powerful and get off on the usage of that power around the people that either depend on them or are less powerful and kind of have to do with what uh what they're saying yeah they don't stop expressing their power exerting it over people they're not serial killers right they're not like serial rapists right they're not that horrible with it where people they're not serial killers right they're not like serial rapists right they're not that horrible with it where like they need to feel powerful and they're going to imprison a fucking woman in an attic so that they feel all the power and control over that person right that's what like the serial rapist serial killer some shit you see on fucking law and order svu right that's that kind of stuff that's the extreme version they're like right before that right they're like right here right so what i'm trying to understand
Starting point is 00:26:08 is if you had that like disgusting disease inside you yeah where you just constantly crave this power is it that shocking that you're gonna use it especially around your staff and especially around the the sex that you are attracted to. If you're gay, it's going to be the dudes. You see this happening in Hollywood all the time. Gay dudes doing it to dudes, straight dudes doing it to women,
Starting point is 00:26:33 right? You see it in every different field. I mean, even powerful women will do it to their younger men. We know a good friend of ours had a powerful woman do it to them. That's what I'm saying. Like there's this famous quote i always think about this like uh great men are hardly ever good men and like i kind of think
Starting point is 00:26:49 that's true yeah like to be great in the sense that like you've done something like substantial like governmentally or like politically or something like that we're talking like the elites of the elites it's hard to get there by being a good guy and the type of qualities that take you to the top of being like, you know, a Fortune 100 CEO or something typically make you a little ruthless. Yeah, there's a moral ambiguity you have to have where it's like, I know that's probably what's right, but this is what gets us where we need to go. Yeah, I shouldn't, you know, try to coerce my intern to sleep with me, but I can.
Starting point is 00:27:20 And it's not, is it really wrong? They rationalize things in their brain in like a specific way. She wants it. Yeah, that's what they tell themselves. She wants it. not, is it really wrong? They rationalize things in their brain in a specific way. She wants it. Yeah, that's what they tell themselves. She wants it. And what would happen to me? What could happen to me? I'm so powerful that nothing can happen.
Starting point is 00:27:33 Yeah. Right? And they really start to believe this shit. And that's why they're absolutely terrified by Me Too movement and these other movements because they're like, wait a minute, my power doesn't work? Yeah. Usually I just quiet these people. Usually I tell them, hey, I'm going to get you a job somewhere.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I'm going to get you a movie role. I'm going to get you a political position. You're going to be on someone's staff. So you would rather be on the staff. You have these aspirations for a political career. Wouldn't you rather be on someone's staff than complain about me? I can put you there. It goes both ways, though.
Starting point is 00:27:59 That's what I don't like when people get super tight, when people criticize historical figures. They're like, oh, maybe Abraham Lincoln wasn't like a perfect guy. I'm like, yeah, probably not. Yeah. Like he was he lived so long ago. Like he was a super powerful person, one of the most powerful people in the world. Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Yeah. He probably fucked up a lot and did really egregious things. Yeah. So like I think that goes for anyone that's quote unquote great. Yeah. Yeah. The thing is that you've got to judge greatness within a vacuum right like we're dredging like the athletic greatness within a vacuum like there
Starting point is 00:28:30 are athletes that probably were pieces of shit maybe neglected their families yeah weren't great husbands but they still average a fucking triple double one season then oh my god okay that was a great season that was you don't become a less good basketball player because the shit you did outside your life yeah right and abraham lincoln doesn't become a less good politician because of the things he did in his personal lives or the way that he treated people etc right you also need to judge those figures based on the time they lived in yes that's also important component yeah 100 but there's just over reactiveness when people say when people look especially like american history even current politicians where they're like oh he's perfect he's great he's great he's great that people that especially feel victimized by the
Starting point is 00:29:07 things that they did do whether it's like racist sexist homophobic then they'll come out and be like no he's actually the worst yeah it's like he's not the worst he's not the best he's just a human being that did good things and also fucked up now as far as cuomo goes like you can look at the good stuff he did be like all right and then also you know punish him and shit on him for the fucked up things you're a product of your time you're a product of your culture but i'm never surprised when great men do fucked up things i'm like yeah you're gonna abuse your power that's what that's why you want to power it's not about like a great man thing it's just like man does fucked up shit man woman does fucked up shit great men have a spotlight great men have a ledger people are remembering it
Starting point is 00:29:41 everything you do as a great man gets minted to the blockchain okay so every single thing in george washington's life once he became that dude yeah becomes important oh he chopped down a cherry tree i don't even know if that was him you know it was him right it's like how many motherfuckers chopped down a cherry tree you didn't know that you don't know what the fuck you did in your backyard yeah nobody knows until you become great and then all of a sudden that story about you in high school. One time in high school he actually helped this person with a wheelchair across the street.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Now that's part of your story. You're the wheelchair helping guy. And there's also something to power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. A lot of those guys are wired that way
Starting point is 00:30:17 but also if you're just a regular guy who gets power you can still probably go that way pretty easily. Yes, 100%. 100%. Uh, 100%.

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