Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Gov. Cuomo's creepy hands are all over the mask debate

Episode Date: August 6, 2021

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I didn't think it was that bad. Yeah. I mean, I think that if he takes that stance, if he just goes, yeah, I was just being like a charming old guy. I didn't realize it was making them feel uncomfortable. Now I get it. But like, I honestly and I'm not trying to cap for the fucking Cuomo's like he's a piece of shit for killing all the old people. A hundred percent. He's not even a piece of shit for killing all the old people.

He's a piece of shit for killing all the old people, hiding it and then writing a book about how great a job he did. Yes. If he never wrote the book and he never hit it and he just took accountability for it he was like listen we didn't know where to put these motherfuckers we got to put them somewhere where you want to put them on the fucking streets they gonna die too if he just said something like that i think we'd understand but to write the book about what a great job you did didn't he hide the numbers wasn't it the numbers he specifically lied about that's where it's also like now you're just trying to be president and this is your little fucking moves fuck you so interesting thing happened is uh biden administration drops

the investigation yeah on cuomo for the old people yeah right i mean they were just taking out old motherfuckers yeah he drops the investigation well he let biden live so he was like all right i'm good where was he mean he was like you didn't kill my old ass so but but there's still a department of justice investigation that's going on from i think this woman named latisha james right but that's a new york-based investigation so i'm like why the fuck would they drop the government one that's weird right like the federal government one and um maybe and i'm not exactly sure but maybe the reason was if he's found guilty of the federal crime the state would need to pay the victims so that could be a massive lawsuit with an already

constricted budget oh shit so maybe on some democrats rubbing shoulders shit like let's not take this out on the state if he did something fucked up why don't we just let them handle it internally now i don't know who ends up paying i don't know who ends up paying the victim's families if he gets convicted of the department of justice the local the new york one maybe that's a personal one right maybe his decisions so maybe he'll have to personally pay for it i don't know maybe the state still has to but i'm looking for some reasons why they would let him off the hook and then just yesterday yesterday, by now, here, just like, I think he should resign. Yeah. That makes sense.

What is that about? Yeah, I don't know. Like, I was trying to read through, like, what exactly he did. And part of me feels like they had this information on him for a while. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like a sexual harassment case, if someone's been in politics for mad long, like, I think it's fairly easy to build. I don't know.

Maybe I'm, like, cynical. But, like, a man in a position of power, I feel like you could- It talks to people for a living. Yeah. I feel like you could build a case against a guy, especially if he was- How long has he been in politics for? 50 years? And was he propositioning these women? That's another thing I need to understand, because the sexual harassment thing is tricky,

because you could think it's sexual harassment, and he could be like, ain't nothing sexual about that. I think some of them, according to the New York Times article, were like... I want you to come suck my dick in the bathroom? I think it was like groping and shit. Yeah, it was groping and it was like... Again, I'm not... Fuck them, chimp nipple sauce monkeys.

Fuck them. I'm just trying to understand. Is putting your hand on a woman's back as you guys leave the room, is that sexual harassment? Because he might think, how do I get her out of my office? I got shit to do. Maybe if I guide her out of the office, I don't want this woman around. I got old people to kill. Let me just get her the fuck out, right?

We got so many old people. They're still alive. We need to do something about that. That's a big problem. Let me just guide this lady out of the office. Sometimes people are tactile, and it's a thing of endearment It's great. Hey, I want to let you know how close I am kind of what he's saying exactly and he's probably like I'm so comfortable in

Who I am you don't gotta worry about me sexually harassing you if he's straight up asking for dick sucks That's different. There's that he was kicking crazy game. Okay, go so this is one of us from New York Times And I say crazy maybe in a bad way way he said ma you gonna suck it or not yeah he was doing some dips that shit he was on some dips he was on some dips that shit then that's different right he said this is from new york times article the governor leaned in close to her cheek and said i'm going to say i see a spider on your shoulder investigators found then he brushed his hand in the area between her shoulder and breast oh that's whack i thought he was gonna shoot a web on her chest i'm just saying bro like you said there's a spider on your shoulder she's like what you're just like i thought that's what he was gonna do i was like

yo this guy's kind of creative a little spider-man ass motherfucker okay go go uh so like another one so he touched titty i think so yeah there's the accusation that he broke his breast yeah just before there was a spider you know women don't like the spider was on he said the spider was on her shoulder so even if he would have to say hey spider's on your titty and then fucking that's an odd way to get the spider off is just grab it you You never grab the spider like that? You never... You never... Grab the spider off of a woman?

You never suck the spider off the surface? That's crazy that you never try to do that. What do you use to get spiders off of things? Your lips and your tongue? No. Is that what you do? I punch them. You punch them?

There's a spider on you. You punch it? I just slap it in my dick. I slapped him in my dick. It's my problem. No, that's what he's doing. What's wrong with you guys? There was a spider, and I tried to brush it off with my cock and balls.

Why wouldn't you guys do it? How do you guys clean spiders off of women's tits and shoulders? Sounds like a man. Okay, go, go, go. Guys, this is sounding totally reasonable. I don't understand why Fox News is getting so crazy about this. The guy's just wiping spiders off of women's chests. He's being helpful.

He's cocking balls. Yeah, exactly. So in December 2018, just before posing for a picture with a male member of the private detail and his wife at a holiday party. Oh, he's sexually harassing dudes too? Mr. Cuomo peeled off the woman's name tag just below her breast. The governor began to leave, the report said, before doubling back, handed the man the name tag, saying something to the effect of, you might want this. I could get in trouble. So they're claiming that that's also some form of harassment.

Wow, that's a stretch. Is that like a memento? Like, is that like some corporate way of, like, getting used panties? Like, does he, you know how, like, you know how motherfucking creeps take some people? The lamest way ever, though. The lamest. Hello, my name is Sarah. I'm going to go shoot some webs to this later.

So there's a couple that, that's not the goal. Or maybe he's so progressive that he saw that there was a gender on her name tag. And he's like, let's get that out of here. Like gender is fluid now. It was Mr. and Mrs., but there could be they, it could be him, her. Maybe he just really wants to remember her name. You think about that? That's another thing, bro.

Let me look at it like a flash card, memorize it. Here, take this. I don't want my wife to think I'm just out here to remember her name. You think about that? That's another thing, bro. Let me take this. Let me look at it like a flash card, memorize it. Here, take this. I don't want my wife to think I'm just out here learning bitches' names. Or maybe this is, you said it was a long time ago, right? Maybe he's saving the name because he's going to kill her grandma. Maybe he's like, I need to make sure I save all the names of the grandmas that I'm going to kill. I'll put it up on a wall. This is great.

Potentially, yeah. Okay, good. The guy's organized. There might be worse ones, though. Okay, go, go. What else you got? I don't know. got i don't know i'm trying so far i mean it seems like what he's either let me find throwing his dick on girls shoulders to get bugs away there's a sex proposition and a grope i'm not taking off a name name tag you know what i mean i mean why would she place her name tag there if she's a strange old italian man she's asking grab it off of her like it's

clearly her decision, right? It's not the creepy old Italian piece of shit that's just touching her titty as he takes off name tag. It's the woman's fault for having a name. How dare you have a name? Why would she ever have a name and then try to tell people her name? It's disgusting. Broad. Yeah.

Broad. That's how Italians want it. Exactly. He was furious. Hoor. Hussie. Right right charlatan hoochie mama yeah okay it's disgusting that she would show up to this corporate event as a woman and feel like she should have some form of identity trying to tell people her name like why are you flirting you know what he probably saw her and he was like oh my god this woman's trying to act like she was

invited to the meeting when we all know that she's here to clean up afterwards takes the name tag off so she can do what she's supposed to do this is this is and gave back to the husband he's like yo your wife's out of place yo she is out of place you want people to know her name y'all don't got anything to cook this is fucked up okay she was flirting he's looking out for the husband he's trying to keep marriages together camaraderie camarie. Here's another one. Try to rationalize this. May 2017, a woman working for an energy company. We're talking 2017.

We're talking 2017. He was a kid, bro. He was a kid. How old was he back then? He was a 65-year-old kid, bro. He was 65. You made a mistake. Where's the Statue of Limitations?

Real talk. Where is the Statue of Limitations? I need to go visit that shit, bro. Yo, where is the Statue of Limitations? That's the Memorial of Limitations. The Memorial of Limitations. Real talk. Where is a Statue of Limitations? I need to go visit that shit, bro. Yo, where is a Statue of Limitations? That's a Memorial of Limitations. The Memorial of Limitations. We need to go see. Why don't they ever try to take that shit down?

Right? Y'all taking down George Washington. You want to take down a Statue of Limitations, son? That one done fucked up a lot more people, son. Fuck that statue. All right. So in 2017, Virginia. 2017 and 2015.

Those are completely different years. 2017. Chris Harrison defense. All right, so in 2017, Virginia. 2017 and 2015, those are completely different years. Chris Harrison defense. So this woman encountered Mr. Cuomo on a rope line at a conservation event. I don't know what a rope line is. I know what a rope line is. I don't know. So that shit, they used to call that shit lynching, but now they call it a rope line.

He was at a lynching in 2017, bro. And this woman wants to make it about her? You got to go. You got. And this woman wants to make it about her? He got to go. She wants to make it about her. They're literally hanging human beings, Mark. Yeah, I know. Okay? And she thinks she's the one that's got it worse in that scenario?

That's disgusting. It has to be a white woman, bro. It has to be a white woman. Fucking Karen. What? Fucking Karen. Some fucking Karen, bro. Her name's Virginia. Trying to make the lynching about her.

And it was in Virginia. Her name is Virginia. That's on purpose. Oh my goodness. That's on purpose. Holy shit. He probably went down there to stop the lynching. He went down there to stop the lynching, bro. Literally, the person's about to get lynched. He just started seeing spiders all over their shoulders and chest. And he's like,

I'm going to shoot something to help you slip off. Slip up off that rope real quick. He wanted to protect the spiders. He didn't want to kill a spider because he's like i'm gonna shoot something to help you slip off slip up off that rope real quick he wanted to protect the spiders he didn't want to kill a spider because he's a conservationist what did he say to her on the way to saving lives all right yeah so she wore a shirt bearing her employer's name the clan probably quote when the governor reached mrs limiatis he reached he ran two fingers across her chest pressing down on each of the letters as he did so reading out the name of the energy company as he went. Okay, first of all, was it in Braille? Was it in Braille?

If it was in Braille. He's older. It's hard to see. He might have a stigmatism. I got a stigmatism. He might not have his bifocals. They didn't come in just yet. And maybe it was in Braille.

The guy's obviously fluent in Braille, right? Because that's how he communicates to all those old people he's about to murder that they're going to be dead. So he knows it. He got it down. And he was just reading the Braille. Maybe he just wants to buy a shirt for his wife. I want to see what company this is. Or maybe he reads with his fingers.

You know, when you're a child, you go like that. He's only 65. You're right. He's a kid. He's a young kid. He's a young Italian kid. Yeah. Son, this is crazy, bro. It's a real witch hunt, dog. It's a real witch kid. Yeah. Son, this is crazy, bro.

It's a real witch hunt, dog. It's a real witch hunt. That was the same woman as the spider incident. That was the same one. I got to see her ass. Because he went back for more. It was all the same event. All the same event.

Oh, it was the same event. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he just went back for the titties over and over again. I read that in the wrong order. JC Penney got to market this shirt around her. Like the guaranteed sexual harassment bra. Something like that. There's money to be made out here.

And then the last one I can see here is that he could do his own bidding as in his aggressive flirtations with the female trooper instructing her, don't tell anyone about our conversations. Maybe he told her some government secrets. I'm killing a lot of old people right now. Don't tell anyone about this. I'm going to get your dad out the old people home. Don't tell anybody because the rest of them are dying.

We don't know what he said to her. Don't tell anybody about our little conversation. Why don't she say what was said? She doesn't want to say because he told her not to say. But why are you saying? Yeah, she's snitching. She's snitching, but she's not willing to snitch

about the goods. Maybe he was giving her some good information, you know? Maybe he was saying that, you know, he was going to make a contract with all the people of New York State and then break it immediately

and then have us mask up just to go inside stores and restaurants again. Piece of shit. DeSantis never did that. DeSantis never did that. DeSantis never did that. Never did anything wrong, DeSantis. Nah, he don't think of me as nobody.

My man's sucking dick out there like a fucking hero. Who's sucking dick? DeSantis. God bless him. Mwah. You know what I mean? God bless him. I love that, DeSantis.

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people like oh y'all moving out of new york again no we vaxxed baby we good we vaxxed they did not pass down a mask mandate which is what i was worried about they didn't pass out a mask mandate but every store is now mandating masks oh Oh, I haven't seen that yet. Yo, son, if you go out, you're going to start to see all these stores. You got to wear a mask, especially in my neighborhood, a lot of the stores.

Really? Yeah. Cuck-ass neighborhoods. Cuck-ass neighborhoods. Shit. I haven't seen that yet. So I think that's what's basically going to happen. Where my girl is doing her,

where she works, basically, the office now has a mask mandate get the fuck out of here corporations but how long like how long are we doing this though even if she's vaxxed even if you're vaxxed if you're vaxxed when you get to your desk you could take off your mask wait if you're vaxxed when you get to your desk oh okay so like the restaurant yeah oh okay but that should stop the restaurants, right? I haven't even carried around a mask

for a minute, bro. It's performative nonsense this whole like I'm going to go to a restaurant and I have my mask on until I get to the dinner table and then we're going to eat and drink and laugh and yell

with no mask on right next to each other. It's just cut that shit out. Our restaurant's going to start putting up the dividers and shit like that again. I like that.

I ain't going to front. Really? I don't want to hear nobody's conversation next to me. I want you to get better food than me. I want you to know. Get out of here. Block that shit out. You like being next to motherfuckers? Yeah, I like looking at their table and just eavesdropping and seeing what's going on and shit like that and then making up, coming up with a whole

story about their life. That shit is fun. You ever go out to dinner with someone else or you usually eat alone? Alone. Come on, man. Come on, man. story about about their life that shit is fun you ever go out to dinner with someone else or you usually eat alone alone come on i'm not even listening to his date bro he's developing all scenarios with the people next door that's crazy al you're a wild boy for that um so la county washingtonC. have recently introduced mask requirements. I think Vegas did that. Louisiana did so on Monday, as did San Francisco, several surrounding northern California counties.

de Blasio made a different calculation. He wanted to focus on vaccine rates. Concerned in requiring everyone to wear masks, it would remove the incentive for people considering being vaccinated is law. We heard, I think you guys said as we sat down, that they are going to make in schools kids 7 to 12, is that it? 12 to 17. Sorry, 12 to 17 get vaccinated. What are you guys' thoughts on that? I don't like that.

There's not enough mortality amongst children to say you should get a vaccine. Let me throw this at you, and I want to hear your reaction to this. Kids have to be, because this is what a lot of people are going to say, right? That a super pro vaccine is kids have to be vaccinated to go to school anyway. What's the difference with this one? What is your pushback? I think the mortality rates for smallpox, for fucking measles, mumps, rubella, whatever. All that shit was very high for kids.

This is not killing kids. So y'all get vaxxed as adults. Take care of yourself. Don't put that shit on kids. I don't think it should be law, period, necessarily, but don't have kids doing that. I think that's reasonable, B. Now, the pushback that someone's going to give is,

well, the Delta variant can still infect you even if you've been vaccinated. So we don't want, this is what they're going to say. We don't want the kids to get this Delta variant and then pass it on to a more vulnerable staff member at the school who might die. If you are vaxxed and the death rate for vaccinated people, even with Delta, is less than 1%, if you are that concerned about getting sick that you're going to make a kid get a vaccine, you're a pussy. Quit your job. Or don't go to school.

Don't work. If you really think that you could die from it, that's okay. And I think that we can have empathy for those people who really think that they could die even though they are vaccinated. They just think their immune systems are that weak or they're that overweight, etc. But if that's the case, I don't think you make the whole world bend to you. No. I think you say, I got to stay home. Yeah. Get a different job, go on unemployment,

do something else. It's not that easy though. Go fam. It's not that easy to just get another job like that. Like if that's their career. Yeah. But you are a, you are such a small fraction of the population. What's harder, vaccinating an entire population or just that person going on unemployment? Yeah. I mean, but it's not just one person. And so like the best argument I've heard, the best argument I've heard for it is for immunocompromised people that can't get the vaccine. That's the best argument. So explain that one. This is interesting.

So there are some immunocompromised people that their immune systems are so weak, they can't even get introduced to the little bit of protein strain that's in the vaccine. So just to clarify real quick, this is a really interesting point. There are people that are taking immunosuppressant drugs because they might have some other issue. Maybe they're going through chemo or maybe they have some sort of cancer or some other disease.

They've taken this drug, which really compromised their immune system. Because their immune system is so compromised, they can't even take the vaccine, which is a micro dose of what the drug is. I don't even know if that's what this vaccine is. It might be a little different. It's a little different, but it's still better.

Some people have allergies, too, to some of the stuff in the vaccine, so they can't get it. Boom. So there are certain people who actually can't get vaccinated. Should we be considerate of them? Should we look out for them

in the same way that we look out for people who are crippled, right? Like we make sure we have ramps, not just steps to get into buildings. We make sure that there's a bathroom for them, et cetera. Just finish what you were saying. And so because of that, I think that's enough to have everyone get vaxxed. Because it's like we're getting everyone vaxxed with certain things like Hep C and all that type of shit before you can start certain jobs. And that's not really killing people nowadays,

but you still have to get it every 10 years to work at certain places. So I'm like, teacher is one of those public jobs where I feel like, nah, you should have to. That's an interesting. I feel like if it's a public service job, you should. It's also mandated by the state. Yeah. Tell me why I'm callous and where I'm wrong in thinking that's still too small

of a percentage to vaccinate an entire population. What you said earlier, we cannot bend all of legislation to 1% of the population. Probably less. Probably less. That's the conversation that is happening with Corona. It's like, what percentage of the population do you create public policy for? Like the percentage of people who are paralyzed or in wheelchairs or these types of things is so small. I mean, like how often do you see people like on crutches or wheelchair?

And I'm not talking about like Conor McGregor where he's going to have it back. But think about it. Every restaurant is mandated. Yeah, that's true. To have a wheelchair bathroom. Everyone. And if they don't have a wheelchair bathroom. Everyone. And if they don't have it, it's because it was grandfathered in from before. Every place of business is mandated to have some sort of access way for people to have a wheelchair.

This is probably less than 1% of the population. But we are making sure that we're taking care of those people, which is like a really thoughtful thing to do. This is an interesting thing with that example specifically because those ADA accessible buildings, they're like, okay, we need to make it accessible so people in wheelchairs and like handicapped people can get in here. But then with the vaccine requirement, there's no caveat for people that can't get vaccinated.

So it's actually just barring them from entering into businesses. So they're saying like, if you can't get vaccinated, there's no like caveat to be like, oh, I have, like, a legitimate reason. I have a doctor thing. That's your fault. Do you know that for sure?

That's your fault. Nah, but do you know that for sure? Because I'm pretty sure. As of now, that was just from the de Blasio thing, which I think will get, like, tweaked over time. Oh, okay. But as of now, there's no, like, caveat for them. Because I'm pretty sure, like, if you're not allowed to get the vaccine due to, you know, comparison. You just have to show, like, negative COVID tests.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I imagine that's what it is. Because a negative COVID test gets you an Excelsior pass also vaccine due to. You just have to show like negative COVID. Yeah. I imagine that's right. Because the negative COVID test gets you an Excelsior pass also, I think. Right. And I think like an antigen test will get you on for like two weeks or something like that. Right. Right. So, yeah.

So it's tricky, but it is interesting just like public policy wise is what percentage of the population has to be affected for us to change public policy? Because if it was 50 percent, we would change public policy. If it's old people right like old people i don't know what percentage old people make up in america maybe 25 or something like that that was enough for us to go maybe it's 15 who knows but that was enough for us to go you know what we can't let old people die we are going to change our lives we're going to shut down businesses because we want our old people we love love our parents. We love our grandparents. We don't want these motherfuckers to die. 15% is over 65.

15%. So like that's 15% we know. Yeah. 1% will we change it? I don't think we will. I think for 1%, we're not going to change it unless there is a massive financial benefit for an incredibly powerful corporation in America. I don't know.

And I think that's the big pharma. I think big pharma has enough. I think it's other businesses too. This is the biggest wealth transfer in history, what people are saying. I don't know if that's true. That is. But there's a lot of people that are getting richer

from COVID and lockdowns and restrictions in general. I think it's all about popular sentiment. If it becomes popular for everybody to get vaxxed, like trans bathrooms, some places, less than 1%, but genderless now bathrooms, just because it became a popular topic. I think that's all they say. Sorry, real quick, going back to your, I keep thinking about your handicap example,

because that's a great point. One thing I'm thinking is that's for a business. If you decide to have a business, you have to have an ADA accessible or whatever. We don't tell every individual homeowner your house has to have a wheelchair accessible ramp. So I think that's where I am

finding the parallel with the vaccine. Every individual has to have a vaccine. Well, they're not saying every individual has to have a vaccine. What they're basically doing is making it incredibly inconvenient to not be vaccinated. So if your kid wants to go to school you want your kid to go to school you want to go eat out at a restaurant like they're basically taking away all the luxuries that we enjoy i mean the only reason that i got back is literally so i could like quote unquote live my life my life

meaning i don't want to throw that shit when i go on an uber i don't want to throw that shit on when i go to a restaurant i actually want to be a little bit of a pain in the ass when motherfuckers tell me to put a mask on on the street. You know what I mean? I want to have a comeback. I ain't got shit. So I get bodied on fucking places. And to that, I would say a lot of that shit, if people are like, hey, let me make this choice. All right, fine.

Then you also choose not to eat in a restaurant. That's a luxury thing. You choose not to go to a fucking amusement park or whatever. These are choices. That's you. You're choosing, and that luxury thing. You choose not to go to a fucking amusement park or whatever. These are choices. That's you. You're choosing and that's fine. Like you're losing

these luxuries. Going to school, I don't see in the same way. Going to school, I see very different. If somebody's like, hey, I don't want to get the vax

but I don't want to not be able to go to school. That's different to me than eat at a restaurant. If it's like, hey, I want to not get vax and not wear masks and eat at restaurants

and not fuck you. That's not reasonable but I want to at least go to school? Cool. I don't, and kids aren't necessarily affected by this. That's where I'm like, I can't necessarily protect the 1% of immunocompromised teachers for this entire student body

to get a vaccine they probably don't need. But they can do teaching from home. I mean, the teachers can do teaching from home. The teachers can do teaching from home I think way easier than the students. Or get a sub. A bunch of kids in a class and this teacher is behind a screen. You get disability pay all the time, right? You get disability. We can factor that into

disability payments. I think there's way more workarounds. It's killed schools and stuff. Yeah, it's awful. One of my buddies is a teacher at a middle school here. Shifty was in school a minute ago. And just distance learning, test scores went down. Literally, kids

are learning to read later. But that's what I'm saying. It'll incentivize those parents to get their kids vaxxed. Because it's like, hey, you see your child is going to do worse being at home, so I urge you to get them back so you can send the ass to school. Please believe parents will put anything in their kid to get them back so you can send it as to school. Please believe.

Parents will put anything in their kid to get out of the house. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like if all they got to do is shove a virus that we don't know what could happen in 10 years into their kid to get them to leave the house five days a week and not have to pay. That's going in that kid. I think the parents will administer it themselves. That's why I don't like it. Like, easily. Like, I can't, like, if you speak to, I mean, you got, well, they're, like, young,

but, like, your sister has a kid that's super young. But, like, I'm sure you have friends that have kids that had the kids at home while they're trying to work from home. Son. Son, they were falling apart. And that's why I don't like it, dude. You are essentially forcing a bunch of kids to get a vaccine. It's kind of coercion a little bit.

It is coercive, for sure. If you want to eat at vaccine. It's kind of coercion a little bit. It is coercive for sure. If you want to eat at restaurants, all right, man, you made the choice. School is fucking different for kids who aren't really affected by this. It's kind of genius being like, if you want everybody in your country to be vaccinated, what you do is you remove the luxuries. And I kind of believe it could be a big pharma playoff of that. I think so. They're not mad at it.

Put it this way. Big pharma is not mad at it. I think they just upped the prices of the vaccine. I think Johnson & Johnson and Pfizer and Moderna. Yeah, they said the boosters are more. Fucking drug dealers. Just started upping the price, bro. What up, everybody?

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