Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: JK Rowling Rejected from Harry Potter Reunion Show

Episode Date: November 26, 2021

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Reunion on HBO Max. You know, they did the Friends reunion. They did the Fresh Prince reunion. They're going to do one for Harry Potter's. But she is not going to be a part of it. And she has not said why. She will not say why, it seems. But we're all assuming it's because of her anti-trans tweets.

And that bothers me. Because to me, it just don't have the reunion. Like HBO is supposed to be so discerning of the content they put out. I've heard if you have pictures of HBO, God knows what they buy. They pass on so many shows that end up being massive hits. But this they're going to put on without the person that wrote the entire story. Like, we don't give a fuck about the actors in Harry Potter's. Like, we weren't watching because we were like, dude, this is so well acted.

Oh, the direction is amazing. We're like, no, here's a fantastic story that's being acted out by kids, and they're doing a pretty good job, I guess. But you can't have a reunion without her. Just don't do it. Or wait five years. Do a 25th. I don't know.

I am tuning in because I want to listen to Daniel Radcliffe. Why? Because I'm like, oh, they're the actors. I like these guys. When have you ever listened to Daniel Radcliffe? Did you listen to the Friends reading to hear what the writers had to say? No, but Friends. That's the point.

Friends was about the characters. It was about the acting. It was about everything. You weren't looking at Daniel Radcliffe like this kid is knocking this out of the park he's good for a kid

he's good for a kid also this is this is about the movies it's the 20th anniversary of the movies and the directors will be there the characters

in the movie who the fuck who are the directors I can name them all Alfonso Cuarón all of them it's a good project hey Harry Potter books

is one bitch dog I'm knocking out the park if they're doing Game of Thrones reunion and she don't mind me calling her a bitch because I'm emphasizing her womanhood

and that's very important if they're doing Game of Thrones reunion do you need Ned Stark to be there or do you need I need George RR Martin and that bitch

you want him to be there 100% what are we fucking talking about yo I don't buy it bro are you crazy what have you cared about the writer of the thing being?

Harry Potter's, dog. This bitch a billionaire. Why? Because she's not famous in her own right? Because she's not responsible for all this? Maybe just the movies. Hey, fuck them kids. She's just a producer.

Hey, Dana Radcliffe, fuck you, dog. Fuck you for not having her back. What about Rupert Grint? She gave you nine figures and you're going to sit here and shit on her in public? Fuck you. Emma Watson, I'm glad you, dog. Fuck you for not having her back. What about Rupert Grint? She gave you nine figures and you're going to sit here and shit on her in public. Fuck you. Emma Watson, I'm glad you're single. I can't trust you, bitch. Nine figures?

How much you worth? How much you make up this fucking movie? Radcliffe ain't worth no $100 million. Oh, it probably is close. I'll kill myself if Daniel Radcliffe is worth $100 million. This goofy motherfucker kind of looked like a sketch on a book. And he made how much? His net worth is $110 million.

Fuck you. Fuck you. And fuck you. I just said your point. Can I be honest with you? Right now, I start to get hot on the inside of my body. And he's going to sit here and publicly trash this bitch? Will you do more fucking movies on TBS?

Get out of here, dog. I genuinely mean this. That person is a piece of scum. Wait, what? Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, dog. If a woman is responsible, man or woman, if a person is responsible for me making $110 million,

and please believe he's done nothing of notes since yes nor does anybody give a flying fuck about him since or will ever care about anything else 100 got him 110 million dollars that is not only wealth for him but wealth for multiple generations after him okay his family the radcliffe name, will be different from now on because of this. One woman. That's what I'm saying.

And not criticize anything she says. You shut your mouth. 100%. Shut your stupid fucking mouth, dog. You got to agree with everything she says ever? You, Emma Watson, that redheaded motherfucker that we haven't seen since,

shouldn't even have got with Hermione, you seen since. What if she goes full Nazi? She's like, I'm a Nazi sympathizer. You got to be like. Quiet. Just keep quiet. Keep quiet. I'm a sympathizer

with the Nazi sympathizer, I guess. Put $100 million in my pocket. I'm going to fuck. What you really going to tell me? We'll give her permission on that one. You say this.

You say, okay, she went all Nazi. You go, you say this. You say, she got a point. That's what you say this. You say, she got a point. That's what you say.

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Exactly. No, you say this. You'd be like, listen. You say, you know how hard it is? You're asking me a question. You know the right answer to this question. And you know by giving the right answer, I have to criticize someone who has changed my life and future generations of my life.

Okay? I am so fucking torn in this situation, and I'm going to refuse to say anything publicly about it. I have my personal feelings about that, and then I'm going to keep those feelings personal. I'll discuss it with them. I'm going to discuss these conversations I discuss with them. Exactly. Now, she's not coming out as a fucking Nazi. Okay?

That is the craziest example and I understand we have to jump to craziest examples so that we can, you know, flesh these ideas out. But she's not coming out as a fucking Nazi.

Right. She's kind of being pretty reasonable. Okay? Shut your fucking mouth, kid. $110 million. I told you, dog. I thought it was

maybe $10 million. You don't know, bro. He went from like $150 grand to $3 million to like $6 million. The last two like 150 grand to 3 million to like 6. The last two movies, he got 20 mil each. And he gets a piece of back end, I'm sure.

I'm sure. Then you carve him into merch. Because from the second that movie's a hit, they cannot do it without you. Do you know what he said? What did he say? I'm a **** probably. Stupid ****. No, no.

He said, what is it? I believe any women are women or some ****. Yeah, pretty much. No, no. He said, he said, what is it? I believe any women are women or some shit. Yeah, pretty much. Shut your mouth. And he said, and he said something like, you have the quote, right? Yeah. He has like a whole thing, like a whole. I'm saddened at what she said.

And yeah, he's like certain press outlets have asked me to speak on this. Blah, blah, blah. She's responsible for the course of my life has taken someone who's I've been honored to work with and continue to contribute to the Trevorvor project blah blah i feel compelled to say something transgender women are women any statement to the contrary erases the identity of dignity of transgender people blah blah fuck you shut your fucking mouth fuck you shut your you don't got no career bro it's over sell your little fucking action figures bitch bitch little fucking bitch i'm sitting here with my legs crossed Calling you a bitch Cause you the bitch

Yeah Yeah Ron Weasley he said something That motherfucker got nothing else going on He was in Lord of the Rings Nah he quit acting He like bought an ice cream truck He just like

Hey she's up Ron Weasley Hermione made the right choice dog What did Hermione do? That's the guy married They got married Oh Come on dog Come on dog Reread that book bro I thought you were saying Like what did the actual character do Right choice, dog. What did Hermione do? That's the guy married. They got married. Oh. Come on, dog.

Come on, dog. Reread that book, bro. I thought you were saying what did the actual character do. No, that bitch trash. She tweeted about it. No, it's just disgusting, man. That's disgusting. There's no loyalty.

There's none. There's no loyalty. It's disgusting, dog. That's disgusting. She didn't write the movies. Say what? She didn't write the movies. She wrote the fucking movies.

She was actually heavily involved in the movie making. She's a producer producer and she insisted all the actors be english so they could have probably picked some fucking american kid but she didn't let him could have been emma stone could be emma stone going like that throughout every hijinks how are we gonna get out of it we're playing chess it's giant it's a three-headed dog There's a big tarantula The car's flying

The car's flying Point is Fuck y'all dude Yeah that's fucked up That ain't shit That's fucked up I think we should boycott it I ain't watching it I think we should boycott it. I ain't watching it.

I think we should boycott it. Put the fucking queen in, bro. Call her mommy. That's mommy to you. And then apparently J.K. Rowling also got doxxed over the weekend. I bet it was Emma Watson

trifling bitch. But doesn't she have like a gated community or something like that? Something like that, yeah. Yeah, so she didn't get doxxed. So basically... People know she lives.

They put her address out there and went to her home and took pictures in front of it and of it and then put it out on Twitter. Nah, that's foul. Mad people retweeting it. They got through the gates.

You got my gated community. They're taking pictures in front of the house. Nah, I think it's more like some White House shit where you could take it in front of it but in front is so far.

I mean, it's probably a big house. Yeah, she got land and shit. You got gates. Come on, get out of here with that. Come on, stop it. You're rich. They're putting her address everywhere. I mean, it's probably a big house. Yeah, she got land and shit. You got gates. Come on, get out of here with that. Come on, stop it. They're putting her address everywhere. I mean, it sucks, but you should have security for that. You thought you could be a billionaire and just like walk around

and people wouldn't want to come to your house? Like, no, you have to get an island or something like that. Get a moat. Get a moat. They should give her a heron hole. Yeah. That'd be dope. Yeah, 100%.

She went over the top on Twitter. I had like an eight tweet thread basically being like, yo, people can't. This is the first tweet. I'll just read this one. Last Friday, my family's address was posted on Twitter by three activist actors who took pictures of themselves in front of our house, carefully positioning themselves to ensure that our address was visible. And then she's like, thanks to everyone that you know god had taken down that tweeted at you know conduct and standards blah blah and then she this is the last tweet that she says she says i've now received so many death threats i could paper the house with them and i haven't stopped

speaking out perhaps i'm just throwing this out there the best way to prove your movement isn't a threat to women is to stop stalking harassing and threatening us oh that's a good ass point hey hey this bitch can write yo i told you you should be sticking landings bro yeah that's a landing sticking ass that was the last tweet too that's hey hey eight parts dog she'd be doing an eighth son she'd be killing that part eight stock that's a bad bitch