Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz reacts: Mr. Beast Breaks Youtube & Chris Cuomo Gets FIRED!

Episode Date: December 3, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What up people, Shultzy here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. If you guys haven't seen it already, I'd be shocked. But there's a YouTuber named Mr. Beast. Yeah. Now, Mr. Beast is probably the biggest person on YouTube right now.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yeah. He puts out videos. They get 40, 50, 60 million views. It's insane. It's unbelievable. Guy's incredibly talented. He recreated Squid Game, the korean uh horror drama whatever you want to call it uh anthology that was on netflix he basically recreated spent 3.5 million dollars had 456 people come out to compete in squid game obviously not to the death they lose they just get
Starting point is 00:01:00 taken out of the potential money the person who who won it won $456,000. Yeah. He spent three and a half million recreating each one of the stages. I think he did it in North Carolina. He has like a, I guess a big soundstage there or something like that. And, um,
Starting point is 00:01:15 it's on YouTube. You can go watch it. And I thought it was absolutely brilliant to see it executed. Incredible. It was brilliant to see it executed. It. It was brilliant to see it executed. It, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was just, to see something of that scale
Starting point is 00:01:31 was unbelievable. So impressive. Yeah. Yo, Mr. Beast is like a real life social media great Gatsby. Okay. Like, he's just this guy that popped up.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I don't know how the fuck he made all this money, but all of a sudden you just keep hearing about him and he's doing all this really cool shit and it's like, it's like that fucking Squid Game thing is the party that you got to be at, bro.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Here's the thing. This guy has been, I know it sounds so crazy to say this because he's so much more, um, has so much more awareness than we do, but I'm going to say it as I feel it. He's been on my radar for a while. Right. Right. Now he should be on my radar. He's been on my radar for a while. Right. Right? Now, he should be on my radar. He's the most successful person on YouTube.
Starting point is 00:02:07 But what he does is he does these incredible games. Yes. And they're not all games competition, but it's just like, I'm going to stay underground for 24 hours. Or I'm going to stay underwater for 24 hours. He does these videos, and you're just like, okay, I've got to see where this goes. It's really good. You watch it. The editing is great.
Starting point is 00:02:23 His crew is all really good. It's fun. Now, the beauty of this Squid Game thing that has received probably over 100 million views. 130 as of now. What happened when he was doing those things on YouTube, but this is also on YouTube, but they were tapping into
Starting point is 00:02:37 the YouTube community, but if you're not someone who watches YouTube regularly, you can have no clue who Mr. Beast is. Beast is not doing things that are going to get picked up by the news. If you're just like a complete casual when it comes to YouTube,
Starting point is 00:02:48 the Daily News isn't talking about it. The Los Angeles Times isn't talking about it. Late Night's not talking about it. It doesn't tap into mainstream culture. And I think something
Starting point is 00:02:56 really interesting about the Squid Game one is now there's a lot of people that all of a sudden are going to learn about the most popular person on YouTube. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:04 They're going to quote unquote discover the most successful man on the internet, which is a crazy thing to say, but it is in a microcosm what is happening now with fame. He's the most famous person on YouTube, but outside of YouTube, if you're not someone that watches YouTube regularly, you will have no clue who this person is. But because he tapped into something topical, everybody comes to the watering hole for topicality right if you're talking about a specific issue
Starting point is 00:03:29 we gotta indulge in it yep if it's about something i care about i gotta go tap in even if i'm not someone's on youtube my mom might not even be on youtube yep but if she wants to you know see a reaction to squid game she's gonna go in there for the conversation. And I wonder if he starts to bring topicality into his future endeavors because he sees the 3X reaction that he got from doing it. What do you think? And I wonder if it's – yeah, I think so. And I wonder if that's going to start the trend of a lot of people trying to do this. But I'm not sure if they can compete with him on scale. Yeah, scale and money and even like creativity.
Starting point is 00:04:04 Like he really – it seems like he really understands YouTube and how to make it work. if they can compete with him on scale. Yeah, scale and money and even creativity. It seems like he really understands YouTube and how to make it work. But I'm just wondering if he starts to go, oh, wow, this is how I cross over to mainstream. Now I'm a creator that happens to create on YouTube. Before this, I was a YouTuber. And that's the difference maker. When you go mainstream,
Starting point is 00:04:21 you're just using YouTube as the platform. You just happen to be a creative. And this was a story I saw in news outlets. Somebody created a squid game, spent three and a half million dollars. So I think this could be the way he crosses over. Like you said, I think this is the beginning of it. Now he just feeds it and feeds it and feeds it. What do you think, Mark?
Starting point is 00:04:35 It's just funny that the news is describing it as like somebody. You know what I mean? Which he is, I guess, somebody to the whole world, even to America. But on YouTube, he's such a presence. So I think what he'll probably do is tap into pop culture as it presents itself. But the issue with that is you just make yourself dependent on pop culture. So with what he's doing and his content, if you're doing a stunt based off pop culture and there's nothing really poppy in the news,
Starting point is 00:05:00 then you're like, oh, crap, what do I do? So I think he's just going to continue on his own thing. And then anytime something pops up, he will. And he doesn't need to do it every week right he only needs to do it when he wants these bumps but there's been a huge bump i mean earlier you were telling me he was averaging like between half a million to a million subscribers a week that were added to his channel yeah and he did this and he got seven million yes according to like some uh like social blade or something like that that's what it looked like i mean that's unreal yeah but that's what
Starting point is 00:05:23 happens when you tap into the masses. And then you get the news outlets start talking about it. And now, all of a sudden, you go from a YouTuber to a famous person. Yes. And again, this is something that slapped me in the face when I was in L.A. doing a movie. When I was there and I was like, oh, these people only care about movies. They got no clue what we're doing over here. And he, I'm sure, is abundantly aware of that.
Starting point is 00:05:43 I'm sure he's walking around walmart and all the kids they're going holy shit you're the most famous person on the planet and all the people working there or maybe not the people working there but like the senior executives are going who is this person that they want to take pictures yeah he's saying he's having like a hard time like working with like tv studios i was listening to him on a podcast recently he was like yeah i'm having a tough time because it's like i'm trying to work with tv studios or like in the past he was yeah and they'd be like we don't really see it like blah blah blah like the money it doesn't really make sense like no we won't give you more money he's like i'm getting 10 times the views you're getting on any show
Starting point is 00:06:12 you're doing like per dollar spent like you guys don't understand they don't but to that point like industry stuff i don't think they see it but he only needs two or three of these a year max yeah of course just enough to like tap in yeah to that to that exact point it's like and and i and i i remember either i was talking to you about this or i was looking into it about him just going all in on youtube and um it's a fascinating case study because like trying to get these tv people like trying to convince them of something that you already know that works while their ship is sinking is a really awful task. Yeah. Well, it's actually interesting.
Starting point is 00:06:48 It's like the Amazon thing. Okay. That most of these businesses fail because in order to succeed, you have to do something to kill your current business. You know what I mean? So Amazon starts going to digital e-books when their whole business is selling physical books. So they hire someone
Starting point is 00:07:05 and they go, yo, your job is to put your old job out of business. The iPhone killed the iPod. And they were like, what? And they're like, yeah, you have to innovate
Starting point is 00:07:13 to where your new thing is destroying the old thing. Which takes a lot of confidence that one, the new thing is going to be the new thing and the faith that like you're going to be able
Starting point is 00:07:21 to actually do it effectively. It's really scary. Blockbuster is in the same situation. They just chose not to do it. If we stream, we're going to kill all of our retail stores but if you want to survive you have to change continue to innovate which sounds like a really easy little thing to say like oh yeah if you want to survive just change but it's like that's a really terrifying position to be yeah but imagine how pissed off you would be like you get 50 million views on average, right? You're talking to a network that can barely get a million views for a sitcom that they're spending tens of millions of dollars on. You get 50 million views.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Yeah, film a show with your friends. With the homies, right? You know how to film it. You know how to make it work. And it's clean, right? It's like there's no curses. You could put any advertising on it. Right?
Starting point is 00:08:06 And you're sitting down with these execs and they're going, I don't know if I get it. Who the fuck are you? Yeah. No, you don't get it. Yeah. You don't. That's why your business is failing. You don't get what people are actually watching.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I don't even know if they know their business is failing. It's crazy. Yeah. Because you're the last one to know you fell off. Yeah. Kind of like, you know how like a rapper is the last one to know that they're not popping anymore? And I wonder if that's the exact, because it's also like willful ignorance. You're like, I don't want to, oh no, this is just a downtime.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Yeah. And we'll come back up. We'll get a new show. It'll get popping again. You know, sometimes you have a few bad seasons. Yeah. Or you look at all your peers. You're like, oh, we were competing with all these other TV companies, and they're all going down.
Starting point is 00:08:41 Or like, we're about where all the rest of the TV companies are. Yeah, you lie to yourself. You forget who you're competing with. Your survival is still on the line, though. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 100%. But you're like, oh, yeah, ABC's doing this, NBC's doing this.
Starting point is 00:08:52 You don't realize that, oh, I'm not competing with TV anymore. I'm competing with this whole new thing. Yeah, it's just eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah, who is getting the eyeballs? Who's catching eyeballs? And this kid knows how to do it.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Yeah. And he is on the marketplace for the eyeballs, too. And the savvy shit he did, he had a big ad in the middle of it's catching eyeballs? And this kid knows how to do it. And he is on the marketplace for the eyeballs too. And the savvy shit he did, he had a big ad in the middle of it to make his money. But even just like,
Starting point is 00:09:11 you know they had the little packs whenever they got eliminated that would explode? Yeah. In an actual Squid Game show, they died. He even strategically put in
Starting point is 00:09:17 somebody like, a few people overacting like, oh, oh, oh. And then he looked in the camera and he goes, it doesn't hurt. It was just like, hey guys, remember, this is for everybody. This is all in good fun. Yeah. And the actual Squid Game, they, oh. And then he looked in the camera. He goes, it doesn't hurt. It was just like, hey, guys, remember, this is for everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:26 This is all in good fun. Yeah. And the actual Squid Game, they never played. The last game of the Squid Game show is the game called Squid Game, but that's too violent. So he's like, oh, we're just going to do musical chairs with the Squid Game theme song. He said it when I watched. He was just like, none of us know the rules to this shit. We're not Korean.
Starting point is 00:09:41 We live in America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was fired because I honestly got to that last one. I i was like i don't even want to deal with all this and then when he said musical chairs i was like that's my boy right there yeah i yeah that's how we handle this shit i yeah i'm saying what whatever the explanation aside i think the reason he did is like this can be too violent we can't have people hurting each other like this has got to be as harmless as possible so everybody can view it he's not thinking about a million views right he's thinking about a billion views right so it has to be a much squeakier clean thing to get a billion views yeah yeah i don't know it was just it was really interesting i'm curious to see his trajectory
Starting point is 00:10:14 he's got to do more topical shit because it's hard to it's hard to step away from the views like once you taste a hundred yeah yeah and you know why yeah it's not like it happened you're like oh this was a mistake i don't know how to recreate this. You know exactly how. It's going to be hard. It's going to be hard when that new Spider-Man movie that everybody wants to see and they're spending $10,000 on a ticket coming out. It's going to be hard to be like,
Starting point is 00:10:36 I made my own webbing and I climbed a building. It's going to be hard to not do that knowing you're going to get $100 million. Right. That video would be fire No joke I'm gonna be Spider-Man So fire
Starting point is 00:10:49 Jumping off buildings And swinging Yeah that's fire You gotta watch it You gotta watch it I want 10% beast You know what I mean And if you only knew
Starting point is 00:10:57 What going beast meant Oh yeah We got our own beast Over here We gotta do that video That video's guaranteed 200 million views Show them the real
Starting point is 00:11:03 Mr. Beast Fucking animal Yeah yeah yeah Fucking animal bro Go beast video. That video's guaranteed 200 million views. Show them the real Mr. Beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking animal, bro? Go beast? Yeah, go beast. That's guaranteed 250 million views.
Starting point is 00:11:10 Yeah. Well, I think they have a view of those videos already and they don't get 250 million views, but... If they were on YouTube. Yeah. And depending on the animal,
Starting point is 00:11:18 if it was like a redhead. And if it had a cool thumbnail. If it had a cool thumbnail and an engaging intro. Engaging intro, cool thumbnail, and brought to you by a dope video game. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Fair enough. That's the truth. I'd watch Mr. Hands. You have the right thumbnail. You might as well do it. You just take a break from fucking the animal. Just put a carrot in its mouth. Hey, so, by the way, this episode of Going Beast is brought to you by Brawl Game.
Starting point is 00:11:40 When you're done fucking animals, you can play this with your other friends who have never had sex. Yo. That'd actually be good brand synergy yeah wrong yeah yeah now we're thinking now we're thinking yeah when mr beast comes out you gotta explain to him what now we gotta get him on you gotta explain what going beast means we gotta yeah we'll talk about what going beast for sure but we gotta get him on i'm also just curious about what drives him. Like, is it truly fun? Is it all outcome dependent? Or is it truly fun to do these things? Is the journey also fun? Yeah, that's a good question.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Because I think he tries to make it fun. But at a certain point, the numbers are so big, you have to be very outcome focused. Yeah. Yeah, you have to be outcome focused. And then you probably lose some of the fun. Yeah. So I'm curious. And then if a video doesn't do well for him is it not enjoyable like
Starting point is 00:12:26 does he it seems like a lot of the ones i've watched like he suffers through suffering is part of it yeah yeah you bury yourself or whatever yourself i'm not gonna leave this circle for 24 hours or you know it's like survive on an island like all these things are suffering and it's worth that outcome but if that outcome wasn't there would this still be stuff you do with your friends would it be these cool pranks that you would do on a saturday when you're not working right and we're in this like real position of luxury where like we enjoy the fuck out of what we do yes we're on stage we're doing a podcast like this is enjoyable and then the fact that we can monetize it is just that's some god i don't know someone looking out for us yeah you know so i'm always
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Starting point is 00:14:18 Now let's get back to this. Exclusive Patreon clip. You can get the full episode. At patreon.com. Slash flagrant too. What do you think about them. Cuomo's my boysrant2. What do you think about them Cuomos, my boys? Mmm.
Starting point is 00:14:27 Eh. What? I don't think it's a big deal. Talk to me. I'll take our cause. So here's what I'm reading. He's advising. Miles, why are you already looking so disconcerted? He's already.
Starting point is 00:14:39 So he just basically advised his brother. And he was like, hey, here's the deal. What do you need from me? I want to help. I want to help my brother out of a jam. Isn that what we would all do yeah so here's the thing that's one thing that's fucked up but go ahead go go go there's one thing he did that's fucked up that he apparently sent a text message that said like i've got a lead on the wedding girl which whatever it's about uh some girl at a wedding that said andrew cuomo like sexually harassed
Starting point is 00:15:02 her at a wedding so that text is a little bit fucked up to me cause I don't know what the intention is behind. I've got a lead on the wedding girl. Yeah. But the other thing that he did that everybody's so upset about is he asked other journalists if they knew if a story was dropping about his brother. Yeah. We would all do that.
Starting point is 00:15:16 So here's the thing. Two things can be true. The Cuomos can be absolute scumbags and their dynasty can be falling apart and never to be, uh, you know, recreated ever again. And we would have all done the exact same thing
Starting point is 00:15:28 to help our brother. Yes. I think the issue with the Cuomo specifically is this like, you're nodding your head, is like basking in the sunshine? What are you doing to fuck shit that everybody else is doing?
Starting point is 00:15:38 It's like when a priest rapes a kid. It's more egregious than when just like a random guy does it at a bus stop yeah because it's like oh you're supposed to be the pinnacle of morality like you're telling everyone how to live and you're telling everyone how to be virtuous you're a politician and a newscaster yeah a journalist like we have to trust both of you to do the right thing and to be the right people yeah and then not only is he a journalist but he's a journalist that's positioned in a way either through his own doing or the doing of the institution
Starting point is 00:16:05 he's a part of that rallies against, you know, men that are acting toxic and problematic men. Yeah, that's fucked. And government corruption. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if there's like
Starting point is 00:16:13 a right-wing guy that does this, people are like, eh, you know. But Andrew to me is a slimy fuck. Chris, Chris is not corrupt. He's just Italian. Italians love their families.
Starting point is 00:16:23 That defense didn't work for Andrew. Andrew Cuomo, to be specific. But if Chris Cuomo was like, dude, I'm not corrupt he's just italian italians love their families that defense didn't work for andrew andrew but if andrew cuomo to be specific but if chris cuomo was like dude i'm not corrupt i'm just italian we love our families i'd be like which the italian defense is so funny the italian defense for family works great that's exactly all mafia is this family well that's what he said when he was touching the girls he was like i'm not i wasn't touching i wasn't being creepy i'm italian yeah that's what i'm saying for and Andy Cuomo, that doesn't work. It works. But for Chris Cuomo, it does work, though.
Starting point is 00:16:48 It does work, bro. It does work a little bit. Just say you're Italian. It works out. Okay, I'm going to try this. No, I mean it. I'm not saying that. Like, for example, like, okay, let's say an immigrant just came from, like a refugee, just came from, I'm trying to think of a place
Starting point is 00:17:05 Where were all the refugees in Europe from? When? Remember they had to teach them how to not rape You know remember that? They gave them not rape classes and shit LG? I don't know But basically some places where they weren't used to
Starting point is 00:17:17 Women just walking around in bikinis and shit Yeah yeah yeah Right? And they had to be like Yo over here you can't You know Rape these girls Put the stone down
Starting point is 00:17:24 Yeah exactly Put the stone down Right Yeah So they had to teach like, yo, over here, you can't rape these girls. Put the stone down. Yeah, exactly. Put the stone down. So they had to teach them how to do it. Now, if a guy just started whistling as a girl as they walked by, and they were a refugee, you'd be like, ugh, he don't know any better. It's that soft bigotry shit.
Starting point is 00:17:42 It's like, yeah, in his country, if a girl walks by in a bikini, she's trying to get raped. So that's why he's acting like that. You got to educate them. You can't do that shit. You know what I mean? I'll be honest. My boxing coach said this shit to me.
Starting point is 00:17:55 He's like, yo, in Egypt, if a guy's looking at your girl, it's because he's trying to fuck your girl. If a guy looks at my girl in America, I don't care. It's like people look at girls here. People have conversations with them. It's no big deal. You say hi. You get some coffee. But in Egypt, that means something different.
Starting point is 00:18:04 Yeah. It's like looking at a wolf in his eyes. Boom. So if I see a guy doing that in Egypt, I got to cut his head open with a knife. There's some countries where men hold hands in some countries. Exactly. And if you do it over here, that means something. Yo, that's true.
Starting point is 00:18:20 So it's like, you know, it goes both ways. Culture changes. So the Italian thing kind of does work. An old Italian dude kissing a girl, whatever like that. I get it. Yeah, that is it. All right. I don't agree, but it worked for Chris for sure. And if there's some...
Starting point is 00:18:32 You don't think that we let old Italian men be more touchy? I don't think it works for Andrew Cuomo, who is the fucking governor. Like, you're not some just Italian uncle. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're the fucking governor of the state. He's the Italian uncle. Put it this way, Italian uncle.
Starting point is 00:18:44 If he had the opportunity To be president Nobody would have an issue with this I don't think anybody's talking about it I think it'd be more like And I'm not trying to call out these chicks But I think it'd be more like Hey remember that time we met at the party
Starting point is 00:18:58 And we had such a great conversation You don't remember that? Instead of remember that time you kissed me twice And you said something that was a little inappropriate But I think once you see a sinking ship, it's like, yo, it's time to pile on, baby. Let me get this cloud up. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 00:19:11 I don't believe it's strong enough to argue to the death. I just think it doesn't necessarily work for Andrew Cuomo as governor of New York. As just some regular old Italian, sure. But for Chris Cuomo, I actually think there is some room to be like, dog, this is my brother. Okay, he did some fuck shit, but that's my brother.
Starting point is 00:19:26 I gotta cover it up. Oh, you're always gonna hold down your brother. Yeah. Any of us would've done the exact same thing. It's still wrong. He can't use the Italian excuse now. Because if I'm Chris, I'd be pissed.
Starting point is 00:19:35 I'd be pissed, dog. I'd be like, who took that shit? Bro, the reason I did it is because I'm actually Italian, and you are to use the Italian thing on the thing you can't use it on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Fuck. Now what am I supposed to say? I can't be like, oh, I'm also italian that's why i defended my family you're like you were touching these girls you said this because you're italian idiot yo but when would you stop when would you stop like when would you go yo i can't hold my brother down with that murder rape and like uh molestation any of that shit that umbrella umbrella, no. Everything short of that, let's go. Sexual assault? And even murder, what's the context?
Starting point is 00:20:08 Sexual assault? We talking about sexual assault? Going beast with the boys? Yeah. What if he goes beast? Sexually assaulting an animal? What if he goes beast? What if your boy goes beast?
Starting point is 00:20:16 He goes beast. That's between him and the animal. What if your brother, you walk into your brother fucking a pig? Hey, G's up. What if it's happy?
Starting point is 00:20:24 What if it's your dog G's up I don't fuck happy now that's where he draws the line that's my dog you know what I mean if anybody fuck happy it's me
Starting point is 00:20:31 what if he's using if anybody fuck my dog it's me as a shake weight he's just got happy he's holding happy by the abdomen and he's just fucking
Starting point is 00:20:40 like that he's doing a peloton workout class yeah the same time and they're like 10 more minutes and he's like that. He's doing a Peloton workout class. Yeah, the same time. They're like, 10 more minutes. He's like.
Starting point is 00:20:49 That's my dog. If anybody fucking happy's mouth, this is me. And you hear like happy barking, but also like gagging. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Do the barks sound happy? They sound so happy. You see the tail wagging crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Hey, bro. Good for y'all, dude. He's going beast oral. Good for y' happy. You see the tail wagging crazy. Hey, bro. Good for y'all. He's going beast oral. Good for y'all. He's going beast oral, dude. He was going anal. No. He's going beast oral. You got to warm it up.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Dude, you always got to do some foreplay before you go straight beast. Are you talking about going straight beast without getting that fucking top? You know it's the most sloppy top if it's coming from a beast? You could turn down, hold on, you would turn down the sloppiest top of all? Dog top? Bow, wow, wow, yippee, yo,
Starting point is 00:21:36 yippee, yay, boy. You know, to be honest, Sabi would give a great top. Yo, sloppy Sabi, yeah. Man, I almost let Sabi lurk. Do you know what I mean? I'd be coming out of the shower. You'd put some peanut butter in your asshole and you'd rather get ini? Man, I almost let Sabi lurk. Do you know what I mean? I'd be coming out of the shower. You'd put some peanut butter in your asshole. No, I never put peanut butter in my asshole.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yo, does Sabi watch you or what? Say what? Does Sabi watch you when you're doing your thing? What, when I'm beating? Yeah. When I'm beating down? Yeah. Yeah, if you think I'm retarded, dude.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Why don't you flip her over, fam? What the fuck you doing laying on top of her like that? That's crazy This guy's retarded This guy's dick game Trudge He don't even know how it works He really thinks I'm retarded
Starting point is 00:22:11 She Whatever You know what I mean Dogs are boys Dogs are boys Real talk I don't even correct motherfuckers They're like
Starting point is 00:22:19 Is it a boy or a girl I'm like He's a boy He him What's his name He him He got pronouns He got no dick Nah He him dog Nah My's his name He him He got pronouns He got no dick
Starting point is 00:22:26 Nah he him dog Nah My dog got the fat dick You know what I'm saying With the lippy Anyway So yeah Your dog just gets
Starting point is 00:22:37 Fucking throated Hey if happy enjoys it Good for them If happy enjoys it Good for them Whatever makes happy happy Right So what are you saying
Starting point is 00:22:45 You're saying free Chris I'm saying free Chris Dead ass I'm saying free Chris Fuck Chris Yeah but he Not for this But not for this
Starting point is 00:22:53 But not for the Exactly But not for this I don't think he did Anything wrong here But his brother did Rape women Allegedly
Starting point is 00:22:59 I know he did something wrong But you just Would also do the wrong thing What He groped women No Yeah I think he
Starting point is 00:23:05 graped them. That's groping rape. I know. Where's the APE part coming from? Where's the ape? He graped them. It's a rapist. It's a groping rape. He raped them with a grope. See, son, if you said some shit like that
Starting point is 00:23:21 to me, I would legit be like, come on, dog. He's just Italian. And what do they love? Grapes I'm just saying They know how to make And what was that girl also doing when he was Graping her? Wining probably Didn't like it
Starting point is 00:23:37 Didn't like it one bit But she didn't wine immediately She took a little time That's what a grape needs A grape took a little time she let it ferment a grape a grape needs a little time to become a wine yeah and an italian shouldn't understand that italian should know better yeah and maybe six to seven years i'm gonna get a wine a wine from 96 that was my best year that was the best year the dude was on a roll. He was great for everybody.

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