Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Neil Young Battles Joe Rogan and FAILS

Episode Date: January 28, 2022

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giving out misinformation with all these doctors, I don't want my music on Spotify. So it's either me or him. And this is the perfect example of what we're talking about, how people live in their own bubbles. If Alec Baldwin can think that he's the most famous, successful actor in the world, then Neil Young can think anybody gives a flying fuck about his music.

I can't name one Neil Young song. Yesterday when I heard about this story, I was so upset because I thought Sweet Caroline was a Neil Young song. It's a Neil Diamond song. That's Neil Diamond. Okay? So I don't know a single Neil Young song. I don't care about Neil Young.

I never thought about Neil Young. Is that Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young? Wait, what? Are those hockey players, dude? I have no fucking clue what you just said. Oh, and Young's not with them. No, you are correct. Young is part of it.

I'm correct, yeah. You just said it crazy. Ass face. You said it crazy. You said it crazy. Ass face. Who's your favorite Crosby, Nils, Nash, and King song? What did you say?

Sweet Caroline. No. That's Neil Diamond? Sweet Caroline. No. That's Neil Diamond. That's Neil Diamond's. Okay, Neil Diamond sang that. So I don't know a single Crosby, Nash, Stills, and Young song. I just know that's a group of four people. And then there's also Neil Young.

Is it the same Young? Same Young. Bro, let's put him on the list of Nils, where he is. Okay. Okay. Diamond. Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Neil, fuck him. Neil Armstrong he is. Okay. Diamond. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Neil, fuck him.

Neil Armstrong. Armstrong. Okay, okay, okay, okay. On the moon. First person on the moon. You bet. You bet. Wearing this watch right here.

There you go. Okay. The Omega. There you go. The Omega. Neil Armstrong, the Omega. Okay. Number two, Neil.

Diamond. Diamond. Yeah. Gotta be Neil Diamond. Yeah. Number three. Neil Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Diamond. Diamond. Got to be Neil Diamond. Yeah. Number three, Neil Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris.

Neil Patrick Harris. Jesus. Jesus. Neil Brennan. Neil Brennan. Jesus. Neil. Neil Jordan.

Who's that? Who's that? Directed Interview with the Vampire. Nope. Neil Gayman. Neil Gayman. Neil Gayman, yeah. Who's that?

He wrote books. Good Omens is a show that just came out. Who's that? He wrote books. Good Omens is a show that just came out. There's another one. Fuck it is. I'm about to nope him from the loop. Yeah, sorry. Neil Gayman, not there.

Colin Kaepernick famously kneeled. And that was... Great kneel. Well done. Great kneel. Great kneel. I'm glad you didn't say the other guy. Come on.

Come on now. Colin Kaepernick, huge kneel. Huge kneal. Tim Tebow, another great Neal. That's a good point. Another great Neal. The Thinking Man. Oh, shit, Atlas.

Not Atlas. Oh, that's got the earth on it. Rodan. Yep. Rodan. Other Neals. Degrass Tyson, we could probably throw in there. Come on, put the goat in there.

Put the goat in there put the goat in there we'll put I hate him negative Nancy but he is more famous than Neil Young for sure

can you put family of famous Neils okay go Neil Armstrong's brother what's his name Louis dude Louis Armstrong

this is an interesting fact what's that Louis Armstrong was actually supposed to go to space no really he was the one that was supposed to go to space no really he was the one that was supposed to go to space and there was a mix-up what happened mix-up they

had uh it ended up being neil armstrong how wow wow this is this is actually like a weird story a lot of people don't know this but um so louis armstrong yeah is black yeah okay that's everyone knows i did not i did not i was unaware they were worried they would lose them in space oh my gosh they were worried they lose them in space because you have to swim through space to know the jumping oh the jumping dude they i mean if you saw how high those white kids jumped on the moon oh yeah they're like we don't have a chance to pull them back down right we're gonna have to do something we have to have some sort of belt or leash or something attach them to the ship because if he takes one step the guy's gonna be on jupiter okay yeah yeah right is that why they sent only white people to move for a long time

yes 100 100 and you think they were also more okay with like if white people die that's fine yes yeah it would be heroic yeah i think they were trying more okay with like, if white people die, that's fine? Yes. Yeah. It would be heroic. Yeah, I think they were trying to do it to protect some black people. I think that black lives mattered back then. Clearly mattered back then. That's a good point. We can't risk one of the greatest musicians of our time on this silly little space race.

Yeah, stupid. You know who they should have sent? Neil Young. They absolutely should have sent Neil Young. Expendable, absolutely. Hair, wispy. Hair is wispy. should have sent neil young they absolutely should expendable expendable absolutely hair wispy hair is wispy you can count the hairs on his head all wisps dude his hair looks like um like an asian man's chin that's look at this fucking guy dude uh uh yeah he looks like a curmudgeon. He do look heller like Donald Trump, actually.

Yeah, why is he so upset? Now he pulls it side by side. Dude, he looks like that teacher with Mad-Eye Moody. Yeah, he looks like Mad-Eye Moody. He does look like Mad-Eye Moody. He's going to muff it a little bit. 100%, dude. This guy stinks.

Okay. I just don't know why he thought he was going to win. There's no way he thought Spotify will takee rogan's catalog down and keep his when they got his catalog probably for free and they paid nine figures for joe rogan's catalog they literally pay neil young pennies when some old lady accidentally taps a fucking song thinking it's neil diamond when some old lady pulls him up on her fucking junebug phone what is that? It's a big-ass jitterbug. Oh, my God. I thought you said

some racist fucking shit right now. No, no. Jitterbug. Big-ass phone. I don't know what that is. I've never heard of that phone. You've never seen a jitterbug? Never seen a jitterbug.

Oh, you'll see one in five years. What is it? It's awesome. Oh, is that an old joke to me, Mark? No, no. It's not an old joke. Is that an old joke to me? Hi there, buddy.

I see how it is. What? Nice old joke to me. Just an old man. By the time he needs one, double have it for you as a Just an old man. By the time he needs one, double have it before he's a wedding gift. By the time he needs one, double have it before he's a wedding gift. Yeah, maybe. That'd be nice.

Okay. Point is that Neil Young is completely useless now. Yeah, there's got to be a play, right? There's no way he thought he was going to win. He's trying to start a movement of people trying to stand up against corporations that they don't agree with. I think he's trying to like start like a little this is the slow clap

he's the rosa parks of spotify interesting opposite where he's going i'm leaving immediately i'm off the bus i'm off the bus where are you going i'm off the bus name name a single neil young song now go crosbyby, Stills, Nash, and Young that's not a song I wish I had someone to throw at you they don't have a song called Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young

right again Forever Young no Young Frankincense that's Alphaville no Young at Heart Young and Restless

you're so close Young and Restless Heart of Gold Young and Wild and Free Young, Wild Wild and Free. Young, Wild, and Free is fire. He also rode something and it had no name.

Horse with no name. Rocking in the free world. Old Man is actually a good song. Keep on rocking in the free world. How free? How free a world? Maybe not too free. Maybe a world where certain people specific people dictate what information can go on spotify that doesn't seem very free to me

what a piece of shit dude now some people point out that neil young survived polio as a child other people point out that he might be a death eater and he's actually inside a case and if we look inside the case the real neil young will be in there and be like, no, let fucking Joe Rogan do his thing. That must be what happened. Absolutely, man. That's gotta be what happened. So surviving polio as a kid, you don't think that maybe

makes him concerned? Dude, the fact that his body was riddled with polio. Yeah. I mean, like, literally, like, Voldemort, when he went to Hogwarts with polio. Tom Riddle, guys.

Guys, come on, guys. Come on, guys's just can't just be me and miles oh yeah can't just be me and miles out here did you get it he did of course he got it immediately bro this guy don't play games no but the fact he was riddled with polio as a kid yeah does explain why his face looks like shit okay does explain that like if you look at his face your first reaction is like shit you look like whoa that is my first thought is whoa whoa what happened here yeah yeah horse with no name is a fun song is it that's a fun song and then you come to the valley on a horse with no name i don't know the rest oh that one's yeah that one's like i want slaps slaps. That one slaps. Slaps.

That slaps. I'll give him that. Yeah. They need to keep Neil on, bro. What other songs does he have? Cause Me Still's National. Old man, look at my life.

That's him? I don't know what that one is. Nah, that one's fire. I don't know that one. That one's kind of hot. Because it sounds like, old man, look at my life. That sounds,

that sounds like it sucks. But how he sounds. Oh, yeah. It sucks. Whatever you just sang sucked. No, that was how he sounds. Oh, yeah, yeah. That sucks. Whatever you just sang sucked. No, that was a good one. Nah, bro. Ain't no horse with no name.

Oh, man, look at my... Hey, you know what we could get these two songs we like? iTunes for 99 cents. Yeah, that's a good point. You think that's worth Spotify being like, hey, Joe, get out of here. Yeah, I don't think so. I mean, buddy, where was your leverage?

Where was your leverage point? His leverage is that he doesn't care about streaming and getting money from Spotify. Okay, and then he off Spotify. Yeah. Spotify made the choice. Bye-bye. Exactly. So he wasn't on Spotify for a super long time because he was like, oh, the streaming is unfair.

And then he acquiesced, didn't he? And then he was like, all right, fine, I'll put it on. Yeah. And now he's trying to back out with morality again. Get out of here, buddy. Hit the bricks. What if this becomes a trend and now actual artists that people care about start doing that?

Won't happen. Who's the first artist that would? Wait, what? Who's the first artist that would join along? Well, you know who did this first? Garth Brooks. wait what who's the first artist that would join along well you know who did this first uh garth brooks i don't think he's available on any streaming i think you have to like buy has a financial play right it's not a vaccine play yeah i'm saying like a political oh like a joe rogan statement i i i i don't think artists will do this nobody is canceling their spotify because

neil young is off. It's just not. You know what it would take for me to cancel my Spotify? I don't think there's a single artist that if they got off Spotify, I'd be like, I'm canceling my subscription. All right, guys, we're going to take a break from this exclusive Patreon clip because I got to tell you about the best wallets in the game. And those wallets come from Ekster.

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owner of endeavor i don't know that's the thing they don't know how much he owns well let me just explain so it's like wme william morris endeavor is an agency that bought the ufc yeah so he invested in that agency it's a publicly traded agency So apparently he invested enough where he has like some seats. I think that's what he claimed or like his partner claims that he would get four board seats. He gets four board seats. I don't know how much you have to invest. It seems like you have to invest something significant.

Maybe we can look into that a little bit more. And the way it's being positioned is because of this, he's Dana's boss because Dana is technically managing the company for William Morris endeavor. Dana's boss because Dana is technically managing the company for William Morris Endeavor. Now, I can't fathom that he was able to buy enough of William Morris Endeavor where he could have influence in the company. Yeah. Now, technically, everybody who owns that stock is an owner of William Morris Endeavor.

And if you want to say Danaana's boss then sure yeah but i can't fathom that they won the one he could afford to buy that much of it and two that they would even allow it they got to know that that's going to piss off dana so what could have happened is the guy he partnered with has a lot of money bought a lot you put a little bit in i'll say we partnered doesn't matter how much you partnered oh but i'm curious how many board seats there are and is four a significant share or are there a hundred board seats and four is nothing? Interesting.

Interesting. Yeah, if there's a thousand board members and you have four seats. Who gives a shit? But if there's 20 board seats and you got four of them, oh, now you're doing something. Now you got 20% of this thing. So he partnered with a guy.

He partnered with a guy. His business partner had a series of tweets about how this is the best way to move the company forward in the long term, is paying people more, et cetera. But he could have just brought Jake Paul in and been like, yo, let's make some noise. You're going to get this good publicity. My name's going to get out there in the same way that owning a team puts you in a, like if you own a sports franchise, your name is suddenly a very exclusive name. You get that notoriety as a billionaire. They all want that. So, hey, exclusive name. You get that notoriety. He's a billionaire.

They all want that. So, Hey, I'm going to get some notoriety off you. Get some publicity. You partner. Just give me a hundred thousand. Give me a million.

Give me whatever. And then we'll say we both own it and we're both fighting for this thing. It's mutually beneficial. Interesting. But I am curious how much Ford board seats is. Yeah. We have to figure that out. Another thing is,

what do you think about Jake Paul versus Francis Ngannou? Yeah, that'd be crazy. That would be good. Why? Because Jake Paul can probably outbox Francis, but if Francis hits him once, it's over.

Now, Francis used to be a boxer. Oh, I didn't know that. Because of boxing background. I didn't know that. So maybe he'd be good. But still, that'd be a crazy fight yeah i mean i think jake loses that i mean that's jake's last fight absolutely get paid lose be done yeah

and it's actually kind of like win-win for everybody because the payday would be absolutely fucking massive and for both people and then it would put francis back in dana white's good graces because he got jake out of here what about Francis versus Logan would that be more fun I think that I think that Logan has to be in the position where he's the hero he's the face right so whoever he fights we want to see him get knocked out and they don't have to be a person that's an actual boxer it could be like a YouTube celeb or something like that but somebody that like we just don't like and be a person that's an actual boxer. It could be like a YouTube celeb or something like that. But somebody that we just don't like.

And then Logan comes and saves the day. I think he's much better presented as that. Whereas Jake is the villain. And people are paying to see him get knocked out. So who's the person that you actually think is going to do it now? Francis would probably knock him out. I can't. Yeah.

If Francis has a boxing background. I don't know UFC at all. I thought he just was a UFC guy. yes was he started as a boxer and then learned the other things so he could be in ufc interesting though yeah i can't imagine that like jake paul's acquisition is actually the way it's being presented it's also like he's not even speaking on it that much it's mostly his business partner that's like putting out all the information about it. Yeah, there's no way. But yeah. And I can't imagine that, like you were saying, that they would be cool with it knowing the public beef between Dana and Dan.

They know how important Dana is to that company. He's the ambassador. There are certain companies that have a CEO that you just don't know anything about, but he's part of the celebrity CEO brigade. It's him, Elon, Be bezos zuckerberg and whoever but they understand the value of being famous and how you can use that value to build your company and he does it probably better than anyone elon's probably the best but like elon's the best yeah he does it better than most so it's like having dana be pissed off and then removed like you're crazy if you do that matter

of fact you gotta beg him to stay once his contract is over yeah you have to beg you need him yeah what i'm assuming happened is he probably has like either some vc he's working with or his business partner that has just like a bankroll invested a bunch of money into wme and then now they're just using that story is like you know like a leverage play to Dana and like trying to piss him off and then the board seats thing is disputed back and forth yeah let's wait to see that I haven't seen anyone confirmed that from like a reputable source yeah I think he just threw that out there and they maybe were like in talks to like negotiate that or like he

yeah message I like yeah we want board seats but nobody cares about the truth of lies more interesting yeah and that is by one share yeah you could buy one share of a company and be invited to their their annual meeting yeah so kind of a smart like social play i think oh brilliant i mean he just knows how to do it like jake has gone from heel to hero in legit 30 days yeah he knocked out uh what's his name woodley a month ago. And everybody hated him, whatever. And then all of a sudden he pivoted to, you know what? I just want these fighters to get paid better. And he knocked out Woodley legit.

So you're like, oh, this guy can box for real. And now he's fighting for fighter pay. Good for him. Yeah. Heal the hero in 30 days. It's unbelievable. Yeah, you don't want him on your ass. No.

Especially if you're not in the social game as well. No. Like, that motherfucker is just relentless. Yeah. non-stop cooking up content on your fucking ass yeah so i'm curious if dana even responds i think he's realized that his time responding is is past him yeah and i think he's realizing that like by responding he only blows it up more yeah so just keep on putting on great fight cards keep the conversation about the company and not reacting to these things and i find him i'm telling all the

journalists that show up don't ask me about this motherfucker like i don't want to ask answer any questions about this yeah now i don't know if he has that kind of control but because he can't avoid it because then he looks like he's in his feelings it's just gotta appear as if it doesn't exist because he can't avoid it because then he looks like he's in his feelings. It's just got to appear as if it doesn't exist.