Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Nelk Boys Vs Jimmy Kimmel & Rogan DISSED By Simpsons

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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Like, they attempted to insult him, I'm assuming. But we don't know if Joe was insulted. Good point. Joe might have thought it was funny. Who knows? Good point. Or, like most people, he probably didn't know it happened. Because who watches The Simpsons?

I didn't know they were making new Simpsons episodes. Did not know either. I thought they predicted it. I thought it was an old episode. I think't know they were making new Simpsons episodes. Did not know either. I thought they predicted. I thought it was an old episode. I think it was from the 90s. That is a thing. That's a thing. Where the Simpsons predicts the future. Yeah.

What do they think will be made of Saudi Arabia? Did they predict how bad their show would get in the year 2022? Is it bad now? I honestly don't know. It's been rough for a long time. Really? Yeah. I mean, they had a great run. Great run. Maybe I've rewatched old episodes and maybe I'm just nostalgic, but I'm like, yo, this is fucking great.

And then I saw an episode where they tried to do an anti-Trump thing and it was like they broke into a song and it was like, yo, this is embarrassing that you guys are putting this out. It was so bad, so unfunny, so unentertaining. Didn't say anything. Like, it seems he used to say shit that cut.

Now it's just like, even the Rogan thing is like, what are you trying to say? I don't understand. Yeah. What do they say? The Rogan thing, I guess Homer gets canceled in this episode. And nobody wants anything to do with him. Moe's shuts the door on him. Some other place that he always goes to shuts the door on him.

Like, literally see a montage. And then he goes to what's supposed to be Joe Rogan's studio. It doesn't say Joe Rogan. It just says right wing podcast studio or something. And then one thing under it says Pariah's Welcome. Joe Rogan opens the door, welcomes Homer in, and then Homer slams the door on Joe Rogan. Yeah, so Homer won't even go there. That's how crazy that is.

Yeah, nobody wants to be a part of Joe Rogan's podcast that 11 million people listen to every day. Yeah. It's just like not funny. Who wouldn't do Rogan? Every one of those Simpsons writers would do Rogan. In a second. Yes. They probably have.

I think Azaria has been on it. Yeah. Really? We should look and see, but I think he has. I think so. So it's like, what are you talking about? I hate seeing this shit. Hank Azaria just cucked out for this whole industry.

Yeah, it's so weird. Like, you even saw it with the Kimmel thing. Like, Kimmel had a joke about, like, the Nelk boys. Yeah, this is embarrassing, too. And I wonder if they're just completely detached. Like, I wonder if Kimmel is just completely detached from reality and they live and exist in the Hollywood bubble. Because I felt like this when I was on that movie set.

I was like, oh, they don't know anything is going on. Yeah. Outside of this world. Like movies are what's important to them. And anything that's not movies doesn't matter. Right. And I'm walking around the set and I'm just like. And obviously my ego was bruised.

Yeah. It was like it was like I was like a complete nothing on the set even though I'm like surrounded by people where I'm like I think I'm more successful or I'm further in my career excluding Jonah and Eddie there was Julie Louis Dreyfuss

David Duchovny David Duchovny I kind of agree with that now right like it's like who is awesome but like Julie D de rive she's the fucking female sitcom of all time right she was a massive part of that i like that oh is spitting is a punchline funny to you now is that a thing i laughed at that earlier okay yeah um did you did you see what jim let's see let's see let's play the clip, please. Hosted by, this is really something,

a small group of YouTubers known as the Nelk Boys. Now, these guys- He's talking about Trump. They show up at Mar-a-Lago in sweatshirts and shorts, logos all over their clothes. Trump sits down for an hour with them during a war to answer the dopiest questions. One of the great things about Trump is

it doesn't matter who's interviewing him. He's going to, it could be George Stephanopoulos or three doofuses who brought a 12-pack of hard seltzer along with them. He's going to answer the same way. And then Kyle from the Milk Boys posted and says, this small group of YouTubers has way more viewers than you, buddy.

Kimmel used to be, which I love Canadians. Even when they're insulted, there's a buddy in there. More viewers than you, buddy. Kimmel used to be way funnier, but now he's they're in Seoul, there's a buddy in there. More viewers than you, buddy. Kimmel used to be way funnier, but now he's just washed up and irrelevant. Only reason you haven't get any views is because Disney owns your show, so YouTube forces it on everyone's homepages. Last night is where comedians, late night is where comedians go to die. Pack it in and let the big dogs take over, pal.

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I mean, on his linear, on TV, it's two million people. It's nothing. Yeah, it's not that much. It's really not that much. And I don't know who's watching any of YouTube, of Kimmel's YouTube stuff. Yeah, I don't know where that crossover is. They spend so much in paid ads to push that shit up yeah yeah it gets views but then also the tv viewing audience is old people here's my question making jokes that speak to old people here's my question about that look at these young kids with the labels with the logos and

you know he's insulting logos yeah yeah where was the actual punchline in that clip. Look at these young kids with the labels, with the logos. Yeah, he's insulting logos. Yeah. Yeah, where was the actual punchline in that clip? That's what bothered me, is you used to be funny. Even if I don't agree with what you're saying, give me punchlines. Give me jokes. Three doofuses sitting in a room. They just bought a 12-pack of hard seltzer.

These aren't punchlines. It's not funny. I can't defend this. And I liked Kimmel for a long time, and now it's getting funny i can't defend this and i liked him for a long time and now it's getting like yeah this is embarrassing but what if you're the old person who looks at young kids like that now you're speaking to me yeah we forget that he's like 60 or something how old is jimmy kimmel gotta be 50 something at least 50 and change but the audience is much older no it might be i love how he was like trump is to these guys in the middle of a war

like he's supposed to do something. Like he's in office still. Yeah, he's just a guy now. Like, how dare Obama get COVID in the middle of a war? Once president, you're always president? What would you like him to do? What should he do? Should he go to the Ukraine?

Yeah, do you really want that? Yeah, he actually might go. It's just such a weird thing. To Al's point, you know what might have happened is we grew up with this guy when he was hip and in touch and so we see him as that and young people just look at him the way we looked at like 80 year olds on tv yeah but to us he's a guy we grew up with so now that he's out of touch we don't realize he just fell out of touch also think about it like i guess to to make an argument for him and his constituents, think about how we are when we find a new YouTuber that has 20 million subscribers, but we didn't even know who the fuck they were.

We're just like, where has this guy been? There are people who just found out about Beast. And they're like, 100 million? Where the fuck have I been? Even Rogan during the pod, he's like, you bought an island? Yeah. Couldn't believe it. There's no hate behind it. It's no hate.

It's truly not knowing. So he maybe is seeing this video of these young kids. Also, this is being hand-fed to him, right? The writers are handing this to him, and he watches the video that they're handing him, and he's like, oh, yeah, it makes sense. So low-key, it's on him to research the things he's talking about or trust the people that he's hiring to make sure he doesn't look foolish yeah like if i'm him i'm going after the person that wrote that like the the quality control of of his writers and i'm basically going yo don't make me

look like out of touch and stupid ever again like they have an interview show where they interview famous people all the time kids too you too. You're talking to Selena Gomez. Yeah. Stop acting like you don't speak to this younger demo. Yeah. If you only spoke to older people, I'd be OK. That's one thing. You are actively trying to appeal to the youth.

Yeah. Especially if it's a TV show that that's where the old people are watching it. He knows that the only way to survive long term is that the YouTube numbers need to explode to get new numbers. So he knows the YouTube world. Like, don't say that he doesn't. Yeah. If he's smart, though, I think he has them on the show.

Like, Kimmel invites all the boys on. Ugh. No, but that would be on them. He might do it. I mean, it would be amazing content. ABC got to be okay with it. Disney got to be okay with it. He might fucking do it.

Technically, they can. Oh, really? Well, no. I mean, they're super connected to ufc that's part of esp you know they have an espn plus thing that's abc like but i feel like at this level like people who have mbc shows go on abc to promote their own show yeah that would be old school kimmel doing something good and interesting that'd be great what it feels like now this felt like the bill cosby moment where he was like telling black kids to pull up their pants and we're all like yo

you lost it you you are out of touch you're out of touch you're gone that's what this feels like and in general we talked about this earlier it feels like kimmel doesn't have teeth anymore yeah like he used to have teeth whether you agreed or not you were like there was an edge to what you're saying now you're looking at it and like this is nothing yeah this is like nothing there's no punch line anywhere al you're chuckling oh no i'm just thinking about other comedians that don't have teeth oh yeah referencing yeah what happened to the old kimmel you know the kimmel that would do blackface he changed so much like back in the day he used to have real teeth i love that guy yeah he was great he was he was funny when he was black why could i not he was or not now i'm 100 yeah the teeth thing is so true it's like if comedy doesn't have teeth it's

it's hard for me to watch it yeah i feel like i'm just wasting my time the man show agree or disagree with it actually had teeth you were gonna feel a way about it earlier kimmel earlier kimmel dude and you didn't like it but remember when he went on leno and leno was taking his show back from conan and he just starts grilling leno about why are you taking conan show back on leno oh yeah that was that shit you could like it or not but they had teeth man that was ballsy yeah there's no balls here this is castrated yeah and it's rough to watch yeah as somebody who grew up being like yo this guy's a funny one yeah yeah late night wars feel like like england versus scotland you know what i mean

like it used to be a real war that people cared about but now it's kind of like all right who gives a fuck it's like you guys have your own little beef like anytime late night guys try to kick up stuff it's like all right yeah it's like cricket or something stupid sport you didn't need to take a shot at me when he was like no no it's like cricket a lot but then you make fun of me and it comes for a circle yeah it's like cricket a lot. But then you make fun of me and it comes for a circle. Yeah, it's like cricket. Or some French-Canadian thing that nobody gives a fuck about.