Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Pokimane SUED By Ninja

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

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What up people, Shultz here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Now Mark is going to explain to us what is a poke main okay and what is it you're on the cutting edge of culture and you always claim that and you taught us all what p is and you taught us a lot of different things about the internet okay so there's pokeman and pokeman are the cards that logan bought for three and a half million dollars yes that's exactly what pokeman is okay so basically there's all this twitch drama yes and you already know about

this yeah twitch yeah twitch is a app yeah so where you could talk on it yeah and everybody talks and twitches on it yeah so yeah so you be for the bitches on the island okay she make it clap she make it clap 21 gets feel like i'm Let's take that. 21 Gats. Feel like I'm savage. All right, so. Alex is so confused, dog. He got no idea what he's talking about. Y'all don't know about Tory Lanez on Twitch, bro? Y'all don't know about Tory Lanez on Twitch?

500 bad bitches on island. She make it clap. Clap. Clap. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Manicure toes. Yeah, but what does that have to do with Twitch?

That was done on Twitch. Bro, you didn't know that? Yo, yo, Al, you're fucking washed. Bro, you're a boomer, son. You're're a degenerate z i'm a degenerate z you still don't know pokey main you know what i mean i'm gen z bro don't fuck with me i know pokey main that's gucci main's cousin okay pokey main real talk what is pokey man all right so basically pokey man's a streamer it's hawaiian gucci man yeah exactly yeah okay uh and then there's ninja i know ninja i know Real talk. What is Pokimane? All right. So basically, Pokimane's a streamer. It's Hawaiian Gucci, man. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay.

And then there's Ninja. I know Ninja. I know Ninja. Who's Ninja? Ninja is a streamer. That's true. And he would play video games. He got crazy hair.

And he was like the first guy to go mainstream and be popular. Yeah. 100%. He's big on Twitch. He's big on Twitch. But then he went to A bunch of different Platforms He got kind of Ellen energy a bit Yeah

He do have a little Ellen energy He plays video games With Drake Yeah that's right We know bro He kind of Fallen off though

He kind of fell off He used to be top dog But he fell off He kind of fell off He fell off He's not Pete He's not Pete He'll be like

Rage quitting He like rage quits Come. He like rage quits. He rage quits. Stop it. That's some loser ass shit. There's another streamer called Gideon. Yeah, Gideon's lit. I'm actually not positive if I'm pronouncing that shit right

because I don't listen to his stream. It's Gideon. There's a capital D in this. Gideon, Gideon. Basically, here's what happened. The streamer, Gideon, jadeon also yeah yeah actually there's a capital d in this yeah it's jadeon all right so jadeon jadeon basically here's what happened all right so the streamer jadeon went at pokeman and started hate streaming on her uh on her stream he like started like sending all these like uh yeah hateful messages and like hate botting on her chat oh wow going crazy yeah oh wow Yeah. Oh, wow. That's an important story. This is an important story. Whatever will she do?

This is an important story. Whatever will she do? This is an important story. I'll grab your phone. This is important. This is an important story. FAA told me that actually there's a reason to wrong term, but whatever. That's fine.

Okay, but go on. That's fine. I'm trying to use the terms you guys don't understand. Yeah, use the ones we understand. We understand all the terms, bro. Don't rage quit on us. Yeah. Fucking dork.

I know, loser. All right, so. You know what I mean? F in the chat, bro. F in the chat. He's dropping an F in the chat. I'm dropping an F in the chat. All right, so please. Let's go. quit on us yeah i know loser all know what i'm saying all right so pokimane was hate-rated okay yeah hate-rated that's the term hate-rated i didn't even know dummy hate-rated go yeah yeah and what were they saying about her some crazy shit can you say any of the words legally no oh why it's crazy twitch will stream the banners oh fuck all right my bad and that's what happened to jd on oh so jadeon got banned yes for talking all that shit against pokey man

and hate rating okay hate rage so jadeon and ninja are boys oh so ninja so jadeon goes on ninja stream and basically gets a super chat and pops in there and goes yo like can you help me get unbanned i got unfairly banned i need you to reach out to your people at twitch get me unbanned and then ninja said it was like all right yeah bet you're my boy i'm not really gonna look into it i got you yeah calls his representative he's like yo i'm gonna text him right now he said bitches be wilding though uh maybe did he say bitches be wilding he said bitches who ninja said that ninja said it my ninja real talk ninja the realest bro yeah and then uh and then now pokemon and all her fans are

like yo why is ninja backing up this guy that was being a piece of shit like why why is ninja backing up jideon after he was talking all that shit to pokemon yeah so ninja can't back up his boy what did pokemon do nothing what does she do she streams doing what he's talking about the world bro my my understanding is that she's playing a character, and that's why they're being critical of her. A little bit. And that the character is like, what is it called? The girlfriend character.

I mean, that's all these like the big female Twitch streamers. Right. Even if they're gaming, they're like, yeah. In real life, though, she actually has a boyfriend or a husband or some shit, but she doesn't talk about that. And she's pretending to be this character online to like lure these like incel dudes who think that they have some sort of relationship with her so it's like only fans but like live yeah basically it's my understanding underage people because they're on twitch she's not doing anything overtly sexual but she is potentially manipulating them emotionally to

keep them locked in some could say you could some could say some was that the criticism of her i don't know what that's the actual, if that they were actually hating on her for. Digion says she gets dicked down. Real talk? Yeah. Yo, Digion said that? Yeah.

Digion is wild. That's why he got kicked out. Digimon is going at Pokemon's heart. I like Digimon a lot. No, that's what, I'm team Digion. And technically she getting dicked down, she got a man on the side.

Yeah. Yeah. He didn't say nothing wrong. Talking all that shit shit he complimenting the guy actually he gets banned ninja is now basically backing up his boy yeah and then it becomes a whole drama like the ninja's manager who's also his wife is going back and forth in the dms with pokeman like he never said that he never said he was going to back him up pokeman goes on her stream she's like well here's proof of him saying it receipts she got receipts he got receipts and now he's giving receipts ninja and all his team is like yo we're gonna sue pokeman for defamation whoa whoa lying on her stream about him yeah and is that lawsuit actually happening that's what that's what his team says you shall see yeah this one's tough

because i like pokeman too she what is it that you like about her she's just cool you know she's not trying to sell sex and shit like that she's not she's not one of the twitchers that like have the bikini and a fucking pool in the living room and shit like that oh yeah and i think she's like oh she kind of looks like an anime girl that's why people like her i see okay okay so what's your take as a gen z expert as a gen z expert you're not gen z expert he's a gen z here i'm a gen z here yo first of all stop hating on shorty like you hate us because you ain't us you know what i mean like if she wasn't popping if she wasn't the number one most streamed person or whatever the fuck she is i'm sure you wouldn't be worried about her tactics and how she gets people to listen up.

You're going to hate her because she got that spot. You're going to try to comfort that spot. You hate her because she's greater. That's it. That's it. Is what she's doing manipulative? Okay, maybe, sure. But what are you going to say?

People aren't allowed to play characters on stream? It's like every one of the rappers that we like is playing a character. We seem to be okay with that. Jealous. Right? It's giving jealousy. There on stream. It's like every one of the rappers that we like is playing a character. We seem to be okay with that. Jealous. Right? It's giving jealousy. There it is. It's giving jealousy.

It might be some jealousy, bro. Ninja had his time in the sun, right? And I'm not saying he's from the land of the rising one, but that's what his name would imply. But he's no longer maybe there. Maybe he's a little jealous too. Maybe he liked when he was in all them commercials. He liked gaming with all them famous people. Now he's not getting the same response he used to get he's feeling a little

salty everybody talking about pokey main so what would you do what would be your advice to ninja if i'm poking me i'm not even talking about these motherfuckers oh yeah it's like you're not even on my radar what if you're ninja he just tried to back up his boy and then all of a sudden his boy did some foul shit now he's got a back pedal i don't know it could be also like i'm gonna back up my boy because it's good to insert myself in his drama because now people talking about now you got us talking about it other people talking about maybe he needs a little bit of that algo boost you know he did it a little corny though why because when digi main called him he said oh i'm gonna put in a word and try to help you it's all it don't matter yeah so when digimon called him yeah um he said i i'm gonna put in a word to my rep yeah and then he

claimed that he never put in the words his rep so now you lying to your friend and you try to say you're a bad friend it's kind of corny i don't like like that move. That's fucked up, yo. That is fucked up, yo. Did you man been loyal to him? Yeah. That's for one favor. You're supposed to be homies. Ninja can't even back him up. Low key, I kind of want to have Digi Man's back here, bro.

Oh, I'm team Digi Man. I'm team Digi Man. Nah, but hate rating is whack, though. Why you hate me, bro? Yeah, but he's a black streamer. I got his support. I respect that. That's fair.

I got his support. That's fair. I respect that. There's noter. I got his support. I respect that. That's fair. I got his support. That's fair. I respect that. There's not many of us in the game. I respect that. You one of them. Yeah, bro. You're out here streaming, too.

Al's Twitch is cracking, dog. Oh, really? What's your Twitch? Al. Al might be retarded like that was the only time

it's only Twitch's Tourette's bro that was the only time I actually believe he was retarded he literally just switched he just

let me see your Twitch bro let me see your Twitch bro oh now that's a good one that's a good one that's your Twitch that bro? What's your Twitch? Oh, now it's got to be. That's your Twitch. That's your Twitch, man.

Oh, you really stuck it. You stuck the landing. What you got? I don't have a Twitch. You don't have a Twitch? So what you doing? I'm here when I switch. You're going to reach all the way down here.

I have a game today. All right, yo. We started off the episode, we talked about a woman with two vaginas. Yeah, we need a Miles cam that just looks at how bored Miles is. He hates his podcast, yo. We started off the episode we talked about a woman with two vaginas. Yeah, we need a Miles cam that just looks at how bored Miles is. He hates his podcast, bro. Holy shit. The guy hates his podcast.

The guy isn't even faking it. He's got his phone in front of us like this with his head cocked back. Are you watching Pokimane's stream right now? No, Mike.

Damn. Oh, you're recording your phone. Damn. No. Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one.

I'm doing research. I'm doing research. Can I fucking tell you how disgusted I was miles an hour ago? Go, tell me. I'm talking about Russell Peters. We're all talking about him. And then Miles goes. Yeah, you better.

Yeah. Miles goes, who is that? I've never been more disgusted in my life. I swear to God, I got up and walked out the room. Alex was here. I couldn't believe he had no Russell Peters. Bro, come on, Miles. Who is that i've never been more disgusted in my life i swear to god i got up and walked out the room alex was here i couldn't believe he had no russell peters bro come on who is that who is that and then five minutes later he's like oh i've seen this dude on a couple of british television shows what the fuck bro come on he was on graham noren wasn't he no eight out of ten cats eight out of 10 cats. And Graham Noren. He's done a couple.

Ah. NQI. NQI. Get out of my town. 8 out of 10 cats was Countdown. They also was on that. Fair enough. Okay.

Just to wrap up this whole Pokemon, Digimon, Ninja conversation. Yeah. I think Digimon is the future. Okay. Really? You think he's the future? I think he's the future. But Pokemon Really? You think he's the future? I think he's the future. But Pokemon is the now.

Ninja's the past. Pokemon is the now. I think Digimon is the future. And I think Ninja is the past. I'm all for it. I really do believe that. Let's be real, because I don't think you know

really what's going on. Digimon just got to chill. Yeah, that's the only thing. Don't be calling bitches bitches. He's going like 6-9 with it it's like yo you got the talent did you man yeah like you are gonna take over bro you got the gift you got the juice he got the juice did you made on the pod bro son i want did you man on the pod anything i could do to push his streams like get more people over to digi mayans area we just gotta calm him down a bit

yeah he just needs to chill out his little guidance that's it all right like a young kobe he just needs a little phil like hey hey let's guide needs a little guidance. That's it. He's like a young Kobe. He just needs a little Phil. Like, hey, hey, hey, let's guide you a little bit. 100%. He'll be his Phil Jackson. I got you. Mark. Earlier on the pod, we talked about one with two vaginas. All right, guys.

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Use the promo code flagrant for 15% off and say goodbye to harsh cannabis poke. Now let's get back to this exclusive Patreon clip. There's a girl that has two pussies apparently. Before this, last episode you were talking about Shauna Ray, who's a girl who's a dwarf. Yes. She's not a dwarf, Mark. She's a child in an adult body. She's not a dwarf. She's an adult in a child body. She's a pedophile's a dwarf. Yes. She's not a dwarf, Mark. She's a child in an adult body.

She's not a dwarf. She's an adult in a child body. She's a pedophile delight. Okay, see, and some people thought you went too far. Sky rockets in flight. Pedophiles delight. You guys are crazy. Yo.

Some people thought you were being disrespectful the way you were talking about it. Yo, did you downgrade the hat, B? Son, I know you got the same hat with frown on it. Why are you wearing this one from the bodega? You got a Bow Wow hat? You look like Jotty Bravo in remission right now, son. Get the fuck out of here, son.

He got a pen and pad somewhere with a bunch of haircuts. Honestly, I'll take it. I'll take it. That was actually good. That was actually good. I got a pen and pad somewhere with a bunch of hair. Honestly, I'll take it. I'll take it. That was actually good. That was actually good. I got a few more. Just come at me, bro. Come at me, bro.

Actually fucking good. You look like a gay garbage bag. All right. All right, go. When you were talking about Sean O'Reilly, some people thought maybe you went too far, maybe you crossed the line. Wow. You said that we should feed her to molesters.

I said she should offer it. Yeah. I think you said we should feed her, legally. She should be fed. To molesters. Yeah. Is what you said. Use the correct tense.

Yeah. So some people thought maybe that was too far. So I think when we bring up this story, you should just, you know, try not to take it too far when we talk about this one with two vaginas. Okay. The girl has two pussies.

One she uses for porn, I believe. Oh, is this? So here she is, okay? Oh, wait a minute. Is she pregnant, dog? She's not pregnant. Her name is Evelyn Uncovered, all right? Oh, is one of the pussies

her unborn kid? No, no. Yeah, come on, dog. That's weird. That's what I'm talking about. Where's the two pussies, though? All right, so it's a little bit misleading. Okay.

So she put this out. She's been an escort for like eight years, and now she's got only fans with her husband. Okay. Husband? Yeah. And she goes for it. Like, she's about that life. All right?

Okay. All right. She doesn't really, really have two vaginas. Okay. She got, I guess, it depends. What is the definition of a vagina? It's the inside part. Oh, dude That's the inside. I have no I said she got one vulva. Okay with a fork in the road and

It can go either way and then she got a uterus on both sides Hold on. Yeah, I don't know what a full Thank God you're born. That's really fucking faking it. Why did you bring that word up? I've seen a vulva, son. I've only seen one vulva in my life, dog. Now you're talking about one bitch with two? I have never seen a vulva.

What is the vulva? Yes, you have. You've seen a vulva. What's the vulva? That's the outside part of a vagina. No, that's the lips. That's also the lips. That's the labia majora and the labia minora.

Hanukkah, oh Hanukkah, come like the menorah. Yeah, exactly. And that's the outside part. Okay, so all the lips is a vulva. Yeah. So if you're ever going down, you don't say, I'm licking your vagina. You say, I'm licking your vulva. Depends.

You might be licking inside too. But then you have to be specific. No, you don't. What you talking about? No, you don't at all, bro. If you want her to know that you respect her body, I think you should. Okay, so you're telling me that she has two vulvas. No, one vulva.

Okay. What's the vulva again? It's the whole thing. I don't know what the vulva again? It's the whole thing. I don't know what the vulva is. It's just a whole. That's the pussy mouth. How many? Yeah, the pussy mouth.

She's on all events. That's the pussy mouth. Get the fucking picture up, bro. I tried to buy it, bro, and Shitty couldn't get it. What do you mean you tried to buy it? Why you had a fucking 12-year-old try to buy it, you weirdo? He said he was going to buy it, and now he couldn't get it. Why can't you get it?

They wouldn't send me the fucking link. Who is they? They wouldn't send me the email verification. They wouldn't send me the fucking link. Who is they? They wouldn't send me the email verification. They wouldn't send him the email verification. I think we should do this right now. I mean, if she has two pussies, this should be the number one OnlyFans. And which one does the baby come out of? So she put it in the right.

He's stumped, right? Come on, Doc. How many holes? That's what I'm confused about. Technically, two. Once you go in the one hole, there's two. Okay, it's like an apartment,

two-bedroom apartment. It's a two-bedroom apartment. Two-bedroom apartment, exactly. So if there was a double stuffing... Guys, just for everybody in here, a two-bedroom apartment is basically what you guys live in, but with more space.

Here's a diagram that she wrote during her AMA on Reddit. Okay, good. So that's the vulva right there that's a vulva that's a vagina that's a vagina ovary ovary uterus uterus oh so that's what that's wild dog so she could have twins from two different dudes she could have four kids yeah because you can have two each i mean i mean that's a litter i don't believe that that's she could have triple kids, yeah. Because you can have two each. I mean, you can have as many as you want. That's a litter. I don't believe that that's true. She could have triple penetration.

I don't believe that that's true. That's a great hustle, dog. That's a great hustle. You just tell people. No, it's not. That drawing was one hole. So she claims that she can put a dildo in one and then a penis in the other. Yeah.

Technically. I mean, she could do that. We can't go inside. There's no way for us to see. Like, she just threw two dicks in her, and then she's getting double-dicked. But there's no way to see that one is going through one canal, the other is going through another. I need to see the canals, dude. I need to see it. Mark, stop.

Al, I've never been more curious in my entire life. Okay? I need to see it, dude. And you can't get it up? I'm going to get these for you. You can get it up for her, I bet. I can get it up for her, I bet. I mean, this is just fascinating. What kind of cabers do you think she got, though for her i bet i mean this is just fascinating i think she got though say what what kind of cameras you think she got like an internal

camera yes just uh an endoscope yeah it's a colonoscopy you never see anybody's paper only fans you can't see the two pussies that's a good ass boy that's what i'm saying i'm saying it's one hole she's just marketing yeah it's just marketing she Yeah, it's just marketing. She's lying. That's cat. That was back in the napkin science. Yeah, dude. That's not real doctor shit. No, man.

A chiropractor would do that. Yeah, come on. A chiropractor could literally do that. Dude, I don't think that this girl has two pussies. Now, she said that she was medically diagnosed. She has pictures on her OnlyFans. Medically diagnosed with what? Two pussies syndrome.

Do a sonograms. What? Can't you do a sonograms of her pussy? But where's the value at? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, what is the value at? That's a well-said thing. Bro, imagine having two pussies inside one.

It's useless. Son, that's a waste. One hole. That's a waste. Yeah, you have one hole that has extra rooms in there. Nah, that's going to be a little fun. Is it? You can hit left, right with it.

You can do that now. Nah, but you're not be a little fun. Is it? You can hit like left, right with it. You can do that now. Nah, but you're not going in different avenues when you're doing it though. Like that's kind of hard. That's a lot of shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, there's a median I think technically. But she says as an escort.

Dude, the dougie is fine. You can do the dougie and that shit. So that's kind of fire, son. Bro, that was crazy looking at her butt ass naked but pregnant. I don't like that. Yo, I don't like it. That's my limit with porn. I feel bad for this kid.

And the Shania girl. That also I don't like. But the pregnant porn, I'm good on all that. Yeah, no. That's up there with feet. Feet is fire. You know what? I talk about this maybe twice a week. Once a week about your fear of heights and twice a week about your weird thing with feet. His more specific than mine i think i love michael blatt watches foot

porn no i don't know if you do that i don't do that i don't watch porn but uh if i did they have to have good feet really yeah that's as odd as that little diagram i just saw what like you might as well just draw drawn like a foot. You don't like a good foot? Yeah, that's all I care about. There's so much more to liking. Are you with me on this? No, I'm absolutely with you.

What you mean, bro? Son, feet, I don't give a fuck, bro. Are you counting toes? I don't give a fuck. You care about your own feet. That's fine. Yeah, because I want to have some nice looking feet. Okay, so why would you want to have a girl

have some nice looking feet too? I don't care. I care about her pussy and her tits and her ass that counts two pussies give me that you get that give me that yeah dude i can't believe you don't care about feet at all don't are you the foundation of the body though maybe i've never had a really bad foot right well okay my question is what is a bad enough foot? Theirs. Bunion. Oh, my God. Disgusting.

Bunion. So bunion's a deal breaker. Okay, I have it. I don't need a girl to have what I have, right? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I've never been with a girl like feet. I bet you have if you're not paying attention. No, no, no.

Yes, you have. So is it trauma? That shit's going to be scratching me in the head. Is it trauma? I didn't talk about it because I thought I was a freak, and now I realize I'm right, dog. Him, Blau, more dudes. I was like, oh, like oh i'm not alone yeah we all love feet you're supposed to love feet yo there's no trauma did it start with like some hobbit feet like you woke up with one

of those in your mouth and you're like no no i've just always there's two things i've always really cared about feet and uh no hair i don't like body hair on women okay i like indian girls so i had to do away with that first one a long time ago yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you make sacrifices to stay true you know what i mean but initially you were like that hair shit is wild yeah whatever bro i didn't even think about it couldn't even let it enter my mind really i'm too indian dog i'm a hate hair yeah i guess yeah if you see indian girls also don't have great feet that was a big thing when i met my wife i was like i gotta try to make this work she got great feet yep i don't see it yeah i've never looked like i could have been with chicks that didn't have feet and i couldn't have told you you got a girl yeah what you don't know what

her feet look like i mean i'm with him like there's so much more to be i'm sure they're great because why would they be bad? Right? Why would the rest of her be gorgeous? And then she just walking around with like a horse. You'd be shocked. The Lord works in mysterious ways.