Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts To Chris D’Elia Controversy | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: June 26, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss Chris D'elia's allegations, Andrew's new invention, Britney Spears is the new Queen B, Tekashi 6ix9ine, Doja Cat, the secret ways to keep your girl happy longer and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What up people, Shultzy here, and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. What's up everybody, Patreon family, asshole army in the building schultz here akash saying alex media mark gagnon you know i mean you know i mean out here defending pedophiles and shit not pedophiles not pedophiles that's a crazy word To put on anybody Yeah yeah yeah That's a crazy word

But uh Not not pedophiles My motherfucker My motherfucker Cutting it close Do you know what I mean Like you know Those races

Where like that The hundred meter dash Some shit Where the guy leans Like he leans His chest forward So he can cross The finish line first

That's a photo finish That's D'Elia At your 18th birthday That's what he has Girls doing pictures So they can pretend They got titties He's leaning your chest forward

Making it look like You're two years older Than you are Real talk The second a bitch Takes a breath For her 18th birthday candles The second you hear

He hears it just go He's right in there Like hey What are you doing Make a wish No no no no I'm right here don't worry about it

hey what's up everybody yo don't you got a joke that he needs fucking slack he comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday say what

he comes in like Kramer on their 18th birthday yo someone someone someone gotta make that edit of D'Lea coming into a girl's oh my god yeah your birthday's making me thirsty oh my god no but in all seriousness like obviously more information came out like we were saying on the last podcast dillia came out with some receipts

yeah came out them receipts yeah and uh you know called out a bunch of the people that were accusing him and look as far as i can tell from it maybe there's more information that comes out uh this is what i would say i say probably not probably he likes banging younger chicks that are legal barely legal what do you say it again what did robbie say mark you know shout out to robbie man robbie works on robbie slovak so funny we're gonna have him on the show but he works on the uh the rants with me and mark and And so he said this. He goes, if 18 is barely legal, then 17 is just barely illegal. That's so good. That's so good.

That was a bomb. That's so good. TikTok, TikTok. TikTok. So, yeah, so it looks like he likes younger girls, but legally younger girls. You think that's why he got on Vine? What? Because he got big on Vine 10 years ago. You think he was just yo where the young bitch is at yo that's wild i don't i

hope not i hope not i really hope what mark what so but look uh yeah and then it seemed that through all the text message correspondence like he kind of like showed some screenshots of shorties right and uh the girls that were accusing him and showed things that they left out of the conversation. You know, like that one girl who started the whole thing. Apparently, like he did the conversation when he found out how old she was. And then she hit him back a few years later and was like, yo, I'm 21 now. I'm down to fuck. Yeah.

He still didn't respond. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Still didn't respond. And then and it has a kid actually like a month later and then shorty goes crazy yeah so whatever there's a few different ones that being said there's still a couple ones that are like a little iffy it's a lot of smoke it's a lot of smoke and

it's real close to 18 yeah so we're not going he's a great guy it's weird to like wait on birthdays but i don't like putting the pedophile word on people unless it's a hundred percent pedophile you know what i mean if he is a pedophile he's disciplined it's like diabetics yeah you know what i mean like i can't have sugar you know what i mean so so it's like where's the stevia? What's the closest thing? He's just intermittent fasting. As soon as the clock hits three o'clock. 18 year intermittent. Give me a baby carrot.

Real talk. That's not illegal though. But that's the important distinction. It's not illegal. And so far from what we've seen. So far. Yeah. It does appear he likes it right when it's ready

he just wants he wants it to be legal but he don't want it to be you know i mean ideally it's not but he's the type of person like if the food's a little cold they're like yo can you heat this up but it is uh i don't know it is it is interesting though you know what i mean what do you think what do you think i'm wondering what else he said to you did he acknowledge like he didn't really say much to me i'm besides just me because i said this i was like yo i just need to know i need clarity on these things right here because these are the things that look fucked up yeah like i the word i don't care is it right but like i'm not as concerned if like you had sex with a 20 year old and then ghosted her yeah like you're an adult grow up

yeah you know i'm saying as long as everything was consensual yeah that's between you guys you figure it out if you think he's a douche then you don't like him anymore that's fine yeah the younger underage shit is a little bit foul. Yeah. But it looked like every time it was said that that person was underage, so far, he deaded it. So, yeah, if you're underage and you legit got a case, you got to come forward now because if you don't, he's going to slide. Yeah.

Yeah. And also, I don't think there's any allegations that he actually had sex with anyone underage. That's another thing. So, there's no- Not that not that i've seen maybe there are i haven't seen them yeah there was one thing that we were looking at today which was tricky about the girl who was 17 yeah right and like whatever he says oh whatever he says what that's too young or some shit he says i thought you were 18 my bad and then you don't know when that message was sent but then there's another message sent like presumably not that long later where he just hits her up again which is hi and then ask her for a month later like give me your number i lost your number

right i saw that one i don't know look the good thing is like he's the type of guy not gonna forget your birthday so there's one good quality You gotta admit You only remember two birthdays Your 18th He gonna be very happy about And your 19th He's done

Actually you done aged out the system Bitch That shit is a funeral You try to make out with him On the 19th birthday He's like Oops him on the 19th birthday he's like oops she's like i'm 19 that eyebrow comes up like oh he's on gymnast time

after you're 20 you're like sorry you can't you can't compete out to the pasture real talk and he's giving you birthday condolences sorry about that no but in all seriousness it looks though he is strict about it yeah and that is important to say because if we're going to get motherfuckers out of here from being a pedophile they got to be a pedophile and as far as i'm concerned pedophiles when you tell them you're underage don't drop the combo that's when the combo begins right

and they said that he was grooming but how you groom someone if the second you know the age you stop talking and then when they are legal you could and they hit you up

you don't hit them back he seems like he seems like this is the thing he's approached with the most intelligence you know what I mean like his jokes are never from the highest intelligence and i think he's funny yeah and talented but this is like it seems like he knows he's talking to them and then the second they say

their age like he doesn't ask how old are you does he yeah i think sometimes yeah there's times we asked him when the girl said it he was out because it seems like i can see how you're like all right if i start talking to her at 16 she's gonna be into it and then when she's 18 i can fuck legally but she's i've done all the work and like it's easier to get her into it because she's 16 like i said you really talk to a 16 year old girl for two years bro but that's the craziest shit to me dog is talking to a 16 year old girl for two years bro you deserve that you know how annoying that must be about homework and pep rally real talk yo 16 year old girl for two years the torture that must be son the only thing

weird than wanting to have sex with 16 year old girls is wanting to talk to 16 year old girls this idea that grooming grooming bro it's kind of an arrogant way to talk about it, too. Go. Make you sound like you're like a show dog. I was being groomed. I was like, some of these girls are like, bitch, you were getting cut. Bitch, you ain't that good on a leash, obviously. You're getting trimmed a little.

I don't know about grooming. I don't think it busts out the blow dryer. The real best in show only speaks when told to speak. You out here out of pocket barking, bitch. Grooming is fucked up, though. That's really. Say what? Grooming is fucked up, though.

You shouldn't do that. Yeah. It's arrogant. Mark has something. That sounds like mark was saying that's me setting up my future career nah for real obviously grooming is super foul definitely fucked up it just doesn't look like the dude was grooming it just looked like he liked barely legal chicks and a lot of motherfuckers is

on barely legal uh internet it looks like he likes illegal but he's willing to wait liked barely legal chicks and a lot of motherfuckers is on barely legal uh internet it looks like he likes illegal but he's willing to wait for barely legal that's what i'm saying bro i don't like these comics that are like man this guy's so gross while they're jerking off to incest porn and fucking barely legal porn all the time that's true like y'all got the same taste hold on let me decide what i say before i say it it is weird that that's a category and you know before this whole thing we've said i think Hold on. Let me decide what I say before I say it. It is weird that that's a category. And you know what?

Before this whole thing we've said, I think, on this podcast, like, why is that even a category? Yeah. Like, why would you even call it that? Like, just, you don't even got to say nothing. Just have them look that way. And then the people who click it don't got to feel like fucking pedophiles. Yeah. Call it like Benjamin Button porn.

Don't even mention age. showed a young looking bitch and then you can be like oh i guess she's legal instead of going hey you're a creep click right you said you were like if you click on that it's you want to see younger people it's just that's the only legal way of seeing yes what looks like younger people it's minimum wage wage. It's minimum wage. That was what we said about it. It's like minimum wage. They want to pay you nothing. They want you to be a slave. You think Ronald McDonald don't want you to be a slave?

Ronald McDonald? Ronald McAdunder? R.I.P. They're closing the one on 42nd Street. No, they're not. Wow. Where the dykes going to throw hamburgers at each other? No, Westport. They still got Westport. Oh, they're not. Wow. Where the dykes gonna throw hamburgers at each other? No, Westport.

They still got Westport. Oh, phew. Thank God, bro. If you don't think women could throw, son, go to the Westport McDonald's, bro. Anyway, so just to, what is it,

add some closure to this shit. So far from what we've seen, I can't say that D'Elia knowingly entered into relationships illegally yeah i can't say that he likes younger girls there are lots of guys out there that like younger girls you know there's a lot of guys out there dating 18 to 22 okay yeah there is yeah you know so what you smiling about? Is this a big age gap between both of our girls and us?

You know what I mean? Like. Son, my girl's 14 years old. Do you know what I'm saying? My girl's 14. My girl's 26. Now. 22 when we started dating.

You know what I mean? Exactly. You know what I mean exactly you know what I mean but girls age quick like milk you know what I mean like milk milk would be good on a Tuesday

and then Wednesday you take a sniff you be like what the fuck is this god damn god damn what percent old is this milk

this shit feel like 99 percent old is this milk it should feel like 99 percent old nah it is something to be said right so that's that's i think the only conclusion we can come to right now knowingly engage in sexual intercourse with underage girls no proof knowingly even interact with them very little proof did a lot of shitty things to women a lot of proof yeah yeah for sure a lot of proof for sure but doing shitty things to women is not illegal right al that's funny hold on think of a reaction that's hilarious oh son i got caught up i think i invented some fire that's the same reaction he gets when he's accused of cheating

yo i thought of some fire shit though fellas i think i got the new thing what's up all right guys you just listened to a clip from our weekly patreon episode if you want to continue to listen to that episode subscribe join the asshole army patreon keep it tight and keep it flagrant with us you can do that at patreon.com flagrant to indulge