Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Reacts: Why Lebron's Space Jam WILL FAIL

Episode Date: July 16, 2021

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What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Here's something about the Space Jam movie that I don't know if we've spoken about in this podcast but i think it's interesting huge fuck up was using the old cartoon characters yeah this is a kid's movie there are gonna be adults that go out of nostalgia right yeah but these kids they don't know what the fuck daffy duck is yeah They don't know what Babs Bunny or Bugs Bunny or any bunnies are. They know

Fortnite. They know Minecraft. They know these video games. They should have done the Space Jam movie with the new cartoon characters. The issue is Warner Brothers. It's Warner Brothers. Well, Warner Brothers got to partner up with somebody else. It's just another different movie. That's

Pixels and Ralph. What I'm saying is these kids don't give a fuck about those cartoons. They's just another different movie. That's Pixels and Ralph. What I'm saying is these kids don't give a fuck about those cartoons. They're just dated. The storylines don't matter to them. There's no connectivity. They just, instead of doing anything that was like updated for the audience, they just like updated it for adults. They like tried to make them robots

instead of, it was just like none of this matters. And there was three things. It was like the real D, the 2D, and the 3D version of it. And LeBron is a cartoon. But think about this. You're a kid. They bring you back to the 2D, the old cartoons, right, that you've never seen in your life because you're a kid

and you don't watch those cartoons. It means nothing to you. So that's just for the adults, right? Then you see these cartoon characters that have like inside kind of like nuanced jokes playing off of the idea that you understand who these characters are. Right. You don't get it. You don't understand why the lady is drinking a martini and she's drunk or this other guy has a lisp and he's just spitting all over the place.

You just don't like what's going on here. There's a lot of these inside jokes to a group of people that aren't on the inside. It's literally a movie for adults. But I didn't even see a lot of the commercials that I saw they didn't even show cartoon characters really being funny or making jokes there's some locker room stuff I mean I saw like maybe an extended thing I was very like they're just trying to do too much

and I think if you at least kept it with the Space Jam thing you could have got the adults who would have watched it for nostalgia or if you do a modernize you can get the kids but they didn't do either they just missed the mark completely it's the most LeBron James way to do this. The funny thing about it is like the what's the guy's name who plays the villain? Don Cheadle.

Yeah. Don Cheadle's character is like, and if you lose the game, all the cartoons will be deleted. They've been deleted. Nobody knows who they are. It's done. It's over, Warner Brothers. It's not happening no more. You didn't keep curating new cartoons with these characters. So the next generation did not get attached to them. It's not happening no more. You didn't keep curating new cartoons with these characters, so the

next generation did not get attached to them. It's over. Don Cheadle won. The only people I can see watching this are our generation. And our generation doesn't really love LeBron.

Mark's generation likes LeBron. That's their Jordan. I spoke to a guy at Flight Club who has LeBron tattooed on his likes LeBron. That's their Jordan. I spoke to a guy at Flight Club who has LeBron tattooed on his leg. Gave me all the reasons why Jordan isn't even close to as good as LeBron. It was like you couldn't even compare the two in his mind. But us?

We look at this movie like why would they ever give anybody else a Space Jam? You can't do that. The Space Jam LeBrons. Look, the idea is that you get the parents who like the first one and bring their kids.

They introduce them to all these old school Warner Brothers characters and then they can make spinoff movies and bring the bugs. That's fine, then do it better. Do that shit with Dora the Explorer. Do that shit with SpongeBob SquarePants. Do that shit with Rick and Morty or whatever. Do it with the cartoons that these kids fucking watch. That's the issue, though.

Kids' cartoons now are kind of trash. I'm looking through the fucking thing. You wouldn't say that, you old motherfucker. Peppa Pig, bro. Do it with Peppa Pig. Kids love Peppa Pig, dog. Fire. Peppa Pig is fire. Yeah, you're just old. You don't know. Do it with Peppa Pig. Kids love Peppa Pig, dog. Fire. Peppa Pig is fire.

Yeah, you're just old. You don't know. Yeah, you don't know. My nieces love Peppa Pig. Ninjago. Do it with Ninjago. Do it with the waifu with the octopus tentacles. You know what I mean?

Tentacle porn, bitch. Come go some waifu. Let's go. Tentacles with a dunk just like Michael at the end of the movie. Real talk. Stretch it out. I just feel like they like you said, missed the mark in every single

way about this movie. It's absurd. It just seems so poorly done. I have no interest in watching this movie. And Coogler or whatever his name is, I know to hit. He's nice. I also think if you're Coogler, I can't say no to this opportunity. I get to remake Space Jam, but you're remaking it within the confines of Warner Brothers,

and Warner Brothers shit fell off. It's just over. I loved Bugs Bunny when I was a kid. It's too bad. Yeah. All right, guys. We're going to take a break from that exclusive Patreon clip because you need a new wallet.

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Now let's get back to this exclusive Patreon. Googler did direct Spaceship too. Oh, he did? No. I'm so glad because I'm a big fan of his and I'm like, oh, if he did this, I'm... No, he did? No. I'm so black because I'm a big fan of his. He produced it. I'm like, oh, if he did this, I'm... No, but a black guy. Malcolm D. Lee. Shout out to him.

Shout out. Reese Smith. Reese Smith. Damn, bro. Black dude's been missing lately. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Yo. Hey.

No, but he directed movies like... What, dog? Y'all been missing lately, bro. What else? England got a calm down. No, he's a cool director. That's where those penalty kicks went. Soul Man. Space's a cool director. That's what his penalty kicks. Soul man.

Space. Barbershop. The next cut. Night school. Girls trip. Classics. Roll bounce. Roll bounce is actually kind of fire.

Roll bounce is great. Now, girls trip was fun. Tiffany had a piece of them. There we go. But did it do well in the box office? I guess. No, that's an important thing. Like, if it did well in the box office.

Because if it killed, they're like, yo, little kids loved it. Exactly. Maybe little kids still fuck with Looney Tunes. Did it do well? What's the numbers of it? Because apparently, some of these shows, like Sesame Street, I mean, I just did one fucking Google search. No, kids love Sesame Street.

Kids are still watching Sesame Street. Sesame Street's lit. I have not heard a word about Space Jam from my nieces. Sesame Street, I hear. Peppa Pig, I hear. Right. Sesame Street's an institution, dude. Paw Patrol.

No, it was gone for a while. It came back. I don't know how the fuck it did. Well, it's coming out this weekend, so. Oh, it hasn't even come out yet? Jesus Christ. I was gone for a while. I came back. It's coming out this weekend. Oh, it hasn't even come out yet? Jesus Christ. I mean, that's how you know. This ugly ass Lola Bunny or whatever.

I'm trying to see if it's going to be one of these films that also drops on. That's another thing they did. They didn't sexualize the female characters. They purposefully desexualized them. That's what I'm saying. Kids now, they love fucking anime, bro. They like sexualized characters. They want hentai.

They want waffles. They want waffles. They want hentai they want waffles they want waffles they want waffles they want waffles are you waffle yeah but but for real like i know it sounds super weird but they did this shit i think you had a joke about it with uh uh simba's bitch what's her name nala with nala that was fine like you you always make the character sexy. The Pixar motherfuckers know how to do it. The Incredibles, the mom looked bad as fuck. She got the super fatty with the tiny snatched waist. With the crazy dumper.

Crazy dumper. Walking around in that fucking rickshaw. She got the ricky. You know what I mean? She got the rick and tender back there, dog. Akash could have rode her into the web. Real talk. This is incredible, dude. Oh, my God, bro.

Spanking that thing to speed it up. Yeah, elastic puss jumping up. Stretch it out, but not too stretched. Yeah. All I'm saying, they know what the fuck they're doing. They're sexualizing the characters, and then it gets to the haircut, and it's like, we're conservative.

Yeah, yeah. We know what you're doing, yo. Yeah, we get it. We know what you're doing. Give her a high neckline, but we know what's going on underneath yeah listen them bunnies be be fucking bro that's what give her some fucking they fuck like rabbits listen they be fucking like rabbits there's a saying for a reason bunnies is out there fucking they get it you know they want some of that special they get sauce or what is it lebron's with a jordan special

secret sauce secret sauce yeah Special stuff or secret stuff. What? You don't think that Lola Bunny shot her shot at MJ back in the day trying to throw them? You don't think MJ took that down, bro? I mean, I don't see a black bunny anywhere. You haven't seen a black bunny, bro? Nope. You out of your mind now.

Back of ball? Nope. Come on, bro. What is this guy talking about? You never seen a black bunny bro No Never seen a black bunny Every one of them

Good luck feet Is black No they're always white Nah They're white bro They're always white No they're not The magician's rabbits

Always fucking black Always white Nah Playboy bunny See that's black Playboy bunny I think you're color blind bro I'll be honest with you i think

you're a color energizer bunny what about energizer bunny white damn there's no black bunnies right real talk try to name a black bunny yeah because you can't market it you can't market it you need a bunny to put on wheaties box bro that's what you need what about easter bunny cadbury my. My Easter Bunny was Asian, actually. Chocolate Easter Bunny. No, my Easter Bunny was very Asian. And Black Santa. You did not have a Black Santa.

You want me to show you? I had a Black Santa, too. You had a Black Santa? Yeah. No way. You really going to make me prove to you Black Santa right now? No way. That is the bravest man on the planet.

Black Santa, bro. Breaking into motherfuckers' houses. Breaking into white people's houses, knowing they own guns. It's the presence. Let me see. Let me see. Get the fuck out of here. They got a whole Santa in blackface, bro.

Oh, my God. And Mark looks wildly gay with a white Killmonger haircut. Son, he got your haircut that you want. Show that off to Alex right now. This is crazy bro mark knows what it is he really tried to call my bluff bring that back he said you do not have black santa watch me dude i still don't know jerry's out if he's actually black he might be a black face no he's a fully black santa watch let me see let me see i'm pulling up that's a

black santa that's so fat yeah oh, um, the dude didn't get out. Son, I thought you were going to say that's his professor. That's the dude that didn't get out. Next question. Your hair is fire, bro. Next question. Thank you, Al. Man, what happened?

Yeah, that shit fell off.