Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Says What He Would Loot First... | Patreon Sample

Episode Date: May 29, 2020

This week Andrew, Akaash, AlexxMedia and Mark discuss looting in Minneapolis, if social media should be fact checked, Tom Brady's Escalade, moving sports to Disney, the legend of Sean Connery, and much more. INDULGE! Want a new episode every week? Become a Patron! www.Patreon.com/FLAGRANT2

What up people, Shultz here and you guys are about to listen to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode. If you want to sign up to our Patreon, support the flagrancy, support what we are doing, completely uncensored, flagrant content, you go to patreon.com slash flagrant2. With no more interruptions, here is the exclusive clip. Alright, let's start the show what's up patreon boy schulte here akash singh alex me and mark agnon in the building um this is uh this is family talk you know a lot of crazy shit going on in the world right now um looting in minneapolis or as charlamagne calls it minneapolis that shit was hilarious.

Yeah, he kept calling it Manianapolis. And I know someone's going to cut footage of him saying, man, this foul was happening in Manianapolis and it's just me going. I'm not laughing at the looting and the destruction. I'm laughing at him calling it Manianapolis. Now, obviously a lot of crazy shit going on with all the looting. Question.

If you loot and you bring home food for your family, does your girl consider that effort? Hey, hey, let me tell you something. Is that effort? hey let me tell you something is that is that effort because that's effort and she's probably gonna be like i mean there's tvs at target too you couldn't grab a tv while you're ready yo i'm all about effort bro i really understand effort now they were making some effort in minneapolis did y'all see that yo it's just effort i think that's just modern day hunting say what modern day hunting that's modern day hunting and bro what do people in minneapolis always complain about how cold it

is right everything on fire right that's got to increase the temperature a little tiny bit right minneapolis must at least have gone up a few degrees. A few. Yo, let's be honest. How soon into the looting, because we all know we're all looting. How soon into the looting

are you looting? Like, is it... My only concern is I could get fucked up. There is no... I'm not going to pretend there's any moral like, well, I'm not paying for things.

My concern is I might get got if I walk out no, I'm not going to pretend there's any moral like, well, I'm not paying for things. My concern is I might get got if I walk out with something too nice. Can I say something? Can I say something about this? What's interesting? When it's Black Friday,

they got fights. Yeah. But looting? Mad peaceful? Ain't no fights. It's mad peaceful when you think about everybody having a good time,

sharing. Looting is civil unrest, really. Unrest, they breaking shit like windows. But it's civil. But it's a little civiloting is civil unrest, really. Unrest, they're breaking shit. But it's civil. But it's a little civil. It's civil, bro. Is that your Dyson?

All right, you got that. You got that shit. Any more in stock in the back? You check the back? Hey. You're talking to them like employees. Hey, you got somebody in there like, there's one flat screen per person.

They're following the arrows still. They're going along with everything, bro. Some of them are wearing masks. Son, everything's been working out. Looting is the truth. This shit is supermarket sweeps. Do you remember supermarket sweeps? Do you remember supermarket sweeps?

That shit was so lit. I didn't give a fuck about groceries, but I was like, everything's free. If you're looting, what do you go get? That's okay. So first off, how soon into the looting are you jumping in we all know we're jumping in i gotta see people that look weaker than me looting and be like all right cool now okay first woman to go in you're going in not the first woman it'd be one of these big ass simone bitches

i'm not ready yet little Chinese girl going there hey bitch I'm ready alright Al how soon into looting are you joining looting and alright go

so it has the group has to be big it gotta be big because if the group's too does it yeah out first if the group is too small

yeah then you can still get got okay I know Mark I think it depends on the time of day that would dictate my decision.

Daylight. Daylight? Full daylight. Actually, I only loot during the daylight. I don't feel comfortable at night. That's more scary.

Only loot during daylight. 100% daylight. And low key, I'm walking in there and I'm going, hey, what's going on here? Hey! Start picking stuff

off the ground. Hey, hey, hey. Where is this supposed to go? Hey, we got clean up in there. Yo, they're going to follow you like they follow that motherfucker at AutoZone. Are you a cop? Tell me you're not a cop.

We're going to get into AutoZone shit. I would get a shopping cart. You would get a shopping cart? I would move with the shopping cart. Would you carry around a broom so you could act as if you're cleaning it up if the cops come in? Yeah, I would put on a red polo. Y'all are fine if the cops come. I'm worried I would put on a red polo. Y'all are fine. Y'all are fine if the cops come.

I'm worried about y'all when cops aren't there. Say again? But here's the thing. If you, this is what happens with looting, which is why it's so beautiful. If I'm carrying some shit you want, and then you take it from me, right? I know where I got it.

I know where I'll listen. Do you know what I mean? I'm not even going to have it. It's not even going to be a big deal. You got this one, bro. I'm going back to it. I know where I'll listen. Do you know what I mean? I'm not even going to have it. It's not even going to be a big deal. You got this one, bro. I'm going back to it. You go to the source. I'm going to the source.

You got the PlayStation 2. First of all, if that PS5 was out right now, son, they are lucky. Whoa. Yo, if you work in one of these places, you're better off looting at the place you work. 100%.

Because you know where everything is. You know where everything is. And when the cops show up, you go, man, isn't this crazy? That's exactly what I was going to say. I was like, I'll look for a uniform or whatever store I'm in. Yeah. Throw that bitch on and be like, son, I was just working. It was my shift. It's four in the morning. You're like, yeah, night shift.

Also, do greeters stop working? It's just your job to greet. You got security. So what stores do you shop at, son? Ain't it? Walmart got greeters. Walmart got greeters. That's all I know. Really?

I've never really been to Walmart. All the motherfuckers too. Ain't no Walmart greeter working. Nah, but think about it. You got to do your job still. Your job isn't to protect the store. Maybe at Walmart they still make you do your job, but I feel like most places. Welcome to Walmart, bro.

Welcome me. Welcome me. You think that's why they started looting say what they walked into target and they were like nothing yeah we can't get fairness anywhere i'll be honest i think they started losing for a different reason no justice no greets no justice no greets but No justice, no greets. But for real, think about it. Looting. Looting is kind of how humans operate with nature.

It's actually in our DNA. It's the most natural form of shopping. When you come across a tree with mad oranges in it, you take them shits. As many as you can carry. No checkout. Yeah, we call it harvesting. Harvesting? That's all people are doing is harvesting.

This is harvesting. They're harvesting Target. First of all, don't name your store that if you don't want to be the first place we go. That's a good ass point, yo. They're targeting us. No shit. Your logo's a bullseye. Of course you're going to get it first. Yo, Black people are probably just going there to talk about how they felt.

Yeah. We're better to talk about how we feel like targets than target. Than target. You think the black people are going to go to KKK, Mark? What's all the other stores? I guarantee you this motherfucker's protecting Kmart right now. Oh, they're not going to let that happen. Ain't no blue light special over here yo

what's a blue light the cops oh shit I'm telling you K-Mart was fucking third K-Mart knew it

the whole fucking time here comes supermarket sweeps us yo we're not supposed to have this much

fun about what's happening in Minneapolis so now what are you guys getting say again what what do you guys take where am i going first thing candy there is a hierarchy of shit that you want to take inside the store yeah are you calling your mom and be like mom do you need anything yeah 100 you have to you are yeah you have to but then you can miss out on a lot of the good shit.

You call her on the way, yo. Plan ahead a little bit. No, no, no. A loot does not happen like, yo, we about to loot. You're protesting. Somebody busts open a window. A few people go in there. They start grabbing shit.

And you're like, well, I don't want to be the motherfucker that ain't got shit. Hey, look. Yeah, like you can't do multiple stores. It's one store. Yeah, we out. I'm planning this shit out. This is Black Friday for real. We planning this out.'t do multiple stores. It's one store. Yeah, we out. I'm planning this shit out. This is Black Friday for real.

We planning this out. There's no planning. There's no planning. No, you have to plan now so that when it happens, like. That's the move. That's the move. Flat screen TVs. I'm going to let my mom know in advance.

That seems crazy. That's like you get 800 bucks maybe and you have to carry this giant TV. Okay, what's more valuable? I would get as many SD cards as possible. SD cards? They're so cheap nowadays. No, they're mad expensive. You get the big ones where it's like 200 gigs.

That's behind the case. All right, he made one of them smart answers. Because I know when I was on supermarket sweeps, I wasn't on it, but I was imagining it. I'm like, I'm getting all that fucking Captain Crunch. Do you know what I'm saying? I was like, I'm all that fucking Captain Crunch Captain Crunch and then these bitches out here get they get steaks and all that kind of shit that cause way more so SD cards is good what's something else that's expensive that's and portable and little and little I'm going immediately to the

jewelry store that's's a good point. The Target jewelry section? No. I'm a fucking loser. Keep it. What are you talking about? I'm a fucking idiot. This is almost real sterling silver. Are we only talking Target? I thought we were talking to any store.

Nah, it's whatever is being looted. Currently, I think it's just a department store or something like that, like a mall. What's being looted? Okay, okay.

So I see people trying to break into the cash registers with sledgehammers. That's whack, yo. That's $50, bro. You have $50 out of that. Who pays cash at Target?

And that's mad long, too. Mexicans, that's it. Yeah, wait, what? Mexicans be paying cash everywhere, yo. They get paid in cash, bro. Hey, they pay cash. That's what I'm saying. They don't got that W-2.

W-2. W-2. All right, all right, all right, all right. I'm trying to think of what I would get. Fuck, what's the most expensive thing at Target? I'm not trying to think of what I would get fuck what's the most expensive thing I'd talk about I'm not trying to I'm not trying to

come up crazy on money get you a little camcorder I don't think camcorder oh maybe you could like break the thing a lot of shit they keep in the back the SD card is behind

the fucking case anything that's super easy to steal you could break the case but you're not gonna find cameras like even the cameras they put out

in the spot I don't know if those are legit nah but they're all in a bat that's right they're all in the bat so you can't get are we going straight to the back you know we know front of the store okay serious question when enough people commit a crime at the same time When enough people commit a crime At the same time Ooh, rhyming Uh-huh Does no one get arrested?

Bro, what can you do? I'm kind of thinking I mean, you could look through the footage They gotta have all the footage Son But everyone's wearing masks Literally What?

That's maybe the first thing I'd get Because I saw people in that store They didn't have a mask Wait, what kind of mask would you get probably want to cover my face mark are you talking about like a medical mask or like an actual no like a robber i would get a robber mask so that they couldn't tell my identity yeah but you gotta go in the store to get the robber mask i'd also get a sweatshirt

what i'd get some clothing or apparel so that I would go in as one person then come out as a different person that being said get the hair dye too

get the hair dye I'm switching it up I'm coming out of there Joker you're gonna use all your time dyeing your fucking hair oh guys you fucked my whole shit up

oh my god it was a five dollar ball of fucking hair dye everybody's walking out of their playstation fine you sit in the bathroom fucking I walk out ready to go Oh my God, it was a $5 bottle of fucking hair dye. Everybody's walking out here with a PlayStation 5. You sit in the back room fucking.

I walk out ready to go. Let's do some looting. It's just cops and me. This is like Eminem fucking walking out. No, but for real, if enough people commit crime at the same time, does nobody go down? Fucking Dwayne Wade's robbing's robbing what's going on poor duane wade trying to have you know be supportive of his kid bro hey man he really wasted that shit he wasted the whole pr move it got swallowed up in the news cycle oh my god that's so that's hilarious duane wade made himself gay to support his kid

nobody even cares and there's a whole ride to Minneapolis. Hey, we don't got time for trans rights yet, bro. This shit really reminded us, y'all down the line. We got to give rights to other people before we get to y'all. Oh, my God. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, we have to run it back.

Remind y'all. Remind y'all. Now Dwayne Wade is going to be at the protest with fucking pink hair, looking like this like come on y'all he's on fire oh my god dog

this is crazy time okay but in all seriousness breaking the law together what is the rule in that I don't think if there's more people breaking the law

than there are cops you all get away no they just grab some and then you just kind of like run you just hope that you're not one of them yeah it's a raffle.

That's lit. SD cards. I don't know. Laptop. Y'all. And a camera. Running with all the black people. 10 Gs for this shit.

I think I might get caught. Al just brought up a great goddamn point. Oh, damn. Y'all gonna stick out in the riots. Not stick out. I would stick out. If we're running away from the cops, who do you think they're gonna catch up to first? Oh, that's a good point, bro.

I'm gonna be wheezing. Hands on my knees. Also, Minneapolis got all these Somalis. You know, they could fucking run at a fast pace forever. They don't need no food. They just keep going. Doug, there was this one video of this Somali chick. They threw tear gas in the can, and the Somali chick ran up,

grabbed the tear gas can, and threw that shit back. And everybody's like, oh, my gosh, she's so brave. Like, she didn't do that in her country for fucking years before she came here. You don't think she had experience? She went like, oh my God, she's so brave. She didn't do that in her country for fucking years before she came here. You don't think she had experience? She went like this. She went. Tear gas number two. When I'm walking in my apartment and I smell Indian food, that's how she responded to the tear gas.

I was like, hey man, this reminds me of childhood growing up. Don't grab it from the top. I didn't call my mom. Oh boy. growing up don't grab it from the top i didn't call my mom oh boy anyway well i'm glad we could have some fun with that hey man we found the fun in that yeah no it is kind of crazy what's going on so uh this morning we come in we're discussing what we're going to talk about. And a little conspiracy theory pops up that maybe the fire in the riots that started in Minneapolis, the fire might have been caused by a singular person

wanting to incite the riots, a white guy, right? Now, his race is important, but also not important depending on who you want, who you think benefits the most from controlling these riots. So, like, the assumption, I think, is what? That this is government planned? Let's put on the tinfoil hat. Let's get crazy. Let's do, like, what the crazy conspiracy theorist is.

The conspiracy theorist is the conspiracy theorist would say that the government yes yeah or like local police force or like basically some sort of government authority what the historical precedent for it is like what they call an agent provocateur okay and like there's like actual verified events of this happening like russia even that's a lingerie brand son yeah no that's literally a lingerie brand they took it from them i mean the lingerie brand took it from the name that existed wow you ain't never bought your girl no asian provocatory buyer that victoria's secret that epstein shit yeah of course i do bro my girl's small yeah my girl's skinny yo son do they make kids long now forget it and there's a reason they like their girl skinny i mean

all right go on going back to asian provox i think that you thought that i was talking about the the laundry i thought you were talking about that lingerie. I'm like, there's a story about Adam and Eve. You're like, the lingerie brand? Oh, no, no. That's a sex brand. Sex website. They sell dildos.

You think the Bible took it from them? You think any girl stole a dildo during that loop? Yeah, bro. The ones that are walking funny? They dumped the bag on the fucking table. We got everything. This big old fucking rabbit comes out. That's dumped the bag on the fucking table. We got everything. This big old fucking rabbit comes out.

That's probably the thing I stole the most because these gay bitches are going to be the most ready to gloat. They're going to be the most bold with it. And they got the most

pockets in their pants. That's true. They all take in more shit. They wearing fucking jean coats out there. They wearing jean coats with the dungarees. You just throwing it inside.

Wait, what are those called? Overalls? Dungarees. It's so white sometimes. So dungarees, you're just throwing it inside. Wait, what are those called? Overalls? Dungarees. It's a way to talk. So dungarees, bro. I can't remember the last time I said dungarees. What happened to dungarees?

I honestly don't know what dungarees are. Every lesbian kind of looks like Antifa a little. Tim Duncan wears dungarees. You look like it, yo. Shit. That's a brand or type of jean? I think it's a brand, I think. No, I think it's a thing.

Like, you know how overall is a thing like with the strap yeah is dungarees a type of thing like that or that's just a brand i think it's a type of thing like that shut up all right you go keep in all seriousness bro that's the first thing i'm looting I'm going to the dungarees section. I'm passing people who got PS4s and Xbox Eye. And I'm like, look. I'm like, y'all seen any dungarees, bro? Yeah, they're in the back, locked up. We might have to bust through and get them dungarees. All right, Go back.

Agent provocateur. Go. Yeah. So it's like a legit thing, apparently, that basically the core of the definition is like it's a person who commits or who acts to entice another person to commit an illegal or rash act or falsely implicate them by partaking in an illegal act. Okay. This happened in the U.S. a couple of times. They say that the FBI posed as agents.

This is from Wikipedia. FBI poses agents to disrupt civil protests and activities, including the Ku Klux Klan, the American Indian Movement and the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee. This is the. I don't know if this is the handout in my pocket or something like that. Right. Is that what they alleged happened with that with Malcolmcolm x yeah i'm not sure about that now this is the same as astroturfing kind of astroturfing would be like implementing like information to create a movement whereas this would be going into a pre-existing protest real quick a grassroots movement would

be an organic independent movement right kind of like us right organic independent movie pushing back against you know cancel culture having fun say what you want a fucking podcast astroturfing would be if some company like comedy central paid us essentially to do that right is that right they paid us and they like you know put up all the money they created all the systems etc but made it look like it was organic. Yeah, but they were like, don't mention us at all. Right. But you just keep it to it.

I got you. But this thing actually happened in 2013. This officer was arrested and sentenced to two years in prison for second degree assault, coercion, riot, and criminal mischief at a motorcycle rally. And literally went in was like breaking windows and like starting all sorts of shit right so the assumption is and clarify is it there's this guy and there's a video of it you guys can check it out on twitter matter of fact we can play it in a second uh matter of fact why don't you just play it with no audio while we're talking over it

so this guy is seen during the day before the AutoZone is on fire, obviously, leaving the AutoZone. He's got a full umbrella. He's got a full gas mask. He's got goggles, backpack, gloves, everything. He's seen leaving the AutoZone. Apparently, he broke a window in the AutoZone. Later that day, the AutoZone is on fire. There's a building on fire, et cetera.

So people are going, why the fuck was he in there? He doesn't seem like he's part of the protest the people who were protesting are trying to check him and he's walking away from them and arguing with them can't really see his identity because he got all this shit over his face but some people are saying maybe he put some explosive shit inside the auto zone now what is the benefit you guys were explaining this to me before the podcast. But why would the government, the police force, the CIA, the FBI, whoever the fuck, why would they do this during a protest? What would be the point of it? So it basically would incentivize, like they're trying to incentivize people that are already angry to do violent and like to do violent criminal activities to then discredit their movement and their protests. Right.

It's a PR move. It is a PR move on behalf of the government or the police force or whatever it is because you want to move or shift the conversation away from police brutality and this innocent black man that was murdered to look how hostile and violent these

protesters are. You start seeing all these people. Maybe it was just hate retweets, but all these people being like, yo, I accept your right to civilly protest. But when you start rioting and looting, you lose all credibility with me. Like that exact tweet I'm seeing everywhere. And I think it also gives the authorities a reason to go in with force. the authorities a reason to go in with force. So they can't just

go in with force when people are peacefully protesting because you look like a bunch of douchebags. You just killed a black guy. Innocent black guy. Choked him out to death and then you're just going to start shooting rubber bullets at innocent protesters that are protesting something that shouldn't have happened in the first place. The Constitution protects

peaceful protest. Peaceful protest and the right to assembly. So how do you stop that? So how do you stop that? You stop it from being peaceful. Take away that peaceful word. And then the conversation ends up becoming more about these riots than it is about the murder of an innocent man. And right now you see that's what's happening.

All the airwaves are, even us right now, we're discussing the riots. We're not discussing the murder of the innocent man. And in some people's minds, as Akash was saying, it justifies the harsh treatment of people because people who have nothing to do or know nothing about the case start saying, well, maybe this is why the police got to be so harsh because you see what they're doing. They're looting, they're rioting, they're whatever. It's really interesting. Not to mention it also would

have likely it likely affects the community that's affected by the police brutality yes that's something you guys were saying earlier as well takes jobs away from black people that work to the target or whatever it is like you blow up the auto zone who does that affect it doesn't affect like the rich white people it doesn't affect the rich indians or the rich asians nope it doesn't even affect the rich black people right it affects the poor people black white asian indian whatever who are in that one people seem to riot locally and when you locally destroy your businesses that that fucks up your business and then other businesses are going to be scared to come out come in there and then if you are the powers that be

you can say you know what they'll fuck up their own property value 10, 15 years down the road. We'll just buy it back super cheap, build high rises on it or whatever. It'll just expedite gentrification. Like, that's fine. We'll just buy it cheaper. So maybe we got to get information out there. Maybe we got to get information out there about why you can't fall for this trap and how you can't. It's not about like not looting i like civil unrest to be honest with

you i mean i think it's fucked up that there's you know private businesses that are being you know destroyed because of this hopefully they have insurance and they can build all these things back up but i hope nobody's lives are lost or anything like that that being said i like people fucking shit up to let the government know that like, hey, you can't just get away with everything. We get angry and we break shit and you're going to have to deal with that. So we're going to need our feelings addressed and we're going to need you to be accountable or else you're going to have to handle a lot more shit. All right, guys, you just listened to a clip from our weekly Patreon episode.

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