Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Special Update + Trump Funniest Moments So Far

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

YERRRRRR, Schulz has a NEw updaTe on his Forthcoming speciaL tapIng that you won't eXpect. The boys get political and dissect the funniest moments from the campaign trail; discuss the best documentary out there right now; and discuss Musk's possibly flawed voting system. All that and much much more on today's episode of Flagrant - INDULGE Presale Begins Thursday, October 24th at 10AM ET Code: ANDREW TheAndrewSchulz.com Show: Saturday, November 30  The Beacon Theatre, New York City 00:00 The Special is at the Beacon Theater 00:54 Saying its dead = revives it 1:34 Akaash is hating the Cowboys + Hotseat 3:20 Supporters going too far + Bob Dylan Devil deal 9:45 FREE the Menendez brothers 14:57 Or Maybe keep them in prison 19:00 Mark Jackson All Due Respect 20:50 Surprised Party, Grateful for NOT cheating + Weaponised incompetence 29:58 Mark walks the baby 31:19 Yankees are winning + Dodgers are turncoats 37:14 Vince McMahon doc is incredible + Elite Storytelling 51:35 Stone Cold was the man + Brutal honesty 56:14 Swaying the election + Trump fries was a good look 1:03:00 Trump Comedy moments + Kamala's Klapback 1:13:33 Kamala performs under fire + Dems v Republicans tactics 1:20:29 Progressiveness has different meanings 1:25:00 Sober October, Whoop W**kers + Sleeping better 1:33:44 Thought experiments = policy? Only YTs can make jokes 1:38:27 The History of Man 1:43:13 Jussie Smollett Nigerian Brothers + Dr Umar Election Special 1:45:28 Musk "paying" for registrations + No-one paid Andrew $50k 1:49:28 Don't mess with Coffeezilla, Tates' grift + Criminal cases 2:00:37 Liam Payne passing away 2:02:39 Deadbeat kids, Father performances + Gagnon Family News 2:08:50 Dov is a GREAT guy 2:13:51 Alexx's fit today 2:17:18 Made Up Beer Pong rules + Jews made the 3 point line 2:20:13 Dov's confidence is unmatched

Guys special update if you're watching last week You know that we were originally gonna tape next month in Brooklyn at a theater called BAM We released the Trump episode three hours after that episode comes out that venue in Brooklyn cancelled all my special taping shows Probably completely unrelated Anyway, I just want to say thank you BAM. Thank you so much because what I realized in that moment is we weren't going big enough We weren't being elegant enough. We weren't being elegant enough. We weren't reaching for the stars enough. You have given us that opportunity.

We're gonna be taping the special in New York City at the Beacon Thanksgiving weekend. I'm very excited. Pre-sale is Thursday, 10 a.m. The code is Andrew. Get there early, get those tickets before the bots or the resellers get them. I want you guys in there and I cannot wait.

Oh, also, we can finally mention where the special is going. Let's go! Flangrant, what's up? Listen, my advice to all you out there, start saying shit is dead more often. Companies are dead. Obviously, the Yankees and the Dodgers are both dead. So if there's any tickets that pop up to the World Series, we definitely would not want to go to that

because it's dead. Baseball sucks. We've been saying baseball sucks on this podcast for seven straight years. That's true. So it only makes sense that we get first base tickets to the World Series. Nah, y'all keep saying things are dead.

I'm gonna keep saying Jerry Jones is alive and, you know what I mean, let's just see. Jerry Jones is alive, you know what I mean, he's alive. We're gonna get to the special in a second, but I need to, just any other updates on that, but I need to understand, are you still being pulled back into it? No, no, no, no, I'm actively rooting against them and it's way more fun on this side. You genuinely do not care? I know I care, but like, I'm like, also fuck them.

It's like an ex that you just broke up with, fuck that bitch. I think I said broke up with. But an ex that you just broke up, fuck that. I'd love to see them fail. You still want them to win. A little bit. Yeah, I can see it.

They're also not good. They're truly not good. What X are they, bro? That's a good question. X's I've heard of. Oh, I thought you had one in the tuck. Oh, I do. Really? We cutting this here?

Nah, that's fine. Oh, Akash! Dominate your house. That's what I'm talking about. Dominate your house. Yeah, sure. That's what happens when you bring the dog around, bring something out and you don't know what to do.

Yeah, yeah. You're like, oh, I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. Dominate your house. That's what we're talking about. Dominate your house. Yeah, sure. That's what happens when you bring the dog around, bring something out and you're the alpha.

The alpha comes out in Akash. Yeah, 1000%. Akash already wilted right now. I know. I know. I got shit. I never got shit. I don't have any exes, babe.

I just have you. Nah, she knows. It's just one and she's married and you know. Oh, you've been keeping tabs with her? Yeah. She got fat? She got fat. Yeah, yeah.

Really? Damn, bro. That thing got fatter, huh? I remember you chasing that little tail feather around downtown, man. This guy's a menace, bro. I remember you chased that little tail feather around downtown the head Guys That's true my bad my bad, all right Happy's looking sad First of all, I just want to say shout out to everybody who's been very supportive about the whole venue chain situation. A lot of DMs, asshole army showing up and you know, some people went a little wildly. Too supportive.

Turns out you can be too supportive. There's a little J6 situation going on. They shot the Storm Band. They shot the Storm Band. Stand back and stand by. Mark sent me pictures of people outside protesting. Yeah, and then the reviews on BAM, there's been some, that's actually been mixed,

I'll be honest. Like some of them are like, there's like some, I don't even understand how people use the internet anymore. Like there's some people like, this venue sucks, and like they made up a fake thing, where they're like, the AC is terrible and the bathrooms are gross. And then there's other people being like,

thanks for canceling Andrew Schultz, love this venue. And there's just discourse happening in the Yelp reviews of the venue. I love it. So maybe don't do that. Anyway, thank you guys for your support, man. And thank you for making a sign. If you made the sign to stand out in front of BAM, that is like, that's

commitment to arts and crafts. Do you know what I mean? Like you had to get a marker and like sparkles and shit. I don't even know where to get poster board. That's what they don't tell you about protesting is there's a lot of crafting. There's some crafting. It's very like DIY. Yeah, you hang out with the boys. Can I borrow the red? Yeah, I am a man. And then you go kill some people at the

Capitol. Nobody died except Lauren Babbage. That's my favorite thing that Trump says whenever January 6th is brought up. Nobody die except Lauren Patti. Trump's basically going, she was a nobody. Anyway, thank you. Obviously, the Netflix thing is exciting. Yeah, it's awesome. I actually, I love The Beacon. That's like truly, it's my favorite theater in New York for sure.

Yeah, I think it's the best for stand-up. Yeah, of all the theaters I've done, I put that in the Wilbur's, one and two. Wilbur and Boston is incredible. That might be my number one, but this beacon is, for the size too, I loved it. When I performed it, I opened for Russell, and I was like, this is awesome. Yeah, yeah.

I heard it's White People's Apollo, is that true? I mean, the rest of the theaters in New York are White People's Apollo. Yeah. I would say you guys have one theater. That's a good point. But like, you know, maybe Jews appalled, like Jerry Seinfeld's done like a hundred shows there.

Like the days that we were gonna do the shows, Bob Dylan had booked. And then Bob Dylan pulled out or something. I think there was some, what did your mom say? Like some devil thing? Yeah, he passed. Yeah, yeah. He had to deal with the devil. He's in hell and then he's gonna come back. Have you seen that video? You've seen the video. You haven't? You know what's so funny?

Because you're saying this is a joke, but you just stumbled into a huge wormhole you don't even know about. What? This is the thing. Bob Don is a deal with the devil. He has to work. I thought he's such a nice guy. Oh yeah, that's a great question. All you gotta do... you gotta do a liberal all you gotta do is say anything You know people like say anything and then the Jews Yeah, if you do anything and then the devil my mom is posting about a conspiracy that is brilliantly braided together Yes, hundred percent you haven't seen this already the more liberal they are the more devil they are. God I cannot believe I have to put you guys on game with us, bro. This is so annoying. You guys gotta wake the fuck up You know, I have no idea what Bob Dylan looks like why do you still do it why you see what well

It goes back to the destiny thing You know made it to bargain with it, you know all time good I'm holding up my hand What was your bargain to get where? holding up my hand. What was your bargain? To get where I am now. Should I ask who you made the bargain with? With the chief commander.

On this earth? And this earth and then a world we can't see. Come on, guys. Why can't that be God? Yeah, why can't that be God? Because. Why don't you have God in your life and you thought that was the devil, right?

What's that say about you? Lucifer is the greatest musician. What's that say about you that he says the chief commander and you say the devil? No, because Lucifer rules on this earth ever since the fall of Man, bro. Come on, dude. Lucifer is the greatest musician?

Yes. He is, he's the angel of that most beautiful boy. So even back then we were like gangster rap. Like, we like hood shit. We like people doing sinful activities in our music. Exactly. Is there any...actually Christian music kind of bops. It does. Have you been to a Hillsongs? Yeah, actually. Similar. Yeah, similar.

They go hard. Oh, God. A thousand times or ten thousand times. Why is the devil related to music? I mean, this is... Anything that makes you feel good, Christians freak out. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. But then in the church, I'll be going,

Oh, exactly. That's devil hymns. That's the instrument that God gives. But you notice how that shit sucks. So it has to suck for it to not be devilish. Do they think Hillsong is devilish then? Yeah. I mean, probably not a straight up devilish, but there's too many instruments. Then my mom is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is there a drum?

I mean, the Catholic Why is there a drum? The Catholic church is an instrument in and of itself, a lot of them. Exactly, the building. The organ. So is that devilish? Nope. Instrument.

So one is allowed. Yeah. And then your voice, the one instrument God gave you. I'm pretty sure Orthodox church doesn't do any instruments except your voice. Really? Because that's the only instrument that's ordained by God. Regardless, Bob Dylan is a Satanist, okay?

He's a Satanist, and he was gonna have the venue, but then he had to go down to hell for a weekend, so then you got it. Yo, shout out to Bob for that, man. You were wrong about the hurricane, that motherfucker did it, but no we do. I got that on good authority. I told you. What? I told you Larry Schultz spoke to the lawyer, right?

Ruben, the Hurricane Carter was, there's a movie, Denzel played him. This is the story of the hurricane. The man the authorities came to blame. This is how you feel. But something they never do. Do you know? I have no idea what the fucking- He wrote a whole song about how you guys didn't do it.

You know, you've seen the hurricane with Denzel, you just really haven't seen any black movies, huh? Take your shirt off. Take your fucking shirt off, bro. How do you not know the story of Hurricane Carter? Did this come out before I was born? Like when did this come out? No, late 90s.

Denzel, arguably his best performance. No, stop it. Fantastic. Oh, phenomenal. Fantastic. His best performance. He was a heavyweight champion of the world, Ruben Carter. Went to jail for murder. This movie leads you to believe it did not happen. The case was overturned. He was a heavyweight champion of the world Ruben Carter went to jail for murder This movie leads you to believe it did not happen. The case was overturned He was freed and then I understand the earth that he did kill the guy I heard asked his lawyer who got him off and the lawyers he interviewed him his lawyer said off the record. He did

That's so sad. Speaking of which, are the Menendez brothers good guys? Yo, what is a Menendez brother? Because I know it's a show on Netflix. It's a young Cuban that got here. And none of us gave a fuck. We didn't know. That's the Elion? No.

That's funny. I know this one. They're brothers who killed their parents in Beverly Hills or something. They went to my high school. What? It was the biggest story in LA for years or something. They went to my high school. What? It was the biggest story in LA for years. But not during the time you were there. No, no, no, he's not that old.

So Menendez brothers, early 90s, killed their parents, go to jail. They're like seen as like these awful people in the news, framed them as just like fucking psychopaths. How could you kill your parents? And I remember being surprised at the story. Both of them killed both of the parents? Yeah, and I remember being surprised at the story because I was them? Killed both of the parents? Yeah, and I remember being surprised at the story

because I was like, Menendez? Beverly Hills? How does that happen? And turns out these kids were getting brutally sexually assaulted by their dad. Mom knew what was happening, didn't do anything about it. So as they grew up, they really were fucking angry and hateful and violent about that.

Sexually assaulted, what does that mean? Like I think of like fucked. The father's having sex with their blood. Don't laugh. What does that mean? Like I think like fucked. They have the father's have sex with their Don't laugh. Why are you laughing? I think it's a smile. Why are you smiling? First of all, no, whoa.

And what was the mom? She would just turn in the other, turning a blind eye to it. She said something to them one time apparently like, I know what's going on or something like that, but just didn't do anything about it. And like the aunts knew what was going on. And they've been in jail for this?

Yeah. For murdering a pedophile? Yeah, for decades. Decades. Kim Kardashian publicly went on their Instagram and said it's time for them to be let out. Kim. Not even let out, like super millions of dollars.

If Trump gets elected, she'll get out. Super millions, I mean you should. There's no proof that they were getting ditto'd. Oh, they could just be saying it you get out? Huh? I mean, you should. There's no proof that they were getting dittled. Oh, they could just be saying, take it out. They just came, that came out once they were on trial and they're fighting for their lives. I think there's some tangential proof. Like they told a psychologist, they told a cousin, like they told some other people that then testified.

And this is pre-murder of the psychologist or psychiatrist? Yeah. I'm on episode two of this show. No, no, no. I don't think. I didn't like that. It was after the murder. Well, but I'm on episode two of this show. No, no, I don't think it was after the murder. Well, according to the Netflix show, they had a cousin that they told when they were like eight or nine years old. Oh, and the cousin told the mom, the mom was like, no, that's not true. He's not sure. And then that came out.

So then the first jury was a hung jury. And then they retried them and then they got convicted because it was in the wake of OJ. And they were like, oh, they didn't get the conviction on OJ. I think hung jury is a term used in poor taste when you're talking about sexual assault. Yeah, you're really poor. What? You're still poor in your taste.

You're so called poor. You are. No, my taste is good. That's what they call it. Wait, so these guys are in jail. Two white passing Latinos are in jail for decades for killing a pedophile. Their pedophile enabler. Yeah. Wow. for decades for killing a pedophile and a pedophile enabler.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. They could have went to authorities but instead premeditated murder. How do they go to authorities? They also could have just driven away. They were like 20 years old.

Yeah, like they were in college. I mean, so what was the distance between the last assault? I think it stopped when they were like 15 or 16. Don't. That's what I'm saying. Don't do that. Come saying. Don't do that. Come on. Don't do that.

No, let them do it. No, no. Go. No, we're gonna lose the beacon. We're gonna lose the beacon. No, the beacon is a beautiful venue. Hey, this is the beacon right here. This is the beacon of truth.

Don't do it. Don't speak that shit. Don't do it. What do you feel, Andrew? Are they identical twins? No. No. Okay.

One is very handsome. I would say identical, you just really need to hit one. Wait, you said one is very handsome? Yeah. You like whatever? One is way more handsome. Damn, look at you and the dad got a similar taste. He's just...

I'm sorry. Guys, I already told you it's up top, but the Life Tour Netflix special taping in New York City at the Beacon Theater goes on presale Thursday, okay? Thursday at 10 a.m. Presale code is Andrew. Then the regular on sale is Friday.

So get in the presale early. We don't want the bots to go bot things up. I want real people, I want real supporters, I want real fans out there for this real New York City experience. Yeah, go grab those immediately. That's Thursday, thank you so much. Now this weekend, I'm gonna be in Salt Lake City.

We added a second show. Reno, we also added a second show. San show. Reno, we also added a second show. San Jose, California, we also added a second show. And Portland, and then Honolulu, Hawaii, we are closing out the live tour there, December 21st. Anyway, thank you guys so much. DavidRoshelso.com for tickets. Appreciate y'all, peace.

Hey guys, Miles said that I should use happiness as cuteness and say, don't you wanna feed this dog? I'm gonna be honest, we sold more tickets this past weekend at Stress Factory than any comedy club in the history in New Jersey has ever sold in history in one weekend. So shouts to y'all. Let's say we could add seven or eight more shows, we might do that soon, but here's the point.

I got this cute ass dog and if I'm gonna leave him to go do shows, you gotta make it worth it. Come through. Richmond, Virginia, Funny Bone, I'm gonna be there this weekend. Next weekend, Lexington, Kentucky, November 1st and 2nd. After that, 22nd and 23rd, I'm in Rochester. December 4th, I'm gonna do a one night show,

Levittown, Long Island, at Governor's. So hurry up and come through that. Hey, again, I didn't think you guys would like me before. Now that I had Donald J. Trump on the podcast, the 45th and maybe 47th president, I assume you'll be lining up, fucking stamp stampeding to come see one of the good ones. Also December 6th and 7th, Albany. Get your tickets there at AkashSingh.com.

Also fan basis. We're doing our thing. Come through. Check us out there. Love you, buddy. So you think they just fabricated the whole molestation shit? I don't think that. Because they're two crazy little fucks that killed their parents. I think so. Because right after they kill their parents,

they get the money, they start spending it like crazy. Oh yeah, they do go on a spending spree. Yeah. What that gotta do? You can't spend a little money for your diddle your whole life? You got a diddle for 15 years, you can't buy it for more. You got a morn at least.

You got a fake morn. No, because they just fucked you. This dad fucked me and his mom did nothing about it. Yeah, celebrate. Yeah. Now you might got to go Richie Rich. And they did. They got Rolexes, they bought a Porsche, they got floor seats to the Lakers.

That's barely their light work. Don't you deserve more? If you've been molested brutally, as you've said, your entire life, until the age of 16 and when it just completely stopped, why is that funny, Al? Al, why is that funny? You fucking racist. Because I don't believe it. that's why I can laugh.

So you think that they're... because here's the thing. This is actually really important for this discussion on the podcast about the venue change at the... This is very important. If... If they were molested in an aggravated fashion, as you were saying... Come on, Mark.

Why can I not use a verb? No, an adjective. In a brutal fashion. Yeah, why can I use an adjective to describe the molestation? If they were molested, right? At an astronomical rate for the time. If they were.

For the time. For the time, for the time. What, that is blatant. There was no blue. And there was nothing, right? Like this is like this is you just go on, you know, no steroids, nothing like. OK. OK. Regular appetite. If. Right.

If this is horrible, we cannot joke around about. No. But that's if they were two absolutely psychopathic murderers that murdered their innocent parents, and on top of that are then trying to destroy their legacy by calling them pedophiles and pedophile enablers, then these jokes are a lot of fun. There you go.

So we're in a very difficult situation right now. Conundrum. How do you get out of this? Well, the courts are saying that the jokes are fun. Because the courts convicted them of murder and no pedophilia. Yep. Is there a way to test like the rings on their butthole? Okay.

That, like a tree. Yeah, like if you cut a tree in half, you know how many years. Yeah. But is there a way to test the wrinkles? Yeah. How many violent assaults? If they have- if they're more wrinkled out for their age, is it possible? That's a great question. Is there a statute of limitations for that shit?

Or that's... For sexual assault? Yeah. A statute? What'd you say? Statute of limitations. Yeah, there used to be, I don't think there is now for a murder.

Here's my, honestly, statistically, two brothers, both murderous psychopaths, when nothing happening to them seems a little crazy. The fact that they raise kids that are willing to kill them proves to me that they're bad parents. Yo, that's a good point too. Like one psycho kid, okay, we've all heard of one psycho kid. Two brothers, psycho, kill the parents.

If they're that psychopathic, something is off with the parents. One didn't really want to do it. It was the other brother that kind of like nudged him and went with it. Hey, it's not fucking smoking a cigarette, man. It's killing your parents. Both of them with a shotgun. Yeah, but then the first, the older brother who was getting diddled started to like, diddle the younger brother.

What? According to Netflix, like they were like a little flirty with each other. That's what Netflix implies. Well, it's Ryan Murphy who did the show. So there's always, so maybe it was a love triangle. Is he hyperbolic? Is that what you're saying? No, I was Googling like, is this real? Is that real?

They're kissing each other? I know. Oh, you wanna know something crazy? I think it was a love triangle. Mark Jackson, basketball card, Knicks, who's in the shot. The Menendez brothers on the floor Wow So that card is going up Yeah, you think after they killed their parents they're

Wrong guy LJ did this and then Mark Jackson started. Oh, he's very religious. He started doing the cross Yeah, oh wow far remember when Mark Jackson said that he would knock was very religious. He started doing the cross. Oh, wow. Remember when Mark Jackson said that he would knock the bottom out of LeBron's wife or something like that? What? Do you not see this? It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen. It's like damn Savannah. He must have misspoken. He goes, with all due respect, I would drop the bottom out of that. He says something absolutely insane.

Let's check this before you put that in the video. He's not broadcasting no more because they can't trust him. This is a religious man. Wow. He's a pastor. Watch him. Here it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm shocked you downplayed Savannah. He said she was all city. James again from downtown. And I'd hit out the park. No question. With all due respect. He did. Listen, by the rules of this show. No question, with all due respect. He did, listen, by the rules of this show.

He hit him with all due respect. By the rules of this show. Holy shit. Yeah. That's crazy. Hit her out the park. What do you gotta do? He hit her out the park.

That is crazy. That's LeBron's kid's mother. She sits there front row. That's what his word is. She's with a dunk. Yeah. That's what his wife is. She aims with a dunk. That's wild. He just scored. He's not even paying attention to that. He's looking at Savannah.

He'd hit her out the park, Al. With all due respect. How do you hit someone's wife and the mother of their kids out the park respectfully? How do you do that respectfully? It takes a master, bro. What position? I need to know the position, Mark Jackson, with all due respect to LeBron James. Yeah, take a deep breath there, Oscar. I still got diarrhea.

I don't know what's going on with me. Why are you so sweaty? I don't know what's going on. It's just been the last half hour. What the hell? Y'all are all gonna get sick probably. It's all good. Oh, come on.

Come on, dude. Wait, your specialty is naturally- We have children. Yeah. You already got me sick once. You don't even spend any time with your kids. What are you talking about? Exactly, because I'm sick. Come on. That shit hurt when you said that shit right there.

That shit hurt. Because I'm some truthbunny. Nah, I spent so much. That's why I'm laying down. We ain't talking about you. Fuck that guy. You're a good dad. Yo, this guy missed Shifty's birthday, yo.

Yeah. This guy missed Shifty's birthday. He's not spending time with his kid. Where was he? He was doing shows. I had to go be with my dead big kid. That's crazy. I'm like, I'm not going to be with my dead big kid.

I'm going to be with my dead big kid. I'm going to be with my dead big kid. I'm going to be with my dead big kid. I'm going to be with my dead big kid. I'm going to be with my dead big kid. I'm going to be with my dead missed Shifty's birthday. To not spend time with his kid. Where was he? He was doing shows. I had to go be with my dad to be with my kid. That's crazy. Ain't that crazy? Yo, sing him happy birthday right now, son.

By yourself. This is Shifty? Sing Shifty happy birthday. It's not his birthday. When's his birthday? Yo, this dumb motherfucker, it was a surprise party. And you know when the person's coming in for the surprise, you go, ah, surprise.

His motherfucker starts singing happy birthday and then the whole fucking table for some reason just starts singing happy birthday. And now we had to sing that shit like two, three times because of your dumb ass. Oh that happened before. That is the problem. I didn't know what to do in that moment.

Yeah, clearly. But I didn't want there to not be noise when he walked in. Yes, you go surprise. I forgot. You were surprised. I'll be honest with you. I'm just so mad that the rest of the table started singing. Can I? You know, yeah, I did, I did rally and crowd it out.

It was like a slow cut. Can I be honest with you? The hardest part of that whole evening was stopping the edit with Shifty around six so he could get to his own surprise birthday. Because we were editing up to around six and I'm like, oh, we could get this clip out if I push it, but we're going to miss about an hour.

But I peeled away at six, I'm like, oh, we could get this clip out if I push it, but we're gonna miss about an hour instead of it. But I peeled away at six, didn't I, Shifty? Okay. If he doesn't show up, what a good surprise. You know what I mean? And I'm just sitting there like, oh, I wonder what he's doing. That's probably a hard worker,

probably got important things to do. Show's going on sale, no big deal. Anyway, did you feel any guilt about missing a shift? Because I told everyone you missed it because of your child, which is a reasonable excuse. He also got drunk last week and just left his kid. Just one that hung out with his brother, got super drunk. Son, when are you gonna learn, bro?

When are you gonna fucking learn? You don't learn nothing, bro. You can't get drunk. Why? You have to go play paddle. I know you mean it. I think I played paddle the day the baby got back. There you go.

Because my wife was like, right now she's gonna sleep for like 12 hours at a time. I'll clock that sentence and say a word. You don't say. So, yeah, they sleep hella long. But going to party that your wife is gonna kill you for that one. I know she was upset

because I heard about it from my wife. There you go. Oh, I love this little train. I know Mark fucking up before Mark tells me to. My wife tells me immediately and I love it when Mark fuck up because I gang up on his ass so I look like the good husband. You gotta do that. I gang up on him.

What did you say? I make sure, like when you were at dinner, I made sure to talk to my wife about that shit. You're supposed to have my back. I make sure of it. It feels good. He's probably in church. I make sure, like when you were at dinner, I made sure to talk to my wife about that shit. I make sure of it, it feels good.

He's probably at church. That's what you're supposed to say. No, I say this, I say, baby, it was amazing that you came to dinner despite having a feed shy and just making sure Shifty really felt. I go, did you notice who wasn't there? I get all the points. I'm getting all the points.

Also, man, do you feel this way yet about being a dad? Yes. We ain't shit. I literally feel that. You don't feel that yet, to be honest. No, no, no, no, no. Let me get it out. I was a tree baby too.

But he was used to saying shit. Okay, okay. But like, okay, we've had this discussion about just being men in general. Like I feel like if I don't cheat and I pay For things everything else you need to be grateful for gravy. Yeah, it's like I am the greatest man that's ever existed Yes, if I don't cheat things, I'm gonna pay for things When he said it so matter of factly, I was like, wait, we all know it!

I saw it! I was like, I was the man that we told you about! No one died! No one died! You know, you had this bit, I still couldn't tell these people, it's from like 10 years ago! 12, 15 years ago, I remember you were on stage. I like how you add in years. Make sure Emma, no more old raps. 17 to 30 years ago, 12, 15 years ago. I remember you're on stage. I like how you're adding years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Make sure Emma, no more LLFs. 17 to 30 years ago. You all legit? Yeah, about 12 years ago probably, because I remember I lived with you at the time. And we're at a show together and you were in a relationship and you were like, hey, I know I'm not supposed to feel like this,

but you ever like, fellas, you ever, your girl be like, hey, can you take out the trash? And you don't say it, but in your head you're like, bitch, do you know how tired I am from not cheating on you all day? All day. All day. You're not fucking exhausted. You want me to carry out the trash where I've been carrying around all this not pussy on

my dick all day? Like that is, that is, that is, I think how we feel. But I think that's based on what we know about men. I can tell you were fighting because sometimes you just let it loose. Oh yeah. I can tell you were fighting. Because sometimes you just get off stage and you just let it loose. Oh yeah. I can tell. You never did it again. I was like, that's so good.

You know what's crazy about those sets is I'll get off stage and be like, man, I murdered that shit. I'll go listen to the set. I'll be like, I got some things I need to work on. Because I bombed this set, but it felt good to get it off my chest. That's okay, bro. Anywho. When you have a kid, uh,

they're like, I woke up last night when I got back from, two nights ago, got back from shows, baby cried, I got you, you've been taking care of this baby all weekend, I got you, I'm putting her back to sleep. The next night, baby cries again. Okay. My wife nudges me and she hits me with the, Hey, you are so good at getting a baby. She's going to punish me for being nice. So she goes, she goes, do you think you should try to get him to sleep again? And I. Son, son, son, she gonna punish me for being nice. So she goes, she goes,

do you think you should try to get him to sleep again? And I was like, oh my God, her to sleep again? I was like, oh my God. I go put her down. She wakes up a little bit later, I put her down again. But that is the exact concern I had. If I'm too good at putting her down, I'm gonna have to do it all the time.

See, we have a term for this. It's called strategic incompetence. My dad was perfect at it, good at putting her down, I'm gonna have to do it all the time. See, we have a term for this. It's called strategic incompetence. My dad was perfect in it and I thought that he had dementia! I thought it was dementia this whole time, it's not! You still think he has that? I think he's been making this up! I'm waiting for one day he just looks at me like, god damn it.

What did you just do? What was that? You'd be like, nothing. I don't know what I did. Okay, so this trick, okay, go on there. You empty the dishwasher and you put everything in the wrong place. The dishes go in the shower. And then she goes, you can't put dishes in the shower.

You go, oops, did I do that? He's told me about this shit years ago and I'm like, diabolical. And then she goes, let me just do it. And you go, I can do it. She goes, no, no, no, you can't do it. You go, what do you mean? And then she does it. Oh, it's brilliant.

Yeah. Sometimes these old dudes got it worked out. That's what I'm saying, bro. Can I? Okay. So, so real quick within this decision. Just manipulate your watch. This is crazy. Real quick, real quick, because I need some advice about this one. The next day I did three wake ups in a row.

So I haven't stopped calculating. Okay. That's five wake ups. Six wake ups at this point. That's, wait, wait, go on. One, then two, then three in a row. That's six. Oh, no, no, no. I just did three in a row. That's it. I just did three. That was good boy math.

I thought I did six, but now I'm knowing. Bring that up. He was trying to do some girl math. One, and then two, and then three. That's, come on. Okay. All right. So, I'm trying to like, you know, broach the subject in the least toxic way possible,

which is clearly just gaslighting her into thinking that she fucked up. Nice, okay. So when she woke me up to put the baby to sleep the second night, I said, she's like, can you do it? I said, fine. Okay.

I just say fine. Okay. So the next day I said, hey, by the way, you know, when I said fine yesterday, did that make you feel, you know, away or anything like that? And I'm looking for her to be like, no, I was just so grateful to you. Put the baby down three times in a row. What the fuck are you thinking? It says she hit me with, she hit me with she hit me with.

Yeah, I forgive you. You were probably tired. I said we are fighting this morning. Ding ding ding ding ding. Let's get ready to rock. No, I know. I apologize. This afternoon.

OK, I realized the wrongs in my ways this afternoon now. If he did a set at the Lantern though. Yeah. Yes, okay. If you were able to go to the Village Lantern though and get it off your chest and bomb for eight minutes, then think about how good everything would be. I shoulda known, because you texted us,

sorry boys, I'm on my way now, and I still was like, it don't take that long to walk over here. This has been like 20 minutes since I've had a nap. We had to have a nice recovery, you know, I had to take some accountability. You know, it was good. We had a good session. That shit is the worst, having to take accountability. I hate that shit. Because he came in kind of calm and stuff. If he didn't get it out before,

it would have been a different opener. Gonna get out on somebody. Uh, OK. I forgive you. He'd be like, yo, Netflix, I forgive you. Bam, I forgive you. Bam, it's fine. It's fine, man.

You had to do what you had to do, man. Bam. You had to do what you had to do. But the kid sleeps so much now that, like, I feel like there's nothing to do. I take him for walks. That's my thing. Yeah, you gotta get out of the house.

And I take pride and put him to sleep. Because anytime he starts crying, she's like, she's crying, I don't know what's going on. I go, give me this shit. I strapped him in my chest, I go for a walk. The second we go outside, he falls asleep. I think it's the fumes from the cars. And it just knocks him out.

And then we walk around for two hours. I go on the phone and I just talk to people go on Reddit, fucking Instagram, scroll around and then I come home. Yeah, that's fire. And it's great. And then she's like, wow, you're... What a great and I come home. Yeah, that's fire. And it's great. And then she's like, wow, you're... What a great excuse to ignore your wife

and have a kid. That's my point. You gotta get out the house, bro. You gotta get out the house. Yeah. And I tell her, I say, hey, right now, I feel like you're in a spot where it's waking him up. He can smell you, you know what I mean?

So you gotta let me go. Oh, you fucked up with him. Let me go to the restroom. Let me go to be out with my friends. You fucked up with him. With the kid. They love to do that. They love to act like, they love to act like they can't get them down because the baby with the kid. They love to do that. They love to act like they love to act like they

can't get them down because the baby smells the milk. Maybe you're not as nice as me. Did you think about that? Hey, did you think about that one? Maybe little baby crawls in daddy's arms and it's night night because I'm nice with it. No, he was really good yesterday. He was doing a little shit over your shoulders.

He just giggling, just laughing. Yeah. She's the sweetest. Emma's looking up like side eye and you're just. This motherfucker about to get my kid's head chopped off by a ceiling fan. Because I just do that from the baby on my shoulders. Listen, I do think it's important

that we have this Yankees Dodgers World Series. I do think it's important that we discuss. First of all, New York wins no matter what. The Dodgers are from New York. Brooklyn! That's true. So New York wins no matter what. Let's just call it what it is. But obviously we're going for the Yankees, not those sellouts that left, those pussies. Those turncoats that ran over to the West Coast when shit got rough. They should've just ran down to Miami.

That's what real New Yorkers do. But shit gets rough. And then you come back in five months with a nice tan ready to get after it. Okay, Yankees obviously taking this. I understand they got, what's the guy's name? The guy on the edge? Shohei.

Shohei Otani. I understand they got Shohei Otani. I don't know why I thought it was different. He's just a Japanese guy on the edge? Shohei. Shohei Otani. Right. I understand the guy, Shohei Otani. I don't know why I thought it was different. He's just a Japanese guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's a baseball. I think Dove. They got Yao Ming on the team too, right?

Yeah, they do. Yao Ming. They do. Fight it. They also have Aaron Judge. That's y'all, that's the Yankees. Yeah, I'm talking about the Yankees. Okay.

Oh. Yeah. Aaron Judge is not black. What? He's half, right? I don't think so. Hey, he's half black. I thought he was Obama.

I thought he was too, and then I saw his mom is white, and then I thought I saw the- That's usually how that goes. No, and then I thought I saw the dad as well, and then the dad looked white. Is he? Maybe that's the dad that stepped up. We got to look. Oh shit.

That's a shitty situation. He was adopted. He stepped up. Oh, he was adopted by... That's awesome. Dude, what a fuck... Speaking of home runs, imagine you adopt a kid and then he turns into a pro athlete. Wow.

That's the blind side, but like the real version, the pure version. You weren't doing it so that you would join an SEC football team. You were doing it because you actually really loved that kid. Oh, that's crazy. So according to this, he's biracial, but he was not told that he was adopted

until he was 11 years old. Wow. He just happened to be six, five and black. And I'm like, why do I feel like I look like my parents? I'm like, what? This is Clifford the Big Red Dog. and black and like why do I feel like I look like my This is Clifford the Big Red Dog it's like yeah you're a little different Aaron you know you're having to be six five and black Shout out Aaron, Judge. Yeah that's fire. And the Yankees Yankees we taking this shit. And Soto. In how many games? Dove doesn't want it, but in how many games?

I think we might sweep. I think it's a sweep, bro. Yeah, I think it's a sweep. I think six is a safe guess. You think the Doyers are gonna get some good show here? Have you seen Shohei this season? Huh? Have you seen Shohei this season?

Hell yeah, I've seen him this season. Oh, 50-50's crazy. You can only pitch one game, bro. So apparently 30-30's impressive, 40-40's unheard of, you have 50-50. 50 home runs, 50 stolen bases. 40-40 was like historic. And then he just went.

Yeah, have you seen him destroy Tokyo? That I think is way more impressive than getting 50 home runs. I saw that man trample on a building. That's why they call him the Dodgers, because Al tried to punch him on the subway. And he had to flee to LA, isn't that crazy? That is fucked up that you did that,

made the whole team go over. Oh, yeah. For the Yankees, I bring back Agent A, bro. We do have to bring it back for this series. We do have to, unfortunately, bring it back for this series. We apologize in advance. We're going to say some racist ass shit. But it's just until we sweep, y'all.

It's only until we win. When we win, then it's like, ah, I respect the sportsman. You've been going crazy, though. It's been too much. I mean, I'm getting ready. He called the bullpen an internment camp. No! That's crazy.

You can't tolerate that. No! He thinks I'm the one. That's so racist. That's crazy, this is off-air. Yeah, that is really racist. I'm too out. Damn.

Anyway, hopefully we'll think of some more jokes. But the point that I'm trying to make is, is right now, Stake is the leader in global betting in US social casinos, you can bet on top sports and political events and use the promo code flagrant for your welcome bonus. So just know that when you're betting on the World Series, obviously for the Yankees, not for the Ops,

not for the bad guys, okay, when you're betting for the Yankees, you know that the Yankees have no immigrants on our team? What? That's true. Hold on, let me say that again. We will be a shit team. Let me say that again. We would be a shit team. Let me say that again. Does you know the Yankees have no immigrants on our team? Yeah.

Hey you know where Trump just was in the barbershop in the Bronx? Where do the Yankees play? The Bronx. Exactly. The zoo maybe. Exactly. We might lose now. Osvaldo Cabrera. American born. Yeah. Juan Soto. No I don't think he's American born. Yeah. Juan Soto. No, I don't think he's American born. Really? Juan Soto. All these guys are naturalized Americans. Once you can throw at least 90 miles per hour with location, you become American. That I agree.

Everybody knows that about this country. We are an incredibly accepting country. Bring us your hungry, bring us your weak, bring us your left-handers, they can throw fast. This is in the bylaws. This is in the bylaws. So steak is the place where you're going to go put your money on the Yankees, the greatest baseball team in history. Or you could put it on the Doughyers if you want.

Yeah, and lose dozens of dollars. Hell yeah. If you want to. If you wanted to do that, you technically can over at stake, but you don't have to, you know? Just think about a certain harbor. Bro. Feels racial. What? Feels racial.

I'm talking about the Boston Tea Party when we threw the fucking. When the Yankees fucking stepped up. The Yankees stepped up. And dumped the tea in. Wow, that was good. Who loves tea more than Japanese people? Thank you, Mark.

Come on, guys. Why do you always jump to the worst, most racist part instead of the most historically accurate one? Yeah, exactly. It's fucked up if people do that. The Japanese always don't petite. They're like, no. Don't do it.

What? Tell them to do an accent, you racist motherfucker. Tell them about the gist basket. Tell them. This thing. If you do something on a stick, you get a gist basket. I need out of this one. Motherfucker tell me the gift basket tell them It's amazing gift basket Right now all right. We're back. I need to bring up something I think the best

Documentarian alive right now is a guy named Chris Smith He has he's the guy who did the Vince McMahon doc the time right now. There's a guy named Chris Smith. He has, he's the guy who did the Vince McMahon doc that's out right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did Fire, Jim and Andy. He did Tiger King. Tiger King. He did 100 foot wave, I don't know if you guys saw that, that one was fucking incredible.

100 foot wave is like. Attacular. So these guys are seeking to ride 100 foot wave, right? And they're these big wave surfers, they get towed in, you probably see it, and there's this wave in Portugal, Nazaré, I'm probably mispronouncing it, but essentially what happens is because of the way Nazaré Bay is created over millions of years, these two swells come together, they create these gigantic peaks, and you can surf the biggest waves in the world there. Anyway, this guy, okay, this is what's so impressive

about documentaries that are fantastic. You have to create a story that you cannot control. Yeah, you can control it to a certain extent, but you're using what people are telling you, right? You can't change their words. And I'm watching this Vince McMahon doc. And I went into it as someone who like, I watched wrestling when I was young,

but I wasn't like the biggest wrestling fan. Like I got caught up a little bit with The Rock or whatever. Like when I was younger, maybe Hogan and what is it? The Ultimate Warrior or whatever. Obviously I always loved The Undertaker. The Undertaker is just like iconic to me. It's almost like bigger than wrestling. But I'm watching this documentary and I first of all, one episode in, it's the best documentary on TV right now.

Please, everybody go watch this fucking thing. It's absolutely amazing. I wish I watched wrestling because it is such a beautiful distillation of whatever is happening in American culture at the time. Because it's a mirror on purpose, they're reflecting the trends that are happening and then showcasing them in a little bit more cartoonish way, obviously, through the wrestling. I always looked at it, I was like, is this like an athletic thing? Is this, yeah, people believe it's real, at least when I was younger, but then it's not or whatever.

It has nothing to do whether it's real or not. It's these storylines that they put together. And literally turning, there's this saying, everything is wrestling. I didn't even understand until I was watching this documentary. Doing the most, sometimes it's salacious, sometimes it is the most seductive, sometimes the most evil, sometimes it's the most heroic thing at the time.

And long-term thinking, you have to set up a WrestleMania months prior. And watching the way that they would reflect culture, understand what the people wanted, and knowing that if people are upset vocally, it's just as good as if they're happy. If they're cheering or booing, it's the same. Like soap operas for men. Yeah. Because you have to keep the story going. You have to keep them engaged. You have to have your peaks and your lows.

And Vince is willing to do anything. He is willing to do anything. I think I see. There's a great line in it where he says, somebody says about him, they're like, the only person that Vince has been loyal to his entire life is the business. He doesn't own the business. The business owns him. I compel you all to go watch this documentary. Give it one episode and tell me that you do not tee up that second one.

I know that you guys have seen it. I don't know if you've finished it yet. You finished it, you just first episode it. Okay, what are your takes so far? What are things you didn't know about wrestling? I've been looking for a doc like this for like two years. I was like Googling like wrestling docs and watching like wrestling docs on YouTube,

like that people put together. I didn't even realize that this was like in production. And then I love that it explains the history of wrestling and all the arcs. Like, it's not just about Vince, it's the entirety of WWF slash WWE through the viewpoint of the guy, the creator of it. Yeah. It kind of goes back to the adage, like, great men are hardly ever good men.

Because he is simultaneously both. He is like an absolute genius. And like, probably the greatest promoter of all time. Ever. And also like a true addict to like his proclivities and like he becomes the character. And he talks about that, about other, I don't wanna give up too much,

but like there's a moment where he talks about how sometimes other wrestlers will start to believe that they are the character. And. Not realizing that he became it. And what I thought was so good about this guy who does the doc, Chris Smith, is that you know how in wrestling, it's like the doc almost mirrors wrestling? In wrestling, there'll be these heels that sometimes will turn baby face or face, face

is a good guy, heel is a bad guy. He does that with the wrestlers in the dock. You're rooting for Vince. Wow. Then he's the heel, you're rooting against him. Then he switches and makes you... And I'm watching it, like, assessing my emotional connection to the different characters.

And you get honest shit in this. Like, Hulk Hogan admits to snitching on all the other wrestlers when they were trying to unionize against Vince. And he goes, yeah, I went and told Vince they were all trying to unionize. And then he later turns on Vince and sells him out, goes to WCW. And then comes back.

And Vince knows that's the best thing if he comes back. That was actually an interesting point. That Vince doesn't look betrayal in return as him giving in. He sees it as a power thing. That no matter what you say about me, you always come back. And that's so interesting, because I never saw it that way.

It's the ultimate victory. You came crawling back, whatever it is. That's the ultimate sign of power and dominance. And he looks at just what's good for business. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. One of the chicks sued him. They paid out and then they hired her back just because now she got ratings. Like, that is nuts.

I mean, the storylines with this family would hold a grudge. Like the fact that he's like, OK, I'm going to put my daughter in. She's now a wrestler and like she's a part of the storylines. And they're all calling her a slut. Thousands of people in this arena and then he looks over and just goes, bro, there's a guy. Perfect. Sorry, go alcohol. Piggybacking off that like I thought he was already off like you see it happening throughout the doc but when one of the storylines was he was going to say that he slept with his daughter, he impregnated her impregnated daughter for a storyline.

I'm like, yo, this guy's next level. Yeah, he's crazy. I loved it because I was a bit more of a wrestling guy. Like I probably had like maybe a five to ten year period where I was like in it. I had like a two year run. I was like really in it. And then when you said male soap opera, I remember I missed like two episodes and then I didn't care anymore. And I was like, oh, it's a then when you said Male Soap Opera, I remember I missed like two episodes and I didn't care anymore and I was like,

oh, it's a Male Soap Opera. I'm good. But the way they tell, and my brother when he broke down the Cody Roads, getting the belt from Roman Reigns, it was like a multi-year arc. And then it paid off in a way that everybody was so fucking thrilled about.

It's like, wow, that is, I mean, perfect storytelling. Perfect. And like having Undertaker undefeated for every WrestleMania and then the first time he lost, that was like traumatic. That was like, I can't believe what's happening right now. Oh, you remember going through that line. Like that was nuts. I'm like, no, this can't happen. Like I was flustered. I'm like, that shit works. They're good. He's good.

He understands how to evoke that emotion and reflect what the people are feeling like when he becomes the big bad billionaire owner It's at a time when American workers were really starting to resent these successful people Who are holding them down and they didn't feel the confidence in the American dream that they might have felt a decade prior. A decade prior, they might've felt, maybe I could be fucking Hulk Hogan, I can go out there, rip my shirt off. Like, I wonder if there's some of this that reflects American economy and opportunity. But like, to be able to understand that and go,

oh, they hate me because I'm the boss that makes these horrible decisions and I don't care about the working man. Or the people that love Stone Cold. I didn't realize this. Because he was the rejection of the authority Stone Cold. I didn't realize. Because he was the rejection of the authority. Yeah, I didn't realize this.

Growing up, everyone had awesome 316, like bumper stickers and shirts. You just see it everywhere, like where I grew up in Florida. And now that I'm understanding what he represented, I get it so much more. If I'm not mistaken, it was around the period where it was like the 1% and 99% they were doing all those march rallies. Those protests or whatever?

Yeah, so it's like he, like you said, this is going on in reality and he just amplifies it. And he didn't mind being the absolute boogie man. He's like, I'll take it. He, I will take the heat. You can hate me all you fucking want. And most people can't check that ego. Someone even said this to us about fighters

entering the ring. Like it's very hard for a fighter to be a heel. Something I've always credited Jake about. Oh, Jale might've said this. Jale's probably, he's like, these fighters come to the ring, like it's very hard for a fighter to be a heel. Something I've always credited Jake about. Oh, Jail might have said this. Jail's probably, he's like, these fighters come to the ring and we want to be cheered. It's hard to be booed. But if you are booed like crazy, you can make crazy money. But it is emotionally too much weight for the fighter to hold.

I think that's something that you got to give Jake credit for. Like, he can be hated. It's a superpower Yeah, that was an interesting moment seeing how the Rock turned his entry into like praise Like by ultimately addressing and sort of confronting the ridicule in the booze Like it's just a good lesson like yeah, they're getting he's getting shoved down the throat to the fans They hate it They hate that he's some legacy guy that everything was given to him. Because it looks like nepotism. Exactly.

It looks like it's handed to him. And then he acknowledges it and calls it a respect thing and then kind of turns heel. Shut your candy ass up. Yeah. And they like it. They love the fact. And they love it.

It's just such a good lesson. Like, oh, if you're in that position, you can look at wrestling as kind of a template for how to deal with the criticism. You can look at wrestling for a template for entertainment in general. And some people just end up at it as wrestling for a template for entertainment in general. And some people just end up doing it authentically. Like, it is so pure to them.

I think, like, the fighting version of Stone Cold, this is gonna seem a little bit derivative, but like, a Nate Diaz. I do whatever I want. I'm gonna, you know, I'm gonna also Nate and Shaub are beefing right now, which is wild to see if that turns out. Yeah, but like, but I mean, imagine they actually fight. Shaub is a big boy.

Fuck. Yeah, that's, yeah. But this idea that like Nate has always been beloved because he's always been rebellious. I do what I want. I'll smoke fucking weed. Fuck you. I'm going out there.

I'm choking you out. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, and he hasn't presented to us as some Multi-billionaire who's made all this money fighting and now we resent his life in his success. Yeah anyway, I Would go watch this there's there's one question Sorry, did he become the character or was he always a character? And we're being a little sympathetic saying he's become. I think he becomes a character. I thought about this.

I think what happens is, I think what happens is like the character is always like a part of you. And it might be like a quiet part of your personality that you can tap into. And then the positive reinforcement gives you more confidence in leaning into that part of you.

I think even just that question is more profound than you know, because he modeled the character after his father. Oof. So was it an inevitability that he would just always end up like his father? And him creating that character, was that just a faster pipeline to becoming that or is that ultimately why he did it?

Because he became the character that he modeled after his dad. Also like crazy. I see a lot of similarities with Trump. Like he has a son that's always just wanted love from him that he never give love. Yeah. Like just a lot of similar things.

Yeah, I saw that part in the beginning. Yeah, his dad just, he's just getting the shit beaten out of him every day. By his stepdad and his dad never acknowledges it. Just kind of pats him on the back when he meets him. Hey buddy. I mean, there's, I mean, yeah, there's some awesome moments where like his, yeah, you gotta watch it. It is.

And wrestling fans are listening to this being like, duh. Yeah, we understand that we're late and I want to talk to some wrestlers actually about this. Like there's a guy on it, Cody Rhodes, that you see in it. And you had spoken, you did this great breakdown of what his arc had been. But he's really fascinating because his father was also a wrestler, but he seems to have this... It's almost like a bird's eye view of it all.

He's almost kind of fluent in wrestling because he grew up in it just like Vince did. Like, Vince's dad was a bird's eye view of it all. Like he's almost kind of like fluent in wrestling because he grew up in it just like Vince did. Like Vince's dad was a promoter. I had no fucking clue. He took over the business. He bought it. He bought his dad out. Oh wow.

So knowing that kind of like, oh this is how it works. This is the business. How do you succeed within the business? Like I want to know what the fuck Cody did politically to sell Vince on him winning. That's also like, you gotta know on the come up, what do I need to do in order to get that belt? I need the fans to either not want me to have it at all

or be really rooting for me. Because Vince's decision ain't about, oh, I like him, he's sweet, he's talented. It's what does that fucking audience want? Yeah. Or what would they hate the most? Yeah. Done. Hucking. He hooked his daughter up with Triple H. That was just supposed to be a storyline. And that became real life. Like kind of forced the marriage because they needed a marriage storyline for the

show. Wow. It's crazy. It's really crazy. And a great thing about this doc is that they started it before the shit came out about Vince. And then the last two episodes, it's after the shit that came out about Vince. And so it's like, wow, you see all the stuff that people were saying like, no, he's like everybody, except Vince, was saying, no, that's kind of him.

Vince is in denial. And then you hear all the stuff that happens, like, oh, no, that's kind of him. He, Vince is in denial. And then you hear all the stuff that happens like, oh shit, that really wasn't. Also credit the wrestlers on it. They are brutally honest. Yeah, and so good. I mean, you get why they're the greatest. You see why Vince was like, yeah, you're going to run the ring.

Every one of them is cutting a promo while they're talking. It's not like some awkward, nervous person in a documentary. Like, oh my God, what will the world say? Would I have to? They are soaking it up. Yeah. cutting a promo while they're talking. It's not like some awkward nervous person in a documentary. Like, oh my God, what will the world say? Would I have to? They are soaking it up. Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect.

Yeah, so we gotta talk to, I mean. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta talk. We need Stone Cold. Yeah, Stone Cold. Because I was watching the show, I was like, oh yeah, this would have been my favorite guy. Yeah. 100%.

He was awesome. He just, he's so cool. Stone Cold on the Rock. Coming out, spinning the beer. He's so sick. He's such a run. You know what's funny is that my folks had a small business. They taught dance lessons. But I think that that frames your view

of the world a little bit, where it's like, I didn't care for Stone Cold rebelling against the business owner. You know what I mean? So I was like, oh, I guess he's like a Texas guy drinking the beers and do like, but it wasn't to me like the most rebellious thing. Yeah.

I didn't empathize with that. Dude, what's weird is this is like the, my brother watched like a WrestleMania on tape and it was one I think they decided to turn Stone Cold Face. Yeah. And so the thing that got, it was like a submission match and that guy, Bret the Hitman Hart, who had like never lost a submission match, whatever.

So Stone Cold is like bleeding, he must cut his head open, he's bleeding, refuses to quit, refuses to quit. And that's when people are like, oh, I fucking love that guy. So they make it about, not even him rebelling, that makes you like him. He refuses to fucking give up, he refuses to surrender.

I love that. And then all this other stuff is awesome too. Now I love all the other stuff, because I get that guy at his heart. It's like a love all the other stuff because I get that guy at his heart. It's like a save the cat moment. Yeah. Where like at that guy at his heart, he's a guy who will never quit.

He will never give in. He's a fighter. And I want to be that guy. And I want to be that guy. There's, I mean, just, there's these moments where he has this line he talks about. He goes, he talks about the belt.

He goes, they don't, the belt isn't theirs, meaning the champion. It's my belt. And sometimes the champions don't want to give up the belt. So he needs to devise situations where, unbeknownst to them, they lose that fucking belt because it's not theirs. But he can't just strip them because then the audience will be furious.

You gotta watch this thing. I also love seeing Vince's failures. I think that's like really helpful. XFL. Like see, like this restaurant and Times Square, like all these different ventures that he does that don't work and he's like, yeah, it's fine. Just wait until the next day. I'm moving on to the next thing. By the time this thing is going, I don't even know if it worked or not. I'm just moving on. Like he's just so locked in on the process and loves the process. He does not dwell on any failure. I mean, there's a whole episode where WCW comes out

and this guy, Eric Bischoff is the guy who runs it and it starts to dominate. Yeah, I remember that. And then you go- 83 weeks. Yeah. 83 weeks. Yeah. And it's like, they talk about what's going on and you start to really sympathize and empathize for Vince.

Like what the fuck is going on? And the adjustments that WCW made to be successful, the adjustments that, um, WWE made, like Vince, I mean, even says he's like, this is a talent driven business. And he's still trying to find talent. He's still trying to find it. It's like, where is the, like he's still curious. And then all of a sudden, lightning strikes, stone cold. Yeah. The rock. John Cena, John Cena. Yeah. Like,

yeah. But anyway, masterful storytelling and the most brutally honest, like these wrestlers, I think outside of the Undertaker, it almost felt like none of them were, uh, you know, sometimes people like won't speak because they feel guilty talking about a friend or something like that. Did you get that sense from anybody on the fucking panel? Triple A is his son-in-law. And he's like, being honest,

like yeah, Vince is this way, he's that way. Like just being real, it's awesome. But I wonder. And imagine, that's probably them holding back. Isn't that crazy? That's probably them holding back. That's probably them holding back a little bit. So that motherfucker was psycho. Doing crazy shit. But then you hear about him paying for people's chemo for their wives

and being a father figure to da da da and making everyone money. And you're like, I kind of like this guy. They're like, anyway, watch it. I want to talk to this Cody Rhodes guy. He's he's interesting. That would be fucking far. Cody, get on the pod. Cody, we need you on the pod to explain wrestling

to us idiots. And show us some work, bro. I'm gonna try and get chokeslammed through a table. Oh, okay. What do you mean? I know what you mean. You mean that like sexual. Yeah, that was-

What, you guys don't know wrestling? That's what they call it, it's a work. I don't think they do that. I don't think they call it that. Yeah, it's a work. Yeah. You guys don't know wrestling? I feel like I'm talking about like fucking pleading.

Like you guys don't, you follow it? Sounds like you're gonna get fucked in your ass. Exactly. Yeah, no, it's a work. Yeah, I think Diddy called it that too. Take me home, split my cheese to the bone. No. Anyway, yeah, we gotta get our wrestling shit up.

Also, yeah, asshole army, if there's any other people you think that have like really good takes on this specific documentary, let us know, because I wanna talk to them too. What else we got, my boys? 14 days left, guys, we swayed the election. Sorry. Yeah.

You know, it is what it is. Fucking Alex. Which way do we sway it? I don't know. You'll never know. I think we'll find out soon. Yeah. What do you guys think? I know, dude, I keep, again, I keep seeing like people say if you look at the electoral map, she's not, she's gonna win. Trump's not gonna win. He, she's gonna run away with it. I think F.A. or Cassetta

sent us a link and it all kind of makes sense. Oh yeah, F.A. sent us a link of a guy saying like he broke it down. Yeah. But it seems like the energy's completely with Trump. Cuban hit me up and he's like, young dudes don't get out there and vote, she's gonna win easily. But then you see the energy online and you're like, whoa, there's been a resurgence. And he's had some good moments this week,

like the McDonald's shit was, that shit was great. I mean, great. I was initially- Why was that great? Just the visual of a president serving fries and McDonald's and also like anything he does, he reacts purely to. You know how like, one of the great things about standup is like you can give, you can act,

hopefully you do it authentically and if you can give, you can act, hopefully you do it authentically. And if you can't, you can try your best to recreate that authenticity with how you would react in the moment to these stories that you're telling or these things. Right? Yeah. Very few people react in the moment to stuff how they feel because there's a concern or the cost of it. And I think the reason why Trump is so entertaining is because he is genuinely reacting in the

moment to how he feels every single time he approaches stimulus. So when he did that roast thing, if the joke was bad, he's like, that was a nasty joke. He's not going, oh, if it bombs, I'm going to say this. He is reacting in the moment. He's in the middle of a setup, someone interrupts him and he addresses it. And he's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back in the moment. He's in the middle of a setup, someone interrupts him and he addresses it. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, back to the joke. Like he's like completely aware

of everything that's happening at all times. Yeah, and yeah, so it's like, you can't not watch. And then when you see somebody who's trying to like orchestrate the perfect version of an interview, it comes across a little bit authentic or just boring. Yeah. Okay. Now that can be horrible

because you can say horrible things, because some of us have horrible reactions to shit. This podcast is an example of it. We constantly react in the moment to things and then go, whoa, that was a little wild. And he also reacted to things in the moment a little wild. Yeah. Yeah. Haiti's a shit whole country.

Boom. Like, all right, well, that's a little crazy to say. I mean, it's a very authentic reaction. You nailed it. But it is a little crazy for a president to say that. Jesus Christ. It's authentic. Jesus.

It's not right, but you can feel it. But it's how he felt. So why is this good? To me, this is like stage bullshit. But watching him in the environment. So I didn't like that they shut down the McDonald's. First of all, this is crazy. This is where my wife grew up.

I've been to that, like the shopping center where this McDonald's is Feast reveal. Yeah, it's like five minutes from her dad's house. But uh, they shut it down Which I was initially critical of but then Effie brought up a good point Which is as many assassination attempts of there as there have been you can't have just a fucking open drive-through in anybody Yeah, okay in Philly made complete. Yeah Yeah, yeah, there's no way. Okay In Philly? We may complete some.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's no way. Okay. I think they shut down whole golf courses for any president to golf ever. Like you'll lose your key time. Bro, JD Vance.

We were doing shows in Cincinnati this weekend and JD Vance was in town cause he lives over there and they shut down the whole highway for JD Vance. We're not even talking about the guy who they're actually trying to kill. Yeah. So shutting down the McDonald's is not that crazy idea.

Okay, let's just see the reaction. They ask him what his favorite thing on the menu is. Yeah. Mr. Krab, what's your favorite thing to order on McDonald's? I like it all. I like every ounce of it. Everything. But I do like the french fries who I'll be working.

Look at him. He's just a cartoon character. Everything he does is funny. I'll be working Perfect looking person. That is crazy. Hi mom. Good luck to you. Thank you very much. Yeah, no compliments for the mom at all. None.

I think he's tired. I think he's kind of tired and just doesn't give a shit anymore. Yo, keep going. That's kind of my feeling. Keep going. And it's more attractive. it's gonna work better for not giving a shit about the most important job in the world Yeah, I think he's kind of tired I think he's old and it's been a lot and it's been a long time that he's been fighting his ego is so tied Up into it that he feels like he has to keep going but there's a little part of him

That's like I just want to golf with my granddaughter. I don't feel like fighting every single day I don't like answering the same stupid questions every single day. But if he doesn't win, then he might face legal troubles in the last 10, 15 years of his life and that's gonna suck. Now you're talking. But I'm saying that would be shitty for him.

So he's like, okay, I've win. I can kind of ameliorate some of those problems. I lose and my ego takes a hit, but I can just go golf. I also think he does wanna win. Yeah, cause he's a winner. He has a winner mentality.. I also think he does want to win. Yeah, because he's a winner. He has a winner mentality.

But I think that he's just bored of the process. So he's at the point where he's said he's done so many interviews, and they ask him the same thing every single time, and it's so predictable that he's just like, can we have some fun? Can I just serve some fries at a McDonald's? And that makes sense. Yeah.

Can we just listen to some music on stage, bring some other people on stage, let's like have them talk and we'll chop it up about them. The Al Smith dinner, he's like palling it up with Chuck Schumer, who's supposed to be his mortal enemy. He's not literally like, I think they've been friends for decades, but Chuck is like the leader of the Democratic Party, right? And he's palling up, he's like, he's a good guy, I shouldn't say it. I gavebies, I like, he's a good guy, I shouldn't say it. Hey, I gave him his first check, he's a good guy. I should never say this, but I like this guy. I would say that he had a few glasses of wine

if I didn't know that he doesn't drink. It was that kind of looseness about being president is just rare, you know? So this is, he did it. I can see it, I can see it. He did it because Kamala said that she worked at McDonald's. And he just flat out was like, I don't believe you. He's like, I'm gonna work at McDonald's longer

than you say you did. Yeah. You actually have worked at McDonald's now. Now I have worked at McDonald's. I've now worked for 15 minutes more than Kamala. So. I just never work here. Why would she lie about something like that

Why would she lie about Anyway, he's got some others you want to watch Kamala was Skipping the Al Smith inner. I'd really hope that you would come because we can't get enough of hearing her beautiful laugh. She laughs like crazy. We would recognize it any place in this room and all polls are indicating I'm leading big with the Catholic vote as I should be, as I should be.

But I don't think Kamala has given up yet. She hasn't instead of attending tonight She's in michigan receiving communion from gretchen whitmer. Why is that funny? I don't get that I don't really get it. I thought I thought it was gonna be like her laugh is she sounds like a fucking devil or whatever like a witch laugh or something. That's what no gretchen whitmer is the uh, governor of uh Schumer is here governor of michigan Whitmer is the governor of... Chuck Schumer is here. Governor of Michigan?

Is she the governor? Senator? I thought governor, but... Big Gretch. They tried to kidnap her. Governor, I think a Democrat. Got it. This is the Chuck Schumer one.

Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. This day looks glum, it looks glum. It's the looks to them. It looks to them. But look on the bright side Chuck, considering how woke your party has become. If Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president. Tasha's crazy. She's called you a bitch right to your face. Crazy. I love that they do this. I'm actually bummed Kamala didn't do it.

Yeah. I was always bummed when the- Trump didn't go to the White House Correspondents. Yeah, it's just such a great tradition. Obviously we're biased because we're comedians, but to see the most powerful people in your country get humbled publicly, it's a pretty awesome tradition. Yeah. But I'm, you know, they're running and I think she wants to use every minute to try to be

like foot on the ground talking with the people. Yeah, I get the decision, but also this has been historic. Like people have gone and done this, the people running for president have gone and done this year. I feel like this gets seen by so many people. If you do a good job here. Obama, I remember having some bangers in his and it's like, yeah, this gets seen by millions and millions of people.

Yeah, but I guess they're being really targeted. I agree with you. I would go for what everybody's going to end up seeing, but I think their strategy is we need 5,000 people in this district of Wisconsin to come out. And if I go to that target and speak at that target, then maybe they will. Also, allegedly she was pissed that her campaign manager said not to go.

Yeah. Oh, really? This is like behind the scenes. I don't know if any of this is true. This is just like insider leaks or whatever. That her campaign manager was like, yeah, don't go to that instead. Go to this other thing because it'll

be more beneficial, yada yada. And she like freaked out and flipped out on the campaign manager. It was like, if I lose't go to that instead, go to this other thing because it'll be more beneficial, yada yada. And she like freaked out, flipped out on the campaign manager, was like, if I lose this election, it's your fucking fault. And like went off. And so apparently- That's fire.

Apparently that's what happened. But I think this might be the funniest Trump thing is when he talked about Arnold Palmer. No, this is great. Awesome. This is at a rally. He's just talking about vote for Trump. But Arnold Palmer was all man.

And I say that in all due respect to women and I love women but this guy This is a guy that was all man His man was strong and tough and I refused to say it but when He took showers with the other pros, they came out of there. They said, Oh my God, watch him. Watch him.

That's unbelievable. I had to say it. It sucks. It sucks. Even he realized. I had never seen the video. I only heard the audio. Bro.

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We want you to use this irresponsibly. Let's get back to the show. Well the cow shit What's your favorite animal this happened? What's your favorite animal? This happened just the other day. This shit is on the... Oh, I see. ...from Massachusetts. And who wants to know about your favorite animal? Let's watch.

Mr. President, my name is Briar. I'm 6 years old. I live on a farm in Massachusetts. What's your favorite farm animal? Favorite farm animal? What's the animal? What does this guy grow for the city? I'll tell you what I love. I love cows.

But if we go with Kamala, you won't have any cows anymore. Because you're not allowed. I don't want to ruin this kid's day. But I love cows. I think they're so cute and so beautiful. But according to Kamala, who's a radical left lunatic, you will not have any cows anymore. To a six-year-old?

What? You like cows, yes. Kill these guys. That's what you want? That's incredible. How is that incredible? To a six-year-old. You gotta look at it ten years from now.

I love his answer. I gotta be honest with you. I really admired the answer. Stop eating Big Macs though. Yeah, but he's saying that Kamala would get it. I'm like, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I gotta be honest with you. I really admired the answer. Stop eating Big Macs though. Yeah, but he's saying that Kamal would get rid of the cows, like kill them all and not bring them back. That's why I wouldn't vote for it. Methane gas, like cow farts affect the ozone layer more than... At least you try to reach for it. To try to make sense of that bullshit.

That is great. This was a talking point that people would use when they were trying to outlaw gas cars or something like that. They're like, if we outlaw cars because of the carbon footprint, let's outlaw cows, because their farts cause more methane to get released. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So he's just smart, Al, God. Oh yeah, I'm sure that's what he was saying.

And then Kamala had the Glock moment, that was funny. What was the Glock one? This sounds awesome. Did you not see this? Oh, this is the Oprah one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but this is old. Yeah, she hasn't had as many bangers lately.

She had one, but then they kind of reframed it. Somebody said something in the audience and she's like, yeah Yeah, if you have it Selected three members of the United States Supreme Court With the intention that they would undo the protections of Roe v. Wade and they did as he intended Oh you guys are at the wrong rally now she's gassed up she got in the chain and timing I think you've met to go to the smaller one down the street. Bang. Bang. See, that's good. Good timing.

That's good. Waiting for it too? Yeah, no. It's crazy how that got reframed by the right. So the right reframed it as they said, Jesus is king or something like that. Christ is king. Christ is king.

When they just said lies. So saying it, that's interesting, cause I saw it initially, saw the reframing by when it was advanced or something, and then believed the reframing. Jesus. Come on.

Yeah. Is King. Is King. Yeah. But the line is fantastic. You get to do the same dig that really hurt him the last time. You look witty, you look quick, you look poised.

She looks fun. She has that big smile after she said the first part because she knows she got it locked up. She's like, oh, I got it. She looks fun. And Americans like that. We gotta stop pretending we're different than who we are. We like entertainment, we like rebellion.

We like authenticity. Yes, so you gotta give us authenticity, rebellion. Like authenticity. Yes. So you got to give us authenticity, rebellion and entertainment. If anybody looks like they're toeing the company line, we roll our fucking eyes. It is our worst nightmare. Like it's Japan, like being a, what is it called? A salary man is like a thing of honor.

In America, being an entrepreneur is something that we're looking forward. It's something that we wish we could be. It's a country that's built on defiance. The entire identity of this country is rebelling against whatever we were ruled by before. Whatever oppressive regime you came from, whatever, whoever colonized you,

whatever it is, it is defy, defy, defy. And when we see that in our leaders, we like it. When we see it in Elon, we like it. When we saw it in Mark Cuban, we liked it. Mark Cuban was causing crazy fucking stress in the NBA and we liked it. Elon, we like it. When we saw it in Mark Cuban, we liked it. Mark Cuban was causing crazy fucking stress in the NBA and we liked it. Players were even like, I wanna play for that guy over there. He's shaking shit up.

We enjoy it. More of that from Kamala over the next 12 days. If possible. But if it's not who you are authentically. Play is weird. I think she can do it. That's why I think it was a miss to not go to the roast thing.

Like, show them this. Go to the roast. I think she got to do, and I said this to Charlamagne, we're talking brilliant, it's like, another talk with Charlamagne, I think Charlamagne brings the best side, I'm biased, but brings the best side of her out, in my personal opinion, like, cause he'll push.

Yeah, he's going. Like, he pushes. That Fox News interview. The Fox thing. I think she did really well on that. Yeah. Yeah, like he pushes that Fox News interview. The Fox thing. But I think she did really well on that. Yeah. Yeah. With Brett. Brett Baer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really good. Yeah. I think she handled herself well.

Yeah. Yeah, she needs stress. She was forced to show herself, like be herself. It wasn't just queued up, prepared answers. It was like, oh, shit, I'm on defense, so I have to fight back. And that's when her authentic self came out. Or what I think is her authentic self. Yeah, I just feel like, and I say this with,

this is pure feelings, no facts, but I just feel like the Republican Party is a star-based party, and the Democrat Party is an institution-based party. Meaning, Trump had so much star power that he took over the party and the party just fell in line. They're like, okay, we're gonna go along with whatever star.

It's like, you are our leader, you're our dictator, you're whatever it is, we're following you. And I think the Democrats are like, the party is the star. And we will place different people in to be the figurehead for the party, but the party the star and if you're like fucking Bernie you try to go a little bit outside of the party and do your Own thing we'll remind you very quickly that the party is the star I guess yeah, but Obama had star quality had star power, but he still operated within the party And he's still to this day operating within the party. He's doing what is best for the party

Republicans would hey we'll fall in line with Trump. He's not going to say what Republicans want a lot of times. Remember how much they hated him when he first ran in 2016 in the primary? None of them liked him. They didn't really want to win this time. And as soon as he wins, whatever he says, let's go. But Obamacare was like ultra progressive at the time. And they all fell in line because it was actually Democrats yeah it was causing Democrats to lose a lot of elections because they passed Obamacare so that was him like pushing the envelope and they all fell in line. Fair, fair. I'm not saying Obama's not a star because he is a fucking superstar they just got lucky that they got a superstar that was

willing to be part of the party and I think that that is like the culture of the Democratic Party like AOC was blabbering non-stop the party and I think that that is like the culture of the Democratic Party. Like AOC was blabbering non-stop. The party said, hey can you just tone it down a little bit? You don't hear every once in a while maybe some Gaza thing that she talks about. But this girl was like every day hammering the fucking tweets, engaging with everybody and she is silenced. My assumption is they told her how things work and they might have promised her something. And they got the lever in place in the primary. If they don't want you to win, the superdelegates is all that really matters.

And that's how you keep everyone in line. If you're running as a Democrat and you know you cannot go against the machine, at a very early stage in your political career, you start realizing, okay, well, I need to work with the machine. Now in 2016, Trump was anti-machine. I'm not taking your money. I'm going to fund my the machine. Now, in 2016, Trump was anti-machine. I'm not taking your money. I'ma fund my own shit. So he was able to just buck the machine.

Yeah, yeah. Now who else was? But also there's no super delegates in that primary. So if he wins the primary, he wins. Bernie should have probably won in 2016, but they just had it like, now this Hillary's the horse they were picking. That's what it is.

All the super delegates are there. Good luck. And he's admitted so. Yeah, yeah. So it's like. He the superdelegates are there. Good luck. And he's admitted so. Yeah. So it's like. He said it on Theo's podcast. It's crazy. Low key I feel like AOC is just like waiting by the side.

Like she's going to go for presidency one day. Nothing makes me more confident that she will do that than the fact that she barely tweets anymore. She's going, hey, I actually want to take this serious, and I think I can actually do it, and I'm going to prove to you guys that I can kind of play ball. She'll be good into debates and shit too.

She'll like, she'll have her moments. I don't, I'm not the biggest fan, but she'll be good. She'll be good as a candidate. But it's just interesting to see how politics really works. And we know, we're just scratching the surface. We don't really know the inner workings, right? But to see like how a party, if you become part of the party, how you need to operate within that party, you can be a complete outsider if you're enough of a superstar in the Republican Party and they will get behind whatever the

fuck you say. Like, yeah, it's kind of wild. Trump lost that election and Republicans won't even admit that. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking nuts. And the second nut, he no longer has power of the Republican party. If whoever has power says Trump lost the election, all those people would say, guys, he lost the election. Like, can we just move forward? But they want a, as weird as it is, in a democracy,

it's almost like the party wants a dictator. Because directly after January 6th, a lot of Republicans were denouncing Trump. Ah, they even got a lot. They thought it was like over for him. And so they started turning on him and then were like, oh, shit, he still has following up. Let me switch that up real quick. I wonder if it's like just the nature of conservative,

conservatism versus progressivism. Talk to me. Like, if you are a progressive and you exist within a progressive, like party, your job is to then outlie policy. And so you have to push policy forward. Whereas if you're a conservative, you can just be like, let's just keep this shit the same. So as a result, it sort of like uplifts, like sort of like demagogues, like people that have like this cult of personality, whereas the policy people have to be more policy focused. And so it necessitates less of a personality driven party. Interesting. I don't know. But like that's just, I wonder if that's the,

I wonder if that like contributes to it. But I don't know if that exists like around, I mean, it kind of does. I feel like in Argentina, the right-wing faction is much more personality-driven, and then the liberal faction is much more policy-driven. Right-wing fashion in Argentina right now is Malay. Yeah. And again, there's obviously policy, not to say it's not policy,

but the policy is generally like, hey, let's just kind of keep shit more or less how it is. Yeah. Well, it seems like he's switching it up, Malay. Well, trying to go back to the way things were, I guess. Make Argentina great again. Yeah. I don't know. This is just my view.

Yeah. I like that. Yeah. There's something interesting with that. But yeah, I think that's definitely true, though. I think conservatives like a strong figurehead, which is why you see a lot of them being like, you know, Putin is fucking awesome. And you're like, wait, what? And you're like, yeah, he's see a lot of them being like, yo, Putin is fucking awesome. And you're like, wait, what?

And you're like, yeah, he's just a beast. He's manly. It's less policy. They don't know what any of his policy is. They're just like, yeah, he's a cool guy. Whereas I think liberals are more like, what are the facts and what's the data? And that's why I guess lost on so many people. Or they're like, well, technically this year the energy emissions have been this

amount and everyone's like, well, what the fuck are you talking about? But I think people that are into policy are like, no, that actually makes way more sense. And why are liberals more concerned about that? I don't know. I think Jonathan Hyde has researched where he's like, some people are just like, have an aptitude for change and progress and other people have an aptitude

where they're resistant to change. And like, he literally just defines it as like, there's genetic traits that split generally 50-50 and they kind of shift during culture. I mean, he wrote about it in one of his books, I forget which one. But that's what he says. That is interesting, because I always wonder,

I'm like, why are people so like, they push back when they hear someone's a progressive? And I'm like, don't you want to progress? Don't you want to try to improve on things? I think the word progress or progressive or tolerance or accepting has different definitions for different people.

So I think we all want progress to a certain extent, but progress to some people might be in like shooting kids up with gender affirming hormones without the permission of the parents. But they might, with their best intentions, be like, we need to help these kids. I think it might be pure altruism. There might be some special interest groups

that no longer can make money off of gay rights, so they have to find another thing to make money off of. And that's another thing that I don't think people talk about is like, if you're like a special interest group and you built your company and it's lobbying to get rights for black people or gay people, once they have rights, you don't take the company and dissolve it. You have employees.

You need to find another cause. And that's why the Republicans fucked up with Roe v. Wade because all those anti-abortion lobbies liked raising money against Roe v. Wade. Now, what do they have to do? We gotta come federally. We gotta ban it federally, we gotta come for IVF. We gotta, it was actually perfect before,

because if we're talking about the greedy people who are trying to make money off these causes, not the people, exactly. They have the boogeyman, they get to push back against the boogeyman. They got rid of the boogeyman, now they're like, what else can we do? Now we gotta create a shitty-er boogeyman, they get to push back against the boogeyman. They got rid of the boogeyman, now they're like, what else can we take? Now we gotta create a shitty-er boogeyman.

Yeah. IVF facilities. Yeah. Get rid of them. Which most moderate people are like, what the fuck? Yeah. So there are people who are genuine and authentic about these causes, and they really want to expand rights and tolerance for trans people.

And there are people who are no longer raising money on gay rights, and they're like, well, we gotta find someone else to fucking raise money on this is what I do for a living I can't let that salary go away Yeah, yeah theoretically like an ACLU which is I can't you I imagine worth hundreds of millions or whatever They in the 60s if they're formed there's plenty of real black people have equal rights at all Faster than 2024 for the most part people have rights There is for sure systemic things, whatever, whatever, and we can kind of fight against that, but it's not really, eh, oh, trans issues,

oh, these issues, oh, those issues, and then you just keep finding new boogiemen. I wonder if this is like a function of higher education too. Like, you're part of these institutions, and as an educator at these institutions, you're also, you're also writing thesises. Yeah. Right?

And you're just kind of waxing poetic on these ideas. You're not going, hey, this is the 100% fact, but what if privilege is intersectional and all these things could affect it, yada, yada, yada. And these ideas that are meant to be more, I don't want to say hyperbolic, but meant to be more almost like frivolous. It's just food for thought. Like we're just throwing these, bouncing these things around. They get taken very seriously by a group of people who are still seeking out identity and understanding like what their beliefs in the world are. Like you're so malleable in college. I fucking sent some money to Joseph Kony 2012.

Anything that seems like someone's victimized and you wanna help them, you're there for it. He was 29 at the time. 28. 30 or so. Imagine I was 18. I probably woulda given the money to Kony himself. Which one did you give money to?

I don't know, to this day. I know I got my poster. You said 2012, is there some quick math? No, I don't know? I don't know to this day. I know I got my poster. You said 2012, I just did some quick math. No, I don't know. I don't know, buddy. He's promoting shows and also donating to the country. 2002. I was back home, I know now.

I was back home. Fuck, I wasn't even college. Shit. Damn. We're malleable in our times. I got got. You know what I mean? I got got, man. Thank God they don't have a donation thing

after these Netflix documentaries, bro. Because I will give you everything at the end of a documentary. Yeah. I'm sending the Menendez brothers money right now. Menendez, Vince McMahon, Free Vince. Yeah. Yeah.

I feel you. I was donating to BLM. And they were taking my money and buying lesbian houses. That's it. That's it. You know, we all fuck up sometimes and buying lesbian houses. That's it. That's it. You know, we all fuck up sometimes. Lesbian houses.

Lesbian houses. Isn't that like a timeshare? Can you spend like a week in there? I should be able to. Yeah. You gotta look into that. Get some trans asses out of my fucking head. What'd you call them? Air RNBs back in the day?

Yeah, the Air RNBs. Yeah. All right guys, let's take a break for a second and just see who's been sober. Any of us? I have. I have. I have. Yeah, you don't count.

Locked in. Dude, Mark's HRV, which is supposed to be like a measurement of stress. 92% recovery, come on. So this measurement of like HRV is like how stressed you are. He hasn't taken care of his kid. 145 is insane. It's insane.

You need to start taking care of your family. Well, I'm trying to. Yeah, I am. You need to take care of your family. He's sleeping so much. You need to take care of your family. I got a lot of issues. Have you seen his whoop? I put a whoop on him. And his to take care of your family. He's sleeping so much. You need to take care of your family. Have you seen his whoop?

I put a whoop on him. And his heart rate has been going crazy. What's your HRV? 145. Mine's 96, damn. That's what I'm saying, bro. You gotta relax. It's not a bad thing.

Stop being so stressed out. Al is actually doing sober October of minus one day. Yeah. What was the day? My recovery was 30%. That day? It started with red wine and then it all fell apart. Can I say? Wait, wait, wait, what happened? What happened? My recovery was 30%. That day it started with red wine and then it all fell apart. Wait, wait, wait. What happened? What happened? No, no, no.

It was just like we went to a restaurant. They had a really good wine deal. It was like some bottled in this shit for 20, but it was like really good bottles of wine. And yeah, that's how I get you. Got home around 4 a.m. that night. When was that? This weekend? No, it was last week. Here in New York. Yeah. What restaurant? night. When was that, this weekend? No, it was last weekend. Here in New York? Yeah.

What restaurant? Quality Meats. Oh yeah. That place is good. That's great, yeah. Can I tell you the dumbest thing I did to improve my sleep? This is the dumbest thing I think I've ever done

in my life, okay? I was on Amazon and I purchased a grounding mat. This is a mat. Okay, look, the earth has, I already said it was stupid. I already said it was stupid. It's gone too far. I purchased this. I rolled it on the bed. What's missing?

You know, that's what I'm trying to figure out. But what do you need? What do you need? Nature. I'm trying to get back to nature, dog. I'm telling you, this is what it is. The Earth has a natural negative energy source that basically our body puts all of our electrons into. OK, now you sound like these fucking earthy bitches, bro. I got 92% recovery.

Baby saying all this work. You always have green recovery. I know. Nope. No, no, no. It was bad for like three days. Don't yawn. Come on. Don't yawn.

This is our hell. I can't do this shit. It's the dumbest thing I ever did. I'm trying to take this whoop seriously. It plugs into the wall. What? Wait, it's the earth where it plugs into the wall. Yeah. It plugs into the ground. What? It's the earth where it plugs into the wall. Yeah, it plugs into the ground.

Your receptacles have ground. Yeah, I was so sweaty the whole night because it doesn't breathe at all. It's just a leather mat. Have you slept on the ground? Yes. No, I slept on my bed on the grounding mat and I wanted to get a full one. My wife said we're not getting a full one because you're going to electrocute our whole family. Only you are going to die. And so I plugged it in, I tried it out and so far it's... Yo, your wife lets you do too much shit. Yeah. That's why HRV's mad high though. It's where he got no stress in his life. Wife doesn't have to do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, but you need a certain amount of stress to be a human being.

Yeah. We're not built for no stress. I agree. You know what I mean? Like any human beings that have figured out how to not be stressed, they're in a really bad situation. Is that true? Yeah, look at them monks. They seem like they're so happy.

Do they? Just going like this all day against like the wooden things? What is that? Wangchung or whatever? Those are not monks. Those are karate masters. Just a different age. Same thing. I'm talking about Thai shit. I'm not fucking into like, canal street and shit like that. What I'm trying to say is you need stress. These guys.

You're talking about these guys. All that shit. Asian woman in a park. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. All right. Are you at least really on this shit? Is it helpful to you?

Yeah, actually, I realized now I need to start taking sleep medication because it's just so bad. So that's helped. Wait a minute. Are you taking sleep medication? Yeah, it's gone up. My last three days have been solid. What are you thinking? Melatonin? No, trazadone. Melatonin. Child's play. Oh, you're taking anti-psychotic. I think it's an antidepressant. So yeah, I guess that's- No, anti-psychotic. Trazadone is an antidepressant. Pretty sure it's an anti-psychotic. Might be. So it's like an SSRI. It's a serotonin receptor antagonist. So it's not- Like an antidepressant.

Nigga, you good? It's working, so maybe I've been depressed. I ain't know this whole time. It's an SARI. Yeah. So it's almost... It's a selective serotonin inhibitor. Reuptake inhibitor. This is a serotonin antagonist and reuptake. Yeah, so it just antagonizes the serotonin.

That does make sense my wives do I need two negatives to make it a grounding man bro I'll be honest yeah you gotta plug into the earth no no just don't listen to your wife and do whatever the fuck you want it works works for this guy. Yeah, no, no, no. No, no, that's not good. Yeah, do that. No, I need to do this. I need more of this. No, no, no, no. He's killing it right now. Yeah, dude. I've never. I've never taken this.

She's so cool with everything. Well, I've been drugging her with a lot of... S.A.R.I. Yeah, I want S.A.R.I. Vince McMahon did that. That's actually a great idea. Exactly. You've never seen him so happy. What does S.A.R.I. spell? Sorry. Okay, Al, how is your shit going? It's pretty good.

My sleep is shit though. I don't know why. Yeah, you probably need some travel. I wake up feeling good. Sleep score, 56, 4200. Maybe you don't need as much. Like is it based, is there a baseline? Yeah, they're saying I need more hours of sleep,

but I feel good off for like five. I get five straight hours, I'm straight. Really? Yeah, I feel. And is it possible you're just a human being that needs less sleep? Some human beings need less water? I don't know. I'm kind of retarded, so you never know.

I thought you slept a lot. No, this guy never sleeps. It's whenever. It's like whenever I feel like I wanna sleep. So like some nights, some nights is five, some nights is 10, depending on what I gotta do the next day. But I feel fully rested. Insane to me that y'all could just be like, I want to go to sleep and then you're asleep.

Yeah, it's the best. Within five minutes. You don't sleep on planes or anything? Never, unless I'm laying. If I'm laying I could sleep. Sitting upright, not gonna happen. Maybe 30 minutes. Bro, non-fiction. I'm reading non-fiction. I'm telling you, reading nonfiction will put you to sleep. Oh yeah, just try to do that. Yeah. Read the Bible on knockout TV. That is nonfiction. It is nonfiction.

Thank you. Nothing fictional about that at all. Respect. Alright, listen, here's the thing about this whoop stuff, guys. Did I say that it gets you so much pussy? Did I ever talk about that? Yeah, you said you. Cause I feel like I said that

and then maybe Mark's grandma was somewhat related. You see this on her wrist? Yeah. Oh my God. These girls go so crazy, bro. I'm walking down the street, I got my baby on my chest. I got a whoop on my wrist.

They can't even handle it. There's just fucking snail trails following me of girls just tripping down Tribeca. But what if there's a married guy that wants to get a whoop and he doesn't want to be enticed? OK, is there another incentive for him? I mean, if he sees mine, he might just start sucking some other guy's dick. You say a gift basket? Yeah, a gift basket is a gift basket.

Oh, my bad. Yeah, there's a gift basket. What's in the gift basket? I mean, one lucky winner will win a gift basket. From us? No, from Blaker. No, for real. Not from whoop, my bad. Yeah, there's a gift basket. What's in the gift basket? I mean one lucky winner will win a gift basket from us No, we're playing or not from who from us But it is in all seriousness, you're probably gonna live longer in your life because we did this whoop challenge Yeah, which fucking enrages me You're gonna live longer too. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah This is less as Bitcoin doesn't go up more than mine

in our lifetime. That's the only thing that matters. If we both tap out before your Bitcoin goes up and just skyrockets. Okay, I'm into that. That's what I'm fucking saying. That's fire. We're the opposite of crypto shillers.

They don't buy Bitcoin, okay? Yeah. Yeah, kill Bitcoin, okay? No, but in all seriousness, like, yo, get your whoop on and just have these girls go fucking queefs every, the amount of queefs that I'll hear at like a cafe, I literally, oh let me just pay for something. A little of the whoop comes out like that

and you just hear in the background. Pfft. And I'm just like, what kind of sound is that? Just because I busted a whoop out half. The barista made a fucking cream with that Cappuccino it's honestly the Cappuccino art that I'm seeing It's crazy That whoops like shit and if that's not enough and a gift basket and a gift baskets you getting crazy queefs

You're getting girls cream in a little place snail trails me walking through Tribeca Crazy queefs, you're getting girls creaming all over the place, snail trails, we're walking through Tribeca, and a basket of gifts, and a one month free trial, and somebody gets a gift basket and queefs everywhere. Low key, I'm like, if we tell everybody about this, then we potentially lose out the chance of getting a gift basket. I know, I know. Yo, whoop, you gotta send us a gift basket too. We need gift baskets as well.

Honestly, well we need what they got at the Gallagher show so they don't get hit by the watermelon juice. Because that's what it's like walking down the street when you got a whoop on your wrist. Join.whoop.com slash flagrant. One lucky winner is gonna win a gift basket from flagrant. And every lucky man is gonna get pussy. Facts.

Everywhere, all day. Let's get back to the show. And the only pushback I'll give on that is I don't think the ideas are pulled from just like out of the sky. Like I think they do actually observe what they deem is something like a problem or some type of inconsistency in America and like they are trying to throw a fix up. Yeah.

It's not just like racism is a problem. Yeah. They just take it to such a high level. Yeah. Maybe I was too reductive of it. But 100 percent. There is a problem. They're trying to such a high level. Yeah, maybe I was too reductive of it, but 100%, there is a problem, they're trying to seek a solution for this problem. It's like Freud, apparently like 90% of Freud's shit

is nonsense. You know, Freud had all this stuff with dreams and what dreams mean, and like they did all this research on it, and they're like, yeah, there's nothing to do with that kind of shit. But he still threw it out there, it was still published. It's still being published now. You can still read it.

So some of the theories that we have are going to be right, and some of them aren't. But when it becomes like a, when it's being educated to young, impressionable individuals without the confirmation that this is fact and this is how the world works, and they're teaching it as if it is. What else are they supposed to believe? They're not going, hey, this might be a theory. They're going, this is how the world works. Don't you agree?

If you don't agree, you might be racist. You know what I mean? That's a theory. That's how I was educated in my UC Santa Barbara party school. Dude, there was no critical race theory at my school at all. I took a black studies class from a white guy. Whoa.

That shit was fire. I remember he walked in, he was like, nothing here. Not out of the world. Everybody gets an A. I did take a black studies from a white dude though. That's funny. I remember Chappelle Show did a sketch. Genuinely. Chappelle Show did a sketch. Genuinely.

Chappelle Show did a sketch about like, I literally went in there with all these like California like Santa Barbara kids. They're like never met a black person. And I remember walking in that room like, it was like when the Spanish kid goes in Spanish class. That's how I felt. Let me be adjunct. Let me be a tutor.

I got you. What y'all need to know? Why don't you come over here for any questions you need. They don't change the battery in the smoke detector. Next, what else you need to know? Ask me about it. Were you in that class with me, Doug? No.

We just took dance together. We took history of dance together. Music label management, which is basically the same thing. Yeah. Okay, go. what you were saying. The Chappelle joke had the sketch where he did like, how well do you know black people? And it was like a black barber, a black whatever.

And then there was a white guy who did black, like African-American studies. This guy bodied every question. It was so funny. Like they asked him about the term chicken head. And then he had like some very high level, but very accurate definition of what chicken head was. So I say to say white black studies teacher

works out sometimes. Shoot, right? Cause he because he what is that there's another Chappelle joke also he's he got to work extra hard to get the respect. If you know if you were a studies professor yeah of a race you are not you getting grilled you go hard yeah you need an outsider sometimes because who has the best takes about white people it's always a black guy. Facts. You know how white people say skedaddle? I do say skedaddle.

How did he know that? How did he know that about me? That is true. Best observers are like slightly outside their culture. So this is the new critical race theory. The only people that are allowed to make black jokes are non-blacks. I like that. I love that. But we can't make white jokes.

Only you guys can. And other non-whites. I mean, we've been doing that already. So there you go. We have a deal. And But we can't make white jokes. Only you guys can. And other non-whites. I mean, we've been doing that already. So there we go. We have a deal. And then we can all make Asian jokes? Is that the idea behind this theory? Except Asians. You hear an Asian even utter an Asian joke. You gotta snack. But what about when they talk? That feels like a similar joke to the way I would make it.

But it's about the delivery, okay? They do deliver. Exactly. That's what they're talking about. When they deliver. Oh, exactly. That's what they're talking about, is when they deliver. We like to deliver. Yeah. Oh man, those silly Asians. Oh, they're so silly.

Hispanics really took over the fucking delivery service. Yeah. I don't see anymore Asians delivering shit. Cause y'all were robbing them too much. Yeah, you were, yeah. You punch them in the subway, all of a sudden they're like, maybe it was working in office.

Yeah. It wasn't us. No, you really were. You were really bad. You were really bad at like, maybe it's working in office. Yeah. It wasn't us. No, you really were. You were really bad. You were really bad at it. They were wearing your uniform. They were wearing your jersey. Somebody would order Chinese food,

and then they knew the order was coming, so they would rob the guy that was delivering the food. We ain't done it all the time. But that was a very common occurrence. Wasn't that common? It was very common. Stop with this critical race theory. You're. But that was a very common occurrence. Wasn't that common? It was very common. Stop with this critical race theory. You're not going to remember this.

Very common occurrence. Do you ever feel like we need a new race? Ugh, I've been trying to do this for so long. We need a new one. And then we just get rid of one that we didn't... Okay, well, what? No, that's not what I was saying. No, no, no, we don't get rid of one.

We just replace one that we don't like and everybody's kind of like... No, no, no, no. No, we just add a new one. And then, oh. I think we should add a new one. Oh, just a completely different one. Because then we all started as black and then I think Asians kind of came in

and then I think we got like Central American, dark kind of Mexican vibe. Then we got Europeans and shit. I don't believe that time. I don't buy this at all. No, I don't buy it. We started out as white. You've been watching Graham Hancock.

We started out as white. No, I can believe we all started off as black, but then the detour into Asian and then not look at any Asian ever again. No, Asians are from somewhere else. Or it's a concurrent timeline. The Asians do not come from Africa. Anunnaki. They, it might be Anunnaki, but or two meteors hit the, I almost called it the world, the United States of America. I almost called it the United States of America. You ever see a globe at the top of the truck? You will make the world the United States of America.

Every now and then you see a globe that doesn't have America in the middle, you go, what the fuck is that? I don't get it. What is that planet? I don't get it at all. I've never seen that planet in my life. Uh-uh.

But what Elon should look into, from this episode of Nation Apocalypse, hit the United States of America at the same time, or the world, as some people call it, and in different parts parts two meteors hit At the same exact time. Yeah one created those big dick dark skinned people the other one created They would roam the earth, barely seeing it for millions of years. One day they would cross a land bridge and turn into Mexicans, the hardest working of all of the alien species.

They would build great structures down in El Salvador, Peru, South America that white people would marvel at for generations while they have skyscrapers in their own cities. Yeah. I don't know why my hands are still like this. Oh, these are the meteors. Those are the meteors. Yeah, I think that's really the history of men.

Yeah, yeah. Mexicans were Asians. I can believe that. They work hard. You know what I mean? Boom. Boom. So then where do whites come from?

Kevin, I think, I do think, I think that's one explanation. I do think it's one explanation we should look into. It's one. I think it's one. There's another one. There's another equal and opposite explanation. Where do Jews come from?

I don't wanna really get into that because it's more of a political discussion. But I, yeah, you know, I don't wanna, I don't wanna rile people up on the internet right now. You're in guts. But I think we do know where they come don't want to, I don't want to rile people up on the internet. You're in guts. But I think we do know where they come from. We do know where they're coming from. They've chased out every place they go.

That's great. That is, somebody said the funniest joke. They said, you know, because Jews have been literally kicked out of every single country that they've been in outside of America. I think literally every single country they've been like rounded up and kicked out of. It's still time. And this is often something. We're a new empire.

No, no, no. This is true. They haven't worn over one other stage. But this is something that you hear a lot. And it's something Jews talk about a lot to explain the victimization they've went through for thousands of years. And somebody said, hey, if your friend got kicked out of every bar that he ever went in, would you be like, man, them bars are fucked up. Oh my goodness. Now, as I'm saying that, I realize that Al. How right your friend was.

No, that Al got kicked out of a bar in Sweden. One bar. He might've been kicked out of multiple if it was a different time in America. And that would mean the bars were wrong, not owl. Boy, too can be wrong. Yeah, he was probably trying to fuck white women. He was probably trying to fuck all these white girls.

He was sticking his ugly black dick in a white girl's women. Why would he be an ugly dick? Disgusting black dick. Why is it Trose's gross black dick? I got a clean dick. It's yo. Ew. Yeah.

Yeah. Brother. Yeah, brother. Brother. Ew. Brother. Nice and smooth over here. Anyway.

So. Sometimes there is a color thing that happens. You know, like from the foreskin. When it gets circumcised, it gets like neapolitan. Is that yours or no? Yo, is your dick mostly color? Have you guys not noticed that with black ass dicks? How many colors does your dick have?

Yo, how hard are you looking at dicks, bro? Not hard, but you just notice. They're the easiest to see. So I'll tell you, you're the Nigerian brothers that beat up Jussie Spillade DM'd me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fire. Damn, bro. And what'd you say back?

I say nothing. Come on, bro. What did they say in the DM? Bro, this shit is too funny. It was awesome. Shellscar responded that they beat up gay people, bro. What did they say in the DM? Bro, this shit is too funny. It was awesome. Shelsky responded that they beat up gay people, dude. What do we have next? Tss, tss. Hey, you don't want to risk it, that's fair.

Fuck, I sent it to the group, didn't I? Yeah. It's a conspiracy theory that Jesse Smollett is related to Kamala Harris. No. Oh, I love this. I think they were saying they were trying to contact... Great day.

It's the Osondairo brothers, the Nigerian brothers that were involved in the hoax Justice Malay perpetrated. We have some compelling info that the people and President Trump would love to know. Info that shows that Justice Malay may not have acted alone and that some very high ranking political figures may have put them up to it. We'll love to connect and see what you think. Honestly, just reading that now, how do we not have them on the podcast?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, immediately. Ow! Yeah. You don't want black guests on a pod. No. Come on, bro. No. Also shout out to Dr. Umar. We're down to have Dr. Umar on, but he says he only wants to do a one-on-one with me.

Why does he want to talk to Alex? I know, that's crazy. You know what? I think this is what it is. I think he thinks that I want to, like, hold him to the fire. I want to, like, you know, take him to task. Yes. I needed, like, communicate with him where I'm just like, you know, we just want to have fun and we think that you're hilarious

and you can talk about whatever you want and we're just going to joke around. He's insanely funny. Yeah. I'll give you his numbers, dude. Shoot. And we think that you're hilarious and you can talk about whatever you want and we're just gonna joke around He's insanely funny. Yeah Honestly, can you put us on group test? I get where he's coming from where he's like I'm gonna be bombarded and they're all gonna be attacking me and I that is Not the environment at all, but I don't want to do it if you guys aren't there I think it's fun to have him on flagrant and we just have a grand old time Yeah election special with dr. Umar Johnson

And we just have a grand old time. Yeah. Election special with Dr. Umar Johnson. That'd be fabulous. The election special with Dr. Umar Johnson. The elections, you gotta say it four times in a row. The election special with Dr. Umar. My butter pecan queens. My vanilla sweet cream queens.

Yeah, you just say different food queens. My funnel cake queens. My funnel cake queens. Mexicans. My... Churro. Okay. What else we got, y'all?

Oh, Elon giving out bread, but we can't get none? Yeah. Yeah. What is this? I looked into it a little bit because it's going on in all the battleground states and my family lives in Pennsylvania, so I'm like, yo, I'll go get that money. Yeah. Damn, I told my wife.

Hell, really? That's funny. Whoa, she votes in Philly? money. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So. Hey, I'm not telling my wife. Oh, really? Yeah. That's funny. Whoa, she votes in Philly? Yeah. Oh, OK. But so is it legal? Is it not legal? That's what's being discussed.

You can't pay for people to register to vote. But he's doing a referral program. So if you refer somebody, you get paid, I think, $47 to refer somebody to go register to vote. That's how he's getting around the legal loophole of things. So how do they prove that that person has registered? That they're probably just taking their word for it or something like that. Or saying, hey, this person registered to vote, and now if that person now is on the registry,

they can confirm it that way. And then the money gets sent? Yeah. So that's one way they're giving out money. They're also giving out $100 to any person to sign the petition that just says, I believe in the first and second amendment. That's all it is. But why is that important? They, the only people that qualify are people who are registered to vote. Oh, God. I also don't understand what that does. Like, walk me down what that means, what that does to the competition. It gets them involved. It gets them to register to vote.

They're incentivizing registration. Yes, but they can't say that they're incentivizing or paying for registration. So it's like, hey, I'm paying you to just sign this petition, but in order to sign the petition, you have to be registered to vote. So that's why this shit is a little...

To me, it's just, that's still easier than voting and like mailing something. I just gotta go online. I think the idea is like increasing registrations will increase attendance. Yes. Because a lot of people get to the point where they want to vote and they're like, oh, wait, I had to register tomorrow and I missed it. Yeah.

Like, it's crazy. Like, only... I usually pretend I want to vote and I do all that stuff. Only like 50 to 60 percent of Americans vote. Mm-hmm. We have the lowest voter turnout in any Western country. You're fucking horrible. Are you voting? Have you decided who you're voting for? Yeah. You already know? He's very reluctant. He's not happy about voting for Trump. They put me in an ad, don't they?

Crazy, it's crazy. You gotta pay $50,000. Did we talk about that? No. Are we talking about that on Brilliant? Brilliant. I was joking around when I said that they paid me a $50,000 licensing fee. There is no licensing fee for using your podcast content in an ad.

Maybe there should be, I don't know. But these fucking retard journalists that need a story about everything have a story out there with the headline, comedian Andrew Schultz gets paid $50,000 by Kamala campaign to use his likeness in an ad. And it says he's donating it to the Donald Trump campaign or whatever.

It's fire. I mean, it's just. It's fire. So where'd you get the money to donate? Say something now. Say what? Let's make... It's fire. So where'd you get the money to donate? Say something. Say something now. Say what? Let's make another high-lock.

Another high-lock. I will be donating Alex's entire salary to the Kamala Harris campaign, because I know that that's... You're not getting much, bitch. But I know that that's where he would want that money to go. That is the most important place for it. Obviously, he's making trillions of dollars over there at WTF, he doesn't need this money. What's more important is that he maintains democracy.

Obviously, with your cosign. You love democracy. You know what, I cosign, I cosign. I'm doing it, we're doing it. Yeah. We're doing it, it's been cosigned. Clip it. And that, you know, your word is your bond.

Clip it. Yeah. And honestly, that is a beautiful thing that you would do that. It's been cosigned. Clip it. You know, your word is your bond. Clip it. Yeah. And honestly, that is a beautiful thing that you would do that. It's for democracy. Hey, you know what? If she loses, don't worry about it. We'll just pay you anyway. Is that a good thing?

I think so. Yeah. So if she wins, you don't get paid. If she loses, you get paid. Oh, let's go, MAGA! OK. If she loses, you get paid. Let's go, Maga! Okay, Coffeezilla going at Tate. Yeah, so I was looking into this. I was a dangerous man at Coffeezilla. You don't want him.

Yeah, you don't want him on you. If he puts the suspenders on, your ass is toast. You see that million dollar studio, bro? It's a problem. So I think five, six days ago, Andrew Tate just starts going off on Coffeezilla and I'll get to what he said, but he shows an email Coffeezilla says, hey, I'm doing an investigation on you and your relationship with crypto. Would you mind answering these questions for me? Also, if you can answer them quickly, I would love to put your response in the video. And it's fairly clear from the questions that Coffee Zilla got him dead to rights.

So he's not very happy about it. And the reason he's questioning him is Andrew Shade has always been very anti-shitcoin in particular. He didn't really say much about Bitcoin or Ethereum or that, but these shitcoins, he's adamantly opposed to it. I'll never do it. I don't need to rob my fans. All this shit he'll say, he'll say like, you know,

hey, let's say you gas up a shit coin at 10 cents and you get one of your fans to buy it. He might make money if you sell it for $10, but that's still, that guy that bought it for $10 is gonna lose money, and that guy's probably an Andrew Tate fan. So I would never rob my fans like that. Then all of a sudden he just starts saying like,

you know what the problem was with these coins? They're, it's never done right. I'm gonna change crypto. I'm gonna make sure it's done correctly. Before it's always these rug pulls and these scams and people stay anonymous like pussies. I'm changing that. And then he starts advertising this coin called Roost,

this shit coin. He's doing like ads for it. There's flyers all over the place. All of a sudden he's putting in his live streams. And sure enough, everything that he said was gonna change about crypto does not change with Roost. It goes up and then drops by 90 percent. The like the wallet that all the money is being held in gets hacked.

And the guy who was holding the Roost coin wallet was anonymous. So everything that he said he didn't like about crypto and he was going to change immediately. So it got hacked. Yeah. Yeah. In other words, they may or may not have rugpulled. Oh, yeah. Very. Yeah. We don't know for a fact that they're rug pulled, but I think that's what Coffeezilla's alluding to. Well, I was saying, he's saying,

I think the rug pull is just a 90% crash in price, but yeah, that's also, that's what I thought. Yeah, but you could be, yeah. Rug pulls when you pull your money out before it goes out. Okay, so yeah, so those guys got scammed. They got the rug pulled. The idea with the rug pulls, you boost up the coin. Pump it.

And then it's anonymous, so yeah, how do you? But the hacking is interesting because that's a really smart way of looking at it if you wanna do something shy-sty because what you're essentially doing is you're not taking any accountability for the fact that it was pulled and they can't follow that money anywhere.

Oh, he's not dumb. This guy, this guy is very good at- Yeah, anybody who goes and takes dumb is, yeah. And he's very savvy in how he makes his money. He also suddenly starts advertising all these other coins. So he'll have tweets, it's like, I will never, never endorse a crypto. But then he's endorsing like a daddy coin, some shit coin,

some fuck Madonna coin, shit coin. And then somebody responds to one of his quote tweets, his tweet saying, I will never endorse crypto. I'll never get paid for promotion. The guy goes, hey man, we both literally got paid to promote the same crypto. I know for a fact you got paid almost a million dollars to promote this crypto, to pump this crypto.

And then someone leaks a screenshot of him saying to him, I tried to get Baron to give me the Trump coin at a discounted price so I could pump up the price for him. So like, clearly he's in it, but then Coffeezilla is saying his big like, kind of scammy thing is what he's doing with his own crypto. I think the coin is called the real world, but I know it's tied into what Hustlers University,

he changed the name to the real world that educational platform. And this is fucking smart, dude. You know, the main problem with a subscription service, especially an expensive one, $50 a month is churn. People will subscribe and unsubscribe. So Tate has been trying to find ways to keep people in. How do you get them to not unsubscribe for $50 a month?

I don't wanna lose that money. So what he does is he creates this crypto coin and he says, you guys who have this crypto will get dividends from the real world education service. And you can move up and rank the more crypto you have. And it's all based on chess, obviously. Pawn, knight, bishop, rook and king. And what a few commenters pointed out,

it was very funny, he left out queen. The queen, the most powerful piece, but he's got such a fucking loser man thing that he makes the king the top, and the king is arguably the most useless piece on the chessboard. Like you can't even, you can sacrifice a pawn, a king, you gotta fucking move everything around

for this weak bitch. But then he says, this is what's smart, he goes, if you unsubscribe from the real world education service at all, you lose all of your PowerPoints, all of your ranking, and you start getting a smaller percentage of your crypto from the dividends. You go from, if you're a rook, it don't, if you're a king, it don't matter.

You drop all the way back down to, if you unsubscribe for one month. So now he makes money on the crypto. And he maintains subscriptions. That's really smart. What is he, how do they get paid with the dividends? How does that work? So I guess he just, and then that's up to him really, based on how much crypto you have,

he decides what percentage of dividends you get paid. What are dividends? From the money he makes from, so like let's say Hustlers University, the real world, let's say it's making a million dollars a month, you get some percentage of that million dollar a month. There's still a subscription fee. And on top of the subscription fee, you also buy these fake crypto coins that they just created and that just determines

what percentage flows. So you're spending $50 a month, but you could be making $10 back? Like how do you- He says you can make $500 a month back or whatever. And it's the same thing with what he did last time. It's like they make money by getting other people to sign up, pyramids. It's the same MLMs,

just the same pyramid. Same pyramid. He does a nice little graphic, Coffeezilla, of like low rank, high rank, king. And then the high ranking makes a lot of money from it. And it's just another pyramid. And then here's what's even, this is how much this guy's,

how good he is at making money. Even when he responds to Coffee, what he says, he leaks Coffeezilla's email on his live stream or whatever and says, everybody email him, and this was actually funny to me, said call him gay. And for every person that emails Coffeezilla and calls him gay, I will buy more Daddy coin.

And what that's gonna do is probably inflate the price of Daddy coin and if you're a guy being like oh Andrew Chait is so popular I should buy more daddy coin because he's gonna buy one to daddy coin that increases the price and then he can sell that and then one to plummets who gives a fuck he makes money at every turn doing this yeah he also said oh for every dislike on coffeezilla's video i'll buy some more daddy coin and this is what's gonna drive him crazy dog if you look at the comments on coffee's video it's overwhelmed'll buy some more Daddy Cook. And this is what's gonna drive him crazy, dog. If you look at the comments on Coffee's video,

it's overwhelmed. I don't see a single negative comment. So I don't think Tate has the pull and power and influence that he used to. And that alone will drive him insane. He might still have it, but it definitely ain't what it was two, three years ago. Even on YouTube, it's not them?

Dude, on YouTube, if you look at the comments, unless they're going through and deleting them right away. Oh, they're probably over on Rumble, right? Because he can't stream on YouTube. But they can all go to YouTube and just leave a negative comment. Yeah, but you can block for negative comments. Yeah, maybe. Also, I think Coffee's audience are probably people that hate scams and shit. I would just think the Tate crowd would make a tweet on it.

What come over there, yeah. That had the most dislikes of any other Coffeezilla video, so it worked a little bit, but it was only, I think, when I checked 1,400 dislikes, so not much. But still more than any other video. Still 1,400, you would think if you're, if Trump said go dislike a coffee video,

it's getting dislikes. Yeah. You know what I mean? So. Well, where does he pivot to? Because now like the Manosphere thing is drying up, like just yelling at women on a podcast thing is kind of over. Yeah It seems like the online discourse the grifters have definitely shifted to like the manasphere grifters have definitely shifted to

Israel Palestine and they're just like rah rah rah Palace like they are beating their chest fuck the Jews and they're doing it, rah, rah, rah, Palestine. Like they are beating their chest, fuck the Jews, and they're doing it like the most toxic way. So as toxic as they were with the women, they are towards Jews. Yeah. It's annoying because they don't really give a fuck about Palestine, they're just doing the anti-Semitism.

They just need something for views. And then if you actually want Palestine to have any, you're just, every person who's Jewish is like, look how much anti-Semitism, and there's actual examples. They do a huge disservice to the Palestinian movement by just conflating it with Jews in general because their conversation to get that same stickiness, they have to make it about all Jews and the Jewish people

and this is what they do, exactly. Because the nuance is not what people go to them for anyway. And so yeah, so that, so I guess the Manosphere kind of drives up, what is the- Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I think that's why he converted to Islam, itosphere kind of drives up. What does the... Yeah. Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I think that's why he converted to Islam. It's just another grift. He saw the grift, huh?

He just saw it in advance. Like, yeah, it's, that's what annoyed me about the whole thing. I think this guy's just grift to grift to grift. You could just be a funny person who can kick someone's ass. You know what I mean? You could probably make a decent amount of money doing that. But it's just grift to grift to grift. Yeah, I think his next thing will be a gold sneaker

Our president What happened with his lawsuits your president to your voting for where's your sneaks I don't see none of y'all boy to snakes They were sold out. Yeah, my sons were sold out. I keep mine in a glass case. That's actually a great, great point. That's a good thing to do. That's respect. What happened with his lawsuits? Yeah, do you know what happened with his, like,

the sex trafficking shit? He got arrested by Romanian officials. He's still under investigation. He got new charges. Even more. But they can't get anything to stick. No, I think they're still building case. Like nothing has been dropped yet. Are you sure? I thought the initial ones to stick. No, I think they're still building case. Like nothing has been dropped yet.

Are you sure? I thought the initial ones were dropped. No, I'm almost certain nothing has been dropped. Coffee talked about this at the beginning of his video too. There's like definitionally what he describes himself as having done is a form of sex trafficking where he says like, I get girls who fall in love with me and then I get them to do like webcam shit.

And then I think get them to do sexual things that they might not wanna do if they didn't love me, and that is a form of, I think, sweetheart, there's some term that is used as like, this is a form of sex trafficking. Right. You gotta prove that he couldn't just be saying it. He could just be talking shit on a podcast to get views,

that's the other thing. Obviously, it feels like the Justice Department out there in Romania is going after him. Now, they might be going after him because he did some illegal shit. They might be going after him because they're like, why are we harboring this dude that is kind of making us look foolish and making it look like you can do whatever the fuck you want in our country and we're a respectable place and we have dignity and laws and this guy is running around in fancy cars, smoking cigars.

It's a word for us, you can buy the legal system. Yeah, it's kind of insulting. And like if you're doing that, you could do that in America. You could talk all the shit you want in America, right? And probably things won't go that bad for you. Maybe if you're in politics, you have to deal with some shakedown.

Yeah, but Tate will be like, SEC, fuck you, I'm a scammer. He's just taunting these motherfuckers. Yeah, and you do that in Romania and they go, well, we'll see about that. Yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen the guy that invented the Ponzi scheme? Have you ever seen this? Does he look like me?

He looks exactly like you. Damn it. Have you never, have we never talked about this? Damn it. I look like every white old person. Look at that guy. It's kind of similar. He actually looks more like Aaron Rodgers to me than anything. He looks like Duff. That's anti-semitic. Why are you gripped him, bro? Why are you always doing that?

Why are you jumping on him? If you and Duff had a baby, that's it right there. Aww. Yeah. Who's that? This is hilarious. This is Simon Cowell. No.

This is not about the Liam Payne thing. I guess we could start on this if you'd like to. So Liam Payne unfortunately has passed away. Alright, P. In Buenos Aires. Alright, P. Simon Cowell, obviously the person that put together One Direction, the boy band, one of the most successful boy bands of all time,

a couple days prior to had posted this, and now all of the comments that were on this video were just harassing him. But this is when you found out that Liam Payne had passed away, when you say how old you are, people clap and that's depressing. However, I'm alive. I'm healthy. I'm happy. And thank you everyone for your kind messages. Take care till next year. All the comments like you have blood in your hands. You killed me in pain. They're going off on me. Jesus. And, uh... Yeah. Yeah, basically, it's not a great look. I mean, it's unfortunate. He put out a statement since,

basically being like, my heart is broken. Like, this young boy that I met that I had tried to give the world has now fallen prey to, you know, addiction and shit like that. Oh, is that the issue with him? He was on drugs? That's what it seems like, yeah. All the evidence points to that. They found what they call pink cocaine in his system. Oh, TC, yeah.

Yeah. Which apparently is not cocaine at all. What is it? It's just like meth, basically. Like, everything I've read is like, there's no real definition exactly what pink cocaine is. Like, there's a ton of different explanations for, like, what's in it. And then people call it 2C,

even though it doesn't really have the same make it was 2C. It's like, no one really knows what the fuck it is and what exactly he was on. Oh. How do you do it? What does it do to you? I thought it was supposed to be Coke and Molly. That's what 2C is definitional. Mark, you don't have any ZYN? I just have 2C on, man.

You don't have any ZYNs though? No, no, I'm fresh out. Jesus. I'm off that, bro. Ever since I became a deadbeat, I don't do that anymore. You're not a deadbeat. Are you actually a deadbeat? I think you're hanging out with your kid all the time. I got a deadbeat kid, bro He doesn't want to ever kick with me. That's really what it is We're talking about deadbeat parents never talk about deadbeat kids

I don't want to call their dad hang out with him. That's fucked up right? Oh, maybe that was me. That's what I'm saying He cries when I hold him I Walk around with him and that actually is very hold him. I walk around with him. That actually is very patronizing. When you walk around with your kid and people look at you and they're like, what are you doing with him? You know what I mean?

It's very, it's like infantilizing. They look at me, they're like, you're not supposed to have a kid. And then they treat you like, oh. Yeah, you're in New York. Yeah, so people look at you and they're like, oh, that's so like, look, you guys. No, they probably are,

because they think you're gay. So they're like, where's your partner? It could be a male thing. Like, you never. No, they probably are, because they think you're gay. So they're like, where's your partner going? It could be a male thing. Like, you never see men with kids. Like, I went to the park with Shiloh, and people look at me like I was weird. Did I tell you this? No. They're like, did he capture that kid?

Like, it's just, you don't see, the only men you see with kids are grandparents. So they see me with my daughter, who's too young to even be at the park. And they're like, what the fuck is going on here? That's what people do to me. They're like, where's the, where's the mom? Yeah. Why is it? What? Why does it matter, bro? Dads don't really be with their kids. They'll be with their wife and their kid.

But just dad and kid is a rare sighting. Yeah. You don't realize it until you've got one. You're looking for other ones and they're nowhere to be found. It's a peculiar thing. But the amount of attention you do get is insane. I mean, shut down the park. Shut it down. I feel like I was fucking One Direction, dude.

It's crazy. People walking up to you, they wanna see the kid, they're asking you questions and shit. So, why are you going on all these walks alone? Yeah. No, it's to get your shit off, Mark. I'm promoting it. Get your shit off.

My shirt is completely off, I'm not wearing pants, I'm walking around with a kid tied up, I look great, just fucking strutting around. He's like, I can't get the attention on stage, I'm gonna get this attention. That's what I'm saying O.K. My shirt is completely off. I'm not wearing pants. I'm walking around with a kid tied up. I look great. He's like, I can't get the attention on stage. I'm going to get this attention. That's what I'm saying, bro. My girl says you can't go out. I'm like, oh, watch me. Watch me.

I'm going to get my numbers up. I see. I see. But yeah, they treat you like you're not supposed to have a kid. It's annoying. People immediately trust you. Yeah. Well, me and my brother did that.

We were walking around Brooklyn and we had the stroller, but there was no kid in it because my wife had the kid and she was with my sister-in-law doing shopping and shit. And we walked around with a stroller and the whole world opened up. We were like trying to pop into like an outside cafe thing. They make room. We'll get you a table right away. They'll grab a table, put it out there.

They thought we were just a young gay couple walking around with our baby. And they were like, there were women that we were like, Oh, is there anyone sitting here? And they're like, yeah, we just sat down, but you can join us. I'm like, what? Never in my life have people been like, oh yeah, just sit at our table. Like women were like, yeah.

So disarming. You must be a good person. You're taking care of a child. And the gay thing I didn't even consider. That's like double in Williamsburg. Yeah, it's insane. Oh, that's why you can sit with them, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, I got it. Put that together. A couple of gay guys walking around with their stroller. Yeah. Dude, have you met his brother? I haven't, but they talked. Mike, this sounds awesome. Yeah. Mike is great. He sounds... All of his family's great. He's the least great. That's true. Thank you.

That is true. That's the point I fucking made. Yeah. Yeah. That is 100% true. That's what Miles said. Is it open news about your sis? Miles' heart heartbreaking? Yeah. It's open? Yeah.

So Miles's crushed. He's not the father. Yeah, got crushed by somebody else and she's pregnant. With all due respect. With all due respect. Yeah, okay. Miles is crushed, got crushed by someone else with all due respect, planted a seed,

and that has been growing. Fully pregnant. Yeah, I would hit it out the park. With all due respect. Miles is back. Miles is back. He was listening. You were listening. Too good. Too good. Damn.

Sorry, it was all in the talk. Wow, man. That's a mother you're talking about. I know. That is crazy. Yeah. Damn. Good for her. In the state of Florida, mother. What do you mean? It depends on where you are.

Yeah. Because there's still time. Yeah. How many months? I think it's just four months. Oh wow. There's still time buddy. This is brand. Wow. There's still time. But yeah, everyone's got kids.

Everyone wants so much. Is she still with the baby daddy? Yeah. Oh, OK. They're getting married. I was going to be like, it's not over for months. Oh, they're getting married. Wait, do they want to get married or they? Yeah. Do you want to pull a Cardi? Yeah. What would okay. You're getting married? I was gonna be like, it's not over for months. Oh, they're getting married now? Yeah. Who wants to knock the kid out of the house?

Yeah. Do you wanna pull a Cardi? Yeah. What would Cardi do? Wait, what do you mean? Knock, knock, knock. Yeah. What would Cardi do? With all due respect.

What would Cardi do? Cardi B? What would Cardi B do? Yeah. When her and Offset were beefing over shit? Where would Cardi B? Yeah, where would Cardi B? Yeah, she cheated with the kid in her.

Apparently eight months. That's crazy. That's the camel. You never took the camel for a ride? That's creepy. Miles, you cannot take out the camel for a ride. Miles, you cannot. I got my one joke off.

I'm all good. Say what? I got my one joke off. I'm all good. Jerk off. I got my one joke off. I'm all good. Oh, there's a jerk off. I got my one joke off. That's crazy. That is fucking monstrous. You're a monster. You know who she rumored to have slept with? Cardi B. Cardi B. Yeah, Stephon Diggs. Have you seen this? This could be our state segment.

Have you seen the thing where they ask a bunch of players in the Vikings locker room, who's the one player, teammate you wouldn't want your sister to sleep with and everyone every single one says Stefan Diggs And Stefan Diggs is like me what I'm a good guy, which lets me know you ain't shit I'm a good guy. You ain't shit. You're a good guy. I'm a great guy You ain't shit. Dove, you a good guy? I'm a great guy. See? Gave some points.

I'm a good guy, too. Damn. I've never slept with Mark's sisters. You're a great guy. You're one of the best guys I know. I think I could probably do all of them. That's a good point. Oh, you got to get them upset.

Don't go there. Can we just correct one thing for the record? Yeah. Dove has sex with old women. Yeah. He doesn't have sex with young, beautiful women. He mostly has sex with old wrinkly fat Chinese women. Just, just masseuses, not even on canal off canal.

Like East Broadway or Mott street, just something weird, some crooked ass street, some just hefty backed Chinese lady. That's who he's fucking. So stop getting this idea that he's out there having sex with young, beautiful women. I know he's so offended whenever we say that. Yeah, he gets offended. Uh-uh.

Do you wanna correct the record? Just age appropriate. That's what I just. What does that mean? Old, I'm gonna get you. 45, 45. When I grow older, it moves forward. That's what I just. What does that mean? Old age. 45. 40, 45. When I grow older, it moves forward. That's every human being on Earth. So now you're sleeping with what?

More like 35 year old women. That's great. When was the last woman that was 30? I'm thinking dog years. What was the last woman? Dog years. Just turn this away. Turn this away.

Dog years. Hold on. What was the last girl in her 30s? years Oh, what was like you're all in her Rooster listen let's go mits 50s birthday going on some fucking spot in the city. What is happening? You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. I can't believe you posted that. You can't do that. You can't. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that.

You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that.

You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted that. You posted I don't make names. Sorry, sorry. The last girl over 35 you slept with? Or 35. Well, yeah.

I've been celibate for a while as I reinvent myself as a God-fearing man. Does one man fall in love? Never slept with a girl who's over 35 years old. Wow. Never? I have. No, you haven't. Absolutely.

No, no, not 35 now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who was the last girl you slept with that's over 30? Yes. The answer is yes. I'm not naming names, but the answer is yes. Well, we're not even renamed. When? We've been for months in this in this calendar year.

What was her name? I'm not going to name it. No, those Brazilians are in their 20s. Those Brazilians are in their 20s. Oh, yeah, those Brazilians are not even touching 30. They might not even touch in 20. What are you talking about? We put on blues clothes when we were down.

They were kind of like bored and like- Because they don't speak English. I know they don't, but I was there, I just gave them an iPad and I started putting something and then she was like, she was scrolling the iPad so excited and happy. Yeah. It was either that or just listening to her talk.

That's what you feel about Brazilians. No, I love Brazilians. I think Brazilians are amazing people. I think we all love Brazilians. Do a Brazilian female accent right now. This is a female Brazilian. Give me a situation. Give me what are they doing?

Female Brazilian doing what? You're welcoming Dr. Umar on the couch with the rest of the flagrant squad. Hello, Dr. Umar. Thank you for calling to our poll case. Thank you for coming to the poll case and have a talk with us on the poll

case. Flegger is a poll case with jokes that are very offensive. Sometimes we make jokes on the poll case that's very bad. That's a pretty good thing. It's this baby. That's actually pretty good. That's a pretty good spot on.

Chama. Yeah. Chama. Good catch. Chama. Dude. Who is that? David?

Yeah. What a ledge that guy David is. Oh, I might've found you an assistant. Who? Uh, a girl. David knows her. Oh, no. Do we want that though?

Was that a miles 13? Not like that. Not like that. Do we want that, though? Was that a miles 13? Not like that. Like in the biblical sense? Like in, I was like, oh, babe. Whoa. That's fucked up right there.

What? Fucked up. Who do you think slept with more attractive women in your lives? Miles. Or you. You. That was really good. That was really smart. I also agree with that.

Somehow I did some trickery. Who do you think is better in bed? Oh, Miles. Yeah, probably Miles. I think Miles, because he's more like anxious. He like, he would make her come and then check if she did. But Doug will think he's better afterwards. Like, double come on a girl's head and then be like, man, that was the best thing. What did she say last night at dinner?

You said Dove has body amorphia. Oh, yeah. What's the opposite? What's the opposite of dysmorphia? Amorphia? Like he looks at himself and he'd be like, damn, I'm shredded. More than you? No, but you look like Jasmine's dad. It ain't built like Jasmine's dad. Get that little motherfucker up.

So you have a Morphea body, a Morphea. Or you never had abs. I did have abs. You saw me when I did the fight night. Never. I did have abs from fight saw me when I did the fight night. Never. I did have abs from fight night. That's your body. That's your body and that's your life.

Yeah, that's crazy. That's your body and that's your life. Yeah. Bro. The nose is accurate. Bro. You could have a beard like that. You would have a beautiful beard. Oh my goodness.

If you grew out of a big beard like that, it would be beautiful, though. Yeah. So I let myself go like that? Yeah, it can hide the lack of joy. I mean, Alex is dressed like him right now. Who? Stand up, Alex. Oh, you do got some weird Aladdin pants.

Swag, right? I like this. Thank you. Prince Ali Fabian. Now I'm back on you. Prince Ali Fabian. What is up with those pants? We should talk about this.

They're like shorts inside of shorts. Dove is the king of getting this shit off. I know, he's good. He's good. He's good. But no, but... Off of me. But no, no, no.

We didn't talk about it because I didn't really even look and see the shorts. But like... They're shorts. The jersey is cool. I get it. I get it. I get it. You want everybody to know.

That's how you want it. Give them the fight fight. Give them everybody to know. Give them the fight fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta give them the fight fight. Hair is looking good. You like everything is, but the bottom half is just a peculiar thing. I just like them. I saw them. They look unique. Where'd you see them? What store did you have to go to get it?

Oh, I went to TiMu. No, no? Yeah, I tried it out for the first time. And? Can you explain TiMu to... I don't really know what it is. I thought it's like Amazon for China, right? Yeah, I tried it out for the first time. And? Can you explain Tmoo to... I don't really know what it is. I thought it's like Amazon for China, right? Yeah, I guess it is. Yeah.

Because you can buy a diamond making machine for $200,000 on Tmoo. What? Yeah, it makes fake diamonds. Well, real diamonds that are man-made. Lab-grown. Get the fuck out of here. That's crazy. But yeah, I tried it for the first time.

These were 12 bucks. Wow. Wow. Highs and lows, baby. Al, your balls are first time. These were 12 bucks. Wow Highs and lows baby. How your balls are showing though. I could tuck it Getting a little chubby. Yeah a little bit I have a crummy In pain, why we look at his balls just hanging out cuz the sperm is young enough for you to fuck? laughter laughter laughter laughter

laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter laughter I really want to shit all over Al's outfit, but none of y'all are jumping on board with me.

Yeah, I was trying to find an angle that would protect me. You know what I mean? Yeah, but you got neutral today. You're chilling. Yeah, you're good. Y'all be taking no risks, man. Y'all be afraid of her. It's...

I'm not. It is what it is. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you. I feel you.

Al does come every week, knowing there's gonna be a bullseye. Everybody we help. He'll miss a week without wearing some retarded shit. Let's go. Let's go. Fuck you out. It's cause you want it.

You want us to cheese your shorts. I'm not gonna cheese your shorts. I think your shorts are great. I think they're awesome. Thank you. They are awesome. They're one of some of the best shorts I've ever seen in my entire life.

Exactly. There you go. At what point does it stop? No, it doesn't stop. No, it doesn't stop. So I'm just curious at 40. These are cool pirate shorts for his peg legs. Come on, bro.

Hi. We're back. Come on. Take a little time. Ask more questions. I'm just saying, I'm 40. So, you know, are you going to be doing this at 40? I like dressing however the fuck I want to dress. He's going to keep dressing like that until the bitch moves out the way.

Move, bitch, get her into it. Oh, okay, okay. I thought that was good. I had explaining it to him, motherfucker. So you had to explain it to us. He had to explain it to us. Move, bitch, get her in front of me. I thought that was good. Yeah, we went through. I had explaining it to him, motherfucker. So you had to explain it to us. Don't do it on your team.

I was trying to recruit. God damn. You're trying to push it back to me. No, no, I'm trying to recruit. Come on, we saved team. Okay. Black and Jews, we good. After a recent Patreon episode

where Mark and I won in beer pong, we could pick outfits for Al and Akash. We fucked that up. So they cheated in beer pong. We could pick outfits for Al and Akash. We fucked that up. So they cheated in beer pong. How does this happen? How did you cheat? You made more than they made. I never played.

Yeah, we won. It was crazy. I never played before. Al hits the last ball and I'm like, that's it, we won. I just throw the ball down. They're like, no, no, no, that counts as a shot. It hit the table. It did hit the table.

He tried to bounce it in. There's not something after you get the last one. If your teammate still has a ball redemption. Yeah, they he has to like also try to get it in and they can see the game. Yeah, they could. They didn't. We didn't know this rule. This is just celebrated and through it is a bastardization of the game. This never existed when our generation. So they cheated.

And I know that's not that's not enough. That is cheating. Before I got in our generation. So they cheated. And I know it's great. That's cheating. He dropped the football before he got in the end zone. He was like, no, it was basically there. No, you created a tough ball. You created a tough ball. Don't play basketball. It was with apple crates.

You created a tough ball. No, this is- There was no three point line when I played. Also, oh, you know what we found out at dinner? You know who invented the three point line? If you could guess a group of people that would find a way to get more points for the same thing, what would? Dove offered this up. He's a dentist. By the way, the three point line was invented by a dude. Was he not? Like a 1950s announcer.

And what was the justification? Whatever. I mean, it just, you know, what is the, um, fuck, I'm, it's too late to even say the joke. Fractional reserve banking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be the joke if I could have gotten it off. And they were banking it. That is a part of the game. They were fucking banking it. That's probably why they started playing.

You know the Jews used to dominate basketball. What a great joke that you've just back us into. The Jews in the early days of the NBA were the athletes. They were balling, they were crushing. 100%. And it's probably because of the bank shot. That's when they were doing bank shots. They heard that there was bank involvement

and they were like, we should get good at this real fast. And then they stopped. But am I right about that? Well, the Jews were phenomenal in the early days. Yeah, I think Also created the Harlem Globetrotters and then he created the ABL that became the ABA or they continued the three-point line Are they the globetrotters? They got kicked out of every country continued the three point line. Are they the Globetrotters? Cause they got kicked out of every country? I said, is that what I called them?

I just said, I just said, I just said, But you guys were the best boxers too. They were also like the number one boxers. Who do we got? The boxers, that's right. Yep.

Because you went through your oppressed minority stage in America. This is something that white people do not get enough credit for. Wait, what? You inspired us. What do you got, Mark? What do you got?

Nothing. Why were they good boxers? I don't know. Why do you think? No reason do you got? Why are they called barges? I don't know. Why do you think? No reason. They just heard there was a giant ring involved. Yeah. Okay, that's it. Why did Jews invent all the superheroes, Mark?

Why is that? You're the comedian. You can't set it up like a perfect joke and then not answer it. Because you want to find a way to control the world without having a large population. And results. Two time MSG. It's like his confidence never goes away. I've never seen, I've known Dove for how long now?

We've known each other for 22 years. I don't know if there's been a day where you haven't been confident. It never goes away. He backs way out of his league. Like that level of confidence, bro. Crazy things. Crazy things. Like it's just. Bro, you are. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'll put three W's in the work way. Swing!

Crazy, bro. That was insulting. Crazy. Damn, bro. Oh, guys, we need to go take some trips again, bro. Yeah. I just thought about you on the fucking, on the steps, hitting on that shorty. Oh, yeah.

Oh, god. Oh, God. For the extra inches. But you need to take some trips again. The lifts weren't enough that day. Yo, but you got up there, you climbed that tree. I climbed, I climbed. I don't think she let you get that. I fell.

I fell. Couple branches snapped. But yeah, I think after special, get that out, break, come back. I would love to do some more trips like when we did Morocco, we did London. I'd love to go to some cool events, pod there, meet some people. What's that? Road Pods. Yeah, Road Pods.

Meet internationally. Venezuela. Venezuela. Now that they got no criminals left because fucking your lady led them all into the goddamn country. Yeah. What about the hoes? Are they still there or?

I don't know actually. I don't know the statuses of that. Not that I would care about that, I was just curious. Yeah. It's just one of them. Totally separate conversation, unrelated. How is the food in Venezuela? Totally separate conversation

that has no relation whatsoever to host. So I just want to make sure that we state that. Is the food delicious down there? The restaurants have great ambias. The ambias. Ambias. Oh, the ambias.

It's insane. Pristine. Oh yeah, you ever put three fingers in some ambias to smell it? Yeah. Cilantro. And an arepa. Arepas got Dubb's favorite activity in the world.

And a body. And a body. Walk us off. Oh man. Alright, listen. Yo, Flaygrin, I appreciate y'all. I know the boys appreciate y'all. Thank you so much for the support.

We hope to all see you guys, everybody who can make it up at the special taping, man. Yeah, very, very excited about this. First Netflix stand-up special that I got, which is very, very cool. But most importantly, this has been the hour, those of you who have seen it has been, you know, the hour has definitely been most important to me,

and I'm very excited to finally put it on wax, if you will. So, I'll see you guys out there at the shows. Thanksgiving weekend, if you guys are not in the city, pull up for the weekend. If you are, we'll see you guys there. Thank you guys so much, peace.