Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh - Schulz Wedding: Who WASN’T Invited

Episode Date: January 4, 2022

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What's up everybody? Welcome to Flickr 2. Let's rank the wedding gifts. Okay. Starting right now. It's your boy Schulte, by the way. I'm here with Akash Singh. We got Mark Gagnon, Alex Media, White Media, Dove the Truffle, and Shifty in the building.

We got Breitbart on the ones and twos. We got what? We got Breitbart over there. He is a little Breitbart on the ones and twos. We got what? We got Breitbart over there. He is the Breitbart. He's producing audio and video. His holiday sweater. Okay, guys, I think it's important that we rank the wedding gifts

that you guys gave to me for this glorious day that I gave to you guys. Why do you got to rank the gifts? Why can't you just be grateful for everyone's gifts? Why don't we start with Mark's gift? Wait, what? Mark ruined his surprise. He wanted to give me and my wife a surprise.

My wife. He wanted to give me and my wife a surprise. Love it. And so he messages me, right? Knowing I'm with my fucking wife. Yeah. Right? And he goes, hey, can you guys give me a code to get into your building?

And I go, yeah, I'll just tell Emma to do it. And he goes, well, don't tell him. It's going to ruin the surprise. And it's like, okay, well, that's that's already ruined right so i think that this is going to be like this big surprise do you know what i mean like oh my this is about to be the most amazing present if we're going through elaborate code switching in order to get you in the building to sneak in and give the surprise i just get a key to your building why can't i just go into your building my building doesn't have a key grow up my friend we got codes out here it's all

technology if you knew how to give the code then i could have just gone in yeah but i don't understand technology my boy call shifty shifty knows how to get into my building i i did and he said talk to andrew let's go let's go to mark's gift this is this mark's uh mark got me um a bottle of uh dom perry on champagne but fancy very The Lenny Kravitz edition. Fancy. I think. It doesn't sound that fancy. Lenny Kravitz, to be honest. Mark, what does an American rock musician know about champagne?

It was the only one with a box. I tried, dude. It had the box. What the fuck is this? I see the bottle of champagne. I'm like, whoa, Dom Perignon. This is probably some exclusive shit. And then I open it.

It's Lenny Kravitz 2008. That's the best year. It's a great year. How do you know that? It just sounds like it's a great year. What the fuck does Lenny Kravitz have to do with champagne? No, it is. That's the best vintage.

That's the light-up bottle, right? No, no, no. That's the Loomis. I couldn't get that. Oh, you didn't get the light-up club bottle? No, it was tight. I was going to get the 2012. Don't do that.

I was going to. It was out of the box. But I couldn't get 2012 because it was the worst vintage the flowers were nice the flowers were very nice but super anticlimactic give me the key you can just give me that

when I come to work and I'll be like yeah they got us a bottle of champagne it wasn't for you it was for your girl yeah fuck that fuck that y'all are my friends

you got a lot of gifts already I got I got I got one great gift no let's go through the gifts yeah listen let's let's go through the gifts this is great what were you expecting what did you want to be in your apartment this is miles get honestly i was gonna give you cookie back that was gonna

be your gift i was gonna put cookie back in your apartment see this is thoughtful i actually let's start with the best the best gift so far came from vala vala edited this like whole video that we played at the wedding. He had interviewed all my friends and Emma's friends and our parents and everything like that. Then he compiled this video and it was just really amazing. It was a great job using your skills. And it's going to be better if you watch it on your own.

Because first of all, the audience stuff is going to be better, but then it's like a private thing you can share with each other. Oh, I haven't? Okay. Well, I'm going to watch that whole thing whole thing miles you did something with pictures oh because you had the disposable camera and then there's a let there's like a note here that i don't know if i want to read will it be embarrassing to you i would read it you can read it okay okay okay to the couple who has it all but needs nothing more than one another oh that was beautiful that is nice dude thank you he just did the guns up

white media thank you for making me uh something at your wedding out of love and laughter oh cry that's your way uh thank you for sharing your day and your people with me they're both unforgettable something at your wedding out of love and laughter. Oh, cry. That's your wedding. Thank you for sharing your day and your people with me. They're both unforgettable. I'm so grateful for both of you and look forward to watching and participating in the movie that is your love and life. That's beautiful.

And then really cool pictures, which I'll look at later since we have to do this podcast. Why don't you read my note? I gave you a note. I did. You did give me a note. It was a great note. very sweet it was very sweet thank you your wife i wrote it you did not write it i looked at the handwriting i looked at your handwriting all the time literally but i told her what to write sure anyway um okay let's look at the other guys alex dropped some

cash which i thought was very generous alex came through with a good amount alex came through with a very good amount i saw that wedding and I was like He's gonna need this You were right You were very right Miles comes through Chifty nothing but I know how much he makes So that's okay

I got a shout out to F.A. F.A. came through Very generous Now let's go to the people who hasn't given me shit yet Dove. What's up? Wow. You want me to list the reasons why I haven't gotten it? Wow, you got reasons.

He got reasons. That's his gift to you. Excuses. Let's go, Dove. Tell us why. Because you had more than enough time to go spearfishing in the fucking Bahamas. Where's my gift? Did I have more than enough time to prepare a ceremony as your rabbi? And how much did you save not actually getting a real fucking priest rabbi to come in there? You really think that we saved money not getting...

You think a priest was going to do my wedding? Also, do you have to pay the priest? That's on God. Maybe you got to put him up. Maybe you got to put him up. Hey, let's say one thing real quick. Doug killed it. Oh, Doug murdered it. He killed it oh that's a wedding official

he killed it and using most of our material hello welcome to flagrant he brought charla up charla ends up doing the majority of the work what typical jew using a black man in hip-hop for success that was my little surprise then you leor cohen ass another thing then yeah we just jump right to it you fucking crashed well you brought your honeymoon to my honeymoon and then what did i get you the day after you got there a fucking yacht on christmas day so i got you a wedding gift and you didn't get me a yacht did you did you pay for the boat you literally gifted the guy from the boat do you a wedding gift and a boat. You didn't get me a yacht. Did you pay for the boat? You literally gifted the guy from the boat. Hey, do you think he paid for the boat?

Exactly. What is that, bro? Yeah, time and effort. Thank you. Time and effort, being friends with your friends. But they like me. Thank you, Oren. Unbelievable, this guy. That's like the NBA jam that Akash got us. That's just like that.

Perfect. Great gift, Oren. You ate. jam that akash got us uh-huh that's just perfect you know i know great gift you ate by the way you know what i brought to the boat can i just say what you brought to the boat yeah andrew brought to the boat a nice glass of fucking champagne a bottle it wasn't the kid rock don perry on version it was real champagne with a guy with a french fucking name len Lenny and Kravitz. Oh my God. And Perrier Jouet, which you got for free from the hotel that I reached out to get you a hookup on. Shout out Pablo. So I'm just making you money on your honeymoon. He just did his job. Does he think that this is not what he's supposed to do?

Does he think that this is not the job? I was off the clock. Okay. The point is, where's the gift? Okay. I'm reading like white people weddings. Was being a rabbi? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Was being a rabbi is not a gift? Okay, I'm reading like white people weddings. Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Being a rabbi is not a gift. Hold up. White people weddings, you have up to a year to give the person a gift. It says it right there on that list, vogue.com. And, well, I just have to let you know something. What is my wife? I'm just going to let you know. What is my wife, technically, according to your rules?

Yeah, Ashkenaz, dude. She's soup Jew. She's Jew, according to your rules. Sokenaz dude she's soup soup jews she's jews according according to your rules so when do the jews give the gift dude Andrew's babies are gonna be more jewish than yours 100% they would be you're marrying a shix yeah you're marrying a shix but i would normally in that case give money but then it's like almost like do i just tell the business manager to reroute what you pay me back to you? Yeah. That's how it works.

When my girl gets me something, you think it comes from her? I'm buying me the thing. We all know this. It's a recycling of money. Well, I could say this. I give her the money. She buys me a gift. I go, babe, thank you so much.

That's good. For saving me the time going on essence.com and buying a gift. You're right. So I'm going to buy her a wedding gift. Wherever you buy the clothes. Essence, right? Essence. Essence.

Triple S's. So because you got one fire gift that's on your wrist right there. No, no. We're not going to talk about the gifts. I'm going to get my gift. Deflecting, my man. Deflecting. We're talking about where's your gift.

It's coming. Were you just going to not get a gift? No, no, no. It's coming. Classless, this guy. It's coming. What kind of piece of shit? Classless, this guy.

What kind of piece of shit? Oh, my friend's friend brought you on a boat in Miami. That's my gift. Oh, man. Shout out, Omer Pura Vida. Yeah, shout out. Yeah, we paid for that fucking boat with all the times we go to Pura Vida. Saved your life, dude.

Andrew, give him shout outs right now. So it's not really free. Does that count? Yeah. Shout out, Oren Alexander. Andrew's giving him shout-outs right now, so it's not really free. Shout-out Orin Alexander, best real estate. Shout-out Orin, you useless. Okay. What did Akash get you?

Yeah, what did Akash get me? Nothing. Open up your Coinbase wallet right now. Oh my God, no. Ooh, that was good, because he set that up today. So, I knew you would never buy any of these altcoins on your own, so a few months ago i made

an investment on both of our behalves it's up 40 i just sent you half the money this guy's a beast oh that was good that was fucking good bro i thought i had yo you ain't shit bro you ain't and your speech was nothing compared to Akash's. It's a little goofy ass jokes. Oh, we're all here. I'm Rabadol. I'm Rabadol. I can't believe you heard me.

I'm Rabadol. You were crying the entire time. Eating fucking shellfish the entire goddamn time with the sushi. You cried. Fuck you. Get a new shirt. That's what we have to do. New wardrobe for Duff.

Buy yourself that. Oh my God. Okay? Wear my Italian shoes. This guy still doesn't even have an apartment. He's not have to do. New wardrobe for Dove. Buy yourself that. Oh, my God. Okay? I'll tell you what. This guy still doesn't even have an apartment. He's not committed to nothing. This guy's still living in a hotel. He's deflecting.

I'm not deflecting. Made you thousands. You think it's because no woman wants to commit to him that he doesn't want to commit to anything else? Yo, real talk. Why should a woman commit to you if you can't commit to yourself? Oh, shit, bud. Bam, bam, bam. Keep coming.

Keep coming. I can't believe it. I have the receipts, my friend. I'll tell you when to sell. You don't have a receipt for my gift, that's for sure. Okay. Was there anybody else? Oh, yeah.

And then, obviously, the big gift. I got one for Emma, too, that's at that. Sorry, we believe it. Yeah, you can use it. They know now. It's at the house. Damn, boy, this guy went for it. And I like how you got me a gift for that Sorry Yeah you can use it They know now It's at the house Damn boy This guy went for it

And I like how you got me A gift for me Yeah yeah yeah That is class Of course Hey buddy come on Cause you know me I know you

Exactly What counts as a good gift A gift that she can't use at all This is a private account She knows nothing about Offshore You know what I'm saying We got offshore accounts what I'm saying?

We got offshore accounts, baby. I'm giving all my money to OTCOS. We're going all in on FNFTs and crypto. And they can't take nothing from us. FNFTs are mass strength, bro. We're going to hit 60, divorce our wives. You know what I'm saying? Get that house together. Finally.

Finally. Yeah. Oh, man. But, no, I got to give a huge shout out to the motherfucking boss of all bosses the best present without a doubt yeah yeah fucking rogan rogan rogan it comes to the the house and then uh hands me this box and i know it's a fucking rolex from the box just the weight the weight and the shape and everything like that and it was wrapped but i don't want to say it because that's presumptuous yeah you know so i can't be like oh my god you did you actually do this and

then it turns out to be some champagne or something like that right so like it's like a mini bottle of champagne you know and uh bro i remember like i looked at the gift when i first saw the champagne the flower and then i went into the room like he ah, he hit something in my room. Like, I thought there was going to be more of this. I flew to New York that day. I flew to New York for the day to set it up. He's a bad guy, right? He's a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

Me? Did you fly back? Yeah. Right after? Yes. You flew to, you can't ship him champagne. No, he did that for Delta Points. Of course he did it for Delta Points.

Yeah, there was another Delta Points play. Like, we don't know this already about this guy. I could have just gone to Atlanta and gone home. I could have just gone to Atlanta. Are home. I could have just gone to Atlanta. Are you flat up? Diamond, bro. He's a homeless-looking Diamond member.

Worth it. I can gift you status. He got you. He got you. Yeah, he got you status. I got you. He got you self-status for your wedding.

But I wanted to set it up. I didn't want to send a random person. Bookmate layovers on the way over to get in the fucking segments he needed. What a piece of shit

lenny kravitz is cool he's got a hot daughter you know what i asked both these guys for help with your gift and they gave me nothing useless he gave me a pretty good idea actually but uh well use it yeah yeah i was almost upset at akash akash came to me he was like listen i'm thinking about getting your girl knives for your wedding and i'm just like i know this motherfucker not gonna get my girls and shit. I know that this motherfucker is not gonna get just my girl and gifts. Say what? I be saying shit. Y'all don't know me already?

Y'all don't know me in this podcast already? I just be saying shit and flippity-flopping on it? We're moving back to Miami, too. Hey! Thank God, bro! I went on one fucking boat and it was quite convincing you're welcome hey that's a gift to me dove that's a gift to me i got you uh but yeah rogan

came through he gives me the box and he and i grabbed the box and then before i can take it away from him he's holding on to it he goes uh i don't know your wife this is for for you. Fire. And I was like, that's what the fuck I'm talking about. That's fire. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. That's fire. Do you know what I mean? Why you don't give us some shit we could share?

Do you know what I mean? And then we went down there. If it's a Rolex, you can't share it actually. No, I actually looked into it. You can't adjust it that much to share it, which makes it even better.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like, cause we did share that sub that's yours now babe that's what i said that's yours that shit is fire that shit is absolutely fire i mean it would be nice if it was the fucking lenny kravitz edition or something maybe maybe if he splurged and got me the fucking lenny kravitz daytona that'd be pretty fucking nice you know you the best gift in this room he made an investment for me also. Yeah. Which is good. We'll see if that pans out to something.

You guys gave me cash. The rest of y'all didn't give me shit. I wrote a card. Did you? Probably in a recycling bin somewhere. Motherfucker gave me a card, no pictures. See what I mean? Didn't even give me the disposable camera pictures yo this is this is fucking beautiful though mile thank you so much for giving me

more grainy pictures than exists on our phone oh this is actually really beautiful thank you oh this is really sweet i'm gonna look through all those and like have them but uh in all seriousness uh what an awesome fucking uh day a wedding is i did not understand it until i had one and i feel like a complete narcissist in saying that but like no you don't get it yeah you don't get it because it's not it's not even just all the attention it's all the people you love and she loves in one place together and you're all just loving each other yeah it's fucking it's incredible man yeah it is the best day of your life until you have kids i assume yeah i i would agree with that 100 like it was crazy dude like yeah and everything that you guys

said about it came true and i tried to do things that you guys advise like uh i remember mark said something he's like yo just like take a moment to like have with your girl and i don't know if it was you that said this or that or you said this they're like when you're up there doing the vows look out was it you said that yeah and i and i made sure that i did that and it's really cool because it's all the people that you love in your life right you're looking at them notice you were behind me all the people that you love in your life you're looking at them without the person behind me all the people that you love in your life you're looking at them without the person that you hate the most because he just fucking sat there sucking up oxygen for no fucking reason are you gonna get him a gift are you going to bro i regret

unbelievable this guy unbelievable hello hello welcome to Flagrant 2. That was his biggest banger, dog. No, it wasn't. That was his banger. That was his banger, right? No, no. Did you have other shit? I had other bangers.

Did I have other bangers? You had some bangers, dude. Can Akash talk about me right now? No, he did great. You have a great tan. I'll tell you that. No, he did great. Real talk, Dove did it.

He did a great job. No, he did awesome. He did awesome. It was really well done. Andrew Vowse, holy shit. Wow. Unbelievable. And I see you do comedy at an incredibly high level.

I have never been more impressed with you than that moment. Well, I'll take that. He's taking away his bride's shine on her most important day. That's what he did. Guys, there can only be one star. My man is a tough follow. There can only be one star. He went first. She buried the

headliner. She told me. She's like, I want you to go first. I was like, okay. Get the shovel. Time to get buried. No, no. I honestly those those were hard did you guys feel this way like it was it was very hard to write did you guys i know that we don't gotta write but did you guys do something like uh for each other or anything like that like yeah like we had to do like notes before like we gave them

to each other at dinner i remember you telling me that yeah and was that difficult for you to like sum up your entire love and relationship yeah i didn't try to i was like there's too much to say so like here's just kind of how i feel right now but like just know that i'm not going to try to summarize it's overwhelming you tap out how can you like bro and i went through the same feeling like leading up to it i mean i was up to like three in the morning the fucking night before like with a month out i was like you know what i'm gonna be able to write some vows and my girl had written hers like way before and she was like sharing them with like i think dove and some other people and they were like yo bro you gotta come correct and the last thing i want is on our wedding day people to think

that i don't love my girl when she's professing all this love to me yeah you know what i'm saying there's a lot of like weight on the vows like if you come with some trash vows it's like what are you doing here i am telling you how much i love you and other people are watching it so if i come with trash shit not only are you going to be hurt you're gonna be more hurt because other people gonna be like that shit was mid yeah this guy talks for a living and that's what he came with and yeah and then there was there's also the pressure as you're a comedian like everybody thinks you're gonna try to be funny and the last thing i wanted to do is be funny i just was like let me just yeah tell her how i feel

and then yeah like tell i don't know it's weird like i really wanted to tell like my parents it was beautiful yeah that i just thought about what you said to your dad i almost teared up just now yeah it was fucking uh unbelievable everybody was crying i know mark was crying i was crying my wife was crying alex retarded he probably wasn't crying i got video of of you and alex uh hair uh you you know alex hair the guy oh yeah he's a fucking man and uh And I got video of both of you guys dabbing a tear at the same time. It was really like, but grown man in it.

Like, it was a little cold out. That was a lot of sand. It was sand. It was closer to the beach. I'm very serious. I have it on tape. And at your funeral, because I'm going to outlive you,

I'm going to play that for everybody. So they see who you really are. Like the kind of guy you really are. Do you remember the last person that told me to go first, Takash? I don't know what we're going for right now. My wife. Oh, yeah.

What I'm trying to say is if you tell me I'm going before you, we're going to have to switch things up. You're going to have a spectacular death? No, I'm going to... Fuck. God damn it, I fucked that up, man. Jesus Christ. Wait, what?

I was trying to say you're making me compete, so now I'm not going to die for you, but I just buried myself even deeper. God, man, I think I lost it. This married life, bro. Are you wearing a blazer all of a sudden? I'm grown, son. What happened? I'm fucking grown, bro.

Are you grown? I'm grown. I mean, I already did this joke when I first came in, but I'm grown, you know what I mean? I know. He's a grown-up comedian, you know? Dressing like grown comedians on stage fuck you

fuck you fuck you I'm just saying I'm just saying that's someone that's someone that went before you that guy

that guy went before you for sure bro I told y'all I'm on my fake honeymoon because my girl got COVID and we had to meet Dev in Miami instead. You took a honeymoon?

Say what? I know. The audacity. The audacity. The audacity. Mark's been saving that for so long. One year and seven days. Why did he take his honeymoon? Why do you need a honeymoon

in the middle of a fucking pandemic? And I didn't get a gift. Yeah, you did. What was it? I paid you the week you took off. But I worked that week. No, you didn't. When did I come back?

Sunday. I came back Wednesday. You didn't get him a fucking gift? I paid him. That yuck. No. When did you really come back? When did you really come back?

I came back Wednesday. No. Yeah. I left Thursday. Wedding Saturday. no when you really come back when you really come back when is it no yeah i left thursday i said this to you earlier but it's so funny you'll see andrew in real time realize he's a piece of shit you'll tell him what he did you'll be like no there's no way i'm capable of that do you want me to tell you how i remember the events first or should we have mark say what really happened this is the way i looked at it because i was about to ball out on mark's wedding yeah yeah i remember telling you i was excited too i was like i'm gonna fucking make it rain on this little motherfucker like i'm excited for him to get married and he's doing all this good stuff. And then he just did,

he was like, yeah, I'm being on Monday. And I was, and I was like, all right. And he goes, and he just doesn't show up Monday.

No, no. On the flight or something like that. Yeah. He texted me Sunday as I'm on the flight. I remember saying to him, I was like, yo,

you want to split for Mark's gift? Like, let's go half. Let's get him something nice. He was like, nah, I want to get him something. My woman knows from me. And it's like too much to take out of like's gift like let's go half let's get him something nice he was like nah i want to get him something i want to know it's from me and it's like too much to take out of like an atm it's like it's going to be like it's a whole thing i

don't want to travel with that much money like i got it and i was like god damn what are you gonna do yeah i was gonna do some damage and then you texted me on the flight home as we're about to start work on this netflix thing um that you're the co-fucking creator of right that you're the co-creator of that you didn't tell your co-creator that you weren't going to show up for yeah so uh on sunday night and then i was like it ain't called don't you forget it no and then i uh and then he just said yo i'm actually gonna go like hang out in a house or something I'm gonna do like a honeymoon like kind of mini moon or something like that

And then I was like what the fuck would I really say I said, why don't you just tell me? Yeah, so I was upset. Yeah, but in my mind you didn't come in the whole week until the next week That's not what happened. No, you came with Monday Tuesday. We flew back Wednesday But you left earlier the week before Thursday so Thursday to Wednesday. So Thursday to Wednesday, one week. Bang. But also that was when we started Netflix. What do you mean? So technically I was paid by Netflix for that week. And me. Go Mark, go!

No, this is nice. No. No. No. You know his face when he realized shit? Oh my god. I feel like a piece of shit. I feel R.

Doug, how do you feel right now? I'm so happy. Andy feels bad. I'm so happy. Was that really, though? Was it really when you started? Yeah, that was the first week. You can see the hurt, honestly.

It was September 1st. You see the hurt in Mark right now, right? Why did you say this? I feel like you should zoom in on his face if you can. So you can see true pain in his eyes. didn't you tell me this holding on to this but hey hey we didn't tell you forever i said i'm just gonna pay you for that week i think i think we need to have another discussion in private all of us i don't know i feel now i feel so bad but he didn't know he never had a wedding before so he didn't know what it meant now he does now i know

what it meant but i still feel uh fine with what you got you know i still feel fine with what you got given your your information that you shared me but now that i know that netflix was paying you i don't feel good so i will pay you what i agreed to pay you for you being a irresponsible scumbag i was an irresponsible scumbag that's from the heart isn't it hey you know tell me you don't even want that gift. There's no emotion in it. There's no love behind it. Already, by the way, you took a mini moon, right?

That's a sacrifice from a honeymoon. That's a little guy for work. Yo, a mini moon is a sacrifice. We were just getting somewhere. We were just healing. Our relationship was just healing. Remember when we saved Dub from Hollywood? Remember when we did that with that Netflix special?

Do you remember that? Do you remember that? Hey, what was great? You'd be writing Patton Oswalt's IG posts right now. Yo, what a fucking loser Patton Oswalt is. What an abject fucking loser this guy is, right? Are we moving off of what a piece of shit I am?

Can we talk about somebody else's piece? Talk about comics that are a piece of shit! Bro, I didn't put that together, Mark. You should have brought that up to me. I didn't put that together. Oh my God. I gotta look at the amount of weeks. Did you look at it? It's 100%?

What was the week of your wedding september he's hurt right now dude no we're gonna get to the bottom of this september what fifth and get to the bottom of his pain no you're off you're off you're off by two weeks but it was close i thought september 1st is when we started no we we finished it was 10 weeks is what we were paid by netflix for and we went until the 14th or something like that of December. So I paid you for those two. You feel good about yourself right now? So much better.

And fuck you for right after my wedding making me feel bad. How dare you? Right after my wedding make me feel bad. Right after your wedding? It's been two weeks. What are you, a bitch's birthday? Can I? Can I? Can I? my wedding make me feel bad right after your wedding it's been two weeks what are you a bitch's birthday can i can i can i give it to somebody bro i thought you got me knives for my fucking birthday i mean my wedding going up like that that was a great gift akash was all before

the podcast trying to like get into my count and I was like I really thought that you felt so bad that I wasn't making any money on this crypto stuff that you were just gonna start forcing me into making money on crypto I was like this is really sweet and now that I see how much you can make I'm like all in what a fucking loser to criticize crypto

who would do that? NFTs aren't gay they're the straightest I'm telling you NFTs fuck't gay. They are not gay. They're the straightest. I'm telling you. They really are. NFTs fuck bitches, dog. They do. But yeah, so what a piece of shit trying to make me feel bad. Yeah, my bad, dude. I'm a piece of shit.

Son, that is fucked up. We went until what day? The 14th, right? Oh, man. Yeah, it was the 14th. I don't want you to be right. I i am right or the 12th or something like that i do think you haven't officially started netflix yet but i don't know if they were paying you or not you got it was for 10 weeks so anything outside of that i had to pay so you got your

fucking gift and you were about to double up on me what do you mean he gave you paid time off on your way time off he acted like a normal employer his gift to you listen i ain't shit i know that but just tell me ahead of time this is about principles technically you gave me a bigger gift then hey he's up he's up bro he's up only because i told him what i was gonna splurge he didn't tell you how much you know i was like yo it's got to be big I'm going to be honest he was doing so much I was like I don't have to do as much as I was going to Andrew is going to pay him so fucking much

How do I end up being the fucking asshole Every time That's what we always want to know Is it me Guys Is it me Blazer Schultz is different Blazer Schultz is different He wore that blazer with our double date which he invited himself on all right guys we're gonna

take a break for a second because the infamous tour has a few shows left the infamous tour is officially ending in april keep that in mind so these are the last shows of the infamous tour we are not adding any more in north america at. These are the times you get to see it. We will be in Portland this weekend and Seattle. Okay, we added Late Show in Portland, Late Show in Seattle. A few tickets left for both of those shows. Those tickets are going to be going very soon, so do it immediately. Okay, then coming out to Oxnard.

Oxnard's already sold out. Maybe we add more shows. I don't know. You guys let me know. But then we're going to be up in Sacramento. A few tickets left for that show. Go those immediately then brea california then coachella california then san jose california and then we're coming up to canada they better not fuck with our capacity as of now they haven't so we're gonna do winnipeg vancouver vancouver we

added another show then calgary and then of course we got the three shows in toronto all sold out toronto y'all want another show you let us know uh then we got birmingham alabama new orleans cleveland pittsburgh montreal we added a second show montreal go get that then new york city added a second one radio city music hall and then finishing out atlantic city those are the shows we're coming to your city get those tickets right right now. We're not adding anything else. This is it. This is it for the Infamous Tour. It's fucking done.

Then we're going to drop that special, and the rest is history. I love you. Akash Singh, what do you got? Also, you can get those tickets at theandrewschultz.com. Akash Singh, tell them. Dallas, I'm coming home this weekend. Deal. January 7th and 8th at Hyena's Comedy Club.

Hurry up and buy your tickets before they sell out. January 27th through 29th, I'm going to be at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, Illinois. February 3rd and 4th, I'm going to be in Richmond, VA at the Sandman Comedy Club. Canada, I'm coming to y'all. Vancouver Playhouse, March 11th. I'm going to be in Vancouver. Everyone in Surrey better bring their ass through, all you brown people. And April 1st and 2nd, I in austin at the vulcan gas company

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Now I don't care. Now I'm fucking going balls to the wall. You want to know some good shit? We went on a little double date. My wife and then Dove's Christian. Let's go, Dove. We need a camera that can swivel so you can see the thing yo dove the one that's a real shit this poor guy this girl has dove over dove gets a fucker and then has to leave that's the rule wow wait yeah explain explain more i don't get it i don't know i thought i was gonna get more of a

reaction because that sounds like a gift oh that's right we're men we don't want to cuddle damn bro the way it was portrayed that night when we were with the women was that a dove was getting the end of the stick you gotta make him think you want to hang out oh god you're a genius yeah this guy's really a fucking genius oh my god maybe depriving dove of girl talk hurts him but for most men it's like yeah that's wonderful yeah that's the dream yeah you're living the dream oh jesus he fucking did it again all right Should we talk about Ratatouille or what? I think that was Derek Poston's comment on his

apology post. He said like, come on, Ratatouille. Some shit like that. I need to find it. But yeah, set it up. So Patton Oswalt is this comedian. He was very popular, I think, in like the maybe 90s, 2000s. He's still really popular with his

with his demo is he yeah yeah and he'd be working all the time i didn't know that he was this popular he you know tj used to represent him really yeah for 17 years and then he left because fucking caa was hogging him down uh yeah so it's a real loyal guy yeah yeah yeah super loyal guy you know you take a picture with you know one of your best friends and comedian, then shit on him in the next post. Yeah. With like a set up picture. The most hilarious thing is the next picture.

If you can go to it. So first you post a picture saying, with Dave Chappelle saying, I got to perform with one of my best friends or one of my oldest friends in comedy. Yeah. Watching him perform in an arena. It's like a private one-on-one conversation, which is true. Yes, it's true. Dave is so fucking incredible at making a small crowd feel a big crowd feel small yeah and

then i guess he got a lot of comments and then and he was deleting all the comments on the original post yeah yeah yeah and then do i just read the whole thing that he put so then he posts another post and he has someone stage a picture of him working on his apology or something, or maybe he's working on his set. I don't know what it is. I mean, he's clearly in a green room and he's got his hand over his chin. He's like, is this pensive enough? Do I look thoughtful enough in this situation? I'm sure they took this picture like 10 fucking times before they decided to post it which is the most loser shit ever right yeah

and he posts a fucking picture and then does this long caption and mark you can read the caption but essentially apologizing for taking a picture with dave chappelle to his fans that are upset by it yeah and then i think balances it quite well yeah where basically Where it basically says like, this is a friend of mine, I'm not just gonna like stop being a friend of him because we disagree on something and I'm an ally, et cetera. And I thought that part was good.

That part was good. Because it- And he gave Dave, he was like, I don't think, I don't agree with Dave, but I don't think he's done learning. And I feel guilty

because I've cut off friends in the past I didn't agree with and I think I might have made them more angry and hateful and closed-minded. Yes. Which is a valid ass point. I thought it was actually actually really this part people are upset about and i didn't think you should because i think this is what we want to give everybody we want to give everybody the

let's say the ability to change that's actual open-mindedness yes 100 what is shocking is that he felt like people cared that much about how pot and pat and oswald felt about the world like i didn't know that there are human beings out there that are going, what does Patton Oswalt think about this? The guy from Mike and Molly? What does the guy from Mike and Molly think about this? How does he feel about trans-exclusionary

radical feminism? What does Mike and Molly's side character, or is it Mike and Molly? Whatever. King and Queen. Fat people sitcom. What does fat people sitcom guy think about radical feminism and what oh my god if he doesn't post something soon about the fact that he was at a sold-out show arena show with dave chappelle yeah i don't know if i'll be able to support him yeah god forbid like the level of fucking narcissism and don't get me wrong to be in this business i

get it we're we all have we all are narcissists 100 i named a fucking netflix special schultz saves america right there's narcissism out there right and paid everybody there really well everybody got paid really well what they deserved okay a lot of silence from the rest of the room yeah so but but to feel like you need to address something that is a scandal only on your own instagram page like the world is not picking this up nobody gives a flying fuck you have to delete 10 comments and all of a sudden you're like oh no this is this is big news that level of narcissism like that inability to see outside the world that's some fucking weirdo shit man that's that weirdo hollywood

shit you know what that i saw this picture and again i i like his general idea his thought like i'm not gonna abandon my friend even if i disagree with him yeah but i was i saw this and i was like dude i'm so thankful i'm not a part of that hollywood world because i don't it it's either narcissism or these fucking hollywood guys aren't going to give me a job yeah because i have a picture with a guy who's seeing his anti-lgbt and you see all the people in the comments like the other hollywood people can't get a job no more like sharon stone is in the comments like i want to talk to him about this but i guess he thinks i'm heckling or something like that and it's just like it's all these people the weird thing about patent is i guess

patent has a fan base yeah he has his own thing niche fan base so you would think that he doesn't have to like suckle off the tea to the industry like a Sharon Stone does like Sharon Stone exists off of the generosity of the industry like if directors like her she gets to be in movies if they don't she doesn't but it's not like Sharon Stone is in the movie and we're like

I gotta drop everything and I gotta go see this like when The Rock is in a movie motherfuckers show up plain and simple yeah like the industry needs the rock i'm watching he's in a netflix movie it's the biggest netflix movie of all time boom same with kev the industry needs kev yeah kevin don't need the industry yep and i didn't know where padden sat in that but now you're telling me that he has his core fan base so he doesn't need the industry he doesn't need their acceptance but maybe there's something in him that like he just needs them to go hey i like you you're a good person i think he's doing it to preserve his fan base yeah that's another thought i had cultivated the fan base

fan base is probably pretty left and they're like kind of wokey kind of cucky and so he is getting all these comments and people dm me and being like yo you're a piece of shit i'm never coming to a show i'm never buying another ticket blah blah and if his whole fan base does that then that's where you're really fucked because he's doing tickets on the road like it looks like he's doing big venues he's doing theaters and imagine yeah big theater guy the stuff he posts on instagram is to serve his fan base so this is the first time he's getting a bunch of negative shit on a post so he's going batshit crazy and he's like oh i need to go extra to my only issue is the picture that's what i if he just wrote the note oh i need to go extra to my only issue is the picture that's

what i if he just wrote the note yeah so yeah go go sorry just sorry no i'm cutting you up it was just the note i wouldn't mind you know people just fucking hey here's my note yeah this is too much writing the note and it's just uh the hand over the mouth like you know he did one take where he didn't have his hand over his mouth and he's like no it doesn't look like i'm like toiling for his ideas and all right let me try one more like oh that's really good right there that inauthenticity that's what it is like why would anybody even take that picture yeah like taking the picture with chapelle and then showing yourself on tour like even that that's kind of cool yeah and then showing yourself performing for all the people yeah that's awesome you get to be

with the fucking greatest comic in the world and you get to perform in an arena great cool yeah some people are going to be upset that because they don't like chapelle right but to really start to think oh my god i'll never be able to tour again of like these seven people who might not even be my fucking fans they're just chapelle haters and they're going to comment on anything that chapelle is involved in yeah and hate on anything that chapelle's involved in regardless who they're with nah bro funny part i found was that he's doing handwriting but then this is an ig post that he had to rewrite i was thinking maybe it was like you know some of this probably photographer back there taking candids and maybe he had one left over i'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt and be like maybe he's like ah this is a picture that kind of works whatever it's just

let's just throw it up there but then just do the note yeah but don't you have like a level of self-awareness as a comedian where like this is wildly corny like as a comedian you would make fun of this yeah that's true that's true i was never a big pat noswalt fan but i was asking a few comics about it and i was was he like good back in the day they're like no he was like really funny that was the perception and i got from guys that i respect yeah he's he's got a he's a comics comic guy they have a special him sarah silverman a couple other people called the comedians of comedy they're like the comics comic but he got big and he got industry love the motherfucker was ratatouille like that's paper yeah so in his mind even if this is probably to serve his fan base but also

hollywood broke him the fuck off he's huge in the voiceover space Massive He's consistently working like Agents of the Shield Like movies He's eternal Oh yeah and especially again in voiceover So that's all this is How do I keep on getting the roles in Hollywood Career preservation

I'm just surprised he didn't see the backlash Coming when he posted the picture He was too caught up in the moment maybe i guess like but i know like if you are in that and you understand like where you sit in the industry and who your audience is i don't know why you would go out of your way to post a picture with someone that is yeah yeah i don't know especially after you shit all over shane gillis because that's the thing he was like shitting all over shame when shame was going through his thing and and it's funny it's like like, and Shane reached out to him to like, hey, can we just talk about it? And then apparently his

reaction was like, he needs to do a lot of work before we can even talk. And then all of a sudden... Yo, fuck you, dog. Yeah, yeah, it's super corny when the comics just shit on comics. Fuck you. You're shorter than me. Where do you get off talking to Shane like that? That's the thing that I don't understand. Like, when you see this, like, when you see

especially a comic shit on each other, it's like, there's only a certain amount of comedy clubs like we're gonna bump into each other like it's gonna happen not and i'm not saying that there's gonna be anything violent about this but like you're gonna have an awkward confrontation where you're gonna have to at least explain the reason why you were shitting on a fellow comic right and here we are shitting on a fellow comic. And I have no problems. And I don't think any of you guys have any problems having this conversation with Patton Oswalt. I think Patton, and judging by what happened

when Shane reached out to him, does have a problem having that conversation. So if you're just going to dump all over a comic who's going through some shit, right, because it gives you social media clout, that's really what it does, is like your community starts to go, ooh, this is is awesome you're not dumping on every single person that's ever said something offensive you're not dumping on the random person right there's tons of people

on the internet every single day they say offensive shit yeah right why not dump on them oh because you can't get clout yeah because you can't get passed on the back because sharon stone not going to comment on your shit going oh my god how amazing are you as a comic if you're not willing to have an unpopular opinion that bothers me i don't know that you're not not a comic or whatever but it's whack yeah like you got to be willing to stand in an unpopular opinion and if you're going to take the pc choice on everything and i don't need to talk to him and then this is good but don't not talk to a comic who you think offended you and you're like hey comic reaches out hey can we have a conversation you say fuck you that's so whack to me well it's just because you don't want to handle the tough combo

and i was talking to shane about it and he was like dude i had to have a lot of those combos like i had like when i was he was when i was like younger and fucking comedy and i was just like bitter and upset and just talking shit about everybody and then eventually got some success i had to meet those people that i talk shit about and it was tough yeah but i would fucking have them yeah and it's important to have them. Yeah. You can't go around talking all this shit and then the second that you meet somebody,

it's like all peaches and cream. Yeah. Like, let's have fun. Let's be happy. I remember you said that about Charlemagne and it stuck with me, which is like... That shit was fire.

Yeah, you say it better than me. No, he was just like, when Charlemagne meets people that he's talked shit about, he doesn't like shake their hand. Yeah. Not in a rude way. He goes,

I can't act like I haven't talked shit about you. So he doesn't like shake their hand yeah not in a rude way he goes i can't act like i haven't talked shit about you yeah so he was just like he was like they reach out and be like nah bro i've i forget exactly how he worded it it wasn't disrespectful but it was like i would be phony yeah if i'm gonna be all like sweet and cordial with you knowing what i've said right and because i would ask him advice about that shit i'd be like bro what do you do when you like meet these people it's a small world yeah and he's like you have to keep it a hundred yeah unless you didn't mean what you said and if you didn't mean what you said you're just shitting all over that man for no reason yeah yeah and especially when you say it publicly thank god i wasn't i mean i guess i was probably

more bitter because i wasn't in any public eye at all but the shit when i was bitter and angry and the hate i was spewing it's like oh thank god i grew out of that before i got some level of success yes yes yes that's what i'm hoping with patton's like apology thing with him saying like i wonder how many people i've pushed away or like that have dug their heels into their position great point by me cutting them off we should all take that in and that's where i'm hoping like maybe someone like shane that he cut off or was talking shit about he looks back and goes oh yeah i shouldn't have done that maybe i should have reached out to him that's fair he does kind of acknowledge i should have taught him uh so i'm hoping like in the way that he's gonna hope that dave changes his his point of view i'm hoping that

padden changes his point of view that's a good perspective and it looked like from that second piece people are criticizing him for kind of like throwing dave under the bus in the second piece i actually think he did yeah i don't think he did like i do believe he has those beliefs meaning like i think he's supportive of lgbt and he's an ally and i believe that that's real i don't think he's necessarily putting that on but i also believe he really fucking mires dave chappelle and thinks he's awesome at something that he loves which is stand-up right and it's hard when you love something so much yeah and you see somebody that you think is so good at it to not forgive their shortcomings yeah it's almost like with your grandparents it's like you love them so much and i never had grandparents but like uh i imagine you love them so much that

you forgive that they might have some like bigoted views or some kind of shit right i think you just change the like where the butt goes in your perception of them like they're good but they believe some fucked up things whereas if it's some random person on the internet like yeah they're fucked up but they might do something good every now and again yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you give them that grace first yeah exactly and he knows dave and he's known him for a long time he's like oh dave's a good guy and he's smart and he's like intelligent yeah and he just happens to be wrong on this issue which he also says in the note i don't think he's done thinking evolving seeking he's a guy that does that so he gives him credit as being a thoughtful guy i think he gives davis flowers and

he's like look i don't agree with him but i'm not cutting him off for that so in conclusion uh you have the you have the right perspective because we're not going to talk about ratatouille for this fucking long you have the right perspective uh you did it in an incredibly corny way yeah and hopefully uh he continues to grow and he doesn't shit on comics and uh especially young ones yeah who are going through a lot of turmoil in their career yeah just for social media clout i want shane to reach back out and see how that's taken now you ready to have that combo now buddy oh that's a good idea yeah Should we do it on Flagrant 2? Hell yeah, dog. Talking about social media, clown. What else, my boys?

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so that you will be there for when the special drops and we're gonna blow that motherfucker up let's do it this is home team we're all watching it you dropped a great trailer thank you yesterday it was absolutely awesome you gave me some great fucking advice you guys had a great job you and kevin marcus put up uh your some great shit and it was just awesome people really liked it or what how did it feel people really liked it i got a lot of positive feedback from south asians which was dope yeah people were like yo we need this this is for the culture like dope shit that was being said i'm so excited about i'm really proud of it i feel like i'm dropping at the right time and like i'm just super excited and this year let's go good 2022 let's go does it

feel uh are you nervous at all i'm nervous because they're still i feel like i have a good foundation but now you got to elevate. You always got to elevate. And that's a word that you use a lot, but like everything now, it's about taking this foundation, elevating in the next month. So we got a month,

we got to do, you know, promo and all that. It's just like constant shit to do, but I'm really excited to drop it. Can we watch the trailer real quick? Yeah, would love that.

All right, guys, we're going to watch the trailer. It's a minute long. We're watching it. Press play whenever you want, Mark. Because of a poo I got made fun of in my childhood. Welcome to childhood, bitch.

I ain't like these AC artists and you fucking know that. I listen to Lambert, then I mix it with that Kodak. Did a nine to five, rather die before I go back. I am top five, number two, I'm not below that. People always say, name one thing a white male can't have. Okay, an opinion. Native Americans are basically human Bitcoin. Like, I believe they exist.

But I never got my hands on one of them motherfuckers. I am number one and fuck whoever don't acknowledge it. I will say, the first few weeks, I just thought Me Too was all of us talking about stuff we would also do to be in a movie. You were subject to being offended? Yeah. Thank you, man. Very good. Thank you, dude.

I'm excited for this. It is. Yeah, yeah. I'm excited. And it's interesting because it's like you've put out so much content on the internet yeah so i'm curious i'm curious like yeah like where your mind is this is my first piece first of all shouts to fuck they was a big fan of the podcast for the the song in the background i swear i heard that song over a year ago and i was like

that's the title track for my first special we We were in quarantine, so I couldn't film. But I was like, when I drop it, that's the fucking track. That's the one. That's fire. But yeah, I felt like I want to drop this piece first for my first special because it's like, I used to complain about this to you that people would tell me like, oh, Akash, you act black. You don't act Indian.

And I'd always be like, but how do I act Indian? Yeah, yeah. And so I realized it's actually a cool opportunity for us to figure out our identity. like this generation gets to decide what it is and i saw a lot of stuff that was like kind of co-opting like black people struggle that they actually had and they actually have been fucked over systemically and brown people like oh yeah but no uh apu offends me or you mispronouncing my name offends me or all this other shit and it's like yo that's not how our parents raised us dude yeah our parents raised us to come over here and fucking dominate and we're capable

of that and we like we are killing it but we gotta own that and that i want to be our identity so i'm not saying i'm gonna change it right but i'm gonna do whatever i can to fight against this kind of like victim mentality that does not apply to us i don't think right you're saying that like your circumstances are different than the black experience in America. Yeah, 100%. And my eyes have been open to that for sure. But like when we talk about white privilege, it's like, cool, that might exist,

but you also are overlooking how privileged you are relative to your people to be in America. Right. Like we're the most privileged in our lives. Our parents would never, ever complain. Compared to other Desis you're saying that are like in India, Pakistan. Indians, Pakistanis, Sri Lankans, people back home. Right, right. in our lives our parents would never ever compare to other daisies you're saying they're like india pakistanis pakistanis sri lankans people back home right they don't they would kill literally

kill somebody to be where we are right so when we talk about white privilege it's like man you got to be thankful for our privilege and take that and build something beautiful i really look at our parents like they fucking sacrifice everything to come here the language they didn't know like they did it and we're gonna now complain no let's be thankful and let's build something fucking great right right and it is interesting about like like co-opting the the struggle of the people that you admire or like the place that you're that you think that you could you should reside within america right like it's almost like you see behavior of people that you want to be like and then you replicate that behavior and look for those things within your culture and i don't think that this is something that's specific to just indians i think

that we all kind of do it there is a way to act white in america whether it's good or not and there's a way to act quote-unquote black in america you have like if i'm black i like hip hop i can dress this way i'm this culture it's all it's good it's yeah yeah that's not necessarily good or bad but for the rest of us we kind of just got to pick a side and then when you pick that side you're gonna pick all the things that go with that side fair enough yeah i didn't even think about that yeah but yeah but to me it's like i want to be able to let's figure out our identity this is the generation that gets to do that and that's fucking dope but we got to make sure we set our kids and grandkids on the right path so this is like an important and the jokes aren't all about being indian but the theme is just like privilege is not we are privileged right and so the jokes are you know

there's one joke about a poo obviously but like overall the bits are just about everybody and this this thing or that thing society whatever but like this is at the end of the day a tone is i want to set for my people or help them establish this identity yeah and i'm really fucking excited about it and i'm proud of it and like i can't wait for it to drop i just i just think it's so exciting to like drop a piece yeah like and i'm so excited for you for that because you know when you when you're when you're putting out clips or doing these things right they they don't have the same gravity that like a special does because

what you're saying is like these are the most profound thoughts that i've had up to this point in my career or something like that and then like organizing them as one thing and also like having you have a little extra weight on it because you're carrying the perspective of a lot of people that look like you and you want you are a thought leader in that space so this this is like, you want this perspective and you hope that this perspective is like shared by all these people that have this similar life as you. Yeah. And finally you get to be like a voice for them. I don't know.

It just seems so exciting. This, all the clips feel like clips. The special to me feel special. This feels like a special and I'm using that word, meaning it. Like I feel like this is special and let's i'm really excited to put it out and i was so much of y'all everybody but i even thought about this there was a fucking episode where you and alex had like an intervention with me yeah you were like yo dog you're one of the nicest like get out of your fucking head yeah and i didn't feel that way

then but now i do good now it's like let's go i'm ready for this this is my time let's go let's fucking go oh that's great so february 2nd make sure everybody goes and let's blow this fucking thing up man i'm excited i'm excited do you have specific goals about with it for it or i have goals of like numbers of subscribers i want to hit uh numbers of not necessarily number of tickets i want to hit but i want to go from certain venues to certain venues but mainly my main goal is to just get this out to everybody but my people yeah i really want to see this i really want everybody to see it but i really everybody but my people yeah i really want to see this i really want everybody to see it but i really really want my people to see it yeah yeah yeah so i'm excited and i feel like it has that potential and let's keep pumping it and thank

you guys for everything yeah man oh this is so cool it is so cool um all right what else guys what else we talking about yo while we were talking about like wedding stuff and comedy stuff yes there were some comedians that were mad that they didn't get invited to the wedding oh yeah that's that is um i'm not mad they weren't uh i had a great time you know i really had a great time i know that uh uh our dear friend bobby lee uh was a little bit perturbed that he was not invited to the wedding. And we had, I thought, you know, I love Bobby. I genuinely love him. Right.

But we had a lot of, we had a good amount of Asians. We had Akash. We had Akash's wife. We had Ben Uyeda. We had Ben Uyeda's girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true. You know, and it was, I thought that was a lot. I think one of the catering guys was half, too.

Well, we did have sushi, but I made sure he was white because we had so many Asians that were invited to the party and I wanted there to be just an even balance at the party. Yeah. Right? And then Tim Dillon was talking about also with Joe Rogan. But here's the thing. Like, the party is at like this beautiful piece of real estate

and has delicious food. And I don't think Tim really understands those things. So like, he just doesn't understand. The guy who sold subprime mortgage mortgages. Exactly. Like if this was at like a motel six that was renovated into like a hotel, maybe that he would appreciate it or like some diner food or something like

that. But clearly this guy doesn't understand fine cuisine and great real estate. Yeah. Right. I mean, so why would he even enjoy himself there? It's just not for him. Do you estate. Yeah. Right? I mean, so why would he even enjoy himself there? It's just not for him. Do you know?

Yeah. Maybe if it was like done at like a crypto conference or something like that. He would dominate, dude. Then we would have him there. We would be the efficient. Yeah. If it was in the metaverse, he would have been invited. He'd be the guy and then we'd be the guys, the second to the guys.

Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. But no, I just didn't think that, you know, there'd be any fun there. But besides that, yeah, there was a lot of people upset that they couldn't get there you know katie perry quite furious why wasn't why wasn't katie perry invited um it just wasn't it just wasn't right yeah it just wasn't right i didn't think it was right for katie the rock yeah yeah it was quite furious yeah yeah uh say again he was throwing back that term he was he was getting

shit-faced drunk yeah because he was so sad what about neil brennan why wasn't neil brennan skin mostly his skin is very translucent it's mostly outdoors you know also you know he got omicron like you know that he's gonna be contagious it's a hundred percent i mean i got omicron from you guys this time do you think that you got it who got it first no way i had i sent you a negative test not everybody did that i sent them tests bro i sent a pcr not a rapid i sent a pcr official ass pcr is pretty legit yeah a pcr is pretty legit because i knew i can't give this my fucking covet again yeah that would have been fucked up yeah that would absolutely i was actually a little relieved i got it from y'all i was like

all right cool now it's even yeah fair enough um can i be honest with you and i'll say it on this podcast we might cut this out um i'm never taking a covid test again yeah we're gonna cut that out but yeah i just want to let you guys know we might have cut this out or maybe there's bleeping going over my voice right now i'm never taking a covid test again i have a cold from now on i'm done what have you got to travel to a place that requires a negative test i'm never taking wait what no you just get vax they don't require a negative test no oh when you leave the country yeah yeah oh yeah i'll do it for that so you'll do it if you have to yeah let me take this back

i'm not moving i'm not budging one bit on this i'm never taking a covet test again unless i have to unless i have to do something i want and then i'll immediately take it but i'm not i'm becoming more and more anti-vax what have you the source yeah you really are no yeah as soon as you put on that rolex you got real anti-vax yo it's so funny like what money will do and how it will change your opinions do you know what i mean because it looks to me it's about time for me to not get a booster it looks to me like dr malone or whatever his name had some really good points about the mrna monoclonal antibody

you know what i'm saying i'm with it well my girl got covid i was stuffing ivermectin down every orifice you know what i mean we got to get this girl cleaned up so we can go to miami yeah 100% mad people that like didn't know that my girl got covid they just knew that i hung out with dove in miami like like comics like chris scopo came up to me he was like hey dude the wedding looked great blah blah blah and uh he was i just gotta ask you like uh like uh why was it like weird to go on your honeymoon with with the guy that works with you like he didn't know how to say why was dove on your fucking honeymoon and um the answer is we were supposed to go to brazil but my girl got fucking covid so we had to stay and then we had

a fire ass super spreader event yeah yeah you did fire son miami was absolutely amazing like better than i hate you so much i truly i can't express how mad i was when you sent those texts as i'm isolated with coven i could have been isolated in the sun in coven in miami yep that's a good point you had a fire ass place too yeah bro i can't but as soon as he said why do we leave miami i was like yo fuck this guy why did in COVID, in Miami. Yep. That's a good ass point. You had a fire ass place too. Yeah, bro. I can't believe, as soon as he said, why did we leave Miami?

I was like, yo, fuck this guy. Why did we leave Miami? You. You. You. No, why did we? You. It wasn't me. It was 100% you.

I think it was Al. No. I was like, I got a studio. I got a bill. That was in the beginning. Then I got comfy. I was 100% you. I think it was Al. I think it was Al. Al was like, I got a studio. I got a bill. That was in the beginning. Then I got comfy. I was like, it's not so bad. Al started the big pun right around the cherry red one fitting in the pants.

That was good, though. No, why did we leave? Hey, we can still go back, Doug. But why did we leave? You. You. Was it me? Yes.

Y'all be hating on me for no reason because i'm married the weather was about to change it was about to get real real hot that's right i saved y'all from that yeah remember when i saved y'all from how hot it was yeah from the cars with the air conditioning and the walk-in two blocks everywhere yeah oh what a nightmare that would have been we should have been in the 80 degree subway sweating our balls off. That's what we should have been. Back to record prices for apartments in New York. I know, dude.

Perfect timing. God. I mean, my financial planning has been so horrible. I apologize to this guy. Literally anything that I say about money outside of our business, any suggestion I have about money, just don't take it. Yeah, yeah. of outside of our business any suggestion i have about money just don't take it yeah because we moved to miami at the height of the miami real estate boom moved back to new york at the height

of the new york state new york city real estate boom right like when we came back almost impossible to find a place yeah still impossible it's very possible you're choosing not what i want for what i want dove lives under a bridge he lives under a how are you so picky and everything he's so jealous how are you saving all this money i don't have a gift i live with a sweet fucking piece of shit buy mark a fucking wedding gift for me buy him a gift for me yes i gave him advice not an hermes plate not an hermes plate you know that okay oh fuck i think i gave you an hermes plate They got that idea from me too. No, do you know why I got you guys that plate?

Yeah. I looked on specific wedding gifts for... It's not the whole gift. I gave him something. He gave me... I gave him a different thing. Nice thing.

I gave him an investment and then I... But the plate, we looked at like the things that you should give for Indian weddings and money was the one that's normal.

I had to explain to my girl like we're not being rude or lazy by giving money. It's customary in a lot of cultures. And then the other was, uh, they literally said like a plate or some, something like house furnishing gift. Oh, is that complete bullshit? It was on like a Daisy website. Like I looked this up. I only give money and I only know people who give money. The question is not, what did you get them? It's how much are you giving them? Right. Yeah. It it was actually a nice little nice little piece for the apartment you know what i mean you walk in put your keys down it's classy it's classy somebody comes in the apartment first thing they see is yes that's class that's the gift i've been getting people for years i told them about them and now that's your gift thank you oh now it seems pretty now you get people gifts for years

and i have nothing because they ran out of this little trace i have absolutely nothing his gift to you was the idea for my gift i got an idea for a gift from dove to me you're ready for this yeah you pay for every uber that we're in together for a year wow that's a gift. Wow. No. Did you see his fucking accounting break? Crunch those numbers real quick. He almost said Dave. Here comes Vala has entered the chat. Oh, you mean Vala who sent an invoice for the Uber from the fucking hotel in Boston to the Celtics game.

The $7 Uber. For the gift of Andrew getting us. He's done throwing everybody under the bus right now. Hit him. What did he do? You mean the Uber you were going to invoice him, but I had to call because you guys trashed Hey. I hate. All right.

Nothing. You had to wait outside for 20 minutes to turn up on an Uber because you're trashed at Uber really. We can't hear if all or nobody's trashing Dove's Uber. Oh, God at Uber, man. We can't hear Val or nobody's trash in Doves Uber. Oh, God. No, no, no. Hey, you know what's funny about that, though? And I'm going to throw you on the bus because you're wearing this much green to disrespect me.

On the day I dropped my special, I Ubered from Santa Barbara to L.A. to catch our flight because I got moved. Val hitches a ride. I asked you. Didn't ask. I asked. Didn't ask. Didn't ask once. Didn't ask once Didn't ask once

Hey you want me to throw down some money I wouldn't have accepted it He's like nah man Nah Pike don't worry about it I got it If you text it I take it back I asked in front of your wife I'm gonna ask my wife Go ahead ask her

She be remembering Too much shit I did wrong Block something out, finally. Wow. I'm a bet on your ass right now. Bet. Bet. I just wanted to ask, you know.

Dub is slick, bro. We got this shit off Dub. Do you see that? This was on Dub. Flipping and sliding. I have a feeling you're not going to let it go, though. I have a feeling it'll keep getting brought up. And the longer it takes, the more expensive it's got to be.

Oh, it's interest. 100%. The vig. We're adding a vig. I stay at a hotel that's on the way from Andrew's apartment to the office. I got a haymaker for him ready. Locked, ready to go. He doesn't even know.

Pull it back. I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting. Go. Go. It doesn't matter. You don't know what you're about to step into. Go.

Go. Repeat your point. The hotel and everything. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go, go. Repeat your point. Go, go, go, go, go. Repeat. Go, go, go, go, go, go. This is beautiful. No, it's your turn. No, no, no, no. I was admitting that I benefit from being in a hotel in between you and the studio. Oh, I thought you were talking shit. No, no, no, no.

Oh, okay. That apartment, though, that I did. He searched that. He searched that, too. Just that. By the way, he was like, I do you the favor of getting a hotel close to you. That's where you would go with it. And then, because you had some heat for him, he's like. I fucked you the favor. I'm getting a hotel close to you. That's where you would go with it? Because you had some heat for him?

I fucked up. That was the apartment that I got him into. You know what's nice about you, Dove? You didn't get us into this apartment. You know what's nice about you, Dove? When you do something nice for somebody, you never hold it over their head. Never once. I really appreciate that about you.

You didn't add a dollar value to every single fucking thing you did. Remember when I got you a Splenda? Remember when I got you it so you didn't have to get out of your chair? Is that 37 cents worth? I'll tell you something. No, but weaponizing good deeds is really a good way to be loved. It's really the way to do it. He's Jewish Rayman.

He's Jewish Rayman. Everything's just numbers. No! Rayman was Jewish. On the fucking boat. Just brrrr. How much is a yacht? Brrrr.

$6,000. Brrrr. Oh, man. What a piece of fucking shit. Do you know that I took Dove's luggage back from my honeymoon to New York so he didn't have to carry his luggage to his Bahamas boat trip? Wow. What is the cost of that?

Mm. What is the cost of taking your fucking luggage back, lugging it with my wife? Making my wife lug this luggage. Wait, you made her lug it? $50? A lot of bags. We all have bags.

You know what I'm saying? Take the $50 it costs, add $1,000 to that and then I'll put them against my receipts for free boats, discount on your hotel. Oh, God. You're so unlikable

when you do this. Reponizing gifts. Like, can you not be a friend? Can you not be a friend? Can you not be a friend? I'm a sweet boy. I'm being attacked. I mean, like,

can you not be a friend, bro? It ruins it. It ruins it, bro. You ruin it all. Mazel on the wedding, though. He doesn't do this to me as much as you, but the couple times he's done it, I've been like, just don't do anything for me. Yeah, exactly. Don't do anything, bro. You ruin it all day. Mazel on the wedding, though. He doesn't do this to me as much as you, but the couple times he's done it, I've been like,

just don't do anything for me. Yeah, exactly. Don't do anything, bro. Akash calls me fucking every day. Yo, what am I getting Andrew for his wedding? Hey, thanks for the help. Yeah, thanks for the help on that, by the way. Jackass.

Yeah, you didn't do shit. What's your Coinbase wallet looking like? Right? My shit fire. I don't even know what this thing is. Spell. Spell token. Spe token spell token i'm about to sell this shit i'll tell you something i did you let me sell it how we sell this shit so we

don't lose all our god damn money you're gonna sell soon i'll tell you all right good it should it should have gone i'm gonna give you the password you know what i did i did send a venmo to andrew for 200 bucks for for giving the tip bro i reversed it though without you telling me to do it i reversed it son this guy is unbelievable this guy is unbelievable what do you do what do you do I did cancel it

it's unbelievable you go I got a story for that too you go I'll double down dude we go to this nightclub afterwards

that he'll try to find a way to make it like his no it's like our guy fucking Randy who runs all night life in boston he always takes care of us and uh he's just a fucking great guy and um and uh shout out to his boy ed who wasn't there but you remember ed as well and uh probably had a fucking like

asian brothel or something like that getting a fucking dick beat into his belly button shouts to ed um and and we go out and they just take care of us on fucking new year's bottles this that the other and we got a tip i'm shit-faced right we just did these four shows we're doing great i'm shit-faced and we got to tip the bottle waitress at least the least we could do and i tell randy but please stop it let us pay some let us at least take care of her so i just say dove can you just you know take care of the thing that you also benefited from blah blah you know give her a hundred give her 200 give her 200 right the money hasn't even left his fingers and i get a notification on my phone for 200 not even like not even like 175 and like there's his little port. I'd like to contribute a little.

If it was for $175,000 and everybody contributed $25,000, that's one thing. Not even a contribution. I thought it was a work expense. I thought it was a work expense. Also, did I? A work expense. Did I? Are we at work?

Are you trying to figure a waitress at a fucking nightclub? No, that's a funny story. Yeah. Unreal. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on, Mark. Mark is on something.

Hey, let's hear the story. Mark is on... Drink two fingers. Well, what is it? What is it? All right, so the girl was at the table. She was like serving everyone.

Really sweet lady. And Dove and her were just kind of hitting it off with great chemistry. Yeah. And I think. Do you want the pics? He left. I have the pics from Derek Posen's girl, Sam. Wait, really?

She was fake taking selfies and then just shooting over her shoulder. That's so funny. Here's the insane part. The girl and him. I won't. The girl and him, they go, all right, let's do SoulCycle tomorrow. He's like giving her like crazy games. Like, yeah, we're going to go cycling tomorrow. It'll be funny. Here's the insane part. The girl and him, I won't, the girl and him, they go, all right, let's do SoulCycle tomorrow.

He's like giving her like crazy games. Like, yeah, we're going to go cycling tomorrow. It'll be great. Yeah. And then he leaves and goes, did anyone get her Instagram?

I was like, no, no one talked to her. And he's like, I don't have her number. I don't have her Instagram. What am I going to do? Within seven seconds,

finds her Instagram. Yeah. Goes through like the clubs, like who all the bottle girls are. Yeah. Goes through it. He, I'm like,

all right, send me that. I want to see. He sends it to me. Just to vet, because I don't want my boy to be doing something crazy. Good thing I did. Yeah, just to vet. Good thing I did, though, because I go through.

She's dating a guy on the Patriots. Yep. Wow. Trifling, bro. Wow. Trifling. And I stepped away. Stepped away.

Stepped away. Stepped away. Like, this guy got a coat. Sweetpped away. Like this guy got a coat. Sweet boy. Like this guy got a fucking coat. Just like I reversed the Venmo charge. I reversed it. The arrogance behind that.

Like I stepped away. I was going to steal her from the Patriots. He's 6'8". I was going to. The guy is 6'8". I had to step away. I didn't want to take the professional football player's girlfriend who also has a full-time job. Step it on, buddy.

Like, real talk. You maybe should step in. Save Shorty. Do you think you narrowed, do you think you like protected her identity by not saying who the player was? Because that guy is going to know exactly who this girl is. How many players' girls do you think are bottle service girls?

Probably a handful. All of them? 100%. You think they got jobs still? Where do you think they're meeting them mit do you think the fucking patriots are strolling on campus looking for smart bitches you think they still got jobs say what you think they still got jobs these girls yeah that's a good question i don't know what do you think i think they still do they do it for the love of the game they do it for the love of the game bro they love being out there are they married say. Are they married? Say what?

Are they married? Because that changes. No. No. Oh, no. They still got jobs. They still got jobs. They still got jobs.

Dude, Dov has his weird flirting technique, which is the fucking craziest thing. He pretends to like bump his nose into their cheeks when they're talking. He'll be talking, then he'll kind of do that, almost like a retriever. Like a kitty? Yeah, like a kitten. And then they'll be like oh sorry like that thing gets out of hand sometimes and it's like your way of like breaking the touch barrier I notice that you do this my cousin Tommy that move He really made it up and it ends up being fucking real. So he made it up with the nose to the cheek. No!

No. Is that not the most... This is a... Look at Alex's face right now. Dude, you guys... Is that real? This is a... Bro, Dom, pulling up to girls like a fucking kitten.

And just slowly... No, I don't do it with the nose. Is that not the most Jewish flirting technique ever? Is that a mating signal? That's a mating signal in your culture. Get closely to their ears. Just get close to the ears. Face talking.

Get close. It isolates the two of you. My cousin taught me that. My cousin taught me that. Holy shit. Austin, do you think whispering is like some fucking nobody's ever heard of? It's not whispering. It's just face talking.

Just get close. Oh, just violate a personal space. I got you. I got you. No, I got you. No, but I got you, though. With an Epstein-like charm. With an Epstein-like charm. he had no charm that fucker oh my god okay oh my god i can't believe he said that i get my cousin over here

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What else? What else we got? You want to talk about Jay Paul? Ooh. Son. This guy. Okay. So interesting. Actually, can I give like a little hot take i was telling you

guys about this yesterday but i want to drop this before the jay paul thing uh foy mayweather hasn't paid logan paul for their fight yeah yeah i told you guys this yesterday but that shit was absolutely crazy yeah so um yeah i was talking to logan about it i was like you serious he was yeah yeah he hasn't fucking paid me i guess we're gonna have to sue him and it sucks because once you go into the lawsuits it's like the lawyers make all the money yeah everybody's losing exactly you could stretch that shit out forever you know and uh he owes him probably between like five and ten million dollars he has not paid him it's been six months now he's supposed to pay him within 90 days and they have not paid him and then apparently they cut a side deal with like saudi arabia and

then one other place for like 10 million dollars to stream the fight there and never told logan or their people about it and it's just like it sucks to like i'm the biggest floyd mayweather fan in the world right he is the greatest fighter of all time i've said he's the greatest great of all time but it sucks to see people become the people that they've always fought against or hated right you're like floyd left bob arum because he was like bob arum's not giving me the money i deserve he's fucking me right bob arum's iconic promoter in boxing right and it's just like and then you end up becoming that yeah that's some bullshit man it's like you know the fight generated money pay the guy pennies compared to what you're paying yeah like why do that what what the fuck is going

are you embarrassed that you didn't finish him? Is this like a power play? Is this a little bit of an ego move? But like, why are you becoming the guy that fighters all say and swear they're not going to be and they're going to come into the promotional business and revolutionize it and pay the fighters their fair share, et cetera, and then you're just going to be a scumbag to this guy?

The last 30 days have been kind of embarrassing for Floyd. I don't know if you saw the thing where he said like fendi outfit son he dressed like little dirk's girlfriend in russia that shit was crazy he said also like if i had trained for logan at all i'd have knocked him out in the first round it's like all right you ain't got to say that yeah just do it yeah just do it and you're all your whole ethos all work is easy work yeah so you want to do the easy work yeah you're the guy who that we respect above all else you work the fucking hardest yeah so you want to do the easy work yeah you're the guy who that we respect above all else you work the fucking hardest yeah so now you're like i'm not even doing that and that to me

undermines your legacy more than carrying him for eight rounds to have a fun fight yeah just you know i just don't even address it yeah it's just corny man and it makes me wonder is like are they going through real financial problems also if i'm his fighter giovante davis i'm like yo check the books man like yeah please don't let this be another don king situation where don king was ripping off these fighters back in the day and i don't know it's just so sad like that would be the biggest stain on his legacy if at the end of the day he ended up fucking over his fighters not only logan but like fucking over gervonta and other people as part of mayweather promotions like you want to talk about something that could be a stain like not knocking out logan paul people can forget about we remember

floyd he's 50 and oh and never lost a fight yada yada yada we don't care about these stupid uh exhibition bouts he was doing he went did one against some japanese kid like we don't give a fuck about that but what could fuck up your legacy is if you end up being a scumbag to fighters the people that you were swearing to protect right, the people that you were swearing to protect, the wheel that you were swearing to break. It's like some fucking Targaryen, Daenerys shit. It's like, do you just become the crazy people that you were trying to fight back against? It's like that new Matrix movie that just came out.

I don't know if you guys remember. Remember Nairobi, Jada's character in the early Matrices? She was this rebel. And in this one, she's this person pushing back against the rebels. And it's like you live long enough to become the person that you hate. Right, right. I think there's that Batman line. Like, what is it?

Die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. Yeah, die a hero or live long enough to become a villain. That was a great fucking memory right there. There you go. Yeah. And it's like, is that what we're witnessing with with floyd and that would stain his legacy that would i think that would fuck him up his legacy as a fighter you think though like is he not going to be one of the greatest ever man yeah as a man for sure dude he

got a couple things a great reputation as a man a couple accusations could stay he is the man's man i think it's only gonna matter people like you who are big fans of him yeah i think you're right because the rest of the general public they don't give a fuck now here's another thing i'm wondering do you think there's a certain part of society that like maybe doesn't like logan yeah and the paul paul brothers and they actually are happy that Floyd is fucking him over in this way is kind of hustling him

it's like such an injustice that even the biggest hater is going to be like because don't most people go yo if I did something you didn't pay me like I would be furious about this shit especially fighting the risk is that high yeah I mean it just feels so weird.

It's like the scummiest thing, right? Something just seems off because to not pay him at all is weird. It's like gifts. Like, you have to be a different level scumbag. I know some champagne. I know some champagne. I know some flowers. Get him the fuck.

But yeah, something just seems off the fact that he didn't pay him at all. And so what I think my theory is that it didn't off the fact that he didn't pay him at all and so i'm what i think my theory is that it didn't sell the way that he thought and so he's gonna have to pay him out of pocket and it's different when you're coming out of your pocket than when you're coming out of profits yeah pocket feels way harsher yeah when you make crazy money it's nice to like throw it around yeah interesting but i think they confirmed that it did sell well i mean maybe the business wasn't right like you know they kind of put this shit together pretty quick yeah that's true interesting so there's something else there like i want to talk to floyd obviously i wish i had connect with him like that to actually

get his side but it just feels wrong bro like yeah well i don't know about the saudi thing though like if you are able like it was it floyd's thing like it was his production his promotion that put it on yeah so if they find other ways to monetize it yeah i don't think you're as entitled to that it's kind of fucked up i guess but like i think based on their contract it was a percentage of what the fight earned ah okay and then just not telling him about that money earned so if he was going to get 10 percent of everything that came in, and Floyd gets the $100 million, or if $100 million comes in, it's like Floyd gets the $90, he gets the $10.

It's like, well, fam, where's my $1 million from that $10 million deal you did in Saudi Arabia? The contract would easily say worldwide, and if it was carving out Saudi Arabia, that would be very clear. Yeah. I don't know. It just feels scummy, though. One good thing I can say about Floyd, hairline's looking phenomenal.

Phenomenal. And the beard. His surgery worked. It was amazing. It worked. Because he had plugs on his face and his head. And it's not like because Tori's shit, and maybe he was stressed with the whole

megan thing but tory's shit is gone but now floyd is just looking youthful yeah he looked like dr umar he needed that logan paul money that's what he did he's like i can't give this up bro now what do you guys think about the jake paul uh dana white beef man i asked once on this podcast i was like why do people hate jake paul and then i got so much like so many comments like what do you mean what you hate and nobody had a real reason i love this guy this is so great i've never seen break it down because he's playing the troll but as a like an altruistic person right it's so fucking smart to say hey i don't like this guy i'm gonna troll this guy but'm going to do it as the good guy.

Yeah. We see trolls as these pieces of shit who will insult your family and insult your whatever. And then he gets accused of being on steroids. And then he's like, have you seen this fat body? Like, he's self-deprecating. He's altruistic. He's like, he's doing it perfectly. I've never seen anybody troll this masterfully in my life.

Yeah, he gets it. And I think the whole troll is a distraction, to be honest. Okay, that's what I was thinking, too. What is your... Because, like, the pay-per-view numbers came out for his second fight with Tyron Woodley, and they were saying 65,000 pay-per-view buys, which is significantly lower than the first one, which was about half a million. Right.

Now, he said there's still numbers to come in, but let's say it settles between 65 and 100. Still a big letdown. Yeah. Right? So, how do you stop people from talking about that change the narrative give them something juicier to talk about right create another story and now everybody's just talking about this dana white story because dana white actually responded now

i think dana's thinking i'm gonna clobber him with these pay-per-view buys right i'm gonna say i'm gonna expose him and say oh the jig is up but the fact that he responded now we're still in this discussion about j Paul versus UFC instead of Jake Paul's floundering pay-per-view numbers. And the thing about Jake Paul is, and I think I've said this the whole time, is Jake Paul is not a pay-per-view draw. He's a pay-per-view heel. Yes.

Let me clarify. He's a massive draw as a heel, but a heel needs a face. There are certain people that were the draw as a face. Mike Tyson was a draw as a face. Roy Jones Jr. was a draw as a heel but a heel needs a face there are certain people that were the draw as a face mike tyson was a draw as a face roy jones jr was a draw as a face right um floyd mayweather was not a draw as a face oscar de la joya was a draw as a face and face and heel these are like wrestling terms anybody listen right now face essentially the good guy people want to see jake get knocked out and that is what he markets himself as. He is trolling masterfully.

And everybody wants to see the troll get squashed. Right? But you need to see somebody in there with him that you believe could knock him out. After that first fight, you don't believe Tyron could beat him. Nope. And we're not paying to see Jake knock people out yet. Even though he's doing it, that's not what we're paying for. Every time we're paying for Jake to be exposed.

Yeah. And he hasn't been exposed. So we keep on for. Every time we're paying for Jake to be exposed. Yeah. And he hasn't been exposed, so we keep on paying. Same thing with Floyd, talking shit to all these people, and we go watch him outbox all these guys, and the average fan would be like, this guy's fighting style is so boring, but I just want to see him get caught. Right.

The boxing enthusiasts would love to see the fighting style because he was just masterful in his craft. But at the end of the day, fuck the craft. We want carnage. That's why UFC works. Yeah, there are craftsmen in the UFC. There's no fucking doubt. But a lot of times, looking at that shit, you see gashes of fucking blood coming down.

You see people swinging wildly. It's a bar fight in a lot of these scenarios. Nobody's tuning in for the jujitsu. Or very few people. Right? So he needs a fucking face. So of course this fight isn't going to do well. There's no face.

Tommy Fury might've been that face. Tommy Fury, cause you think he might've lost. So that might've. And then as soon as I found out he dropped out, I didn't care. It's over. He already beat this guy.

It's not going to get better. Yep. And on short notice, Tyron's going to not figure it out. And you know what I mean? He had no time to train. You know my theory on what he's doing? I think Jake wants out of fighting.

He's dropped a little thing. Like after the first time Woodley fight, he's like, yo, I'm going to take a break. And then he took another fight with Tommy Fury. And then he did that and he won and whatever. But he's dropped the thing. You hear he says, basically, he thinks he has brain damage. He's like, I forget stuff that happened very recently.

Slurred speech. I slurred speech. Every hundredth word just all of a sudden gets slurred. I think he's thinking, I'm getting long-term damage doing this. I need to get the fuck out. Yeah. And the best way to do that is to have one last money fight. And the best way to do that is say, you know what?

Everybody wants to pay to see me lose. I'll just go to UFC where people are going to be positive I'll lose. And they'll do the most buys. I'll get the biggest numbers there. And I'll negotiate with Dana on my terms. I'll make the whole thing about how he doesn't pay and he doesn't give equal share and i'll demand that yeah and i'll set the precedent for future people and then i get the fuck out and this is i think that's brilliant i think this is where he's fucking up where because i think that if he was

friend if he was more friendly with dana and just kept the animosity between him and Jorge Masvidal and the fighters Dana might do the fight in UFC with UFC rules for the huge payday and just to see the guy get exposed right but the fact that he's pissed off Dana so much that Dana is actually responding Dana's like I'm not gonna put you on anywhere and you don't sell tickets Now you've exposed yourself that you need my guys to sell tickets? I ain't giving you my guys. You can't do this yourself. You need go. Well, here's what he's also doing.

He's driving a bit of a wedge between his guys and Dana by saying, hey, he doesn't take care of you. Whether Dana does or does not, I don't know. I don't know the numbers. But he's saying, this guy doesn't take care of you. Look how much I'll pay you. I'll pay you an extra, how you pay Tyron Woodley an extra million five hundred thousand five hundred thousand if he knocked him out yeah but yeah guaranteed him i think a million i'll take care of you i'll take care of this guy won't give

him the rolex yeah oh yeah jake give tyron rolex yeah there's a gift been there he's a joe rogan right now yeah real talk so i think he is still playing it it's smart maybe not as smart maybe the best ways to be friends with dana but he's being the heel and the good guy and he's still driving a little wedge between the fighters and dana yeah yeah i hear you i just wonder if he's like i know the fighters know they want to make more money but the fighters also benefit so much from being in the ufc the system of the usc that like i don't even know if they're that worried like i think there's a certain few fighters that are like below pay-per-view draws but above complete no names they're like

we deserve to make some more right like like sean o'malley's like sean o'malley's like hey i'm selling tickets but i'm still on this contract. I'm not getting paid a lot. Yeah. I deserve more. But once he's a pay-per-view draw, he'll be getting more. Right. So he's in that weird stage where he's more famous than his contract. He's outperformed his contract.

Right. Right? So now it just benefits the UFC. Right. But that's why you sign contracts. But what about the guys who are the stars, who don't necessarily need the biosphere of the UFC promotion? I don't see them complaining. Jorge Masvidal, I don't see complaining.

I don't see Kamaru Usman complaining. I don't see Colby Covington complaining. Like, I don't see Dustin Poirier complaining. I don't see Conor McGregor complaining. Like, all the guys, I don't see Stylebender complaining. Did McGregor not beef with Dana over, like, letting him do the fight with Floyd and all that? Dana promoted the fight with Floyd.

It was a co-promotion. Yeah, okay so dana got bread off of that fight okay so i just don't see the top guys complaining i think what it is is the guys who are outperforming their contracts and i think that's how everybody kind of feels you know i think like when we're doing you know you do comedy club for the first time that you sell out and you have your guaranteed contract but you sold the place out. You're like, I need to get a little bit more money for this shit. So I get that feeling 100%. But what you got to do is understand next time you go to sign that contract. Yeah.

You hit them over the head. Yeah. Yeah. So it's like you're upset in the now. And I understand with a sport like fighting, which is like in a lot of ways, contractually terrifying, you lose, you lose all that leverage or a lot of it. You lose a couple of times in a row.

You could be out the game. So I understand like when you're popular, you want to capitalize on it fucking now. And I think that's what Jorge was going through with Dana. Remember when Jorge fought Kamaru and like short notice, he went out to like Abu Dhabi or something like that. I remember in seven days he like cut weight. Do you guys remember that remember that and he was like but they got to pay me the right amount jorge was on a tear yeah he knocked out askren with the knee he beat darren till like he was

beating all these guys and i think jorge understood he's like oh shit like i've i'm i'm a journeyman fighter and now i have more hype than everybody and fans want to fucking see me you got to pay me now yeah i don't know when i'll be able to stream together a number of victories that are going to And now I have more hype than everybody and fans want to fucking see me. You got to pay me now. Yeah. I don't know when I'll be able to string together a number of victories that are going to make me this hyped. Especially before Kamaru. He's like unbeatable. Exactly.

So it's like I got to go. And then to go five rounds with him? Yeah. It was like. And I understand the grievance right there because on some level he's going, buddy, when am I going to right hype right now yeah yeah yeah mike perry did the same thing like it was only after he had like two or three wins in a row that he was going in on fighter pay interesting i'm pretty sure yeah remember that last press conference that he had where he was just like going off like on air i think and then he said something about taxes like i'm actually glad i made less because then i don't

gotta pay more in taxes or some shit. Yeah, he's a wild boy, that guy. Yeah. But yeah. So what do you think Jake's play is? I think he has to fight UFC guys or MMA guys because that's where he has a competitive advantage. And I think he needs a big marquee name. And I think if he can fight a Nate Diaz, if he can fight a jorge masvidal if he can

fight a colby covington if he can fight one of these people that the mma community is passionate about yeah then i think that we can see a big pay-per-view draw but just jake going to beat up a random person i don't think people are paying money for it and i think he knows that and he's okay with the way that he positioned it you know like logan is more of a face people might pay to see logan fight somebody but jake he understands that he's there to troll and like he'll wear two fucking watches at the same time yeah yeah yeah right like so people go look at this asshole wearing two watches yeah yeah but it's a comment yeah yeah you know what do you think his his request to to dana like the steroid stuff like oh is he on roids yeah oh yeah because basically

dana said yeah like i mean like look here's the reality if they're not testing for steroids and you're in a competitive sport you're on steroids right this is just simple as that like if they are testing you're still probably on steroids yeah you might be yeah 100 all sports and yeah this exactly so it's like if there's a weightlifting competition and there's no testing for steroids please believe everybody is getting every advantage for it's like taxes it's like you're not gonna lie you're not gonna cheat but you're gonna get as close as you can as close as you can. As close as you can. Yes, 100%. Yeah, so like, do I think that he's on steroids? I don't know. If I was in his situation, would I be on steroids?

100%. Yeah. I'm not doing this shit for the period of the game. He's not fighting other boxers. He's fighting UFC. He's doing this for entertainment. So get every advantage you possibly can have within the sport. Now, if he's not

on roids guess who else so if he's potentially on roids guess who else can potentially be the people he's fighting if he's not getting tested they don't have to get tested so there's no advantage yeah so i don't understand why this is a big deal like if you're testing the opponent and then you're not testing him then it it's wrong. But if there's no testing for everybody, and Tyron Woodley's been in the UFC for fucking 15 years, so he's been in the UFC when people were on roids. Yeah. Please believe

there's no real advantage here. Right. Yeah. Also, the goalpost is being moved with Jake Paul. He's a fake fighter. He can't really fight. Now he can fight, and now he's an athlete. He's been an athlete his whole life. Have you seen people say that? Yeah.

In high school, he was like a wrestler. Like, yeah, of course he's going to be good. It's like, all right. Everyone just keeps changing the goalposts over and over about. Because they can't. They don't want to admit that the kid can actually fucking box. Yeah. He can actually box a little.

It's not the steroids. You could fill me up with steroids. You could fill Akash with steroids. Fill you up with steroids. Fill you up with steroids. We can't go in there against UFC guys and fuck and fuck them up i'm sorry yeah speak for yourself you can speak for me um well what else we got boys speaking of cte you want to talk about uh antonio brown all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because we gotta save you

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Now let's get back to the show. Oh my God. What is your thought on that, Akash? His story is the coach, Bruce Arians, tried to make him play with an injury. Like he told him he was hurt, and Bruce Arians was like, no, go back out there. And he was like, I can't. I'm hurt. And then Bruce Arians said, if you don't go back out there, you're off the team.

And so that's why he quit in the fashion in which he quit. What did he do? Antonio Brown took off his jersey and shoulder pads mid-game on the sideline, walked to the locker room shirtless, and as he's in the end zone just hyped up the crowd the jets crowd the away crowd he's a buck tampa bay buccaneer and then just basically quit the team fucking raising the one as he runs into the tunnel it's a hilarious video and but what's the deal like if he's that injured why the fuck can't he uh why can he why can he he run and jump? That was my thought. If you're so hurt, you're raising your arms, you're running and jumping.

Right. How hurt are you? Yeah, he didn't look that hurt. Yeah, so I don't know if that's his story. Tom Brady and Bruce Arians are apparently saying, like, hey, he's off the team, but, like, be kind to him, and he's not in, like, the best mental state. Like, just be kind to somebody. I thought that was a good response from Tom.

Got it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it also completely like, they can't say shit. What do you mean? But you're, you're saying, Hey, be nice to this guy.

He's, you know, we don't know what his mental health struggles are, but you're calling the guy crazy. You're saying we had a fucking crazy person on our team. In his house. Wasn't he living with Tom? Yeah.

Yes. Tom had a crazy person in his house. Tom would do anything to win. He really will. I heard his kid's lives at stake. There's a crazy person walking his house. Tom would do anything to win. He really will. I heard his kid's lives at stake. There's a crazy person walking around the house shirtless. I heard the week leading up to the Super Bowl last year against Kansas City, he sent his entire family away and was just like, no, the house is mine.

I'm studying film, a nonstop work until we fucking. I got to get better at this. I've been negotiating with my wife. Shorty, I got to be great be great Beat it you know what I mean I really gotta be better at this Here's two plane tickets go wherever you want Go wherever you want Take another guy I don't give a fuck

No I'm not there yet Take another gay guy There you go Another one not me yeah not me yeah it's just it's just ah man it's just weird that that it's uh yeah it's sad but it's also dude tom brady's fucking perfect he handles it all perfectly to say it like that and not be like you know he quit on the team that's what the easy way to go and then to say like hey let's just all be nice to him and then they end up winning the game right yeah they came

back 24 10 when he left and they ended up winning 28 24 or 28 27 and wasn't it a game-winning drive with like under two minutes left he went like 93 yards complete tom brady tom brady like his 68th game-winning drive in his career or some shit like something insane 44 years old it's almost like it's almost like he needed a little bit of uh yeah a little something like the adversity yeah he needed the flu someone coughed my mouth and they lost the game before and had like their second best receiver got injured their running they're starting running back got injured like mad people got hurt in the game before and they lost and they just yeah it's we're fine it's 24 to 110 but it's the jets i've destroyed the

jets my whole career are you willing to admit he's greater than Jordan yet no he's not this guy doesn't know nothing he's great I think he's greater in every way he's great

that's what I'm saying he's greater in every single way skin color yeah exactly that's what I mean no he's like greater as an athlete I think he's a better leader

I think he's like a better person better human being for sure yeah better looking Jordan handsome but Tom Brady handsome I think Jordan probably got a better body Jordan got a better leader. I think he's like a better person. Better human being for sure. Better looking. Jordan handsome, but Tom Brady handsome. I think Jordan

probably got a better body. Jordan got a better body. Jordan got a way better body. 100%. Not even close. But I don't know, Jordan's kind of, Jordan's handsome.

You don't think Jordan's handsome? I think Jordan's handsome. He definitely aged better. Not even questioning, Brady aged better. Oh yeah, Jordan looks like shit now.

But we'll see once he's, Brady's retired. Yeah. You know, for four years but or five years brady gonna be gorgeous forever dog yeah he might be that motherfucker aging gracefully yeah jordan agent like brown has actual like mental health issue cte for sure 1000 cte is not even i mean that's that's i just attribute it all to and it was the hit on von by Vontaze Perfect in the playoff game. I remember watching that. Dirty hit. Yeah.

Dirty hit. And ever since then, no shit. The guy has not been the same mentally. But you think one concussion can make that happen? I think if it's vicious enough. And if you watch the replay of this hit, this shit is filthy. That's the hit. It looks kind of crazy.

He's down. Basically unconscious. Let's see the replay. So he goes up misses it oh yeah he's a what 500 pounds of force look at this i mean what a piece of shit yeah but also rothlisberger with the hospital pass right there yes yeah he hung him out to dry for sure but that's straight to his head yeah dude and you know what shoulder straight to the head if he had caught that pass he'd be able to handle that hit yeah but the fact that he didn't

catch it well it's a bit too high too if it was a little lower it was a bad pass but like if he had caught it he'd at least brace for impact yes but when you don't catch it i don't think play's done yeah yeah yeah isn't that interesting now that was brutal yeah and i truly don't think play's done yeah yeah yeah isn't that interesting now that was brutal yeah and i truly don't think he's been the same since then well yeah yeah i think one head injury like can especially because it's the one head injury compounded by all the other little hits yeah yeah that's the thing they're saying with the nfl in general is like cts like the it's like repetitive chronic yeah micro micro concussions whatever they call them like the little hits but yeah that's why they're worried about linemen the most because just's just a lot of little boom, boom, boom, boom.

Yeah, but it's never linemen that are like killing their wives and shit like that. I think it is too. Really? Yeah, at least linebackers. They're just not famous enough? Yeah. But the linemen should be the worst, right?

Because every single play you're doing a headbutt. Right. Whereas the linebacker, how many tackles do you think you're getting a game? Oh, linebackers have 100 tackles a year no problem and then you're getting in there every like junior sayow one of the greatest linebackers ever he died i think he committed suicide and his family thought he had cte and he was a guy i mean these you're fucking in there every play like the lineman hit every play too but you're the next line of defense and you're all over the field yeah yeah yeah and it's probably just bigger impact

yeah you're running full speed they're running speed. Do you think AB's meltdown affects the league? No. No. The league keeps going and it keeps growing. Yeah. I keep watching. I feel kind of guilty, but I'm not going to stop watching. That's what I'm saying.

How many people like you are feeling a little like, eh, this is getting weird? No, I back out of football weirdly. Really? Yeah. I used to, like, as a kid, I knew every football player, Brett Favre's era. Like, I was into football. really yeah i used like as a kid i knew every football player brett farve's era like i was into football and then slowly over time i was like yo i don't like watching people just app like it's gonna someone's gonna die in the field and i just don't want to be a part of

interesting and is it because it's disingenuous like with boxing or like fight sports you know what they're entering and this feels like they're kind of being lied to well the nfl hated a long time like cigarettes yeah yeah so if n they're entering and this feels like they're kind of being lied to. Well, the NFL hated a long time like cigarettes. Yeah, yeah. So if NFL just came out and were like, yo, this shit is wild dangerous

and you're most likely going to get CTE and if you choose to do this, that's up to you, then maybe it would absolve the guilt a little bit. A little bit, but like they encourage kids

to get into the game and all that shit. Yeah. Like I would never encourage my kid to get into MMA. You know what I mean? I'd be like, you can learn how to like

spar and shit. What about karate? You probably wanted your kid to do some sort of self-defense right that's cool but like i don't want that mma a lot of head trauma you don't want them sparring hard and getting cracked in the head twice a week every week judo would you let your kid play football yeah tackle football yeah yeah i mean if he was an actual man yeah 16 though i say wait till like 16 14 15 maybe i don't know nah i don't i really don't think playing fucking peewee makes you a pro yeah them kids don't hit each other hard bro nah they be hitting but like i don't think you actually develop as a player like i don't think ladanian thomason or whoever would be like dude if it wasn't for peewee

football what i would have been here what do you mean i think i'm the only person here who played tackle football he played it i think he played at a high level right Dove got beat up by some middle schoolers we played flag but then when we started in high school and you played against some of the schools in LA you knew kids that played Pop Warner and it hurt

I couldn't believe the hits that I took I'm just like I just did this to fucking wear the jersey to school to get the girls and you played defense I tried wide receiver I couldn't catch a ball for shit right but they didn't have those gloves back then and then i was that was it yeah it was definitely the glove fuck you in high school leather there was some sticky guys would add it to them.

Come on. Anyway. Did your nose stick out of the mask? I had to have the lineman one where it was like the bar across the face. Could you not play lineman because you just started trying to kiss the guys by putting your nose against their cheek? Just nuzzle? Do you think you have CTE, be honest?

No, but I got concussion. How much cheek move? There gotta be CTE right there. 100%. Yeah, that's CTE. It hurt. And they said there's research like an average number of concussions that leads to cte is like 16 or 17 like these guys have had

that many and they don't report them so yeah motherfuckers yeah i mean i'm gonna keep watching yeah i don't hold the league responsible at all at this point if they come out and say it it's still not gonna change anything the players at this point know what they're getting into i feel so bad for people who didn't know what they were getting into and the league isn't really taking care of retired players. They cut their benefits

wherever they can. League is the most ruthless corporation. They make money everywhere. I think they're worried about sponsors. Cut costs everywhere. I think that's the big thing.

Oh, you admit it and then boom, water falls. Ooh, that's interesting. It's going to go down. You know what I mean? Yeah, could you... Yeah, does that cancer sponsorship go?

Yeah. Because like UFC has amazing sponsors and they're honest about what they are, what they're doing. But even if you look at the sponsorship between like NFL and UFC, it's different. Yeah. You know what I mean? State Farm is different. Insurance is going to sponsor CTE.

Manscaped will. Yeah. A little different ad budget. Yeah. That's interesting. Is NFL the most profitable League in the world It is

Well for sure in America I think The most valuable team Is the Cowboys Yeah Over like Man City And all Man United All that

Wow Yeah Wow And you gotta look At the schedule too It's like They play 17 games a year now

Yeah 17 Compare that to What do soccer teams play more than 17 right yeah way more so it's like baseball is 162 basketball is 82 yeah like you're doing a fraction of the games and you're still making more money they did christmas day ratings numbers and i wish i remembered but i want to say, the NFL is not a Christmas Day. They never promote Christmas.

Thanksgiving is their day. The NBA tried to take Christmas. This year, they had two football games. They got like 29 million viewers each, and then the highest rated basketball game was something like 12 million. Those numbers aren't exactly something like that. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah.

They don't even, we're not even trying, we're dominating. Yeah. It's a more enjoyable sport to watch on TV. The excitement is just, yeah the excitement and with groups and barbecues you don't do barbecues for basketball games yeah finals it's got to be playoffs or finals for basketball a football game that's reasonably close is an awesome game to watch because of how they've curated the watching experience from home they actually haven't done a good job live. No. Football live kind of stinks, I'll be honest with you.

If you don't have great seats, it sucks. And if you don't have a real stake in one of the teams. Yeah. Just being a casual at a football game, it's like if the weather stinks, you're kind of cold, you can't see the movement of the ball. Like a four-yard run on TV looks okay. Oh, yeah.

From the back corner, you can't see depth. It doesn't mean anything, four yards. Especially if it's like a running play or like a trick play. I don't even know what it is. What is this? Interesting perspective, though. When we were at the Celtics game, we got to go shots to Randy again, but we got to go sit in the suiteandy again but we got to go uh sit in um in the suite yeah and we

were in the center suite meaning like we were right in the center and we could see both benches as well it's probably the best fucking suite in in the house and you'd think a suite you'd be kind of far away from the action and it wouldn't be as enjoyable to watch i looked at the the jumbotron less the sweet level to me was the exact level that the cameras are for when you watch the game at home so and since you're center you're watching the action like evenly yeah it was fucking perfect yeah yeah and uh but i think that's what the nfl has created oh yeah like at home you really feel like this internet people don't like going to games i think the second time in history the as of earlier this year away teams had a winning record against home teams

because their home field advantage doesn't really exist anymore like the only thing it does is refs are still more inclined to give you calls but like yeah dude cowboys games it's not that loud because the hardcore fans are like i can still just watch yeah it's way too fucking expensive they got these personal seat licenses that cost crazy money you have to pay every single year no matter what and it's just not worth it yeah it's not worth it yeah i i would rather watch at home. They got the commentary down. They got the replay down. They just figured it out.

And basketball, it's... I don't know, man. The energy is just not there. I think what kills basketball the most, and I love Basketball Live, but Football Live has this a bit, but basketball, the end of the game, bogs down so much.

We're fouling all the time. I love Basketball Live. I was saying basketball on TV. On TV, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think the last 30 seconds of a game takes 12 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hear you.

I hear you. Yeah, for some reason, yeah. I think it's just because it is so few games, it makes it more of an event when there is a game. That also is a thing. That's also true. Every game matters. Yeah.

Yeah. Every game matters. It's like the playoffs the whole season. That's true. Yeah, no, that's true. That's true. And the players know that, so they're not half-assing it. You could tell when the players step it up in basketball. Yeah, absolutely. every game matters like the playoffs the whole season yeah no that's true that's true and the players know that so they're not half-assing it like you could tell when the players step it up

in basketball yeah absolutely like the defense is getting real people diving for balls and shit but game 73 is 37 year old lebron really gonna kill himself on game 73 like halfway through the season all of a sudden kairi uh maybe i might play away games now like yeah it's like they just they're coasting yeah they're coasting 100 all right um guys i think that we have to get into our conspiracy bag right here uh we've got some big tings going on uh we have gillay maxwell yep um is guilty on five of six accounts. Yeah. Do we think that people will feel satisfied by this decision? Kind of, sort of, I think.

Okay. I think people will be satisfied that there is some semblance of justice, that it's not just covered up, oh, Epstein killed himself, that kind of shit. Yeah. But ultimately, and I think you were mentioning this yesterday, Ghislaine isn't the person that people want to see, even if she is the ringleader, the head of the whole thing, the most responsible. Yeah. They want to see the people that are related and around the case.

Yeah. That's what I fear about this right now is like, there's a very good chance that they didn't really have any good intelligence or like proof of kid fucking from all these uh elites and politicians that were on the island or on the plane right there's a very good chance right we've all i've i think like gone down the rabbit hole and started to believe that they did and they got these tapes and they have this advanced recording system it is is America. It is Upper East Side apartment. And then the island, they recorded everything. And there's a kill switch in case someone dies.

And I think we all started to believe it because we wanted the other bad guys. Like we wanted the Clintons and we wanted Bill Gates and we wanted who else is on there? Who else has been? Prince Andrew. Alan Dershowitz. We wanted these guys that we already didn't like because of their fucked up actions and behaviors. We wanted them to

go down and we're like, oh, here's a tool for you guys to go down. Right? So now we have this tool. This tool for you guys to go down is Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein and their child sex ring that they took part in. Right. So I think a lot of people acted like they cared so much about pedophilia when really they're just using the child sex ring to take down their bad guys. Right. Which is ironically the same thing that Epstein and Ghislaine were doing, is using child sex trafficking to take down their enemies. Right.

Right? Or to, what is it, flip or get the loyalty of certain people. Right? So that they could control certain people. Yeah. So I'm just thinking, like, I think the average person, if you ask them, can you name two people that Epstein or Ghislaine touched or diddled or sold into sex trafficking? I don't think they'd be able to. No chance.

I can't. And there was a whole documentary. And I can't either. I know Virginia Gouffre, and then it stops right there. So we can't really care that much about the victims if we don't even know who the victims are, right? Selfishly, maybe we care more about the people that we kind of don't like getting punished, and this is the method of punishment.

Maybe we just selfishly want what we feel like is justice. We feel like what we feel like is justice. We feel like powerful people get away with everything. We don't get away with shit. We lie on our taxes. The fucking government throws us in jail. They lie on their taxes. They do whatever they want.

Yeah, they don't pay taxes. Jeff Bezos don't ever have to pay anything. So you want some form of justice, and especially if they're doing something that's vile, I want justice. So this excites us because it might bring justice but if this is where it stops we'll forget about it yeah but it's not satisfying i have wonder if like we even get confused with the word justice right because like i don't think that humans have ever wanted justice in terms of like the justice system like somebody kills your daughter and then they go to jail for life i don't think you feel okay with that ah that is justice in terms of justice system but real justice is some hamarabi's code shit yeah real justice like you killed my daughter i'm gonna kill you

yeah you're lucky i don't kill your daughter so you know what it feels like yeah and i think that human beings get caught up in this concept of like let's call it instead instead of justice, like even because that's where our emotional feelings are. Like that's that was the fucking OJ shit. Like the OJ thing was people wanted OJ to get off, not because they liked OJ, but because they were like white people be getting off. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? I don't know Ron or Nicole.

And you know what? I don't know Ron or Nicole. Serial killers or terrorists, we want them to get put behind bars because they could affect our lives still. OJ was upset someone was smashing his wife. He ain't going to come kill my wife. He's done killing. Right. Right?

He's a monster to one person. Now two people. He was a monster to one person, then a second person. Yes. That's not. But it's not going to affect my life at all. Serial killers are monsters to any random person. Exactly. I'm to one person. Huh? Now two people. He was a monster to one person, then a second person. Yes. That's not. But it's not going to affect my life at all. Serial killer monster to any random person. Exactly. I'm any random person.

I'm not a wife. I'm not a guy fucking a wife. I'm a random person. That's what serial killer is going after. Lock that guy up so I feel safe. Exactly. So it's just like, let's have it just kind of be even. It's the same.

It's the Kyle Rittenhouse shit. It was like, how do we make this even? If this was a black kid, he would have been shot. Or he would have been put in jail for what he did what would be even is if he got shot or put in jail that would be even right like it's people it's people trying to like write the scale instead of going to like what the justice system requires right that's kind of what i believe yeah i agree with you but i do think that there is a sense of justice when someone goes away to jail even if it's even if like they committed murder yeah and we don't kill because it's like if um what's the dude who stepped on uh put his knee to george floyd

if chauvin didn't go to jail that's no justice you're right i feel there was justice that his life got taken away from him like in terms of career everything and he's going to jail for a long time you're right yeah i wouldn't want to see him killed yeah it's it's not uh it's to use a shitty uh example black or white like it's not black or white there is a semblance of justice or or getting even in seeing someone convicted there's no question like yeah like that's a perfect example or even like one of these like scumbag businessmen or like a pharmaceutical guy like ends up going away for a long time because he was you know pumping a bad drug you're like i feel like there's a little bit of justice here especially from us on the outside you know but i imagine george floyd family's like kill that motherfucker so justice maybe is more emotional vindication like i feel vindicated that you went to jail for

what you did it doesn't have to be even but you need to fucking go to jail for what you did that's fucking crazy there's also a difference between like placating the society and the people that were like directly agreed affected for them emotional vindication is kill that motherfucker what are you talking about but then should those people are the ones that write laws for what justice is you know what i mean like because obviously the person that's aggrieved is going to be the most emotional about it and they don't want the biggest punishment yes but is that going to be the thing that actually like satisfies society and what allows society to function in the most normal and safe way yeah because if we just start chopping off legs because somebody you know

hit you in a car and you had to get your leg chopped off shit could get wild out here yeah right i mean there's a reason probably why they moved away from the hamarabi's code shit yeah it is interesting i just just one what happens to the people that have the blood lust for galane and epstein like what happens when they find out that that blood lust was really for the elites or do you think they've already understood that and reconciled that and they knew that they were like kind of being phony and caring about these uh women or young girls who were child sex trafficked i think it's kind of both yeah that's what i would say just because you don't necessarily know the victim or like identify with them i don't know if that necessarily means you don't care about them or like the justice

system operating on a functional level right you know what i mean like if i see a random dude get punched in Times Square, like I don't know that guy and also don't really like care about him. Right. But the guy that punched him, I'm like, I hope... Something bad happens to him.

Yeah, that's just like, I don't want him to just be walking around. Yeah. Partially for fear that someone could just punch me, but like... That fear could also play in with kids, random kids getting scooped up

and taken to an island. Hell yeah. I got kids. But if it's not him that, you know, gets arrested, like the fact that you could just do that to someone and nothing happens to you... That's terrifying. That affects everything. Yeah if it's not him that you know gets arrested like the fact that you could just do that to someone and nothing happens to you that's terrifying that affects everything yeah it's unsettling yeah like what society do we live in where somebody can you know traffic

children and then nothing happens yeah exactly yeah so many people have kids like the majority of people have kids and then the powers that be even if they're involved in it have a responsibility to like maintain the calm of society so let's say that there's the powers that be let's just say the conspirators are true and the upper echelon of society was you know orchestrating this ring so that they could you know get information on these certain people and then manipulate them to their will right let's say but once you start to see people go yo we're not cool with you guys letting child fuckers off. Yeah. And there's enough unrest within society.

You got to either kill Epstein or you got to lock up Ghislaine just so we're all calm. Right. Because we're going to start acting wild out here if you're just letting people fuck kids and get away with it. Yeah. That's what I was going to say. It's like, I think if she got off, you would have saw how much people cared. Ah. Yeah.

Like, there'd be protests. Like, there'd be a whole. This shit would have went off if she got off, you would have saw how much people cared. Ah. Like there'd be protests. Like there'd be a whole. This shit would have went off if she got off. Yeah. But the fact that she was guilty on basically everything, it's like, all right, finally, what we thought was going to happen, happened. And I think people care a little bit less. Mind you, they're both disgusting.

It's a little less icky when it's a woman with your little girls. Yo, it is true. It is true. It's a little less icky when it's a woman with your little girls it's yo it is true it is a little less icky yeah it is true yeah and i wonder if women also feel that i think so like you think girls are also like it's a little bit less yeah also we don't know as much about galena what she did versus with epstein right like we know epstein was like yo fucking jerk me jerk me off like i'm gonna have sex with you all that shit yeah and yeah i think that that point is true like it's psychologically way weirder when it's a guy yeah it's more disturbing it's more gross it's more vile yeah when it's a girl's fuck even though i feel she might have been worse because she was the one grooming them getting them comfortable yes to bring but it doesn't hit you here the same yeah yeah so then

her brother comes out and says she's not going to reveal any of the details of those involved in the sex trafficking network in exchange for like a plea deal or a more lenient sentence this just happened this is like over the weekend yeah okay yeah wow so he comes out and says that so now people are speculating like okay is he saying that so first off she didn't say anything beforehand because my understanding is that if she says i'm innocent i had nothing to do with this i was a victim but here's who actually did it that it could potentially implicate her more directly in the crimes that oh you knew about all this and didn't say anything earlier blah blah blah and that she was maintaining her her innocence she's like i'm totally ah that's interesting so you're saying she's saying i'm

totally innocent i had nothing to do with this she can't have information since she's totally innocent once she gives information she's an accessory to the crime then she can be convicted on yeah even just accessory shit like that yeah she was trying to get nothing and then now that she has all these charges thank you right before sentencing it's like okay does she come out and now rat on people her brother's saying no and people are assuming like if epstein got killed she could easily get killed okay here we go okay because this is what i didn't understand i was asking you guys on the phone yesterday i was like why didn't she squeal she has all the leverage to get the deal before she's convicted now that she's convicted she got no leverage that's if they have an amazing case

against you like if you are like in a gang and they find you with, like, weapons, and they, like, can place you out of murder, then it's in your best interest to be like, all right, give me the plea. I did this shit, but, like, and I know they're going to get me because they got all this evidence. I'm assuming that her legal team was like, they don't have enough evidence on you. Oh, so they thought that they had a shot of beating it. Yeah. So, like, keep your mouth shut until it happens, and then right before sentencing, if youencing if you're gonna do something do it then we got the plea in the back pocket ah so now what they're gonna do is go back and they're gonna say listen we got all these fucking people yeah i was involved you were right you got me boom but i'm gonna drop diamond all

these motherfuckers so now they're reaching out to the powers that be and they're saying hey how sweet a deal can you get me before everybody knows you fuck children? That's if she wants to put her life at risk. Because if Epstein got killed, she can get killed. Yeah. But don't you think they're going to kill this bitch regardless now? Nah. If the brother's coming out immediately saying, hey, she's not going to tell.

I'm letting everybody know she's not going to tell. Oh, so she's putting out the smoke signal. Don't kill me. I'm going to do my time. You're safe. And not only should you not kill me, get me out of here. Like, I'm going to get 20 years,

but you're tight with the DA or whatever. Like, get me out of good behavior in 10. Eight. And we don't even got to make a big thing of it. Give me the fucking 20 years. Yeah. I'll be out in 10.

Some people talk about it, but by then there'll be other shit going on. Move on. Let me live oh shit i think her hardest decision was not naming names beforehand because like you said she had the most leverage she could have probably worked a deal out where she could have got immunity even if she's admitting to being an accomplice to it she could have got immunity still killed her but

they would have probably killed her being outside now she has to be look over her shoulder for the rest of her life. So she's like, hey, I'll just take these years. I'll do the time. I'm going to keep my mouth shut. And then you guys make sure you get me out a little bit earlier. And I know we've spoken about it before, but a lot of people believe that her father,

who was a spy for, I think, the Israeli government, was Mossad, right? And was killed. They say he was killed. He fell off a boat or something like that so she knows it could happen her boy her husband

Jeffrey Epstein like yeah in jail gets killed I don't know if he was killed Mark I think he committed suicide yeah yeah on suicide watch

dangerous to make these claims Mark yeah like what evidence do you have to back that dude that's a good point damn sleepy guards okay but yeah yeah

so the thing that i'm also curious about with her is if because people speculate that she and epsom are working for a government so like working with saudis working with massad working for the u.s government yeah like was it just him as like a standalone operator trying to like gain money and influence or was he working in conjunction with like a bigger institution interesting and if she goes out and rats and is like yo the saudis put me up to it like because epstein apparently had like a fake saudi passport like in his house or whatever so all of a sudden she says that like does that create bigger geopolitical issues like yeah we gotta go to war well that's the thing why you might need to keep that shit in the tuck because it might be better globally for us that's where the government's got to go yeah do we like

do we push her to squeal and then that potentially makes us look like fucking idiots that we got had by all these other governments yeah or do we just say it was just her and Epstein, keep it quiet and then try to give her a deal later. That's the, um, that's the thing with, uh, JFK's murder assassination. Like some people believe there was the Russians and it's better for our

history. Russia didn't kill a president. Yeah. People say Trump got elected because of Russian interference. Right. it's like even if they were buying facebook ads or whatever which i think is like completely possible yeah people are saying like yeah we just gotta say no it's better for our history yeah that that didn't happen because we can't make it look like these other countries are one killing a head of

state like that's you've got to go to war for that yeah like that is war guaranteed and we have nukes and they have nukes so it's going to get messy yeah so that's why you've got to keep it quiet so if they find out it's saudi or they find out israeli then we have to have like back channel conversations maybe it's russian whatever who the fuck knows we look weak just getting oil getting trade deals getting all that shit interest maybe it's china who fucking knows but we got to find that out under the table for our respect globally yeah interesting yeah and if people believe that all these u.s officials are compromised like how can you operate in good faith with all these other governments being like

yeah we're sending hillary clinton to go do this deal like what do they have on her right yeah can she even negotiate with the head of russia can she even negotiate with any of these countries interesting i mean who's even looking into this how do we know the people looking into this aren't is equally corrupted yeah oi yeah this is messy and sad when you think about just like it's just sad the whole thing is just sad yeah the action is sad the fact there's not going to be any real like stop to it or justice probably that sad. It's just a sad fucking thing. It feels a bit hopeless. Yeah. Her husband just dumped her.

Really? Yeah, Maxwell had a husband, and he just left her. Just now? Just now. For like the Pilates instructor or something? Yeah, for yoga teacher. Okay. That's a win, bro.

That's a win, dog. I mean, he stayed with her through this whole thing? Yeah. That's wild. He must have believed her. Yeah. Or thought that she would kill his ass. Why would she kill her?

Well, she's about to be free. Yeah. Like, if he got off, now he can leave you for the Pilates instructor, because you can't do nothing. You locked up, bitch. Right? Yeah. What you going to do about it?

You got bigger problems now, bitch. Exactly. Figure your shit out. Yeah. Damn. He did it over the phone, too. Well, I mean. How he can't go there

come on that's a legend right there behind the glass even if it's face to face over a phone yes yeah fuck all that i'm doing this shit from home dude remote fuck all that that breaking up in person shit for who why we've been wasting both of our times i could write you a letter bitch lucky i called you yeah don't make it any better. No girl's more happy because you did it in person. That shit is like, press one for this collectible. You paid for it.

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